Thread 536507206

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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>>536507206 (OP)
MARVELOUS

Bros...why did my horse buy 2 tickets to Germany?

SUNDAY

surely she won't fail

>>536506710
Please respond

>>536507416
No to both

>>536507416
only 1 race gets counted for sparks

umamusume is a paizuri game

I want to fucking KILL Special Week.

If you didn't hear it as soon as you saw the image, you have no soul.

>getting demoted from class 6
>1/5 in group A second round
>even with MLB cards
I'm terrible at this

Marriage

DAMN, highschool girls (no older than 18) look like THAT?

The Director? She can get out of hand sometimes, but I respect her a lot.

why is suzuka so flat?

why is marvelous sunday so BIG?

why is oguri cap so hungry?

how much difference does 1196 speed vs 1200 speed make

did (you) win hopeless stakes today, anon?

>goddesses are suppose to give horses from this world happy endings as uma musumes
>>>>>>>>>>>>still in love's career

just needed one or two more rainbows...

Are there any Uma made for fat ugly virgin losers like me? I don't want to disappoint my Uma by being a piece of shit

>>536507562
4 speed

>>536507549
give me my stamina NOW

>>536507520
u just didn't spend enough time on training umas

3 daily guest parents run for Rudolf done. Got spurt and slipstream for consistency, but no right handed/tail held. No lucky end straight/corner either. I'll probably try for a few more days then give up if i don't get anything better.

>>536507631
>sub 1100 speed
Bricked account

>>536507562
non-existant except for long races

>>536507562
winning A

>>536507562
bout tree fiddy

Why does Nice Nature specialize in fucking other horses up so much?

このスレは(株)Cygamesが公式で告知した
1.本作品、またはウマ娘とトレーナーの関係などを害する目的のもの
2.ヒト耳との叡智描写を含むもの
3.特定の種族・ヒト耳・年齢を過度に支援する、または貶めるもの
4.ヒト耳賛美な表現のもの
5.ウマ娘の権利を侵害しているもの
の1、2、3、4、5以前にスティルインラブだとアタシの命の方が危険だとわかったから逃げるしかないのよね…
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/08/24/10181017/

>>536507562
if 1196 horse has more stamina than the 1200 horse she will win

>>536507395
>18%
if you fail there the CM finals wouldn't be nice to you

Let's have a M A R V E L O U S thread!!!

2 gold skill heals here
Do I take 2x standard distance 1x firm conditons or vice versa?
I should get Oguri ult right?

>>536507551
>why is suzuka so flat?
Because she's perfect

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>536507514
OISSU

So what was the club last thread having a meltdown?

>one honse dies
>farm goes bankrupt
asians really are degens huh

>>536507514
You should feel more disappointed in not getting her race attire

>>536507594
yeah
her sparks were shit though...

Does this stand a chance in the finals? I've been desperately trying to raise a second ace after all my best umas couldn't land a single win.

>>536507814
Yours

>>536507549
I was surprised when she actually apeared in a character event for Gold Ship, I don't think she's present for any other uma.
Always happy to see her.

>>536507669
I don't understand how to get two stats over 1000, is it just rainbow luck?

>>536507678
>mediums
Taurus is almost over

>>536507549
she's so small
I will never let her get out of my hands when I lift her by the armpits

>>536507739
Crab bucket mentality

>>536507631
this horse dumb as hell

>>536507385
But that's Inari One

>>536507487
>paizuri game
>not posting the paizuri demon

what Uma makes you personally feel this way /uma/

>>536507879
>>536507724
I really love pics like this

>>536507724
What's with the evil racoon dog?

>>536507817
I want to see McQueen forced to do a dead end job after the Mejiro household goes bankrupt.
>>536507903
Train a miler or sprinter, it's easy. It's a lot harder if you're training a medium or long runner.

>>536507817
who

>>536507768
went 2/20 today, she'll carry me to the finals tomorrow

>>536504751
>yeah, why should they benefit from the fans of someone that just left or got kicked? Fan autists literally have all the power in clubs and if you piss them off then they will fuck you.
>mfw that the top member in our club literally has 100 million more fans than our danchou
>mfw he could totally fuck danchou over on a whim if he ever left for whatever reason

>>536507998
fug, i saw a shortstack with twin tails and just assumed

After my head almost blew up in anger, this is the best Narita Taishin I managed to produce, I know that she's not very good

is rice shower good for the next CM

>>536508080
narita brian

>>536507903
it's all rng

>>536508081
>no accel skill
I'm very sorry to tell you this anon...

>1100 1200 900 long S
>but no maestro or gourmand events
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAKKKK NIGGER CYGGAMES NIGGER GAME MADE BY NIGGERS FOR RETARDED NIGGERS LIKE ME NIGGELICIOUS UKCIN GAME WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL RIGGED AAINST ME WHEN I HAVE WHALED SO MUCHA ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

how long until the banner is MARVELOUS?

>>536507724
for me, it's this

New CM idea

>special career thats only 9 months long or however long this normally is
>You get one junior race and then hopeful stakes
>that's the cutoff

>>536508150
Personally I’m throwing Rudolf into the next cm. I want to see her sweaty drawers when she takes first

why is the UI suddenly yellow

>>536508001
fuck off chink this is the global thread

>>536508102
fortunately the only ways to piss off most fan autists is be an insufferable cunt in a discord club, or be a danchou that doesn't kick inactives.

>>536507487
Meine pferdebraut is so beautiful bros...

No gooning allowed past this point.

Can i get away with 1200/1200 and 2 gold skills? Or do i really need 3?

>>536507724
>name every Uma/trainer in this image if you are a real uma fan

>>536507879
>>536507724
I found Waldo

>>536508273
Bwo...

I know cygames can't localize JP uma, but could they at least remove the IP block nonsense so that enthusiasts can play it?
Especially for the 4.5 anni, Id like to join the game during all the freebies

>>536507871
She is a bit thin on skills and non maxxed speed does matter if you got unlucky enough to match against whales.

Aruvu please let me train you I will love you and teach you to be loved and you'll be happy and we'll both be happy. I will be the family you never had (Air Groove can come along too if she wants) PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE

guts is a must la

>>536507879
Whats with all these MALES in my idolpilled game
EWWWWWW

>>536508178
You ok?

Thoughts on inumusume?

>>536508273
Because the UI matches your trainee's image colors. Or tries to at least.

>>536508248
Better CM Idea
>Hold real races irl for trainers in major cities
>Losers have their umas euthanized.
>Winners get 300 carats

>>536508342
No no, after this pic instead!

>>536508001
The brightest star, my only object of obsession.

>>536508483
There is one trainer for every umamusume anon...

>>536508483
they are from the anime

>End closers will be meta in CM2!!!!
>look inside
>only 2 end closers exist

>>536507487
>>536508328
I love paizuri musume so much.

>>536508380
>but could they at least remove the IP block
What IP block? What the fuck are you talking about? I've been playing just fine?

>>536508273
this has happened to me too and im not sure why it happens

Burubon love

HO
HO
HEE
HOO

>>536508637
Go kill yourself immediately its literally in the OP you refuse to read every day

>>536508619
golshi's crusty pits...

>>536508481
>1050 stam with 3 golds
>300 wit
why do these fucking retards try their fucking hardest to brick people?? 1200 with 2 golds and however high speed u can attain is so much more achievable and doesn't run the risk of gassing you out if a gold recovery doesn't proc

>>536508380
>Especially for the 4.5 anni, Id like to join the game during all the freebies
Is it a good time to join right now? I might start and hope I luckshit my jp favourites.

>>536507860
same here bwo.......

>>536508485
they are cute and funny

>>536508583
>he didn't roll

>>536508670
Hee-ho?

>>536508481
>1050 + 3 recovery
What, is everyone just going to run Vodka + Creek and only use umas with an inherent gold recovery?

>>536508665
what a cute toaster

>>536507762
to me it looks like left should be better, because higher wit and S turf + standard distance and go home specialist giving her more stamina, but according to umalator she is worse

Fuck Sunday.

>>536508583
Mayano only needs 1 End star to End, and Spe/Rudolf/Pasa only need 4. But then the question is why bother when Taishin and Golshi are still just better in the role for the course.

so fucking small

>>536507487
>>536508000
>>536508328
>>536508606
I literally can only cum to paizuri
Doesn't matter what I crank the hog to, I only get that stimulation needed to nut from paizuri

[Serious News] Real Still in Love fans are sick of your media illiteracy. Do better!

>>536508561
You ALREADY broke the rule, what the hell anon

>>536508483
Think of them as your player avatar. It's also neatly explain why the trainer in game has inconsistent personalities. Like Bakushin and King Halo's trainers is like the exact opposite of each other.

>>536508434
That sounds like she actually has a chance then. My other pacers have a combined total of something like 1 win out of 40 races. Probably should have saved a race ticket to test her with.

>>536507879
So this is the UMA titan?

>>536508619
I want that Gold Ship to choke me out desu senpai

Anybody willing to help me pick what to buy for this Gold Ship?

I've seen here said that Professor is bad for this CM because it puts you in range of Neichas and that bank of america and Iron Will apparently just suck?
But the rest of the skills are not good for end

So do I buy?

>>536508467
and anon was never seen ever again

>>536508793
>Creek
>Mejiro SSR
>your potential lvl3/5
>your unique if you are creek/agnes

>>536508851
Fenomeno looks like a gym leader

>>536508763
Wait, this is Korone.

>>536508483
insecure

>>536508670
Greetings from /smtg/
Time to do last minute stuff for MarvSun races

>>536508481
>1200 spd
>1k+ stamina
it's fucking impossible la, I could barely hit 1200/800 with 5/1

>>536508907
Why is biko being antisemetic?!?

>>536508867
>not a yandere
>basically checks every box for yandere that's been established in the last 20 years

>>536508867
Did they fucking train her or not, because she's a fucking yandere. She might have more to her than simply being a yandere, but she's a fucking yandere. I bet they don't even know she fucking kills herself[/spoiler}

>>536508867
The bottom one exactly describe what a yandere is kek.

>>536508867
I wish there was a way to filter all posts made by women on the internet

>>536508924
Shouldn't you be busy lubing up for Grass Wonder?

>>536508862
I get that bro. Ass does nothing to me but I see a pair of fat tits and I go feral.

>>536508906
I did that a lot as a kid. I mean, not literally jerk. But it can actually be pretty fun if you get into it.

>>536508867
why are they so desperate to pretend tropes don't exist? she even does the spooky head turn that originated the meme it's obvious what the dev intentions were

What's this bitch's card actually good for again? Did I fall for a gaslight?

In which fucking circumstances is it even remotely worth it over an actual stat card?

>>536508821
The simulator puts a good amount of value of professor of curvature which is making the difference here.
Pump being your only accel feels a bit ballsy.

>>536508919
>No long S
It does not matter what you buy

You've got a good set of pipes.

>>536508862
now you know who's the right uma for you

death to [third world nation here]
praise be jpfags that helped us and continue to do so!

>>536508867
>She's a mentally ill girl.
Yes..that's what yandere means...

>>536508867
>Not a yandere
are they retarded

>>536508867
Lmao, did they even play in JP? How the fuck are they this ignorant?

Bros…
This is my first career her after she spooked me on the Narita Brian banner

>>536508481
420 is really easy to hit if you're training stamina.

>Borrow run
>Use the wrong deck
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what stats do you want on a debuffer besides 1200 wit?

>>536509210
Bounce back even better than before!

>>536508867
those fags are so funny, they feel so indignant by SIL being called when she was designed this way and it's the first result in twitter and google

>>536509219
based japanese salary man who animated that

>>536509281
Congratulations on your not!honeymoon

>>536508619
imagine how sweaty golshi's pantyhose are after a long day at the convention center

>>536508821
Left will be way more consistent.

>>536509218
jesus fucking christ her tits look insanely soft here
NEED them on my face and around my dick after

finalist in A group is above average right?

>trying my brains out to create a useful suzuka
>mfw i realize having a single front runner is literally never going to work
>mfw i manage to create this, the absolute peak of my ability, and she comes in 9th place every race because her skills are mid and no S tiers
>mfw i keep trying anyway

>>536509281
Don't fumble anon

>>536508665
Barbin

>>536509210
You should eat your vegetables.
You only had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mind, right?!

>>536509174
she reduces high rolls but makes up in less downtime for rest/recreation and also shits skillpoints
I wouldn't know because I don't have her

>>536509218
Was the front air vent really necessary?

>need a 3* white spark
>only guests have it for me to inherit
>only get 3 9% rolls a day

Who else will be using matikane in gemini cup
Any strats

>>536508867
>twitter trannies being retarded: example #231903213819048109
WHOA! moving on to VIDEO GAMES and away from literal who eceleb nigger shit

this good enough for Gemini? assuming i get a long spark and maybe a straightway spurt spark too

>>536508919
>no long S
>no 1200 stamina
it's glue anyways, pick whatever

>>536509375
Isn't it all mocap?

>>536509281
Maru is a good woman. Treat her well.

>>536509281
she literally loves you

>>536509174
Didn't read, fun image tho

lmao

I think this is as far as she goes... I cant get sub 21.. gomen..

>>536509434
>Was the front air vent really necessary?
Yes.

>>536508867
these are the same people that don't want to call fat people fat

>>536509467
to this day I still don't know why did he do it.

The "increased spa ticket" is a goddamned lie by the way. I've done 27 runs and I have yet to get one, literally half of that has been tissues, once got tissues 4 fucking runs in a row. Piece of shit game, I'm so mad.

>>536509174
If it's MLB and you highroll your luck stat she can be ridiculously useful. The RNGless rest and unlimited mood ups are nice already but she also gives you the chance to train on the cheap and if she ends up parking on a stat you need a lot you can get really big discounts for more training. She also drip feeds speed just by existing so she can easily replace one of your speed cards in a run without a major loss.

>>536509174
the support cards seem useful for debuffer horses that will probably eat shit in G1 races but need skill points desperately for their function

>>536509261
whre is oguri phone from
it's very cute and has been living rent free in my head for a while

i love my honse wife..

>>536509265
>Lmao, did they even play in JP?
what do you think bro

>>536509480
if you had better skills then yes

Is Agnes's unique inherit good for front runner?

>>536509497
by a jap salary man.
>>536509557
HELLO!? do NOT use the F-slur, they're just slightly more "healthy" okay!?
i don't even know the words these fucks use for fatties (like myself), its all to retarded

Can I use the tickets on round 3 or i have to use it now?

>>536509480
Aim to get some decent velocity inherits as well to replace Uma Stan but the statline itself is pretty much the 1200/800 for Taurus which gets you a bunch of wins.

>>536508481
is 1100 speed 1100 stamina + 2 gold enough? i'm end closer too so lower stam requirements

>>536509092
>>536509218
>>536509434
>>536509551
nnnnggghhhh

>>536509281
Her career is easy. Hell, she can even easily win her Arima Kinen designated humiliation ritual even with her C rank long. I love her.

>>536509480
youll definitely make finals as long as you dont get blocked 3/5 runs each attempt

>>536509497
So does the guy doing it just use bags of sand to simulate the boobs bouncing around?

>>536509695
Isn't round 3 just ONE race?

The sad thing about the MC is only after it's passed do you know enough to make a meme team.

Jungle Pocket is my gf

>>536509265
they barely even play the game on global and get all their info from twitter/insta/tiktok videos and come to their own conclusions.

>>536509462
I do, because she is my wife. My strat? Max stamina and hope for the best.

>>536509434
how else do you expect her to give you that paizuri pre and post race she loves so much?

>>536509281
her eggs are drying out
funnily enough grass also gave me the ticket on the first run on her, after I gave her the G1 threads. I jobbed it

トレーナーのことが好きな私は!
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/08/24/10181506/

>>536509416
>You should eat your vegetables
Fuck that noise do whatever you want

Is this skill good on a late surger GolShi? Just wondering.
I could make her a pace too. (Not for CM or anything just for team trials)

>>536509805
I don't think so

>>536509787
Oh, I thought I could repeat the races, hence maximizing my income.

Absolute worst part of the game that is complete dogshit asswater garbage for literally zero reason for you? For me it's the borrow limit. That and how long it takes to click on literally anything.

>>536509265
>>536509659
reminds me of some 2010 reddit post where some random bitch posted her prop portal gun
then someone asked her if she ever played the game, her obviously replying with a quick "no lol"
these faggots ALWAYS attach themselves to shit they don't know and much less understand to seem hip and in the know, same for faggots that watch lets plays and then argue about said game like they're experts

>let's pump some iron is better than 200 power (900 vs 1100)
Umamusume is a skill game. Not to be confused with a game of skill.

is my ryan retarded? she accelerate so fast she ran into the pack
https://litter.catbox.moe/udthpvqn52gx7gge.webm

>1k spd
>G med
>2nd all the way up to the final corner
yeah she ain't pace nuking anything
allows the usage of sharp gaze as she drops on the final corner though
upside is that she is way easier to clear URA finals than debuffer urara apparently

>>536508862
>>536509092
Fuck yeah, my 'dachis.

>>536501826
>joined bunch of SEAmonkeys with weird letters
>A+
>zero drama
>busting your balls for 300 carats

You guys are ridiculous.
Is this your club?

>>536509813
i-is red shift good on a late surger?

>>536509219
calculate the amount of milk in this video

>>536509174
She can be really good depending on your luck, less stamina consumption means that you get more trainings in and can also guarantee mood up/condition recovery. My only problem with her is that her event chain sometimes takes way too long to start.

I need to do a run where I specifically job in the races so I can see her perform as the center.

>>536509967
i thought /uma/ clubs only communicate through in game chat?

>>536507724
I love grass and el lmao

>>536509927
bros should I really spend a ton of statues to 3* Ryan?

>>536509805
quick reminder that pocket only cares about your body

Does failing a 4% training ever make you want to scream and shout and let it all out?

>>536509885
You need to be in first half to activate it
You need to be in 2nd half to activate Golshi's ult

>>536501826
>>536509967
>makes manages 4 different clubs to scout potential big fan earners
AHAHAHAHHA this faggot is still stuck in his divegrass mindset holy fuck thats hilarious

Any clubs inviting / pruning and have space? left a random I joined to get carats at the start, need a club who still plays

883 849 112 258

>>536509924
Yeah the borrow limit sucks. I think my biggest gripe is the loading screens between every menu on the main page.

>>536509972
If I am lucky, maybe? Who can tell? I barely had any rainbows on that run, as to why my speed/power is only B.

>>536509695
tomorrow is still round 2 I think. Blow your tickets

>>536509813
All the umas I've seen that lucked into wins against my brocked golshi do the opposite, tons of speed and power but no stamina.

>>536510000
Yeah I always rush to get her to 3 bars in the first few months because her new years event is really good but sometimes she'll just ghost me even when I do it

>>536509927
it's why people said shooting and red shift is so important this CM
no amount of power will make up for the absurd amount of accel those two skills combined will give you and allow you to break out of the pack

Will this be enough for next CM?

>>536509176
I must be retarded but I don't understand the point of professor, if it activates early race doesn't it simply not do anything?

>>536510103
oh I see so its just bad on golshi.
Is this any good then? if I may ask (pic related). Looks like it'd work?
Thank you
>>536510152
fair. Bad luck hits hard. I like your Top Gun though!

>>536509695
there's no round 3, today is last day of round 2 and tomorrow the finals which is a single race

>>536510045
Just borrow him

>>536509426
The recreation energy boost seems negligible to me but it's probably just the >0LB

>>536509617
>>536509639
Ok, I can see the use now, thanks bwos. I might use it for grandparent runs if I can find a good way to fit it in.

>>536509197
>>536509482
I was trying to train her up for the current medium CM as a last minute effort, not the next long one...

This was the best I could do...

>>536509813
>max stamina
>only 1 gold recovery

>>536510205
spurt status?

>>536510205
>no inheritables
Yes and no

>>536510205
that's too much unironically, better drop one gold recovery for something else useful

>still trying to force yuritrash into this game
I hate it.

>>536510216
it's helping you get into a good position
all early game and mid game velocity/accels are there to help your uma position well for her last spurt

>>536510034
Club chat isn't even possible with how retarded the censorship is. Wish they would at least tell us which word is censored.

Juvenile Fillies status: Scheduled.

SPECIAL WIFE WINSSSSSS

>>536509924
>That and how long it takes to click on literally anything.
Probably this, the lack of QoL stuff is kinda insane. imagine getting booted out of half the lobbies you join cause you didn't pick your umas in time

>>536510278
Shiraoki will provide. I beleeb.

>>536510393
what about pre-juvenile

>danchou threatening to kick everyone a day before the monthly rewards if we don't hit top 100
wtf, we're around rank 110, do we have a chance of hitting top 100?

I cannot believe this Taiki actually won one.

>>536510372
please understand, the subhuman libtard and seanigs need something to bondo ver

>>536509843
>comparing her to monika
do nips really

>>536510372
cygames is pretty smart with yuribait to be honest, they only do it in promo material, but in game all of them except Air Shakur yearn your seed

>>536510447
>imagine getting booted out of half the lobbies you join cause you didn't pick your umas in time
I don't have to imagine it....

>>536510372
did you even train her
they're rivals at best, and it's seemingly fucking one sided with how mentally ill still in is

>>536509882
Sometimes the director can get out of hand. Fuck that bitch.

>>536510045
I'm gonna do it. I only have Ryan and NN left without their costume. Stinky natures this CM soured my opinion of her, so I don't have anyone else left to statue for outfit

>>536509885
It activate if you are at least in fifth place during or after the final corner, which mean yes it's good. By the final straight Late Surger should be near that position. Stacking it with Mejiro Ryan's unique skill is the current meta for End and Late.

>>536510525
wow I didn't know 11s like DDLC

>>536510495
libtards hate yuri doe

>>536509924
The borrow costs are actually adding up to quite a lot for me. ~7.5k every day is no joke and I'm completely impoverished trying to get skills for CM.

Should you still do plenty of G1s when training for CM? How would you hit your stat goals?

I love Golshi and her reddit humor, so I will dedicate myself to eugenics for her sake.

First comes her great-great grandfather with that one 3* white spark.

>>536510638
I don't have a Ryan to borrow sadly, but, ty.

>>536510372
but this is not canon so its ok

>satsuki show is heavy rain
>japanese derby is heavy rain
>kikuka sho is heavy rain
>japan cup is heavy rain
MY FUCKING TRIPLE CROWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>536510216
Velocity increasing skills before the final spurt are all about position brute forcing through inflated stats.
Professor is no exception.

WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED!

>>536509924
Borrow limit will go to 6 later and to...18 i think?in year or two

Dantsuzuri.

>forgot to do the hanshin g1 race
>oguri places 7th at the hopeless steaks
>not enough fans to continue
well that's embarassing

>>536510269
>I was trying to train her up for the current medium CM
Well
>No Medium S

Did you try the race simulator? Just mess around with the different skills and see which combination is faster
I personally would pick up Professor, Behold, Where there's a will and Uma Stan but i do not know much about Goldship other than i hate her. Seems like those would be good on her tho

>>536510108
>right before the rewards roll out
why tho. It's just 1 more week

>>536510708
just get more stamina?

>>536510045
probably not, it's very situational
in next CM for example it's gonna be almost useless

>>536510372
>are those girls... kissing??? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>536507206 (OP)
>hit an actual god run with rudolf in comparison to what I usually get
>early charming, hot topic and fast learner
>held back by lack of rainbows but it's still leagues above the norm
>1200/800/750 with S turf and S medium with every skill I wanted
>every skill except recovery because Maestro is all that showed up
>race simulator shows she'll die even as a late surger 1 second before the finish line even if no debuff hits her in this CM
>room tests reflect that
I have achieved spiritual oneness with the shonbori.
Someone fucking kill me.

>>536510487
>Medium S
Fucking how. I can't even get my golshi to Medium S.

What's the condition for Bakushin's unique? I've literally never seen it trigger once

>>536510742
>lost to Prime Season
Rudolf was assassinated by Jeff Bezos

>>536510525
yandere is a dead trope sadly. Monika, Mita and now Still in Love have been the only exponents in the last decade

>>536510108
anon your gibs?! A lot of people are gonna leave/get kicked when the new month starts, you might have to wait till then

>>536510372
This one is pretty funny because it’s literally like 2 seconds in a promotional PV, yet the yurifags already cling to it. Makes you wonder why any company would waste more resources pandering to them when they’re so easily satisfied with breadcrumbs.

>>536510708
don't you have an /a/ thread to shit up with your dog shit opinions, latinxer?
>>536510870
>240p
>only 2.89mb
everything you just did was to make me feel disgust

Help me bros, I don't know who to choose. I feel like left is the only one safe against nature.

>>536510105
is this like actual divegrass? i thought the cup was just about memes and hype

>>536510839
It's not anything special. Just trying to get to Medium S like you would with any horse gets her to A and then you just pray for the spark.

i didnt make it to round 3...

>>536510216
I like it on front runners to create distance
Everything else... ehhh idk

>>536510810
matikanefuckyou's ult can actually unblock you

>>536510838
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>536510839
with enough medium sparks she starts with medium A so its just 1 spark proc to get S

Pokke naizuri

I lucksacked a Smart Falcon so I was thinking of using her as a parent for a pace chaser in Gemini Cup, betting on there not being many front runners. Would Oguri be a good choice, or is this too much of a shit strategy and I should instead just run 2 end closers and a debuffer

>>536510991
mad?

>>536510372
THIS IS YURI GAME
DEAL WITH IT
yuri is hot btw

>>536511010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY

>>536510372
It’s just another way to tell apart those who actually read the game’s stories from those who only orbit around headcanons

>>536510478
I know you're joking but this must've happened before

>>536510372
Hope you're feeling cucked for no reason, seething monkey.

>>536510653
you do enough to get your needed skills. Preferably when your energy is low and/or when there isn't good training available

>>536510997
I think Left looks good to me

>>536511078
why use a dirt/front runner uma as your parent?

>>536510525
I agree with the other anon, but her career also fucks with your game a little bit.
https://x.com/kibihimi/status/1959651330261413966

Personally I think every person that used Nice Nature/Oguri Cap/Gold Ship comps deserves to be brutally murdered.

>>536509281
Mission accomplished
I’m in danger…

Now that the Gold clan is in japan in its entirety(*) whats next for uma musume

>>536511248
For her unique mostly. The other parent I'm aiming to try and get a ton of long sparks

Fuck, I thought the +1 mood was guaranteed. I needed an incredible Summer on speed and lost a turn on recreation because it wasn't.

>>536511292
agreed
t. Grass Wonder, Mayano Top Gun, [CENSORED] user

>>536511103
my cute mcqueen disagress

>>536510997
Shame you got the best skill on the worst one
Idk man i wouldnt go to CM with an Oguri without Red Shift desu

>>536511331
French uma intercourse

>>536511379
This is sex

Should my support deck be more focused on the skills I want for the trainee or the stats?

>>536510997
imagine poopsocking three medium s just to lose to whales. none of those are good enough to get you anything more than 3/5

>>536510923
menhera landmine bitches are the new mental illness hotness
kinda reflects how we see mental illness as a society, truly. Yanderes are explosive and over the top, which was popular during a time where mental illness is stigmatized bigly so most people probably feel bottled up about it. These days it's just chronic misers with their depression and apathy and doomerism

reminder to not skip team trials, they give 50 carots

>>536511513
no?

>>536511284
>her career also fucks with your game a little bit.
>DDLC invented games pulling meta moments or "characters fucking with your game"
do retarded newfaggots really?
>>536511495
this.

>>536510997
I'm pretty sure it's right since left doesnt have red shift or shooting for victory. Try them out in cm rooms and decide

>>536509963
wait never mind im stupid sharp gaze is for late surgers only

>>536510614
>one sided
Bro, (You) got afflicted by the love blues (rabies) too

>>536510614
Yurinigger, like fujoshi, see rivalry as a romantic dynamic for some reason.

>>536511379
Mind, body, and soul?

Is King Halo's unique any good? on paper it seems good

umas are bi

>>536511727
gyatt

>>536511727
Spe a cute and comfy country bumpkin!

>>536511379
You're a girl bwo

>>536511762
no lol

>>536511659
>see rivalry as a romantic dynamic for some reason.
fucking why tho? are these faggots literally ALL woman, even the males playing pretend?

Losing a god run with a good parent because i got blocked is some irredeemable horseshit

>>536511710
It's actually a very strong inherit skill for end closers in the upcoming gemini CM, don't tell the guide maker trannies that though

>>536511628
I wished people referenced Totono for meta shit instead

>>536511762
umas are mi(ne)

>>536511659
It's typical for mentally ill "people"

>>536511381
Life is pain, at least I managed to classify to group a finals. Can't wait for my 3rd place rewards.

>>536511658
Admire Groove and SiL you dumbfuck, not SiL and (You)

>>536511838
special SLUT

>>536511839
oh fuck
im sorry

>>536511845
yeah but you have to run King Gaylo career for it. Enjoy your mandatory humiliation ritual races taking up your turns.

>>536511854
Granted I know jack and shit about VNs, but that's literally the first thought I had when thinking about it, but sure as fuck not babies first reddit VN.
The things I've seen "Totono do", plus the writing and directing was a whole lot more interesting to me.

>>536511837
Trannies.
>>536511886
Oh right lmao. Misread your post.
Anyways wow can't Mr. Cygames let the writer just write a whole VN no holds bar.

>>536511103
Yaoi is better because it doesn’t have to rely on cute girls but men trying to understand one another in a deeper level.

yeah its over

you think they'll make some of the older seasons now that they have a lot more horse names? or just make OVAs?
i wanna see Gentildonna seething because Gold Ship tanked her tackle and then won

>>536511762
>all trainersexual umas rape regardless of the trainer's sex

uma revived air vents, reviver mad scientists, revived yanderes, and revived Kino
cygames is just too powerful

>career going rather mid
>hot spring ticket
>alright time to lock in

>>536511614
i literally got 50 carots from the box

>>536511854
Totono is forced cuck shit hence why it's not mentioned

>>536511884
So you were making a new one just for the finals? I just accepted and embraced my destiny, no way i would still be wasting time with this CM
A Finals is the best possible outcome for most of us anyway

>>536509924
Not having the agenda to fully plan out races.

>>536511837
Modern shonen is also completely plagued with fujos. A simple male rivalry seems to make them go insane with shipping.

fucking stupid random black frame at the start

>>536512146
what??

>>536511057
I've been playing the game wrong, didn't know you could raise aptitudes multiple times with legacies. I don't have a single legacy with enough mediums to do that.

>>536509824
>her eggs are drying out
Not a problem at all.

>>536511837
>>536512046
What is with southeast asians and being incapable of recognizing romantic teen relationships
Thats just what they are
Thats what they sound like
Thats what they look like
"Rivalries" fuck off half these bitches lose their fucking minds if they dont get to talk to their "rival" for an hour

>>536511837
Vodka and Scarlet are closer to a bickering couple played for laughs than serious rivals regardless of what your kinks are.

>>536512046
>Trannies.
>MTF not only ATTEMPT to adapt the female look, but also everything bad about their ""personalities""
that shit really is a mental illness

winning ticket needs to shut the fuck up

>>536511794
a girl can't do this

>>536512097
>air vents
so long as Wada Arco is alive those wouldnt have ever died.

>>536512278
those dont work

>>536512207
>Modern shonen is also completely plagued with fujos. A simple male rivalry seems to make them go insane with shipping.
Haha yeah, a totally modern thing. These fujos. Such a mid 2020s thing, you know.

>>536512098
Good luck anon

>3 consecutive guest runs bricked to random bullshit before the halfway point
see you tomorrow

>>536509824
what do you mean bro? she's underage!

>>536512254
it's okay, there's a lot to grind for, if you don't have a lot of good blue sparks its ok to focus on that for now

>>536512427
salute, anon

>unironic yuritransbians
Nice general, globalbabs

>>536512286
>incapable of recognizing romantic teen relationship
Exactly, they see romance in the air despite only smelling their own shit.

>>536512323
WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>536512298
if you are an anime only watcher

>>536512474
Californians are awake now, please understand.

uuuuuUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHH
DDDEEEEEERRRRRBBBYYYYYYYYY

I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt

okay this time for sure

>>536512589
this but with my cock

>>536509717
Yes, pic related is with 1100 + 2 gold. If one fails to proc you will have barely just enough to reach the end, so technically 1100 + 1 gold will do. Problem though is debuffers, if you don't proc both golds then any debuffer will ruin you, so 1200 is safer.

>>536512625
A cute Tannhauser

>>536512589
Your gimmick isn't getting over buddy, time to switch it up.

FORGET 90% WR PVPER IT'S 95% WR PVPER TIME

>>536512337
>w*da
Go back to fgog.

How do i build a deck for mile+medium
For medium+long you could do speed and stamina cards and for sprint+mile you could do speed and power cards and draw the stamina you need from the power training but for mile+medium it seems you need to spread training across three areas instead of two

>>536512034
>>536512210
>>536512625

>>536512097
>revived yanderes
actually true at least from japan I can't remember the last good yandere in videogames

>>536512187
It's a way to avoid facing the reality that I have no chance in hell of doing well next CM

why is victoria frontier hair gay looking

this thread has a severe lack of horny posting

I'm a 95% winrate fertilizer

>>536511379
this is seconds before i walk in and show trainer the contract he signed giving away rights to his horses to pay back his debts.
it's unfortunate but she'll be working in my soap shop from now on.
*laughs in morbid obesity*

>>536511659
Shipping is already obnoxious, but fujos and yurifags really do take it to another level.

>>536512812
NO bullying.

>Oguri
>Tachyon
>Gold Ship
>Nice Nature
>Symboli Rudolf
make it stop

>>536512805
you include wit cards bwo

The crystal ball says sweaty umapyoi.

>>536512812
don't worry about it

>>536512886
The hornyposters have nutted, they no longer have business here.

>>536512964
so the stars in her eyes turn off when she's horny?

>>536512829
why is she naked

>>536508685
There is no IP block retard. There are only certain foreign ISPs that get flagged and blocked, but there's not a single country that gets blocked as a whole. Not even China.

>>536512953
I don't get it

Why did so many Oguri posters show up just now? Europoors getting on their PC for the night?

>>536512829
SOMEBODY STOP ME
I'M SMOKING THE TURF

Did somebody say sex?

>golshi hits double accel skills on the corner
>brocked
nice game umatards

>>536513113
Danchou and the officers when you don't meet your quota

>>536513186
Oguri cute.

>>536512886
I got you bro

>>536508637
nonjaps can't install the JP steam version unless they have an account made there, and japs can't play global steam either, but APKs are free for everyone

Lesbian porn is a historical main staple of peak masculinity. If you don't find two hot women making out to be hot you're liteally a brainwashed low T zoomer and ashamed of it.

so is the guy constantly trying to bait with yuri and aislop the dude they kicked out of divegrass or does this general have an exclusive schizo like /bag/ now?

i want marvelous sunday's sundays to press up against me when she goes in for a hug

>lack of horny posts
Fine I’ll do it myself

sex

>>536512886
I'm saving myself for marriage with my uma wife

>>536513313
THAT'S A PENIS

>>536512886
people get mad when I post this

>>536513254
this is what happens when you don't buy navigation skills

>>536512805
you do stamina cards and power parents and just lament the fact that you're not a whale with an additional 100 starting stats.

>sex with uma
>make uma daughter
>daughter is a carbon copy of the mother with your personality
What kind of person will your uma daughter be?

>>536513416
I'm not mad. I'm hard.

>>536512953
Symboli Rudolf just released and I'm already dreading racing against her...

so like, how likely is that this was drawn by a woman?

>people get mad when I post bottom of the barrel ai slop
no way broooo

>>536513519
>the Uma daughter would be Tachyon-lite except anti social and has a short temper
Terrifying…

>>536513531
*takes a huge dump*

>>536513632
it's confirmed that it's drawn by a woman bwo
Love the way she draws Mac tho

>>536513519
Stay Gold is unique in this sense. The Gold siblings are their own brand of insane.

The thread is finally getting back on track.

848373677529
Narita Brian parent if anyone wants to use. 4* long 2* turf 5* stam 3* power. Has firm, standard, straightaway spirt, right handed, playtime

>>536512886
Too busy with CM to be horny

>>536513531
Love them

>>536513365
it's just some fag who probably doesn't like yuri to begin with, if you want to bait the divegrass autist you should talk about how glasses are a lazy characterization asset for ugly and bland designs

>>536513519
sometimes I wonder if Taishin's mother is proud of having a bully as a daughter

>>536512953
all of these are ez wins except for goldshit

>4 turns to cure practice poor

That's two months nigga. How depressed you need to be because you almost drowned once. I'm booking the fucking factory tour now.

>>536513519
I dont think a uma with my personality should be allowed near populated cities

>>536513416
maybe cause she still has pants on and 6 toes

>>536513365
>be a low IQ autistic faggot
>make it clear to everyone around you
>swear an eternal vendetta against everyone when they make it clear they despise you for being an obnoxious low IQ sperg
Many such cases.

>>536513757
I can't get over the fact that this fucking hrose is named Rob Roy

>>536513630
Oh wait, that's narita brian, I keep getting the two triple crowns mixed up.

Should I draw Taishin, Marvelous, or Curren?

>>536513672
Sounds like Daiwa.

>>536508907
>>536507879
akebono love!!!!!!

>>536513519
She would be doubly schizophrenic.

>>536513353
You literally just need to make a steam account with a VPN set to Japan. Even a free one will do. It does not matter what IP you log in as, and you don't even have to VPN to update it after it's on the account. I downloaded this shit just so I can record 4K MVs with Rudolf in the center
https://litter.catbox.moe/nmp7tyj26eejbtzo.mp4

woooo! oguri sexo

>>536513773
Opera is made for

How the hell do the hats stay on when they race?

>>536513872
practice poor isnt worth going out of the way to curing. and practice perfect isnt worth picking if it's a choice between it and something else. it does suck when it cockblocks you from curing something else though.

>>536513923
Curren

>>536513923
curren

i like manhattan cafe

>>536513519
autistic gooner

>>536513632
I had my doubts but part 1 really drives it home it was drawn by a woman

Time for more youtuber misinfo

>>536513254
Starting to think that my gold ship actually gets blocked more often because of her better stats. She keeps running up to the other positions

>>536513930
I did not fuck Agnes tachyon I am loyal to my wife el condor pasa

>>536513923
Curren doesn't have that much art compared to the other two from waht I saw.

>>536512886
Okay, here

>>536514010
There's a hair clip in them

>>536513998
steamy Oguri...

>>536513476
I shouldn't have to buy nav skills when there are only 9 horses running. Plenty of room to GO AROUND!

Gemini Cup CM lobby 41692733
Bring your best Ace, if you don't have a full team throw in a Long Uma or a debuffer or something else.

>>536505907
Yeah I made one, since I didn't see an oppai enjoyer themed club. Join mine if you'd like. It's called
0ppai
>>536507206 (OP)
Can add it to reentry if you guys want

Run's going good, I think this might be the one.
>No Med S
Oops, nevermind. Whose idea was it to have the entire run hinge on 2 (two) singular events the entire 3 years?

>>536514087
>starts around september 11
All you need to read to know the rest is gaslighting

>>536513940
I do love a BIG MOMMA

>>536514003
BDC.

>>536514087
>target stamina - 900 to 1000

>>536513923
taishin with 0 tits

>>536514087
>no stat checks
>lists the stat checks

>>536514084
God I wish that were me.

>>536514219
It only matters this much because it's pretty much the only differentiator between CM aces now that everyone knows everything about what is optimal.

>>536514084
This artist is a woman self inserting as mcqueen right

>>536514087
wtf does lucky pace chaser even mean

>>536514332
>>536513923
taishin with no tits breast envying a shorter but HUGE TIT marvelous

>>536514084
no man would ever draw another man like that

>>536514304
wrong

>>536511854
The average weeb doesn't even know what Totono is because nobody reads VNs unless they're fotm and they would rather watch streamers too than to play it themselves

>>536514010
I always wonder how does the high thigh stockings stay on for non-G1 races, those thing sags down even just by walking irl

>>536513993
>You literally just need to make a steam account with a VPN set to Japan
yeah that's what I tried, but I didn't see the point of making a new account just to play in steam when I already went through the painful process of setting up DMM and I can just use my phone too

>>536514527
if there are no fronts, one lucky pace becomes the front. most useful for maruzensky since her ult can proc in 1st place

>>536514003
generous praise and adoration

>>536514203
You guys are scary...

>>536514084
>>536514463
bro the man looking like a k-pop star should immediately tip you off that the artist is 100% a woman

Aston Machan.

>>536514087
I only believe the witgod.

>>536513632
Likely to be a male with closet agp. As the shit this artist draws are blue archive witherwave and this which are male coded games if that even is the right word to use

>>536514087
>one rare recovery roughly equals to 280 and 300 stamina

Doing God's work.

Have you thanked the based disinfoGODS today for keeping the game alive, anon?

>>536514527
if no frontrunner 1 pace chaser takes the front and wins a free gap above everyone else
decided by lower gate number

>>536514661
I'm bringing a front runner with the sole intention of fucking over pacecucks

>>536513632
why do asian women idolize these useless fuckboys that couldn't change a car tire or stop their own house from catching on fire.
meanwhile western women probably imagine themselves as the mcqueen from cars, getting fucked by mater.

>>536514661
I thought that went to the fastest pace chaser is it actually random?

>>536514685
wrong again

>>536514712
Machan tsuyoi.

>>536513923
Depends, are you delivering the results /here/?

>>536509967
Pretty sure the guy had said before that it's not a 4chan club.

>>536514730
>male coded games
What in the gender studies am I reading?

>>536513632
i bet she was wet the entire time she drew that

>>536514782
>>536514569

please give Kitasan a rest he doesn't enjoy fucking as much as others
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1959378779954147471

>>536514749
that's why (Well made) triple fronts have the highest WR right now
>>536514769
it's random due to bracket placement, the fastest pace in an outer bracket will typically lose the lucky draw to a slightly slower pace in an inner bracket

>>536514784
so cute...
I used my selector on because of the anime

>>536513923
Draw marvelous but in a scene from https://nhentai.net/g/591754/

This was such a weird run
>Free right handed and spring from races
>Everyone in debut hanging in guts
>Except for super creek, nowhere to be seen
>She was always alone, i managed to get her to orange at the start of FUCKING SENIOR YEAR
>Still almost managed to cap stamina
>Also misclicked and took concentration instead of corners

>>536514890
Cute horse though

>>536514809
Sure, I usually post them here a week after asking

what did she mean by this

>>536514203
huh I'm surprised the Queen won even without Long S maybe I should have a front runner in my team.

I love my daily pull

>>536514730
I won’t fault the artist because that art with the director is pretty hot
Kind of weird to make her an Uma but it’s good

>>536515019
nice Long S

Is this good enough to beat that harlot Uodka>

>>536515031
That gravity defying hair looks terrible. The look at the end is sex though.

>>536515058
Enjoy your spooked-by-its-own-shadow horse

>>536515057
she won the promoted Pace lottery and got a free lead all the way to the end

>>536515031
She loves racing and the crowd adoration but what she really loves is you

>>536515057
oh never mind she has long S I'm retarded and was looking at Medium kek

>>536514827
You know what I mean though games with a primary male audience

>>536514640
Oh I know that, I read in manga that there's a glue you use to keep stocking in place.

>>536511659
>rivalry as a romantic dynamic
This is also true for straight ships you know, and has been a thing since mankind started making stories. Are you people literally underage?

How am I supposed to start training for the Gemini Cup if I haven't even finished training for Taurus...

Tuna or pepperoni?

>got 2* groundwork on Matikanefukukitaru
Welp time to grind this out

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>536515425
Isn't groundwork a front runner exclusive skill?

holy shit stop getting into trouble you stupid bitch

This is an Uma x Trainer game after all

Do you get club rewards for the month if you join one now or does it have like a cutoff?

>>536515351
It's time to cut your losses and let go anon

>>536515208
Oh yeah I didn't see Gourmand so I thought she was Front, but she has Hydrate so I should have known. Maybe I'll just build Pace Oguri instead of trying to force End Oguri and see if I can get lucky pace.

>>536513632
If umas exists in real life they'll pretty much hang around kpoop stars like this like all asian celebs

>>536515413
Tuna always

Fuck I picked the wrong UMA for CM again

I feel like I could pick up and throw Taishin all the way to the finish line. Is this a legal strategy?

>Not even the favorite in her own race
Shameful display

All the whales have gone by now right? I'm going in.

Finally got my second 3* spark
8*spark but it's a start (5*Stam 3*Spd)

>>536515562
Good choice

>>536515521
nope, you need to be in the club for 2 weeks

>>536515484
No, also I'm inheritance looping to put it on Seiun Sky eventually

>>536515620
lol
lmao even

>>536515620
dont do it bro I just got ripped a new asshole by 900 stamina killer whales

>>536515592
I feel like the URA would explicitly have a rule against teammates throwing each other

>>536515671
Your URA?

>>536515620
I'm gonna queue up right now just for you anon

during season 1 Oguri being randomly in the background is funny to me.