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Teio!

who are you pulling/considering pulling?

>>534248839
Image cap (as in peak)?

Nooo Mihono don't spook me when I roll for Seiun in a couple weeks, noooo I would not like that at all pleeeease do not spook me~

hors

Digitan LOVE

The best

>>534249161
Get injured, bitch

>>534249205
Seiun
Tamamo
maybe Dia

Retarded horse love

After thinking about it, guts sparks are actually pretty good since you won't be training guts. It's almost the equivalent of a Stam spark isn't it?

what do you call a group of slutty uma?

horse

who we saving for

>looking up horses
>come across the orgin of tracens acadamy motto
>used to run 4mile (6km) races and win easily
damn imagine the uma

>>534249205
Narita Brian. Gentildonna.

girl please stop trying to turn yourself into a pretzel right before a big race

>>534249275
She'll get injured, and then become stronger for it

>>534249205
>Turbo nowhere to be seen
I cry

>>534248058
Her showing her face to you is more intimate to her than worrying about people seeing her body. She is very proud of her physique and would show her prowess if she could.

>>534249362
nice cope

>>534249205
Are those all separate banners? I'd love it if HishAma and Fuji were on the same one.

I love Opera!

Do horse girls experience heat?

>>534249205
Amazon
Cafe
Nishino

How many trainers in your club have quit?

>>534249364
sauce?

>>534249205
why they repeat Falco?

>>534249387
i thought the slogan was nonsense engrish, but once you learn it's real and the slogan of the real horse, it makes sense

who /waitingfor3*golshifromevent/ here

I want to rape Rice Shower

>training CM Horses
>suddenly get a 3* stam spark
>Legacy is unoptimal so I end up with an 8* horse

>>534249205
these are mine if u even care... i couldn't find agnes digital to list as a yellow "maybe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-P5bWHBNI it never ceases to amuse me how these hulking creatures are herbivores

>>534249536
How could anyone not?

>>534249624
Learning that Eclipse was a name made it instantly click
But yeah, assumed it was gibberish at first.

>>534249647
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE RICE SHOWER

>>534249689
omnivores

>>534249368
thats not a real word

>>534249689
>>>>>herbivores

I might have accidentally impregnated my trainee...

>>534249802
there are no accidents

>>534249689
>>534249792
Opportunist omnivore

I NEED HER

>>534249205
>F2P
>Want both Cafe and Tamamo
>Not sure if I'll be lucky enough for both
Bros, is it over?

>>534249792
there's two videos like this why did they do it?

>>534249802
>accidentally
Coward

>>534249205
god i actually want to pull for so many umas actually FUCK

>>534249205
>Seiun Sky this month
>Summer Maru in September
>Manhattan Cafe in November
>Christmas Oguri in December
>Valentine Mihono January
>Kitasan and Mambo in February
that's as far as I can see for now, god it's all happening way too quickly

>>534249792
Chimken nuggit

>>534249205
Manhattan Cafe
Tamamo Cross
Zenno Rob Roy
Dream Journey
Transcend

>>534249706
Me

>>534249205
>>534249669
>>534249972
the fuck are you guys doing?

>>534249802
like this but replace puncture with impregnation

royal grubber here
what's the Uma equivalent of Grand characters?

Finally got my first A rank Uma, and it was during my first run with my dear emperor, almost poetic.
I was thinking of buying some debuff skills for her to use her in the upcoming CM but my understanding is that you want a dedicated debuffer right? So I picked some endurance skills to compensate for her somewhat lacking stamina since I thought adding debuffs on her would just be a waste at this point.

pls don't rape your trainer, they have rights too

>>534249912
Well, at least Mambo is 2 stars.

>>534249792
what the fuck oguri

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534249205
I won't tell, so cyka games can't nerf her rates. But give more gibs nao!

>>534249891
Accumulate 60k nigga

>>534249912
Is it even possible to get that many carats a month or are you gonna paypig

>>534249792
did he died

>>534250193
>he

>general slowed down below gig, xivg, hsrg
>steam playercount down 200%
>no big streamers playing it anymore
>hype completely gone

what killed global?

Best Gold Ship I’ve raised so far. 2 POW 6 Stam for Spark tho

>>534249205
I'm gonna have to swipe in October since I want Eishin, Akebono, and Halloween Creek

>>534249972
>2 years until Gentildonna
I don't know if I'm gonna make it bros...

>>534250181
no no don't ask me that...I don't want to think about it right now...I'll get luckshit, I'm sure

>>534250072
>t. trainer whose academy lodging is concerningly accessable to the umamusume

>>534249467
So if I break her hymen it heals and becomes an impenetrable wall?

>>534250232
Fotm
honeymoon period ended

>>534250232
idk bwo reddit seems pretty active still

such a nut punch when you get decent rainbows only to have Maestro not pop

>>534250067
Congrats on the A! You're going to need 2-300 more stamina to be able to tank all those debuffers. I'd buy debuffs if that is all that was left.

>>534250181
Considering we're currently getting thirty(30) carats a day I'd say pretty fucking slim chance.

A

>>534250067
congrats bwo but
Iron Will is pretty bad and long corners wouldn't work in CM

Last spurt of Tenno Sho (Autumn) 2001
Everyone expects one of the two favourites, T.M. Opera O or Meisho Doto to win...
A man bets 1.3 million yen on Agnes Digital who after the last corner is 5th from the back...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4vCZxJTbI&t=124s

Guys you can’t think about the horses sexually okay

>>534250232
no event, no scenario, ura boring
it will spike again

>2nd 3* is an identical stamina/front runner on the same character, Suzuka
You can't make this shit up

>>534250232

Let me break it down to you:
>release content at double the pace to "catch up" (won't even catch up until 2031)
>don't adjust the rewards at all
>all the special launch bonuses to date have been carbon copies of download milestones JP got, plus JP got 10k+ more carats from anime releases early on

basically, the game is shitting out banner after banner every 1.5 weeks while you get 30 carats a day from dailies. the accelerated schedule does not include a reward adjustment, and most people are sick of watching banner after banner fly by and barely getting 2 rolls in one week.

>>534250316
Nope
Forget gorilla grip, she'll have a guillotine grip

>>534250392
How much can you realistically get in a month has anyone done the math?

>>534250462
I'm trying not to, I'm really trying not to, but my trainee keeps wafting her pussy stank toward me with her tail

Stop opening /umajp/ with your disgusting hand you nasty globalniggers read the fucking OP before posting you illiterate bunch of retards how can some of you not fucking read? How? People dumber than an ant deserve no place in this world and you should just shoot yourself in the attic you fucking retards

>he got 2 S stats?
>give him wit 1

>>534250232
The game's hype wears down dramatically after you raise all your horses and get your 9* spark.
There's nothing to do after that.
I don't want to do 3 career runs a day on the same fucking horse and skip every dialog, every race, and just press buttons to watch numbers go up.
It's boring. And they aren't giving out enough freebies.

>>534250462
You can’t stop me.

>>534250625
mmmmmmm nyo

Just get a job and pay using money you silly billies.
Surely you have enough excess income to fund a hobby or two yes?

>>534250625
no habla englace

>even though the derby is literally multiple months away, the fact you didn't sign up a year in advance means you are unable to participate in any classic g1s
why are japs so autistic about rules

>10 AM in Jakarta, 11 in Manila
>Numberfaggotry
OOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAH
NOT ENOUGH CHINESE ACCOUNT FARMS FOR ME TO SEE "CONNECTING" FOR 20 SECONDS
HOW CAN I SPIN IT AS A BAD THING BEFORE MY MOM'S PAG PAG IS DONE COOKING?

>>534250625
So true

Which one is better? 1k stam + maestro or 800 stam + maestro and bofa?

Should I just drop it if I haven't sunk much time into it yet?

>>534250625
did you get picked last in gym class again today?

>>534250462
>implying you have a choice

>>534250458
>deleted
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>534250705
>job
from the job tree?

doomsissies really jump on every opportunity they can

For you chiniggas, I hope your uma always gets the number 4

Agnes Digital at 2000 Mile Championship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4vCZxJTbI&t=124s

I dont get why anon is doom posting
Its not gonna make anyone here quit the game

What did S rank track do again?

>>534250754
Never take BofA, if you have no other option you're wrong, your option is to glue the horse and get a better gold recovery in the next run.
1k stam + maestro

the fact that the honeymoon period for this game didn't even last 1 whole month makes me sad
the twitch section on uma is fucking barebones compared to when it was dominating

>>534250232
>steam playercount down 200%

>>534250625
>Seanigger having a false-flag melt down in the actual /uma/ general again
YOU'RE A SHIT TRAINER, GET OVER IT!

>>534250754
1k stam and maestro
bofa is very inconsistent

what did my uma mean by this?

>>534250803
I fucked up facts major style, sorry

>>534250941
I mean it’s a pretty awful game to watch it makes sense the numbers would go down

Skibidi Rizz will save /uma/

>>534249205
I have 17000 carrots right now and I want seiun and marusexy summer, is there any hope? f2pfag btw

>>534250821
...Yes?
Is that not where you got your job?

What is she scared of?

What Teio rape looks like:

Daitaku Helios

>>534251035
and here I thought you had a scare fit cuz you posted it into the wrong general or something

i do think it would be good if they gave at least 5 pulls in carats a week

getting only 1 10 pull a month doing dailies + assorted carats from ranking or other is kind of retarded

>ftw a real life little plush of oguri is much cheaper than buying a 10 pull

I love this general.
>no assholes
>no cuckposters
>welcoming community where anons support and complement each other’s umamusume
My home..

>>534249490
>ywn make a mock mask with your own hands so El can regain her confidence in the midst of the lovemaking
why even live

>>534251005
>you have to walk around smelling like horse ass for the rest of the day and if you try to clearn yourself up your trainee will get mad at you
such is the life of a trainer

>>534250941
no need to worry about the game's popularity, anon
once aoharu drops i'm sure it'll get a jump, as will most new career releases

>>534251104
Simple, but effective

>>534250469
why werent you using your first 3* stam suzuka

Late surger gods, please teach me your way of running

>>534251201
fat fuck

>>534251207
>no assholes
Not completely true, but those tend to be literal schizos so whatever.

>>534250910
>>534250976
Is bofa really that bad?
Damn so im just stuck with a single gold blue skill on non pace chaser umas for my CM builds

Anyone has the numbers for the club tiers by rank?

All umas are stupid nieghers

hons

>>534251230
I’ve been curious about this, do new careers give new dialogue and shit for everything or is just the career events

I tried riding my trainee by straddling her back and it went better than expected.

what do i need to turn oguri cap's b dirt into a? is a one star dirt spark enough?

>>534249205
Eishin tits flash
Mejiro Dowife
Tama

>>534250941
it literally went as it would always would have gone. Just ask yourself, do you still watch the WHOLE races in your runs? no? then why do you think people doesn't stream it anymore. It's not a game that is entertaining to watch (at least not after a while). pretty simple.

>>534251345
CUTE Nature
CUTE

>>534251098
>tfw air bags go off at the last sec

Tokai teio Tokai teio Tokai teio Tokai teio

>>534249205
Seiun
Manhat
Val Bourbon
Kitasan
Palmer
NY Tamamo
NY Kita
Helios

>>534251329
sometimes its good, sometimes it activates right at the start of the race

>>534249205
>Kukulkan and Saint Jade next month
I need more time....

>>534251367
it's just the career events to my knowledge, trainees don't get new stories or anything like that
but said careers will only get more and more involved than URA Finals is on your run, so between the new gameplay mechanics and story events it should feel fresh enough

>>534251157
I'd rather not give digibros a bad name as people that can't even check basic facts
Have this video of Digitan beating Oguri's record time at yasuda kinen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7nEx4ChM_g

can you use items in cm like you can during team trials?

>>534251443
>Mejiro Dowife
>mfw she has had children with nearly all the other umas in the fucking game
she is for the streets (grasslands?)

a piano is gonna fall on me tomorrow

>>534251630
to be fair most people play ffxiv on standalone

Any usable Pow card? Like legit running triple or 4 spd card feels better

Umavets time is running out do I go with top or bottom? Top is 6stam/2power/6med bottom is 7stam/5med/2turf

>>534251630
>actually citing xiv steamcharts
everyone knows people play xiv on sqenix launcher

>encroaching shadow check next month
are you ready?

>hur dur player numbers hur dur dur dur
that's great, now post the actual player numbers, so we can find your source for these claims and if they're bullshit or made the fuck up.
oh? your source is the STEAM player base, nothing but that, because you have no numbers on the MAIN player base that plays this on their phone? how tragic indeed... almost like you have a weird narrative going or something...
>nooo when steam is down then so are consoles/mobile numbers!!
sure, but doubtfully by the same degree, because the mobile market is COMPLETELY fucking different to PC player and their habits.

>>534251327
Thread is fast enough to have a mod sitting on it. So, the vast majority of retards get filtered out regularly.

>>534251327
Yeah but compared to other communities where mc x heroines are frowned upon/despised, they’re simply a minority.

I just started the anime and I’m on episode 5 and enjoying it :3

>>534251713
vodka has 70 specialty priority at 0 uncap and gives breath of fresh air

>Need to roll on creek banner to improve my deck
>But need to roll on seiun sky banner because cutie
FUCK MY GAY ASS LIFE

Wishing death on every person that gets lucky on banners because I NEVER GET FUCKING LUCKY FUCK THIS GMAE NAD FUCK MY LIFE

reee

>>534249362
when it's a 3* guts spark sure.

>>534251764
What's the general saying?

>>534251713
vodka/bourbon/condor

>>534251729
Just like most people play gacha games are the phone

>>534251806
Time to use THAT

>>534251207
Nah that's false. You just need to say you paid for a drawing and 5 people will call you a cuck and say use AI.

I need an invite to a /vg/ /uma/ club, I left a random one I joined for the free carats yesterday

trainer ID: 883 849 112 258

I will own

>>534251882
own what

>>534251734
why does oguri's mom look like a proper MILF, but rudolf and maruzensky who have been at tracen for multiple decades look the exact same? are umas like pokemon who only evolve into their next form when certain conditions are met?

>>534251627
pls respond

>>534251613
horse race commentators are crazy

>>534249689
they're omnivores that eat plants because they don't fight back. they will gladly eat meat that fits in their mouth and doesn't fight back.

>>534251329
you want your stamina recovery to happen in the 2nd/middle leg of a race
bofa can proc in the 1st leg when you likely haven't used up enough energy to take full advantage of the recovery, or in the 3rd leg when your uma is in their last spurt and they won't recalculate how long they can do their spurt for if you recover stamina during it
so 2/3rds of the time it procs it happens at a bad time, it's why it gets buffed later on to only occur in the 2nd leg of a race

>>534251630
same story on 4stats, I know it's shitposting but it can be fun
also what the fuck is project epoch?

HE'S FAT

>>534251817
This is probably the luckiest gacha experience I’ve ever had in my life, I started when kitasan black came out and from the free shit they give you at the beginning I got 2 fine motions a super creek and a kitasan black lmao

Why does Winning Ticket cry so much?

>>534252010
private wow server I think

>>534252031
He's a big guy.

>>534252085
4u

Fine me a mutt stallion that could believe hard enough to be a winner, im talking not even close to proper parentage just a specimen that's raw base mutt stat line is enough to offset his lackluster pedigree

>>534251872
I bought rookie pack A/B and the daily carat one so I'm not opposed to questionable spending but the standard packs are too poor value even for me

>>534249689
I can't read runes, does this say they feed them berries as a reward for winning a G1 or what?

>>534252031
>be american
>lean and athletic. A running machine
>moves to japan
>gets comically fat
Wasn't it the other way around?

>>534251953
I agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=557urGosWG4

>>534252010
>/gig/ and /hsrg/ nowhere to be found
OH NO NO NO0

>>534251941
nyo

>>534251210
I need a doujin like this

>>534251746
>have a mod sitting on it
>retards get filtered out regularly.
I somehow doubt both of those, but I'm probably too casual about the thread, missing out on the "deleted" posts. And no, I don't count porn posts being deleted, those are mandatory. Mind you that I don't read the threads that appear while I'm asleep, so what do I know.

>>534250487
wow another doompost whining and lying by pretending the 1500 carats for #1 on steam was on the JP schedule (it wasn't).
it's obvious when you're online because you tell the same lies worded the same way every day around the same time.

>breed god-tier parent
>+40 followers in a week
>max club points every day
>check the database for myself
>I'm in there
How did they find me?

>>534252274
ok thanks. then i can't make a soft ground team...

>put up 9* Maruzensky before bed
>have now double the followers
I didn't have many to start out with since everyone and their mother has mlb Kita, but it's still nice.

>the anti-breath of fresh air sentiment is spreading
well what fucking stamina restore do you want me to use besides swinging maestro, wise guy

>>534252274
i mean nyo, you cant use items

>>534251714
I'd take top for the ura spark

>>534252003
when is the buff?

>>534252364
I know who you are, John. You can't hide from me

>>534252403
Race Planner

>>534252364
We're in your walls.

>>534251881
That’s not cool. For the past several years I’ve been paying artist’s to draw fanart for me and not once would I dare to use AI. I’d like to request Uma x trainer fanart someday but those ai cucks can suck a carrot

Give me a single legitimate reason as to why Front Running is not the OBJECTIVE best strategy in this game
I'm serious

Dantsu Flame

Is Trackblazer worth it for Bourbon?

>>534249120 (OP)
Toreina-san should be with his fellow ningens not whorses

>>534252147
Mihono bourbon almost got away with a triple crown.
I think the first lose of Rudolph had was against a literal who horse the owner sent instead of his favorite, I may be confused since I'm not a Rudolph lore master and only read about it once.

>>534252403
Breath of Fresh Air is fine.

>>534252364
what constitutes a good parent besides *9 stam/power spark

>>534252429
nta but what does the ura spark even do?

>>534250487
it's hilarious seeing posts this delusionally full of misinformation.
>all the special launch bonuses to date have been carbon copies of download milestones JP got
So the #1 on steam bonus didn't exist?
>plus JP got 10k+ more carats from anime releases early on
Every single one of those is on our schedule too, we've already gotten several of them under generic names.
>most people are sick of watching banner after banner fly by and barely getting 2 rolls in one week.
Yeah we totally only get 2 rolls a week, what's that Golshi Week is starting and it contains roughly 80 pulls? Also, cute to say "most people" to try and mask the fact that you're the only one ever posting nonsense like this.

What do you call this?

What the actual fuck, no one wears panties at Tracen, it smells crazy here

>>534251207
I agree anon, I used to frequent /hsrg/ back when I still played Star Rail. /uma/ threads are heaven compared to that shithole

>>534252656
Stupid

>>534251734
>>534251973
I want to have sex with Oguri's Mom

>>534252640
good uniques, good whites on stuff like recovery skills. a maruzensky or tachyon unique will always be more valuable than, idk, rice shower or something

>>534249205
Brian, Gold City, Cafe at least

>>534250641
>THERES NO GAMEPLAY
ok then quit
>THEY DONT GIVE ENOUGH FREEBIES
oh, so you don't find the game unfun, you're just from SEA and begging for handouts. if you found the game unfun this wouldn't even pop into your head, you think there's a "lack of freebies" because you like them so much that getting tons multiple days a week isn't enough for you.

>>534252249
hoyotards are busy harassing youtubers because they gave the new wuwa story a 7/10

Do you guys also have to do 1 wit/rest during summer or do you guys have a trick?

>>534252656
Broken legs

>>534252439
I heard it's in the 1st anniversary patch, I'd like to know what else is changing with some patch notes but I can't seem to find any.

>>534252691
having come from /gig/ this place is heaven compared to the fucking worms and femorrhoids schizo posting of that place

THAT'S IT, I SWEAR I'LL PULL FOR HONSES NEXT TIME. NO MORE METASLAVING FOR CARDS, I'LL GET ALL MY HONSES THE RACE OUTFIT THEY DESERVE

>>534250727
It's why a lot of nips are envious of the point system the USA uses.

>>534252517
The struggle of having a favorite horse but they aren't popular in comparison to the ocean of other horse girls out there. And then you see a bunch of people generating AI art in the tag. So you take upon the mantle of finding talent in the roughs and bosting your girls numbers even if it's just a tiny bit. I am glad she has atleast 10 pages on pixiv. That's more than my other favorites from different franchises.

>>534252797
the only way you're avoiding either a rest or wit training during summer is if you're using tazuna or aoi to reduce your energy costs

>>534252643
extra speed and stam if it shows up during inspiration, but it's not guaranteed like blue spark

>>534252010
/xivg/ is literal /soc/tier cancer
Nothing about the thread is even related to the game, it's all social bullshit
Fucking sucked since I did used to like the game, but the community here is basically redditlite

>>534252364
you can register any user you want if you have the trainer ID, someone put you on a list bro better hide

Stacked umas are a gift from God.

>>534250232
to be fair a lot of people i know who are playing now just play it on their actual phone when chilling rather than steam

>>534252671
>it smells crazy here
The smell like animals in heat.

Is there any other uma threads on 4chan other than this thread?

>>534250941
I don't know why streamers and content creators are too dumb to realize that yes, career runs are boring now that everyone completes them easily... so instead of broadcasting career attempts, get a group going and do a bunch of room matches instead. The racing is where all the tension lies anyway. It'd be peak content.

>>534252403
Just build more stamina to make up for it if you aren't running someone like Oguri with their own good recovery skill.
It's shrimple!

>>534252662
Tokai Teio!

>>534249205
Ca(Wi)fe

>>534252980
there's one on /v/ and maybe /a/

>>534252969
Who let this donkey girl into a horse girl academy?

>>534252656
Flashlight
>>534252859
>>534252691
I swear it must be a very active and very vocal small group (like 5 tops) who live in /gig/, /hsrg/, and /zzz/ because it's the same shitposts in every one

>>534252938
>search my uma
>no results
>yet have a bunch of new followers
Guess I just got lucky?

>>534252996
anon that requires an ounce of coordination and streamers are all about chasing trends and low effort

>>534252403
I thought breath of fresh air was good... not maestro good, but still.

>>534252786
Who pissed in your coffee, anon?

>>534252889
ohh, ok. wait, is that what every race course white spark does? i thought they just gave a hint level on the type of turf that racecourse has. they actually just give bonus stats?

>Oguri doesn't proc any stam skills during CM test
>straight fucking dies

>>534253132
it's sometimes good sometimes bad, the fact it can trigger on a straight means you can have it trigger LITERALLY during start

Almond Love

>>534252403
Use Iron Will white boy

>>534252031
>BULK UP

>>534251201
>getting only 1 10 pull a month doing dailies + assorted carats from ranking or other is kind of retarded
What's kind of retarded is you. you're getting like 80 pulls literally starting tomorrow from Golshi Week, and it's 1 event of half a dozen that have at least 1 day in August.

You're seriously mad that you get tons of shit for free instead of needing to manually grind for it? One of the best anti-frustration features in the game is that the rewards heavily favor your inbox and events so you can take breaks from the game and not fall drastically behind. It is a great thing that they don't lock all the gems behind arbitrarily logging in as a habit instead of only when you want to play.

Satono Ondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FNMap_J3Ec

>>534253132
just like everything in this game its activation is random, so it's more inconsistent

I stopped running fine motion and even if I don't have practice perfect I find that I can manage my trainings just fine.

>>534253225
my wife

>>534252529
because the pace up/pace down mechanic exists. if you need to be spoonfed what that is then you don't get to pretend you know enough to word your question that way.

>>534253153
most of them give a stat + a skill
but certain ones give two stats instead and are very valuable
>Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes (Speed/Guts)
>Hanshin Juvenile Fillies (Speed/Power)
>Hopeful Stakes (Speed/Stamina)
>NHK Mile Cup (Speed/Power)
>JBC Classic/Ladies Classic/Sprint (Guts + Stamina/Speed/Power respectively)
>Victoria Mile (Speed/Power)
>URA Finals (Speed/Stamina)
basically Mile runners and Dirtchads get ALL the good shit

>>534252601
Aren't you forgetting to get consent from someone?

>>534253270
>baby-raging over nothing

>>534253153
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
That's why everyone is running hopeless stakes

why is she like this

>>534252194
You can take the American out of America, but you can't take the America out of the American.
He's also retired, so not a lot of exercise for him. Remember that this fat fuck ate every single dandelions in his paddock to the point where they don't grow there anymore.

do the horse owners have any say about the uma design in game?

>>534252542
Dantsu Paizuri

>>534253323
>uma uma uma uma
holy shit this version sounds really bad to me for some reason, but then again I'm also extremely Tamano biased.

Thanks Trainer!

>>534253135
probably the fags coming here just to ruin the vibe by bitching about not getting enough handouts
>>534253452
concession accepted. always the guys whining that end up saying the other side is emotional for pointing it out.

>>534253483
Yes, Cygames consults with the owners about the hors' design and personality. This is why you get horny Mayano and shortstack Marvelous.

>>534253397
interesting, ok. that's cool, thanks. i never valued the racecourse white sparks much (i don't even know how to get them, i assume it's just racing at last once) but they're actually pretty good

>>534253607
Based mayano owners

>>534252671
>>534252969
Imagine
>umas are real
>but they smell like actual horses
Would you still do them?

>>534253521
I love you

>>534253482
Hope they release an alt with Gourmand.
Grass wonder banisher of dandelions.

>>534253481
she watched too much seinfeld
>>534253483
a shocking amount.

>>534253668
dammnnn

>>534253668
Rape

>>534253609
yeah they are quite nice if you can get them; they come from taking first place in a G1 race
then at the end of the career, each race has a 20% chance of giving you their spark, increased by 10% for each parent/grandparent who also has that spark if anon from a few threads ago is to be believed

>>534253135
It's a falseflagging seanigger that spergs out the instant someone mentions gibs. Just ignore him.

>>534253069
>donkey
That's a rabbit.

Zenno rob roy is very much a donke name

>>534253607
I think daiwa's owner was also rumored to have demanded cygames to make her tits bigger than vodka's or he wouldn't give his blessings to use her name

>>534253668
who is this uma

>>534253735
funny how you have time to reply every time but never any argument for why someone that says there's no gameplay also complains about gibs, as if gibs would even be on the radar for a game without gameplay

>>534253896
Based

>>534253793
Who the hell designed Rob Roy and how can I shake his hand in gratitude, preferably the one above the desk.

>>534253607
>trust me designer-san, her chest size being massive is very important

When it comes to getting S aptitude, a 1* is no different than a 3* right?

If I was a horse owner and gave the rights for it to become a cute horse girl I’d wanna see porn of her but that’s just me

>>534253793
Hmm i dunno
Seems like a donkey to me

>>534253668
In public!?

So how did Haru Urara get admitted in a supposed elite academy?

>>534253607
>>534253896
So Vodka's owner could have asked them to make her a (kinda) small chested tomboy? so fucking based...

>>534254053
Nepotism

>>534254053
Smuggled in by a fan

>>534254053
nepobaby

>>534254053
By never giving up. Over 180 races and no wins is pretty impressive.

>>534253392
Shes got a nice ass.

>>534254053
Her willpower is elite

>>534254004
It's a case by case basis iirc, some are cool with porn but others aren't
Cygames just doesn't want to risk anything so they nipped it in the bud

I might have underestimated the king halo card it might not have good skills for non sprinters but a specialty priority of 60 and having multiple speed up events is pretty good.

>>534254038
HEE HURR

>>534254078
That was clean

>>534254136
GYATT

>>534250232
I wish all of these were true

>>534254053
Tracen knows of her untapped power
And you trainer, your job is to unleash that power upon the masses

>>534254137
>King isn't Halo
get this shit out of my face

>>534253660
As someone who was raised around horses I can tell you I will never forget the smell of horses.

>>534253998
if they start at A then it's just that 3* is slightly more likely to trigger
if they don't start at A, you get +1 at breakpoints of 1,4,7,10 for adding each +1. so 3 is the same but a 3 and a 1 can get +2 right away.

>>534252786
>>THEY DONT GIVE ENOUGH FREEBIES
>oh, so you don't find the game unfun
The game IS unfun because playing it gives you fuck all progress for the amount of time invested, and you have to wait for free shit.
This is the exact same issue that players in JP had.

>>534252691
>>534252859
I came from /fgog/ but soon came here before the global release of Uma, I think late May. I agree that this place is superior in terms of comfy.
>>534252878
At least your favorite Uma isn’t hated, try having a favorite mc x heroine pairing that’s unpopular or hated by both the JP fanbase and overseas lol. The artists are there, I’d recommend skeb to scout for JP artists.

>>534253069
fellow donkey

>>534250232
>Check steam charts
>Game above most gacha
>Check 4stats
>General been top still
What's with the low quality shitpost these days?

>>534254053
She racks in the cash.

>>534253780
How are globalfags enjoying the gay beam? Don't you guys like boy tits?

>>534254271
Did they make it better in JP?

>>534249205
which ones are META

>>534254248
3* meds have higher chance to trigger during inspiration than a 1*? Got it

>>534253916
Narita Top Road
>>534254042
Yes!

>working at tracen
>uma walks by
>stops
>drops a load
>sniffs it
>walks off
Why are they like this?

>>534254176
You missed the patch notes right?

Decreased probability of gold skills triggering if multiple SR or R are used.
-Cygames, probably

>sitting around the house one Saturday with no plans watching horse racing
>cracks beer
>man, you know what would be really cool? if horses were hot girls we could fuck.

>>534253974
Don't know who designed her but the owners (Shinobu Osako and Kumiko Osako) get the final say in the design.

Gametora needs to fix their site. It's got misinformation on it.

For example, it says Silence Suzuka's SSR has an event that gives left-handed, but I've been using that card in every run for the past 3 days and haven't seen the event a SINGLE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!

So clearly the site is wrong because there's no way this is real. The game is wrong too.

>>534254053
there are merit students on scholarships, and students paying to be there. NPCs and Urara pay to be there so everyone else can stay free on merit.
>>534254148
reminder that there has never once been a horse pulled once it debuted in the anime/game for any reason in 8 years of the IP existing. the ones that don't like porn are a soft "I would prefer not to see it", there is no consequences involved for anyone.

wait, is Special Week really the only way you can get Tokyo Racecourse as a skill?

>>534254214
Yeah unleash her to be a rank padder in Kochi

>>534254271
ignore him, he's just a whale sperging out, unable to comprehend that

>>534254294
>At least your favorite Uma isn’t hated, try having a favorite mc x heroine pairing that’s unpopular or hated by both the JP fanbase and overseas
Examples?

>>534253069
>Who let this donkey girl into a horse girl academy?
Rice was feeling lonely and wanted more people of own kind

>>534253393
The opponents pace will simply not matter if the lead is wide enough
>If you need to be spoonfed what that is then you don't get to pretend you know enough to word your question that way.
I never said that Captain Homo

I watched Beginning of a New Era and now I can't lewd Fuji-san anymore. It's not that I don't want to, it's just become impossible for me to see her like that.
I will, however, be rolling for her.

>>534253521
K-On face

>>534254492
This image makes me want to pick up rice shower and just walk around with her in my arms for a bit

Imagine having umas cooking for you and loving you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA

>>534254004
You are dealing with 80 year Japanese business men who pay people to check their emails or do correspondence by letters in the mail. Cygames buying their own stable and creating their own generation of horses will side step dealing with owners ever again in the future. They know fandoms keep gacha games alive.

>>534254294
>recommend skeb to scout for JP artists.
I've gotten appeals from other artists from my Condor skeb requests. If only my disposable income was substantial enough to keep up with them.

>>534254271
you (or the person you took the place of when hijacking their reply chain) went on a long rant about how the game is boring and has no gameplay, and then added as a footnote that you want more freebies. it's one or the other, if the game is truly that boring then freebies won't change it.

>>534253793
you can't see this and not tell me she's very rapeable

BIG
EAR
UMAS
ARE
NOT
DONKEYS

>>534254389
Stay Gold's extra chromosomes passed down
https://x.com/dreamboum/status/1948917730830074263

>>534254492
This image makes me want to RAPE Rice Shower

Debuff Nature

SAVE ME TAZUNA

>>534254434
I haven't had anything like that happen, but one thing from Gametora that is wrong is the choice results. Sometimes it'll say something like:

top choice:
>+5 wit
>hint for "deez nuts"

bottom choice:
>+3 wit
>+6 friendship

you chose bottom choice, get +3 wit, but then it says "friendship has stayed the same"

>>534253607
So their owners have impeccable taste?
Hell yeah

>>534252364
I posted mine here but anons said it was trash but then I was surprised.

I just cummed to Fuji-san again

>>534254492
This image makes me want to lick Rice Shower's tummy

is there even a good shortening of her name

>>534254523
Imagine waking up to a face full of Almond tits

>>534253397
>>534253469
Wait what the fuck, so when I'm doing my 600/600/600+ spark farming I need to do those G1 races too? How many do you guys usually attempt, surely not too many right?
How do I ensure I have the stats to win the race if it's a year 1 or 2 race, I can't trust what the green lady says, or can I?
What kind of umas are best for that kind of spark hunting anyways? I find stamina/power the most annoying stat to bring over 600 depending on what sparks I bring, do I just look for an uma that has +10/20% growth in one of those and spark more of the other? Oguri and who else?

>>534254460
>there is no consequences involved for anyone.
yeah that's what i figured. nobody's gonna get their IP traced and have cygames lawyers at their door because they drew uma porn.
it's just courtesy and stuff, right?

Ah wait! Trainer you weren't supposed to be home this early! I mean Urara was like this when I found her! I can fix this just give me some time!

>>534254617
Sorry, they are zebras with an attitude

>>534254343
there's nothing to make better. anyone that sees Golshi Week and thinks the game isn't generous enough is the real jew.

>>534254708
she's doing it on purpose

>>534254467
you can get it randomly after finishing tokyo races, and tokyo sparks

>>534254724
FKKTR

>>534254724
fuku

>>534254529
>boob window
>can't lewd

>>534254756
When is that?

>>534254580
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/gEXIUskneo4
For which I'm very thankful, been a while that I listened to it!
>>534254724
Motherfucker

>>534254492
CUTE
U
T
E

>>534254214
I tap into that power every night.

>>534254724
/x/horse

>>534254745
NOOOOO URARAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534254870
Bro?

>>534254724
I just call them fuku and tann/mambo

who the FUCK is this uma

>>534254724
Wifey

>>534254662
>you chose bottom choice, get +3 wit, but then it says "friendship has stayed the same"
that means the event normally gives friendship exactly like gametora says, but you don't have the card in your deck and it was pulled as a random event so there was nowhere for the friendship to go. the game does not tell you friendship didn't increase unless it should have increased in that event but you weren't eligible.

>>534249120 (OP)
These trio need more porn.

>>534254771
Cygames let me train her... I don't care if I have to wait until I'm 40 to do so.

>>534254870
Stop feeding your urara so much grass trainer
She is getting chubby

>>534254523
>the hip replacement surgery was a success!

>>534254492
This image makes me want to ignore Rice Shower and walk by her on my way to fuck Bourbon.

>>534254870
uhhhhh

>>534254078
My dumbass always had an idea that jockeys just plant their asses on the saddle and let the horse do the job, but apparently, these fuckers are basically standing "upright" for the whole rice. Their core strength must be insane. Guess it's not just a horse who does all the training.

>>534254745
wish we'd get more than 2 chapters per year but if that's the cost for having them be good then so be it

>>534254519
>The opponents pace will simply not matter if the lead is wide enough
ok so you don't have a clue what the mechanic does, got it. no wonder you can't see why front isn't that great.

I want an uma wife who constantly aura farms.
Please recommend.

>>534253607
If this were true then I fucking kneel to Suzuka's owner. A flat chested goddess is literal perfection.

>>534255112
king halo obv

>>534254935
aaaahhhh, ya that makes sense
forget events are sometimes not in the deck

Garic
Burdock
Carrots
Japanese white radish

>>534254492
Rice is so ugly

>>534249205
Twin Turbo. Manhattan Cafe.

>>534255112
Curren chan

>>534254734
>it's just courtesy and stuff, right?
yeah. JP fans tend to bring it up a lot because they are a society of respect and conforming to norms, they shit their pants if you don't say thank you to grandma a minimum of three times when she gives you a candy.

>>534255112
Opera O

This damn shortstack hasn't given me her tail (held high) all day

last but not least, the (you) bait

>>534255061
the two tend to work together, kinda like with a car and it's racist

>>534255061
You think the hors got it rough with training? Watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xVyqo-fPz9A
This is a footage from the JRA jockey training school.

>>534255180
That may be the case

>>534254492
Looks like a rat

>>534255061
Imagine the knee pain

>>534254756
You are a real retard.

>Rice Shower sniped away my Triple Crown from Teio
NIGGER NIGGER

>>534249205
Rate my picks.
I know nothing about some of the later umas, just going by design and vibes.

>>534255065
Thanks for the non response
Another W for Front Runner GODS

>>534255165
Why would you eat that

>>534255242
why did he do it bros?

>>534254821
it starts tomorrow. 56 quests full of rewards, and even past the quests there's 1.2M gold to earn, just under 6000 carats just for logging in, like 20 free pulls on top of that.

how important is the fan count for the rating of the uma?

>>534254995
>Stop
>She is getting chubby
I know

>>534249120 (OP)
So what did we learn last thread?

>>534255112
You should want a wife who can catch you the biggest tuna

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>534255312
canon

>>534255312
Ah damn im so sorry that happened you didnt end up 3rd did you.

>>534254745
>reddit tachyon

>>534255112
Orfevre
She will also sniff her own poop and get upset about it.

>>534254730
>How many do you guys usually attempt, surely not too many right?
If I don't have anything better to do that turn, I run a G1. If I have a double rainbow or better, I'll train. If not, I'll race.
>How do I ensure I have the stats to win the race if it's a year 1 or 2 race
Futurity Stakes/Juvenile Fillies/Hopeful Stakes, you run your best strategy and hope for the best. Then there's nothing to run until after your first Inspiration. Ideally, you have really good parents who can give you the stats to carry you through the early and mid game. It's okay to sacrifice some friendship farming to get the stats you need to win, too.
>What kind of umas are best for that kind of spark hunting anyways?
Anyone with +20% to Speed is going to get such massive benefits from training that you're likely to win most of your races. Front Runners and Pace Chasers are least likely to get fucked up the ass by RNG. Anything Medium or below, you can run 4 Speed + 2 Power with Stamina inheritance. For Long runners, you run 4 Speed + 2 Stamina with Power inheritance. Those are just suggestions, experiment to find what's right for you.
A majority of the double stat G1 races are Mile races, with some Dirt Races and Mediums thrown in. Oguri has a good unique inheritance and can run all these tracks, so yeah, she's good. Maruzensky with the right inheritances can run all of them, too. Smart Falcon will also be able to run all of them, and is a Front Runner who is least likely to get dicked by bad luck.

>>534255112
Vodka.

>>534254995
Didn't the site that let you donate grass to Grass Wonder also lets you donate grass to Urara?
It is only a matter of time for Urara to get fat.

What's the best result you've ever seen out of a mob character?

>>534253974
one of the RoB artists
>>534254426
of all the OG umas, rob roy is probably one of the farthest from the real horss

>>534255243
What the fuck
I hope being a jockey pays good

>>534255061
standing upright, pulling the reins to guide the horse (even if they usually know what they are doing and can do the turns just fine), and whipping the absolute fuck out of the horse with a riding crop.

>>534254590
I wish you the best in supporting you favorite Uma, anon.

>>534249205
Gentildonna

Who is more more redditcore Gold Ship or Haru Urara?

>>534255272
GYAATTT DAMN!??
THICK GRAIN RICE

A-Are we first rate Anon?

>>534254834
>couple photo finish
cute

When is golshi week

>>534255717
Yes my king

>>534255373
the other guy was a racist

Hmm yes bretty gud

>>534255660
Suzuka

>>534255551
>farthest
*furthest

>>534255165
Are those the real-life horse’s favorite foods?

>>534255781
EXPLODE

>>534255660
Gold Ship 100%
Urara's just the ultimate underdog, which everyone can root for
Golshi's lolsorandum humor is reddticore

>>534255660
Gold Ship
>narwhal bacons
Haru Urara
>heckin wholesome

pick your poison

>>534255831
Nyes.

>>534255498
>crystal cafe

>>534255814
Cease

>>534255660
Tachyon
>starter neurodivergent gf

>>534255781
>+111 stam
the fuckkk

>>534255660
King Halo

>>534255920
>tfw she sees what people do to her legend boots

>>534255639
I apricate it anon. Here is everything I have so far requested. Hopefully the other condor pasa fans enjoy the last two images in this link.
https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj

>>534255717
We will be, when your Cheerleader alt comes in.

>>534252189
I believe he's referring to Tsurumaru Boy https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000329607/ who won the '04 Yasuda Kinen. I quit learning nip once this game came out so my katakana was rusty.

Fuck I really wsnt to roll Narita Brian, bad idea?

>>534255165
>Japanese white radish
Bro, this is 4chins, you can say daikon
It's fine

>>534249205
Gentildonna
Manhattan Cafe
Fuji Kiseki
Halloween Creek

>>534255061
It's a squat more or less. Sitting on the horse causes disturbance for both the rider and horse. Also a running horse will beat the rider down after a while. The racing saddle is also very bare bones. A regular saddle can be very cushy and heavy made for easy riding but racing saddles are simple and light. They try and use as little as possible to max out the horses carry weight. They even have carbon fiber horseshoes too.

>>534255350
pretty based anon

i think mayano top gun might be my goat

>>534255920
The first bd only umamusuma dream Ive had was me selecting an epithet for king halo that I got for maxing our relationship, then I was at a fancy dinner with her in her signature racewear and she handed me an envelope with a letter saying I was to be granted a title so was landed and could marry into her family as a noble and not a peasant. Then she put her hand gently on her belly and smiled at me.

>>534256078
hey is nee-san

>>534256060
She's great, just not meta.
It gives you the fantasy of being a good owner to her.

>>534255498
>tumblr cafe

>The line jumped up 10k since I last looked
Should I be worried

https://poal.me/l6fl51
https://poal.me/l6fl51
https://poal.me/l6fl51

>>534256147
lmao what a loser

>>534249120 (OP)
Do you think global will have double anniversary? Like we will get the jp .5 and anni early due to the accelerated pace but also have a separate one for global anni (likely just a rerun of the banners and rewards from the jp anni)
Or is that way too much effort for cyjews?

Imagine El letting you hot glue her mask, having it dry, wiping the outside so it won't be noticed, then have her race with it.

>>534255894
You fucking worm

So how much of an effect do the unique skill levels actually have? The 5% HP recovery on gametora on agnes for example, is that for lvl 1 or max level, and how much do levels change the value?

>>534255242
I thought I saw a man die, but he walked it off unscathed. There were several moments where both his legs could have get shattered and neck get broken. Lucky.

Only a few more weeks...

>>534256060
you are missing a good cold yandere that you fix eventually

This game would be better if every umamusume was wearing exposed slippers with a horseshoe sole.

Special Week more like Special Needs right lol

>>534256223
It's only Thursday bro the line is going to jump more.

>>534254234
and how many G1s did king halo win IRL?

too slow

>>534256279
Someone get this wench away from my daughter before she learns something evil

>>534256279
what did she tell her...

>>534256279
w-what did she tell her....

>>534256314
Lack of shoe trading, perhaps?

>>534256337
>yandere
wot

>>534256331
Raw sex appeal

>>534254053
she's one of the 3 dirt races in the academy

>>534256278
same for all levels, it's just a point boost for pvp

>>534256331
finally, I get to roll for honses again!
>>534256453
>>534256457
that both of you are gay niggas

>>534256230
DO you even need to ask?

>>534256453
>>534256457
mayonegg

>>534250445
Bro your tazuna?

>>534256457
The story of Ed Gein

CM scrims because I want some data for this oguri, bring best 3 pls
28127634

>>534256463
snowball effect. when like 5 people carry the fancount of a club and 1 leaves, the other 4 see the massive dip from 1 guy leaving and several will say "fuck this I'm out too".

>>534250625
retard

does anyone else have issues with fucking https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global ? when I click 'compare' nothing happens. I tested it on my phone with adblock, it doesnt work, on the browser without adblock, it works. Here on desktop I'm using firefox with a bunch of adblockers, any ideas how to fix without disabling adblock?

>>534256472
lmao sorry my bad, tsunder it is

>>534255507
thanks bwo, I'll give Oguri with speed and power cards a try then, hopefully the power trainings and stam sparks still get me to 600 stamina

>>534256387
No...

>>534255863
I love how all the horses have the usual favorite foods like carrots, vegetables, and fruits....then there’s fucking Oguri with fucking garlic miso paste.

Does slipstream + ramp up + tail held high actually work
Late surger btw

I hate Operafags.
I seriously fucking hate them.

>>534256463
that's what I wanna know...

>>534256572
wtf i never noticed her shirt is just open like that with her cleavage out ready for post-race paizuri, fucking whore

>>534256726
This but Ricefags

>>534256230
SO
RE
WA

>>534256726
Behold. The raped.

>>534256715
They have to choose something, they couldn't put the whole kitchen.

>>534256715
What being malnourished as a toddler does to mfer

Top Cun is so sexzy

Sniffing Teio

>>534256715
Hors are fun. Miso paste isn't that bad compared to the alcoholic that is Zenyatta.

>Manhattan Cafe is a 3*
>Jungle Pocket is a 3*
>Agnes Tachyon is a 1*
Explain this insult

>>534256874
yeppers

>>534256931
4 races

>>534256726
rent free

>>534253481
God i want to impregnate Nice Nature and mess up her fluffy hair. I will fill an entire G1 roster with our children mark my fucking words.

>>534256931
She's a phantom horse, the other actually got to race more than 4 times

>>534256912
horses can't get drunk, it's fine

>>534256962
She's past her menopause bro...

>>534256912
One of my grandfather's brothers would always give one of our horses a beer when he stopped by.

>>534256331
Honestly I might throw a few pulls at her banner and see if I can also at least get Air Groove and El Condor Pasa since they're the only 2* UMAs I'm missing

>>534256750
>her shirt is just open like that with her cleavage out ready for post-race paizuri
hot

>>534256691
Good luck bwo, don't burn yourself out farming sparks too hard
Smoothing out your career runs is a learning experience, even a support cardless cuck like me went from averaging 8000 rating to 10000+ just by getting better and learning the ins and outs

>>534256931
wow, one whole G1 win, truly the greatest horse of all time