musume

>>717044018 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>717045104
>Buy an ad
I would if I had the money, everyone should play this

>>717044018 (OP)
At first I was kind of turned off by Gold Ship, but the more I experienced her, the more I felt an unstoppable pull towards her. I'm normally not into femdom, but now I fantasize about her overpowering me and raping my cock with her tight, muscular pussy grip everytime I see her.

>>717046062
thats a normal reaction, i'd say?

>>717044018 (OP)
Built for BWC she is so lucky to have a White trainer...

>>717044018 (OP)
Seiunny...

>>717047345
so we're all gonna roll for Seiun Sky, right?

>>717045538
Sell me on this
>is the game generous with pull currency?
>What's the ratio of standard banners to limited banners?
>how long do dailies take?
>hows the fanservice? I've heard it's a male/female protagonist choice which sounds like it would nerf it in the fanservice department.
>does it have a bond system with bond events?

>>717048497
Doesn't seem to be super generous after the initial giveaways. There are no limiteds in this game. Some of the girls obviously fall for you if you train them well, achieve their goals and get results in optional races. Dailies can take pretty long, especially if you read everything.

>>717048497
>is the game generous with pull currency?
its ok, its like 300ish pulls from the welcome stuff and quests. Then there is just the weekly and monthly thing then they just sometimes give you free shit so you go down to like 20ish pulls a month.

The problem is just how expensive becoming a pay2play player is. Its such a massive jump to go from free to pay that I refuse to ever do so

>how long do dailies take?
once you get it all down to a speed run like 20 minutes BUT the non EVENT dailies are so stingy that you shouldn't bother doing them.

>hows the fanservice? I've heard it's a male/female protagonist choice which sounds like it would nerf it in the fanservice department.
like none

>does it have a bond system with bond events?
no its not a GF replacement game. Its more of a VN where the GOOD END is just like head patting the girl

>>717048497
>>is the game generous with pull currency?
It's alright. The better you do the better off you'll be.
>>What's the ratio of standard banners to limited banners?
There aren't any. There's no pity or anything like that. When a new character is added they're in forever, their debut banner just has a rate up on that character. If you pull enough on a banner you can just pick the rate up, but it only counts for that banner, otherwise the points are put into a generic stock and you can trade it in for a ticket for an SR+ pull.
>>hows the fanservice? I've heard it's a male/female protagonist choice which sounds like it would nerf it in the fanservice department.
The male/female choice is mostly just in what the girls end up calling you if it's a gendered nickname, you're mostly just called Trainer. At best you might get some light flirting, or seeing them in an onsen.
>>does it have a bond system with bond events?
Sort of. There's some story bits unlocked by upping your bond with the girls, but it's not a romance thing specifically.

>>717047239
she fucks mares

>>717048497
It's going to be jewish after the honeymoon. Don't fall for the shills. They're only giving out free currency because global is on the accelerated schedule. JP already got the same amount but it just looks like they are being ""generous"" due to it coming faster for us.

>>717050275
being generous is a tactic, people (whales) are much more likely to spend money in return after they receive "gifts". its a well known gacha tactic. however, that does mean you (f2p) will get free shit

>>717044018 (OP)

>>717047537
If I don't get Seiun Sky I will delete my account and then hang myself.

>>717050737
all you have to do is go into it with 30k gems

>>717050737
if you're gonna delete your account anyway, then you may as well reroll!

>>717051370
Buddy, I'm well beyond reroll territory now. I'm not getting 30k gems from anything but a credit card anymore.

>>717050570
https://youtu.be/Dvswy18ymZ4?list=LL&t=1189

>El Condor Pasa entering the Derby on a whim and utterly destroying all of her friends without effort on top of ruining the Triple Crown gimmick that year for everyone else

>>717048497
it's a japanese game for japanese players

I wish she looked this good in the anime, she looks like a fucking man in it.
I dont like the character design for it at all really.

Am I the only one who plays Haru Urara and feels heartbroken every time you do the "unwinnable" race?

>>717053816
I still can't help but see that last little Christmas time event right before the Kinen in the same light as when you try to give your dog one last big happy day before you have to put him to sleep. Shit hurts to watch.

>>717044018 (OP)
>>717045538

>>717045538
post game play

>>717055251
youtube.com

>>717055343
>no webms because no gameplay
LOL

>>717053672
I think her having a long face is on purpose. she looks good, depending on the angle.

>>717055343
woah this site is awesome

>>717055426
works on my machine, try harder

>>717055251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-q-aU_XCN0

>>717044018 (OP)
How is sex with Gold ship?

>>717055595
She has a dick so it's awesome.

>>717055578
>menu clicker girl collector #1228931237192
Asians dont make video games anymore

>>717055882
But enough about Ace Attorney

>>717055882
>Play RPG game
>Press the same button to click on the skill the entire time
>Play racing game
>Hold the speed button the entire time
>Play card game
>Press the same button to choose a pretty picure

>>717056190
good thing I dont play any of that boring shit
>card game
DOUBLE SHIT

>>717056283
>I don't play games
yes we know

>>717056174
Now we're talking!

>>717056505
>only gacha nigger girl collector games exist
we get it you fuck your hand 8 times a day.

>>717044018 (OP)
made for BWC

>>717056709
And there's nothing wrong with that. People should live out their lives how they see fit and spend their money as they please. Maybe you should stick to games that aligns with your beliefs and skin color

>>717044018 (OP)
Are they sons of a patriot?

>>717055595
Banana vs hydraulic press.
>>717056174
There's the pussy, faggot???

>>717057194
right, I'll leave the gachatard games to the browns, you got this! collect those anime.PNGs

>>717057345
thank you kind white saar. have a good morning.

>>717045104
>buy an ad for the most popular game at the moment
brainless

>>717057345
thanks i will and asia isn't brown. whites gave up making games and worship blacks and israel instead

>>717057595
tell your country men to make real video games unless you are Korean then tell them to stop

500 stamina + maestro is enough for medium trials AND medium champion's meeting, right?

Be honest please

>>717057680
it's not in the american blue state spirit to tell people what to do. Let them figure it out on their own. Free market fixes itself and gachaGODS will continue to play superior gacha games until western devs improve

>>717044018 (OP)
HIPS

>>717057763
Horsegirls don't count!
Imagine dying below all that.

Reminder that this FAT FUCK thought TM Opera O was the jockey and held a grudge for years

>>717044018 (OP)
She's so weird.

>>717044018 (OP)
I just started by watching Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era. What's the lore behind so many schizo horses? One of them thinks her dead fetus sister is her Jojo Stand, another has an imaginary friend that she chases like a ghost, one manifests her self-doubt as an anti-spiral and my personal favorite has strange solipsism delusions that she's an empress with everyone else in the world existing only to be her NPC subjects. Are horses prone to mental illness?

>>717058134
I'm papa

>>717058076
Horse racing is very serious business.

>>717057741
You need 900 minimum stamina + maestro + 400 guts, and this isn't counting the natures debuffing you along the way.

>>717058195
I'm your musume's bf

>>717058217
I'm fucked then. I already finished her career.

I unironically hate ending up with stats at that ends with _90
How do I fix this?

>>717058414
For medium you need the 900 stamina baseline + maestro or get as close to this as possible, it is what it is. Just get a 9 star uma that can help with stamina if you're struggling.

>>717058076
>>717058134
I want a schizophrenic horse gf

>Export literally any sport to the japanese
>They adopt and immediately go ape shit over it

Why are they like this?

>>717044018 (OP)
Did anyone downloaded the whole 3d models leak? Ive seen a few people uploading the extracted models but this one was like an early build or something, post it if you have it please

>>717058886
what the fuck does japan even do well when it comes to competitive sport? horseriding? football? baseball?
cuz they suck ass at volleyball, basketball, handball, etc

>>717058414
>sub B stamina for a medium or long runner
Owari Da...
Avoid it by making sure both the director and the reporter are maxxed out at the end of the career, its 10+ points to all stats, or just pray your raffle isnt shit

>>717053816
I've only done one Urara career, and couldn't handle her not winning arima. So I've vowed to not play her again until I've got some horses to give her good ratings on turf and long.
Urara was the first Uma I actually beat the URA finals with too. She deserves it.
I also listen to her song now, to remind me of what I must do.
https://youtu.be/-mDoCKPvMC8?si=CSvYhGquHtvQjiIC

>>717059018
they practice at the library

>>717058076
You need to remember, every Uma is an isekai protagonist.

>>717057963
???

>>717059483
He's right, that actually happened.

>>717059018
Count yourself lucky if you find something in your life that you can love even 1/10th as much as the japanese love baseball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAqiqTQWJg

>>717059018
and? How many hours have you invested in videogames and you still suck ass?

Love =/= being good

I'm not really suprised that americans are incapable of understanding a concept that's native to europeans.

>>717059528
What the hell is it about Baseball that the Nips just connected with?

>Watch season 2 ep 2 of Pretty Derby
>Get really mad at them making Tannehauser cry in the intro animation

>>717059528
>>717059809
Shake, don't shake!

>>717058886
they love the shit out of sports and that's not an exaggeration. just look at how much they take baseball seriously.

>>717059996
Damn, so Turkey's story isn't too far-fetched.

>>717060047
Turkey??

I got lb 3 kitasan from free carats because of my years of gacha pulling experience

>>717044018 (OP)
Buy an ad, nigger.

>>717060120
Cute girl isekai bowling anime with samurai executions

>>717059232
>every Uma is an isekai protagonist
>This is actually technically true

>>717059809
Swinging a baseball bat with proper timing is basically like iaijutsu, if you think about it

>>717060350
>>717059232

>>717060350
This technically makes Umamusume like, one of the top three isekai anime ever made.

event is over, i can finally put my good deck on and finally get some A Umas!

>>717055595
Loving and tender.
IRL Gold Ship reportedly makes every mare he's been with very happy. They genuinely love him.

>>717060173
Post more of these horse edits I want to build a collection

Do you spend all your RP?

>>717055595
ask the 500 mares he fucked

>Fail one 10%
>Mood down
>Event into another mood down
>Race
Holy shit this fucking run

>>717058076
>another has an imaginary friend that she chases like a ghost
dunno about the others, but Manhattan Cafe is specifically being haunted by the ghost of Sunday Silence, the horse that 80% of japanese race horses are descended from.

she basically her ancestor with her at all times.

>>717056174
Is that a gigantic dripping COCK and massive hanging balls?

>tfw I want to play but lost my confidence
I just can't do it with my current tools. Squeezing out a B+ is a "perfect" run for me. I'm lacking IRL wit and stamina.

>>717061165

>>717061165
Its a slippery slope after you get one. I'm slowly building up my A team. I need more cards tho.

>Silence Suzuka breaks her leg mid race
>faints
>Cingrey OCs break their legs mid race
>fucking power through through the finish line

>>717062345
it was a cramp from fatigue, not a fracture

>>717058076
>another has an imaginary friend that she chases like a ghost
it's Sunday Silence. I'm not joking. It's extremely implied that Cafe is "friends" with her ancestor. The name of her ending is literally called "Silent Heir" and the actual horse was used as an actor to play as him in a TV drama
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=6515
this uma musume lore runs deep

>>717062510
>Silent Heir
so Sunday Silence wants Manhattan to be her "successor" on the race track, but the only one who got anywhere close to that was actually Agnes Tachyon?

LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY-

>>717062509

>>717062758
my b, I thought you meant Tamamo Chud

>>717057595
>asia isn't brown
Most of it is, the rest of it is a sickly yellow color.

>>717062579
I mean. idk if she'd consider her special at this point.

>>717062918
Levantines are white doe, even the hyper-racist Jim Crow era US admitted that.

>Machitan goes ei ei mun in her song
your shilling worked /v/ I think I like her

>>717055882
its a sports manager game straight up.

>>717057741
>trials
maybe
>champions meeting
LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oed6D-Mu-SU

>got 1500 carats
I don't know whether to roll for umas or cards this time.
More umas would be nice as I only have a roster of 22 and I got all of them to B+ or higher except Winning Ticket.
But I could potentially level up some support cards to make my umas better.

>>717044018 (OP)
AI sloppa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-cZYxAStQ

>my reward for winning the takarazuka kinen twice is Gatekept
sasuga golshi…

>>717063823
Rather than instantly rolling, you could consider saving as well.

Surely your favorite horse isn't a fat fuck, right?

>>717063205
King Halo won.

>>717062758
She went on to make Air Groove after this

>>717063920
I'm saving for Doto in 2 months.

>>717063547
>>717063669
MAMBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>717063920
I normally don't save considering there's usually always something for me to actively roll for.
>image
But with Taishin and Brian coming out this month...damn, maybe I should save. I like both of their styles.

why is spechan trying to sell her daughter to me

>>717052137
what an asshole lol

>12 R and 3 SR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You will like ze forced vtuber character

Hag Groove would be more popular if she did this to traina san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc

>>717064336
i do, in fact.

>>717063205
>chuuni names for Japanese horses
>skibidi rizz for American ones

>>717063205
>only one to inherit the Silence name
>dies
It's cursed

>>717064496
Can't have a Seabiscut or Secretariat without a few Kids Lookin Touchable or Skibidi Rizz.

>>717064336
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>717064591
that's a horse, not a goat

>my CM team build?
I will just believe in Oguri Cap (which means peak) and friends.

>>717064336
Equinox clears

>jobs

>Do a 50 carat pull
>Pic-Related
>"What the-"
>Go back to Home Menu
>Pic-related

So uhh how do you guys build her? Is her career that hard?

>>717064757
that whole generation was the Jobber squad to Oguri

>>717064757
idk what her lore is but her and her trainer cracked me up in the anime

>>717064757
at least her song is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF7KsirrzaM

>>717064336
I don't mind. Kinda reminds me of Ryza

>>717044018 (OP)
How much time do the dailies(missions, stamina, event dailies) in this game take?

>>717064834
speed and stamina... like literally every other trainee. apparently she's prone to mood downs but it doesn't feel any different from anyone else.

>>717064834
>Is her career that hard?
If you're smart, then no

Alright, niggers.

/v/ma just got ranked and I have 4 slots open.

First ones to reply with their IDs gets in.

Try to have a high fan count so we can farm.

Can I use 10 pink tickets to get a guaranteed SR? Or are they only used one by one?

is it me or there is a high chance to get a mood down event just before camp? this is like the 3rd time in a row this happens today

>>717065085
I would join but i'm on the 24 hour cooldown adn not make it

>>717065063
is this a boxing hex she's casting?

>>717064834
Build her as a front runner with 600ish Stam before the Arima Kinen.

If i put my deets into UmamusumeDB will they eventually haxx0r my account from me

>>717065085
Are you SEA? That's a weird hour to try to recruit people /v/ma bro

>>717065232
Nah, I'm a fat aryan retard from California.
I just hopped on after a long day to see that I'm missing 4 people.

should i be concerned about how king halo runs? i don't know how these things work but i'm pretty sure animations during the race tell you who's out of stamina and whatnot

In a King Halo run can i just survive on a shitton of stamina sparks or should i put in one stamina card for career insurance?

>>717065085
can you get invited to another club if you just left one? I know you can't join

>>717044018 (OP)
>obvious aisloppa
yawn

>>717065085
rank?

>>717065178
It's a seduction ritual

>>717065327
it does? what the hell

>>717065351
Yeah you can get invited. It'll only show up once your cooldown timer's gone.

>>717065425
D, floating in the low 800s. 807 right now.

How long until the playerbase falls off?

>>717065490
Jesus, what the fuck happened?

>>717065327
>leaning upright
that's means she's running on guts. you need to train stamina NOW

>>717065490

okay thanks, the club i just left was in the 20 thousands so it's a good step up

984485224062

LB1 Biko Pegasus or LB0 BAKUSHIN for a sprint deck?

>>717065026
like 40 minutes

>>717065516
It's pretty good, all things considered. When it finished tallying it jumped all the way to that from 4000.

>>717065564
I'll send the invite, but I can't guarantee you'll get in. Good luck.

>>717065516
He probably made the club in July so his club would be unranked for that month

Boo

>>717065085
sign me up
granted i only do 1-2 runs a day

247669396989

Have these Japanese horses ever had a real life collab with horses from other countries?
Is there a horse Oympics?

>>717065085
Isn't that the club moderated by /vg/ discord trannies?

>>717065693
we don't talk about the horse incident at the olmtpics

>>717065327
yeah, train stamina

>>717065668
Sent.
>mfw another cooldown

>>717065728
No, it's monitored by me, the guy who keeps posting Mambo in these threads.

Goldshi just brutally mogging her rivals at the end of her career is the funniest shit ever. Melons poking out right into their faces with her arms up makes me laugh every time. This bitch ain't an uma she's an apex predator.

>>717065693
There seem to be some races that could be part of a "World Tour" of sorts. Races like the Japan Cup and Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe are open to international competitors
I think the Breeders' Cup in America is the same

>>717065693
the big Dubai World Cup event could mybe be considered a horse olympics, horses ship in from all over the world for the big $$$

>>717048497
Game is not generous at all, the welcome gifts are good don't get me wrong, but once that dries up you are heavily reliant on having solid pvp and guild performance to get karats
Rates are sorta shit and pity is at 200, so you do need to meticulously plan the banners you commit to

>>717065728
You're thinking of /uma/.
/v/ma's the first club started here.

>>717065085
You gotta kick those members parking there for 7+ days without logging.

>>717064226
She wants grand daughters, and doesn't care how she gets them.

>>717065650
Yeah, I made it on July 1st.

>>717065965
I did before I made that post lel

no point joining a club now. you have to be in a club for at least 2 weeks to gain the rewards.

>recreation can fix sickness too
wtf

>>717065085
254458939417
please and thank (you)

>>717065085
Sure, I'll join.
617237616865

>>717066023
That's why you need to join a club before the middle of the month, the rewards drop on day 1.

>>717066092
>another cooldown
Sent.

>>717066153
Sen-
>ANOTHER cooldown
What the fuck, guys?

>>717063920
What does she smell like?

>>717066246
i waited to get my rewards for the month to leave my previous one. they never asked for shoes

>>717066246
Forgive me, I had no idea there would be a cooldown after leaving a club.

Is it an appropriate use of school funds and time to aura farm on students?

>>717066258
She smells like SHE SHOULD STOP RUINING MY WINNING TICKET RUNS, I HATE HER

>>717066258
Breastmilk from Super Creek

>oh great
>The acupuncture event is here.. This never fucking works. Fuck.. GAH, fuck it. Hit me with the strength you dumb bimbo.
>it actually works
>+20
>+20
>+20
>+20
>+20
Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I've never had that work before.
My mind is blown.

>>717065085
>>717066279
>>717066368
Alright, I'm gonna cut it off there and let the cooldown guys get their time in, since I'm a gentleman.

But next time I'm not accepting any cooldown niggers.

Bros we're not getting apology carats and free rolls for the server issues are we?

>>717048497
you're too late and perma bricked if you play now. Should have installed last week lazy nigger

>>717066414
All Umamusume media tells me how great Rudolf is but we never see her do anything, I'm thinking she is a fraud

>>717066523
Choose Charm Chakra, iirc it has the most chance of working and getting a Charming buff increases friendships quicker.

>>717066541
thanks tom cruise

>>717066414
Its better use for the Emperor to aura farm than make those stupid dad jokes

>>717066574
You just read about the original IRL Rudolf, he dominated his time by winning all the time.

>>717066541
Thanks for having mercy on my dumb ass.

>>717066574
>he doesn't go to the tracen academy comedy club after school to watch her in action

>>717057963
https://youtu.be/nL7NZ-5Ltjw?si=ZP2osnl1uZDeOSYf
He has made peace though.

>>717066714
>this causes Air Groove's mood to decrease

>>717057963
The cat?

Should I ditch my D rank /v/ club for a sweatier one for more gibs

>>717066523
the options have better odds as you go down the list. the first option is a raw 50/50, while the charm one is like 90/10

>do 10 rolls this morning with the carrats
>get taiki shuffle
>buy a character ticket a couple hours ago, get biwa hayahide
>now before going to bed roll once more
>get symboli rudolf
Ayo? Why did this game decide to stop being an absolute jew?

>>717066617
>>717066663
You're welcome.

Now check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>717066714
How do these horses compare to Secretariat?
That's the only horse I know because of that movie, same goes for Seabiscuit.

>>717066805
If you're a D rank club, most likely than not it was made in July so the ranking is not correct per se. July clubs only get rewards in September.

cute loser

>>717066784
>like 97% of the irl horse lore is gatekept by not being able to understand japanese
>trying to search up the names in english just gets you umamusume characters, not irl horses
>searching the names in JP predictably gives you JP sites

>>717066913
Leader's account was made during the first few days of Kitasan banner going by the fan count. How do clubs go up in rank anyway, and why won't my club get any rewards this month either?

bored of playing guaranteed win runs? take the King Halo challenge! That's where you play King Halo's career and win if you can get her a single stamina skill!

>>717064336
>Obviously a developer pet character
>Instead of following in Lightning's footsteps everybody loves her
Ai-chan continues winning long after retirement

>>717066805
You better not be talking about /v/ma.
I worked VERY hard for that D rank.

>>717066970
some will look at her and think "Daughter"

Chads will look at her and think "wife"

Gigachads will look at her and say "Both"

>>717066805
Which one?

>>717067025
Clubs go up in rank depending on the amount of fans, the ones you get after every race in career mode.
Clubs only do 2 things: Collect fans and trade shoes, the shoes thing is to get Club Points that you can use to buy in the Store later.
Technically you can do Club races too, but that's just for funsies and optional.

>>717066786
>Mood down
>-5 wit
To be fair to Air Groove, that Straw pun was really bad, barely qualifies as it if you ask me

>>717066661
>you just need to READ
fraud I'm afraid

>>717067047
I've already won king halo's campaign. Both have swinging maestro.

>>717056283
Post games you play.
I'm pretty sure they are all boring shit.

You won't.

>horse girl doesn’t have speed +20%
It’s beyond over…

>>717067102
>>717067118
I'll just say that's not the one, though it too has /v/ in the name.
>>717067126
Well over half of the members are below 10mil currently, we're ngmi

>Still can't get an A rank Bakushin
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>717067318
Your parents and/or support card cards suck dick. Also just spam speed + wit.

>>717061204
Unironically thanks. You inspired me to do 1 more for the night and I just had my best run yet. Not a single loss. 1st every single race the entire way through and ended up making one of my most powerful characters yet. Truly awesome.
>an she's still B+
kek

>>717066895
Secretariat is like one of the best Racing horses in history.
there's no equal in Japan.

>win URA finale with 18 horses first try
>Lose 7 times in a row with Mejiro Ryan
Why? What's the gameplan here?

do they ever put the any of the new horses in a group banner (like the make debut banner)? Or is it just going to be 1-2 new horses each banner?

>>717057763
>>717061103
I love extremely feminine women

>>717067383
Man O’War is better

>>717067313
/v/ooners?

>get hotsprings
>mayano top gun

>>717055426
I don't have webms of any game I play.

>>717067383
A tremendous machine.

>>717066863
why is mambo like this

>into half objectives
>4th click on infirmary
>*horse burger noises*

>>717059094
Is it possible on Global? Or do we need to wait till the're better supports and increast on the stat caps?

>>717067460
Nothing wrong with that
https://litter.catbox.moe/bc56wpy3lh5zotst.png

>>717067536
Has already been done

>>717067393
use a better horse than Mejiro Ryan.

>>717067479
>Secretariat would be that super smug and cocky school idol type that can back everything up and then humiliates their opponents
Would she be like a legit true antagonist for this franchise if she was added, I mean, that webm just seems like beyond overkill.

>>717067479
Secretariat is what Agnes Tachyon fans think she could've become.

it's been over 12 hours since I read the event story and I still can't get Matikanetannhauser out of my head, is this what brainrot feels like?
https://youtu.be/TqtPjObLZa4

>>717067647
I refuse to give up on ANY horse

>>717067460
That's Mayano being taken away after molesting the Trainer btw

>>717067479
It's like a modern car running against old cars.
This horse was like 20-30 years ahead.

>>717044018 (OP)
which country is the strongest in horse racing
im pretty sure jap horses are shit

>>717045104
>>717052781
Kys tendie marketer

>>717067793
This seemed to work

>>717067951
Jap horses are just american horses born and raised in japan or some shit like that

Added to global when?
She needs to join her cousins

>>717067946
All thanks to a freakishly large heart.

>>717067951
Really depends on styles there's a lot of different disciplines in horse racing. But yeah USA and Great Britain are up there.

>>717058217
My Neicha pulled this off with like 700 speed and 500 stamina. She used maestro mid game and it was completely pointless.

>>717067735
I mean, they could have gone with something like that for Rice Shower, but they made her an underdog instead. Honestly doubt it. Might actually only happen if the owners or whoever owns the rights to the horse specifically asks for it

>>717067789
Welcome to the club, brother.

>>717068050
Skibidi Rizz yes yes yes

>>717068042
and american horses are just british horses born and raised in america or some shit like that

Someone mentioned there being an event that will let you gain sparks for your girls. How many do you get?

>>717068056
There's the irony that a freak anomaly could've killed him in the first week after being born, but instead it made him stronger.
He still lived 19 years which is not bad at all, very healthy.

LOL

>>717068042
What is the deal with horse racing in Japan anyway?
It seems that it has been around for centuries, but then the current and more recognizable version wasn't really a thing since as recently as the 70s or 80s when a bunch of owners bought a bunch of American horses and made them breed like crazy? Since it seems like most of the cast in the anime and games seem to all be decendants of like a couple of horses, right?
Why does it seem to be such a big gap there?

>>717068065
career gives a hidden +400 to all stats except wit

>>>/trash/
Buy an ad for your gacha slop.

>>717068163
>Her song would just a remix of that
Kino

>>717068336
you will never be a mod

>claims to be the smart uma
>has zero wit gain
Tachfraud sisters?

>>717048497
>is the game generous with pull currency?
Roll currency is very generous during anniversary and near Scenario time. Usually it's 80-100 and indirect currency is 60 rolls as well. Honestly I will tell you now, to SAVE on your rolls because it's 30k to Spark and a Spark is 100% Guaranteed no 50/50. none of that stuff.
>What's the ratio of standard banners to limited banners?
All Uma's and Card's are in the Standard Pool. It is extremely rare any are limited.
>hows the fanservice? I've heard it's a male/female protagonist choice which sounds like it would nerf it in the fanservice department.
I would say good and average.
>does it have a bond system with bond events?
Yes if you have 3 star Uma's with their outfit's unlocked you do get 4-5 events of bond events. There also is 3 and possibly 4 during story.

Suzuka-chan.......

>>717065870
To be fair if SEA's learned to save up during Anniversaries they can get good deals.

>>717067735
Dunno if Secretariat would be that, he was apparently extremely chill

>>717068413
kek. even the airhead boomer has 20% wit growth.

>>717068306
i don't know but i think most of racing horses died in ww2
and they restarted the racing in 60s or something

>>717068413
She swims with glasses on don't worry about it.

>>717068430
>>717068493
What exactly can I expect during the anniversary banner?

>>717068469

>>717068469
Shizuka if he real

>>717068548
a combined banner that has everyone and you can use your pity on whoever you want

>>717068548
Best way to describe it is like this. You get good deals similar to the Trainee Packs except you will get a Selector for an Uma, a Card selector, and eventually there will be a Battle Pass unveiled that you pay 5$ a month into that gives you enough blue tickets to LB Cards quicker. There is Blue Tickets for F2P but it takes 2-3 months average, vs 1 month for a Paying person.

>>717068306
nips love gambling. they also do the same with bike racing, motorbike racing, and even boat racing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYr35q3K2Jg

Tamamo chud if he real.

>>717066863
>THE WORLD SHALL KNOW MAMBO

>>717068413
she reads books with giant sleeves it takes a while

>>717068505
>Chill but still exceed at everything
Kuudere?

>>717048497
The OP pic girl literally gets mad you arent watching her shorts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOtgP1At3I

>>717068430
the gacha is shit no matter how you word it
who fucking care if its 100% spark when its two mother fucking hundreds rolls to get it
homoslop has the coin flip spark but its only at 90 rolls, with boost rate after 70
even at absolute worse luck you still guarantee to get the spark by 180 rolls
on top of pity carrying over between banners, and the daily gain rate is about the same of 1/3 roll a day
gachawise I would take hoyoslop system over this any days

>>717068883
Described as gentleman-y and playful, being compared to a stable dog, so don't think counts as Kuudere

>dress normally for npc races
>break out the BAZONGAS for the big races where everyone is watching you
why are they like this?

You do NOT have the budget to feed your uma

>>717068954
>All Gacha is bad except my Hoyoslop.
LOL nice try SEAFAG.

>>717068505
secretariat had a gigantic heart so she'd probably be a "love freak" type character.

>>717068505
Truly strong horses are always extremely chill, just like Kitasan Black and Dope Impact
Too bad they are boring as MCs though

>>717068954
>pity carrying over between banners
honestly the chinks got this one right

Is there ever a reason to play the old careers the new ones come out?
since like the new careers give better stats overall

>>717068665
is it for umas only or are they gonna include support cards too
also when?

I WANT NTR

>>717067536
someone already done it on global
you just need to lucksack the turf and long sparks to win arima kinen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLpp3OgNcw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04aZ3zbSR98
My fuarking HERO

How many people will still even be playing by first anni

>>717069262
I read that URA is the choice for spark farming because it's the fastest and the URA spark is the best, but one of the scenarios coming up becomes the best for making roided up PVP horses with mega stats

>>717068430
>is the game generous with pull currency?
>Roll currency is very generous during anniversary and near Scenario time. Usually it's 80-100 and indirect currency is 60 rolls as well. Honestly I will tell you now, to SAVE on your rolls because it's 30k to Spark and a Spark is 100% Guaranteed no 50/50. none of that stuff.
Could you explain this? When you're talking about sparking, do you mean you can add stars to a veteran Uma?

>>717068804
>so much of a chud he actively DODGED mating by KILLING his mating partner
What an absolute(ly small) unit.

>>717044018 (OP)
made for BWC

>>717069410
The champion race event will filter millions

>>717069405
Very cool, but can't believe they didn't show the dialogue after the race

>>717069638
i gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQX2JJxYCI

>>717069693
thanks senpai

>Umamusume did 12 million in revenue before global release

Seriously where does Cygames get their money from? All their gachas are old and or dead/dying

guess the fucking track

How do you get that Triple Dreamer title? What specific formation is that hint talking about?

>>717069870
>hopeless stakes

is Xmas Oguri fat really that powerful?

>>717069841
Uma made ridiculous bucks in JP in a similar honeymoon fashion before it dropped. That's where.

>>717069841
what?
uma musume has made over 5 billion dollars to date

>>717069870
>hopeless

>>717069938
why can't japs design longlasting gachas

>>717069919
>>717069962
every time man this fucking race is actually a blight

>>717055578
imagine flooding the board, every second with THIS garbage
>but muh cute waifus
horses are the niggers of animals

whoever handles the uma clubs on rentry, /uma/niki has 3 open spots, or alternately if 3 people want to join we won't have to edit anything

>>717058134

>>717044018 (OP)
Is it just me? Or is this horse super epic eight now??

It's not the best combo but if anyone wants a 8 star spark (3 speed, 2 stam, 3 power) with a lvl 45 Power Vodka card, here you go. 269344291228

>>717055426
>>717070072
>WHERE'S MUH GAMEPLAY
>When people are constantly discussing, posting screenshots, and engaging with the social aspects of the game
Imagine playing less video games than gachafags, all so you can play house as a wannabe janitor.
Eat a fucking bullet you nigger

>>717065127
Best thing that can happen, this way the summer camp recrreation/rest doesn't feel like a total waste.

>>717069841
You make it sound like 12 million in revenue per month isn't a lot. That's like the equivalent of 2.4 million sales for a $60 game each year. Except uma musume likely cost way less to create than the average 60 dollar game.

>>717067425
adult woman fetish moment

It's better for Haru as a character to lose the Arima Kinen, since it's through that loss that she finally learns the taste of true disappointment that can only come from truly committing oneself to a goal and coming up short

I love Norn.

>>717057763
Limbus company download future

>>717069870
>his 'zensky doesn't steamroll everything regardless
Shiggy

>>717070442
>no, no, no, it's actually less pathetic because SOCIAL ASPECTS LIKE FATLUS GAMES
lol, lmao
you should be raped for this

Who do you think killed uma!Phar Lap?
Personally I think it was a time travelling Gold Ship

>>717070684
You're actually really fucking retarded if you think that's what I'm referring to, holy shit.
How the fuck can you even post without your spoonfeeding mother getting in the way?

>>717070036
Because gachas are repetitive by design.
At some point fatigue sets in even if you keep a good pace in content.

Draft horse umas when?

>>717063205
I really like horse names. Who comes up with names like Manhattan Cafe?

>>717070684
Still waiting btw >>717067276

>>717067276
Hmm, I'll take soulsslop for 500, Alex

>>717070876
Genshin and HSR are still going strong

>no button to skip all stories
>have to skip them all individually

>>717052273
>cries because she didn't beat them hard enough
>destroyed them by 4L in my run

>>717057963
Reminder: Toxotransmosis moment.

>>717070972
Those JP horses names are unironically boring compared to what we have in France. The names are really fucked up and funny as fuck. Not sure where this "custom" comes from tho.

>>717070972
Besides some special cases like there being two horses named El Condor Pasa because the first one wasn't actually a race horse, registered horse names have to be unique.

Considering this has been going on for literal centuries in mutliple countries, sooner or later you're just throwing whatever words you can think of.

>>717071153
I mean it's profitable, but it will dwindle away into nothing to.
Which is also because it's repetitive as fuck.

>>717070781
Well what are you reffering to then, nigger
Talking to your waifu isn't gameplay
Your game is shit anyway
>>717070973
Nta, but Elden Nigger, Kenshi, Rimworld, MonHun, Rise

>>717044018 (OP)
>weebs so lonely and horny they'll even jerk off to anime girl versions of real horses
Get a job and while you're at it play real video games

>>717071282
>NTA
What's the point then? Are you shitting on this game too?

>>717071327
Nah.

>>717071282
>Well what are you reffering to then, nigger
>Talking to your waifu isn't gameplay
Probably player interaction retard.

>>717071327
>t. ignorant normalfag
This game isn't even sexualized.

There was a gold ship cosplay yesterday roaming EVO quals room. Games popping off.

>>717071153
>Genshin and HSR
>Isn't repetitive as fuck
huh?

>>717052273
The mental picture of having your horse do extra races she doesn't have to just to fuck over others is pretty funny.

>>717071074
>>717071282
DING DING DING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE
"Ladies" and gentlemen these are the """people""" constantly shitting up your board!

>>717068171
which were originally arabian horses

>>717067735
would be the ultimate mary sue

>>717071353
>>717071407
Enjoy being lonely losers playing the next gambling app when it comes out

>>717071643
She wouldn't be a mary sue if she actually won those races, retard.

>>717071646
>meanwhile i'm successful
>tons of friends/girlfriends
>*shitposts on 4chins*
Oke buddy.

2 more trophies and I can finally play someone other than bakushin and oguri.

Funny how those faggots never complain about the daily Genshin, ZZZ, WUWA, and especially Blue Archive generals on /v/

>>717071327
Real video games such as what? Go ahead :)

>>717071646
>Enjoy being lonely losers
I've been with my gf for 7 years, we are even watching the Umamusume anime together.
>playing the next gambling app when it comes out
I don't like gacha, this is the only one I actually enjoyed.

>>717071795
Well....

this is the only gatcha i've played for more than a week

>>717071867
I tried blue archive on steam but it's just the typical auto battle mobile. Did nips like it because it has a lot of loli pedophile shit or something?

>>717071795
I complain in all coomer Gacha threads.

>>717071965
they paid a bunch of artists under the table to draw "fan art" for the game for it to seem more popular than it actually is on social media.

>>717072071
Yeah then you'll flee and come back for the next one too, coward niggerfaggot

>>717071965
Nips, especially otaku are gullible as fuck.

>>717067479
>webm
H-he's fast!

>>717072167
>flee
???

What do you call someone who discriminates against uma musume

>>717072270
A neigh-sayer.

>>717072343
I was gonna say racist but yours is better

>>717072270
umacist?
2nd place?
idk

>>717072343
Why are you browsing 4chan, Rudolf?

>>717072380

neigh-tters stole my steed

>>717072270
cracker because jockeys crack whips

>>717069038
Not all of them are overeaters. I think.

Umamusume/Limbus combo where we at?

>>717044018 (OP)
>>717045538
I have no interest in the game. I'm just waiting for someone to make a NSFW VRchat model of her so i can watch some whore dance as her

>>717072584
>cute kawaii game
>seanigger hour
>PORN HENTAI XD FUCKFUCKFUCKCUMCUMCUM
Why are you being like this?

>>717072631
>*cutely debuffs u*

is there any playable MILF Uma? And no, Super Creek isn't a MILF, neither is this hag

>try tokai teio
>everyone says she is shit
>absolutely wipe the career with her
>try gold ship
>everyone says she is great
>barely makes it through the career

>>717072649
Born and raised in Scandinavia
Rent free i guess

>>717072726
now try them in pvp, heh nuff' said

>Perfect run with Spe-chan
>Still can't get A ranking
Fuck my cards.

>>717072726
You need the right setup and balls of steel to do Goldship, shes not beginner friendly at all.

>>717072792
Tokai Teio is still wiping out everyone in PVP, Gold Ship is doing pretty well too, but she loses way more often.

>>717072726
>3 star is better than 2
HUH?!

>>717072870
But I have them both at 3 stars Anon..

>>717072821
did you do optional races, especially G1s?

Golshi was nice to me, she let me win my first career attempt

>>717072917
Do they help somehow?

>>717072917
nta but
>Get The GOAT title automatically on a run
>Not even close to A

>>717072968
i think so, i got my only A so far by doing all the G1s i could find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8&start_radio=1
Your king is a theater kid.

>200 clovers is ONE fucking pull

>>717069870
old woman...

>>717066573
really? Really? I was too lazy to install last week i admit it

>>717072649
T.b.h golshi does act a bit like a slut for the trainer

>>717073379
Overpowered shit comes and goes like for any gacha
You have to like a game first before you give a shit about the overpowered stuff

>>717073308
Middle-aged women shouldn't dress in school uniforms...

>>717073630
Maru peaked in high school

>Hot spring ticket
Shit just got real.

>>717071802
genshin and hsr

>>717073061
If McQueen is the anal queen can Opera be the anal king?

>>717073952
Umas are built to breed they don't do anal.

Tell me about El Condor, why does she wear the mask?

>>717073994
Alright in that case can we all engage in gladiatorial combat to determine which of us is best suited to be Opera's throne?

>>717074050
These terms are acceptable.

Can umas hurt themselves during a race or is it just a training event?

>>717073630
What about kindergarden?

>>717074220
Somewhat degenerate but okay if it's for their husbands.

>>717074438
Ageplay is a fetish more common in women than men.

>>717065654
I haven't gotten her once

【日本馬の歴代獲得賞金ランキング】
1位 アーモンドアイ 19億1526万3900円
2位 キタサンブラック 18億7684万3000円
3位 パンサラッサ 18億4466万3200円
4位 テイエムオペラオー 18億3518万9000円
5位 ジェンティルドンナ 17億2603万400円
6位 イクイノックス 17億1158万2100円
7位 オルフェーヴル 15億7621万3000円
8位 ブエナビスタ 14億7886万9700円
9位 ディープインパクト 14億5455万1000円
10位 ゴールドシップ 13億9776万7000円

>>717074538
>The only time I got her and I got two special weeks

Just end my life bros...

>>717055461
W I F E
I
F
E

>>717074560

>>717074220
made for BWC

>>717055461
Fixed

>>717074538
>Never saw Akikawa open the doors if not for the ticket
>Still got 3 extra 3* umas because of secret pulls
They way CyGames fucks with you like this is weird

Once the rolls dry up
The players will drop

>>717074720
Unironically its canon and part of the story

Will Trainer-san ever escape samsara?

>>717073698
FUCKING FUCK I SKIPPED IT

>>717075096
Then comes time to pay up

>>717075394
Samsara is eternal

>>717075478
Just look it up in the event theater

>>717058076
>my personal favorite has strange solipsism delusions that she's an empress with everyone else in the world existing only to be her NPC subjects.
I didn't like Opera at first because I thought she was just a pompous arrogant asshole, but after rewatching BoaNE she's the luminous mirror of Tachyon. She teases her rivals and push them to grow so they can be opponent fit for her legend. She's reaching for the stars like Tachyon but knows she need dragons to slay to really be the king of all umas. And if she must lose against someone stronger, so be it. I keep seing her as Dark Vader because she's omnipresent and you know she will come sooner or later, but it only up the stakes.

>>717068430
>>717049354
>>717048838
>generous
>20 a month
>200 to spark
Please tell me the pull rate is really high or something because 20 a month is abysmal and I'll probably avoid it if true
>The male/female choice is mostly just in what the girls end up calling you if it's a gendered nickname, you're mostly just called Trainer. At best you might get some light flirting, or seeing them in an onsen.
Yeah but some situations don't make sense if you're a woman but it sounds like it doesn't matter because there's barely any fan service to begin with

>>717075527
ty anon

>>717069392
NTR would greatly improve the game

I'm seeing the posts talking about the game, yeah, this, just like all the gacha threads, do deserve 24h threads

>>717072968
at least try to run the Japan Cup, turf middle with 30k fans reward, and there are two of them (one each in year 2 and 3). and I think most umas can easily run it if not already in their objectives. the year 2 specifically is a pretty good safety measure for getting the valentines skill up and also the next one after.

>>717069392

>>717075838
My hero!

>Kitasan banner ends
>No more "Connecting..."

So it was the third world bot farms shitting up the servers

>>717073308
jesus christ she gets so many mood downs

>>717075206
NEEED outis wife

>>717075493
unfortunately the ratio of money to carats is so shit I don't think anyone but the bluest of whales will swipe

Cygames will still of couse get their money but the player base will disappear

>>717076216
She is waiting for you in korea anon
Get her before the stalker makes her fall for him

>>717076297
how do I into korea from the US? do they need english teachers there?

>>717076225
I'm buying the monthly pack. It's slow but I think it's the only option that financially makes sense. And maaaybe those rookie packs with the guaranteed ticket

>musclehead character
>tummy exposed
>no abs
This is the true reason ryan is not popular

>>717063920
Damn, a higher chance to get my own Super Creek SSR Support is tempting, but I also have to save for Wedding Top Cun...

>>717076449
It's fucked up those carrots don't count as paid ones

>>717063920
I am saving for Meisho Doto, Manhattan Cafe and Tamano Chud.
Yes I believe in my luck

>>717073379
you can just reroll on the super creek banner and borrow kitasan

Damn, she turned out great.

Post more Daiwa

>>717048497
It's a VN where the whale and tryhard (mentaly damaged to do this in a gacha) player don't play the VN part because they put all their pull in card banner instead of new girl (weapon from genshin)

>>717063920
>Narita Brian
>Cafe
>Doto
>15000 carats saved
What are my odds looking like lads?

>>717073994
Their body my choice

>>717076831
Believe in the heart of the cards or whatever.

>>717076785
But if you need to pull to get the girls to raise their bonds to get VN parts then it's shit imo. Sounds like watching the story on youtube is what this game is designed for.

>>717076737
Sukaaletto

>>717075838

>Champions meeting
Its going to be a bloodbath isn't it

>>717076737

>>717076146
>>717076146
that's a really ugly cow she's riding

>>717076482
Only closet fags like muscles on women.

>>717077875
Only fags think muscles = man. With this "logic" you think you're not a fag for being attracted to feminine men.

>>717076840
You don't get a choice. You WILL breed your uma.

What even counts as a tomboy in this series when every single girl is into this sport

>>717076482
Tomboys that just look like boys are dogshit and for actual closet gays
There are plenty of tomboys that keep their femininity. Hell, most of the girls in Uma ARE tomboys.

>>717078142
They need to be roudy and interested in other activites, customs and styles (clothing, hair etc.) that are typically associated with women. I wouldn't call many IRL athletics girls tomboys either.

>>717078005
I doesn't get more homoerotic than gymfags admiring other gymfags muscles.

Daiwa Sweatet

>>717078306
>They need to be roudy
nah, they just need to not be bitches. no need to behave like a nigger, if anything that's likely to be overcompensating

>>717078308
>being straight is gayer than being gay
Nice to see we've established that you are

>>717078408
That "and" was supposed to be "or".
>They need to be rowdy or interested in other activities...

so the next banner comes up later today? or did i mix it up with something else

>>717076482
Are you sure it's not because of her horrible haircut? She'd look cuter with at least a little more hair, like Sakura from street fighter.

>>717078327
Subaru would have to kill himself everytime Witch of Frost decided to get boxed and lose a race terribly

>>717078578
Looks like the next one is up tomorrow
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1951101097982173691?t=OGUNhmfAtgHDIiB-YJ0tgA&s=19

>>717078523
oh, that makes much more sense

Taking an adult woman in a school uniform for a spin for the first time. Wish me luck.

>ah yes my wives
>brian
>ryan
>and mr COCK AND BALL

wit game?
acceleration game?
This is a feeder game

>>717079214
>this game has a lot of tomboys
>look inside
>it's because half the horses are based on males irl

>>717072584
>some whore dance as her
That'd be a man

>>717079370
how can human women compete?

>>717079370
Hishi Amazon is a tomboy even though she is based on a mare.

>>717079438
Par for the course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFiNdkt5634&list=RDLFiNdkt5634&start_radio=1

>>717079463
I imagine most mares who could compete in horse racing were "tomboys" of sorts among horses. It's kinda funny that male horses like Super Creek acted more motherly with their trainers.

>>717079370
VODKA DA

Can someone draw Agnes Tachyon in Dr.Stone style tribalgear

I hope everyone playing this game has a slow and painful death for evading the filter.

>there's barely any dirt racers because they couldn't get the rights to the popular dirt tracks until next anniversary
damn....

>>717079713
Is that Azur Lane parody?

>>717079657
BASED

youtube suddenly recommended me like 5 aston machan videos in a row
what are they trying to do?

>>717079832
Teio getting blacked by Kitasan...

>>717073308
I don't recall this game existing.

>>717079832

>>717078473
>strawmanning

>>717080842
>says nothing is gayer that admiring someone else's muscles
>gayer than actual homosexuality
>didn't deny my point where you think being attracted to feminine men is less gay because you think feminine = straight whereas masculine = gay
You are a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb2IKZF56WI

Reminder that Ryan's hair is lore relevant