RIP Grass Wonder.
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mayano cannot be first post anymore...
For some reason people were borrowing my 9 Stamina random shit sparks Maruzensky far more often than my 3 Stamina 6 Power Tachyon with these sparks.
Is she a good parent or no?
>get grass wonder from the guaranteed 2*+ ticket
nyo...
>>534484915it's my turn to be the main character trainer atomize pokke now and bring me food now
>>534484943bitch it's only 22%
just go
>welcome home trainer san. Now that Iโm retired from racing I can focus on being your good little broodmare
Are you rolling for the META-DEFINING late surger Narita Brian?
My Evil Nature was not evil enough
I must do better
>>534485067i pretty regularly fail 3-4% worked just now though
>>534484969it's because it's 3 blue 3 pink 3 ura parent which can be a grandparent of their own
>>534485076>>534485226Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nyo
teio
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>>534485008Only good for sex
>>534484848 (OP)So if finally bit the bullet and downloaded.
This is my first gacha so I don't really know what I'm doing. I live in Europe so no one I know plays them either. But someone said this game is like Monster Rancher so I wanted to try it. I've done the tutorial which was long as hell and now I don't know what to do. Do I just keep doing races? Also this game needs a fucking dark mode
>>534484717Your choice mate. I'd take my 1000 twinkies any day.
>>534484924Is it possible to use this uniform in G1 races on JP? I think running in their fancy clothes is just silly.
Where do I change the cards for the uma I'm doing the career at the moment? Or will I have to reset?
>>534485093ANON NOOO THE NIP SLIP!!!!
>>534485409Roll for some support cards and umas
Run your favourite characters
Unlock a load of shit
>>534485410what is this crossover
Is there a mod that replaces Ryan with Reyn?
It'd be an objective improvement in every way.
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>>534484935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSNVBLTXYY
>login
>horses all set to random
>see this
>>534485263I FUCKING FAILED A 5% JUST NOW AT THE VERY END OF MY RUN FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I'M DONE
>>534485361Drifting...while running?
Is such a thing even possible?
>>534485536I should've pulled for her. Bummer.
>>534485451you cant change cards mid career
List of Reddit horses :
- Agnes Tachyon
- Haru Urara
- Gold Ship
- King Halo
- Mayano Top Gun
List of Discord horses :
- Rice Shower
- Nice Nature
- Sakura Bakushin O
- Tokai Teio
- Symboli Rudolf
- Special Week
Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.
>he got mad a couple anons said they don't like AI so now he's spamming AI with all his posts
Will i ever get close to a c+ rank again
i will use oguri cap for cm. not because she's op, but because i'm a somewhat casual f2p player and don't have the resources required to get potentials up to 5, and her gold recovery is at 3 :)
now to decide if i should do 2 debuffers or try to raise another ace. i have no idea
I'm not gay and don't usually like short hair, but I really like taishin.
>>534485735is it the same schizo from last time
>>534485409the entire game is the training scenario with your hors girls. When they finish they will get slotted into your pvp team or used as parents. The game is easier with better cards. But you will want to roll umas too.
>>534485226What's META DEFINING about her?
>>534485765B FOR BAKUSHIN
>>534485735>There is literally one post that fits this description
>club top contributor left the club
>people leaving like dominos
What should I do?
:(
>>534485775You cannot rape the raper!
>>534485008Can't be a parent if she crushed every ball.
>>534485715>reddit horses>Haru Urarafuck off you stupid nigger Urara belongs to the people
>>534485910did you try being in a better club?
>>534485667Shit.
Can I restart then?
>>534485848She makes peoples PP hard that's all.
>>534485807The cupcake horse is too cute...
>>534486036yes but you lose out on the tp
Save and roll for who you like.
>>534486036You can give up in the options but you was the tp you used to start with
>>534485701fyi CM testing like this defeats the point of testing if you dont replicate the amount of players in a room
>>534485093Sorry AI fag... owari da.
>>534485765what kind of challenge run are you doing, anon...?
>>5344854091. Do runs in Career, a good early goal is doing a successful career for the 5 horses you started with.
2. Use your veteran horses to fill your pvp team while hoping you get lucky and get good parent genes to raise better future parents (look out for the blue stat spark to show 3* like pic rel)
3. Save some early gems while you learn the game, in 3 days the Super Creek/Tazuna Support Card banner drops and this is a perfect place for new players to drop rolls. Support cards are extremely important, they are the paint you use to fill in the canvas of each horse girl.
that's basically it as a new player right now. as you learn you'll pick up on more stuff and can come back with questions.
>failed teio career on tenno sho (spring)
>>534486126its 9 players tho? just like in CM
are you guys using any specific supports to get the green skills for cm or just praying to the gods they show up in your playthrough
>>534486102>>534486124How do you recover TP again?
I've been taking it slow my first week.
>>534485715reddit horse:
>your favorite horsediscord horse:
>your favorite horsehomosexual horse:
>your favorite horseebin /vg/ 4chungus approved horse:
>my favorite horse
>>5344858022 aces is safer because you WILL get randomly blocked (it's inevitable) even if their build or stats are better
How are you supposed to have a horse girl with 1200 Stam when going below 1k speed autofails medium races?
>>534486246She's here as my +1 (and my wife)
CHOWA
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>>534485807taishin feels like a tsundere done right for once
>4 infirmaries to cure slow metabolism
I really need to save these rolls for my pulls
>>534486126CM is 9 horses, 3 of yours and 3 each of other 2 players
>>534480195>no fronthow the fuck are you meant to run her then?? her skill literally says order=<3
I feel like running power cards is completely worthless on medium/long Late and End runners
You need 2 stamina cards to even get lucky and end with 800-900 stamina without murdering your speed because Super Creek never shows up for training there
Even 3 speed cards including MLB Kitasan are too few to reliably hit 1.2k speed, I feel like it's best to completely ignore power cards and get what you can from speed training while running 4 speed 2 stamina to minimize rng
>>534485848Her Unique and Potential skills are all about last Spurt
if she procs her Unique she wins the race
Hey good looking! You're a cute trainer. You wanna come hang out with us? Let's go back to our place.
>>534486312Nothing in game can deplete 1200 stam unless you ran with 17 evil natures. So you never need that much especially if you have gold skills.
nearing the end of s3, i might have to rate it worst than road and s1 at this point. The drama just falls so fuckin flat holy christ. How'd they jobber s3 so badly with 2 insane cuties?
>>534484921Good night inu
>>534486287It recovers over time or you can use a consumable/carats to recover
>>534486492Yeah, power cards are a psyop
>>534485802imo Tachyon/Rudolf/Grass are the best 3rd uma.
Build max stamina with 2 gold skills and buy dominator. If enemies run debuffs she's your new ace, if they don't she helps with dominator.
I cant believe all it took for Rice to be labeled as a discord Uma was because the cuma guy sent one riceshower emote in his club chat after being called out for posting on discord
>>534485606fun fact, you fail 1 in 20 of 5% chances because the odds of failing are 5% and not 0%. imagine throwing a tantrum because something you inevitably will do hundreds of times in the game had an outcome that you should expect to have multiple times over time.
>>534486510Isn't that just Special Week?
>>534486492Would be a shame if someone brought a card that does none of those...
My club is casual to the point of probably ending B+, but I feel obligated to stick around since the top earner is close to 100mil fans and hasn't left even with over half the people being sub 20mil.
Whats the right move for a semi tryhard?
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>>534484848 (OP)When horses die they are reborn as umas. When umas die they are reborn as centaurs. Don't ask me what happens after that.
I too would buy Dober's doujins
>>534484848 (OP)Would you know my name...if I saw you in Heaven?
Would it be the same...if I saw you in Heaven?
I must be strong...and carry on
Cause I know, I don't belong...here in Heaven
>>534486510>her unique is about the last spurtThis applies to 90% of umas
>>534486813That's some insane luck with getting the right stacks.
CM room again bring 3 uma
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>>534486813>that witit's over
>>534486880she wouldn't say this
>>534484848 (OP)sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
RIP
>>534485802debuffers are only worth using if you can actually get a LOT of debuffs on them, aka nice nature with potential 5. it sounds like your account will be much better at just building 2 or 3 aces.
>>534485910if you're the leader, lead by example and be the guy with enough fans that other people want to stay to be in your club. if you're not the leader, quit and find a club with a true leader.
Holy fucking shit. I didn't know T.M. Opera was this peak.
https://youtu.be/d_3GnfqLAUM
>>534486492you dont need 1200 speed for long because unless you are facing a giga whale/a luckgod, if they have 1200 speed they are going to either lack stamina to finish the race or the power to actually reach that 1200 speed on the final spurt or in some potential cases, a witlet that doesnt trigger their skills/brocked
>>534486373Train something other than speed for a turn or two you fucking retard.
>>534486672anyone here still in cuma hows it like?
>>534486809I have two arms
One for each little sister
>>534486301>>534486670i see. thanks anons. i've never done a grass wonder run but i do like tachyon and rudolf. i'm not very sure. considering it seems hard to get two gold recoveries maybe i do tachyon because of her unique
>>534485226Don't care about meta, I roll for sex.
So I will be rolling for her.
It's almost like she's checking the condition of the track as she runs.
>>534486950Natie should be wearing the uniform desu
She is gassing everyone
>>534487118Cuma litterally got disbanded after 20 people left
Waiting for Seiun is killing me bros
Reminder that Contrail is a cow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsCA7Icujc
>>534486532Long races can need more than 1200 stamina, no?
Sakuraniku has one, two, SEVEN open spots. B+ and getting close to sub 2k in rank. Trade shoes, be active.
>>534487023>my husband (female) is a good singer toois there anything she can't do?
Me?
The God of Reddit, of course.
>>534486373this trainer is low on wit
Are you ready for CM anon?
>>534487337She's literally here in less than a month bro
>>534487412Which umashoes would you pay to sniff
>>534487005nice nature only needs potential 3. all seeing eyes is nice but inconsistent because it's field of view
The movies were fucking terrible. The only good series is Cinderella Grey.
>>534486297i've already drawn your favorite horse as a basedjack
I'm hardstuck at B and B+ careers and B1 team rank.
I read about "parents" and sparks but have no fucking idea what to do
I just want to see my horses happy
>>534487481What track is it?
NANI
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>>534487481>Lone Wolf10/10.
If you can't be fast then no one can.
>>534487387are there any images of him recently that aren't from this front on pov?
>>534487481That's not very nice...
>>534487610unironically watch the BAKUSHIN ADVICE vids
>>534487513Halo, Curren and Bakushin only.
>>534487216>>534486063Bad news, that means you're gay.
>>534487481>select late surgernothing personal kid
>>534487481she's glue because no maverick
>>534487481This horse gave me AIDS.
>>534487481im runing triple end chasers heh
>>534487668>Redditshinno thanks
>>534487481why do you hate pace chasers
>>534487527if you're going with potential 3 you need a lot of skills from specific support cards to make a proper debuffer though, it's more effort than it sounds like the person I was replying to was going for.
>>534487426Get a good jockey.
Or for her uma self, get a good torรชinรข. All Operafags are ontologically terrible at toreining.
>>534487610>I just want to see my horses happyHave you considered not giving a shit about PvP then?
>>534487481frenzied actually buffs the opponents
>>534487869But I can make them happy if I win pvps
>>534487407Career races? No. In pvp, there's no limit as that cap is based on other players. Going 1200 won't guarantee you a win against whales as you'll probably sacrifice a ton of other stats/skills to achieve it, and they don't.
>>534487481Does this work? I was told umas stop debuffing when they run out of stamina.
>>534486492power matters most on sprints and miles
you don't need power cards on medium/long runs
It's obnoxious this game doesn't have an english dub, they're willing to bring everything over here but not willing to have the game in simple spoken english
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>>534487481I'll throw this to the race track and pray
CM room maybe last
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>>534486880This happened to me once with onions at Carl's Jr. I asked for no onions and they gave me a burger with only onions on it. I don't know how they could mess up that badly?
Historically accurate Uma from the middle ages:
>RAPE THE MEN! KILL THE WOMEN! SELL THE CHILDREN!
Umas from the modern age:
>UUUWWAAA! THIS BERGER HAS PICKLES NYOOOO!
What the hell happened?
>>534487775How can you refuse advice from THE MODEL CLASS REPRESENTATIVE.
You even get carots for it
>>534487715Yeah, I cant tell you're a faggot you don't need to advertise it.
>>534484935The Overlord...
>>534487481>2 niggers are guaranteed to bring evil natures>not running 3 giga aces to increase the chances of victoryIt's basically lone wolf all over again. That shit is useless if all your horses have and they cancel each other out.
>>534488124I know, I just wanted to call Bakushin that
>>534487860dude, potential 5 only gets you one more debuff skill over potential 3 (all seeing eyes). you have to use all the supports to get the skills anyway, like marvelous and rudolf
What's the easiest way to get S/S+ career rank for the achievement and f2p?
>>534486515Creek told me not to go along with other Umas just because they asked nicely so I'll be leaving
>>534487947>I was told umas stop debuffing when they run out of stamina.they do, but you usually pop all of them before you run out so 500 stam is enough
>>534488413Wait until horses are easier to train and can go past SS rank.
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>>534488231only a minority of obnoxious weebs give a shit about MUH GRORIOUS SUPREME NIPPON VOICES FOLDED 100000 TIMES
most normal people lack such brainworms
>throw lucky seven on all horses
>get on gate 7
>win
It's just that easy.
>>534488201This horse would explode if you told her you thought she was beautiful while making unbroken eye contact with her
1* speed 1* medium on this carefully crafted bad boy. Planning to beat everyone at the cum master tournament or something with this
>>534488413bakushin
3 speed/3wit, power and/or stam parents, no optional races
>>534488413You unironically whale
F2p cant touch S rank yet without multiple MLB SSR card and 5 starred Umas, maybe next scenario since stats can go a bit higher in Aoharu Hai from all the buffs.
>>534485226Nah got better things to roll for
>>534488505Yeah, ok Reddit.
>>534487610Read any of the docs on the OP. Also you can use this site to look up friends with specific support cards and parents. Even if your own sparks and cards are shit, you can borrow MLB cards and 9* parents and that alone will massively boost how well you do.
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/
>>534487995your tachyon sucks
>>534488505I'll only accept a dub if it is dubbed in English by SEA people.
how many medium sparks (stars) do you need to go from A to S?
>>534487970you would just whine and virtue signal when they say happy holidays instead of merry christmas.
>>534488687havent seen this image in a hot minute
>>534484935Why do no one ever talk about the 14 previous TM Operas ? What happened to them ?
its kinda crazy people ITT are more focused in CM mode than team trials(the real pvp) where you actually get clout for being a top ranker. And you are up against the whole server rather than trying to cheese your way into 5 wins
>1 star horse Tachyon
>Never lose a single race from start to finish
What the fuck
Should I do a few multis to try and get a copy of SC? Definitely not going to 200 pulls. I have mlb kita but I don't have dupes for my speed SR's.
>Smart Falcon already in
EEEEEEEEEEH
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hehe
>>534488823team trials isn't actual pvp lmao, a braindead lobotomized 90 year old man could get into class 6
>>534488823because nobody normal gives a fuck about team trials since it's dominated by whales. building a horse for a specific race is fun and there's actually a good chance normal players can win
last CM room test
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Happy with my Gold Ship's performance so far. the lack of Medium S pains me because i had 6* Medium and failed to proc.
>>534488823>rain doll>winWow so difficult...
>>534488852anon we already have her card
>>534488823you have literally no chance at competing in team trials without whaling because of the support card bonus
>>534488852I know that group
>>534488408one more GOLD skill. those are worth many times more than basic skills.
>>534488507it's not a buff for gate 7, but for bracket 7 which has 3 gates that do not include 7.
>>534488979post bigger summary
>>534488823TT is a thing you climb once with Auto-Select and grab the promotion rewards and never worry about ever again.
>>534488968can confirm
i match that description and im retaining class 6 placement
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>>534488654Got her from the goldshi ticket today. Good times.
>>534488505Non sub-human English speakers (read; non-burgers) tend to prefer the original dub unless it's a language they actively dislike listening to.
Like, imagine begging for an Italian movie to get a shitty English dub.
These threads motivated me to finish watching S1 and I have to say I love Bitch Wonder. Watching her start an absolute loser with a broken leg, lose races, get progressively more ignored by Spe-chan in favor of Suzuka, slowly build up her seethe, and then coming back to rape the MC horse twice was amazing. I don't normally play gachas but the irl horse dying got me to finally download it, hopefully I don't have to sell a kidney to the Yakuza to roll her.
how many carrats are we getting in 30 minutes for grass wonder death?
>>534488823At this point everyone is class 6 and you don't get anything past that
>>534489171and like i said, it's very inconsistent. i'd rather have 2 more guaranteed skills like hesitant x than all seeing eyes
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>>534488413Biwa/Guts is the way to go if you want to cheese it. This should even be possible now with the correct inheritance.
>>534488842only pull on supports to spark. if you have mlb kita then you can borrow mlb creek, just pull for supports when you can spark which can't be that far off.
>>534489191praying for you Mr. Biden
>>534489171>multiplies the chances by 3Why you acting like it's worse? That just made lucky seven even better.
>get mcqueen
>start career
>mood down to bad 1st turn after debut win and 1% failure
>need energy so rest
>mood down to awful and night owl the next turn
>>534488980HEY
WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>534489195she wants you bro
>>534489231I always tried to make dubfags watch Dark in dubbed English. 9 out of 10 times they swapped to the original German with subs.
>>534489252she's a 2* so you'll get Grass Wonder essentially free pretty soon after you start rolling. She's not a bad uma either, the yakuza horse owners would never let them make their horses weak just because they start low rarity.
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>anime Winning Ticket
>cool senpai
>cheery
>determined
>game Winning Ticket
>BWEHHHHHHHHH
>retard
What went wrong?
>>534489195She is thirsty for a ningen.
So when will Cygames compensate us for the accelerated schedule?
>>534489535Yeah, they really fucked up the anime
>>534489415who said it was worse? I was letting you know how it works and that your scenario wouldn't actually get the buff.
ROLL FOR HER NOW!
>>534489469>I always tried to make dubfags watch Dark in dubbed EnglishHow fucking awful
>9 out of 10 times they swapped to the original GermanLmao
>>534489231>Wanna watch some old school hong kong martial arts kino>Cannot listen to that disgusting language for 5 minutes
>>5344896051 star, but it'll be a very low chance of actually getting it to proc during inspiration. the way pink stars work is 1 star for the initial letter then 3 stars for each letter grade above that.
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any /uma/ club having a spot for an active player?
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>>534484848 (OP)>ragequit yesterday while doing a grass wonder run because she failed a 8% and getting practice poor because I greeded it instead of taking the recovery optionfuck, its my fault, I should have finished that career
>>534489535>anime goldship>lazy and unfunny>game goldship>dynamic and funny
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>>534487426be a good sire
>>534485226Nah
I'm fine with metafagging for support since they are just cards. But I want to roll for Umas that I like.
where am i getting these free pulls from?? am i gonna be able to use them for the super creek banner or is it only this current one
>>534484848 (OP)Why'd Grass Wonder die?
>>534489535the game seems to take the unique quirks of the characters and ratchet them up to 110% even when doing so would be overkill
>>534489678So you're feeling it?
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Hmmmmmmmmm...
Daily careers make me want to quit
>>534489706I can't listen to Chinese for extended periods of time. It's like people are constantly trying to call cats over to them.
>>534489804thank golshi
they dont stack. use them or lose them daily
How often do we get 30k from playing the game?
>>534489827death by fat shaming
Does "Iron will" count as a gold skill when it comes to stamina?
>>534489851I have no idea why they even included bottom option.
>MLB kitasan
>From classic july to senior april hasn't been on speed once
>>534489553when will you stop repeating meaningless buzzwords and begging?
>>534489827terminal case of old
No gibs for Grass Wonder death? Why is Cygames so stingy?
>>534487662Searched twitter, but found nothing. Only photos of his foals.
>>534489231It honestly still blows my mind that there are people so illiterate that everything they watch has to be dubbed in their language.
When I saw that article about most people who watch anime on Netflix watching it dubbed, I damn near had a conniption
>>534489862Torena-san DESERVES rape
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I need prayers.
I got the Charming acupuncturist event turn 4 (And retarded enough, got Sweep's Charming event and the unique separate Charming event as well in the first training year).
This run is coming down to Hope.
>>534484915Never seen a uma more mindbroken by a race than Pokke-chan. Pretty lame desu
>>534489871It's truly a disgusting language. I have an insane bias against the chinese as is, but their language does not help the case.
I tend to be very "subs or bust", but Chinese or Korean reaaaally stretches things, making me simply not give a shit.
>>534489979>provocative image>pointless time wasting questionThis post is very low quality.
>>534490135its mostly mutts, half of america can't even read at a highschool level
>>534486373Your Tazuna card??
>>534490003for the roleplay. you're not being forced into accompanying her but choosing to start dating her.
>>534489979yes the point why it sucks is that it doesn't activate so it's worthless
>The second mood down from night owl can proc on the same turn you get it
Thanks, I hate it.
Finally beat the carrier with Gold Ship!
>>534489623Itโs actually a doujin huh
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3170386
>>534490358>Finally beat the carrierPoor Enty...
>>534489979It does when it activates, which is almost never
>>534489871>>534490236Cantonese is okay sometimes, but mandarin makes me want to commit hate crimes.
>>534490168>trainer is having a self confidence issue where they think another trainer would be better for you or they put themselves down>"oh i know im gonna rape him"The umamusume mind...
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HOPE IS ON.
uh oh cycucks.... people are complaining about rng again......
>>534485076>Marry girl who's career is a competitive sport.>Fuck her day and night.>Watch her body transform with every pregnancy into the complete opposite of what it was during her peak.>Make her try to fit into her old clothes.This is the endgame of every uma.
>>534489706Chinese is the only language I can't stand listening to. I even learnt to tolerate Korean over my tenure in Korean MMOs, but I still will always choose any half-passable dub over having to hear Chinese.
>>534490135Dubs are actually good nowadays though.
>>534489864Spam rest. Lose first goal. End career. EZ.
So is there any reason to keep doing Golshi mode once you've gotten all 1.2m coins?
>>534489910depends on what specific 2 month period since it's often in big chunks, but roughly every 2-3 or so months. like, if you started counting at the start of golshi week, closer to 2 months. if you started counting right when golshi week ended, it might be closer to 3 months.
What's with the sudden increase in bait? Is someone getting paid overtime?
>>534485226I am rolling for the ERECTION INDUCING late surger Eishin Flash
>Watch Season 3
>The 1 episode focused on Dia-chan centered around her purposely facing bad luck and jinxes was way more entertaining than anything related to Kitasan
>>534490526Do you think Twin Turbo's owner told Cygames "Make her retarded. I mean like REALLY retarded." or what else could be the explanation for how she is?
is there a lore reason why we can't visit the shrine before URA starts
like its new year
give me the +30 energy
>>534490258I think it's a zoomer+ thing in general. I've noticed with local movie theatres, most showings are dubbed nowadays and some movies aren't shown subbed at all.
>>534489417what the fuck is this shit she is having constant mood downs and negative traits, she must have had 15 already and I'm only just getting into the senior year
stupid fool horse I should turn her to glue
>>534490526>Would use my countries dub for said movies, but modern dubs feel garbage and soulless, and old ones are hard to come by due to my focus on torrenting.And fuck using English dubs lmao, that shit is trash 99% of the time by default.
>>534490737>webmExactly. See three kingdom stuff (or whatever this is) a bunch here and there, but fuck actually watching it lmao
>>534490474It's their culture you bigot
>>534490374https://x.com/hideim/status/1928224846422393282?s=46
Why do umas have such low tier mid riffs?
>>534490718They look puffyโฆ.
>>534490135>dubWhile I understand that original Japanese VA is usually way-way better than any dub possibly can be, simultaneously watching and actively reading subs is tough, because your eyes focus on text, but not on movie reel, so you are bound to miss some stuff here and there.
With dub, you can purely focus on movie itself.
>>534490757THE POWER OF THE SATONO FAMILY BBY
>>534490764All nips are predisposed to become lolicons as they approach ojisan-hood. He simply was honest to his instincts.
>>534490953Night owl for the next rest
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>>534490135I'm literate but my vision is horrible and while glasses can somewhat help, wearing glasses thick enough to kinda see clearly causes significant strain when done for longer than an hour.
>>534491010NTA but I read this and immediately got hit with a night owl
>>534490575I personally despise hearing american accents outside of american shit. It just sounds off, not to mention they butcher the pronunciation of every japanese word. I liked the FF16 english dub though.
looking at the list of upcoming horsepussy is depressing, it's such a long wait for anything cool and most of the best stuff is years away
>goddess appear before goldship even debuted
>gives the winning chakra
>I'm using a spd/sta/pow meme deck
how do I save this run? my sparks are all in power
>>534491204I'm hoping to get lucky and get Doto and Kawikami Princess on lucky pulls.
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anons how fast are we getting banners? one per week? one every two weeks?
I want narita brian, sky, gold city and doto, but I need to organize and plan how much m spending before it becomes not worth it
>>534490875No... my salary...
Do you think in the umaverse that there are hot blooded ningens that train to try and compete against umas?
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>>534490953>early Charmingprepare to get a million mood downs and the worst training/event rng known to man...
>>534490706unironically, probably yes. golshi week makes most gacha look terrible with how generous it is, the gachas that lost lots of players when uma musume came to global are probably sweating like crazy right now praying they come back.
>>534491328>>534491204The ones without stars, such as wedding and Halloween etc., are they outfits?
how will we get them?
When do i get to train these qts, also Manhattan Cafe?
You think you can escape from me?
Can't wait to slap the title on my Evil Nature.
>>534491517iirc cafe should be relatively soonish no?
>>534490776the campaign is already over, you're not getting more events just a final challenge. even the races between URA campaigns is only there so you don't get the popup about doing too many races in a row. when we get more campaigns and some don't extend past the current year 3 end it'll click better.
why daiwa scarlet cannot bully me 5 inchers
>>534490513>Make her try to fit into her old clothessome artist did a series of exactly that
>>534491159hilarious reaction and cut, my god what a scene
What are these golden locks?
>>534491667i need more of this in my life...
>>534487513you just know special week never cleans hers...
>>534491776You just haven't encountered the event yet.
>>534490982simply IMAGINE the standing double paizuri...
>>534491462I'm too used to Princess Connect generosity and Goldship Week isn't that generous really. What the fuck are other gachas doing them if this is considered very generous? Nothing?
How much are we putting on the credit card when Super Creek drops?
>>534461592SEX THE YAN OUT OF TEIO
ahegao.jpg
>>534491586here's hoping you're not running meme cards like unleveled R Rudolf/Air Groove and unleveled Rice Shower...
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>actually got to step 2 on Doto's event chain
>I don't have her card, as it was random event
You actually can progress these? I thought random, non-owned event chains can't go further than step 1.
>>534491915I've still got some funds left.
Did someone say Teio?]
ToT
>>534491204idk about you anon, i cant wait for manhatten cafe. fine motion is also neat.
>>534492080I remember finding myself on step 2 of an SSR I wasn't running, but I don't remember doing step 1, though I was in the middle of spark farming and wasn't really paying attention.
>>534489195>>534489591Please bro, Happy Meek already has it hard enough with the constant time resets and now you bang her trainer
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is she good enough for next CM?
>>534491831Thanks anon. Are guts card worth it on 20% scaling Umas by the way? I need an extra golden recovery skill
>>534492080Yeah, you can complete any chain, it's just very RNG reliant.
It's also rarely too useful. Both times I've gotten full chains from unowned SSR cards, I didn't get to finish the chain from the SSR cards I was actually using, so that fucking sucked.
>>534492310test it out in a room, idk where the rooms are today, but they're usually hosted regularly
>Do a one race meme career
>Still get 10k payout from Goldship
Ah, I see.
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h-hopeless stakes indeed
what the FUCK
>Hint prompt
>Do it
>It's just stat gains
WHY EVEN HAVE IT THEN
>>534492287she can watch while I uma her pyoi
>>534492252Umamusume is the only piece of media where the pink girls are 100% trustable.
All of them.
>>534492384They're only currently good in meme builds for getting past A+ as a f2p. Keep the cards but don't level them up until Guts gets its buff.
>>534491876>"look at that delicious body, the curves">immediately googled the artist>it's sarcophageChecks out.
Which retired uma will kick the bucket next, I wonder?
>>534491915I'm gonna ignore Creek Creek's, I need to save for Cafe
>>534492426I think you mean 100k.
>>534492202Schizo Cafe is over 5 months away bro, that's so long...
>dont get swinging maestro event the entire run
what the fuck
>>534489918In my world Grass got fat from the baby pounds, and gave birth to (my) child instead of dying.
>>534492552dober is really old
>>534491915I'm getting three of the limited 7500 carats so that's around $230 plus my current savings + 5640 carats from Golshi event should get me a spark
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>>534491912I've never played Princess Connect but this Uma blows most out of the water.
Genshin is still one of the top dogs and it gives pretty much nothing yeah. The game has been out since 2020 and has still never given an actual 5* selector item while locking limited units to their banners, sometimes with literal years of waiting for some to rerun. Their 2024 Anniversary rewards were above average because 2023 was dogshit, and even 2024 just gave:
>a single 10-pull in the login rewards>a single 10-pull in the mailbox>1 of the item you need 4 copies of to reroll substats on an artifact>About 12 hours of natural energy restore (2 fragile resin)>A very small amount of the basic currencies>2 cosmetic things (kinda neat desu)And again this is probably their best anni. They got major shit in 2023 (if I'm not mixing up years) because either the login or the mailbox was only 3 pulls total for anni. And Anni is by far their biggest event, like most games.
>>534491204I like many of them, to the point I'll probably have to skip some.
>>534492530conceptualize the aroma
>>534492530>look him up>he doesn't make pornsad
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I'm sorry, but is this horse functionally retarded? Her stats are literally very good. No wonder the real horse died, probably died of shame.
Who is canonically the strongest horse?
>>534492432I'd rather lose the Hopeful Stakes/Hanshin Fillies than get invested in a run thinking I'll get the Undefeated title only to lose a random G2 race near the end of the career.
>>534492748I disagree.
>>534491876 is clearly pornographic.
>>534492432You probably weren't front racing.
>>534492794KYS, GRASS WORKS PERFECTLY FOR GOOD TRAINERS (ME)
Digitan: This doujin author...
Poster: The Transdimensional BOOBA
Digitan: How could she do such a thing!?
sfx:BOOIIIINNNG!
Digitan: Didn't the guidelines forbid inflating Suzuka-san's bust size?
Dober: Rules mean nothing to a doujin profiteer.
Doujin-goro, "doujin rogue/gangster", basically someone who engages in doujin activities to profit from it, usually pirating/plagiarizing stuff in the process.
Of course, the term also sometimes get leveled on 'casual' fans who don't follow the usual fandom interpretation of a character...
Digitan: They are unafraid of anything, huh.
Digitan: These doujin profiteers...
>>534492748Slop it up then. Don't let your dreams be memes.
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can someone that is smarter than me explain how this skill triggers
>>534492704That wasn't all the rewards, and it did give a 5* selector (but only for the non-limited characters which are all dogshit).
But yeah, Genshin is notoriously jewish, even compared to other hoyo games.
>>534492661thanks for funding the servers
I just had a dream where Taishin find out that I cheat her with Biwa and tickezo
>>534492950click the show conditions in the viewer link
>phase>=2
be late race or later
>&corner!=0
be on any corner, but since it's late race, it'll be the final corner
>CM>=6 and CM<=6
you have to be exactly 6th place to proc
>>534490575the only good dubs are when they get into the world building and do things like regional accents (xenoblade), one of the few japanese games ive played in english because of it
>>534488126Okay, you're gay AND retarded.
>>534493057Mcqueen looking ready for the Tenno Sho
>>534492818>only to lose a random G2 race near the end of the career.I'm not the only one??? Every fucking time, whenever I decide to go for some unclaimed late G2/G3 trophy, I ALWAYS lose, and my horse was basically stomping through all the G1 by that point with sub 800 stats.
>>534493128The only good dub is Mimi's ghost stories.
I'm watching S2 and bruh, I don't even like Teio THAT much but I can't not feel bad for her because this is just total misery porn bullshit. They're basically bullying this poor girl.
It's almost mean spirited slapstick at this point.
There are like 3 episodes left and it doesn't even matter if she makes some anime miracle comeback because it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.
Horses get put down for less than half this shit.
>>534492520Well fuck, I need a gold recovery skill
>>534492907The Yakuza slaughtered a slopper in this very thread
>>534491876training turbo must be a pain in the ass
>>534493120Do you have to be 6th place the exact moment you enter final corner?
>>534493326Anal everyday until she wins a race
>>534492646Coming out of the uma impregnation clinic.
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>>534493315He flew too close to the sun, he knew the perils.
>>534493270>it doesn't even matter if she makes some anime miracle comeback because it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.anon I have a pretty wild story for you
>>534493037>That wasn't all the rewardsthat was all of the rewards for Anni. They have other stuff going on just like how this game has Golshi Week overlap the Legends races and Chanmi and the Spring G1 stuff, but that's it's own set of stuff.
>and it did give a 5* selector (but only for the non-limited characters which are all dogshit).I'm aware, those are not selectors they're just dogshit like you said. Nobody uses the units that were dogshit even in 2020 by 2024, let alone use Dehya.
>>534493358yeah it's a strict requirement
>>534493270>it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.lol
>>534493158I wonder if it's something related to stamina. I've cleared out the sprint/mile trophies fairly easy thanks to Bakushin, but the medium/long feel harder to win. I took 3 tries to win the Argentine Cup even though it's only a G2
>>534486193>Do runs in Career, a good early goal is doing a successful career for the 5 horses you started with.how long should this take? i'm about 50 hours in and i've one, uh, once
>>534493270>it wouldn't make any senselol
lmao even
>>534493326Iโd be surprised is she was anything other than Bakushin styled only SPEED type training
>>534491337why the fuck would they discount it from our salary if the one that attacked us was the uma? like "yeah it was your fault she attacked you"
>>534493270Leave Teio to me.
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just a little blip toreena-san
>>534493652it... probably shouldn't take that long, anon
>>534493652depends on how quickly you learn and if you pulled support cards yet. there's no clock on you, as long as you're having fun it's fine. if anything the game gets less fun once you've won enough runs to not lose anymore.
>>534493583more anal until she hits 1200 stamina
>>534493326Turbo does even less wit training than Bakushin does, which really shows.
>>534493808>once you've won enough runs to not lose anymore.this hasn't really happened for anyone yet unless you whale for MLB SSRs, you can still lose while minmaxing races for parent training at least I can
Is I Can See Right Through You supposed to go off so early?
>>534489827multiple organ failure
>>5344934833 slots left for a CM test: 35339105
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>>534493714el condor pasa's father....
>>534493270Don't call it a comeback, sheโs been here for years
Why do the latest umas in JP look like Genshin characters?
>>534493972so... too fat?
>>534493591His Japan Cup win was way more impressive, no?
>>534493965It goes off when your horse starts to move horizontally to make a maneuver, so the timing is pretty much exactly when it would be useful.
I need Daitaku Helios trainee
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I will create this society
Would it be too insane to make a front runner McQueen?
>>534494056>why character design gets progressively more and more outlandish and far removed from it's humble beginningsCurse of any live service games. Either artists feel that they must one-up themselves each time, stop caring, pander to the lowest common denominator, or outright get replaced by new people that don't understand the original vision
>>534492646i read this manga just now and i have no idea what's happening in it
>>534494164I can't understand anything she says.
>>534494141most would say that the miracle at arima kinen was more impressive due to how long his recovery took
>>534493057A big farm from my childhood used to run a piglet derby in the autumn every year. When are we gonna get Butamusume?
>>534490757She saved Season 3. You should umapyoi her as a reward.
>>534494432that's the point of her character desu. so deep into zoomer gyaru culture that nobody understands her but her clique. WAHEY WAHEY!
If I use multiple URA sparks do I have higher odds of getting URA sparks the same way G1s work? Asking because I have 18* URA I can farm with.
Guys I don't know if I'm gonna make it... she's so far away...
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can someone tell me whats bad about my team trials?
>>534490513Someone post that momma Suzuka trying to fit in her old clothes
>>534494727Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
>>534494638not enough skills probably.
>>534494638>TT>Red skills>Green skillsAnon you're supposed to just dump 950 skills on each horse and get a load of 'em by just having them activate. Winning is optional.
>Doing some stupid race just after debut
>16th
YOU IDIOT FUCKING HORSE FUCK YOU
the club is rising, purge the inactives during golshi week, if they miss golshi rewards they are retarded and weigh us down
>>534486798>>534492448I don't get how people can hate pickles, I love pickles.
Why did they let a high school girl wear this outfit?
Red shift on a late surger, yes or no?
>>534494883Scroll through the placings, 99% chance it's just a series of Neck/Head/Nose. What happened was they all surrounded your horsie and stopped her from doing literally anything
>>534494935should've waited for red
>>534494935His spirit is still here...
>>534494919Because I told the higher ups to allow it.
>>534494638TT leaderboard is about points, and skills get points. I see not that many skills and you could use more easy points skills. ones that trigger commonly... green ones like firm, standard distance, right handed, sunny, and some others like Focus.
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>>534494919Because nobody minds it when it's actually good.
>>534494638all those <400-500 witlet can't generate points for tt
that oguri cap is too much stamina skills for mile
rest is just achieve 1200 speed + enough stamina for their race, and more wit to trigger more skills and win more points
I have 1500 carats. Do I just wait for the next supporter banner?
>>534493080okay I see, I was surprised it didn't activate in 3/4 races even when she is a late surger so I guess racing against NPCs just makes that happen?
>>534494919Because they are supposed to be fuckable
I am once again begging for refuge from the scattered remains of the Sakuraniku guild... please adopt me
>>534495096>>534495032>>534494845what the hell i had no idea it was about activating skills i thought it was about reaching 1st place
>>534495112in general it's best to wait for 30k so you can spark. if you're new then yeah just dump on the next banner if you want stuff soon and don't mind being a little inefficient.
>>534494596after cabaomusume
which uma gives the best head
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Remember to tribute Grass Wonder tonight.
>>534495179you can check how many points and for what your uma gained after the race
>>534495178I found a home and I hope you do too, fellow asylum seeker
>>534495242>tribute Grass Wonderuhh
>>534494602She sounds like she has brain problems from huffing too much nail polish.
>>534495053Imagine the sweat trapped under her boobs.
>>534495179you should click more buttons, you would know about points if you watched a single PvP race or clicked any of the buttons that show your score breakdowns. PvP races can be pretty fun to watch desu, you get to see point explosions for every skill on all your horses and the enemy horses too.
>>534494638You need like 200 more stamina on half your ponies
>>534495179winning gives a bunch of points too but you wont high score without skill activations
>>534493981Boy that was a real shitshow of a race huh
>Nice Nature as selected as leader
>>534490757>girl 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>girl 2: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa>girl 3: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA>Kitasan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAseason 3 summarized
>>534495179My next statement will blow your mind:
The score you see is your highest point count achieved, it doesn't compound nor add up if you do more races.
Only way to change it is by breaking the previous high score.
>>534485715TM Opera O
Narita Taishin
Grass Wonder
Vodka
Mejiro Ryan
cuddling with Haru after our post-race bath
>Yesterday the event's freebie trainee got me Maruzensky
>Today's freebie support pull is this one
Kinda cool.
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Wait, A+ is 12,100?! They added the 100 to troll me, didn't they? Fucking bullshit
>>534495179winning is optional, it helps if you have a win streak to get 3-4% more points but it's shit if you can't generate more than 90k-100k per race
this is why you see soo many meme builds in top class with 1200 speed + 1200 wit just to generate points, but you can easily beat them with more stamina + rain, so that is why you need balance of not too much wit and have enough stamina
Motherfucker give me a good spark for once PLEASE
I havent gotten a single 3* blue spark yet
>>534495542a good christian would take the wit hint
>>534495053>subtle veinsHNNGGGG
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Yup, I'm thinking it's Creek
>>534494727Brown horse
White horse
Horse with spots
>>534495381Goes to show the race turns into a complete cluster fuck if everyone is a late surger or end closer
>>534494893I like pickles but they have to be dill. I hate sweet ones. I made the mistake of biting into a pickle only for it to be sweet. Now I approach pickles cautiously.
>>534495179also you can use this bwo
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview#gid=1499223104
>>534495529imagine all the gaysex with Spe. A lot to catch up against Suzuka
>>534495650HAHAHA... No
I TRUST MINE
MINE WILL hit speed training and miss another triple rainbow on beach to low energy
FAST
when is super creek banner?
>>5344951791st place is nice for getting random gift boxes and it does give some points, but yeah there are some people scoring more than you off of 5 losses because their skills are better for points and they have more of them.
>1st random guest support in career I get is Grass Wonder
bwos...
>>534495889Right after this one
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Is this setup good enough for CM with Narita Taishin?
>2 Gold recovery skills
>2 gold speed skills
I'm worried about not getting high enough stats though...
>>534494919their school status is constantly in flux. It literally makes zero sense that it is 'high school' - for some reason they do do some schooling, but at the same time theyre all in a timey wimey paradox where the student council pres and VP are GILFs
>>534495187>in general it's best to wait for 30k so you can sparkok, i get 30 carats a day so 30k is...
>>534495990do they run concurrently for a bit? so we can get two free daily pulls from both banners?
>>534496001borrow MLB kitasan
Gonna run end closer Rudolf and late Grass
Should I run a 3rd ace if both of them have dominator or should I still run nice nature?
>>534496032>those "watermarks"is this some anti-ai autism??
>>534496001You won't have the skillpoints.
Now I'm legit curious, when you get GoldShip costume she has an event saying her background story but with her own twist saying she worked with metal and an Uma gave her ramen saying choose your own path, I wonder who is actually this girl, feels like a real story on her own crazy filter
800 stamina +1 gold good on a late surger or will it explode to debuffs?
>>534495889>August 11-22, 2025: Smart Falcon Trainee banner and a rerun banner with SSR Tazuna Hayakawa and SSR Super Creek cards run.>August 17-27, 2025: Champions Meeting: Taurus Cup race event on Tokyo Turf 2400m (Medium) Left in Spring with Sunny and Firm conditions.>August 20-31, 2025: Narita Brian Trainee and SSR Sakura Chiyono O banners run.>August 21-30, 2025: New Legend Races with Tokai Teio, Vodka, and Winning Ticket event. >August 28-September 10, 2025: Wedding versions of Air Groove and Mayano Top Gun Trainees banner and SSR Hishi Akebono and SSR Kawakami Princess banner both run.
>August 28-September 10, 2025: Racing Hearts: Beauty in Bloom event.
>>534496234it's framed to resemble a signed polaroid
>>534495242>tribute Grass Wonder tonightMight want to reword that
>>534493652Don't worry bro, it took me a week to get my first career clear. It's about learning the ropes, basically.
>>534495286that's tosen jordan. girl have more nail polish colors than the store does.
>>534496042little bro they're giving you 564 carats just for logging in 10 days in a row right now. the daily quest carats are like 1% of your total carats.
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1163501
>>534496001You have to accept lower stats for Taishin because her stat bonuses are literal trash compared to Gold Ship's godly +20% stam +10% power, but skills matter a lot more once your stats are near a certain threshold. She requires careful race management to get enough skills for her starting golds at pot5.
It's really tricky because 4 Speed/2 Stat is extremely consistent but the only end closer hint card worth a damn is Hishi who's stuck on power.
>>534495838Ye of little faith!
>start writing uma smut with AI
>instead becomes an emotional journey about helping Teio win Arima Kinen
for fuck's sake
>>534496302carrots is always better than training gear unless your energy is full
Trying to farm a grandparent for the next long CM, I don't think I could ever realistically hope for better white sparks, if only it rolled a better blue... how sad.
>>534496202Don't have Super creek
>>534496242Nah, I think I do. It's gonna be close and I'd need every event
>>534496302always carrots
>>534496423>no spring>no left-footedbwo.................. go agen
>>534496348signed polaroid's have weird artifacty looking watermarks?
>>534496302top gives gold speed skill, bottom gives gold stam skill and some energy.
>>534496042What's up with you niggers and all the free carats you literally just got handed and continue to get handed just "don't count" the minute after you accepted it from the mail?
We're in the middle of an event giving you 5k+ carats for just logging in and you act like your income is 30 a day?
>>534496302Damn, plowing Akikawas field AND getting free food or gear.
Also pick carrots.
>>534496519that's why you put Suzuka in your ace deck
convince me not to drop my entire horde of carats on getting taishin.
>>534496409every story returns to the miracle of December at Nakayama racecourse
>finally get enough stars last night for Grass Wonder to upgrade her to 3* last night and was the last uma I needed to upgrade to have no more 2s
>the real Grass dies today
>>534496536oh I thought you were an autist upset by the bottom left signature going over the white border, I didn't notice that
yeah probably anti-AI
>>534496519Track is changing, right? The next one is Left/Firm as well?
>>534496606Do it. Tiny's cute.
>>534496387Galuma are a dangerous breed.
>>534496519The Kyoto 3200m track is right handed and I don't even have right handed in my spark farm deck (not running fine motion/matikanefukukitaru)
>>534496562it's almost always either:
>actual children with memory and control issues>manchildren with entitlement issues>doomposters trying to stir the pot
>>534495792Yea fuck sweet pickles. I can agree on that.
>>534496681>>534496712yeah I just didn't read your post, I'm so sorry man
that's a fine parent, I'm just retarded, so fucking stupid and blind
>>534494919her trainer is a dirty ojisan
TT rng can be so crazy. My Maru is possibly my most consistent winner in my entire TT team, but all it takes is some, i assume, box fuckery to make her the LVP in a round where i went 5-5
>>534496397Good looking Narita anon, I heard end closers benefit a lot from that Mejiro Ryan ult so that's extra 180 points that you gotta cover
>>534496695It's fine. I'm Greek.
>>534496658My last run yesterday was Grass Wonder, about 1 hour before he died. I think I killed him...
>>534496606i wont tell you how to live your life
>>534496403I hate this. Idk if rainbow means you should still attempt
>>534495792the patties are falling out...
>>534496664what's weirder: this here, or the "no ai allowed blah" disclaimer artist started copy pasting onto images?
>>534496562>What's up with you niggers and all the free carats you literally just got handed and continue to get handed just "don't count"it actually makes sense to not factor in unaccounted things? like you cant just go well i make N amount a day, but there might be 1500 from cygenerous in there somewhere so i can predict actually having this much by day. like that makes no sense
>>534496610It's Yuri shit don't bother. Even if you are interested I'm not going to TL it specifically since it's yuri shit.
>>534496874It does very little in the Kyoto 3200m track because by the time it triggers, you've already almost arrived at your top speed thanks to the huge acceleration from Encroaching Shadow. Also you're unlikely to be far back in the field by that point.
>>534496397Unfortunately this Taishin can die easily to running out of HP, Sleeping Lion is unreliable.
i have 20 more careers completed than someone but 10million less fans... riceshower.png
Got a shitty ass fuck run. Stupid fucking useless horse should be chucked in the grinder.
>>534496850only your best counts and you get 10 attempts a day for free, so the RNG is fine in the end. If you team can't hit a good outcome in 70ish attempts, it's probably just a bad team.
>>534497107CM isn't that long right?
>junior year
>support cards either don't show up or they are split 1 by 1 in different categories
cool
>CM is in like a week
what the FUCK
I thought we had nearer to three weeks? I'm still farming parents like a fucking retard
>>534497093Why are you even replying then you stupid nigger
>>534497237CM2 is 3200m hell
>>534485715Seiun bros we're safe
>>534497093>>534497296oh boy the seanigger is back
>>534497081You can literally predict it though, because we're getting the same that JP got. There is a spreadsheet somewhere that lists everything we'll get in the first year, although I unfortunately don't know where.
>>534497237Ah my bad I was assuming we're talking about the next one which is 3200m, Narita Taishin is worse than Gold Ship or Mayano in the 2400m CM, but super good on the following one thanks to the gold acceleration.
>>534497081the whale defense force really sucks off Cy even though it's objective truth gacha is a horrible way to make a game, if you engage they will hound you for the next hour
>in a shocking turn of events, the 3rd most searched term on google this year was 'horse p*rn'
do the skills activated mid race do anything?
>>534497081>hurr durr it's more accurate to assume it takes over 3 years to get a spark despite japan getting a spark every 2-3 months consistently for free over the full 4.5 years they've been upwe have the full schedule of gibs for the next 4 years retard, it's completely accounted for. you're just too stupid to ask apparently.
>Special Sex
>Silence Sexo
>Sexo Scarlet
>Sexka
>Goldsex
>Tokai Sexo
>Sexo Mcqueen
>Sex Shower
>Twin Sexo
>Sexoli Rudolf
>Sex Groove
>Sex Wonder
>Super Sex
>Sexnes Tachyon
>Oguri Sex
>Sexy Shuttle
>T.M. Opera Sex
>Sakura Bakushin Sex
>Nice Sexer
>El Sexor Pasa
>Mayano Sex Gun
>Sweep Sexo
>Kitasan Sex
>Sexo Diamond
>Sexo Flower
>Marusexy
>Sexo Urara
>Sexing Ticket
>Sexo Ryan
>Sexo Palmer
>Sexnes Digital
>Sexy Amazon
>SEXBO
>Matikanesexokitaru
>Manhattan Sexo
>Jungle Sex
>>534497442i said CM2, you retarded neanderthal
>>534485715>- Symboli RudolfFUCK
>>534497457Now that's some king shit.
I got zero problem from (((Hopeful))) Stakes with golshi. Is it an issue only for hors with non-accel skill?
>>534497468yeah but that assumes you're doing a daily scenario I maybe do 2 a week.
>in a shocking turn of events, anon was a huge FAGGOT this year
>>534497181That really wasn't my point anon. Point was how my most consistent scorer managed to become my lowest point. I already hit big this week amongst all the whales of c6 and am safe
>>534497469Couldn't have made it Sexura Bakusex O?
>>534497562so let me get this straight, you're whining about the handouts for a game you don't even play? go get a life lmfao.
>>534497480Kek my bad, anywhore why would acceleration be worse on the shorter track?
Is the goldshit ura supposed to be harder?
I've been using 1 clock per run with these stats 1100/700/700
>>534494354I have created this society
>>534497759justa little yeah. better stats on the competing horses
>>534497709It's the other way, accel is less valuable on long tracks because you have more time to accelerate
So is Cafe's "friend" ever actually revealed in her in game story or any other media? Is it something actually worth avoiding being spoiled?
>>534497759yes the race umas have better stats in 100k for free mode.
>>534497759It is. I autopiloted the first one and nearly died.
>>534497678Only 1 sex per honse.
>>534497835pretty sure theres a common theory who the horse is, and its one they dont have rights to
>>534497468>golshi week>free uma rollshuh? i've only seen the support card banner having the daily free roll
>>534497919I still don't appreciate your O denial kink
>>534497682gods i wanna smooch that horse
Should I use my bronze and silver cleats for the Sr+ticket or hold on them?
When you spam click the uma on trainee select screen it reminds me of selecting a unit in an RTS rapidly
>>534491915however much I need to spark. I've got 10k right now so after this event... bwos... I don't know if I'm built for gacha games...
>>534497146I have almost 40 million fans than one of club mates despite having a very similar amount of careers completed
>>534497682fetal alcohol syndrome lookin mf
>>534497709Acceleration is only good when it triggers at the right time, which - aside from Front Runners who also want to accelerate at the start - is only at the start of the final leg.
On some tracks, the final leg begins on a straight (like Kyoto 3200m, CM2), which is where Narita Taishin's gold skill shines.
On some tracks, the final leg begins on 'any corner', which is where skills like Pump or Seiun Sky's unique shine.
On some tracks, the final leg begins on the final corner, which is where, together with the aforementioned ones, uniques like Red Shift and Shooting for Victory shine.
>>534497982the first 7 days have support rolls, the last 9 have uma rolls. there's some overlap in the middle there where we get both. it's explained in the in-game news for the event, people should really read those so they don't miss out on uma rolls when they log in, claim the free support roll, and don't realize they still have a free uma roll waiting on the same day.
>>534498085Yeah. Pure sex.
>>534497835Theres a pretty plausible theory that it's Sunday Silence
>>534498028love black bars/empty space
>>534497682i log in every day and do the daily races, usually a single team race. Days I play I'll do 2-6 scenarios. But no I don't play daily scenarios. It's too long.
>>534498020just use them they're capped at once a month for a reason
>>534498161>people should really readnah
I swear this game just forces you use a clock even when you have the best fucking stats and skills ever.
>>534497682Aoi is so lucky, bros...
They should've fully translated the game to Horse Daughter. Then maybe you guys would stop sexualizing them so much.
Every time I post Ardan, I increase the chance of one more Ardanfag.
>>534498020thats the sole purpose of cleats anon
>>534498396I haven't used a clock for a week now.
>>534498396clock tax is real.
>training camp makes all the training options lvl 5
How was I supposed to know
>>534498447Musume doesn't always mean daughter, Google translate kun
>Distanced by NPC Rice
lmao what even is this run
>>534498161that shit's too long man
>>534498415It's true that acceleration becomes less valuable with track length, but acceleration skills are still by far the most valuable if they trigger at the right time.
>>534498447>Implying that would stop it
What's the reason for getting gatekept for Golshi?
>>534498447Fuck off Aniki. This is Mafia turf now and big Tony said it's OK.
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>Heavy rain
>Apparently walled by 14 retards without stamina
cool
>>534498531get stamchecked
>director asks you what's the difference between acceleration and velocity
your response?
>>534498396what, you don't find it fun when you have 200+ over the favorite and hit 6th place, just to redo the race and end up multiple lengths ahead for no reason? :^)
>>534498396if youre playing golshi mode, i feel like it has at least some kinda slight difficulty increase. Think i used more clocks yesterday than the prior 2 weeks combined
>>534498697take off your hat. i know you're a horse
>>534498697360 and walk away
>>533721981>>533723170>>533723992Are you still around? You're next on the waitlist and a slot is opening soon.
>>534498014I do not appreciate it, anon. You reawakened my childhood trauma of mistakenly watching Japanese version of Ring.
>>534498447uhhh this is a daughterwife general?
>>534498678I have more stamina and maestro
Super Creek was 6L behind Goldship lmao
>>534498447As if that would stop me
>>534498447If they trannylated it to something that it isn't called the game would be even lewder because every horse has a valentines and christmas event that overwhelmingly ends up being a soft or straightforward confession of love to you as a potential partner.
I was so close to greatness.
>Night owl
>Missed the first treatment
>3 or 4 mood down events that also dripped a random stat
>no BoFA event
She could have been the one
>>534488084Like with wolves, Humanity domesticated the Umas. They can't be merciless warlords if they're all race obsessed autists.
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>>534498508because it specifically shows you this, and even color codes the training levels so it's extra easy to notice they're different.
>>534498246it only gets longer lmao
>>534498642New psyop, the first one was just cope by borrowing MLB Kita instead of getting your own
>>534498447>game suddenly makes more money
How many Umas do you need for CM?
>>534498396the only runs where I use clocks are on nice nature debuffer builds and that is specifically because half of my points are going to wit
>>534498447If you didn't want them to be lewded you should've wished for all the horsegirls to turn into centaurs. There is definitely nobody out there who would get hard for horse pussy.
>>534498876Don't worry about it.
So happy my girls dreams came true
>>534498642you end up behind the other horses early on, which is actually a good thing because many debuffs are line of sight and can only debuff horses in front of you. if you are behind the debuffers you avoid the debuffs, and golshi is the sort of horse where if they are built well they win by like 10 lengths, winning by 9.5 lengths after a late start doesn't hurt you.
>>534498968God I dislike centaurs.
>>53449893015, same as Team Trials.
>>534498876Nothing
Tazuna added it in as a joke to fuck with trainers
>>534498762Actually the spot is available now, I've sent an invite. Remember to ask your current leader to kick you to bypass the leave cooldown.
>>534498481You have already recruited me into the Ardan fold
I will be rolling (in three years)
>>534499051Thats mildly racist
>replying to the shitposter
>>534498858what the FUCK is that
>>534499029but she's already guaranteed to be at the back by being end closer
>>534498697You know I've never seen you without a hat on...
>>534499170Goldship doing brownface
>>534499051ultra high T based anon
>>534499170thats a greyhound anon
I've done like 50-80 pulls at this point and I haven't gotten a single ssr horse
>>534499313just select the bottom guy bwo...
>>534499185until the middle of the race when she ults, sure. the scariest skills are ones like Dominator where you get an INSANE velocity down at the start of the late race if you're in front of that debuffer.
the other side benefit it has is that you're much less likely to be boxed by the other golshis and end/late horses that everyone else is running, so your golshi will be better at taking the outside lane and rushing past everyone once she needs to.
>>534499327That's highly unlikely.
>>534499361Want to suck on her fat human titties
>>534499327>8.74457569% chance (1/11.44) of getting exactly 0 drops at 80 pullsok lucklet
>>534499276...dont look up Golshis baby pictures
>>534499313Just get lucky and choose "get reward with every win" option.
Don't tell me you are a lucklet, anon
>>534499327that's variance. you could still end up with above average luck by pulling 4 of them in your next 50 pulls, since the average is 3 per 100.
>>534499468Oh.
Well.
I'm still right.
>>534499416I did 200 pulls and got only 2 SSR. They were both Kita, but still.
>>534498697>Flip her hat before she can reactThat's acceleration
>Run at top speed immediately afterward.That's velocity
>>534499401You're actually sounding really convincing, but then again if this is such a useful thing, how come no one has Gatekept in all of the CM rooms hosted here or anywhere
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what stat spread should I be go for for CM? This good enough?
Just finished Beginning of a New Era. Just have S3 left but head it wasn't that great. Do I still go for it?
>>534498876When you're in "duel" mode for the lead in the final spurt, you and the uma you're dueling have a Guts-check. The uma with less Guts burns through their final spurt stamina at an increased rate. The bigger the difference in Guts, the more dramatic the effect.
No one talk about this particular aspect of Guts because no one wants their 1200spd/1000sta ace to get Guts-checked by a random jobber, and they don't want to waste stats on building a higher Guts score to defend against it when it's already hard enough to build stats this early in the game.
>>534499315Oh of course... silly me!
>>534499660Bro your power?
>>534499660This neighga made a CM2 build
>>534499585>only one is an umathis isn't even a question
>>534498481>never won a G1I'll stick with my special chud thanks
>>534499720no worries, the coast will be clear
>>534499660>sub 1200 stamina>not at least 3 gold stamina skillsnot enough
>>534499647That's not a real Rice.
What do you think the Commander and Grass Wonder are doing in heaven
Should I spend 500k gold on Nice Nature to debuff in CM?
>>534499951Naginata vs Arquebus
>>534499869i was told gold ship dodges all the debuffs
>>534498835the game knows when you've been too lucky so they counteract it with multiple bad events
>>534499951spe is 100% having a melty and seething
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>>534485910Flee for your life anon!
>>534499580He's convincing because he's significantly overselling what late start does. If your Goldship doesn't have jobber tier stats she'll easily recover by the time the mid race to late race transition occurs
>>534499580some do, but I'm sure you understand it's hard to convince someone "keep the debuff it's actually good" so many people just ignore that advice. Keep in mind it's only valid advice for Golshi as well, don't keep it on any non-end runners, Golshi is an exception because her ult and running style make her very good at going from last to first in the blink of an eye after debuffs go off on everyone else.
The truly hardcore builders with deep mechanics understandings were waiting for Golshi Week's free shards to build her, or are still waiting for Creek Banner to fill their collection first. After all, why would I use my 1LB Creek to build Golshi when she's probably gonna be 3LB or MLB in 3 days? I'm just perfecting my evil nature and my parents right now, there will be days of time to build my ace after Creek banner.
>>534499996You were lied to.
Whatโs her first move as president?
Guys... after unlocking GoldShip red costume I can't stop staring at her ass when she's running
>>534500174mandatory breast reductions
my husband is very handsome
>>534500174Mandatory weight loss by cutting food portions
>>534499951Special chud 100% went to horse hell
>>534498508the color of the buttons changes like it does after you upgrade them.
>>534500326Don't say that.
>>534500174Every woman above A cup must have one of their legs broken.
>goldship took my hot spring virginity
b-be gentle...
>>534500326Why is Spe a chud again?
>>534499051>I like horsegirls.>N-no! Not those horsegirls!Umas are the gateway, you're already in the pipeline whether you like it or not.
>>534500174Trainers breeding their horses becomes mandatory.
>>534498161I like doing a full rotation of the gacha to see if I missed anything or picked up a SSR/3* ticket.
>>534500556Sorry bwo, I never liked centaurs for decades now. I will not be swayed now.
>>534500326based and correct
>>>>534500556I've played Arknights for 6 years now. I haven't become a disgusting furry.
>>534499951Rading about Grass wonder today (after finding out he passed out) I learned that he absolutely OWNS special week. He won against that gay ass horse every time they raced together LMAO
TLDR: Grass wonder > special week
>>534500326She needed to burn off those extra calories
>>534500534literally racist and hates women
Bourbonโs tits are so nice. Like, distractingly nice.
>>534499951Kicking each other, of course.
>>534500620Someone wonderful
>>534499123Ardan is my lover
Whoever keeps pushing that stupid reddit ass meme of never using rest is a fucking liar
>>534500620Goldsip this man
>>534500534Racist horse, literally. He hated Grass Wonder so much his hatred extended to all chestnut-colored horses.
>>534500992it works if you have multiple MLB Wit cards
>almost got 10+
>all the extras dropped off the last claw
damn...
>>534501081Your greed will be your downfall
>>534500783Maybe I was too harsh on Spe-chan
>>534500391>>534500470More like Special Weak: The PEASANT of Japan
>>534500992just pick fine motion ssr bwo
>>534500665>Character the main character is never able to defeat even with their seven layers of plot armor.based trope
>>534500854She does have some nice jiggle
>>534501047>nice 300 stamina bro
>>534500665More like Special Weak
>>534500982me when the only SSR i get in the creek banner is air shakur
so is this like dark souls where if I over level stamina suddenly my max speed decreases because every opponent is scaling up or what
The event gives 29 stars. That's just evil. Now I have to buy 1 extra star for the statuettes.
I swear the only effect goldshi mode has is making Gold Ship job at the first takarazuka kinen, I haven't won a single time since yesterday
Any medium Marus ITT? I need to loan one for Taiki
You should post your wife
NOW
She fucks on the first date
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We don't want YOUR kind around here.
DO I JUST use my 2star kitasan and borrow super creek instead??
i CAN'T fucking cope without maestro
>>534500854Trainer, your lack of focus is affecting the efficiency of our training regimen
>>534501796Can't. 700 pounds and bed confined.
>>534501685But you already posted her.
>>534501796>Thinking anyone actually likes her
>>534501352in the anime/game and in real life. Grass wonder is special week's father
>>534501724Will Verxina scold me though?
Why are people allowed to bring less than their full slots to team trials? They should have to fight me fairly with three B or B+ umas instead of two A umas.
>>534501796that WHORE doesn't deserve the mejiro name
>>534501975Don't pick that guy, forehead.
>>534501589no the enemies don't scale to you at all, if you over level stamina your other stats probably just suck though.
>>534501796We love McKweeen.
y'all are just hatin on spe because you're jealous he got to fuck the finest pussy in japan and you didn't.
>>534501915She was looking at a mirror
>>534502073>bing bing wahooooo
>>534501685I havent found the uma for me yet...
My very own trainee...
>>534501964>Grass wonder is special week's fatherWhat?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I GOT HER YES
>>534501975get good enough teams that nobody with intentionally gimped teams can be matched to you.
>>534501972Worry about that after the creampie
>>534502187happy for you anon
>>534501776>"I fucking hate those BROWNOIDS"How did she not get cancelled for this?
>>534502187HOW I THOUGHT THE EVENT WAS OVER!?
What races are at Hakodate and what times are year are they available?
>>534502094Dober is Tracen's bike. Hates men my ass.
>>534502359only one and it's during summer classic/senior year
>>534502394Dober is a virgin
>>534502169In sports terms, when you say one player is another player's "father", it means that player kept on losing to that person in every confrontation. In this case, Grass Wonder is Special Week's father because Special Week never beat her.
>>534499951grass bullied him when they were on the same farm
Do some innate skills START at level 2? I swear sometimes at Valentine's day it upgrades to 3 and sometimes it goes to 2.
>>534502094>Finest pussy in japan>half of tracen have used that shitIf she was the first one on the line, then maybe
>>534502506what gay sport says that
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>>534502359https://gametora.com/umamusume/races
>>534502094>finest pussy in JapanThe finest pussy in Japan is for the exclusive use and pleasure of Kitasan Black
>>534499647How would (You)r Umawife react to you nibbling on her ears?
I am walking garbage. Like, no value to human society. Fat, retarded, bald, two-digit IQ, SEA, manlet, micro penis, ugly, pimple-faced, hairy.
Recommend me an uma wife.
It's always the plain looking ones.
>>534502654How would Grass Wonder react to me nibbling on her ears
>>534502654I think an earjob would make Dober squirt
How the fuck do you guys maintain energy?
>>534502660MEJIROOOO MQUUEEEEN
>>534502749skip bad training options in favour of wit
>>534502696Plain? Dober is stunning. She looks like a super model. Nice Nature is plain, NTR is plain, your mom is plain, not Dober.
>>534502437Who the fuck would waste summer camp racing if they didn't have to?
>>534502660I don't remember making this post...
:(
>>534502094>"We all had her Spe."
>>534502749>Is there multiple rainbows?>If there is, take them>If there aren't, train wit because multiple rainbows is worth clicking a training several times
>>534501685You can't marry a hors anon
>>534501685WHERE IS MY HUSBAND
WHY IS NOBODY POSTING SATONO DIAMOND
>>534502910what about racesโฆ.
>night owl right before summer training
im going to kill myself over this
>>534502749No rainbow = rest
Rainbow = put your whole pussy into it
My Taiki Shuttle has E rank in medium but a loaned parent has 9 stars in medium. What are the odds that I'll get it to A or S rank? I got no good parents of my own....
>>534502329Shitposting aside, are Kitasan and other support cards limited, or is it like Honses that you can get whenever, just with horrid rates?
>>534502528It's dependent on stars
>1 star starts with level 1 of their inferior skill>2 stars starts with level 2 of their inferior skill>3 stars starts at level 1 with their actual skill>4 stars starts at level 2>5 stars starts at level 3
>>534501685I am legally obligated to post this image
>>534502660Tokai Teio of course
Iโm trans mtf but Iโm a lesbian recommend me an uma wife
>>534502865>NatureWell fuck you and your plain ass looking wife. My wife is prettiest and most meta uma there is unlike your wife.
Alright lads. 5/6 pink sparks are 2*+ medium.
Will my uma be inspired to get an S?
>>534503074you need 10 total medium stars to get her to A
>>534502939I was too busy having sex with Dia to post
>>534503082Nothing is limited in this game. Even the event support cards can be obtained once they add a mechanic that lets you buy them.
Yes once a support card and Uma has been released into the pool you will always be able to spook them
>>534502939Is this from the anime?
Fine Motion is sexy as fuck Iโd tear that pussy up
>>534503116Aoi Kiryuin (you cuck Happy Meek with her)
>>534503116Gentildonna so she can beat you straight
>>534503239can't wait to finish my Special Week
>>534502660creek will care for a manbaby
>>534503218Nevermind that was pretty damn hidden
Why are you all so mean to Dober?
>>534503362>>534503386mambo vs hachimi
who wins?
>got Slacker
>3 rainbow training next turn
>fuck it
>actually succeeded
>proceeds to forget about Slacker
>5 turns and many trainings later
>...
>holy fuck, I have Slacker!
>cure it with shrine visit
We win those. Never punished.
>I hate pink horses
Spe is noticing
>>534503459she is for the streets
>>534503536why would she hate urara
What is something good about Bourbon aside from her big perky tits?
I was making Tupac jokes about Air Shakur I didn't know that she really was named after Tupac.
>>534503669she is a cyborg
>>534503536>angry spe sex with urara and digital
Guys, is it morally wrong to sleep with my trainee, Kiryuin, and her trainee all at the same time?
we fucked btw
(me to my umadol)
I'm a GigaChad.
I make 500k salary, huge 10 inch dick, 6 foot 7, fit, football player, own a Lucid, and human women swarm me when I go out.
Recommend me an uma wife.
>>534503687The real horse is named after tupac so yeah
>>534503669I liked Anime Bourbon a lot. She was less robotic compared to in-game and she had short but sweet moments where she helped out Rice Shower in Season 2 and then coached Kitasan in Season 3.
>>534503669She's a sex machine designed to milk you dry with utmost proficiency
>>534503669robot girls are hot but also since she's just larping she'll melt and moan if you make her feel good
>>534503687japan is lost...
>>534503795Sure bro. You can borrow my wife. She's made for guys like us.
>>534503669Bourbon will keep on jerking after you cum.
>>534503912Post your wife bro.
>>534503526>when the doctor injects her leg with general anesthetic
i wish there was a button to punch haru urara
>>534503962Trust me bro, she'll find you.
>>534503795shakur or ryan
Wait, is it even possible raise an attribute to S at the start?
>>534503848Coaches her how to fuck human men?
I think I want to have sex with Mambo
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Iโm an average guy with average looks, not fit but not overweight, make 75k a year, drive a Honda civic, own a modest home. Who is my uma wife?
is gold ship mode harder? I feel like i'm actually struggling with career for once
>>534502660You need a strong independent woman to take care of you
>>534504319me if you want
>>534504336It's a bit harder but not stupid difficult.
gimme an image quick for the next thread, if we get no slots link it (SFW)
first come first serve, rest of pics go for new threads
>>534504396>Umamusume are made stronger in races>but skills earned cannot be upgradedSo does that mean other umas can only get single circle skills?
>>534499468Michael Jackson
>>534504295I know she's not popular at all but I think she looks pretty cute especially with those glasses
>>534502979only when there's a G1 or there's no good training AND wit sucks
>>534502880hence the achievement for doing it once. one turn doing something only decent instead of great does not tank a run.
>>534503082Like the other anon said, this game isn't that jewish so there is no such thing as limited units. It actually gets really generous in the future, with things like the free side of the battle pass including tickets you can trade directly for any SSR you want, and selector items/uncap items being given out for free a few times a year as well.
JP has another really cool feature. full prebuilt MLB Loaner decks, you can just use them 100% free unlimited amounts, and they tend to include high tier cards that are only a little below the best stuff like Kitasan Black in almost all of them. If you're new you use these instead of 0LB trash cards, and if you want to spend money and try to build a collection it's like $6 to get a bundle that includes 1 copy of every Loan card for your personal collection as part of what you get. Since so many of the loaner decks include Kitasan Black, newer JP players tend to be fine dropping like $30 to get MLB Kitasan and a shitload of other good SSRs and resources permanently for their accounts.
>>534503669she's a gundam
>>534504486the tmopera sticker
To the anon earlier who was having arm pain from all the clicking: controller support for the game is alright. It alleviates a lot of the RSI pain.
>>534503795that description sounds exactly like someone who'd fuck mayano top gun
>>534504486https://litter.catbox.moe/r803s5w598imnehx.jpg
>>534504336If there is, I didn't notice it. Ran like 5 careers already with 2* Golshi and they all won without much struggle.
Obviously, my next run is probably going to be giga bricked after posting this humblebrag on 4chins.
accidentally clicked on recreation again award
>>534504486https://litter.catbox.moe/dmel8pbvlxlvrwea.png
>>534504501afaik its single circle career skills like practice perfect
>sounds broke again
NO NOOO
>>534504515its fine, doesn't need to be for everyone taste
>>534493080Depends on the distribution of the racers. If there are many late/end then maybe she goes to the front earlier and it doesnt activate
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