Horse girls will Tokai Tei-over the world!

Horse p****

>>715908557
*enis
*ussy
*loac(a)

Do you think the popularity of the anime and game will translate to more horse sport fans? Asking as someone who can get a stable for free

>>715908347 (OP)

Never thought I'd become a gachatroon but here we are

>>715908758
For sure, I've noticed more and more horse activity in my town since global release. Although I didn't pay attention to horse activities before global release.

>>715908347 (OP)
Maybe if this stupid cunt would quit self destructing every time she hits the fucking Tenno Sho I'd like her

>>715908347 (OP)
ballin horsey

>>715908758
Real Umamusume fans should start stables right now because the franchise will certainly get an influx of western Umas soon, get your own horsies popular so Cygames can approach you, that's the real meta.

>>715908347 (OP)
If it's so great, why do you need to spam multiple threads?

>>715908564
I want her to teio step on top of my balls

>>715909090
if they don't want me to do it then why make all the horse girls hot?

>Realized I could trade some dupes for cleats and some cleats for single pull gacha tickets
>Got an outfit for my horse wife McQueen
This game is based I have been blessed by the heavens

Gold City's pretty hot when can I get her?

Any Umas with huge knockers?

>>715909265
too small

>>715908347 (OP)
Is Buena vista in global yet?

This is your little sister.

>>715909002
>>715908758

>Start a stable
>Breed horses able to qualify for G1-rated races in your country
>Get enough visibility to cause CyGames to approach you for permission to use your horse's likeness
>All to put in the contract that they can only do that if they give you a max LB Kitasan Black account but also with max LB Fine Motion and Supercreek etc. etc.

9001 IQ play

>>715909265
Yes, but they get dumber the bigger their chest is.

>He used an alarm clock
You didn't beat me

>>715909265

>>715909384
Idk Creek seems smart. She's just insane

is it just completely random what sparks/stats get passed on from your veteran Umas? Maruzensky with A+ speed gives a bonus of 5, but an untrained Golshi gives +17
It doesn't seem to make sense

>>715909410
shut up ghost horse go play with Haru

>>715909420
somebody post it

>>715909368
dropkick right to the ass.

>>715908921
Certain races have increased difficulty for lore reasons. Teio got injured during the Kikuka Sho, and got utterly BTFO by McQueen in the Tenno Sho, so it's harder to place well in these two races during Teio's career on purpose

>>715909420
When is she cooming out?

>>715908347 (OP)
Why does Super Freak gets cancer in her career but Teio doesn't break her leg?
This is milf persecution

>>715909265
Better learn to speak goo goo babies buddy

Should I draw a happy or sad rice shower

>>715909453
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies

Read this since you clearly have no idea about sparks

>>715909453
You can get an A rank on every stat and still pass down a shitty 1star spark. You can have a bad career and fumble at the last races yet luck out and get a 3star spark. It's pseudo random

>>715909609
A horny Rice Shower

>unlocked a few 3-star outfits for my once-2-star umas
>reached the point where all of my umas can complete a career but none can quite cross over into A rank territory yet
soooo now what, wait for the next career scenario? check in weekly to make sure my B1 rank team is still being consistently promoted?

>>715909579
I thought goo goo babies would be a secret event, but it was just the good ending

>>715909609
happy rice shower because finishing her career made me so proud

>>715909368
My sister is a retard who can't stop running into people in front of her?

Do non-Japanese trainers from the JP version look at people playing the Global version as a bunch of filthy secondaries?

>>715909376
Ah yes, can't wait for famous western racehorse Skibidi Rizz to get in.

>>715908758
It's happening in real time. the game is actively having a cultural impact on horse racing in the west as well as making people appreciate horses more.
https://x.com/Nuenis_/status/1941265506914435253
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1941164712521277603
https://x.com/WhooieW/status/1944281079139250683
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1941379711080571382
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1946572772832112755

>>715909680
>soooo now what, wait for the next career scenario?
time to grind rng sparks, nigga.

>>715909740
That's not a secondary

>>715909420
MARVELOUS

>>715909609
Rice Shower feeling guilt over her own happiness.

>>715908758
>Do you think the popularity of the anime and game will translate to more horse sport fans?
My brother never really played a gacha game before but now he is hooked on this game. Also he started watching horse races and the dude never liked gambling or sports like that before.

>>715909841
What is the arima kinen of US horse racing? We take the biggest winner of that and uma him

>>715909953
Not him but I feel that's pretty difficult to depict properly. It's a very complex feeling

>>715909841
An owner that signs off on a horse being named Skibidi Rizz is 100% signing off on putting that horse into Uma Musume

>>715909563
Are we playing the same teio? Mine gets injured at like a 5x rate compared to my other umas.

>>715909368
My sister is the Black Assassin, slayer of cyborgs?

>>715910025
Imagine if the the localization team approaches Cygames with the idea just for the publicity... That would be the most likely way.

>>715909841
that horse is apparently grass wonder's cousin

>>715910036
That's on you for risking 6% failures

>>715910128
Lmao

>>715910008
If he doesn't push himself, he will never improve. He should learn from the umas who always give it their all.

>>715909982
Kentucky Derby probably. Secretariat won that by 31 lengths so he might be a little OP

>>715908347 (OP)

know your place

>>715910204
Oh shi no wonder I know his name
>>715910264
Delete this

Teioooooooo

When do we get Umastagram?

>>715910264

Isn't the point of horses lusting for their massive cock? What's the point of all of them females and not at least Futa? They would be the peak oversized Futa archetype

>Favorite to win
>see results
>9th
Rice…

>>715910389
I heard she saying the n word the other day

>>715910465
Do not lewd my daughter you sicko

>>715910132
That's me every time I see a sub 10% failure rate
>3%
>Yeah, we don't lose these
>Teio promptly falls down a million flights of stairs
>BAD!
>-20 speed

Can you win bigger than this?

>>715909265
All of them when Tachyon infects the Academy's water supply

>>715909265
I don't know her name, but there's one with remarkably huge bouncing tits, I only saw her in one race so far.

>>715910589
you are like baby

>>715908758
>Asking as someone who can get a stable for free
you can't imagine the amount of quality pussy having a stable will give you. Learn how to ride a horse teach other people. Bitches love horses.

>>715910589
I think theoretical max is 15 cuties or 3 Big cuties and 6 small ones.

>>715910589
awww you love Vodka, don't you Scarlet

>>715909368
Daughter/sisterwife

So when does Guts start not being trash and gets to be slightly better than trash?

I don’t play this game but those dancing chibis are amazing.

>>715910782
run 6 guts cards

Which horse gives the audience the sexiest upskirts? (Yes, I know they wear shorts underneath.)

>>715910204
Secretariat won the Derby by 2 1/2 lengths. It was the Belmont Stakes that he won by 31

TT is true protag...

>>715910852
Bourbon because her leotard looks like panties under her skirt

>>715910589
I mean there's an achievement for getting 10 in one session

>>715910852
>(Yes, I know they wear shorts underneath.)
Bourbon doesn't

>>715910889
Special Week more like Special Ed

I spent 12hrs rerolling for Kitasan Black. I have 3 copies of her and I don't know what to do next.

>>715910887
Jockey is like
>shit where did everyone else go?

It is not abuse if your girl has a cheerful attitude

>>715910889
oh yeah then how come i haven't FUCKING PULLED HER YET
how about that

>>715911002
Congratulations you min-maxed the fun out of the game, have fun burning out in a week.

>>715910912
An excellent addition to my McQueen folder

>>715911002
Is the rest of your card roster at least not-garbage?

>>715910128
I'm even more curious at how he can adapted in the game.

Titty Shuttle my beloved

>>715911140
Should have done as us cool kids and choose her with the free 3* you get at the beginning.

>>715911125
You could have choose anyone else for this madness
but also what is the actual consequence?

>>715911194

>>715911295
They get depressed and it looks like dialogue changes in recognition of getting thrown into so many races

do all umamusume have schrodinger ears?

>>715910665
>you can't imagine the amount of quality pussy having a stable will give you.
?
>Bitches love horses
Oh, phew.

Help, my Spe is too fast for her own good already, it's not even halfway through year 2 and all my fucking supports keep going to speed training. She passes the front runners before the last turn so none of her 3 ults that require passing activate.

>>715911412
>all horseshoes are drawn open-side down
kino

>>715911412
>Sweep, Bourbon, Narita, +1 Eishin
alright
also use your fucking SSR tickets

>>715911497
Sped

>>715911264
That doesn't get you that exposed midriff though.

>>715910787

>>715911457
I think it's heavily implied they don't have human ears, but the sides are kept hidden at all times because it probably looks weird without them

Horses smell disgusting.

>>715911574
Don't bully

>>715911594
that's a big ass phone wtf

but also super cool they made the ears make sense

ei ei ei ei mun ei ei ei ei mun

>>715911412
>Excellent speed cards
>Good stamina, wit and power
>guts lmao
Ship it, it's great

>>715911558
Thanks, I'll do it after sleeping.

Is this an event and when do we get it?

>>715911747
hachimi

>>715908347 (OP)
>cute girl slop but horse racing

>>715910787
>>715911586
>All the constant comparisons to Blue Archive, the chibi game, made me have a bout of confusion when this game also had chibis
Would be amusing if this game somehow also had the superior chibis

>>715910482
she has a pass

>>715911586
Holy mambo

i couldn't get her to win the arima kinen but she did it

>>715911140
>he didn't voucher teio
unironically bricked

i need a third dirt horse, of oguri and shuttle which one has the less annoying team race lines?
if el screams into my ear one more time when i'm just trying to do my dailies i'm taking her behind the barn.

Isn't it crazy that there are 3 types of character models in the game?

>chibi
>home
>race

>>715911880

>>715911880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAMpay0TCPk

It's really hard, I think you need two triple Turf sparks

Every time Daiwa Scarlet’s tits jiggle when she wins a non G1 race my monkey meter goes up bit by bit.

>>715911780
It's not with the game, I think it's an IRL clothing store with Cinderella Gray (the current Uma anime that's adapting the manga).

>>715911457
>>715911594
I fucking hate ear autism.
They should have human and animal ears because it objectively looks best.
One day they will want to release an uma with a ponytail and no huge sideburns, and in that case they'd be screwed otherwise.

>>715912150
Tamamo Cross prpr

HAHA TIME TO FAIL ANOTHER CAREER

>>715912246
>They should have human and animal ears because it objectively looks best.
absolutely repulsive taste

>>715908347 (OP)
ei Modest dr

>>715912150
You can see the full outfits here.

Give it to me straight, how fucked am I?

>>715912691
>super creek
>Kita
You’re fine now fuck off

>>715912056
you need 9* turf and 9* long and for them to all hit in the statue events

>>715912691
Kill yourself

IT'S RACE DAY YOU LITTLE TRAMP WHO CARES IF YOUR TWIN TAILS ARENT JUST RIGHT

/v/ros, I've been meaning to play this for a while, but I've seen some people say that once you can easily beat careers there isn't anything else to do but P2W pvp shit
if I want to stay as F2P, is this game good to play once in a while during events and whatnot?
also, what happens to always online games like these when they reach EOS, every profile gets deleted?

>>715912993
special WEAK...

>>715913060
Special Ed...

Rice Shower No Late Start Challenge (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)

>>715909680
do dailies and events

>>715912992
The game is good at face value if you like these sort of manager games. If you read everything in a career it will take 2-3 hours to beat one. You can easily have 10 girls without paying, and odds are that you will have 15+. You can enjoy it in bits and there is plenty of game before you hit the grind. Don't listen to reroll autists.

>>715913216
I only get mad about late starts on Front Runners. For Pace/End it just means they're more likely to pop their skills, unless they get boxed

>>715912993
me replacing the plates with crackers so my special week can succeed in her training

>>715912992
>if I want to stay as F2P, is this game good to play once in a while during events and whatnot?
That's a completely fine way to play.
>also, what happens to always online games like these when they reach EOS, every profile gets deleted?
Considering how viral this game went (even hitting top 1 on steam) I would say it's very safe to not expect it going EoS.

How do I build late surgers? What should I focus on training and what amount of certain cards should I run?

>>715913335
She has not enough muscle to beat a stack of these too

fucking finally, this is the career i had the most trouble with so far

>Twin Turbo's event chain can spontaneously end in part 1 or 2 no matter what choice you make
no wonder this fucking card is rated so low

Mattie

>>715913450
Power and Wit. Pick cards with good skills for late surgers and your main distance.

>>715913658

>>715913658
>>715913720
SAY HER NAME

>Resetera loves the game


That surprises me a bit.

>>715913548
nah, she'd win against a food object.

>>715913629
Holy shit it's true, i always go turbo (top), but it turns out I was just getting lucky

Has /v/ finally recognized Teio's superiority?

>>715913785
Mitsubishisubaru

>>715913879
She's just alright, I like Tachyon more though.

>>715913629
The good option is more likely to hit, but yes, her support events are RNG. It's really good if you hit, and only okay if you miss.

>>715913450
Cards with good maneuverability skills to use with your Late-Surger:
>Tokai Teio (R / SSR)
>Eishin Flash (SR)

Also I like to use Legacy Umas with Rudolf's Unique Skill (Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might) and Oguri Cap's Unique Skill (Triumphant Pulse), they combo well into each other because Rudolf's skill will always activate for a Late-Surger and Oguri Cap's skill is reliable and good to give that extra boost in the last 200m.

>>715913879
>seabiscuit
>seabiscuit, Japan

>>715913785
Makitakifakaru

>>715913902
i wanna fill her with goo goo babies.

>>715913720
Matikanefukukitaru

>>715913785
Good fortune this way comes

>>715913857

>>715914005
Twin Uoh

>>715909265
Daiwa Scarlet. my waifu, followed by Taiki Shuttle

>Red shift is a good unique skill
>Acceleration
So... still useless on frontrunners?

>>715913902
Is there one for the big wins? That smile is dangerous

>>715913720
The positional equivalent of an "It's over." expression.

Is super creek a sloppest char

>>715914142
Not if you have high speed and mediocre power. That's kind of how Maruzensky wants to build to take advantage of her ult.

>>715914142
Haha do you think you reach your top speed just cause you're on the front?

>>715914198
A what?

>>715914142
I put it on everyone, it's really good and always activates

>>715914312
MARVELOUS!

>No. 1 Fav in URA Finals
Huh. Usually my horses are roughly 7th or 8th favourite going in even when their stats are good enough to win; wonder what's so different about this Suzuka
I suppose it's an accurate assessment, at least, considering that she got a late start and still won by like 6 lengths

>>715914085
She has a LOT of art, like top 10 of all Umas. Japan loves her.

>>715914231
Front runners don't accelerate until the final spurt. Redshift doesn't really do anything on front runners. Compare Maruzensky ativating redshift to pace chaser Taiki having a shootout. The difference is night and day, even when the effect is the same.

>>715914312
>banner isn't until 2027 on global
It's not fair. It's not fucking fair.

>>715914282
I feel like even though it goes against the presentation of the game, it would be super helpful to be able to see stamina bars, seeing just when someone runs out of stamina, or their speed bar showing top speed and current speed etc. etc...

>>715910610
Taiki Shuttle probably

Is Pace literally always the worst position and never useful?

>>715910970
>no Special Needs

>>715914485
No, that's Late Surger.

Post sexo

>>715909368
Raisu prease, this isn't right

>>715914485
there are no bad positions, only bad trainers

>>715914397
Wasn't that just the number of fans? I haven't read the documentation

>>715914397
from what i've been told, fave is actually mainly fan count, not any factor of how likely you are to win. i don't believe that though, because it feels like fave is just arbitrarily handed you your horse's current rival in every goal race.

>>715914521

>>715914408
>has a unique condition that turns her from a Front Runner into a suicidal sprinter that just goes all out until she drains her stamina

>>715914521

>>715913718
>>715914007
Should I mainly just be training Power then Speed then dabble into Wit?

>>715914485
Peasant opinion

>>715910889
The anime definitely got better when Sped wasn’t the main focus, but all the side characters in season 2 were more compelling than Teio or McQueen.

>>715914521

>>715914617
>>715914536
Putting ANY pacer into front is always better.

>>715912993
Do you have the one of Golshi failing the kazosky kick training?

does trainer genetics matter when producing elite offspring

>>715914749
It matters how much you love your Uma.

One thing I hate about the game and setting is that they never acknowledge the gambling aspect. Like yeah, horses can be a sport, but it feels very disingenuous to think there can ever not be gambling involved

>>715914692
Pace has the better abilities
and more hype and aura, second only to end

>>715910887
Why are the vast majority of horse tracks in the US dirt?

>>715914749
Haru doesn't want your pickle

>>715913792
There's nothing to hate. It's not even sexualized.

>>715914835
>your uma gets 4th in a G1
>you and your uma get death threats
>MOOD DOWN

Golshi

>>715914864
It's not a pickle, and Haru is too innocent. Mayano wants it BAD though.

>>715914749
giwtwm

>>715914835
It's basically the soccer/basket/baseball of their world, I'm sure people bet but it isn't at the forefront.

>>715914485
>worst
yes (for now)
>never useful
no, some horses or cards have built in pace skills that end up making it the best choice over other strategies even if they have multiple As

It’s been so long since I’ve been able to acquire Homestretch Haste. Everyone refuses to hit it. I feel so powerless without Homestretch Haste to cheese with

>>715914142
>useless on frontrunners
it's acceleration at the start of the FINAL STRETCH bwo
even frontrunners have to accelerate to their 1200 speed final spurt

>>715915060
What if you get two cards with it?

>>715910465
OI
TEME

>>715915060
bro ur triumphant pulse cross skill?

What's a good place to buy Uma merch? This TM Opera fig for $40 seems nice, just wondering if there's a cheaper place

>>715908347 (OP)
>Discount MLP

>>715914861
What else would it be, concrete?

How fast are horses irl? Can the racing ones do like a mile in a minute?

>>715911002
>I have 3 copies of her
Keep rerolling until you have 4 copies so she's actually usable before the half-anni sunstone

>>715915268
>see horses girls
>think of GR5
mindbroken

>>715914835
>What Japanese racing has done well is create fans of the sport, as opposed to creating punters / gamblers with an interest in the sport. The JRA and NAR marketing campaigns don’t promote or even mention the gambling side. Instead they promote the sport of racing and most importantly the heroes of the sport, in particular the horses then the jockeys.
>They are not there to party or pose for Instagram, they are there for day out. You’ll see average people, often with their families or friends enjoying the day, the sport and the environment. Eating, drinking, laughing and betting. If the people do dress up it’s in t-shirt imitations of their favourite horse’s silks giving it a much more pro-sport vibe than any fascinator
https://www.ttrausnz.com.au/edition/2024-08-17/why-is-racing-so-popular-in-japan

>Farming for stamina sparks
>Did a fun Daiwa Scarlet run, everything went well
>1 star wit spark
>3 STAR TURF spark
Fuck you for the wit spark but thanks for the turf spark I guess, that’ll go to the eventual Urara arima kinen autism run.

>>715914835
The setting operates on the same level as a children's cartoon. Think Inazuma Eleven. Just don't think too much about it.

>>715913785
matikanefukukangaroo

>>715915321
Turf like in Japan and the UK

>>715914856
And they also get boxed in all the fucking time.

>>715910782
first anniversary patch iirc

>>715915263
you should ask >>>/a/buyfag
they can recommend some good places
also buyfinder.moe

off if only there was a way to win 100% with every uma...
>Professor of Curvature enters the room

>>715915263
those are trash, they literally fill the claw machines with these ones.
wouldn't pay more than 20 for that.

>>715913792
>admitting to visiting trannyera

>>715915349
>>715915008
interesting. I thought horse racing was only for elderly gambling junkies who want to have a refined gambling experience rather than a degenerate one.
I guess it is cool that the horses are celebrities, but why do yakuza control the racing scene if there isn't gambling at the forefront.

Matt

>>715913792
They will Seethe and drop the game once wedding mayano is out

>>715915618
money laundering, retard

>>715914547
I thought she was bland as fuck at first but she has one of the sweetest careers in the game. Like genuinely wholesome and endearing and I bet my ass that whoever wrote it really wanted to turn it into a cute romance.

>>715915195
What about having both though? I love slapping on a bunch of end race skills and seeing the Uma pop off like a bottle rocket

>>715911295
Urara will become too depressed to harvest carrots anymore

>>715915365
Not when serious injuries are so recurring and realistic physics are taken into account (in the case of CinGray for example), in Inazuma Eleven they're made of steel or something.

>>715915598
watching team trials race, first corner
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature
>Swinging Maestro
>Professor of Curvature

>>715915598
plus Swinging Maestro and the URA finals are a breeze

I got my first win earlier with Daiwa Scarlet and I also got the hot spring visit with her. I guess I have to love big-titted tsunderes now

>>715909368
Rice is peak imoutowife.
https://exhentai.org/g/3437679/f1ab4b2ce2/

>>715915349
To be quite honest I really disliked the ad by the JRA it showed.
I'm not saying they need to run an ad with their takes on uma-ing the horses, but that would be rad.

How long did it take for you to recognize each horse's voice by heart from booting up the game

>>715908347 (OP)
It's insane just how much misinformation there is thanks to JPggers.

>>715915984
I don't need more mini carrot jelly, man

>>715916116
This one was sweet, but I don't love how he draws Rice. Her face is always a little off and her body is too, she should be a bit more loli. People draw her chest too large when her official measurments put her at near flat.

>>715908783
>mayo and Teio are roomies
>you never see them interact outside of the anime
weird

>>715911125
>awful mood icon in the background
>Haru is hunched over
i cant

>>715916147
yeah I think it's way cooler when they're promoting storylines instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByGQF-123o

Finally a decent run, too bad the sparks are nothing to write about

>>715914397
the judges love stam

>>715912992
>also, what happens to always online games like these when they reach EOS, every profile gets deleted?
usually they just die the app doesnt work and you cant do shit. occasionally they make an offline mode app. this is extremely rare out of like 10k dead gatchas like 5 have done that.

>>715909249
>discord tells me not to trade the literal useless SSR
Thats when i knew they dont know jack shit

Is it worth getting stabbed by that weirdo in glasses

>>715916354
The 1star guts memes are real

>>715912992
CyGames will kill Granblue Fantasy before they kill Uma Musume

>>715909384
Biwa is literally one of the smartest umas

>>715914861
Dirt is just easier to maintain and American horses are traditionally bred to run dirt tracks

>>715916428
Are you spark farming or going for a super strong PVP Horse? If farming no, variance not worth it. If PVP then yes.

>>715916428
unless its very early in the Career run no

>>715909420
>look up Zenno fanart
>90% of art gave her 20x bigger tits
But why.

>still haven't gotten a single speed spark
I swear this shit is rigged. I've gotten literally every stat but speed.

>>715916428
Your run is basically fucked if you fail.
>-15 to all stats
>mood tanks
>random debuff.

>>715916354
If my first 3 star spark is guts this game is going down the toilet.

This little brat makes me so mad!

>>715916572
You’re better off with different stat sparks cause’ speed is what you’re most likely spamming the most in career anyway.

>>715916428
yes, but understand the fail rates of the diffrent options and don't pick the retarded ones.
>>715916583
you failed the knowledge check

>>715911953
taiki speaks to you in cute engrish

>>715916572
speed is the easiest to train. a speed spark is a guts spark to me

>>715912526
did you winned?

>>715916661
The problem is I want to get a 3 star in other sparks too, but they're harder to focus on without tanking your entire run.

>>715915263
I have a few of those, they are prize figures and they are nice if you want mech of your favourite uma (too bad my favourite MATIKANEFUKUKITARU has nothing), but they are not worth $40. Like the other anon said, $20-25 is a good price.
If you plan on buying more than one you should check Mandarake, that TM fig is like $3 there, but since shipping tends to be expensive the trick is to buy a few.

>>715916597
i've never had guts get anywhere close to the 600 required for 3*

>>715916793
2 spark stam/power legacies from your grind will make getting +600 in both much easier as you go
even better with the 3 guest legacies per day

I don't know how build Matikanefukukitaru correctly I think, can't win the URA finals with her.

>>715916761
Yes, I did winnered

>>715916795
any chance of you taking pictures? the stock photos make them look nice enough but you dont get the reality of some random guys potato phone.
like would you rather have that or a nendroid?

>>715916972
My problem is, I'm trying to get past the 2 stars. And 600 isn't enough, I don't feel comfortable until I hit that 1100 and that's much harder.

>>715917051
hooooraaaay! booobies!

>>715917064
prize figures are generally lower quality because they're arcade machine prizes but good enough to still put on your shelf.

>>715916992
my first and only career with her

>>715916617
What should we do about this brat?

>think Agnes Tachyon is just le crazy scientist character trope
>watch the movie
Skyrocketed into my personal top 3 with that story, damn.

AIEEEEE Not like this Rudolf-sama!

>>715917324
>that support lineup
It never even began for us lucklets.

I love her puns

Nice win, trainer-san! Here's your 1 star guts spark!

>>715917064
It's nighttime and flash it's the worst enemy of decent photos, but here
I'm not a fan of nendos, but they are completely different style of figs
The good thing about prize figs is that your favourite uma probably has one, while with nendos, it's basically a popularity contest

>>715916992
How do you do your other late umas? I don't feel like I'm qualified to give advice, but you'll want power, I personally like positioning skills for late and end closers, since her unique skill only opens the way, you'll want things that increase speed like rudolph's
>>715917324
The true goat

>>715917325
correction training

>>715917525
Is that a wig? Why is her front hair a different colour?

>>715917608
First time doing Late Surger, I've only done Pace Chasers and if I can into A or S Aptitude for it then I just switch over to doing that instead. I unfortunately have no Rudolf friends.

>>715914481
Nope, even bigger.

I kinda forgot that Mood can affect training results.

>>715917519
It's an event card MLB that was free to everyone and 250 rolls on Kita banner that was free to everyone who saved
I do agree I got lucky with no rerolls or anything though yeah.
Still end up borrowing SC for every career

>>715917764
Anon... shes old. shes balding

>>715917945
What does attributes while running means?

>>715918159
your uma stats times 1.02

>>715917668
>that chubby tummy
you aren't training her hard enough

>>715918159
I think their stats get higher when they're in race.

I got a 3 star spark but it's for Pace Chaser. I don't know how to feel

I should be her trainer not that whore Kiryuin.
Kiryuin trained her to be a LOSER. If I was her trainer she'd win the URA finals and be the most popular Uma in the world.

>>715917945
in early game before the debut 10% can mean an extra 20 speed, power and stamina which is quite important, thanks for the info

>>715918292
What is the closest playable Uma to Happy Meek? Some JP-only for now?

>>715915263
these aren't worth $40, trust me.

>>715917768
you can fug my horse if you want
217418657393
6sta/3pow
Red Shift is late speed. Don't think I've tried it on Late though, but the sparks should help get her into position for it

>>715917608
I'm also wondering with the priority is for training if you don't mind giving some tips.

>>715918292
>Kiryuin doesn't have an MLB Kitasan Black or MLB SRs
It's like a f2p meeting a whale in PvP. Of course you're going to beat her

>>715918292
her cute meeky voice makes me so weak

>>715918285
you can make an uma have an S rank for pace. not sure how much better that is though

>try to make a late surger build
>get boxed 4 times in a row in ura finale
epic

>>715915618
Same reason the mafia controls construction and gangbangers become landlords.

>>715918801
i only managed to make late work with oguri

>>715918851
i won a career with king halo recently. god, she's cute.

>>715918608
Sure, at first you'll want to raise the friendships to get rainbow trainings, so go with whatever training has the most friends, then you'll want power over speed, since late surgers get a hidden speed boost when passing (or so I heard), skills are important too, so if there's no friends to train with, try doing a race, specially if it's a G1,

>>715918851
oguri was the easiest one to win with late surger for me as well

>>715918608
it depends on your legacy sparks and support deck really.
With Late I'd want to end up with a bit more power than speed. Speed training gives power anyway so just mainly do that and just do power when the friends line up for it
I also use summer camps to push a "harder" stat to where I want it
None of it matters if you lack the stam though so maybe try to get that from legacies, unless you have better stam card options than speed

>threads have slowed to a crawl
what killed the hype?

The merch talk made me go look for it, I can't find shit
I'm gonna make my own opera chibi

>>715919359
>345 posts in ~3 hours
is that considered slow on here?

>>715915263
I got a similar sort of figure of Fuji and it was worth the discounted price of an unopened secondhand at like 1200 yen but honestly I would not have paid much more for it than that if the box actually made the real figure visible, seeing and feeling it upon opening made me realize why the prices for these sorts of figures were so low all over Akiba

Oaks or Derby for Daiwa Scarlet?
I already lost Oka Sho

Say her name

>>715919804
Horsenberg

>>715919804
Makitanefukukitaru!

>>715919804
AAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

EL CONDOR PASA

>>715919804
SEKAI SAIKYOU!!! El CONDOR PASAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
guide by a japanese speaking english. he also says kitasan black is extremely important as well as high wit for skill activations

>>715919780
the one you lack for completing your trophy collection

>>715919804
el trabajador caca

>finally start using guests
>immediately get A rank
guess that was the move
shit sparks but still, nice

>Doing a Scarlet run
>Late start on the URA finals
>Gets boxed in until the second corner
>Finally gets free and procs her speed skills
>Makes it to first and keeps it until the home stretch
>Air Groove starts to pass her
>Scarlet procs her unique skill and wins by a neck
I was on the edge of my goddamn seat

>>715919804

>>715920210
We need a save replays function

>>715920214
>Career goals incomplete

>>715920174
>borrowing mlb kitasan
you didn't get A rank.

>>715920060
>learning a whole-ass new language to make a guide video
gacha autism knows no bounds

>>715917595
they look decent enough, if its under 30 bucks and a horse you like seems fine.

>>715920306
nip fans were replying to new western fans in twitter, there's actually a lot of exchange going on.

4958 BALES OF RYE GRASS FOR HARU

Whoever thought of putting in the crane game mission should be shot

>>715908758
>Short Term
Yes.
>Long Term
Who knows. Most people don't know what goes on foal to glue factory in horse racing. I like seeing horses run and race but makes me sad to know about what goes on behind the scenes.

Jockey Club isn't dumb enough to not know about the interest this can bring back to Race Horse gambling. I'm more interested to see what dumb shenanigans PETA and Humane Society will try once their eyes get on the game.

>go through an entire career without getting all 3 super creek events
i think i need to slot less SSRs…

>>715917883
The only playable horse with tits (slightly) bigger than Shuttle is Super Creek, so it was probably her.

>>715914656
true but i liked how they adapted teio's arc, the miracle race was kino

>>715920624
Yep, I think it was her.

>>715920774

>>715917481
Hey i saw an anime about this

>>715920060
This video is a vibe lmao

My grind is finally over bros...

>get a Teio
>easiest career I've ever done

>>715920892
Now you can begin your grind for good sparks on her!

>>715920807
Should Umas wear this around trainers?

>>715920537
It would be funny to see PETA try to get their grubby little hands on this.

You dropped this

>>715921001
only during Stamina training

>>715920946
This but Ogurin.

>>715920547
yeah, hate this. Get first 2 early and save the points
>waiting
>waiting
Late senior year long race... Fine I'll buy an assortment of blue skills then
After next training she's there with Maestro but won't be getting any of my goo-goos

>>715915690
Because she is a normie and good with people outside of horse racing. Not to mention self-aware in a sea of autistic and/or schizo umas.

>>715908758
I started watching so many horse videos on youtube...

>>715920892
Now the potential grind

>>715920537
I'd like to verify if its true that the reason Haru Urara went 113 races and 0 victories was because simply racing was the only way for her to be profitable and she had very little rest inbetween. Just run ragged.
And then after her career was over she was shoved onto some podunk farm for years with little room or food because she wasn't good enough for breeding nor good enough for farm work

should i play a Nice Nature career or a Matikanefukukitaru career? they're the only trainees i haven't played with yet

>>715920494
It's really easy once you learn
>Slow and fast can grab first and second but only super can grab third consistently
>Standing Cuties are the only real targets
>Release the button just after the claw passes the cutie

>>715920537
Yuki-chan looks like she just heard some really disturbing new.

>>715921615
Nice nattie is more forgiving

>>715909901
>>715913250
>>715909680
I'm here too and it feels like this is a pretty obvious gacha trap
I'm not going to get A ranks or any more free ten pulls because I've exhausted the missions, grinding for 3 star sparks is pretty boring, and the only way I'm going to get the support cards or trainee stars to move forward in the game is to spend money.

I might keep the game installed to see if the next event gives a big batch of free pulls but until then I'm probably done.

How should I build Ogurin? pace chaser or late surger?

the game is really shallow, whats the point of going on when the endgame is extremely pay2win pvp races

>>715921436
>nor good enough for farm work
Is there any serious farm work left for horses that a machine wouldn't do cheaper?

>>715920946
That's why they call her the greatest of all time.

>>715919804
el condor pasa o algo

the stamina reqs outside of career are so fucking brutal, this is my best horse and if she doesn't proc every single skill I'm just fucked, how am I supposed to squeeze in 500 extra stamina in career its lock every time how much training I can do and still have to have enough of everything else to actually clear career

>>715921615
por que no los dos

>>715921904
the friends you made along the way. whats the point playing metal gear solid peace walker if the endgame is the game ending?

>>715921904
I don't give a singular shart about your 'endgame'

>>715921904
its fun seeing all the different horses win using different strategies and cards that need good synergy to bring out their full potential

>>715920892
literally what is this?

>>715920892
congrats
meanwhile i'm still using my gems to get kita instead of pulling for my horsewife...

>>715922215
a cow

>>715922124
i don't wanna burn out so i'm just doing 1 career a day

>>715922163
once you've done career with few girls you've seen it all

https://exhentai.org/g/3447674/800b2f6b06/
hell yeah brother

>>715921436
I don't know what happened to the mare after she stopped racing and before I took care of her but as a horse person, it was common seeing retired race horses everywhere but especially as rescues. It's called wastage but you hope one of these horses will be the big winner and if not, they go to Canada or Mexico for meat processing if someone doesn't save them at the auction.

The other problem with keeping them is they tend to have a high metabolism then other horse breeds, they're hot-blooded (which means hyperactive and little harder to handle), and somewhat fragile so can't live in many areas. So very glad Urara is able to live much nicer whether shortly after the shitty ranch or whenever the movie and game helped her.

In the US it costs around $400-600 a month to maintain a non-working horse, not including vet care and farrier (hoof person). Its less if you live on some back-ass place like Texas or Montana. Or you can let them loose in the desert like Arizona or Nevada.

>>715921942
Ranching (beef cattle/cowboy work and even then 4x4s are starting to edge them out).
Bypassing environmental regulations in nature senstive areas like Federal Forests and Refuges. Draft horses and mules are especially used here including in europe.
Amnish still use shitloads of horses.

As for thoroughbreds, the race horse breed all Umas are, they might get use for competition in some English events, which is like that Fence Jumping stuff and moving fun. They're tend to not be good beginner or teaching horses because of how hot-blooded they are.

I have ZERO clue how retired races are handled in Japan, especially if they are losers. Same for yurop/UK.

>>715922110
Just aim for 600-800 stam every game for everything that isn't spark fodder

>>715912056
>>715912849
I want to try

>>715922487
If you're not in the game to try and make your favourite uma as strong as possible (within reason) and the read the stories of all the other uma then you picked up this game specifically because it was FotM.
I'm kicking myself for not looking into the game much earlier because I fucking love raising sims especially ones with stories.

>>715908758
I think it depends on who you ask this question. Average gachababs couldn't careless whether it's Taihou, HK416 or Daiwa Scarlet. They don't really care about the inspiration it took from beyond surface level knowledge needed to enjoy the game.

>keep drawing 3star horses
>but not the ones I want
The fuck am I supposed to do with Teio? I want Big boobs cowboy and autistic robohorse

Is there a King Halo torture sim. That bitch is making me go insane.

>>715922747
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO
guess youre second-rate

>>715922553
what even qualifies as a workhorse nowadays? All I know that police uses them but thats it.

>>715922215
star unlock screen, the place you use your star pieces

>>715920060
This is pretty fucking based. You better watch this video, like, and subscribe.

>>715922747
same except grass wonder
win a fucking 1st place you cunt, three consecutive 2nd place maiden race finishes will lose the fucking career.

>>715922110
If you need to give up Speed for Stam, do it.

>>715922747
The path of the king is not for the frail of heart.

>>715922747
yeah, it's called infinite

>>715922976
Literally pointless, if you have more speed to run the race faster your stamina will have less time to drain

>>715922553
>I have ZERO clue how retired races are handled in Japan
I fear for those horses. After hearing the story of Ueno zoo during WW2 I can't imagine they suddenly grew a conscience and started caring about animal welfare in the short interim since then.

>>715923069
based as fuck

How come I sometimes get events for cards I don't have equipped or even own.

>>715922787
Good question! Basically how much effort they're putting in. Draft horse pulling something everyday. An actively racing race horse (besides hay, thoroughbreds eat shitloads of grain between races, even mine that wasn't racing). A horse taken for trail riding every few days.

It's no different from you doing any exercise whether for work, to lose weight, or have gains. Pic related. Its a Quarterhorse (the most common breed of horse in the US and horse of choice for cowboys) but in competition for having muscles!

>>715923160
It just be that way

>>715923069
speed only affects the final leg of the race. wit and strategy is what determines your speed for the first 70% of the race

>>715923160
They mention this in the tutorial, it's a thing because "the academy is a big place".
It adds some random factor even if you're playing the same cards over and over.

>>715923105
I hear Hokkaido has a strong ranching culture so horses up there probably have a better post-work culture. I have no idea if that is where Urara is at.

Oh shit, it's Kitas-

>>715923408
Yea, Urara is big chilling in Hokkaido

>>715922532

>>715923408
Her bangs are just like the uma
>>715923467
Very good news

>>715923427
There's not enough space for two long sleeved characters in this academy

Welp just failed Goldshi's career guess Ill do Agnes now

>>715921904
The endgame is breeding uberhorses

HIIII~ TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU

>>715923105
>After hearing the story of Ueno zoo during WW2
Literally every single city was firebombed, especially Tokyo (which is where Ueno zoo is). They were starving and couldnt even feed themselves, how do you expect them to feed zoo animals?

>>715923359
When you put endgame Umas against earlygame Umas (for example doing the daily race in Easy Mode), your Uma will lead the race even if she's like a latesurger/endrunner because she's too fast for the rest.

>>715923694
She's so fucking cute. I don't see stuff like that because I always have her as my main girl.

>>715923804
>how do you expect them to feed zoo animals?
Putting them down ethically, not just starving and ignoring them

KING

What's the lore of this guy in the game?
Isn't he basically the progenitor of most of the cast?
Does he show up?
Does he speak English?

>>715923731
Waow it's just like real life

>>715908758
Cygames sponsored a race in my country (France), but it didn't have much Umamusume advertising. Seems like they are not ready to go full anime yet.

>>715923359
I want a STAMINA BAR and a SPEED BAR that you can fucking SEE added to the game
NOW

>>715923427
sexo con el diamante caballa

>>715923871
maybe AI wasn't such a good idea..

Train your ticket!

>>715923770
Foreigners like this should be real

>>715924104
Takes away from the unpredictable factor, you need to "feel" like a real trainer training his horse.

>>715923916
(s)he's a ghost

>>715924092
In the US, most people interested in Horse Racing are older people, especially as far as gambling goes. Reason why it would be very funny is horse racing gets a revival among younger people. I plan on going to the nearby track when race season starts since I make money now.

>>715923731
>Failed uberhorses get """transferred"""

>>715923860
Give Haru a break a put some other girl as the main

>>715923160
>Randomly get pic related
>Lose 10 energy for +5 to speed and stamina and +10 to guts
T-thanks...

>>715908347 (OP)
I really enjoyed seeing Twin Turbo BTFO of this quitter.

I wish horses were real...

>>715921436
The famous jockey that rode her once to try to get her a win, Take Yutaka, said she tried hard but just wasn't very fast.

>>715923731
Would (you) get involved in horse racing?

>>715921904
The endgame is a eugenics program that can get Haru Urara a win at the Arima Kinen

So there are definitely huge, even stronger draft horse girls that just aren't the focus right
Big 240cm~ tall girls who can deadlift a ton
Real amazons who can pull trucks out of ditches their own damn selves

This girl seems a bit weird.

>>715924541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ
>Skibidi Rizz needs to lock in
kino

I hate Vodka so fucking much it's unreal.
This is the second(2nd) time she's done this poorly in her debut. I LITERALLY have never had another girl do worse than 2nd place and yet this stupid bitch always gets 7th-9th.

>>715924792
>hating Vodka
ngmi

>>715924792
>Pace
>Debut
RUN EVERYONE FRONT
EVERY SINGLE ONE

>>715924664
The biggest horse is Akebono who is 180 cm and that's the absolute tallest that will EVER be in the game probably

>>715924793
Blame sega, as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnd7Pb9ZxuU
I always stop in the lobby whenever this song plays

>muh dommy mommy tall wimminz

>>715924793
kek i haven't even seen a single /v/ thread for that game lately

>>715924941
I thought it was that American horse My Baby something

>>715923408
Her previous owner was shitty and took her away to who knows where for 10 years. She was then given to that ranch in Hokkaido where she's been taken good care of

>>715925207
not canon

>>715924664
>in the medieval and renaissance period of this universe's world history, there were huge heavily armored war umas that ran fierce cavalry charges during times of war

>>715925076
Who is the Cirno of hors game?

>>715925207
She's not in the game but you are right she's taller. I don't know if they put American horses in this game

>>715925207
Michelle My Baby is anime only, not in game

>>715925138
The subway slammer had potential, but the memes just stopped out of nowhere

>>715925317
kek the hair even looks like hers

>>715925275
so thats where all the male umas went

Will you roll for Fortnite Dance?

>>715924320
I wish girls with freckles were real...

>>715925417
>fucking flossing in her victory animation
gonna be a miss for me

>>715925275
>ywn be a squire for a medieval uma knight

>>715924320
Could be worse
>Golshi takes 10 energy and gives you 25 guts

>>715925275
I am sure giant amazonian Umas still exist.

>>715925279
Maybe Twin Turbo: little gremlin, goes all out always, dumb, reckless, definitely not the most skilled.

>>715925417
Waiting for something better
https://youtu.be/opCiPY9OZgQ?si=MzbcBBt4_osRvFAc

I fucking hate her.
I legit would remove her from my account if it would let me.

>>715925417
Just the right amount of obnoxious, I would remove the lipstick though, nice art too

>>715925417
Am I going to have to learn this shit in real life just to make sure horses with cringeworthy names don't get into a gacha game?

>>715925417
>global exclusive.jpg
Would the Japs seethe as much if they started doing this for fhis game?
Secretariat would be a great get for sure.

>>715925076
I want to be overpowered by an uma that only comes up to my chest

>20 bucks for a 10 pull with 0.5% drop on cards
Jesus christ is that normal for a gacha? I'm a bit of a gacha newfag so I have no frame of reference.

>>715925609
Are you watching the races? What is the cause?
When all else fails, train more wit

>>715925749
This game has layers of RNG on top of RNG but at least the gameplay loop is more accessible, if supremely frustrating.

>>715925758
>What is the cause?
the cause is Vodka is a useless CUNT

>>715925609
>pace
I did fine putting her in Late on my first try. Pace just doesn't feel like it functions because I never win with it.

>>715925609
Hmm. How much gas does she have? She doesnt have any stat buff for stamina training and your only SR in your allstar deck is the stamina one
>>715925758
i mean that anon has Fine Motion so the wit training ought to come naturally

redo the next career as front until she gets some brains then do late surger...

>>715925741
>Marvellous Sunday grabs you around the waist and forces her Marvellous Sundays directly against your dick
>Her grip is too strong for you to pull away
>She taunts you the whole time in her squeaky voice

>>715925609
post stats

>>715925749
cygames/JP gachas are the worse. anything that isn't a special limited offer like the starter packs and anniversary selectors are rip-offs only whales buy.

>>715925609
It's just a bad day, let's drink and try again later

>>715925609
I had trouble failed at Derby on my first try but upping her focusing on her stamina took me easily to URA finals on the second try. Now I'm trying a power buid with her.

>first Rest in pre debut Sleep Deprived + Night Owl
>no Mood events proc until second year
>fail two early Training that was 15% and 20%
>2 migraine events and Mejiro Glum Gut event that dropped mood to Bad twice
>Love Story event that procced Slacker
>fail a major training chance at 35% late run that gave -5 all stats and debuff
>Tazuna SSR never procced dates until late Senior Year, no safety net that would have otherwise let me bounce back
>lose semifinals
>shit sparks
Never before had a more frustrating and cursed run

>>715925935
>the whales
There are seriously people out there dropping hundreds of dollars to get a million silvers and golds before getting kitasan and then turning around and dropping another hundred on the actual girls themselves? who the fuck are these people? Are they in credit card debt because no reasonable person does this.

>>715926123
you used all your bad luck
time to pull the gacha

>>715925935
>>715925749

Yeah i wish i could fucking dolphin in this game, but i cant find any excuse to. Just those two SSR ticket+10pull packets and the newbie packs, just to pay for daily paid-carat tickets. That's absolutely it...

I dont know what the fuck happened after covid but during my days of playing Granblue Fantasy, CyGames was much nicer or maybe my memory got foggy.
You could save up for celebratory periods where they double the rates from 3% to 6%, and sometimes you could outright pay for an SSR selector ticket like twice a year i think...

She won tissues in the raffle then next day got a migraine
I FUCKING HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY FUCK

>>715910907
>When the camera angles low at a corner as she overtakes at full speed so you can see her cheeks
Love it

>>715926123
>>Tazuna SSR never procced dates until late Senior Year
I was having this problem too, but I think having higher friendship with her helps, maybe is just a coincidence or placebo for me, but you definitely get a free mood from her first time

>>715925741
>nishinoflower_doing_judo.webm

>>715926357
Be nice to my autistic tomboy wife she's trying her best okay

>>715910907
The story mode literally flashbanged me with a Bourbon closeup to her panties

>>715925549
I just fucking got her too...

>>715926357
She's absorbing all the bad luck now, use your favorite for your next run, trust

>>715926357
You need power

>>715925749
Just do the monthly pack and maybe the beginner packs with a guaranteed 3* like any sane being

>>715926616
I know she needs more power but power never has anybody on it so I get like 9 if I train there and it's a waste

>>715926357
Also did you know date 2 and 4 of tazuna's event cures status conditions? I like that card a lot, I didn't realize she was an SSR while the trainer girl was an SR

>>715926674
you don't train power, dummy
you train speed and get power from it

>>715926357
Which position are you running her as?

>>715925749
No lol

What do the funny little symbols mean?

>>715926357

>>715926919
they're called letters, anon, and they represent sounds you can make with your mouth to form words, which each carry their own distinct meaning.

>>715923427
I literally have her at 3 stars I want to kms. Zero of kitasan black

>>715927017
Who is the Carlton of Umamusume?

>>715926919
we call them words.

>>715927074
I can't believe Rudolf didn't fix the air conditioner in the poolhouse. How could she be so cruelhouse?

>>715926123
I'm convinced she's the hardest horse in the game. I usually win on the first or at most third try, with her I'm on the 6th try now and it's looking mid.

>>715926780
Front runners can afford this, but not others.

>>715925910
>Cum
>Marvelous.wav

>>715926224
I should, but she got the Carrot Steak from the raffle, which I found out was a +2 Mood since she needed it

>>715927653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>715926357
>Walks past you*

>>715908520

>>715908520