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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
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Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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hors

pusi

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

reminder:

STOP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES YOU FUCKING RETARDS

thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>536392974
indian....

smel

Digitan LOVE

>>536392974
>I'm in an /uma/ club but due to timezones or whatever I can barely get my 10 shoe donations daily.
get your monthly gibs then leave. you're missing out by not getting your 10 shoes in
>I haven't read main story chapter 2 yet, is she good?
nah not really but she's better than 0LB/1LB SR stamina cards
>Do I 3LB Mejiro McQueen or 2LB Rice Shower?
3LB McQueen for sure

THE GOAT

The world needs more Tanino Gimlets

Sexy retarded horse love.

>Medium S but rainbows vanish and support umas stay on guts in senior year
>great statline but Medium S never activates
>great statline AND medium S, but Super Creek doesn't give you maestro

>>536393168
I stopped requesting dirt shoes for a while but everyone else kept requesting them... So I just did what I had to...

>>536393168
oh, thanks for reminding me
I'm gonna request them right now

i ddomt think i b i understan this gamd

To get 3 sparks on distance do I just have to spam races or is that random?

>>536393168
but it's my lowest count shoe...?

>no S
>no professor
>took non-standard by accident

>>536393379
red and green are completely random bro sorry

>>536393379
completely randomly picked from all A aptitudes you started with (so, not including mid-career inspirations).

>>536393464
More of these?

>pump iron activates
>win
>pump iron doesnt activate
>lose

>>536393379
It's random, the only condition is that your uma has an A-rating in that distance at the end of her career.

>>536393317
the retards can claim ineptitude. you, friend, cannot. which is worse?

>>536393379
Random

>another fuku career where she doesn't win the hopeless stakes

I need to be a better trainer... I know she can do it...

>>536393282
The way she says WEI makes my dick hard

Machan desu.

>>536393338
or english

would you borrow any of my cards

HOPELESS STAKES

>>536393464
Out of all of these, Fuu-chan is the most dangerous to her trainer.

ehhhh

>>536393579
>>536393550
>>536393528
Good to know, I spammed races and got 2 stars and thought I didn't spam enough, I'll focus on training instead.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>536393472
>professor of cuckature
a complete waste of SP.

>>536393648
>donkey tries to race against horses

how do you guys get left handed and spring runner? parent sparks?

>>536393719
>Rank: Ugly Bastard 5
damn

>>536393379
umamusume is a random game

>>536393750
Anon...

>>536393528
>>536393550
which one is it

>>536393778
inheritance sparks or lucky RNG on race hint rewards

RIP Ron Turcotte

>>536393778
suzuka card has left handed

>>536393617
I estimate at least thirty percent of anons bawling their eyes out to her story when it drops.

>>536393778
use the database for perfect parents (most are full at this point) and/or support cards. you could also hunt passives via winning races but those aren't reliable in the slightest.

do i need to roll for seiun sky

https://youtu.be/Lv1YihyYHmU?si=tbZFXaRZ1nDh3id4&t=59
friendly reminder that in the original build of the game collisions were at thing

>>536393837
Spark farming with her is difficult because I keep getting horny over her midriff.

What's the next support banner we're supposed to pull til pity on?

How much of PEGAMENTO is this?

ALERT

Daring Tact has been spotted in this thread! Please maintain vigilance or she'll hunt you down and rape you!

>>536393837
Based muscle appreciator man

>fail 6% 2 rainbow and then 6% 3 rainbow right after
>no medium S
just wasn't meant to be. also why the fuck is it so hard to hit any stat caps on agnes tachyon this bitch sucks she constantly gets mood downs

>>536393843
Grass-chan... my lovely Yamato Nadeshiko with a hidden dominant side and a fat butt..

>>536394020
Riko

>>536393837
Ryan's whole identity is honestly such an odd storyline
>I'll never be able to match up to McQueen she's just too pretty
>I know I'll fuck up my hairline
>I'll never be able to compete in grace
>I know I'll just have muscles and working out be my thing!
This is all fine
>Actually I'm still a girly girl and wish I could have long pretty hair and wish I could be a dainty princess who was rescued!
>but I have accepted my fate as the muscle woman and will continue to be that forever
Seems pretty fucking unhealthy.

>>536393735
the only real way to raise chances is to pick a horse with as few inherent A's as possible, and NOT raise any others to A via parents.

WHERE IS EVERYONE

It takes 2 days for me to finish a career

>>536393540
Pump iron and gambit only proc like 25% of the time for me

iMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 1 POLL
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>>536394049
Daring...Tact?
Leave her to me.

>>536394117
eating their vegetables

>>536393968
rolling for a parent horse is for whales. you just utilize the DB for when you need to make a frontrunner. if you acquire seiun then you also have to go through the trouble of building a 9-spark with good whites. all that effort and cost is rewarded with... 100 club points a day.

>>536393735
Mating pressing Teio

>>536393041 (OP)
lol, I love this meme so much

>>536393971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
friendly reminder that in the original trailer of the game yuri was a thing

>>536394112
They'll never admit it but tomboys love being treated like girls.

>>536394049
Good thing I am such a loser that Daring Tact would never rape me.

>>536394117
looks like the average summer for me

>>536394157
Stop edging to Rice Shower for 30 minutes every turn.

>>536394117
they're at the yearly Tracen ball
wait, you weren't invited??

This gen is at fault for not helping these 2 poor souls.

>>536394262
and human ears daiwa

>>536394220
but you also get uncapped daily runs because you aren't reliant on someone else to build your ace, that's huge

>>536394313
me on the left

>>536393971
Two humanoids even grazing each other while running at 70 kmph is already a big injury risk, even more so bumping hard enough to bounce off each other like that. If motorsports circuit races are anything to go by, that can even cascade/avalanche to other runners getting caught in the crash. I certainly don't want to have an actual injury mechanic on top of Night Owl/Slacker/Migraine/Practice Poor putting my trainee out of commission for several fucking turns.

>>536394090
She probably likes sitting on faces...

>>536394395
You're a fence post?

>>536394354
Are there seriously that many posters here? Geeze...

I am so sad.
My supports are ass.
My favorite horse sucks.
I can't win.
it's over

>>536394354
>open group b
anons....

>>536394313
god, I wish that was me...

How do I train good Raisu? 3 speed 3 stam?

>>536394354
This is 100% botted, I have seen polls spammed every single day with less than 1/4 of the votes this one has

>>536394112
Reminds me of Makoto

I SURVIVED

>>536394470
this poll was conducted 16 hours ago

>>536394262
who is the sex goddess lusting over hishi amazon?

What if I make a 3 end closer team
End Oguri
End Goldship
End Taishin

>>536393971
Ok, but why does the game look better in the build from back then? Why did they remove the antialiasing in our build?

>>536393971
Maybe the Power advice from Tazuna is a holdover from the old game design. Your uma can physically ram through other umas.

>>536394561
why is she so sad then

This has to be some sort of sick joke.

>>536393942
I'm going to cry like a bitch every time I do her career and I'm going to love it.

>>536394220
You and a whale has the same tools to make a good parent.

>>536394607
aren't they gonna block each other to death?

so many liars

>>536394669
lol, also lmao

>>536394656
Trainer isn't 'rewarding' her yet.

first-rate anal

>>536394738
Just use goldship.

>>536393971
holy fuck teio actually looks like a girl here

>>536394678
No

>>536394669
Keep it for the Tachyon reroll event.

>>536394656
You don't know what she had to do to get there

How is this for Long CM?

>>536394157
you on Aussie internet bro?

how do i get them to wear the generic idol outfit in races again i wanna see their tummies

>>536394669
おわりだ

>>536394669
congrats on the URA sparks! Not many people hit that

>>536394593
>>536394262
better question who is the cute mask uma

>>536394728
One of them will have to win

>>536394445
God I hope so... I have imagined her sitting Seiza-style with her butt on my face while she sips tea. Just nothing but the sound of wind chimes and her rear smothering me.

>>536394445
these artists always draw fingers like they are vaginas for some reason

>>536394816
>>536394607
:3

>>536394893
Think we only get this option later

>>536394818
She's definitely grown on me after going to the hot springs with her thrice. Sometimes when doing her career I just find myself staring at her. She's still not my most favorite and is not the Uma Musume I got into the franchise for, but she's among my favorites now.

who is this hor?

Oguri sex

>>536394856
Red shift is (near) useless anon
It's a good start but you'll want more speed and more stamina, capped stamina moreso than speed

Give her to me

>midget
>lazy
>smells like shit
>aggressive
>has a micropenis
>bit Special Week's ass
>almost killed NTR and his jockey
>literally called a terrorist
>only attracted to young mares, would get angry if they were older
>father of only psychopaths
>design is just Kino but with horse ears
>yet the most wanted uma right now

>>536394893
>>536395041
yeah it comes later, alongside wearing casual wear

I love my rimjob uma

>>536394925
Orfevre

I have 350 runs and zero 3 star stam uma

What is this going to be like?

ayyy my chink bot account finally has a 9 star

>>536395123
>red shift is near useless
what?

>>536394818
>search everywhere for anal king halo hentai
>0 results in pixiv, 0 results in boorus 0 results in kemono

This... this is not good, this is heresy.

>>536395159
>bit Special Week's ass
kek

Teio let me go please...

>>536394593
King Kamehameha

>>536394818
B-b-but that's where she p-

>>536395258
It is a waste of points for long race, last spurt is over a km long.

>>536395223
Cooool

>>536395223
It will make trainers crabby, that's for sure!

>>536395024
>>536394445
>>536393843
Her ass isn't that big.

>>536393168
>have over 300 red shoes requesting them everyday
brain issue

>>536395358
HOLY ULTRAMEGASEXO

>>536395209
huh, shame she couldnt keep the design/personality

>>536395365
isn't it always better to be hitting top speed before anyone else?

>>536395039
in public?!

is magic real?

>>536395159
trainer's dick did wonders to her

>>536395159
I hope she's very for you, as time goes on most umas lean into you pandering but I really want her to love toreina, even if violently, she needs to rape me.
>bit Special Week's ass
Is there any video of that? I always wanted to see it

>>536395159
Hey, Fenomeno is relatively normal!

>>536395167
>casual wear
Gonna start using ryan every cm as soon as that drops

>>536395541
Are Uma's real?

>>536395541
Yes
See Marvelous Sunday and Matikanefukukitaru

Need a parent for the next CM?
Borrow mine (I need points).
605129701483

I see nice nature goldship I throw up.

>>536395223
Taishin check
>>536395258
Final leg of Tenno Sho (Spring) starts on a straight, red shift and shooting for victory only activate at a corner.

>>536395648
Can't you only get 100 points per day from borrows?

>>536395648
Thats a terrible uma to borrow anon

>>536395648
>2* wit
>bad whites
hmmmm...nyo

>>536395358
see, this is how the three megamis should look like, not that mid-looking umas cygames gave us

>>536395648
is it worth it to use that wit?

>>536395595
YEP
THATS RIGHT

>>536395541
are horses real?

>>536395358
>dragon ball name
>brown

>>536395648
>golshi parent
lol
lmao

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>536395731
>Tokyo 1600m
wat

>>536395541
It's real, I see her and my dick gets hard. Only magic can explain that!

>>536395123
>more stamina
B-but I'm 62 Stamina from cap...
This was a very lucky run and even then A speed was all I could do while trying to reach the Stam cap
I don't have MLB Kita and I had to borrow the Special Week event card because I missed it so any advice you could give me on how I could get more speed while also maintaining my Stamina count would be appreciated

>>536394393
Borrows get raised to 5 not long after seiun sky{s banner anyways. Are you really going to be doing more than 5 runs a day longterm? Rolling for her is a waste when Summer Maru is right around the corner

>>536395024
Based.
>>536395027
I get what you're saying.
>>536395436
Just a little artistic liberty.

>>536395494
no, thats the point anon.
red shift is good on current one because by the time you reach top speed you are pretty much already at the goal
In Gemini cup, everyone will reach top speed waaaay sooner, which means if someone is faster than you they will 100% catch up and that's why speed skill are more important

What's the longest race in career? Spring Tenno Sho (3200m)?

>>536395828
anon you can't sleep with your trainee yet

>>536395883
thats a donkey

If I have 1200 Stamina for the upcoming Long CM, how many gold recovery skills should I aim to have?

>>536395883
That's not Sweep.
You're a fake!

i love gambling

>>536395039
>>536394816
>>536394607
stop posting HEBE HORSES with flat to SMALL breasts and large asses...

>>536393168
...what are you doing with your dirt shoes? it's not like you're using them. You play the game, right? I have 300 and i don't even play dirt umas that much

>>536395932
god i wish grass wonder actually wore pantyhose like that...

>>536395852
Tokyo 1600m is in reference to the first anon I was replying to
This is what Kyoto 3200m looks like and why red shift and shooting for victory are (near) useless.

>>536395159
I liked the hobo outfit more...

>>536395958
Oh, I get it. By the time Red Shift procs, everyone has already reached top speed, so Velocity ults are more crucial here

Look at this mad lad

>>536396021
2 probably

>>536395967
Diamond Stakes is 3400m.

>>536395648
sorry, I found a 7stam 9long tachyon that I'm going to milk all weekend

>>536394818
first-rate pain in my ass

>>536396021
2

pubes tier list

>>536395932
sniff sniff

>>536395828
This but Narita Brian

>>536396201
send the link right now

>>536396057
Is a +20 to all stats really worth risking whatever downsides that option has? It seems lackluster compared to free Corner+Straightway Recovery, +12 Max Energy and 40 Energy recovered, and Charming.

>>536396021
You might not realize this anon but most people, even sweaty players, that don't drop money or didnt get decent luck are unable to get 1200 stamina to begin with, if you go to that CM with 1200 stamina and 1000 speed you probably are going to be winning most of you races.
I myself cannot seem to get more than 1000 spd and 1000 stam because the cards I have are just ok enough

>>536396147
Stayer Stakes is 3600m

>late surger rudolf
>no second recovery gold
>replace speed card for bofa vodka
>go from 1200 speed to 900 AND somehow less power

>>536396067
>stop posting HEBE HORSES with flat to SMALL breasts and large asses...
what about cunnybait witch umas?

>>536396201
mejiro ryan and super creek have treasure trails, and you cant convince me otherwise

>>536396201
bakushin is completely smooth for aerodynamics

>>536396201
Finally. A good fucking tier list...

>>536396147(me)
Oh fucking nevermind there's a 3600m race right now and it always happens at December.

>>536396201
>Natie and Scarlet

>>536396201
one of the worst tierlists I've ever seen

>>536396067
okay

>>536396201
McQueen is a proper lady. There's no way she has pubes

>>536396382
neither please...
no cunnybait nor hebebait

>>536396332
What's with that? Getting 1200 speed seems doable but for some reason stamina is a huge pain to grind up...

I never use inherited unique skills

>>536396432
is'cool

>>536396382
Breed Tosho.

>>536395648
i would desu
im making end closer spe and mayano again for long cm though i now have to get the end closer sparks from somewhere

>>536396382
Even if I'm not Kitasan Black, Sweep Tosho is the single most erotic, sexiest umamusume

When does Unity Cup release on global?

>>536396201
Urara cunny

which evil nature is more evil, been running the first for my first round

>>536396332
I have 1000 spd, 1200 stam on 2 team trials uma and they lose that shit all the time

>>536395958
If you have no idea what you're talking about just don't say anything
>>536396138
It's because red shift procs at the final corner or later but that's already in the last spurt range, you're already meant to be at top speed at that point. Final leg starts at a straight and is why straightaway spurt and its gold version Encroaching Shadow are stronger

>>536396493
in japan, having shaved pubes is seen as something only sluts do

>>536396201
I want to get lost in Natie's forest..

>LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE WHALES
>DID THEY SEND ME SPRINT SPARKS WHEN I ASKED FOR LONGS
>YOU'RE THE SLOWEST BUNCH I EVER MET
>BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
>MRS I'LL MAKE A HORSE OUT OF YOU

>>536396201
curren is completely smooth

>>536394507
bwos pls...

>>536396483
I DONT REMEMBER GRASS WONDER LOOKING LIKE THIS?

which supports and careers feature akebono?

>>536395648
>Golshi parent when she is the main runner for next CM
>shit whites
Yeah nah

Reminder lads if it aint white,it aint right

>>536396498
kitasan

>>536396201
>Oguri in short and trimmed
Are we looking at the same fucking girl??? This bitch definitely has a jungle
Tachyon probably doesn't shave too because she's a lazy cunt

I got a decent improvement on my horse today with 1200 speed and medium s then went 3/20

What happens if I get to the final round, but none of my horses are top 3?
Are the third place rewards guaranteed, or can I somehow fuck up and get nothing?

>>536395971
W-what does this expression mean?

>>536396575
>>536396590
>>536396483
>>536395828

i will NOT post umas with FLAT breasts and LARGE asses. i reiterate: i will NOT do this

>>536396605
>Tether
Right.

Kitasan is only liked because of her card. Nobody talks about her otherwise.

>>536396702
is hishi akebono named after the sumo wrestler? or did the horse just have some weird gland issues and got huge? Why is she so big?

I'm thinking of skipping summer Maruzensky because my SR cards are still not LB....

>>536393168
Who do you even need them for?
Smart Falcon? You'll get them while getting dirt races anyway for her potential unlock.

>everyone else is running Metaslave Nature
>debuffing each other so I don't have to
>thereby allowing me to run a third ace and increasing my chances to win
it's really that simple...

pedo terminology dropped during israel hours. naruhodo ne

Just found this 7* Straightaway Spurt (3* representative) uma on DB, if you're gonna use End Closer for CM2, make sure to get it before it's full

What are good uniques to inherit for the next CM then? Mejiro McQueen's? Daiwa Scarlet's? Silence Suzuka's?

>>536396621
Long? and over 700 power?

>>536396821
She had a whole season and it sucked

>>536396702
mayano support has her and curren

>>536396750
>no mention of stamina

>>536396821
this is a lie, everyone is going to roll for her again once she releases, we love kitasan

>>536395932
She gets me so horny.
>>536396702
I think Mayano SR has her show up a few times.
Curren Chan has her show up too.

>>536396953
its not as good as season 2, but season 3 is still fun

>>536396987
This.
I'm rolling for all the umas i've been using as cards

>Amazing run
>April
>Shit sparks
>kinda good run
>April again
>even worse sparks
WHY WHY WHY

>>536396808
thanks, should I bother another attempt at an evil nature? i believe that right is possibly my best attempt at it

>>536396067
Hebes don't have large asses hagophile freak.

pedos and pubefags get out
this is a foodie game

I got gaslighted into downloading this game after being subjected to horsepropaganda. What am I in for?

>>536395541
Daiwa walks into a magic circle for her "All stats+5, mood up+2, skill points+30" event. And don't get me started on the Marvelous Dimension.

We love little kids here.

>>536396832
the horse was named after the wrestler yeah, the horse was bigger than others
>He is the heaviest G1-winning horse in JRA history.
>Whenever Hishi Akebono's weight was announced, the fans in the stands would cheer loudly.
when she rides toreina she will not only shatter his pelvis, but destroy the bed and send them crashing down several floors

>Horse girls academy
>Let donkey with a knife to walk around

>>536396707
>golshi
>main runner
It's Narita Taishin, anon. Golshi is for plebs

>>536393282
Why is anybody scared of this short rock?

>>536396621
Well anon, given I am A rank in TT and my 1000 speed 1000 stam 700 power rice almost always wins, you either are in the whales league and of course you need even more, or something is wrong with your uma skills

>>536397180
>missed super creek banner (twice)
>missed kitasan black banner
a bricked account is what youre in for

>>536397180
More gaslighting. This general gives bad advice

*This thread has alerted Nishino Flower*

>>536396892
realistically non end closers have no chance of winning cm2

benkyo time

>>536397234
>he rolled for Taishin
Go away whale

>>536396624
>If you have no idea what you're talking about just don't say anything
I said you reach top speed way sooner, how the fuck am i wrong. accelerating before your opponent doesn't mean anything if they can catch up with speed in a given distance.

>>536397213
Her torena is sumo levels of well-fed by her, to be fair.

>>536397180
uma seggs

>>536397332
sex

>fail the stakes so hard it literally gives me [X Right Handed]

holy shit it really is hopeless

>>536396640
Proper lady outside the house, a megaslut on my bed

>>536396201
Nature is the kind of girls that is always neatly trimmed.

>>536396892
Aren't the pink sparks bricked on that though?

>>536397180
don't believe this anon, >>536397304 the advice given here is usually quite good and in any event way better than other sites like >>>reddit

Real talk
Who is the BROCK LESNAR of UMA MUSUME?

How worth it is professor of curvature on goldship for the cost?

>>536397215
many such cases

>>536393746
Don't touch, Don't eat, Don't technology.

>>536397468
you're using it as a grandparent for whitesparks

>>536397180
Cute horses and gambling, also tryhard mode discussions.

>>536397495
gentildonna, thats not even a question

>>536397234
>Narita Taishin
>20% Guts growth
not falling for this very obvious gaslight

>>536396009
correct, like all good trainers we must wait for her marriage signature wear, we are not savages after all

Is Nishino Flowers LB1 better than speed SRs that are LB4?

>>536396892
>people already breeding this uma all day
jesas

Is it true that you should just run Matikane as front runner in her career?

>>536396821
You’ve just posted the reasons to talk about her.

If only the real Orfe was like this.

>>536397495
who cares about that guy

I want to know who the Chris Benoit of uma musume is

>using romaji with english
kill yourself

>>536397332
Literally and unironically made for nonstop breeding

I just got my free scout SSR.
The next round is mine!

>>536396914
Oguri Cap and Symboli Rudolf
Tokai Teio is also great
This is specifically for end closers, since they have access to straightaway spurt which will murder most uniques in terms of length difference anyway.

The most important part of this race is getting the most stam you can get out of your horse, so that's as many gold recoveries as possible.

>>536396924
Yeah. Just ran 3 team trials and they lost 2 long races. Although those losses are usually on the shorter long roughly 2600m

Digitan wife!

>>536396876
That's not how it works.
Almost nobody had time to build 3 perfect aces, a debuffer makes the chances for your 2 good aces to out perform the other ones.
Like if an enemy horse is already better than yours, not bringing nature significantly decreases your chances of winning

>round 2 today
>there's no safe time to queue since it's the weekend and everyone has no school/work to come home from
Everyone gonna get fucked, and not by umas...

>>536397827
Please post deck. I am terrible at stamina builds

>>536397573
>physique-wise
>not Bob Sapp
If we're talking records, then either Sapp or Lesnar are an insult to Gentil.
She'd be closer to Fedor.

>>536397636
wake up soldier, Orfevre would never waste a chance to rape you

>>536395071
Sir, that is a dog.

>>536396201
Cap doesn't groom herself, some has to do it for her.

>>536397857
But if the other two guys brought debuffers then they're debuffing each other right? So it's not like my ace is going to be LESS debuffed, and neither is theirs.

>>536397591
I will only wait until I get her hot springs ticket
Then I will cum inside of her raw

>>536398098
BAKEMONO?!

>check social media for normalfags posts on CM
>this is what they're posting while wondering why they can't win
At what point do they rub two neurons together and atleast check the stats of their opponents?

2 hours until round 2

>>536397704
Nice job, her ult is OP

any umas that canonically don't wear panties?

panty shots are the best

>>536395541
I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>536397334
Tachyon can

>>536398210
yes

posting her in the thread

>>536398201
>Got in with a lucky 3 win run
>lost literally every other run
I'm about to feed some group A toreinas some easy wins.

>>536397952
Would a dog act like this?

>>536396892
>Stamina 2
>That low skills
yeah i don't think so, white skills are important but they are not THAAT important, you will never get 3* on everything so may as well bread your own horses or borrow an absolute perfect one, this one just isnt

>>536398194
I had a look too and found some soul from JPbro.

anyone else notice that the shrine recreation event sometimes gives you a truckload of energy?

>>536397991
This uma scares me.

>>536398351
get her card

Shakur would be even more peak if she had a split tongue

>>536398321
whoa...

>>536398351
armpit slut

>>536398405
spurt is THE skill for CM2 bwo, it's literally the win condition

>>536397827
4 spd (kitasan, sweep tosho, narita, biko lend), 2 stam (manhattan cafe, super creek). Super creek was level 50, 40 and 45 in that order). Borrow 9 star stam. 2nd inheritance had like 21 stam.

>>536398389
your dog doesn't act like that?

>>536396201
That is sexy

>>536398210
Mejiro McQueen

>>536349534
>>536356026
Got two really good ones now. I'll check in for a few more threads.

Now that the dust is clearing on round one
Did you win, sons?

>>536397920
>>536398569
meant to reply to you

>>536397365
>I said you reach top speed way sooner
Given the nature of the track, yes. You reach top speed sooner than red shift activates because the final leg of the race starts on a straight and red shift activates at a corner.
>Accelerating before your opponent doesn't mean anything if they can catch up with speed in a given distance
?????????
All uma musume only accelerate up to a target speed determined by the length of the course and is modified by their strategy. You literally cannot catch up to someone who accelerated faster in the final leg because they reached their top speed and have gone farther in the same time it takes you to reach your top speed.
Assuming two of the same horse with the same stats, the one which accelerates at the right time will win nearly 100% of the time. Uma Musume is an acceleration game.


MaxSpurtSpeed = (FinalLegSpeed + 0.01 * BaseSpeed) * 1.05 + sqrt(500 * Speed) * DistanceAptitude * 0.002

>>536398674
4/5 on open league, im content

>>536395321
>>536395159
Chomp

>>536398061
They are getting less debuffed because you are not bringing your nice nature retard.
Do basic research and see how much good debuffs are

>>536398421
it has three different results
modest -> good -> great
the result is shown on the paper that (you)r trainee show (you)

>>536398506
Both Bakushin and Chiyono are armpit sluts. It's a shame Laurel doesn't follow the Sakura path...

>>536398416
this guy is a better torena than we could ever dream to be

>>536398740
evil hors

Got assraped by Hopeful Stakes in my 3 runs today. Couldn't get a single triple crown. Splendid. All according to keikaku.

>put together as much umapyoi as I could with laziness
>not a single version of umapyoi matches the spica trainer's
It's not even the voice, some umas sing with "deeper" tones
It's the enthusiasm, it's fucking unmatched, not even goldship's version doesn't sound as bombastic

>not a single 3* spark in any of those
this game is absolute dogshit

thanks for the sparks…

>>536398805
You haven't been recording atleast one set of 5 per day like a proud parent?

>>536398917
post the dancing loading screen

HER franchise

Genuine question
How do I get a Symboli Rudolf gf irl?

If you get a golden skill that requires you buy another first will the uma use the smaller skill too or just the upgraded skill in races?

>>536397616
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
Here's a link that allows you to look into more detail for those, but I got a screenshot anyway. Answer is no, Nishino's card was an early SSR I got, and the only benefit I ever got was the chance of Charming and events that boosted wit if I neglected to train that enough. Then I noticed Sweep is a better card in every way and I just trained wit more, problem solved.

>>536398416
I recorded my first URA Finale victory + winning live...

>>536399007
Thanks Kita, I needed some potassium

>>536398194
I'm so new I can't even tell whats really wrong with those.

I'm proud of her

>>536399056
That's the neat part.
You don't.

>>536398740
ovr hero

>>536399114
>0 priority
ew

>>536399056
walk up to a girl and ask her if she wants to horse around

>>536399056
by touching grass irl and not playing brainrot gacha games

I actually a spark!
It's speed but it's better than nothing. I will genuinely take it.

>>536399056
Bwo...

>>536398416
that's pretty cute

doto is sad :(

>>536399152
is this loss

>>536399114
Some people earlier were saying taishin card was bad and I just don't see it. Propaganda?

>>536399228
That's a really nice Ryan anon, congratulations.

glue gun...

This CM is tiresome

>>536397167
>hagophile freak
thats a new one lmao

>>536398797
I'll never forgive the Japanese.

>>536399145
all about accel skills: red shift and shooting for victory

>>536399278
In a way.

>>536399001
Unfortunately it only appeared once across both my recordings and I only have 3 seconds of it. You can have the still image atleast
I'll record a few more sets today and should get it then.

>>536399056
RUDOLF GF TUTORIAL:
>go to big city
>start screaming dad jokes
>keep doing it until a woman laughs
>that's a nice nature woman
>become her friend
>she will have a female friend who tell dad jokes
>that's a rudolf woman
>ask your nice nature friend to be your wingman

This game would unironically be great if sparks RNG didn't make me want to kill myself. For the love of god just give me something, some bar to fill, some number to make go up, anything but pure fucking gambling all day everyday.

>>536399114
I'm guessing priority has a big effect if a card is good or not?

Stay Gold? More like Stay Away!

Even horses hate getting bitten by horses.

>>536399446
see you can tell this anon knows his stuff because the instructions are weirdly specific

For me, it's Dream Journey gf

>>536399145
>stamina is so low there is zero chance of them finishing the race properly outside of last. Zero Maestros.
>skill points wasted on navigational skills (trash)
>only a single red shift when acceleration skills are necessary if you match against anyone who has one themselves
For me it's the fact that they know about the debuff meta but somehow missed absolutely everything else.

i did it! everyone sucks today

WHAT THE FUCK

I love Agnes Tachyon and I'm tired of her being called reddityon

>>536398194
I mean, these aren't necessarily bad in a vacuum but since the game is already basically solved and we have a simulator to literally piece by piece figure out what the exact perfecct skills and stats to have the people who know about that and who have access to the ability to train long in advance for that specific set of conditions just obliterate everyone else from orbit.
I'm kind of upset that we don't have the wonder of discovery that JP had, like they couldn't even make A rank Umas until months and months after release.

>>536398486
At first i thought she would have a tongue piercing, but alas that is not the case.

>>536399479
Specialty Priority is pretty much how likely a given card is to appear in the stat it's training for. Higher is usually preferred

>>536399504
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

>Vodka race after Winning Ticket
3* soon

>>536399446
Has this been tested and verified?

>>536399712
>I mean, these aren't necessarily bad in a vacuum
No these ARE bad in a vacuum for 2400m. They can't finish the race even if no one is running a debuffer.

>>536395358
Can't they still use her as long as she has a different name?

I could've swore Gametora or someplace else has an uma database and we could sort them by breast size

>>536399592
boy!

>>536398486
Love shark teeth.

>>536399754
gender:cock

Attention Daiwa Bright mains, you want to 3* either Super Creek or Agnes Tachion for next CM so you can pass down their unique to your ace.
Thank you.

>>536399291
Taishin has shit specialty, she shows up on speed once in a blue moon

>>536398520
And? like i said, that spark is shit, if it was 3* Stamina with 3* Spurt it would be fine but it isn't, stats are much important next that 1* less makes the difference. you won't get a 3* blue spark with a decent pink spark and then 3* white skill spark
The farm is not worth the extra percentage, just settle with 2* white skill and 3* blue/pink spark and call it a day
this is with 188 total affinity, less means less chances but even then it all still RNG.

>>536399673
/pol/chyon

>>536398486
no, shut up. split tongue shit feels exclusively fetish(porn) tier to me
>>536399713
CUTE!

>>536399878
yeah?

Somewhat usable I guess, at least as grandparent

Bros... go on without me

should i use my entires now or in 1h when round 2 opens? im already qualified for A

>>536399712
Unironically this. We didn't even get the grace period where people are still trying to figure shit out, debating, experimenting, theorycrafting, etc. The magic was gone right from the start.

If the game hadn't blown up the way it did, CM would be an unplayable sweatfest and the game would be dead within a year. Cygames lucked out, but they really did the bare minimum.

>>536400190
gutsmaxxing is good, trust

>>536394183
>90% of voters qualified
I know a bunch of you un-qualifying-ass jobbers are just not voting.

>>536400190
Oh no no no no no...

>>536399831
What I'm getting at though is I wonder if JP had figured out the 2400m meta at this point in the game's timeline.

>>536400127
Sky got caught lackin'

>>536399712
There's a difference between optimising and just not caring enough to even run a single room match.
Uma Musume announced CM publically on twitter a month ago with conditions and race length all confirmed and I assume reddit and youtube had CM videos shilled at that time as well.
All these guys had to do was spend maybe 20 minutes total in the last month trying out the race in room match and seeing what happens. This isn't some impossible mythical thing and was not a hidden advantage given to a few players.

It does not take a genius to put a horse in a room match and see "oh they didn't finish the race and went all the way back to 9th place? they probably need more stamina!"

>>536399291
Her hint frequency is okay, but outside of End Closer Corners and Lone Wolf, are you really pursuing any abilities from her? It's a nice boost to her good friendship gauge, but I don't like the 5% training effective was never a good tradeoff for that and her events and chain suck. Her roaming to rarely land on speed an average friendship boost is also not that great.

>>536399446
Oh shit that's it he's cracked the code! Just left the part about training your absymal G- charisma stats and more while also being old enough to be a glue factory candidate.

>>536399837
I don't think you understand what can of worms that would open

>>536400218
the entries for the day reset in 1 hour, thats when youll get your new freebie

>>536400148
what in the goddamn, where is this

>>536399837
they have never made a playable uma without using their actual name. as for when they make umas for the anime that don't use the real name, who knows what's actually going on behind the scenes.

>>536400239
My first uma run i spammed guts and followed vodka to defeat her
somehow i won that race but lost on the ura semis

Donna will pay for her crimes

>>536398201
>have to go to work and will miss the whale salt

I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my waaaay

Question: do you guys prefer male Trainers or female Trainers in arts with the Umas?

>this is a boy
A male horse gets imagined as a female uma who gets cosplayed by a male pretending to be a female....

>>536399878
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup

Why does Nishino Flower appear in a lot of careers?

>>536400527
depends entirely on the uma, some uma prefer the cock, others dont

>>536400471
>gentildonna
>isn't gentle

>>536400498
The lack of reading at all in these last few threads has been even more concerning than usual. Is this the new generation that just reads the AI overview on google?

>>536400218
unused tickets get converted into carats after the CM ends so you should never use them.

When are they adding my boy skibidi rizz fr fr would be bussing

>>536400447
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles

>>536400534
>A male horse gets imagined as a female uma who gets cosplayed by a male pretending to be a female....

>>536400527
Female trainer. I like to self-insert.

>training agnes tachyon
>got s turf classic
>got s medium senior
>got red shift
FUCKING PRAY FOR ME PLEASE

>get a run with Charming early
>holy shit these rainbows
>get 900 Speed before even senior year
>Hot Springs ticket
>IS THIS THE RUN???
>anyway, Super Creek event won't finish and no Med S for you nigga

>get Med S
>here's the Akikawa carrot event too bro
>here's Super Creek event finishing in the start of Classic Year nigga
>lol anyway fuck you, all 4 of your Speed cards are going to be dicking around in other areas and you won't even be able to breach 1100 Speed
>Rice: hey onii-chan is it cool if I fail this 9% training? cool, here's Practice Poor and mood dropping all the way to Bad. also, I'll be getting sleep deprive right before summer training sorry

I'm so tired bros. It's like the game is purposefully designed to troll you. It's happened so much it genuinely feels like there's some cygames Bogdan watching my runs.

>>536400534
getting fapped to by male anons wearing female clothes at home

>make an Uma have a robotic personality
>make her absolutely terrible with technology to the point that she breaks appliances and gadgets just by touching them
why?

>>536400634
hey @grok, please summarize this anon's post

>>536400790
Typical Rice Shower run honestly.

>>536400527
Male trainers

>>536400534
Would.

>>536400819
It's funny *raughs*

>>536393942
im prepared to cry like a bitch when i read her story again

Too late
Other sparks are shit, so not like it matters

>>536400473
attack!

>>536400845
Reading becoming rare. Maybe AI assisted?

>>536400527
male trainer to self insert

>>536400790
>It's like the game is purposefully designed to troll you.
Because it is.
All gacha games are carefully engineered according to the tricks of the gambling industry.
Remember: the addicting part of a slot machine isn't when you're winning, it's when you're NOT winning.

man the only rng proof strategy is 3x front runners with leviathan builds
everything else gets boxxed by little timmy's shitty umas

>>536400771
Ryan... at least try to hide it a little

>>536400790
I wish I was recording for either time this happened, but I got, twice in a single week:
>Classic early april
>S Medium spark on inspiration with good stats
>Rest
>Night Owl into mood down Migraine on the same turn

AM I GOING TO DO IT BROS

>>536401045
What's the 3 front runner strat?
Just equip them all with Prepared to Pass so they bounce off each other?

Gentildonna looks at the full moon.

>>536399479
For the most part, yes.
You want specialty priority for cards on the training you want like speed and stamina. Some guts cards have gotten reanalyzed to be okay because they have good training effectiveness but sub 30 or 40 specialty priority. You want it in that case, because maybe you want to hunt hints from them, but you don't have to worry about it landing in guts frequently, you want them to roam so you can get their 15+% training effectiveness to land on facilities you need.

>>536400790
that's why you just play casually/for the stories and career events

>>536401191
Bwo time is running out.

>>536401191
>meta cancer lineup
Obviously.

Horse
Pussy

>>536400527
Fine with either, I've seen good art with both. Even "generic human body with a giant T for a head" works if the rest of the pic is nice.

>>536401236
>>536401118

why do I suddenly find Stay Gold so incredibly cute and attractive??

>>536400534
>reverse image search
>first result is the cosplayer's social
>is actually a cute girl
I'm so fucking disappointed

If Umas keep breeding with humans wouldn't their descendant ends up pretty much human after enough time?

>>536401287
I am from Smogon University.

what's wrong with this one eye heart pupil? is she transforming?

what's the lore on super creek, why does she refuse to teach swinging maestro to umas that get S rank in medium?

>>536401090
at least shes being honest and straight forward about it

>>536401191
I'll join with a shitty team just to help you

how do i make an evil nature?

>>536401440
S doesn't exist on a harmonic scale, only A-G

>>536401196
3x front
all on concentration
all on groundwork
all on tail stack
all on 2x blue
all on red shift and shooting for victory
they will keep overtaking each over to get so much lead that buffs and endclosers mean nothing to them

>>536401440
There was a bad end branch to her event you didn't see where she chains Oguri up in the basement of Tracen and feeds her endlessly.

>fukukita can randomly trash your run by assigning race with bad aptitude as goal
what the fuck is wrong with her

>3 more weeks until Hishi Amazon
I need to roll bros, but I also need brown woman

Is it safe to convert them? Already MLB'd both

>>536401478
Why does she promotes her homunculus everywhere?

>>536401440
Maybe if you let her play googoo babies more often, she'd be more inclined to bequeath the swinging maestro?