Thread 719741167

Here's your Gourmand, bro.

>>719741167 (OP)
stupid bitch

>get early S in long
>get lvl 3 Hydrate
>get random BOFA event
>get tissues in raffle
>get good rainbows in summer training
>fail to hit Swinging Maestro
what a rollercoaster of a career

Here's your gourmand, bro

He's back

>>719741167 (OP)
I hate you spe-chud

He teleported!?

>

KEK HE HASN'T LEARNED HIS LESSON

>

stay in your shithole containment board, gachaniggers

>>719744218
>delete self-contained thread
>receive 2-3 more threads
Brilliant, surely repeating this process tomorrow will be the ultimate solution.

Get a real job janny

>>719741167 (OP)
Thank you Spe-chan

Remember to give your trainee a reward before and after a big race!

Agemasen

How good is anime teio for the Gemini cup?

>>719743648
Holy shit. Slug cat needs to lay off on the carbs.

>>719741167 (OP)
>>719744115
10 seconds in mspaint

Casual CM practice 7391 1527

For the anon that asked about Doto earlier: Doto was being a shit and that was definitely a bite after I watched. And being a shit/bad manners is really bad as a 1k+ lbs animal. His ears weren't pinned back and he wasn't trying to murder the guy, but they did point back more than a few times and Doto didn't want to be touched, but he wanted that food. Dude saw the bites coming too. I see this all the time from petting zoo ponies and similar.

Whether Doto is normally like that or if he didn't like Opera Os jockey, anyone's guess but the people who know Doto. I know plenty of nice horses that hated certain people and plenty of bad attitude in general horses.

>>719741167 (OP)
>get a godlike run in terms of stats
>no swinging maestro hint
>no professor of curvature hint
This is the worst game I've ever played.

>>719745698
>professor of curvature
It's alright, but not very necessary

>Thread got sent to a shadow realm limbo instead of deleted
Never knew they could do that

I'll try it again. What in the world do I run to reach 1000/1000 for Taishin? Feels like I can only hit about 800/1000 even going 3/3.

The green demon of misfortune has appeared! Respond with your favorite Uma or your next run will be cursed with [SLOW METABOLISM], [MIGRAINE], [NIGHT OWL], [SLACKER] and [PRACTICE POOR] the week before Summer Canp!

>>719747276
Cafe, borrow MLB creek, flash, sweep, kitasan, kingu. You'll need a little bit of luck but it's possible.

Does he not understand how this works?

>>719746743
Yeah that's about what I did. I'm also building confidence in my theory that spamming one uma in career makes mood down events more likely but Gold Ship really doesn't like being at even good mood this run.

>>719747276
i'd say mcqueen, cafe and a borrowed super creek for stamina
sweep tosho, kita and eishin flash for speed

>>719747431
I could give 4/2 a try again, the main thing holding it all back is no stamina bonus on Taishin is a real pain. That and I can't find anyone with stamina and a lot of Ura Finale sparks and a skill I want to inherit.

>>719747391
You jest but yesterday training Mayano I got Night Owl before summer camp... TWICE IN THE SAME CAREER. Quite obviously she went straight to the glue factory

Anyways here's my favorite you green devil

Is the mejiro dober event card any good?

>>719747129
I've only seen it happen twice and they were both uma threads, I don't even understand how that happens

Are they still going to be mad in 2028 and beyond?

>>719747601
it gets outclassed by a bunch of SRs even without them being MLB so no

>>719747276
This is what I've been doing. You have MLB Tosho so replace King with her.

Bakushin helps a LOT in reaching high speed and inherits is 18* stam

am i stupid for having a wit card (mlb sr MARVERLOUS) in my deck for literally every career run?

I can't wait for the Gemini cup to be over, I've putting overtime trying to raise good aces and I want to get back to my breeding program

Why is the Genshin impact thread not being deleted but these are getting immediately 404'd?

Is it because Janny is perhaps...sore?

Threadly reminder:
https://files.catbox.moe/ii6pf3.png

>>719747391
There are a lot of umas I like, but only ONE who I can really trust to never let me down

>>719748035
Daiwa is a good uma

Damn, I wasn't aware even the NPC umas had fans

>>719748101
I thought I wouldn't care much for her due to being the first tutorial girl and seeming like a standard tsundere type but I really liked her career anyway. Almost as much as Vodka's.

>>719747559
>>719747728
Well, I was running this before. Thought I could get ahead by borrowing a different strong MLB stamina card but it wasn't going as well as I hoped. Could also just be bad luck too, nothing to do but keep going at it.

Special Needs' design is pure sex. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>719748218
Probably do Eishin Tosho Pegasus Creek McQueen/Manhattan and a borrowed MLB Kitasan because your LB2 is lmao

Fuck all you neighgas
Yours truly,
Special GOAT

>>719747129
I've been building a collection of that in my thread watcher. About 12 of them so far.

>2*
Is she a midcarder for life?

>>719744526
what's her problem?

>>719748567
up to you to raise her stars and give her the main event push, brother

>>719748350
the GOAT is on the left

>>719744491
Teio likes it from behind? I figured she was the missionary leglock type

Man I opened the thread just to say I got dysentery and it turns out it's a gacha thread
Anyways, if I were to start RIGHT NOW, would it be too late? And can you give me some total newfag tips? I don't know shit about this game at all

>>719748567
a 'midcarder' has been the meta pick for two major pvp events and probably the third one too with a little work
and irl four of the five beginner hoerses have superstar track records

>>719748567
I won a couple CM races with my 1* winning ticket, every character is viable and even more so when leveled up to 3*

>Get home from wagecucking
>Janny is back
For fucks sake how many threads have I missed today.

>>719748716
>And can you give me some total newfag tips? I don't know shit about this game at all
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/global-quickstart-guide

>>719748567
She almost won that one French race nips seem to be obsessed with. The irl horse was a beast.

>>719748767
about tree fiddy

>>719748752
>Thought Vodka was a jobber horse
>She had 7 G1 wins, more than almost all of the cast

>>719748716
Never too late! We are about to have a big event that everyone is building towards in about 4 days so it's a good time to hop in. Biggest tip is funnily enough to ask a lot of questions. The game has a lot of depth when it comes to building a proper champion and we have some truly first rate trainers always itching to help others.

Gold Ship is a worthless whore.
>fast learner
>oh shit this run might actually be good
>mood down + slacker
>slacker fails to cure
And now she's glue.

>>719747391
She's the leader of the bunch, you know her well.

can she please come sooner

>>719748715
>Did you know? Teio holds the record for her forward bend.
How did Cygames think we were supposed to interpret that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRFvfDhA2Y
Horse races if they real

I thought this game was new, there's a million characters already

>>719749379
It came out in 2021. It was redesigned in 2018. It was in development since 2015.

I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE TAISHIN THIS IS MY LAST BORROW AND WE ARE OUT OF TIME

>>719749530
imagine how firm

>>719749680
>The carat count
Toraina-san...

>>719749026
I increasingly feel like Vodka should have a more hardcore stage presence than the likes of Jungle Pocket or even Oguri Cap because of how nuts her career was but she seems to be relegated to moeblob gag character status due to how stuff was directed in the early days

I mean look at this shit
https://youtu.be/D_lA5E-If70?t=88

>>719749748
I failed.....I was saving for doto but blew my load to get both wedding alts. I'm a fourth rate trainer...

>>719749748
Between the Naritas and the Creek banner coinciding with Taurus Cup, it's not unreasonable to be a little spent right now. There's plenty of time til the New Year.

>>719749026
>Vodka has 7 G1 wins, same as rudolf.
>Scarlet has 4
How is this a fucking rivalry?

>>719748767
If you think YOUR mood is awful, imagine how xe's feeling

>>719748716
It's always never too late to enjoy the story and anime girls running. But if you want to try pvp, it's not the best moment to join since currently there are no rateups for the good things to get from the gacha. You can wait until half/year anniversary to get free rolls, but you can always start now to save up.

Today's the day. I got 3 borrows and a dream! I'll make my ace today!

>>719750042
Vodka raced for like four years but Scarlet fucked off from racing a year early
Also i think the whole 'number one' obsession of her character is how the real Scarlet only ever finished second or first in all 12 of her races when the vast majority of them were graded
>tfw i was so close to going undefeated in this recent Scarlet run but got greedy with the spring Tenno Sho

Also:
>>719749764
They were rivals because they were up in each other's faces for several races, with one alternately finishing behind the other, and their final showdown was pretty cool

Saving for HishiAma!

>>719747391
doto rabu
>captcha: JAPAN

>>719751085
Why is she the only brown uma?

>>719751367
brown umas are too powerful and must be enjoyed in moderation

>>719751584
Made for Narita Brian

Would you clone your uma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOs41VE-2M

>>719749026
I feel like a good part of Team Spica's members would be very different characters if they were released later. Special Week is honestly the biggest offender, back when I watched the first season years ago I thought she was a fucking jobber without knowing about the real horse

>>719751690
Doesn't matter if they released her later, Special Week would always be a jobber

>>719744219
This is a very recent background, I remember the threads, I think it was yesterday?
Good meme thoueverbeit

>>719744491
Need sauce

>>719751621
Kek nice one urara bro

T-thanks.

>>719749764
Im hoping for a spinoff series following Vodka and diwa
Perhaps when CG Manga is done that could be next.

Finally. It's over, a decent taishin. I never want to play her career in my life again. I hate women

>>719747391
I unironically woke up today with a horrible migraine, fuck you green woman.

>>719752906
Taishin is meta in mile races
The next pvp event after Gemini is mile

>>719752912
Get back to the infirmary your shift at the mines begins in 2 hours

Will all the excess shoes ever become useful or should i just sell them?

>>719753130
Save them for all the future trainees you'll pull.

>>719753027
WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>719753263
Even the 1000+ mediums?

the /vg/ janny sperged out and banned multiple anons because of this image yesterday.

>>719747391
my beautiful wife McQueen!

>>719753398
Theyre the most common for trainees so yes!

so, do I get wedding mayano or do I save for summerzensky and oguri chistmas?

>>719753426
which image is it?
and why are jannies on both boards getting ASSMAD over this game?

I feel like my RNG is at an all time low or my Nice Nature has been losing all her races that she's won before with lower stats and worse skills in career.

>>719753716
They are probably hoyo shills, they hate anything that remotely rivals their game.

>>719753617
If you want to be a metafag pull for summerzesnky and Christmas oguri, if you want to be a real first rate trainer do whatever would make your heart or dick happier

>>719753716
The image I posted bwo

>>719752990
I'm not gonna lie, seeing her cry in her career activated an instinct in me. I don't care if it's tough, I'm gonna do my best to help her achieve her dreams.

>>719753782
These fucking hoyofaggot jannies are killing this site and they dont even care.

>50 carats
CYGENEROUS

>>719753130
you donate them to your club members for club points. then you ask them for shoes and they get club points

>>719753426
how the fuck u get upset over 'racism' moderating this godforsaken site, like goddamn nigga

>>719747391
She uma

>>719753935
after all the jannies got doxed by sharty all the ones left are jeets

failed a 4%

>>719753826
ooh, the ban screencap kek.
They really took that issue with seamonkeys eh.

How's that one quote go
>to figure out who controls you, learn who you're not allowed to criticize
something along those lines

Dirt shoes please?

>>719753935
>someone says seamonkey
>seamonkey janny takes it personally
That's all it takes. On /sp/ there's a broken buck janny that gets mad anyone posts nigger, but it's not like that on most of the other boards.

>>719754094
On cooldown urara fren...

This is my first decent attempt. I even won a test race against some paypigs.

>>719754240
Lookin pretty solid, could just use a tad more speed but asides from that everything looking good. I made a golshi with similar abilities and stats, no long S and got second so the abilities are really good

curry chan keeps trying to seduce me. And it's working!

I'm a witlet. Which one of these outcomes from the Umalator am I supposed to believe? What the fuck is a bashin difference? Is uma 1 better than uma 2?

>>719754240
>lets pump some iron
This skill was broken last time but no one recommends it this CM, what happened?

>>719754437
It's due to where acceleration abilities kick in for this map.

On end closers/late, let's pump is actually still good, more useful than red shift or shooting to victory at least. But it's inconsistent whether it procs or not apparently, and the boost isn't as good as straightaway spurt since it starts later. But it's still not a bad one to grab if it's there and you got nothing else to spend on. Same goes for Symboli Rudolf's unique, it's actually stronger here than on the previous map even if it's not as broken as spurt. It's all about the track and where the abilities kick in that determines their usefulness. It will be really strong in some, kinda strong in others, not so useful in others etc.

Started my cooldown 2 hours ago. You niggers better let me get in a club.

>>719754432
>Negative numbers mean Umamusume 1 is faster
So 1 is faster by about 2 and a half lengths on average

>Grinding for 9* Rudolph
>Bretty good training despite constant Sleep Deprived
>Win Saudi Arabia Cup
>Lookin good
>Bombs Hope Stakes
>Bombs 2 out of 3 crowns
>hits every trainee mood-down event possible
>two Night Owl conditions that take two infirmary visits each
>still end with one of the highest raw stats I've gotten on her
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>719754548
>he missed club tryouts

>>719754437
The third part of the last race started in a corner while this one is a straight. The skill activates in a corner before the third part begins now therefore it's not that useful this time around. Conversely that's why straightaway spurt is so useful for this race.

>>719754548
Did you left your ID here or applied to one already?

>>719753426
kek
Witnessed someone eating a ban on /vt/ for calling out the jannies being brown because they were most active during SEA hours

>>719754586
Ohhhhhh, that's why Uma 1 wins in "Minimum" and Uma 2 wins in "Maximum". Thanks anon!

>>719754432
Minimum shows the best of blue uma-musume. Maximum shows the best red umamusume. It runs through a simulation of about 500 races or so, maybe more. In some of those races, the red one is winning, and 11.25 was its max score which is actaully pretty huge. but on average, the blue uma is winning due to the negative numbers in mean/median. Mean is the average

>>719750042
Because they raced together like 5 times. That's plenty more than other rivals who get like 3 races at max together. They are 2 (1st place) wins against each other so the record is at 2-2 with the other race neither of them won 1st place but Scarlet had a better placement.

>>719741167 (OP)
No no! dehydrate!
The chinese series is 100 times better than the netflix slop

>>719752990
>pout and blush
Cute!

>>719754548
you need to join the discord

>>719754734
Naruhodo. Thank you so much, anon

Finally a successful landing

>The chinese series is 100 times bette--
Seamonkey alert! Seamonkey alert!

>Stacked as fuck training
>5% failure
>Fail anyway
ACKKKKKKKK

>>719754548
Just ask away, there are always clubs recruiting and you'll get priority for high fan counts. This is the slowest I've ever seen a thread though so better hope theres a leader around.

>>719754669
Can you even apply in cooldown? I was just gonna wait the 20 hours

>>719754867
Pretty strong, but red-shift isn't gonna get you much mileage here. Could use some more speed...not bad though

>>719754783
>5 races battling each other
This sounds perfect for an anime. What is Cygames waiting for?

>>719754680
imagine being so assblasted about a little banter, congratulations on proving anon's point

>>719754990
Most of the active clubs filled up the past few days. Oy Neigh was the last one with openings, and /v/ooners leader is missing...the other 4 active clubs are full. Maybe they have some inactive members they can prune?

>>719754992
I don't remember but you can still receive invites and accept them after the cooldown

>>719754992
no, but they can send you an invite and it will be there when your cooldown wears off, so post that ID and someone will snatch you up

Reminder that the January banner is a SCAM

How do you counter this?

>>719755191
The whole point of it is spending 30000 carats for the pity, that way you can get spooked by a lot of stuff and still get what you wanted

>>719755091
dude always comes back when I call him out, at least he puts the effort
he needs to kick the members that haven't logged in for over 2 weeks, though

>>719755191
Because since there's more of them with higher rates, it's all split between the 3% probability you pull any 3*, so you have an equal chance of getting any one of those. If you go for a spark, probabilities say you'll get at least six 3* umas, and then you get to pick whichever one you want.

>>719755314
Shes so fucking cute, i want to give her good luck kisses.

>>719754036
failed a 2% and two 25%s in a row today
get on my level

>>719755314
do not let her find out about the mating press spell

>>719755412
Lazy leader!

so HOW much stam do i need for Gemini Cup?

>>719755314
Lewd...

>>719755191
looks great to me.
I'm saving to spark twice on that banner.

>>719755323
>>719755419
You won't get the ones you wanted and skipped their banner. You'll get trash like Biwa Hayahide and Rice Shower, it's a scam

>>719755419
>probabilities say you'll get at least six 3* umas
i've gone a bit over 80 pulls without a 3*

>>719755526
It depends on the class you're running and how many recovery abilities you have.

If you're having struggle getting your stamina to max, just aim for 2-3 gold recoveries and 1000+ stamina and pray. Standard distance ability gives you a stamina boost as well (40 for first, 60 for upgraded)

>>719755191
the scam is all the temptation before this banner

>>719755160
>>719755102
>>719754990
Got it, I don't have too many fans but I play and trade shoes daily 365676385934

>>719755191
The scam is baiting people into wasting their carats before this banner shows up.

I'm gonna spend 70 dollars on the discount paid carat package
to use on daily pulls

>>719755585
but nobody has enough money to spark the banners that come before that is the problem. This way you can guarantee at least one that you want, possibly more if you save for multiple sparks. There will also be pick-a-character tickets for sale if anyone wants to drop some $$$.

It's literally the only banner where you can pick any character that's been released and you have plenty of time to save for it, with chances to grab many others along the way. It's a better deal than any banner we have had up to this point, how is a singular character banner even better when this one guarantees you ANY character?

>>719755474
I once failed a 3% into a 1% next turn. I don't even remember on who anymore but it could've been Rice or Halo.

>>719755191
Where is my giantess wife?

>>719755602
probabilities don't always translate to reality, lucklet.

>>719755091
Oy Neigh is full, but I could free up a spot for that anon by kicking someone who only did three careers last month despite logging in daily.

>>719755585
Nah, I'd roll better than Special Weak.

>>719755806
your call anon. wait and see if someone else takes him first i guess

>>719755191
It's gonna be funny seing you incels cry me a river when all you get are 3* dupes of the debut racers instead of getting the ones you want.

I challenge YOU to a race anon.

>9th place
Why do we even bother any more Natie...

>>719755885
what dupes? I've only rolled on cards
because this banner is coming

more like mejiro jobber

>>719756001
Don't lie, you have Oguri Cap.

I'm cursing you right now to get dupes only.

>>719755885
nobody is rolling on the banner unless they have a spark ready to guarantee what they want retard

>>719755968
Do it for her...

>>719756043
/v/ rolls on every banner with our without spark

>>719755806
Sounds great

Become ungovernable

>>719756101
speak for yourself retard

Breath of fresh air or Cooldown?
BoFA concerns me a bit because I've had it trigger almost immediately out of the gate once.

>just slightly over 3 weeks to prep for the most brutal CM
>only 3 borrow

This is a fucking pain...

>>719756212
BOFA of course

>>719755091
I'll be kicking out 2 people from /herse/ the day after tomorrow if they don't log in.

>>719756215
Stop giving a fuck about this shitty CM if it's stressing you out, most people are phoning it in for this one and are in the same boat as you

>>719756242
I'm not logging in, cope harder you god damn nigs, I moved on.

>>719755314
She is too innocence and cute.

>>719756242
Oh you guys are still alive? that's good to know. There's some stragglers in here looking for clubs, be on the lookout. 4/6ish active clubs are all filled up, I was unsure of you guys

Which honse do I use to grind the event points and missions easily?

>>719756242
IT'S ALIVE

I feel like its pointless to run a pace chaser. They'll endure most of the debuffs. They need 3 golds and max stamina to barely make it and they won't have the acceleration to beat a roided out goldship sprinting. Is 3 end closers meta?

Anyone running evil Urara to cuck Nanshins?

>>719756291
>I moved on
Yet here you are....

How many carats can you roughly make a month if you do all the dailies and participate in all the events realistically?

>>719756242
>/herse/ is alive
Nice! So that confirms 6 clubs are alive, RIP Horse MD

>>719756319
Air Groove or Top Gun with the EP+ cards.

>>719756212
They are the same. The only difference is where you get them from.

>>719756319
The ones that are featured in the event like Air Groove/Top Gun. There will be a little red percentage next to the characters/cards that have event bonus.

Using the Mejiro Dober wit card will give you like 30%+ event bonus. Using mayano, groove cards will as well. You can also follow someone and borrow an MLB Kawakami Princess Speed card for some more bonus, and it's a pretty solid speed card

>>719756380
I might if i only manage to make two decent horses in time for the race.

>>719756354
3 end closer has a higher chance of being blocked and if someone is mean enough to run FR Urara.

>>719756380
How does the Urara strat work? Can I just drop any Urara on my team? I already have enough building the other 2 members

>>719756410
5-7.5k I believe

>>719756075
>>719755968
You know what. Forget it. She just got 15th for me.

>>719756380
I feel that's a waste of a slot with how unlikely you are to run into a taishin. Golshi will be your problem, not taishin. So you're essentially wasting a slot for a very niche strategy. Just make a nice nature and go all in on stamina debuffs at that point. I guess you could throw a bunch of debuffs on urara if you MUST run her.

>>719756232
What's BOFA?

>>719741167 (OP)
you're not really gambling until you try to get twin turbo's event chain completed to the gold skill

>>719756530
There's not enough decent debuffs that apply to end runners imo and Taishins are so OP for this race that it's all but a guaranteed win for them if she's decently build.

How do you know what the next CM is to start preparing? It just says coming soon.

>>719755639
I just followed you. If nobody else takes you, or if you'd like to join Oy Neigh specifically, I'll kick an inactive member to bring you in. We'd love to have you!

>>719756472
You make a shit Urara and because the speed of the race is determined by the FR, Urara running slow just backlogs all the horses which blocks a bunch of skills. So it comes down to who has the most accel in the final corner.

>>719756571
breath of fresh ass, one of the skills you can get from the director in a random super rare event that only shows up during year 3 with 500+ power. It's a gold recovery skill on straights, and the other choice is a gold acceleration skill..

>>719756632
Here you go anon.
https://uma.moe/timeline

Will taishin always beat gold ship assuming they're both roughly equivalent in stats?

>>719756354
building ace is hard, uses my daily borrow and i also felt the same about pace chasers after building some
so i'm doin golshi and 2 debuffers
with PC, i got the 1000/1200+3 but there's no punch down the final stretch

>>719753426
You insulted the mods' protected people
Don't ask why you can't be racist against SEA

>>719756472
The strat is making her run front to ruin the activation condition for sleeping lion. In addition to that you might as well put some debuff skills on her.

>>719756704
Yes.

>>719756615
>and Taishins are so OP for this race that it's all but a guaranteed win for them if she's decently build.
But nobody fucking has Taishin, that's the problem with your start. Instead of running a debuffer, you could run someone who actually has a chance to win, three of em. But that takes more work. Taishin, Golshi, even if you go full stamina debuffs, they're going to tank it and win anyways. So you need to make your own that can actually win. Having a mixture of styles will make so not all of them get boxed in. A pace will stay front, but golshis are fucking everywhere and Im telling you, they're going to win a lot. More than Taishin. Because the urara start doesnt stop golshi, and she's gonna be everywhere.

>>719756704
cet.par. Taishin beats Golshi

>>719756762
>But nobody fucking has Taishin
the paypigs have her and that's enough reason to put a Haru in your team imo

>>719756380
ENTER

>>719756690
>https://uma.moe/timeline
Thanks!
>3200m Long
I'm beyond bricked.

>>719756762
A good Taishin will beat an excellent gold ship. So if you have a good Goldship, you should be running Urara on the off chance you run into a Taishin. Remember you only need to come in first, where your other 2 uma place doesn't matter.

We are so fucking glue. It's over, ITS OVER I TELL YOU THE END IS NEAR. THE WHALES WON MY MOOD IS GOING DOWN ON IT'S OWN

>>719756861
I'm not fucking running Urara. You guys have fun with that

>>719756658
Thanks a lot, chief!

>>719756571
Breath of fresh air. It's a gold recovery support and also not good. The
The quandary is from what I can see, non-end closers need like 3 gold refresh skills. Swinging Maestro is a given, the trainee usually comes with a 2nd baked-in, but that leaves the third. Cooldown is mcqueen, but she's a shitty stam card.. But at least it is a stam card and stacks with rainbow triggers. BoFA is Vodka, a power card, who is a better card than McQueen, but also doesn't stack for rainbows. It's a damned if you do and damned if you don't spot.

>>719755778
>swimsuit maruzen
>doto
>eishin
>festival fukukitaru
>literally all back to back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719756762
Gonna roll for seiun sky, and roll her as a side. ez. no problem.

>>719756861
It all comes down to if you are able to breed three aces in time. If you can only bring two good contestants to the race you might as well throw you Haru into the mix.

I'm not afraid of boogieman taishit. I've taken shits that are more threatening than that umalet

>>719756986
>accelerated schedule
>no accelerated carats
wtf is their problem?

>>719757010
What good is 3 aces if they lose to one ace?

>>719755191
how rude! My daughter isn't a scam!

>>719747391
My princess.

>>719756951
You can get BOFA from random director event.

>>719757081
I want to marry your daughter.

>>719757068
Because one ace means if that one ace fucks up, and a lot of things can go wrong in a race, you lose.

The more racers you have that have a chance of actually winning, it increases your chances of winning should one get boxed in or frenzied or whatever. By only having one ace, you're putting all your eggs in one basket and praying that your debuffs are enough to slow everyone else down (protip: they wont be). More posisble winners, means more chances of possibly winning...but that's harder to do. Debuffers are easy when you just need another team member and you cant crank out an ace that has a chance of winning.

>>719757123
I've had that stupid fucking random director event trigger maybe 8 times over 100+ runs, it is not a trustworthy way to get a gold skill.

>>719756260
I'm not expecting much from this CM except for the participation rewards. I feel I have a better chance with the mile Cancer Cup.

i'm bringing debuffs. even if the opps tank it, it'll put my stats over there's if they don't bring debuffs
and i'd be screwed if they bring debuffs and i didn't
i'm starting with a max stam golshi but if I end up seeing hardly any opposing debufs, I can swap to a faster one with a little less stam

>>719757173
My one ace 2 debuffer carried me to Taurus open group A champ. How did your 3 ace do?

>>719756436
Horse MD is alive and we even recruited anons yesterday what the fuck are you even talking about

>>719757173
>can't crank out an ace that has a chance of winning
yeah, this. I only have one end closer

>>719757253
I didn't run a 3 ace team, no need to get defensive. I'm just saying at the higher level, that's what they do. Debuffers become less useful the more likely you run into a whale, because your debuffs are gonna bounce off like nothing. Be glad you didn't run into that.

I WILL be taking first place thank you very much.

How is this thread so fast jesus christ

>>719757402
BAKUSHIN

>>719757402
This has actually been the slowest day ive ever seen, even as little as 24 hours ago threads were probably double the speed

>>719757402
There's at least 5-6 active clubs on /v/, each with around 30 members of people that log in daily for the most part. If they didn't remove the IP counter, you'd see these threads regularly have over 100 posters, unlike most of the threads on /v/. Even a month into release, these are consistently some of the fastest threads on /v/.

See: >>719747969
>jannies autosage thread
>posters speed up to make it to bump limit, causing /v/'s post count to outspeed /pol/'s

>>719757393
bigger dick tops

God, Lord in Heaven above.. End my suffering. Take me to the Umaverse.
KISAMA
BAKARAYO

>>719757402
You should've seen the day of the Taurus cup or the day janny got BTFO

I'm drawing some OC. Anyone have some ideas?

>>719757393
ENTER

>>719757402
These would honestly be a lot faster if you could simply search them normally. It can take me several minutes to find the hidden thread and sometimes I just give up

no...

>>719757674
Uma is a wit game

People here have no idea how much of menace Taishin is till the CM starts. I bet by round 2, everyone will be trying to train a Urara for her. Almost a given.

>>719757393
□

>>719757683
Reminder haru doesn't have much left ;_;

>>719757387
Unless 1 of your 3 aces consist of an Uma named Taishin, you are going to lose majority of the races where a Taishin shows up. If you want to make Group B, then go ahead and run 3 aces.

>>719757670
>Rapes you

>Taishin
>Gold Ship
>Debuffer
Is this literally unbeatable?

>>719757669
Narita Taishin with SS Speed/Stamina standing at the paddock, her face frozen in fear as she looks at another runner
Next panel, Haru Urara with G in all stats: Front Runner

>>719757797
>you are going to lose majority of the races where a Taishin shows up
Which will be very few, about as common as Narita Brian. I'm telling you guys, you're not gonna Taishin much. You're gonna see Goldship fucking everywhere though.

>>719757683
King's right ear is still alive...

when do we get still in love

>>719757683
How the fuck is Vodka's father still alive while she has already passed away?

Will my Taurus Oguri work for the next Mile CM? She won me the Taurus

>>719757783
she can't die until she eats all the grass

>>719757827
Eventually im gonna roll an alt costume version of an uma that i dont have the base costume version of and my autism will not allow me to not be pissed off at that situation

>Fail multiple <10% trainings
>Gets slacker, migraine, practice poor, and FAT
>All of them except migraine take 2 infirmary trips to cure
>Doesn't win a single optional race I did
>Decided she wanted to waste all 3 of my clocks during the Takarazuka Kinen
>Super Creek does her first two events during junior year, never shows up again
>The director event that gives BoFA happens really early and I fail
>Mood down events right after getting it up to Great multiple times
>Karaoke any time I hit recreation and the mood is already good
This goddamn horse

you get so many attempts to make the next round and there were so many shitters in Taurus
I expect to just walk into A finals again
then get destroyed again

i fucking did it
>inb4 no long

>>719757971
No. Mile is Speed and Power. Medium is Speed and Stam.

Wouldnt the Taishin whales run another frontrunner anyways if they were smart, making the whole Urara strat useless?

my club always gives me shoes
but no one ever asks for shoes
what do I do

>>719757669
Super Creek in a virgin killer.

>>719757971
you got mile S aptitude on your medium ace?

>>719744491
This is poor training acumen, you only give rewards after they accomplish a goal you set for them. Giving awards before they accomplish whatever you set out for them will just kill their motivation for achieving that goal.

>>719758002
This happens to me all the time on JP. You get used to it.

Biwa is pure sex.

>>719758039
>no long

>>719758006
Round 1 was piss easy.
Round 2 I got my ass beat and barely crawled into B finals, to get 2nd place there.
It was a weak effort on my part, very last minute. This time I'm coming prepared to make sure my Class A isn't so shit. My problem last time was no medium S, and MID stats. Good enough for shitters, but when up against 1200 speed Oguris with Medium S, I got a lot of 2nd and 3rd place, but very few first place in round 2. Good abilities can only get you so far...you need that distance S and better speed.

>>719757946
https://youtu.be/F820lsTGVPA?t=130

>>719758039
>he didn't inb4 wit

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL UMAMUSUME ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT NARITA TAISHIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER RACER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M SUPER-DUPER STOKED AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD GOLD SHIP TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING GO DRASTICALLY DOWN! SEE THE GEMINI CUP YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE GOLD SHIP KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO NARITA TAISHIN YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE GEMINI CUP. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE GEMINI CUP! NARITA TAISHIN? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE GEMINI CUP!

Not sure if I can make it. Still farming for parent sparks, currently on the third and last parent. Once this done, I can finally start building my long ace.

>>719756436
>>719757289
Horse MD is alive but Mejiro McQueen isn't going to be if these doctors can't figure out why she's suffering from osteopenia.
Could be her kidneys...

>>719758043
The weird thing is I've seen a lot of guides say Urara is more of a meme strat, not a MUST HAVE to bring. Yes most of those are suggesting to run your taishin, but feasibly HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE NARITA TAISHIN? It can't be that many.

"well whales have her". But whales are going to be impossible to beat either way. So if they're the only ones who have her...then yeah why are you making a strategy to beat a whale YOU cant fucking beat anyways? Urara is a meme strat, but for those running it I'd like to see your results and if it actually helped you.

>>719757169
ok, that'll be over 9000 dirt shoes thank you

>>719758151
I KNEEL

>>719758094
Any uma without distance S is basically glue tier if you are aiming to win the CM. Or enter group A finale.

>>719757895
She's all ear now

>>719757123
>>719757169
Is it random? I was under the impression you have to get her friendship up in order to get the event

>>719757669
smug King Halo laughing at a janny

This is it for real this time

>>719758039
post deck

>>719758327
It's not over until your bank account is zeroed out too.

>>719757827
GET HERR!!! GET HER OFF ME!! GET HER OFF MEEEE!!!!

>>719758251
You need to get power up to even clear the event.

I have faith my beautiful retarded horsewife will meme her way into beating the womanlet

>>719758000
grass rots even in sealed storage. More likely the money is budgeted until she dies.

>>719758000
Nope not really

>>719758332
completely F2P

respect the commander

>>719757946
Gimlet is 26 years old now so he's not thaaaat old. Vodka simply died young but I don't remember what illness she had

>>719758151
fucking KEK

>>719758416
>he has worse cards than me and can make a better mcqueen
Maybe im not first rate....

Good stats but I doubt she is beating the gold ships.

>>719758459
>Grass wonder victim
Special fraud supreme commander of all jobbers.

>>719758416
Were all your inspirations full stam? How the fuck did you get 1200 with just 2 cards? I have Cafe at 40 too and she doesn't give much stats.

I love all you /v/ma guys. I'm too drunk but can 1 Golshi + 2 debuffers work this time? I don't really have the time to build a full Long team

How much wit do I want for this CM? I just made a decent Mayano but she’s a little ‘tarded

>>719758459
This one horse KILLED jannies and here's how

>>719758459
I hate this horse.

>>719758616
400, any more is a luxury any less really hurts. Usually get my wit to 330 in career and let ura finale finish it off.

>>719758616
400 minimum

>>719758612
That'll work just fien anon, just fine. Golshi is the easiest ace to build, and throw the debuffers on. Try urara as front runner to make Taikeks seethe, and nice nature, throw as many debuffs on them as possible. Done. Make sure you try and give golshi straightaway spurt (borrow in a parent with it and hope it sparks on inspiration, or breed your own using hishi amazon card)

>>719758567
She could've been great, but no gold recovery kills her. One gold recovery is equivalent to those 4. Plus some skills like vittoria won't ever activate

>>719758685
>>719758686
I-is 379 close enough?

>>719758638
Calm down, Teio.

Remember to properly thank natie after she carried you in back to back CM

>>719758793
Good enough.

>>719758793
It's alright, I think. It's like a 74-75% skill proc chance.

Is this good?

1994, Sprinters' Stakes.
To the ones who are already at the peak,
are there no battles left to be won?
A smashing record during his last run.
"Those who win in the end are the victors."
That horse's name is...
Sakura Bakushin O.
An overwhelming battle.

What is the minimum of 3*? 600 of that stats?

>>719758904
overstammed

>goldshi's potential requires copeless stakes sashes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S OVER

>chase straightaway spurt spark for like 10 runs
>finally get it
>forget it's end closer only
I am so fuckign stupid.

>>719758724
Thaanks lad. I have limited tries for a Golshi to trigger strsightaway spurt. Fuck this race. Do that many people have Taishin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85LZ4HeCVeo
Why are they like this

>>719758904
Yes, this is very good but missing a bit of speed and straightway spurt also
>ult not maxed

>>719758782
Yeah. I had McQueen and Super Creek and both didn't fucking proc.

>>719758932
>allegedly best friends with taiki during retirement
>they never meet in game

>>719758989
Good to know, thanks

>>719758995
Can you tube fuck off with this auto translated english track garbage?

>>719758985
Tickezobros, our response?

>>719758459
God she's so fat

>>719759012
I wasn't paying attention to the fan count and Specs career gives you barely enough fans if you win all the races. Fucking hell.

>>719758852
I'll thank her later with a lv5 stamina training

the ones with S long sim worse than those that don't have it. due to green skills on the A longs.
None of them have Spurt anyway
i'll keep going still but there's very little chance i'll have time for another ace after

Why is spe chan flat in game when shes kind of a titty monster in the anime?

>>719758604
8* and 9* borrowed stam, in my experience it gives you anywhere from 100 to 140 per inspiration, i got lucky with early friendships but i consistently hit 1000+ in most of my runs

>>719759059
YOU VILL CONSUME THE AISLOP TRANSLATION
YOU VILL CONSUME THE CLIPS WITH AN AUTOMATIC AI FILTER
YOU VILL CONSUME THE AI ADS

AND YOU VILL LIKE IT

>>719759110
Those are all pretty good. That's a finals winner with some luck and good skills. Just run double debuffer if you don't get the chance to make another ace.

>>719758782
With those stats she only dies around 30 meters before the finish line and just the extra tank is enough to carry her over the finish line. Though if anyone brings a debuffer, yeah she's fucked.

alright lads which shitty 1* spark do you think I'm getting from this run

>>719759349
Wit

>>719759110
Bottom right is the best

Really wish I joined a /v/ club, I'm starting to get pissed at how little shoes are being traded in mine. Anyway here's some best girl!.

>>719759349
Stam :^)

>>719759214
thanks, yeah i'm doing double debuff at the moment, end closer focus
I expect to make finals again, but i lost in taurus to opps with similar stats to mine, but they had the S
I'm grinding a lot more this time. these are the top of a big pile

>don't do anything different
>SUDDENLY all of my triple crown run attempts fail
it's over i lost my mojo....

>>719759349
3* speed

>>719759349
WATCH OUT ANON!!!!!!

>>719759280
>>719758782
Would it be better to run this Goldship? It is objectively slower according to the cal but doesn't die to debuffers.

>>719759407
There may be some slots open or about to open among the clubs here anon. It's never too late

>>719758852
My Natie is not running in the Champions Meet
I'm only using her for breeding

>>719755314
I know a place that is warmer

>>719759510
1200 + 2 golds + end is unironically overkill, this goldship will just lose due to suck-ass speed

>>719758904
Apparently double long corners is better than PoC while being 100 points cheaper

>>719759407
The sooner you leave it the sooner you can join us

Reminder YOU, Yes (You)! Are doing great anon. Keep up the good training.

>>719758986
>Do that many people have Taishin?
Nah I dont think so, but urara will make them seethe if you do see them. Not really many other good options for debuffers other than Natie so might as well use her. Grass Wonder's Dominator is medium only, for instance, so that skills out of the question. Also Manhattan Cafe has stamina eater which is a long only debuff, it's good, throw that on everyone if you can

>>719759619
Power is also way too low and he has no acceleration skills.

>>719759510
This CM will expose a lot of content creator who put Taishin at S tier and told players to cap the speed.
1200 stam is fucking scam.

>>719759110
Post deck

>>719759725
velocity > accel in longs

>read thread
>only meta builds
Metaslaves.

>>719759407
I left a random club for a /v/ club at the start of the month. i've already capped out daily shoe donations more times than in the random club

>>719759510
No, the simulations show she's worse. Just pray that stamina eater triggers and you should be fine.

I'll run this TM.O
She will lose
But it's okay since I had fun

>>719759864
Only shooting stars break the mold brah
Who you running?

>>719759407
There's no point in sticking with a shitty club during the first half of the month. May as well leave now and pay attention to these threads for clubs with vacants

>>719759679
Tachyon would not say this.

Why are the "loser" umas so loveable?

>>719759381
I didn't post the skills due to space. The left side ones have more/better greens which skew the stats
Top left is best vs no debuffers, bottom left wins when simming with 2x all end closer and generic debuffs
Unless you mean bottom right is best purely because it's exactly 1000/1200 in which case I completely agree

>>719758039
how is this legal? Please never make fun of us again

>>719758039
>no long
It's glue.

>>719759370
>>719759459
>>719759475
>>719759476

Aren't you forgetting about someone?

>>719759925
3 pace chasers. Rice shower, Mcqueen and Super Creek. Currently grinding their parents.

>>719759803
With such low power you need at least a few to compensate, why do you think Spurt is meta for this CM?

My mile parent is ready.

>>719759920
She looks good though. Yeah she probably wont win but she might steal a couple with luck

>>719760137
The raped

>>719760178
>Shit whites
Glue.

>>719760137
I love her voice, shame she's a never ever

>>719759920
Same, but I'm gonna use this Matikanefukukitaru instead

>>719758986
Mine is almost ready

>>719760305
Homestretch haste is great. It isn't shit whites. It is missing great whites like URA finale.

>>719760139
...That's literally still meta brah. Instead of opting for 1st best, you're opting for 2nd best.

If you were breaking the mold you'd be running some late chargers or weird characters.

>>719759920
Opera is ass for some reason, but those are great skills and stats imo. I ran a really good Opera in the last cup and she lost every race.

>>719760284
thanks, I'm running a similar setup but I'm not getting anywhere near that, parents are full stamina or a mix between power and stamina?

>>719759712
I made Air Groove, she has 2 innate end closer debuffs, then got the rest from the usual cards
Had to spark long, but as it turns out, there's a lot of long sparks going around at the moment...

>I've seen how over time the umas anons are posting getting better
>I only have absolute glue
Im so finished

>>719760131 (me)
honestly I think I give up trying to breed a parent
this is unironically the 3rd day and 9th run in a row where I get either wit or guts at the end and the fact that I'm wasting all my daily borrows on this same dumb ass looking special week is driving me mad

>>719760014
They're more down to earth rather than high up in the stratosphere. More relatable, more attainable, and the whole "I can fix her" phenomena as well

>>719760474
Put the project on hold and get back to it later. No need to endlessly frustrate yourself when you're having a bad luck streak.

>>719760418
Yeah Groove or Wonder or whoever is good as another debuffer, just throwing some ideas around

>>719760390
This Opera won me 2nd place in A by a neck.

I need to install this shit on my phone. I missed out on so much like getting into /v/ma does anyone have a cheapo Android recommend

>>719760474
anon try to hit 600 stam so you have a chance at getting a 3 star stam spark

>>719760417
15stam 3 spe
There's a lot of failed runs that aren't shown. Where the stats don't go where they need, where Maestro doesn't come, where a night owl/slacker event happens etc
I only train speed when there's a 2+ rainbow, otherwise it's all stam, other than the usual few turns for wit here and there

>>719760576
Just wait till they kick someone out. Im sure eventually someone will go inactive

>>719760359
I'm actually joking. Your Oguri is good as parents and amazing as grandparents for an all-turf parent.
But Homestretch Haste isn't that good, it has shit durations, only giving you maybe at max 0.3 horse length even in Long.

>>719758459
>Never once got beaten by Special Chud
>Got JRA Horse of the Year over Special Chud even after her win over Monteju at the Japan Cup
>Got into the JRA Hall of Fame and destroyed her last chance of eligibility
>Lowest placement across all of her races was 2nd place
>Literally has a timeform rating equal to EQUINOX
Sorry, but I'll never respect the Chud over the real face of the Golden Generation

Surely, this has to be the run.

>>719756861
Man I call bullshit on that
I've trained Taishin for Gemini and Taurus but any goldship shits all over me every time because her ult is guaranteed vs Nemesis that sucks to activate because Taishin loves to hang out at 9th place

>>719760669
Anon, its time to enter the zone.

>>719760632
I still need a new phone. My shitbrick is tired boss

>>719760669
Incoming night owl when you rest b4 summer break

Has anyone ever been to the Kentucky horse park umamusume exhibit? It's a drive but I kinda want to go

>>719760131
WHY I IT ALWAYS GUTS IT'S LIKE THEY ARE MOCKING US

>>719760663
Based, I'm gonna train her again later after reset for S long. This is the best I got so far.

>>719760546
yeah I wanted to do this for the CM but I don't think I can keep doing this because it's getting more frustrating than actually losing in the event races

>>719760592
3 out of my 9 attempts have stam past 600, but also got wit or guts sparks in all of them
I've tried nearly everything at this point, even intentionally avoiding getting any stat that wasn't speed past 600 and I still got hit with the 1 star

>>719760576
I made sure I was working from home on the 1st of the month...

>>719760669
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719761047
glue

>>719761047
You got greedy, should have gone for charm

I can't reach max stam with this deck even though I have 16* stam legacies
Am I retarded, have shit luck, or both?

>>719760362
Really? No idea. I picked Rice shower when I started out and decided to build everything around her while using the free Haru Urara card.
>meta
>2nd
Isn't the whole point of meta is to be the first? No one will settle for anything below first once you go meta. Otherwise its pointless to follow the meta at all. What I am trying to say is, I am sick of seeing goldships + debuffers + meta skills. Its a petty complain I will admit.

>>719755091
But what avout Der/v/…