When will my wife Meisho Dotitty be in global?

>>717225278 (OP)
>AGP tranny thread #915157828
kys

>>717225437
What

>>717225278 (OP)
later

Why shouldn't I delete my account right now?

>do 50 pulls for Narita Taishin
>only thing I get is a McQueen dupe(I don't like her)
>SSR Make Debut ticket
>get a DUPE Grass Wonder(worthless card)
Today was not my day. But no day is every my day I'm the biggest lucklet on Earth.

>>>/trash/

>>717226880
>he does it for free

>>717226814
It's not Air Shakur

>>717226814
?
I hear she's good.

>roll
>get nothing

>>717225278 (OP)
in October

>>717226814
Because her card is good?

¿There is already another fucking banner? How are f2p even supposed to keep up when we barely get any pulls? I doubt I'll get as lucky with Taishin as with Curren

>log into a free rainbow ticket
>Vodka
I've actually been using my power cards so I'm okay with this.

>>717226857
90% of gamblers quit before hitting it big

Got this as my free card. Seems pretty decent.

>0 LB Vodka
>1 LB Smart falcon
>4 LB Amazon
Which is the best strength card out of these?

>>717226761
why can this shortstack pull you into an alternate dimension and control your mind? that's terrifying

>>717227354

Isn't this skill completely useless?

>>717226761
it's still Sunday for another hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>717227624
explain the mihono bourbon. she keeps giving me Energy Down events

>>717227624
I don't really like this list because it only looks at numbers without considering their context. I'd use any power card over maxed Agnes Digital.

>>717226814
You bitch and moan but you’ll need that card when you try raising a moody horse

>>717227781
in PVE. Yes
In Pvp. Well if you're Bakushining but your Baskushin isn't Bakushin enough in the ocean of Bakushins...

>>717226857
I pulled Kita like 60 times didn't get her once

>>717226814
I got special needs

>>717226783
>the most normal member of the family is the racist

you ever have such an awful time trying to make a trainee work and you just skip everything and root for her to lose
I hope her mom tears her a new one

>>717228012
>60 times
lol try rolling 200 and only getting 1 from pity

>Trainer Giveaway
>pull Air Shakur
T-thank you Cygames

>>>/trash/

>S rank club
>60k above the class 6 promotion tomorrow
>9star power horse just this afternoon
I CAN FINALLY REST, LEECH MODE ACTIVATE

>Vodka SSR
The Champion's Meeting is mine now.

>EVERYONE hanging out at guts training camp
thanks game

Is the new crybaby SSR from the story usable?

Bow down to the queen

>SSR ticket
>Gold City

>Win 10 races at Tokyo racecourse
>Win 10 races at Nakayama
which of the 5 starter girls have these, I didn't pay attention

these threads are really fun

I got the Mexican card...

Aren't horse related threads supposed to go on /mlp/?

>>717228987
You don't get to bring friends.

Sou ne
Desu ne

>>717228276
I just finished mine too. Still worse the earlier one I got. last 15 weeks was a shitshow of no Friend Trainings.

>>717227812

>>717227389

>>717229034
does this look like pinkie pie to you mother fucker

>>717227624
Oh sweet I got a Vodka dupe gonna use her drunk card more now.

>>717227881
It's based on stat gain.

Silence Suzuka is FLAT

which is better
4 speed 2 stam
3 speed 3 stam
3 speed 2 stam 1 wit

>>717229389
depends on distance
depends on sparks
depends on cards
depends on uma

>>717229389
4 speed 4 stam leather belt
AUGH OUGH!

>>717229367
Yes and?

>accidentally double clicked a training I didn't want to do
ok bros looks like I'm going keyboard only from now on

>>717229296
someone edit this to korean tiny dick gesture pls

6 hours to go, have you set your score?

>>717229442
level 18?

>>717229367
Stale meme

are you ready for golshi's event?

>>717225278 (OP)
Why exactly to tranime fags hate real women so much

>>717229516
>450k
am i gonna make it bros...

>>717229598
I have never trained her i HATE endchuds

>>717229673
real woman aren't as beautiful

https://files.catbox.moe/wfhexn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zvuslp.jpg

>>717229598
Aren't you supposed to accrue 5M fans during the event?

>>717229516
Yup, I just got a lucky break and beat my previous high score by about 40k
There's no way my F2P ass is staying in Class 6 for more than a week, but at least I'll get the first promotion rewards

>>717229673
real women aren't as beautiful

>>717229709
>Missing out on kino

>>717229598
Do we need a certain amount of fans to get the carats or what

>>717229673
real women only talk about the most vapid shit imaginable

Which support banner is the recommended one to save for after Kitasan is gone?

>Big carat event coming up
>Only amounts to a little above 1/6th of a spark
So this is CyGENEROSITY...

>>717229689
Depends on new accounts and how much people burn their rp bottles.

>>717229996
Kitasan rerun

Do you want to see a cute Teio or a cool Teio?

>>717226761
how do we delete nice nature (not nice) and add in marvelous (actually marvelous)

>>717230037
already complaining after we got a ssr ticket earlier today. nigger

>>717229859
I believe it's 5.4m during the event and Golshi needs 5.4 herself, so it can all be done with Golshi from 0, or anyone if she's already at 5.4

>the 2 event races are on the same day so you HAVE to play to careers for them

>>717230074
I want a Teio who can win her fucking Triple Crowns without shoving her ass up some 200 speed shitter until she finishes in 8th

>>717230215
Thanks for the card I'll never use Cygenerous...

>>717230261
Well it's a seasonal event based on real races. I'll give them that

>You can maximized the chance for a good spark
Lol
t. Cygame

>>717230223
Ah, I see, so it's less of a rush if you start even before the event turns up.

Free so can't complain. Maybe I'll try it but I doubt it'll see much use over MLB SRs with it's specialty priority 20
At least it wasn't another guts card
Make debut is only the launch pool of cards? So Kita was never an option, right?

>>717230261
and you have a week to do them

>>717230261
you have to do 10 careers anyway to finish it

>>717230420
Just wait until you can reroll sparks on your career finish screen
using Carats

>>717229329
she DOES give me some pretty fat +32 rainbow trainings..

>>717230683
how much

>>717229460
i just hold LMB when cycling thru the trainings

>>717230289
Trainer skill issue...

I want all yurifags to die.

>>717230520
right

>>717229840

>>717230923
damn

>>717226761
>assume this is just boiler plate gotcha shit
>It's just a tranny simulator
Why does this keep happening

can i staminamax and still make it through the career mode?

got a second Fine Motion with my SSR card. is it better uncapping or melting into cleats. actually is there just a general guide on which cards are actually worth uncapping, I know everyone was freaking out over kitasan but then I hear super creek is the next best card and apparently that's just for its abilities and uncapping it is a waste

I LITERALLY can't get A rank with fucking Agnes Tachyon what the FUCK

>>717227881
>>717227624
I have her Bourbon 3LB and only bring her if I want front runner skills.
One of my front runners IS Bourbon so I can't use the card
My go to power card is MLB Helios or 0LB Vodka if I need BoFA
I have Hishi Amazon MLB but level 1. Why's she S, what did I miss when reading the card? She has the same specialty priority as Daitaku Helios but only end closer skills. Helios has an energy event

>>717231046
where did this cleat meme come from
why wouldn't you just keep everything

>>717231046
Why would you melt a dupe into cleats?

>>717226761
Marvelous Sunday being this stacked feels wrong...

>>717231046
Fine Motion gets much better with uncaps

:(

<3

>>717231027
Nope.

>>717230783
First reroll uses 30 TP, second and third cost 30 Carats. Then you can choose the best

>>717231054
how? just 3speed 3wit and buy every stamina skill you can grab. If you have super creek, swap one speed out for her.

Do you even want to do recreation at the start anymore or do you just wait for the Kitasan mood up event?

Down to 20 TP items left
Can't justify using any outside of an event
Can't play, account bricked

>>717231148
Oguri Cap's grandson

>>717231264
damn he skinny

>>717231114
Degenerate gamblers thinking the next roll will surely be kitasan

>>717231191
damn that was better than what i was expecting lmao. I was thinking a 100 carats per reroll like the daily races. the fact that the first reroll only consumes tp is nice too

>burn 40 pulls trying for narita
>one 10pull had 7 fucking 2*'s but overall zero 3*'s
I'm not even necessarily hyped for her I just figured I'd save my carats a bit instead of wasting them on the curren one I have zero interest in her
if anything I'm more upset that I got almost zero tachyon/nature pulls so their 3 *'s (and costumes) are still a million miles away

>>717227781
>mid-race acceleration
>180 points
even if it could activate it would be still be one of the worst skills in the game

I think its dumb that trainees cant use their own cards.

>have failed training at 5-9% fail rate multiple times in a run before
>haven't been able to pull a 3% chance 3 star uma in over 50 pulls
odd how these things work out

>>717231131
suicide prevention hug.

>>717229516

>is that a number 3 HOLY SHIT SAVE ME TRAINER-SAN AAAAAAAAAAAA
>mood down
>-20 energy
pull yourself together you stupid bitch...

>>717231203
>no stamina cards for a med/long runner
???????

>win the derby with king
>spechan starts crying and halo is unhappy
now I feel like shit.

>>717228963
Anyone can race anywhere. Nakayama is where the Arima Kinen is held though, so I'm pretty sure of the starts that is Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka, Haru Urara, and possibly Goldship. I haven't actually done Air Groove yet, but probably her too. When you look at the list of races you can see where each race is held.

I'm having trouble getting stamina for my medium horses. How can I improve this?

>>717232042
Switch out Tazuna for a stamina card, obviously.

>>717232042
did you try putting in another strength or stamina card?

>>717232042
replace vod or tazuna with a stam

>>717232042
Stamina sparks and atleast 2 stam cards
level up your free mcqueen ssr

>>717230923
>right ear piercing

>>717232042
can i get that friend code for that super creek? I need to borrow a max one

>>717232042
tazuna is only good for front runners due to concentration, maybe if you like consistency but one less card kills your gains (even with tazuna's buff to stats gained, its only 30% iirc)

>>717231191
that's actually really good
you fags keep shitting on Cygames for everything but it feels like they try to at least do the bare minimum to not come across as complete scum

>>717232093
>>717232108
>>717232124
>>717232178
I will try that. I just have career ptsd when not using that card.

>>717232171
228001551120

>"focus prevents late starts!"
>sounds like it'd be good for Bourbon
>slap that on her
>do race
> ! Late Start !
> Focus

>>717231849
With enough Wit and stamina skills, you dont need to pump much stamina at all.

>>717231191
I can do the equivalent of TWO runs in one?? What's the downside???

>>717232374
Oh yeah stamina sparks for sure. I started using a 9* stamina borrow plus my own 8* on every run now.

>>717232042
I run similar deck to you and don't have issue with stam for meds
I use mostly stam sparks though, maybe some power mixed in (no more than 6*)
I have Tazuna 0LB as well, but I can only really use her for sprints/miles where I can afford the card slot
You already have Maestro and Gourmand, 2 gold recoveries assuming you're building a pace chaser. What's Vodka bringing? Do you really need BoFa as well?
If you can't spark the stam, bring another card such as Cafe or Mayo SRs

>>717232435
pumping into Tachyon as she pumps me full of untested drugs...

>>717232445
Well 30 TP, for starters. Youre gonna go through carrot juices fast.

>>717232374
ty

>lose 3 14% in a row in 3 + friendship trainings in junior year
and just like that the run is bricked

>>717232518
i barely do 2 runs a day it's a good deal to me

what deck should I run for optimal Golshi? Ive been doing 2spe/2stam/1pow/1wit, but should I cut out the power card entirely? I dunno how much speed/power i actually need on her to close out matches, or if i need Wit at all really.

>>717232382
Focus and its gold improves all start times when it procs, not only during Late Starts
It's why they're so good for Fronts with skills that require being in first, especially when combined with Groundwork shenanigans

>>717232382
the wording is that it decreases time lost to slow starts
that wording is still slightly off, the actual description should be "improves reaction speed when the gate opens". how well you start is a sliding scale, not a hard yes/no; the late start warning means you low-rolled and focus/concentration cut out the low end

>>717232676
Not sure if it's optimal but I'm pretty happy with my Golshi

>>717232676
for career? whatever you want
for team trials? long or med?
For long team trials I'm going mostly stam sparks, 2 stam, 4 spe, access to two gold recoveries (Maestro, Gourmand if pace, Cooldown if not)
I can't fit a wit card in long builds

>free ssr ticket
>another guts card
god fucking damnit. when will they rework guts again?

>>717232772
>>717232782
so it mitigates the effect but Late Start can still happen? that's all well and good but that means Bourbon can't do her unique at the end, which is what I was hoping Focus could address

>>717232676
This was the deck I use for Golshi and her sparks that I'm using for friend legacies(8* STA)

>roll free SSR card
>another Nishino FLower

>>717228987

>>717233132
i got my first copy of her today with my ticket, how good is she?

>>717233181
one of the worst SSRs

WAHT TEH FUCK DO I NEED TO DO TO STOP ALL THESE SPEED JUICING NIGGERS FROM ROBBING MY PRECIOUS RICE SHOWER
TWICE URA FINALS STOLEN ON THE LAST 10 METERS

>>717233181
Not that great, but at least she's a speed card.
It gives you Charming which can be nice.

>>717233221
Post stats and skills.

>>717229673
It insists upon itself.

>>717233221
post build + deck
picrel won easily and is good in long pvps

when's the best time to read the story modes? before doing careers, after it? I know you only get the first 4 chapters so I'm not sure if it's better to read them as they unlock or to wait until you have them all.

Oh no....

>>717233368
when I am in desperate need of carats

>>717233368
the stories have nothing to do with the career mode storylines lol, they're like alternate universes or something

No wonder why she's always pissed off when the people around her are this annoying

>looking for decent club to join so I can get 1500 gems
>using the official Umamusume discord to find them
>they all want you to join their own club discord as well
what the fuck man why does a god damn gacha game club need its own discord server? Like a WoW guild I could understand you raid and do shit together but this isn't even a fucking multiplayer game in any way, shape, or form.

>>717233341
How can this be good in long pvps? a billion recovery skills?

>>717233506
he means the trainee bond stories, the first 4 chapters are a prologue to career (how you met/became their trainer)

>>717233562
holy shit you autist just join an Open Invitation club

>>717233562
sorta makes sense for super tryhard clubs, the in-game chat sucks half the shit i try to write gets blocked

>>717233562
so they report they daily quotas
Yes that's actually a thing

>>717233059
if you see late start hit you're boned

>>717233637
They're all fucking D rank and all the /v/ and /vg/ clubs are full so fuck you.

>>717233562
just join a random casual club, problem solved

>why do they need a discord
Because the club chat SUCKS. It's horrible to type in the club chat and it's hard to get a hold of anyone or communicate with anyone using it. And Discord just so happens to be the most popular messaging platform at the moment that does not require a cellphone number so it's the default one everyone goes for.

>>717232374
I feel the same way about Tazuna. I know I end up with worse state, but for me it feels like Career mode is "safer" when her card is in, which is why I'm reluctant to leave her out.

>>717233824
fag
my club communicates just fine through stamps

>>717233865
*worse stats, rather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQJxBwN7nw

>>717231014
obsessed.

>>717233918
>sticker spammer
soulless club

The golden dream never ends. o7

>>717233824
Any Grubble players 'member LINE?
I 'member..

>>717233918
that's cool, just know not everyone is an antisocial sperg like you

>>717233595
Swinging and BOFA. i believe its mostly because other players in pvp are speedniggers. but she places well often.

>>717225278 (OP)
Is the game so dead they have to bribe the players every 5 minutes to keep their attention from playing better games like Nikke and Blue Archive?

>discord trannies calling anyone else antisocial or soulless

>>717234040
My GBF club used IRC instead and eventually moved to discord.

>>717233368
Chapters 1-4 of each uma story serve as a prologue to that uma's career mode, showing how (You) met her and became her trainer. I'd personally recommend reading them before the career, either to see whether a given uma interests you or simply for the extra context they provide.
Chapters 5-7 are bonus slice-of-life bits that are generally standalone from the other chapters and can be read whenever.

>>717232042
Vodka is honestly pretty bad at 0*. She becomes godlike the more support passives you unlock but the base form of the card isn't worth using over basically any power SR you might have

>>717234128
you are retarded
game goes at 1.5x speed, so they give freebies for people to keep up and shit. nigger

Why does she hide her ears and tail?
Is she ashamed of being an Umamusume?

if your club chat isn't made up entirely of shoe requests you're in a shit club.

>>717234197
>uhh they want to talk to other people? they must be trannies!!!!
see, this is why you'll forever be an antisocial sperg with zero friends.

>>717234231
And you're as retarded as him for replying to such obvious bait that gets posted every thread. Some idiot is DESPERATE to start a gacha war and keeps baiting with BA or other gachas because he's mad about these threads existing.

tried out evil nature debuff deck
stam ends up 601
3* spark
9* stam

Why is this shorty calling me a twerp?

>>717234354
please give me your luck I've been trying to grind stam sparks all week

>>717234429
What a fucking cunt. I really hate the girls that act like that, Agnes Tachyon, King Halo, etc. I am their trainer, at least 50% of the reason they're successful and I want some god damn respect.
Now I regret the 50 pulls I already put into her banner. Whatever when/if I do pull her I'll just skip all her dialogue and she'll strictly be used to attempt to breed a better Gold Ship.

>>717234242
Every single Uma would start hounding her for racing advice or trying to challenge her, if they found out she was the undefeated Phantom Horsegirl in her youth.

>SSR Ticket
>Guts

Alright when does Guts get buffed/become useful?! I'm literally only getting Guts SSR's now this shit is unsustainable

So uhhh.... Where do I get carats after doing all the starting stuff and winning all the trophies? Is that it? Now I get drip feeded like 50 carats a day and that's it?

>>717234653
If you were expecting some trainer love, she's definitely not it.

>>717234887
team ranking and club ranking

>>717234429
You are a twerp
Have fun rerolling that story race over until you win

>>717235006
Is this in ticket's story? I already beat Bourbon so I can beat this shorty

>>717234887
Remember to use up your team trial attemp bar before it fills up, winning can give you carats.

These eyecatches are always really nice

>>717234307
sorry, i just like calling people niggers.

>>717233865
i call her the "tard wrangler" card

>>717235078
You don't need to win, thankfully

GIVE ME YOUR SKILLS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
I MAXED OUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?
CURREN COULD HAVE BEAT BAKUSHIN IF YOU GAVE HER THOSE SKILLS NOW I'M FUCKED

FUCK

>>717234937
I don't need love. I like plenty of Umas that aren't literally in love with you, Golshi, Haru, Taiki, to name a few. But I don't want to train horse that treat you like human garbage.
Baffling that I keep seeing Japs on Twitter urging people to pull for her when her personality is so shit.

>>717234775
about 5 months from now

>JP get to train Tazuna
It's not fair.

Would an uma listen to you if you refused their advances?

>retard too autistic to figure out girls that hide their insecurities in a facade of confidence/disinterest

>>717235375
No way...

>>717235541
No, I'm just not a fucking faggot that likes getting talked down to like you. Kill yourself.

Anybody have the image of Grass dressed a Ken-sama

>>717235253
you're not good enough at the game to finish the king's campaign, are you

>>717235643

>>717233824
>giving all my data to antifa-affiliated diaperfurs
frens don't let frens use discord.

also discord DOES start demanding phone numbers for inexplicable reasons

>>717234653
Tachyon's trainer is canonically a masochist, so I understand why some people wouldn't like her relationship with her trainer. But King Halo is pretty appreciative so I don't know where you got that idea.

>>717235680
Finished it and won the URA final.
Hated her all the way through because she was a cunt all the way through.

>spend five fucking parfaits on king halo to try to get her to beat bakushin
>every single time she gets stuck behind her or nishino flower and can't get the final pass
>give up and just let her race with awful mood on the last one
>this is the result
i don't understand this game

Please don't hate her.
Her benzo-popping mom gave her fetal alcohol syndrome...

>>717235849
woman moment

>Taishin gets a story scripted AWFUL mood down + Practice poor
Step back Rice, there's a new moody bitch in town.

>>717235808
oh cool, so you're just autistic
thanks for clearing that up

>>717235849
My Golshi versus Rudolf a couple of weeks ago
Beat by several lengths no matter the great mood
Then beat Rudolf by several lengths at awful mood
Rudolf wasnt even blocked or anything

>>717235972
Your waifu is shit, bud. Get over it then kill yourself.

>>717235962
just go to the infirmary

Think fast chucklenuts

>>717235849
Are you running her as late? That's just asking for trouble.

>>717234354
Give me your ID, I want to borrow that shit.

>>717236239

>>717235541
Kingu really grown on me, also her moments with Urara are really cute

>>717236239
>>717236306

Wait, I read somewhere Narita Brian is returning agaust 20, is it safe to pull?

>>717236074
Stay mad. Autismo.

>>717236239
>super creek in the blue
hate this bitch why is she such a pain to level friendship

>>717236368
Kinda, but I also want Tamamo Cross, so I'll try to pull for both of them on the January banner.

>>717236362
Nice!

https://vxtwitter.com/horseimage/status/1951822595428593835?t=Tq2OCCJaatP1582QLLygBw&s=19

I always force Sweep to eat the vegetables

>>717236158
infirmary only has like a 60% chance to cure your shit, which for me becomes a magical 2% chance cause i'm god's special chosen one

Horse races BOING sure are BOING super interesting BOING!

>>717235849
OUTER
POST
PROFICIENCY

Look at her go!

>>717236727
RUNNIN IN THE 90S

>>717236727
DEJA VU

>>717236712
i ran out of outer post balls, sadly

>>717236589
Objectively the correct choice since the alternative is a mood down + a hint for a nigh-useless skill
That little shit WILL eat her veggies every career until she likes it

>>717236273
2174118657393
I'm, uh, already sharing a different 9*...

>>717236315
For me it was this event in particular

>>717234887
yes, this is a whale's game now because the only way to get more carats is PVP or join a top guild who want you to autisitically farm fans all day

>barely below rank 2000
How are the other /v/ clubs holding up?

Speed is all you need

>>717236239
>classic early sep
>not even maxed creek
>those stats

>>717237050
She needed two infirmary visits, pease understan

>>717235697
Arigatou anon-sama

FIRST 9* SPARK FUCK YEAH
pretty jacked with random shit

>>717237330
>3* turf too
Lemme get that code

>>717237330
great sparks grats

>>717237330
I'm ENVIOUS

>>717237050
I'm confused. Are those stats bad? Having a B stat that early is good.

Daily reminder that Trainers have no rights or protections against Umas in tracen academy.

>>717235247
>6 SSRs
>3 have gold recovery skills
>sprinter

grass wonder's unique title requiring you to win a bunch of races with your mood specifically at Good is a pain in the ass
guess it's true to her, though, training her is fucking awful

>>717237330
>>717237425
share your friend code, fucker

>>717237425
>>717237483
>>717237517
Thanks, she inherited 6* speeds though, so it's not ideal. At least they all have URA 422199343841

>>717237613
>that early
bro is almost year 3 and Rudolf runs Kikuka and Arima so he has like 2 turns left on classic.
and no he has below 200 wit and 350 speed.
worse of all, the power, that shit is box bait if I've seen one, especially since Rudolf is a Pace Chaser/Late surger

>>717228012
bro there are people who rolled 1000 times only getting kita from pity

>>717237918
MAMBO SPOTTED

>>717237918
MY FOAKING HEROOOOOOOOO

>>717237727
the bigger issue is that abysmal power

>>717237885
Oh my bad. I thought Kikuka was in the spring.

>>717226857
Grass Wonder seems like one of the best guts cards

>>717235375
whats with the massive amount of UI elements in this

>>717238470
New scenarios add more elements to the career mode. The latest scenario in JP is the Epstein Island scenario.

YOU WILL LOVE ZE FORCED VTUBER HORSE!

>>717235375
anon, that's orfevre.

Why are ALL the trainas humans you'd think 1 retired uma would switch to a trainer role

>>717237712
Oh no!?

>>717238470
don't worry about it

>>717238571
>Epstein Island
I still can't believe this is real
how did the satonos get away with it!?

love this little fella

>>717238578
[-]

>>717238709
wtf is this real

she looks like she smells her own shit cries and does it again

Wtf, S3 is all losing so far

>>717238868
I'M NOT MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER SPE-CHAN FUCK OFF

>>717232269
CyGames does a lot of pretty scummy shit but they usually get enough pushback that they avoid being complete fucking retards.

>>717226857
I got grass wonder too, didn't bother with Taishin though saving carats for the January banner

>>717238709
>Current stat number is above the limit
fake

>>717238709
kino

Ah yes my "wives"
>brian
>ryan
>and of course
>MR COCK AND BALL

>>717237918
Even in the Umaverse, no one can outrun the Sonic autism

>>717231191
Using TP for a reroll is such a good idea. People who play fewer runs per day can still get stuff done.

>>717237032
Just got my first hot springs scene with her!
Bakushin! Bakushin! BAKUSHIN!

>>717228012
same, the only reason I didn't reset my account is that I at least got a bunch of good SSRs and a few SR duplicates

>>717232518
this seems like a perfectly fine ratio unless you're unemployed

Will we have more Bakushin legend races tomorrow?

Which horse should I do a gutsmax run with?

>>717239850
Horses with both speed/power growth.

>Connecting
Chinks rerolling again?

>get mahqueen
>it's just oguri cap but the addiction is a bad thing

Wheres my weekly 1500 carats giveaway?

>>717240323
she looks like she practices cannibalism

Ok, I understand the complaints about the designs getting too out of hand.

UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Thinking about Teio

>start playing for the fun of it
>end up reading stories about some of the irl horses
>some are pretty intersting
>realized I spent my whole afternoon in a rabbit hole about horses
wtf I think I actually like horses now

A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO /v/ FROM /vg/

>>717242139
What'd we do to (You)

Got El Condor Pasa from the ticket, is the card any good?

>>717241920
I now know more about this family of horses than i feel should be socially acceptable.

>>717241920
ngl this series is making me want to live a quiet life on the countryside as a farmer

>>717230420
Lol, twice
t. Cygame

>>717242508
same and it was all against my will
>crying about poop
>wanting to kill the trainer
>wanting to kill the jockey
>wanting to kill everyone
>gentildonna fear
>12 billion yen ($3.50) incident

>>717242139

>>717236654
career is a roguelike, rng is the name of the game

>>717227624
>>717242489

>>717242598
yea, until you actually smell horse manure and get your arm crushed because a horse saw their shadow and kicked you while sperging out

>>717242598
Anyone have the Tamamo Cross Factoids image?

Just got a Super Creek dupe off the ssr ticket. Do the golden SR+ tickets from the shop expand their pull pool over time or is it static?

>>717235375
Tracern owns a private island?

>>717242625
Also
>wants to kill TM Opera O (ends up traumatizing Narita Top Road instead)

>>717242753
Epsatono Island is a myth, anon.

>>717242139
you're from /vg/

Didn't realize Daiwa was so thick compared to other umas

>>717242697
It's tempting tho

>>717242918
You're comparing the thickest uma against the thinnest uma

Ei! Ei! Mun!

I don't think I've seen an inherited Pure Heart pop once.

>>717242918
Wasn't that one of the conditions the owners gave before giving rights to use her?
"You can use Daiwa but she has to be sexier and more stacked than other girls, ESPECIALLY Vodka"

>>717242918
Pretty sure you've got that backwards. It's not that Scarlet is meaningfully thicker than other umas, it's just that Suzuka specifically is built like a stick figure

>>717243236
It's why she's the fastest

>>717238709
>114514
Japs can't help themselves from referencing gay porn...

>>717243120
what would Purrely mambo's effect be

Saw someone say we'll get lots of money from Golshi week event I hope it's true so i can afford making a guts/wit deck.

i just borrowed a front runner parent and pretend mcqueen is shizuka until i get the real one

>>717238923
They're really good at baiting me into thinking this is the race they'll win.

I really enjoy the subtle movement of Curren Chan's breasts when she wins a race

>>717242139
>>717242638
Hmm
I request more uma-related reaction images

>>717238923
I fucking loved I think it was episode 5, an absolute nobody wins and she's so happy in the background

>>717243230
That feels more like a kind of 'that's bullshit but i'll believe it' kind of thing
Seems more likely that its simply the proportions of the horses themselves, with Vodka being a bit wiry compared to the tank the Daiwa Scarlet was

>>717243613

>>717243670

>top gun's career is 25 TURNS of nothing before back to back to back to back long races
wtf

>>717243815
Damn Vodka lost tot THAT!?

>>717243996
Bro your hopeless stakes?

>>717243996
yeah it's great. hopeful stakes alone covers the fan goal

FINALLY got this fucking shitter to a championship. Random mood drops and crying because you broke some fucking chalk? Really nigger?

>>717244150
She's an empath.

>>717243670

>>717243815
>while Scarlet is bricked
shoulda saved for kita

>Failed a 10% rainbow
So when do you guys decide not to train (rest)? Anything above 30%?

>>717226761
why the fuck is marvelous sunday an oppai loli?
why the fuck does she remind me of hestia?
wny the fuck is my dick straining against my pants?

>>717243670

>>717244218
it happens. 10% aint 0%

>>717244218
10%

>>717242139
>/vg/

>>717244271

>>717244218
usually around 20-25% unless it's something worth going for

>>717244150
I still can't believe Happy Meek doesn't have a voice for Umapyoi!

>>717244325
Damn Golship! You're not Spe!

>>717244218
i probably rip a 10% regardless if there's no other option, but 1 rainbow isn't very good unless there's other friendship needs on the same training
would consider a wit training to stall instead and look for more rainbows with less failure chance the next day
3-4 rainbows, i'm coinflipping. i'm not getting any improvements to my team comp without taking those risks anymore

>SSR ticket
>Green devil
Kill me

>>717244509
tazuna's pretty good though, especially for moody horses

>>717244410
She does, but it's JP only for some reason.

Is focus really good?
i don't get how it works

>>717244509
good card, been using it quite a lot on sprinters/milers that have more flexible card options
Sure, it's no Creek, but it's free and not guts. Worth using when you can

>>717244410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X25llpr3-w&ab_channel=SatsumaF.Basedsoy

>>717238015
>>717237918
https://files.catbox.moe/zayd90.mp4

>>717243670

>>717244652
see >>717232772 and >>717232782
it's practically essential for fronts, helps paces too

>>717244546
>Moody horses
Other than the scripted mood downs it seems mostly random in my experience. Like any Uma could have a "moody" career

>>717244652
you can still late start, but it improves the quality of your start regardless which you get points for in team trials
outside of that, good skill for front runners in general, and shorter distances
usually worth picking up

>>717244509
>no-risk rests with mood ups and debuff clearing
oh no how awful

>>717244749
KINOOOOOOOO

>fantastic start and first summer is really good
>afterwards every time I reach great mood there's a mood down event
>miss out on 200 total stats before second summer because of failed trainings
>don't get any rainbows during second summer
Fucking kusoge

Moments in life that sooth the soul...

https://youtu.be/tcyHjT-miKU?si=4QRhKQ97O5843ndB
https://youtu.be/O-jLhWJWFxE?si=ttOPdxOPDC7n95r1

>>717225278 (OP)
sex with goldship
hard mode: IRL

I just watched a video about Vietcong beheading and eating other Vietcong, i feel sick bros

>>717245038
Would

>mfw a misclick completely murders a good run

>>717244874
that's correct, they are all moody

>>717245019

>wake up honey, another guts SSR just rolled
Fucking kill me lol

>>717245150
i refuse to uncheck the confirmation required on the rest and recreation buttons

>>717245150
>t.Clicked 45% Guts

>>717245248
I wish there was a confirmation on the training choices too or at least require you to double tap the choice..

What's everyone saving for?
For me, it's Creek

>what am i building for CM?
idk bro i'll just trust my Oguri Cap (which means peak)

Why is the game doing this to me? Why couldn't it at least be a 2 star power spark?

>>717245308
if you want to safely look through training options you can click/press and hold and move your cursor/finger across the different options

>>717245430
Same bro but with Suzuka

>>717245386
Creek I guess but I already have the MLB SRs that I need and I won't reach pity during Creek's banner unless Golshi's event is REALLY generous
So maybe I sit longer, I don't know
Maybe see how the stash looks near the end of the banner but it doesn't really seem worthwhile when the only cards I could really use are Creek, more Kitas (so I can use the upcoming uncap items on Creek instead) and a couple more Manhattan Cafe SR dupes
Might just go horses instead for once, more worthwhile if I pull to pity and it's not really worth pulling on anything without pity

>>717245386
Skibidi zoomer horse

>>717245430
Based
>>717245465
Don't feel too bad we're all unlucky

>>717245658
Is this Yuri?

>>717245386
Probably skipping creek, see how much I can save before the January banner where you can spark any horse. If I have extra I'll throw a few 10 pulls on the Kitasan rerun.

>>717245749
don't suppose you know when the rerun is and if it's before/after the free uncaps?

>>717245386
idk saving for more trainees but i don't see any in particular i'd like to pull in the coming months
probably akebono

>>717243670

>>717243670

>>717245693
Maybe

>>717245386
saving?

>>717245658
I need Norn.

>>717245386
18k currently, summer banner

>free SSR ticket
I'll take it.

Do you really need that much stamina on an end golshi? Shouldn't power be the priority, then speed/wit?

>>717245658
I just want 1 fucking 3 spark horse. Is that too much to ask? They all have 900+ SPD and STA

Well go ahead and demote me, see if I care! Demote me! Go ahead!!

>>717245817
https://honse.moe/timeline
Kita rerun est. Dec 03
idk about the free uncaps but if its half anni then probably mid-october, so you can probably skip the Dec banner if your Kita is 2/3LB I guess.
For 1LB luckshitters like me the dec banner is a shot at MLBing it.

Is Christmas Oguri FAT that powerful? why?

>>717246126
appreciate it, thanks

Mambo

>>717246208
Cuz she's peak desu

How hard could it be to simply qualify for the upper bracket of the champion meet for the rewards and supposedly to avoid whales lurking in the lower bracket for the sole purpose of owning noobs

I'm supposed to be training a whole trials team, 3* parents and preparing for a CM.
Meanwhile I have no MLB SRs and only 6k carats.

Mambo: First Blood Part II

REMINDER that in a few years (you) will be FORCED to go to FR*nce and compete in their finale

>>717246208
Mati-santa Fuku-claus is better

>>717246378

>>717246476
Do those poor horses have to deal with stuffy sinuses causing their ears to get plugged up because of aircraft cabin pressure

Any site out there where we can see the future story chapters?

>>717246474

>>717246378
Mambo segs
>>717246449
Same here but if you have a debuff Uma you should be ok

>>717246420
I have no idea what the level of opposition will be like, but as far as team trials go, there's plenty of high rated teams that are artificially boosted by having SS Wit stat that just lose to balanced (and lower rated) builds
I'm just chucking in my ace with a bargain bin debuffer.
I hope to get lucky and win some close races then feast on the wit cheese builds
Or maybe it will just be easy, who knows!

You guys getting connection issues to the server?

>connecting
WHERE ARE MY APOLOGEMS

i've done like 20 careers by now and i still don't have the Long URA finals trophy, which fucking girl goes for it at the end?
i assumed rice shower or top gun would do it but they go on mediums instead

>>717246886
Yes, also constantly being kicked due inactivity

>>717246914
do gold ship and pick up like 2-3 optional long races
URA finales is based on most common race length during career

>>717244218
If it's two digits it's not a chance but a gamble and I'm not gambling without rainbow leprechaun present

I GOT KICKED OUT
I DEMAND REPAYMENT

>>717246959
oh what the fuck
if thats the case why didnt the two umas i mentioned trigger the long ones then? most of their career races are longs

I got a goldship dupe...
do I turn this into cleats or what

>>717246886
Yeah started like 5 minutes ago after I had to update so maybe their servers are getting hammered with logins. Gib me carrots oges is hungry

>>717247074
because most of their careers are actually mediums. did the same as you

>>717246476

>Champion's Meeting
Going with these for CM.
Opera is clear ace, but Agnes has 3 recoveries to handle debuffs better
Hope it's enough

Got this card to level 35 from the SSR ticket. Can she compete with Super Creep or should I use them together?

>>717247336
depends

>>717247336
Her skill is only usable for front runner, but I swear even at 0LB she pops up more rainbow than fucking Kitasan Black.

>>717226880
>>717228471
This is a HORSE board, and I will not tolerate this any longer.

>new version available, please download
>Nothing to download
WTF?

>>717247336
I can't see any reason to pass up Maestro on Creek for a front runner gold
Ok, sprinters don't need Maestro, but they also don't need a stam card either

Halp!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPMV5FSn3dE
king halo sightings in the anime before she mysteriously disappeared

yes, yes, prevent any last minute risers to the team trials promotion line
1hr to go

>>717245693

WHERE'S MY GEMS GAME IS LITTERALLY UNPLAYABLE

BRING ME RICE VILLAIN

>>717245386
Halloween Rice Shower

>>717245386
Mambo, Amazon and Kitasan
I have no idea when any of these are actually coming but I'm saving up anyway

i HATE waiting for guest borrows to refill

>>717247581

>>717247749

>>717247884
i hate waiting 5 hours for TP to recharge. Too low on the items to use them now
would gladly grind more

>>717245386
Seiun Sky
I already have a copy of Super Creek, and apparently there will be another card with Swinging Maestro in a couple months so I'm not in any rush to uncap it

>Game won't give me a sprinter to challenge Bakushin with
Fine, then I'll just make my own!

>horaay a free SSR ticket
>Its a fucking grass wonder guts card

>>717248024
Bro, your King?

>>717243824
>>717243613

>>717248050
who needs a King when you can have an EMPRESS?!

I don't get it, what's the joke?

>>717243670

>cant win last story race with anyone
>remember I have rice shower
>the himble rice shower:

>>717248121
Threesome with trainer.

>>717243670

Can I save this free ticket for later usage or its a fixed pool?

>>717248339
Fixed pool

>>717248339
Make Debut fixed pool

>>717248262
Based

>>717248262
this

Goldo Shippu!

Just got this from the ticket. Is this a good card?

>>717248516
>uma stan
lol

>>717248543
>guts
What do you think

>>717248543
>guts

>>717248582
>>717248598
But people was saying the Haru guts card is good?

>>717248625
In like 1-2 years time

>>717229516
Whales disgust me.

>>717248543
Heard this card will be good when they fix guts

>>717248664
me too, but pic unrelated. plenty of F2P getting into class 6 today

>>717229516
a single lucky win against an A rated team puts me at 512k
never gotten anywhere near that otherwise, pretty silly way of ranking

>>717248774
More like lucky F2P, people who not got shit cards due to RNG gacha won't I'm back to back getting multiple guts cards since launch as F2P

>>717229516
I'm getting demoted from class 6, no way I'm reaching 530k+ or whatever the promotion line is at now

Are there any decent clubs for anon to join?
>>717229516
2,990th myself atm

>>717248863
I dont care what everyone says, mambo MLB worth it because I like mambo

I am so upset learning the next career mode replaces the director WITH A HAG

>>717248774
The fact I have to leech off of a whales pay2win veteran uma just to have a chance to snowball a decent career above a B-rank is depressing, I'm not gonna go scouring around discords and threads to find some guys friend code, feel like the game is gonna lose me soon but the girls are keeping me in.

I have MLB Kitasan black, why am i still in Class 3?

>>717249116
Getting mlb card is not whaling

>>717249145
Post your team and horses and the rest of your deck.

>>717249165
Do you mean Team Trial?

>>717249165
>>717249165
And this is my deck

>>717249116
>"fact" I have to leech a pay2win uma
you cannot pay for sparks, it's like the one thing whales can't do (yet)
yes, i'd be depressed with B seeing as we were getting that with no legacies and R cards at launch
i think you already lost the game

>>717249145
>C2 rating
Just make better horses. Fill your slots. Rating goes up. Score multiplies based on opponent's rating

>>717249327
>Just make better horses
But how? I have MLB Kitasan but i feel like it change nothing

is she good?

>>717249258
do you only have 1 speed card or something?

>>717249216
>>717249381
How about... instead of making better horses, you just fucking put up more horses
roll on the horse banners nigga
fill out your roster

>>717249412
I got this card too. Apparently below Vodka but still good.

>>717249412
She's pretty nice as far as power cards go

>>717249381
As and B+s are fine. Fill the slots and you get a lot more score. Empty slots score 0 points
I have 2LB Kita. I either borrow the MLB or just suck i up and use 2LB. I'm still mostly using 3-4 speed cards each time

>>717249273
Sure you can't pay for sparks but the fact of the matter is that people that shill out cash have a way higher chance of getting a rating above B in career runs.

>>717249412
situational, but if you have no uncapped SRs, sure
It was free and it isn't guts so yes, it's good

>Recreation before summer
>Mood down event right after that

>>717249273
I didn't lose the game, the game lost me by trying to force me to give friendship points to people that don't deserve it.

>>717249560
>Recreation before summer
Why? Resting in summer boosts mood

>>717249216
>>717249258
Did you start like 2 weeks ago or something? I think you only promote one tier at a time per cycle so you're just timegated.
>>717249381
Scoring in Team Trials is factors heavily on skill activations and top 5 placements. Having less horses puts your average horse quality higher than a similar total score opponent, but you have less opportunities for score bonuses. Having the Kita only improves your ability to build a good statted horses with strong skills.

>>717249412
EL PERRO DE CACA

>>717249604
Sure, let me RNGfuck my self and guess which week is empty from rainbow.

>>717249604
If i'm at 90% energy and normal or worse mood, i'm taking rec before summer camp
skipping a training turn during summer camp is pretty suboptimal, but bearable if the mood up will get used
i'd sooner do an empty wit training than rest/rec though

>good training stats
>no golds
>good early stats(each 600 speeds in first summer)
>multiple mood down and debuff late game
>multiple good skills
>not enough skill points.

>>717249697
>If i'm at 90% energy and normal or worse mood, i'm taking rec before summer camp
Yeah but if you're on good mood it's better to just rest on summer since on average you'll get 3 trainings and 1 rest unless you got lucky with wit rainbows. So it would be more efficient to both get energy and mood up in summer.

>>717249116
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
here you are newfriend

why can't hishi amazon be a dirt uma? she's brown ffs

>>717250110
Which enough eugenic, anything is possible, even dirt Hishi Amazon.xdmyt

>>717250110
Because the real Hishi Amazon mostly raced on turf probably.

Just got my third hot spring trip and it was Special Week. The writers don't seem particularly interested in her based on how nothing it was.

Why everyone sleep on Suzuka SSR card?

>>717250589
isn't she all front runner skills and no energy/mood events?

>>717250589
Kitasan is in a league of her own at this point.

When comparing to Tosho, Tosho has Training Bonus which is pretty large, and Tosho also has Slipstream and Lone Wolf, and most importantly an event for Charming which can give you extremely good highrolls when you hit it early.

Suzuka is very good, but specifically for Front Runners, which will not be as meta until Seiun Sky.

>>717249854
I'm grateful of her winning me the legend races and I will pull for her swimsuit in her honor.

>>717249529
You just need 600 in a stat for a chance at a 3* spark.

Whales can hit like 1200/1200/900, 600/600/600 is easy.

>>717248808
Team Trials is based on a single lucky win.

You should be building for minimum distance with recovery skills and maxing power/wit alongside speed, stacking as many good skills as possible.

This means that for instance on longs you only get enough stamina to do a 2600 (like 770 with 2 gold recoveries), but when you get a 2500/2600 you have a significantly better chance to win because of all the points you didn't spend on stamina and recovery skills to run 3600s. Then you just need to get that 1 lucky roll in the week where you get all the lowest distances and your opponent has bad moods and you parfait and clear everything.

>>717250928
>front runner meta
can't wait