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we bully rice shower here

BAKUSHIN

Sex with horses

give suzuka the whole 9 stars

Digitan LOVE

>>534207283
i've tried to follow this kind of guideline but then i find i don't have enough my training stations leveled up high enough

Who's the best uma wife for a cuck?

>>534207809
>>534207707 (OP)
Flat Umas are the best Umas!

How it feels to roll for Mejiro Palmer

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>534207779
I sure do

>>534207846
hot

Suzuka is a rapist

>>534207948
Narita Top Road

My job here is done.

>>534200006
Heh, impressive. You're pretty good.
However, I still have the last ace in my sleeve.

training end closers (read: goldship) sucks so fucking much

is The Coast is Clear a skill worth taking for CM Goldships? I have no idea how to value "widen field of view with situational awareness"

We are this close to the second greatest banner of the first year

How are you holding up?

Why is almost nobody talking about how you have a chance to immune debuff if your wit is higher than the wit of the debuffer? Are people trying to keep the tech a secret?
I hope you guys got your aces witmaxed if you wanna rekt the Evil Natures.

>>534207453
I will now co-opt your post for my anal priestess ritualposting...once you get the sound working

*restricts your training*

>>534208108
fuark swiping for smart falcon

>>534207707 (OP)
Imagine impregnating a carrot, lmao.

>>534207707 (OP)
Deliciously flat

>>534208108
Uh sis your banner predictor is off.

>>534207843
with a good deck and having maxxed friendship levels early it's a good tactic. Of course the rng god is the deciding factor

Need my tomboy umas

what are we rolling next?

>>534208108
I'm saving for bride Top Cun and Seiun Sky instead.

Can't wait to get my Gold Ship 3 star

spanking rice shower until she pisses herself

Which one should I use for Medium?

>>534208108
Is Smart Falcon really that great. Tell me about her.

>>534208108
Smart Falcon is the best girl nyes

Teio!

>>534208283
paizuri uma

>>534208108
Still rolling for Taishin

You ARE playing the game, right? You're not here just to shitpost about how much you want to fuck an uma, right?

>>534208187
Will her tits get bigger when she gets pregnant

>>534208283
creek banner because my SRs are garbage

>>534208263
There isn't a single one that isn't weak to counterattacks.

>>534208283
Sasami Anshinzawa SSR

> Look at those lovely white sparks
> Would be a real shame if they went along a guts 1*
One day I'll get a good roll

>>534205196
>>534205293
from now on I'M ONLY DOING GRASS WONDER RUNS UNTIL I RECOVER THAT FUCKING TICKET, I. WAS. STOLEN.

>>534207314
>he doesn't know
horce race betting has been mathematically solved for decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Benter

>>534208373
Teio Teio Teio

>>534208358
she is the only dedicated dirter after urara

I haven't had a highroll run in forever...

Quick cheeky CM test: 75738001
Will post summary after

>>534208283
Brian

>>534208408
i'm out of tp

>>534208358
She's a dirtchad instead of a turfsissy

It's your turn to wear the racewear onii-sama

Anyone have a 9* stamina uma code they wanna share

it's nice to see more people realizing that S3 was actually good and Kitasan Black is more than a uma with a meme card

>>534207779
yeah i make her win dirt races.

>>534208408
I'm in the middle of my 2 hour career run

>>534208108
I'm in a good spot, golshi week will get me to 30k the day of or the day after the banner starts. just gotta hope they give me a good amount of rate ups, they're both great cards to own this early.

Give me the qrd on this hors

>>534208408
I am waiting for max TP (tomorrow) to do my careers

>>534208654
Nah

>>534208506
Anon, but the chances! A mere 3% chance!

>Fail 2% failure rate twice in a row
>Migraines, constant mood downs, support cards never going into their training type, sleep deprived
>Despite all this, 2* pink and 10+ white sparks
>1* Guts
Mmmm okay.

Good enough for Frontrunner maybe?

First for Sakura Vaccine-o desu

I stopped caring about 9* stamina umas once I started CM farming

>my wife is just some loser side character used for Special Need's early race character arc
I will never forgive cygames.

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that a card not having initial friendship cripples it more than I thought. This stam mayano card fucking sucks it takes forever to get going, same with the MLB spe or LB0 creek

>>534208108
>timeline says 8
>official monthly schedule says 11
bro didn't even bother changing the dates

>>534208431
Negative.

>>534208813
>first
You got brocked I see

>>534208479
love how incredibly down bad this artist is for Ace, wish she had more time to keep drawing

>>534208835
Yup

>>534208719
>Anon, but the chances! A mare 3% chance!
Fixed that one for you, bro-poster.

>>534208719
technically lower since you can rarely miss the raffle scene entirely.

>>534208835
it's ok to have 1 card with 0 friendship but 2 or more slow down your run way too much

>>534208108
>8.5k carats
I would need to paypig 140$
And I just might...

Where are the bikinis, cygames?

>>534208043
card with haiseiko speed symboli and saint lite on it now i want it in global

We need more wedding alts, the selection is really lacking.

>>534208654
>S3 was actually good and Kitasan Black is more than a uma with a meme card
lol
ラマお even

>>534208408
I'm close to getting burnt out so I'm gonna start playing and logging in less.

>>534209118
hush you, we get a super cute halloween vampire succubus alt and a cooking mama alt.
DON'T BE GREEDY!

>>534208835
yeah this is why super creek MLB is actually worth going for despite it having very little over 1LB other than +30 starting friendship. Early rainbows = snowball potential, and this is a game about snowballing victories into easier victories.

>>534208043
>just cards
yawn

emperor sexo

>>534208108
9k carats so its a skip for me very probably, at least i already haze tazuna and a lb1creek so i can live with it

>start road to top
>some boring character named NTR
Is this actually good? Feels like another season 3.

mambo... had a hard life

>>534208993
Your reign has gone long enough, Emperor.

>>534208835
The JP god already told us that initial friendship and specialty priority are goated for VERY VERY RAINBOW

Just finished watching season 2, I get it now..

>>534209047
for mommy? it's worth it

Kitasan Black. I love you.

>>534208506
go for the sex with yamato nadeshiko

>>534208043
How did that book not explode

>>534209223
I'm probably passing on the Halloween one but definitely splurging on trad Rice, she's adorable

>>534208553
Special Week held it well enough but Shooting for Victory and Red Shift refused to activate and ofcourse shooting star couldn't work as there was no other pace or front runner to overtake giving Rudolph the edge and she managed to win by a length.

>>534208695
depressed horse basically

I have no chance.
My sparks suck, i loan parents but i need Maru and Mejiro and you cannot loan both at the same time
I have Mejiro but it's impossible to get her to 3*
My supports suck

I give up, just give me last place and let me lose in peace

are you a bad enough dude to buy an uma watch

Save and roll for who you like.

>>534209320
You will now join us in bullying her?

>>534209682
No, the best thing about them are the peeking umas anyway.

nishishi

How do we deal with the Rice Shower problem?

>>534209515
Counterpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MM3zxyMJAs

>>534208108
I have 39k but they are reserved for Hishi Amazon.

>>534208835
thats why i want to roll for creek, but i would have to pray because i do not have a spark

>>534209682
wheres my daitaku helios watch

>>534209660
Your dancho here, I'm kicking all the losers without the group A champion title

>>534208825
CM farming is a different kind of hell
>no rainbow speed training for 7 turns

>>534208553
Whoops I doxxed the names.

>>534209761
Nothing, it will sort itself out.

>>534208850
How will she breastfeed me and the baby

>>534208408
Yup, 13 hours of browsing /uma/
5 minutes spent logging in and doing the daily Legend
Thinking I'm gonna do the same tomorrow as well

Game character never.

These are such a hassle.

>>534209682

>>534209830
Jared.. Sekai... and GARY. Added to the LIST.

Teio will break the bed during sex

>>534209320
yeah twin turbo is the best

>>534209782
But my carats......

>>534209965
They're easy with any Med/Long 3 star character.

>>534208408
Danchou will cast a rectal prolapse on me if I don't

>>534209965
Senior Autumn Crown is literally free when playing Gold Ship

>>534209282
Check'd

>>534208257
do you count 1 rainbow + 1/2 other supports on a station as good friendship training?

>join uma lobby
>get doxxed
hmmm

>>534208108
>900 paid
>7000 free
Skip. I still need to MLB sweep tosho and eishin flash, but I don't have the resources right now so that can wait.

>>534210174
it's a doggie dog world out there

>>534209515
but bro the halloween one is so fucking good tho. she's a natural born debuffer with TWO built in reliable gold recoveries.
>be in the place where pacechasers typically are
>you run meds/longs so even a latestart won't stop you from being there and getting the reco

She doesn't need swinging or gourmand. she has no card dependence at all. Just inherit some good uniques and enjoy dramatically smoother runs than the original.

>>534208108
i get paid friday

>>534209965
its easy bro i got like 2 or 3 crowns in one run these days

>>534209965
Just train Gold Ship. She just wins once you have a bit of stats.

How do I ensure TM Opera trash never infects my account?

how long does it take to complete main story 1 and 2

>>534208108
Kitablack made me go into a credit card debt, so no more rolling.

You remembered machan today, right?

What the fuck is her problem?

>Join uma lobby
>friended by like 20 people out of nowhere

>>534208108
probably not gonna roll on it unless I get another 15k before the banner ends
already got 0LB creek
and I really really need more horses

>>534210368
im gonna win CM with TM

>>534210005
we will have to escape because im poor and cannot afford to repair a bed in a hotel

>>534210404
yes

>>534209728
i like the ones that bring home the bacon to daddy

I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>534209320
The son of the Emperor claims another one

>>534209965
Have you tried actually playing the game?

oh nyo

>>534210446
i'm too afraid to join /uma/ lobbies

>>534210446
you're now their boytoy, do not resist

>>534209761
IRL they just set up a tent around her and put a giant nail through her brain on the racetrack. we can probably do the same.
>>534209965
they're literally no-time-limit one-time achievements that will automatically finish themselves eventually if you don't take the 10 seconds to google how to achieve them and force it in a run.

>>534210494
You're a disgusting creature.

>>534209682
some guy at anime expo was wearing a bunch of kurumi tokisaki stuff including a watch which he called a "clock clock". I feel like wearing an uma watch would be even more cringe than that guy.

>>534210445
Is Satono Crown experiencing a milder form of deranged horniness? I need to know so I can kick Dia out of my life.

Daiwa Scarlet

>>534208408
but /uma/ IS the game

>>534210404
of course

>>534210457
>0LB creek
not enough bwo

>>534210220
keep an eye out, there's a slim chance you can make it by the end of the banner. golshi week is 6k by itself and gives some individual free rolls. if the inbox gibs are plentiful and you spread those 900 out on daily rolls you might make it.

>>534210404
How could I not?

>>534210682
i can't believe Haru Urar IS FUCKING DEAD

Does it matter which uma is in the ace slot for Team Trials?

>>534209276
I love RTTT but if you don't like Top Road you'll either bounce off it entirely or maybe come out of it an Ayabe fan. Personally I found NTR's journey the easiest to root for of all the uma anime I've watched plus there's a lot of really beautiful shots and scenes.

is this enough you think?

>>534210842
ace gets multiplier to their score

>>534210867
I hope it is because I'm just ~2k points ahead of you

>>534210936
Evil Teio...

Ohhhh so it's called NTR because her name is Narita Top Road. I thought you guys just felt cucked by the oji-san trainer

>>534210792
Query: Is dancing jubilantly an appropriate response to this statement?

>>534211050
>>534211107
its over

>>534210936
This is why Naisu-chan became evil

>>534210792
>Haru Urar IS FUCKING DEAD

>accidentally double click a training I didn't want to do
please tell me im not the only retard that this happens to

>>534211107
sauce?

>>534211041
Why are her fat tits bouncing so much
This is obscene
What the fuck

>>534211107
>>534211050
Sorry for the loss of your hips

>>534211050
No no no, you can't fucking delete it. Satono Diamond is now your wife.

>>534211050
>>534211107
nono pal you ain't deleting it, she's yours now

>>534208354
Anyone? QQ

>>534211157
She won...

>>534211050
>deleted

>>534211050
>>534211107
Deleting it won't save you

>>534211246
I do it all the time. It especially hurts when its on an option with 0 training partners and I'm low on energy

>>534211050
>anon got dissappeared
another victim of the sotonos

>>534211050
its so fucking over for you

>>534211050
>Trying to delete it
Accept your fate

>>534211050
They work so fast...

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your umas

>>534208354
>>534211365
right feels safer

>>534210021
When is twin turbo getting added to the gacha pool anyways

>>534211267
You Wouldn't Fuck A Robot Uma

>>534211050
lol
lmao
you are SEGA property now

>>534211050
Goodbye retard

>keep getting double or triple speed rainbows every round
>it's been a year since i did a g1 or a stam training
AAAA STOP IT GAME I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

i love uma musume

>>534207707 (OP)
We should use unpopular umas as the OP image instead of the same 4 or 5. Mejiro Ryan for the next thread

>>534211595
>rest has a chance to fail
what were they thinking?

>>534211050
>>534211107
>deleted

>>534210867
>demotiion to class 5 is 460k
>promotion to class 6 is 390k

uh? is this to allow more people to get the first time promotion rewards?

>practice poor
>full energy
>2% to fail because of practice poor
>ACTUALLY FAILED A TRIPLE RAINBOW BECAUSE OF 2%
>few turns later
>double rainbow 5stack 55% to fail
>success
i just dont understand numbers

STOP STOP STOP

Satono Diamond is a refined and nice lady why the heck are you all treating like it's a death sentence

Satono Diamond would be a terrible uma wife, unstable and moody out of nowhere. Constantly planning stuff without your opinion, jealous of every uma who dares to cross your field of view.
You eventually cuck her with Kitasan, she kills herself a month later

splurrrrrttt

>>534211487
she has a banner here

>>534211595
thanks game i did 4 turns and she did not heal it, now give me a 3* because i will not just burn the run when im using guest

>>534210583
>IRL they just set up a tent around her and put a giant nail through her brain on the racetrack. we can probably do the same.
What the fuck

>>534210936
More compelling villain origin story than the Joker.

Oguri is such a bullshit Uma, you might be able to win literally all G1 races with her

>>534211752
>>534211770
The duality of /uma/

>>534211727
its to freshen up the plankton for the whales

>>534211721
they were thinking this is a strategy management game and there should be risk attached to the zero effort huge energy refills to incentivize using some of the many buttons other than it that restore lesser quantities of energy.

>>534211487
second anniversary and is 1*

>>534211748
If it's not 100% it's 50%

>>534211727
No, it means globalfags are retards who don't know how TT works despite the foresight.

>>534210021
>yeah twin turbo is the best
Well let's not get carried away, bud

They did a good job designing winning ticket as an annoying character, I'm thoroughly annoyed. One of the few characters whose story I really wanted to skip.

HOPELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>534211839
AND THATS WHY SHE'S THE GOAT!

uooooh, Uguri Hot spring seggs!
now don't let me down in terms of sparks.

>>534208354
Right seems safer because of higher stamina, guts and skills
At distance less than 2300/2400, left outperforms right according to the simulator

>>534211873
>rateup on a 1 star
>some anons still need 200pulls to get her

>>534211050
Anon disappeared from public life after this post, fueling speculation of foul play. An official missing persons investigation was briefly opened, but was closed after a video message was published in which Anon was seen declaring that he was alive, well, and not under duress of any sort, but simply wanted no further contact with former acquaintances or family and hoped that his wishes would be respected.

gold ship sucks your dick and calls you gay, wyd

> Playing Rice Shower career
> Random event cures my night owl
> Random event gives me some condition that increases hint chance
Huh, didn't know these existed

>>534210404
Why did you post a pic with an empty foreground?

>>534211978
It's inevitable

>>534211839
>Iron Will

>>534211930
desu i've tried looking up how the promotion/demotion thresholds are calculated but haven't found anything

WTF my Air Groove just started walking backwards at the final corner. BS!!!!!

>>534210021
I love that little blue retard. My favorite character in the entire anime series.

>>534211050
At least it's not Ryan...

>>534210021
SEEEEX

>>534211050
>>534211107
time to board the torena express en route to the epsatono island

>>534212123
I actually got McQueen with my voucher, I got Oguri from the random SSR ticket

>Oguri Cap
>she doesn't wear a cap or other headwear whatsoever
why?

>>534212305
Someone will post it

>>534212123
im going to kiss you on the mouth

>>534212305
cap as in peak
also she has a head accessory

The 3 star voucher won’t expire right? I’m waiting to claim whichever uma I won’t get through random banner pulls, just so I won’t get multiples

>>534211727
it makes sense in that you are fighting to keep your position in class 6, you didn't earn it if the people below you are close to you. the class 5 people proved they can outperform other class 5s, you proved you can't compete among the class 6s.

you can't really compare the best demoted 6s to the worst promoted 5s either. there are lots of 5s scoring 500K+ and those are the ones replacing the 6s getting demoted at 460k.

t. 520k class 4. if you're not even getting 460k in class 6, you should be in class 4 frankly.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534212305
don't worry she got a cool hat to wear

>>534212168
her race is a fantastic scene that actually got me emotional lol

>>534211050
Trainer didn't kill himself

There's hot uma, cool uma, depressed uma, MARVELOUS uma, shy uma, hyperactive uma, robot uma, princess uma, sick uma, bro uma, yandere uma

But we don't actually have bratty umas, do we?

>>534212123
She has no aura

>>534211978
>>534212114
For real though, why the FUCK are hopeful stakes so fucking hard on her career?

Like i can send other random background character horses with stats like 250/200/200/150/100 and zero skills and they ace that shit easily and it's not even close

Send Rudolph-chan in with 450/350/300/200/200 with corner adept+recovery and she doesn't even make it to the podium 90% of the time

This shit is fucking rigged

>run into witmaxxer in TT
>win all races
>grab 500k points and secure retention
ez

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND

>>534211993
fugg.
What the fuck am i beating 12 G1s for only to end up with a single G1 spark, and 1* at that.

>>534212585
welcome to spark farming

>>534212506
>But we don't actually have bratty umas, do we?
I wish Teio was brattier, she has the looks for it

there's literally nothing wrong with a Satono Diamond wife, She's perfect, She has a foot in Sega and I would be a caring wife

Which college do umas go to

>>534211041
Yes.

my CM team

>>534211828
first time learning the lore for horses?

I need the brattiest of the brattiest mesugaki Uma. Do we get one in the future? Mayano is low tier mesugaki. I need onw that makes you want to hit them. Pic unrel, I just thought tachyon looks good in this gym outfit

what are the best unique skills for maruzensky?

I hate Satono Diamond.
I seriously fucking hate her.

First A+

>always hear how hard Rice Shower is to train
>only get like 3 mood down events the whole career
>EZ breezy G1s
>hot springs scene
Why are you guys slandering my imouto? Super Creek had way worse of a debuff.

>>534212543
That witmaxxer got more points losing all his matches than you did winning all 5 btw

>>534212709
I somehow read the top of that pic as Just Make Dust

>>534211993
Steamy Oguri

>>534212531
Because the game looked at your horse and noticed you have only two skills and handed you a loss while telling you to get more skills despite some horses having 4 and a fucking gold skill in the first year.

Very delightful

>>534212585
enjoy seeing this most of your runs, even with 20 G1 races and 10 skills bought

>>534212703
my CUM team

>>534212758
i have no particularlu strong feelings about satono diamond

>>534212708
>have to place top 3 in a race she actually dies in
not very lore accurate

>>534212703
hey where'd you get this pic of my team....

>>534212708
I know about it, but doing that right on track is kinda strange? You'd expect they examine him first properly.

>>534212906
you mistyped m and n

>>534212884
Why does she dress like she's in her mid 30's?

STOP BANING YOUR TRAINEES AT THE HOT SPRING GETWAY! ALSO DONT POST ABOUT HERE!

>>534212689
No need to talk yourself up anonymously Dia, I have already signed it.

>>534212585
Do you even want a lot of those white ones? Do you not dilute the good skills then?

Vodka is a daughtercore uma.

STEAMY

I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD WITH ONE TASK IN MIND. WIN THIS FUCKING RACE FOR THE FUCKING BANNERS TO ENHANCE NATIE. AND YOU FUCKING SUCK. GLUE INSTANTLY. GLUE INSTANTLY.

>>534212709
>I need onw that makes you want to hit them
Your vivlos?

>>534213015
because she is

Does Narita Taishin have redeeming qualities in her storyline? I use her SR card quite a bit and she is such a bitch I can’t imagine ever liking her.
And yet every Uma I thought I wouldn’t like has won me over a million times by the end of her story

SAY HER NAME

>>534213016
If I removed that spark, would you die?

>>534212456
I mean, I get what you mean and I do think that having to keep fighting to keep your spot is fun, I'm just surprised that you can get demoted while someone who scores 60k+ below you takes your place

>>534213016
I had no choice
I will never be the same after what happened

So... do Umas pick their race name when they get into Tracen/racing, or are they hard stuck with shit like "Mini Cactus/Daddy's Boots" for their whole life?

>>534213172
DUAL NITRO

>>534213172
double turbo

>>534213065
>Victory was close
>lost by 6 lengths
What the fuck happened in that race?

>>534213058
Every uma is daughtercore, it's literally in the title uma musume
>>534213127
You'll get one shot by her career and end up loving her, I promise

>>534213231
no that's their actual name

>>534213127
Now you understand why women don't want to get near manlets.

>>534213172
turbo turbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35qefpa5XE

>>534213058
how does her sci-fi "earing" work

>>534213172
Twice Auxiliary

>>534213241
Super Creek is very definitely mommy core

>>534213172
twin onahole

>>534213172
Virtual Tuubo

>>534213172
Acceleration2

>2018
this series existed so long ago wow

Class 6 Retention rate is Top40%
First week was Top740 of 1850
This week is Top16000 of 40000

>>534213172
Speed^2

>>534213172
supercharged v8

>>534213437
Nice Teio!

>curren in a single 10-pull
is this the game’s apology for no kitasan until hard pity and air shakur for the free SSR scout?
if so, I forgive it

>>534213172
Twin Tardo

This king when

just now i got the most bricked run i ever had seen
> 4 turns to cure night owl
> got like 3 mood down consecutives
>in the long run i got at least more 3
> in the middle of all that i got hot spring ticket
> fail the goal because i dind't have enough time to train
i will stop playing for now and sleep after that one

>>534208108
they're not going to hit me with a 15k injection and im just going to pray i crit my daily rolls

>>534213172
Tokoyami Towa

>>534213241
>Every uma is daughtercore
Definitely not these two

>>534213539
I am raping Digitan! I am raping Digitan! Eh? That's not Digitan? That's Digitan's clothes, ergo it's Digitan!

>>534213564
I didn't know /bag/ got a horse

>>534213437
ew teio no

>>534212812
After you learn that how to allocate stats properly with Rice, he career becomes super easy. Anons are always complaining about mood downs but I have a way worse time with other umas.

Would you do it?

>>534213564
Just $500?

>>534208108
I dont know. Will I get enough by then or must I swipe?

heh 100k accounts below me

I think that's the best I'm gonna get before Taurus Cup.

>>534213738
classic year so yeah

>>534213765
Probably with Gold Ship weekend

>>534213738
How does she keep her hat on like that?

>>534213785
>front runner with no speed

>>534213836
glue

>>534213738
No brainer, yes. You still need Guts to win races.

>torenah-san should i consume 50,000 calories of garbage??
>no
MOOD: SUICIDE

>>534213765
Golshi week is an injection of 5k

>>534213172
Tard Tuba

>>534212967
They do examine them properly, it's just that further suffering is the only alternative after most significant injuries, if it's something they can recover from they'll transport them away but horses are fragile.
Historically it was common for the owners to want to save the horse especially if it's a popular one and it lead to more problems for the horse pretty much every time so best to just make it quick.
Except if it's Sakura Laurel, the French wanted to euthanize him on track and the horse's team was ready to go along with it due to the language barrier until it became obvious and they put a stop to it which let him make a recover and die 20 years later, but generally the examiners know better.

>>534213785
Shes going to have no issues reaching 4th place every time

>>534213756
It's the price for that horse to fuck yours
Not for the horse itself

>>534213828
>>534213915
Thats what I am hoping or at least a reduction in cost.
Eishin comes next for me...

>>534213894
It's either that or not enough Stam, I ain't a whale.

>>534212967
it's not strange at all if you understand horses. a shattered leg isn't like a human leg, the fuckers are 1000lbs of meat and muscle on 4 twigs. their legs are also responsible for a lot of things you wouldn't expect, like keeping their blood flowing properly (each step pushes blood back up).

a seriously shattered leg acquired while running is a death sentence. The alternative is somehow getting the struggling distressed animal into a crane and bringing it to a vet that probably recommends euthanasia anyway. If not, that's half a year of babysitting a huge animal that will be in extreme pain and unable to understand you are trying to help when re-dressing wounds over and over, they will just know that it hurts badly and want it to stop. even if successful, the horse will never run again and will likely be in pain just standing for the rest of it's life, and disabled horses are not cheap to keep around. the cases of such a thing happening are few and far between and done by extremely wealthy people with a connection to the horse that is worth more than their money.

to put it simply, when the bone is pointing through the horse's leg in a few spots, you don't need further examination. And a horse that falls while running full speed is very unlikely to not acquire further injuries as it doesn't instantly stop the moment the leg shatters, it's going to be skidding and potentially flipping over itself. Silence Suzuka is pretty legendary in that when he got injured mid race, he was capable of slowing down and stopping on the outside edge of the track instead of tripping and potentially taking other horses and the jockey to his deathbed with him.

>have 1LB creek
>only 10k carats right now, no chance we get 20k total
it's probably not worth rolling right?

>>534207809
me under the covers giving her the best suck of her life

>>534213785
Isn't cooldown only for long races?

>>534214020
you got plenty of time to keep trying to high roll

>>534213836
She has a huge benign tumor on her face, that's what holds the hat, the hair-style helps covering her malformed, Notre dame hunchback-like face

>>534214039
a sweaty suzuka falling onto you during the middle of a race...

>>534213919
>the French
I knew I was right to never trust them

>>534212951
>he hasn't seen the secret dialogue for losing the race and ending the run there
you're lucky honestly.

really it's a redemption arc. silence suzuka gets the same treatment, she has a speech about how she felt during the race and it's chilling to read if you understand the implication of it.

>>534208108
I'm at 25k right now, so I should be able to spark. Sweep is a little less than two months out though so I fear what'll happen if I drop a whole 30k on Creek
If I can get a spark back up in time then maybe I'll go all in

>>534213172
Duo Drivers

>>534213084
When do we get her, 3 years? If that face is indicative of her entire personality, that fits the bill

>>534209682
how much is this + the proxy shipping shit?

I hate Rice Shower so much. 300 more speed than anyone else also

You will pull for the german horse

>>534208108
>3k carats
its over for me

>>534214194
she says something along the lines that she tought of trainer and then made a recovery in the game right?

>>534213172
9/11

>>534213172
Twintismo

>>534213736
I literally had 6 mood downs with Oguri the other day because the fat bitch kept dreaming of food and making herself sad

>>534213202
You're obviously still not understanding. You're not getting demoted while someone 60k lower takes you place. You're getting demoted at 460k while someone at something like 550k+ takes your place. the guy getting replaced by a 390k was likely also at 380k.
maybe the way I need to explain it to you is that the demotion to class 5 number is the literal best class 6 being demoted, there are people far lower also being demoted at the same time.

>>534213909
I feel like at least half of the horses are addicted to garbage food. Every umas is going to end up becoming fat after they stop running.

>>534214292
Should be just less than 2 years I think

>>534208108
I love idols! Smart Falcons support card events are fun!

>>534214325
I must and might even swipe

>>534214039
not to mention the fact that when a horse's leg shatters, they'll try to distribute their weight on their remaining legs which they can't handle

are plain R cards ever worth using once max capped?

>>534213978
Will they check if I own a horse or if I pay the $500 will they just let me have a breeding time slot without asking questions?

Stop bullying the umas you cunt, what's wrong with you?

Teio I don't want to massage your feet

>>534214513
I need her now

>>534214507
How awful. I wonder who keeps sneaking chocolate into McQueens bento...

How the fuck you guys have so many carrots after rolling for Kitasan?

>>534213172
Pair Engines

>>534214773
Look at all these fun-sized girls.

>>534214507
horses are just fat fucks
they put oguri cap on a diet and the fucker ate his own bed

>>534214741
>Vivlos does that to your nipples nonstop

pulled her with taishin yesterday, enjoyed her more than i thought i would

do I benefit from this 10% Stamina growth when I do Power training?

>>534214843
The secret was not to roll Kitasan.

You have more fans than he does right?

>>534214843
Take one guess lmao
Fuck kinda question is that
Do you realize what game you're playing?

>>534214843
>kitasan
I dropped 30k carats on Teio, chud
But I dunno, I just played the game, got trophies, did events, got free gibs, and I'm back at 25k already
I cannot explain more than that

>>534214325
did they really nerf those massive titties for her swimsuit...

>>534214498
NTA but I kinda get it now. What are the class sizes supposed to be anyway? Is it supposed to be like a proportion of active players?

>>534214997
Get an ID.

>>534213172
Express shipping

>>534214843
gibs and monthly pack

>>534215013
Uma Musume Pretty Derby!

>>534214843
the rolling Kitasan black campaign was established by long time players to ensure they'd always have max cap kitasans to borrow

Dammit I messed up another Air Groove build because I forgot midway through the career I was going to make her a sprinter. Don't play while you're hungry unless you're mindlessly spark farming.

How many anons ITT will quit after CM?

Kitasan Nigger

>>534214843
You've got to have...money!

>>534214938
Yes

Hey guys are Arknights friends allowed in here?

>>534215071
Im glad people are waking up to Twin Turbo's charm
but shes MY wife

>>534214843
by purchasing an account with mlb kita already on it

>12 white sparks
>1* wit
O-okay...

>>534208654
People disliked it? I thought it was just people not liking it as much as S2

>>534215210
Only the min-maxxers and spark warriors, casuals are just gonna put their favorites in and hope for a miracle aka me

>>534212812
She looks so much better without that hat.

>>534215210
I don't even know what CM is and I haven't made an effort into finding out

>>534215068
Found the fanlet

>>534214507
not true

>>534215210
Why would I do that? I'm just vibing.

>>534214249
>little less than two months
wait WHAT

>>534215218
This reminds that my dick needs more black horses. Hishi Amazon is not enough

>>534213736
What's the best way to allocate stats?

Nuooooh

>>534215210
I'm getting carats either way, It's just nice to have goals to build towards.

Kitasan seems very easy to pimp, very dumb but obedient hoe, eager to please daddy

look at this horse

>>534214997
does bald streamer also into CM autism, having 50mil basically means his whole team should be all A rankers.
I don't think I could live down the shame of losing to this fagot.

>>534212506
Sweep Tosho won't eat her vegetables and tries to cast hexes on people. Absolutely brat behaviour.

>>534215356
This but with Winning Ticket
I had her 3 star unlocked on week two, posers need not apply.

>>534213029
everything i read sounds like they roll independent from each other (both when you get them during the career end and when you roll them during inspiration) so i don't think they dilute anything.
and all the G1 sparks are either 1 stat and 1 skill hint or 2 stats.
So a good 3* blue spark and however many white sparks RNG allows you to have sounds like the way to go.

>>534215071
When does Twin Turbo release? I always liked her design but then watched S2 the other day and she became my favorite retard.
Still salty that the anime drops her like a sack of bricks after she gets one (1) moment to shine.

>>534215501
Years away perhaps

>>534215601
ok virgin

>>534215330
Whislash is NOT an u-
wait
Whislash is NOT a Tracen Academy Student

>>534214507
my wife always get the kids meal

>>534215490
Not the trainee anon, keep it in your pants, her SSR card is what's coming out around the end of September
We have until April next year before we gotta worry about rolling Sweepy's playable version

>>534215605
Groovy

>>534214741
:3

>>534215398
Based
I though I was the only one that didn't know what these schizos are babbling about

>>534215330
there's a lot of akgfags in here I think

>>534215210
>don’t care for the max rewards
>can always buy carats and whatever
>but if I don’t get the plat title I’ll die

>>534214997
>have less fans than him
Give me one reason why I should do more than 3 runs a day after my borrows run out?
I already made a 9* stam 7* URA finale parent anyway

>>534215605
I like air groove but I don't really like her racewear design

>>534215296
thanks
I'm gonna give Teio a run with 3SPD 3PWR deck

Umm... Bros... Isn't this honse actually really really cute...?

Goodnight uma

>>534215912
Happy Cactus type uma

>>534208108
i am so ready to skip it

>>534213029
>>534215640
Yes white sparks just roll on their own independent of anything else

>>534215368
japs hate it because it followed the "Kitasan is at his peak" timeline and dumb burgers hate it because they can't relate to Kitasan's raise from nothing

>>534215330
NO friends are allowed in this general. We have more than enough with the twitter zoomers who haven't even watched any anime adaptation.

wait a fucking second tail held high is actually good. I thought it was meme shit but I just had an uma that could regularly activate it with generic mid-race skills and she did great. Is THH part of what makes gold ship strong, the fact that she has a mid race unique? End closers and late surgers tend to ramp up their speed during the mid-race as well

>>534215708
Why did they make Nothern Dancer a nigger?

>all this white
>medium 2*
>guts 1*
reeeeeee

>>534213172
my wife

>>534215668
We don't get her until 2nd anni

>>534215880
>less than 50m fans
>has a 9* stam 7* URA
I want you to explode even harder than the guy who got 4 SSRs last thread

>>534215504
Get to at least 600 stamina and +400 speed before tennosho

>>534214628
yes, the ones with good skill hints and events are. the secret upside to them is that since they have no main-quest event, your consistency for getting your other card's main-quest events skyrocket. with a full SSR deck, the chance of just not getting Super Creek's Swinging Maestro ends up becoming pretty scary, and R cards are the most reliable way to increase the odds of getting the ones you truly need.

>>534216065
The simple answer is that they didn't.

>>534215912
Ticketzo realllly cute

watched cinderella gray
sorry for calling your horse boring oguribros, she's good

>>534216065
bro that's Dancing Brave

>>534215912
She's the type of friend that could cure your depression irl

>>534216145
Meh getting sparks isn't that hard. I got my 9* power 5* ura at only like 20mil fans.

>>534216219
Awesome, thank you. I don't feel so dumb for uncapping them now. Time to dig in and find out which ones are best for leveling up.

>>534216135
>two years of being taunted by random appearances before I can get her

>>534214843
not rolling for umas and clearing out the single-time carats from things like stories and trophies.

>>534216293
s2 waiting room

Narita Taishin

Besides rainbow training does friendship level affect the stat gain from friendship? Like will a maxed out non-speed provide a larger bonus than a green one one speed? There's been plenty of times when a single friend rainbow was giving me a lower stat total than a stack of friends on a different stat

>>534216293
I like when she eats a lot and acts autistic. She is cute

>>534214741
>>534215618
>>534215778
what a cute dork

>>534216384
She gets two SSR support cards in the meantime
both Guts

>>534216093
at some point the white sparks have to outweigh a 3* blue spark, right? RIGHT?
Especially if you can get them on parents that reliably give double O. sure the start is gonna be a bit rougher since you don't get the immediate stat boost from the 3* blue spark but during inspiration at some amount it has to be worth it over the blue spark.
how much stats does a 3* G1 spark or URA finale give anyway?

I've gotten 4 speed, 1 wit, and 1 power 3* sparks in 20m fans lol

>>534215210
Almost none, because if you enjoy the game without CM, CM saying "here's decent rewards for free since you clicked the button like 10 times" isn't going to scare them off. I'd expect more people to burn themselves out trying to prep for CM than to quit because CM's results aren't good.

>>534216363
>5* URA
don't try to humblebrag with nothing to brag about, peasant

>>534216565
The twin turbo ssr is speed isn't it?

>>534208850
Boob size goes back to normal after the baby grows btw

>>534213303
The only uma in the anime that actually seems to put in 100% effort, collapsing at the end of her race.

>>534216598
lol I got 0 3* sparks in 20m fans

>>534216228
>>534216303
King Halo isn't brown albeit

>>534213172
MR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>roll for narita taishin
>curren shows up
you have your own banner!!!!!!

>>534208108
What website?

>>534216638
1 speed, out now
2 guts, out later
1 stam, months after she releases

>>534216747
goodbye halo had the dominan genes

>>534216293
CinGray Oguri is great, game Oguri is dude food lmao and objectively boring
The characterization of certain umas vary a lot between the different adaptations.

so
re
wa...

>>534216381
you want to uncap them either way since it's free carats on the uncap quest, you'll get plenty of extras to scrap in the future anyway. I haven't looked deeply into which R cards are the best yet but I know Rudolph is popular because of the debuff skill hints.

>>534215210
i made a NN thats mid and im gonna run 2 of my ok horses and not give a fuck, but i am dolphin so my stats are ok

>>534216947
notice that cingray isn't called pretty derby

Who is that really tall horse that is noticeably taller and bigger than the rest of the Umas I see occasionally in the races? I don't think she's an NPC jobber. I can't remember her other characteristics other than she's clearly stands out from everyone else on the track

heh
this looks like an easy win

>>534216585
URA Finale is great, G1s not as much with a few exceptions.

The thing about white sparks though is you get a 10% bonus to get a white spark for every legacy with the same white spark.

So normally if you finish a run with Maestro you have a 40% chance for a Corner Recovery spark, but if every parent/grandparent has corner recovery spark it's 70% instead (this also applies to URA Finale afaik).

What you do is build two legacies with shitloads of the same good white sparks, blue/red/green doesn't matter. Then you can start looking for a 2*/3* blue on a grandparent while using supports that give hints for the skills you have white sparks on, and finally do the same thing with parents that have good unique skills.

>>534216462
what the fuck is this edit

>>534217080
blocked

>>534217047
probably hishi akebono

>>534216615
>I'd expect more people to burn themselves out trying to prep for CM
can confirm that after 20 attempts at getting a decent parent, i just quit preparing. i'm just sending the highest stats uma i have.

>>534216293
CinGray is to Umamusume as The Dark Knight trilogy is to Batman

The only reason why she is good in the anime is because she's good in the game. Being good in the game makes her popular, which means that they get a big budget to fix her character and make her good in the anime.

I hate this game

Thoughts on stacy horses?

>>534217146
i don't speak a single bit of jap, besides rando weeb shit I picked up
but man, imagine having to listen to this fucker on a daily basis

>>534217080
wtf these feel like some pretty high stats for hopeful stakes

>>534214325
When is she coming to Global

>>534217272
you can just upgrade her spark later

>>534217274
I don't think any of these are a "Stacy"

>>534217272
why? This is pretty nice

>>534217249
Torena-san gets to fuck THAT???

WAI! WAI! WAI WAI!

>>534217327
that shit's like 2 years out maaan

>>534217206
>>534217301
nononononono
STAY AWAY NARITA

What deck do you use for your end closers?

>>534217146
>have to wait an entire year for my wife Ruby to get released
At least I can save up...

finally she's playable

>>534217086
>Then you can start looking for a 2*/3* blue on a grandparent while using supports that give hints for the skills you have white sparks on, and finally do the same thing with parents that have good unique skills.
So basically, you set up those two big legacies full of shared white sparks, so that when you finally roll a 3* using them as the parents, they'll have the highest chance possible to also get a ton of white sparks added into the mix?

>>534217542
When is her banner
I need her

>Smart Falcon
>Actually dumb

>worried about skirts blowing in the wind and showing her panties
>Wears race uniform with visible thongs

Vodka is so fucking shit. I don't remember the last career I did where the stupid cunt didn't get a million mood downs and jobbed races she should have easily won. DAIWA MY GOAT WOULD NEVER LET ME DOWN LIKE THIS BITCH

>>534217327
Upgrading only lets you add stars, it doesn't let you change the speed/pace to things that are actually useful.

post gyaru kino

>>534215605
Is it amazing?

>>534217670
take that back

>>534217675
shes a little slow please understandu

>>534217653
More than a year

>>534217730
having similar experience with miyano top gun today

>>534217086
what are the base chances of getting a race spark? because I'm always using borrows with URA finale in every parent/grandparent but I barely see URA finale in my final sparks

Smart Falcon
Espoir City
Transcend

>>534217730
Vodka is so fucking hot*

>>534217730
>DAIWA MY GOAT WOULD NEVER LET ME DOWN LIKE THIS BITCH
>Twintail troubles

>>534217647
Yep

>>534217146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGwIP2Texaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLHnqIZVFE

>>534217207
>>534217249
>>534217897
>looked her up
Yep that's her

>>534216998
TE
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OPERAA
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>>534217086
>The thing about white sparks though is you get a 10% bonus to get a white spark for every legacy with the same white spark.
ooooh, i was not aware of that.
so my first step should be to set up parents/grandparents with a set of white sparks i really want even if they are 1* and then worry about getting them to 3* later when i should be getting them a lot more often?

>>534217869
Not 100% sure but I'd guess it's 20% like white skill sparks

>>534209320
I was moved by Rice Shower's ass shots in whichever episode it was when the Teio concert hijack happened, like 9 or 10.

>>534217527
h-heh t-t-t---t-too easy

>>534218029
she's a big girl
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KOft4ZblfQ4

>>534217365
Only once.

i see the white spark psyop is starting to spread, good good

Rice shower's budding breasts

>>534218020
>that outfit in the 2nd vid
what the clown fuckery is that??

>Do a career run trying to get a 9* Stamina Spark
>”Ah fuck, I was 10 points short of 1100 Stamina, I’m gonna be pissed if it rolls-“
>Get this
So, uh, how useful is a 3* Speed/6* Stamina legacy?