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>Game News (EN)
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Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
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who's ready for CM?
>t.not me

>>535574062
If you think you're ready you're not

>>535574062
I haven't prepared for it at all
My goal is to fail spectacularly and see if that motivates me to try next time

I want to fuck a chubby McQueen

>>535574062
What's CM lol

Don't mind me, just posting some art for my umabros

Let's look for it together.

No way.

I think you should eat your vegetables.

TOKI WA KITA

>>535583392
:=3

>>535583494
This brat needs correction!!!

I should be playing but I rather shitpost more

I've tried for over a week and this is the best I've been able to do.
How fucked am I?

>200 career
>only 1 3* blue spark

Is going to potential 5 with oguri a smart move? Are you guys going to potential 5 now or saving for future umas??

>>535583778
>not capped speed and stam
sorry you might as well transfer it

>>535583786
suzuslut

>>535583678
Based

>>535583837
just pot3 her imo

>>535583856
I can't cap speed even if I run 5 speed cards and 12* speed parents.

>>535574062
I'm going with this and seeing how it goes.

>>535583778
Bout as fucked as i am

Which one should I pick bros?

MARVELOUS

>>535583494
Cows eat grass which is a vegetable
Cows are made of grass
Meat is made from cows
Meat is grass and therefore a vegetable

>>535583837
ur oguri looks stoned bwo

6 hours until CM is open I think
CM room: 53668181
I want to try an all ace team

>>535574062
I'm going with taiki titties idgaf

any unfull clubbers itt?

>>535583007
right here bwo
79807061
use who u rike
refer to the non-reddit horse list (i will post a summary so i swear if i see a gold ship)

Worth a shot at Taurus Cup? Gonna keep it anyways for legend races or maybe if there's a 2000m CM later down the line

Someone post that cafe ew image
Forgot to save it

Why haven't you accepted your lady and savior Dia into your trousers yet?

Dia's just a sweet girl that's been transformed by the fanbase, isn't she...

>>535584703
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP AFTER I DUMPED 200 PULLS ON KITASAN'S BANNER(THAT BITCH ALSO DIDN'T SHOW UP)
FUCK THESE SKANKS

>>535584703
I would if she's real

gold ship is easy mode
you can never lose
but training any pace chaser is a coinflip

if im building evil nature, should both parents also be debuffers

>>535584446
>>535584743
what is in those stay gold genes

>>535584341
Tachyon with the comfortable win

Artists are precious beings, I've been practicing since release to hopefully draw my umas some day and it just makes me feel miserable and ready to kill myself every time.

Remember, if you use Goldshi, Nice Nature, Oguri Cap, you didn't actually win CM, you're just a Metaslave

>>535584703
Do I have a choice?

>>535584804
Yea... sure...

>>535585046
too much nearco

>>535583778
Thanks for the win, bro.

>>535585046
>Fenomeno
>Kind baby
Isn't she just as aggressive and racist to boot

Golshi in Big Trouble?!
School Defense Squad?
Into the Sky?

>>535585079
Golshi is literally starting horse, who else are you supposed to use if not starting unit

I don't know how people play so much, man.
I did 6 Golshi runs this morning and I'm burnt out for the day.

>twitter cafe
>shit opinion
pottery

>>535584935
Legit I've only had Golshi hardlock training a few times and even then its not that bad.
Granted, I also have a Symboli so I can legacy her ult onto Golshi every time.

>>535585191
no, she's a good girl (though she hates golshi)

>>535574062
Why didn't I start preparing sooner?

oguri caca

>>535585046
Stay Gold was known to be temperamental and apparently thats hereditary for horses.

Which Tychyon do I bring?

If I knew my sister was going here I would've asked her to take a picture with teio.

>>535585249
>i did more runs than what tp regens in a day all in the morning
>omg im like sooooo burnt out

>>535585191
Fenomeno ended up being a more normal horse but allegedly he hated gold ship

>>535585079
I'm using Creek to potentially screw over both Natie and Goldshi

>>535574062
I am happy with what I have. I could have done 5x the effort to squeeze out a few better skills and work the family tree a little better but there is a clear point where the returns become so much lower than the margin of RNG involved in these things. If my girls win, great, if not, I'm not going to sweat it.

>>535585249
You need the addictive mental illness

It is impossible for a human to defeat an umamusume one on one.

>>535574062
Haven't bothered

>>535585079
My wife isn't out yet so I will use meta until she releases. Simple as.

if your uma is a guts card, you know they are a FREAK in bed

Digitan LOVE

>>535585706
Even the most demure Uma can be pushed to extremes.
She WILL get the T(rainer)

>farming wins for the goldship mission
Somehow
Bakushin is losing and always places second even though she's already way past the stat check for sprints
I mean okay I guess? I'll go fuck myself

>do a career run
>win Tenno Sho (Autumn), Japan Cup, and Arima Kinen in Classic Year
>check Career Record during Senior Year Early Jan
>says I won Senior Autumn Triple Crown
I'm not familiar with horse racing titles, is that just based on what titles I won and not when I won those?

>>535585491
That's the point I'm making you dumb fucking cocksucker. These people with 60+ million fans do more runs than that every single fucking day. That was literally the most runs I've done in a single day since launch and I don't want to do anymore after that.

>>535574062
you niggas are in for a rude awakening CM is literally free and nobody will give a fuck about it in 2 months

>>535583432
T
M
OPELA
O

>>535585706
someone post the webm, you know the one

>train a front runner
>they lose the lead to fucking mob horses every single fucking race
I QUIT
I FUCKING QUIT
THIS POSITION IS FUCKING DOGSHIT

>>535585249
Are you a boomer? Just Zoomer max bwo. I put some political news stuff like Asmongold in the background while doing my runs. It's a pretty easy game to autopilot so I can follow the video while playing. Wouldn't be able to play the game any other way

>>535584560
>>535584560
>>535584560
>my new """ace""" came in 2nd last
alright back to the drawing board

>>535585868
>These people with 60+ million fans do more runs than that every single fucking day
dumb fuck nigger you can easily get 60m fans doing only 3 runs a day. you're clearly a shitter

>>535586068
>instant racism
weak minded KEK

I'm going with my shitter BNW and nobody can stop me

What is Digital feeling right now?

>>535586068
Anon, not everyone is doing insane 1m fan runs.
Most aren't even doing 600k

>>535586145
I KNEEL

>>535586068
>you can easily get 60m fans doing only 3 runs a day
lol

>>535586153
heaven

>>535586153
>AIEEEEEEEEE

>

>>535586023
yeah cuz you built it with debuffers in mind
obviously the speedmaxed 700 stamina would win in this scenario

>>535586206
I don't like this.

>>535586145
>BNW at the Derby
Holy SOVL

>>535586143
>you can call me a cocksucker but i cant call you a nigger
see pic related
>>535586157
>>535586206
if you are a day 1 player and don't have 60m fans by now you are absolute dogshit and your opinion on the game has zero value

>>535586260
right on time

Is Nasty Nature a Meme build?
I feel that it would struggle to get out of Ura finals and not actually have any staying power if you built pure debuffs.

>>535586206
Why am I seeing chibi Satono Diamond with her tongue sticking out everywhere suddenly?

>>535583786
lol why does she even wear a top?

>>535586153
Digital orgasms harder from watching than the umas who are actually having sex.

>>535586386
>I feel that it would struggle to get out of Ura finals
yes
>not actually have any staying power
doesn't matter apparently

>>535586145
Shit, I have Taishin and Hayahide as well now I kinda want to copy you...
Except it's too late to build decent ones at this point.

>>535586329
NTA But can I have your fan farming strategy? I wanna get my oshi's fan title.

you know that feeling when you make a perfect deck for one horse, train them tons and then finally switch to another but this time your deck is dogshit and you cant use the old one either and you start crashing out

>>535585547
EL
CONDOR
PASA

>>535586560
I don't know how legitimate it would be, but I feel as if you would just be sacrificing her slot to try and hamstring the other team if you double down on that build.
I can see doing maybe one or two debuffs but loading up on more feels like overkill.

>>535586709
why can't you use the old deck

>>535586480
Because she's a good modest girl.

Ok, I'm just getting fucked today
just shouldn't even bother
no hints for things i want
failing low chance trainings
clock tax
nameless NPC's suddenly going sicko mode and beating me by 5L, when the SAME STATS CRUSHED the previous career

cafe

Are you ready to get hit by AWFUL mood, Rushed 5 seconds into the race and your Uma walking into the fence and get dragged to the back by 2 shitty pace chasers who ran out of stamina?

>>535586778
he leveled the cards...now he can't go back...

>>535581285
fatty

Have my final roster. The Rudolf is from pre Super Creek banner a couple weeks ago and it was such an absurd high roll that it almost feels useless to even bother trying to get anything even close while getting medium S (wasn't even thinking about distance sparks at that point)

>>535586709
Yeah, I always crash out when I have to *checks notes* play the game and think for an extra 30 seconds.

>>535586996
Good.
It mean's she's ready for mare duty.

Man these niggas tryharding HARD

>>535586386
>I feel that it would struggle to get out of Ura finals
I don't understand how people still have problem clearing career mode when we're 1.5 months into the game.
>not actually have any staying power if you built pure debuffs.
You don't need her to finish, just stay enough to cast her debuff, that's not a high hurdle.

>4 speed support cards
>2 stamina support cards
>end up with an A in Power, a B+ in Speed and a C+ in Stamina
how the fuck

>>535586778
wrong skills and stat ratio

>>535586709
it me tryna train all these long distance whores with just 0MLB SC

I really don't have time nor the resources to build a strong team for CM.
Unless...

>>535587013
Nobody gives a fuck about your whale roster, lmao
fuck off ffaggot

Anime bourbon is pure sex. A sexdroid.

lmao imagine playing 3 careers a day enjoy your ban chink botters

>>535586329
Don't give a shit, buddy. You'll quit within 3 months anyways.

>>535587013
I care about your roster

Best honse to farm fans?

>>535587076
>>535587297
inaccurate art
she wears the boy shorts

>>535587240
nyoooooooooooooooooooo dont do it!!!

>>535587343
maruzen and golshi

>>535586641
Biwa was a pain in the ass tho, but got a good parent out of it

>>535587242
>SEAnig mad the whaleGOD is going to deny him of his monthly income's worth of carats

>>535587343
any horse can hit 800k

the tourists are getting uppity

>>535587154
I've yet to revisit her as I've been in the Golshi-mines getting the fans and I'm starting to figure out how to build decks after playing for maybe three weeks at this point?
As for staying....I mean fair point, its very much going "She's not here to win, she's here to make the other two win."

>>535586153
How is digital's career story even gonna be? Her whole personality is being too meta

>>535587013
Your tether? Subdued end closers???

>>535587479
The tourists have been here at least a whole month now

In mere hours, thousands of unprepared umas will be getting glued.

>9 Speed, 6 Mile
>6 Speed, 9 Mile
Which parent is better?

>>535587607
they've been here since global released. they're just extra uppity right now

>>535587735
it's just the sign ups

>>535587242
Sorry in advance if you happen to get me in the finals bwo...

>>535585415
Max pot her and get her unique skill, also medium corners & medium straightaway >>> straightaway adept & corner adept. Anyway, bring left

THIS IS THE RUN

So when is the next random gibs event like GolShi week and how many gibs will we get

What do you even get out of the Champion's whatever? Are the rewards really that good?

>>535587739
even with a 9* position or distance you can't guarantee an S i think? personally i'd borrow a 9* blue spark

>>535587739
No one cares about Mile at the moment

Been really feeling the effect of having no highlb kita or creek. Have to run 5x just to highroll stats that come naturally to everybody else, and my borrow slot has zero flexibility. This fucking sucks, man.

>>535587891
No, it's just something to work towards when nothing else is happening in the game.

>>535587891
I don't really care about the CM at this point, seeing other people's umas in here
What I did learn is how important stamina is and that's been improving my TT score by at least 20k this week

GODDAMMIT SPE GIVE ME THE FUCKING GOURMAND

>>535587891
300-600 carats more than the casuals
a title that people will not care about outside of 4chan and discord dickwaving

>gold ship doesn't get medium S
>proceed to drown her for 4 turns straight
>pick pain is leaving the body each time
>set her to pace
>rinse and repeat until she dies
Not sure if I hate this tard or I can't be bothered with this game's bullshit to finish a dead run.

>>535587891
just having fun building parents/grandparents

>>535587969
Not having your own MLB Kita is a death sentence, coming from a guy who had to do 200 pulls to get ONE. I have to get hilariously lucky to actually get competent stats on top of rolling the correct sparks, it's just gross levels of RNG on top of even more RNG that I wouldn't have to deal with if I was just a little luckier. owell, fuck niggers etc

>>535588093
Remember to stay hydrated~

>try to join cm room
>full
>full
>full
I HAVE TO SELECT EACH OF THE THREE UMAS HOW TF ARE PEOPLE ENTERING SO QUICKLY
IS THERE A WAY TO JUST PLOP YOUR TEAM IN WITH ONE CLICK

I'm at 200 careers and still no 3* spark

>>535587343
Your favorite, potentially with distance sparks.
I can get 450k to 550k on average with King just doing G1s. I think this run actually hit 580k and would have been 600k if she hadn't gotten boxed down to 8th on the Victorian.
>>535587969
Even people with those regularly get fucked, anon. The people showing off great runs have done 10+ to reach that one.

>>535585706
>one on one
no imagine four on one

>>535588229
If only there was a way you could guarantee entry into a CM room, like by creating one yourself.

>>535587969
same

wouldn't having having girls like haru urara and matikanetannhauser stay in tracen tarnish their reputation as a prestigious uma musume academy?

Is it the last day to train our umas?

>single rainbow biko
>single rainbow biko
>single rainbow king halo
>single rainbow kita w/ secretary

work together faggots

>>535588307
I'll take it

How come I don't see any shipping infighting between Yuri lovers and self-inserters? Pretty much every gacha I've seen has dealt with it; ZZZ, FGO, HSR, etc. Is it because the MC is literally (you) and no male Uma's?

post something cute

>>535586887
cafe...

>>535588191
I fucking swiped my way past 400 pulls and ended with 2LB. Dogshit rates.

>>535588296
>Even people with those regularly get fucked, anon. The people showing off great runs have done 10+ to reach that one.
Yes... now think for a bit about how many careers someone _without_ those has to run to have any hope of getting near that.

>>535587891
What CM actually is for:
>Gives a goal outside of TT. fancount farming or certain wins like Urara's arima kinen
>Makes you think a bit more about parents and lineages
>Generates a ton of discourse and reasons for doing room matches with other players
But for some reason there's a good number of people that act as if using your daily stamina with a goal in mind is actually super draining and difficult and wasted time.

>>535588296
behold todays run

>>535588397
Isn't it rude to take your shoes off on the train? Is this what they teach them in Mexico?

i fucking hate this sloppa fuck

OISSU! NATUIR DESS!

>>535587909
You will when the Cancer Cup starts.

No, NO MORE, THAT’S IT, I DON’T CARE ABOUT CM

kitasan PITS

>>535588712
maybe thats why grass is angry

>>535588851
WITCHES AREN'T REAL

>use 3 borrows as the last chance for CM aces
>all 3 bricked
go on without me bros...

OH DESIRE

>get the Best Foot Forward event
>on a run where I failed to get the first two unique skill upgrades

>>535587013
thanks for funding the servers

Is it worth spending any money at all? I'm usually dolphin-lite if I spend a lot of time in a game I think its worth a bit of money. These intro packs seem nice but $20 seems kind of steep for a 10 pull and a guaranteed 3*

>>535587013
hello gary

>>535589160
>Get the Best Foot Forward event
>Not strong enough
>Mood -1

>>535589313
stop posting teio so disgusting to look at, Its like im the only person who realised hes a man

>>535588307
you're locked in a karaoke room with these 4.
what happens next?

>>535589247
yes, buy carats so your deck can look like this

>>535588530
maybe cause most yurifags use as argument the anime and selfinsertfags use the game and in the end of the day they are two different universes

>>535589247
The only worth thing is the daily carat pack

>>535589247
no, absolutely not. Everyone here is trying to justify their purchases

>>535589247
>I'm usually dolphin
>$20 seems kind of steep for a guaranteed 3*

>>535589556
UUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>535588627
I hope you at least got other cards out of it, 400 pulls just for 2LB is something else. Jap gachas are a genuine scam.

>>535584446
does goldship ever interact with these other honses in game in any meaningful way... i want to see the lore...

every cygames newfag should buy the scamcha at least once to find out that its a scam

>>535589650
they have to be added into the game first my man

>>535589493
they break the camera, block the door and the rape party begins

>>535589556
licking tamamo's belly button

>>535589661
imagine you have MLB Kita and you get $20 rainbow cleats. HAHAHAH boy will some learn quickly

>>535588627
>swiping on a 0.5% banner
bwo...........................

>>535574062
I spent all week trying to get two parents with stam/medium sparks on all the grandparents and still haven't succeeded so now I'm doing last minute golshi runs with a 5* stam 2* speed parent

>>535588530
If you like yuri you chose a female trainer and any pandering to the player is just more yuri, and careers have plenty of rivalries that feed ships as well. Then there's the anime which has no player to pander to.

UMAMUSUME IS A 40 YEAR OLD OJIISAN GAMBLING GAME
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IF YOU ARE NOT A WAGESLAVE READY TO GAMBLE THEIR MONEY ON HORSES

>>535589953
But IRL horses can actually win money for you, no?

>>535589931
>If you like yuri you chose a female trainer and any pandering to the player is just more yuri,
God I love when Rice Shower calls me onee-sama...

>>535589493
We sing karaoke I assume.

it is canon that sirius preys on female trainers

>>535589612
you have a 20-30% chance of getting a dupe uma and completely wasting the money

>>535574062
I'll just grab the participation carrots and continue failing to even get 600 in three stats

>>535588627
Did better than I did. I hit 400 and got ZERO copies of Kitasan. Meaning I wound up with lb1.
Didn't even get many copies of Diamond.
>>535588660
I wish I had the parents to do more races like this.

>>535574062
I really don't care. I'll just send my team trials horse out there

>>535590060
you are a funny guy, anon

>>535590101
if you get a dupe it's your wife

Some horses should be put down for the good of my sanity.

what's all the scam talk, is one coming soon?

>>535589953
I’m 36 and preparing for my metamorphosis

>>535588191
Same. I got mine from pity but of course walked away with MLB satono diamond. I'm literally just some lucky whale's FP slave, I login everyday to grant him his points while I do dogshit careers that generate nothing. I'm a zero-point friend point reactor creating currency from nothing. That's why we exist, anon.

imagine being a toraina in the 80s
>all these hot fucking umas
>you get to do drugs all the time
>no seatbelts

>>535590076
Which horse preys on male trainers without a spine.

>>535589835
Only you are retarded enough to spend money on a gacha game

im pretty sure the most optimal play is to save and not pull. even the best decks right now looks poor and common

I swiped... only seven quid to buy the month of daily rolls since it will cross over between the googoo babies support banner and the seiun sky trainee banner, seems like a good deal and i know my limits

>>535590307
Super Creek

>>535590306
your dress!

>>535588397
>ywn steal an uma's shoes after a long day of training

those little black leather ones with the heel are so lewd too jesus christ i feel like this game was made to subtly bait footfags at all times

Very few here will know how hard it is for danchou to kick people.

My first A rank and its from a joke run trying to get career wins for golshi missions. I don't know how to feel about this

>>535590426
quit staring

creep

>>535588191
I got 3LB Kitasan and she's already crazy good, can't wait to max her to mog speedlets.

>>535590458
click ze button

>>535590498
sorry
i'm rock hard now tho

>>535590481
sparks?

>>535590458
>hey guys 3 days / x fans or you're getting kicked if you don't tell me in advance what's going on
>silence
>boot offenders
been there, done that

>>535590679
THEY HAD FAMILIES BRO HOW COULD YOU

>>535590524
i hate this umastagram whore
captcha:AGAY4

>>535590458
Maybe it would be easier if you earned some more fans yourself, Buchou.

>>535590679
Glad I'm not part of your autism club then

Does an Uma need to have an A Rank in a distance in order to have the chance of rolling that spark? I want to train an Oguri Cap as a parent for the next CM but she only has a B rank in Long

The number of CM rooms i have hosted where niggers join with only one horse makes me think that some didn't get the memo about CM

>>535590458
nothing hard about kicking a leech danchou

graded cm anyone?
65286545

left or right?

What are Orange umas talking about in their free time?

>>535590838
Yes you need A rank to have a chance at the spark.

>>535590458
please danchou i need this club... ill pull my weight i promise just give me another chance...

>>535590919
how they will assault toraina-san in bed

>>535590838
Yes.

>>535590832
nothing wrong with asking that you share similar interest levels in the game in a club, you want the big boy prizes, play the game.

Realising I have a good set of cards, but too retarded to utilize them, but still have fun playing

>>535590920
Makes sense
Might search for a guest legacy with 3* Long and see if I can get a big Turf spark on Oguri instead

>>535588530
Yurifags are drowned out in /uma/. You'll find more of them in twitter.
>>535589506
Kinda dumb that they use the anime for their argument. They have a better argument with the female trainer than the anime. And you can find good arguments in the anime for trainerxuma.

>>535590458
I’ve run 2 gacha guilds and never felt bad about it. If we’re getting an abundance of free shit and you’re not logging in for it during the first couple months then you’ve obviously quit already

>>535590679
how do you respond without sounding angry?

>>535591007
Even Fuku?

>>535584628
>>535583289
this is sloppa right? tell me korean cuckman isn't drawing my cute trainees...

imagine still needing to do CM rooms, I will continue to only join with 1 shitter ace that I have no intention of using in the actual event.

>>535590838
Other anon is wrong, it's tiered, you need A for a chance for 3* spark, if it's B then max is 2*

>>535590274
Boy do I lament sparking on that banner; I don't even use Kitasan's card because it's a genuine waste of deck space at LB0 compared to an LB0 Creek, which can at least give a great recovery skill despite being a pain in the ass to get to orange friendship.
I'd seethe less if I got even one copy of either card that was on rate-up but no, I instead rolled fucking Gold Ship, Gold City, and Ines Fujin. I got Fine Motion too which people are hyping up, but I still don't understand how it's supposed to be good right now.

>>535591117
'reroll in minecraft'

>all my parent runs with less medium sparks get medium S but my ace runs with more don't
????????????

>>535591117
I actually don't much care about that if he plays the game.

>>535591148
Especially fukyu
>>535591068
Aight post em

>>535591117
I won't care, he clearly enjoys the game enough to reroll instead of quitting.

>>535590634
My first 2* wit

>>535591019
Seems that interest is vaning when you are forced to hit imaginary quotas, I know I have days when I grind all day long and days when I don't do any careers, I'm sure a quota from mister autism would not help my motivation.

>>535591312
>Especially fukyu
This is terrible news!

>>535591148
Fuku is a FREAK

bwo, where is my fucking taurus cup?????

>>535591227
its all server side managed bro, cygames detect when you want to train aces to brick them and extend retention

>>535591158
She's gonna win every CM

>>535591192
>rolled on kitasan's banner
>didn't get any kitasans
>got lbs for my super creek, fine motion, seiun sky and silence suzuka
All things considered I probably got the better outcome

>>535585079
>no mention of tachyon

>>535590857
I hope some of these people actually make it to finals because I am not winning against someone with a minmaxed team
>captcha: X8DDD

>>535590076
>canon
>post fanart
kek

>>535590910
Right but both are below average, you need more speed

cygames fixes legacies
cygames has already rigged the CM
THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS

>>535591148
Have you read Fuku's story? ESPECIALLY Fuku.

Aiiiiie Tazuna help me

>>535591376
quotas do exactly what they are supposed to do because people who see the extra 100 or whatever carats a month but don't play the game get gatekept and nobody wants to drag their ass into a higher reward tier. Meanwhile people who play the game join. It's not that serious of a system for anyone who plays and many happily go over a quota amount.

>>535591521
damn bitch you got me
you fucking nerd lmao

i think carrot ranger SUCKS

>>535585868
it's called NEETdom + adhd, they're playing all day plus watching their livestreamer/vtuber waifu on the second stream and maybe 1 or 2 podcasts at the same time all day long to overdose on Content.

>>535591148
her nickname on campus is futakitaru for a reason...

>>535591406
>>535591564
>the mega rapist

>>535591582
damn that guy got owned
reminds me of the guy saying that monster hunter world will flop

GOLD SHIPPU
GOLD SHIPPU
GOOLLLDD SHIPPUUUUU

>>535589931
why I'm not surprised yuriniggers can't see friendship or rivalry between females as a thing, it's either love or hate for them

THE GIBS THINK OF THE GIBS YOU GET WHEN YOU SPEND 100 HOURS GRINDING FANS THE GIBS BWO THE GIBS SLURRRRRRRRRP

>CM is not up yet
So I have to wait until the other reset, huh.

man graded is going to be fucking hard i need to prepare for it

>>535591582
tbf in 20 years people will still be gooning to idols.

>summer with no rainbow training
I hate this game so much

Yuri is cancer
Futa is turbo cancer

dont worry
after you have saved 120k in carats
then you finally have my permission to roll

>>535590076
Sirius's trainer is way too much of a bitch to be a female
I know it sounds contradictory, but only a guy could be written like that

>>535591689
Lmao true

>>535591696
i watch the video of goldship winning the arima kinen when i need to get hyped up for the gym

>no more gold shit gibs
oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

>>535591736
theres been no gibs, everything has followed as sheduled. They have not even discussed any accelerated features or QoL in the past 2 months.

>Reddit
umas I don't like
>4chan
umas I like

>>535591783
Good thing we are playing an idol roguelike

>>535591108
that's because most yurifags want uma x uma not uma x female trainer, those two factions even have constant fights on twitter

hold faith
trust in cygenerous

>2028 for Gentildonna
It's fucking over for me

Danchou
Just do it
Time to get someone who actually plays the game

>>535590458
I was hesitant to kick players in the beginning, but since then I've steeled myself. If you leech you're kicked.

>>535591689
>flopster flopper: flop

bro it did. so did wilds. dead games, dead franchise.

>>535591905
t. Assblasted agnes fan

>>535591905
Which Uma do you like?

Beatings will continue until moral improves

>>535591980
just think, you'll have like 600k carats by then

how can i learn to pull bitches like this

>>535591993
ermm we cant afford to pay his severence pay bro..

>agnes VAXXcyon
>womanhatten cafe

>>535592062
DO YOUR 1 MILLION FAN RUNS

I_________ C_____!

Can you guys stop posting for 20 minutes? I have to do a career and don’t want to miss anything interesting thanks

>>535592081
become a woman

>>535591582
I'm pointing and laughing at that dork.

>JP has 60fps in their client

WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE TOLD ME

>>535592071
I'll be dead by then.

>>535591582
I am not surprised by the popularity of uma at all. Americans have been waiting for a competent franchise from Japan for years now.

>>535591117
HELP WE ARE LOSING RANK

>>535591312
I think they are good atleast. I rerolled during Kitasan, but I don't really understand too much about the game outside of checking what some of the events do for the umas and supports in career.

>>535591980
I thought she was coming on October 2027

Top 5 Umas that are currently in the game
>Teio
>Maruzensky
>Oguri
>Natie
>Halo
From what I've seen of them Tanino Gimlet and Jungle Pocket are cool but they don't get added for another two years

>>535587242
>whale roster
>only ssr is kitasan
>no spe so probably even rerolled for it

King Halo's laugh heals my soul, I love her so much

I feel like I've plateau'd unless I start whaling and it really sucks. Basically every run ends up with same B+ horse.

>>535592202
real
>twin turbo finally releases
>im dying in a ditch in another war for isreal and cant pull

The CUMA danchou was the only based danchou and we cast him away

>>535592346
Post cards. You should have something to help you get regular As.

>>535592227
it dropped 200 because the guy rerolling effectively removed 20 mil

>>535592346
borrow a 9* stamina uma bwo

>>535591708
Such is having no friends in your life. They see two friends and they assume they're fingerbanging each other.
>>535591783
Good thing uma is idols too.
>>535591582
Ah I remember this post. Really dumb of him to say that when uma is tapping on fucking horse racing of all things.

>>535591980
and in 2028 you will be hyped for the 2031 JP release umas

Arima Kinen keeps filtering my debuff Nature runs...

>event 2 of an SSR i don't have in my deck
let me get Maestro?

>>535592395
sexo

>>535592419
which site is this? i always see people using it for global release dates

>>535592462
In 2028 we'll be looking fondly on the two years we were able to play umamusume global.

>>535592053
Manhattan cafe
Agnes tachyon
Seiun sky
Maruzensky
Narita Taishin
Gold ship

>>535592395
Sweepy has a really great butt.

>>535592453
IS THAT A

>>535592227
If FOTM bullshit causes you to delete your acc he would drop your club for a better offer instantly. You can't trust niggers like that. They have no loyalties to /uma/ just greed, a jewbrained individual.

>>535592484
I had to take a better stamina parent and tech into lone wolf to do a full nn run

>>535592227
sub 10k here we come

>>535592572
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>535592401
Time to migrate to another country anon.
One that isn't part of the zog unit.

>>535592572
it's the timeline in the OP

>>535592395
holy FUCK

>>535592395
That little stretch of fabric ooh yeah that's the stuff.

>>535587445
Sorry I don't have a whale deck and horses

>>535592683
LESS POSTING MORE FAN GAINING

>>535591708
are you retarded? do you even know what shipping is?
it's not about "canon". 98% of shippers do not care whether the actual game/anime displays the characters as just friends and draw/write their porn anyway. imagine going on sadpanda and complaining the doujins of horses fucking trainersan aren't based on real anime scenes.

only the most retarded twitter teens need to argue that their fanfic is actually the Correct Interpretation.

>>535592453
>They see two friends and they assume they're fingerbanging each other
the same shit happens with the fujos and yaoi, nowadays you can't have a normal series of two guys without these retards yelling every episode that they love each other

>>535590458
no
there's literally NOTHING you can do to bring people back
if people stop playing the game without informing you in advance that they'd be busy then all you can do is kick them and free up their spot for someone who will be active
if you don't do your job then others will be unhappy and leave your club and that can start an entire snowball effect
do not be like Sakuraniku whose danchou refused to kick anyone and it caused their biggest grinder to quit which in turn caused half of the club to implode in less than 24 hours before the danchou resigned out of shame and the club rebranded itself

>>535592227
I do 4.5m fans a day
if your dancho funds my monthly carat pack and a bundle each month i will join you

>>535591980
2028 you will be at war

So I got goldship, oguri as my two strongest. But I want to replace oguri with anime teio, but man I can't get medium s + a good run.

>>535592484
Your stat goal for 2nd year arima inen should be 400spe/stam, and around 500 wit + lone wolf if you have it

>>535592785
m-maybe tomorrow

>>535587445
>>535588296
elaborate how to do it

>>535590403
yes mainly whales or latelets who didn't do 200 on kitasan should be pulling now

>>535592527
I actually got Professor from one my runs that way. Unfortunately McQueen tends to give Deep Breaths.

>>535592904
DO NOT BULLY N°21!

My nicest natures.

>>535590458
Just lose all respect for others and see them lessers, kicking them will be easy then. Just remember that when you get hired, someone is fired

>>535592346
>B+
your spe? your sr cards? your friend kitasan?
A has been literally free since kts banner unless you run meme decks

What's her fucking problem, man?

>>535592794
of course it's not about canon cause when you talk about canon they have a mental breakdown

>>535593094
heh, you ain't seen nothing
here's mine

>>535592227
you weren't breaking top 1000 anyways and the top 3000 is still a mile away
it's too late to recruit any new members due to final 2-week cutoff for gibs
it's time to be comfy

>>535592957
you just need enough stamina to not die and speed for longer tracks and power for shorter tracks. You just do all the G1s. i poasted a pic here.

Not every horse though. i mean any horse that can do mile/med/long for surface aptitude like dirt you just need C and above to win. distance should be B. But desu dirt aptitude isnt that importance since feb stakes and champions cup are kinda hard to win. So just focus on distances.

>>535593252
she needs a good pegging from her senpai

>>535593073
turning it up to 8

>>535592227
>he has sub 50M subhumans in his club
damn

>>535592227
oh yeah?

This is my Neicha. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

The fact that night owl can proc the second you get it is absolutely criminal

>>535593548
this isn't an /uma/ club r-right?

Kill Pace. Behead Pace. Roundhouse kick a Pace baby into the concrete.

>wanna fuck around and make a Suzuka ace
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>slow metabolism
>sleep deprived
Bitch.

>>535593641
anon... that's literally the highest tier /uma/ club...

Why does Spe always look like a retarded deer looking into headlights?

for some more meta-gaming:
when should I do cm?
probably not right at the start, when all the sweatlords are doing it, right?

>>535593571
Aoi Kiryun was in your deck I presume? Otherwise I don't think you can farm enough skillpoints for this.

Is bakushin actually better as a pace?

>>535593486
You maniac!!!

>>535593641
/vt/

>>535584345
are there any future released horses that match suzuchan in A E R O D Y N A M I C S

>>535593252
it's not the first time, she's aware umas asault trainers on night

>>535592957
High fan count cards, parents to give A in all distances and spending in my case

>>535591624
>>535592771
What the hell is this? Can I get an explanation on why she is depicted with such a long tongue?

> 20 runs with 6 - 9 mid stars
> not a single S in mid
Fucking hell

>>535593734
Yes because I've pulled her like 10 times despite still only having 1 (one) MLB speed SR.

im slowly converting into desiring to pull transcend

>>535593616
>he rested
absolute madman

>>535593548
>either your club looks like this or like pic-related
Where's the middle ground?

>>535593784
deep impact was a good candidate, she was literally black hair susuka

>>535593713
>>535593616
Debuffs should stay after your runs
You should start a new run with the debuff if you didn't get rid of it

spe?
what the fuck?

>>535593732
you should spend 18 hours grinding for slight improvements to your team and then enter at the last second

>>535593571
Nice wit stat bro, on a good run a third of those skills might activate

>>535593982
mine looks like this, still B+

>>535593616
>>535593918 >>535594003
Then it took 4 turns to fix FUCK ME I wanna quit this run so bad now. I just want an A rank FKKTR...

>>535594141
uh you can't post that

I read on reddit what more than 1 "hesitant" debuff cannot be activated per run, is that true?

curren is so cute....

>>535594141
>doxxed
MODS

>>535594005
wait wtf the whole cup is over after 18 hours?

>>535594004
>205 guts
>145 wit
>A

They added a skin gacha to GFL2 and people got so upset that all the top clubs (whales) in the game said they were going to collectively stop playing if it wasn't removed. The people from those clubs actually camped outside of the game's HQ for a month and demanded to speak to company's CEO. The CEO told them to fuck off and the skin gacha is staying. The game is guaranteed EoS by the end of next month

Umapyoi

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Om8zNHeAsIk
can someone soundbox this please...

>>535594003
I like the threesome doujinshi with these two

>>535594274
anon it's not a real time competition.
you just press buttons to enter your team each day through the event period

>>535594052
Let's see yours.

I wanna make a room, what mood do the horses have in CM?

how the fuck does my /uma/ club still have sub 5mil fan shitters? I know its casual but thats maybe 20 careers max

/uma/ told me i dont need wit

>>535594413
great or random

>>535594141
Man every time I see a sub A rank club get posted it always feels bad. It's like some of these players definitely have what it takes to be in a top 1000 club or even top 500 club without any additional effort on their part they just don't realize it or are too attached to playing with casual friends that only log in thrice a week to do a singular run.

>>535594413
awful

You will never be Japanese!
Eat your burger!

>>535594320
I always knew chink gachas were shit, even FGO is picking it up by giving 360+ free rolls for 10th anniversary

>>535594413
Mine? Great. Yours? Awful.

I'm so hungry...

>>535594501
grass should have unsheathed her katana and cut it into burger sashimi

>>535594320
they probably saw how much easy money retards like nikkers were paying for skins.

>>535593571
Nice to "see" you lmao

>>535594413
great for finals, random for placements.

>>535594594
Oguri you just ate 400 McNuggets

>>535594413
It's always random for this cup and the next one. Typically you'll still set it to a forced mood anyway because you want to test them in a neutral environment

>>535594656
You haven't made one yet? Sorry, didn't mean to rub it in.

>>535594320
Is this real? I always assumed it wasn't even the top whale clubs just some random fucks in the top 100 which you don't necessarily need to whale to be in given how dead the game is overall.
And above all it's because why the fuck would whales who spend at least $3,000 minimum per month care about skin gacha? If anything it's dolphins who are crying about how they have to go over their $100 monthly budget that would be crying at something like this. Whales just simply wouldn't care and would roll away.
t. former GF2 whale

Add auto career cygames you motherfuckers

>>535594501
NOOOO! at least let me put onions sauce on the burger...

>>535590108
100% what I'm going to do. My umas can barely clear URA consistently, and my TT win rate hovers around 15-18%. My support cards are pretty weak because f2p newfag, I have a 9* speed native parent, but no 6*+ stamina or power parent. Shit sucks.

>>535594656
thank god fov doesn't do anything yet

>>535594393
Mine doesn't active her stuff every other race

Jordan was so fat

>>535594594
This. I want to get chinese again

>>535594487
I'm probably gonna leave my (B+) club after rewards drop, since despite like the leader and three other friends being in it and having decent fans themselves.
I made 20 mil fans in 3 days, meanwhile there's like 7 niggers at <10m for a week.

>>535594321
Holy Gentil milkers

>>535594320
but why
why did the whales crash out

>accidentally have full energy the day of the raffle
>get hambaga steak
>another event procs right after that gives energy as well

FUCK

>>535594678
>great for finals
You've been misinformed

/uma/ told me i dont need guts

>>535594793
whales are mentally ill. they dont wanna feel like the company is greedy or taking advantage of them even though that's literally 100% guaranteed just from being a whale.

>>535594863
Creek's mega milkers...

>>535594793
Chinese got upset, since they're less tolerant than Global and even more so than JP.
Global is happy to jump on hate train tho.
>>535594320
> The game is guaranteed EoS by the end of next month
They should do that after they release Reverse Collapse 2.
GF2 could burn I don't really care.

>>535594501
ZZZ-ass animation
still cute

>>535594320
Anyone who spends money on a gatcha is a subhuman

>>535594320
i dont understand, why would they care about skins so much

>games for windows live 2

>>535594501
So why hasent Anon Anon done horse porn yet?

>>535594960
Umamusume truly is a luck game.

is this good enough for the CM

>>535594860
And I thank you for being an idiot. Makes it so much easier to invalidate your Naties.

>>535589953
I intend to pay for my umamusume addiction by betting on real horses

>>535595168
put this as a front runner in one of these CM rooms

>>535592053
nta but PIC RELATED

>>535595168
could use higher speed

>>535595168
I kneel...

>>535594320
does anyone even play that piece of shit, I've only seen videos of the models but not a single one about the gameplay

>>535595168
Better sparks than I normally get.

>>535595168
Yes.
The debuff reducing you below 0 will cause a pointer overflow on speed thus making it show up as 41290381321 and immediately winning you the race.

>>535595201
GUH!
you are ... the ultimate ... uma stan...

I think I'm ready

>>535595101
>why would they care about skins so much
because it's a waifu game, they only play it for the skins. and now animations like rubbing suntan lotion on klukai's ass are locked behind spending $150 of rolls on skin gacha

>>535592053
nta but

>>535594501
>pickles
mood down
condition sobbing
infirmary restricted

>>535594960
you sure about that? every other source says it's fixed to great.

>>535595168
so what exactly happened here

Fellow F2Ps how many Carats do we have left?

This month's hasn't even started, but I'm starting to plan out a Narita Taishin for next month's CM.
What unique skills will be mandatory this time around? I was thinking Mejiro Ryan and Rudolf for the parents, with some Oguri for grandparents.
End Closer Corners only being on a Narita supporter card means trying to get a spark of that on the parents too, which is a lot of fun.

>>535594875
maybe you should get a job

>>535595380
repeated failed trainings causing -30 stats

>>535595221
i NEED to give her a soldier massage after a hard day of training before pulling home cooked carrots out of the oven to feed her a wholesome dinner

I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING CREEK CARD
JUST ONE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS IS MY 60TH PULL

>>535595440
I work fulltime though?

>>535595440
where

Is there a chart of what horses like each other more by default?

>>535595427
What the FUCK is THAT!?!?!

>>535595168
This unironically kills Taishin because her skills requires her to be at the back of the pack and you will cuck her out of proccing anything.

>>535595168
>sub 100 speed
It's okay king, I would quit the match to give you your final trophy

>>535587762
At that point they're just residents

I think it's bullshit that the unique outfits for 1 and 2 stars are locked but whatever I finally got this cow's real look.

Alright done.
Shitters only, I'm not a whale. Do not bully.
85840422

>>535595427
GOLDSHIP MY BELOVED

>>535595491
in the majestic 12

Another failure, but at least the sparks are decent and is a goodish medium legacy without actively trying to make one.

>>535595365
>every other source
Your source was some random nigga on 4chan
Mood is fixed in the 3rd CM and beyond

>>535592395
I love force feeding veggies to this bratty umawitch.

>>535595479
>teio being cummed inside of.gif

>>535595479
you do have a spark ready... right bwo?

>>535595365
The first CM has the final round as random. It's changed for all future ones.

>>535594501
Animation style gives of vibes like from that Liru game.

>>535595489
maybe you could try playing some other games or reading

>AAIEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE CLUB RANKERINO PULL UP THE SPREADSHEET DANCHODE!!
>look inside
>300 carats
you clubniggas are poor as fuck lmfao

>>535595579
>3/18

>>535594875
>20 mil fans in 3 days
Is this normal for you?

>>535595489
Can you get me in? I need a new job very soon or I'm going to become

>>535594245
?

Today is the birthday of Belno Light seiyuu Seto Momoko.
https://x.com/mmk_seto/status/1957060352417660992

>>535595615
Here ya go.
>>535595678
I

>>535595479
>>hes only at 60 pity
I got my first creek at 180, then my second at 190. I'm waiting to get dripfed the remaining carats for my last one until I spark. Never give up anon.

>>535595652
Aaah! no bully!

>>535595501
Apparently roommates have better affinity

>>535595589
maybe you should join majestic 12
in a body bag

>>535595649
its not about the carots, its about the number going up

>>535595771
source?

>>535595402
Bro what are you doing, you know Seiun Sky and Swimsuit Maruzenski are soon right

AAAHHHH I WANT AN UMA LOVER!

>doing non-cm uma run
>get medium S
suffering

>>535595649
If you don't care about club ranks then... just sit inside a C rank club?
Will never understand people who shit on high rank clubs and then cry when danchou kicks the low earners.

tfw haven't had a single good run the whole week.

>>535595798
>tm opera
>junior high
these are all adults anon not junior high

What's the calculation for determining whether a skill procs based on wit?

I wish an uma would save me from my abusive gf...

>>535595501
Just go onto gametora's affinity calculator and add the uma you want to use first then ask for recommendations.
General rule of thumb is that Opera, Goldship, McQueen and Special Week are generalist high affinity, Rudolf also isn't bad.
Some umas right now don't have many good choices, or have specific favourites, Taishin for example likes goldship but also likes Winning Ticket and Biwa Hayahide.

>>535594656
>Blocks your path

>>535592749
The buruma is one of the most nostalgic pieces of clothing for male nips who grew up in the 90s. That kind of attention to detail is to be expected.

>>535595606
wait, so you're saying I farmed my best horses for hours every day, for a month just to lose it all on a coin flip?

>>535595763
I should finally bother to learn make up, since even such ugly faced women can look decent with it