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>>535634339 (OP)
it's over.........

NOOOO OGURI IM NOT FOOD DONT EAT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kitasan armpit

spending all my paycheck for haru grass

what's the best distance/style to gutsmaxx?

Mean Cup
Send in only 1 uma (your debuffer)
>64420857
12/18 right now
>64420857

she's oguri cap...

you should be thanking cygenerous for giving you 4 more days to farm instead of crying about "muh rewards"

what did she mean by this?

>>535634637
that she wants to SUCK MY DICK

How do you get an S in more than one stats? Wit is worthless, only speed, stamina and strenght matter

MARRRRVELOOOOUUUUSSSS SUUUUUUNDAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Now that I have you attention - the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby is about to commence, 10 thrilling and exciting races for all of /uma/ to participate in!

Today we will run the usual courses in reverse, starting with a Dirt Mile -> Long -> Medium -> Mile -> Sprint
First set of races will have fixed moods, second set random moods.

As usual, please only register ONE (1) [uno] UMA for each race, this is not a CM testing room or anything, its just a fun race.

Will host the first room in just a moment!!

FUCK YOU NO MORE TONGUE

>>535634637
Why do I see so many Umas making blowjob gestures? Is Tracen an academy for whores?

>300 carrats in my inbox
>reward for racism
thank you cygames very cool.

>>535634518
I don't know why I find this shit so funny

>>535634762
BASED

>bad/awful mood x3
>late start
>rushed
>skills don't activate
>debuffs miss
>blocked
>lose
Are you ready?

Just fell in love with Oguri Cap

Digitan LOVE

>>535634819
that's you get for using evil nature

>>535634819
The be on the winning side of all that? I sure am!

my balls are so itchy
i shaved them this morning

>>535634762
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535634750
The first race of the day: The Marvelous Sunday Dirty Stakes, presented by SunnyD, taking place in the MARVELOUS city of Tokyo, Japan.

Registration is now open for everyone at
>66284315
I repeat, the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>66284315

buddies i am fucked

>Check the CM lobbies while waiting for the MARVELOUS SUNDAY races
>niggers are joining with a single or two umas each
lmao

I just had a big brained idea of going all late and end so that the fastest goldship gets to go front and get hit by the gold debuffs.

>>535634832
I'd rather have yurifags spamming than foidposting desu

>>535634570
>64420857
Slots are at 13/18
>64420857

>>535634985
It's Falco time!

how are you bros filtering and picking your best aces

Sticky thigh sex with umas followed by loving penetration with the purpose of breeding.

How long until people become numb to CM?

>>535634774
did you get this title?

BANG BANG BANG CRASH BANG BANG CRACK BANG BANG
>ceiling crumbles
OH TRAINER YES
>ceiling lamp falls onto your head

>>535634608
I should beat you to death with my penis, you stupid faggot

>>535634985
Hey fuck you let me in I had to boot up the game this is fucking horseshit.

>>535634985
>>535634985
Oh yeah i forgot to mention that the room will start in 15 min if we don't fill up

>>535634764
Tracen is a place where they find a partner for life so they have to develop some skills

>>535635127
I'm numb to this game, if I don't get auto-training within a month I'm not going to bother logging in anymore, danchud can seethe for all I care.

>>535635119
carrot

>>535635120
I wish they'd start pissing on me

>>535635119
i click around randomly until my eyes glaze over and i just pick something that seems decent. this game has awful organization and filtering.

>>535635119
carrot at top left when you open profile

>>535635119
I have a notes file with the ranking and name of my uma I'm going to send to CM

>>535635240
>this game is shit!
>I will only play it for one more month!

Alright well nobody is beating that El Condor Pasa.

>>535635265
where is her crown?

>>535634748
I fucking hate you faggots, everytime I ask things nobody give me a reply. You only care when I post a sexy horse, I hope everyone dies in this thread

>>535634832
Does the game ever get this outfit?

>>535635196
It'd be hard for an Uma to not fall for their (competent) trainer who basically pampers the shit out of them for 3 years.

Burubon sex

>>535635331
yeah its called burnout nigger.

>>535635364
sorry

Yeppers?

>>535634985
13/16 so far!

>>535635371
based and bakushinpilled

why do retards call it CM practice, what are you practicing?

>>535634748
It's all in the support cards.

>>535635376
Shakur doesn't fall for you though and constantly hates you the entire time.

>>535635084
Final call, will start the race when it's full or in 5 minutes
>64420857
Mean Cup
15/18.
Send in 1 uma (your debuffer)
>64420857

>>535635364
I-I don't play the game anon, I'm here for the sexy horses!

>>535635119
toss it into the simulator and see if it survives a curse nuke

>>535635469
my horse needs to practice the race?

>>535635263
Mares kinda do that when they're in heat, no?

>>535635505
No one likes Shakur

>>535635434
This is one of the jokes that simply gets lost in translation.

>>535635364
>>535634748
what do you want to hear?
take 3 MLB speed and power cards and pray to RNGsus

>>535635505
that's why she will stay alone for the rest of her life

>>535635119
Carrot and memorising the numbers and when I got them

anon you sent your horse to the wrong room

fix your goddamn posture

>>535635434
Nanoda

>>535635414
I don't forgive you and if I ever see you again I'll kill you

>successfully altered my Suzuka for sprint
now to modify Maru into a dirt pacer

Bwos does anyone have a MLB Tokai Teio or Seiun Sky? I’ve got a MLB Satono if you want to exchange follows

>>535635698
I do like the sexy horses you post tho
if you dont have MLB cards you'll have a hard time hitting 2 S rank stats

>>535634748
mostly RNG; you want your support cards to land on the trainings you're looking for; also having a way to get charming early so you can max friendship and hit rainbow trainings early

even max MLB SSRs alone won't do that

>>535635731
Just use the database nigga.

>>535634750
Marvelous!

>>535635505
correction is needed

>>535635729
Calm down, Mengele-toreina.

>>535635678
I'm trying, just started mewing but I don't see any results besides breathing through my nose more.

>CM starts in 3 days
That's not Monday

>>535635698
me behind them just off screen

>>535634985
still at 14/16!!
starting in 5 minutes if we dont fill up!

>>535635590
I like Shakur

I did the best I could guys
I'm new
hopefully I won't be insta-eliminated? I don't really have good cards at all.

>>535635380
Does she even know what sex is

>>535635781
>the stallion usually ejaculates after 6 to 8 pelvic thrusts
phew, I'm in the range

>>535635913
i just had white pee

What are the best inherits for a pace chaser currently? Duty of Dignity, Red Shift and Triumphant pulse? Shooting for victory requiring you to be 3rd or 4th? Feels like it makes it completely worthless.

>>535635815
Actually this general told me there's very little luck involved and that it's a skill issue if your uma friends don't show up for training properly

>>535635781
>1 link clicked on
>it's"sniff her urine"
you need jesus

>>535635961
Showoff

>>535634570
nice Taiki with zero debuffs skills

I thought the CM was starting today???

>>535635514
Race is starting. Good luck to the singular pace Taiki in the lobby.

>>535635954
No because every horse is a pure, pretty, delicate maiden who will only ever know (You) and canonically not a single one has had anything lewd done to or by them to anyone. They're all virgins.

>>535636032
She's the test subject

>>535635928
You can try again and skip skills such as right-handed (does nothing for the race, it's left handed) and queue for the B races

Also check
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
if you haven't for inheritances or cards.

>>535636009
also true

>>535635928
you're running on the wrong track anon!

>>535635590
Shut your fucking mouth

>>535635618
I'm tired of praying... there must be another way besides being lucky.
>>535635812

>>535636054
Everything, down to the CM start date, was a gaslight

>See that Tachyon has +20% speed bonus
>oh ok I should run 3/3 instead of 4/2 for extra stamina
>can't max speed, stam isn't even higher as I had to focus on speed more
Fuck it I guess it's just 4/2 forever huh?

>>535635954
She will when we’re done

If you are using Oguri and Goldship and lose the CM finals you are a bad trainer and should delete the game

>>535636057
>No.16
it's so over

My first A+ rank. Fitting that it's the Emperor

>>535636060
Gross, I want slutty horses.

>>535636110
wait is left handed? oh I was told it was right haha
>>535636138
oops...lol!
>>535636110
thanks I did, its how I borrowed a Super Creek

I'll try again for a few days, Oguri and Gold Ship.

>>535634608
What should I be farming?
>>535635031
Why must she be years away?

SNIFFFFFFFF

wwyd bwo

>66284315
TWO SPOTS
AND
TWO MINUTES
LEFT,
YOU WOULDN'T ALLOW "IMAGINE LOSING" AND "INDIAN BREATH" TO JOIN THE MARVELOUS DERBY NOW WOULD YOU?

>>535634570
stop posting this cropped version I need to see those jugs am so upset I will edit water sounds on it if it happens again

>>535636197
Yeah, he's pretty manly, isn't he? Sexy man body.

>>535636169
there is huge variance between runs, pretty much entirely based on which training activities your support horses decide to go to

mine holding out suprsingly well even though I didn't build her to be an actual racer at all

>>535635590
I like her. She has a good gap.

I randomly ranked Super Creek up to 3* and I've actually started to like her career with the long illness upping failure chances.

>>535636276
Nakayama Festa looks fun
im 100% rolling for her

>>535635928
You will be insta eliminated.
Forget the CM, you have 3 days. Learn to beat career mode first with borrowed cards and umas.
Throw allyour carats on the Super Creek banner to get as many as you can, since she's universally good

>>535636276
turn 360 degrees and walk away
I'm heterosexual

>>535635119
carrot and a spreadsheet, not joking.

>>535636154
you're playing the wrong game I'm afraid
this is roll the dice a million times and get lucky once - game

How much more do I have to wait? Next tuesday? If I don't get her I'll leave the game, I'm not going to take another failure

>>535636169
4/2 will make it more reliable for sure, but optimal runs you'll most likely overcap on speed

>>535636276
>a full room of schizophrenic evil horses
Try and kill myself before one of them can reach me.

>>535634985
started!!!

>>535636057
>no. 18
Gloo time!

>>535636389
I was told super creek is only good at level 0 and the max doesn't matter? But thanks. I wanna save my carats for cute horse girls, so I'm gonna wait for those to roll.

>>535636169
How do you hit power, skill and wit targets running 4/2? I run 3/1/1/1.

>bad mood
FUCK

>>535636372
welp her stam got aboslutley eviscerated at the end

This is the run

>>535636276
Go back to my room and impregnate Natty.

>>535636057
>first
>ult procs
>on the last spots after the animation
fun race

>>535634985
>Falco in a bad mood
what did you guys do to her!

>>535636567
Good luck

>>535636567
GOOOO ANON

>>535636197
BASED! grats, anon!

>>535634985
AAAAAAA I FORGOT TO SET THE MOODS!!!

>>535636385
her entire kit is built around gambling, so hope you're ready for even more RNG

>>535636419
>after upgrading my King Halo and getting her race outfit I could never replicate my old perfect run with her
I just want to use her with her racing outfit bros.... also I never got 2 stats with S again

>>535636389
>>535635928
>Throw all your carats on the banner, new player!
This shit is fucking retarded
You have a 70%? chance of getting a SC copy if you spend 30k carats for 200 pulls on her banner.
If you have less and don't get her then you're fucked and get a bunch of clovers (save 200 for a 1 pull ticket worth 150 carats)

>>535636695
Blocked you in game, bwo
you're a rigger...

>>535636510
damn that was a close finish

>>535636697
I fucking love gambling based characters

>playerbase already dropping because the accelerated schedule is unsustainable without more gibs
dead game by this time next month the fomo of missing every banner and new umas and not being able to save up in time for anything is going to kill this shit fast

>>535636697
yes, i saw her skills
they look very fun

gyaaaaaaat

Do I have to watch the 1st 2 seasons of the Uma Musume to start Cinderella Grey? Season has 1 so much QUALITY in it

Would have won if she hadn't randomed bad mood I'm calling shenanigans

>>535636748
I would rather roll on cute horse girls, or save up a loot. I guess I'll roll for cute horses and when I get them save all my other carats haha.

that taiki got scammed; fuck sumatto farukons

>>535636806
doesn't really change anything you still only want to roll when you get 30k, and you get 30k faster with events happening faster

>>535636847
No but I'd still recommend watching season 2

>>535635364
3 Speed
3 Pouer

Sorry mate, I was pounding your horse earlier.

>>535636849
My falco was in bad mood too
stay mad loser
shes the dirt queen!

>>535636847
no they're completely separate

>>535634985
Now that was a close finish!
Sorry again for the mood mix up, will continue with fixed moods for now!

Hosting the long race in a moment!

>>535636806
Good, this is what they deserve for treating us like 2nd class citizens

>>535636847
No, Cinderella is set in the past and I'd actually recommend watching it first if you believe the original S1+S2 are too outdated.
S2 is still the best uma season produced but you will get to it once you're hooked with cingray.

AAAAAAAAAA my Taiki was skilled for pace and I made her front. Send ME to the glue factory.

m-my falco was ok but got saddened by seeing all the other sad horses!

>>535636985
I don't care. You're dead to me, Rigger.

>>535636847
Watch 2, it's not dogshit
Honestly, even S3 is better than S1

>>535636539
>>535636748
Eh, I guess you're right, a MLB SC isn't necessary. But you should have at least lb0 aka your own copy so you can borrow maxed cards that fit what you're going for.
I'm just biased because I have a MLB SC myself

>>535636985
stop drawing gay hearts on my uma

Any open league chads?

the best i got
im dead arent i

>>535636057
Full lobby results
>Taiki and Rudolf taken out by the back and shot by 6+ Mystifying Murmurs

What are your thoughts on single mothers?

>>535636695
>I'm missing out on my weekly MARVELOUS POINTS due to mood RNG
explode

>>535637097
Sorry, I'm straight.
Good luck though!

>>535636057
my horse got raped....

>>535637071
it's cute!
my idol is cute!

>>535637128
>getting beaten by a literal who

This is a 180cm tall woman according to Japan

>>535637114
black person

>>535636928
yeah just ignore the weakly TT gibs and the daily 30 + odd rewards from drops + stuff like complete 200 career races for 100 carats + the monthly club rewards you know possibles like thousands of extra carats that add up over time just ignore all that

what do i exchange my marvelous points for

>>535637128
You guys murdered my American Titty

>>535637128
>Multiple umas losing to Mini Clematis
Guys?

>>535637190
Why doesn't the big hors simply eat the smaller horses?

>>535636985
Please draw more gay hearts on my uma

>>535636962
>3 Speed
>3 Pouer
I did that once and it went horrible!
>I was pounding your horse earlier
Brian isn't out yet, you can't do that! I'll rape you!

>>535637114
you've got a good horse! Needs a bit more stamina but ah well

>>535634750
The Marvelous Sunday Sunday Sho is the next location of our next race!
3000 meters of MARVELOUS turf as 18 MARVELOUS Umamusume fly across the track in a bid for the finish line.
Registration is now open at
>30183501
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>30183501

>>535637190
Imagine the sex

>>535636549
Wit is exceptionally easy with zero cards so you only need 400. Just train it when it's the most populated option, and don't be afraid to spend 2-3 turns each summer clicking it if you don't get a double rainbow elsewhere
Power just requires Kita + King Halo/Tokai Teio, since they provide bonus power every time you hit the speed button which adds up significantly. I also typically take power and stam inherits.
Skills is easy on any medium horse with a B in long. If they aren't goals just make sure to run the 3 G1s in late Oct, Late Nov and Late Dec both years, the Derby in year 1 and if you need more the Taka Kinen in Year 3 on the turn before the summer camp. You can also run the Elizabeth in early nov. Since skill point gain is just based on race rarity unless you place horrifically. That's usually more than enough points and also boosts fancount for your +20 wit +50 skill points from the Kiryuin events (classic year: requires 50k fans by early nov and 100k fans by late december)

>>535637114
looks good dawg

>>535636060
Teio...

>>535637287
you type like you're from r*ddit which disturbs me. has this place actually fallen to tourists like you? disgusting.

>>535637365
>tourists

>>535636462
Sex

>>535637323
>Imagine the sex with a woman smaller than you
so .... just sex?

I need pictures. Pictures of Rudolf's bloomers

>>535637287
Lets see if 4 gold stamina can survive

>>535637269
Have you tried any of the following:
>trained a horse with +20% bonus in Speed
>Not use shit cards
>Grind 150+ runs
>Paying up to Cygays like the good little twinkie you are.

>selection period until 25th
So do I have that much time to build my stuff?

>>535637365
>someone organizes fun races
>UHHHH REDDIT?

please kill yourself

>>535637287
i havent made a long uma in so long

>>535637460
She is clearly at least 2m tall

>>535637331
>derby year 1
I mean classic year.
Also always run the Hopeless stakes if it's a medium horse.

>>535637365
Don't you dare speak ill of the race organizer lest you want to get UMA ATTACK'd in a dark alley

>>535637454
Sex what you fucking monkey? Answer the question or I'll fuck you in the ass!

>>535637365
You need to stop eating raw lemons for breakfast.

No S but I guess that's it

oh boy can't wait for my Spe to let me down like she always does!

>>535637365
>you type like you're from r*ddit which disturbs me.
yeah bro the post

that doesn

type like this

is from fucking
REDDIT
literally rent free

Remember to stay hydrated

manhattan cafe is so far away and idk what to roll for in the meantime

>>535637365
>how DARE you type with formatting or grammar of any kind!

I love my wife and my daugther

>>535637287
started!

>>535637365
This post was not very marvelous.

>>535637365
faggot

Is there a chance for a hint to repeat or is it a one and done kind of thing?

your typing style? reddit
your favorite horse? reddit
your cards? reddit

>>535637365
Who made you fun police?

Damn, you guys were right, Rice Shower sucks donkey dick. Not wasting an alarm clock on this piece of shit.

I've been in Team Trials class 2 with massive 267k score for a while
Shouldn't I have been move to class 3 today?

>>535637365
there's nothing more reddit than trying to use perfect punctuation and policing people who don't in casual conversations bwo

My girl did it

what are the Uma Musume steam keyboard controls?

I hate Spe so much it's unreal.

>joined some rando long instead of MARVELOUS
I'm MARVELOUSly jumping off a bridge I wanted to show you all my funny rice shower

>>535637220
The vibes weren't very good for her

>>535637114
>Curvature
You could have picked up firm conditions, left handed and Tokyo racecourse over that brick.

>>535637801
you always have a a chance to get stats
but if you learned the ability, you can't get the hint anymore and it rerolls
but if you can get more hint levels, then you can definitely double up the same hint

>>535637801
yes, you can get hints for the same skill from the same support card, the only way to remove it from the pool is to buy it

>>535637862
trainer issue

reminder that 1k in both stamina and speed and 1 gold blue skill is the MINIMUM to even bother entering CM

Does the amount of g1 race wins on grandparent horses affect affinity?

where the FUCK did that tachyon come from lol

>my nice nature made to 5
that was made a month ago...

>>535637987
those didnt trigger on that run, i was hoping for slipstream and tail held high

it was fated love

My Bourbon needs work

>>535638028
Mambo

Teio...

>>535638028
>1
>Not 2

>>535637993
>>535638009
Thanks!

Daiwa Scarlet's MASSIVE knockers.

>>535637862
Don't give up big bro...

I really was the only Rice farmer? Happy I at least placed.

Sex with Gentildonna

>>535637862
Rice shower? More like shit shower? Hehe i'm so funny

>>535637801
From the random skill hint events they can repeat as many times as they want until you hit 5x hints for the skill. Keep in mind the scripted skill hints from support events and the inspirations will give you hints for skills even if you already maxed them or already bought them.

>>535638198
Her name just reminds me of porn

>>535638213
More like rice cake

>>535638296
Could still be shit shower, god DAMN

I just found the spectate feature was in an entirely different area of the room match. Why am I so dumb with this game's interface..

>>535637287
And the race finished with Mc Ride from the cult band Death Grips in 1st!
What a marvelous race this was!

Hosting the Medium in a moment!

>>535638198
This but King Halo

Kitasan is the perfect wife

How do I know what skills work on each running strat? Does triumphant pulse or rudolph's skill work with end closer golshi?

Speaking of hints, I've noticed a few times you do a training with a support card with a hint, it triggers but yousdon't get any hint discounts, what's up with that?
It even plays the small cutscene of your uma standing in front of them, but it just says "Stat X went up" "Relationship with X increased" but no skill discounts... mind you there's still skills available from that card to learn but nothing happens.

Anyone gettting the same experience? Only noticed it lately while I'm grinding for CM

I would never let that whore Spe anywhere near my daughter.

Mares are so sexy

>Got my first A+ rank
>Is also an okay spark
Vodka is really the best horse daughter.

>>535638445
Yes, every hint has a chance of only giving a stat increase instead.

>>535638396
cygames has a really bad problem with interfaces, it takes like 6 different menus to host a raid in gbf for example

Auto careers when? I tire of tapping my screen

>>535638545
Marvelous Cumday

>>535637950
look all that aura

>>535638445
Yeah it happens. It is RNG. Just gotta hope it does not happen too often.

>>535638445
One of the hints is an 8 stat increase based on the support card type. It's part of the pool with the actual skill hints.

>>535638390
It's true that the real horse has a micro penis or anon lied to me again?

>>535638598
>>535638607
Why is this allowed?

>>535638545
STANDING

>>535638368
THEY REVIVE LETS GOOO!!

>>535638598
this should be illegal along with slacker debuff events

>>535638445
that's what hint frequency and hint level are, cards like Biko Pegasus have 0 hint frequency so getting a skill from it is very low

>>535638667
Just to fuck with you

>>535637862
I need you to lock the fuck in onii-sama

sexy gremlin

>>535638598
can you draw an arrow towards the circle so i can see it better

>>535634750
With the Long out of the way, we're off to the Marvelous Medium Medium Stakes!
Set your expectations to MARVELOUS despite the Medium Stakes, sparks will fly on the final sprint!

Registration is now open at
>52845745
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>52845745

>>535638598
>one will be randomly granted
>it's randomly stat gain multiple times in a row

Which way white man

>>535638368
i don't get this meme

>>535638396
Not your fault. The UI/navigation for this game can get really stupid.
I think the worst is probably signing up for room matches.
>Tazuna says "roomu matchi"
>Click a room and go to uma selection
>Tazuna says "roomu matchi"
>click uma slot, hear your umas say their name like pokemon
>takes you back to the uma selection
>Tazuna says "roomu matchi"
>click uma slot, hear your umas say their name like pokemon
>Tazuna says "roomu matchi"
>click uma slot, hear your umas say their name like pokemon
>click Go
I had to mute the game after 10 minutes of CM tests because of Tazuna's constant cry of "roomu matchi"

Does CM have mood?

>>535638789
>full already
Wew. Are you niggas putting in 3 umas?

>>535638789
and we're off to the track!

>>535638789
fug, could not join in time

>>535638814
2nd from the right

>>535638967
its the race everyone has been building

>>535638789
I typed the number wrong 3 times and by then the room was full ffs

>>535638954
Apparently the first one has it in all rounds, they changed the final round to great mood after that

>>535638789
>>535638967
Oh rip, I was actually gonna try this for a change.

I can't even bother with doing a career per day anons... what can I do?

>>535638954
Yes, and it's all randomised for this CM and the next one.
For the 3rd one onwards, it's randomised except for the finals.
There's heavy misinformation going round that the finals is actually always great this time too but it isn't.

I was umanxious today because I thought CM started at 3PM but nope it's just signups.
Had I known I had an extra couple days to prepare I wouldn't have stressed so much over getting my aces up and running as quickly as possible.

>MARVELOUS Dirt Derby
>17/18 after 3 hours
>MARVELOUS Medium Stakes
>If you hesitate for 5 seconds then you're left out
That's it, I'm requesting
dirt shoes
again

>>535639063
just take a break bwo

>>535639063
if you don't want to play, you dont want to play

>gourmand and maestro didn't trigger
im losing it MAKITANEEE

>>535638984
*breaks her leg* heh nothing personal

>>535638550
>>535638598
>>535638603
>>535638607
Ohhh I thought the stat/relationship increase was obligatory and the only RNG was which skill got discounts and how many, didn't think that was actually an RNG option.
Man that sucks, the card finally coughs up a hint and you get only stats lmao

>>535638909
That's not the worst part of Room Matches, it's all the clicking you have to do and confirm just to be told the room's full and you're too slow to get in

I'M A FUCKING OJIISAN MY FINGERS ARE SLOW WHAT IS THIS QTE PVP JUST TO ENTER LOBBY MATCHES

30310199

>my CM """""""""""Ace""""""""""""" got 7th
grim

>>535639289
Who's that Uma?

How many TP refreshes do we get on a regular basis? I feel like I've been burning through them trying to farm for CM horses

>>535639162
it's FUCKED UP how much people are disrespecting dirt races

Genuinely, How do you even build grandparents/parents? Aside from begging for a big blue spark, of course

>>535638789
Taiki Shuttle
Oguri Cap
What is this? A dirt mile? And we couldn't even fill that up with 16 people .... anyway, hosting the REAL Mile race in just a moment!

>>535639362
havana syndrome

>>535639473
how the FUCK does Taiki win a god damn medium?

>>535639353
that's why you don't put your ace in those!
you risked an injury for a fun race...

>>535639462
start with the whites

imagine training her

>>535639567
Yes, you will whitewash your lineage

>>535639250
kek that golshi

>>535639698
Oi, that’s supposed to be a henshin pose!

>>535637595
Sex with Narita Brian

>>535639462
You make horses with lots of good white sparks (since those affect the chance to get the spark on the trainee) and keep rotating through horses until you have two entire lineages full of good white sparks, then you just spam a good grandparent horse until you get lucky.

I really should play more umas. I am cooked deluxe.
>no sprinter
>no miler
>no longer
>no dirter

73030463

>>535639801
elon dicksuckers still cant stop trying to cover for him

After doing multiple CM room matches, I’ve come to a conclusion that it’s an RNG fest. Your S medium Uma will lose to an A medium Uma just because your skills doesn’t proc. I just hope I don’t lose the first round

>>535639669
Sounds good to me

>>535639801
why does she have the armband then?

>>535637365
reddit did NOT like this post

>>535639745
That's me, why you gotta be mean...
Genuinely thought I had it

>>535639924
fuck off
>>>x.com

>>535639945
RNG is good, embrace it.

>>535634750
Next up in todays races - the Marvelous Sunday Mile High Race in beautiful Tokyo once again!

Registrations for the race are now open at
>20276308
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>20276308

guh

Anons I'm aware I'm bricked but still, what would be the best to put as support for my friends with the little I have?

I want to be UMA ATTACK'd by Nature...

>>535639945
everything in this game is RNG tho

>>535640021
elon dicksucker detected

I will simply win CM with my unoptimized horses. It's that easy.

>best golshi i raised out of all the golshis with an S in med is the one that i felt was the weakest
they werent lying about Stam being worth more than speed

FUCK these Oguri Cap tryhards

>>535639801
But Biko is the tokusatsu uma, that one is Sakura Bakusieg 88

>>535640042
and we started!

>>535640105
Top 3 at the top left

>>535639859
>three year wait
shit sux

>>535640105
taishin

>>535640042
Welp.. time to represent Maruzensky in the next race

bros i'm buying into the title fear mongering... what happens if i don't get the platinum title... i don't want to brick my account...

>>535640105
Taishin. Only put up fully capped cards. And speed is king.

>>535640112
dude how can they enter so easily to the trainers houses? I thought there were guards outside patrolling plus they don't have the key

Which of these three umas should I enter into Taurus Cup? I know I don't stand a chance, but I want to try

So Narita Brian is out on the 20th?

>Bakushin was blocked
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535640314
Lil bro is thinking of selling his account lol

alright losing these races is really starting to piss me off

>>535640191
about that...

Pick my next career run:
Agnes Tachyon
Grass Wonder
Super Creek
Winning Ticket

>>535640314
titles are meaningless bwo

>>535640042
All those vodkas!
and not a single one in her personal race gear, breaks me heart
Truly Faiwa fans are superior!

Hosting the Sprint Race in a moment!

>>535640397
Mayano > Opera >>>>>>>> Pasa

>>535640397
you can enter 3

>>535640496
play the crash out queen winning ticket

>>535640315
>>535640232
Taishin it is then, thanks anons

>>535639289
definitely not your uma glowie

>>535640496
Grass Wonder

>>535640496
tickezo

>>535640105
>air shakur
Every
Single
Time

>>535640440
thanks for not letting me be last, I love you!

Taishin love

>>535640440
>me and the other Late getting blocked by the wall of Pacers
Owari da

Hello I'm still seething about missing the monies from the Golshi event.

I think this is the best thing has happened in my fucking life, I wish I was joking, I feel motivated in a way I haven't felt in a long time, a literal blessing in disguise. I know this might sound like an ironic joke but I'm 100% serious.

>>535639945
This is the reason i run 2 aces

>>535634750
Next up on todays menu - The Marvelous Sunday Sunshine Sprint!
The only thing faster than these sprinters are only the warm sunrays on a Sunday afternoon!

Registration is now open at
>36747671
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>36747671

>>535639945
This is the reason I run 2 debuffers, to give my ace the highest chance of winning

I run 3 debuffers, I'm not winning neither are you.

>>535640654
she's there to remind me of the mistakes of my past, I have already thrown away 2 other copies but she wont go away

Getting Leg locked by Gentildonna

>>535639669
>When Rice realizes she can easily overpower toreina-san

Which would be a better parent to share on my profile? Teio's other mother is Narita Taishin with 3 stam, 2 Medium, and 3 Nemesis. Rudolph's sparks that got cut off don't matter.

>>535640891
>all these front runners
uh oh

>>535640995
>two years away
Pain.

>>535640891
started!

>>535640891
IM JUST GOING FRONT FUCK IT

>>535641002
imagine

>>535640458
>>535640528
but i'll never be able to get it EVER... it would... it would be over for me... i hate missing out...

>>535641042
redline

>10 (ten) front runners
sorry pacecucks, but you're not making it past this wall

Do any umas hate the trainer?

>>535640995
>>535641073
MY DOG SHALL PROTEC

>>535637204
you realize that gatcha make it so that the early part of its release is extremely grindy for not very good characters, and later on you get all these god-tier powercrept units so that even if Newcomers just waltz in they can compete because all the vets wasted the first couple of years grinding the skinner box and just end up having to upgrade to the new stuff anyway, getting all of the happen to us in double time is just as much a benfit as a detriment

Dammit I'm just finding out they released full versions of all those remixes to youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-KgUxN2B8. Hopefully the tarrifs get dropped so I can find some way to import those CDs.

>>535640946
Debuffers are there so that your ace will win, you are most definitely walking away with just the participation prize lol

>>535640891
Damnit, missed it again.

BOXXED

I have literally never noticed anyone's titles and will continue to be oblivious to them including the CM one

>>535641021
Sorry, wrong image. Fucking thumbnails all look the same.

>>535639745
>>535639250

Reminder that McQueen canonically fucks her trainer in her story mode in the game

Will my Goldship be fine for the CM? I got pretty lucky with this run, a shame that Red Shift/Med didn't proc. VGNNM

HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKING DID IT I LOVE HER
jealous of that guy who had her 3* though

>>535641248
LOL WUT

>>535641284
It's ok but you really need at least one accel skill

>>535641284
gambatte!!!

>>535640995
being submitted by donna

>>535641248
KEKED

Is regular teio better than anime teio? She has better stat bonuses and her ult seems better

>>535641248
She thought she had it and slowed down

>>535637204
Thats like 20 rolls a month tops bwo

>>535641248
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

>>535641248
RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE

>>535640891
Hayai!
The race is faster than my posting cooldown running out!
I totally saw Curren winning this but that literal last second breath of fresh air trigger got Air Groove a head ... ahead.

With that the first set of races is done.
Dirt Mile #2 hosted in a moment!

>>535641335
ran out of stam

>>535641021
People search by blue sparks and then adjust according to range and good whites. So anything with a 1wit grandparent won't come up in searches to begin with. At least Gold Ship can potentially end up being a grandparent of a 9star even if turf 1star sucks.

>>535638563
Japanese devs and UI/UX, name a less iconic duo.

>>535637204
I have seen a single good post or two with that diamond gif, the rest all coal (this one included)

>>535641468
but my Air Groove doesn't have any recovery skills let alone BOFA....

>>535641115
that's where you equip your girl with a funny skill

>>535640913
I did that and my ace got blocked

so fucking fun to farm for groundwork when that stupid cunt Air Groove won't give me a single hint for it in 5 runs

>>535641594
MY FUARKING EMPRESS

>>535641719
sure, but if you average it over the course of a dozen matches, see what combo gets you more overall wins
>2ace + 1debuffer
>1ace + 2debuffer

>>535641775
As a trainer that’s the moment you just delete that from your memory or your ass is grass

>>535634750
And returning back to the first race, I welcome you all to ... Oi? Oi I guess.
1800m of the dirtiest dirt Japan has to offer. Even dirtier than Currens panties on craigslist.

Registration is now open at
>79784235
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>79784235

There are only races for 16 people on dirt races for some reason ...

Who has the best victory animation and why is it Bakushin's wa-ha-ha?

>first 9-star spa-
>remember you used an 8* guest because shitters didn't have the right red's
never mind...

seiun sneed

Why is Sunday a debuffer? She seems so friendly and happy, and gets along with others.

These MARVELOUS room matches are getting me all juiced up I haven't felt this way watching races since like day 1-3 of launch

>>535641964
>>535641964
started!

Go Falco!

>>535642017
This is exacty why I didn't use my 8* Maru and just opted go for for a non-CM meta 9* for my personal borrow
I'm sorry anon.

>>535642087
Of course when I go to take a leak it gets posted

>late start
It’s over for my Falco kek

>>535642041
Usually being super meta inflates a gatcha character's popularity by 3x what it normally should be and I still see most people say they don't like her.

>go forth my S mile Urara!
>SM didn’t proc
>she got gassed

>>535641775
her mom would be proud of her

I wish... Nice Nature was still alive...

My Dirt Wife lost..........

Global is such a low effort slop, they just slapped accel schedule and called the day.
>just a 1-to-1 copy of JP build
>not fast-forwarding few years worth of QoL changes from JP version
>not adjusting rewards structure for accelerated version
>not making adjustments for bad/useless stats/skills
>still have to wait for many things to come and will always lag behind JP build for many-many years
Globalkeks are being milked, and they're not even trying to hide it.

>>535641248
stamlets...

>>535641964
I'm very happy to see one Urara in the top 5!
She can be super proud of herself!

Next up - Long #2 hosted in a minute!

>>535642321
It hasn't even been 3 months yet you flaming homo

Urara in the top 5 representing for all the Uraras at the back.

>535642321
>>just a 1-to-1 copy of JP build
we got the jukebox on day one
>it's 8 AM in indonesia

[-]
It's that easy

>>535642321
Go back to your containment thread.

22867089 cm test

>>535642410
>it's 8 AM in indonesia
kinda early for this, no?

>>535642525
its how they earn a living

>>535642235
I don't get why people don't like her, she's funny and cute. I endeared to her right away from her SSR card events and her moments in Spe's career.

>>535642321
>a low effort slop
>slapped accel schedule
>called the day
Hey indobro, it's great to see you're practicing your English. You might want to practice some more before posting, though : )

>>535642321
I just want to try out CM before quitting
Im not taking my chances of getting jewed by anni value sales.

Teio!

everyone in this general is brown

I can't believe I'm desperate enough for Groundwork that I even ran guts Air Groove to get her smaller ability pool over SSR Oguri. Hint searching sucks a lot, one run gave 3 hints from Air Groove during Classic Year, one was for a racecourse, the other 2 were stars. YOU HAVE 6 ABILITIES TO HINT FOR, COME OOOOON.
At least that run was funny that my stats were awful for any kind of parent/ace run but good enough to pursue the race missions for Victoria Mile...then I got Skin Outbreak. Been a while since I saw that status.

>>535642629
Leg fracturing sex!

>>535642321
>just a 1-to-1 copy of JP build
that's just obviously false, JP neither had landscape races nor a jukebox at release

>>535642617
can't wait for my girlfriend to drop on global

>>535634750
Marvelous Long #2 - the longest of the longs at 3200m is TWO MARVELOUS MILES of Kyotos finest turf, a grueling test to anyones stamina.

Registration is now open at
>46055246
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>46055246

>>535642634
I'm white thougheverbeit

>>535637950
Conceptualize the aroma

>>535642617
>taking your trainee to the festival
this seems like a date to me

>>535642637
you and me both bwo

everyone in this thread is built for uma sex

So how long will it take to catch up to JP? It's accelerated so eventually everything is going to slow down.

>>535642634
I'm "New Zealand European" though

>>535642691
>full again
Fuark. I had a funny S Long Maruzensky for it.

>>535642637 (me)
>stars
Somehow I wrote stats correctly in the second part but not here. This is what I get for running guts.

>>535642843
9 years

>>535634750
Unrelated but when the hell is her banner?

You WILL roll for Smart Falcon
You WILL read her story
You WILL watch all her concerts
You WILL sign the marriage papers

>>535642834
Thanks, Director.

>>535642834
Anon half of us would die and the other half would become house husbands that get raped thrice a day minimum

>random mood
>awful
SHENANIGANS

>random moods
IT'S FUCKING OVER

this thread is pretty marvelous

can b+ go in open?

>>535642917
I got her from a free roll

>>535642834
I wonder how it feels DV with a uma wife

>>535642834
nice

>>535643034
Flat Bs only.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAYANO DIDNT PROC ANY SKILLS EXCEPT RIGHT HANDED

>>535643034
I'm not an expert at reading, but it says B is the limit.

>random mood gave me bad
>late start
Yeah it’s over

>>535643053
This image lookes smelly

48533974 cm test

>>535642917
I just straight up skipped through her hot springs event after getting it for the first time today. No interest in idolshit. Shit archetype that for some bizarre reason nips think gets more endearing the more they force it.

>>535641279
True

>>535643053
rupee looks odd here

Think this will be my CM team, unless I get a better 2nd Ace in the next 3 days.

>>535643163
Gimme your Falco you don't deserve her

so close to A+

>>535643237
based pasa enjoyer

>>535643163
You are mein bruder. I can't stand that archetype

I got FUCKED by random moods

>>535643149
>late start gatekept
oof

>>535642691
McQueen getting so startled by 6 Gold Ships that she burns 3k calories just to get away from them all! Worked out in her favor at the end!

Hosting the Medium in a moment

There was a Agnes with like 5 gold recovery skills and S speed that I thought would have that for sure.

WHEN IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY'S BANNER PROJECTED FOR?

>>535643163
>>535643305
Why are you idiots playing this game then? You're gonna abhor Grand Live.

i finally did it........ i placed in a marvelous match...

lots of haters itt.....

I would love Falco IF I HAD ONE

>>535643447
the end of next year, hahaha..

bros is this good for cm2

>>535643476
good job! that's very marvelous!

>farming for better Umas
>when it’s actually beating yourselves against a wall until you hit the small chance of a good run with a good spark
>or until Cygames finally releases the power creep that were originally made to stop the bleeding of serious players leaving

Does B+ count for Open League?

>>535634750
Here we are again at the Marvelous Sunday Medium Stakes #2 - Mediumboogaloo!

Registration is now open at
>41974976
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now available at
>41974976

>>535643609
>pace
Glue

>>535643609
cm2 is long tho? need long S

>>535643605
Kill me. They're pushing out all these banners to catch up but not giving us the carats to enjoy it. What the fuck do they expect us to do?

realistically will anyone will be in open league? I know this is sweat central and I don't have any good uma but everyone is going 'graded or bust'

>>535643675
FUCK it closed again

>>535643454
Because 95% of the horses don't have the idol gimmick going? I don't mind the performances themselves, my gripe is with the character archetype specifically. I'm in this for the roguelike horsegirl racing aspect + cool character designs.

>>535643675
started

>>535638789
The fuck was her problem?

>>535639965
yeah they really lost their minds

>awful mood
Noooo…

>>535643843
kek

>>535642913
2027 January at earliest...

>>535643646
Why are you guys too serious in rng fest game

do i get more g1 win sparks if i win the same named race in one career?

I like crazy trainees

>>535643764
The rewards are just too small even after winning and B+ is the bare minimum I can make these days unless I fail the run

I need the archive music on the jukebox

Does anyone have a nice nature or rudolph who has a bunch of white sparks for red skills? I'm trying to make a frontrunner debuffer Grass Wonder and as you can see it's not going super well. I'm hoping with a good parent I can just get lucky and learn a bunch of skills on inspiration.

>5th
I'll take it.

>>535643237
my team kinda sucks but hoping just improve my nasty nature and not crash out 0-5.
golshe rolled training well but doesn't have good skills, agnes was sort of an accident but turned out decent.

>>535643646
cygames giving us a sped up virtual 1:1 with no later qol was crazy.

I feel like the amount of money they made with kitasan black is an extreme outlier I can't see people really spending on this game

Name a worse unique skill in the game.
God I wish I had never pulled for Taishin.

where do you guys view info about cm ingame?

Glue Smart Falcon.
Glue Curren Chan.
Glue Daitaku Helios.
Glue Agnes Digital.

Shit tier musume that are fit for nothing short being turned into soilent green.

>>535644131
we didnt even get any apology carats for a week of shitty servers

Question Caballo here:

1) In what way are Umas organized in the game? (Why is Sakura first, Smart Falcon second, etc.)
2)Why does Haru Urara’s guts SSR have no skills?


3) When an Uma is born in the game’s world, how is her name chosen?
>”congratulations you had a baby girl!”
>Wonderful, we’ll name her Maria.
>”she’s an Uma”
>oh in that case name her Kidslookin Touchable.

>>535643675
I am going to blame the Mayano for running out of stamina mid curve and crashing into my winning ticket and sending her back to the end spots!
A thousand missile warnings and over-g shall descend upon you!

Ahem ... regardless, hosting the mile in a moment!

>>535644178
I think now is the first time you can, before it was social media. firm conditions/turf/standard distance/left handed/tokyo/medium

Poor Kita-chan

>>535644131
>I feel like the amount of money they made with kitasan black is an extreme outlier I can't see people really spending on this game
It was literally just the #1 top seller on Steam for like 3 days after Super Creek's banner dropped.

>>535644156
But it's one of the best uniques for some mile tracks where Taishin is meta for CM.

>>535644178
if you click news it sends you here on PC
https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=241&p=4

Go for charm chakra on classic year march?

Why do most umas seem to dislike being only good in sprint and mile races?

>>535643646
How would having excessive power creep help with player retention?

am i fucked if i don't have go home specialist or lv5 on nice nature or tachyon
i put my money into creek because i wanted maestro on her and now i don't know what to build for cm

>>535643964
While going on a wild ride to recover from those mood downs can give a good chuckle, getting unlucky on sparks after so much time playing does wear you down especially after seeing the QoLs on JP

>>535644341
The best races are Medium/Long.

>>535644243
I would have quit the game if not for golshi week giving me a shit ton of currency I even left my /uma/ club bc I knew someone else wouuld care more

>>535644334
If the run is mediocre I go strength for a 50% chance at completely bricking it. If it's already solid just abandon it and get your energy.

>>535644341
because all the big boy races are mediums and longs. sprints are the baby races for shitters.

>>535634750
The One point six kilometer race #2 of this Marvelous Sunday Derby is now open for registration!

You can now register at
>40783521
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>40783521

>>535644341
Long races are the most prestigious irl.

>>535644360
creek is fine too
she has a recovery ult
so SM + gourmand + her ult

>>535644252
The most logical option would be that umas are born with two names, civilian name and racer name, if the uma is not apt for becoming a racer, she uses her civilian name.

>sparked kitasan
>lb1 kitasan
>sparked creek
>lb1 creek
well how are my SRs doing at least

>>535644360
>all those pointless lvls
>all those wasted recourses

Anon what the hell are you thinking? They don’t do anything for you if the skills aren’t good, it’s not even like stars which at least give you a bit of stats….

>>535644653
>sweep
>taishin
>king
>mati
>helios
>mayano
>hishi
>cafe
>mihono
>tachyon
Good enough