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Hag Horses

I don't like saying hors because it sounds like "whores" and that's disrespectful

https://youtu.be/QqKYLTro0VI
He gave up learning English and turned on Auto Dub

Gentlemen.

Which uma would be into hardcore masochist play (pretending or lightly to moderately injuring her precious legs that can spell the death of her career)?

My Danchou admitted he doesn't have a spreadsheet and now there is a revolt in the club. How can I vote my incompetent Danchou out?

hors

no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

>>535425427 (OP)
Imagine wasting several hours to get good stats JUST TO LOSE EVERY ROUND IN CM. Will you guys actually quit?

What the fuck is a PHONK edit?

My main gripes with this game is you can easily run out of things to read. If I don't have anything new to read I get bored.

My adorable wife is going back!

>>535425568
Trust the plan that trusts in (You)

>>535425641
No.

>>535424038
>all of this RNG and luck to make an amazing stat goldship
>loses to a random shitty goldship with no S and 400+ less points because you don't have acceleration skills

STOP POSTING SO FAST

>>535425542
This guy singlehandedly wins me all my TT matches because retards make wit horses and feed free points

BEYOND HOPELESS

>Start rice shower career
>Really solid start leading into hopeful, line up of e+s and even a d when every other racer has a line up f F+s
>Favorite to win by a long shot
>Nice start out of the gates, good posting
>doesn't run.
>Falls behind every other pace chaser immediately
>falls behind the late closers
>Never accelerates
>comes 15th
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

>>535425720
Curvature is just a scam skill Shooting for Victory and Pump Iron is a lot better and for the same cost as well.

>>535425773
>Frozen Sky
Sounds Coooool.

If you choose female as your gender, does Top Cun still talk about dating you?

>>535425542
That's for JPfriends, bro. We don't have Vivlos and all that here.

>>535425427 (OP)
Haters gonna hate.

Why do you guys hate Opera so much

>"Toreina-san got good inspirations?"
>"dumpu eet"

>>535425767
Anon... The wit horses give them more points too
Its not PvP

It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

>med S classic year
This is it. This is the run.
>0 (zero) double speed rainbows after
>sub 900 speed
This shit is straight rigged. Kitasan has specialty priority? Yeah, specializing in fucking up your runs.

>>535425542
It's over for witgod...

>>535425806
That's just the standard hopeful debuff. I had races with other horses that midrace just stopped competing and fall behind forever, despite top stats.

I hate Opera.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>535425720
I will debuff 800 stamina golshi to death so it's okay

>>535425542
looks like he's just making a video for the japanese version of the game though?
why would we need to know about what's happening in their version of the game? unless he explicitly said he gave up on english, i don't know i don't care about this guy.

still struggling to get the skill points for buying a million debuff skills
how do you guys do it? I already race on every mediocre turn

>>535425867
explode

>>535425542
ignorant post

>>535425542
He' unironically the dumbest Jap I ever saw, or maybe he's just trolling and gives bad advice to globalniggers on purpose.

>>535425806
Always go front in hopeless stakes you don't want to get buried behind the dead umas. You don't have enough power yet to break out of the pack.

>>535425767
>he still need wins for TT instead of witmaxxing to get 500k min with 5 losses
globalbab...

>>535425986
I thought it was just a meme

>>535425947
I feel like the bonuses I get from wins + positionals are better than the bonuses of 10 gray skill activations

>>535426084
He started playing Uma after the first anniversary, he genuinely thinks that Guts is a worthwhile stat to train

I unironically say Bakushin IRL after playing this game

>>535425641
playing a single grub GW prepared me to never be salty about whale-offs

>>535425542
>admitted everything he said about global cm was wrong because he didn't expect it to be a sweatfest and he jobbed in every lobby
LMAO

the fuck

>>535425947
Don't bother. That retard has been at it ever since the first EN video of his came out.

>>535425720
Curvature is a waste for End
If anything, it will just push you in front of Nice Nature earlier to get debuffed by late race

>>535426094
Huh, I'll try that next time thanks anon.

Anyone who follows a "Knowledgeable Foreigner from a Game's Home Server" type figure is in for a rude awakening, you see it time and time again.

>>535426072
your wit training?
you're not buying other skills that help you win, right? the entire point is that the horse loses almost every race but helps your ace win.

>>535425542
Huh why arent I hearing engrish, unsubscribed. I want to listen not read.

>golshi with 1200 speed and 950 stamina
>grass wonder for dominator debuffing
>nice nature for all seeing eyes debuffing
Oh yeah, it's CM time

>>535426115
Well maybe its *enough* but you only need to high roll once out of like, 85 tries in a week

>>535426115
What's your TT team rank?

>>535426284
>Relying on Golshi only
The box is coming for you

>>535425027
Schizocore just makes sense.

>>535426257
Whats the best stat build for this Stamina and Wit and low speed?

>goldshit nigger
>debuffer
Couldn't be more disgusted if I tried.

>>535425918
more like hold all the SSR card event

S-stop looking at me like that....

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I saw that I had somehow made my best Gold Ship yet and I have no memory of doing this run at all.

>>535426327
Not that guy, but share the same experience at class 6 rank around 6000.

Sometimes your horse is just too stupid for words. I've had golshis like this too, where they kick ass all career but then in the very end they decide that outside lines are for idiots and trap themselves at the very back of the race for 4 attempts in a row.
I guess she really didn't want to go to the hot spring with me. Oh well. Run was shit anyway. Total skill hint desert.

>>535426319
Identical to yours with 20k less team points lol

>>535426167
A fine addition to my collection

>>535426454
I don't mean your class rank, the team rank.

I'm going into CM with Tachy, you meta faggots will lick my nuts after I win

>>535426342
My favorite part about all of these niggers relying only on Gold Ship and running 2 debuffers is that one of the Gold Ships is going to be forced to go front and her ult won't activate and she'll get passed easily. I've seen this happen in a couple of rooms.

>>535426391
Seethe more.

>>535426257
so I'm just supposed to run every wit training?
I find it hard not to lose career somewhere in third year for lack of stats
how many wit cards do you take in your deck?

>>535426221
yeah i'm aware. I think it's just important to highlight just how important acceleration skills are. Those two skills alone (which are guaranteed by using the parents) are outweighing so many stats it's not even funny.
All of that time anon spent to get that high roll literally thrown away the second he goes against any random goldnigger with those two parents.

>>535426342
>Getting boxed in a 9 horse race

>>535426319
>>535426471
Bwo your class?

>>535426589
Started after Kitasan, just how it is

>>535426115
>10 white skills
you should have 13+ skills with at least 3-4 golds

Same as the screenshot, class 4. I haven't been playing long enough to get to 5 yet

Rudolf please
I need red hints

>>535426573
>He hasn't been racing in the rooms
It happens, don't get too cocky because it might happen to you. A front runner Mayano Top Gun won this race.

>>535426492
do these go in a collection anywhere?

>>535426573
Far more common than you think.
It's especially bad in /uma/ rooms because there are maybe 1 or 2 pace chasers total which really fucks with everyone's positioning.

>fang
How did I not notice this before? She's even more perfect.

>>535426661
I don't think I can live up to that standard...

What's the point of making my own debuffer if everyone else is running debuffers? I'm just gonna make the best horses I can to have more chances of winning, instead of wasting an slot on a horse who has no chance of winning.

>>535426691
If i get a critical mass i just might edit and make a collage

Wait what

Mambo

Oh wait, Diamond and Crown can actually summon yakuzas because they're heiresses of SEGA in universe
Grim

>>535426731
>JP version of skibidi rizz, fortnite, cooking, zoomer
Disgusting.

>>535426497
A

stop arguing and just host a CM room so I can test that Golshi

>>535426783
You can run a debuffer as an ace though.

>>535425678
Check what events you're missing and try to farm those events?

>>535426794
kek the vodka one

>>535426824
Omatsuri

>>535426851
why don't you host it yourself then

>>535426783
If everyone else debuffs you but you can't debuff them back they've effectively given themselves buffs. Unless your aces are uber horses you aren't winning.

>>535426824
>>535426878
You deserve death

>>535426794
Cute

>>535425427 (OP)
based

silence suzusex

>>535426878
Omatsuri Mambo

>>535426929
I'm training a new Evil nature without Lone Wolf

https://poal.me/rvo4b3
https://poal.me/rvo4b3
https://poal.me/rvo4b3

>>535425641
All those "simulations" and grind just to get boxed.
It's going to be hilarious.

So it turns out Gatekept doesn't work the way I thought it does... it doesn't just make Late Starts worse
It gives you a guaranteed 1.5s Late Start every game

Taiki Shuttle is a racist stereotype

>>535425720
So there is literally no point in most skills, besides Red Shift and Shooting for Victory!, Pump Iron for End/Late and some consistent gold Stamina regen skills?

"oh I have 500k and Im B rank" well good for you I got it easier

>>535425542
>He gave up learning English and turned on Auto Dub
someone plz tell him this is a huge mistake

I _will_ run Golshi + two debuffers and nothing you say will stop me.

>>535427095
true and canon (real)

>>535427027
You do not get to claim Nice Nature as your wife if you're building her to be a shitma that never wins on purpose, it's a betrayal of her whole career.

>First turn train with Tazuna
>Good mood first turn
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD RUN BOYS, I CAN FEEL IT.

92185473 Cm

>>535426830
>class 6
>6000
>A
Lying, your builds are just garbage, or a retarded whale. Take your pick. The top 100 is A2 with 600 wit minimum umas.

>My uma keep getting cucked by Golshi
>Tried 2 sets of 5 races
>Never won 3

It's over bros. I at least wanted to make it to group A

>>535427264
rudolf d*ck?

>>535427251
Huh? I can't even tell what point you're trying to argue here.

>>535425952
S in turf, med, long... then night owl, failed cures, failed trainings, random mood downs...

>>535426868
Some events literally require you to keep racing your horse until they get a skin disease. I can't do that to my hors I love them too much.

Digitan LOVE

>>535427110
Yes. Only speed skills that activate in the last spurt (Rudolf, Teio, Oguri uniques, Homestretch Haste, and Straightaway skills if you get lucky) are worth taking. But anons here called me retarded for even suggesting that Professor was bad on gold ship. In fact it probably makes Lets Pump Some Iron less consistent because you are more likely to be pushed up to >6th on the final corner.

>we are playing as Kitahara in main story

Kino

So I'm not supposed to build those horses as winners but as beduffers?

>>535427239
Don't celebrate too soon. If you don't get Tazuna before debut then it's almost a brick.

whats the new vid about? do you get vivlos for free?

>>535427250
>ASS Maruzensky

>>535427419
Swimsuit Vivlos is bad don't roll

oh god I'm gonna get CBT'd so hard, aren't I

>>535427110
There are plenty of good skills. distance/positional straightaway, Divine Emperor, Triumphant Pulse, Slipstream, homestretch, highlander. Ramp up is also good. green skills are also useful for stats if they're cheap.
But they need to be in addition to atleast one inherited accel skill, ideally two. Mid/Late race position skills can also be extremely useful
Professor of Curvature in particular though is literally just useless since it only ever activates in the first 30% of the race.

>>535427264
Your Rudolf should be competitive, a friend of mine has a very similar one that is on par with Golshis

Shiburin!?

>>535427081
I feel like the gatekept strat some JP players mentioned is just a meme and only works if you enter an all Gold Ship and 2 debuffers room. Using gatekept in a normal room just guarantees Oguri gets more distance away from you.

38932396 one more cm

>charm chakra failed
Owari da

>>535427469
wtf.... how did you get those stats with this deck

>>535427370
Based and 2/3

>>535427110
You want speed/accel skills that activate late race or on the final straight/corner generally. For skills without such limitations, it's all a matter of figuring out which skills would activate that way on a certain track.
Exceptions are niges who want groundwork and skills that let them keep the lead until late race.

>>535427553
>18

gatekept is core on nice nature

>>535427553
>3/18

>>535427435
i took that ass to the hot springs

>>535426084
I dont think he's dumb but its a bad combination of some advice being bad/ stumbling with the English and idiots thinking he means something that he didn't properly convey. I mean there were idiots here literally shilling never resting and saying its a bad button

>>535427081
>he fell for it
the gaslight dancing goes crazy

>>535427483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpcWx164bZE

>>535427650
>18
BASED CASUALQT

70888779
CM
Destroy my three aces.

>>535427578
By supporting my umawife's dream. being 4* also helps a bit

>>535427553
60824802 cm *cough* i haven't done these in a while

I wanna see triple Frontrunner in action bwo

>>535425542
This entire video is just him talking about jp's latest banners though

>>535427873
Vivlos really is a mare...

Kek and just as I posted about an all Gold Ship room I get put into one and my Gold Ship gets to be the front runner.

MORE
GIB MORE CM ROOM

>>535427510
She wins sometimes but damn near every lobby has a golshi and she doesn't win the necessary 3/5. Some golshi runners are also sovless as fuck and run double debuff

>>535427604
So am I understanding desirable skills as:
>Stamina = mid-race
>Speed/Accel = late-race
>Green skills = specific track/weather conditions etc, just buy to use up leftover points
>Anything else = garbage
What even does "field of view" or "positioning" actually so? If my girl has horses in front and on her side, it's not like she can just shove them out of the way, she's still boxed.

Do you think the Umas are secretly very catty and bitchy when we're not around?

>>535426165
That explains the retardation

will you watch it?

>>535428032
>What even does "field of view" or "positioning" actually so?
Nothing, like guts, because Cygames literally forgot to actually test the game before release.

>>535428139
No I'm watching umas play jumprope at the clubhouse

73056548 cm

>>535428151
Wasn't the game in development hell? How does this happen

Ahem...

>>535428083
Mayano and Curren rules the school with an iron fist

I'm running out of TP bottle

>>535428139
Not on this work schedule I won't!

>>535428253
Your carats?

>>535427110
We warned you about this two months ago bwo

>>535428083
The sportsmanship and positivity is written to be on a fictional level, so no

>>535428139
I just watched Superman for 2 hours and was disappointed so no I'm not going to spend 4 hours for a mediocre play.

Dia is built like THAT?

pump iron is literally a dead skill bwos you dont play this game clearly

>>535428253
The JP players telling you you'd have an abundance soon were expecting you to be bonsaige mode by now bro

>>535428248
Harmless

>>535427806
results

>>535428296
what do these number values represent

mystifying murmur or all-seeing eyes, which is better if I can only get one?

That went well, Falco is really strong

>>535428032
JP guy already explained it better, just go watch his video. But yes you are correct. For "positioning" you want wit, nothing else will replace this.

>>535428139
Will she cry if no one shows up?

>>535428083
No they're horses silly

>>535428370
soulless art without sex appeal

>>535427110
The sooner you accept that CM finals are a literal coin flip and you are going to fail some platinum titles, the sooner you have peace of mind.

>>535428406
Read the guides we have told you to check like 30 times already in the OP and find it out yourself.

AAAIIIIIEEEE I got divebombed by dead Golshi

>>535428378
>1 gold recovery skill front Maru
Oh yeah this is going to be an easy CM.

Post THAT image of T M Opera O

why is porn not allowed on this board? we're all adults here anyways

>>535427729
Rice Shower Pace basically became Front since everyone else was doing Late/End.
Agnes and King unironically did well because debuffers are focused on all other strategy.
If the regular playerbase follows what this general is doing, Late might actually be the way to go since everyone else wants to destroy Pace/End runners.

(you) enter CM for carats
I enter CM to watch El Condor Pasa sing Ms Victoria.

Local Uma simp not so tough after being molested by umaphile trainer.

I'm running subdued flustered and hesitent end closers on all 3 of my umas. gold ship will rot in hell.

>>535428632
based and vengeance pilled

>>535428573
It's hard to destroy end though. Most of the skills for it is lock behind a guts card and Aoi only carries one.

>>535428632
that's not very nice of you!

>>535427990
Only the most tryhard people are joining CM rooms to practice, you should consider these faggots as the higher end players and not your average one, even in graded races.

>>535428553
Running only 1 front is griefing. Even with 2 they get overtaken by pace chasers more often than not

>>535427712
that's giving me steamy memories

>>535428632
Absolutely based

Very glad I rolled Biwa even if she's kinda bad for herself. Therefore Win QED is so strong

>>535428721
Subdued end is not worth it because the HP will be recovered by midrace since every Gold Ship carries 2 gold recoveries
You can get flustered end with Fuji Kiseki wit card

>>535428253
stop using them

do you get new song/concert for reaching top3 in CM btw?

torecchi...

30697875
One last CM against Rice, Halo, Narita team.

oh I can give you a "floppy trophy" no problem

>>535428730
TM Opera O Face

Sloppy Nature

Rice is the only bitch I can get to consistently fail her maiden race. bro wtf i hate her why am I so obsessed with her?

>>535428935
This is a gold digger

>>535429115
rice bricked my account when i first started playing by zero-ing my clocks and wasting my tp potions

The uma x trainer thing is both creepy and depressing. Like all Incels

5x rainbow stamina training is simultaneous sex with 5 honses

>>535428730
boys shouldn't be this erotic

*bricks you*

>>535428573
>no medium S's at all
yeah that's the average round 1 room alright

Is Smart Falcon good?

>>535428935
Looked up videos of her, wow she's annoying, like way more annoying than I anticipated, I want to correct her

>>535428935
scheming obviously

>>535429248
>"Logical"
>Has a wit card
Is Shakur actually a smart hors?

So what happens if I lose all my races in the first phase (graded races)? I just get dropped with zero rewards, get cucked from playing phase 2, or something?

>>535429314
She'll be meta on a future turf CM

>>535429251
iirc all the end closers in the room had medium S

another lesson in why the 2 debuffer + end ace team is simply worse

>>535429318
fat girl coded, I fail to see why any man like an obese woman

>>535429248
useless bitch

>>535428582
There is no Ms Victoria on gl*bal

just tried throwing my prized front runner into some CM lobbies and I felt so bad for her.

>>535429037
Nice Nature is possibly F tier wife material, which is an achievement for umas.

>>535428721
>Aoi only carries one.
She carries two though?

Sleeping Lion is truly an awful skill.
If you're running a Narita with it, time to change to a different recovery.

>>535429349
TURF?!?!

>>535429339
until she sees a fence

>>535429426
Maru or Suzuka?

>>535429356
Tbf most of those running 2 debuffers fail to see how good Ass Wonder is a hybrid ace and just go full debuffs. Having no backup plan in an RNG game is a bad move.

>>535428573
Late gets destroyed on their own because they get the debuffer box. Retarded ass style.

>>535429248
not so fast

>>535429415
Tomboyish girls testing the extent of their femininity might be the hottest thing ever.

>>535429517
Suzuka, she exploded. She also wasn't built for CM in mind so it's not her fault, it's mine.

>>535429426
I also tried the "what happens if I don't use debuffers?" strategy with my normal umas and it freaking sucked.

>>535428721
the 1200 stam gold ship is not going to care about a 1% drop bro

Anime buffed biwa too much

>>535429606
What uma is this unironically?

Theres now multiple 2D-3D inactive in the guild
Are we gonna be fine /uma/bros or is this the beginning of the end.

Why should i care about Champion meeting? are the rewards that good?

>>535429497
begone old well

>>535429661
Daiichi Ruby

>>535429661
Daiichi Ruby

I like Rice Showers anime arc. She's so cute.

Sexy Nature

>>535429713
it's a whole 10 roll bwo
can't miss it

>>535429670
Exactly why I didn't join a club from here. There's simply no way to get what you want with a lack of communication and everyone differing in how much they play.
I know people here hate discord and SEAniggers, but it's just unironically going to be better for you if you go to the official discord and find a club there.

>>535429835
Based

>>535429608
Grim. Not looking forward to seeing mine lose as well.

>>535429807
Gonna try to this image right now

>>535429814
>Witnesses Rice wreck Bourbon's streak
>SURELY that won't happen to me, i'm so great!
>Gets rekt
>OH NO!
Mcqueen is dum

>>535429713
It's like $20 worth of carats so if you're F2P it's decent but not worth the effort for me. It gives you something to build towards if you're struggling to find purpose in the game I guess. Not worth getting super autistic over though. You're just gonna get blown out by whales anyway.

>>535429713
npcs need a goal set for them because they can't comprehend playing a game if they're not perpetually grinding to some arbitrary target

>>535429857
yeah thats why i joined a telegram club

>>535429857
My friends and I just started a club and invited nobodies. We're ~2000th rank so it's not good enough for the sweats but if you just boot anyone gone for 3 days it stays pretty active for a bunch of casuals.

>>535429670
Unironically just bully the danchou until he kicks them. Worked for a couple clubs here

>>535429857
I joined a Facebook club

>>535429670
The top carry of my current club will definitely be leaving after this month. Bro pulls more than 1.5m daily.

>>535429713
participating gives a good amount of carrots and winning gives more
it's a goal to work towards instead of the usual "get 1100 stam, guts1, repeat*

>>535429814
I want to give Rice Shower one million headpats.
Were I to give Rice Shower one million headpats, with one headpat per second, it would take roughly 12 days for her to receive the millionth headpat.
This means I will certainly perish from thirst and starvation before she can receive the millionth headpat.
But this is a necessary sacrifice for her happiness.

Bro what the fuck even is the point of this acupuncturist bitch?
>Shows up
>Makes your mood awful on race day
>Leaves
i mean logically the payoff should be even better but last time I picked an option I just got charming.

As a 36 year old man I identify with this angsty teenage girl on a deep personal level.

>>535429857
I joined an Onlyfans club

>>535429519
I prefer Tachyon since if you run her as late you can probably activate her ult, which means you have two gold recoveries instead of Grass Wonder's one.

The best thing about an active club are all the little chibis going about

>>535430149
To gamble huge on option 2 and insta-brick your run 50% of the time. A bit of gambling in your gambling game

>>535430149
I only go for it if she shows up during junior year, otherwise i report her to the authorities

>tfw my support cards suck so the best I can manage is a B+ in any horse with ~700 speed and ~700 stamina
I will never be able to compete in PvP

>>535430101
R`n`Rs assassin agency?

Cool Umas

>>535430181
As a 36 year old man I want to have rough sex with rice and choke her and then spoon and pet her and tell her she did a great job and I love her.

What the fuck are we all 36

Does the trainer ride the uma or the uma ride the trainer?

>>535429916
As a suzuka husband I am torn about the CM. I want to let her run in the meet, I always try to run her everywhere. But I also know she will get raped to death in front of a live audience.

>>535430395
PvP sucks anyway I just play as if this was a single player roguelike.

>>535430509
Don't tell me what to do

>>535430509
This. I do PvP but don't put any effort into it.

>>535430505
You need a 2nd front to run with her. Lone front always loses.

>>535430395
Make that B and you can enter Open League.

https://files.catbox.moe/2ewa7n.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/qf5j2w.gif

I have some honses with custom animations.
Here's Urara doing Gold Ship's.

>>535430509
Anon joins in on the roguelike deckbuilder craze

HOW DO I BUILD RICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE TRIED EVERYTHING EXCEPT WIT AT THIS POINT THIS BITCH IS THE WORST 3 STAR HORSE THERE IS

is having sex with the uma musume canon? or at least implied in the official story?

>>535430458
based

>>535430603
thanks bwi

>>535430624
>IVE TRIED EVERYTHING EXCEPT WIT
Well there is your answer.

>>535430603
I love the expressions

>>535430509
It's a VN where you sometimes date the uma or a human girl

>>535430648
sex isn't but dates and stuff are

>>535430624
Rice was my first URA win and my first Onsen and my First A so I can't relate.

>>535430616
Deck building is one thing but one of my favorite rouge like aspects of uma is when you can make a horse run a track they can't usually do like giving MackQueen a C in mile.

>>535430679
>>535430697
Thanks. Here's Rice Shower.

https://files.catbox.moe/5kz8l6.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/aduqm8.gif

>>535430772
pics or it didn't happen

>>535430347
Are the marriage papers a meme, or it actually legit and Diamond is crazy?

>>535430781
Same actually, I think it's one of the coolest things about the game. I have my Air Groove in my sprint team because I don't have a third sprinter and I upped her aptitude for it.

>>535428730
despite acting all royalty she still gives the best heads of all umas

>>535430796
Is this umaviewer or something custom?
Can I get one with Halo pretty please?

>>535430603
Urara celebration dropkick...

>>535430796
its highly illegal to use in game assets that you do not own to create content that you like. I do not approve of this -jp bro

>>535430896
Actresses used to be actual whores who would suck off their patrons in costume, so it checks out.

>>535429608
You need double or triple front runners for front runners to work. You don't have enough time to prep and execute a triple front runner team at this point, so just roll on Seiun Sky. Everyone sucked Golshi's dick so hard everyone forgot some Pace umas and double/triple front runners are competitive strats too, doesn't help that every "guide" out there fellates Golshi as well. Only guy I saw consider front and pace comp is the JP witmaxxer.

>>535430768
Kita-san makes me make bad decisions

>>535430505
All that matters in the end is you get to play with favorite character. You aren't winning against whales no matter what your comp is.

>>535430624
Rice is actually easy if you know what your doing with just 2 stamina 4 speed build
You just play it safe with her due to manipulated hidden extra fail rates

>>535430624
Sounds like you're just bad at training (no offense we've all been there). What are you doing early game? You should just train whatever stat has the most supports. Ideally you want all your supports to be orange by the first summer camp then you just pick rainbow training every time it comes up. If there's no rainbow training do a race. You should be able to win comfortably unless your support cards are total dogshit.

>>535431021
You eat whales for breakfast with proper comps.

I NEED 9* POWER PARENTS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535430246
Very cute

>>535431021
the only way you beat whales is if they use their favourite character thats shit bwo

>>535431050
>You should be able to win comfortably unless your support cards are total dogshit.
They are
>What are you doing early game?
friendship farming
>If there's no rainbow training do a race
I'll try doing this.

https://youtu.be/oXq8h0TFPXs?feature=shared&t=186
>This is it! This is it! Burn this sight into your eyes! This is Orfevre!
holy fucking kino...

>>535430961
>that you do not own to create content that you like
So it's fine if you don't like the content?

>>535430624
we hate rice shower here

>>535431132
Okay if your support cards are bad you're going to struggle but it should still be possible.

>>535431056
Hard worker f2p metaslave loses to whale metaslave 9/10.

>>535431056
Dumb whales, sure.

>>535430961
Gomenasorry.

>>535430940
I think it's umaviewer, one of my friends made these.

Here's Bourbon devolving into Urara's autism.
https://files.catbox.moe/m25k4r.gif
Here's Tachyon being cute, kawaii even.
https://files.catbox.moe/3t4s51.gif

>>535431137
The announcers are so fucking good

>>535431021
You can win vs stat stick whales if you RNG all the skills and your uma becomes a racing machine for that cup. If they also have all the good skills then yeah it's over.

>>535431253
I have an A Agnes and have beaten the URA multiple times, but RICE SHOWER REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER FUCKING LEGS OTHER THAN SPREAD THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>535430582
>Lone front always loses.
I keep hearing this. What is the mechanical reason?

>>535431279
Most whales playing global are dumb, yes.

>>535431343
>he doesnt know thats from mayano

>>535429713
It's just a bunch of free stuff. You can just enter your best TT medium team. Even with all the crap skills they have, you'll probably at least make it to the B final unless your team is C+ or lower. If you have A/B+, I bet it'll net you a couple thousand carats and a bunch of tickets and statues.

Test

>>535431376
Umas need something to chase to trigger pace up mechanics. Lone front has nothing to chase.

>>535430092
1.5m daily... That's pretty much 5-6 successful runs every single time, huh

:(

>great mood give you 20% training bonus
is recreation worth it? i usually use it only if it's fall below normal because there's too much random shit that increase the mood

HEY /UMA/ EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

>>535430624
You basically need to reach 500 speed and power before the first long race (cause you will be facing shit with ~400 spd/pow at that point), and then also get minimum 500 stam and a gold bluel when your race McQueen or she will choke and die.

>>535431610
YADDA YADDA

>>535431597
after junior year, yes

>started doing 3m fan runs daily as danchod
>members noticed my autism and started pushing as well
>rank starts mooning steadily
will we make it bwos?

>>535431376
Fronts have the lowest target velocity at the last spurt (as a balancing mechanic to make up for them being in 1st place for most of the race).
If the front runner is alone, they just manage their own pace without trying to outrun the rest of the competition. Introducing a second front runner ideally forces your front runner to try and overtake the other front runner, which can proc some skills and increase their velocity in earlier parts of the race.
The other front runner will then try to overtake and proc their own overtake skill as this cycle repeats while the debuffers won't be able to catch up since they're late surgers, they'll be unable to reach them with their debuffs.

You still need Maru ult to accelerate at the end alongside the groundswork combo to get a huge enough lead that the nice natures wont be able to reach you

>>535429340
If you didn't manage 3 win in the first phase, you get entered into 2nd phase B bracket.
You only need 1 win in B bracket, and if you do then you will enter the B final (less reward than A final)
If you still can't win in B bracket then you'll drop out and your reward is only what you scrounged during the individual attempt.

>>535431597
Definitely worth it if there are no rainbows or GI optional races to do.

>>535431610
I'm a lonewolf who needs no veggies

>>535431597
It is only 1-3 points early, but once you get rainbows and t3+ training stages, the numbers do start to climb.

>>535431404
Kek, I did. These are the last ones I have.

Tachyon ascending into Bourbon's autism.
https://files.catbox.moe/qvixaj.gif
Maruznesky mistaking you for the accelerator pedal.
https://files.catbox.moe/p4ummg.gif

I love the detail that all umas have horseshoes under their feet, normally it's difficult to see them ingame.

>>535431615
>669 speed
>612 stamina
>578 power
>334 guts
>351 wit
>At Arima Kinen, 5th fav
this run is so over for me I can feel it

>>535431481
>>535431693
Thanks, makes sense.

>>535431765
Yes you do

>>535431705
Do you get the platinum title if you win the B final? Or is it A final winners only?

>>535431775
urara autism was my favourite one

>>535431861
>Do you get the platinum title if you win the B final?

>>535430489
I’m a youthful 34 bro

>>535431775
>there's nothing in the sleeves

>>535431658
>>535431765

>>535431751
TIL horses have whiskers

>>535430489
I am 32

>>535430489
only 35 bro :)

>>535431775
>all umas have horseshoes under their feet
How the fuck are our trainers still alive after being kicked

raped...

>>535430489
I'm just 31 bwo
We're all youngins here

>>535431751
Why the long face?

>>535431665
>>535431726
>>535431770
huh, thanks i either rest or race when there's no training worth doing, even if it's g3

>>535430395
Getting just a single copy of super creek improved my runs considerably and made getting As easy. The people you see running around with all A+s are probably whales or people who knew to reroll.
If you have the carats for it, maybe try to roll for a super creek...

>>535432113
Just tank the hit.

>>535428987
I'm scared to give her what she wants. I'm still recovering from the shoulder bump.

>>535432113
We are build different

>>535430489
I turned 57 this year.

The Xbox 360 is now a retro console

Is everyone going to be this autistic about the cup or are most people just going to put whoever their top rated horses are? I just need to know how sweaty I need to be. If I just chuck some decent meta horses will I win some races or do they need to be 100% autisticly optimized?

>>535430489
im 18

>>535432128
Dotobros
DONT LOOK

>>535431751
What funny creatures.

>>535432192
Were you that geezer from last time?

does this even have the stats to keep up with the pace chasers, or should I keep trying?

>>535430489
25 and going strong

>>535430489
Yes, horse racing is an old mans sport. Gacha based on horse racing attracts an older demographic. All the zoomers are playing Mihoyo trash.

I think Doto is the cutest horse (irl) of the cast
Every pic I see of him just makes me wanna pet him

>>535430489
23 here

>>535430870
A meme but Satono Diamond is definitely not letting her trainer go
It's simply an exaggerated version of her affection(very heavy)

>>535432270
Stamina no, but WIT yes, speed only matters near the end

Started watching the anime, golshit is nowhere as annoying as in the game

>>535432113
>>535432164
>>535432187
Oh yeah I forgot, in case anybody was wondering, Tazuna and the Director do NOT have horseshoes under theirs.

>>535432213
>Spd 1200
>Med S
>Stam+Guts ~1200
>Two Gold Recovery Skills
>Some GoFast Skills
this is your baseline. if you can't meet it with a single horse, don't expect much

>>535432427
They have to keep appearances as a ningen, Anon.

look upon me and weep for my misfortune

>>535432359
For me it's his pink wrinkly nose

>>535432356
That makes sense

>>535432427
They don't have cleats because they're not active racers
I will not be gaslit by green woman and orange woman
I will NOT be tricked

>>535432359
:=3

>>535432427
wow no pantsu? not my idol game

>>535432495
Of course, of course. The hats stay on.

>play Oguri Cap career
>she keeps rubbing her stomach
>feel uncomfortable
The way she smiles while she does that, she looks as if she's pregnant with my baby inside her. It's concerning.

Anyway, what's your favorite gate number? For me, it's 2.

>>535432432
who hit Digitan with tits enlargement ray?

>>535432354
That guy is my fuarking hero.

>>535432213
Yes. ChamMe is srs bsns. This divides the casual and competitive playerbase. If you're a casual just focus on clubs and TT, they're a more stable source of carats.

>get the shooting skill spark for ur cm ace bwo
>okay
>start raising a parent special week for shooting star spark
>mfw realization today

>>535432537
>>535432359
>>535432593

>>535432356
>>535432608
What a fuckup, sorry

>>535431819
So any way she won the URA at b+ and 2* power. I think the trick was to just complain loudly online

>>535432548
You know too much...

>>535432162
NTA but i have mlb creek and only one A with oguri...

>>535432213
Im going autistic on this gamemode, because Im still learning about the game. The more I realize its all about rng luck with runs the less competitive I become

Only for the bravest of souls

>>535432548
GET OUT THERE ANON SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU!

>>535432427
Do umas actually need the horseshoes or are they performance racing tools? Like soccer players don't actually need cleats.

>>535432676
j-just use who u rike... haha...

>>535432697
He's Japans oldest Eroge company president he's my hero too. I hope I'm still playing porn games when I'm that age.

Yeah, and you have to go through this shit EVERY single month.
No, actually every 3.5 weeks, considering the accelerated schedule.
You rike?

>>535432604
if you train an uma's guts on a regular basis, eventually their tits get bigger to supply milk

>s med
>red shift and shooting
>my speed cards decide to take a vacation from training
I've never wanted to break something more than ever before. I'm actually pissed off.

>>535432548
RIP. The Uma mafia is gonna get this guy.

>>535432892
Which eroge company? Elf?

>>535432902
90% of the tryhards are going to realize the final is literally free and wasted their time lol

Gemini Cup

Kyoto — Turf
3200 m — Long — Clockwise
Firm — Spring — Sunny

first URA win for an Evil Nature attempt, ist that be enough or do I still lack skills?

>>535432495
What I don't understand is WHY they need to keep them not being human a secret. We know umas can get normal jobs.

>>535433091
>no end debuffs

>>535432432
I trained a Suzuka today with
Speed 1200, Stam 792, Guts 381, Med S, Swinging Maestro, Professor of Curvature, Concentration, Final Push, Homstretch haste, a few uniques and green skills.

yeah i am preparing for CM
Curren-chan meeting

>>535432932
The whole "umamusume are born to run" thing kind of makes you feel sorry for them. They can't sneak out onto the track and set some records, they have to stay indoors and... WALK. All for commitment to a facade that may or may not even be important.

55926438 cm test

>>535432698
Works every time>>535433071
>Long
God this is going to be five times as bad

>>535432984
Nah it's some no name company that hasn't really released anything worthwhile
https://vndb.org/p307

>>535433173
Don't listen to this guy your nice nature is perfect end debuffs are a meme.

>>535433296
Would you still stick it in if you get to be the last in the train

>>535433213
seems good on paper, just understand that Fronts are in a bad spot in general right now. if she's the only uma in that position, then the pace chasers will be on her ass the whole race

>>535433321
post results

when simulating umas, how much extra HP should I have at the end of the race to account for debuffers?

>>535433213
Here's mine. Without the groundwork combo it'll be tough to escape debuffers.

Is Homestretch haste any good? I always see it rated lowly but why.

You know what? Digitan is actually pretty fucking cute.

>>535433140
They must have their reasons. Tazuna is obviously a legendary race uma and probably dawns the disguise so she isn't swamped by paparazzi bombarding the school and her own life. We don't know the Directors motives as to why, but perhaps we'll get some clues.

>>535433552
For me it procs too late to for it to matter, it's probably only good with other last spurt skills to stack with.
>>535433616
Yeah she's cute

>>535433552
It tends to pop way too late to make a difference. It's only really useful if you're neck-in-neck on the last straight and it gives you just the push you need to pull ahead on the finish line.

>>535433445
I was thinking of running Daiwa as a front runner along side her with Nice Nature. Or abandoning her and using Gold Ship with Tachyon and Nice Nature debuffers.

Tazuna is a horse but the director is not a horse

>>535430582
I'm using a frontrunner as a 2nd debuffer just so my rice has at least 1 person ahead of her so she can pass someone to trigger blue rose closer. Also makes it slightly more likely for her to be in 3rd place and be able to trigger both redshift and shooting for victory and instantly cap speed.

>>535430624
the global ref doc tells you to inherit power on mediums.
this is a lie. fuck power.
inherit maruzensky and taiki uniques. that's all the power you need.
the game will constantly tell you you don't have enough power. you'll win anyway.
inherit stamina.
5 speed 1 stam deck. Black + Week + Creek + 3 more speed of your choice.
You want speed cards with friendship bonus and special priority.

Super Creek will be rainbow pretty often, and the number will always be high. 1LB Creek is enough to make 34 on a solo friendship. DON'T TAKE THE BAIT. It is really easy to see big stam numbers and think you should take them, but getting 1200 speed is a Herculean task on Rice, and overleveling stamina is as easy as not getting out of bed for 3 more hours. Pretty much every card type is "bond building clump only" except speed until you get into year 3 and start getting an idea of what you need to adjust.

Resign to the fact that special week will give you hydrate. Plan to go without Gourmand. Flex when you don't have to.

*enters cm room with sub-1.1k speed aces*
hello guys

>>535433552
Buff lasts half as long as a regular straightaway skill in exchange for guaranteed activation in the last spurt. There is also a risk of the skill only activating a couple of meters before the finish line which would make it functionally useless.

>>535433321
holy shit no way ZERO evil natures???
inshallah the world is healing

>>535432851
Don't think too much about it.
In oguri cap anime, we were informed that there are all kind of cleats for various situation.
We also saw rice shower's shoes get worn down from all her training, spee repairing her cleats, mcqueen training with weight, etc.
At the same time the girls are also racing with cape, veil, fucking sword, etc.

>>535430489
I'm about to be 34, it will be all over real soon...

Wife

>>535433824
this is me
except i dont enter

>>535433824
DIE

>>535433668
No more paparazi pressure than the director and secretary of the school would have in the first place, I think.
It's thought that Akikawa is based on Northern Taste, another legendary horse from the 70's that befriended a cat later in life. Northern Taste also happens to be the ancestor of half the fucking cast:
>Children
Matikanetannhauser
>Grandchildren
Mejiro Ryan
Mejiro Ardan
Sakura Bakushin O
Ikuno Dictus
Air Groove
Daiwa Scarlet
Tosen Jordan
>Great-grandchildren
Mejiro Bright
Mejiro Dober
Narita Top Road
Aston Machan
>Great-great-grandchildren
Gold Ship
Nakayama Festa
Kitasan Black

>>535433736
Ok smart guy, how did she destroy my pelvis after our date then?

>>535430031
>when you don't let her stack donuts on it

>>535430489
Just turned 30

>>535432804
Wuooh! TUMMY!!!

>>535433352
It's easier because the most annoying debuffs are for medium only.

>>535434016
Sir, that's a zoomer teenager.

>>535433140
Tazuna heavily implies that she was a big enough deal that she might become a distraction and she doesn't want to steal spotlight from the students.
As far as we (global) know, the director isn't even hiding it, it's just that nobody asked.

>>535432213
Umu is a luck game. You can spend hours breeding the perfect horse only to lose to someone who submitted his TT team

>>535434143
Happy birthday anon and may the sparks come to you

>>535434181
But that's what makes her lit, senpai.

>wonder why my pace Grass Wonder is jobbing so hard
>she was on late position all the time
I'm sorry umas, your toreina is a retard

>>535432804
>win the URA finals
>they wait you like this in your office
now that's a worthy prize

>>535433437
yes

>>535434062
Too late, he already died.

>>535434181
Perfect for wife

>>535434265
If only umas were real...

>>535434143
Yerr a wizard anon

>>535434016
>shuts the fuck up and respects the culture
cute

>>535434016
your weiife loves to eat paint

>>535434254
Shut up, kouhai, you're acting stupid again.

>>535434143
I'm turning 30 this year...

>>535434087
How can a horse and a cat be friends? Aren't they different species?

>>535434318
Meisho's Dotos...

>>535434356
How can a man and a dog be friends? Aren't they different species?

>>535434332
I wonder who could be behind this post

https://youtu.be/dVBoXBE0KtU
So how do you think Almond Eye will break the game once she releases? Cygames are definitely hinting at her being the big new powercteep horse, moreso than anything else theyve ever advertised

>>535434428
SHUT UP! MY NARRATIVE!!!

>>535434143
Are you the guy who posted his Golshi birthday message earlier

Teio lets make more umas

>>535434187
Yeah, the game does make it a bit blatant that she's a serious veteran. No human should be able to keep up with, let alone outrun, an umamusume.

>>535430489
My early 20-ish brother have zero interest in horses despite me shilling it to him, and he plays all the gachaslops on the earth's surface, horses are old man's game

How the fuck do you pronounce Orfevre

>>535434229
Thanks even though it was recently and not today
>>535434478
Nope

>>535430489
why is the fanbase full of ojisans?

i'm only 25 youre all decrepid boomers

>>535434518
>based on a horse from the 40s or something
>hidden legend in plain sight
sugoi!

50 rolls on support and the only improvement I got out of it was getting Flash to 2LB

>>535434518
>No human should be able to keep up with, let alone outrun, an umamusume.
Aoi can ironically outrun an uma musume.

>>535434518
Also this. I'd love to see the director just fucking off down the track though.

>>535434457
Easy, they will introduce new mechanic too.
Almond Eye will be able to "clear" this mechanic by default
Other character won't without new additional support card/new upcoming rework for them/new equipment or mechanic like 6-star version

That way she will be OP while the old character wait for their turn to catch up.

>>535434572
オルフェーヴル

>>535434318
remember Doto, seducing your trainer is forbidden

51493629 cm test

>>535434518
Not to mention she has a movie about her in-game

>>535434639
Maybe Aoi is an Uma as well?

>>535434601
I'm almost 28 and it's all downhill after you hit 25.

>>535434639
she's also a umamusume

>search CM room
>7/9

>>535434670
You cheeky son of a bitch.

>>535434639
she's also my wife

>>535434613
>>535434710
Still don't understand this though, whatever secret thing Tazuna keeps in her closet. My guesses are either whips and straps (horse racing) or whips and straps (BDSM).
The fact that either way, Maruzen is cool with it though...

I'm starting to like King Halo

nishishi

>>535434924
SNFFFFFF

>>535434917
horse dick dildos.

>>535434917
Worse. She found her cleats

>>535434917
old trophies

>>535434518
>Tazuna is speculated to be based off of Tokino Minoru, the most legendary race horse in Japan
>10 Wins in 10 Races, including the Derby
>Died shortly after due to Tetanus, likely from poorer standards of care at the time
>Nicknamed "The Phantom Horse" due to being completely untouchable
>Contributed to Race Horsing becoming a Japanese sports staple

Thats a lot to give to a bitch that gives wrong hints

Umas don't need to be A rank or above for graded CM right? Every now and then I see a room match with that restriction

>A in Power
>YOUR TRAINEE NEEDS MORE POWER TO BREAK OUT OF THE PACK
LIES! STOP LYING TO MEEEEEEEEEE!

>>535435118
It's literally okay when a legendary vet does it. See it as a rough lesson that your teacher is trying to give you.

>>535435146
No. Only open league has a restriction (only B and below are allowed).

>>535434917
she fround a trainer altar that would be fuck up

>>535434924
Aoi is a secret uma. You can find her in your trainer notes.

Non stop Narita Brian sex

>>535435118
She's also one of the only people who can comfortably ride in Maruzensky's Lamborghini. That's a feat in itself.

>>535435118
Its definitely completely unintentional but I like the idea of a veteran horse that just doesnt understand modern training methods and just raced off vibes

how do I find a wife like this

>>535435363
Have you tried the retirement home?

>>535434457
Specced for 1600-2400 meters, absolutely broken for Tokyo races. I'm excited to see what they'll cook up for her.

>>535435252
STANDING
PAIZURI

oh right, Brian is coming tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?

Would you this gremlin ?

>>535431949
niga niga yada
nigeru

>>535435146
They're fishing for whales to test against.

>>535435431
>Roblox being sued by the state right now
Lmao.

Goldship needs to be stopped

>>535435502
No, but I feel like I don't have a choice

>>535435308
Like a shrine to remember her late trainer? Maruzen wouldn't joke about that, she's nice.

>>535435502
I'm for humans only

>>535435502
I have good taste, so yes.
>>535435515
>Louisiana sues Roblox alleging the popular gaming site fails to protect children
GOOD! FUCKING GOOD!

>>535435514
Most people who are entering these lobbies can easily get to A even if f2p. I think the restriction is to filter out Nice Nature debuffers since most of them end up at B+

I've been using umaviewer to make porn of gold ship and this is what i've got so far https://files.catbox.moe/z2akqi.mp4

>>535435502
She's the man here anon

>>535435118
She will purposely train you wrong, as a joke.

>>535435639
Got me good, you fucking stoner.

>>535435595
>He thinks he'll get a human wife when he trains Umas
Laugh at this man.

>>535435639
That's quite a bush, good job anon.

>>535435118
What would she know? She never lost.
Stuck in traffic? Just run harder; you don't have to worry about that if you plow through the opposition. Got tired? Your mental's weak, get your head in the game and stop being a bitch: it's just 3400 meters anybody can do that with a bit of effort.

>>535435715
grown ass women

>>535435691
Realistically, all umas should be built like this for how fucking strong they are.

fucking finally got s medium
>inb4 no turf s
>inb4 those stats arent good enough for cm
>inb4 those skills suck
don't care this is my cm golshi

>>535435715
cute sisters figthing for attention

chimken nuggies! p r o t e i n

After looking through the IRL pedigrees of a lot of the umas on the uma musume wiki, I have discovered that none of them are actually Japanese horses. They're all from GB, USA, FR, or a few other western countries. So why are the umas so small? They should be of European height.

>>535435118
Tokino Minoru, for example, has 15 out of 16 great-grandparents from GB and 1 from FR.

>>535434917
you guys think riding crops were used to train or discipline umas back in the day like how teachers would smack the shit out of students to discipline them before it was outlawed.

>>535435639
Hey alright

>>535435526
Spe used to be a good girl

>>535435784
Why did you kneecap your Golshi tho

>>535435632
Why would you even want to filter out Neicha? It's good to check how your horses can handle her debuffs.

>>535435715
guess they can't fight against their animal instincts

>>535435715
Jesus, imagine the gigachad who could get these two of all umas to truce for his ninjin.

>>535435118
>>535435350
Wait a second, that makes even more sense as to why they're friends, because Maruzensky is also an undefeated classic racehorse.