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>>534174361>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>534188724test it out, some rooms have been hosted already
I'm not even winning the general lobbies CM... it's over
i feel like the reason people don't like narita taishin is because she was translated to be even more annoying than she actually is.
The most miserable part of trying to get good uniques on an end closer is the dogshit affinity they have with everyone currently
Reminder that Maruzensky is literally 51 years old
wyd if a facehugger uma attacks you
>>534188813what are you losing to?
>>534188871that's not just end closers, almost every uma running Taurus has dogshit affinity with Taiki and Maruzensky.
>>534188957be glad its not fatty oguri my neck would break
I hate Special Week so much
>>534188614I just burn carats.
>>534188771I hope.
Is sweep Tosho charm event like super rare or anything? I haven't got it a single time in like 40 runs
>>534189021my auto autism hag wife
>>534188957If it is a flat chest uma theb I cant breath but it is a busty one....
>>534188976STOP GETTING BOXED!!
What the fuck is wrong with Narita Taishin? Literally every other turn is a mood down event.
>Want hors
>She's still years away from being added
what's her name /uma/
Do white sparks compete with one another at the statue events? Like, if I have some trash white sparks, can they "steal" an appearance from a good spark, or is each one rolled independantly?
Saw someone with a goldship ssr mlb...
>>534189197I think you should eat your vegetables
>>534189235I called her a shorty when (you) weren't looking. Sorry about that.
>>534188942i love my 51 year old hag
Do late starts even matter for end closers since they're trying to sit in the back anyways?
Does this work with green skills?
>>534189369Hi she's cute (I'm out of rolls)
>>534189464yes thats the point
>>534189296Do you think Happy Meek will be mad if I steal her trainer?
>>534188976Yeah it's pretty fun
>>534189021Lamborghini Mercy
Your trainee, she so thirsty
I'm in that two-seat Lambo
With Maruzensky, she tryna jerk me
>>534189464yes in fact good luck getting it to fire off without
>>534189235looks like she has 4 regular mood down events like other umas
and then also this -3 mood down event
not sure when that happens
>120 pulls
>no curren chan
its over
A level 25 SSR Gold Ship vs a level 25 SR Zenno Rob Roy
Tall
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I like the head cannon that Umas can be as tall as real horses.
>>534189526Her measurements put her as bustier than Daiwa but Ive literally never seen it as remotely possible based on art posted here or the ingame model desu
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how long until I can reunite these 2 dorks?
>>534189503i can't. she isn't up for another 2 weeks.
>>534189662I went dry and got her at 196
and then twice more from the spark + a dupe
>>534189662I unfortunately had to use THAT
>I've gotten three 3*'s from paid daily rolls
This has been turning out better than that 1500 scam that gave me an Oguri dupe
>>534189373Your local jobber hors
>>534189305The big girl from the legend sprint race
idk if she is years away but she's not here atm
>>5341897963 or more iirc
Bakushin wife...
Good life...
>>534189235she has unavoidable super duper mood down + practice poor event
if you cure practice poor before Nikkei Sho, she gets super duper dee mood up + stat boost
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Give her what she wants!
>>534189910>>534189881Thats a few, not many. Not even several.
>>534189851do you mean Hishi Akebono?
>>534189891not much you can do about that, just hope you don't run into these kaibutsu
>>534189636-3 mood down event happens 1 turn before Kikuka Sho and also gives you Practice Poor
If you are able to cure the Practice Poor by the time she completes the Nikkei Sho she will get a Mood Up, +30 to all stats, 135 skill points, and Practice Perfect double circle. If she still has Practice Poor then she will get a Mood Up, +22 to all stats, and 90 skill points while curing Practice Poor but not obtain the double circle Practice Perfect.
tl;dr if you are training Taishin make sure to get rid of that Practice Poor ASAP
>>534189970GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>534189851Sheโs like 2 months away
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The Dream
>>534190016tbf the only one that's guaranteed is [position] savvy
>>534190034but they're everywhere....
>>534190056BUT SHES YOUR WIFE, ANON!
>>534190036bring Tazuna and use her Chain 4 to offset everything and get back to training asap
>>534189526She's out in the coming months bro
Is 1mil fans per day hard?
Like letโs say youโre mostly f2p and have an average amount of responsibility
>>534190081>>534190030>2 monthsmy carots are gonna die
>>534190164unless you use a doll then you can activate firm conditions and sunny day or the opposite
>>534190261i don't think so if you make on umas that get it easy, i know that teio goldship and rudolf you can get like 400/500k per run easily
>>534190261>average amount of responsibilityWhat does this look like? I am a nepo baby and unemployed btw
https://youtu.be/Y9HY5UC_73c
https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s
https://youtu.be/OpKZ3V9_Ti8
Iโve been doing the daily discounted Uma rolls for a while and I still donโt have ass wonderโฆ
>>534190261that's 2-3 runs, an hour or two a day depending on how fast you play and if you have the horses that naturally gain lots of fans without paying much attention.
>>534190164Focus/Concentration could also be good if you're a front runner. Lone wolf too if you're only thinking about career mode
hello /uma/ recently started playing after switching from fgo, can you break down the meta but in terms of fgo for anyone who's played both?
>>534190164Focus and Concentrate as well
>>534190261depends how lucky your rolls were
if you barely have any lbs on your SRs its fucking over
>>534190261a spark run is around 350-450k fans
you do 2-3 runs and you are done
i don't know why you would need to do 1m a day tho, the game should never feel like a second job
around 499 days until my wife
Surely youโre more interested in a Mejiro who has a womanly shape
>>534189708I'm gonna give vodka a little sister
>>534189305We all know her name
>>534190437Lone Wolf is a must-pick
>You have it / Opponent doesn't have itFree stats
>Opponent has it / You don't have itOpponent gets free stats
>Both have itNullified
You take it to cuck or to be cucked.
Are the various front runners skill to keep the lead good or should I skip them?
>>534189956Bakushin Bakushins...
>>534190261Since you get 500k fans per run if you are not a total shitter, its literally just two runs per day
I get 600k+ per run on my medium runners and I don't even have MLB kitasan, just MLB gold cards
>>534190545Yeah but not necessarily the school bicycle
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>>534190582Or the most likely outcome of both of you wasting points
>>534190550Thatโs a guy
>>534190261it's not hard
but it is encroaching on "annoying" because it's about how much you should be getting if you do all 3 runs, taking average a mix of both jobber/ace making/farming runs, and also not counting days where you don't log in because of said responsibility
>>534190582you have decrease sweep's mood to get it. any uma with this skill is a psycho
>>534190261it's literally 3 guest runs which you should already be doing
>>534190678Dober is a virgin
Anyone here with mlb cards that aren't kita, welfares or srs in their support
>>534190261That's 2-3 farm runs a day.
Not unattainable, but it means you will be spending most of your TP/playtime on those runs instead of better TT horses or parents
cumming in idol pussy after marriage
>>534190582does it activate if 2 people have it?
like just activate as a skill but is useless
>>534190443does it proc when you don't get late started?
>>534190582I always pick Lone Wolf but I was referring to the Groundwork buff not counting LW in PVP since there's always at least 1 uma running it so you can't rely on it to trigger GW
My luck is so fucking bad holy shit. Rice Shower is truly my soulmate.
>>534190792I have a 1 MLB Fine Motion. I havenโt had much luck with pulling cards.
cumming in idol pussy before marriage
>>534190582you only need it once per team desu. i take it on my debuffer. i also take maverick if i can.
>>534190439>GodtierVodka
>HagSuper Creek, Maruzensky, Symboli Rudolf
>Correction requiredMayano Top Gun, Tokai Teio
>Dude looks like a ladyMejiro Ryan
>Do not lewdHaru Urara
>Shit tierDaiwa Scarlet
>caring about meta when you haven't even started
>>534190821All honses are idols though?
>>534190821>afterIโm cumming in Curren, Falco, and Hokko before we even start dating
what if you don't bring it and the other 2 player does?
>Contains invalid characters.
Is this the final boss of umamusume?
>>534190946>>Correction requiredI didn't listen to /bag/gots when I played fgo, why would I start now with uma?
What are the chances not to cure sickness after 3(THREE) rests in infirmary? My night owl just refuses to go.
Good run ruined. Shitty game is ruining my careers for entire day already.
>>534190654Homely Bakushin...
>>534190439all honses good
cards are the meta and plenty are shit
>>534189305Durandal, Gentildonna, Doto, Marvelous Sunday, Nice Nature (Cheer Leader and New Years), Sakura Chiyono O, Cheval Grand, Vivlos, Verxina, Loves Only You, Kawikami Princess, Satono Diamond, Wonder Acute, Zenno Rob Roy, and Transcend.
>>534190530This Uma clearly joined Tracen to find her future husband
>>534189015surely gemini cup will be better
>>534190164If you know the race beforehand CM then you know the skills needed for it to activate
wtf are these retards building for cm
https://youtu.be/qxkoT3ozrhQ
>Grinding Island
So this is where pelvises go to die.
>>534190439You don't need to pull multiple copies of a horse for it to be good (NP) since they're all usable, you care more about the support cards (CE)
>>534191208>2ndrelatively low amounts of hope
>>534190439All servants for the same role are basically the same and only CE matter
>>534191145As Shiraoki wanted her Also to run really fast over long distances
>>534190439>after switching from fgoDid you use up all the 1k SQ and get bored? LMAO
>>534191192They cutepost
Post something cute.
is your uma oshi part of the retard (affectionate) club?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW6d1acbg9c
>>534191054>Asks for advice>Won't take advicemake up your mind woman, what do you want?
>a total of 5 turns pressing infirmary without healing night owl
>went into summer with night owl so I kept losing mood and energy every turn
>still needed to press infirmary 2 more times before it healed after summer
This is the first run I abandoned. I'm also out of borrows now.
>>534191192She's doing her best!
>>534191382never played JP, NA all the way, I wouldn't say I quit just not playing unless there's a new story chapter
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>CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS
>THE SUN IS REFLECTING ALL THIS ICE
>get MLB satono diamond during kita banner
>curse my luck eternally, leave her at level 1
>feel spiteful impulse to drop all my currency and upgrade her to max
>mfw shes actually good
kitabros...?
>>534191192meanwhile I exclusively find 1200/1200 oguri fats
>>534190439If youโre worrying about whatโs โmetaโ best be on your way back to FGO. Have fucking fun ffs
I'm on my last day of training before the URA finals and my trainee's wit is 1174, can it get to 1200 if I win the finals?
i completely forgot its a new day and i can borrow again, ive just been using my own 2*s
>>534191502here is my wife and kid
>>534191192There's a strategy called Urara block. Basically, by being the only Front Runner (hence forcing her to be the Pacemaker no matter what), and the slowest (and subsequently, last) Uma in the race, she forces every other Uma to enter and remain in Pace-Down Mode. This allows the Pace Chaser in Urara's team to stay the lead and act as the front runner.
>>534191551My borrow runs are always so bad that I am tempted to always use Tazuna for them
damn Suzuka was kind of a fraud too just like Tachyon, but I guess no one says bad stuff about her due to her fans not being annoying
>>534191730why not use your own 3*s bwo?
>>534191551Should have prayed, bucko
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>>534191778in her case i think it was bad luck, because if she had lived longer probably would get a better record
>>534191186Behind one race is an uma without Lone Wolf; behind the others, umas with Lone Wolf. You pick a race, say race 1, and the Director, who knows who's running the other races, shows you another race, say race 3, which has an uma with Lone Wolf. She then says to you, "Do you want to pick race No. 2?" Do you switch your choice?
>>534191778What about Rice Shower? Is she a fraud too?
>>534191887trainerbros....help me.....
>>534191591>no Agnes Digital Watch
>>534191727depends on your friendship with the journo and the director
director gives 10 if it's above green and 15 if it's max, director gives 5 if it's max and 3 if it's green
then there's also the 12 from winning and the 5 from the trainee at the very end, your race bonus might increase all of these
>>534191727how hard have you been glazing the director and the reporter? iirc the director's fan is +15 all stats, reporter gives you +10, and your own uma giving you a kiss on the cheek is +5
>>534191725I don't get why discussing meta is a bad thing. Meta makes your life easier and thus makes playing the game more relaxing. After I started borrowing the card everyone hyped up, my career runs have been smooth sailing.
>>534192019no one had any faith in rice shower to begin with lol
>>534190582the other nigga will also have a lone wolf so i don't need to do anything
>>534191591>Rudolf>Cafe>Rice>NatureUnironically stylin.
Thoughts on silence suzuka having the smallest breasts in the game and yet being the best wife?
>>534189662>doesn't have enough for a spark>rolls anywayShould've waited for the All Uma Banner.
>>534192102I mean she still had her wins even if people hated her
>5 power 3*s
>1 speed
>still 0 stamina
nice game umatards
>>534192085this is 4chan so we must be contrarian underdog metaspiters at all times
>>534192019>Ruins Bourbon's and Mcqueens streak>Loses every race afterwardsShe was a fraud on a mission.
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should I do it?
what the FUCK is this shit man
holy FUCK bro
FUCK
>>534190362FUNNNYAKA HAPPY
HANNNYAKA LUCKY
THANK YOU SHIRAOKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZkLDveEsnA
REPEAT. AFTER. ME.
>Forgot Scarlet has Slow Metabolism
>4 rainbow frens on Speed
>Press it like the idiot I am
I'm killing myself
>>534192297she's strong bro
>>534192296it is a good pot 5 so i would do it
>>534192297literal whalebait card for parent farming
we believe in spanking rice shower until she cums
>>534192085Sure Kitasan Black will make career runs more fruitful in stats(doesnโt mean youโll always get the URA finale completetion) but worrying about the meta will simply drain the fun out of the game.
>Try to make an ace for CM
>A rank
How do i make a B+... Did i get too many stats? Too many skills?
>>534192361my oguri is gonna be juiced up to the fucking gills
>>534192297good skill hints in return for abysmally dogshit trainings
you are most likely going to need to pair her with other Power cards if you want to actually train that stat and aren't just making a parent
>>534192214yea, but those were unexpected victories, you can't be a fraud if no one expected anything from you
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>>534190490MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
Is every end closer race supposed to be a fucking heart attack where they win by a neck?
Important PSA to all Uma on Tracen Academy grounds: No means no.
this good enough to warrant buying dupes?
>>534190490MatesHerTrainer FutaKitaru
>>534192517Take off your hat.
>>534192475It's funny when this guy cenors the ears
>return to career after a break
>mood at good
>fuck it let's do recreation anyway since the training rolls are bad
>forgot my uma had migraine
>>534192348i did the same thing but only because i didn't realize the infirmary cured my practice poor instead
>>534192447If you're trying to make an Ace for the shitter league then it's B rank cap not B+
if I currently:
>have a 2 lb kitasan
>one lb FM
>not a single super creek
>decently lb'd sr and srrs
>currently just shy of 30k carats
should I pull on the super creek banner or wait and go for the seiun sky banner (i understand that there is a difference between uma and support but im told seiun is really good for parenting front runners) (afterwards i plan on pulling summer maru and christmas oguri)
>>534192447why B+?
if you're trying to do open league you can only enter with max B
and yes, you need a spreadsheet to make sure you're B when you pick your skills in the end
>>534192506it is the most kino strategy
>>534192464>18th fav>18th placeperfectly capable of achieving expectations placed on her
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If I read this before, I might be thinking that she's bullshitting, but after reading that some umas(mobs) don't have trainers, I don't even know anymore
I'm glad global brought new light to Fuku and others, quite a few of first and second year umas have been left behind as time passes
>>534192583It could literally be anyone if you dont see their ears tho
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Cool, could've been way worse
/uma/-san please help.
How many optional races do you do and which one? For example, I do like 1 or 2, just to ensure 80k fans and only big ones, G1, with 20k-30k. Should I do more? For skill points? Because it gives only one stat and it's kinda low.
is it true debuffs get banned from CM later on?
>>534192717>>534192648People said it's B+ max and then A for the whale one. Was that a lie?
>>534192729Imagine getting kidnapped by It'a Calling
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isnt this better than red shift? -10% accel in exchange for target speed an +1s duration
>>534192829>5* speed>could've been way worseDon't see how.
Whqt a nice thread. I sure do hope no orange haired retards try to rape me haha.
>>534192729theres this story in the JP where one of the umas you train (dream journey) apparently made all the others umas who wanted you quit and never being seen again, so i don't doubt it
>>534192829good pink sparks with it
>>534192829>speed 2 on the parentbwo.......
>>534191539How is Twin Turbo not here?
>>534192729Mobass bitches shouldn't be rejecting trainers like in Pokke's, Palmer's, and Wonder Acute's stories then.
>>534192925Open is max B, B+ is too high and cannot enter
Graded is anything goes, you can bring a C debuffer and S+ ace if you want
>>534190905You should have it on your ace. Because that's where the speed matter.
>>534192878first i do enough to ensure hitting the 60k/70k/120k limit for the unique levels.
after that, i usually just run races when i have every support on orange bond and there is no rainbow
>>534192878im starting to do all the g1s i can if i had a bad training,or scheduling it to get big numbers and skill points
How are we feeling today, preggo connoisseurs chad?
Uma musume is a pregnancy lovers game after all.
>>534192729She's talking about herself. She is looking to kidnap you.
>>534192878like 3-4 but if there's a double rainbow I skip them
>>534192878if you're making an ace you should only do races if you have no good training and are either high on energy or at/very close to 0
if you're making a parent you should do as many G1 races as your umas legs can manage
>>534192941>30% remaining stamina on the final straight
>>534192187>just wait a year before you use the fun characters
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McQueen is evil
>>534192517Fuck you, Akikawa.
Who are Stacies of Tracen
>>534193034How do i make a B rank then? Just not take many skills?
>>534193032When is Palmer sexo going to kidnap me then huh?
>>534192729Imagine being a rookie trainer from the countryside getting kidnapped by fucking Indian Breath for training on your first week at Tracen.
So which umas should I be training for the CM? Is there some kind of tier list for this specific event?
>>534190806Parents wants to have high fan counts because the more you race the better the compatibility and for the sake of the extra sparks from the G1 races and skills.
>>534191539My oshi is the supreme ruler of the retards.
>>534193227Wasting 120 rolls and getting nothing is better? If you say so...
I see you /uma/, I truly do.
With your Golshis... Your spreadsheets... Your oh-so-perfectly built teams to ensure optimal CM performance.
You crave the win.
But I will be there. Not with a spreadsheet nor with a golshi. But with my daughter. And when we beat your aces by a nose length, your entire castle of cards will crumble under the power of love.
Sleep tight /uma/.
Why are we hyperfocused on Hopeful Stakes? Theres the Fillies and Hanshin SF race right before for G1.
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>>534193319Imagine being a rookie trainer from the countryside and these are your dorm room buildings.
>>534193310look it up anon
you're in way over your head if you think open league is going to be easy just because it's limited to B and below, people have spreadsheets for that shit
>>534192019She was a hero.
Stay Gold? More like Stay Away from (me).
>>534193501a lot of career modes often have it as the first race after debut or as the race you do to meet fans requirements
>>534191125Doto is pre 0.5 anni, she's out in the next 2 months.
Kawakami and Chiyono are pre 1st anni, and Dia is 1st anni. That's about 6 months.
>>534192517Sure. Whatever you say, oba-chan.
How often do you go out of your way to cure practice poor? I've been ignoring it lately but I just got a failed training at full energy because of this shit and am reconsidering my life choices
>>534193201It's OK Pasa is the strongest!
>>534193037it's incredibly unlikely that nobody on the entire enemy team has Lonely Wolf though. i'd rather take the extra stats i get from not cucking myself with Sweep's mood and bond down.
>>534193501>Milesmediumchads run this general
is haru's unique strong enough to count as a gold recovery skill?
>all those A rank umas in /uma/ lobbies
You guys really gonna try the whale CM bracket?
how does the inspiration event even work?
wouldnt you want less white sparks to guarantee that 3* ura procs more often?
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>>534192363I'll train her tomorrow
>>534193756nikkei sho is long race so everyone that can run, i personally used goldship for this
>>534193026>>534193446your oshis are in the cool kids (derogatory) club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnurvgXmvc
*busses it down*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BBvNh9SpBs
>>534193756Literally anyone except maybe like urara.
>>534193743No. You'd want Sage Grass inherit if you want a normal unique skill heal that is as strong as a gold heal.
>>534193689I cure it next turn, unless I am in the finals (no point) or when I have a race scheduled (then I cure it the turn after).
>>534193756https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
how the hell do you hit the stam & speed reqs while staying B
>>534192517Repeat after me:
The booty is mine, it belongs to me, you can't have my booty.
>>534193894Is it possible to pretend to be japanese and a healer at the same time?
>>534193840Why is she Sans Undertale?
>>534193845if you already have her at 3* good luck, if not i would try to wait for her week starts and then get her to 3*
What did she mean by this??
>>534193993both have a punny bone
>>534193854>acting relatively normal with fansIf only they knew the real Golshi...
>>534193967you do minmax autistic shit like intentionally failing races to get the purple skills which lower your score. there's no point in going open league against minmaxxed autists when graded will be slightly easier and give better rewards
>>534193840I bet this faggy shit was originally posted on reddit. Please don't post that unfunny trash here.
>>534193501you don't run both?
Also both those are more consistent imo. You just need decent speed and it's a wrap. Hopeful tends to also stamcheck you, and I also feel like if you don't have enough power there it's also hopeless
Wait am I supposed to be grinding Golshi right now? For what?
>>534194009She's donating her organs to save you...
>>534193854Is this semen demon Nakayama Festa? What the fuck???
>>534193894I meant for haru herself, it's still bad? So I need to get another gold skill if I can't hit the stamina cap?
>>534194009Torena! You must jizz in her womb to give her enough mana for the race!
>>534193689If my stam is full, I ignore it.
Once my stam drops to half then I hit the infirmary because it also heals energy
Anything I should change to prep for champions meeting?
>>534194068We really need an Uma edit.
>>534194331>mlb mamboLmao
first hot spring ticket boys
with the mommy milkers
>>534194331start with removing that guts card
>>534194331assuming this is a parent deck, borrow MLB yaeno muteki
sorry about the MLB mambo anon
>>534194331a third super creek
>>534194379Rudolph being choked by Groove or someone else?
>>534194238that's Shinko Windy, you'll be seeing her SR speed being shilled soon but it's not that good
>>534194243Once you get her to 3*, her unique would heal as much as Maestro. Before that though it should be comparable to a normal heal.
>>534194331have you tried getting your own mlb kitasan?
>>534194238Doubt it, looks nothing like her
>>534194463it's funny because you literally fuck her in the hotsprings and then in the final good ending event you tell her no when she suggests it again
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>>534194007unfortunately I don't yet, good idea to wait though
but I don't have anything else to use my daily borrows for right now, hm
I finally broke 500k in team trials.
How did I do, fellow Trainers (Aside from obviously overshooting the speed cap)
>>534194238Shinko Windy des
I'm switching to Satono Crown
I am no longer looking forward to Diamond
>>534194532Groove would probably be the best option seeing as she suffers the most from it.
>get 0-3'd by curren
>get 0-3'd by curren
>3-0 her today after changing nothing
>>534194550b-but she's a mile/sprinter...
do we just ignore all stam/guts and go hard in spd and power when we train her because all of her skills are heals
>>534194625low stam with no gold recovery skills/10
>>534194640The creature... i-it's hungry... and it approaches...
>>534194625>460 stamina>not a sprinterbro...
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>>534194009she means completing a 1cc together on a darius burst cabinet
>>534194625could work for mile TT for now
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>>534194625that's very little stam. Power could be better too
right now you have
>not enough stam to run med, barely for mile>not enough power to do mile
>>534194625>no swinging maestro>"how did I do :)?"you already know the answer
>>534194857You need to save literal slop?
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>>534194532definitely rudolf and groove
Are the golshi week shards enough to get her to 3*? Or will i need more from statues/dupes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFHp1sTxtHk
>>534194823>>534194761>>534194750It's not my fault SuperFreak just refused to show up to stamina trainings the whole time.
>>534194598i am doing parent runs since o don't have to train her now, trying to get another 3*stam and then after maybe try a 9* medium
>>534194950will need some statues, but not that many
i wonder if this is good enough for a Golshi parent
McSex is about to become McPregnant
WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED OGURIN'S THONG STRAPS UNTIL RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK THAT'S HOT
>>534194921yes cause I'm not a mentally ill artist
>>534195050hmmm...
...mmmmmnyo
https://www.youtub.com/watch?v=VpkENLiaUUs
>>534194963Honestly I was afraid they would pull a type-1/type-2 trainer (like they did for the new Shadowverse game) and complete removal of bloomers/hot spring event at launch.
But I guess they fear the actual Yakuza more than they fear BlackRock kikes.
>>534195050you have no useful white sparks
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r8 my pasta. i was just trying to upgrade my dirt mile one and ended up with my first A+
This is your average sweatlord
>>534194532Mcqueen choking Goldship
Vodka choking Scarlet
Nature choking a chunk of bronze
The doctor choking Teio
>>534195139>this girl is seriously under the delusion that she is not cute
>>534195139she doesn't know but she will be the future mother of my children
>>534195057You can't help but stare after noticing the straps for the first time
Is there any way to salvage cards? This one is just painful. I got it mlb on the free pulls and leveled it (with launch gibs) on day one.
>>534195167All jews fear the samurai.
>>534195263bretty good
does not have A rank dirt though so put her on your regular mile team or glue her for a better dirt one
>>534194950the event gives 79 golshi shards, so you will have to spend 21 statues to get her to 3* without any dupes.
>>534193385It's already hard enough to aim for all G1s and high stats on skill-focused cards. It might be different if you have really good cards, but I usually have to resign myself to sacrificing either blue sparks, skill selection, or fan count.
At least I find running Takarazuka Kinen, Arima Kinen, or the Derby for those Guts + Race Course sparks to be a wasted turn compared to pushing for 600/1100 to get better odds on blue sparks and safer 3rd year races.
>>534195263Looks like the exact Condor I was making yesterday except I was a few points shy of the A+. My skills were way worse.
>>534195057this country bumpkin got corrupted after coming to the city...
>>534195263I'm a spic and I have no idea what "Victoria por plancha" means
>>534195326it's gonna be good soon!
>>534195273Late Surger Gold Ship is hilarious retarded
I need an uma wife.
Please recommend.
Looks like hope and dreams are back on the menu.
>>534195365You can always tell it's sloppa from the gibberish text.
>>534195532nothing gets past you anon
>>534195273I don't know how CM works but I will treat it like everything else in this kusoge.
>click race>skip>skip>skip>claim reward
>do races to get skill points and sparks
>B+
>skip races and hit training
>A
I hate this
>>534194921I save good slop, not garbage like that. I have standards.
>>534195621w-what did she do to them?
>>534195050>parent run>no cards that could be good on a parent
>>534194986Your stamina sparks bwo?
>>534195529Zen master Golshi
>>534194857Are you the bronya love poster?
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Probably wasted 40-50 clocks but I think I finally got a decent evil nature
>>534195365hot as fuck, I'm stealing this one
>>534194475>>534194448>>534194501>>534194514>>534194534>>534194553You guys are mean. Is this any better? These are my support cards, anything else I should change?
>>534195515give her the outfit
it's an affront to your horses if you run them in the stock fit
>>534195754>only one targeted debuff against end closersgood luck
>>534195301That's the part that creates the gap moe
>>534194532grass choking el
>>534195796anon where the FUCK are your cards
I got that Narita Taishin is a meta-defining End Closer, but is she a meta-defining parent? If I like other End Closers do I want them to inherit Nemesis?
>>534195754you need more power or her debuffs aren't gonna hit on the last spurt
Does anyone have ID to a friend with MLB Yaeno? The friend database doesn't let you search for her card yet..
>>534195886>If I like other End Closersso... Gold Ship?
>>534195365She can totally break off
What is she even doing?
>>534195917I'll get you one in a sec, might be full though since I stole it from a leddit thread last night
>>534195957>Not Turning Top Gun into a End runnernot gonna make it
>>534195872imagine mating press while whispering to her ears that you love her
>>534195957Like Hishi Amazon or Tamamo Cross, thinking of the future here.
>>534195621>>534195668mass murder
they didnt want to play goo goo babies
>>534195796you have very little cards anon
I'd say you're probably new, which means you shouldn't worry about CM aside from beeing urself
but you have mlb spe so you can't be that new.... did you not roll on kita?
When people say 18* parents are they talking about 2 9* or do they mean 9*blue and red sparks?
>>534195886Not as much of a meta parent as Seiun Sky for fronts
>>534195917824127913629
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haven't checked if any of them are lv 50 though
>>534196101What's this weebo's problem?
>>5341962962 blue 9* spark parents
>>534196296two 9* blue
>>534196315But should I consider doing some pulls if I want my future Tamamo Cross to be the best it can be?
>>534196216I am not new, but I do play very casually.
I didn't pull for Kitasan because I was very unlikely to MLB her, and if I was going to borrow a max one anyways, I figured I may as well save my pulls for when her banner returns with better rates.
>>534196296it's blue. rolling blue sparks is already insane. if you ask people to roll for 3* blue & red you may as well go to the mental institution that accepts patients rolling for 3* blue and 3* ura finale
Has anyone ever in between their horse gooning sessions stopped for a minute to think about the fact that a single pull, that ya know
will probably give you something like 2 SRs of which 1 will be unusable in any capacity and 8 Rs which are literally nothing
That that costs $21?
Isn't that kind of insane?
That's the price of some full games
Sorry for asking this question. I'll go back to gooning now.
>>534196101Shut up Weeb Wonder!
>>534195461It was that Norn gal that corrupted her all the way back in the sticks.
>>534196560why abusing your trainer is so normalized?
>>534195819I have 2 vs end closers?
>>534195893I see lots of people say this but desu I've seen lot of Natures with even lower stats still be in range to get their debuff off
>>534195796i said to get a lb3 super creek because if gets easier to level up friendship with her
>Fuji perform a trick by disappearing my dick and cum in her tits again
>>534196560Apologize because I know she's wearing horseshoes down there
>>534196509you can dump your rolls into creek soon. It's less about getting the card but more about filling out your SRs
>>534196558Anon realises that paying for carats is pure whale activity while you could just spend $30 on a selector and get an SSR you want
can gold skills get turned into white spark as the non-gold version (am i punished for grabbing the gold skill if im hunting for sparks)
is there a limitation on how white sparks can be passed down (if grandparent has corner recovery, can i get the skill and it turned into my white spark)
>>534196519>730626239205>>534196505>>534196463>>534196452oh ok that's what I hoped, thanks for the answers
>>534196664That's part of the reason why getting into Central as a trainer is actually harder than as a uma.
They gotta vet if you have the physicality to handle the punishment.
>>534196790>9 mixed 4 turf 2 medium (6 pink) 3 URAYour point?
>>534196560no amount of meta could get me to roll for a such an ugly little boygirl. It's like if she's Neru from BA except she's not sexy
>>534196558I dont goon and make over 120k a year. I dont mind spending a bit on it every other month ro rollll
>>534196558That's just the reality of gacha games, anon
The 'instant value' buy options are overpriced because that's how they get you
Anyone with a hint of foresight would spend that 21 dollars on the monthly pack for three months, the same value, which gives 1500 paid carats and 4500 freebies
And also spending wisely on things like selector tickets during anniversary events
>>534196743When will we get selector offer?
Is it half Anni or Anni?
>week's eyes lighting up when she wins
I want to destroy that
HOOOOW does 489/350/409/175/298 lose to 308/267/287/277/278? Tell me this game is fucking rigged.
>>534196717Oh wow what a dastardly uma!
>>534196558Thank whales for their service so we can play this game for free.
>>534196696>I have 2 vs end closers?yeah i missed that, my bad
>>534196972>destroying her joyDon't.
>>534196558im unemployed so i if i think on that i get sad
>>534196560imagine breaking her in the bed, like I doubt her fragile body could handle it
>>534196880people say speed sparks are glue until they fail their hopeless steaks
>>534196993489 speed turns into 258 speed when behind a 258 uma
Taishin is the kind of uma to boss you around and act distant in public but give you a nice welcome and meal once you come back home
>>534196993Your trainee was lacking guts and the will to win.
>>534197101I never fail a steak tho.
>teio's voice
Jesus christ sounds like a fucking baby. No wonder everyone hates her
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>534196717forces you to get a paizuri as a luck totem before the race
>>534197142Front ran the whole race until el illegal alieno came up and shanked me in the arse.
>>534197245it sounds like the serenade of an angel.
>my father is le wrestl- ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE FORGIVE ME KEN-SAMA
>>534197312Getting brainwashed by Super Creek...
I know these stats are for career mode only, but what are the stamina thresholds for team trials / daily races?
>>534197186so kinda like Air Groove but smaller?
>>534197275But would you make her eat her vegetables?
There will be more Uma Stories, yes? I want more mini-SoL eps with Nice Nature.
I cant tell if just the memelords gravitate to King Halo
or there is just one shitposter spamming her?
feel like she is the designated shitposting horse
>>534196558>250 bucks to afford x365, paid fifty carat pulls, off the $70 5k pack>84 bucks on the monthlies for 24k carats a year>334 a year which causes to be decently ahead from normalfags but which is totally not required because you won't have to pull that much in the first place
>>534197245i don't think her voice is that bad because she is a kid in the game and anime, the umas that are like older are maruzensky and rudolf and some others
>first run of the day
>get the claw machine event
>always pick up the plushie properly
>it falls off
>thrice
>second run of the day
>get the claw machine event
>pick up the golden sparkle plushies
>it falls off
>thrice
What the fuck? This shit is fucking rigged today for some reason.
She finally got the grass
>>534197245You have summoned the almighty Machico, praise her.
>>534196742Is that really going to make enough of a difference for me to waste my pulls on more creeks? I know I don't have a lot of cards, but I honestly thought the ones I had already were good enough to give me a decent chance. Especially with LB2 Creek.
>>534197493she's really asking for it
>>534197479Broccoli is tasty. She must consume the veggies.
>>534197484Not exactly uma stories, but you can get the Uma Sanpo mini events and go hangout for a bit with your umas.
>>534197493who the fuck saves AI sloppa
>>534197475yes, but the tsundere aspect being bigger in exchange for her length
These kids gonna make me turn this god damn car around...
https://fxtwitter.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1953096579642212431
>>534197547Cute Haru, apparently she's a bit of a sour cunt irl but I would be too after a hundred losses.
which uma would protect you from other umas trying to abuse you?
>>534197674>Broccoli>tastyWhat's next, you're gonna tell me carrots are actually sweet even for non-horses?
>>534197694Calibrate your AI radar, dumbass.
Post more donkey umas. Big floppy ears are good and right.
>2 races in a row with Gourmand refusing to work for my 800 wit Ace
>>534197472Add 400 to that or so. For long/med even more and some recovery skill.
any artists you wish drew uma? for me it's V_cholerae and mizumizuni
>>534197493there's a guy who really hates King and Natie enough to call them reddit but it's probably an assblasted Tachyon fan wanting revenge
>>534197838Orfevre, Dream Journey, Sirius Symboli, girls who think they have an exclusive right to abuse you.
>>534197971Asanagi...oh wait he did.
>>534197838gentildonna, air groove
>>534197656What tipped you off?
>>534197846Roasted carrots taste like sweet potato fries and are very delicious.
>Kitasan only shows up on speed when I am low energy
I can't believe I got tricked into rolling for this BITCH
>Try to put "road" in my profile
>Invalid character
????
>>534197971>mizumizuni based
>oh boy, maybe I should finally do some real prep for this CM
>left-handed, that looks like a good skill
>it is only from Silence Suzuka (uma or card)
>it is technically from very rare track wins (or failing spectacularly and then correcting the demerit) but those are too rare to count on
>I do not have Silence Suzuka
>ok I'll borrow the card
>it comes from the rare event (charming level of rare on Sweep)
>have to proc it
>have to win the 20% white spark roll after procing it to even hope to free myself from borrowing the card
>have to use the parent with the spark no matter how bad the rest of the sparks are or continue trying
>have to keep this skill in the lineage, because if it disappears then I have to start all over for it
>if it rolled 1 or 2* then it will only rarely show up
>3* gene is a 5% chance to roll if I got the spark in the first place
ok this is a level of autism I was unprepared for...
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PALMER YOU BITCH
GIVE ME BACK MY ENERGY
>>534198158Probably a word that was part of a link to an RMT site that was being shilled in another version.
Use "cI" instead of the "d"
Do I care about any of these for long?
When was the last time you managed to finish with anything good, Its been 50 runs since my last blue 3*, since then all my whitespark combo/ace farming attempts have been glue transfers.
>>534198108i think he even did r18 of her, some of these days i saw a daiwa scarlet that would look like his artstyle
>>534198108Why does she wear an outfit that focuses all attention to her tits
>>534198036Dream Journey is possessive?
>>534197694I already stop caring about slops
I just judge things by its own merit
if a slops looks good then I will save it slop or not, most time it probably wont
trying to nittpick things because its slop just tired you out
its like living in thailand and then worry whatever if someone is a guy or not
if it looks hot then you fuck it simple as
>>534198321Probably only wet conditions, but don't take my word for it I'm no expert at this game.
>>534193773graded is the actual whale bracket
>>534198235on top of being cute, almond eye is a goddess of sex and eroticism
>>534198321Depends on the track.
This time 571/628/525/256/402 losing to381/192/401/297/311. Like, how does this work? Career mode races are actually rigged, right? Like the other uma have hidden stat boosts or something?
>>534198482need more guts
>>534198321wet conditions is good because they will let you be even with the debuff of power
>>534198216You're just gonna sap fun out of it for yourself by sweating too hard, anon
Just settle for 'good enough to probably get to finals', that's what I'm doing
>just replzce aoi with any other card
>stats are a million times better
The skill points and mood ups ain't worth it
>>534193773a lot of whales play the game fast and loose, graded has some genuine autists in it.
>>534198482>struggling on URAI believe you are in need of witmaxxing saar.
>>534197846Yeah and chicken breast is actually wet and juicy if you're not a shit cook.
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Another 1* guts...
watch burger honse race
https://www.youtube.com/live/jcV469XD5rg
>>534198216i just want to race honses man
>>534198409>if ai slops looks good then I will save itso this never happens?
>>534198482watch the FUCKING RACE you mongoloid
>>534198406>Dream Journey is possessive?She literally disappears the competition, only real yandere besides Still in Love who's Still not In.
>>534198108asanegro's art sucks so bad
Someone post the Orfevre scene where she is claiming you in front of other umas
>>534198406>her story starts with her making others umas who wanted to train with you disappear
>>534198614Not an answer.
>>534198649Yeah I watched the other horse get first before mine. What now?
>>534198463>tummy piercingAlright Almondfag you got me this time
>>534198654>who's Still not In.She has a high chance to come out this month.
>>534198375Rice has some of the biggest ears in the game and I have no idea why unless the IRL Rice had massive ears as well.
>>534198463Her mom must be so proud
>Mejiro McQueen with A Front Runner
>250+ Speed and Stamina, other stats at 125+
>do Maiden Race
>5th place
>try 2nd Maiden Race
>2nd place
??????
>>534198731If you're unable to glean any information from watching a race then you're terminally retarded
how the FUCK do I get the director event with Breath of Fresh Air?
>>534198798I think Zenno has the same huge type of ears. Biawa's ears are also pretty big too.
Rice is a donkey in denial
>>534197928Alright that's just impossible with my current sparks/support cards so I'll keep winging it.
>>534198365Bro....those are all non japanese AI generated slop that's copying his art.
>>534198401She secretly likes people staring.
>>534198729No one cared so much for me...
>>534198853make her a frontrunner and ou never lose
>>534198881umamusume is a luck game
>>534198872I gleaned that cygames is fibbing the numbers to trick me into buying carats.
>>534197846>doesn't like carrotsshit taste
man I need to stop, watching images and videos of the real horses in their old age (if they even made it that far) makes me sad (this one is ikuno)
>>534198872I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.
>>534198809>More slop>Not even yakuza triggering pornIt's shit.
>>534198881it's random, and you need more than 400 power or you get a mood down instead
>>534198216CM grinding is for retards or people with no goals that desperately need a goal or they will drop the game.
In the future we will be getting spark sets that blow the current ones out of the water consistently. Twice the grey sparks per parent, far better availability of cards to customize sparks, far better availability of cracked borrow parents.
The game's consistent slow power-creep is a great way to keep goals coming as you can't just get lucky once and never need anything ever again.
>>534198913then i was baited
>>534199031Breath of Fresh Ass
>>534198885>her roommate also has massive earsFunny. That must be on purpose.
>>534199038Back to the island
*18 stam sparks or *9 stam/*9 power sparks for golsi?
>>534198638wake me up when the next G1 happens
>>534198409>its like living in thailand and then worry whatever if someone is a guy or notIF YOU START TO SEE "HIS" PENIS AND PROCEED TO HAVE SEX WITH "HIM" THEN YOU'RE A FAGGOT 100%
>>534199038Sounds like a (You) problem.
>>534198216White spark farming is absolutely insane behaviour
What jp does is in the future when you have several thousand SP free at the end of runs and 100+ skills to learn is just learn as many good ones as possible so that you'll proc a bunch of white sparks while you're farming for blues/pinks instead of trying to learn hyper specific ones to minmax
>>534199028i watched haru urara and grass wonder and get a little sad since i wanted to meet them in person one time before they are gone, but it will probably not happen
>>53419922012 stam 6 power
>>534198482what race was it?
speed and power arent that much higher so theres a chance you just get outsped by a late/end with skills even if you dont get boxed
I need more military Umas
I'd be really funny if there's an uma musume that would just straight up bribe/hire you or gaslights you into training her by making other umas fuck off
>>534198409I judge them fairly. If they look really good, Iโll drop them a SEXO or something like that. If theyโre just run-of-the-mill garbage, Iโll just call them dog shit.
>>534198216this amount of CM autism is only happening because of the steam release btw, it was never like this in JP
once the first one ends and metafags realize it's not a big deal it'll quiet down
>>534199212I hate that uppity gremlin.
why yes i avoid focus on front runner curren-chan so that she can actually hopefully pass someone to activate her unique
It's getting harder to tell sloppa. And my dick is starting not care...
Are we getting Satono Diamond as a trainee in the future?
>Unlimited Impact's default front singer is Urara
based?
>front runner Scarlett
>enter her to a Mile
>press skip
Holy shit. I wish they'd let you watch the replay when you skip the race because I want to see how she screwed up THIS badly.
>>534199028They're enjoying out a nice life on the farm after making it big, what's sad about that? What's more sad is thinking about all the muri jobbers that never won a race and what their retirement looks like (if they even get to).
>>534197846snappy fresh broccoli is great. love to have me some carrot in basically anything. the only bad vegetables are poorly prepared ones or ones that aren't fresh. I'll happily eat a fresh tomato on it's own or a tomato sandwich but I'll spit out a shitty watery tasteless shit tomato
this game needs more shonen appeal
first it should have auras like the U.M.A. NEW WORLD intro
second if multiple umas activate their ultimate it should play the ult video one after the other or all at the same time
>>534199506You can definitely tell this one is sloppa from her earring.
When is the sleep rape Uma coming out?
>>534199468I need the source for this
PLEASE
>>534199419Both were miles.
>>534199428The last thing I need in more tankies and /k/ NIGGERS infesting even more hobbies, fuck off
>>534199543I want one of those giant plushies
A lot of (you) are just closet homosexuals damaged by porn addiction and it shows.
>>534199315>SSR stamina card that has the worst possible recovery skillsMy only problem with her
>>534199575no dirt umas yet please understand, she's the face until Falco comes out
>>534199453anon thats literally what happens in dream journey's story.
>>534199028They made it already, most never make it anywhere and even those that do like they did, they usually die well before they're 30.
>>534199598he's probably sad because he's watching dead ones going by the dictus pic
>>534199632cry about it faggot
>>534199536>Are we getting Satono Diamond as a trainee in the future?Yes, you get her shortly after playable Kitasan Black.
When do you guys usually use parfait? I use them in legend race if mood is below normal. Not sure if I should use for pvp since I am now seeing random 3 carrot and sash drops.
>SR King Halo breakpoint is 3*
>mine is still 1*
>>534199594My money is on late start, rushed into BROCKED
>>534199706That is amazing
What the actual fuck, that's EVIL evil
>>534199315I have a sudden urge to join the Satono group
>25% into don't overdo it into gold inspiration
getting mixed signals
>>534199706>makes every other horse fuck offHow? I thought golshit's family wasn't rich like the Mejewros
>>534199858She runs in that?
>>534199869never, im a hoarder
>>534200037Only in G1, duh.
>>534200028Do you want to get in the way of a family known for being literally insane
>>534200006It's over for you.
>>534199536there are 28 banners before we get the season 3 umas starting with kita, then hauser and then dia
>>534200006So happy for you anon. Very nice.
>>534200006KILL
YOURSELF
MULTIPLE
TIMES
EXPLODE
>>534198216>you make the perfect uma parents>no golden inheritance event>none of your beautiful sparks show up>run over>this on top of trying for S medium and/or turf>your deck is full of agemasen cards>Super Creek didn't show up againtoreina-san, I'm tired....
>>534200006fucking explode
>>534200006I hope you got what you wanted, your future rolls be damned
>>534200185I wasn't expecting porn anyway, I just wanted to see the rest
I'm slowly building a stash after kitasan black drained my balls. Should I blow my load on Mayano(wife) banner? I don't want to roll fucking cards anymore, I want girls.
>>534200006>pulling AND wasting your luck before Super Creek?????????????
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>>534199506sloppa gets a bad reputation because of the sheer amount of cheap generic default artstyle sloppa that pervades image sites and cheap patreons
if you put a marginal amount of effort into making sure it actually comes out decently then it's great for just quickly and easily getting something you want that might not actually be drawn anywhere else
>>534200006>Unusable horse>Unusable horse>Worse TeioSorry this happened to you Anon...
>>534200107jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle
Don't feel bad bwos, not everyone can be a winner.
Uma is temperment game.
How am I supposed to get good skills in addition to good sparks
This is simply ridiculous.
>>534199723that's a rabbit
>>534200006Iโm praying for your downfall
>team trials
>long 3400m
>opponent has 300 stam umas with 1200 speed
>I have 700-900 stam umas with 900-1200 speed
>neck and neck with 3 of their umas besting one of mine
Kek
>>534199706>become a trainer at Cowtits Academy>you get marked by an obsessive serial killer uma>she's canonically the flattest thing in the universeActual Hell for that trainer.
>accidentally get Goldship's secret event
>get afflicted with Gatekept
lel
>>534200367If you just want umas then yes, you can just dump it on Top Gun.
>>534200185Game Satono Diamond wouldn't do this
>>534200475you farm skills and stats at the same time?? all you need is 600/600/600
>>534200372this nigga saving for little plastic cards instead of horse pussy roflmao
>>534199914His
>when you brocked you brockedhas been living rent free in my head for over a week now
>>534200006what's the chance of this even happening?
4x 3 stars and 2 of those are the banner Uma?
1%?
>>534200376Isn't it fundamentally fucking scummy to have a powerful image generator and have it mimic human drawing styles and strokes like someone put an ounce of effort into it?
>>534200376People just need to use artist tags
>>534200512I love flat girls now haha..... kill (me)
>>534200519>Goldship's secret eventWait what? How do you unlock it
bros, recommend me an end gold ship deck. How many stamina and power cards should I have?
>>534200682Yes, however artists are huge fags so pick your poison
>running suzuka career
>Game bullying her in the loading screen
What the FUCK
>>534200376>pic unrelated
>>534200747You have to beat the Year 2 and Year 3 Takarazuka Kinen.
>>534200376This. 90% of sloppers don't impaint.
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>>534200549please don't laugh at my wife's name
>>534200475don't hyper-fixate on blue sparks at first, try to build a white spark pool with a strategy/distance in mind. then get those uma to one day produce a good blue spark
blue sparks were good when decks were really weak and you would literally fail your runs without them. now they are still good but for quality spark farming you can afford to focus pink and white for a while. an uma with good pinks and whites will eventually produce an ultimate child with good blues and hopefully brings some of that pink and white work over.
>>534200747Do the T Kinen in year 2 and win. In Year 3 there'll be different dialogue and a choice. It's by far the shittiest secret event in my opinion. Compared to Opera who gets rewarded for doing 3 of the best fan count additional races with ridiculous fat stat boosts, mood up and skill points as a reward
>>534200849wait, so winning two races gets you a debuff, that sounds retarded
>>534199706Hello, police?
>>534200893How long do we have to wait for her? She's not even a 3*
>>534200923its actually secretly a buff because end closers want to stay out of the pack
>>534200709yeah pretty much
>>534200682assuming you're not doing something genuinely scummy like selling it for your own profit or acting like you're some amazing genius for knowing how to do basic generation not really in my opinion
>>534199706Is there an issue anon?
>>534200762Could be worse, could be THAT Fuku event
>>534200665Getting 4 umas (without any of additional math I once maybe knew how to perform) 0.014% chance here.
>>534200986Forever, she's Spring 2027 but gets like 3 fucking cards before that
>>534201019sure buddy, I'll do a 6 guts deck too since it hits 3 stats all at once
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>>534199626its very hard to guess whats happening without an image like picrel
perhaps skills didnt activate
perhaps you late started into getting blocked for a while
maybe your aptitude for miles is b or lower for some reason
>>534200923The event gives stats and skill points too. It's just a random chance to either get Charming or Gatekept
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>be a Halofag
>be a Ardanfag
>be a Crownfag
>cheerleader Halo is still far away
>Ardan is still far away
>Crown is ridiculously far away
This game SUCKS. Accelerate it even faster.
>>534200762now someone post the matikanefukukitaru's conversation with suzuka. suzukafags will never recover
>>534201051>assuming you're not doing something genuinely scummyI'd appreciate if people would at least do the bare minimum to tag it as AI.
>>534199506>her hands>earringYou have brain problems anon, all your blood is flooding your dick.
>>534200571she literally drags you to a suspension bridge to force you to fall in love with her
>>534199594You can watch skipped races if you alt-f4 or close the app before clicking Continue.
When you load the career, after that, the Replay button appears and you can watch the race
>>534201234I don't remember this at all. When does this happen?
>>534200893>he has a wife you know>you know what she's called?
>>534200367When I started I hated how you have to pull for boring cards instead of horses but now I possibly am more excited about pulling them instead of umas. this game fucked me up man
you will never be able to convince me that kitasan black and satono diamond aren't regularly sneaking out after curfew to go to seedy establishments and get railed while holding hands
>>534201193oh yeah i'll definitely agree with that
absolutely nobody should be making AI art and not letting that fact be known
unfortunately like many things it is a service that is taken advantage of and can't really be trusted to not be misused by most people
DIRECTOR AKIKAWA
THE UMAS
THEY'RE BEING FORCEFUL
THIS ISN'T PART OF BEING A TRAINER
>>534201193My slop either ends up on 4chan or in a folder somewhere. Both places equally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
>get Winning Ticket card
>but a dupe in club shop
>get carat reward for number of cards
>get carat reward for number of uncaps
She truly is a winning ticket
>>534199706>Dream journey is possessive >Orferve calls you her property bros would they fight each other for (you)
>>534201138low stamina + blocked (when you are blocked you are blocked)
>>534200006How do people know if this is true?
1 AM in Indonesia
>>534201512
>Doing WT story race
>See some new faces like Biko
>Check JP release date
>2024???
So several Umas have models in-game, but need to wait a long long time to be playable?
>>534201459If you mean your trainer dorm by "seedy establishments", then yeah
>>534201406>reddit tachyon
>>534201548You could do an entire Royal Rumble anon
>>534201590as long as they have a card they will be able to show up as support events + the next scenario they can be teammates so they needed the model first
also standard gacha faire unfortunately
>>534201459The only thing they do is me.
>>534201590Yes. Helios took forever to show up too, though not quite that long.
>>534199632Here before you. Horses are inherently /k/-adjacent without even looking at cavalry.
>>534199428America's (Korea) finest filly.
>>534201717/uma/rumble when
Fucking hell just how much stamina does Teio need to not suck ass?
>>534201769Is it just me or is Gold Ship getting better? Early on, she used to be stuck in the pack and get 10th or lower but now she's consistently placing top 3 or even winning
>>534201459My trainer dorm is nicknamed seedy establishments
>>534201769>Ogureddit crapdoesnt count
>>534201590Yes I also found it insane originally that they have 100+ umas fully modelled with race outfits that they don't do anything with for years upon years.
tricking Tachyon into signing my resigning form as her trainer
Akebono's giant donuts brocked both of us
>>534195676not a parent run
just a failed run with no rainbows on senior year
>>534199428We get at least one confirmed war horse as NPC later on.
>>534200902On that note what kind of borrowed sparks should I be trying to find to make horses that can beat the URA and potentially become good parents?
>>534201960I think umas would either get depressed or breadown/crashout if you're already with them as far as mid classic year and you leave them
>Hop on
>Do dailies
>Do a few career runs
>Collect rewards
>Request Bakushin song
>Hop off
Today was a good day.
>>534201637>wake up at trainer dorm>go down to kitchen to make some coffee>awkwardly avoid eye contact with other trainers while we all pretend that everyone in the building didn't hear you having bed breaking sex with your trainee last night
(You)r favorite Uma is le Reddit Material!
There is only one kino wife for you in this game.
>>534202095Isn't she one of the three goddesses?
>>534202208I don't have the patience to do more than 2 career runs, most often just 1 unless I was unsatisfied with the result of the previous attempt.
I'm ngmi.
Mejiro Redditqueen
Tokai Redditeio
Special Reddit
Silence Redditzuka
Redditwa Scarlet
Redka
Thanks for the Gold Ship kind stranger
>get a 3* stamina spark on Goldshi run
Bros, I'm gonna make it
>>534188593 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
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>>534199428>>534202095We also have the rights to a Grenadier Guards
>>534202205even someone like goldship?
>>534197846any veg is good if prepared well
carrots and pumpkin are the easiest way to add sweetness to any dish without actually adding sugar
>>534202295Yes, she fought in King William's War.
>>534199598jobber horses go to farms, the police and to entertain kids bro, there's no retirement
>running 2 ace 1 debuffer for cm
>doing alright in practice rooms but not outstanding
>swap to 1 ace 2 debuffer
>teio proceeds to destroy every lobby like they're her own legs
I'm giving in to my Evil Nature and it feels Wonderful
Did I get trolled into thinking the Urara guts card is good? It has no skills.
You do have more fans than a bald streamer right?
>Hydrate
thanks Spe
that's one borrow down for nothing
>>534201960>w-well, aren't you a sneaky *sniff* guinea pig?>I guess I'll have to search for a n-n-new one hehe *sniff*
>>534202275Aoi sexually abuses Happy Meek every time she screws up in Kiryuin family dungeon.
>>534202095>the most popular theory is that the horse was captured at the Battle of Buda (1686)>Other sources speculate he was one of three Turkish stallions captured at the Battle of Vienna>He was definitely the war horse of Captain Robert Byerley, who was dispatched to Ireland in 1689 during King William's War and saw further military service in the Battle of the Boyne.>Captain Byerley was nearly captured while reconnoitering the enemy, "owing his safety to the superior speed of his horse"I much prefer the design of the other two Goddesses but this is cool as fuck.
>>534202589It is good AFTER the guts rework
So, will she survive Long?
>>534202640How does guts change?
>>534202295wait, the three goddesses get an appereance later?
>>534202591I thought he just played it as a joke for a couple of streams what's going on over there
What's the discount that you get for buying skills at the end of a career? Is it just 1 free hint level on everything? So a blanket 10%?
>>534202589It's pretty good if you really lacking cards.
DANCHOU SOMEONE IS DOING IT AGAIN
>>534202698If she fails to proc 1 recovery and gets hit with a debuff she dies
i was on the edge of my seat the whole race
>>534202591hahaha o-of course
>>534202591>danchou will kick me not because I'm short on my quota but because a streamer has a higher score than I do>>534202765>w-what's going onThe casino won
>>534202789I don't think you get any extra discount, just that buying at the end means you've gotten all possible hints. I know I just bought a couple skills after URA with no discount.
>>534202591wtf... he said he doesn't care about Uma Musume. What is this?
>>534202810he used his last sprint shoe on you guys
going to start doing 1-shoe donations to dirt shoe requestors
play stupid games get stupid prizes
>>534202765Dude's actually hooked on the game and so is his friend group but he still thinks his audience are normies so pretends to be weirded out by the anime girls
>>534202765Roguelite autism
Is there debuffers for other distances? Medium seems to have all the good debuffs.
>>534202810Ask for med shoes and it'll never happen again.
Uhhhh danchode?
Where are the replacements from the people you've kicked
What's so great about clubs, why am I supposed to give a shit about em?
>>534202113if you are still at the stage of play where you are trying to beat URA then you mostly just want stats. Borrow a 9* uma, if they have great white skills it is a huge plus. There are some great parents out there now. use the database or see what people are advertising here or the discord. People don't shill their uma here much though.
>>534203051debuff hell will be even worse in Long CM's
>>534203156you hate free stuff?
>>534202763They get a scenario in the future
>>534203156Free shit for minimum effort (clicking 2 buttons)
They are screening the movie in New York.
>>534199543need gif version
>>534203130alright teio you want to decide today okay rape or the coffee what'll it be
>>534202591>he has more fans than i dowhat the fuck
>>534200923>only +3 stats>charming during 3RD YEARyeah is not that worthy
>>534203236What kind of free stuff, is it worth the minimal effort, especially in a club where nobody cares either?
>>534202205Youโre legally required to stick with them unless they fire you. The politicians are all Umas by the way.
>>534203356support cards, stars, monies, sashes
>>534203156Free carats and club points, they're an absolute nothingburger of a feature unless you pick a club with a daily quota and non-optional discord rp or whatever
Just go with a chill one
>>534203247noooo I saw a picture of these but thought they were just regular unplayable umas, wanted the brown one
>>534202394I'm pretty sure she would just straight up kill you
>>534203393what is the female human/uma ratio anyways
>>534202765He's playing it offstream but he said he won't stream his runs because it would be boring to watch him win every run over and over
I hope he streams his Champions Meeting games just to see him crash out after getting debuffed to hell and back by Nice Nature
>>534201148That's what I'm sayin
We gotta go faster
>>534202765He doesn't really stream it anymore but he says he plays it all the time with his exercise bike and whenever he's got free time.
>>534203356Yes, getting cp is good and the only (?) way to LB welfare cards from the story.
>>534202765He doesn't stream it because there's not much variation. We'll probably see some champions meet stuff maybe
>>534203550Enjoy your pure Japanese trad wife anon
are these two gold worth it?
I want to get my oshi's fan title
Can I fan max and still win her career?
>>534202591>>534203546>Got a LOT more fans than I doAnd here I thought this balding subhuman was shit posting the entire time, guess fucking not.
>>534202765[GOOD NEWS] he likes the game
[BAD NEWS] he still pretends to be weirded out by anime
>>534203156You trade shoes for CP
>>534203247weren't these just some satono VR thing and not actually them?
>>534203738Escape Artist is extremely good, mandatory
Unrestrained is good too but if someone sneaks in front before final corner it might not proc
>>534203738escape artist is really good, unrestrained doesnt do anything
Thread is near the end so I'll ask
Any similar raising simulators? Saw the Konami baseball stuff shilled but I don't like baseball. Is it just this and like Monster Rancher?
>>534203932>Front runner>Get to the frontIf you aren't first mid race you aleady fucked up.
el director gives you unique skill but what's the point of the reporter lady
>>534203924Satono Group pushing AI sloppa goddesses onto the uma masses
>>534203870Even when he was streaming, he was taking it more seriously pretty quickly. He might be one of the only streamers who'll actually stick with the game for a substantial amount of time.
>>534204080this is a vtuber general
>>534204205from daily login yes
>>534203904>>534203208ANONNNNNNNNNN
DON'T ABBREVIATE CLUB POINTS
ANONNNNNNNNNNN
>>534204246Only Pakatube is allowed
>>534203870IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING KENJIRO TSUDA?
>>534203825alright thanks anon
About to get fired from my job, time for tons of uma sex
>>534204261We can easily make more cp by laundering shoes
But Opera... I am your only fan...
how can i make this better for CM?
>>534204410>playtime bufflucky...
put more shoe requests, i need more CP
>>534204454Opera looks like she was a huge loser before starting racing
>uma&co
>"rank 100 or better"
>rank 244
I need a webm of Hyahide pushing you down for getting too close in her victory screen.
Onegai.
>>534204373just run japan cup and arima kinen both years every time if you're able to, with average fan bonus from cards that's at least 200k from those alone per run
>golden inspiration
>doctor success
>onsen tickets
Still Maruzensky managed to bottle the A rank with her retarded negative conditions.
>>534204410I do that since game launch, I put in my notice and been playing at least two hours during work nowadays.
>>534204080That's a really pretty spe-chan
>>534204526>when you ask about the pregnancy test
>>534204652She's old. Be patient with her.
Does the SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN Spe get a katana to execute gaijins with
>>534204652How do you get golden inspirations?
>>534204410I literally play this game all day and do 1 hour of work and somehow still haven't been fired yet. Bizarre how it all works.
>>534204791It's the little things like this that give them so much personality.
Why is Dia so much more sexual than Kitasan?
>>534204832Bakushin... you may never win a Long G1 race
>>534204974cause she's in love with the trainer
>>534204865By being lucky.
>>534203663thanks chief, the run didn't go as planned but it was worth it who am I kidding she LOST
>>534204791Thanks friend.
>do 40 Rudolf runs over the course of 2 weeks
>not a single 3 spark
>do a single Haru Urara today so I can get an A-rank for team trials
>she goes full retard, literally like 5 mood downs, 2 Night Owls, and bricks the run in terms of getting a decent team trials characters
>she gets a 3* Power with not a single white spark
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't come to /uma/ tomorrow.
>>534204974the satonos are a family of sexual predators stretching back a dozen generations
kitasan poorfag never stood a chance
>>534205092Spa ticket = death flag
>>534205121why not tonight?
>>534205121Urara POWERS THROUGH all obstacles
>>534204642I am raping Digitan! I am raping Digitan! Eh? That's not Digitan? That's Digitan's clothes, ergo it's Digitan!
>>534205092holy shit, you have my condolences....
>>534204791head is so big...
>senior year
>ZERO mood down events
>but all the mood up events have been exhausted except for fan mail
Fuck I'm just expecting the deluge of mood downs that kill my near perfect run
>>534205374Bro your claw machine?
>>534205374your trainee lacked guts to finish this career
>>534205374i cast [MOOD DOWN]
>>534204865I can't remember if the golden inspiration chances are affected by your affinity at the start of the run, but I know affinity impacts the event in a big way. Still, luck.
>>534205374Spe-chan is really cute
>>534205278flawless logic
>>534205563OOC, she wouldn't say this.
>>534200006shiraoki-sama please explode his balls
When do you train wit? In senior year summer?
>>534205876every turn
become witgod
>>534200006how in the
what's the chance of this happening? It's physically impossible isn't it
>>534205861then i will do it myself
>>534205932i was given no other choice
>>534204096release the next chapter already you fuck
>>534205876when you're low on energy
I'm getting burned out....
>>534205956clearly its digitally possible
>>534205121SUPER
DUPER
SPARKED
>>534205956brother the only upper limit is your number of rolls. each roll has a 3% chance of being top rarity, there is no rule where if 1 hits the 3% chance that the rest aren't allowed to. this is the same fallacy that makes people think you're magically not gonna fail the turn after you just failed despite the odds still including a fail chance.
>>534206032>every wit SR at MLBlol
>>534206245teio wouldn't do that she's a responsible young lady
>gold inspiration
>none of my pink sparks proc
AIEEEEEE
>>534206245she will rape you
>>534206389Get that skill hint Bakushin
>>534205374>4 mood down eventsSUPER CREEK EVENT CHAIN DOESNT FUCKING FINISH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. YOU HAD A WHOLE YEAR TO DO ONE EVENT
I'm convinced Pasa's route is rigged what the fuck
>basically the same stats as Spe except 300 more speed
>she easily blows past
>>534206035"delay it another month" you said?
ON IT
>>534206389you can make king orange and get the skill hint
>>534205956It's 0.0014 percent or something but it's not that little as you might think.
It's 14 in 100000 and considering how many people play this game and how many 10 rolls they do, I'm pretty sure it happened many times.
>>534206603why I feel the urge of impregnating an otaku?
>>534206556you should visit irl racetracks and bet on the horse with the best top speed record, surely that will guarantee free money.
for training a good CM horse, do I still run every G1 I can, or do I go for maximum stats instead?
>>534206603>belly button on the far right side of her torsoai glop or high school artist?
>>534206524>>534206584It was Front Runner Straightaways O
>>534206528>near perfect spe killed by creekGyahahahahah
>>534206603>I will wear a shirt that says UMA so that everyone knows I'm an UMA!
>>534206926Thats not bad!
>>534206851>bro just bet on the horse that has no outstanding characteristic beyond being dramatically slower
>>534206603stupid nerds with slutty bodies are the best!
>>534206890Case by case basis. Default should be running G1s because you'll need a lot of skill points to get everything you want, and you if you're at a point where you have too many skill points and not enough good skills it's usually a build issue.
Obviously double check you aren't skipping a +50/+25 training or similar though. Races aren't worth giving up 60+ stats but the chance of that happening on every G1 is unlikely
>>534206528I got absolutely blown the fuck out by Narita Taishin on a good Biwa run and it was the only race she lost. I have no idea how she did it, she beat everyone by something like 10 lengths.
>>534203165if people here need and 9* power then i am free to share anytime since i am still with 3ooish followers, and the cap is 1000
>>534206969ask winning ticket what she does on her days off
>>534206596yeah, anyone that spent a few hours rerolling likely saw this, you're doing thousands upon thousands of 10-pulls.
>>534206969it says JMA you stupid idiot
yukino/bijin expire tomorrow, is it finally creek time?
>>534206905artist fucked up
>>534206969It's a brand, silly!
do you think spesuzu's ever explored each other's bodies
>>534206245Sex with Teio while she holds you down with Uma strength because you are a weak human.
>>534205876only do good friendship trainings.
if there's none, you stall till one shows up.
red energy, do a race
yellow energy, train wits
green energy, recover
you should only ever hit blue energy from a REALLY good multifriendship training.
if you know an energy restore is coming up like new years or raffle ticket, you can pivot to accomodate it.
>>534207036it turns out racing is possible to bet on specifically because it has context outside of a direct spreadsheet comparison. let me guess, you didn't even factor what the starting gates of the 2 horses were when you starting whining, despite that being a massive difference in performance quality?
>>534206969I will wear a shirt that says Teio's husband so that everyone knows I'm Teio's husband
Just got a second 9* power parent
Light on skills, but hey
>>534206967Why does she always look like she should be in Inousha Shoujo?
>>534207394>3* power>2* green spark>2* URAIt's more than fine.
nyoposters are malicious. do not trust them.
>>534207237Well yes but also
>>534207412Sweet lime green G-Shock girl
>>534207381fuck goldship, make her race until she passes out
surely nothing bad will happen to you
>>534207314shut the FUCK up poindexter it's my God given right to whine on a mongolian basketweaving forum when I lose. do you even know what catharsis is
>>534207557cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Just had my first hot spring event with her
>>534207669it's your god given right to whine and my god given right to make you aware that you are whining impotently about something you don't even understand.
This could've been spectacular if I had gotten just 1 rainbow training during the first half of senior year.
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do i stop rerolling now
>>534207817no one on this earth has ever appreciated your presence
>>534208064ad hominems don't erase the facts I've stated, they just make it clear you know you can't argue against what I said
>>534208047Not unless that's your third kitasan.
>>534207314>he doesn't knowhorce race betting has been mathematically solved for decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Benter
>>534208216>you said something that wasn't an argument but I MUST make it one >PLEASE play this game with me or I will lose my boner
>>534204641>reddit meme>cat faggotadds up
>>534208584it's funny how you think replying over and over saying nothing of substance is somehow doing something when we established a while ago in the chain that you can't say anything valid against the pretty basic facts here. an argument takes 2 people, nobody forced you to reply when I explained to you how it works.
>it's your fault i keep make inane arguments because you replied
>but also PLEASE reply to me it's my only validation in life
>>534209347is there anything more pathetic than replying but not actually replying in hopes that it means the other person doesn't notice and you get """the last word"""" you do desperately crave?
>>534209576i don't care about you getting the last word. this isn't a debate. what the fuck are we supposedly debating? you're just a sperg i set off
>>534209765>i don't care about you getting the last wordfunny how you keep replying without adding anything of substance. I'm the last one that said anything of any value at all.
>this isn't a debatesure it isn't sweetie
>you're just a sperg i set offagain quite funny, considering you're posting full of rage at this very moment. very emotionally charged language, lots of ad hominems, lack of actual substance in the posts, yet I'm the one "set off" in your mind, curious.
>>534210008>sure it isn't sweetieyou are mentally ill (not debatable)
>>534210130of course sweetie, just put on blinders any time facts come into play and hyperfixate on something that upsets you instead, very valid and not at all unstable.
>practice poor
>full energy
>2% to fail because of practice poor
>ACTUALLY FAILED A TRIPLE RAINBOW BECAUSE OF 2%
watdafak
>>534210336i genuinely don't know what convinced you this is an argument in the like dozen posts where i said this isn't an argument and didn't argue with you. no informing you that you are a raving lunatic is not an argument, it's just a fact "sweetie"
>>534210618go to the actual thread this is the homeless man screams at you thread
he's probably gonna yell at you about probability or something for daring to complain
>>534210796>i genuinely don't know what convinced you this is an argument in the like dozen posts where i said this isn't an argumentSo you admit you've spent a dozen posts trying to convince me of something and yet you don't think it's an argument, curious.
>>534210618yeah practice poor can suck, it's why practice perfect is so good.
>>534210989damn you sure are seething.
>>534203904>MCMICHAEL claimed that post was a joke.
>>534208874Dude you're a fag. Not everything is a debate. Stop being so fucking cringe.
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