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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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I NEED HER

FOREVER

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

I want to roll for Wedding mayano but my parents all are Mayano!!

behold the 3 sexiest umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnTrvTk1bYU

>>534842381 (OP)
>1111
>Manhatten OP
Blessed thread, now I'll get MLB Creek for sure

for newfags, just making you know that Falco is peak cuckquean uma

>>534839883
>calling Gold City a normie.
she is probably one of the biggest Yanderes in the game. half of her character is that she is extremely attached to you to an obsessive level. and there is literally a scenario event where she gets mad at you for talking to a female trainer.

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

3 hours until the only.must summon banner of 2025 that isn't the Kitasan rerun

Worst /uma/ hours.

Do NOT open.

You've been warned.

big booba honses
hons milk

This general made me like Brian now

Umas for this feel?
https://youtu.be/aoXOdAUD7IM

>>534842619
and she's my wife

im at the Ura finale, should I just wing this?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534842645
Come on man, I just got here last week, we can go lower.

Being 28 is not old.

>>534842646
I love Air Shakur.

SAVE HER /UMA/!

wtf i love bakushin now

Digitan LOVE

>>534842653
Brian and Eishin are the two horses I actually care about getting.

>>534842653
he's pretty cool I guess

>>534842646
why nips dislike her?

>want to pull for Narita Brian
>only have these cards
>can't even get consistent double rainbows on Speed
is it over? do i really have to pull on creek?

>>534842728
garbage stats for risk
just take wit or a date

>>534842803
EASY FEAT! I GOT MY LUCKY SOCKS ON TODAY

>>534842790
Glad we have something in common.

>>534842646
I opened it despite your warning and now my day is ruined.

>>534842698
Oh, shit, that's a blast from the past. Thanks luck.

Which uma is the best at KISSING?

No other additional things, specifically kissing

I've been playing this game for 120 hours and I only just realised I could run recommended races for a mood up. I feel as stupid as I have ever felt in my life.

>>534842646
delete it

>>534842646
TUK TUK SHAKUR

>>534842727
your wife takes the seat as Light Hello's takes trainer san to a night of drinking

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BA KU SHIIN

>Still can't get a single A rank
Give it to me straight, is my account bricked or am I just retarded?
Sorry for the poor image quality

DUUUDE HEIL HITLER LMAO

Fuji after race paizuris

They call me Cuban Pete.
I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom.

Uma for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8niNHOs_kU

>>534842623
That is one of the hottest images ive seen in a long while. Specifically for what it doesnt show you and just implies.

>>534842646
AIEEEEEEE MY ROLLS

>>534842902
even at the Ura finale?

3 more hours!!!! I have a job interview at 4 so hopefully by the time I get home I’m ready to pull

>>534842846
So uh, is Agnes Digital male or female? The ear thing isn't clear

Bros I need your help, I need to update my Uma folder with some lewd pics can you share some?

>>534843120
yes you're going to tank your umas stats for almost no potential gain
if it was like +100 i could understand

Ran across this in public lobby
Legitimately nothing you can do about this you just gotta hope she gets blocked or some shit

there are unironic Air Shakur shills now... well every thread has its contrarians

>>534843153
irl stallion

>>534843249
When is she coming?

>>534842623
>jealous (no looking at other girls)
>demands status reports and mandatory good-morning/good-night texts
>moody (will get mad if you don't reply to her texts within 5 minutes max)

She's the devoted type and hotter than hell, sure, but I'm not proud to tell you that that's how normalfags are in 3D.

Umas only do anal until retirement

I must have angered Shiraoki-sama, this was the worse RNG I ever had :
- 6 Mood down events in two years
-Migraine
-Slacker taking three turns to cure
-barely anyone on speed training on year one
-Zero Rainbow training on year 3 camp

Still won Hopeful Stakes though, but crash before even URA qualifier

4spd 2wit or 4spd1pwr1wit for curren chan?
i noticed that she can't pace chaser for shit in TT so maybe a power card might help

>>534843371
PAIN

>>534843148
post more Umadols!
not AI

>>534843412
Clearly didn't do enough anal.

>>534843402
Umadols doubly so by their Trainer-Managers!

>>534842653
You've folded to one of the lowest funded propaganda campaigns in history anon.

Agnes Digital forced me to commit rape against my trainee and filmed the entire process...

>>534843327
maybe I should try training my anime Teio instead the normal one

>gametora can sort by any of the 3 size measures
mmmmmmm
what breast size is the flat/small cutoff line before its considered medium?

>>534842872
she looks like a man

>>534843249
Love this artist.

Trainer, it's that time of the month again

>>534843269
yeah youre right, its best not to risk it, is this good enough for the medium races?

>>534843576
No, Sky high step is a much better ultimate

Hell yeah

>people talking about what track is the best at the end of the previous thread
It's not even close, don't fucking lie to yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8

>>534842646
This was the 1st SSR I rolled. Used it for the first two or three weeks on every career because I hit auto-select and it was an SSR.

Is it possible that matikanefukukitaru?

>>534843298
Will she piss on me again?

so are there like umas in the game that never really won anything (other than haru)
i mean you would think by now all the big winners got turned into umas years ago right

>double golden inspiration event
>have six 2-3* Medium pink sparks across parents and grandparents
>get none
The pink spark rng is fucking obnoxious

>>534843493
What do you mean I have to live for another 3 years?

>>534843554
Stop it anon she's too cute

>>534843641
I've been so close to getting A+ on Teio but I'm always like 100 power/wit short, need to get lucky, also her 20% speed and 10% stam rates are thankfully good

This is your Spark for tonight.
What's the most amount white sparks you can get anyways? Is it 10, cause that's the highest I've ever gotten.

>>534843663
I still like Tracen Ondo a smidgen better but it's a close second

Did you know? Silence Suzuka is skilled at spinning penis.

Mom bod umas

>>534843636
try it out in the CM rooms that get posted
you have enough stam for the debuffers but the speed and no med S probably just too slow

>Seiun Sky is another agemasen card
What the FUCK another FUCKING run FUCKING bricked because of this STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT MECHANIC holy shit I hate this FUCKING game even if you whale it doesn't matter because you can only borrow three FUCKING times a day for literally no FUCKING reason

>>534843663
Marvelous Sunday's breasts are too big. It's obscene.

>>534843589
TRUTH NVKE

>>534843761
Sadly

>>534843554
>they're the best gaslighters in /vg/, and the worst led.

>>534843815
So it wasn't just me.....

>>534843741
nobody in team canopus Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi won a G1, but there aren't any sore losers other than Urara

>>534843967
I saw your stuff in sdg anon

>>534843554
Low funded but effective.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s8eaDe9jS54
so should i pull or not?

I was hunting for stamina, but I'll take this, my other fukukitaru also has good turf sparks

What's the IRL lore between these three? I see these three together in-game and in promotional art all the time, coincidentally happen to like them all too

>>534843695
Everything is possible, if the great Shiraoki wills it

I wish special week was possessive..

>>534844081
bigly

/uma/ brokies in 4 hours after they blow 30k on LB1 creek and they still have to borrow the MLB anyway (they will cry about not having enough gibs on the riko banner)

Golshi... is cute?!

>>534843860

Says you.

>>534844038
Imagine the hugs...

>>534844058
Hope you like it

>>534843860
Consider this image.

>>534843951
>That image
Oh hey, I've seen this not long ago! https://files.catbox.moe/xyxfrn.webm

>>534843589
Machikanetannhäuser is for all

>>534844150
It's in 4 hours??
I gotta be up early tomorrow

I'm pretty sure my account has refused to ever roll super creek. Meanwhile.

>>534844167
Golshi is always hot

who is the easiest Uma to farm for stamina sparks on?

I have a confession to make /uma/
I... gave decaf to Manhattan

>>534844206
I'm not sold hmmmmm. Do you ahve more? Hmmmmmmm.

>>534844056
I checked Samson Big out of curiosity and that horse won a single G3 at most

>>534843663
https://youtu.be/uNm_9NxQ-IE

>>534844269
True

>>534844278
bakushin

>>534844315
You fucking killed her

>>534843493
its unironically such sadness.
all the umas i give a fuck about come out only in like 2027.

>>534844278
Check their status bonus, anyone you have that has a 20% in stamina should be good, I'm using special week for it

>>534844278
I rotate between Gold Ship and Mejiro McQueen.

Should I pull on Creek's penis?

im gonna drop my carots on creek and then talk myself into spending money because its worth it to mlb, then repeat the same thing on the next banner and the next and the next

>>534844493
Yeaaaaaah, that's a top cute horse.

>>534831231
Judge me.

Hard mode: Can't use "reddit".

>>534844541
yes

>>534844494
Same anon...

>>534844412
The hand looks like a tongue on the thumbnail

What SR's would you consider to be useful to have? Like generally overall. I'm in dire need and will be pulling on the Creek banner.

>Less than 3 hours
were all gonna make it

>>534844167
I hate anime characters with double eyelid folds and find them utterly repulsive no matter what. They can only work as comic relief for me.

ENOUGH FROM THE DONKIES AND COWS

>started on Kitasan banner
>promoting to class 6 with only 12 umas
110k higher than the cutoff should hold right? Guess I can keep ignoring uma banners until Summer Maru

MORE CUTE COWS AND CUTE DONKEYS

>>534844662
Marvelous, Mayano, Sweep and Taishin

>>534844662
Sweep Tosho
King Halo
Manhattan Cafe
Daiwa Scarlet

these are always on every deck

>>534844553
Thanks for supporting the game so I may play it for free

rape

>>534844775
What makes Manhattan Cafe better than Mayano Top Gun? I have both MLB and I genuinely find MTG the better one.

>>534844876
cute donkey

How big are your horse's EARS
Does she have GREAT BIG DUMBO FLOPPERS or maybe tiny cute debiru horns?
Does she wrap them up or let the whole world see them?

Chat is today a good day to roll for Super Creek?

>>534843332
>now
I've been here since week one of global tho
I just don't advertise it, she's like a year away.

Chiyo sex

>>534844906
is this what moving to the big city does to you

Why is King Halo wearing condoms on her ears

Is this enough to beat most normie teams in CM? I'll be running her with two debuffers. Tired of trying to get Med S and Ryan's unique to inherit. I want to get back to spark farming.

>>534844973
Yeah, do it now

>>534844970
>>534844973
>reddit tachyon

>>534844983
SHE WOULD NEVER WEAR OR DO THIS!

>>534844967
Average, but I wish we got more floppy uma ears

>>534844915
Really good training priority + starting friendgauge for fast rainbows, also gives decent skills

>>534844973
>not waiting for a blue dot to roll

>>534844225
Essential /uma/ watching just for this.

Kill her, Sasami! I'm tired of this bitch's dogshit runs all day.

>>534845068
shut up and keep sucking

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1954664186728083706

>Tazuna
Uh. Is there any future banner with SC without her?

>>534845078
Dog got into Maru's laundry basket, no more explanation needed

>>534845060
no

>>534844906
sexo

>>534845060
>one gold
>no med S
it's over for you, retard

>>534843860
and yet, allegedly, her measurements are only 87 on bust

>>534845130
STRENGTH CHAKRA RIGHT NOW

>>534844541
Yeah, she'll give you whatever kind of milk you want.

>>534844967
>>534844876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSiquMuBM4&list=RDMM&index=31

ur saying i need to build 1200 speed and fucking 1000 stamina for medium CM?

>>534845130
Winning

>>534845068
Please don't use one of my top 10 horses to shitpost. Thanks.

>>534845130
POWER

S-save and roll for who you like

>>534845113
>blue dot
Secret schizo tech?

>>534845063
Goddamn anon, blue board.

Your dirt races will never be the same after tonight

>>534845060
If it's A rank you won't be against normie teams

>>534845287
Manhattan Cafe when?

>>534844915
better mood effect
more stamina gain
faster rainbows
better specialty priority
higher race bonus

its in general better

Mayano has its good uses for the skill point gain and different set of skills
they are both good you but Mayano tends to make you seethe when she is not yet doing rainbows in Summer

>>534845287
I like winning.

ball head looking ass

>>534845118
they really dont make scenes like this anymore

hope this is good enough now for CM

>>534845216
I just want the consolation prize. I'm not trying to beat all the sweaty losers. Wasted too much TP on this BS.

>>534845060
>841 Stamina
Minimum you'll need 900+ a gold skill to stand a chance

Do you pet her?
Y/N

>>534845287
shut up Ganyu

>>534845287
But if I only roll for who I like I'm gonna have to wait 2 years anon...

>>534845287
Tight pus-ACK

>>534845093
>>534845368
Thanks dudes. I guess subjectively I was just finding Mayano gave me better events.

>>534844967
pretty small I'd say
debiru sounds like the word for "idiot" in my language

>>534845375
>no maestro
>beeline
its over...

>people are finally realizing that golshi is sex incarnate
Good.

>>534845287
If I could I would, Nishin Flower is an underrated card
>Charming event
>20 stamina recovery event
>generally high friendship from the get go

>>534844662
Sweep Tosho
Manhattan Cafe
Eishin Flash
Marvelous Sunday

>>534845219

It's because she's a tiny shortstack. Though breast size measurements in in anime are completely made up anyway.

>Tons of mood down and slacking just before July
Fuck you Grass Wonder!! Fuck you!

>>534845453
EZ

>>534844915
>>534845474
Mayano will give you more stats on a high roll, but manhattan will probably feel more consistent.

>>534845375
i hope i'm against umas like this in cm

>>534845540
All she has to do is take off the headphones.

>>534845118
For sure.
>>534845373
I mean, they literally can't considering under which circumstances this thing was made.

>>534845060
dont use ryan ult

>>534845372
That's her face, not ass.

>>534845246
you can do 800 stam with 2 reliable gold heals like maestro and gourmand

>>534845540
>finally
Only the the newfag globaltards disliked golshi or thought she was ugly.

remember to rest up, trainer.
new banner soon

Are we hornyposting or not here

I'm unironically enjoying the game and want to tryhard a little
How should I start with my spark farming?
I already have a couple of friends with 3* stam and power, and have my own of those to aim for my 9*
Should I choose an uma in particular to begin with?
Should I care about compatibility on my first runs?

>>534845540
I think they've been realizing that ever since they started drawing her scarfing down trainer's massive dong, anon.

Roll for Brian or try to uncap SRs on creek banner

>Austro-Hungarian Monarchy
>Undefeated
>Hero
>Legend
>Adventurer
>Beloved
>54 wins - 54 races

>>534845727
my TP is gonna cap.... I need to play...

>>534842769
you get it

this KILLS the uma

>>534845534
>>534845653
ok ok
i'll get the fucking maestro
FUCK

cm has two leagues right? if i choose to enter the casual league how many carats am I potentially losing out on

>>534845703
hooves...

>>534845779
KINCSEM

>>534845812
Cap as in peak?

>dead in 6 years or less
uuuuuuh
what happened to all of them

>>534845412
Y

>>534845703
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh.
So that's what happens when you give them both decaf.

>>534845812
Playing right now will kill your luck.
Danchou told me this in a dream.
The winning move is not to play.

I CAN'T PULL FOR SHORTSTACKS YET

>>534845113
Clarify

>>534845528
its just how the nips say devil

>>534845779
>>534845875
Urara can beat her

>>534843706
>again
huh?

What did she mean by this?

unusually comfy thread, keep it up

>But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine what I know of the metafags.
>Are they the sort of people who would run debuffs for Late/End or for Front/Pace?
>Now a common metafag would run debuffs for Front and Pace because he would know that most aces are of those positions.
>However, Gold Ship is not like most aces, so clearly I would run her and not get debuffed.
>But a predictive metafag must have known people would run Golshi to not get debuffed; so I can clearly not choose to run her as my ace.
>You've made your team yet?
>Not remotely! Because Gold Ship has strong references to the ocean. And as everyone knows, the ocean is filled with whales. And whales would build a 3* like Maruzensky or Oguri. So clearly I can not choose to build a Front/Pace as my Ace.
>You're just late starting now.
>You'd like to think that wouldn't you! You've built two debuffers, which means your ace is likely exceptionally strong, which means you could have chosen to debuff Gold Ship, trusting your ace could beat any other Frontrunner or Pacer. So clearly I can't build Gold Ship as my ace.
>But you've also built Oguri Cap as your ace, which means you've watched Cinderella Gray... and in watching, you must have learned that you must surpass the cap (as in peak) to become the best, so you would have capped (as in broken) the legs of your rivals, so clearly I can not choose to run a Front/Pace as my ace.
>You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
>It has worked! You've given everything away! I know what to build!
>[Taurus Cup fanfare begins]
>You guessed wrong.
>You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I built a Late Runner Gold Ship! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is that uma is a wit game; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a compfag, when 300+ carats are on the line
>...
>...
>...
>"Your trainee couldn't break out from the crowd. More Power could help with that!"

Is there ever a reason to run Pace Chaser if you can run Front Runner?

What do I do if I spark on creek's banner and end up with a single copy of sweep tosho

STOP POSTING OPPAI LOLI UMAS I DONT WANT TO MASTURBATE
I GOT A PB TO BREAK TODAY

>>534845375
the simulator says you will run out of stamina at the last 200m and die
so sorry bro, should have taken Swinging Maestro

>>534844169
Hishi Akebono breast smothering hug

>>534845764
>wanna roll for brian since the beginning
>but also want to roll for creek and srs in general
aaaaaaaaa

>>534845970
>uma team of needy, bratty, stacked shortstack umas
no trainer-san survives this.

>>534845975
Please don't strongly interpret the dot!

>>534845593
Now click "show upcoming characters" and be depressed at how bleak the future is.

>>534845779
fraudwatch
farmed wins agains the average weightbearing mule

It begins...

>>534846074
reroll

>>534845970
But rob boy is flat

>>534845916
>Green lady
paid for her lies
>Silence Suzuka
took "break a leg" literally, didn't make it.
>Air Shakur
1v1'd a fence post and lost.
>Gold City
Dunno, isekai'd to Elden Ring.
>Rice Shower
Fucked up her leg bad, didn't make it.

>>534845875
Horses have only been getting faster since then, so I like to think most of our umas would have a fair shake. Though older races were much longer, weren't they?

Hello etsuko?
I did 5 races and there's no post race mood up

>>534846065
>posts the complete opposite of a comfy honse

>>534846067
I'm just running Golshi/Nice Nature/Maru my man. That was very good.

Teio is such a cocky brat

>>534845593
A lot of these seem unreasonably low for how fat the uma's tits are. I wonder if it's Cygames intentionally downplaying it as part of the whole "can't lewd the honses" thing.

>>534845916
fracture
fracture in the middle of a race
fracture after kicking a fence lmfao
infection
fracture in the middle of a race

>>534844906
Yeah, her raping me
>>534845729
Yeah, hornyposting about fucking Doto's fat tits

>>534846062
She's convincing you to suck her dick.

This thread needs some Eishin pics

>>534846238
>Air Shakur
>1v1'd a fence post and lost.
jesus
that sounds grim

>>534846030
Yeah...

>>534846228
>B89 W56 H78
That's fucking stacked on a 140cm frame

>>534846182
Air groove

REMINDER: you will need 950 stam + 2 gold recovery skills if you want to reliably beat double debuffers!

>>534846336
That's how it is sometimes.

>>534846141
>Marvelous Sunday
>bratty or needy
Nigga what????

>>534846073
Depends on your unique skill

>>534846380
They found my vintage porn stash............

do you rike

>>534846348
I realized this a few hours ago today, but Daiwa has slit pupils. Most of the other horses have normal circular pupils.

>>534846473
More like fuji kisex

what is with horses being so powerful but like they step wrong and instantly break all the bones in their body

I want to assemble a full gyaruma team, how long must I wait

>>534846062
Trainer's niku is her favorite.

>>534844967
she keeps her first rate ears covered and hidden
the ear socks stay on during sex

>>534846382
Mmm... nyo.

>>534846150

As in the lack of big tits? I'm just happy we get both boob monsters this year instead of waiting for years.

>>534846132
>all these fantasy images about how tall umas are
>look inside
>170 cm
>convert to freedom
>5'7
I have a whole head and half over this bitch
what always kills me about that image with the trainers and umas is the symboli and groove height
so dissapointing

>>534846593
Why is a 17 minute video of me masturbating in your vintage porn stash?

>>534846635
Because she's a cow (affectionate)

>>534846732
Are you a head and a half taller while on all fours?

>>534846689
Imagine the smell when you take them off

>>534846718
yeah. most of the titty monsters already exist on launch. It's all downhill from here.

>>534846732
I can't believe how small Curren-chan's feet are.

>>534846674
well we are getting Gold City next month so thats something.

>>534846115
oh well I already rolled for Taishin and still want to unlock Tachyon's 3 star so might aswell roll for Brian. She looks cool which is enough for me.

>>534846732
you aren't japanese tho

>>534844038
what does umapyoi mean

>fuku doesn't have vocals for Tracen Ondo
sad
guess I'll cope with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittiGXvSwMA

flat kings
we eating good

>>534846669
They're 1000 pounds of muscles on 4 spindly legs that we have bred for speed instead of their original multiple toed configuration that supports weight efficiently

>>534843412
>>534843529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I can't believe it's another shit career, it feels so impossible, it has been weeks without dropping below A and this Anal priestess refuse to do anything right!

dogwife

>>534846669

They and other big animals weight a lot anon. Bones can't handle that much mass hitting the ground at any sort of velocity.

>>534846674
A year and a half minimum

>>534846380
the oyakodon collection...

Was looking at the wiki and I came across a character named Samson Big. Her design is adorable and I want her. Any idea when she might be available?

>>534845113
IS BLUE GOOD OR BAD

>>534846693
THE GOAT

>>534846732
Let us dream.

>>534846847
shes also super likable

>>534846907
>original multiple toed configuration
are horses mechs?

>>534846669
Have you seen a horse’s leg?
There’s very little muscle protecting it. Most muscles are in the torso and that gives them the ability to run really fast.

>>534846753
My bad, my blackmail probably got mixed in there.

>>534846821
Makes sense that they would be more corageous with the older characters, they weren't taking the project "very seriously" yet, now they probably respect the horses too much to intentionally give them an obscene design, maybe suggestive but not TOO ecchi (unless it's the owner's wish, of course).

>>534846927
what the fuck
THIS IS DURANDAL?

>>534844087
I'm not sure irl but they are all Nigers (front runners). They even got a umayon episode where they form the Niger idol group with Ines Fujin and Maruzensky

>>534846496
I wonder which uma has Yutaka Take as her father in-universe since Sweep is one of the lucky umas who has her irl horse's jockey(Kenichi Ikezoe) as her father in-universe

>>534846669
U = ma
Let U be your uma's destruction, m mass, a acceleration.

>>534846635
I think there might be a few more later that also have pupils. My fetish.

i dont know why but im drawn to ines fujin

>>534846927
Teio...

>>534847068
>because it's fun
Very zen of her.

>>534846260
She can be included, she's more than just a tragic story.

>>534846693
Holy fk gz man

The surfboard unit

>>534847209
She's the only uma with freckles plus I like her constant on the move attitude

which UMA literally destroys MMC?

>>534844087
go watch umayon
https://youtu.be/oRTSDhAKeZY?si=CRhgMKRt1H6Ah3Wt

>>534846732
>I have a whole head and half over this bitch
Careful with those words, anon. There are short "people" in this thread that don't need this reality check.

>>534846994
You want to pull when it'

>>534846062
She ain't stopping with the balls.

>>534845375
bwo that goldshi will drown 300m before the finish line without any debuffers in play.

>>534846669
You can sprain your ankle with one bad step.
Imagine weighing 500 kgs and making one bad step, that's a lot of weight and force coming down on your leg

>>534846693
explode

>Sleep deprived procs into night owl
>Fail an 8% quadruple
>No rainbows during classic summer camp
>Supports completely spread out, spe still green during senior year
>Skill is agemasen
>Tissues
>Weak inspiration despite high affinity
>Late start into bloxxed
>Double rainbows giving sub +40
>Exactly 2 (two) double or higher rainbow after second summer camp
god i love this game

worrying about rape
just carry a tranq gun around

CM test room UP

14691124

PALMER, YOU CUNT

>>534847098
You thought the knight LARPer wouldn't be a complete dork?

>>534847068
A child could've died there

Look at her go!

The promised land...

>>534847454
Teio can be anywhere at any time but I can't even go into uma KFC while carrying my elephant gun for protection.

>>534847478
why is it always you

>>534847586
I like that she has ears here

>>534846669
race horses are made to go fast
in doing so durability was sacrificed

draft horses are less likey to have thier legs explode since they move slower

>>534846732
we need western umas in

What time is the mommy creek banner

>>534847068
why are they like this

>>534847454
You want to get charged with first degree murder?
Anaesthetic ain't nothing to fuck with in the wrong dosage, which is what your tranq gun will almost certainly be carrying for at least 50% of umas.

>>534846238
>>534846283
>Shakur lost to a fencepost
KWAB

Every time Narita Brian wins a race I kiss her tummy

>>534847684
Oh my god stop asking this.

>>534847684
2 more weeks

>>534847684
140 minutes

what 3 speed cards should i be using alongside kitasan for goldshi?

i should be using suzuka, bakushin and eishin right?

>>534847638
he just wants to beat up anons
what's the problem?

I want a big titty and gentle draft uma wife....

>>534847668
do draft uma exist

>>534847684
it was yesterday bwo

>>534847751
well its self defense to begin with so he should be fine...

>>534847068
umm couldn't they have killed one of those kids if they ran into them

>>534847818
For me, it's hishi amazon

>>534847849
Got a bunch of em carryin ma babies back in the farm!

>>534847832
fair nuff

>>534847070
Those are hippos
Think of it this way
Hippos are tanks
Horses were an army truck/willymb/WW2 jeeps
Thoroughbred horses(race horses) are modern jeeps
If you slam a WW2 jeep with a hammer, nothing would happen to it, you'll just receive the vibration feedback
If you slam a modern jeep with a hammer, that shit would fold and have permanent big ass dents
Like that, Idk if I'm making sense

how much longer

>>534847849
maybe
i mean the show focuses on racing uma so we wouldnt really see them

>>534847818
i do Sweep, Narita and King Halo

>>534847907
>>534847546
good. kids stink

>>534847848
I thought the shadow underneath her was another thing....

Air SHITkur lost a 1v1 to a fence (kwab) while Tanino Gimlet (Vodka's dad) eats them for fun

>>534847995
But anon, what if they're your kids? Think of the children! The ones you made with [INSERT UMA TRAINEE HERE]

Gold City or Yukata Gold City

You get 2 million dollars if you punch an Uma

BUT

she has to be in your top 15 at minimum. Can you do it? Who?

>5th place
>5th place
>5th place
>4th place
>3rd place
GIVE ME A FUCKING MAESTRO NIGGER

>>534847818
forgot picture

when is the super creek banner ?

>>534848147
TRAIN YOAR STAMINA

trainerbros, fight back against forceful umas ffs
we're looking weak here

>>534847971
naruhodo

>>534848118
God horse mouths look freaky

>>534847638
someone has to do it

>>534847730
Mating season.

>>534848147
bro what are you DOING
why are you in TENNO SHO SPRING LONG RACE with fucking SPRINTER STATS

>>534848146
I'm punching Tickezo in the cunt I don't care about money

>>534848191
>fight back
lol
lmao even

I used up all 3, I will get this cow horse

>>534848191
No thanks.
I will marry Gentil and make a bunch of kids.

>>534848146
Does tongue punching her fart box count?

>>534848147
>453
brick incoming

What the actual fuck is this RNG? Ogurin's my best horse, she's easy As for me, and I've failed every run with her today. It hasn't been this bad since launch day.

>>534848158
chud week, the german cow and king halo

>>534848147
>relying on SM to win career
anon.....

>>534848316
pig-sama...
i kneel...

>go against someone with japanese characters in the name and like 20k points above my team thinking i'll lose all races
>win all races instead and get my highest score ever

>>534848147
>Long: B
>Stam: C
Nigga why do you have so much power YOU ARE A FRONT RUNNER, TRAIN STAM

>>534846323
Are you ready to wake up at 5 AM alongside your horse anon?

>>534848258
that's not even the worst one

>Lucky Seven
>Description (detailed): Your Speed, Stamina and Power stat are increased by 40 if your starting gate block is 7
Remind me why this skill is considered weak? Obviously it isn't consistent, but umamusume is all about chasing the high of rolling natural 20s.

CM test room up
90299897

>stay up for 30 hours to fix sleep schedule
>go to bed
>sleep for 4 hours, body says its enough cant go back to sleep anymore
>sun is going down
I've been hit with a sleep deprived + night owl IRL

>>534848147
anon trains worst bourbon ever
asked to leave the club

Why was the movie dishonest about Opera still being undefeated by the 2001 Japan Cup when she was already on a losing streak by then?
I thought they strictly followed the IRL horses canon events after S1

they should haster the release of more megane umas

>>534848464
ZAMN!!!

>>534848510
>if your starting gate block is 7

>>534848128
Can uma give birth to human kids?
I don’t see no horse ears

>>534848364
golshi mode? 100% it's harder than normal careers, just blow 12 non-guest runs to get the 1.2 mil then if you want to make CM or spark farm umas use normal mode

>>534848464
Now I understand where Giger got some of their design inspirations from.

>>534848510
well it works once every 16 races

uma musume has genuinely made me interested in horse racing, so I guess it worked
does anyone have any resources about really getting into the hobby, of course not just the japanese side

Farming golship fans is boring

Luckily her career is easy but I wanna play other umas

>>534848147
just turn off the ABS

>>534848442
I already get up sat 5:15 for work

How do you guys deal with doomed runs? Not even senior year and I already want to euthanize this thing.

>>534848510
Read the condition.

>>534848442
I wake up at 4am.
Working remotely, it's nice since I can grind the game while being at home but now the time zone is fucking my sleep schedule

>>534848364
They lowered all the rng values today in preparation to fuck everyone over on the Super Creek banner.

>been playing for over a month
>consistently getting B+ and A rank umas
>still enjoying the game and not feel fatigued
>willing to spend some money even
Damn those japs and their gacha.

>>534846263
I've tried 10 separate flavours of Maru (except pace since i don't have the inheritance to build one) and i can safely say i won't bother running one.
I will be running two aces and one debuffer, but it's still up for debate if i'm gonna focus on stamina or speed debuffs (or both, depending on the stage).
Probably both, just one at a time.

>>534848569
sex, sex, uhhh, sex, sex

>>534848191
She likes it when I fight back... gets her motor going.

>>534848576
>>534848676
Yeah and? All you need to do is get the right starting gate.

>>534848569
>lol dickus
>MY BRO(sex)
>huge head(sex)
>literal fucking schozo(kill)
>SHORTSTACK SEXOOOOO

>>534848662
focus on doing races and grabbing skills and 600 on speed stam pwr and time for your 3* spark at the end

stalker uma
or something like that
possive even

>>534848439
Power is important in a world without consistent acceleration skills

>>534848589
Yeah. Didn't realize it was harder, felt pretty normal until today. In fact, my Oguri run last night produced my best Oguri ever.
Only one run left to get the coins but I'm outta TP, I'll switch to Rudolph tonight.

>>534848569
do these umas use their regular glasses in the shogi training animation?

>>534846669
>Modern horses bred for speeed.
>medieval horses breed for battle
>Your average uma in-game could probably get snapped in half by a medieval era uma
Different breeds for different purposes anon.

>>534848510
It's great. You just have to win a 1-in-16 roll every time.

>>534848775
We need some Yandere umas....

>>534848662
>go for a spark of choice
>knock out a few races for trophies you havent done
>farm fans

>>534848775
Dream Journey

>>534848547
cute n saved

>>534848747
your gambler-fu is gonna be in the game soon anon, don't worry

>>534848464
Jesus fking oral hygiene

>>534848754
Struggling to motivate myself for even that much because I already have a few decent 3* sparks.

>>534848747
Now tell me how often that will happen. Go on.

>>534848316
you still had them to buy?

imagine if they only let you borrow friend support cards 3 times a day

>>534848864
I could fix her

>>534848850
Thinking about the umaverse Genghis Khan and his immense harem of bloodthirsty warhorsegirls again...

>>534848949
what else did you use them on?

When a skill says it gives some benefit with "skilled/efficient/masterful turning", what does the adjective before "turning" mean? What's the difference?

>>534848850
Medieval army game with uma soldiers when?

>>534848639
Well I don't have a quick guide in my pocket or anything, what do you want to know?
Check out your local scene if you have, it's probably more accessible than anything else and more fun than you would think.

Are you ready for LONG Champions Meeting yet?

Why does /uma/ always try to tell people DOING CAREERS to pump stamina

What the fuck is this generals obsession with that stat

>>534848864
Did she kill a bunch of Umas to get a trainer irl?

>>534848904
who dis

>>534847849
Special Week's second mom is loosely based on the fact they tried to foster him with a draft horse (mixed in with inspiration from his caretakers since the actual foster horse wasn't great). Seems to me like they would have just made the character a draft uma if those existed.

>>534848941
for you? never
for me? every time

>>534848510
Would you rather have a skill that procs maybe <10% of the time (being generous) or any other skill to spend 60-110 SP on? I guess if you literally have nothing else to spend it on at the end, but even weather conditions or racecourse performance skills proc more often.

>>534849029
it make horse run fast

>>534848568
Because of the uh, the hmmm...

>>534848715
What puts you off Maru?

>>534849029
you can clear career just fine with 300 stamina but don't come back here and cry when you lose all the time in team trials or pvp

>>534848987
>trainer speaks german
basiert

>>534848996
kitasan

>>534848925
show your Hopeful stakes 3* with ura finale 3* 9* Stam spark

name 3 horses

>>534848987
Bold of her to declare she loves dick

>>534849149
oh i rerolled

>>534849069
You got me there. You win.

>>534848146
I would do it and then split the money.

>>534848978
My headcanon?
The Mongol army was just a bunch of shortstacks and buff lolis.

>>534847530
the rape squad is coming!

Guys, why didn't my ranking change? ;_;

>(random) Get Hot Topic status
So this doesn't actually happen, right?

>>534849174
Gold Ship
King Halo
Jackie Chan

you think males in the uma world have fear of rejecting umas?
>why would you reject an uma
maybe that guy likes another girl or something, maybe a human even, just a big maybe

>>534848568
well they had to make poketto look good and "barely beating a washed up horse past his prime" wouldn't have been exciting

>>534849187
bold of you to declare tahat you're retarded

>>534849060
you haven't been playing golshi's career?
Nakayama Festa

>>534848864
Wife

>>534848978
whats worse
the mongol equivalent of torenasan with an army/harem of battle umas or ghenghis khan being an uma too and managing a giant horde of bloodthirsty horny umas raping any male they find?

>>534847530
why doesnt akebono just step over the tinies

>>534849260
>he doesn't know

So, do they not explain everything in-game? Why though?

>>534846669
Look at this bad boy
Belgian Draft that breed will kill any race horses.

>>534849047
>Dream Journey's father is Stay Gold, and damsire is Mejiro McQueen. These "Stay-Mc Nicks" horses left remarkable results, and Dream Journey is the first example.
>His temperament was so bad that sedation during travels is not an option but a requirement. And even Yutaka Take couldn't handle him despite being one of the most prodigious jockeys, which prompted his owners to seek out Kenichi Ikezoe - known for his ability to handle temperamental horses.
>According to Kenichi Ikezoe, Dream Journey's temperament is much more worse than Orfevre, stating that he "attacks with intent to kill" unlike other temperamental horses he had ridden on, where they "only mess with him for fun".
>Everyone that had to work with Dream Journey agreeed that it "was a creature of pure malice" and that "it held a clear intent to kill"

>>534846873
umapyoi means unprotected sex

>>534849134
No matter how much fucking gold stamina recovery and stamina you throw down on her she'll run out of steam thanks to half the planet taking front runner debuffs and seeing her drop from 1st to 5th every fucking game to half-assed goldships that are clearly just the result of a random goldshi mode run gets tiresome.

>>534849340
i don't, been playing for like a week and a bit

>>534848510
I'd be more willing to gamble on it if it didn't have a 50% chance of not activating at all

>>534849357
Imagine...

>>534849230
There's a lot of blood involved with cute angry umas so I'm going to pivot from that to Mongols using giant lizards instead.

>>534849297
that guy would be wrong and its for the better that he gets forced out of it

>>534849314
>tahat
>you're

>>534849357
work horses just hit different

I wish there was a way to automatically skip >> on support events but not on career events (that you've already seen). I don't need to read the same card events that I've sen 200 times already, but sometimes I'd like to relive the character's story. Is this ever added as QoL in the Japanese version?

I've had so many failed parent career runs that I don't even know what I'm looking for in the goddamn parents anymore. Fuck.

>newfag
425779897983

>>534849502
anon...

>>534849357
>>534849510
This is what Ryan wishes she was

>>534849357
Do you feel in charge?

so… do we have a plus sized uma yet? haha

>>534849510
Jesus that's a big boy

>>534849430
Mine never wins, but I don't mind running her to lead the field for most of the race and debuff what she can,. Are you running multiple non-PC/FR aces then?

>>534849353
Surprise mechanics.

>>534849357
Wouldn’t racehorses just run circles around this beast?

>>534848568
Did they saw she was undefeated, or it was more like they didn't say/show that part explicitly? I don't remember.
But checking Opera's race result, he still was winning every other race EVEN towards the end, and when he did lose it was like second place in two occasions. He still was a favorite even with a broken streak.

hoocha!

>>534844365
Teio I said NO

>>534849634
Hishi Akebono?

>>534849420
How'd they handle him?

>>534848147
kek
at least she can barely run 2.2km

...So I assume Tickezo being obsessed with the Derby means the real honse never did anything else noteworthy after that?

>>534849634
Cygames dropped the ball by not making them all very tall at least

>>534849619
>>534849641

>>534848850
>racing umas, which are the playable cast, who are all supposedly spec'd into SPEED stat, are already infinitely stronger the humans
>uma gentildonna is currently the "strongest"
>war and work umas are probably much stronger than uma gentildonna
Jesus Christ Almighty

>>534849353
its sovlful to have obscure hidden mechanics

>>534849629
what raid do I need to beat to unlock that mount

>>534849696
very carefully

>>534849634

Hishi is the biggest in every way. >>534847530

>>534849479
Giant lizards would have no stamina. Just like my umas.