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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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SUPER CREEK BANNER WHEN

Think fast, chucklenuts

>>534828573
SOON

i've... been building my cm ace in golshi mode...

squeezing oguri's pudge as she rides you cowgirl

Which Uma should I date if I'm to feel like a maiden in love?

What's inside her belly?

I have to pick 2, in GENERAL. Ignoring skill who is better? amazon and helios?

UOOOHHHHHH TT

RELEASE THE FUCKING BANNER
LET ME SPEND MY GEMMIES

Reminder to pack up your Nature with End Closer debuffs

>>534828707
Yes

>>534828747
You have a gambling addiction...

>>534828697
my child

Spe love

Dacchis have a couple free spots in the club. There is no set quota but you have to be actually playing the game and not just slack off all month.
Also request shoes every now and then.
We were A+ last month, and will propably keep it this month too.

Just drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join. Biggest manwhores get the spots.

>>534828756
there's no way to counter end closers because they can dodge nature's gold debuffs

turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife

>>534828663
Chudly!

>>534828707
biwa has alot of energy drain events so not her
hishi is good for end
helios for other stuff

>>534828707
amazon and biwa

>borrow run
>fast learner procs
>suzuka proceeds to fail every sub 5% fail training
This game is such a scam.

>Mejiro ranch group disbanded in 2011.
I wonder what kind of dead-end job McQueen has to work at after living a life of luxury.

Are there any good actual Narita Top Road pictures where she's stealing a trainer from another uma?

Proposing to Rudolf using a pun!
Marrying Rudolf!
Having Teio was Rudolf!

>No training events or anything worth doing
>energy at 75%
>Check race list
>Hopeful Stakes
Don't mind if i do.

>>534828504 (OP)
BIG

Strongest musume

I love Daiwa Scarlet the most! The number one!

28145596 cm test room

>>534828663
>>534828672
Work hard cause you're gonna have 12 umakids

>>534828707
>waiter! waiter! more energy bombs please!
i wish i never invested in biwa
though her high training effectiveness is good when she decides to fuck off to speed training with kitasan

>Farming 3 stam spark
>1100 Stam Teio
>Fail on the last career goal because of low speed
>1 star guts

I love Suzuka, she's like a dream

>>534828980
What was the pun

>>534829068
>registration ended
ffs, at least make a summary

>>534829069
Retiring at a farm in Hokkaido with Spe and children

>>534829048
I just failed a run with her for the first time...

>>534816931
An hour late because of my bus, time to soothe my soul a bit.

ummm okay so i have 1.2 mil gold now where is my 1.2 mil sp???
gold chud???? cygenerous????

if I don't MLB creek within the next seven hours I will kill this account and then myself
it's really that simple

Hello? Is this the horse pussy general?

>>534829069
>hag/mother spe
>that hair and outfit
i know like special retard(mother?)!

Do the inflated stats in golshi mode show up in other umas or are they also hidden? There is no way my 700 speed 550 stamina bakushin only won by a neck with a 450 speed 400 stamina nishino flower

Do I just use this now with the new banner coming later today?

>>534829351
>>>/mlp/

>>534829313
do all the missions

what are my odds of mlb creek from 200 rolls (including spark)

>dia in anime has a loving relationship with kitasan
>OMG SATONO ISLAND SHE WANTS TO FUCK TRAINERS FORCED MARRIAGE SHE'S GOING TO RAPE YOU
Cancer.

Digitan LOVE

>>534829431
>doesn't show up

>>534828504 (OP)
That son of a bitch. You can see it in his eyes, looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes in pure ecstacy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever, her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with thick, meaty smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch.
>inb4 180cm

>>534829109
She's the best

>>534829472
the anime is not canon little bwo

>>534829394
>worried about 1 (one) single pull

>>534829472
I can post about raping her if you want me to bro

>>534829472
>>>/reddit/
>>>/faggot/
>>>/discord/
>>>/lgbt/

>>534829545
That pull could be a super creek.

>>534829048
based

>>534829609
>>534829608
Kill yourself.

Casual cm 88654146

>>534829542
Everything is canon.

43% failure is 57% success, ain't it?

>>534817259
wtf man

digitan in danger

>>534829394
yes. daily + free is going to be 20 pulls if you make sure to use them all on super creek. thats huge for getting your spark bwo

>>534829472
This is what being desilusional looks like, the lack of human contact and not having real friendships nor knowing how a real friendship between women who are actual friends work.

The anime does not have the same trainer character that the game, Satono diamond is heterosexual, get over it sister

>>534829675
>18
retard

>>534829670
Satono Diamond is BUILT AND MADE for my MMC (medium mexican cock)
stay ANGRY faggot

Fuck Narita Taishin, all my homies hate Narita Taishin. Bring out the Falcon banner NOW

>>534829781
digitan RAPE

>>534829472
you're trans

>>534829716
your yuri delusion certainly aren't

>>534828836
I'm on cooldown but here's my ID: 646787861549

>>534829675
>18
but okay ill join

everytime I read a new uma story I fall in love once again, I not gonna make it...

>>534829675
Casual CM is like saying Casual Ranked competitive

>>534829764
Bahahaha

>>534829783
NTA, yes as in roll now or wait?

>>534829824
Bitch you can just press start at 9...

Anybody can once again share the picture of top deck builds by distance? I forgot to save it.

Chevacchi is a BOYuma!

One spot open.
No monthly quota.
Just be active and request shoes.
Apply or reply with your ID.

>>534829831
>Fuck Narita Taishin
I was following up to this part, then you lost me.

KIMI NO AIBA GA

you want to win that sprint G1?
it would be a shame if you came in 2nd...

>>534830004
weight

Teio!

remember that 90% of uma musume players are heterosexual males and that is sourced to actual polls.

>>534829920
>yuri out of nowhere
The only one delusional here is you.

I love it when goos shit happens on bad runs

>cuma died because its daichou didn't pull kitasan black
Which uma club will die because of the super creek banner?

Am I doing this wrong or are the odds really this shit? I need three creeks to MLB

>>534830005
retard, that means there's 9 NPCs

3 more....

>>534829934
I just finished Air Groove. Besides the part where her mama visits, she's mostly a cunt.

>>534830094
>>534829789
being dominated by Flower is something else

Kitasan offers you banana
would you accept?

>>534830094
>COMING UP ON THE OUTSIDE IS NISHINO FLOWER

I won't make it. My F2P journey hits the wall. Eaten by whales.

>>534828707
I've gotten the most rainbows with my bestie Helios. Only downside is the Sympathy hint.

We're getting nine free rolls on uma banners starting from 11 august 22:00 (so the same as banner for Smart Falcon start)

>>534830134
Break a leg!

>>534830146
yours is next

I'm on Episode 9 of Season 3 and their dynamic between Kita and Dia is gayer than if they just scissored every night. Idk how it works.

>>534830035
would you kiss a homie?

>>534830349
source?

>>534830146
I refuse to believe there are trainers among us who haven't pulled a single copy of creek, even when dumping their load all over Kitasan.

>>534830207
It's casual....

>>534830143

You know what the problem with yuritards is? They cannot coexist, they have to force their headcanon to the rest.
You could take yout subtext umaxuma desilusions and enjoy them, you could take your female trainer x uma canon content and enjoy it while ignoren the also canon fathers and male trainers, but you need to impose and belittle others that do not like that, that's your problem lil fags.

>>534829476
What she doesn't realize is I'm also sniffing Digitans panties!

Dia and Kita were made for each other simple as

>>534829109
Patrician taste.

>>534830398
Why did they have to stick her with S*tono Crown?

can I just hold on to the daily free roll for when the creek banner drops?

>>534830405
Dumped 150 on Kitasan, no Creek or Kitasan.
Didn't reroll, no regrets.

>>534830306
Only if she chews it up and spits it in my mouth like a momma bird

>>534830417
Maruzensky has a 10% winrate in the CM rooms here

>>534830417
stfu don't tell them

>>534830402
Go to notices (or whatever it's called the letter thing and read Gold Ship event description).

>>534830342
>Got to class 6
Time to sit back and relax with my Umas until there are more rewards

oh sweet I got this career in the bag
>unblocked symboli rudolf curving out the corner in he back of the camera view and is hitting about mach 5 speed
oh well

>>534830467
my wives

>>534829394
>didn't know supercreek banner was later today
>used daily free pull on current SSR banner
>wasted my luck
FUCK

>>534830448
Literally a (you) issue. Have fun with your imaginary oppression olympics.

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR

9 slot supersuper casual A-rank CM: 60227037

Whales and dolphins stay away

>>534829992
This ain't fightans, not like you can practice for it...

>>534830179
Youtuber math says this:

>>534830405
I sparked Kita and that was my only copy
I have no Super Creek

>>534830515
do we tell him?

>張り切って行こう!
>張り切って行こう!
>張り切って行こう!
this is the rest of my career

funny how Fine Motion was the core reroll target before SC on release and its literally nowhere to be seen now

LOOOOOOOOOOOL THEY ARE ROLLING ON SUPER CREEK TO GET A 2lb SUPER CREEK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>2lb sweep
>3lb eishin
>3lb helios
>3lb tachyon
GOMENASORRY SEUIN SKY IM GONNA DROP SOME PULLS ON MOMMY CREEK...

>>534830637
MOVE YOUR MOUSE

>>534830398
I hate this bitch so much. Her fake shy girl act pisses me off. I’d punch her in the mouth and give her a reason to act like that. I hate her so much.

>>534830035
>>534830398
HOLY FUCKING CUTE!

>>534829934
There is not a single uma I dislike.

>>534830179
0.0075 anon, you missed one zero.

>>534830417
I've never seen a single person make a pace maker maruzensky, or they didn't manage to place top 3 so I mentally blocked her out completely.

>>534830689
I mean I still use her for all my pace chasers

>>534830608
I'm not in the minority sis, I'm fine, unlike yuritards on other social media.

Please continue this thread. You are not being observed by the Satono family at all.

>>534830692
im upgrading my 1lb creek to MLB actually

>>534830689
It's gonna be real funny when the 3rd CM drops and everyone will be looking for Fine Motion for the next year and a half until CB comes out.

>>534830715
Women post in /uma/?
LONDON?

Which way white man

>>534830405
at 200 pulls at 0.5%, 40% of players would have pulled zero kitasans. the gacha rates in uma are absolutely horrid, especially since you need multiple copies, but you don't truly understand how bad they are until you experience it yourself.

Kitasan and Diamond sleep with plushies of each other but are still somehow only a fraction as gay as McQueen and Teio are. The yuribait in the tv anime is crazy

>>534830417
>E rank pace chaser affinity

>>534830828
>social media
You should stay there.

>>534829934
Only Nice Nature does this to me so far, all others are comedic and plain unrelatable

All the Yuritards do here is spam art. It only becomes a stink when the selfinsert-fags show up (typically when it's morning in SEA)

>Out of nowhere, fags get uppity again

Will they melt once satono diamond releases and they can read her gushing over her trainer? Or they just don't play the game?

>>534830689
I still can't believe newfags got baited into thinking Fine Motion is anywhere near core

someone has this version but with Digital?

>>534830948
higher view video is more correct

>>534830756
Even Yukino Bijin?!

>>534830948
Irrelevant, I don't have 30k
I really need to improve my support deck though.

When you train a PvP uma do you spam every G1 or do G1 when no rainbow?

>casual CM
>someone brings 2 debuffers

>>534830960
Kita and Dia share their boyfriends

>>534831012
i got a feeling you are from indonesia

>>534830618
>ywn have sex with Maru in her lambo while listening to Tatsuro Yamashita
why even live...

They're here.
Remember everyone, look as abhorrently unsexy and repulsive as possible.

Unless you'd like a one way ticket to YOU-KNOW-WHERE.

>>534831085
Depends on whether you need skill points or not.

>>534831012
This thread went to shit when a yurifag posted this out of nowhere tho? Anything to hide anon? >>534829472

>>534831048
>デジトレは体重をそこまでかけないように後ろから覆いかぶさるので、デジたんは暖かさを感じつつも優しさも一緒に感じてます。手も優しく覆いかぶせて握るので、顔が見えなくても安心。

>>534830960
They barely interacted with each other compared to Teio and Mcqueen

>>534831085
You do exactly as many races as you need for the skill points you need. You don't care about fancount or sparks, so you only do races for the skill points.

Alright bros, post them!
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=no-npcs

>>534831104
>i got a feeling you are from indonesia
your ESL verbiage gives you away

Who is this
Why is she here
Why does she have a gun

harikitte status: ikou

>>534831012
How many dogshit opinions have this image attached to it?

>>534831012
I wouldn't mind the art spam if at least it wasn't AI.

>>534831023
she is core but only at mlb

>>534831186
based, thanks anon

>>534831012
is this yurifag art

TOREINA!!!
YOU HAVE TO FUCK MCQUEEN NOW. SHE'S IN HER PRIME, SHE JUST WON THE TENNO SHO, HER EGGS ARE READY, AND SHE'S EVEN IN HEAT.
THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE RESTS WITH YOU.
DO IT NOW TOREINA, STICK IT IN AND BLAST YOUR SPERM.

oh you wanna see fucking yuri? well i got some fucking yuri for you here
x rated

>fails training 4 times in a row with perfect condition that have less that 10% failure rate and has at least 2 rainbows
>somehow perfect condition didn't go away
>constantly places herself at 3rd
>fails training 1 more time
>practice poor
>immediately triggers slacker event after
Goldship
Please work with me

>>534831017
yuritards have the game finally in english yet they still won't touch it because it goes against their delusions, just look at Daiwa and Vodka both being extremely into the trainer yet troons refuse to accept it

>>534830948
Saving for Seiun Sky, sorry

>>534830650
bestow your knowledge on me

I HATE END CLOSERS SO MUCH

>>534830405
I MLB'ed Kitasen in 200 rolls. Not a single copy of creek nor fine motion here. I also got 0 rolls because I been yolo rolling every 10 pull soon as I get it into horses to build up my roster and make 3 stars. Forever dependent on borrowing MLB Supercreeks from whales.

CM test - 81932491
Bring your honses.

>>53483129
nyo

>>534831293
If the characters face the camera it's automatically not yuri
>the whole game

>5 milyun fans
I'm tired, hoss......

where is supa creek...

>>534831293
only if you can't read, don't know them or are delulu enough. So yeah if you are a yuritard.

>SCHIZO posting is back on the menu
FUCK YEHA LETS GO! TIME TO DESTROY THREADS!

Fuji after race paizuris

> Win a career by switching uma to front runner (F)
> Now that's the uma's default when using it for any other mode
Any way to change this?

Those 1100 points were enough

>>534830716
>early January
>Christmas date
Huh?

>>534831276
good luck rolling for 4 more copies or wasting your sunstones lol even Daiwa is better

>>534829308
Thank you, anon. I hope the rest of your day goes well.

>>534831293
no cause they are cheering my dick to raise for the 17th time

>he got bullied out of "social media"
Poor guy.

>witlet Golshi
NYOOOOOOOOO

>>534831235
your obsession with sea gave it away bwo

>>534831480
how tf did her owners approve this design

top secret
do not look without permission

>>534831506
Aww that's cute, the eskimo sisters are kissing each other now!

>>534831504
1/10, must be a troll post.
>>534831332
5/10
>>534831231
5/10

>>534831528
They are orthodox

>>534831504
Are you a shoujo protagonist?

>delulu
SEA term

>>534831231
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/xF4gNwr7nM04mJFnA4Em

>>534828836
535527044109
My random esl club I joined when I started just kicked me out probably cos I didn’t join their discord please let me join

>>534831419
One spot (3 honses) left for CM testing - 81932491

>>534831631
DO NOT TOUCH MY YURI AGENDA

Her heels
My throat

>>534831017
>>534831343
They never engage in this kind of discussion, like if their existence depends on pretending this is not canon content kek
It's either personal insults or desilusions about female friendship and the so called "subtext"

>>534831645
what about mine? only released umas btw

So for the yuri umas. After I got Queen and Teio, who should I save for?

>>534831602
because it is not that lewd officially

>>534831251
>replacing coach instead of rochelle
ngmi

>>534831480
I still can't believe my eyes when those BREASTS appeared on screen there's no reason to look at Pokke v Fuji when her BREASTS dominate the screen

>>534830948
Thankfully I never clicked on any links like this so I'm saved from this content in my recommendations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
lmfao based gentildonna

>>534831358
it wont apply to creek banner

>>534831293
>bellies touching
extremely lewd

>>534831012
>All the Yuritards do here is spam art.
All the hetnigs do is spam art and ERP, which is fucking worse.

>>534831358
HE IS FUCKING LYING BRO EVEN KIKEGAMES OFFICIALS ARE SAYING TO HODL!!!!

>>534831801
Mod uploader only had it available for Coach, so I had no choice.

>>534831602
Why not?

>>534831752
All of them are yuri umas if you pick a female trainer, I will never understand the shipping of umas, female trainer x uma is where the real yuri is at

>>534831707
1>2>3

>>534831602
How did owners approved Curren Chan?

uhh where is the banner?

How many skills do i need to consistently get 80k points per loss?

>>534831906
Tbf only a minority of hetnigs do that, again which coincides with morning in a certain region of the world

>>534831307
No. The mejiro house will go bankrupt anyways and McQueen will have to resort to becoming a cleaning lady in the slums.

>>534828585
This Maruzensky reminds me of that "Driving in my car right after a beer" meme song.

>>534831761
You just had to be black and ruin your list. 5/10
>>534831750
>special needs
>bakushit
>winning shit
310
>>534831689
4/10 meme shit

gib CM room
I wanna see my dumb Golshi run

o-oh so that's why I keep losing...because Golshi mode is the real game and not baby mode...ahaha...

this guy freaking out about yuri doesn’t realize its also made for dudes everything in this is made for dudes so they will pay for the jpegs get a grip

>>534831990
Curren Chan being a succubus was a commonly known fact even before Umamusume.

>>534832027
>operashit
>discount special needs
3/10

>>534831752
digitan

>>534831984
>the umas with only 1 (one) gold recovery placed the best
Staminakeks, our agenda is at risk...

>>534831985
>Anon is a switch

>>534831231
Odds of actually getting them all is slim, but nonetheless

>>534831990
Curren Chan is not lewd

uma x trainer yuri

>>534831983
yuri is about shipping not self inserting...

>>534831990
What's wrong with her design?

>>534832074
I honestly haven't noticed a difference between Goldshi mode and normal mode, if anything I'm winning 1st place more consistently in goldshi mode (I recently upgraded my supports).

Except today, where Goldshi came 4th in her maiden race and had the most cursed run untl I dropped out.

>>534831750
based rare spe supremacist

this guy defending yuri is seaniger using their termonology in a weak attempt to break this general apart because he was told to fuck off because HE IS BAD AT MANAGING SOCCER TEAMS

>>534832170
8/10 only good taste so far.

>>534832085
yuri hasnt been a dude thing for a while, it's exclusively for troons who think dating another troon is yuri, but well you can still say it's for dudes

So anon you want a... *checks notes* * raise eyebrow* ... female pov where you are the horse girl? Why? Tell me anon why would you want to self insert as a uma?

>>534832164
There were 10 pace chaser debuffs and like 2 end closer ones i'm not really surprised.

Nice Nature you FUCKING retard
we were literally winning every race on the fucking planet
every extra G1 race I entered you in, you got 1st place
AND THEN YOU DECIDE TO GET FIFTH AND SECOND AND SECOND AND FIFTH ON THE ARIMA KINEN?!?!?!? YOU WERE DOING SO WELL YOU SACK OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, I WORE YOUR FUCKING SCARF AND EVERYTHING

>>534831645
>1/10, must be a troll post.
Why would you think it is a troll post ? It is the genuine result of the sorter

>>534831750
agnes being that low. SHE HAD A WHOLE MOVIE FOR HER BWO

Just learned that God exists in the Uma world. Which umas are good catholic girls?

>>534832164
isnt 1000 stam + 1 gold skill the same as 800 stam + 2 gold

what are the odds of mlb creek from 200 rolls (including spark)

>>534832176
The second she turns 18 she's opening an UmaStans.

>>534832169
Everyone should have a wife first and a mistress second.

Identified several trainers

>7k carats
Guys, I'm sitting this banner out. My casual ass can't generate carats quickly enough.

>>534832153
but digitan just likes to watch?

>>534832384
8%

>>534830948
For anyone wondering, this is the reason to/not to pull on creek

>>534832025
310 is fair
>>534832242
thanks chuddie
>>534832353
>agnes
don't touch me, you disgusting tourist

>gourmand from potential ups
does anyone other than Oguri get anything worthwhile? I know I could save money but I want the gold frames...

Did they do something to Team Trials? Can't win a single fucking sequence. Are they actually trying to get me demoted?

>>534832027
based meisho doto appreciator

>>534832420
and record

>>534832375
Do you think the God was the Torena for the Godesses?

>>534831859
>>534831942
WHICH IS IT

>>534832085
I own like 200 yuri manga volumes, and people spamming it in media that is not yuri focused are starting to get tiresome because they won't let others be to be honest

>>534832407
What's the lore behind the dia plushie?

>>534832376
the nuances make it very different. it's the same when both golds trigger, but they won't always. if neither trigger you're just an 800 stam horse and you're mega-cucked by debuffers.

i'll bring my long pace chasers to cm rooms and see how it goes...

>>534832197
The only triple crown trainer who isn't male-coded is Orfe's, and even there IKZE is the consensus canon.

>>534832514
hodl bwo remember its a cygames game. you hodl free pulls in gbf as well

Lovey dovey umawatching date with Digitan!

>>534832543
there's a person in there

>>534831372
He says as he posts an end closer

>>534832439
>less than 30k carats
>no good supports
>no money money
>no hope
at least I have my wife Teio

Why can't Smart Falcon score?

>>534832315
That fag always rates but never posts his own anon

When can I roll for Digitan?

>>534832439
>30k carats
>have one SC already
>need one copy of MTG and cafe to MLB
>need two copies of sweep
>need four copies of eishin
o i am pullan

>>534832203
that's like your opinion, the definition is literally just two fictional female characters romantic story.

>>534832543
the lore is that cygames wanted money so they made marketable plushies of character they own IP for.

Shameless shilling, but I'm a broke f2p who lucked into a kitasan black and I need friendship points. If you'd like, my friend code is

180955499504

so please follow and use this kitasan black. thank you. bless you. also, always ask for shoes at the club. don't stop.

>>534832232
Not in this Academy.

>>534831231
Windy is actually 3rd, idk how she got 1st but this works too
Also pretend Grass is Shakur

>>534832653
not in game yet

>>534831752
Rice + Bourbon
Kita + Dia
Sky + Flower
Palmer + Helios (+ Ruby but it's extremely one-sided)
Shakur + Fine
Gold City + Jordan
Kris S + Cesario

>>534832715
>cygames
>wanting money

>>534832693
ANON DON'T

>>534832375
UP THE RA!

>>534831424
one horizontal akebono

>>534832375
All good horses are Arabians which automatically makes them muslim bro.

>>534832439
How the fuck does one even have 30k carats?! Do you fuckers actually pay?

>>534830906
why? is it just for right footed?

>>534832691
November

>>534832717
forgot to add
never forget Grass Wonder

Which cards (if any) reliably increase the amount of Energy you get from training Wit?

Finally

>>534832849
arabs were christian before mudslimes took over

Is it true that Mejiro Ardan is the EX Tier umawife?

>>534832232
AHHHHH TOO SCARY STOP STOP!!!!!

>>534832930
2* ura is brick tier

Anybody else find it weird that the hot spring takes place in early spring (real life mating season for horses)?

Imagine coming across something like this and thinking "Yep, this is a good game".

>>534832986
Not particularly, no. *unzips*

>>534832850
it's called playing the game. golshi week gives 6k by itself and I woke up to 1.5k from TT today.

>>534832962
Not the Arabs you moron, they were pagans.

>>534832894
Too long.

Is it worth it MLB Super creek? It doesn't seem like other cards that become inmensely better

>>534832831
FUCK IT WE PULL ON RED

>>534832986
Stop noticing things.

>special week's mom doesn't have a tail
she banged a motherfucking horse

>>534833139
I don't know

>>534832665
gomen anon
>>534832696
similar situation, except I dont have a single creek so I'm trying to get 1 I can upgrade over time
>>534832850
I'm just shy of 30k and I've paid for the following
>2 months of the daily carat pass
>1 of the 20 dollar bundles to get another make debut uma (I got symboli)

>>534832715
Where is the Happy Meek plushy then? There would be 0 (zero) royalties to owners.

>>534830689
funny how short sighted idiots think gacha rolling plans are based on the month 1 meta and not the meta for years to come.
>>534833029
Imagine playing a horse racing sim and getting butthurt the game doesn't just win itself and your horse isn't god incarnate.

>>534833147
I never understood this damn plot, where is Special Week dad?
Unless you're telling me she was born out of two girls.

>>534832353
Here you go, mate.

>>534832715
I don't believe you.

Uma Musume if it was good

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

534833147
Speedwatcher or shitposter, call it.

>>534833147
speedwatcher-san...

>>534833273
>and your horse isn't god incarnate.
Maybe yours isn't.

>>534830056
600892865910

also a 9* speed uma if anyone needs one

>>534833139
int cards are core

>>534833062
Probably referring to those living under the Romans like in Philadelphia which is still in the arabian peninsular-ish

Anyway HOPEFUL STAAAAKKKKEEESSSS

>>534833306
For me it's Bourbon's trainer.

Agnes Digital

>>534833147
her mom is dead

>>534832864
Stamina cards become basically obsolete for the remainder of URA, Aoharu and MANT and Fine is the strongest wit card, which you will need at least 1 of in every deck.

>>534830056
I went to apply but couldn't find it. Assuming you're not full I'm interested
717978284928

>>534833276
the implication is that special week's mom (alive) is actually transgender mtf which is how she(he) was able to get special week's mom mom (dead) pregnant

>>534833276
she's a horse, her dad got paid to fuck her mom and isn't responsible for the child.

How common are up/down hills in races? or I should go for generic speed skill

I wish Golshi would manhandle me...

>>534833276
Horse girls can give birth when mating with other girls or other horses.

>>534833029
That's actually impressive

>>534832849
When will Air Jihad get added to the game

>>534832715
>cygames simply wanted to make money so they did smart thing
WHAT THE FUCK!? @GROK IS THIS TRUE!?

>>534833276
They never show any of the fathers in the anime.

>>534833306
Me on the left

>>534833054
I managed to score 8k in the last few days, but 30k seems excessive. Do you just keep and not spend them?

I want to see special week in an emotional wreck over her mother’s death and relies on trainer to console her.

>>534833385
Digitan could never win first place since that means there's no umas to look at

>>534833306
Umapyoi if it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s

>>534831741
the subtext thing is always funny with them, cause they have the subtext they like and the one they don't kek

>>534833139
>get rainbows 6 turns earlier
nah man, wait for Air Shakur

>>534832439
I don't get the SR dupes argument. There really aren't that many new SRs releasing. For reference, if you pull 6 whole months after this banner (say the kitasan rerun), these are all the SRs that will get added to the pool:
Seeking the Pearl (SR guts)
Shinko Windy (SR speed)
Mejiro Ardan (SR intelligence)
Tosen Jordan (SR stamina)
Fine Motion (SR power)
it's literally just 5 cards. I think there's more of an argument for SSR bloat (+20 cards, much lower pull rate) than there is for SRs, but either way if your goal is to MLB your SRs, 5 more of them aren't making that much of a difference when you're rolling 200 times.

why is there no /uma discord?

>>534833306
The fucking legend dancing in a mascot costume...

>>534833458
Common. Highlander is a very good skill.

>>534833638
kill yourself post-haste

>>534833147
>>534833276
>we browse this board, thread and website with unironic speedwatcher that have a sub 60 IQ
jesus fucking christ

>>534833638
fuck off discordtranny

>>534833489
When Japan stops playing it safe, its not 9/11 anymore.
>>534833496
They did show NTR's father.

>>534833496
Bourbon's trainer ain't her father?

>>534829537
That son of a bitch? Me

>>534832534
the tv anime is as yuri as it gets for a show that isnt literally yuri. I didn’t really get the yuri pairings i saw online until I watched it, so I just assume anyone posting roommates kissing watched the anime. I guess the next argument would be about what is “canon” but I sincerely don’t have a horse in this race.

>>534832468
Natural progression, homie. The good honses get promoted the bad ones get put into their place.

>>534833548
I know you are meming but this is a topic that's explored in her story iirc

Do I get carats if I get demoted to 5th class? I know I will, half my umas are B+

>>534833516
like you said it only took a few days to get 8k. you only need a little patience. it gets easier after your first few banners once you already have some MLB SSRs, because then you can sometimes go several months between even seeing a support banner that would even improve your deck to roll on.

CM room up
10142894

>>534833278
8/10 choose a better number 1 and we have great taste.

>Fails debut race + 2 maiden races
>fails an 18% training for the giga mood down
>Manages to get night owl twice before first inspiration
>First inspiration sucks
>Fails an 8% training for a second triple mood down.
>fails the only good summer training at 2%
>throughout all this, none of my support cards finished their events, it's always the other random ones.
>somehow manage to make it to second inspiration
>no medium aptitude. Learns groundwork finally.
>picks up slacker condition

I should've quit after the first triple mood loss, but I realistically thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy was I wrong.

>>534833367
It's over for (You), i have run the numbers.

>>534833495
um anon, your King...she looks sick...

>>534833306
>>534833572
4chan and uma if they werent full of retarded phone niger

>>534833808
You get 150 instead of 250

>>534833146
When do I get to mate with Tazuna? We're already dating

>>534832232
Orfevre raped me and no one believed me

>>534833841
No. I enjoy autism.

>>534833616
the reason to MLB some SRs isn't only to avoid pool bloat but to own MLB SRs to use in your runs now instead of being gimped for 6 months.

>>534832849
Ackshually the entire cast of Uma Musume is distantly related to Eclipse (Eclipse first, the rest nowhere), which was a British honse.

which is the WORST start gate position

>>534832232
Delete this.

Can anyone explain me how am i supposed to hit 1000+ wit and 600 speed/stam/power on my Evil Nature without having a MLB Kitasan or Super Creek?

>>534831741
>>534833593
You know there's a female trainer option, right?

>>534833924
>Literally one roll
Why is everyone making such a big deal out of this when its literally nothing?
You get the promotion rewards only once anyway.

>>534833967
I feel like out of all the umas, if you said orfevre raped you everyone would believe you

is Shooting Star decent for Gold Ship

>>534834012
Literally any of the inner ones, box city.

>>534833872
Just increase your stamina bro

pace or end

>>534831231
That took a minute and a half
Pretty sure Amazon would have been higher if she wasn't sorted against Teio and then King

>>534834036
Yes, that can also be made male, your point? Both are canon, that's my whole point in this autism.

>want opera
>her banner started a week before I started playing

cheval is the CUTEST uma!

>>534834012
1-3 if you are late/end
14-16 if you are front/pace.

>>534830143
>>534830094
>>534829612
>>534829789
sex

>>534833994
And where do you think Eclipse ancestors came from bro?
You don't think Englad had their own horses do you?

>>534833967
Imagine all the pent up frustration she would have after losing the l'Arc.

>>534834036
we are talking about the retards that ship uma x uma

>>534834120
>redditeio
You just had to ruin your list. 6/10

>>534833831
this was the most cancer CM room I've been in, why the fuck was my debuff nature leading the pack

>>534834164
>Hate Opera
>Got her while trying to pull Biwa
I hate my luck.

>>534834109
Sir this is a horse general, please do not bring cows into this thread.

>>534834164
wait for the giga banner in a few months bro, you can spark any uma.

>>534834337
*hatefuck

>100 pulls on the taishin banner
>get spe, biwa dupes, and rice shower
10% chance to get 3 non-banner 3*s
i'll take a new uma at least
at least i was showered in statues

>>534832669
We’ve literally had sex

>>534834120
this nigga loves midgets

Which Ogurin would you CM with?

>>534834318
just copy my strat of putting her as end

>>534834337
>dislikes Maruzenskys design
>pull Curren
>get 2 Maruzensky
>plays her career
>yeah shes boring

>>534834318
welcome to golshi debuff rooms
whoever is at the outside on last corner wins

>>534834164
I burned all my excess tickets on Taishin and got Condor and Bourbon, you just gotta believe, bro.

>>534834421
all seeing eyes status?

>>534834375
it took me 180 pulls to me so don't complain

>>534834347
Hmmm nyo

>>534834239
That's exactly what's happening in >>534833967

Coming back from France Orfe was seething at everything and everyone, especially (You).
She blames her loss on you not being there with her.

>>534815020
source?

>>534834482
dont need that skill, the problem is goldship anyways pacers cant win against her without a front to feed off of

CM
97802178
im throwing in 2 of my long horses for testing so bring on the debuffers

>>534834164
there's a new years opera skin and you can spark the base version off the mass banner right after that

>>534834534
That's a gorilla

what they pointing at bros?

>>534834612
MY COCK

>>534834612
(You)

I have more sprint shoes than any other kind

>>534834679
its so small, you can't even see it

>>534834553
so why (you) didn't go with her?

>>534832384
6.5%

>3 infirmaries to fix my horse
I'm never playing without Tazuna again this is actual cancer

>>534834018
Guys, please, a little help here
Just to be clear
>1000+ wit
>about 600 speed, stamina and power
>debuff tips
>enough skill points to get about 10 of them insluding 2 gold ones
>no MLB Kitasan or Super Creek (well i can loan one obviously)
How do i do it?

>>534834337
*rapes your pulls*

>>534834505
I will love this old soldier.

Spe-chan LOVE

>>534834772
>a full carrot inside a burger
so this is the power of the so called "best uma academy of the country"?

>>534834718
Hey that's not cool anon...I already know that...

Wow...

Impregnating Scarlet While Tachyon Watches!

>>534834757
run all the max SSRs and SRs with debuffs you can

>>534834553
That's what happens with her?
I didn't think about it but I guess since the l'Arc is like the Ura finale I imagine you can get a normal ending if you clear the career but lose the finals, that has to be brutal.
I'll probably uninstall if my Sirius loses and I get a normal ending where she comes back broken and depressed.

>>534834734
Same reason as why in IRL Japanese jockeys can't go with their horses to the Arc.
French rigging.

YOU FOOL!

>>534834757
the answer is obvious, delete the last line in your list.

>>534834907
Ya rang?

>Seeking the Pearl
when do we get this semen demon holy sex

>>534834913
>Ai-chan when she has to face actual competition instead of glorified NPCs

>>534835130
For what purpose

>>534835130
>japanese "cuisine"

>>534835130
That has to be so unpleasant chewing something so hard with a burger

>>534833273
>Imagine playing a horse racing sim and getting butthurt the game doesn't just win itself and your horse isn't god incarnate.
Imagine losing to a fucking 16th favorite mob when you have triple or higher total stats.
Couldn't happen in a good game.

>>534834994
Impossible, none of the good debuffers is SSR, everyone actually runs a R Rudolph for it
The actual answer is you dont (or get extremely lucky with training obviously)
>>534835094
the real answer is uninstall the game

>>534835130
I was so excited to try my first hamburg steak in Japan only to find out its just eh.

>>534834612
They found out i'm not in my room.

>>534835271
>>534835190
I'm gonna just assume the carrot's boiled so it's mushy, not hard.

>>534832930
congrats anon

Sex with horses

>>534835041
Wait really?
That's freaking stupid, of course they always rank low.

>>534832930
nice

is this the thread where we cry about not pulling super creek, I need a shoulder anons it's over

Does the free summon carry over to creek?

>>534835379
Cool hoof hand

>>534835379
Woah what the fuck, man?

>>534835379
How much sex with horses is too much sex with horses?

>>534835303
it sounds like you just don't understand the game at all. you don't have triple the stats, career has +400 to all uma stats invisibly. there's also context to the races, just like in real life, you can't just bet on the strongest horse and win every time IRL.

>>534835314
uhhh your rice shower?

>>534835351
is that for me toreina?? :O

>>534835006
Don't worry, Orfe lives up to her being horse Gilgamesh and is eternally glazed even when she loses in other uma's stories. (Muh moral loss, etc etc.)

>Sirius returning from Europe depressed
I would've much preferred that if it would have given her trainer something to actually do versus the spineless yumepandering schmuck we actually got, plus the catharsis of helping her get her groove back.

>my dumb Golshi keeps running into other horse's back
but how am I supposed to get her Wit up

>>534835047
>Rudy
>Blacky
>Dicta Striker
>Grass's neesan
>honorary mention: Inari
Oguri's gen has the most spiky girls huh

>>534834572
>>534834572
>>534834572
where the FUCK did my mayano go

What do umas smell like naturally? Hay? Oats?

>>534831231
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/rOccbRgR2UPO0xZwSl6F

>>534831231
Oh I see that they finally added a Global mode.

>>534834413
top right easily

I'm addicted to watch Gold Ship win at the last fucking second it legit gives me a throbbing erection when I think of the lead uma's moment of sheer terror when Golshi overtakes them 0.1 seconds before finish

>>534835396
It's not stupid it's (rigged) on purpose lmfao
>different latitude
>different terrain
>different jockey
>>534835673
Trainer juice.

>>534833720
No, he isn't.

>>534835673
Have you never smelled a girl before?

I don't care about min maxing. All I care is about cute horses being happy they finished the career.

>>534835041
What the fuck, France? Frenchbros why are you guys like this?

>>534835673
freshly-washed hair and clean clothes with a tinge of pure feminism

>>534835426
Just borrow her. Almost every distance needs 1 stamina card anyway. Then we get full deck borrows in the future and all the people pulling on support banners are going to be crying about hundreds of dollars spent on their brick collection.

>>534835750
And yet the nips have the guts to make it seem like its a big deal in the anime?
Brian got cheated.

>>534831231
Okay, I finally did this. Where are my carats? I really need them...

How do I create an groundwork parent for frontrunners?

This is good enough, surely?

champions meeting more like end closers meeting LOL

>>534833306
>trainers train umas in every aspect in the academy
>that means idol training too
all trainers are good at dancing and singing and they are top tier oji-san idols. its a fact

>>534835829
but then I can't borrow anything else, every medium/long needs creek

Ai chan’s perfect tummy

>>534835938
Luck

>>534831231
this took way too long
way too many hourses i don't know

Looking for an abusive but loving uma to waifu. Not a tsundere or yandere or whatever, just toxic codependency.

>>534833906
My 4chin app can also play soundposts

>>534836021
One child for each crown.

>>534835829
There's no content except stories, unless you are into autistic grinding. and you can beat career with very little cards. I won't be surprised if someone would beat it with non-LB R cards and maybe one good borrow.

>>534835954
End closelets smell the farts of Pace chads

Reminder that horses are not for (you).
Human men should breed with human women.

Rate this Natie

>>534835978
So? You don't really expect to have 6 good supports without paying, right?

What's /uma/'s opinion on the global release bringing in a bigger influx of the retarded tiktok/xitter side of gacha players? Not trying to bait.

>>534836179
all you need is flustered end and subdued end with murmur and get tether+hesitant end

>>534836065
Sirius, you're looking for Sirius.

Uma on human rape needs to be taken more seriously.

Believe all victims.

>>534836227
I never see them so I don't care

>>534836165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z32FFmcjkyM

>>534836165
>t. female ningen
Get out. Uma dating and wives only allowed here.

>>534836283
They asked for it.

>>534836227
more fodder for me to stomp in cms I guess lmao

>>534835639
she didn't trigger any of her recovery skill
except BoFA on final straight

>>534836283
Say that to Mayano who keeps molesting me and telling her friends about it ;-;

>>534836221
I expect nothing but I want the best

>Going to take a nap
Honse for this feeling?

>>534836179
Teach me sensei how can I have the same naisu?

I want Satono Diamond to sexually assault me.

is it worth spending all my pulls on creek just to get more SR's? I don't have a single MLB...

>>534836227
More fans = more fanart so it's good

>>534830689
JPtards jizzing about later metas where wit is stronger caused this. No way SC and FM are on the same level, anyone who's played a week on global knows this.

>>534835537
It sounds like you're a retarded motherfucker who has never played JP.

>>534836446
do it

>>534836432
This but unironically.

>gacha players
>gacha players (japan)

>>534836283
Over a third of the runners for the URA finale are requesting maternal leave, what is happening, Tazuna?

>>534836503
concession accepted

which uma has your favorite casual fit?

Excuse you
We love Northernlion here in this general

>have decent run
>director doesn't appear to get breath of fresh air
I HATE THIS SO MUCH

>>534836562
very casual

>>534836562
Tachyon's mum fit