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>>534828504>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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FOREVER
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
I want to roll for Wedding mayano but my parents all are Mayano!!
behold the 3 sexiest umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnTrvTk1bYU
>>534842381 (OP)>1111>Manhatten OPBlessed thread, now I'll get MLB Creek for sure
for newfags, just making you know that Falco is peak cuckquean uma
>>534839883>calling Gold City a normie.she is probably one of the biggest Yanderes in the game. half of her character is that she is extremely attached to you to an obsessive level. and there is literally a scenario event where she gets mad at you for talking to a female trainer.
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
3 hours until the only.must summon banner of 2025 that isn't the Kitasan rerun
Do NOT open.
You've been warned.
big booba honses
hons milk
This general made me like Brian now
Umas for this feel?
https://youtu.be/aoXOdAUD7IM
>>534842619and she's my wife
im at the Ura finale, should I just wing this?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534842645Come on man, I just got here last week, we can go lower.
>>534842646I love Air Shakur.
>>534842653Brian and Eishin are the two horses I actually care about getting.
>>534842653he's pretty cool I guess
>>534842646why nips dislike her?
>want to pull for Narita Brian
>only have these cards
>can't even get consistent double rainbows on Speed
is it over? do i really have to pull on creek?
>>534842728garbage stats for risk
just take wit or a date
>>534842803EASY FEAT! I GOT MY LUCKY SOCKS ON TODAY
>>534842790Glad we have something in common.
>>534842646I opened it despite your warning and now my day is ruined.
>>534842698Oh, shit, that's a blast from the past. Thanks luck.
Which uma is the best at KISSING?
No other additional things, specifically kissing
I've been playing this game for 120 hours and I only just realised I could run recommended races for a mood up. I feel as stupid as I have ever felt in my life.
>>534842646TUK TUK SHAKUR
>>534842727your wife takes the seat as Light Hello's takes trainer san to a night of drinking
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BA KU SHIIN
>Still can't get a single A rank
Give it to me straight, is my account bricked or am I just retarded?
Sorry for the poor image quality
They call me Cuban Pete.
I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom.
Uma for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8niNHOs_kU
>>534842623That is one of the hottest images ive seen in a long while. Specifically for what it doesnt show you and just implies.
>>534842646AIEEEEEEE MY ROLLS
>>534842902even at the Ura finale?
3 more hours!!!! I have a job interview at 4 so hopefully by the time I get home Iโm ready to pull
>>534842846So uh, is Agnes Digital male or female? The ear thing isn't clear
Bros I need your help, I need to update my Uma folder with some lewd pics can you share some?
>>534843120yes you're going to tank your umas stats for almost no potential gain
if it was like +100 i could understand
Ran across this in public lobby
Legitimately nothing you can do about this you just gotta hope she gets blocked or some shit
there are unironic Air Shakur shills now... well every thread has its contrarians
>>534843249When is she coming?
>>534842623>jealous (no looking at other girls)>demands status reports and mandatory good-morning/good-night texts >moody (will get mad if you don't reply to her texts within 5 minutes max)She's the devoted type and hotter than hell, sure, but I'm not proud to tell you that that's how normalfags are in 3D.
Umas only do anal until retirement
I must have angered Shiraoki-sama, this was the worse RNG I ever had :
- 6 Mood down events in two years
-Migraine
-Slacker taking three turns to cure
-barely anyone on speed training on year one
-Zero Rainbow training on year 3 camp
Still won Hopeful Stakes though, but crash before even URA qualifier
4spd 2wit or 4spd1pwr1wit for curren chan?
i noticed that she can't pace chaser for shit in TT so maybe a power card might help
>>534843148post more Umadols!
not AI
>>534843412Clearly didn't do enough anal.
>>534843402Umadols doubly so by their Trainer-Managers!
>>534842653You've folded to one of the lowest funded propaganda campaigns in history anon.
Agnes Digital forced me to commit rape against my trainee and filmed the entire process...
>>534843327maybe I should try training my anime Teio instead the normal one
>gametora can sort by any of the 3 size measures
mmmmmmm
what breast size is the flat/small cutoff line before its considered medium?
>>534842872she looks like a man
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>>534843249Love this artist.
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Trainer, it's that time of the month again
>>534843269yeah youre right, its best not to risk it, is this good enough for the medium races?
>>534843576No, Sky high step is a much better ultimate
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Hell yeah
>people talking about what track is the best at the end of the previous thread
It's not even close, don't fucking lie to yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
>>534842646This was the 1st SSR I rolled. Used it for the first two or three weeks on every career because I hit auto-select and it was an SSR.
Is it possible that matikanefukukitaru?
>>534843298Will she piss on me again?
so are there like umas in the game that never really won anything (other than haru)
i mean you would think by now all the big winners got turned into umas years ago right
>double golden inspiration event
>have six 2-3* Medium pink sparks across parents and grandparents
>get none
The pink spark rng is fucking obnoxious
>>534843493What do you mean I have to live for another 3 years?
>>534843554Stop it anon she's too cute
>>534843641I've been so close to getting A+ on Teio but I'm always like 100 power/wit short, need to get lucky, also her 20% speed and 10% stam rates are thankfully good
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This is your Spark for tonight.
What's the most amount white sparks you can get anyways? Is it 10, cause that's the highest I've ever gotten.
>>534843663I still like Tracen Ondo a smidgen better but it's a close second
Did you know? Silence Suzuka is skilled at spinning penis.
>>534843636try it out in the CM rooms that get posted
you have enough stam for the debuffers but the speed and no med S probably just too slow
>Seiun Sky is another agemasen card
What the FUCK another FUCKING run FUCKING bricked because of this STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT MECHANIC holy shit I hate this FUCKING game even if you whale it doesn't matter because you can only borrow three FUCKING times a day for literally no FUCKING reason
>>534843663Marvelous Sunday's breasts are too big. It's obscene.
>>534843554>they're the best gaslighters in /vg/, and the worst led.
>>534843815So it wasn't just me.....
>>534843741nobody in team canopus Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi won a G1, but there aren't any sore losers other than Urara
>>534843967I saw your stuff in sdg anon
>>534843554Low funded but effective.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s8eaDe9jS54
so should i pull or not?
I was hunting for stamina, but I'll take this, my other fukukitaru also has good turf sparks
What's the IRL lore between these three? I see these three together in-game and in promotional art all the time, coincidentally happen to like them all too
>>534843695Everything is possible, if the great Shiraoki wills it
I wish special week was possessive..
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/uma/ brokies in 4 hours after they blow 30k on LB1 creek and they still have to borrow the MLB anyway (they will cry about not having enough gibs on the riko banner)
>>534844038Imagine the hugs...
>>534844058Hope you like it
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>>534843860Consider this image.
>>534843951>That imageOh hey, I've seen this not long ago! https://files.catbox.moe/xyxfrn.webm
>>534843589Machikanetannhรคuser is for all
>>534844150It's in 4 hours??
I gotta be up early tomorrow
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I'm pretty sure my account has refused to ever roll super creek. Meanwhile.
>>534844167Golshi is always hot
who is the easiest Uma to farm for stamina sparks on?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z6Ch03mE4kwD
I have a confession to make /uma/
I... gave decaf to Manhattan
>>534844206I'm not sold hmmmmm. Do you ahve more? Hmmmmmmm.
>>534844056I checked Samson Big out of curiosity and that horse won a single G3 at most
>>534843663https://youtu.be/uNm_9NxQ-IE
>>534844315You fucking killed her
>>534843493its unironically such sadness.
all the umas i give a fuck about come out only in like 2027.
>>534844278Check their status bonus, anyone you have that has a 20% in stamina should be good, I'm using special week for it
>>534844278I rotate between Gold Ship and Mejiro McQueen.
Should I pull on Creek's penis?
im gonna drop my carots on creek and then talk myself into spending money because its worth it to mlb, then repeat the same thing on the next banner and the next and the next
>>534844493Yeaaaaaah, that's a top cute horse.
>>534831231Judge me.
Hard mode: Can't use "reddit".
>>534844412The hand looks like a tongue on the thumbnail
What SR's would you consider to be useful to have? Like generally overall. I'm in dire need and will be pulling on the Creek banner.
>Less than 3 hours
were all gonna make it
>>534844167I hate anime characters with double eyelid folds and find them utterly repulsive no matter what. They can only work as comic relief for me.
ENOUGH FROM THE DONKIES AND COWS
>started on Kitasan banner
>promoting to class 6 with only 12 umas
110k higher than the cutoff should hold right? Guess I can keep ignoring uma banners until Summer Maru
MORE CUTE COWS AND CUTE DONKEYS
>>534844662Marvelous, Mayano, Sweep and Taishin
>>534844662Sweep Tosho
King Halo
Manhattan Cafe
Daiwa Scarlet
these are always on every deck
>>534844553Thanks for supporting the game so I may play it for free
>>534844775What makes Manhattan Cafe better than Mayano Top Gun? I have both MLB and I genuinely find MTG the better one.
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How big are your horse's EARS
Does she have GREAT BIG DUMBO FLOPPERS or maybe tiny cute debiru horns?
Does she wrap them up or let the whole world see them?
Chat is today a good day to roll for Super Creek?
>>534843332>nowI've been here since week one of global tho
I just don't advertise it, she's like a year away.
>>534844906is this what moving to the big city does to you
Why is King Halo wearing condoms on her ears
Is this enough to beat most normie teams in CM? I'll be running her with two debuffers. Tired of trying to get Med S and Ryan's unique to inherit. I want to get back to spark farming.
>>534844973Yeah, do it now
>>534844983SHE WOULD NEVER WEAR OR DO THIS!
>>534844967Average, but I wish we got more floppy uma ears
>>534844915Really good training priority + starting friendgauge for fast rainbows, also gives decent skills
>>534844973>not waiting for a blue dot to roll
>>534844225Essential /uma/ watching just for this.
Kill her, Sasami! I'm tired of this bitch's dogshit runs all day.
>>534845068shut up and keep sucking
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1954664186728083706
>Tazuna
Uh. Is there any future banner with SC without her?
>>534845078Dog got into Maru's laundry basket, no more explanation needed
>>534845060>one gold>no med Sit's over for you, retard
>>534843860and yet, allegedly, her measurements are only 87 on bust
>>534845130STRENGTH CHAKRA RIGHT NOW
>>534844541Yeah, she'll give you whatever kind of milk you want.
>>534844967>>534844876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSiquMuBM4&list=RDMM&index=31
ur saying i need to build 1200 speed and fucking 1000 stamina for medium CM?
>>534845068Please don't use one of my top 10 horses to shitpost. Thanks.
S-save and roll for who you like
>>534845113>blue dotSecret schizo tech?
>>534845063Goddamn anon, blue board.
Your dirt races will never be the same after tonight
>>534845060If it's A rank you won't be against normie teams
>>534845287Manhattan Cafe when?
>>534844915better mood effect
more stamina gain
faster rainbows
better specialty priority
higher race bonus
its in general better
Mayano has its good uses for the skill point gain and different set of skills
they are both good you but Mayano tends to make you seethe when she is not yet doing rainbows in Summer
>>534845287I like winning.
>>534845118they really dont make scenes like this anymore
hope this is good enough now for CM
>>534845216I just want the consolation prize. I'm not trying to beat all the sweaty losers. Wasted too much TP on this BS.
>>534845060>841 StaminaMinimum you'll need 900+ a gold skill to stand a chance
>>534845287But if I only roll for who I like I'm gonna have to wait 2 years anon...
>>534845093>>534845368Thanks dudes. I guess subjectively I was just finding Mayano gave me better events.
>>534844967pretty small I'd say
debiru sounds like the word for "idiot" in my language
>>534845375>no maestro>beelineits over...
>people are finally realizing that golshi is sex incarnate
Good.
>>534845287If I could I would, Nishin Flower is an underrated card
>Charming event>20 stamina recovery event>generally high friendship from the get go
>>534844662Sweep Tosho
Manhattan Cafe
Eishin Flash
Marvelous Sunday
>>534845219It's because she's a tiny shortstack. Though breast size measurements in in anime are completely made up anyway.
>Tons of mood down and slacking just before July
Fuck you Grass Wonder!! Fuck you!
>>534844915>>534845474Mayano will give you more stats on a high roll, but manhattan will probably feel more consistent.
>>534845375i hope i'm against umas like this in cm
>>534845540All she has to do is take off the headphones.
>>534845118For sure.
>>534845373I mean, they literally can't considering under which circumstances this thing was made.
>>534845060dont use ryan ult
>>534845372That's her face, not ass.
>>534845246you can do 800 stam with 2 reliable gold heals like maestro and gourmand
>>534845540>finallyOnly the the newfag globaltards disliked golshi or thought she was ugly.
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remember to rest up, trainer.
new banner soon
Are we hornyposting or not here
I'm unironically enjoying the game and want to tryhard a little
How should I start with my spark farming?
I already have a couple of friends with 3* stam and power, and have my own of those to aim for my 9*
Should I choose an uma in particular to begin with?
Should I care about compatibility on my first runs?
>>534845540I think they've been realizing that ever since they started drawing her scarfing down trainer's massive dong, anon.
Roll for Brian or try to uncap SRs on creek banner
>Austro-Hungarian Monarchy
>Undefeated
>Hero
>Legend
>Adventurer
>Beloved
>54 wins - 54 races
>>534845727my TP is gonna cap.... I need to play...
>>534845534>>534845653ok ok
i'll get the fucking maestro
FUCK
cm has two leagues right? if i choose to enter the casual league how many carats am I potentially losing out on
>>534845812Cap as in peak?
>dead in 6 years or less
uuuuuuh
what happened to all of them
>>534845703OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh.
So that's what happens when you give them both decaf.
>>534845812Playing right now will kill your luck.
Danchou told me this in a dream.
The winning move is not to play.
I CAN'T PULL FOR SHORTSTACKS YET
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>>534845528its just how the nips say devil
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What did she mean by this?
unusually comfy thread, keep it up
>But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine what I know of the metafags.
>Are they the sort of people who would run debuffs for Late/End or for Front/Pace?
>Now a common metafag would run debuffs for Front and Pace because he would know that most aces are of those positions.
>However, Gold Ship is not like most aces, so clearly I would run her and not get debuffed.
>But a predictive metafag must have known people would run Golshi to not get debuffed; so I can clearly not choose to run her as my ace.
>You've made your team yet?
>Not remotely! Because Gold Ship has strong references to the ocean. And as everyone knows, the ocean is filled with whales. And whales would build a 3* like Maruzensky or Oguri. So clearly I can not choose to build a Front/Pace as my Ace.
>You're just late starting now.
>You'd like to think that wouldn't you! You've built two debuffers, which means your ace is likely exceptionally strong, which means you could have chosen to debuff Gold Ship, trusting your ace could beat any other Frontrunner or Pacer. So clearly I can't build Gold Ship as my ace.
>But you've also built Oguri Cap as your ace, which means you've watched Cinderella Gray... and in watching, you must have learned that you must surpass the cap (as in peak) to become the best, so you would have capped (as in broken) the legs of your rivals, so clearly I can not choose to run a Front/Pace as my ace.
>You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
>It has worked! You've given everything away! I know what to build!
>[Taurus Cup fanfare begins]
>You guessed wrong.
>You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I built a Late Runner Gold Ship! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is that uma is a wit game; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a compfag, when 300+ carats are on the line
>...
>...
>...
>"Your trainee couldn't break out from the crowd. More Power could help with that!"
Is there ever a reason to run Pace Chaser if you can run Front Runner?
What do I do if I spark on creek's banner and end up with a single copy of sweep tosho
STOP POSTING OPPAI LOLI UMAS I DONT WANT TO MASTURBATE
I GOT A PB TO BREAK TODAY
>>534845375the simulator says you will run out of stamina at the last 200m and die
so sorry bro, should have taken Swinging Maestro
>>534844169Hishi Akebono breast smothering hug
>>534845764>wanna roll for brian since the beginning>but also want to roll for creek and srs in generalaaaaaaaaa
>>534845970>uma team of needy, bratty, stacked shortstack umasno trainer-san survives this.
>>534845975Please don't strongly interpret the dot!
>>534845593Now click "show upcoming characters" and be depressed at how bleak the future is.
>>534845779fraudwatch
farmed wins agains the average weightbearing mule
>>534845970But rob boy is flat
>>534845916>Green ladypaid for her lies
>Silence Suzukatook "break a leg" literally, didn't make it.
>Air Shakur1v1'd a fence post and lost.
>Gold CityDunno, isekai'd to Elden Ring.
>Rice ShowerFucked up her leg bad, didn't make it.
>>534845875Horses have only been getting faster since then, so I like to think most of our umas would have a fair shake. Though older races were much longer, weren't they?
Hello etsuko?
I did 5 races and there's no post race mood up
>>534846065>posts the complete opposite of a comfy honse
>>534846067I'm just running Golshi/Nice Nature/Maru my man. That was very good.
Teio is such a cocky brat
>>534845593A lot of these seem unreasonably low for how fat the uma's tits are. I wonder if it's Cygames intentionally downplaying it as part of the whole "can't lewd the honses" thing.
>>534845916fracture
fracture in the middle of a race
fracture after kicking a fence lmfao
infection
fracture in the middle of a race
>>534844906Yeah, her raping me
>>534845729Yeah, hornyposting about fucking Doto's fat tits
>>534846062She's convincing you to suck her dick.
This thread needs some Eishin pics
>>534846238>Air Shakur>1v1'd a fence post and lost.jesus
that sounds grim
>>534846228>B89 W56 H78That's fucking stacked on a 140cm frame
REMINDER: you will need 950 stam + 2 gold recovery skills if you want to reliably beat double debuffers!
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>>534846336That's how it is sometimes.
>>534846141>Marvelous Sunday>bratty or needyNigga what????
>>534846073Depends on your unique skill
>>534846380They found my vintage porn stash............
>>534846348I realized this a few hours ago today, but Daiwa has slit pupils. Most of the other horses have normal circular pupils.
>>534846473More like fuji kisex
what is with horses being so powerful but like they step wrong and instantly break all the bones in their body
I want to assemble a full gyaruma team, how long must I wait
>>534846062Trainer's niku is her favorite.
>>534844967she keeps her first rate ears covered and hidden
the ear socks stay on during sex
>>534846150As in the lack of big tits? I'm just happy we get both boob monsters this year instead of waiting for years.
>>534846132>all these fantasy images about how tall umas are>look inside>170 cm>convert to freedom>5'7I have a whole head and half over this bitch
what always kills me about that image with the trainers and umas is the symboli and groove height
so dissapointing
>>534846593Why is a 17 minute video of me masturbating in your vintage porn stash?
>>534846635Because she's a cow (affectionate)
>>534846732Are you a head and a half taller while on all fours?
>>534846689Imagine the smell when you take them off
>>534846718yeah. most of the titty monsters already exist on launch. It's all downhill from here.
>>534846732I can't believe how small Curren-chan's feet are.
>>534846674well we are getting Gold City next month so thats something.
>>534846115oh well I already rolled for Taishin and still want to unlock Tachyon's 3 star so might aswell roll for Brian. She looks cool which is enough for me.
>>534846732you aren't japanese tho
>>534844038what does umapyoi mean
>fuku doesn't have vocals for Tracen Ondo
sad
guess I'll cope with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittiGXvSwMA
>>534846669They're 1000 pounds of muscles on 4 spindly legs that we have bred for speed instead of their original multiple toed configuration that supports weight efficiently
>>534843412>>534843529AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I can't believe it's another shit career, it feels so impossible, it has been weeks without dropping below A and this Anal priestess refuse to do anything right!
>>534846669They and other big animals weight a lot anon. Bones can't handle that much mass hitting the ground at any sort of velocity.
>>534846674A year and a half minimum
>>534846380the oyakodon collection...
Was looking at the wiki and I came across a character named Samson Big. Her design is adorable and I want her. Any idea when she might be available?
>>534845113IS BLUE GOOD OR BAD
>>534846847shes also super likable
>>534846907>original multiple toed configurationare horses mechs?
>>534846669Have you seen a horseโs leg?
Thereโs very little muscle protecting it. Most muscles are in the torso and that gives them the ability to run really fast.
>>534846753My bad, my blackmail probably got mixed in there.
>>534846821Makes sense that they would be more corageous with the older characters, they weren't taking the project "very seriously" yet, now they probably respect the horses too much to intentionally give them an obscene design, maybe suggestive but not TOO ecchi (unless it's the owner's wish, of course).
>>534846927what the fuck
THIS IS DURANDAL?
>>534844087I'm not sure irl but they are all Nigers (front runners). They even got a umayon episode where they form the Niger idol group with Ines Fujin and Maruzensky
>>534846496I wonder which uma has Yutaka Take as her father in-universe since Sweep is one of the lucky umas who has her irl horse's jockey(Kenichi Ikezoe) as her father in-universe
>>534846669U = ma
Let U be your uma's destruction, m mass, a acceleration.
>>534846635I think there might be a few more later that also have pupils. My fetish.
i dont know why but im drawn to ines fujin
>>534847068>because it's funVery zen of her.
>>534846260She can be included, she's more than just a tragic story.
>>534846693Holy fk gz man
>>534847209She's the only uma with freckles plus I like her constant on the move attitude
which UMA literally destroys MMC?
>>534844087go watch umayon
https://youtu.be/oRTSDhAKeZY?si=CRhgMKRt1H6Ah3Wt
>>534846732>I have a whole head and half over this bitchCareful with those words, anon. There are short "people" in this thread that don't need this reality check.
>>534846994You want to pull when it'
>>534846062She ain't stopping with the balls.
>>534845375bwo that goldshi will drown 300m before the finish line without any debuffers in play.
>>534846669You can sprain your ankle with one bad step.
Imagine weighing 500 kgs and making one bad step, that's a lot of weight and force coming down on your leg
>Sleep deprived procs into night owl
>Fail an 8% quadruple
>No rainbows during classic summer camp
>Supports completely spread out, spe still green during senior year
>Skill is agemasen
>Tissues
>Weak inspiration despite high affinity
>Late start into bloxxed
>Double rainbows giving sub +40
>Exactly 2 (two) double or higher rainbow after second summer camp
god i love this game
worrying about rape
just carry a tranq gun around
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PALMER, YOU CUNT
>>534847098You thought the knight LARPer wouldn't be a complete dork?
>>534847068A child could've died there
>>534847454Teio can be anywhere at any time but I can't even go into uma KFC while carrying my elephant gun for protection.
>>534847478why is it always you
>>534847586I like that she has ears here
>>534846669race horses are made to go fast
in doing so durability was sacrificed
draft horses are less likey to have thier legs explode since they move slower
>>534846732we need western umas in
What time is the mommy creek banner
>>534847068why are they like this
>>534847454You want to get charged with first degree murder?
Anaesthetic ain't nothing to fuck with in the wrong dosage, which is what your tranq gun will almost certainly be carrying for at least 50% of umas.
>>534846238>>534846283>Shakur lost to a fencepostKWAB
Every time Narita Brian wins a race I kiss her tummy
>>534847684Oh my god stop asking this.
what 3 speed cards should i be using alongside kitasan for goldshi?
i should be using suzuka, bakushin and eishin right?
>>534847638he just wants to beat up anons
what's the problem?
I want a big titty and gentle draft uma wife....
>>534847668do draft uma exist
>>534847684it was yesterday bwo
>>534847751well its self defense to begin with so he should be fine...
>>534847068umm couldn't they have killed one of those kids if they ran into them
>>534847818For me, it's hishi amazon
>>534847849Got a bunch of em carryin ma babies back in the farm!
>>534847070Those are hippos
Think of it this way
Hippos are tanks
Horses were an army truck/willymb/WW2 jeeps
Thoroughbred horses(race horses) are modern jeeps
If you slam a WW2 jeep with a hammer, nothing would happen to it, you'll just receive the vibration feedback
If you slam a modern jeep with a hammer, that shit would fold and have permanent big ass dents
Like that, Idk if I'm making sense
>>534847849maybe
i mean the show focuses on racing uma so we wouldnt really see them
>>534847818i do Sweep, Narita and King Halo
>>534847848I thought the shadow underneath her was another thing....
Air SHITkur lost a 1v1 to a fence (kwab) while Tanino Gimlet (Vodka's dad) eats them for fun
>>534847995But anon, what if they're your kids? Think of the children! The ones you made with [INSERT UMA TRAINEE HERE]
Gold City or Yukata Gold City
https://youtu.be/qHaKNGtehYk
You get 2 million dollars if you punch an Uma
BUT
she has to be in your top 15 at minimum. Can you do it? Who?
>5th place
>5th place
>5th place
>4th place
>3rd place
GIVE ME A FUCKING MAESTRO NIGGER
>>534847818forgot picture
when is the super creek banner ?
>>534848147TRAIN YOAR STAMINA
trainerbros, fight back against forceful umas ffs
we're looking weak here
https://x.com/fluffy_dango/status/1954989776957788290
>>534848118God horse mouths look freaky
>>534847638someone has to do it
>>534847730Mating season.
>>534848147bro what are you DOING
why are you in TENNO SHO SPRING LONG RACE with fucking SPRINTER STATS
>>534848146I'm punching Tickezo in the cunt I don't care about money
>>534848191>fight backlol
lmao even
I used up all 3, I will get this cow horse
>>534848191No thanks.
I will marry Gentil and make a bunch of kids.
>>534848146Does tongue punching her fart box count?
>>534848147>453brick incoming
What the actual fuck is this RNG? Ogurin's my best horse, she's easy As for me, and I've failed every run with her today. It hasn't been this bad since launch day.
>>534848158chud week, the german cow and king halo
>>534848147>relying on SM to win careeranon.....
>>534848316pig-sama...
i kneel...
>go against someone with japanese characters in the name and like 20k points above my team thinking i'll lose all races
>win all races instead and get my highest score ever
>>534848147>Long: B>Stam: CNigga why do you have so much power YOU ARE A FRONT RUNNER, TRAIN STAM
>>534846323Are you ready to wake up at 5 AM alongside your horse anon?
>>534848258that's not even the worst one
>Lucky Seven
>Description (detailed): Your Speed, Stamina and Power stat are increased by 40 if your starting gate block is 7
Remind me why this skill is considered weak? Obviously it isn't consistent, but umamusume is all about chasing the high of rolling natural 20s.
>stay up for 30 hours to fix sleep schedule
>go to bed
>sleep for 4 hours, body says its enough cant go back to sleep anymore
>sun is going down
I've been hit with a sleep deprived + night owl IRL
>>534848147anon trains worst bourbon ever
asked to leave the club
Why was the movie dishonest about Opera still being undefeated by the 2001 Japan Cup when she was already on a losing streak by then?
I thought they strictly followed the IRL horses canon events after S1
they should haster the release of more megane umas
>>534848510>if your starting gate block is 7
>>534848128Can uma give birth to human kids?
I donโt see no horse ears
>>534848364golshi mode? 100% it's harder than normal careers, just blow 12 non-guest runs to get the 1.2 mil then if you want to make CM or spark farm umas use normal mode
>>534848464Now I understand where Giger got some of their design inspirations from.
>>534848510well it works once every 16 races
uma musume has genuinely made me interested in horse racing, so I guess it worked
does anyone have any resources about really getting into the hobby, of course not just the japanese side
Farming golship fans is boring
Luckily her career is easy but I wanna play other umas
>>534848147just turn off the ABS
>>534848442I already get up sat 5:15 for work
How do you guys deal with doomed runs? Not even senior year and I already want to euthanize this thing.
>>534848510Read the condition.
>>534848442I wake up at 4am.
Working remotely, it's nice since I can grind the game while being at home but now the time zone is fucking my sleep schedule
>>534848364They lowered all the rng values today in preparation to fuck everyone over on the Super Creek banner.
>been playing for over a month
>consistently getting B+ and A rank umas
>still enjoying the game and not feel fatigued
>willing to spend some money even
Damn those japs and their gacha.
>>534846263I've tried 10 separate flavours of Maru (except pace since i don't have the inheritance to build one) and i can safely say i won't bother running one.
I will be running two aces and one debuffer, but it's still up for debate if i'm gonna focus on stamina or speed debuffs (or both, depending on the stage).
Probably both, just one at a time.
>>534848569sex, sex, uhhh, sex, sex
>>534848191She likes it when I fight back... gets her motor going.
>>534848576>>534848676Yeah and? All you need to do is get the right starting gate.
>>534848569>lol dickus>MY BRO(sex)>huge head(sex)>literal fucking schozo(kill)>SHORTSTACK SEXOOOOO
>>534848662focus on doing races and grabbing skills and 600 on speed stam pwr and time for your 3* spark at the end
stalker uma
or something like that
possive even
>>534848439Power is important in a world without consistent acceleration skills
>>534848589Yeah. Didn't realize it was harder, felt pretty normal until today. In fact, my Oguri run last night produced my best Oguri ever.
Only one run left to get the coins but I'm outta TP, I'll switch to Rudolph tonight.
>>534848569do these umas use their regular glasses in the shogi training animation?
>>534846669>Modern horses bred for speeed.>medieval horses breed for battle>Your average uma in-game could probably get snapped in half by a medieval era umaDifferent breeds for different purposes anon.
>>534848510It's great. You just have to win a 1-in-16 roll every time.
>>534848775We need some Yandere umas....
>>534848662>go for a spark of choice >knock out a few races for trophies you havent done>farm fans
>>534848747your gambler-fu is gonna be in the game soon anon, don't worry
>>534848464Jesus fking oral hygiene
>>534848754Struggling to motivate myself for even that much because I already have a few decent 3* sparks.
>>534848747Now tell me how often that will happen. Go on.
>>534848316you still had them to buy?
imagine if they only let you borrow friend support cards 3 times a day
>>534848864I could fix her
>>534848850Thinking about the umaverse Genghis Khan and his immense harem of bloodthirsty warhorsegirls again...
>German honse not so smart after discovering her Trainer can speak german
>>534848949what else did you use them on?
When a skill says it gives some benefit with "skilled/efficient/masterful turning", what does the adjective before "turning" mean? What's the difference?
>>534848850Medieval army game with uma soldiers when?
>>534848639Well I don't have a quick guide in my pocket or anything, what do you want to know?
Check out your local scene if you have, it's probably more accessible than anything else and more fun than you would think.
Are you ready for LONG Champions Meeting yet?
Why does /uma/ always try to tell people DOING CAREERS to pump stamina
What the fuck is this generals obsession with that stat
>>534848864Did she kill a bunch of Umas to get a trainer irl?
>>534847849Special Week's second mom is loosely based on the fact they tried to foster him with a draft horse (mixed in with inspiration from his caretakers since the actual foster horse wasn't great). Seems to me like they would have just made the character a draft uma if those existed.
>>534848941for you? never
for me? every time
>>534848510Would you rather have a skill that procs maybe <10% of the time (being generous) or any other skill to spend 60-110 SP on? I guess if you literally have nothing else to spend it on at the end, but even weather conditions or racecourse performance skills proc more often.
>>534849029it make horse run fast
>>534848568Because of the uh, the hmmm...
>>534848715What puts you off Maru?
>>534849029you can clear career just fine with 300 stamina but don't come back here and cry when you lose all the time in team trials or pvp
>>534848987>trainer speaks germanbasiert
>>534848925show your Hopeful stakes 3* with ura finale 3* 9* Stam spark
>>534848987Bold of her to declare she loves dick
>>534849069You got me there. You win.
>>534848146I would do it and then split the money.
>>534848978My headcanon?
The Mongol army was just a bunch of shortstacks and buff lolis.
>>534847530the rape squad is coming!
Guys, why didn't my ranking change? ;_;
>(random) Get Hot Topic status
So this doesn't actually happen, right?
>>534849174Gold Ship
King Halo
Jackie Chan
you think males in the uma world have fear of rejecting umas?
>why would you reject an uma
maybe that guy likes another girl or something, maybe a human even, just a big maybe
>>534848568well they had to make poketto look good and "barely beating a washed up horse past his prime" wouldn't have been exciting
>>534849187bold of you to declare tahat you're retarded
>>534849060you haven't been playing golshi's career?
Nakayama Festa
>>534848978whats worse
the mongol equivalent of torenasan with an army/harem of battle umas or ghenghis khan being an uma too and managing a giant horde of bloodthirsty horny umas raping any male they find?
>>534847530why doesnt akebono just step over the tinies
>>534849260>he doesn't know
rbrn
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So, do they not explain everything in-game? Why though?
>>534846669Look at this bad boy
Belgian Draft that breed will kill any race horses.
>>534849047>Dream Journey's father is Stay Gold, and damsire is Mejiro McQueen. These "Stay-Mc Nicks" horses left remarkable results, and Dream Journey is the first example.>His temperament was so bad that sedation during travels is not an option but a requirement. And even Yutaka Take couldn't handle him despite being one of the most prodigious jockeys, which prompted his owners to seek out Kenichi Ikezoe - known for his ability to handle temperamental horses.>According to Kenichi Ikezoe, Dream Journey's temperament is much more worse than Orfevre, stating that he "attacks with intent to kill" unlike other temperamental horses he had ridden on, where they "only mess with him for fun".>Everyone that had to work with Dream Journey agreeed that it "was a creature of pure malice" and that "it held a clear intent to kill"
>>534846873umapyoi means unprotected sex
>>534849134No matter how much fucking gold stamina recovery and stamina you throw down on her she'll run out of steam thanks to half the planet taking front runner debuffs and seeing her drop from 1st to 5th every fucking game to half-assed goldships that are clearly just the result of a random goldshi mode run gets tiresome.
>>534849340i don't, been playing for like a week and a bit
>>534848510I'd be more willing to gamble on it if it didn't have a 50% chance of not activating at all
>>534849230There's a lot of blood involved with cute angry umas so I'm going to pivot from that to Mongols using giant lizards instead.
>>534849297that guy would be wrong and its for the better that he gets forced out of it
>>534849357work horses just hit different
I wish there was a way to automatically skip >> on support events but not on career events (that you've already seen). I don't need to read the same card events that I've sen 200 times already, but sometimes I'd like to relive the character's story. Is this ever added as QoL in the Japanese version?
I've had so many failed parent career runs that I don't even know what I'm looking for in the goddamn parents anymore. Fuck.
>>534849357>>534849510This is what Ryan wishes she was
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>>534849357Do you feel in charge?
soโฆ do we have a plus sized uma yet? haha
>>534849510Jesus that's a big boy
>>534849430Mine never wins, but I don't mind running her to lead the field for most of the race and debuff what she can,. Are you running multiple non-PC/FR aces then?
>>534849353Surprise mechanics.
>>534849357Wouldnโt racehorses just run circles around this beast?
>>534848568Did they saw she was undefeated, or it was more like they didn't say/show that part explicitly? I don't remember.
But checking Opera's race result, he still was winning every other race EVEN towards the end, and when he did lose it was like second place in two occasions. He still was a favorite even with a broken streak.
>>534844365Teio I said NO
>>534849634Hishi Akebono?
>>534849420How'd they handle him?
>>534848147kek
at least she can barely run 2.2km
...So I assume Tickezo being obsessed with the Derby means the real honse never did anything else noteworthy after that?
>>534849634Cygames dropped the ball by not making them all very tall at least
>>534848850>racing umas, which are the playable cast, who are all supposedly spec'd into SPEED stat, are already infinitely stronger the humans>uma gentildonna is currently the "strongest">war and work umas are probably much stronger than uma gentildonnaJesus Christ Almighty
>>534849353its sovlful to have obscure hidden mechanics
>>534849629what raid do I need to beat to unlock that mount
>>534849696very carefully
>>534849634Hishi is the biggest in every way.
>>534847530
>>534849479Giant lizards would have no stamina. Just like my umas.
>>534849629how do you make them do stuff
they can just squish you
>>534849707why does a front runner need that much power
HOW BIG DAIWA SCARLET TITS ARE
>>534849648Yeah, late and end. You can guess who the end is.
>>534849712yeah it only managed to win the biggest event for it's age
>>534849712you guessed it
>>534842619>cuckqueanWho is she watching you bang...?
>>534849510Yeah, I remember when I was a kid I went to a spring vacation with my school in a farm we explored the forest and rode horses and there was a few work horses there we also rode a carriage pulled by them, they were huge granted I was a kid but man I felt how powerful they were.
>>534849820You train them when they are fluffy and smol.
>>534849736these guys get to fuck SO MANY mares!
>>534849693you don't get a word here
>>534849865I mean, it's like winning one olympic gold. Good, sure, but not that impressive all things considered.
>>534849836quite sizeable
>>534849836B90 and she ain't the biggest
>>534849676A race horse would run directly away from the beast
>>534849510>>534849629Crazy to think people rode something approximating this into battle.
>>534849863I have to assume Golshi, she just seems better than any other EC I try. Who's your late?
>>534849510Just imagine how big their [Redacted] are compared to the already big horse [Redacted].
>>534846248Secretariat still holds all the records in the American Classic Triple Crown, but he's an anomaly
We also have modern undefeated umas that will go down as legends like Frankel. There's Black Caviar for mares with 25 wins(15 G1s)/0 loses, which is basically modern Kincsem.
>>534849820they're not very smart and they like food
>>534844365>>534849964I think I like this genre of Uma art.
Post more.
>>534849836Big enough that bra shopping becomes stressful because finding the correct one is difficult.
who's the fourth girl on the right? is she from the series?
>>534849969yeah only like top 0.01% of athletes achieve that
>>534849824Idk, you tell me
he mentioned the olympic gold
im out
see ya tomorrow
> Build my ultimate uma for chanmi
> Still getting wrecked by some random Agnes Tachyon with worse stats in test races
I guess I just need to give in and build a gold ship to avoid debuffs
Gold Ship's gold navigation skill is so trash holy shit even when it procs she still gets boxed.
>>534850078I don't have much but dozo
>>534850068WHAT DID ANON MEAN BY THIS
what was the point of manhattan cafe in the movie
>>534850138i don't know that's why i'm asking
>>534849820ask the annunaki
>>534849984Oguri. I'm probably gonna just make a Grass Wonder and nuke everyone's speed as my debuffer. Just need to find the perfect aids mix for her.
>>534850191Clam down schizo, no one is going to eat the girls.
>>534848662And don't use clocks
>medieval knights would have a harem of 3-4 umamusume
>1 palfrey for long distance riding, 1 rouncey for baggage and everyday riding and 1-2 coursers or destriers for battle riding who would wear armor and were far bigger and stronger
>the trainers of today probably inherited their uma management skills through a direct lineage from medieval warriors and their uma harems
>>534850173Navigation skills are mostly useless at the moment
I hate that El has big boobs
>>534849712It's also a reference to the real Ticket's jockey, who rode 18 (I think) other horses without winning a Derby before Winning Ticket. Winning Ticket was his winning ticket.
i think we forgot Gold City.
>>534849820The same way you make any horse do what you want it to do
>>534849353more casual friendly. autists will figure it out anyway.
Robot horses doesn't recognize lewdness
>>534849357>>534849510>>534849629>>534849736>Show up for your new blue collar job>Your boss is a 6'ft draft uma whose very hands on and touchy-feely
>>534850332>Guts does nothing>Navigation skills do nothing>Power does nothing against ZE BOXI swear Cygames didn't even playtest this shit before release.
>>534850006her manvoice filters me
wish she could be recasted
>>534850287I wish I had an Oguri man. Good luck.
>>534850204The first step to her degeneracy
>>534849751You can't take Gentildonna into account for any averages or estimates of any kind.
She's a genetic freak, she's proof that horses are not created equal.
>>534849969you don't have to spam this same no effort bait with the same wording every day
WHERE IS FALCON WHERE IS SHE
>>534850331>instead of being a way to defend the kingdom on a budget the feudal system is a compromise for umas to get the best breeding stock
>>534850463I would complain to HR.
>>534850102i understand her being a literally nobody (she's canonically like this in the movie too) but i was quite surprised that Fuji Kiseki didnt grow that much in popularity, I think that her scenes were well-written and she's quite cute too
>>534850440I thought the horse who was a car was the funniest until I discovered the horse who was a spaceship.
>>534850632The movie made me like her at least
>>534850332Go with the flow is one of the better ones imo.
>>534850598she releases ni 52 minutes
Good luck for all SC rollers in a few hours.
Just say no
they're still women
They can't legally do anything if you say no
>i will play a game based on horse racing
>the outcome of the game has a large amount of chance
>this is both unbelievable and offensive to me
>>534850138Where is this and what do the numbers mean
>>534850745Im rolling for Dirty Swallow tho
>>534850482her voice is fine
specially compared to Sounds of Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxZzQQsEioQ
>>534850476They don't playtest anything they release
i'm a fan of this country bumpkin
>>534850609hr is also a horse
>>534850749>he doesn't know
>>534850749Would men have a #metoo movement in social media? Obviously we would be the victims of the top species (Uma Musumes).
>>534850078personally my favourite
Be useful for once /uma/
Where do I make 10k carrots in 2 hours
FTP obviously, not a nigger
Good Luck to all uma rollers too!
>>534850006Rigorous paizuri from Biwa
>>534850539he's saying that donna is probably the peak strenght of what a racing uma can be, but the average working horse based uma would be her level or more
>>534850978But she isn't forcing him down...
>>534850994Are you stupid on purpose?
>>534850994>Jobless>Not a niggerhmmm
How many hours until the new banners?
>>534850994Have you grinded out all the trophies and watched all main/uma stories?
>>534850843its still not good
I hate her voice AND her tits
BIWA HATE
>>534850350How gay are you?
>>534851114most of it yes
>>534850908It's called HR because "Human" Resources
That can't be an uma
>>534850078>Oh no, he's running away... how much of a head start should I give him?~
>>534851072with that face is a matter of time
>>534848146They won't even feel it. They must be like super resistant to pain and resilient to run this fast.
>>534850843wow that sounds forced, unlike biwa
>>534851170which horse is that? not on global yet?
>URA finale
>Late start Tachyon
>She gets boxed
>Ive no continues left
>Itsover.png
>Skip last spurt
>She's suddenly in 4th place and quickly bulldozes through everyone to win
Wtf???
so basically there are umas that could twist even gentildonna into a pretzel?
goal races are fucking rigged
>>534850963How many horror movies are there in the Umaverse where government experiments gone wrong have created a monstrosity in the form of a male Uma?
>>534850794It's a game, they didn't need to realistically implement how much a horse can ruin their career simply by repeatedly being a moody cunt.
>>534851208I never noticed the trainer running for his life kek
>>534851305She saw the speed force and went for it.
>>534851176aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gimme bro-chan!
>>534851312Draft umas would break the power scale, and hence why they aren't a thing.
>>534851338What you are describing is the heart and soul of horse racing
>>534851141ticket, we have a hater here, cry into his ears and blow his eardrums
>>534851203Yes, the humans are the resources. Anyone can manage them.
>>534851312It's depressing to think about, but racehorses are basically bred to be high performance but fragile. That's why they die so often.
>>534850994>10k in 2hours>FTPJust borrow/use a guest after this banner, Jamal.
>starting to think the trainer version of umapyoi is the superior version of umapyoi
>>534844150Yeah creek's banner kinda feels like a bait tbqh
i already used my daily free scout
>>534851421>>534851312Drafthorses have no hopes or dreams so their souls don't transmigrate.
What does she mean by this?
>>534851436on it traina-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
>>534850794chance can be designed to be fun, that's like the majority of table top games, is how you balance the luck and the rules that makes it fun.
Is not like we are just throwing dice in this game although some equivalent of it
>>534851352There must be a continuation
>>534844365>>534849964>no teio don't do it I'm sorry for the coffee thing it was an acci- NO TEIO STOP MY NINGEN PELVIS CAN'T TAKE IT AIEEEEEE TAZUNA HELP ME
>bring 4 speed cards
>sub 1100 speed
>bring 3 speed cards
>capped speed
I'm unto your jewish tricks game
>>534851508She cant just tell you her true feelings and hides behind (((science)))
>>534851478Thats objectively true desu
>>534851336I don't even want to think about what postmodernism would make of umas if they were an actual thing.
>>534851560>is not like we are just throwing dice in this gamethat is exactly what it is like
>>534851421Just make them slow moving lumbering giants doing the work of Bagger 288.
>>534851630>anon encounters variance but doesn't get it
What are your thoughts on this dork?
>>534851508another experiment
>>534851747more like losing ticket
>>534851508She wants to use the scientific method to find out why your head hasn't collapsed into a black hole
Didn't we have a full chart of all the free gibs that JP got? Where'd that go? I need to know how much I can throw at Creek and make back in the next two months.
>nooooo trainer trainee relationships are scandalous!!!>agnes tachyon in action >>534851508???
>>534851569>>534851686Artist name is bacius
https://x.com/Bacius9
You can find the full on booru.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=bacius+transcend_%28umamusume%29+&z=5
>>534851882context of this image?
How the hell do you build tokai teio? is she actually a brick character? Bitch never wins in TT and always goes at 8th or 6th place, my tachyon is doing all the hard carry in medium
>>534851065...I understand what he means, anon.
But you can't use the Samson of racing horses to say that non-racing horses must be even stronger than that.
>>534852020hes going to die
>>534852020(You)'re marrying a hag.
When are we getting more of these? Running awfully low here...
>>534852020She wants to Umapyoi.
>>534851907I love his art style.
>>534851747I prefer making love.
>>534851862She's just putting her thesis to the test.
>>534852030It was inevitable.
>>534852146Yeah he's good.
>>534851726Her tits aren't that big
>all these gay trainers not wanting to marry this
Carats....carats for sale....sigh....nobody wants to buy carats from an uma like me......I'm so hungry.....
Trying to build parents for a Pace Chaser Maruzensky has to be the biggest noob trap ever. Holy fuck, this shit is impossible.
>>534851352why would riding crops exist in the umaverse
>>534852341for riding umas
>>534852341Sex toys. That is their only function on the other side.
>>534852341some uma's like that stuff
>>534852030THE FATE OF T.M OPERA O
>>534852341>by the way, what's "riding"?>no idea
Okay why the fuck is rainbow training only giving +16 stats. Is there like a calculator for this shit?
>>534852341We used to ride umas before govment said it was "cruel."
>>534847530the heavy from team fortress 2
>>534850994>FTP obviously, not a nigger>not a nigger>can't afford to buy 10k worth of carats
Bros can I replace Super creek with her for front runner...
>>534852594>>can't afford to buy 10k worth of caratstoo lazy to check, what does that translate to in USD
>>534852603No, you use both because everyone wants Maestro.
>>534852526torena san... check your mood... you're not abusing your umas are you...?
>>534852603nothing is replacing super creek bro
>>534852603Yeah if you enjoy throwing out 2/3 your runs, 1/3 for agemasen and the other 1/3 because you failed to reach your stamina requirements.
>>534852030Y'know, seeing how much of a retard she is in game I was really surprised when I looked him up and found out he was apparently the greatest horse to ever live.
>>534852603You should ask yourself whether you have enough stamina without her
When does Amazon come out?
>>534852603Depends on if you need Maestro or not
But you probably do so better to just use Creek + her and have best of both worlds
this but teio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KI1u6pC4MY
>>534852728haha get it the joke is sex lol xd hello my fellow indonesians how often did you jerk off today
>>534852526That's how I found out my MLB Helios and mood effect is bad. Amazon gives like 30 power on a friendship training with 40 friendship bonus, Helios gives like 15 to 20
>>534852728>horse training is all about pressure and release>apply pressure>can't releaserigged
>>534851478It is honestly.
The reason why Tazuna is hiding she's an Uma is because she's a wanted criminal for killing her Toreina-san through snu snu
>>534852728>can't escapeBut they did say not all umas are good a racing
Surely there are chances to run away?
>>534852953who literally sang it
>>534852594I will never spend a single cent on a gatcha, I can afford to neet for 5 years without a job. Some people have standarts.
>THREE fucking Tumult events (mood down) in less than eight months
Jesus fucking Christ, why is it always you Grass Wonder? No other horse gives me this much trouble. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>Cinderella Gray translation halts just before Gigahara comes back
Motherfuckers
>>534852728I see a fault in his plan...
https://youtube.com/shorts/KhbCLYFAQjQ?si=X9jueKOCewHZ8dy7
>>534852712Trainee is itesumo genki.
>>534852881So, mood effect is pointless? Then what should I be looking for?
>>534852603It's not replacing creek but it's a good second stamina card since you can immediately end the event chain and avoid cucking you out of maestro
>>534852992plus another hour
>Trainer I follow switched his borrow from MLB SC for MLB Twin Turbo
Why ?
>>534853076anon you're falling into her trap!
>>534853003i feel confident i could outrun sugar lights
>>534853073Kek, I like how everyone, even japs, just accept that bourbon's anime trainer is literally kiryuu without a shred of irony
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AAAAAAA MY DECK IS SHIT LEMME IN ALREADY
I will wear the bib
I will suck on the pacifier
I will goo goo gaa gaa
I will wear the onesie
I will lay my head on her lap
I will be babied
So please don't fuck me over like Kitasan did!
>>534851503Gimlet is totally the racist grandpa of Tracen
how many turf* do I need to turn Haru Urara into an A rank?
>>534853160>Then what should I be looking for?Friendship bonus, specialty priority, and initial friendship gauge.
reminder to do your free pull before the banner expires in an hour and a half because it is tied to the banners that existed when they gave the pull out.
>Golshi run
>get early Charming
>still somehow no fucking speed trainings in the entire career somehow
>just finished the second summer camp at 484 speed
She's doing it on purpose. She knows that if she performed even remotely close to well, I'd hit her fan milestone mission this run.
>>534851503same
got a king halo SR so its not bad
Let's say I can scrounge up 30K carats before Supercreek ends (I won't) and I badly need to improve my support deck
What are my odds on getting anywhere for future important banners, especially the 3* Umas one?
This is gold ship when he was young. Genetics are crazy
>>534853149Horses can swim?!?
>>534852881Helios shows up more often, shouldn't that make up the difference?
>>534852690A down-payment for a house.
>>534853475>be careful who you make fun of in middle school
>>534853327ok who witmaxxed Urara
>>534853216She's the best
>>534853046yup the exact cope a brokie would come up with
>>534853216Maybe he just loves Turbo.
>10 white sparkks
>1* wit
Th-thanks...
>>534853469If you spend $30 on monthlies until February, you'll very likely make it.
If you're some F2P retardbro that thinks he can pull on everything he wants to pull no matter the frequency then I've got very bad news.
>>534849919light hello, the canon wife of the grand live scenario
>>534853076that's my goal anon
>>534853573don't you have some toilets to clean? your waifu is not cheap
>>534853216prepping for everyone having mlb creek soon
>>534853490Not all of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA
>>534853490Yeah and apparently they're pretty good at it too
Their massive lungs endow them with a lot of buoyancy
>>534849025That's the thing, I live in a shithole so we don't have any professional horse racing, so I'm just catching up with horse racing history, but there's so much I don't know where to start...
>>534853327What you can get when starting a career caps at 10 (which leaves her at C rank), to go past that you simply need to get lucky on the Inspiration roulette.
>>534853216Drop the bastard for his horrible taste. He's probably into vtubers as well.
>>534853665>Just spend $180Thanks I am happy to miss it.
When is the sky banner coming out?
>>534853494On her own? No. If you're stacking rainbows? Yeah, since she's going to be there often.
>>534853698>scenario wifeSo is she an Aoi-like character (but more wife, I imagine)...?
>>534851623>Tazunashe's recording everything
Hello I need help putting together Pace and Late umas for CM
Any help with support cards? I'm not sure what to focus on, I'm trying out Top Gun and want to see which works for her best
>>534853792Almost every recent uma design like Almond Eye are basically vtumor-like desu
>>534853814>$7 monthly pack per month until Feb (4 months) = $180Are you some south east asian coal miner?
I've never seen someone this bad at math
>>534853490They can swim with a rider on, I've done it, it's super fun.
The trick is when the horse goes underwater you let yourself float so you dn't weigh down on them further, and get pulled by them.
>>534853604This image is very lewd
>>534853953MLB Kitasan, MLB Creek, MLB Sweep, MLB Eishin and the rest is up to you
>>534853652nishino flower an uma half the size or regular uma can judo flip a practice dummy 30 feet into the air, a backflip for a the emperor is about as impressive as a human doing a singular jumping jack.
>>534853268To be fair, they do look awfully similar.
Trainer it's time to play Goo Goo Babies.
>>534853934yes, she's like Aoi but her card is mandatory
>>534854026what if you're wearing metal armor
>>534853957Yeah, and I'm dreading it. The horse lore is going to carry the game for me later on.
>>534853665>If you're some F2P retardbro that thinks he can pull on everything he wants to pull no matter the frequency then I've got very bad news.
>>534853708said the guy that can't afford carats LOL
>>534853976You said 30 dollars on monthlies you nigger don't gaslight me, and it's 6 months until february.
>>534853327The number doesn't matter, you need luck. You can only get max of +4 ranks from initial inheritance, to get A you need the remaining ones from the inheritance events.
>>534845402She's an end closer. She'll dodge all the debuffers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFQiFwuNNo bratty hors needs training correction
>>534853953MLB Speed Special Week and Stamina Rob Roy are standout when it comes to skills (Gourmand, Medium Straightaways, Pace/Late Savvy, Go With The Flow, a few others)
Besides that you use your usuals like Eishin Flash for Lates, Sweep Tosho, and so on
>>534854194pretty sure the 30 bucks was the full price already you dumbo
>>534854194>and it's 6 months until february.my bad then it's 42 dollars not 28
>>534845665its required for end closers
why can't i get multiple hints from a single training bros
>>534854306The UMA touched ME! I'm the victim here...
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>>534854405maruzensky ult is more useful than Ryan's desu
>>534854431Nips are nothing but masochists and sadists
https://x.com/samunepon/status/1954883764817146221
I love small horses man.
>>534853768So a single 9* turf parent could do that?
Maybe there is hope for me, time to scour the friend databases.
>>534854431>gets hesitant pace chasers from creek
>>534854258I wasn't a huge fan of hers but I am now.
>>534854070Gonna record Flower punching logs into a mountain, one sec.
>>534854592which is what used to make them into better gamer than us. something something jap games of old being WAY harder than the western releases because our markket was full of fucking bitch boys, essentially like it is today with all the zoomer playing like absolute autists
I love watching retards fight here
I don't WANT to socialize with you King, GO AWAY REEEE
>>534854648Hmmm, that's a cute butt
>>534854078to be fair his design is very easy to replicate
>>534854258he sounds so done with her shit lmfao
Another run of Rudolf not giving me shit.
>>534853349thanks I was about to log in
Is there a point in getting lb0 super creek
>>534854616I mean, you have to add 1* turf extra from the other parent, but yeah, a borrowed 9* is mostly enough.
The issue is that C-rank is still a huge debuff and not enough to consistently win races, and getting Turf on inspirations is always a huge gamble (it doesn't help that Urara has the worst compatibility scores in the game).
>>534854258>is she girlfriend material?>nah, she's tough to deal with...sweep tosho bros.... not like this.....
>>534854746Autism standards should not be the baseline for game difficulty, but I agree that the west has gone full retard with appealing to casuals and cod sweats.
>>534854812to be fair you're a faggot
>>534854968yeah, you need at least one copy to use the rainbow crystal to LB for half anni
>>534853349>gaslight dancer
vroom
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>>534854968Yes, because what you need most from her is Swinging Maestro, and not needing to borrow a Creek lets you borrow something else with a different Gold you might want.
>>534855157mmmmmmmmmmmmmm daiwa scarleto
>>534855089But those are reserved for my 2LB Kitasan...
>>534855078uniornically the only good creek post ive ever seen in these threads. its always hyper beta male garbage or gooner shit
i need to creampie DAIWA SCARLET's tits
>>534855113You'd think Vodka, who doesn't have any tits, would be able to catch Scarlet, who has mega, heavy tits.
>>534854968if you don't have creek you roll on this banner
if you have her you don't roll on this banner
shrimple as that
Should I use my daily pull now or wait for super creek?
everyone i see actually playing the game and having fun spent like $400 on a second kitasan spark. everyone else is just floundering around with shit stats and no hope of champions meeting.
>>534855465Bwo? Second spark only cost like a hundred bucks.
>>534855465you're wrong. I've spent $15k
>>534855436you will never be able to financially recover if you lose 1(one) pull
>>534855465>spent like $400 on a second kitasan sparkor you can save $400 by rerolling for 3LB and then sparking for MLB Kita
>>534842623How Yandere are we talking about here? When I asked once they told me there weren't any real yanderes in this game.
>>534855465I'm a F2P who doesn't have Super Creek or Kitasan Black and I'm so tempted to reroll. This shit makes me wanna kill myself
>>534855746already fucked up by not rerolling for 3lb kita
>>534843148I will be thinking of doing the same in the future. Currently Uma is my main.
>>534855586you needed mlb srs as well and your own super creek.
>>534855089Is Supercreek the best card I could use it on? I have MLB Kitasan and one copy of SC.
>>534855746Kitasan is MEH without mlb
>>534856280false, 3LB is pretty good, its useless to spend resources past that
>>534855465>everyone i see actually playing the game and having fun spent like $400 on a second kitasan sparki just spent a few bucks on the daily carats pack and used daily pulls bwo
>>534856172fine motion is.
>>534856447MLB gets you double the specialty bonus (and actually gets you friend points) so it's not exactly useless.
>but muh free sparkA whole ass year away from now.
>>534856485>spent moneyretard
>>534855746Fuck being competitive in a gacha, just enjoy your time with cute and beautiful and funny horsies
>>534856687this
just race the horsies and accept you'll be making B+ rank uma
>>534856656not buying the daily carat pack is retarded
>>534857098retards like you is why they made a gatcha game instead of a proper multiplayer game
>>534856485>17hours of reroll>MLB kitasan
>>534853490every mamal can
its like our thing
>>534857631How tf platypus lay eggs
>>534857563You could have had much more if you had just spent those 17 hours doing a minimum wage job and bought Carats instead of slaving over rerolls.
>>534856687>>534856831not even playing the game and just reading the stories is more fun than losing.
>>534857767the same as women but outside and with a shell
>>53485366530$ a month? Where is that in the monthlies?
>>534842803bombergirl collab when
>>534846635it's just something that her and kawakami's original designer liked
>>534845916>>534846283tokino minoru died from tetanus
>>534849943I wouldn't be surprised if most of these guys are gelded, though they're way more gentle than thoroughbreds so I guess not
>>534849061spe's second mom is based on his gaijin (kiwi) caretaker mom
>>534853490horses in general LOVE the water (except for oguri and hishimi)
do the free scouts we're getting carry over or do they expire in 24 hours?
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