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If you played Goldship and didn't get to finals A, what do you have to say for yourself?

You're rolling wrong if you aren't aiming for SSR Sweep.

>>539166725 (OP)
THE GOAT

>2-18 today
I already qualified for group A finals but fuck.

>>539166906
americans

>Didnt find almost a single whale yesterday and get 9/15 wins
>Today I lose 20 times in a row, full of S and A+ almost being S

What happened? did I lose the rng?

Who would be the best frontrunner parent from here? Other than the obvious Seiun Sky of course.

I definitely don't want to run Maya as a parent because then I can't use that to raise her but I still need to figure out who to make into my Groundwork parents.

>>539166950
I think gemini cup is just a rngfest meant to appease everyone. I went 0/5 and then 5/5 back to back at the start of today's runs. Kusoge

remember

American umas?

>>539166923
But that's a horse

What a B R A T

>>539167027
some anon said pasa for her unique

>>539167010
I already bought all the limited offer packs, do they refresh at some point?

>>539167027
If you want to save time you can use failed aces as parents if they get the desired sparks like groundwork. Suzuka and Mayano have great affinity with each other so after finishing one you can pivot to parenting the other next.

>>539166906
>j*panese pancakes
Can't do one thing right.

I don't think I'm making it to A Finals this time...
I keep getting 2 easy matches where I fucking squash my competition (8+ lengths, usually distance) then one match where she slips by a hair in the last 10m, then two matches where I just get raped.

>>539167027
If you are making a general frontrunner parent, look into affinity and uniques for the umas you want to run

>>539167008
>>539166950
Something is going on today, literal opposite from yesterday, the whales have awaken

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539167080
sniff sniff

My trainee got mad at me after she lost chanmi and raped me...
She'd grip my neck and yell that I trained her all wrong...

>>539166906
How do the burgers stay together like that in the basket?

>have a fucking insane run
>Cunt-san Black doesn’t show up
I’m gonna fucking shoot myself

Usable?

>>539167729
still making aces??

I stopped fucking around with NPC races and joined random public CM3 rooms. It's basically a coin flip - whale or fucking idiot

Bourbon is a lust provoking (You) machine

>people are barely hitting the stam and guts requirements for cm3 again
Am i going to have to use debuffers

>>539167291
No idea.
IF they do then it's like all other mobile games that refresh them on anniversary.

Keep in mind they eventually add more things to buy such as the "end of career spark reroll" pass.

HOLY SHIT I MADE IT
2/5
2/5
2/5
3/5
Rudolph locked in on the last batch of the race

>>539167706
>Fucking insane run
>No groundwork
lmao

>>539167789
I'm already in finals group A but I'd like something more consistent for my third ace.

Barely made finals.
Almost all 2-3 with Mayano Wedding 1200/1100 and Goldship 1100/1200 with long s. Been using my Taurus Nice Nature. Has Haru front actually been working for people? I didn't actually notice that many Haru front in my matches

the PROTAGONIST of modern day horse racing

>>539167851
grats bro

>>539167219
>That tummy

Would you personally nurse your sick trainee back to health?

>>539167706
Lacking groundwork and at least one green.
Great stats though, post your deck?

>>539167219
what is she doing in my room to begin with?

>>539167925
That’s not Almond Eye

>>539168024
guess who fucks her daily bro

yup another day sinking gold ships

I'm going to lose by distance in the A finals, I hope at least I get to run with someone from the thread since its garanteed victory for you anons, I have lost 20/20 today, I have no idea how yesterday I did 12/20

>>539168091
me

>>539166445
This turned out to be the strongest horse I've ever built [spoilers]but her skills are a total mismatch[/spoiler]

I just wanted to replace the Kingu in my sprint TT team...

>>539167806
True...

>>539167906
Grim that someone like you with 300 more total stam/spd i do on average is barely passing

On a high roll could get 2000 total stam spd at best. More on either side is just subtracting from the other

Guess i'll stay in B finals and then die from missing my procs

>>539168091
Yeah, me

>>539167692
Glue.

>>539167815
Just slap a cheeky Flustered/Subdued Front Runners on your squad

>>539168091
me

My Teio stinks

Special Wife!

>>539167851
YOU'RE WINNER
Now you can explode in the A finals with the rest of us

>>539167869
>S Mile, S Turf, Seiun Sky ult
>>le no le memework
Kill yourself

>>539168151
is this supposed to be a front??

tachy has sex with scarlet

>>539167806
How is her trainer not hard 24/7?

You just know the rest of your run is going to complete ass when you somehow fuck up the 8% fail rate training

>>539167934
I'm always torn between having her sit on my face or having her sit on my lap so I can feel that butt grinding on my crotch

>>539168151
>victoria vor plancha
>angling and scheming
yeah shit those skills are bricked as fuck. you can probably save it by running her pace even with B.

>>539168236
My Taiki is a cannibal?!

Shimadon

>>539168348
I completely fucked up and mismatched her inheritances so she has front skills with late aptitude

Bunch of 3rd placers in here.

>>539167729
It's funny how if I had this, I'd worry about lack of Turf S over Long S. I'd like some safety with that or higher power, but I dig this Tachyon.

>>539168337
you sound upset
its ok sis, maybe you'll get groundwork someday

>>539168491
Those are girls you fuck for fun but don’t date

>>539167729
No
No capped speed, 3 gold rec on her is a waste, no long S
Go again

>>539168495
I noticed you had winter runner... you didn't actually take that infographic seriously right?

>>539167956
Yes

>>539168151
>Retarded whales get stats that f2p gods can only dream of
What's the point of even trying, bros?

>>539168604
why are you like this?

barely made it!

>>539168632
She's not for CM. I was making a sprinter for TT to replace the one I made with my old cards, and she happened to gigahighroll to just turn out like this

>>539168648
They are retarded, so it's not particularly hard to outsmart them

>>539168661
I don’t make the rules

>>539168604
You're not fooling anyone with that, even the turbo-virgins ITT. 41% yourself.

>>539168383
>>539167934
>>539167484
PLEASE lose weight

>>539168640
Kita makes my heart melt. 15/10 true girlfriend material

>>539168397
I actually had plancha win me a run for my king today during testing. thats said im still going to run it back to try and replace it with shooting star

I can't seem to hit the stat requirements for CM3.
and this is with a lucky Winning Chakra hit from the Acupuncture lady.
I don't know how I was supposed to win Tenno Sho Spring w/o any stam skills (that I got for free)

>>539167964
I can get away with not having professor of curvature, right bwo?

>>539168912
did oguri try to eat him?

>>539168943
Teno only needs 500 or so stam in career.

>>539168803
Stats trump skills Anon. That King Halo will beat my TT King Halo 9 times out of 10 because I just can't even get close to that stat line.

>>539168431
I'm sorry to tell you this but everything, down to the clothing Umas wear, involves some kind of glue product. It's a rough world outside Tracen.

>wasted a borrow during CM
This is the last time I ever trust in McQueen to perform at all on career races. Even with 300+ speed, even with 400+ stamina, even with Focus, she still manages to find a way to lose a fucking Open and get blocked in Hopeless Stakes.
I mean how did that even fucking happen, I was watching the start, she took first place, I skipped to the last corner and she was somehow blocked and in 4th, and then managed to go all the way down to 9th. Stupid bitch.

>My designated jobber runs out of stamina then kills 4 people
I may be losing but at least the other guy losing the match is suffering

>>539168943
Shit's impossible unless you're a turbowhale. I'm going to start trying gutsmaxxing.

>I don't know how I was supposed to win Tenno Sho Spring w/o any stam skills
The stamina requirements for career stuff are low as fuck

>>539169095
>he gambled on the stakes
You only have yourself to blame.

>>539169004
Interesting, I assume full stamina sparks then? How did you get that wit without a card lol
Prof isn't crucial, but the lack of groundwork means you have to win the lead somehow mid race

>>539167925
Kitasan looks like she'd wear a fundoshi

>>539168902
her weight is perfect

Kitasan would look good wearing nothing

>>539169095
Should have used your voucher on Oguri.

The -3 mood nuke + practice poor for failing a training should might as well be a game over screen man. Why does Cygames feed on our suffering?

>>539169004
If you can confidently hit 1200 speed, swap King Halo out with Air Groove SR (For the groundwork)

are people really gonna be just running fronts and lates for cm3? kinda hard to believe

I'm the villain
Shitting on babies stopping them from getting into the finals
This is so much fun kek

>>539169171
You get that wit if you're training properly by never clicking rest unless you have to (6 times total, max, across career), and keeping energy always above dark green so you can always take any good rainbow. You click wit a lot to do this, naturally.

>>539169047
Not true tbdesu. I just ran her in a CM room and she got beaten up by this Oguri running End Closer

Can someone tell me why my score doesn't move in TT even when I win

>>539169373
Every CM for the next two years is 3 whale fronts or teams built to try and luck past that setup with stacked accelerations on end/late.

>>539169395
What kind of mega fag is this trainer?

>>539169224
Lewd...

>>539169095
The E stands for Eight as in the eight hours of sex I had with McQueen the night before Hopeless Stakes that caused her to job.

>>539169323
nvm I got +3 mood from recreation + claw so I'm back at square one, arigatou Cygenerous.

>7 points off of capped speed and 1.1k stam taishin loses to my daiwa because he has a single gold recovery and fizzles out at the end
not today, piggy

>Losing hope, nothing works
>Print an air groove with hesitant debuffs
>The crutch horse doesn't activate her gold regens or gets rushed then lightbeamed by debuffers
>Spend a second ticket
>Finally make it to A

>>539169359
No words can aptly describe my rage when the bank cancelled my credit card after autodeclining my steam wallet purchases and made me miss her banner

>>539169373
I'm running a blockushin and a late surger Tachyon and Grass Wonder

A top 150 /uma/ club is at 29/30. Quit your shitter club and get better gibs. This is your best bet anon. Quit your club right now and you will be able to join tomorrow.

>>539169171
It was half stam half power sparks, but Sky is stacked to the tits with URA finale on all three legacies, so I got insanely lucky. As far as wit is concerned, I wit whenever the rainbow training is ass, with only one rainbow. This also includes summer trainings, because a shit summer rainbow is just barely better than a normal rainbow, except more energy and no benefit of building training exp
>>539169421
I actually rest more than most, because if nobody is on wit, then to me that’s as big of a waste to me as resting

>>539169145
I did an open before hopeless, but she got second somehow so it wasn't enough.
THEN she died in hopeless.

>>539169015
Spe marked him

>>539169640
?

I committed a lovers' suicide with Still though

>>539169680
Name of the club?

>>539169095
don't bulli

>>539169373
I'm gonna be running a pace and two lates then losing in Group B finals

>>539168927
>shooting star
Victoria is decent for Late, but the problem is it can activate too late. You should get Pump and Slick Surge if you're playing late. Shooting For Victory is bad here because it only activates on the final corner, plus it's honestly more of a pace unique. If you don't want Ryan, you can do Maruzensky instead and pray that you don't hit the order condition too early which I think should be doable if you're playing late.

>>539169757
UmaDASH

>guy running front wedding bride mayano is also running front urara
holy shit people really just don't think do they

>>539169640
A Katekyo reference? In this economy???

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS RUN AHHHHHH

*Teios your path**

I think I might be in trouble with the next cup. My power cards aren't looking great.

>>539169949
MOM ANON'S WATCHING A STREAMER!!! MOMMMMM

is this a gaslight?

>>539169959
*breaks her leg*

i love watching my account not progress after two weeks of grinding

>>539169359
She looks like a dog

>>539169949
AHHH
>>539170025
Podcasts are great lil bro

>>539170005
>kept the band aid for no reaason
>no longer wearing titfuck clothes
jesas what a fucking downgrade

>>539170041
I DONT OWN SWEEPY AHHHH

>>539170041
Instead of Helios I would borrow Oguri and use the free wit card.

after two months of playing i'm noticing it's basically impossible to afford the gacha holy fuck the carat gain is so bad.

>>539170041
I have all those whale cards, but all of them besides Kitasan are LB0.

>>539169959
I would pick her up, smooch, and hug

>>539170085
You achieve progress by pulling though

SCHWING!!!

>opponent is running a front & pace daiwa
>my daiwa eats their front first and rockets
>they power & wit mog mine but she got there because my other 2 pace blocked her
lol lmao rng game

>>539170117
>Special Needs
Well that explains it. The only strange thing is you having had any different expectations, anon.

>>539170157
>1500+ from club
>1500+ from CM
10 months for a full spark :^)

>>539170149
That's a front runner deck, why would you use Oguri card?

>>539170041
I don't get it. So groundwork only procs off of green skills so green skills need to 100% come from parent inheritance or youre bricked?

>>539170157
Work for BlackRock

>>539170257
She blasted the last parent run I did with her though. If she had gotten a groundwork spark I would've been done parent farming actually

>>539169373
If i dont front next cm, who are my options? Uodka and grass and who?

>>539170345
Groundwork / Focus and it's also a good PWR card.

Euthanizing Teio

>>539169476
Still better than what I can manage. This is my best King Halo for reference; she's the runt of my team and I've been trying and failing to make a better one. For context I started during Bakushin's Legend Race.

>>539170157
$7 monthly gets you 20 pulls

>>539169373
pace rocket daiwa my beloved

>>539170463
If you're gambling for groundwork on ace run, you need to back to the mines. And there are far better PWR cards than her out there to BORROW.

>>539170469
yes Grass, you and your trainer are a married couple

>>539169095
At least it will make doing your dailies easier.

>>539170317
Just win bwo, I'll easily get 3k total carats if I win the finals

>>539170545
you'll be gambling for groundwork no matter what

>keep getting 2-5 placements with all my umas
>my Golshi is almost invariably 2nd, losing to a slightly better Golshi
How viable is it to just run 3 fucking Front Runners to try and wall that bitch (not gonna use debuffers)

stop posting ass wonder

For parent farming can I just skip G1s when I have an inkling they'll not win

>>539170670
Yeah, but through INSPIRATION. Not cards.

clock check /uma/

anyone on umadash able to accept my invitation, saw you guys had a space and trying to get in before the lock out period

I wonder if umas can't resist the impulse to impose themselves using their strength

>>539169640
Is this girl the most blatant "I want to bang my trainer"uma or is there a worse(better) one?

>>539170875
yes and I hope we get more umas like her

>>539170875
Yes. Just like the real horse.

>>539170521
wow what a steal...20 pulls a month...haha...
I really love the characters and the raising/roguelike gameplay loop but the gacha is making me burn out hard. I know every gacha game gets people like me that complain about it being "unfair" in the first months in the hopes of free gibs, but I just don't know what to do to make it more interesting.

>>539170041
none of them are bad cards.
sweep/king/bourbon/helios are all the best SRs for their type and the latter two have great skills for fronts.
>>539170391
ace training is stats first and hope you hit the skills you need along the way.

>>539170731
Why are you TALKING like THIS?

Yeah I'm thinking Mile CM is gonna be RNG

>>539163170
BAKUSHIN

>>539171093
>wow what a steal...20 pulls a month...haha...
Beats ZERO.

If you want more then whatever you spend gets you not one but thrice as much through daily pulls

Alright I'm queuing now, keep out of my way.

don't choke
don't choke
please Golshi...

>>539171148
>b+

>>539170157
Upward adjustments coming up next week.

>grass wonder tunnel visioning about maruzensky
>seiun gets ass mad if she wins, still gets ass mad if she loses
>king halo being an emotional wreck that's compensating for something
>special chud and her racist conquest
>and el condor pasa
Why is the mexican the normal one

Goodbye Sunday

Left or right?

Me and my Rice Shower

>>539170317
Keep in mind during Anniversaries you get free rolls and some events you will get more rolls as well.

>>539171451
Left

>>539171451
Neither but if I was forced then left, she at least has nice boobs

>>539171451
right

>>539171451
Palmer's and Pokke's girlfriends.

Reminder to roll for your waifu or at worst when you have to have a selector, get your waifu as well.

>>539171451
Hate sex with left over all the energy she took from my runs, no opinion about right.

>>539170469
I belong to another horse...

>>539171405
>gets ass mad if she wins, still gets ass mad if she loses

That's literally El tho.

>>539171451
palmer has sex hair and tits

does victoria la pancha and triumphant pulse trigger if you are at 1st place?

I know red shift does

>>539171651
when's the earliest selector so I can get Seiun Sky?

>>539169959
Bitch cucked me out of Seiun 4 times

>>539170434
Phew she got better after eating all 3 alram clocks
and also never got a groundwork hint so this better be some nasty 3* stam 3* mile or some shit

> You need to inherit groundworks, 3 greens, max speed and str, 600 stamina, 600 wit, 500 parent runs with maxed white sparks

No more. I've seen the light. This is maybe actually doable unlike the other bullshit.

>>539171451
Right.

Dober needs to stop talking like she's in a ASMR video

>>539171451
I don't know much about Palmer, but whenever I see her in racing outfit with her bare legs and all, something inside me just snaps.

>>539171870
That’s just how she talks

>>539171806
She is your wife
Seiun is a whore

>>539171803
I am going to say it's 1st anniversary. But someone who is playing on JP Servers should correct me if i am wrong. Also there is a universal banner in March of next year.

>>539171653
>"try to enjoy the vacation"
>she takes energy
>"maybe you should relax"
>takes energy anyway
What is her problem

>>539171747
yeah, no

>>539171451
>>539171519
>>539171923
I like both her racing outfit and her casual ojou clothes
The gap is nice

>>539169882
the 10-year bazooka's been trending lately for whatever reason

>>539171835
Is this the meta for MANT?

CM3 76191866

Another CM3 33416075

>>539172053
I love my wife

I got time to read over stories. Seiun Sky speaks faster than I thought she would

A third CM3 36678261

Vodka is giving me a blowjob right now

>>539170041
Is Dober really the new best wit card?

>life sucks, fucking bronze, fucking 3rd place,why is Teio so much better, I wanna kill my- OMG trainer, hi
Seek help

Yeehaw, Grass embracing her heritage

>>539172074
They say to just stack race bonus for MANT

Is she just autistic?

>>539172307
She's Fine Motion for non whales.

>>539172298
how are these filling up so fast, Gemini lobbies wouldn't even fill before the 15 minutes were up

>>539172414
Yeah

>>539172393
>Katana
She should stop being a weeb

>>539171939
Why 4 times tho...

I guess this is more of an upgrade over my other Maru parent build since this has three of the whites that I need.

>>539172508
Yuck

>>539172437
Fuck, I was too lazy to grind for her last copy.

Why is everyone building wit for CM3 and not power?

>>539171451
Pokke is too tight

>>539163369
This game is faaaar from casual
>Stories are locked behind gacha, instead of being free to sell you the character
>1 career requires at least 20 min if you know what you are doing, casuals probably more.
>half of the important events are pvp
>the other half are events that have minimal story and gameplay alteration
>No carry over and no 50/50, so you cannot just roll randomly or have guarantee until 200
Only JP can tolerate this kind of schedule

>>539172307
Better results, inconsistent performance
SR natie is more consistent but lower results but why would you? This is a high roll game
Also natie gives out energy from time to time, dober slurps your semen(energy) most of the time

Teio you're not my gf, I can talk to whoever I want

>>539172508
No more Pokke posting

>>539172487
just make your own lil bro

CM3 really has my balls in a vice. I've no idea what I'm doing or what is good. I've just been kinda winging it mostly "yeah good enough, that looks okay" and it mostly working out. Building for longs is so much easier. You just scoop up your maestro and literally whatever flavor of skill you want. Trying to target very specific things on characters then trying to get them handed down, or bringing a card with a hint you want and it never showing up is driving me to crazy town. It's only saving grace is the easy career.

Maybe there is still hope. Maybe there is still a way out of this mess. All I have to do is lose CM2 and just tell myself I'm quitting, then I can pretend not to care anymore as well.

>1
>3
>3
>2
I'm not liking the odds for finals...

>>539172597
but anon
CM3 baseline is already 1000 power

>>539172143
>>539172198
>>539172298
zamn came 2nd in all 3

>>539172597
>he didn't learn from gemini
Whichever horse didn't proc their stamina recovery or spurt lost. It'll be the same for CM3, but with different skills. Groundwork and their mid race velocity skills for front, idk what the fuck pace has, and acceleration for late/end.

>>539172487
Building a Gemini-worthy uma is harder on average than building Cancer-worthy uma. I am not talking about the top of the line minmaxed uma, but just an uma who hit the required stat.

>>539170001
>mlb heilos
>mlb bourbon
>mlb agnes
>3lb Biwa
>2lb Amazon

unless you pulling a jest you have most of the meta cards

>>539172392
>Seek help
That's what the Trainer is for

without running gold ship I lose to every good+ goldship there is

More CM3
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24813776
27691935
16603503
14355841

>>539172694
Good, goota gatekeep tourists

>>539173032
McQueen’s so slutty she makes Curren blush

Muh job

>no summaries
SOVLLESS. will not join

>>539173090
WHOA, on a blue board?

Should I run my air groove as front for finals to intercept Urara faggotry?

For a front parent should I honestly be borrowing Ines Fujin instead of Yaeno?

>>539173090
where's the bikini?

>>539172943
What I learned from gemini is that power is more reliable than accel skills

>>539173201
If you already have another source for THH, yes.

>>539171870
This but Grass Wonder

>>539173201
Well, Yaeno IS the defacto parent card.

is competition for trainers really that fierce? you got teams where there are multiple umas per trainer plus there's only like... a couple hundred umas in the twinkle series at a given moment

I love my wife McQueen even if she horribly loses in Hopeful Stakes with all double circles in predictions and wastes one of my daily borrows in hopes of making an ace out of her for CM.

>>539172963
I thought Amazon would be useless unless she was MLB. I know King Halo LB2 is poo since LB0 Suzuka has better priority. As for Bourbon, I got her spooked on Seiun's banner with my only 10-roll and was hoping to use her for this CM.

>>539173176
Grass you have Spe-chan already let me have El

why does mcqueen have weird eyes compared to rest of the cast

I regularly cheat on my wife

>>539173369
you can make a lot of decks with that lineup see:
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edit
or
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit

for examples and what skills you're hunting for each style

>>539173281
cute dog

>>539173450
We know Teio bro

I regularly cheat on my husband

Seiun Sky sure has a strong start.

/uma/ is infamous for gaslighting but is there anything you’ve learned here that has actually helped you?

>>539173267
It is. Though, only "people" who can hit 1000/1000/1000 reliably don't need accel skills.

>>539172873
Grass wife

>>539173514
links to datasheets

>>539173090
smooth and canon

Astonishing moves

>>539173514
Maruzensky is bad for CM3, that's all

CM3 lategamblers, are we planning to run Tickezo's Guts card for On Your Left or not?

>>539173514
how to spot a gaslight.

>>539173514
Seriru's videos are unironically good and informative, just have to use your brain to filter the ESLism.

>>539172597
Wit game is here. it's going to be about procing skills

Is the speed bonus from distance S just extra stats or is it a different multiplier?

ULALAAAAAA

>>539173682
It's 50 more speed that goes over the 1200 limit.

>>539173619
Pump + Red Shift + Slick Surge inherit + Furious Feat will be my gamble combo.

When I fap to Winning Ticket I cum so hard and fast. Is it love?

it was probably dumb for me to do the mile g1's for spark farming
i should just be running triple crown anyway
the problem is my mile g1 parents have 0 affinity with my older parents

>>539173619
No I don't have her

>>539173639
An ESL nip has no leg in the gaslighting race

>>539172848
I'm just doing it for fun and whatever are my best 3 umas by the time it starts i'm going with it

>>539173714
So it's basically a free double circle green skill?

>>539173805
>>539173714
Not 50, 10% so 120 if you hit 1200.

>>539173214
will pokke show me her panties

>>539173585
lol I remember this artists breakdown.

>>539173783
Fair. I guess it's not "learned here" since that guy's videos are outside of 4chan.

>>539173682
1.05 multiplier to your top speed which is comparable to having extra 10% speed stat

>>539173514
no, I'm just here to steal tl fanarts

>>539173329
Kyoto
Junior
Stakes

>>539173619
I will simply run ass wonder instead when I get more asahai sashes

>>539173885
How does 1.05x = 10%

>>539173514
Datasheets, Kitasan Black being an important Meta card, and also just enjoying the funny gaslight.

>>539173709
Why does that Haru Urara looks like she shouts "CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS"?

>>539171806
>complaining about being blessed with Teio's love

one of these anons is lying about S Distance bonus

>>539173598
I'm going to run her anyway. fuck it

You fucking brat bitch

I fell for the groundwork gaslight. It's shit. Pure shit. Nobody you meet will be using this, and they will win in spite of not having it.

>>539174068
Mutate her to late or end then she's viable.

so did they ever update the clover shop in JP or is it still literally useless and just 200 clovers for 1 roll

>>539174003
because speed stat vs actual velocity in races is not 1-to-1

>>539173709
Is she in Sumo now

Mambo

>>539174068
NFSMW for the Ps2, now that was a good game.
You could get the Gallardo but I did prefer waiting for the Murcielago.

>>539174081
this brat

Despite making up 13% of the Uma population, chestnutters are responsible for 52% of all violent crime

>>539174081
Correction

Grass Wonder looks creepy

>>539174081
She's literally a plank

>random mood down before debut
>quit and trash the run
Simple as.

>>539170720
bros help, is it viable to try and block an End Closer?

It's shocking the sheer amount of sloppa on X these days.

>>539174113
Doggy style

>>539174003
Because it's not a direct increase to your speed numbers. It's a velocity increase, like your skills.

>>539169882
The 10 year bazooka's been trending with uma artists with the hashtag #10年バズーカステークス if you wanted to see it. A literal blast from the past

>>539173457
Thanks!

>>539171259
This is taking advantage of the mentally handicapped

Does at what level does tucker max put the amount of points you get to level up facilities in the campaign? I can get the card to 45 through tickets and the upgrade gem. But I don't know if lv45 is worth it over borrowing

>>539174351
>Does at what level does tucker max put the amount of points you get to level up facilities in the campaign?

MAAAAAKWEEEEN

>>539174003
Diminishing returns on speed. 100-200 speed is stronger than 1100-1200. Distance S increases your top speed by 5%, not your speed stat. 5% top speed is~10% raw speed when it matters because you arent running a sub-800 spd shitter

>>539174351
It's some kind of machine code.

Don't worry 1200 stam + 3 gold bwos, you'll have your time to shine

This is probably retarded but does getting a skill with more hints or getting it earlier in career affect the likelihood of it getting inherited for sparks at all?

>>539174602
No it's just insurance against getting cucked by inspiration not giving you sparks

Rekt

>>539174579
does rain and heavy make you waste more stamina or what?

>>539174579
I think I'll call out sick during that one.

>>539170362
>>539170205
sniff

>>539174351
you just need her at 41, so having her at 3* is required. honestly you should just borrow her, if you managed to get her at 3 while digging for tamamo then that's a bonus but scenario cards always seem like bad investments

the trick to frontrunning career is that it only works if your uma has a unique that procs as frontrunner
or if she's golshi

i wonnered.... guess i cannot quit after this cm

>>539174526
I'm on my phone right now and the auto correct is correcting words as it sees fit even though they are grammatically correct. In any case stop being a complete faggot and read between the lines

>>539174579
Just run front Urara, bro. Don't need stamina if everyone runs like molasses.

>>539174351
fuck off clanker scum. I'm not improving your search algorithm for you

>>539174579
I'm going to run Tachyon with 4 gold, 1200 stam and 1200 guts in that CM.

>>539173514
Hard to say. Mostly it's a bunch of shit, but I've found a good infographic or two posted here. Notable useful things:
- CM Test rooms where people are somewhat competent and sometimes have interesting builds
- Gutschad making pic related which is something I was interested in trying myself

>>539174674
rain takes 50 stamina
and heavy 50 power

Urara kisses

>>539173598
Why is she bad? Because cars aren't allowed on the track?

>>539174487
So that's why my 1200 speed Opera O feels worse than my 1100 speed + long S Opera O

>>539174123
Unfortunately I think it's still the same with slight changes. I do wish they did change the Clover Shop and gave it a better overhaul

bwos

Hey bros. I took a bit of a break after getting Seiun. Is the shilling still for groundwork or has that been powercrept into obscurity already? Why was it such a big deal again?

>>539174123
you get a lot more clovers eventually because you can dust 1*/2* star pieces you no longer need for a bunch of clovers

>>539174734
You know you're the kind of person who wasn't beaten enough as a child when you add your worthless input where it wasn't wanted. Do everyone in this thread a favor and off yourself yesterday

>>539174913
Everyone just running Vodka.

Man I thought I had a really good Goldship run but in the end I barely got over 1000 speed and nothing else.... I got spurt, long S, cooldown, curvature but it was just barely not enough. Not sure what went wrong other than just not getting better rainbows :(

Hey what’s the pixiv tag for yandere/abusive umas? Apparently there’s one entirely got Teio?

>>539175014
Go home???

>>539174286
Cute and nice smelling butt

>>539170462
El Creatura

Didn't get mile S, and statline isn't too great, but I think it's alright for my first run

>>539174173
>most wanted is a certified boomer game
I don't feel so good fellas

Was working on something for TT and groundwork parent but it high rolled I don't think I can make this again

>>539174323
cool, I'll check it out now
>sega saturn
was there ever a segata sanshiro trend with diamond? I don't think there was, but I feel like there should have been

>>539174286
Some of them are good

I miss when it was all about BAKUSHIN. People are finding their umafus...

Since Groundwork is apparently the skill to get for the next CM, how much sense does it make to include an SSR Oguri Cap card in my deck and just get the skill from there?

>>539175042
I could have gotten Go Home or Breath of Air but I only have so many skill points.

>>539174824
Her ult usually triggers at the wrong time if you run her front. I'd say run her pace and you might luck out but pace is in a bad spot next cm too.

>>539175161
That's a cute Bakushin the artist also draws porn

Mentally ill unitedstatian umas...

>>539170462
>Pace
El Condor Pasa
>Late
Ryan
>End
Any of them

>>539175042
Also to clarify, I already have a better Golshi

>>539166880
Im aiming for the Uma Sweep

>>539175161
I still believe in Bakushin supremacy.
...Rarely ever do runs with her anymore though, so I don't bring her up much, since CM has kept me in Long/Med hell for over a month.

>>539174701
Ye I know that investing in scenario cards is generally speaking really bad, but while I do have a really great deck for medium/long I'm seriously starving for mile/short/dirt cards so I was thinking of getting tucker up so I could start borrowing other cards. Maybe it's best to just wait for the next scenario.

long cap is long

>>539170764
Somewhere between 132-135, build up a reserve again from the 110s after retrying to win for URA sparks during CM2.

Great granddaughter vs daughter

>>539174096
because its harder to do than easy goldshit

>>539169810
ive found a decent Majiro parent so ill give it a go

is changing gears a good skill
or is it basically just curvature/beeline burst

I ranned stinky nature in CM1
I raneed front urara in CM2
I will going to rouned blockushin in CM3

>>539175161
I'll have to farm bakushin for this CM

>>539175173
It's better to max str than to have groundworks at lower str. So, basically depends on what kind of gambling you want to do. Of course 1200 speed + 1200 str + groundworks is ideal, but it's harder with worse decks

Which is better for my last day of open cup?

>>539174184
Involving umamusume to this event is kinda twisted and disturbing... but I will not question the creativity freedom of the artist

>>539175487
BASED BASED BASED FROGPOSTER

Dude just threw every red skill he could on his urara, what the hell
I'm starting to be impressed he even managed to farm that many unique skill hints

>>539175290
Who the fuck names their horse Granny

>>539175459
Curvature > Changing > Beeline

>>539175612
mating with this uma

>>539175606
>trick (front)
lmao

>>539175173
The Oguri card is gambling even moreso than usual, it has too many skills to try and pluck groundwork from it on an ace run. Though if it's one of your better power cards anyway I guess you could hail mary it?

>be me
>seal clubbing opens with full frontrunner team
>sitting on a 58/60
>extremelly worried for the final because I lost twice to pace chasers with 1000 spd that poped one gazillion recoveries

It will be okay, right? I don't need to remake my rudolf to shit on pace chasers, right?

My Emperor (wife)

>>539175723
>60
Why aren't you running all your races? If you're stomping you should get back your carats invest.

>get blocked in the semifinals 3 times in a row
fun

>>539175554
Quite the exquisite gaslight you have there mhmmm
>>539175587
Right is probably better. More stamina and a much better inherited unique

>be poorfag
>this have been all my participations during this cm
>no qol to make the experience easier
>no gibs to not be stomped by everyone else
Yeah I'm fucked. See you never bros

not a single win in round 2
can I uninstall now

>>539175554
The simulator isn't factoring in that only one person gets to have angling and scheming, which is why groundwork is going to be better for you than power (I don't know how or why we're comparing the two.

>>539175173
The problem with that strategy is oguri's hint drops are crap. You're looking at maybe 1/10 runs to get both Mile S and groundwork if you do that. You'll get there eventually, but legacies are going to be the more efficient way to grind out an ace if you can put in the early planning and effort.

>>539175591
I didn't miss El Condor Pasa's Legend Race and I still don't have her at 3*. In fact, I had to unlock El Condor Pasa through her legend race.

>>539175801
I've been reformating my team every 5 races, only my mcqueen came out so perfect I haven't changed her, she only lacks right hand in excahnge for less power

>on your left is only on the tickezo guts SSR
Do I really need to run this on my ace deck? I guess I could settle for an inherited slick surge

>hmm, I'll do a 1 pull for the night and call it quits for now
>oh neat a gold
>it upgrades to SSR
>Kitsan Black

FUCK.
This would almost be worth celebrating but that's my first one ever found.

>>539175982
Having one guts card isn't too bad because you want to hit 301 guts for the hidden threshold

>>539175906
Same bwo.. Even after rolling for Seiun she never spooked me so I'm still at like 60/100. Gonna have to use statues.

Is there a list of who's roommates with who?

>>539175982
simply run the GOAT grass wonder and potential 5 her instead

Not a single day goes by where I don't regret not rerolling for MLB Kita and using my day 1 trash rerolls because I fell for the "le sovl" meme

Does running a horse in a low grade style affect their wit, or does it not matter outside of specific skills.

Golshi snatches the last win from McQueen by a head.

>need mihono and maybe ssr falcon in deck
>or maybe yaeno muteki
>need redshift, angling and scheming, pump iron, shooting for victory, triumphant pulse, divine might, teio step
>have to remember to borrow a groundwork seiun sky
>need mile S
I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

>>539176116
went 17/20 today, is everyone sandbagging?

>>539175689
It's just a solid card to run if you happen to have mutliple LB of it or somehow aren't borrowing something more important, more for end/late though since Furious Feat is a hot commodity this cm.

>>539176140
bro just "main" one style as the kids say

>>539176140
Bwo your 3 green skills?

This game is way too unfriendly for us normal employed people. Anyhow, any tips for the next CM? I already gave up on this one.

>>539176140
are you making a front? why would you want pump and shooting?

I need coins.
Do you get the same amount of money by career or do you get paid by race? Please respond.

>3/5
>2/5
>1/5
>4/5
>2/5
>3/5
>3/5
>5/5
23/40 means my finals is a coin toss. winning is literally determined by the gold recoveries activating and spurting

>>539175982
Furious Feat is better than On Your Left because it has a longer duration, so if you're going to miss a gold for a white, it's better to miss OYL

God damn, I was really hoping for at least a 2* spark but what do you think, is this usable?

>>539176256
front (and pace) wants shooting because they will meet all of the conditions just by existing, the problem is that being restricted to final corner can make that skill bad like in cm3

>>539176295
You get 200 coins per race and 10000 coins from career win.

>>539176082
No one says this

>>539176295
You get money from the fame level at the end (10k max at the end of a run) and from races themselves (200+)
Spark farming is the easiest way desu

>>539176161
idk but I didn't think no long S would be viable at all coming in.

>>539176372
>>539176410
Thanks bby.

>>539176362
front doesn't want shooting because you need to be at least 3rd place to proc it. If you're 3rd as front, just give up lol

>>539175525
Ace, right? No that dumb """Blockushin""" meme that ebin youtubers are blaspheming about, right?

Is today my last chance to make it to grand finals A

Thoughts on this deck +MLB Kita for a late surger for CM3?

>>539176249
I play at work because I have a lazy IT job and spend maybe 1-2 hours a day max doing anything important. One of my co-workers plays too, we basically just shoot the shit about uma until the day is over

>>539176440
There's going to be like 6 fronts per race in CM3 lil bwo. Someone has to be 3rd

>>539176415
>oh nooo I didn't get S distance and I only have 1200 speed
explode

What's your course of action, toreiner-san?

>>539176487
i was briefly considering bakushin but she's got a million goal races

imagine bragging about winning in open league
pathetic

>>539176521
no, you have to build your front to be in a position to proc angling

>>539176440
if you're running triple front, one of them will proc it. don't tell me you're running solo front?

how/where do I get a wife like this

>>539176548
Sky High into Teio of course

>>539176548
Send her to the infirmary. That's got to have broken a bone or two

>>539176487
Ace I'm afraid. I did heavily consider the Blockushin as it should work, but to make it work you're better off making a Bakushin that can win.

>>539176498
creek out
daitaku helios in
borrow kitasan
Given your LBs though I'm guessing you won't be able to hit anywhere near the stats you need with a wit card in there

someone please stop me from wasting my carats in trainee rolls instead of cards

>>539176575
>your front falls to 3
>shooting activates
>accelerates to 1
>procs angling
yeah?

>random event before summer
>slacker
well.... rip....

>>539176570
Whales need to feel good about themselves somehow bro
If their temporary e-peen keeps them from killing themselves let them. That'll make the eventual downfall even funnier.

Odds I oguri my cap
Evens I grass my wonder
Dubs I put up with el pasa's screeching

tits too big

>3/4 Kitasan SSR
>3/4 Vodka SSR
I'm fucking losing it, I don't have anything to put on my borrow slot and the most daily friendship points I've ever gotten since the launch was like 70.

>>539176639
nta but would people use my MLB Helios for this CM if I swapped it in? I have an MLB Gaylo currently that gets maybe 1-3 borrows a week if I'm lucky.

>>539175887
>>539176570
sex

>>539176771
Nigger dw about it
I have MLB Creek and barely get 70-90 points daily
Nobody wants to follow me

Which one is better to run at the finals?

>>539176529
>gets run down by 1k speed end closers

>>539176801
don't fuck your daughter

>end up with a 7* stam dirt falco parent
Fuck
Do I keep this one or should I train until she gets either 2 or 3* on stam or power?

>>539176786
There's a possibility, but honestly I think the general playerbase just doesn't understand the value of SRs. The moment I got MLB Kitasan and swapped it in I started getting multiple borrows a day. Casuals just want to borrow the shiniest SSR they can. Try it, though.

>>539176771
Thanks for reminding me to update it, put my MLB Helios, lending SRs is better than non MLB SSRs.

Dober is cute

>>539176849
She's my daughterwife

>>539176529
> Running any CM with less than 1200 speed
U wot m8

>>539175887
>Giving up because you made it to round 2 and lost
Strongest willed McQueen poster.

>>539176839
I don't mingle with B grade Trainers

>>539176521
It's irrelevant either way this cm because it doesn't trigger at the right time. It shouldn't be useless on front since it gives the same bonus as angling meaning you can even use it to help catch up to first right after the spurt on some tracks, but there are a lot of conditionals attached to that scenario.

>>539176498
> Creek
Just use stamina parents dude, why are you wasting a slot? Running a wit card is questionable too but maybe you can make it work (I couldn't)

>>539176951
I only have her faggy dress version

>>539176487
The point is to deny the other front runner’s Angling activation.

Meaning you’ll be pumping in front runner skills anyway and go for high wit anyway. If you have stamina sparks, then there’s a good chance she can also win

>>539176978
I've never lost to a conditional.

>>539176926
If you prioritize Speed over Stamina even with 3 golds you're fucking retarded.
And if you mean you can consistently hit 1200 speed AND 1200 stamina then you need to fucking explode.

Bratty mares need stallion cock correction

>>539176926
she does ok

>>539176849
>McQueen
>Daughter
What?

>>539176690
First place procs angling at the same time you proc shooting, meaning you'd have to be in third place but behind by a very small distance and also have more power or another acceleration skill in the tank in order to catch up in time for angling to do anything.

>>539177047
I don't have her at all
Your fucking point?

>>539176498
Change creek for another speed/power card.

>>539177041
>Just use stamina parents dude
hahaha..............................

>>539177073
> Noooo you need 1200 stamina even with 3 golds!
They never fucking learn. Thanks for the easy wins staminamaxer.

This is my wife btw

I have a secret TT tip
Put Curren Chan and Mayano Top Gun as your aces of different categories (e.g. Curren on your first slot of miles, Maya on long). Before you start a race, there is a chance you'll see them bounce a comment between each other before the set starts, and it's super cute. That's all

>Can't train Rice for Mile because of the shitty Tenno Sho stamina check
Fuck this shitty game

>>539177129
then you wouldn't understand

>>539177171
Do you not have a 7* stamina uma?

Narita Brian kisses

>>539177229
You need 600 stamina for this mile, that's enough for Tenno Sho.

For what it's worth I ran into a guy using Blockushin today and he annihilated me. I'm not sure how much she really contributed to the victory but she was a factor

We need a Cinderella RED anime

>>539177263
hahahahaha..............................

>>539177121
No one would get hard at this

>>539172694
>Stories are locked behind gacha, instead of being free to sell you the character
First 4 episodes you can read without rolling