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WHEN ARE THE NEXT GIBS
IM STARVING CYGAMES

i love mejiro ryan, shes the best uma, simple as

THE GOAT

qol update?

>>535886150
Your Goldship welfare checks???

>>535885304
Why do that when the blue sparks, on the parents, will suck 90% of the time?

Digitan LOVE

>>535886242
look at how fucking flat she is goddamn that's hot

>>535886097
you should use it even when you are borrowing to increase the odds you end the run with the skill.

Where are the Turbo races, I wanna go sleep

i like mihono "cyborg" bourbon a lot

Rape Teio

>>535886312
When you have an 18* groundwork lineage it will be easier to force a groundwork onto a good blue spark.

Her smile..

flat gods are the best

>>535886242
Agreed

Dream Journey!

>>535886471
(lovingly)

i hate that i have to spend gems to replenish energy, my autistic ass just wants to do runs ad infinitum

>>535886312
it's easier to fix/grind the blue/red sparks out on a white spark family tree than it is to fix/grind out white sparks on a strong blue/red family tree due to how white sparks create a positive loop on themselves.

>>535886242
My wife

>>535886514
can't wait for her

no way i make it right?

>>535886471
YES

HOPELESS

>>535884724
This is my limit by being a f2p all my other goldship kinda choked at summer 2 until the end where theres only 1 rainbow at speed, still suck Im not getting the S medium or turf proc, rngs brutal

>>535886691
it goes up 5k per day, its over bwo

>>535886691
477k minimum last week

>>535886691
you have a whole fucking week to high roll

>>535886689
I will swipe as many times as is required. I NEED her.

>>535886549
>stealing the cunny

>>535886728
oh right...

>>535886430
Luckily I covered myself in switch cartridge bitterant

>>535886471
Teio is stronger than you

>>535886482
>>535886610
So if I would want Playtime's Over:
I would need to do runs until two umas have the skill. Then use those shitty parents on an uma I want to get a good blue spark on
then use that last one on aces, right?

>>>535886756
you dont have any greens, your silence suzuka didn't proc Left-Handed? Also BoFA on a Goldship? At that point, you could just run with Special Week support card and get gourmand instead.

>>535886554
Same.
It's just that my work schedule really makes it annoying to run races during the mid-day while I'd have a bunch of free hours late at night where I could have fun with my umas, but I have to be gatekept because haha 3 races and 3 borrows are all you get unless you pay for more races haha!
I wish I could at least get some more borrows when I refresh for energy with carats. Even one would do.

>>535886689
Is Fuji's outfit the most intentionally lewd one in the game?

>>535886968
this is a good thing, she is a participant then

>My cracked A+ gold ship with 1200 Speed+S is getting wrecked by random B+ horses in racing rooms
I'm losin it

>>535886968
Not after her leg breaks

Having bareback babymaking sex with Rudolf in front of Teio.

No more lewds after this post.

NO HORNY ITT

>>535886953
>retard ignored the 5 straight turns of popup alerts

>>535887102
I bet you have like 650 stamina

How many hours until Narita Brian

>>535887083
I think kitasan also has a paizuri hole but fuji's still in another level

>>535887061
Well preferably you'd want the grandparents of the ace to also have good blue sparks.

>>535887102
lol, shoulda listened to rudolph

>>535887171
i've literally always waited until year 1 dec 2 to do hopeful stakes and never had this happen before

>>535887083
Yes.

>>535887102
Bwo your stamina?

Yep, I will ACE this CM.

>>535887102
>t. 300 wit 800 stam

>>535887061
depends how much you want to grindan it
ideally you would get playtime's over! on two parents and their parents. 6x skill makes your odds of producing the spark go up from 20% to 35% on a white skill. (golds are really valuable when able because they double that). But there is a finite amount of time to grind in this game and landing a playtime's over! on a good blue or red or blue/red is another layer of RNG that would come after that.

>>535887257
paizuri SUCKS
naizuri is where its at

>>535887102
>t. 750 sta 350 wit with 1 gold skill

>>535887061
>>535887262
>>535887386
Someone needs to diagram this shit cause it's just not clicking

>>535887083
For sure.

I fapped to cheerleader nature

What's a good dirt uma for TT third slot? Already got Taiki and Condor but my third spot is lacking. Any tips?

>inb4 urara

>>535887443
chestlet cope

>>535887443
I think naizuri actually hurts the girl, like it's pure friction

>>535887624
Falco

>>535887516
This game is severely lacking infographics and shit. Japanese people don't know what UI/UX means and globaloids just want to make 150 page documents

why is my debuffer winning races lmao

NTRAV

>>535887516
I was considering making something but I'm talentless in that regard and there's so much to consider in this game, ultimately the CM races themselves and mobilizing good enough horses are more important than creating a universal god parent.

>>535887443
as a certified sex haver, i can tell you that a paizuri blowjob feels just as good as it looks

>>535887083
>>535887293
>>535887541
is this free paizuri outfit even a reference to something on the horse??? like how some outfits have asymmetrically colored gloves or shoes to represent the limb coats?

I don't think I'll ever change having her there. She's so fucking cute and confident.

>>535887834
the actual horse is stacked

>>535887687
No Falcon, no Oguri :'(

Anyways google says I'm fucked apparently so I'll keep Haru for now ig

>>535887473
Die 1000 years in paint

Mambo

>>535887981
I put Bakushin there because the way she visibly brightens when you click race makes me smile

>>535887624
Oguri

>apothecary pre-debut
>charming achieved
LFGGG

>>535887624
taiki shuttle

>>535888050
looks kinda normal to me

Bareback with Narita Brian

>>535888116
Mambo

>>535887834
find some 6* or better dirt parent and pray for dirt inspiration and you can use any uma you want

>>535887320
>586 stamina
walking brick

>>535886689
i want her after watching the movie but seiun sky comes out before her

>>535888350
Yes.

>>535888373
Omatsuri Mambo

Rainbows leaving speed during ura cost me 12k speed but I'll take it

>>535888742
holy witlet

>>535888270
all the niggers who prattle about breasts matching the IRL horses' chest sizes fell for the classic bait.

Just like the tards who actually bought the "don't lewd the le friggin horserinos or the bad man will take away your waifu!!1!!"

Is it a good idea to not start the CM races on launch and just wait until noon or evening to avoid the whales?

Or does it not matter?

>>535888847
eigo kudasai

>>535888742
>nice nature as an ace not a debuffer
????????

>>nice nature as an ace not a debuffer
>????????

>>535888742
Interesting tactic

>Bourbon already fatherzoned me before debut
bro...

R Air Groove for ground work after I use up my daily borrows?

DAHBEY!

>>535888742
>ace natie
I kneel

This isn't nice

>amazing run
>medium A

she can win some times, you know?

>>535888670
>>535888373
>>535888116
I need to kill these posters

>>535889109
What are you getting out of it that running a better ace uma wouldn't give you?

Thank you witchuds, I'm safe for another week

evens - get a goodnights sleep for the first time in weeks
odds - more pointless uma ace runs that will likely yield nothing

Awful mood Raisu is my favorite Raisu

>>535889280
>shitty runs with no rainbows and no maestro
>medium S

Did I miss Twin Turbo Tuesday?

Can I get away with having no accelaration skills? I'm tired of grinding this shit...

I'm going to humiliate people with that Goldshi

>>535889313
disgusting hag

>>535889481
nah hasn't been on yet

>>535889526
>no medium s
>no acceleration
>no wit
>no recovery
please be in my winners final

>>535889473
This is vile

>>535889526
youll make it to semifinals B with this gilshi

Reminder that making a debuffer uma is telling them they're not allowed to win and you're a shitty trainer for that.

>>535889409
Yours will be especially painful

>>535889625
bwo your swiping mastercard?

>>535889698
Nature is used to it

>>535889698
My debuffer nature has literally won CM rooms.

LETS GO BRIAN

F2P bros Carat check!

>>535889716
Mambo

God fucking bless.

Wtf is your problem with this shit ?

For me its BNW finish even if I lose

>>535889857
>20
2/10 bait

>>535889857
29.3k ready to suffer sparking brian

>>535889857
>F2P
>paid carats

>>535890032
Hayahide is head and shoulders above the other annoying uggos

I'm one copy away from MLB Biko SSR... is that any good?

>>535889651
You can ask for art without posting incorrect descriptors, you know.

>>535889857
26 K.

>Poor paypiggies upset at F2P Carat count
Lmao

>>535890235
apologize to taishin right now

>>535889857
14k, mostly from goldshi. luckshitted smart falcon, I'm holding til seiun sky or fuji kiseki. I have regular maruzensky so skipping summer

>>535886689
I only want her because realistically I will have enough to spark when she comes out. I am hoping while rolling for her to get HishiAma, Brian, and Wedding Groovy.

Quick Update— Gotcha! I'm fine!

I was just having a funny little roleplay session in the last forum— glad you all could entertain the shenanigans. Many laughs were had by the both of us! :P
My Umazing and Gorgeous Trainee would absolutely never do something like that, gosh could you imagine! Hah! I was giggling just writing that!

In reality, I would never speak ill of my Perfect Uma in such a strange manner.
She is the absolute best, and no other can even compare!
She runs fast, does very well with sprints, has days worth of stamina, and even won the Derby! I am so lucky to have had her in my life!

Again, it was just funny bit of text roleplay! My Uma had a good laugh. Thanks for participating! (´｡• ◡ •｡`)


P.S. Does anyone know of any trainers who currently don't have a trainee within a 30km radius of Tracen Academy? Just curious.

You know I don't think I've seen Mambo or Matikanetannhauser in the same room before...

>>535890235
Hayahide is ugly big faced nerd

>>535889993
You won't get it

>>535890173
Ik SEA take pride in not paying anything, but lets be real - the account difference between someone with daily carat and a selector versus 100% 0$ spent, its negligible at best.

>>535890432
I wish you could use alts together seems like a waste to have both

>>535888157
I thought they just did that for Ticket, does everyone do that in the race slot?

so why are people rolling for brian again? she looks kinda mid

91654506
Derby

>>535887203
930, Swinging Maestro + 3 non-gold stam skills

>>535890458
They kept on avoiding each other, it seems.

>>535889196
uueeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

someone post the oguri dance

>>535890215
now there's a rare pairing

>>535890654
so why are you shitposting again? you look kinda gay

>>535890546
Nta but what are selectors?

How do you keysmash vocally?

>>535890449
she fucking killed him...
bros...

I guess I have to run a front runner to stop these pace chasers fro getting too far a lead huh

>>535890034
it's called being f2p+ idiot

Insane run incoming

How ?

>>535890625
there are a couple different animations depending on the uma's personality. you can rotate through them and see.

>>535889196
THE DERBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Hat off Golshi is the most attractive woman I've ever seen.

>>535890034
>responds to posts he thinks are bait
What's the point?

>>535890625
if you set the race menu slot to random, it'll swap the character every time you go into team trials so you can check them out.

>>535890856
Technically at the moment it'd only be those 2 rookie packs that give 1 3* uma/1 ssr (can also spend the 1500 on another 1 guranteed uma/ssr) - So yeah, basically nothing unless you have some insane luck and get a kita or creek (which rerollingers already have)

>>535890654
Her Unique Skill is very good.
Also she's cute.
And cool.

>>535890918
>zero front runners in race
One larps as front runner
>one front runner in race
Pace cucks controlled
>two front runners in race
they win

How long did jp take for their first 9* pink blue with 50 white skills

>>535890654
you'll have more fun with the game the sooner you stop metaslurping

>turn 1
>only 2 horses among all my training options
I didn't even know this was possible

>>535890992
>Tfw I only click spd and wit during her runs
You'll get to have some stamina or something ig

>Super Creek event doesn’t complete

Ah well, everyone has bad luck sometimes

>Spe doesn’t give Gourmand

It’s a 50/50 anyway right? No big deal

>MLB green woman doesn’t show up for her first date until senior year

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM TAZUNA

ahh red shift

>>535890654
For me, shes top 3 favorite design. Ability wise? Idk, some have said her unique is really good, others not so much - who can tell? Goldship suddenly became god 1 week away from CM whereas before barely anyone talked about using GS

>>535891220
>50/50
It is if you subscribe to the "either she gives it or she doesn't meme", but the actual chances of giving it are lower the sooner her event chain finishes as she snapshots her preferred stat (Speed).

groping kissing and sucking nice nature nice nature's...

>>535890857
loudly

>>535891072
Got it, ty

>>535890738
It's all thanks to the anime, I've seen quite a few arts

>>535891313
Before CM it didn't matter who you ran with.

>>535890856
In like a year there will be a battlepass for $10 with a couple of carats as well as a free kita/creek/FM every month

>>535891398
Go on anon, I’m not grasping quite what you mean but if there’s some way to influence what she gives I’m all ears

>>535891417
Stop slurpy sucking her horse cock so often anon, it'll affect her racing performance at some point..

Imagine being afraid of your shadow, couldn't be Narita Brian (it is)

>>535890654
>Shadow break
Kek

>>535891214
>You'll get to have some stamina or something ig
That's what stamina legacies are for bwo
Also choosing stamina increasing options on events

>>535891530
I just meant it in the sense of who knows what skills/umas suddenly become meta for the month unless you've studied JP to a crazy level (or big vet). - Suddenly everyone was pot5 nature/gs, wanting maru/ryna/taikia uniques, etc. I've seen people say Teio step is awful and others say its amazing for accelerators. On and on.

>>535890235
>Hayahide is head and shoulders
nah just head

>>535891635
Reading the doc should be required before posting in this general, really. The answers to a lot of stupid questions can be found there.

>>535891642
>tfw I got scared by my own shadow once in a dark empty hallway

>finally got 3star stam
>2star URA & a bunch of whites to go with it
fuck yeah i'm in the stam club now bros

>>535891892
fuck you

>>535891892
shame about that pink though

>>535891892
if it was distance that would be pretty god, still good tho

>>535891892
EXPLOOOOOOOOODE

>>535891771
I mean what else are you clicking if you just max out spd and wit every run then suddenly get those buffs in one?

>>535891892
>no distance pink
glue

>>535891638
i was talking about her boobs what the heck...

The Twin Turbo Turbo Tuesday Turbo Tourney is about to start.
Ten terrific turbo tuned tracks, sometimes with two turns and turf tearing traction to truly tell who tops them all.

We'll be running Sprint - Mile - Medium - Long - Dirt mile
First set with fixed moods, second set random

Please register only ONE uma per race, thank you very much.
Will be hosting the first race in just a moment!

>>535885992 (OP)
Whats the theorized amount of sweaty players after alot of players quitting in this game 2k? 5k? Remember were in Global not JP

>>535891892
This is literally the best spark I have seen here. I'm not even mad.

as long as she's happy I guess

>>535891529
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS A DIRTY XIVGGER

>>535892086
post uma camel toes now

>>535891592
I'm tired, Dia...

Who's the most PROPER CORSAIR uma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUy4UE5TDiE

How the fuck did I get ONE paid carat?

>>535891892
Congrats

>>535892043
>I mean what else are you clicking if you just max out spd and wit every run then suddenly get those buffs in one?
Power usually, at least when stam isn't in an option

>>535892114
I don't really care. The game has proven itself successful enough that it'll never EoS and that's all that matters.

>>535892175
an anon made that month+ ago. Most things are just saved and recycled. First time on 4ch?

SHADOW ROLL NO KAIBUTSU
Ok I'm done. Narita Brian cute.

>>535885992 (OP)
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>Inactive for 7 days kick
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

>>535892339
why was this drawn from the side? i'm her colleague? an uma colleague? so its from the pov of a girl? an uma musume if you will?

>>535891592
Oh god what do you even do in this situation?
HOW DO I PROTECT MY VIRGINITY??

Oguri wife, Spe wife

>>535892319
but someone got it here and then posted it in xivg

>>535892467
>Virginity
Does he know?

>get slacker 3 days before summer
>energy is nearly full and there's a good training available so I choose to risk it for just 1 turn
>slacker activates
>Fuck ok well I guess I have to waste energy then and cure it before summer
>1st infirmary doesn't cure it
>2nd infirmary done with maxed energy doesn't cure it
>summer starts
>"surely we'll only lose like 1 training haha"
>slacker hits 3/4 of my trainings
Holy shit this is actually the worst thing that has ever happened to me in this game. Now I have to skip races on a parent run(with a borrow too) just to make sure my stats can fucking catch up to finish the fucking run.

how are stars for white sparks calculated?

>>535891850
oh so guts cards are even MORE useless than I expected, holy shit

>>535892086
First Race of the day: Twin Turbos Turbotastic Turbo Sprint on the turf of Chukyo!

Registration is now open at
>51411869
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>51411869

Will start in 15 minutes if we don't fill up.

>>535891892
Nice bwo. I have two 3* stam sparks but both aren't very good.

>>535888617
>mp3 audio
retardation expected of a 2ndary cunt

Just found out my wife booked us a trip to new Zealand. That's like 10k. How many umas I could have bought with that

>>535891892
>style pink
Meh. Grind more

How do we fix this problem of 40 year old hags infiltrating Tracen Academy pretending to be high school aged?

Why are idolshit companies and their "artists" completely incapable of making good music?

I know this is definitely too late but how should I build my Silence Suzuka for Champions Meeting? I at least have tommorow's borrows remaining, so I would like to try my best. I've done multiple test races with pic related (scuffed, I know, I only have both one dupe of Kita and Creek) and she has consistently failed me. Do you recommend any specific skills that can make sure she can at least hold the lead some of the time? Note that this is the only Suzuka I've gotten with S Medium. I also don't have the monies/mats to upgrade her potential level past 3.

>>535892660
mMarry them

Poor Rice

>>535892443
sent bwo pwease dont kick me after a day...

I want to fuck neicha until she passes out

>>535892656
Actually you want to start having a modicum of front runner sparks sprinkled in to be future proof

>>535892636
Are you going to the South Island? I took a 10-day roadtrip down there recently and it was fucking sick.

>>535892454
You should fap less and read more the story mode

>>535892785
Enjoy your stay

>>535892703
You are obligated to post 3 good songs

>>535892810
Lol an uma has average 800 stamina. For reference a human only has about 36 stamina
>>535892851
North for 2-3 days just to see the gloworm caves and a week in the south.

Umas (You) could beat?

>>535885992 (OP)
Not so though now!

>>535892920
When is this German whore available to fuck?

>>535892931
Answer the question first.

>>535891850
Thanks for the spoonfeed anon. I usually go through everything in the OP in any general I check out but there was so much to learn for this game when it released that I just wanted to play and learn that way. If it makes you feel better the tip will not be in vain and I’ll pass it on to the next anon that asks.

>>535892660
>fix
The system works as intended torena-san

>>535892858
i should fap more until my brain melts and i cant decode english anymore

>>535892703
Post "good songs" so we can laugh over your "taste"
Also you're clearly baiting for (You) and haven't listened to most if any of the songs.

>>535892584
9/18

also read the second to last sentence of >>535892086 you dork

>>535893004
Literally none, I'm skinny as fuck

>>535893034
I need some examples to answer your question

>>535892623
i just kept the same filename it originally had bwo

>>535892989
go watch some NZ horseracing

Damn Twin Turbo Tuesdays are no where near as popular as Marvelous Sundays.

>>535892703
You will never get me to hate Girls Legend U, Legend Changer or pretty much the entirety of Starting Gate 06.

>>535893004
No way I couldnt beat a scrawny little uma like Mayano Top Gun and womanlet Narita Taishin

>>535893192
nah people just hate the sprints for some reason

>>535892467
Pray to kitasan to save you

>>535893004
>Umas (You) could beat?
Emotionally? Too many to count.
Physically? None.

>>535892623
dogshit ass music playing plugin doesnt fucking play kino opus 96k encoded videos so i just convert my shit to mp3 with the shittiest option available on ffmpeg because 1. fuck mp3 2 fuck you niggas

SPE WIFE

>>535893004
Rice Shower but only after she falls over

I will marry my trainee, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

You would think that Umamusume would more exploit 90's/early 2000's nostalgia considering it takes place mostly around that time

>>535893114
>The lost test bwo
I bet you want to get dommed at Tracen anyways

>>535891892
>NHK mile and ura finale
A morsal of your luck, please?
>>535892660
I'll let you know when I find some.

>>535893126
BASED

>>535892131
El Condor NO Pasa

>>535893361
>that disgusting style
>overall quite dim image
this was made by a cuck/korean wasnt it

>>535893329
I wonder how many girls join this school just to marry a trainer.... horrifying.......

I didn't know I needed Agnes Urara

>>535892763
Know that in all likelihood she is going to lose most races without another front runner, that being said, you need more stamina, ideally 800+, along with 2 gold recoveries. Green skills are also important, she has built in left handed. You can ditch Taiki's skill because it's only good for pace.
Here's mine that has never won a single room.

>>535892873
no one said hello to me...

People have legit been calling me a whale for this
Seriously, a whale?. Seriously

>>535893105
Whichever Curren happens to get in front of the other one is going to absolutely destroy them.

>>535892989
I live in the north and there are precious few things seeing up here, but waitomo is pretty cool. I imagine your wife already has an itinerary but if you're just taking a trip
- try see the seals at Kaikoura (it's just a walk down the beach)
- go to Omaka Aerodrome if you're a big fucking WW1 nerd
- if you catch the cook strait ferry try not to get violently seasick
- Lake Tekapo is worth 1 day of staring at
- Wanaka is very nice
- Queenstown is where everyone goes and for good reason

gl and enjoy the country anon!

>>535893497
I did a few moments ago, Im watching that twinturbo cm room now

>4 Teio runs in a row
>all Turf sparks
You dumb bitch you literally only have 2 A ranks to choose from

I have a feeling you all are gas lighting me to roll Brian and come tomorrow no one will

>>535892086
11/18

Direct callout to Galahadork, only register ONE Uma please

>>535893501
Post cards retard.

>>535893501
by whale they mean retard bro

>>535893004
All of them.
With prep time

>>535892989
>human only has about 36 stam
you know, humans are known for their extensive stamina?

>>535893486
School? No, you've got it all wrong. Tracen is a matchmaking hotspot!

>>535893640
I would roll for Brain if Cyjews give me free 30k carats. Super Creek milked me dry

>>535893723
Actually its our stamina regen thats bonkers, not our burst stamina

>>535892989
>Lol an uma has average 800 stamina. For reference a human only has about 36 stamina

>>535893723
yeah i didnt understand his post either, humans have massive stamina we're just not that fast

If a trainer get's married do they still train other girls when their wife retires?
do they get jealous?

>>535893750
When will nishino ask me for marriage then?

Why the hell are human men training Umamusume anyway? What would they know about running? Shouldn't there be plenty of retired Umamusume that should and could do a better job?

ITS NOT EVEN YOUR CAREER YOU GAY BITCHES

>>535893591
Thanks kiwibro. Any food recs?

>>535893929
for breeding purposes of course

>>535893929
my dad has been running away from child support for 26 years

>>535893980
Why doesn't Falcon just turn them into Umadols?

Saving for a future Uma while having so many SRs that are short of an MLB is rough

They should really should have released the uncap crystals at launch

>>535893486
>be country bumpkin
>all other umas are draft umas, be the only one for speed
>only men in town are hicks or inbreds
>get scholarship to go to Tracen
>suddenly have the buffet of options for handsome yet caring Trainers
The question is why would'nt you?

>>535892086
welp
13/18
started ...

>>535893980
Their love
Their franchise

>>535893929
>women better in ANY physical leadership role
Lol

>>535893929
umas are canonically retarded and human women are, well, you know.

anons...
tachyon raped my horse...

hahaha fuck you karen

nigga

What is her problem?

>>535893929
Aoi bros were forgotten...

Good enough

>>535892086
>Dolichos Runner
waow we suck ass ...

Hosting the Mile race in a moment!

>>535894350
giwtwm in that chair

>>535893929
Human men are for emotional support, nuturing, and maturing uma musumes.

>>535894350
uhhhhhhhhhhh
smarfalconbros?

>>535893495
>Know that in all likelihood she is going to lose most races without another front runner
F-for real? I would've thought she could at least put up some fight...
>you need more stamina, ideally 800+, along with 2 gold recoveries.
I'll try to get to the benchmark of 800, though I'm not sure that will be possible while also getting to 1100+ Speed in the same run without a bit of luck due to my deck not being the best. Is Breath of Fresh Air the only decent non-Maestro option for recovery?
>You can ditch Taiki's skill because it's only good for pace.
I didn't know that, thank you. What second unique skill would be best for Front Runners then? Do Late Surgers/End Closers also not benefit from Taiki's unique skill? I must confess that I've assumed it was universally useful and put it on almost everything I have...

>>535892131
No, she's meek.

>>535894019
I'm gonna be real with you man our food is nothing to write home about. Everything good about the food here is a result of international cultures, eg. thai/indian/chinese. You can get some locally sourced fish and chips if you want, that's some good ol anglo culture right there

>>535894402
Well obviously human women are unqualified considering how much of a failure she trained Happy Meek to be.

>>535894350
>I'm going to use your body

h-hot

>>535894441
Based Momzensky.
That Curren's acceleration in the final spurt was making me sweat.

>>535894441
How the fuck did my <300 stam bakushin get 3rd??

Do Umas attached to female ningen absolutely fingerbang the shit out of them?

>>535894527
Stupid fucking jail island can't even cook their own shit.

>>535893723
>>535893854
>>535893870
I always had the impression that uma musume were like superhorses but after looking at my goldship's 2400m time and comparing it to equinox's best I guess they are similarly built.

>>535894375
How long must I play before I can save for a spark?

Do umas live as long as real horses? Or as long as humans?

>>535892086
Next up - Twin Turbos Totally Tubular Mile Cup!

Registration is now open at
>96444056
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>96444056

ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE HORSE THIS IS NOT A CM ROOM

>>535894648
only their pussies are super

>>535894731
90% of the cast should be dead by now but maruzensky is still alive

>>535889473
Is there a Youtube video for this lol. I would like to share it.

>you need speed, i mean horses need to run fast bro
>but you also need stamina, your horses need some sustain bro
>but you also need power, your horses may get engaged or will have to push through a blockade
>but you also need a tiny bit of guts, your horse may die without guts bro
>but you also need wit, your horse needs to do what to do

I almost never get to see these

>>535894643
Jail island's the next one over. NZ was a proper colony for upstanding citizens who only shot the natives a little bit

>>535889473
She sounds exactly how I imagine this would

Does anybody have that video of tamamo cross yelling and making faces?

>>535894731
maru is like 80yo

>>535892989
>For reference a human only has about 36 stamina
A human beat a horse in a 21 mile race literally this year.

Man, This could have been the greatest run I have ever had in this game, but the maestro event never bothered to trigger.
Why are umas like this?

>>535894731
They're elves, so they pop in and are immortal, except when they're not.

>>718537740
We were finally able to get a thread or two on /v/ for once lol. Janny is asleep.

>>535894731
We don't know, there are more than fucking ten(十(jew)) derby umas in academy and an idol uma from 1930

>>535894575
That was close
I just watched, not sure if getting a late start matters.

>>535894919
It's almost like you need to balance your stats depending on the type of race and runner you're training or something. Weird.

>>535894527
I see thats a shame. I was looking forward to some maori cuisine

>>535893873
We just don't know but considering wild horses form around harems, I d say they get jealous but unless they can beat the matriarch, they will not act upon it.

>>535894770
started!

>1k speed
>Get hydrate instead of gourmand
SPECIAL WEEK YOU FAT FUCK

not gonna lie this "rice shower is unable to complete a goal race for no fucking reason" meme got tiring after the second time. what the fuck is her problem, why is she randomly placing 6th three goal races in. this isnt even taking into account not getting girls in their respective trainings despite 50+ specialty priority be it in normal turns, summer camp, or URA turns. christ

>>535894964
>Stam

>watch air groove side story
>first chapter is about how she has a trainer of her own
>air groove's trainer is a woman
trainer-san (me) is stealing air groove from that naive trainer isn't? I didn't know we were the ntr ugly bastard, based when we are stealing happy meek next?

I love horses

>>535895141
This is why you don't rely on welfare cards noob

>The carefully-crafted masterclass Silence Suzuka without Swiping Maestro (18th place CM)
>vs
>The grotesque randomly-generated Silence Suzuka with Swiping Maestro (2nd place CM)

>late start
FUCK OFF

>>535895298
i demand a second race

>>535895226
Happy Meek wants (You) to fuck Aoi bro

>>535895298
bwo? your focus from kitasan hint?

>>535894731
Pretty sure they live as long as humans.
>>535895076
That has no bearing as it's known umas inherent the spirits of the horse

>>535891592
Kitisan's face always makes me laugh

>>535895376
Disgusting

>>535895289
>carefully crafted masterclass without GOLD RECOVERY
I'm trying to be as nice as possible but
r u retarded

I have to stop doing these /uma/ races it just makes me realize how many shit fucking horses I've trained.

>>535894770
so called free thinkers registering the mileuri cap to the mile race

hosting the medium race in a moment

>>535895298
Your concentration from tardzuna?

>>535895141
Should’ve used Spe in the first place

>>535895235
That is a fox anon

>>535895267
I cant keep mixing up my supp types to get skills wtf?

Mile is my weakest race. See you fuckers in Long!

>have shit SR cards that prevent me from making good horses
>have 10k carats to roll
>have 20k support points
even if I rolled something good I'm still bricked as fuck because I can't level my cards... sigh

>>535895464
im like rank 1k in pvp and i always get mogged on /uma/ races

is there a list of what counts as an invalid character in chat, im actually going insane

>>535895505
Why was there like 20 debuffs hitting my Suzuka?

>>535895289
>CM
>B+
>sub 600
Huh

>>535895581
Based golshi fucker

>>535894825
i don't think there is a youtube versoin so here is the original from twitter https://x.com/WTM666WW/status/1941021140195201329

TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU
The way she says her name is just so distinct it sticks with me like no other Uma

clock check /uma/

>>535895235
Nyo...

>>535895595
There's no specific character that's banned.
It blocks stuff like "But it's" because of "buT ITS".

>>535895289
>524 stamina
>Only recovery is Gourmand
This guy doesn't know about the +400 bonus in campaign

>>535895592
Be patient guinea pig, new event in a week and a half

>glimmering eyes
>flushed cheeks
This Uma is WAY too happy about (You) becoming her Trainer.

>>535895617
do you guys know if the horses would have a heart attack if i just went near them screaming with my arms wide open?

>>535892086
Up next on the Twin Turbo Turbo Tuesday Turbo Tourney - The Medium Rare Medium Stakes!

Registration for the race are now available at
>23148039
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is available at
>23148039

>no hints on maestro
>all the hints on BoFA
>barely any SP to spend
I just have to be a luckGOD to get the most out of BoFA right?

>>535895705
Not sure why you keep asking this? Do you really need 1000 when MANT drops?

>>535895705
60

>>535895024
Meant to post this.

>>535894919
Not every competitive track is a sprint, you had to learn the truth at some point.

>>535895725
damnit I didnt think it'd be that kind of stupid, thanks

>>535895754
spe chan would never

oh boy time to watch my CM """""""""""Ace"""""""""" get obliterated

>>535895780
Ae you 12?

>>535895705
80-something

>>535895948
mentally

>>535895946
Same

>>535895978
It's fucking nyowari

>>535895173
I thought 800 was what to aim for?

>>535895754
She has a different goal

>>535895932
I'm taking Spe's other daughter too while I'm at it.

>>535895849
started!

Show me your most used support card deck, anons.

>>535895978
>22% risk chance
>right before the last ura race
It might as well be 99% failure chance trainer-san

>>535895978
It's either this or no rainbows every time

Explain why *You* deserve Gourmand this run?

>late start again
it's over......

best golshi I have gotten so far... I didn't potential 5 her but I think this might be good-ish

she failed
A 3 FUCKING %
RIGHT ON THE LAST TRAINING

GLUE

I DID IT MOM I MADE A PODIUM

zannen desuwa...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PIEXlk72K6A
IMAGINE

>>535896347
Niko Huuuuuuuuuuuuulkernberg....

HOLY SHIT SHIRAOKI-SAMA SENT MAHJWAHLJSAHFLKJAHSDKGJHEQKHASKL TO VICTORY

>#1 favourite
>15th
Holy bricked. Scarlet's fat tits wouldn't get out of my way.

That was literally the best medium horse I have ever trained and she got 10th
I'm so fucked on Thursday.

>>535896341
I'm sure I'm just dumb but do front runners need that much power?

>>535895849
Holy Moly a three way photo finish
That was ultra close! Congratulations to Matikanfuckuffuckywucky!

Hosting the long race in a moment!

>>535896113
Rn its this for Golshi but im starting to feel retarded never being able to hit 1200/900/900 between supps andbparents

>>535895736
I guess I'll have to wait and play the long run marathon game.

>>535896459
doxxed

>>535895705
Sitting comfy on 102 clocks. Surplus not only from the scam shop, but I learned you get a chance at a 3 clock drop in the fancy gift drops for TT.

>have to wait another day for Narita Brian
Take down the servers now

>>535896220
Because you are my pride and joy, Special Week.

>>535895024
>try to make a thread about niche game
>deleted due to flagrant fanboy thread
>meanwhile the 24/7 uptime blue archive general with literal ritual posters is allowed to stay up no problem, sometimes even with 3-4 threads in the catalog already
Shitty ass board

>>535896513
Fuck yourself whale

>>535896467
its ok, her lack of aerodynamics got her in 17th
:(

>medium used to be my prefered type of race to train umas in
>now that I know what I'm doing I get obliterated by bad training and skill rng and either have terrible speed, terrible stamina or terrible skills
Sometimes I think I should have remained ignorant and just kept playing completely solo without coming to this general to acquire the knowledge™, this is really depressing....

>>535896459
Mfw this fucking guy called himself "Jared"

what's better for CM golshi, Triumphant Pulse or Ramp Up?

https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
the idea of a race track full of overwhelmingly powerful boss horses from a different country is cool, I wish uma was a REAL video game so that there was some difficulty progression with careers

Hags should be removed from this game. Only women in their prime should be allowed and not old and crusty grandmas.

>>535896736
Put it in the calculator and see for yourself.

>>535896573
Wife

>>535892086
Coming up next on Turbo Ball Z - Nice Nature holding up 5 fingers as the planet of Tracen is falling apart, can our brave T-Warrior defeat the evil nature of this dastardly villain?

I mean - the Turbo Tourney Long Race is now open for registration at
>66574335
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is open at
>66574335

>>535892763
hi anon

your Suzuka is fine as it is because you already pin down the main point such as victory for the shooting.
the reason you have not won test races is simply because you had bad luck.
you didn't make any mistakes and I'm sure you will succeed in the actual CM races.
I wish you the best of luck.

sincerely,

>>535896625
>Rerolled Kita accounts are whales now
Ok little bro, its not my fault you rolled for umas while i went 400+ deep on support banners

so what's the mambo chant mean anyway? like is there a translation for it? why does she do it?

>>535895298
>late start
>rushed
>still come 4th
>>535896767
Are you in the wrong thread?

>>535895754
And there's nothing wrong with that, Mr. Killjoy.

>>535896736
Pulse because ramp up proccing too early does nothing

>>535896714
Ignorance is bliss when it comes to entertainment, I very often deliberately avoid information about games I play online
Unfortunately there is no way back from a blackpill this specific

>>535896714
WIS is only useful if you have the INT to make use of it, my little pony

>>535896809
AGEMASEN

>>535896493
front needs more stamina, but being a sprint/mile the difference is unnoticeable, so I went more power which does help in sprints/miles at the end

>>535895076
>an idol uma from 1930
Kabutoyama isn't in game yet

>>535896803
Ah FUCK I entered my Bakushin instead of my Rice because they're right next to each other!!!! How do I bail?

why does the air groove on the left have 2 circles for speed and the right on the right only has the 1 circle, despite the one of the right having more speed and a higher mood?

>>535896459
/uma/ needs to develop a culture of just posting
>names
whenever some dork lets it slip by

>>535896848
That's even worse. Anybody that threw away a month of progress to reroll Kitasan deserves to be killed.

>>535896984
Trainer-style 3600m BAKUSHIIIIIIN

>>535896453
>this is the same horse that the trainer and jockey would say that tried to kill both of them

Damn I thought female trainer would last 4 episodes at least, Air Groove already canceled their contract on episode 2

>>535896803
started

>>535896984
>not believing in the power of BAKUSHIN
A plague upon your house

I'm already in demotion range.
wtf happened?

>>535896898
my int stat wont make my mlb speed cards not completely disappear for several turns in a row bwo...

>>535897089
I knew I couldn't trust her

>>535897007
These are for fans and are completely unrelated to the horse stats

Alright question: do training failure rates have hidden decimals?
Like if the game shows "Failure Rate: 0%", is it actually 0.4% or something sometimes? Or is it always an integer?

holy FUCK making a nice nature debuffer is PISSING ME OFF

>>535897089
Why does she look like she's about to impregnate poor torena-san?

>>535897029
>you deserve to die for not playing the game the wai I say
Yes and i ended up with a far better account for it with far less mistakes made
Hey hey, i bet I'm probably the kind of player you hate the very most lol

>>535897148
female trainers never make it, just look Aoi

alright my horse has gotten a late start every race tonight I'm over it

>>535897183
One day when my spark game gets really good.

post something freaky

>>535896113
probably this one for med/long

>>535897272
just take the air groove pill if you're having trouble

Wew lad those taishins

>>535897274
she's going to destoy his prostate with her fingers

Post the horse that makes you the hardest

>>535897272
make a dominator instead, you got baited by retards and people who want a free win

>>535897029
>le opportunity cost of... 1 shitty welfare speed SSR and a few weeks of Stadium rewards
epic

>>535897585
Kill yourself.

>>535896613
Absolutely. Something people are noticing the Janny with the Blue Archive/Mihoyo bias is asleep during Mid-day American hours. Which proves that the people who shill Mihoyo slop are basically Indians in Indian hours.

>>535897386
Same so I came dead last...

>>535897029
Dumb schizo.

>>535897265
what?
Does that mean the circles mean nothing?

i think i dont give a fuck about cm anymore i fear

evens i farm aces again
odds i farm sparks

>>535897294
>>535897585
>>535897660
ragebait successful

>>535897585
>Special Week SSR is bad!
>Oh shit I keep being locked into Goldship or Oguri Cap because I dont have Gourmand!

>>535896803
Double Krillin Finish! The strongest (and smallest) hUMAn wins once more defending Umaearth from ... wait a second nobody registered any Nice Natures.

Well the joke fell flat, hosting Dirt Mile in a moment!

>>535897348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

>>535897723
white spark god i kneel

>>535897265
>completely unrelated to the horse stats
They literally reflect your Speed, Stamina, and Power respectively.

>>535896767
this is a /bag/ger btw