Thread 534484848

RIP Grass Wonder.

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Pokke!

Goodnight uma

>15 second post cooldown
mayano cannot be first post anymore...

Opera!

toot.. me.....

For some reason people were borrowing my 9 Stamina random shit sparks Maruzensky far more often than my 3 Stamina 6 Power Tachyon with these sparks.

Is she a good parent or no?

>get grass wonder from the guaranteed 2*+ ticket
nyo...

>>534484915
it's my turn to be the main character trainer atomize pokke now and bring me food now

>>534484943
bitch it's only 22%
just go

Are you rolling for the META-DEFINING late surger Narita Brian?

My Evil Nature was not evil enough
I must do better

>>534485067
i pretty regularly fail 3-4% worked just now though

>>534484969
it's because it's 3 blue 3 pink 3 ura parent which can be a grandparent of their own

>>534485076
>>534485226
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nyo

>>534485226
Yea

>>534485093
I SEE IT

>>534485008
Only good for sex

>>534484848 (OP)
So if finally bit the bullet and downloaded.

This is my first gacha so I don't really know what I'm doing. I live in Europe so no one I know plays them either. But someone said this game is like Monster Rancher so I wanted to try it. I've done the tutorial which was long as hell and now I don't know what to do. Do I just keep doing races? Also this game needs a fucking dark mode

>>534484915
Pokke-chan!

>>534484717
Your choice mate. I'd take my 1000 twinkies any day.

>>534484924
Is it possible to use this uniform in G1 races on JP? I think running in their fancy clothes is just silly.

Where do I change the cards for the uma I'm doing the career at the moment? Or will I have to reset?

Chestnut status?

>>534485093
ANON NOOO THE NIP SLIP!!!!

Teio

>>534485409
Roll for some support cards and umas
Run your favourite characters
Unlock a load of shit

>>534485410
what is this crossover

Is there a mod that replaces Ryan with Reyn?
It'd be an objective improvement in every way.

Know your place trainer.

>>534484935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSNVBLTXYY

>>534485093
見える

>login
>horses all set to random
>see this

>>534485263
I FUCKING FAILED A 5% JUST NOW AT THE VERY END OF MY RUN FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I'M DONE

>>534485361
Drifting...while running?
Is such a thing even possible?

>>534485536
I should've pulled for her. Bummer.

>>534485451
you cant change cards mid career

CM room testang
29602668

List of Reddit horses :
- Agnes Tachyon
- Haru Urara
- Gold Ship
- King Halo
- Mayano Top Gun

List of Discord horses :
- Rice Shower
- Nice Nature
- Sakura Bakushin O
- Tokai Teio
- Symboli Rudolf
- Special Week

Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.

Will i ever get close to a c+ rank again

>>534484935
>>534485557
*rapes you*

i will use oguri cap for cm. not because she's op, but because i'm a somewhat casual f2p player and don't have the resources required to get potentials up to 5, and her gold recovery is at 3 :)

now to decide if i should do 2 debuffers or try to raise another ace. i have no idea

today i will remind them

I'm not gay and don't usually like short hair, but I really like taishin.

>>534485093
IS THAT A...

>>534485735
is it the same schizo from last time

>>534485409
the entire game is the training scenario with your hors girls. When they finish they will get slotted into your pvp team or used as parents. The game is easier with better cards. But you will want to roll umas too.

>>534485226
What's META DEFINING about her?

>>534485765
B FOR BAKUSHIN

>>534485735
>There is literally one post that fits this description

>club top contributor left the club
>people leaving like dominos
What should I do?
:(

>>534485775
You cannot rape the raper!

>>534485008
Can't be a parent if she crushed every ball.

>>534485715
>reddit horses
>Haru Urara
fuck off you stupid nigger Urara belongs to the people

>>534485910
did you try being in a better club?

>>534485667
Shit.
Can I restart then?

>>534485848
She makes peoples PP hard that's all.

>>534485807
The cupcake horse is too cute...

>>534486036
yes but you lose out on the tp

Save and roll for who you like.

>>534485910
You leave?

>>534486036
You can give up in the options but you was the tp you used to start with

>>534485701
fyi CM testing like this defeats the point of testing if you dont replicate the amount of players in a room

>>534485093
Sorry AI fag... owari da.

>>534485765
what kind of challenge run are you doing, anon...?

>>534485409
1. Do runs in Career, a good early goal is doing a successful career for the 5 horses you started with.
2. Use your veteran horses to fill your pvp team while hoping you get lucky and get good parent genes to raise better future parents (look out for the blue stat spark to show 3* like pic rel)
3. Save some early gems while you learn the game, in 3 days the Super Creek/Tazuna Support Card banner drops and this is a perfect place for new players to drop rolls. Support cards are extremely important, they are the paint you use to fill in the canvas of each horse girl.

that's basically it as a new player right now. as you learn you'll pick up on more stuff and can come back with questions.

Teio doesn't belong here

>>534486126
its 9 players tho? just like in CM

are you guys using any specific supports to get the green skills for cm or just praying to the gods they show up in your playthrough

>>534486102
>>534486124
How do you recover TP again?
I've been taking it slow my first week.

>>534485715
reddit horse:
>your favorite horse
discord horse:
>your favorite horse
homosexual horse:
>your favorite horse
ebin /vg/ 4chungus approved horse:
>my favorite horse

>>534485802
2 aces is safer because you WILL get randomly blocked (it's inevitable) even if their build or stats are better

How are you supposed to have a horse girl with 1200 Stam when going below 1k speed autofails medium races?

Air Groove

>>534486246
She's here as my +1 (and my wife)

>>534485093
CHOWA

>>534485807
taishin feels like a tsundere done right for once

>4 infirmaries to cure slow metabolism

I really need to save these rolls for my pulls

>>534486126
CM is 9 horses, 3 of yours and 3 each of other 2 players

>>534480195
>no front
how the fuck are you meant to run her then?? her skill literally says order=<3

I feel like running power cards is completely worthless on medium/long Late and End runners
You need 2 stamina cards to even get lucky and end with 800-900 stamina without murdering your speed because Super Creek never shows up for training there
Even 3 speed cards including MLB Kitasan are too few to reliably hit 1.2k speed, I feel like it's best to completely ignore power cards and get what you can from speed training while running 4 speed 2 stamina to minimize rng

>>534485848
Her Unique and Potential skills are all about last Spurt
if she procs her Unique she wins the race

Hey good looking! You're a cute trainer. You wanna come hang out with us? Let's go back to our place.

>>534486312
Nothing in game can deplete 1200 stam unless you ran with 17 evil natures. So you never need that much especially if you have gold skills.

nearing the end of s3, i might have to rate it worst than road and s1 at this point. The drama just falls so fuckin flat holy christ. How'd they jobber s3 so badly with 2 insane cuties?

>>534485093
my daugther

>>534486254
>>534486419

>>534484921
Good night inu

>>534486287
It recovers over time or you can use a consumable/carats to recover

>>534486492
Yeah, power cards are a psyop

>>534485802
imo Tachyon/Rudolf/Grass are the best 3rd uma.
Build max stamina with 2 gold skills and buy dominator. If enemies run debuffs she's your new ace, if they don't she helps with dominator.

I cant believe all it took for Rice to be labeled as a discord Uma was because the cuma guy sent one riceshower emote in his club chat after being called out for posting on discord

>>534485458
Full pls?

>>534485054
>>534486320
>>534486557
>reddit tachyon

>>534485093
erm...

>>534485606
fun fact, you fail 1 in 20 of 5% chances because the odds of failing are 5% and not 0%. imagine throwing a tantrum because something you inevitably will do hundreds of times in the game had an outcome that you should expect to have multiple times over time.

>>534486629
Thanks.

>>534486510
Isn't that just Special Week?

AIEEEEEEEEE

>>534485536
>>534486557

>>534486492
Would be a shame if someone brought a card that does none of those...

My club is casual to the point of probably ending B+, but I feel obligated to stick around since the top earner is close to 100mil fans and hasn't left even with over half the people being sub 20mil.
Whats the right move for a semi tryhard?

>>534484848 (OP)
When horses die they are reborn as umas. When umas die they are reborn as centaurs. Don't ask me what happens after that.

I too would buy Dober's doujins

>>534484848 (OP)
Would you know my name...if I saw you in Heaven?

Would it be the same...if I saw you in Heaven?

I must be strong...and carry on

Cause I know, I don't belong...here in Heaven

>>534486510
>her unique is about the last spurt
This applies to 90% of umas

>>534486813
That's some insane luck with getting the right stacks.

CM room again bring 3 uma
21167918

>>534486813
>that wit
it's over

>>534486871
would

>>534486880
she wouldn't say this

>>534484848 (OP)
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
RIP

>>534485802
debuffers are only worth using if you can actually get a LOT of debuffs on them, aka nice nature with potential 5. it sounds like your account will be much better at just building 2 or 3 aces.
>>534485910
if you're the leader, lead by example and be the guy with enough fans that other people want to stay to be in your club. if you're not the leader, quit and find a club with a true leader.

Holy fucking shit. I didn't know T.M. Opera was this peak.

https://youtu.be/d_3GnfqLAUM

>>534486492
you dont need 1200 speed for long because unless you are facing a giga whale/a luckgod, if they have 1200 speed they are going to either lack stamina to finish the race or the power to actually reach that 1200 speed on the final spurt or in some potential cases, a witlet that doesnt trigger their skills/brocked

>>534486373
Train something other than speed for a turn or two you fucking retard.

>>534486672
anyone here still in cuma hows it like?

>>534486809
I have two arms
One for each little sister

>>534486301
>>534486670
i see. thanks anons. i've never done a grass wonder run but i do like tachyon and rudolf. i'm not very sure. considering it seems hard to get two gold recoveries maybe i do tachyon because of her unique

>>534485226
Don't care about meta, I roll for sex.
So I will be rolling for her.

It's almost like she's checking the condition of the track as she runs.

>>534486950
Natie should be wearing the uniform desu
She is gassing everyone

>>534487118
Cuma litterally got disbanded after 20 people left

Waiting for Seiun is killing me bros

Reminder that Contrail is a cow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsCA7Icujc

>>534486532
Long races can need more than 1200 stamina, no?

Sakuraniku has one, two, SEVEN open spots. B+ and getting close to sub 2k in rank. Trade shoes, be active.

>>534487023
>my husband (female) is a good singer too
is there anything she can't do?

Me?
The God of Reddit, of course.

>>534486373
this trainer is low on wit

Are you ready for CM anon?

>>534487337
She's literally here in less than a month bro

>>534487412
Which umashoes would you pay to sniff

>>534487005
nice nature only needs potential 3. all seeing eyes is nice but inconsistent because it's field of view

>>534487426
not get raped

The movies were fucking terrible. The only good series is Cinderella Grey.

>>534486297
i've already drawn your favorite horse as a basedjack

I'm hardstuck at B and B+ careers and B1 team rank.
I read about "parents" and sparks but have no fucking idea what to do
I just want to see my horses happy

>>534487481
What track is it?

>>534487481
>Lone Wolf
10/10.
If you can't be fast then no one can.

>>534487387
are there any images of him recently that aren't from this front on pov?

>>534487481
That's not very nice...

>>534487610
unironically watch the BAKUSHIN ADVICE vids

>>534487513
Halo, Curren and Bakushin only.

>>534487216
>>534486063
Bad news, that means you're gay.

>>534487481
>select late surger
nothing personal kid

>>534487481
she's glue because no maverick

>>534487481
This horse gave me AIDS.

>>534487481
im runing triple end chasers heh

>>534487668
>Redditshin
no thanks

>>534487481
why do you hate pace chasers

>>534487712
>>534487513
Seconding Curren

>>534487461
she said this

>>534487527
if you're going with potential 3 you need a lot of skills from specific support cards to make a proper debuffer though, it's more effort than it sounds like the person I was replying to was going for.

>>534487426
Get a good jockey.
Or for her uma self, get a good torêinâ. All Operafags are ontologically terrible at toreining.

>>534487610
>I just want to see my horses happy
Have you considered not giving a shit about PvP then?

>>534487481
frenzied actually buffs the opponents

>>534487869
But I can make them happy if I win pvps

>>534487407
Career races? No. In pvp, there's no limit as that cap is based on other players. Going 1200 won't guarantee you a win against whales as you'll probably sacrifice a ton of other stats/skills to achieve it, and they don't.

>>534487481
Does this work? I was told umas stop debuffing when they run out of stamina.

>>534486492
power matters most on sprints and miles
you don't need power cards on medium/long runs

It's obnoxious this game doesn't have an english dub, they're willing to bring everything over here but not willing to have the game in simple spoken english

>>534487481
I'll throw this to the race track and pray

CM room maybe last
38196972

>>534486880
This happened to me once with onions at Carl's Jr. I asked for no onions and they gave me a burger with only onions on it. I don't know how they could mess up that badly?

Historically accurate Uma from the middle ages:
>RAPE THE MEN! KILL THE WOMEN! SELL THE CHILDREN!

Umas from the modern age:
>UUUWWAAA! THIS BERGER HAS PICKLES NYOOOO!

What the hell happened?

>>534487775
How can you refuse advice from THE MODEL CLASS REPRESENTATIVE.
You even get carots for it

>>534487715
Yeah, I cant tell you're a faggot you don't need to advertise it.

>>534484935
The Overlord...

>>534487481
>2 niggers are guaranteed to bring evil natures
>not running 3 giga aces to increase the chances of victory
It's basically lone wolf all over again. That shit is useless if all your horses have and they cancel each other out.

>>534488124
I know, I just wanted to call Bakushin that

Wonderful

>>534487860
dude, potential 5 only gets you one more debuff skill over potential 3 (all seeing eyes). you have to use all the supports to get the skills anyway, like marvelous and rudolf

What's the easiest way to get S/S+ career rank for the achievement and f2p?

>>534486515
Creek told me not to go along with other Umas just because they asked nicely so I'll be leaving

>>534487947
>I was told umas stop debuffing when they run out of stamina.
they do, but you usually pop all of them before you run out so 500 stam is enough

>>534488413
Wait until horses are easier to train and can go past SS rank.

>>534488231
only a minority of obnoxious weebs give a shit about MUH GRORIOUS SUPREME NIPPON VOICES FOLDED 100000 TIMES
most normal people lack such brainworms

>throw lucky seven on all horses
>get on gate 7
>win
It's just that easy.

>>534488201
This horse would explode if you told her you thought she was beautiful while making unbroken eye contact with her

1* speed 1* medium on this carefully crafted bad boy. Planning to beat everyone at the cum master tournament or something with this

>>534488413
bakushin
3 speed/3wit, power and/or stam parents, no optional races

>>534488413
You unironically whale
F2p cant touch S rank yet without multiple MLB SSR card and 5 starred Umas, maybe next scenario since stats can go a bit higher in Aoharu Hai from all the buffs.

>>534485226
Nah got better things to roll for

>>534488505
Yeah, ok Reddit.

>>534487610
Read any of the docs on the OP. Also you can use this site to look up friends with specific support cards and parents. Even if your own sparks and cards are shit, you can borrow MLB cards and 9* parents and that alone will massively boost how well you do.
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/

>>534487995
your tachyon sucks

>>534488505
I'll only accept a dub if it is dubbed in English by SEA people.

how many medium sparks (stars) do you need to go from A to S?

>>534487970
you would just whine and virtue signal when they say happy holidays instead of merry christmas.

>>534488687
havent seen this image in a hot minute

>>534484935
Why do no one ever talk about the 14 previous TM Operas ? What happened to them ?

its kinda crazy people ITT are more focused in CM mode than team trials(the real pvp) where you actually get clout for being a top ranker. And you are up against the whole server rather than trying to cheese your way into 5 wins

>1 star horse Tachyon
>Never lose a single race from start to finish
What the fuck

Should I do a few multis to try and get a copy of SC? Definitely not going to 200 pulls. I have mlb kita but I don't have dupes for my speed SR's.

>Smart Falcon already in
EEEEEEEEEEH

hehe

>>534488823
team trials isn't actual pvp lmao, a braindead lobotomized 90 year old man could get into class 6

>>534488823
because nobody normal gives a fuck about team trials since it's dominated by whales. building a horse for a specific race is fun and there's actually a good chance normal players can win

last CM room test
34744046

Happy with my Gold Ship's performance so far. the lack of Medium S pains me because i had 6* Medium and failed to proc.

>>534488823
>rain doll
>win
Wow so difficult...

>>534488852
anon we already have her card

>>534488823
you have literally no chance at competing in team trials without whaling because of the support card bonus

>>534488852
I know that group

>>534488408
one more GOLD skill. those are worth many times more than basic skills.
>>534488507
it's not a buff for gate 7, but for bracket 7 which has 3 gates that do not include 7.

>>534488979
post bigger summary

>>534488823
TT is a thing you climb once with Auto-Select and grab the promotion rewards and never worry about ever again.

>>534488968
can confirm
i match that description and im retaining class 6 placement

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

>>534488654
Got her from the goldshi ticket today. Good times.

>>534488505
Non sub-human English speakers (read; non-burgers) tend to prefer the original dub unless it's a language they actively dislike listening to.
Like, imagine begging for an Italian movie to get a shitty English dub.

These threads motivated me to finish watching S1 and I have to say I love Bitch Wonder. Watching her start an absolute loser with a broken leg, lose races, get progressively more ignored by Spe-chan in favor of Suzuka, slowly build up her seethe, and then coming back to rape the MC horse twice was amazing. I don't normally play gachas but the irl horse dying got me to finally download it, hopefully I don't have to sell a kidney to the Yakuza to roll her.

how many carrats are we getting in 30 minutes for grass wonder death?

>>534488823
At this point everyone is class 6 and you don't get anything past that

>>534489171
and like i said, it's very inconsistent. i'd rather have 2 more guaranteed skills like hesitant x than all seeing eyes

>>534488413
Biwa/Guts is the way to go if you want to cheese it. This should even be possible now with the correct inheritance.

>>534488842
only pull on supports to spark. if you have mlb kita then you can borrow mlb creek, just pull for supports when you can spark which can't be that far off.

>>534489191
praying for you Mr. Biden

>>534489171
>multiplies the chances by 3
Why you acting like it's worse? That just made lucky seven even better.

>get mcqueen
>start career
>mood down to bad 1st turn after debut win and 1% failure
>need energy so rest
>mood down to awful and night owl the next turn

>>534488980
HEY
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>534489195
she wants you bro

>>534489231
I always tried to make dubfags watch Dark in dubbed English. 9 out of 10 times they swapped to the original German with subs.

>>534489254
0

>>534489252
she's a 2* so you'll get Grass Wonder essentially free pretty soon after you start rolling. She's not a bad uma either, the yakuza horse owners would never let them make their horses weak just because they start low rarity.

>anime Winning Ticket
>cool senpai
>cheery
>determined

>game Winning Ticket
>BWEHHHHHHHHH
>retard

What went wrong?

>>534489195
She is thirsty for a ningen.

So when will Cygames compensate us for the accelerated schedule?

>>534488759
pls respond

>>534489195
Oh-oh

>>534489535
Yeah, they really fucked up the anime

>>534489553
nyo
pay up

my balls shrunk

>>534489415
who said it was worse? I was letting you know how it works and that your scenario wouldn't actually get the buff.

ROLL FOR HER NOW!
>>534489469
>I always tried to make dubfags watch Dark in dubbed English
How fucking awful
>9 out of 10 times they swapped to the original German
Lmao
>>534489231
>Wanna watch some old school hong kong martial arts kino
>Cannot listen to that disgusting language for 5 minutes

>>534489605
1 star, but it'll be a very low chance of actually getting it to proc during inspiration. the way pink stars work is 1 star for the initial letter then 3 stars for each letter grade above that.

any /uma/ club having a spot for an active player?

>>534484848 (OP)
>ragequit yesterday while doing a grass wonder run because she failed a 8% and getting practice poor because I greeded it instead of taking the recovery option
fuck, its my fault, I should have finished that career

>>534489535
>anime goldship
>lazy and unfunny

>game goldship
>dynamic and funny

>>534487426
be a good sire

>>534485226
Nah
I'm fine with metafagging for support since they are just cards. But I want to roll for Umas that I like.

where am i getting these free pulls from?? am i gonna be able to use them for the super creek banner or is it only this current one

>>534484848 (OP)
Why'd Grass Wonder die?

>>534489535
the game seems to take the unique quirks of the characters and ratchet them up to 110% even when doing so would be overkill

>>534489678
So you're feeling it?

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Daily careers make me want to quit

>>534489706
I can't listen to Chinese for extended periods of time. It's like people are constantly trying to call cats over to them.

>>534489804
thank golshi
they dont stack. use them or lose them daily

How often do we get 30k from playing the game?

>>534489827
death by fat shaming

Does "Iron will" count as a gold skill when it comes to stamina?

>>534489851
I have no idea why they even included bottom option.

>MLB kitasan
>From classic july to senior april hasn't been on speed once

>>534489553
when will you stop repeating meaningless buzzwords and begging?

>>534489827
terminal case of old

No gibs for Grass Wonder death? Why is Cygames so stingy?

>>534487662
Searched twitter, but found nothing. Only photos of his foals.

>>534489231
It honestly still blows my mind that there are people so illiterate that everything they watch has to be dubbed in their language.
When I saw that article about most people who watch anime on Netflix watching it dubbed, I damn near had a conniption

>>534489862
Torena-san DESERVES rape

*rapes Urara*

I need prayers.
I got the Charming acupuncturist event turn 4 (And retarded enough, got Sweep's Charming event and the unique separate Charming event as well in the first training year).
This run is coming down to Hope.

>>534484915
Never seen a uma more mindbroken by a race than Pokke-chan. Pretty lame desu

>>534489871
It's truly a disgusting language. I have an insane bias against the chinese as is, but their language does not help the case.
I tend to be very "subs or bust", but Chinese or Korean reaaaally stretches things, making me simply not give a shit.

>>534489851
>>534489591
Don't

>>534489979
>provocative image
>pointless time wasting question
This post is very low quality.

>>534490135
its mostly mutts, half of america can't even read at a highschool level

>>534485093
o7

>>534486373
Your Tazuna card??

>>534490003
for the roleplay. you're not being forced into accompanying her but choosing to start dating her.

>>534489979
yes the point why it sucks is that it doesn't activate so it's worthless

>>534489195
DO IT

>The second mood down from night owl can proc on the same turn you get it
Thanks, I hate it.

Finally beat the carrier with Gold Ship!

>>534489623
It’s actually a doujin huh
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3170386

>>534490358
>Finally beat the carrier
Poor Enty...

What do I do now

>>534489979
It does when it activates, which is almost never

>>534489871
>>534490236
Cantonese is okay sometimes, but mandarin makes me want to commit hate crimes.

>>534490168
>trainer is having a self confidence issue where they think another trainer would be better for you or they put themselves down
>"oh i know im gonna rape him"
The umamusume mind...

>>534489062
The Nigers…

HOPE IS ON.

Digitan LOVE

uh oh cycucks.... people are complaining about rng again......

>>534485076
>Marry girl who's career is a competitive sport.
>Fuck her day and night.
>Watch her body transform with every pregnancy into the complete opposite of what it was during her peak.
>Make her try to fit into her old clothes.
This is the endgame of every uma.

>>534489706
Chinese is the only language I can't stand listening to. I even learnt to tolerate Korean over my tenure in Korean MMOs, but I still will always choose any half-passable dub over having to hear Chinese.

>>534490453
>>534490315
Thanks

meeku love

>>534490135
Dubs are actually good nowadays though.

>>534489864
Spam rest. Lose first goal. End career. EZ.

So is there any reason to keep doing Golshi mode once you've gotten all 1.2m coins?

>>534489910
depends on what specific 2 month period since it's often in big chunks, but roughly every 2-3 or so months. like, if you started counting at the start of golshi week, closer to 2 months. if you started counting right when golshi week ended, it might be closer to 3 months.

What's with the sudden increase in bait? Is someone getting paid overtime?

>>534485226
I am rolling for the ERECTION INDUCING late surger Eishin Flash

>>534489871
>>534490236

>Watch Season 3
>The 1 episode focused on Dia-chan centered around her purposely facing bad luck and jinxes was way more entertaining than anything related to Kitasan

>>534490526
Do you think Twin Turbo's owner told Cygames "Make her retarded. I mean like REALLY retarded." or what else could be the explanation for how she is?

is there a lore reason why we can't visit the shrine before URA starts
like its new year
give me the +30 energy

>>534490258
I think it's a zoomer+ thing in general. I've noticed with local movie theatres, most showings are dubbed nowadays and some movies aren't shown subbed at all.

>>534489417
what the fuck is this shit she is having constant mood downs and negative traits, she must have had 15 already and I'm only just getting into the senior year
stupid fool horse I should turn her to glue

>>534490526
>Would use my countries dub for said movies, but modern dubs feel garbage and soulless, and old ones are hard to come by due to my focus on torrenting.
And fuck using English dubs lmao, that shit is trash 99% of the time by default.
>>534490737
>webm
Exactly. See three kingdom stuff (or whatever this is) a bunch here and there, but fuck actually watching it lmao

>>534490474
It's their culture you bigot

>>534490374
https://x.com/hideim/status/1928224846422393282?s=46

now what

Why do umas have such low tier mid riffs?

>>534490718
They look puffy….

>>534490135
>dub
While I understand that original Japanese VA is usually way-way better than any dub possibly can be, simultaneously watching and actively reading subs is tough, because your eyes focus on text, but not on movie reel, so you are bound to miss some stuff here and there.
With dub, you can purely focus on movie itself.

>>534490757
THE POWER OF THE SATONO FAMILY BBY

>>534490776
sex

seeded for success

>>534490764
All nips are predisposed to become lolicons as they approach ojisan-hood. He simply was honest to his instincts.

Short

>>534490953
Night owl for the next rest

>>534490135
I'm literate but my vision is horrible and while glasses can somewhat help, wearing glasses thick enough to kinda see clearly causes significant strain when done for longer than an hour.

>>534491010
NTA but I read this and immediately got hit with a night owl

>>534490867
It is.

>>534490575
I personally despise hearing american accents outside of american shit. It just sounds off, not to mention they butcher the pronunciation of every japanese word. I liked the FF16 english dub though.

looking at the list of upcoming horsepussy is depressing, it's such a long wait for anything cool and most of the best stuff is years away

>goddess appear before goldship even debuted
>gives the winning chakra
>I'm using a spd/sta/pow meme deck
how do I save this run? my sparks are all in power

>>534491204
I'm hoping to get lucky and get Doto and Kawikami Princess on lucky pulls.

anons how fast are we getting banners? one per week? one every two weeks?
I want narita brian, sky, gold city and doto, but I need to organize and plan how much m spending before it becomes not worth it

>>534490875
No... my salary...

Do you think in the umaverse that there are hot blooded ningens that train to try and compete against umas?

>>534490953
>early Charming
prepare to get a million mood downs and the worst training/event rng known to man...

>>534490575
yeah no

>>534490706
unironically, probably yes. golshi week makes most gacha look terrible with how generous it is, the gachas that lost lots of players when uma musume came to global are probably sweating like crazy right now praying they come back.

>>534491328
>>534491204
The ones without stars, such as wedding and Halloween etc., are they outfits?
how will we get them?

When do i get to train these qts, also Manhattan Cafe?

You think you can escape from me?

Can't wait to slap the title on my Evil Nature.

>>534491517
iirc cafe should be relatively soonish no?

>>534490776
the campaign is already over, you're not getting more events just a final challenge. even the races between URA campaigns is only there so you don't get the popup about doing too many races in a row. when we get more campaigns and some don't extend past the current year 3 end it'll click better.

why daiwa scarlet cannot bully me 5 inchers

>>534490513
>Make her try to fit into her old clothes
some artist did a series of exactly that

>>534491159
hilarious reaction and cut, my god what a scene

What are these golden locks?

>>534491667
i need more of this in my life...

>>534487513
you just know special week never cleans hers...

>>534491776
You just haven't encountered the event yet.

>>534490982
simply IMAGINE the standing double paizuri...

>>534491462
I'm too used to Princess Connect generosity and Goldship Week isn't that generous really. What the fuck are other gachas doing them if this is considered very generous? Nothing?

How much are we putting on the credit card when Super Creek drops?

>>534461592
SEX THE YAN OUT OF TEIO
ahegao.jpg

>>534491586
here's hoping you're not running meme cards like unleveled R Rudolf/Air Groove and unleveled Rice Shower...

>actually got to step 2 on Doto's event chain
>I don't have her card, as it was random event
You actually can progress these? I thought random, non-owned event chains can't go further than step 1.

>>534491876
Is she okay?

*taps sign*

>>534491915
I've still got some funds left.

>>534492087
is she ever

Did someone say Teio?]
ToT

>>534491204
idk about you anon, i cant wait for manhatten cafe. fine motion is also neat.

>>534492080
I remember finding myself on step 2 of an SSR I wasn't running, but I don't remember doing step 1, though I was in the middle of spark farming and wasn't really paying attention.

>>534489195
>>534489591
Please bro, Happy Meek already has it hard enough with the constant time resets and now you bang her trainer

is she good enough for next CM?

>>534491831
Thanks anon. Are guts card worth it on 20% scaling Umas by the way? I need an extra golden recovery skill

>>534492080
Yeah, you can complete any chain, it's just very RNG reliant.
It's also rarely too useful. Both times I've gotten full chains from unowned SSR cards, I didn't get to finish the chain from the SSR cards I was actually using, so that fucking sucked.

>>534492310
test it out in a room, idk where the rooms are today, but they're usually hosted regularly

>Do a one race meme career
>Still get 10k payout from Goldship
Ah, I see.

h-hopeless stakes indeed
what the FUCK

>Hint prompt
>Do it
>It's just stat gains
WHY EVEN HAVE IT THEN

>>534492287
she can watch while I uma her pyoi

>>534492252
Umamusume is the only piece of media where the pink girls are 100% trustable.
All of them.

>>534492384
They're only currently good in meme builds for getting past A+ as a f2p. Keep the cards but don't level them up until Guts gets its buff.

>>534491876
>"look at that delicious body, the curves"
>immediately googled the artist
>it's sarcophage
Checks out.

Which retired uma will kick the bucket next, I wonder?

>>534491915
I'm gonna ignore Creek Creek's, I need to save for Cafe

>>534492426
I think you mean 100k.

>>534492202
Schizo Cafe is over 5 months away bro, that's so long...

>dont get swinging maestro event the entire run
what the fuck

>>534489918
In my world Grass got fat from the baby pounds, and gave birth to (my) child instead of dying.

>>534492552
dober is really old

>>534491915
I'm getting three of the limited 7500 carats so that's around $230 plus my current savings + 5640 carats from Golshi event should get me a spark

>>534491912
I've never played Princess Connect but this Uma blows most out of the water.

Genshin is still one of the top dogs and it gives pretty much nothing yeah. The game has been out since 2020 and has still never given an actual 5* selector item while locking limited units to their banners, sometimes with literal years of waiting for some to rerun. Their 2024 Anniversary rewards were above average because 2023 was dogshit, and even 2024 just gave:
>a single 10-pull in the login rewards
>a single 10-pull in the mailbox
>1 of the item you need 4 copies of to reroll substats on an artifact
>About 12 hours of natural energy restore (2 fragile resin)
>A very small amount of the basic currencies
>2 cosmetic things (kinda neat desu)
And again this is probably their best anni. They got major shit in 2023 (if I'm not mixing up years) because either the login or the mailbox was only 3 pulls total for anni. And Anni is by far their biggest event, like most games.

>>534491204
I like many of them, to the point I'll probably have to skip some.

>>534492530
conceptualize the aroma

>>534492530
>look him up
>he doesn't make porn
sad

I'm sorry, but is this horse functionally retarded? Her stats are literally very good. No wonder the real horse died, probably died of shame.

Who is canonically the strongest horse?

>>534492432
I'd rather lose the Hopeful Stakes/Hanshin Fillies than get invested in a run thinking I'll get the Undefeated title only to lose a random G2 race near the end of the career.

>>534492748
I disagree. >>534491876 is clearly pornographic.

>>534491915
0

>>534492432
You probably weren't front racing.

>>534492794
KYS, GRASS WORKS PERFECTLY FOR GOOD TRAINERS (ME)

Digitan: This doujin author...
Poster: The Transdimensional BOOBA
Digitan: How could she do such a thing!?
sfx:BOOIIIINNNG!
Digitan: Didn't the guidelines forbid inflating Suzuka-san's bust size?
Dober: Rules mean nothing to a doujin profiteer.
Doujin-goro, "doujin rogue/gangster", basically someone who engages in doujin activities to profit from it, usually pirating/plagiarizing stuff in the process.
Of course, the term also sometimes get leveled on 'casual' fans who don't follow the usual fandom interpretation of a character...
Digitan: They are unafraid of anything, huh.
Digitan: These doujin profiteers...

>>534492814
Gentildonna.

>>534492814
Gentildonna

Teio!

>>534492748
Slop it up then. Don't let your dreams be memes.

bros...

can someone that is smarter than me explain how this skill triggers

>>534492704
That wasn't all the rewards, and it did give a 5* selector (but only for the non-limited characters which are all dogshit).
But yeah, Genshin is notoriously jewish, even compared to other hoyo games.

>>534492661
thanks for funding the servers

I just had a dream where Taishin find out that I cheat her with Biwa and tickezo

>>534492950
click the show conditions in the viewer link

>phase>=2
be late race or later
>&corner!=0
be on any corner, but since it's late race, it'll be the final corner
>CM>=6 and CM<=6
you have to be exactly 6th place to proc

>>534490575
the only good dubs are when they get into the world building and do things like regional accents (xenoblade), one of the few japanese games ive played in english because of it

>>534488126
Okay, you're gay AND retarded.

>>534493057
Mcqueen looking ready for the Tenno Sho

>>534492818
>only to lose a random G2 race near the end of the career.
I'm not the only one??? Every fucking time, whenever I decide to go for some unclaimed late G2/G3 trophy, I ALWAYS lose, and my horse was basically stomping through all the G1 by that point with sub 800 stats.

>>534493128
The only good dub is Mimi's ghost stories.

>>534492907
Nyo.

I'm watching S2 and bruh, I don't even like Teio THAT much but I can't not feel bad for her because this is just total misery porn bullshit. They're basically bullying this poor girl.
It's almost mean spirited slapstick at this point.

There are like 3 episodes left and it doesn't even matter if she makes some anime miracle comeback because it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.
Horses get put down for less than half this shit.

>>534492520
Well fuck, I need a gold recovery skill

>>534492907
The Yakuza slaughtered a slopper in this very thread

>>534491876
training turbo must be a pain in the ass

>>534493120
Do you have to be 6th place the exact moment you enter final corner?

>>534493326
Anal everyday until she wins a race

>>534492646
Coming out of the uma impregnation clinic.

>>534493315
He flew too close to the sun, he knew the perils.

>>534493270
>it doesn't even matter if she makes some anime miracle comeback because it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.
anon I have a pretty wild story for you

>>534493380
huh?

CM test time: 35339105

>>534493037
>That wasn't all the rewards
that was all of the rewards for Anni. They have other stuff going on just like how this game has Golshi Week overlap the Legends races and Chanmi and the Spring G1 stuff, but that's it's own set of stuff.
>and it did give a 5* selector (but only for the non-limited characters which are all dogshit).
I'm aware, those are not selectors they're just dogshit like you said. Nobody uses the units that were dogshit even in 2020 by 2024, let alone use Dehya.

>>534493358
yeah it's a strict requirement

>>534493371
And then what

>>534493270
>it wouldn't even make any sense anymore.
lol

>>534493158
I wonder if it's something related to stamina. I've cleared out the sprint/mile trophies fairly easy thanks to Bakushin, but the medium/long feel harder to win. I took 3 tries to win the Argentine Cup even though it's only a G2

>>534486193
>Do runs in Career, a good early goal is doing a successful career for the 5 horses you started with.
how long should this take? i'm about 50 hours in and i've one, uh, once

>>534493270
>it wouldn't make any sense
lol
lmao even

>>534493326
I’d be surprised is she was anything other than Bakushin styled only SPEED type training

>>534491337
why the fuck would they discount it from our salary if the one that attacked us was the uma? like "yeah it was your fault she attacked you"

>>534493270
Leave Teio to me.

just a little blip toreena-san

>>534493652
it... probably shouldn't take that long, anon

>>534493652
depends on how quickly you learn and if you pulled support cards yet. there's no clock on you, as long as you're having fun it's fine. if anything the game gets less fun once you've won enough runs to not lose anymore.

>>534493583
more anal until she hits 1200 stamina

>>534493326
Turbo does even less wit training than Bakushin does, which really shows.

>>534493808
>once you've won enough runs to not lose anymore.
this hasn't really happened for anyone yet unless you whale for MLB SSRs, you can still lose while minmaxing races for parent training at least I can

Is I Can See Right Through You supposed to go off so early?

>>534489827
multiple organ failure

>>534491342
Too slow

>>534493483
3 slots left for a CM test: 35339105

>>534493714
el condor pasa's father....

>>534493270
Don't call it a comeback, she’s been here for years

Why do the latest umas in JP look like Genshin characters?

>>534493972
so... too fat?

>>534493591
His Japan Cup win was way more impressive, no?

Mommy

>>534493965
It goes off when your horse starts to move horizontally to make a maneuver, so the timing is pretty much exactly when it would be useful.

I need Daitaku Helios trainee

I will create this society

Would it be too insane to make a front runner McQueen?

>>534494056
>why character design gets progressively more and more outlandish and far removed from it's humble beginnings
Curse of any live service games. Either artists feel that they must one-up themselves each time, stop caring, pander to the lowest common denominator, or outright get replaced by new people that don't understand the original vision

>>534492646
i read this manga just now and i have no idea what's happening in it

>>534494164
I can't understand anything she says.

>>534494365
...nyo

>>534494141
most would say that the miracle at arima kinen was more impressive due to how long his recovery took

>>534493057
A big farm from my childhood used to run a piglet derby in the autumn every year. When are we gonna get Butamusume?

>>534490757
She saved Season 3. You should umapyoi her as a reward.

>>534494432
that's the point of her character desu. so deep into zoomer gyaru culture that nobody understands her but her clique. WAHEY WAHEY!

If I use multiple URA sparks do I have higher odds of getting URA sparks the same way G1s work? Asking because I have 18* URA I can farm with.

Guys I don't know if I'm gonna make it... she's so far away...

can someone tell me whats bad about my team trials?

>>534490513
Someone post that momma Suzuka trying to fit in her old clothes

name 3 horses

Place your bets

>>534494738
i want raisu

>>534494727
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan

>>534494738
el

>>534494638
not enough skills probably.

>>534494638
>TT
>Red skills
>Green skills
Anon you're supposed to just dump 950 skills on each horse and get a load of 'em by just having them activate. Winning is optional.

>Doing some stupid race just after debut
>16th
YOU IDIOT FUCKING HORSE FUCK YOU

the club is rising, purge the inactives during golshi week, if they miss golshi rewards they are retarded and weigh us down

>>534486798
>>534492448
I don't get how people can hate pickles, I love pickles.

Why did they let a high school girl wear this outfit?

>>534494762
>>534494783
>>534494861
Wonderful...

Red shift on a late surger, yes or no?

>>534494883
Scroll through the placings, 99% chance it's just a series of Neck/Head/Nose. What happened was they all surrounded your horsie and stopped her from doing literally anything

>>534494935
should've waited for red

>>534494935
His spirit is still here...

>>534494919
Because I told the higher ups to allow it.

>>534494638
TT leaderboard is about points, and skills get points. I see not that many skills and you could use more easy points skills. ones that trigger commonly... green ones like firm, standard distance, right handed, sunny, and some others like Focus.

>>534494919
Because nobody minds it when it's actually good.

>>534494638
all those <400-500 witlet can't generate points for tt
that oguri cap is too much stamina skills for mile
rest is just achieve 1200 speed + enough stamina for their race, and more wit to trigger more skills and win more points

I have 1500 carats. Do I just wait for the next supporter banner?

>>534493080
okay I see, I was surprised it didn't activate in 3/4 races even when she is a late surger so I guess racing against NPCs just makes that happen?

>>534494919
Because they are supposed to be fuckable

I am once again begging for refuge from the scattered remains of the Sakuraniku guild... please adopt me

>>534495096
>>534495032
>>534494845
what the hell i had no idea it was about activating skills i thought it was about reaching 1st place

>>534495112
in general it's best to wait for 30k so you can spark. if you're new then yeah just dump on the next banner if you want stuff soon and don't mind being a little inefficient.

>>534494596
after cabaomusume

I gonna throw up

which uma gives the best head

Remember to tribute Grass Wonder tonight.

>>534495179
you can check how many points and for what your uma gained after the race

>>534495178
I found a home and I hope you do too, fellow asylum seeker

>>534495242
>tribute Grass Wonder
uhh

>>534494602
She sounds like she has brain problems from huffing too much nail polish.

>>534495053
Imagine the sweat trapped under her boobs.

>>534495179
you should click more buttons, you would know about points if you watched a single PvP race or clicked any of the buttons that show your score breakdowns. PvP races can be pretty fun to watch desu, you get to see point explosions for every skill on all your horses and the enemy horses too.

>>534494638
You need like 200 more stamina on half your ponies

>>534495179
winning gives a bunch of points too but you wont high score without skill activations

>>534493981
Boy that was a real shitshow of a race huh
>Nice Nature as selected as leader

>>534490757
>girl 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>girl 2: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>girl 3: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA
>Kitasan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
season 3 summarized

>>534495179
My next statement will blow your mind:
The score you see is your highest point count achieved, it doesn't compound nor add up if you do more races.
Only way to change it is by breaking the previous high score.

>>534485715
TM Opera O
Narita Taishin
Grass Wonder
Vodka
Mejiro Ryan

cuddling with Haru after our post-race bath

>Yesterday the event's freebie trainee got me Maruzensky
>Today's freebie support pull is this one
Kinda cool.

Wait, A+ is 12,100?! They added the 100 to troll me, didn't they? Fucking bullshit

>>534495179
winning is optional, it helps if you have a win streak to get 3-4% more points but it's shit if you can't generate more than 90k-100k per race
this is why you see soo many meme builds in top class with 1200 speed + 1200 wit just to generate points, but you can easily beat them with more stamina + rain, so that is why you need balance of not too much wit and have enough stamina

>>534494935
Well...

Motherfucker give me a good spark for once PLEASE
I havent gotten a single 3* blue spark yet

>>534495490
Explode.

>>534495542
explode

>>534495542
a good christian would take the wit hint

>>534495053
>subtle veins
HNNGGGG

Yup, I'm thinking it's Creek

>>534495242
*salutes*

>>534494727
Brown horse
White horse
Horse with spots

>>534495381
Goes to show the race turns into a complete cluster fuck if everyone is a late surger or end closer

>>534494893
I like pickles but they have to be dill. I hate sweet ones. I made the mistake of biting into a pickle only for it to be sweet. Now I approach pickles cautiously.

>>534495179
also you can use this bwo
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview#gid=1499223104

>>534495529
imagine all the gaysex with Spe. A lot to catch up against Suzuka

>>534495650
HAHAHA... No
I TRUST MINE
MINE WILL hit speed training and miss another triple rainbow on beach to low energy
FAST

when is super creek banner?

>>534495179
1st place is nice for getting random gift boxes and it does give some points, but yeah there are some people scoring more than you off of 5 losses because their skills are better for points and they have more of them.

>1st random guest support in career I get is Grass Wonder
bwos...

>>534495889
Right after this one

Is this setup good enough for CM with Narita Taishin?
>2 Gold recovery skills
>2 gold speed skills

I'm worried about not getting high enough stats though...

>>534494919
their school status is constantly in flux. It literally makes zero sense that it is 'high school' - for some reason they do do some schooling, but at the same time theyre all in a timey wimey paradox where the student council pres and VP are GILFs

>>534495187
>in general it's best to wait for 30k so you can spark
ok, i get 30 carats a day so 30k is...

>>534495990
do they run concurrently for a bit? so we can get two free daily pulls from both banners?

>>534496001
borrow MLB kitasan

Gonna run end closer Rudolf and late Grass
Should I run a 3rd ace if both of them have dominator or should I still run nice nature?

>>534496032
>those "watermarks"
is this some anti-ai autism??

>>534496001
You won't have the skillpoints.

Which one?

Now I'm legit curious, when you get GoldShip costume she has an event saying her background story but with her own twist saying she worked with metal and an Uma gave her ramen saying choose your own path, I wonder who is actually this girl, feels like a real story on her own crazy filter

800 stamina +1 gold good on a late surger or will it explode to debuffs?

>>534495889
>August 11-22, 2025: Smart Falcon Trainee banner and a rerun banner with SSR Tazuna Hayakawa and SSR Super Creek cards run.
>August 17-27, 2025: Champions Meeting: Taurus Cup race event on Tokyo Turf 2400m (Medium) Left in Spring with Sunny and Firm conditions.
>August 20-31, 2025: Narita Brian Trainee and SSR Sakura Chiyono O banners run.
>August 21-30, 2025: New Legend Races with Tokai Teio, Vodka, and Winning Ticket event.
>August 28-September 10, 2025: Wedding versions of Air Groove and Mayano Top Gun Trainees banner and SSR Hishi Akebono and SSR Kawakami Princess banner both run.
>August 28-September 10, 2025: Racing Hearts: Beauty in Bloom event.