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Love boobs

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>534188724
test it out, some rooms have been hosted already

I'm not even winning the general lobbies CM... it's over

i feel like the reason people don't like narita taishin is because she was translated to be even more annoying than she actually is.

The most miserable part of trying to get good uniques on an end closer is the dogshit affinity they have with everyone currently

Reminder that Maruzensky is literally 51 years old

wyd if a facehugger uma attacks you

I love bully

>>534188813
what are you losing to?

Digitan LOVE

>>534188871
that's not just end closers, almost every uma running Taurus has dogshit affinity with Taiki and Maruzensky.

>>534188957
be glad its not fatty oguri my neck would break

I hate Special Week so much

>>534188614
I just burn carats.
>>534188771
I hope.

I hate Hydrate so much

Is sweep Tosho charm event like super rare or anything? I haven't got it a single time in like 40 runs

>>534189021
my auto autism hag wife

>>534188957
If it is a flat chest uma theb I cant breath but it is a busty one....

>>534188976
STOP GETTING BOXED!!

What the fuck is wrong with Narita Taishin? Literally every other turn is a mood down event.

ningen love

>Want hors
>She's still years away from being added
what's her name /uma/

Do white sparks compete with one another at the statue events? Like, if I have some trash white sparks, can they "steal" an appearance from a good spark, or is each one rolled independantly?

Saw someone with a goldship ssr mlb...

>>534189197
I think you should eat your vegetables

>>534189247
Who's this?

>>534189235
I called her a shorty when (you) weren't looking. Sorry about that.

>>534188942
i love my 51 year old hag

Do late starts even matter for end closers since they're trying to sit in the back anyways?

Does this work with green skills?

>>534189369
Hi she's cute (I'm out of rolls)

Roll for you who like!

>>534189305
Hishi Amazon

>>534189464
yes thats the point

>>534189296
Do you think Happy Meek will be mad if I steal her trainer?

>>534188976
Yeah it's pretty fun

need club
715968244918

>>534189021
Lamborghini Mercy
Your trainee, she so thirsty
I'm in that two-seat Lambo
With Maruzensky, she tryna jerk me

>>534189305
dream journey

>>534189464
yes in fact good luck getting it to fire off without

>>534189235
looks like she has 4 regular mood down events like other umas
and then also this -3 mood down event
not sure when that happens

>120 pulls
>no curren chan
its over

A level 25 SSR Gold Ship vs a level 25 SR Zenno Rob Roy

I like the head cannon that Umas can be as tall as real horses.

>>534189526
Her measurements put her as bustier than Daiwa but Ive literally never seen it as remotely possible based on art posted here or the ingame model desu

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how long until I can reunite these 2 dorks?

>>534189503
i can't. she isn't up for another 2 weeks.

>>534189662
I went dry and got her at 196
and then twice more from the spark + a dupe

>>534189305
Dia-chan

>>534189543
>>534189594
how many is "many"?

>>534189305
Almond Milk

>>534189662
I unfortunately had to use THAT

>I've gotten three 3*'s from paid daily rolls
This has been turning out better than that 1500 scam that gave me an Oguri dupe

>>534189373
Your local jobber hors

>>534189305
The big girl from the legend sprint race
idk if she is years away but she's not here atm

>>534189305
Furioso

>>534189796
3

>>534189796
3 or more iirc

Bakushin wife...
Good life...

>>534189235
she has unavoidable super duper mood down + practice poor event
if you cure practice poor before Nikkei Sho, she gets super duper dee mood up + stat boost

Give her what she wants!

>>534189910
>>534189881
Thats a few, not many. Not even several.

>>534189851
do you mean Hishi Akebono?

>>534189891
not much you can do about that, just hope you don't run into these kaibutsu

>>534189636
-3 mood down event happens 1 turn before Kikuka Sho and also gives you Practice Poor
If you are able to cure the Practice Poor by the time she completes the Nikkei Sho she will get a Mood Up, +30 to all stats, 135 skill points, and Practice Perfect double circle. If she still has Practice Poor then she will get a Mood Up, +22 to all stats, and 90 skill points while curing Practice Poor but not obtain the double circle Practice Perfect.

tl;dr if you are training Taishin make sure to get rid of that Practice Poor ASAP

>>534189970
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>534189851
She’s like 2 months away

The Dream

>>534189970
Here

>>534190016
tbf the only one that's guaranteed is [position] savvy

>>534190034
but they're everywhere....

>>534190056
BUT SHES YOUR WIFE, ANON!

>>534189970
*cums*

>>534190036
bring Tazuna and use her Chain 4 to offset everything and get back to training asap

>>534189526
She's out in the coming months bro

Is 1mil fans per day hard?
Like let’s say you’re mostly f2p and have an average amount of responsibility

>>534190081
>>534190030
>2 months
my carots are gonna die

>>534190164
unless you use a doll then you can activate firm conditions and sunny day or the opposite

>>534190130
*rapes*

>>534190261
i don't think so if you make on umas that get it easy, i know that teio goldship and rudolf you can get like 400/500k per run easily

>>534190261
>average amount of responsibility
What does this look like? I am a nepo baby and unemployed btw

https://youtu.be/Y9HY5UC_73c
https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s
https://youtu.be/OpKZ3V9_Ti8

I’ve been doing the daily discounted Uma rolls for a while and I still don’t have ass wonder…

>>534190261
that's 2-3 runs, an hour or two a day depending on how fast you play and if you have the horses that naturally gain lots of fans without paying much attention.

>>534190164
Focus/Concentration could also be good if you're a front runner. Lone wolf too if you're only thinking about career mode

hello /uma/ recently started playing after switching from fgo, can you break down the meta but in terms of fgo for anyone who's played both?

>>534190164
Focus and Concentrate as well

>>534190261
depends how lucky your rolls were
if you barely have any lbs on your SRs its fucking over

>>534190367
gambatte!

say HER name

>>534190261
a spark run is around 350-450k fans
you do 2-3 runs and you are done

i don't know why you would need to do 1m a day tho, the game should never feel like a second job

>>534190362
Good jams.

around 499 days until my wife

Surely you’re more interested in a Mejiro who has a womanly shape

>>534189708
I'm gonna give vodka a little sister

>>534189305
We all know her name

>>534190490
HER name

>>534190437
Lone Wolf is a must-pick

>You have it / Opponent doesn't have it
Free stats

>Opponent has it / You don't have it
Opponent gets free stats

>Both have it
Nullified

You take it to cuck or to be cucked.

Are the various front runners skill to keep the lead good or should I skip them?

>>534189956
Bakushin Bakushins...

>>534190261
Since you get 500k fans per run if you are not a total shitter, its literally just two runs per day
I get 600k+ per run on my medium runners and I don't even have MLB kitasan, just MLB gold cards

>>534190545
Yeah but not necessarily the school bicycle

>>534190582
Or the most likely outcome of both of you wasting points

>>534190550
That’s a guy

>>534190261
it's not hard
but it is encroaching on "annoying" because it's about how much you should be getting if you do all 3 runs, taking average a mix of both jobber/ace making/farming runs, and also not counting days where you don't log in because of said responsibility

>>534190582
you have decrease sweep's mood to get it. any uma with this skill is a psycho

>>534190261
it's literally 3 guest runs which you should already be doing

>>534190678
Dober is a virgin

Anyone here with mlb cards that aren't kita, welfares or srs in their support

>>534190261
That's 2-3 farm runs a day.
Not unattainable, but it means you will be spending most of your TP/playtime on those runs instead of better TT horses or parents

cumming in idol pussy after marriage

>>534190582
does it activate if 2 people have it?
like just activate as a skill but is useless

>>534190443
does it proc when you don't get late started?

>>534190582
I always pick Lone Wolf but I was referring to the Groundwork buff not counting LW in PVP since there's always at least 1 uma running it so you can't rely on it to trigger GW

My luck is so fucking bad holy shit. Rice Shower is truly my soulmate.

>>534190792
I have a 1 MLB Fine Motion. I haven’t had much luck with pulling cards.

cumming in idol pussy before marriage

>>534190836
no

>>534190582
you only need it once per team desu. i take it on my debuffer. i also take maverick if i can.

Fuji after race paizuris

>>534190439
>Godtier
Vodka
>Hag
Super Creek, Maruzensky, Symboli Rudolf
>Correction required
Mayano Top Gun, Tokai Teio
>Dude looks like a lady
Mejiro Ryan
>Do not lewd
Haru Urara
>Shit tier
Daiwa Scarlet

>caring about meta when you haven't even started

>>534190821
All honses are idols though?

>>534190821
>after
I’m cumming in Curren, Falco, and Hokko before we even start dating

what if you don't bring it and the other 2 player does?

>
What do?

>Contains invalid characters.
Is this the final boss of umamusume?

>>534190946
>>Correction required
I didn't listen to /bag/gots when I played fgo, why would I start now with uma?

What are the chances not to cure sickness after 3(THREE) rests in infirmary? My night owl just refuses to go.

Good run ruined. Shitty game is ruining my careers for entire day already.

>>534190654
Homely Bakushin...

>>534190439
all honses good
cards are the meta and plenty are shit

>>534189305
Durandal, Gentildonna, Doto, Marvelous Sunday, Nice Nature (Cheer Leader and New Years), Sakura Chiyono O, Cheval Grand, Vivlos, Verxina, Loves Only You, Kawikami Princess, Satono Diamond, Wonder Acute, Zenno Rob Roy, and Transcend.

>>534190530
This Uma clearly joined Tracen to find her future husband

>>534189015
surely gemini cup will be better

>>534190164
If you know the race beforehand CM then you know the skills needed for it to activate

wtf are these retards building for cm

we are hopeless

https://youtu.be/qxkoT3ozrhQ
>Grinding Island
So this is where pelvises go to die.

>>534190439
You don't need to pull multiple copies of a horse for it to be good (NP) since they're all usable, you care more about the support cards (CE)

>>534191208
>2nd
relatively low amounts of hope

>>534190439
All servants for the same role are basically the same and only CE matter

>>534191145
As Shiraoki wanted her Also to run really fast over long distances

>>534191192
their idol

>>534190439
>after switching from fgo
Did you use up all the 1k SQ and get bored? LMAO

>>534191090
>>534191260
>>534191313
thank you, so it's a CE game

>>534191192
They cutepost
Post something cute.

is your uma oshi part of the retard (affectionate) club?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW6d1acbg9c

>>534191054
>Asks for advice
>Won't take advice
make up your mind woman, what do you want?

>a total of 5 turns pressing infirmary without healing night owl
>went into summer with night owl so I kept losing mood and energy every turn
>still needed to press infirmary 2 more times before it healed after summer
This is the first run I abandoned. I'm also out of borrows now.

>>534191192
She's doing her best!

>>534191382
never played JP, NA all the way, I wouldn't say I quit just not playing unless there's a new story chapter

>CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS
>THE SUN IS REFLECTING ALL THIS ICE

>get MLB satono diamond during kita banner
>curse my luck eternally, leave her at level 1
>feel spiteful impulse to drop all my currency and upgrade her to max
>mfw shes actually good
kitabros...?

>>534191192
meanwhile I exclusively find 1200/1200 oguri fats

Sex Ticket

>>534190439
If you’re worrying about what’s “meta” best be on your way back to FGO. Have fucking fun ffs

I'm on my last day of training before the URA finals and my trainee's wit is 1174, can it get to 1200 if I win the finals?

i completely forgot its a new day and i can borrow again, ive just been using my own 2*s

>>534191502
here is my wife and kid

>>534191192
There's a strategy called Urara block. Basically, by being the only Front Runner (hence forcing her to be the Pacemaker no matter what), and the slowest (and subsequently, last) Uma in the race, she forces every other Uma to enter and remain in Pace-Down Mode. This allows the Pace Chaser in Urara's team to stay the lead and act as the front runner.

>>534191551
My borrow runs are always so bad that I am tempted to always use Tazuna for them

damn Suzuka was kind of a fraud too just like Tachyon, but I guess no one says bad stuff about her due to her fans not being annoying

>>534191730
why not use your own 3*s bwo?

>>534191837
uuuuh...

>>534191551
Should have prayed, bucko

flat

>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived

>>534191778
in her case i think it was bad luck, because if she had lived longer probably would get a better record

>>534191186
Behind one race is an uma without Lone Wolf; behind the others, umas with Lone Wolf. You pick a race, say race 1, and the Director, who knows who's running the other races, shows you another race, say race 3, which has an uma with Lone Wolf. She then says to you, "Do you want to pick race No. 2?" Do you switch your choice?

>>534191778
What about Rice Shower? Is she a fraud too?

>>534191887
trainerbros....help me.....

>>534191591
>no Agnes Digital Watch

>>534191727
depends on your friendship with the journo and the director
director gives 10 if it's above green and 15 if it's max, director gives 5 if it's max and 3 if it's green
then there's also the 12 from winning and the 5 from the trainee at the very end, your race bonus might increase all of these

>>534191727
how hard have you been glazing the director and the reporter? iirc the director's fan is +15 all stats, reporter gives you +10, and your own uma giving you a kiss on the cheek is +5

>>534191725
I don't get why discussing meta is a bad thing. Meta makes your life easier and thus makes playing the game more relaxing. After I started borrowing the card everyone hyped up, my career runs have been smooth sailing.

>>534192019
no one had any faith in rice shower to begin with lol

>>534190582
the other nigga will also have a lone wolf so i don't need to do anything

>>534191539
yes

>>534191591
>Rudolf
>Cafe
>Rice
>Nature
Unironically stylin.

Thoughts on silence suzuka having the smallest breasts in the game and yet being the best wife?

>>534189662
>doesn't have enough for a spark
>rolls anyway
Should've waited for the All Uma Banner.

>>534192102
I mean she still had her wins even if people hated her

>5 power 3*s
>1 speed
>still 0 stamina
nice game umatards

>>534192085
this is 4chan so we must be contrarian underdog metaspiters at all times

>>534192019
>Ruins Bourbon's and Mcqueens streak
>Loses every race afterwards
She was a fraud on a mission.

should I do it?

what the FUCK is this shit man
holy FUCK bro
FUCK

>>534190362
FUNNNYAKA HAPPY
HANNNYAKA LUCKY
THANK YOU SHIRAOKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZkLDveEsnA
REPEAT. AFTER. ME.

>Forgot Scarlet has Slow Metabolism
>4 rainbow frens on Speed
>Press it like the idiot I am
I'm killing myself

>>534192297
she's strong bro

>>534192296
it is a good pot 5 so i would do it

>>534192297
literal whalebait card for parent farming

>>534192042
it's over

we believe in spanking rice shower until she cums

>>534192085
Sure Kitasan Black will make career runs more fruitful in stats(doesn’t mean you’ll always get the URA finale completetion) but worrying about the meta will simply drain the fun out of the game.

>Try to make an ace for CM
>A rank
How do i make a B+... Did i get too many stats? Too many skills?

>>534192361
my oguri is gonna be juiced up to the fucking gills

>>534192297
good skill hints in return for abysmally dogshit trainings
you are most likely going to need to pair her with other Power cards if you want to actually train that stat and aren't just making a parent

>>534192214
yea, but those were unexpected victories, you can't be a fraud if no one expected anything from you

>>534191374
>>534191502
>>534191561
>>534191651
>>534191756

>>534190490
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

Is every end closer race supposed to be a fucking heart attack where they win by a neck?

Important PSA to all Uma on Tracen Academy grounds: No means no.

this good enough to warrant buying dupes?

>>534190490
MatesHerTrainer FutaKitaru

>>534192464
cute

>>534191539
mambo sexo

>>534192517
Take off your hat.

>>534192475
It's funny when this guy cenors the ears

>return to career after a break
>mood at good
>fuck it let's do recreation anyway since the training rolls are bad
>forgot my uma had migraine

>>534192348
i did the same thing but only because i didn't realize the infirmary cured my practice poor instead

>>534192447
If you're trying to make an Ace for the shitter league then it's B rank cap not B+

if I currently:
>have a 2 lb kitasan
>one lb FM
>not a single super creek
>decently lb'd sr and srrs
>currently just shy of 30k carats

should I pull on the super creek banner or wait and go for the seiun sky banner (i understand that there is a difference between uma and support but im told seiun is really good for parenting front runners) (afterwards i plan on pulling summer maru and christmas oguri)

>>534192447
why B+?
if you're trying to do open league you can only enter with max B
and yes, you need a spreadsheet to make sure you're B when you pick your skills in the end

>>534192506
it is the most kino strategy

>>534192464
>18th fav
>18th place
perfectly capable of achieving expectations placed on her

If I read this before, I might be thinking that she's bullshitting, but after reading that some umas(mobs) don't have trainers, I don't even know anymore

I'm glad global brought new light to Fuku and others, quite a few of first and second year umas have been left behind as time passes

>>534192583
It could literally be anyone if you dont see their ears tho

Cool, could've been way worse

/uma/-san please help.
How many optional races do you do and which one? For example, I do like 1 or 2, just to ensure 80k fans and only big ones, G1, with 20k-30k. Should I do more? For skill points? Because it gives only one stat and it's kinda low.

is it true debuffs get banned from CM later on?

>>534192717
>>534192648
People said it's B+ max and then A for the whale one. Was that a lie?

>>534192729
Imagine getting kidnapped by It'a Calling

*rapes you*

isnt this better than red shift? -10% accel in exchange for target speed an +1s duration

>>534192829
>5* speed
>could've been way worse
Don't see how.

Whqt a nice thread. I sure do hope no orange haired retards try to rape me haha.

>>534192729
theres this story in the JP where one of the umas you train (dream journey) apparently made all the others umas who wanted you quit and never being seen again, so i don't doubt it

>>534192829
good pink sparks with it

>>534192829
>speed 2 on the parent
bwo.......

>>534191539
How is Twin Turbo not here?

>>534192729
Mobass bitches shouldn't be rejecting trainers like in Pokke's, Palmer's, and Wonder Acute's stories then.

>>534192925
Open is max B, B+ is too high and cannot enter
Graded is anything goes, you can bring a C debuffer and S+ ace if you want

>>534190905
You should have it on your ace. Because that's where the speed matter.

>>534192878
first i do enough to ensure hitting the 60k/70k/120k limit for the unique levels.
after that, i usually just run races when i have every support on orange bond and there is no rainbow

>>534189305
chevacchi!

>>534192878
im starting to do all the g1s i can if i had a bad training,or scheduling it to get big numbers and skill points

>>534192174
Flat is good

How are we feeling today, preggo connoisseurs chad?
Uma musume is a pregnancy lovers game after all.

>>534192729
She's talking about herself. She is looking to kidnap you.

>>534192878
like 3-4 but if there's a double rainbow I skip them

>>534192878
if you're making an ace you should only do races if you have no good training and are either high on energy or at/very close to 0
if you're making a parent you should do as many G1 races as your umas legs can manage

>>534192941
>30% remaining stamina on the final straight

>>534192187
>just wait a year before you use the fun characters

McQueen is evil

>>534192517
Fuck you, Akikawa.

Who are Stacies of Tracen

>>534193034
How do i make a B rank then? Just not take many skills?

>>534193032
When is Palmer sexo going to kidnap me then huh?

>>534192729
Imagine being a rookie trainer from the countryside getting kidnapped by fucking Indian Breath for training on your first week at Tracen.

>>534193149
>Flat is good

need more uma cat art

So which umas should I be training for the CM? Is there some kind of tier list for this specific event?

>>534190806
Parents wants to have high fan counts because the more you race the better the compatibility and for the sake of the extra sparks from the G1 races and skills.

>>534192928
*smooches*

>>534191539
My oshi is the supreme ruler of the retards.

>>534193227
Wasting 120 rolls and getting nothing is better? If you say so...

I see you /uma/, I truly do.
With your Golshis... Your spreadsheets... Your oh-so-perfectly built teams to ensure optimal CM performance.
You crave the win.
But I will be there. Not with a spreadsheet nor with a golshi. But with my daughter. And when we beat your aces by a nose length, your entire castle of cards will crumble under the power of love.

Sleep tight /uma/.

Why are we hyperfocused on Hopeful Stakes? Theres the Fillies and Hanshin SF race right before for G1.

>>534193319
Imagine being a rookie trainer from the countryside and these are your dorm room buildings.

>>534193310
look it up anon
you're in way over your head if you think open league is going to be easy just because it's limited to B and below, people have spreadsheets for that shit

>>534192019
She was a hero.

Stay Gold? More like Stay Away from (me).

>>534193501
a lot of career modes often have it as the first race after debut or as the race you do to meet fans requirements

>>534191125
Doto is pre 0.5 anni, she's out in the next 2 months.
Kawakami and Chiyono are pre 1st anni, and Dia is 1st anni. That's about 6 months.

>>534192517
Sure. Whatever you say, oba-chan.

How often do you go out of your way to cure practice poor? I've been ignoring it lately but I just got a failed training at full energy because of this shit and am reconsidering my life choices

>>534193201
It's OK Pasa is the strongest!

>>534193037
it's incredibly unlikely that nobody on the entire enemy team has Lonely Wolf though. i'd rather take the extra stats i get from not cucking myself with Sweep's mood and bond down.

>>534193501
>Miles
mediumchads run this general

is haru's unique strong enough to count as a gold recovery skill?

which umya for this?

>all those A rank umas in /uma/ lobbies
You guys really gonna try the whale CM bracket?

>>534193656
holy based

how does the inspiration event even work?
wouldnt you want less white sparks to guarantee that 3* ura procs more often?

>>534192363
I'll train her tomorrow

>>534193756
nikkei sho is long race so everyone that can run, i personally used goldship for this

>>534193026
>>534193446
your oshis are in the cool kids (derogatory) club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnurvgXmvc

*busses it down*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BBvNh9SpBs

>>534193756
Literally anyone except maybe like urara.

>>534193743
No. You'd want Sage Grass inherit if you want a normal unique skill heal that is as strong as a gold heal.

>>534193689
I cure it next turn, unless I am in the finals (no point) or when I have a race scheduled (then I cure it the turn after).

>>534193756
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

how the hell do you hit the stam & speed reqs while staying B

>>534192517
Repeat after me:
The booty is mine, it belongs to me, you can't have my booty.

>>534193894
Is it possible to pretend to be japanese and a healer at the same time?

>>534193840
Why is she Sans Undertale?

>>534193845
if you already have her at 3* good luck, if not i would try to wait for her week starts and then get her to 3*

What did she mean by this??

>>534193854
add bro NOW

>>534193993
both have a punny bone

>>534193854
>acting relatively normal with fans
If only they knew the real Golshi...

>>534193967
you do minmax autistic shit like intentionally failing races to get the purple skills which lower your score. there's no point in going open league against minmaxxed autists when graded will be slightly easier and give better rewards

>>534193840
I bet this faggy shit was originally posted on reddit. Please don't post that unfunny trash here.

>>534193501
you don't run both?
Also both those are more consistent imo. You just need decent speed and it's a wrap. Hopeful tends to also stamcheck you, and I also feel like if you don't have enough power there it's also hopeless

Wait am I supposed to be grinding Golshi right now? For what?

>>534194068
Kys Rudolf

>>534194009
She's donating her organs to save you...

>>534193854
Is this semen demon Nakayama Festa? What the fuck???

>>534193894
I meant for haru herself, it's still bad? So I need to get another gold skill if I can't hit the stamina cap?

>>534194009
Torena! You must jizz in her womb to give her enough mana for the race!

>>534193689
If my stam is full, I ignore it.
Once my stam drops to half then I hit the infirmary because it also heals energy

>>534194238
holy sex....

Anything I should change to prep for champions meeting?

>>534194068
We really need an Uma edit.

>>534194331
>mlb mambo
Lmao

first hot spring ticket boys
with the mommy milkers

>>534194331
start with removing that guts card

It's tanto, not oshi.

>>534194331
assuming this is a parent deck, borrow MLB yaeno muteki
sorry about the MLB mambo anon

>>534194331
a third super creek

>>534194379
Rudolph being choked by Groove or someone else?

>>534194331
Mambo love!

>>534194238
that's Shinko Windy, you'll be seeing her SR speed being shilled soon but it's not that good

>>534194243
Once you get her to 3*, her unique would heal as much as Maestro. Before that though it should be comparable to a normal heal.

>>534194331
have you tried getting your own mlb kitasan?

>>534194238
Doubt it, looks nothing like her

>>534194463
it's funny because you literally fuck her in the hotsprings and then in the final good ending event you tell her no when she suggests it again

>>534194007
unfortunately I don't yet, good idea to wait though
but I don't have anything else to use my daily borrows for right now, hm

I finally broke 500k in team trials.

How did I do, fellow Trainers (Aside from obviously overshooting the speed cap)

>>534194238
Shinko Windy des

I'm switching to Satono Crown
I am no longer looking forward to Diamond

>>534194532
Groove would probably be the best option seeing as she suffers the most from it.

>>534194625
anon...

>get 0-3'd by curren
>get 0-3'd by curren
>3-0 her today after changing nothing

>>534194550
b-but she's a mile/sprinter...
do we just ignore all stam/guts and go hard in spd and power when we train her because all of her skills are heals

>>534194625
low stam with no gold recovery skills/10

>>534194640
The creature... i-it's hungry... and it approaches...

>>534194625
>460 stamina
>not a sprinter
bro...

>>534194009
she means completing a 1cc together on a darius burst cabinet

>>534194625
could work for mile TT for now

I post shit so I don't forgot to download it later

>>534194625
that's very little stam. Power could be better too
right now you have
>not enough stam to run med, barely for mile
>not enough power to do mile

>>534194625
>no swinging maestro
>"how did I do :)?"
you already know the answer

>>534194857
You need to save literal slop?

>>534194532
definitely rudolf and groove

Are the golshi week shards enough to get her to 3*? Or will i need more from statues/dupes?

>>534194823
>>534194761
>>534194750

It's not my fault SuperFreak just refused to show up to stamina trainings the whole time.

>>534194598
i am doing parent runs since o don't have to train her now, trying to get another 3*stam and then after maybe try a 9* medium

>>534194950
will need some statues, but not that many

i wonder if this is good enough for a Golshi parent

McSex is about to become McPregnant

WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED OGURIN'S THONG STRAPS UNTIL RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK THAT'S HOT

>>534194516
bak love

>>534194921
yes cause I'm not a mentally ill artist

>>534195050
hmmm...

...mmmmmnyo

>>534194963
Honestly I was afraid they would pull a type-1/type-2 trainer (like they did for the new Shadowverse game) and complete removal of bloomers/hot spring event at launch.
But I guess they fear the actual Yakuza more than they fear BlackRock kikes.

>>534195050
you have no useful white sparks

>>534195050
no

>>534195156
>Youtub

r8 my pasta. i was just trying to upgrade my dirt mile one and ended up with my first A+

This is your average sweatlord

>>534195050
>1 stam

>>534194532
Mcqueen choking Goldship
Vodka choking Scarlet
Nature choking a chunk of bronze
The doctor choking Teio

>>534195139
>this girl is seriously under the delusion that she is not cute

>>534195156
Nice link bro

>>534195139
she doesn't know but she will be the future mother of my children

>>534195057
You can't help but stare after noticing the straps for the first time

Is there any way to salvage cards? This one is just painful. I got it mlb on the free pulls and leveled it (with launch gibs) on day one.

BOXED

>>534195167
All jews fear the samurai.

>>534195050
GLUE'd

>>534195263
bretty good
does not have A rank dirt though so put her on your regular mile team or glue her for a better dirt one

>>534194950
the event gives 79 golshi shards, so you will have to spend 21 statues to get her to 3* without any dupes.

>>534193385
It's already hard enough to aim for all G1s and high stats on skill-focused cards. It might be different if you have really good cards, but I usually have to resign myself to sacrificing either blue sparks, skill selection, or fan count.
At least I find running Takarazuka Kinen, Arima Kinen, or the Derby for those Guts + Race Course sparks to be a wasted turn compared to pushing for 600/1100 to get better odds on blue sparks and safer 3rd year races.

>>534195263
Looks like the exact Condor I was making yesterday except I was a few points shy of the A+. My skills were way worse.

>>534195057
this country bumpkin got corrupted after coming to the city...

>>534195263
I'm a spic and I have no idea what "Victoria por plancha" means

>>534195326
it's gonna be good soon!

>>534195273
Late Surger Gold Ship is hilarious retarded

I need an uma wife.
Please recommend.

Looks like hope and dreams are back on the menu.

>>534195365
You can always tell it's sloppa from the gibberish text.

>>534195532
nothing gets past you anon

>>534195273
I don't know how CM works but I will treat it like everything else in this kusoge.
>click race
>skip
>skip
>skip
>claim reward

>do races to get skill points and sparks
>B+
>skip races and hit training
>A
I hate this

>>534194921
I save good slop, not garbage like that. I have standards.

>>534195621
w-what did she do to them?

>>534195050
>parent run
>no cards that could be good on a parent

>>534194986
Your stamina sparks bwo?

>>534195529
Zen master Golshi

>>534194857
Are you the bronya love poster?

Probably wasted 40-50 clocks but I think I finally got a decent evil nature

>>534195365
hot as fuck, I'm stealing this one

>>534195273
kek

>>534194475
>>534194448
>>534194501
>>534194514
>>534194534
>>534194553
You guys are mean. Is this any better? These are my support cards, anything else I should change?

>>534195515
give her the outfit
it's an affront to your horses if you run them in the stock fit

>>534195754
>only one targeted debuff against end closers
good luck

>>534195301
That's the part that creates the gap moe

>>534194532
grass choking el

>>534195796
anon where the FUCK are your cards

I got that Narita Taishin is a meta-defining End Closer, but is she a meta-defining parent? If I like other End Closers do I want them to inherit Nemesis?

>>534195754
you need more power or her debuffs aren't gonna hit on the last spurt

Does anyone have ID to a friend with MLB Yaeno? The friend database doesn't let you search for her card yet..

>>534195801
no stars bro

>>534195886
>If I like other End Closers
so... Gold Ship?

>>534195365
She can totally break off
What is she even doing?

>>534195917
I'll get you one in a sec, might be full though since I stole it from a leddit thread last night

>>534195957
>Not Turning Top Gun into a End runner
not gonna make it

>>534195872
imagine mating press while whispering to her ears that you love her

>>534195957
Like Hishi Amazon or Tamamo Cross, thinking of the future here.

>>534195621
>>534195668
mass murder
they didnt want to play goo goo babies

>>534195796
you have very little cards anon
I'd say you're probably new, which means you shouldn't worry about CM aside from beeing urself
but you have mlb spe so you can't be that new.... did you not roll on kita?

When people say 18* parents are they talking about 2 9* or do they mean 9*blue and red sparks?

>>534195886
Not as much of a meta parent as Seiun Sky for fronts

>>534195917
824127913629
261996448971
730626239205
haven't checked if any of them are lv 50 though

>>534196101
What's this weebo's problem?

>>534196296
2 blue 9* spark parents

>>534196296
2x 9* blue

>>534196296
two 9* blue
>>534196315
But should I consider doing some pulls if I want my future Tamamo Cross to be the best it can be?

>>534196216
I am not new, but I do play very casually.
I didn't pull for Kitasan because I was very unlikely to MLB her, and if I was going to borrow a max one anyways, I figured I may as well save my pulls for when her banner returns with better rates.

>>534196296
it's blue. rolling blue sparks is already insane. if you ask people to roll for 3* blue & red you may as well go to the mental institution that accepts patients rolling for 3* blue and 3* ura finale

futamesume

Has anyone ever in between their horse gooning sessions stopped for a minute to think about the fact that a single pull, that ya know
will probably give you something like 2 SRs of which 1 will be unusable in any capacity and 8 Rs which are literally nothing

That that costs $21?

Isn't that kind of insane?

That's the price of some full games

Sorry for asking this question. I'll go back to gooning now.

Your honest response?

>>534196558
worth

>>534196101
Shut up Weeb Wonder!

>>534195461
It was that Norn gal that corrupted her all the way back in the sticks.

>>534196560
why abusing your trainer is so normalized?

>>534195819
I have 2 vs end closers?
>>534195893
I see lots of people say this but desu I've seen lot of Natures with even lower stats still be in range to get their debuff off

>>534195796
i said to get a lb3 super creek because if gets easier to level up friendship with her

>>534196560
Apologize because I know she's wearing horseshoes down there

>>534196509
you can dump your rolls into creek soon. It's less about getting the card but more about filling out your SRs

>>534196558
Anon realises that paying for carats is pure whale activity while you could just spend $30 on a selector and get an SSR you want

>>534196519
?

can gold skills get turned into white spark as the non-gold version (am i punished for grabbing the gold skill if im hunting for sparks)
is there a limitation on how white sparks can be passed down (if grandparent has corner recovery, can i get the skill and it turned into my white spark)

>>534196784
lewd

>>534196519
>730626239205
>>534196505
>>534196463
>>534196452
oh ok that's what I hoped, thanks for the answers

>>534196790
>speed
glue.

>>534196664
That's part of the reason why getting into Central as a trainer is actually harder than as a uma.
They gotta vet if you have the physicality to handle the punishment.

>>534196790
>9 mixed 4 turf 2 medium (6 pink) 3 URA
Your point?

>>534196560
no amount of meta could get me to roll for a such an ugly little boygirl. It's like if she's Neru from BA except she's not sexy

>>534196558
I dont goon and make over 120k a year. I dont mind spending a bit on it every other month ro rollll

>>534196558
That's just the reality of gacha games, anon
The 'instant value' buy options are overpriced because that's how they get you
Anyone with a hint of foresight would spend that 21 dollars on the monthly pack for three months, the same value, which gives 1500 paid carats and 4500 freebies
And also spending wisely on things like selector tickets during anniversary events

>>534196743
When will we get selector offer?
Is it half Anni or Anni?

>week's eyes lighting up when she wins
I want to destroy that

HOOOOW does 489/350/409/175/298 lose to 308/267/287/277/278? Tell me this game is fucking rigged.

>>534196717
Oh wow what a dastardly uma!

>>534196558
Thank whales for their service so we can play this game for free.

>>534196696
>I have 2 vs end closers?
yeah i missed that, my bad

>>534196972
>destroying her joy
Don't.

>>534196558
im unemployed so i if i think on that i get sad

>>534196560
imagine breaking her in the bed, like I doubt her fragile body could handle it

>>534196880
people say speed sparks are glue until they fail their hopeless steaks

>>534196993
Gutslet.

>>534196993
489 speed turns into 258 speed when behind a 258 uma

Taishin is the kind of uma to boss you around and act distant in public but give you a nice welcome and meal once you come back home

>>534196993
Your trainee was lacking guts and the will to win.

>>534197101
I never fail a steak tho.

>teio's voice
Jesus christ sounds like a fucking baby. No wonder everyone hates her

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>534196717
forces you to get a paizuri as a luck totem before the race

>>534197142
Front ran the whole race until el illegal alieno came up and shanked me in the arse.

>>534197245
it sounds like the serenade of an angel.

>>534197312
Getting brainwashed by Super Creek...

I know these stats are for career mode only, but what are the stamina thresholds for team trials / daily races?

>>534197186
so kinda like Air Groove but smaller?

>>534197275
But would you make her eat her vegetables?

There will be more Uma Stories, yes? I want more mini-SoL eps with Nice Nature.

I cant tell if just the memelords gravitate to King Halo
or there is just one shitposter spamming her?
feel like she is the designated shitposting horse

>>534196558
>250 bucks to afford x365, paid fifty carat pulls, off the $70 5k pack
>84 bucks on the monthlies for 24k carats a year
>334 a year which causes to be decently ahead from normalfags but which is totally not required because you won't have to pull that much in the first place

>>534197245
i don't think her voice is that bad because she is a kid in the game and anime, the umas that are like older are maruzensky and rudolf and some others

>first run of the day
>get the claw machine event
>always pick up the plushie properly
>it falls off
>thrice
>second run of the day
>get the claw machine event
>pick up the golden sparkle plushies
>it falls off
>thrice
What the fuck? This shit is fucking rigged today for some reason.

She finally got the grass

>>534197245
You have summoned the almighty Machico, praise her.

>>534196742
Is that really going to make enough of a difference for me to waste my pulls on more creeks? I know I don't have a lot of cards, but I honestly thought the ones I had already were good enough to give me a decent chance. Especially with LB2 Creek.

>>534197493
she's really asking for it

>>534197479
Broccoli is tasty. She must consume the veggies.

>>534197484
Not exactly uma stories, but you can get the Uma Sanpo mini events and go hangout for a bit with your umas.

>>534197493
who the fuck saves AI sloppa

>>534197475
yes, but the tsundere aspect being bigger in exchange for her length

These kids gonna make me turn this god damn car around...
https://fxtwitter.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1953096579642212431

>>534197547
Cute Haru, apparently she's a bit of a sour cunt irl but I would be too after a hundred losses.

which uma would protect you from other umas trying to abuse you?

>>534197674
>Broccoli
>tasty
What's next, you're gonna tell me carrots are actually sweet even for non-horses?

>>534197694
Calibrate your AI radar, dumbass.

yay

Post more donkey umas. Big floppy ears are good and right.

>>534197472
Add 400 to that or so. For long/med even more and some recovery skill.

erabe!

any artists you wish drew uma? for me it's V_cholerae and mizumizuni

>>534197493
there's a guy who really hates King and Natie enough to call them reddit but it's probably an assblasted Tachyon fan wanting revenge

>>534197838
Orfevre, Dream Journey, Sirius Symboli, girls who think they have an exclusive right to abuse you.

>>534197971
Asanagi...oh wait he did.

>>534197838
gentildonna, air groove

>>534197656
What tipped you off?

>>534197846
Roasted carrots taste like sweet potato fries and are very delicious.

>Kitasan only shows up on speed when I am low energy
I can't believe I got tricked into rolling for this BITCH

>Try to put "road" in my profile
>Invalid character
????

>>534197971
>mizumizuni
based

>oh boy, maybe I should finally do some real prep for this CM
>left-handed, that looks like a good skill
>it is only from Silence Suzuka (uma or card)
>it is technically from very rare track wins (or failing spectacularly and then correcting the demerit) but those are too rare to count on
>I do not have Silence Suzuka
>ok I'll borrow the card
>it comes from the rare event (charming level of rare on Sweep)
>have to proc it
>have to win the 20% white spark roll after procing it to even hope to free myself from borrowing the card
>have to use the parent with the spark no matter how bad the rest of the sparks are or continue trying
>have to keep this skill in the lineage, because if it disappears then I have to start all over for it
>if it rolled 1 or 2* then it will only rarely show up
>3* gene is a 5% chance to roll if I got the spark in the first place
ok this is a level of autism I was unprepared for...

KINGU looks like THAT?!

PALMER YOU BITCH
GIVE ME BACK MY ENERGY

>>534198158
Probably a word that was part of a link to an RMT site that was being shilled in another version.
Use "cI" instead of the "d"

Do I care about any of these for long?

When was the last time you managed to finish with anything good, Its been 50 runs since my last blue 3*, since then all my whitespark combo/ace farming attempts have been glue transfers.

>>534198108
i think he even did r18 of her, some of these days i saw a daiwa scarlet that would look like his artstyle

>>534198057
>>534197986
cuuute

>>534198108
Why does she wear an outfit that focuses all attention to her tits

>>534198036
Dream Journey is possessive?

>>534197694
I already stop caring about slops
I just judge things by its own merit
if a slops looks good then I will save it slop or not, most time it probably wont
trying to nittpick things because its slop just tired you out
its like living in thailand and then worry whatever if someone is a guy or not
if it looks hot then you fuck it simple as

>>534198321
Probably only wet conditions, but don't take my word for it I'm no expert at this game.

>>534193773
graded is the actual whale bracket

>>534198235
on top of being cute, almond eye is a goddess of sex and eroticism

>>534198321
Depends on the track.

This time 571/628/525/256/402 losing to381/192/401/297/311. Like, how does this work? Career mode races are actually rigged, right? Like the other uma have hidden stat boosts or something?

>>534198482
need more guts

>>534198321
wet conditions is good because they will let you be even with the debuff of power

soon

>>534198216
You're just gonna sap fun out of it for yourself by sweating too hard, anon
Just settle for 'good enough to probably get to finals', that's what I'm doing

>just replzce aoi with any other card
>stats are a million times better
The skill points and mood ups ain't worth it

>>534193773
a lot of whales play the game fast and loose, graded has some genuine autists in it.

>>534198482
>struggling on URA
I believe you are in need of witmaxxing saar.

>>534197846
Yeah and chicken breast is actually wet and juicy if you're not a shit cook.

Another 1* guts...

watch burger honse race
https://www.youtube.com/live/jcV469XD5rg

>>534198216
i just want to race honses man

>>534198409
>if ai slops looks good then I will save it
so this never happens?

>>534198482
watch the FUCKING RACE you mongoloid

>>534198406
>Dream Journey is possessive?
She literally disappears the competition, only real yandere besides Still in Love who's Still not In.

>>534198108
asanegro's art sucks so bad

Someone post the Orfevre scene where she is claiming you in front of other umas

>>534198463
Armpit

>>534198406
>her story starts with her making others umas who wanted to train with you disappear

>>534198614
Not an answer.

>>534198649
Yeah I watched the other horse get first before mine. What now?

>>534198463
>tummy piercing
Alright Almondfag you got me this time

>>534198654
>who's Still not In.
She has a high chance to come out this month.

>>534198375
Rice has some of the biggest ears in the game and I have no idea why unless the IRL Rice had massive ears as well.

>>534198463
Her mom must be so proud

>>534198482
rng

>Mejiro McQueen with A Front Runner
>250+ Speed and Stamina, other stats at 125+
>do Maiden Race
>5th place
>try 2nd Maiden Race
>2nd place
??????