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Thanks for the bread, chief.

Mood down

>>535200842
wake the fuck up and accept the invite or a 5m shitter might take it (and i'd rather not have that)

Is my deck good

UMAS ARE ALL WHORES

https://youtu.be/Y1-peGw1hN8
Now this is horse racing

>>535302065 (OP)
Please dont quit
Please dont get burnout
We love you toreina-san
Keep on training your uma

>>535302173
Unless they literally just started, how is 5m even ok in the most casual club? Even people that rerolled for Kitasan should have at least 60m by this point.

Best winning live song?

>First Super Creek card event late october year 3
Why is this so common? Why do i have multiple runs where i don't even get maestro and curvature?

My wife Teio is scheming!

>>535302301
Kita chan love!

why s the server fucking lagging

wasting tp will be the norm no triple or quad friendship= reset

>>535302301
You should've actually dropped for me before I spent $800 on shit.

Which uma is the most likely to rape away trainer's wizardry?

I am having sexual relationships with my uma's pits
Thoughts????

Anyone actually try out that Tachyon meme build in Chanmi rooms? I know some of you niggas leveled up MLB Mambo

>>535302298
what's wrong with Goldshi?

>>535302369
god i hate this arrogant bitch and i wish a career ending injury on her.

>>535302209
You should probably borrow a second stamina card like Super Creek instead of Special Week or you'll probably get decked by the long races in Rice Shower's career

>>535302301
Why didn't you show up even once in 200 pulls?

>>535302367
i asked yesterday cuz i always get the full maestro, and it turns out if you use more than three ssr's it's more likely to not fully complete, so switch out a couple ssrs you dont need as much

uma no pan

I nut on small umas daily

>>535302432
Pretty based.

>>535302209
>Rice Shaua
>Long Distance
>5 Speed 1 Stamina
Umm... bro? Your wits cards? Your rice is gonna panic in the middle of the damned race

>>535302167
Didn't even tried to jump, just rammed it.
Why?

>>535302432
Armpits are not sexual organs

>>535302601
There is no why. It's Gold Ship doing Gold Ship things.

>>535302510
Is that a

You just know Grass Wonder was the realest nigga. Made the retard special needs seethe uncontrollably and didn't need to autistically sperg out like goldship to build clout (even if they were homies).

>>535302679
That's Silver Sonic you bleeding newfag.

>>535302682
thats a neovagina

Durandal is so funny bros
the horse was told end is le bad for sprints but he did it anyway.

>>535302659
S T I C K Y

>>535302601
The accursed blood of the Stay Gold line has taken control.

>>535302167
>Goes on to win a couple of graded races afterwards

>>535302659
If that were the case then why does looking at my trainee's armpits make me hard??

>>535302505
Nah, i tested with taabo killing off her event chain at first opportunity and you just get more random events instead.

>King Halo is a sprinter at heart
>wants to do every race type
So what the fuck do you do?

Pink Sparks have turned this game from a neat time investment into actual gambling nonsense
It pisses me off like a lot

>bad run with multiple failed low % trainings, and mood downs that I didn't want to clock
2* speed
2* medium

>good run with no fails, smooth sailing
1* wit
2* turf

I will kill someone

>>535302893
sex with urara

Resting is for fags

>>535302893
get some medium and mile sparks
or dont get them and accept placing below 1st for most of the classic year for roleplay/narrative purposes

>>535302893
She has good enough affinity to get her over the line with some track type boosting legacies

>>535302879
>>535302785
>>535302774
>>535302432
dog girls

>>535302167
I understand he was having a melty but why did he suicide into the rail?

>>535302893
Get medium to A via inheritance and her career becomes really easy.
It shouldn't be hard to make every distance A and win some optional races too for that distance.

>>535302951
That's why you play through every career
Careers are like a box of chocolates
You never know what yer gonna get

>>535302303
idk.... I wasn't the one who invited that. I guess dancho is ok with literally anyone

>>535303046
With tempermental horses its kinda impossible to figure out why they do things
I think he wanted to jump it but failed completely

REGIONAL SHITTERS AREN'T ALLOWED IN TRACEN

>>535302065 (OP)
does any character actually profess an affection for cats in-game? there seems to be a lot of uma/cat art

>>535302987
We weren't supposed to be doing that already?

>>535303171
There's.. at least one...

>>535302879
There is something seriously wrong with your brain, clearly!

Where are the fatties?

>>535303171
Akikawa, but beyond that I don't think so. If they befriend them they usually do it once they're in retirement or on stud duty.

>>535303306
It's a racing game.

>>535302065 (OP)
Reminder that Special Week won not Grass Wonder
1999 was rigged

>>535303171
Cats are cute and Japs are more likely to own one than dogs.

>>535303348
UMAGROK IS THIS REAL

Which horse would unironically try to tell you that sex is part of the mandatory training regiment

>>535303306
Akebono's stomach is a nuclear reactor and even she's only growing upwards.

>>535303171
doto i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZhtohYelRM&ab_channel=%E3%82%8D%E3%81%8F%E3%81%BB%E3%82%8F%E3%82%84%E3%81%A7

wtf bwos this game doesnt actually change that much. Its over, cygames tricked me.

>>535303171
Horses and cats get along well together for some reason

!

So the 'favorite' calculations for races are only based on stats and neglect skills, right?

I am going to throw up

>>535303448
A picture says a thousand words

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>535303348
get over it special chud

>>535303404
You should focus on training and stats instead of letting sexual urges dictate your behavior

>>535303404
Unironically, probably Goldship. But she would do anything to get out of training.

Pretty good. Spring runner and tenno sho spring was all I wanted and now there's standard distance and kyoto racecourse on top

>>535303526
>focus on training
I would if i have any TP pot left

>>535303475
the favorites are decided by whoever runs the betting system

>>535303306
Here officer

>>535303469
the umas fear the trainer's kabedon

>training restricted
What do you do in this situation??

>>535303457
the animals themselves must recognize the irony of a small predator teaming up with a large prey animal

>>535303287
My brain is perfectly functional, thank you very much. It's even better when they've just finished a race!

>>535303642
In case of Gold Ship fucking around, hit the race button.

>>535303631
>summer
oh nononono

>>535303475
I thought it's just rating? Which takes skills into account

>>535303171
>in-game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta6aMInLYAY no but i still want to post this

>>535303485
Imagine if she only wore the dress and not the pants and that shirt underneath

>>535303448
DYI is quite a simpler scenario compared to the previous headaches

>>535303485
Listening to Enya while painting in Ms Mejiro's art class!

>>535303448
I saw a video that shows that on later scenarios you can literally use a deck of make debut SSRs and your stats won't actually be that different from the meta deck's, like it's pretty much the same. What does change is that the meta cards give you way better skills and more of them, the make debut run had like 800 spare points left after buying everything

>>535303653
They recognize a mostly beneficial relationship. Cats are obligate carnivores so they won't eat the grass or feed.

>>535303769
yep, she seems happy

>>535302774
what’s the meaning of that pinkie string?

Whoa! You almost saw part of my trainee that you shouldn’t.

>>535303765
fucking kek, so accurate

>>535303908
Special needs is ugly, so I don't want to anyway

Did you know they gave other servers 5 daily legacy borrows instead of 3 from the start, instead of waiting for some later event?

>I'm up to 150 careers and no three star sparks except Dirt, which I'm glad for but I really need some stats bro
Pain, desu.

Man I miss the old anime aesthetics

>>535303773
Well i guess thats why the Seriru nip says umamusume is wit game to the point of running Long races with 300 stamina if you can proc 9001 different stamina skills

>>535303908
>human ears
Slop-kun.... they don't have human ears...

>>535303989
Stop being a geezer

>>535303773
Metafagging on jp is 100% skills to the point that you essentially ignore all stats because you’ll have the minimum requirements of them all and skills make much more difference than just some stats

>>535303883
People tie strings to remind themselves of stuff sometimes. Probably mostly a historical thing.

>>535303404
None.
Trainers join TraCen to help young horse girls to achieve their dreams and are heavily aware of how sullying their bond with s*x would be detrimental to the academy as a whole.
Even if the trainees would be willing to do it (unlikely), trainers know it would be wrong.

>>535303883
claiming her trainer for the rest of her life

>>535303585
How do you get so many white skills, is that determined by parents or is it just luck?

Damn, ASS shower official figi is packing heat.

Why shouldn't I cleat this? Will I use it at all after the next scenario comes around?

>>535304135
luck

>>535302303
5m is utterly retarded. So is expecting 60m as a bare minim. Touch grass.

>>535304138
Someone got paid to sculpt that

>>535303989
Spe looks off
Im pretty sure she was made to look like a fucking gundam wing protag..

>>535304138
>official
That's a garage kit. That came before they started FORCING the dumb shorts rule even for garage kits.

>>535304143
Why would you cleat such a beautiful woman.

>>535303982
>you see this trainer?
>it’s all for you

>>535303989
King there really has that minor villain who gets defeated in the first 10 eps and becomes a snarky sidekick energy to her.

>>535303404
Trainers have to undergo a 6 hour lecture on NOT fucking the trainees before being accepted as a trainer.
Leg groping is fine tho. That is not sex.

Does anyone have MLB Fine Motion friend code?

>>535304274
I didn’t know Fine Motion played baseball

Enough about human righta, lets talk about human wrongs

>>535304274
uma.moe
find it yourself

>>535303459
Not all Umas get the fat belly? Sad.

>>535304128
Holy based

>>535302303
Career a day (if you're not obsessing with racing every g1) is maybe 100-300k so a 1ma week looks reasonable for active, but casual player. Even less for truly casual player loging in a few days a week.

>>535304135
Just grab as many skills and run as many g1 and hope you get lucky.

>>535304403
and she's not the only one

The Umas are forming unions to allow uma-trainer marriage and dating. Day of the rope for ningen women soon.

>>535304143
>he fell for the gaslighting
literally boot up the game and go check out what top players use in their decks

>>535303404
Rice would once she gain some confidence

>feeling the urge to roll for horses I originally planned to skip
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>535304225
>forced shorts
It’s so fucking over

lol. lmao. I like co worker sex

How do I live through the period where I know I should be rolling for support cards but I still have a trainee I want to unlock?

>>535304138
god imagine sniffing that, imagine if they actually put a scent on it

>>535304460
only female trainers are against uma-trainer

>>535304613
Me clocking in my nine to five at year seventeen of my expected fifty years of economic worthiness

All my wives are stallions... I didn't notice this before....

Sex

>>535304446
Cute!
>no Spe version
Feels bad man
>>535304662
Tracen Days when?

>>535304472
Will she sign a Teio abuse picture for me?

>>535304143
you can still use her

>>535304124
Quintessential reddit blueskyer post.

>>535304124
>not contributing to the future of Uma population expansion
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>>535304678
by internalizing the fact that every uma banner before this one is dogshit, and that you'll get more waifus by waiting

Is the SR pool the same for every support card banner?

>>535303773
How are they getting people to whale on limit breaks then, considering limit breaks/card levels really mostly benefit stat growth?

>>535304143
Old scenarios don't just vanish from the game, they become an option you can pick in any career. People still play URA in JP to raise some horses even now.

>>535304762
>constant hours of work that don’t allow them to meet new people and make the chances of having a partner impossible
>the only young men they have regular contact with are those at work
>yet they still watch as their trainees constantly seduce them, without being able to do anything because they are physically inferior in every way
yeah, being a female trainer is sad

>bumps into another horse
>swerves around
>wins by 2L
So this was Golshi's grandpa

The cutest

>>535305008
I bet their hint levels and frequency shoot through the roof

>>535305008
Metafags need far more cards at 0 dupe for niche skills than just stat sticks at mlb

>>535304792
all your wives were stallions, most of the irl are dead and this is a isekai game

I want to sniff panties

Sex with Gentildonna

>>535305008
Metafags will need to roll on every card banner for the exclusive gold skills since stat sticks aren't as important

>>535305091
It looks like it doesn't even know what's happening or where it is and is scared and being beaten by the rider. Is that what real horse racing is actually like, because gross.

>>535305198
You wouldn't survive.

i hate rice shower

>>535304679
Yeah they rub it on a real horse to give it the smell

>>535305347
Ok Bourbon

>>535305347
t. Rice Shower

Is this true?

>>535305267
Yeah but getting lucky with a variety of low LB cards is easier than max LB on a few select meta ones. I have a shitload of SSRs but my deck is useless in current scenario because they're all 0LB.

>>535305313
yes

>>535305347
t. bourbon

>>535305347
ok random nip salaryman from the 1990s

Why would I ever raise an uma from URA over the newer scenarios? I've seen some powercrept parents with 2+ full pages of white skills.

>>535305440
That red is the best crayon? Debatable.
That Haru eats them? Yes.

Need Tacky GF

>Finally get a Hotspring Ticket
>It's for Goldship
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oops, forgot to knock

>>535305459
You don’t care about rolling until some better card of a certain type comes out and then you comfortably drop a spark on it
Metafags need to figure out if the skill on a new card is good and then try to roll 1 copy without any guarantee before spark

>>535305581
shut up

>>535305538
Because the newer scenarios aren't in yet? Also presumably a rookie would start with the rookie scenario.
Same reason why gyms have smaller weights even though a lot of people will start a medium weights.

Do you think wearing this out would increase my chances at procuring a mate?

>>535305459
getting lucky is anecdotal
it's still a .75% at the end of the day so they're baiting baiting feequent sparks from spenders instead of letting people save for big banners
it's much worse for f2pfags too

>>535305645
Fuck you

>>535305494
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

>>535305616
>she didn't lock it

>>535305669
Ok thanks for confirming that green lady is cleatable.

Digitan LOVE

>>535305198
Sorry lil bro, she’s got plans with me already.

>>535305616
soulful ai gourmet soup

>>535305696
I'd fuck you.

>>535305568
Imagine the smell

>>535305313
Nah, that's how Sunday Silence runs because of his weird mutated legs. He passed it down to Stay Gold and Orfevre too.

>>535305629
My point is you can roll a spark for kitasan and the card will still be absolutely useless because statistically it's most likely to be 1LB, 2 if you're extremely lucky. If all you need is 0LB then that makes attaining the meta much easier, hell you most likely won't even need to roll until spark.

>>535305696
How do you feel about wearing a dress in the bedroom, pretty boy?

>had to spark Falco
>got the Taishin I skipped
>cleated a Tazuna, only got worse cards
I'm so glad I'm not interested in anything else this month because holy shit these rates suck ass.

More like Rice Cake! Haha

>>535305347
ok McFatty

>>535305796
why is she wearing a coat? when does global get this?

any casual club?

>>535305912
She was my first onsen ticket.

>>535305819
Fucking hell the things I would do to this Rice would have my trainer license revoked.

>>535305912
Source?
Passionate baby making with Spe..

Do you have to do golshi mode to count towards the special missions?

>>535305912
is this what she does with her trainer after bringing him back to her home?

RICE SHOWER IS MY VILLAIN

>>535304138
I uh why do we hate rice again?

>>535305965
Pirates

>>535306073
nyo

>>535305879
Do you understand the difference between rolling for mlb on a speed card you’ll use in every deck vs rolling for a pace chaser card that’s only good if you’re running 1600-2200 length tracks?
Also the idea that kita is bad at low dupe is hilarious

>>535305816
>>535305880
What the...

>>535305939
Because it’s cold and as a proper gentleman I offered her my coat

>>535305696
I would wear this under my scrubs at work honestly. I would wear an uma cosplay for a date, especially if it was an uma casual outfit.

are there any umas that sound completely different when singing?

>>535304662
what's happening back there?

how do i cope?

Okay y’all really gotta stop making me horny for Rice Shower

>>535306302
Matikanetannhauser has a really nice singing voice compared to her usual cutesy voice

>>535306357
give up and start a new career

safety shorts arent even canon in my uma musume game

>>535306357
You press the button, anon.

>>535306357
Your fault for checking rainbows at zero energy.

>>535306192
Onsex
>>535306330
Nothing to worry about

>>535306357
She's kinda cute....

Should probably stop rolling the support banner by now right? Kita was a fucking nightmare and had to solo roll those past few days just to get Creek to LB1, I'm thinking the best move is LB3-ing Creek at half anni then MLB-ing Kita and Creek after, I'm tired of support cards, I need to save for my upcoming umas too and guts wise I got a few copies that I didn't uncap, any of them become viable to the level of Haru?

>>535306302
Mayano's keeps it up pretty well but she sounds very different on one song, Winning the Soul I think.

>>535306192
I WANT TO GIVE HER A CHILD THAT MAY TURN OUT TO BE AN UMA

>>535306476
Thanks Operabro

Mayano Top Cun

>>535306476
I’m feeling raped…

This is how new umas are made

>>535306521
>Winning the Soul
>Mayano
She gets a default voice for that one anon, her CV doesn't sing it.

>>535306208
Why not just say "the banners become much more frequent and cards become a lot less generalised" instead of the condescending shit? Don't post if you're on the rag. Get therapy.

>>535304138
Need

>>535306302
taiki shuttle and el have a bit of trouble keeping the overexaggerated gaijin accent while singing

Mayano Top(s)

THIS is how new umas are made

>>535306748
Tummyjob

>>535306716
Are you retarded? That’s not even what my point was
Rolling for far more cards that have very specific use cases takes a lot more rolls in total that generalist cards you’ll use for ages

>>535306704
damn.........

Bwos she's is very sexo
What's her personality like?

this is how new umas are made

>>535306476
based

https://youtu.be/9Gd6u8nCIW4?si=2JA26WZHMxfajaFI
Remember this will happen to adulterous trainers

This is how new umas are made

>>535306687
why is Mejiro McQueer involved in 50% of all uma yuri pairings

>>535306973
Lard....

Is it true the concerts are some sort of religious ritual for umas and it's why they take them 100% serious lore bros?

>>535306821
Get your emotional state in check. You obviously aren't used to interacting with actual people.

Teio fears the Ningen (Uma)

>>535306765
True, uma making in progress here

>>535304662
>horsegirls stalking your ass
Not in their watch

>>535306859
>satono
well nothing good I guess

>>535307042
>Ningen

Mambo

Are there futas in this game?

>>535306302
>>535306704
>Winning the Soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXGJPLpwfmY&list=LL&index=12
This song specifically Spe sounds hotter and Machikaneukukitaru sounds a lot cooler

>>535307042
her mood goes up +2 when I bring aoi to the motel room so clearly she's a happy kek

>>535307024
This is either a bot or a very odd human

>>535306971
>adulterous
but he doesn't have a ring

>>535307024
>misunderstand every point
>invent the idea of being insulted
chill out sperg

>>535303485
This is what happens when you think you can't into cute clothes and just half ass it. Jesus Christ.

>>535307132
Omatsuri
>>535307141
Every stallion uma

Teio and the cuter Teio

>>535307248
Being a trainer means you are more or less betrothed to your trainee.

>>535307141
nope

>>535307371
Tokai le hon hon baguette Teio

>>535306971
>No used condoms
>No dried semen anywhere
Nothing Happened

I don't want to be raped by a horse!

>>535307174
Throwing a hysterical tantrum and calling someone retarded when a person is inquiring on a topic they're not familiar with and doesn't immediately catch your point from your vague responses which lack specific details isn't normal human behaviour. It took you two posts to start falling on the floor banging your fists. You're heavily on the spectrum.

>>535307386
Calm down Dia

>>535307371
why most umas in this game have blue eyes?

>>535306357
You'll still likely hit 1200 speed even if you missed that rainbow

Is the game based on the anime or the anime based on the game?

>>535307490
Horses should be the raped ones

>broke my phone for 5 years
>lost all my files
>account number and PW was saved on it
>download it on steam to see if account link works
>it doesn't
>fuck guess I'm quitting
>remembered that I linked to my Google Play
>downloaded Google Play Beta and the game
>account link showed my account number
>boot it up in steam
>IT WORKED
>free 500 carats
>do a random 10 because I got my account back
>got the director instead of green woman
>HOLY-
>got pic related
This day is a fucking rollercoaster. Thank goodness there is backup to my account. Anyway what phone should I buy? Both for work and uma. I'm a public school teacher so I also do some research

>>535307537
Say that to Spe's face!

Which one is better between the two

>>535307371
Cute mare on the right

What do you do when you use up your 3 borrows? All my parents are garbage and I can't even luckshit into the possibility of ace farming since none of them have a single spark in medium.

>>535307578
both are based on the irl horses, both just share the same lore yet not the same story

>>535307578
neither, they're both based on real life, outside of a few core characteristic and background there's no canon timeline

>>535307607
Spe love

>>535307536
Bizarre levels of projection occurring here, go outside for a while anon

>>535307024
nta but following the reply chain I think you're just a sensitive prissy.

>>535305912
Spechan is too busy thinking about food
She would never do this

>>535307716
You do spark runs so you eventually have some things to work with?

>>535307860
Married couple

>>535307578
The anime came out first

what's the source of carat income? I need like 120 rolls to get pity Super Freak

>>535307892
yeah, the food she will make for her trainer

>>535307578
anime based on the game
anime is an ad for the game

>>535307578
it's based on real life

>>535307938
Land of the niggers and their dead foreign language.
At least you frogs being slowly boiled alive like the rest of europe is entertaining.

I attempted another Derby last night, and Vodka got her best placement (4th).
I'm going to need some tips, bros.
Should I train her with a Pace or Late strat?

>>535307578
Yes

>>535302987
This but unironically

>>535307578
both are based of irl, are you retarded?

>>535307371
Teio
White Teio

>>535307951
Spark runs are the most retarded thing you could do, the spark is a consolation prize for being a good little cuck.

>tried global out of curiosity
>got 5 umas in 60 rolls
guess I'm keeping the account

>>535308229
>of irl
Are you retarded?

Guys, I think I am onto something here...

>>535307640
r bwo

>>535306487
>meek as a lead singer
DAISAN BAKUDAN
[ BITE THE DUST ]

>>535307596
If at all possible, I'd say to wait a year before buying a nicer phone. The scuttlebutt is new battery tech is coming out.

>>535307565
I didn't.

I should train Opera as a Medium Race Specialist and dick flattener, right?

>>535308120
Late is kino
Coming in from the outside when you're nowhere and taking over 10 races is adrenaline
The derby's pretty long at 2400m so if you're struggling with stamina late is probably better too.

Taishin is such a cutie

>>535308328
>hook
>line
>sinker

What’s his team looking like?

>>535308360
wheres your groundwork and tail held high?

I will not go out with you Teio

>>535308479
They are all fit and thin

>>535303046
I bet he's got blinkers on that made him misjudge the jump because of the angle he approached at.

>>535308501
I didn't expect it to go so well, so next time I try it, after reset, I will do it more properly.

>>535308365
Thanks, I noticed the 700 stamina didn't really back fire on me as I thought it would since end closer debuffs were rare.

>>535308636
good luck
hopefully you get good procs from your borrowed parent

>>535308552
don't be like that trainer-san

It's impossible to make any deck that doesnt have both Kitasan MLB and Creek MLB.

How do you bypass the club chat filter with spaces like this? I tried typing the same thing but it still gets blocked

>>535308360
Gutsuka

>>535308687
750 stam + 2 golds is about as risky as you can get it
but this and another ace should do good whenever your golshi doesnt activate 1 gold

>>535307596
>>535308379
This. Hold your cash the new phone banner is rolling out. You can do without a phone for another 3 months.

>Haru Urara: She's on a losing streak... but she never gives up! While she may not be the most skilled, she experienced the excitement of racing back in Kochi and wanted more. While she completely flunked Tracen's entrance exam, her admissions officer was nonetheless impressed when they spoke by her boundless positivity—which she spreads to all the Umamusume around her.
Nice standards you got there, Rudolf

Teio, you are like a daughter to me.

>>535307042
>Tazuna
>Ningen
Teio can smell the Uma on that woman.

This is the build of a boy.
I am not into boys.

>>535307371
Is the French girl a brat too?

>>535308917
STANDING
PAIZURI

>>535308943
Boys do not have hips and thigh gaps like that

>>535308717
Thanks
But now I'm thinking whether 4 spd 2 guts is good, or maybe 3 spd 3/2guts+1power/stm/wit

>>535308895
>Meanwhile she puts Narita Taishin on notice to shape up or get fucking expelled
lol get rekt

>>535308895
everyone's daughterino

>>535308787
I have no idea fellow Dacchis

>>535308917
>standing paizuri

>>535308479
Obese and disqualified, with the trainer blacklisted.

Why did Uma musume of all games get the fanbase obsessed with metafagging
Godd fucking damnit theres Goldships EVERYWHERE

>>535309009
Affectionate daughter (not wife)

>>535308943
>>535309009
More for me

>>535308849
Yeah I have another medium S ace. 410 wit theoretically should be enough to proc 1 gold but in the rare situation she doesn't or gets boxed I have a backup plan.

how fucked is this spark supp deck?

>>535308895
I have no idea why she doesn't have a debuff that makes other umas smoothbrain

>>535307371
>dumb bitch
>smelly dumb bitch

>>535309114
>why did the cygames audience obsessed with metafagging play a cygames gacha with metafaggotry
truly a mystery

>>535309051
you dont have nearly enough stam with that build
the reason why the JP video guy used 2 guts was with a tachy with a built-in recovery ult
youre safer going 4 spd 2 stam

Aren't umamusume supposed to be many, many times stronger than ningens and trainers..?

>>535309038
I do...

would NTR even be popular without the funny name

>>535308981
She's a slob

>>535309248
#6 top sellers on steam do not have a primarily cygames audience

>>535309259
That’s a myth

>>535309259
They are.

>draw a cow
>call it a horse

>>535309192
Is there a full anime edit where the fatties are gone?

>>535309196
It should get you atleast B+ in 3 or more stats for better chances at sparks.

>>535309251
I don't know what JP video, I just randomly tried guts instead of anything else.
And she won URA, so I don't know how good it is, or bad. But yeah I clearly need some recovery skills just in case.

Teio is too cute

>>535309342
Who do you think is metafagging, the people that played gbf or the people that downloaded the funny horse girl game?

>>535309342
No, but room matches made specifically to prepare for a PvP event does.

>>535309312
Successful girl failure....

>>535309312
Average white bitch

>>535309492
The funnier part is that the guys spending/whaling probably aren’t metafagging at all, same as jp

>>535309601
*donates 1 shoe*

>>535309342
lol the top global clubs are filled with grubbers btw

>>535309414
no

Somebody posted this in the thread last night and it's been living in my head since.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBozbjp1hgk

>>535308909
shut up

>>535309192
>2 of oguri's rivals were midgets

Why does the /v/ janny have a hateboner for anything uma musume?

Marriage, but only with panties sniffing

Granblue players play Granblue. Morons

>>535309731
Kino

>be a bit greedy and bring a pace/medium/turf parent instead of sprint/medium/medium parent on ace run
>other parent is medium/medium/medium
>turf procs twice
>no medium proc

>>535309748
Payback time, Teio

>>535309294
Forehead = cutest

>>535308267
The white one is much better and stronger.

>>535309259
Anime is not canon.

>>535309856
Teio's budding chest...

>the smartest umas (+20% wit)
>Maruzensky
>Bakushin
>Biwa Hiyahide
Really makes you ponder

>>535309114
>Why is the free option that is also strong everywhere

>>535309431
golshi has been refusing to give me groundwork, wat do?

>>535309731
>Toresen Ondo performed by characters who cannot sing to save their lives

For passing down white sparks, do I want them on both grandparents and the parent, or is it better to have it on just the parents?

Why is Twin Turbo so fucking retarded

>>535310031
groundwork is in a massive list of hints
good luck bwo

>>535309778
You’re not allowed to post about video games on v, that board is dedicated to culture warring only

>>535310117
you want it on everyone for highest chance of both inheriting and also getting it as spark

>>535309785
>threesome oyakodon
we will get more of this

/uma/ should be moved to /mlp/

>>535310031
Use Air Groove SR instead, Gold Ship's SSR has like 20 fucking hints and it's impossible to snipe what you want.

I patiently wait for our American glowie hero

>>535309114
>I am invested in winning. Why are all of these other people invested in winning, when it disadvantages ME?
the IQ results came back negative

>>535310117
BEST to have them on the parent
better to have them on both

What’s she thinking about?

>>535310245
/mlp/ should be moved to /uma/

>>535310307
Starting a family with torena

>>535310307
Trainer-san and steaki

Anyone has that uma flowchart?

>>535310457
who's the cute uber boy?

>>535310385
Can Umas even give birth to regular humans?

>>535310514
That's an old man.

>>535310556
If they’re boys

>>535310307
>chestnutggers could be here...

>>535308057
bls resbond

>>535304071
right.
In addition, new cards are far superior to the old cards in every aspect.
so why is there little difference in stats compared to using old cards?
the trick is that even if they lower uma's stats to the maximum level possible with the old cards, they run more races to earn skill points.
that way, they create stronger umas.

>>535303492
fraud

>>535309668
Ugly panties

>>535308583
Our FUARKING heroes
...and Tsurumaru

golshi is ugly, she's not funny and worst of all end pace is a stupid pos

>>535308057
gibs
no you're not getting those rolls in time without paying

Narita Brian sex

>>535310149
Would the show be better if Daiwa Scarlet was there instead of Asuka?
Which uma would replace Rei?

>>535309038
bwo...

>>535310657
New cards can be statistically superior in every way without actually being that much of a stat improvement
But yes skills and skill points matter much more later

I got 13k carats. Do I go for super creek or farm until at the end of the year for kitasan rerun? I have no SC and lb0 kitasan

If I have impure thoughts about Umamusumes what should I do?

>>535310824
some people clearly watched Eva with their eyes closed if they think this is a good comparison

>>535310824
Bourbon

>>535310927
taming a king

>>535310968
no spark no roll

>>535310968
save up until you can roll 200 times on 1 banner

>>535310945
>do you like gaslighting? -> Mejiro Ramonu
/ourgirl/

>>535310945
>Copano Rickey is just floating there, unconnected to anything
What's the deal here?

>>535311012
crank one out and come back when you're done

Behold a true FAT FUCK

>>535310824
>>535311021
Scarlet seems to be a very oldschool classic tsundere with an actual dere side
Asuka is just all piss and vinegar through the entire show and movie

>>535311142
flowchat anon fell asleep

>>535309913
18 of the same pink sparks with double circle affinity is a little less than 50% to happen. That's just how it is.

She feeds on cum instead of blood

>>535311206

spe actually cares about her trainer economy

>>535308451
That's a boy

>>535311021
Asuka is just the most well known tsundere even after like 3 decades.

futamusume

>>535311282
imagine being submitted by this

>>535311268
isn't it 5% per parent spark and half for grandparents?
should be 60%?

>>535310606
Imagine having an Umamusume sister.

>>535308895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>535311323
Its a shame because shes a direct spoof of the concept

>>535311356
What's stopping uma musumes from asserting dominance of the human population?

>>535311206
Thanks for saving me money Spe chan

>>535311232
Wait, the emperor is a girly girl?

What's the point of a flat chested horse?

>>535311607
They don't want a fem Hitler to rise up and exterminate the umas.

>>535311607
mental retardation

>>535311021
So did Anno going by the shitty rebuilds.

Ok Teio I'll marry you

>>535311206
Difference between THE GOAT and a faker.

>>535311021
>>535311210
It’s a pretty good comparison because asuka’s all bratty tsun with no dere, same as daiwa but for her it’s all just playful brattiness
Narita Taishin is a great example of a proper tsundere

>>535311607
They're pretty dumb on average

>>535311649
aerodynamics

I like Nice Nature, she is the comfy choice

All I know is eat, run, and fuck

>>535311649
Aerodynamics.

Okay Teio I will order the hachimi

>>535311649
Hardens men's cocks

>>535311896
>a little bump for us could seriously injure someone
>Meanwhile New Year's Nice Nature shoulder checks you

>>535311649
Alright alright I will now post my wife suzuka.

>>535311607
their trainers, why do you think Tracen put so much effort and money on dates

>>535311776
Taishin is basically just Taiga but the love rectangle was replaced with racing.

Okay Teio I will upgrade to windows 11

>able to deadlife 150 kgs with great effort
>the little 145cm horse girl in the zone next to me just did a 200 kgs casually with one hand and improper form then she looked at me with this smug look like she is better than me
I hate umas so much it's unreal now she is looking at me from time to time and we keep on making eye contact what should i do im sca

>>535311715
No, Anno got wife in the time between End of Eva and the rebuilds. So even if he thinks Humanity is awful and unsavable, he thinks himself the guy who "won" the game against all odds. His message is poison and the rebuild movies are a failed attempt to make up for reshaping the anime industry into a cynical anti human wankfest for decades

>>535311649
They're marriage material.

Thanks Tachyon. Very Cool

>>535312039
She’s lucky her face is gorgeous

>>535303497
>Mood Down: Awful

>>535312039
>>535312072
>>535311929
Umm I want to suck all the milk out from her nipples

>>535312084
>tracen is a scheme to gather the most dangerous umas in one place and tame them with love

Nobody really metaposts suzuka, but we get regular wife posting for her. Why is this.

Imagine accidentally dropping some liquid on Shakur's laptop and she impulsively smacks you across the face until you're bleeding then after seeing her laptop isn't damaged she apologizes not for hurting you but for momentarily losing control..

I finally got 1 good run but shit sparks
But its not her labcoat version... its so fucking over...

>>535312351
Because Suzuka is garbage and her skill relies on never being debuffed ever

>>535312364
Trainers can take it. They are build different.

>>535312351
You really can't metapost Suzuka until they roll out the BIG NIGER update.

>>535311896
uma race war now!

>>535312493
Qrd?

>>535311649
To be the very best

>>535312532
Now post the cow version

>>535312364
giwtwm

>>535312532
"serious" girls like Taishin suddenly acting like an idol on stage will never stop being funny

>>535312664
i thought this would be turbo exclusive
damn

>>535303497
I didn't know that dandelions are edible, I learned it like a week ago

>>535312169
>Anno got wife
and boy did it show

>>535312739
Technically speaking Suzuka was the first one to get it first.

>>535312715
>Narita Brian doing Umapyoi

Holy shit three Oguris and Ulala
https://x.com/xAdachiT/status/1956286130531303461

>>535312664
whats the strat for that? can you inherit it as a spark?
still got my head voucher

>>535312664
Where do you get this from? Card, character, scenario or just from being front runner?

>>535312351
Suzukachads are still busy in the CM career mines, or aren't metawhores (based)

>>535311896
After finishing her racing career, I learned that umas are forbidden to use more than 30% of their power outside of Tracen grounds

>>535311607
Human females probably own firearms to protect themselves.

>>535312664
CHAD ESCAPE I KNEEL

>>535312869
You get it from an event during their career once the update is out.

>>535312753
Good wine too

>teio with no medium S
>grass wonder with not enough stam
Which do I improve first? Teio usually wins if she's 4th or lower (from long shot) or if she procs her unique, whereas Grass Wonder usually wins if she isn't hit with debuffs and doesn't get blocked

>>535312169
>the anime industry into a cynical anti human wankfest for decades
The amount of anime that do that is drop in the bucket compared to the amount of feel good happy ending anime that exist. The rebuilds were a cash grab, nothing more

>>535312169
>So even if he thinks Humanity is awful and unsavable
The message of all his work is the complete opposite.

>>535312664
So what's the catch? Having to train more stamina/power than usual?

>>535312865
Once you buy it as a skill, the runner strat automatically becomes BIG NIGER. And no you can't get that from inherit.

>>535312664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcLe3xBoYc

>>535312052
It is funny that Unpleasant Industry is actually a nicer horse than Nice Nature.

>>535312869
We only have Suzuka playable at the moment, but the event is not in the game yet. It requires her to have a 6 race win streak before winning the Autumn Tenno

>>535312364
I'd guilt trip her into wearing a maid outfit and nurse me back to health.

>>535312883
Suzukagods love their (currently) brick wife and will make her work in CM. Wife characters like suzuka, nice nature awakes something in men.

>>535311649
Surely you would agree that left is more erotic

Does /uma/ still watch real races?

>>535313225
GOD I want to hear Suzuka's whimpers while I have my face between her legs.

>>535311929
you might be surprised

>>535313213
CUUUUUUUTE

*bricks you*

>>535313170
so she just want to train you to copulate?

retard moe

>>535313246
Suzuka......RUINED!

>>535313261
i watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_lA5E-If70

remember /uma/ if your horse girl doesn't cover her ears she is a SLUT

>>535313246
UMAGROK IS THIS REAL

>>535313225
having a threesome with a flat&huge chested is a one way route

>>535313261
I watch a lot of horse racing history and horse videos now, I've been mindbroken by honses. I don't know anything about current day racing though

AFFINITY IS IMPORTANT, STOP USING TAIKI AND MARU AS PARENTS FOR GOLSHI

>>535313108
Yep, you burn guts and stamina to push the speed even further beyond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3VOKPsJUA

>>535311607
Meta? Umas can only ever match our universe's population of horses.
Pre-modern? The reality that umas would need an absurd amount of food.
Modern? Government monopoly on organized violence.

>>535312945
>Japan
>letting the serfs have arms
Lol
Lmao

>>535302209
>own MLB Kitasan
>borrow poverty card

>>535313246
delete this.

NEICHA'S STAKES? HOPEFUL

>>535313246
wow this is beautiful handrawn art

>>535313401
>>535313493
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/348571124/#348577775
/uma/ used to watch online races, a few horses from back then actually made it in the game, it was pretty fun.

>>535313225
I will bruise myself if I fall headfirst into Suzuka's chest

>>535313261
Yea

>>535313563
It's a different world, anon. Taiki Shuttle can have a model gun in public without being arrested. Japan is obviously more firearms tolerate in Umaverse

>>535313572
Rerollers won't have Spe

consider small horse

Why was Orfevre such a bitch irl? Feels like he submits to every other horse

>>535313820
how embarrassing

>>535313814
uma rights != human """"""rights""""""

8 FUCKING MEDIUM SPARKS, DOUBLE CIRCLE AFFINITY BUT APTITUDE IS STILL JUST A
fuck this shit

Buena Vista is a slut
My slut

>>535313812
There's no padding for his arm

>>535313941
Because real Orfe was a big spoiled baby who his behind his jockey whenever he got spooked.

>>535313913
consider big hors

>>535313812
>not the translated version
anyon...

>>535313682
>Sodashi never