Thread 543176210

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10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
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Current Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
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Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

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I don't like Jungle Pocket.

I can't wait to pull for my wife Win Variation in 3 years!

I like Doto

DOTO SOON!!

You better not be running a debuffer neicha this CM.

I'm dating my Trainee, Sweep Tosho.

BIG! UMA!

>Aoharu "deck gimmick" is bringing pal/link cards to make the teams smaller
>MANT "deck gimmick" is cards with a lot of race bonus
What about scenario 4 and 5? What are they all about?

My CM team you ask?
Well of course, it is Fuji Kiseki, Jungle Pocket and Dantsu Flame

Mcqueen lewd!
https://files.catbox.moe/5bjchp.jpg

wait a minute to get the last card for mlb i have to get 400k point...im not strong enough...

I want to use her jungle pocket if you chase my pace

how old is sweep tosho supposed to be if maruzensky is 17

>I found you Aibou!
What do you do in this situation?

>>543176494
it's always gonna be about scenario gimmicks

12 runs later this shit is the best I've got....

>>543176316
Your wife is a LOSER that didn't win a single G1 race!

>>543176210 (OP)
I took Pokke's first time btw

>meat processing company tells me I'm behind quota
>tells me time is running short and they don't have enough horse trailers in their fleet to transport my umas to their facility
>shows up to my paddock with a permit and three refrigerated semi-trucks, saying the job has to be done here and now
no one ever told me about this part of being a trainer...

>>543176738
>deploy tachyling

Yo, Aniki!

>medium corners + professor of curvature + tail held high
>my chud pace chaser still does not pass the one ahead of them not doing anything
these skills are a gaslight
witmaxxing and late race acceleration are all that matters

>>543176870
>curvature on cm4
Someone needs to learn about position keeping.

>>543171806
>>543171705
Decided to build this instead of a Rudolph cause I had a good Rudolph debuffer parent.
Not max Wit and idk if very low power is bad for debuffers but I got high Wit and every velocity down skill, I think Late Savvy gives more debuff range though I'm not sure if that was a gaslight.
Pretty good overall desu

Don't do mean things to the umas! They are nice girls! Be nice to the umas instead! Support them and be gentle!

If you don't you will go to hell when you die and be tortured for eternity! Nobody wants that!

>>543176870
We told you corner skills are bad in cm4

>>543176610
...17

>>543176929
what midrace skills then

>get every good skill
>only 2 ramp up sparks and 1 blue wit

im retarded, can you get Red Shift on Smaru

>>543176870
Your nimble navigator?

>>543176743
>3* blue with 2* pink and decent whites
>complains
Fucking luckfags kys

>>543176738
push her down

>>543176929
>>543176998
all i know is there are wit checks to determine overtaking or keeping your current position, and speed skills are supposed to ignore that to temporarily speed you up
what exactly is it about this track that makes velocity skills bad

i probably should be running the Moonlight Sho...

>>543176870
Curvature is core but you want straight skills.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

Sweep has forsaken 4 runs in a row... I'm starting to think Sweepea has to go

>>543176998
wtf? the track is like all corners

I want an uma who loves me

>>543176503
Extremely good taste. We'll have to wait years for that though.

>>543177490
Platonically or romantically?

>>543176598
Current run is with Daiwa but I'm down to it for any I got

What is worse? To fall in love with a boy, or a retard?

>>543177019
This is the first time I have seen someone taking sympathy

Tachy affection

Perhaps it works now

>>543177306
Nooooo, I don't want to be raped by in heat Suzuka!

>>543177490
All of them do pick one any one

>>543177550
Platonically into romantically

This horse died before the final spurt even began and there was only 1 debuffer.

>>543177468
Corners are either during position keeping or during accel phase. The only proper way to overtake is either with highlander proc before first corner or on the 2nd straight.

Digitan LOVE

>>543177580
A boyretard.

>>543177580
I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.

I would like an uma that treats me like shit and acts like a 3D woman.

>>543177119
>what exactly is it about this track that makes velocity skills bad
The first corner happens during position keeping (and it doesn’t end until 880m), so no matter how much velocity you get, you’ll still slow down and stay behind the frontrunners.
Just get better white skills (Playtime’s Over, Tail Held High, Slipstream, etc) and hope they proc after position keeping ends.

>>543177675
What the fuck is a horse?

>>543177580
Both equally based

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>543177768
wait... so this is... exactly just cm3 but with 400 more stamina

>>543177703
yes

>>543177653
why this bitch always so grumpy

>>543178009
why is she such a killjoy. vodka would be down to hang out at bubblyland

7:30 till Shuka Sho

>>543177861
bwo...

>>543178012
She needs coffee constantly to keep up mood.

c-can i-i get a pity explode bwos.....

>>543177861
It's said that when an uma looks directly into a blood moon, they turn into a fantastical and horrific creature known as a "horse". But that's only a fairy tale.

The world would be better off without umas

>>543178267
depends, can you scroll down so we can see the rest of the sparks?

>>543178228
imagine a master being dominated by her servant

I want to roll for Hishi Akebono purely because I think it would be funny to watch her big ass stomp down the track, making everyone else look small

>>543178204
thats not how you write uma you filthy eop

>>543178191
any stream?

>>543177149
Once you start doing moonlight sho you'll be out of monies in no time at all.

>>543178175
Fuku love!!!

my trainee walked in on me reading an ntr doujin

>>543178315
b-but... anon,,, *sniff* anon... there aren't...

>>543178471
>eop
Don't you see the Hindi at the top sar

>>543178536
but it was falco so I'm fine

how the fuck do you get enough recoveries on seiun
she only has maestro..

>>543178475
The first races of the day start in about 2 hours so expect a stream to pop up then

What a no-fun-having fuddy duddy

>>543178560
then you don't deserve to explode

>>543178647
You don't

>>543178206
>BNW OVA
That reminds me, Winning Ticket acts completely OoC throughout that entire thing. Doesn't scream or shout a single time.

/uma/ is a NTR general
https://files.catbox.moe/dpi4gb.mp3

>>543178754
NOOO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIEEEEEEEE

>>543178780
And she wears those lame ass clothes as well.

>>543178754
AAAAAHHH SATONO CROWN SAVE ME

>>543178780
to be fair she's depressed due to Taishin being even more of a moody bitch than usual

anyone got the details https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7bzXHiy7U

Does Maruzensky have shit affinity with everyone but Mihono and Taiki Shuttle?

>>543178647
This is more than enough

>>543179062
buy an ad nigger

>>543178647
You get BoFA and pray it doesn't activate on the first straight.

>>543176610
12-14?

>>543179062
Not giving you views, faggot.

>>543179062
>linking to this guy's paywall

>I SOLVED THIS THING THATS BEEN OUT IN JAPAN AND KOREA FOR YEARS!
>I DID IT NOT THEM FUC KYOU SHUT UP WATCH MY GASLIGHTING CLICKBAIT VIDEO NOW

>>543178618
why did cygames decide to make the comic relief character so unbelievably hot?

>>543179253
1200-1400? Yeah that sounds right by anime witch girl logic.

>>543179062
Swipe & Nut

>motivated to start running because of uma
>get a shin splint
I wasn't even doing long distance, just basic sprint intervals

>>543179062
just like he "solved" the previous three cms? lmao

>>543177024
From a grandparent, I guess?

>>543179349
This is the same retard that took credit for people friend requesting the TT top 100 when it was a practice that existed as far back as JP launch.

>>543179062
no

>>543179062
The solution:

>>543179386
running is overrated, simply being able to walk or jog long distances is already a huge win

>2% failure
TWO FUCKING PERCENT YOU STUPID CUNT
HOW?!!!!!!! HOW?!!! EXPLAIN YOU STUPID NIGGER HOW

>>543177895
someone posted a sweep yuri pic and said she was gonna eat her vaggie and it was really hot...

>>543179556
at what point does a walk become a jog and a jog become a run?

>>543179062
Im just going to take my B finals and not get burned out, I dont have the cards anyway
What kind of retard pays for this shit, I never seen such jewry in other gacha generals before

I have to go to work guys can I please get some (You)?

>>543179673
Premium (you) for a premium loyal player

>>543179650
hahah-ha yeah, w-who would ever pay?

>>543179627
let me tell you about race walking...
https://youtu.be/R-AHk19aU24

>>543179167
what deck? that wit is insane with those stats

>>543179650
Yeah...who would pay, right? haha.....
Fucking paypiggies amirite....haha...

>>543179650
paywalling opinions is pretty common now in all communities
helps the people who've been gaslit feel better about themselves because surely their favourite gas provider wouldn't lie to paying customers

>>543179406
Did he lose again? With whaled seiun sky?

>>543179386
Racing is difficult nonny, is not something you can just start doing because you feel like it

>>543179751
>>543179869
he's talking about paying some seanigger for his sloptube guides, which multiple of them have now tried. if you have paid for any of that garbage, you need to go jump off the nearest tall building.

Kumapyoi! Kumapyoi!

>>543178175
Fuck you
*Removes your ears*

Vodka NEEDS to die

>>543178536
Uma for this feel?

>>543178765
Chrono-chan is so swole…

>>543179903
he "solved" cm1 by losing
he "solved" cm2 by losing
he "solved" cm3 by running a top 3 meta uma and then highrolling a room full of shitters who let his Seiun take first and get an easy A&S activation.

Now make sure to like, subscribe, and pay for his guides!

>>543179838
8* Power 8* Stam Parents

>>543180002
Oh. Never mind then
I wasn't reading the chain

>>543180093
they all got bowl heads

>>543179650
Okay poorfag you can keep losing and I will keep winning

>go do cm room
>someone brings an sss 1200spd+1000pwr special needs
>wins by 7l
lol...

>>543180471
stam?

>>543179062
My solution? The same as it's been for CM1-3. Just luckshit into worse opponents

>>543179062
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Golshi, we can blame the bad luck, we can praise the F2P opponent's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Trainings, decks, parents, strategy, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Victoria Frontier and the lads, but MASSIVE funds are desperately needed on the next banner. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Aoharu, or our chances in MANT for that matter. Not playing like this.

>>543180471
she's the main character. you're the side character who loses to her as a stepping stone, it's as simple as that.

>>543180602
sex with gyarus
https://files.catbox.moe/5duexk.mp3

>>543180286
almost like the designs are made with the ears in mind

>>543180471
post it please

>>543180168
>t. Scarlet

>>543180237
ok 800 stam with this setup is like once in a lifetime highroll

>>543176531
bwo your soundpost...

>>543180729
Skim milk...

>>543179909
>200k paid
How much did it cost, anon?

>>543176743
You want the red shift to be the one that's 3*, bro.

Why is King Halo so insecure about being compared to her hit, talented mother?

I was just running a Summer Spe career for giggles.

>>543180550
Shiraoki-sama scared me by getting me into A round 2 where I knew I had no chance, but she delivered me a win on the last attempt and I was happy with my B silver. I will continue to believe.

>>543180890
time to run her as front

This general gives me all of the meta information for free and more reliably than whatever sloptube guidefaggers pop out

>>543180546
it was somewhere between 900 and 1000
>>543180702
i didn't save the race...

>>543180687
Great gyaruma song

>>543180948
>Trusting anyone from here

>>543180890
enjoy your front surger

>>543180948
this but unironcially
how the fuck are people being paid to provide lower-quality information than a gaggle of anonymous retarded third-worlders

>>543180948
Great, isn't it?

>>543180207
meanwhile I rolled a room with 5 other groundwork front cheaters (two falcos)... it's not fair

>>543181083
They will take the place of the boomers that are getting scammed today over the phone. The cycle continues

>>543180729
KIMI TO https://youtu.be/X3aKe8n6NLo

bros, i don't think anyone is bringing frontliners to the next cm... you're going to get overtaken by pace chasers if you don't bring at least 2 fronts...

>>543181071
This entire site has always been best for figuring things out. You get a ton of different unfiltered opinions then use your own judgement to determine which parts of which posts are correct. No other site can offer that.

>>543180705
she --- NEEDS --- to die

>>543181071
Yeah bwo, I wouldn't have known to build 1200 stamina + 3 gold recovery aces if not for /uma/. With this information I am sure to win.

>>543177039
>no URA
>meh pink
>groundwork 1*
>almost no other relevant whites
People okay with the garbage parents like this? I've glue'd hundreds like pic above.

>>543181327
this could be canon...

>>543181281
the falco in his room was admittedly well built but she had 400 wit, late started & missed groundwork which was a death sentence in cm3.

>>543181335
you're supposed to always bring 2 fronts anyway

>just saw yukino bijin for the first time in my home lobby
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>august 2026 expected release
FUCK

>>543181083
i'm not a third worlder, but i am retarded

>>543180948
>Trusting the general that constantly gaslights

>>543180948
how do you extract relevant information from anons who can't even agree on the stamina requirements any given cm?

>>543180948
imagine paying some seanigger because he paywalls half his guides or paying one for account coaching sessions.

>>543181183
is oguri "pull or brick" in the same way that the last/next few runners are "pull or brick"
I see the unique but if I simply decide that I don't care about longs, what are the consequences

>>543180948
/uma/ + gametora + umalator + hakuraku is all you need

>train uma that I havent trained for a long time
>3* spark

It happened to me several times now, TRAIN AN UMA THAT YOU HAVENT TRAINED FOR A LONG TIME YOU WILL GET A GOOD SPARK

>>543181373
>mfw Daiwa steamrolls Vodka in every race of her career and still lets her live rent free in her head

>>543181545
can you tell me what umas I should pick for leo?

>>543181335
I'm bringing 3 fronts just 4u bwo

>>543181608
Oguri Cap will be the diff.

>>543181553
this general's weakness is stamina targets but honestly nobody gives the best advice on those, even witgod gaslights on those. your best bet is to choose a goal stamina and test in rooms.

>>543181394
>>543181304
>>543181187
>>543181071
You guys can be some anal retentive turbofaggots and often times you lie for your own amusement but I still trust you

>>543181546
the REAL gaslight is telling people that everything written here is misinformation and should never be taken into consideration
>>543181676
thank you anonymous retard I shall now surely win

>near perfect run where everything went right and I got the character specific title
>only a high B+ tier because of my shitty f2p cards not boosting my stats enough
>sparks were middling too
Fuck my poor torena life, I'm never gonna have a run that smooth ever again. Didn't even have a single mood down or failed training session or anything.

Which one of you told Victoria Frontier discord about hakuraku...

global shitters on accelerated schedule can't even train one front runner... kneel to korea

>>543181608
oguri cap (as in peak)
meisho doto
daiwa scarlet

>>543181810
why do you know about Victoria Frontier discord?

Post something cute

>>543181478
Yeppers' guts SR is decent if you need something to tide you over.

>543181810
die

When the Umas fail the exercise bike training, does the seat drop the the pole goes up there?

>>543181840
>5 borrows from day 1
You guys cheated

>>543181810
>hakuraku
idk what this is

anyone else motivation to play dropped after winning the triple platinum crown

>>543181608
Curren Chan
Summer Maru
Silent Susie

>>543181784
play 5 speed + borrowed creek + stack stamina sparks

>>543181327
Gold Ship wouldn't say that

When will Uma Global get the third fatfuck?

>>543181946
Teio trainers are the most fucked up people on this site.

>>543181478
The version of her I want is even further away...

>>543181965
My motivation dropped because in another week I'll have my own MLB Kita. No use doing ace runs until then.

>>543181965
is it because of the realization that the third crown was way harder to get than you expected and you're not going to be able to do the same thing without hundreds of hours and dollars for Leo and beyond

>>543181826
literally who

>>543181039
whoa this artist moved on from touhou....
it's umazing to see how many former 2hu/kancolle artists are doing uma now

>>543181946
>the pole goes up there
Teio should use a buttplug to prevent that.

Frontmains are cucks
Pacemains are cucks
Latemains are chads
Endmains are chads

>>543181965
only temporarily because they are going to drop aoharu right in the middle of Leo which is fucked up.

>>543180002
Would Spe say this?

>>543181965
my motivation went higher because of maru's tits bouncing around in front of my eyes

>>543182147
It was merely an observation!

Day by day the judgement day creeps closer.
Day by day Christmas jingles start to play.
Day by day she is getting hungrier.

Can we go back to gameplay discussions like the month ago? How did we become /umaJP/ so quickly?

>>543182283
they're brown so yes

>>543182194
According to the tags, Gold ship

>>543180770
I forgor it doesn't work for spoilered posts.....

>>543182417
My supreme ruler

Is prepared to pass good for this track?

>>543182265
Is that confirmed

>>543182505
no

>>543182473
It will activate once you're about to hit your top speed

>>543182412
the game has been played
there is no more game to be played

>>543180878
Look at how her mom looks like in the umaverse and you'll understand

>>543182569
isn't that good

>>543182505
speculation based on Eishin Flash banner which we do know from october schedule.

>>543182194
Mejiro Gold

>open SEAtuber guide for cm(any number)
>list of skills that are good
ok I wonder what deck should I...
>recommended deck gives none of the recommended skills
why do they do this?

>>543182681
if they're white skills then they expect you to hustle parents
if they're gold skills then the sloptubers are being retarded.

>>543182667
I would

>>543182618
I got confused with another pace chaser skill. It can also proc during your acceleration phase which is useless.

>>543177641
Teio ruins it

>cute Seiun Sky
>bikini hag
>Gold Ship
Thoughts on this Leo line-up? Is there any point in bringing a second ace frontrunner, considering that proper SMaru will cuck her anyway? Should I gamble on having other fronts in my lobby?
Do I just put Neicha instead and try to win a deboof rat race.

B-RANK FINALS
OPEN LEAGUE
3RD PLACE

>>543182809
so prepared to pass is shit then?
i've seen nimble navigator recommended, thoughts on that?

>>543176531
>>543182456
I've been using https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player and it did play when I hovered the image

Straightaway Adept eventually gets buffed from a fraction of a second to like 3 full seconds, right?

If you run 3 stam debuffers, everybody will die and you'll be able to pass them easily.

>>543182016
>t. Mejiros still seething about Sunday Silence

pain

>>543182092
Not to you

>>543176210 (OP)
RTTT designs are ugly as shit.

>>543182101
Is she the last fatfuck thus far? Guess you only need 3 for a CM, but it would be nice to have a whole roster of fatties

>6 Statues off from 3 staring Matafaku
Damn it... I'll wait for Doto's banner before I do a roll I suppose

>>543182970
>so prepared to pass is shit then?
Not necessarily, it's just a gamble of where it procs, if you can get redshift + shooting before prepared to pass then it can be nice. I personally wouldn't bother though.
>i've seen nimble navigator recommended, thoughts on that?
always good for ends, for pace chasers I'm a bit doubtful since I don't think I've been getting blocked on my test runs

>>543183253
who asked?

>>543183273
Shiraoki will put her in your next 6 daily shops before then.

>>543183352
I did

>>543183273
How does a humble oracle afford such swag?

>>543182101
I will turn all of my trainees into "fatfucks".

>>543183262
You can use oguri, spe and mcdonalds

>>543183476
slut

Will debuff hell ever end?

>>543183476
>already getting cocky
seems she needs some correction

What's the best standalone uma-like game? I know there's gakumas, but that's another gacha.

>>543178754
Satono Island calls to me...

>>543183574
She is a hard worker.

>>543183753
Change begins with you anon. Play triple aces. Be an honest trainer-san.

>>543183794
Monster Rancher

>>543183794
princess maker

3 speed 3 stamina on oguri cap + power inherit?

I should stop buying clocks. I have 323 and I haven't used in any this past week

>>543183859
some umas look different when they are serious

>>543183942
>I should stop buying clocks.
you really shouldn't

>>543183753
Good news: They eventually drop a CM where debuffs are BANNED
Bad news: it released like June this year

>>543183859
>>543183975
WTF they look so different even I was fooled
are there anymore?

>>543183942
Think of MANT! Your future self will thank you.

>>543183794
Winning Post

Post evil manga Urara calling Kingu out

>>543183942
It's your prepper stash for future scenarios, MANT especially.

More like Special Peak.

>>543170793
That's fucking rude

>>543183253
OP is new era though.

>>543184101
Kitasan couldn't handle the potent filly pheromones

>>543184072
>

>>543179062
tl:dw

THIS IS THE NEW META COMP WRITE IT DOWN UAAAAAGHGHGH

>>543184101
Bless you

>Try to make a stinky nature
>eats shit constantly in random races
>#1 fave in a random race
>eats shit and gets 6th
this isnt fun

>buckle up for a day of parent grindan
>parent runs start mid and get steadily worse over the course of the day

>>543182101
>Another case of Oguri Tamamo where both are roommates, Mirako is a glutton like Oguri, Dantsu barely eats, except Dantsu has dynamite body unlike the womanlet that is Tamamo Cross

>>543184303
>he paid to see it

>>543184101
Sweep you can't just drop the bubonic plague spell because someone told you to eat your vegetables...

>>543176210 (OP)
mating session with Dantsu

>>543181965
I somehow can't recreate my Taurus aces but better using the same but higher LB support cards so I've been doing parent/fan runs and also failing to get any stamina sparks

>>543184339
Literally my day.

>>543184101
>sneezing directly into her hands
Kitasan wtf

>>543184567
are you fucking stupid? is this some mutt thing?

>>543184320
get all seeing eyes first so you just nuke the ai and you win by multiple lengths on every race ez

>>543184625
whitoids sneeze into their elbow

Dumbest Maya ever but she can run.

>>543184625
I've sneezed into my hands before too, but I understand how much more sanitary it is sneezing into a sleeve.

>>543184625
>he sneezes into his hands

>>543184656
I did, but she continued to eat shit, till I switched to Pace S.

>>543184625
you're supposed to sneeze up into the air for maximum coverage

>>543184339
Game has hot periods, or just times when the rng generator gets stuck on the same shit over and over. Midnight in the us is usually terrible to do runs in.

Although it does have some upsides, if you see someone get something with their ssr ticket, it probably means your ticket will get the same exact shit, assuming the poster posted right away and didn't delay.

>>543184625
I bet you don't wash your hands after using the toilet too

>>543184793
based

>>543184625
T. Booger hands bill

>>543182176
Bwo it's two months until the reroll

Why do the nips have such a boner for Oguri Cap? There hasn't been a single CM thus far where she was not an extremely strong pick.

Super Creek is lame

>>543184339
I've gotten so used to it, I close my eyes, move on, and drink more TP 30

>>543184727
>>543184739
>>543184849
And it's much better to dirty your clothes? I just clean my hands with wipes afterward.

>>543184625
>>543184793
Aim up for maximum AoE

>>543184625
>he's a hand sneezer
You're supposed to sneeze into the crux of your elbow.

Are they going to fix the career rubber banding when the stat caps get increased? It is IMPOSSIBLE to stay under 400 in one stat before first inspo with green woman in your deck.

an attempt was made...

>>543184929
because Oguri is the peak (as in Cap) underdog nostalgia horse for them

>>543184994
I'm sorry that you apparently have a situation where you are wearing formal suits that can't handle a bit of spit literally every day

>>543184625
>Blaming mutts while being brown yourself
Why are browns so unaware of how stupid they sound when they say things like this?

>>543184994
>And it's much better to dirty your clothes?
are you interfacing with the outside world with your clothes?
are you interfacing with the outside world with your hands?
keep in mind that there are correct answers to each of these questions

>>543184886
I've got 2LB Kita and was going to use my half anni resources to MLB her.

>>543184994
it's much more likely your hands are going to touch a bunch of shit over the next few hours than your sleeve. if you carry wipes with you everywhere for sneeze episodes then congratulations you are in the top 0.1% of people for cleanliness and definitely a germaphobe.

>>543184994
Normal people don't cary wipes and would have to wipe it on their clothes anyways. You seem like a city dweller.

Urbanites cant into basic hygiene

>>543184625
>he can't hold it in
Weak.

>>543184994
My PE teacher gaslit us into sneezing under the neck of the shirt, so I do that

>>543185287
>t. spechud

>>543184054
A few more

>>543185312
Classic.

Spe stinks BAD!

>>543185287
that makes zero sense but okay farm cuck

>>543182016
I'm reading this in Gianni's voice

>>543185131
They can't into self awareness. A certain amount of int is required to escape samsara.

>>543185446
Chestnut hoofs wrote this post.

>>543179062
yeah i think i'll just wait for witGAWD's video

>>543184929
The sprint* CM will filter her
*except the guys who bring 9* sprint sparks

>>543184625
Do you have brain damage? There are three ways you’re supposed to sneeze and directly into your fucking hands isn’t one of them. What you do is either:
A. Sneeze into your elbow like a normal person
B. Sneeze looking straight up while in an enclosed space to make sure the germs spread as far into the air as possible
Or C: Sneeze looking straight down at the nearest insect, which will spread the germs to them. Insects travel just about anywhere and can get eaten by just about anything, passing the germs onto other surfaces or other insects/animals. This method will almost guarantee that at some point in the future a brand new disease will emerge.

>>543185508
>there's only citys and farms
Spoken like a true city hick.

>>543185525
what does that nigger have to do with uma musume?

C'mon bros, you can buy small wipe packs, sneezing is a once in a blue moon event, and it also doesn't always spray snot. Covering with your hand is a superior motion, I'm not gonna dab whenever I get a sudden rash in my nose.

>>543185747
He's the one that probably has the most well-known reading of the "Stop Doing Math" image that that pic is directly based on

>>543184929
Oguri is the face of JRA

Is anyone looking for a club? Honsefunni has slots open and it's relatively chill. Just don't be inactive for more than 2 weeks, get 5mil fans a month, and trade shoes.

>>543182412
So whats the strat for Aoharu that will be released in 2 weeks?

Is this game white supremacist friendly?

Do horses sneeze and spew large wads of snot?

>>543185761
>sneezing is a once in a blue moon event
it's spring and the trees are filling my nose with semen

>Can't do ace runs without borrows
>Can't do cm5 grandparent runs because aoharu is soon
>Can't upgrade my TT team because aoharu will powercreep them
What am i supposed to do with the leftover 2 runs a day...?

>>543185919
beautiful

>>543185872
>Japan
what do you think

>>543185886
I read somewhere that horses can't puke so maybe no

>>543185968
>it’s spring
Motherfucker it’s October.

>>543184217
Same staff.

There should be more reward tiers for these story events, probably up to 2 million.

>>543185886
I'm afraid of what you'll do with the information if I tell you

>>543185968
Quit being such a whore for trees then.

>>543185761
Whatever you say, McSnotty, but I'm still not shaking your hand

>>543185991
Honorary Aryans for a reason.

>>543186025
exactly?

>>543186096
>FEED MY AUTISTIC ASS
no, fuck you. eat shit for playing too much you freak

>>543186242
But you can easily get over 20k per run with the event-themed cards, so the 700k goal is trivial to reach.

>>543183859
>>543183975
>>543184449
>>543185404
Is this gap moe or something else? Because I like it.

give me my groundwork cygames

with what frequence you guys see Opera in CM room/matches? sometimes I forget she's already in the game

>>543186096
The unlockable sex scenes are nice (I loved the fantasy pasa paizuri and wedding mayano footjob) but the fact they aren't replayable through the archive is terrible

>>543186242
I'm not autistic, but I've also managed to reach 700k

>>543178009
The bubble era must have been so cool to live through.

I hate sneezing because it only happens when I have to shit

>>543186474
wait for her new years alt

>>543186585
lmao bro

>>543186523
>I'm not autistic
I don't believe you

>>543186585
>shitting while sneezing

>>543186429
>20k per run
lmao

>>543186474
I think I've seen like three Operas in my entire CM experience and they were all in Medium CM

Wish I had the drive to eat like Oguri, I'm so fucking lazy even if I'm starving

>>543185980
have you considered trying to build your own spark pools so you aren't buckbroken and shackled by borrows 24/7?

>>543182939
Why not just go graded B rank 3rd place isnt the reward higher there?

>>543186819
Disabled sex

>>543185980
Dirt shoes runs.
You need to get those shoes for your club umadacchis.

>>543186814
been trying this. It's not worth it. I'm 50 Maruzensky stamina rolls in and I dont have a 3 blue spark stamina Maruzensky. Just borrow and dont fucking bother, anon.

>>543186749
sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>543186810
bwo your clinical depression?

how many hours till the day 2 live?

>>543186819
we /katawa musume general/

>>543187038
I want to have rough sex with this version of Rudolph

>>543186810
I want a fit body like Oguri

>>543186474
Her ult is shit, Oguri simply eats other pacers

bros how do i win leo cup?

>>543186585
My bro sneezed once and then immediately let the loudest fart. Funniest thing I ever saw, we're still reminiscing about it years later.

>>543186474
never

>>543187246
Oguri Peak's floppy ears are the cutest, especially in that one win animation

>>543187319
just fly bwo

>>543186814
Not him but I have been trying since the first week, when do they come?

>>543187246
Oguri...I can see the strings of your panties...

>>543187116
Around 7 hours

>>543187319
it's taurus with A&S and a few small differences anon

>>543187038
If only the answer was that simple

holy fuck nature runs are so incredibly unfun, no idea how people go through this while trying to witmax

everytime you call me bro I do this to my computer screen

>>543187439
Oguri's skirt isn't that short...

>Do raisu's career
>Put her on the hopeless stakes
>win by a NOSE against Taishin
Hopeful...

>>543184418
Dantsu Sex AND Dantsu Oppaisex!

What is your favorite quirk about your Oshi, bwos?
For me, it is when Tachy does her fingergun T pose, I love that thing so much

DAHHHHHHBY

>>543186434
yes, silly/comic relief characters being serious is a form of gap moe.

>>543187427
>pick a few race styles that you like
>pick their key skills IE groundwork, straightaway spurt, maybe some strong general skills like THH, PTO, SS
>run them til you get a parent with 1+ of these skills
>run those til you get a parent with 2+ of these skills
>start worrying about blues, pinks
>these are your long term (great?)grandparents
>keep going til you want to die
this is the endless hamster wheel anon

>>543187581
amigo....

can someone explain to me why it would be a really awful, terrible idea to make summer spe front for this cm and talk me out of it

>>543187650
that's our hero

>>543187469
have you considered that i also didn't win taurus cup bro

>>543187650
It's not fair, she won because of how large her ears were.

>>543187753
Vivlos love

>>543187730
Her unique isn't built for it, every other front gets something that will help them keep/extend their lead. Spe doesn't have that

>>543187717
WTF GOLSHI IS SEXSHI!?

AHHH when the fuck is auto mode, I don't want to do careers

>>543187730
You should run what you want

>>543187536
Why not just go 3 aces

can anyone tell me how sparks work? if i do the same G1 race multiple times in a career do i have better odds of getting the spark? also, if i get the gold version of a skill does that give better odds of getting the white spark?

>>543187730
her unique is for late
her awakening skills are for late
her front affinity is G
she's a late

I want to make her happy bros

When Doto?

>>543187892
cuz I can barely make those to begin with, so I wanted to try something else

What god-awful pun am I in for?

>>543187663
I want to get hooked on Dantsu Oppaisex like a drug

>>543185996
They can't, it's an evolutionary trait. Apparently this has some kind of benefit but it also means they can't expel toxic substances.

>fail 20%
ok
>fail 20% again
...ok, run might be fucked
>fail 20% again
wtf

>>543187927
>4 years
trust the plan

>>543187778
No you're just gaslighting, you actually did win it and you're just being modest

>>543187927
hmmmm

>>543187842
>>543187919
>unique is <= 70% order rate
i saw the inherent green, recovery unique, gold mid-race
i saw blood and thought it would be mine
why does this game have these retarded unwritten conditions built into the skills

>>543186096
Man how many times do you have to run to get that shit? Do you just have MLB SSRs of every uma involved?

>>543187962
god I love my wife luna-chan so much bwos

>>543188062
well bro you would be right, i did win it, i just wanted to see if you bros would help me win leo cup too

>>543188062
she's so cute bros

>>543188132
>unique is <= 70% order rate
Holy is this real? Is that why my Pace Spe attempts haven't been working??

>>543188057
did she just shitted

>>543187650
>From bnw to Rnw

>>543187665
....

>>543188234
gametora says so

>>543188239
she got slapped by her trainer (me)

>>543187581
bwo...

>>543187515
Always surprising

What do you call this?

>>543187954
In five

Deck names being limited to 10 characters and having THE FUCKING CHAT FILTER makes ZERO sense. fuck off

>>543187906
end of run, any skill learned on that run that isn't a unique skill has a chance of producing a white spark
base white spark odds of appearing is 20%
base skill (double circle) base odds of appearing is 25%
base skill (GOLD LEARNED) has a 40% chance of appearing. Note it's the matching white skill for a gold, golds can't pass as a spark
And then the game does a calculation, depending on your parents and grandparents, odds of spark appearing are x^1.1*n with x being the base odds and n being the NUMBER of parents/grandparents that had the same spark (star count doesn't matter).
and then the number of stars are a simple RNG roll, 50% are 1*, 45% are 2*, 5% are 3*. There is a way to increase the star odds but you need to run an SS quality uma and nobody is doing that shit on URA so don't worry about that.

White sparks appear in the statue events and that is a whole other wall of text.

>>543188421
horse

>>543188286
>Dancho took off his Narita Brian Biggest Fan title and replaced it with Maruzensky Fan Title

>>543188421
Old

>>543188421
bacchi guu yo

>>543188421
choberigu
its genuine 90's slang

>>543187665
how Suzuka despite saying she loves running she always gets a mood down at the third race in a row

>>543188421
my wife

>>543188234
nyes

>>543188343
I'm kinda confused by the wording
like wtf is &order>=2
that I'm 2nd or below?
and order rate woud be...not 8th?

>>543188398
why did they make a horse who won so much so silly

mARE PUSSY~~!!

>>543188421
wife

>>543188638
Ask why they made Zenno Rob Roy look like a jobber despite her winning a bunch of prestigous title or Meisho Doto have big breasts and confidence issues when she's got the fire to be TM Opera's eternal rival.

How does white spark inheritance work? I have no idea what "representative" means in seriru's video, are you more likely to inherit a white spark that both the parent and grandparents of your uma had?

>>543188234
>>543188343
>>=2 and <=6
So, you're supposed to put her on late, spam mid race skills (that they gave her) and then pretend to a pace chaser for the whole race, huh.

>>543188421
EYYYYYYY

>>543177641
now make them wear with pic related

>>543188398
>>543188638
to give players a shock when they look the horse up
prolly because of her performance on turf and dirt and in/out the country, so she must have a lot ofknowledge of racing aka otaku

>>543188879
I'M RACIN' 'ERE

>>543188398
Gorilla gets a shield!

>>543188861
It's completely fucking random and all the math people crunch is the chances you inherit it. There's no such thing as "it's IMPOSSIBLE to inherit something in your spark list"

>>543188637
If you are in 7th place your order is 7. 7>=2 so it meets the criteria. I agree it is a bit difficult to follow if you're used to reading greater/less than signs as better/worse than.

>>543188447
Double circle is only worth 5%? Well shit I thought it would be more significant than that.

>>543188637
>>543188867
hang on I misinterpreted it, you have to not be first and be in the front 70% of the pack
so my front spe dreams have a chance to become reality

>>543188930
*taps sign*
Uma general not Uma Global general.

>>543188638
the jockey was big into researching the other horses before races

>>543186585
Sneezing and coughing at the same time can be fatal, but what about sneezing and shitting at the same time?

QoL status?

>>543189057
well, at least she's no longer eternally 3rd place

>>543189072
Anon if you're not first as a front runner I have bad news for you

>>543189057
classic

>>543189120
TRUST THE UMA PLAN

>>543188938
>12 1st place Finnish
When did horse racing in Finland become a thing?

post something cute

>>543189057
That look on her face, as if she didn't deserve a spanking.

Pretty satisfied with the 200 pulls I spent on Maruzensky, ended up with everything at 3 star which means I no longer get to see the def**lt outfits.

>>543189271
They do that type of racing that uses the little chariots

>>543189072
>my front spe
If you're not 1st as front, you already lost. But, I think that skill can trigger if you drop 2nd mid race so you can steal back 1st like a Falcon unique.

>>543189302
dozo

Yada.

>>543189101
I've sneezed and yawned at the same time which caused me to moan like a tard while neither of them finished.

I won Cancer Platinum because it was easier to build umas for mile with my f2p deck
But I don't think I can compete for real this next CM
I don't have my own Kitasan and most of my MLB cards are power, stamina and wit (Creek, Dober, Nishino are the only ones worth mentioning)
Having to use a poorfag Lb2 Tosho, Lb3 Flash or Lb1 Halo, not even going to mention Taishin cuz she is shit
It's over for me bwo's

>>543189017
yeah

>no 3rd green or Focus for Groundwork
bwos...

>>543189557
If I can do it then so can you, danchou

>>543182215
He did a whole series about a trainer dating Neicha

where's wit GODs cm guide bwos

>>543189557
I said the same thing about CM3 b/c my power cards were bad and I won the whole thing. Never underestimate the desire of your umas to run really fast.

>>543189372
The way her tits swing even in a casual outfit HOLY shit but also hnng CUTE

>>543188447
NTA but does that mean skills parents/grandparents have but didnt get a spark on has no influence on spark chances for the uma?
For example, parents all bought Hanshin racecourse skill, but didnt spark. If I buy it on my run, its still just base chance of sparking?

>>543189651
Let him cook.. he's aware of the schedule.

>>543189651
Didn't he decide to take a break from Global after losing CM2 and CM3?

>>543189592
Not enough stamina to survive two Natures anyway

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF DANTSU

YOU WON'T GET HER UNTIL 2029

>>543189771
Me and Gold City

>>543188421
Cute.

>>543189834
850 + 1 Gold is good enough tho

>>543189557
Nishino has the skills you need
Creek gives you maestro
You borrow kitasan
Get brian from the crown shop
Flash and Tosho will be your cope
Full stamina parents, get umas with their own recoveries
Post what horses you have, if you're such a poorfag surely you used your selector on Oguri Cap (as in peak) no?

>>543188826
Because despite the fact that if Opera O were born at any other time he would have been the most dominant horse of his generation Doto mellowed into a kind, soft ojiisan.

>>543189864
but she's cute...

>its another "every speed support avoids speed training for the entirety of senior year" episode
specialty priority is a fucking scam

>>543188638
It's a play on the fan given nickname

>>543189392
Ii yo

>>543190018
just get better RNG bro

>>543189807
damn he's smarter than all of us... i kneel

>>543189780
that's correct, skills don't do anything for the (grand)child, only sparks matter in terms of strengthening a lineage.

>>543189864
No, but I can jerk to her now

>>543190106
>non-front skills
I literally do not care, have fun sniffing my farts from the back of the pack

Wtf I got overtaken by Summer Hag and didn't proc Angling and I somehow got my fastest win

Bwos these TT retention scores are getting kinda high...

>>543190174
frontkucks are getting raped in cm rooms lol

>>543190278
>>543190183

Why do sprint races get so little fans?

I DON'T GET IT DOES RED SHIFT WORK FOR THIS CM OR NOT
SAVE ME UMAGROK FROM THE UMAGASLIGHT

>>543190340
It works bwo

>>543190249
uuuuuh just witmax (or do what the retards here do which is to spam refresh until you find the name of a witmaxxer you recognize and get your retention)????????

>>543190340
It does not work bwo...

Which Uma do you wish to be impregnated by?

>>543190340
red shift is a jewish psyop designed to make you spend less points on recovery skills

>>543188609
>>543189014
>>543188867
Thanks bwos

>>543189954
Unironic aura
He's SO fucking strong but is hella chill about it

>>543189932
t. debuffer user
the literal only thing the umalator is reliable for is HP consumption

>>543190101
I see....and race sparks?
I'm currently trying to get more white sparks, but I have two parents that coincidentally have URA finale 2 each, would my chances of getting a 3rd URA spark improv with them as parents? Of course, I'm beating career mode

Man I wish stuff like this had better chances of passing on if not guaranteed....would be great if legacies also could be upgraded this way instead of just rerolling dice with slightly higher odds each time and praying every skill gets a spark.
At least then all the effort doesnt go to waste...