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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
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You are gonna pull for her right?

>>533829879
she's as good as any end closer out right now and potentially better, her potential 5 skills is also great

wait, so winning the triple crown is actually hard irl?

Just be patient haha.

defend this

Almond Milk

I can't even beat CM general lobbies........... it's so over...........

>>533828024
>>533828968
Joke's on you anon, that was a parent run

>>533830314
i hate the middle girls design so much she actually looks so ugly

>>533830347
cow wife good

new glue factory employees

Whats retention line for class 6 looking like?

>>533830290
Not if you don’t suck lmao

>>533830347
what? the fact that umas could literally kill you while having sex if they don't control their strength

>>533830290
nah they just click view results

>>533830347
daiwa slamming her hips on me

51823558 CM - send in your meanest umas

Horse milk.

>>533830456
Something around 550k, I believe.

so the next banner to pull on is the half anniversary? i want to max my support SSRs. got unlucky with only one sweep tosho

>>533830347
Each udder weights around 200kg

>>533830456
if you have to ask you're doomed

>>533830387
My Gold Ship won one lobby. Whole team jobbed all the rest I've entered.

>>533830387
do your best, surely your actual CM will just be a bunch of casuals...til the finals

>>533830423
You will die on August 9th 2025, at 2:21PM.

>>533830458
>>533830504
but the last one was contrail I'm right? like 5 years ago?

>>533830603
I can't even break 500k. It's over for me (in 1 week).

>>533830423
Elaborate more otherwise it’s just your opinion.

>>533830710
Contrail sucks. Got smoked by a near retirement Almond Eye

>>533830347
awooga.

>Playing a gacha for the pvp
ngmi

>>533830576
Is really tasty, but it's hard to find.

marvelous sunday is almost over....

Digitan LOVE
>>533829610
november I guess

>>533830838
nyo...

>>533830716
Neither can I, but I only really want that inital promotion and titel anyway. I am fine with class 5 or 4

>>533830387
Normies (and there are many playing right now) are not going trolling around CM lobbies. You are facing the tryhards. And some of them try even harder than this place does because big discords are a trash ass format for organizing rooms.

>>533830626
>fell for the kitablacked meme
>no tosho no spe and no SC
LOL
LMAO

>>533830290
The vast majority of horses are like mob umas and will never sniff a G1 victory, let alone win the trifecta

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!

Wasted all my borrows with bricked runs already.

Hey Vika-Chan

>>533830387
CM general lobbies are harder than the actual CM event due to the sheer fact that only autists go into CM lobbies two weeks before the event.

>>533830626
Roll on the Creek/Tazuna banner if you want more supports. You don't have to roll on the rerun with lb3.

>>533830946
they need to add her to the game so I can make her a mother

>no free selector ticked every Christmas and valentine
cygay...

>>533830946
>those fucking knees
>those hands
>the collar area
fucking christ

AAAAAIIIIEEEE STOP THE FUCKING COUNT ALREADY

Another one claimed by the hopeless stakes

>>533830992
>trainer only gets a few bites before fatty inhales the rest

Betting the whole CM on Lucky Sever going off.

>>533831126
stop lying filthy gaijin

the umas I built 2 weeks ago are enough for me to get 500k what are you guys even doing

CM room
51086654

Do grandparents matter for inheritance?
Like if I'm training Mejiro Ryan to try and be a good co-parent with Tachyon for Goldship for CM do Ryan's parents matter or should I just aim for skill spam to give Ryan the best skills to pass down?

Older umas.

>>533831126

>>533830992
>>533831260
why is she like this?

I'm gonna gamble running into casuals this CM cup.

>>533831339
Idk i can't get above 460k even if I win all 5 against the top guy

>>533830626
>so the next banner to pull on is the half anniversary
Super Creek is a pretty good banner in 2 weeks

>>533831385
Yes.

>>533831241
She looks so happy with being a failure

>>533831379
they matter for Ryan's run and they also matter when the affinity is calculated at the start of the Ace's run.

>>533831379
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>533831339
I've only been playing for 12 days now so best i can do is 480k

>use Tazuna, get consistently good A/A+umas
>but my stat ceiling is much lower than simply highrolling with another wit card
hmmm what to do?

>>533831385
do older umas abuse the younger ones?

>>533831535
Note that the race section in the explanation is wrong: 3 affinity per G1 race win is how it will work in the future, but right now you get 1 affinity for any shared G1-3 race win, so you can't really get that much affinity from races.

>>533831524
>>533831535
So just run her parents in as many compatible G1 Medium Races as possible, then have Ryan run in as many G1 Medium Races as possible, and then have Goldship run the same ones?

Tachyonkeks? your response?

Are you pulling for Taishin /uma/?

which umas vent their frustations on their trianers?

>>533830716
>>533830908
The retention will get easier as more people promote to Class 6.

mambo

Hey Lea-I mean Onii-chan!

>>533831807
yeah sure
also I forgot to mention but their sparks also matter, not just their affinity, you can get grandparent sparks at statue events at lower rate than parents, their sparks impact the uma selection screen stats obviously too.

>>533830031 (OP)
>>533828702

>>533831849
I have no sense of who’s good or not. If she’s cute, I pull. Pulled curren and regret it, but it won’t stop me

>>533831807
Any graded race works for affinity right now (although you usually just want to do the G1 races for skill points), but it doesn't give you much, so the most important part is to have good base affinity on the parent tree.
If your ace is Gold Ship, then it obviously doesn't matter what races Gold Ship runs since affinity has been decided at this point.

I screwed out on stamina, didnt i?

Teio!

>>533831837
explain

>>533831987
It's CUMA 2.0...

>>533832037
She’s got a gun!

>>533831849
No pulls till Gold City

>>533831987
*ahem*
we hate rice shower here

>>533831423
you might focused around winning instead of witmaxxing with 12+ skills
I get 500k+ even if I lose every match
Team Trials isn't pvp, listen to the wit JPgod

I tgink spark farming for a 9* stam horse has officially burnt me out, im starting to self realize that im spending hours of my weekend on a fucking hamster wheel hoping i hit a single digit % chance at the end

>>533832035
Yep, that's a miler

>>533831987
expected with that name

>>533832104
Delete this

can you switch teams mid CM or do you select 3 umas and you're locked in for the event? I was going to tryhard and get my 3+ wins to secure my advancement, then swap in 3 absolute shitters so everyone else wins therefore more shitters and casuals make it to later rounds to farm off of.

>>533831956
unironically so if you take the word with it's entire meaning

>>533832062
read nigga

>>533831849
I might drop a 10 roll. It would be nice to have her as a parent.

Sayonara, class 6. Bit too sweaty for me this week. Maybe I'll be back.

>>533831987
why is it always rice shitters...

What's the name of that big ass horse?

>>533831987
am i--- am i seeing it correctly
this fucking bum made 2 alts and both have the same or closeish number of fans?

>>533831849
Yes

>>533831849
Maybe a couple daily pulls. Would rather have Smart Falcon though.

After ~500 pulls total, I now have exactly 1 (one) MLB SR speed and 1 (one) MLB SR stamina. Meanwhile, I have 5 wit, 5 power, and 3 guts MLB SRs.

Please tell me wit meme builds will be actually viable soon...

>>533832216
you can change your team but you also get rewards for each match so it pays off to try and win as much as possible

>>533831849
I used up 200 rolls for Curren Chan so no

>>533831987
not another one...

>>533832235
i'm not on reddit, i don't know the tachyon deep lore, sorry

>>533832327
Please explain this picture to me, I keep seeing it, why is she buying google play store cards? Is she being scammed?

>>533831849
>super creek
>hishi amazon
(maybe fuji kieski)
>eishin flash

>>533831987
Has there ever been a gacha general with guilds that doesn't just devolve into shitflinging and discords

>>533831849
I decided to wait for Hishi Amazon

>>533832118
>desired Umas are all within the next few months
Just pull on the half anni banner anon...

>>533831849
if sparks rolled over I would, but with this dogshit system I'm just gonna save.

Wasn't this wigger slut supposed to come out today?

>>533832385
Why is it ALWAYS raisufags...

*rapes you*

>>533832456
1 hour 10 mins bwo.

When is she out

omg the first time i reach that legend thing and also the first time i win the finals with Rice!!
she also got the goat title

>you just need one specific skill hint from a card
>but the card has a million hints
say her name.
fuck you, Sweep.

>>533832418
using android is a sign of faggotry in japan

which ones better for cm?

>>533831849
>not my type
>end closer so can only breed her with goldship for now
>not a goldship fag so don't need her, see point 2 for reference

Rice showers career is IMPOSSIBLE

>>533831849
if i roll an odd number, i'll impulse roll 13k carats (and cry here if i fail to get her) it was originally "roll a 7" but i'm a gambling addict deep down

Bros I have no idea what team to take to the CM...

>>533831849
no she looks ugly af and her support events make her seem like a huge cunt

>>533831987
>at least know how to win URA
That's a surprisingly lackluster "casual req" for a megatryhard running 2 alts of himself.

>>533832506
The Gold Ship card is pretty crazy in that regard

im gonna be fucked for CM im afraid

>>533831765
No they encourage and foster their dreams. Unless you are King Halo’s mother ie The Cunt.

It's always my failed runs that randomly get 9* sparks when I'm not expecting them lmao. I cant really complain, the game is drowning me in sparks, but the white sparks on this one are really meh so idk if I'll even use it.

>>533832512
The right one

>>533832251
>anything but CD audio
cringe, the lot of you

>>533832235
nooooooooooooo

>>533831849
odds roll even dont roll

>>533832307
>Mein Futher...
>She got stuck in traffic during the last spurt, she got 9th...

>>533832501
What the FUCK

>>533832104
DOTOOOO

>>533832095
Dammit

>>533832578
love sparkle clones like you wouldn't believe

>>533832578
>you fondle her ears
>she fondles your balls
>they explode and she didn't even need to crush them

>>533832515
average rice shitter run

>>533832584
as long as you have fun with your umas you will be fine

>>533832596
I'm still at a total of two blue 3* after 271 careers completed...

should i grab bofa or should i get more speed skills

>>533831849
Still saving for Brian

The game is deciding I should not win any team trial, and fail 2 career runs from reaching URA, with one of them winning tissues.
I'm going to take a nap, Shiraoki is not with me today

We will get an all-you-can-spark banner on NY so rolling umas isn't a priority if you can wait.

>>533831849
Yes. I like her ult animation.

Yeah we know you little retard, we just watched it. They asked you for a comment for the fans, not a summary of the last minute of your life.

>>533832774
grab bofa deez

>>533830031 (OP)
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do i need to watch the first 2 seasons of the uma anime to enjoy cinderella gray?

>>533831849
I'll probably do the daily 50 paid carat pulls and see if I get lucky

>>533832862
no

>>533831987
I hope my club doesn't make a discord
Wouldn't mind if danny cho does a spreadsheet, but discord is too far.

>25 Rudolf runs
>4 2* speed, everything else is *1
What are the chances?

>>533832458
shut up slut

>>533832862
no

>>533832862
You must watch everything to post here, begone

>>533832850
what do you mean, kaicho....

>>533832458
>>533832610
Why Opera exudes so much trans vibes? Is it her flat chest and masculine demeanor?

What if I make Winning Ticket my CM uma

>>533832803
I would actually like to play the game this year, thank you very much

How come Creek isnt good for this CM? youd think a horse with unlimited stamina would just ignore all debuffs

>>533832182
Still decent for a mile late?

>>533832862
yes

>>533832862
I'd watch them in order because the early quality is really bad compared to Cinderella, and S2 is kino

>>533831987
grim.

>>533832560
same story as CUMA. pretend to be casual at first, once you have 30 people nuke anyone that isn't quadrupling what you implied the club was supposed to do and go on discord to post "wowee look my popular club has 3 open slots, look at how many fans these top guys have".

>>533832424
ウマオ global is filled with former grubbers, so expect shit flinging, discord trannies and slurping
/uma/ being related to /gbfg/ means this general was doomed from the start

>>533832695
>futher

>>533832858
I see it now
Maybe Rice really is best girl...

>>533832923
it's your mental illness actually anon

>>533832923
it's cause YWNBAW and you are projecting on her

>>533832958
despite what spreadsheeter gaslighters want you to believe you don't need an absurd amount of stamina to get over debuffs, just slightly above the average

>>533833086
Sorry, mein Trainer...

>>533832862
yeah if you don't see oguri cap in the background of s1 then you won't be able to understand her character for cinderella gray

>>533832515
What's hard about it? I find her to be one of the easier careers.

>>533832923
There's nothing "trans" about a boyfaggot woman

>>533832923
God imagine the glove jobs. I want to put a baby in her while she does that haughty laugh

>>533832958
She is part of the whales counter to debuffers. They are gonna run double Frontrunners with a Dazzling Disorientation Pace Chaser Super Creek to counter Evil Nature.

>>533833054
rice already had 30, then dropped some, then gained some, so idk.

>>533832958
She's decent if you have her 3* and potential 5

why the most deranged retards are always either Rice Shower or Tachyon fags

>>533833157
>black bars
>phone TRANNIES

>>533833005
Yeah, she's definitely a great miler. Too bad she has two double circle greens, which means less score in TT

>>533833191
now post their number of children

is this a pige game?

>>533832512
>>533832815
What decks did you use. I'm having problems breaking 1200 speed and 1000 stam.

I made a slop horse hehe...
This is kind of fun who else should I slop?

>>533833202
>glove jobs
>put a baby in her
one or the other anon

>>533832458
>Not so fast Opera-chan!

>>533832515
Bro, that sounds like a trainer issue

What trainee benefits the most from having a lvl 5 potential?

>>533833191
Why did the riders choose to kill Tach? She could have been so much more if not for the injury...

>>533833329
incomplete as fuck

>>533833329
I don't get it

>>533831987
Luv me Rice
'ate cordfaggotry

>>533832438
But consider that I don't want to wait several months to use the characters I want

I don't want to a sheep so I'll build a Grass Wonder debuffer instead of Nice Nature

fucking how? i thought i was shit out of luck cause i can't use Bakushin on Bakushin..

>>533833418
The ones with a gold recovery skill that doesn't suck

>>533833329
Why is my wife D tier

Please tell me the promotion line won't go up by 15k in just 14 hours, bwos...

>>533833437
Damn Director Akikawa let herself go...

>>533833292
Double greens? As firm conditions?
Could you please elaborate?

>>533832815
Left against shitters, right against debuffers

>>533833329
>my wives are flatter than boys and lolis

>>533833418
Creek, since she can't get maestro with her own card

>>533832923
Thanks for the heads up bro, can't believe I didn't have 'trans' filtered already

>>533832923
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>533833437
KITTEN JOCKEY!!!

>>533832515
Just get a gold blue skill and have at least 500 stam when assassinating McQueen.

>>533833437
Pigge racing minigame in Uma when?

>>533833212
>>533833243
honestly I might do the same
I dont have the Spe event card so no gourmand though, is just her base swinging enough since she has her ult too?

>>533833494
She's the King after all

>>533833159
The game keeps saying I dont have enough stamina but how much is enough? Im having a hard time balancing it with her other stats

>>533833401
I want to paint the inside and outside of her body with my baby batter

EL CONDOR SENOS

>>533833494
Classic dice roll moment. Hey, at least you get to skip through it now

>>533833212
But All Seeing Eyes, the skill that uses field of vision, requires her to be in 6th, 7th or 8th? So wouldn't two Front Runners be out of range anyway?

>>533833518
It got worse

>>533833641
>The game keeps saying
Who are you going to trust, your anon bros or some soulless machine?

NEW HORS WHEN

List of Reddit horses :
- Agnes Tachyon
- Haru Urara
- Gold Ship
- King Halo
- Mayano Top Gun (new entry on the list)

List of Discord horses :
- Rice Shower
- Nice Nature
- Sakura Bakushin O
- Tokai Teio
- Symboli Rudolf
- Special Week

Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.

>>533833625
Her main use this CM is to shorten Nice Nature's range anyways, so 3* ult plus Swinging Maestro is more than enough

>>533833623
Ive never seen a gold blue skill... damn....

>>533833494
>how
Legend Bakushin is running pace, she's holding back

>>533833747
Toreina looks like that?

>>533833769
2 weeks

>>533833674
You think you're worthy enough?

>>533833775
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>533833775
erm raisu is the only confirmed discord honse achtually

>>533833808
so she cant be used as an ace?

>>533833775
>says this while posting Marvelous Reddit
Nigger

>>533833329
how do we get cygay to add in AAA cup girls.

Man, this may be the most brutal mogging I have seen yet.
>>533832515
Works on my machine.

>>533833775
So true babe

>>533833730
I meant 6th,7th,8th or 9th of course. That skill should realistically be hitting End Closers or other debuffers.

>>533833747
yuritrannies look like that?

>>533833730
Depending on the Nice Nature build Front Runners still get caught by her debuff

That 90% WR PVPer guy really sold up the Yaeno card out in an hour. But is it really even much any better than Ines Fujin?

List of Reddit horses:

Narita Taishin
Curren Chan
Biwa Hayahide
Mihono Bourbon
TM Opera O
Special Week
Silence Suzuka
Tokai Teio
Maruzensky
Oguri Cap
Taiki Shuttle
Mejiro McQueen
Symboli Rudolf
Rice Shower
Gold Ship
Vodka
Daiwa Scarlet
Grass Wonder
El Condor Pasa
Air Groove
Mayano Top Gun
Super Creek
Mejiro Ryan
Agnes Tachyon
Winning Ticket
Sakura Bakushin O
Haru Urara
Matikanefukukitaru
Nice Nature
King Halo

Anyone seen posting, playing, or showing appreciation for any of the aforementioned will receive the "Faggot" epithet.

>>533833775
bourbon sisters we won

>>533833775
Give me the 4chan horse list so I know who I'm allowed to like

we hate rice shower here

>>533833775
I don't care.

You will never be an uma. You have no tail, you have no horse ears, you have no desire to run. You are a human twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Umas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Musume who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an Uma. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your axe wounds you call ear holes.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name and species, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>533833908
>>533833775
>lolis
>reddit
Why are you people being contrarian? Lolis are antithetical to reddit. The mods start ramping up those 41% when lolis are around.

List of Reddit horses:
https://umamusu.wiki/Category:Umamusume_Characters
List of 4chan horses:
https://umamusu.wiki/Category:Supporting_Characters

>>533833775
Holy based

>>533833905
There's much better options for aces, but her defensive utility is unmatched.

>>533834035
Vodka
Daiwa
Grass Wonder
Taiki
El condor pasa

>>533834103
>he doesn't know
oh no no no

15334340

CM practice

>>533834103
Oppai lolis are peak reddit
DFC is 4chan-core

>>533833852
>be raped
>get called unworthy
Wait a minute this whole operation was her idea

>>533833840
that cow Doto is so lucky...

>>533834103
Reddit is much like the US government
It's against the rules, but that doesn't stop those in charge from indulging
Don't forget that reddit once had straight up pedophilic boards, as in humans not drawings, that the owner defended

>>533832923
kys

>>533830031 (OP)
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>533834286
That's not very MARVELOUS of you.

Mambo

>>533834223
>El Reddit Pasa

>>533833971
Tamamo Cross detected.

>>533832923
ywnbaw
>>>/r/eddit

>>533834357
training King Halo means you destroy Spe-chans dream if you win...

>>533834162
any suggestions? also am i basically required to have a maru parent?

>>533834357
>get 1st place every race with Tickezo
>hurr you're not my real rival take things seriously

does the type of URA finale you run have any effect on aptitude sparks?

>nobody else likes my wife
>nobody will ever even call her reddit or 4chan
>nobody else but me posts about her

>>533834286
so Suzuka is a 4chan hors?

>>533834310
of course, she rides my dick every night anon

>>533833519
Yeah. You want as many yellow or blue skills as you can for maximum points. Maybe just one circle on firm conditions is fine. One circle gives +40 power, double circle is +60 power

>>533834418
Omatsuri

>>533834223
>the lesbian pair
>not reddit

>>533833395
a lot of stam sparks

>>533833539
i guess power doesnt matter much?

>>533834521
your wife isnt real

>>533834516
>also am i basically required to have a maru parent
For this CM, it's silly not to

I'm addicted to the Daiwussy

>>533834521
The rare Mejiro Brian fan

>>533834263
>lost to an uma with much worse speed

How????

>>533834263
how the fuck did my rudolf win this lol....

>>533834521
Spe-chan...

These Maruzensky's are becoming a problem. I fear when Sky is released.

Is 700 stam with like 2 white skills enough for Long Ura?

Does anyone have that website where you can find cards?
I'm looking for someone with a MLB fine motion

Bruh

>>533834579
Maruzensky has a lot of accel and it's on medium so you can skimp a bit on power.

>>533833775
>seiun sky isn't listed
>bourbon isn't listed
>scarlet isn't listed
I feel so BASED

>>533834704
>get debuffed
>not enough power to reach top speed in time

Matikanetannhauser is redditcore btw
Calling her mambo is certified reddit also

>>533834521
Uhh lots of people like Kitasan. Stop begging for attention.?

>>533834749
Career? Yes, with some luck. PVP? Noooooooo.

I wish to brush the directors hair
But first i must remove the hat

>>533834521
It's not Tickets fault, ok?

>>533833680
time to win

>>533834493
There can only be 1 winner, maybe Spe shouldn't trample all over King and everyone else in the race's dreams by taking first?

>>533834851
It's not kita bwo

Tickezo is cute! CUTE!

>>533834710
SERIOUSLY HOW DID YOU. I must learn your ways.

>>533834795
For context, this is my golshi.

>>533834704
Hopeful StakesGAWDS get 50% bonus on all stats

>>533834880
That is forbidden

>>533834689
based

How the fuck do you get two stats to cap?

>>533834704
pace/late/end is like a rubberband effect where you want more power and guts than speed. I dont know what the ratio is.

Kingu is cute.

>>533834539
>theyre passive and they dont activate so you dont get points
Woah,that is very nice to know, thanks man.
Any other tips?

Oh yeah,should i every overcap my stamina when training for a specific lenght?
Like what if i use Bakushin and can get like 650 stamina on sprint?
Or i get power and wit even if i get like 100 less points in the end.

>>533834889
why is King's mom such a BITCH?

>>533833519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvGyO_2wQzs&t=379s
Just watch couple minutes from there to see what you want for team trials

>>533834970
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>>533834768
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

How many stats do you get from all the URA and the bonuses at the end?
Should I stop grinding speed at 1100 or is that too little or too much?

Seiun is the only unanimously vetted and approved /uma/ horse

global is reddit + discord + your undesirable social media of choice desuyo
if you weren't day 1 jp player you are all of the above also

>>533834808
gonna mamblow your head off if you keep talking shit bitch

>>533834689
First non 3 house uma I got. A shame tsunderes aren’t real man.

Who else here is stuck in B+ inferno?

>>533834689
oh

does anyone remember vega?

>>533834749
Long URA can be done with like 550 stamina and nothing else

>>533834950
I lost bro

>>533835123
couldn't be me

>>533834939
>591 wit vs 302 wit
it can't be..... uma musume is... wit gaem....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q90bV_ku6WY

I actually got emotional bros

>>533835089
>t. Seiun Sky

>>533834880
>But first i must remove the hat
Courting death?

>>533835153
Yeah
(You)

>>533835123
Me, naturally.

>>533835123
>wall of text
wow that a n

>>533835153
hey it's the arknights girl

>>533833426
>Agnes Tachyon sired six G1/Jpn1 winners, and his progeny were known for their speed but often suffered from leg issues, a trait inherited from his dam, Agnes Flora.
>By January 16, 2021, all of his offspring had retired from active racing, with Action Star being the last.
>His bloodline remains influential, with approximately 240 active JRA horses carrying his lineage as of 2022
Daiwa Scarlet's one of the daughters.

>>533834521
Same here. It's just me

Do I run her late or pace? Thinking about buying the pace skills...

>>533834982
Pick Bakushin, run a 9* speed, your best power spark, and run 3 speed/3power support cards. With some decent luck you'll get S+ in both stats

Which uma has the best tasting pussy?

>>533835089
cute feet

>>533835079
Realistically anywhere from 50 to 55 in every stat.

Is there any uma based on a horse that routinely wore eye-covers ? IF so is in represented in her design ?

>>533835040
The special scene you get for winning senior year Arima with her implies her mom was being tough on her specifically to egg on her contrarian side and motivate her

My current team has honestly been doing way better than I expected. Looking forward to reaching the last milestone for the big rewards

>>533831987
>TFW my Club is so casual that we are B+ despite 2 people not logging in for a week or two.
>Everyone trades shoes daily
>TFW it's not a Rice Group.

>>533835079
It's dependent on your "race bonus" total. Typically most anons running a non shitpost deck will get 13 or 14 per URA race. For a total of 39 or 42 per stat.
You then get 0, 3 or 5 points per stat depending on Reporter's friendship (3 if orange, 5 if maxed).
You then get 10 per stat from the director, or 15 if you have her maxed.
Then 5 from your Uma getting her good ending.
Absolute best case scenario that's 67 points in every stat

>>533835315
Got my first and only A+ this way.

>>533835079
Depends on your race bonus.
But you'll get around 13+13+13+5+15+5=64.
Assuming you don't have any date cards and you max the director and reporter.

>>533835328
grass wonder

>>533835312
Late has less direct debuffs usually, and since you don't have Gourmand, you might as well pick Late

>>533835034
what? green skills activate and give points, they also count for activation conditions like groundwork
green skills are good to have in some TT categories where they are very likely to activate. 90% of dirt races are on non-standard distance for example. you can also force rainy weather with a doll.
but you always only want one circle of the skill, not both, because you get the same amount of points for the activation

>retards keep picking speed skills when they have 1200spd and shit power
Reminder
PVP IS ACCELERATION GAME

>>533835292
He only had 6 G1 winners out of like 5000 kids?

>>533835467
>pvp
yawn

>>533835437
Ah!
Okay i get it now

>>533835271
>that
>wall of text
zoomer are gonna crash so hard its not even funny

>>533835467
There are fuckall accel skill in the game to begin with.

>Doing a run to do some races for the next round of Spring Celebration missions
>Get into first summer, my energy is kind of low, it's not a rainbow, but 5 character stack on Guts with good stat distribution, 37% chance
>Choose it
>Fail the training, whatever, decide to choose the bottom option to high roll, lose the roll and get Practice Poor, that's RNG, sure
>I'm coming up on a race, did a safety rest and get a rainbow roll for speed
>I still have Practice Poor, 2% failure rate but I'll get 40 Speed and some good Power, it can't fail
>It fucking fails
I can't determine if the lesson to learn is never actively chase missions, never roll on guts, or get rid of Practice Poor as fast as possible.

>>533835292
s-source.. please...

>>533835363
Golshi's headgear is a reference to this

>>533835467
What happened to it being a Wit game last week?

>>533834519
>>533834519
>>533834519
please respond

>slacker before summer camp
>horse slacks off 4 times in a row
Okay, my kitasan mlb luck is paid off now.

>>533831987
lmao you guys i recruited from everywhere even in game people just joined randomly

Rice Shower smells like girl feet

Is there another way to grind for money? Even with 6 Daily races it doesn't feel like enough and you barely break even if not slightly poorer after spending money on the daily shop star pieces

>>533835647
I like Goldship and Haru urara who are supposedly the most reddit horses ever

just like what you like man

>>533835376
I have 5000 team ranking less but 3000 more points. Embarrassing.

>>533834521
A lot of people make jokes about the stuff my wife says and says she's lovely but it doesn't seem she's either reddit or 4chan

>>533835647
>nothing I like is reddit

>>533835370
>I-I was only being an abusive bitch to push my daughter haha...
What if King had just broken down instead?

>>533835702
so stop buying the daily shop star pieces
i only buy them at 5k, never 10k

>>533835685
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>533835545
>gonna crash
*are crashing. Quality of my students took a nosedive ~5 years ago, and I know I'm not the only one.

>>533835642
He was talking about career/Team Trials which is WIT GAME

>>533835702
It's all career. You can buy some money in the shop if you have resources, but it's a bad trade

we hate rice shower here

>>533835647
What I like is based
What you like is cringe
Simple

lend me your virgin energy bros

>>533835642
well you do need wit to activate those accel skills

>>533835647
yes that's how online discourse works
you can substitute reddit to whatever depending on context

>>533835737
I use auto assemble for my team

>>533835153
You all forgive her for being a jerk to Curren Chan during RTTT, right?

>>533835702
pick urara and make her do 56 consecutive races in a row

>>533835315
I'll have to give that a go
Actually stopped running Bakushin after she became a dad

>>533835845
>>533835787
So now it's a Wit + Power game? Are we going into it's a Guts + Wit + Power the week after next week?

>>533835831
You wanna be strong, don't you?

>>533835624
Oh yeah, I'm pretty retarded not to have made that connection

Reminder that Special Week is the canon wife

>>533834521
My wife's just memed on but not often taken seriously or favored by any site which means it's more for me.

>>533835818
no

Uma musume is grift game.

No condom uma sex

>>533835831
Winners pick winning

>Run Mayano
>get hot springs event at New Year's
>fail the URA finals
>no hot spring event
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>533835831
its ogre

>>533835642
TT is not PVP

>>533835153
mirin' vega

>>533834808
shut up nigga

>>533835964
I will impregnate spe and both of ther moms too

>>533835436
I went with the generic skills to use her as late. And lol at the 0 white sparks.

>>533834519
>does the type of URA finale you run have any effect on aptitude sparks?
I don't know

No mercy for Pacekeks

mayano top gun drawn by gyokai is too cute

>>533835968
idk i think people very seriously wish to impregnate your wife

>>533835123
Yeah, me
Couple of low A ranks thanks to borrows but I might be stuck here for a while until Shiraoki-sama grants me more 7*+ umas

>>533835909
> Front runner Taiki
You know her unique only triggers if you're 3rd or worse (and also in the first half of the pack), right?

>>533834519
No, it just makes the numbas big
>>533835643

>>533836126
out of all the umas why did he draw her specifically

>>533836043
>Compete against other players
>not pvp

>>533835860
team auto assembler

>>533835991
Tracen student hands typed this

>>533836165
Those people? Me

How long does it take until the uma gods love you? I'm just asking for some 3* sparks is all

>>533836126
Why they gave her such a lewd outfit?

THIS BRAT!

>>533835480
If i'm looking at the stats correctly, he had like 80 kids, of those, 6 were G1 winners, with Daiwa having ~4? G1 wins.
Now if you take into account the fact that it's a 1 in 240 chance that a foal actually turns into a g1 winner, that's not bad stats at all.
Also notable is that Tachyon's inheritance comes from Sunday Silence, which is also the sire of Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Manhattan Cafe and Marvelous Sunday.
>>533835621
https://files.catbox.moe/gynohi.mp4

Who are the most boring umas and why is it Grass Wonder, Silence Suzuka, and Special Week?

if anyone is still looking for a club to join, consider umatism!
sadly since I made this club a few days ago, we will not be getting rewards this month but if you don't mind and want to join a club with other anons, we are still open
if you can't find the club, then give me your ID and I'll invite you

>>533835315
>Pick Bakushin
It's amazing how many problems in Uma musume get solved by one simple step

>>533836126
Looks like AI

saw this and now you have to

HOLY SHIT SHE'S BROKEN
A MUST PULL

Is there a real world lore reason for Narita Taishin being an asshole? Did they hate other horses or something?

>>533836391
just recruit next month broski

You should post images of your wife being cute

>>533836451
that image is fucking crunchy jesus zooming christ

>>533834519
With good RNG it can MASSIVELLY boost your statline.
Just two 3 spark triggers + stamina parentage will cause sprint or mile to be more or less stamina done

>>533836451
>doesn't mention the mandatory Awful mood down event
lol

>>533836450
wife

83784534

CM practice 2

>>533836326
needs huggies and smoochies correction!

>>533836535
okay

>>533836450
ay curamba mato la bestia oguri freza

New CM room: 57845825
Check how your uma stacks against /uma/, bring 3.

>>533836432
https://x.com/_himehajime/status/1402266301477818375?t=jj9sHLkvbFwxQBp4MBYYhw&s=19
>posted in 2021

>>533836326
She's asking for it

>>533836204
>>533836545
i'm not talking about the URA finale spark i mean if you run for example a medium URA finale does it influence the odds of getting a medium spark and so on

>>533836126
>it's the Dohna Dohna guy
holy shit
>>533836432
Have some respect jeet, your slop machine will be stealing his work to make worse version of it for the next decade

>>533836535
she's becoming a mother tonight

>>533832506
>get playtime's over (1 in 8)
>parent doesn't pass it a as spark

Is Bakushin better as a pace chaser or front runner?

>>533836450
Are South Americans ok?

About to spend the rest of my life with Taiki, later losers.

>>533832506
bwo... your R Ines Fujin card?

>>533836379
Tachyon actually had 2755 kids

>>533836825
front

>>533836126
I like the screentone texture he snuck in a few places. It feels a bit tame compared to his other work, but I guess that he can't get too lewd with the IP

Dantsu Flame

Man. Please tell me they fix late/end later because getting boxed in fucking sucks ass and makes me want to stop building them.

>>533836825
front runner, do NOT pick pace

>>533836825
Front, anything else is tantamount to heresy.

>>533836871
you will milk her or she's going to milk you?

>>533836776
Hey, I know this one

>>533836760
I've read more than enough guides to give you a confident, No.

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho

30 minutes left

I forgot to say but Spe friendzones the fuck out of trainer later in her career.

WHAT THE FUCK.
I FAILED TO CURE SLACKER 4 TIMES IN A ROW. YOU ARE A FUCKING GLUE. GLUE! STOP BREAKING MY BALLS!!!

>>533836645
heh, nothing personnel Goldbro

Should i just spam Bakushin carrers until i get a 3 star speed spark or is she generally not a good breeder for the rest of the horses cause most are not sprinters?

>>533836917
As front runner the game literally stops you from actually getting ahead.

>>533836917
late and end are easy mode, I think it's a skill issue

>>533836914
The Uma engineered for paizuri

>>533836825
Do you even know the true meaning of Bakushin you fucking nigger

>>533836645
That was pretty close. GG.

>>533837059
nice MC umakeks

>>533837064
I swear the fail chance on infirmary is somewhere between 25~50%

>>533837041
If I was stuck training This Thing I'd kill myself

>>533836825
>general doc recommends pace
>uma goddesses in heaven know bakushin must be front
That was the first sign I shouldn't listen to the docs (((authorities))) as gospel. They are soulless beings.

>>533837064
>not visiting the shrine instead
This is why Shiraoki has abandoned you.

>>533836917
I will mention this much. If you have Corner Adept and some Velocity Skills it will help from being boxed in. You also do not need much Stamina you just need more Speed and Power.

>>533836917
remember uma is a wit game

>>533836917
They balance everything by giving fronts the worst stam conversion and least acceleration during the late race. You're running a brick without seiun anyways.

I'm still not installing this game but it's not worth asking on /a/
what order do I watch the anime, movies, and ova in?

Insane stuff is happening in the spic side of the fandom

>>533837059
You thought Cygames would let you fuck the face of their franchise for free?

757976647052
Can a bwo add me to a club

>>533836760
Nope. On this topic, your affinity linearly goes up if you make sure their family lines run the same races.

So you use the calculator and keep a note to run same G1s. Hopeful is 100% pick for instance.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>533836917
Stop being a witlet

>>533837246
Suzuka with Groundwork can win 99% of CM

Huh. I did the 30 wins challenge first try, I thought it would take multiple attempts.

>>533836968
Hopefully both.

>>533836917
sometimes it can't be helped

>>533837059
that's why she's not popular and everyone prefers Suzuka instead. I mean just look how flat she is, damn that's hot

>>533837263
Did Spe kill Ogu irl?

>>533837064
It's better to try recreation and get healed by the temple event.
you get +energy +mood and cured from one shit

>>533837103
she likes taiki shuttle but i dont think she has a lot of affinity bonuses with other umas yet, i guess curren chan now but you probably won't use a bakushin 3 star spark much

>>533837059
lore accurate. Special week is a chud

>>533837257
umayon s1, s2 then umayuru

>>533837103
Bakushin is the uma with the 2nd worst base affinity with the rest of the cast (1st being urara). That should change over time as more sprinters are released.

look at how horrible this mayano is
how do people train long runners with multiple A stats

>>533837059
Try Super Creek.

>>533837357
Is it really worth, considering Shrine visit competes against Karaoke and Walk?

>>533837257
Release order, like literally every other franchise.

>>533837059
It's ok I self insert as Suzuka anyway

>>533837435
cute

>>533837273
this slutty brat, I swear I'm going to impregnate her the same day cygames release her

>>533835759
then she didn't have what it takes either way

If these are your favorite horses you are a r*dditor
>Haru Urara
>Gold Ship
>Agnes Tachyon
>Bakushin
>Rudolf

>>533837493
>look at how horrible this mayano is
I think she's pretty cute

is Narita Taishin worth?

>>533837493
I mean that's not a good Mayano but I'm surprised you thought it bad enough to post here, there's a lot worse out there.

>>533837310
>lose position battle mid race
>never recovers
Its all a coinflip nerd.

>>533837618
no

>>533837497
Creek friendzones you?

>>533837263
Spe would smoke oguri crap

>>533836645
Interesting to watch pacers get debuffed to hell lol
I understand now

>>533837257
Have you watched MLP friendship is magic first?

>>533837618
yes

>>533837618
yes

>>533837435
I will never marry Oguri, this fat fuck is black hole literally

>>533837493
and look at this atrocious spark

>>533837618
She is horse Blanc so I say she’s pretty worth it

>>533836917
Posts like these are so fucking funny knowing that front runner is non viable 90% of the time outside of a few setups

>>533837493
Leveling up their Support Cards. Looking at important stats like Training Effectiveness, Specialty Training and Mood Effectiveness. You need to closely monitor the cards you wish to use, and it is important to know which cards you wish to level up because they can quickly get your stats up and save mood downs, even training failures.

>>533837618
maybe

>>533837753
That’s a face that has seen countless dick

>>533837618
idk

>>533837753
it's not really that funny when you realize it's just manufactured discord troll funny posts.

>>533837435
I don't speak Condor