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Pakalive will air on 8/22: [YouTube] 「ウマ娘 プリティーダービー」ぱかライブTV Vol.56 4.5周年記念 夏だ!音頭だ!ウマ娘祭! (embed)

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Smart Falcon (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
Champions Meeting registration period is open.
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
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Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20n

first for BAKUSHIIIIN

>umamusume is acceleration game
>still tells you to max out speed instead of power

first for my girl winning ticket

RICE SHOWER IS MY VILLAIN!!!

Fuck nature

>>536078207 (OP)
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ

so this is what a late surger looks like

I can't make good horses, I give up

>>536078207 (OP)
Tenno heika banzai

>>536078359
yeah bro just let me accelerate to my max speed of 20km/h real quick

This is peak (as in Oguri Cap)

why are mares faster than stallions? recent winners seem to be mares

>>536078459
so then maybe... umamusume is NOT acceleration game?

I'm going to hang out at the Guts training site, who wants to go with me?

>>536078416
what the fuck is Haru doing???

>>536078359
>umamusume is an acceleration game
>anons will say you need 1200 stamina + 3 gold recoveries for the next CM or you're bricked

WEW

>>536078374
ABLUBLUBLU DAAAAABIIII WAAAAA

>>536078492
daiwa is dead

>>536078492
I can't believe Scarlet donated her breasts to Suzuka

>>536078359
Sex with this Uma

>>536078421
I cant make a good Matikanefukukitaru. I spend the last six borrows producing orange glue.

>>536078565
But you do though

Uma parkour spinoff

Devilish.

Here's some salt for the upcoming CM

>>536078387
Oh I didn't know the old link was dead, I'll replace it in the next thread if somebody else doesn't bake before I do.

STOP POSTING LEWD UMAS!

>>536078565
you do
and it's only MEDIUM

>>536078492
>tits so big their gravitational pull is crushing Daiwa

>Kiryuin starts offering her dates 2 weeks before the end of the career
Sorry, I don't like karaoke

>>536078207 (OP)
Is Rudolf better as a pacer or a surger

>>536078714
what about lewd ningen?

Sex with Hishiama

Uma Kart Racer spin off.

spread the haru gaslight nyahahaha
remove your debuffers for a brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak2vbpzrSFc

>>536078807
No, see >>536078816

>>536078571
>Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
>VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
>Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud
>WHEE-WHEEOO!
>Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat
>NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
>Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware
>HELLO, NURSE!
>Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit
>BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
>Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours
>HAROOOOOO!
>Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces
>HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
>Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips
>ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
>Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets
>BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
>Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists
>HUBBA HUBBA!
>Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out
>CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
>Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size
>AWOOGA!
>Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache
>COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
>Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands
>DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

acceleration skills arent even that good. they are only x2 better than speed ups and there's so little of them. speed ups also make it less likely to get brocked

>>536078807
No lewd. Only Love

>>536078849
sovl

>>536078129
I was watching it with a buddy and teared up at the episode where she falls, Spe cries out and she ends up in bed at the hospital, had to hold back myself from sobbing even more. Same for when she was finally back on track running against Sun Visor. The ep where they go training on the island and Condor loses the Arc, ep 9 I think, is my favourite episode and I'm not even a Suzukafag.
It wasn't perfect but I think it was done well given what I read about the horse, I hope Jap keibafags liked it back then too.

hmmm.... I think I'll gaslight dance /uma/ into saving for Rice Shower SSR today

>>536078910
*speeds you up into brick wall*

Uma musume is a [_________] game

Who is Moe Murray and why do the girls always call for him when they're tired?

they're going to drop 1k carats on my head right? i don't want to go into the daily stash...

>>536079050
gaslight rape game

>>536078849
>the champions meeting experience

There, I fixed the stamina. My kita never procced PoC, sadly.

Is dream journey a for (you) uma? I keep seeing images of her like this

>>536078492
My poor poor Daiwa...

air shakur is actually a good card one of the best speed ups in the game

>>536079187
you're gonna make it to the end 3 lengths before the others because it takes you 5 centuries to accelerate to top speed

Is it actually possible to defeat RICE VILLAIN in bourboun's career or is it rigged?

>>536078678
just glued Matikane as well

>>536079002
don't need to when the other card on that banner is the next big one to pull for

>>536079164
When you take off your shoes upon entering a house it's important you take off your socks and present your feet to the host to inspect their cleanliness! Doing otherwise is first rate rude!

>>536079169
it's time for.... that

>>536078695
Why is she like this?

>>536079240
She comes to view you as family, yes.

>>536079313
This clothes will never not be hot

>>536079240
No, you're a for (her) trainer.

What's the next big /uma/ gaslight

>>536079294
What the solution then? I don't have a maruzensky to inherit her accel unique.

How does matching work on reset with CM? SInce barely anyone will have set their Umas, will it be a better idea to wait a bit before doing the first round, so more normies are in the pool?

>>536078601
>>536079246
This ain't about her.

>>536079480
Eishin flash is a MUST pull

>>536079313
Jersey Burger would never wear this

>>536079480
Condoms dont work on umas

>>536078359
1200 speed + S rank track is a given for pvp, though

>>536079057
The very first thing I noticed about the anime when I saw clips was the constant "MURIIIIIIIIIiiii"

>>536078995
I rewatched episode 11 a couple of times since it's so heartwarming. It's nice to think that a horse was given a second chance at life through a cute anime girl.

>>536079480
needing Rice power mlb and Riko mlb

>just realize bourbon wears a pointless skirt just to give people behind her upskirts
what a SLUT

>>536079336
She's my Umawife and it makes me feel sad...

So what's the lore about her supposed dead twin sister?

>>536079240
We must maintain the agenda

>>536079615
They really don't though
>umanko sucks in your penis
>hoovers the condom off
>uma forces herself off of you for a second
>umanko spits out the condom like a Little Shop of Horrors scene
>proceeds to rape you and proc acceleration skills to make up for the 5 seconds of time lost

What the fuck she just wanted a photo together

>>536079771
If a mare has twins in her womb, it is common practice to euthanize one of them so that one of the horses gets all of the nutrients. Otherwise both twins will be under weight

>golship failing a 1% training
im dead

>2 sleep depriveds and 2 mood downs in junior year
Should I glue her?

bwos I nuked my doto fund is it possible to get 20k carats in 2 months or do I end it all?

>>536078687
Which unique would be useful for Gemini Cup?

it's been weeks since I last got a 9* uma, the grind is harsh bros...

>>536079948
:(

>>536079961
That's uhh
fucked up

>>536079961
nta but would that apply to Uma world? What if the twins were boy and girl?

this is the best uma team I could come up with as a f2p so far, i know i wont beat whales, but i hope its enough for a solid placing, wish me luck bros!

>>536080027
>20k carats in 2 months
Probably yea but you shouldn't spend a single roll

>>536079502
Borrow someone else's? You're not borrowing a rudolf are you

>>536080132
Death at childbirth
Not unusual for humans either

>>536078516
Her best.

Is pace chaser savvy any good or is it just a meme?

>>536079574
SHE IS A MUST PULL BECAUSE she's meine Pferdebraut
>>536080027
Maybe, but you must not make any pulls.

>>536079574
She is, for Uma Wife Maxxing.

>>536080108
When you pay millions of yen for horse semen, you want the best horse possible
>>536080132
Basically they inherited their fate from this world and the other baby just died, I guess

>>536080028
No good accel uniques. Final corner or home stretch speed uniques are decent, like McQueen, Oguri, Rudolf. Not mandatory like Taiki/Maru were for Taurus though.

>Want to make a replay of a URA final run
>Think i'll just have to sacrifice an Umapyoi victory dance to get to the other screen i can press the replay button
>They just segue straight to the post-race events


I skipped my Umapyoi for nothing..
This was my first clear with this one uma..

>>536079961
How do you even develop PTSD on a deceased twin sister that you never met? Did her parents keep telling her about her twin and how she was sacrificed for her sake?

Anyone got a 3 star uma at 5 stars yet? There was one Bourbon guy early on but I haven't seen any other posted since

Eishin Flash's sauerkraz powered braps

HOW THE HECK do you check race history in career mode
i want to check if i ran more longs than mediums

>>536079771
It is not supposed
"She aims to rise above adversity and reach the top of the Twinkle Series for the sake of her twin sister, who died shortly after her birth."
It happened

this was supposed to be the run...

Digitan LOVE

>>536080435
Menu

Career

What's boppin Ayabe-san did you know that we had to SACRIFICE your TWIN SISTER who you could've FORMED A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH just so YOU can win FIRST PLACE? Otherwise you're WORTHLESS

>>536080282
Damn there goes my idea for a twins(boy and Uma) fan art request

>>536080412
While locked in a submarine patrolling the Pacific Ocean during WW2.

>>536080303
I see, I'd better start working on McQueen then

>>536080027
hmmmmmmmm


nyo

>>536080404
She must know.
From who else would our daughter get her brains?

>>536080576
A gas chamber...

I'm trying to train a last minute parent(Taiki) to make another CM ace but I don't know what cards to use to get the good skills, medium corners, aptitude corners, etc.
Any suggestions?

>>536080483
mr president tokai teio has broken a third leg

FATASS

>>536080527
holy FUARK thanks

nishishi

>>536080680
Just have a tachyon grandparent, she comes with medium corners and straightaway.

>>536080027
you never loved doto in the first place

>>536080338
She's already a schizo who imagines seeing her dead sister, even before her parents told her.
Manhattan Cafe being another schizo or if SS is actually around is more interesting desu

>>536080718
fatter

>>536080592
ruh roh

>>536080784
Two problems there, I don't like Tachyon and thus don't want to spend the money getting her to potential 4. Secondly then I wouldn't have Taiki's unique.

>>536080629
Is it her dress that makes her hips look wider than it actually is?

What keeps up from getting more international Horses??

Nationalism or whatever legal mumbo jumbo will be to get the horses names rights?

>>536080553
Eh, all umas are bound by the fate of their irl counterpart unless it's their game version
>BNE Tachyon never truly recovered which is slightly better than real Tachyon who never did, Game Tachyon did and could be the new triple crown
>Urara never won a single thing, Game Urara can win every single race out there
Neo Universe implies there's a multiverse out there
Headcanon as you will as long as you don't shove that shit down others' throats

>>536080027
It's time to join the camp of people rightfully mad about cyjews not compensating for the faster schedule m

Supernatural is part of the umaverse
Do you think it is a joke when Marvelous Sunday hits you with her domain expansion and you are stuck in her Marvelous Dimension?

Carrot ranger is cool and a real hero.

When do they add the fat uma model into the game?

Can I make this Taiki CM viable?

For skills so far I've selected

>Red Shift
>Tokyo Racecourse OO for +60 stam since it's low
>Firm Ground OO for +60 power
>Curvature because everyone says so
>Maestro because it's mandatory
>Straightaway Adept because it's supposed to be better than Homestretch Haste right?
>Straightaway recovery because stam and guts are low even with Tokyo Racecourse
>Pace Chaser Savy 0 because honestly I don't know but someone acted like it was amazing recently even though I can't see why

I also have access to

>Rudolf ult
>Lay Low (garbage?)
>Homestretch Haste
>Hesistant Pace Chasers
>Murmur
>Lucky Seven

Anything I should swap around or is this a fool's errand?

>>536080943
she is just fat

Umaland is horse valhalla it's supernatural by default

>>536081035
A bunch of people are about to learn japanese companies never give a shit about their global audiences

>>536081035
>It's time to join the camp of people rightfully mad about cyjews not compensating for the faster schedule m
You have future sight, you dont need to roll for everything, mongrel

Magic is real, ghosts/spirits are real and Shiraoki certainly is fucking real. It's all real, anon. You better steel yourself against the supernatural.

This is the body of a boy

>>536080979
>Headcanon as you will
I'm Kitasan's husband then

>>536081039
True and fact checked by real tokusatsu patriots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=konTluT2mgU

>Lose Kikuka Sho because of low stamina
>Get 3* spark, which buffs stamina
>Win Arima Kinen twice
>Get 1* spark
>Win Takarazuka Kinen twice
>Get no spark

>>536081106
your gourmand?

I have MLB Kita & Sweep so I need to pick 2 speed stat sticks for gold ship. Which do you think are the best to go with?

you still get all the gibs like the jp did
if you started in jp client right now, you would get literally NOTHING

>>536081237
I don't have event special week

I want you to post it...

>>536080238
in most cases, you build wit to get sp
savvy says spend sp for more wit
in most cases, it's crap. if you want to max out your debuffers then you want it (iirc it also increases sight range)

CM IS 9 HOURS AWAY!!!

Erm... You guys did build your CM teams using the overpowered Urara pace setter strategies right? Or are countering it for it by getting 1k power or using a front runner, right? RIGHT?????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1rtef7Dpc

>>536081273
if you started jp right now you can buy a chinkbot account who farmed gibs for years and have full mlb starred honses

>>536080979
you would have to be a true schizo to think that any of these stories are connected
the fucking game has career and main story that are disconnected from each other!!!

Wife

>>536081381
haha estelle where's your ears....

Starting to hate this fatass

>>536081205
>leave the billion dollar company alone
草

>>536081401
nice advert mr account seller

>>536080975
this is me guessing but I think it's mainly because JP is and always will be the main audience and Japanese people generally only care about glorious nihonjin horses and not stinky gaijin horses. it probably wouldn't be too terribly hard to get the rights to use American or Euro horse names, they just don't bother because the JP audience probably won't care too much about them

HO
HO
HEE
HOO

>>536081491
im gatekeeping where i buy my accounts eheheheh

>>536081467
Nopeful Stakes

haha surely they'll give us extra gibs for their international sponsored races like they do for jra races haha.....

>>536081380
If I trash savvy I can get Hesitant Pace Chasers or Lucky Seven, suggestions?

God fucking dammit

>>536081440
Which country girl?

Hmmmmm...

>>536081240
Sucks that your dupes are spread around like that. I'd use Suzuka for sure. Then it's a toss up between Eishen and Halo. Halo is a lot worse at 3lb vs 4lb because she doesn't give power bonus yet which makes her super consistent alongside the speciality priority, and gives firm condition and recovery hints.
Eishen has great events and has hints for standard distance.

With the lbs being as they are, I'd probably use Eishen alongside Suzuka. But even without the power bonus you may find yourself wanting the training consistency from King Halo.

>>536081497
it also wouldn't make much sense to put horses who didn't run twinkle series in twinkle series

>>536081623
do it coward

>>536081623
Nothing ever happens.

>>536081240
King Halo, if you have 35 race bonus already
Eishin Flash, if you don't. she has better events too

>>536081467
>18th

>>536081392
the secret is out...

>>536081623
>he did 1 rainbow
ALWAYS gamble

>>536081452
no time for jokes my goldshi is retarded!!!

>>536081627
>Spe and Oguri wearing pregnant aura clothes
My weakness
>>536081653
Both!

>>536079908
exaclty, the vacuum force of their vulvas is so strong that it would eventually rip the condom off

>>536081654
Dang, what a fatass.

Wait does road to the top happen before the mainline anime?

>>536081225
Based and true

>>536081623
Click it
CLICK IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT DO IT

>>536081745
The demo for your remake just released today. Go play that instead.

>>536081368
nice and rad

How crucial is the double circle affinity? Can I chill with 120-130 affinity or am I wasting runs and time by not maxing it out? That's some serious autistic effort needed to get it to double it seems

As an f2p, will I have enough carats for wedding mayano, summer maru and xmas oguri?

What is a spark, in the context of support cards?

>>536081225
la creatura...

>>536081623
>99
What are these, amateur hours?

>>536081867
affinity actually has a linear scale
double circle is just a signal that you have a good affinity without using external tools to check the actual value

>Karaoke
>mood up event happens right after
STOP DOING KARAOKE YOU STUPID CUNTS

>>536081890
Easily, if you get the first 2 within 30 rolls.

>>536081671
Japan Cup

How many times can the same pink spark appear in inspiration?
Say I have 9* front runner sparks on both parents, is there a chance to get multiple front runner sparks or is it just one pink spark per event?

>>536081828
some of these are rather weird hand positions

>Kitasan and Aoi mood up events at the same time
>get a mood down next turn

>If you let the victory lap animation run long enough they will keep going around the track and eventually have their backs to the stands
who are they waving at

I did it i beat the uma musume the VILLAIN is slain....

>>536081828
Digitan would be passive huh?

>>536081392
Yeah, I'm running a Mayano because she's my favorite

>we're screwed by getting things faster
>but my extra 10x days of 30 carrots!
>but could have bought another Goldshi pack before the 1st anni
nobody cares. don't spend your resources like a retard and it'll be like you had twice as much

>>536081392
I have a mayonaise top cun that can do any position so yes

So when am I supposed to do my CM runs? Right after reset?

>this old hag requires 2 (TWO, DOS, ZWEI, DEUX) 3* umas just to get affinity bonus
yeah nah fuck you

>>536081785
I want to believe it happens sometime between S3 and Beginning of a New Era,

bwos why can't the CM start in 2 hours? I don't wanna stay up till midnight.

>>536081392
so that was how the special week won, by power checking

>>536082086
Don't make her cry, clanker

Narita Brian raped me...

>>536081392
What happens if you run a suicide frontrunner Urara with another frontrunner? Would Urara trail behind and create a bigger gap between front and pace?

>>536081890
lmao no

>>536082157
Just win G1 races for the parents to increase compatibility

>>536082064
the camera

Growth rate is always active right? If an uma has 20% stamina growth rate can they potentially hit 900 with power training and sparks?

>>536081890
just save for the omega ultra banner next year bro

So how does CM work exactly? Do I need to play it each day? Do I only do it once each cycle? Do I need to repeat it each day and it takes my newest/best placement?

This is my favorite uma comic

>>536082092
>デジトレは体重をそこまでかけないように後ろから覆いかぶさるので、デジたんは暖かさを感じつつも優しさも一緒に感じてます。手も優しく覆いかぶせて握るので、顔が見えなくても安心。
nyes

Literally HOW do I make King catch up with Seiun Sky in the Kikka Sho? There's always like a 10 length lead by the final corner. Do I just pray that Seiun Sky gets hit with multiple rushed debuffs until she exhausts her stamina??
And this exclusively happens in Kikka Sho. In Arima Kinen or whatever Seiun Sky is easy to beat.

i'm NOT pulling for the Oguri banner knowing my luck with double banners i'm getting 20 biwas and a opera O instead

>>536082470
So did they fug?

>>536082234
The case of Tokino Minoru v. Japan pretty much settled that torenas cannot be raped by umas tho

>>536082461
why is she so autistic

>>536082449
You get a limited amount of tries each day

Win enough and you get to the next round

Last race is one and done

For giving her 30 wins she rewarded me with onsen sex

>>536082402
which 1*/2* umas should I put as her parents

>>536082425
Bonus growth is only applied to training

>>536081920
lend me your power

>>536082602
because she's cute

>>536082092
She's like the biggest sub that ever subbed on the whole roster

>>536082656
mambo?

>5 wins against a higher rated opponent
>420,000 points
>3 wins against an opponent with the same rating as me
>420,000 points
how the fuck does TT scoring work

Due to the power dynamics between trainers and umas, torenas cannot be raped.

>>536082595
That's what they want you to believe
The statistic stated otherwise

Why is acceleration the single most important stat in every racing game except this one?

>>536082552
just run her as pace lol

>>536082878
The bonus points are displayed beneath that number

>>536082878
https://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoring
It is too complicated to be told in a post

>>536082832
I wonder if she activate quantum burst, will she hear the thoughts of those around her

>Switch out my ace team trial uma with a new one
>The former ace immediately crashed to 5th place in the next race
now i feel bad

>>536082853
There's no Mambo left...only Matikanetannhäuser

>competitive mode
>still plagged with rng
Can't wait to lose against RNG during my CM races.

>>536082929
because umamusume is a misinformation game

woooohh my last minute honses are mogging everyone feelsgoodman

>>536082425
900 is asking a lot from a button you don't plan to push
You would need to stack everything possible to boost it and get lucky with inspirations. Possibly overcap Pow in the process

>>536082929
Because horses aren't cars

>>536083021
do i really now identify doto horse from his pink nose

>>536082959
wtf golshi you're not supposed to eat sunscreen

>>536083021
That's sports in general. If the physical gap is almost the same, which is the point of tournaments, then it falls to RNG

What's the deck for evil nature?

>>536081225
Kino

is there any way to level up support cards in future updates without waiting for the gacha god to give me dupes or I am totally at its mercy

>>536078207 (OP)
Who is this?

>some anon has 4 cards on a stat
>+100
>I have the exact same, maxed cards on the stat
>+66
????

>>536083318
umamusume is a luck game

>>536083148
Bro...
That's disrespectful

>>536083309
Symboli Adolf

damn she is so badass

So whats the delay strat again? Dont add your umas in immediately when its available because tryhards are rushing to get seeded?

>>536083303
yeah there is

>>536083061
speed growth umas still hit 800 power barely touching power training at all
>>536083318
probably lower level training + uma has a giant head

>>536083318
Remember training level (unless it's summer) and if the uma has a bonus % for that stat

>>536083303
We get sunshine shards or whatever they're called later, deck borrows too I think

>>536081392
>enter cm tomorrow
>3 uraras
lmao thanks fucko

this uma is the same age as narita brian btw

>>536083392
>>536083428

>>536083414
>speed growth umas still hit 800 power barely touching power training at all
only with 9* inheritance

>>536081890
Depends, did you roll on Brian?

>>536083318
Bro doesn't have the speed growth bonus on his Uma....

>>536083263
this one

>>536082014
brodacchis pls help...

ARE DUPES ALLOWED IN CM
CAN I JUST SIGN UP MY TOP 3 GOLSHIS

>>536083376
Love my bancho

This thread needs more Makies

Why are my umas acting like dogs?

>>536081989
The selection will still be limited because Japan Cup isn't really a priority for most gaijin uma
Japan places a lot of weight on the triple crown and winning major races, but the rest of the world prioritizes fighting highly rated umas over crowns.

>>536083356
He cannot stop me

I finally luckshitted after wasting 1000+ paid carats on daily 1-pulls spread through various banners.
Inshallah, I'm ready.

>>536083654
Tracen lets dog girls enroll too.
Cow girls as well

>use a 3 SPD/3 STA deck with STA legacies on McQueen as a Front Runner through legacies
>no losses, after 1st summer already winning by at least 6 lengths, sometimes Distance on long races
>try the same for Maruzensky and try to get Hot Rod epithet
>don't win her first 2 races, win by at most 3 lengths on her races with roughly similar stats and skills
This shit has to be rigged.

oh nyo l sparked instrad of m

>>536083483
no, I have 24k carats now

>>536083610
dont be a dumbass

>>536082825
is this rape?

>>536083654
Uma Musume is an inu game

>>536078207 (OP)
>Pakalive will air on 8/22: [YouTube] 「ウマ娘 プリティーダービー」ぱかライブTV Vol.56 4.5周年記念 夏だ!音頭だ!ウマ娘祭! (embed)

>>536083414
Sure. But mist of us have Kitasan to help with that. Good Pow SSR are harder to come by

>>536083719
enough to spark them nyo you need to luckshit at least one of them early, or just skip Wedding Mayano, Halloween Mayano is much hotter anyway

>>536083451
whoever this is
sex

You can just french kiss your trainee to shutdown their unwanted advances. They dont expect you to go on the offensive like that.

>>536083909
Samson Big (small)

>>536083610
Samson Big
Uma that never succeded at anything major

Narita Brian I need a sex break please

>rando runs Urara during CM
>guaranteed lose
Nice game Umatards

Wife spotted

>>536083924
>Giving them permission to straight out rape you.

>>536083991
Meant for >>536083909

SEIUN
SKY
BANNER
WHEN
?!?!?!?!?

>>536084038
You just need to keep up the pressure.

>>536084037
Happy Meek?

>>536082552
Getting distance'd in a 3000m+ race is always a stamina issue.

>>536083719
Hold, until swimsuit Maruzenski, you can get seyun when the all spark banner hits next year

>>536084037
SO THAT IS WHO THE MYSTERY UMAS ARE FROM GAMETORA

>120 rolls
>Oguri Cap (dupe)
>Symboli Rudolf (dupe)
>Rice Shower (dupe)
>Biwa Hayahide
>Rice Shower (dupe) (AGAIN)
I want to kms right now

>>536083924
That only works with 0 def dorks like Vodka or Opera.
Try that with Brian, lmao.

>>536082473
I don't why I get the weird a uma can be passive when they are stronger

>>536084037
Riko sexo

>>536084037
You can't just call Little Cocon your wife.

urara psyop in full effect i see

>>536084153
>non-200 rolls

>>536083980
her belly will be big
>>536083991
she'll succeed at carrying my baby

Love foxes (hons)

>>536084160
did you have a stroke?

>>536084153
>Didn't save 200 rolls
>He bricked himself like a dumbass
Impulsetard...

Where does Spring Runner come from? I apparently got it during a random Goldship run just now, even got a 2* white spark in it afterwards, but I have no idea which card it came from.

>>536082825
>pushing his tongue till her windpipe
>she tries to fake resistance but doesn’t use even 1% of her strength to resist
in other words she's enjoying it

>>536084153
>the reason many of us refuse to roll umas in the first year

>>536083858
>Good Pow SSR are harder to come by
dare i venture into the land of shit events for stamina bonus

I’m going to bed, I look forward to waking up and seeing the explosions in here

are you guys going to run joke teams after qualifying to dilute the second round pool with shitters or are you going to try hard from your first attempt to the last?

>>536083148
>watermark
heh, nothing personal

>>536084104
How do I get Aoi to void her contract with Happy Meek so I can get Meek all for myself?

>>536084373
random race hint in Spring

>>536084373
race

why am I in round 2?
Did I miss the event?

Bros
My Cheval is retarded bros
She gets S on medium range with 3* but ignores the 6* long distance
This has happened 4 runs in a row.

>>536084305
oops my hands can't follow my brain speed

>>536084373
It's from race white spark. You can also get it from said race.

It's Tenno Sho (Spring).

>>536084502
>>536084505
>>536084543
Neat. I'll try to do more Spring races from now on I suppose.

>>536084519
Round 2 group B is graded leauge round 1

Marvelous Sunday doko?

>>536084519
read
it says LEAGUE SELECTION right there
it literally has not started yet

>>536084519
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I thought Brian was better as a late runner?

>supports sit on guts all of junior year
GLUE
GLUE
GLUE
YOU ARE ALL GLUE

>>536084519
bwo....

>>536084638
It's Thursday

>>536084153
Bricked

>>536084638
it's thursday retard

>>536084495
>wanting a literal OC-do-not-steal honse

new gaslight dancing just dropped

>>536084638
It's Thursday my dude.

>>536084519
>anon is a witlet
to the glue factory with you

Cute banchou

condoms work on umas

>>536084153
>He rolled

how do I stop thinking on the white dog from Family Guy, the red Car and Chelsea's player when I read those names

>>536083356
>>536084464
Yes, technically watermarks stating that doesn't actually stop anyone from re-uploading or from using them on AI. However, they serve as a deterrent in case some assholes on the internet do it anyways because "they didn't say I can't re-upload or use it for training AI!". Also, the "please do not reupload" isn't aimed towards retards on 4chan sharing them with other anons because they found the artwork nice or funny or sexy or whatever. They're aimed at third world niggers on instagram, facebook, twitter, or other social media who make accounts for the sole purpose of reposting artwork without crediting and linking the original post or tweet who eventually make enough of a following to monetize their page or posts or even sell the page once it has enough following. By making fun of these watermark you're outing yourself as one of the quadruple niggers who are the reason artists started using these ridiculous watermarks in the first place.

>>536084832
Yes, another fine addition to my collection

I regret rolling for Narita Taishin

>>536084416
Your hishi nigress bro?

legit why is she so eager for trainer cock??

How's everyone's prep for cancer cup going

>check CM rewards
>...
Well, good to know my daily carrot pack is pretty much the same if I won couple rounds.

>>536084879
stop being a normalfag zoomer seanig

every fuckin time

>>536084930
I don't give a shit
I'm removing your watermark

>>536084861
oh nyo

>>536085054
But you paid money for the carrot pack, and CM is free.

>get this right at the start of a run
that give up button is looking really enticing right now

I don't regret rolling Brian

>There was once a lord who wished for a new horse and he asked his advisor where a fine specimen might be found. The advisor thought for a moment and then declared that he had an old friend who was expert in the qualities of horses and that he would send at once for his best animal.
>A letter soon arrived from his friend in the country announcing that he would soon be sending a black stallion as a gift to the lord. When the horse arrived however, it turned out to be a brown mare.
>‘You said your friend was an expert!’ the lord complained, ‘But he doesn’t even know the colour or sex of his own horses!’
>‘Ah, has he really come as far as that?’ the advisor sighed in admiration. ‘umamusume is patience game.’

Machitan...... Scary!
>>536084968
You're welcome

>>536085078
>gamble in hopes of slight +energy and date event
>karaoke
>no energy
>no event
sasuga.

>>536084930
That seems like a lot of projection bwo
>the "please do not reupload" isn't aimed towards retards on 4chan sharing them with other anons because they found the artwork nice or funny or sexy or whatever. They're aimed at third world niggers on instagram, facebook, twitter, or other social media who make accounts for the sole purpose of reposting artwork without crediting and linking the original post or tweet who eventually make enough of a following to monetize their page or posts or even sell the page once it has enough following
I've seen japanese artists on twitter throwing shitfits because someone used their art as their steam/discord profile pic

>>536085031
she is immature child who glorifies being mature and in love

>>536085016
0 copies

I never get the claw machine event, when it's most likely to happen?

>>536085031
In heat 24/7

>>536085271
2nd year onward.

>>536084982
Same.
She's cute and all but her unique baited the fuck out of me. Sounded good on paper, shit in practice at least in mediums.

>First Year and Second Year Brian
>Shut the fuck up and do your fucking job, trainer
>Third Year
>Pic related
Why is she like this?

>>536085271
Just take your uma out on recreation in classic or senior year.

TAKING CANDID UPSKIRT SHOTS OF CURREN CHAN

>>536085083
>>536085191
none of that matters
like if you put a big "do not reupload" watermark somewhere, it is usually enough to deter pajeets from stealing that for their repost account

>>536085168
Why is she wearing the idol outfit, it looks like she is playable in global already

>>536085271
it happens after recreation once a year in classic and senior, aside from that it's rng

>>536085031
she is a faker who backs off if you get romantic.
Worst uma

>>536085054
Good to know I can save on cards WAY more than winning many of these.

>>536084208
0 sex appeal

>>536084982
Same, at least I got her in 10 rolls. Would probably delete my account if I actually spent my stash on her.

>>536085031
A whorse just like Curren

nice, thanks game

>>536085131
grimmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvC6tDb-Zw
Cringe or based?

When do we get Jungle Pocket

>lose most races in team trials
>turn voices on for a moment for something else
>do another round of team trials
>suddenly win all races
wtf??

>>536085191
japanese artists on twitter are also known for throwing shitfits and wiping their account for arbitrary reasons

>>536085671
eww

Dictus Striker strikes my dick.

>>536085671
like 2027

>Could have 4 more borrow chances before CM starts to make a better ace
>Honestly don't even want to knowing I'll just get blown out by whales and Golshis

I'm going to miss all this Narita Brian posting

>>536085671
Summer 2024 in JP so in 2 years.

Roughly what stats should my neicha have? also I read on some guide that you don't need to level up support cards like rudolf but I'm not sure how reliable that is

raped by the golden gen

need more doto tanuki

>>536082329
your real front will set the pace normally and negate your urara completely

44440772 CM room if anyone's up for it

>>536085382
She is a young maiden after all

>>536085671
Pokke....

what is Mayano's fucking problem???

What are your benchmarks for a good run? Like if you don't have 600/600 by the end of Classic Year, do you just glue the horse and start over?

>>536085989
Just fuck Teio to shut Mayano's mouth.

>>536085842
900 wit, thes rest doesn't matter, so long as you can clear URA final, which is generally 600/600/600.

This is my wife, she forcibly jerks me off every night

hey look! a real horse

>>536085989
Teio will win in the end

>>536086093

she's made for RYONA

Built for ____________

>>536085989
Ask yourself: Is Teio stupid?
Yes or no?

>>536081392
after you show me a room hosted here where the urara meme actually wins

its bakushin's time to shine!!

>>536085671
>jungle tachyon

>>536086254
did you watch the video?

why did this random mexican barge in my room on my trip with sekai saikyou?

>>536085990
I've had runs saved and ruined by good or bad rainbows after the arima kinen. It can go down to the wire.

>>536085928
absolutely monstrous showing from that Rudolf

>>536086217
Handholding missionary

>>536086262
>Cancer-hai

>>536086254
>>536082190

>>536086217
Eating Big Mac Pussy

Should you brag about your lucky rolls in /uma/? Is it a responsible thing to do? It can inspire other hold! anons to fruitlessly waste their carats on more shit rolls, thus making you tangentially responsible for their downfall.
Would Shiraoki-sama smite you and your account for such arrogant display of your luck?

i will be entering my wife in EVERY single CM she can run in, we will not metaslave

>>536086217
Lovey dovey handholding missionary with kisses and creampies

>>536085895
>tfw seeing taiki doto comics just reminds me of doto being sad and lonely when taiki died

>>536086175
She beats me up bloody, yeah

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!

>>536086217
manipulation

>>536085990
every run is defined by how many quad rainbows or full court stacks it hits. it doesn't matter how your classic year goes if you hit a few homeruns in senior

>>536086217
>

>>536085928
3400 m long ??so thats why rudolf jogged at the finish

fucking hell dude
that's basically everyone except Taishin

>>536086262
hell yeah i have all of them (and will be rolling for seiun)

>>536086553
Wait did I screw up the distance? My bad

>>536086508
SOU
RE
WA

>>536086560
HOPELESS

>>536086401
I post my good rolls and bad rolls alike because they are both equal parts of the same cycle.

Imagine holding Narita Brian's hand in public

>>536086217
Mejiro McQueen

I accidentally pulled the meme on Happy Meek while playing on JP for the first time... I feel bad now

>>536086408
PREPARED TO DIE ON THE TRACK

>>536085271
I've been spamming Taishin campaigns and she has a scripted huge mood down in late september. I then immediately recreation in early october to try for shrine and to salvage mood.
I've gotten the Claw machine on that early october rec in over 50% of my runs by doing this.

So do I need to buy any other skill aside from debuffs on nature?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you play on Google Play Games for PC and run into a problem, Cygames customer support will tell you to fuck off because they "do not support emulators."
Mind you, this is while advertising Google Play Games on PC on their website as one of the 4 platforms (the others being steam, apple, google play aka mobile) you can play on, and GPG being one of the options you can select in the Platform section of the customer support ticket. But they will tell you to kick rocks anyways.
Ask how I know haha...

>>536086782
Late savvy should work nice on her.

sniff

>>536086823
>Google Play Games for PC
how disgustingly 3rd world do you gotta be to have this installed?

>>536086401
If those anons wasted their carats after being gaslighted by a full lucky pulls, then they are simply weak-willed.
Only the strong in spirit and mind may reap the rewards of from the bountiful harvest of 3* Umas come the prosperous beginning of the new year.

>>536086217
true love

>>536086823
Why do you play on emulator when the steam version probably weights much less on your performance?

>>536086823
ok, just play on mobile this mobile game

>>536086917
*a few lucky pulls
fuck

>>536086508
SOU
MONTJEU DESS
HONHONHON

>>536086262
>2200m
Non lore accurate bakushin.

>>536086942
Cute

Teio hugs

green is the new gold

>>536086823
Why would you play that abomination when steam exists?

Seiun Sky status?

>>536086823
Just play in Steam like a normal person? Why would you even need emulator for this????

>>536086747
I am going to watch this more times to compensate for your cruelty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X25llpr3-w

>>536086823
why are you steamlet

>>536087176
I'm fucked
I can only pray to the heavens

>>536086401
I will hold on to my Eishin spark. I will not cut into it again.

>>536087131
Teio marriage and wife

so did hishiama just get killed off if you pick the hard mode in brian's career?

WE, AS A COMMUNITY AND FAMILY, WILL ROLL FOR OGURI XMAS AND SEIUN SKY.

>>536087176
Skipped, I need to save everything for SMaru, Kita's Rerun, and the anni banner.
Sorry Seiun, Creek fucked me good (in a bad way)

>>536087104
he's the same trainer?

I doubt Almond Eye can top Neo Universe or Ardant when it comes to being for (You)

I WILL NOT ROLL FOR THE SLEEPY BOY
I WILL NOT ROLL FOR THE SLEEPY BOY
I WILL NOT ROLL FOR THE SLEEPY BOY
I WILL NOT ROLL FOR THE SLEEPY BOY

>>536087379
>WE
>COMMUNITY
>FAMILY
Fuck off

>>536087176
Skipping for Hishi Amazon

>>536087413
Who knows

>>536087379
TRVTH NVKE

TRVTH NUCLEAR BOMB

>>536087070
Zamn, the French look like THAT!?

Why is this brat like this? so possessive

>>536087379
Fuck off

Should I play as soon as it opens? When will there be the least amount of tryhards

>>536087601
Oh hey that's me

>>536087379
rolling for oguri xmas is literally unhinged
just wait about a few weeks and do the all uma banner, get way more 3*s and then spark for xmas oguri

>got my first ever 3* blue spark
>It's Stamina on a Goldship with Taiki and Ryan as parents so it's got good acceleration skills too
>the Taiki and Ryan have 1* Guts and 2* Power respectively
I was so close to greatness. I just needed better parents.

why are these two boys so cute together?

>>536087413
She'll try to not lose at least

>>536086903
>>536086957
>>536087170
>>536087192
>>536087206
The why is not the problem.
The problem is that they literally advertise it as an available option, and they know people might choose it but tell you to piss off if you do.
That's shit business practice at the very least if not illegal, but what do I know I'm no lawyer.
Imagine if they did this to steam players one day "because it's a mobile game"? You'd be miffed too.

>>536087517
who would actually have a desk setup like this

I should probably stop clicking speed now. She somehow jobbed 6 races even with this.

>>536087652
>>536087843
Cute

>>536087812
She's lacking on guts, work on it anon

>>536087652
Possessive Teio is cute

>>536087790
idgaf, if you use some gayass mobile games for pc client you deserve every bad thing happening to you all at once

>>536087812
Bakushin looks strange today.

My first Legend uma!!! Haven't been playing much since a while ago but I'm happy my first run with her was this good

>>536087846
giving digitan a mini clon of her is a must

IKE TEIO!!!!

>>536088086
gj but bwo you need to borrow an MLB kitasan

>>536088086
Do yourself a favour and use the database in the OP to at least friend someone with an MLB Kitasan. The difference in powerlevel between the 2LB and MLB is silly.

>>536086401
>you could tempt more anons to waste rolls on random banners
You say that like that's not exactly why I post.

>tfw Sweep still at 0lb
my account is so fucking fucked man...

umamusume is luck game

>>536088086
Looks like I'm on a fairly similar power level to your account, does she just cruise through her career like Rudolf? She has lots of big races and G1s.

I swear this stupid bitch is programmed to get sleep deprived more than any other Uma

>>536086109
hey, that's my wife there

>>536087790
Fuck I made a bet with my annoying faggot coworker that nobody would ever be retarded enough to do what you did. I've got to pay him $10 now. Fuck you faggot.

>>536088192
I bet it's better than mine.

>>536088139
LOOK
AT
BOURBON'S
ASS

>>536087790
Yeah, sorry this happened anon I hope it wasn't anything too bad. Ignore the bootlickers focusing on you using google play or w/e instead of cygames being incompetent

>>536088139
>that camera angle
Eroi...

when is my sexual relieve pet coming to global?

>>536087790
I think google store is super ass to work with so that's why cygames just couldn't give a fuck about it

>>536088139
Go Teito go, that onsen trip won't happen if you don't win

>>536086823
>>536087790
>knowingly pick the worst option to play the game and then complain even though much better alternative is already available
how do you live with retarded autism like this

>>536088406
Even the DMM PC release get more support than this.

>other Umamusume's bond stories
>"Wow! That Umamusume is so good! I can sense a lot of talent from them! Trainers are surrounding her just asking to be her trainer"
>King Halo's bond story
>"Wow she talks big but she's not that good. At least not good enough considering her mom."
>Haru Urara's bond story
>"Eh, she's not good."
They're roommates alright

>>536088086
grats but also explode

>>536088371
FUKULICKY.WEBM

What's better for Suzuka-chan? Prudent positioning, or Early Lead?

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

thoughts on sweaty uma pits?

>>536088549
Once you go front you don't care about positioning. Pick early lead.

>>536088592
made for my tongue

>>536088592
It's a trainer's job to lick it clean after every race or training session

>>536088592
I am more of a steamy spats.kind of guy.

wew lad this run could be a DOOZY

>>536088086
>those cards
this is the most soulful run from the last 50 threads

What fucking stats do you need for an A if this isn't enough?
>>536088141
>>536088182
I thought the links were only for reference and guides, where do I find friend codes?
>>536088263
It was similar to Rudolf in terms of slow start and then absurd powerup, but I also feel like it's really up to luck sometimes
>>536088530
suffering from success

>>536088373
Around February next year. And then immediately become "For (You)" mogged by Mejiro Ardan only two weeks after.

>>536088592
made for soap and deodorant

>>536088635
Thank you.

man bourbon is really easy to train is the robot autism making mood downs less common or am i just lucky?

>>536088549
they are both useless. Prudent positioning is lane movement which doesn't do anything. Early lead has a 5 second activation delay which makes it's acceleration bonus useless.

>Have an amazing team of umas
>Get to the final round, which is only one race winner takes all
>Awful mood, bad mood, awful mood
>Lose

why is this allowed

>>536088753
>What fucking stats do you need for an A if this isn't enough?
you need 1 more A-rank stat, and that's it

>>536088736
>no medium on first spark
nevermind it's over I've lost all faith

kind of wish i rolled for anime teio since she actually looks like a great pick for cm

>>536088972
I agree, I've encountered some really scary ones during practice

I'm only rolling for Nice Nature Cheerleader and New Years. And Manhattan Cafe. Everything else is extra. Rates are too low to risk not sparking.

>>536088761
Tbf Ardan was on a whole new different level

>>536088967
this is like the perfect body type. i saw one irl and bricked up

I HAVE MEDIUM SPARKS. WHY DON'T THEY TRIGGER ON INSPIRATION?