Thread 281467524

Who is your favorite Horse?

VODKA DA!

KING HALO
FOREVER

I need more Daiwa Scarlet
When is the next season coming out and what will it be about?

>>281467524 (OP)
Maruzensky

>>281467808
based, Daiwa is also my favorite

>>281467524 (OP)
Kys gachanigger.

>>281467524 (OP)
Kys gachanigger

>>281467854
She needed more screen time in the anime

>>281467876
why did you delete the first one

>>281467845
>*siiiiiip* Yea, you fillies don't know idol music. Now B'z, that was a REAL group

>>281467808
I hope they make one about symboli rudolf

>>281468483
Nah, you can't make a series about the GOAT
Symboli is too strong, you need an underdog story

>>281468176
I want a vodka/daiwa yuri season

>>281468480
what's her song of choice

>>281467524 (OP)
This is our King!

>>281468512
Who do you suggest?

>>281468551
Love Phantom goes hard when blasting down the highway with the windows open.

>>281468601
Daitaku Helios so she can make the entire world seethe.

>>281468512
You can. Just remember to make her a pun loving dork who basically treats her trainer as her devoted wife.

>>281468653
>Love Phantom
Nice

the fatass

Oguri is going to kill and eat somebody

Why are these girls so angry?

This girl is so angry she grew sharp teeth

>>281468480
Wasn't she American?

>Vast majority Umas marry their trainers
Very based

>>281469011
I like it how everyone in CinGray has huge chompers

>>281469128
the trainer from the anime is an oijisan in his 30s...

>>281469217
Umas are apperantly the elves of their universe, so they will always look relatively young and I guess live for a long time, so for all we know some of them are much older despite looking relatively young.
Remember this whole series is an isekai where horses from our world are reborn as an all female humanoid race in another timeline but with the strength, stamina, and speed of a horse.

>>281469015
is this sloppa?

>>281469353
Is it?

>>281469305
>>Remember this whole series is an isekai where horses from our world are reborn as an all female humanoid race in another timeline but with the strength, stamina, and speed of a horse.
Must be pretty emasculating for a proud stallion to get fucked raw by a human

>>281469400
I dont think they have their memories, just personalities and some events play similarly

>>281469470
>uma daughter
>human daughter
well, that's a family ready to implode

>>281469397
probably, i don't remember goldship looking like that

>>281469545
Goldship is super hot, she just chooses to be goofy

>>281469529
Danshi means young boy

>>281469529
Even regular two humans can have Uma kids, and even Umas can have regular human kids.
I wonder if its a reference to their kids not being champions and being enough failures that the developers wont bother getting their likeness in the game...

>>281469576
the anime nerfed her pretty face

>>281469646
She looks nothing like herself in the first season, what about in tne third season?

>>281469586
>dressing and styling your son as a daughter
UMA OKAA
NEVER EVER
KEEP EM ON THE TRACK AND KEEP EM STERILE

>>281469690
kek

Forever Loli?

How much of sex demon would she be considering her irl counterpart?

>>281469686
the look stays

>>281469776
I wonder if its a studio thing, since Cygames didnt make those three seasons.
I know Oguri Cap's own anime which was done inhouse looks very different than the previous seasons, and more in line with the games.

>>281469843
They didn't have much budget in the first seasons either

They should train/run in more realistic outfits

>>281468512
She had losses too which were actually something horse racing fans talk about more than her wins because of how rare they were. Symboli Rudolph, the actual horse, also reacted negatively on the track when it got his first loss that broke its winning streak, so some drama/arc is possible if adapted.

Will they ever have horses from other countries?

>>281470209
There is a scenario/mode in the gacha where you go to France to compete.

Opera and her Cow.

>>281470209
Imagine the smell

>>281467524 (OP)
Just played Haru Urara, wish there was a headpat feature because she's adorable.
>>281467747
Her story was fun.

do they ever have the smooth skin at the side of their heads where the human ears should be exposed?

>>281470415
Maybe

>>281470405
Headpatting and other forms of physical affection and skinship surely happens between Umas and trainers.

>>281470456
>sagittal crest

Why? Horse skulls don't even have these

>>281467524 (OP)
>Who is your favorite Horse?
The ones with hooves.

Do you think the umas rape other umas?

>>281467524 (OP)
Mom

>>281470620
I wonder what society as a whole think of them, they have to be more popular than regular human females, right?

>>281470905
The same way we currently treat beautiful actresses and star athletes like LeBron.

Untouchable to plebs and sure they exist, but they might as well be fairies for the regular person.

>>281470905
The average horseracing nerd cannot match their sexual stamina, you'd have to be a mega profesional breeder

I finished cinderella gray this week, I really enjoyed it but ">oguri passes by the outside of the curve and wins" was getting too repetitive but at the same time I wish Tamamo Cross didnt win

When are they adding the GOAT Secretariat?
I’m thinking she would be an even sexier Daiwa Scarlet since the redhair and “Big Heart”, but apparently the horse was very chill and prince like, so personality wise more like McQueen.

>>281470905
I Imagine a few million gallons have been wasted because of those tits

>>281467854
I'm on her story now.

Some of them should be clearly romance-able

>>281469731
You're going to need a hip replacement.

>>281467524 (OP)
I love Daiwa Scarlet, King Halo, Grass Wonder, Daitaku Helios, Mejiro Palmer, Vivlos, Satono Crown, Dantsu Flame (RELEASE HER CYGAMES), Twin Turbo, but most of all I love my Wife Nature.

>>281471394
Enjoy it while it lasts, i fucking love hearing her voice, i understand vtuber simps now

>>281470620
Yes

The movie was kino

>30 years old
>Could drop any day now
Haru...

>>281472600
>not even the best loser anymore

>>281472506
But isn't that from Road to the top

>>281467524 (OP)
for me it's the Symboli Dynasty

>>281472799
Yes

>>281470209
The game already does since launch:
>El Condor Pasa
>Grass Wonder
>Taiki Shuttle
>Fine Motion
>Eishin Flash
As for horses from other countries that were raised and raced there, as one of the other anons already said, we get a career scenario where the girls travel to France for their Japanese Derby equivalent and there's French horses based on IRL ones there.

Why is she so sexy?

>>281468601
>>281468653
Mejiro Palmer would be a kino choice, since she had been the outcast of the Mejiro clan.

Mejiro Ardan, or K.S.Miracle if you like that tragic, sickly Key heroines; of course Aston Marchan still is the first choice if you want to destroy people hearts.

Katsuragi Ace if you want Oguri style but better; also have Rudolf and CB in her story.

Is there a definitive guide to each Uma Musume? I'm trying to match each girl to their corresponding NASCAR driver.

I liked ths Oguri Cap anime because it dealt a bit with the "minor leagues" tracks and races, liked the world building there with the more country bumkin Umas trying to get to race at G1 tracks.

>>281468483
whoa those are appealing

>>281472984
If the ever have American horses, Sham would be a super kino choice for an anime season.
Basically in any other era he would have dominated but because he ran at the same time as Secretariat who was a legend, always came in as an afterthought despite greatness.

>>281467524 (OP)
https://youtu.be/af8OPoz1BgI

>>281473183
Legit very well done

>>281467524 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPVTE9vzOE

>>281473164
We have a lot of that type right now; Win Variation, Marchan, Verxina, Cheval Grand...

>>281473033
Uma musume Mexico has guides but mainly it can all be boiled down to "load up on Speed and Stamina cards"

bros...

>>281473872
What the FUCK

>>281470620
An Uma serial killer.
An Uma slasher.
With that speed and power I'm sure it must happen

>>281473872
thanks for eating all my trainee scouting luck

>>281473872
And here I thought I was lucky getting Falcon on the first free roll. I wanted that Teio too.

>>281473872
that's mathematically impossible

AHEM
reminder that because of foreign horses coming in like El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder, the Mejiro Ranch and Family slowly withered.
Mejiro Dober is the ONLY Mejiro horse currently alive with any graded race wins.
And Special Week was a CHUD IRL who never could beat Grass Wonder or El, and fucking hated them BOTH

>>281467524 (OP)
El condor pasa best girl

comedy anime about the entire Stay Gold family

>>281474364
It really is a bloodline cursed to all be insane.

getting hugged to death by Taiki

>>281474387
They better add his grandson Silver Sonic

>>281474305
I'm wondering, how possible is a theoretical 10 SSR pull?

>>281474349
it's funny how they added that mask thinking she was mexican

>>281474387
>confirming if what you just smelled really is that vile or if you're going insane
I understand completely

>>281474387
I do this

My horse wife

is this yuri

>>281474684
Your wife is my 9* breeding horse

>>281473033
Japanese had it. They ranked how good an uma is on each specific courses.
https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/cards/100101

>>281474696
Nope

>>281474696
The anime is.

>>281474696
They fuck their trainers

>>281474696
They tried and paid the price for their hubris

>>281474758
>Losing a bunch of triple crown winners and legendaries due to yuribaiting
Serves them right

>>281474791
context?

>>281474804
pretty much all the big name race horses are males and the initial pitch for the anime was CGDCT with full-on yuribating. essentially a bunch of troon "lesbians"

some of the owners told CyGames to go fuck themselves with their weird fetishm and revoked their consent to using their horses

>>281474804
A couple of horse owners pulled out after the release of the first trailer which has a really strong yuribait, one of the most famous ones were Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap Ice skating together and almost kissed. Think it was King Kamehameha and Deep Impact's owners. We don't know whether they pulled out exactly because of it, but they did pull out after the first trailer came out.

>>281474865
It was for the best, making the anime and games about the horses' legacy IRL and the racing is so much better. Especially when they pivoted from CGDCT in season 1 to sports anime onwards

>>281474696
Plenty of horses still bait with each other. The trainer in the gacha is also a blank canvas RPG character like Pokemon where you can pick if the trainer is either a boy or a girl. The dialogue changes to suit your choice like Rice Shower calling you onii-sama or onee-sama.

>>281474804
They did a trailer of sorts before the anime and game, but it had a ton of yurishit.
Some of the owners were not cool with it so they decided to not give them their rights to their horses, as a result the first season of anime toned that down a lot and is basically no existent in the game and future seasons, ovas, and movie.
The game still has some weird breeding mechanic, but its not more "inspiration" or some shit, a remnant of the Yuri stuff, however, the Umas are now interested in their trainers instead and several ones mention their dads being trainers.
https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE?si=cCLHgVNXghSzwoBE

>>281474887
Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower were like an actual couple as horses (Sei was a stallion and Nishino was a mare), so the game still has their relationship be chummy with each other without overdoing it.

>>281474894
its NOW more "inspiration" or some shit

>>281474894
Fuck... it had so much more potential, rip.

>>281474894
>hey, this isn't horse racing. this is gay sex!

I can see why the owners would walk away after being told it would be for a horse racing project

>>281474894
Based horse owners literally saved Cygames for doing a flop of this franchise.

If I play female trainer, it's still yuri, since umas rape their trainers.

>>281474964
>for
from

>>281467524 (OP)
Opera O

>>281474923
There's still plenty of yuri in the anime but you have to wear the goggles.

>>281474985
Opera is weak to pressure.

>>281474998
Oh i know, i watched the first 2 seasons + Road to the top, currently on episode 8 of the 3rd season. But it's just lame knowing it is all pure teases, if they're not gonna fuck eacother then they should at least let them have other romances

When?

>>281475019
After S3 it turns into shounenslop.

>>281474910
I'm more aware of the family-like relationships like Rudolph being Teio's dad so Teio was made into a brat that idolizes Rudolph or Gols Ship being Mejiro McQueen's annoying grandson, not much about which horses bred which.

>>281475040
you mean cinderella gray?

>>281474290
I got a fucking dupe of special week with my free roll.

>>281475046
Special Week hated breeding any Mare that wasn't Mejiro Dober(his niece).
El Condor Pasa FUCKED Dober first.

>>281475048
>cinderella gray
I thought it was great, you could tell they really found their grove on the type of story and feel they want to make, and their budget is clearly much bigger due to the game's success.
The only bad thing is that it had some great designs for Oguri Cap's friends and girlfriend but probably wont be added to the game due to not being based on a specific horses, unless they are stand-ins that I dont know about I guess.

Wasn't there a horse that killed the other horse it's owners were trying to breed it with?
I hope this one is a femcel in the game/anime

>>281475185
Horse breeding has a lot of similar stories. Dams also attack stallions

>>281475223
based Mejiro Bright putting that micro dick in his place

>>281475242
What's funny is that Special Week (the protag from season 1) had better than normal colour distinguishing for a horse and REALLY fucking hated certain shades of chestnut.

Literal horse racist (both senses)

>>281475223
>micro-penis
Kek is that why she is flat?

>>281475262
yeah, which is why it's funny they made Special Week obsessed with Silence Suzuka

>>281475263
or short

manlet incel rage is powerful

>>281475164
oguri cap's girlfriend?

>>281475164
She has to be included for training partner like Happy Meek

Reminder that the last time Grass Wonder and Special Week were at an event together, Grass Wonder popped a MASSIVE boner upon seeing Special Week.
They had to walk Grass Wonder away for decency.

>>281473859
wait, card arrangement matters?

>>281475345
Weren't they both...stallions?

Where is the tournament arc where they face the American horses?

>>281475040
how fucking yuribrained retarded do you have to be to call anything related to the uma musume anime shonenslop?

I'm not big into sports anime, but it's really fucking well done overall.

>>281475380
Yes.

>>281475164
this appeals to no one

>>281475413
No wonder they pulled support after the yuri trailer. There were worried about being exposed.

just like how Deep Impact's owner refuses to allow his horse into the game because then people will find out about his doping scandals

>>281475164
Why does Cinderella Gray have so muted colors?

>>281475413
Grass Wonder had a fixation on Special Week during S1 so that's why they put it in the show.

>>281475460
this looks like a LWA character

>>281474985
I want this cocky narcissist to ruin my life so bad.

>>281475164
These girls were pretty much bitches at the start, and I don't think horse owners would like it if their horse were depicted in such a negative manner.
Even in the gacha, Umamusume A is unnamed to let out frustrations like being triggered in Haru Urara's story to make her feel bad.

>>281475408
next cingray season

>>281475164
>>281475460
she reminds me of the rape cop from Magical Girl Apocalypse

>>281475644
They redeemed themselves though

>>281475519
It looks more cinematic

>>281475553
To be fair it made more sense to put Grass' whole fixation on Spe cause of the actual historical race. Spe's story is done way better in the game though.

>>281469731
You finna break but she ain't stopping

>>281470415
Yes.

>>281475793
Season 1 really is rather weak compared to what they were able to do in later seasons and the game, uh?

>>281475793
>Spe's story is done way better in the game though.
What? It was about the same but the anime had Suzuka to add some color to it. There were plenty of other Umas who had more interesting stories they could have used instead like King Halo. Could you imagine the reaction to an Urara OVA?

>>281472717
Now that's depressing

>>281474484
Is he the one that dropped his jockey and had a tantrum after the race where it pretended to be dead after jumping the rails?

I like Tamamo Cross because she sends money back to her folks :)
I'm a sucker for characters like that.

>>281475983
I like her because of the seiyuu

>>281475983
kansaiben all the way

>>281475983
I hated how much they tried to make the audience like her in the anime. That always has the negative effect on me.

>>281476045
Also this.

>>281476019
And kinda this.

>>281475277
Didn't Spe also fucking hate Grass Wonder (RIP)

>>281475961
Yes, don't forget he came in second place too

>>281476188
That was a bizarre race

>>281475519
It was actually done to build a contrast between Kasamatsu and Central.

I want more stories set in the shitty minor leagues

>>281474894
>is basically no existent in the game and future seasons, ovas, and movie.
Daiwa and Vodka are gay as shit

>>281476235
Dirt horses are very interesting.

>160 runs
>I got FIVE 3* sparks out of 160 runs
what the fuck is with the RNG in this game. I'm about to uninstall and just stay with the anime and manga

>>281476188
I mean, that's a lot of lost weight

>>281476261
If you are 600+ you have 5% chance of a 3* after the game roll between the 5 stats, so it's a 20% to fall on a stat you want then a 5% to see if it's a 3*

1100+ is a 10% after that 20%.

Hope you are getting your desired spark to 600 or at least getting 3 stats to 600 for good odds.

>>281476308
So 1% if >600 < 1100 and 2% if > 1100 to get the stat you want 3*
amazing

>>281476336
And you gotta do it 6 times

>>281476246
Zippy Chippy was wild

>>281476350
I got 3 9* horses by play casually and always borrowing 9* horses.

>>281476242
With Yuri goggles maybe, otherwise they are just rivals.

>>281476261
My friend also did around 160 runs and only got 1 3* sparks. I got 4 I think.

>>281476400
Vodka, yes, but Daiwa Scarlet is too obsessed with Vodka in her story. If the Umas are dudes, plenty of people would call Scarlet a fag with how much she brings up Vodka in her story.

>>281476682
Considering they are Isekai horses Daiwa in some way must still remember the 4 cm bullshit, of course she would become obsessed over that.

Some of the posts here contain images that are against Uma Musume guidelines. Delete them right now or I'm calling my aniki.

>>281467524 (OP)
Luv neicha
Luv ayabe
Luv pokke

>>281476789
post the gachi one, or not, it could nuke the thread but it would be worth

>>281469632
>Even regular two humans can have Uma kids,
Wrong
>and even Umas can have regular human kids.
Only boys

>>281476845
https://files.catbox.moe/wasuko.mp4

has the reincarnation idea ever actually been concretely stated officially
so far as i can tell they just inherit the names and an approximate schedule of race performance

>>281476863
404'd

Will the foreign horses use Engrish in the anime?

>>281475409
Anything with no yuri is slop, retard.

>>281476870
Suzuka, mostly just her.
It probably sucks to be orfevre and be destined to lose twice with the pride of Japan on your back as a close second.

>>281476855
>Even regular two humans can have Uma kids
>Wrong
Had to happen at least at the beginning when they first started getting isekai’d into that world

Imagine being so stupid as to fall repeatedly for the bait of one yurininger who only active in sea hours, who follows Uma Musume around and messes up the threads as if it were its job.

>>281476916
Pretty sure they do already

>>281467808
GODDAMN

>>281474696
Yes.

>>281474804
The SEAthing brown faggots that cry about yuri pretend there was some big scandal, and the two replying to you keep saying "owners" plural, but the one who didn't give them permission was Kaneko Makoto; just one faggot. They've never actually said why he refused to give permission and it could just be him not wanting any story with Deep Impact and the doping scandal (which was apparently just some kikery by the Fr*nch anyway) He also doesn't give permission to any other horse media.
Just look at this blatant ESL monkey for an example of the ones responsible for the retarded astroturfing >>281474976

>>281477288
Shit, I clicked the wrong post.
Didn't mean to call this >>281474976 anon the ESL retard. Meant to (You) this chimp >>281474964

horse pussy

>>281474696
What makes you think that?

>>281469015
GOD

>>281469397
DAMN

is this thread safe from yakuza

>>281475164
The only bad thing is we didn't got more March.

>>281479064
Please post more /u/ma musume art. Not only is it kino but it drives away the het cucks.

>>281479332
whoa there, that's way over the line

>>281467524 (OP)
Silence Suzuka, Mejiro McQueen and Hokko Tarumae.

How does she do it?

>A chick love Geto so much she reincarnated him into the uma musume world so he could fuck her self insert Maruzensky.
Yumestacies I kneel

>Series become popular in the west
>pajeets spam the internet with terabytes of slop

>>281468483
>>281468667
I lover her so much. My first Uma that won the finals. Her skill is so overpowered that when it activates it's not a matter of if she's going to win but how badly she'll destroy the competition and win.

>>281468591
Fuck you fuck you fuck you!!! My Bakushin was in 1st place for the almost the entirety of the race at the Ura semifinals and this WHORE!!! decided that at the very last second she will surpass my Uma by a hair's length and end her carreer.

>>281469217
Makes sense, to begin with JK girls are incredibly weak to ojii sans, and if those ojii sans are fat and balding then the JK stands no chance in any reality.

>no Tazuna episodes
>also no Tazuna cards
I just want more of this green lady.

>>281480010
>No Tazuna cards
Anon, I scouted one two days ago.
I wanted Yaeno Muteki

>>281480010
>green lady
green horse*

>>281474758
Woah, who is THIS?

>>281474750
About half of which are women mind you

>>281479957
My my. It doesn't sound quite like you're a first-rate trainer just yet. Seriously though, what were you even doing with Bakushin to run out of clocks? Just BAKUSHIN and she's set for the whole career

>>281475519
It looks better muted

You ever wonder how more horrid and impactful the context of this scene in Godfather would be in a world where Horses are all Humanoid girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC1_tdnZq1A

>>281480826
why are the mob so big on horse racing?

>>281480858
Bettings, the main reason why horse racing is a thing. Nobody outside of autistic nerds care about the actual horse race.

>>281467524 (OP)
bakushin cause she looks like catarina sama

Keeping the thread alive with Daiwa Scarlet!

>>281481547
They also share the same neuron

>>281482851
This is a cow, not an Uma

>>281480067
King Kamehameha; victim of yuribaiting

>>281483239
This is why Yuri faggots need to be genocided.

>>281467524 (OP)
Maruzensky, with Rice Shower a very close second.

>>281482851
What did she mean with this?

>>281474865
there was a lot that was pretty bad about the trailer, a lot of current fans were actually pretty put off by it at the time yurifags included, the yuribait stuff was just one thing out of many that the owners may or may not have disliked and we don't even actually have any real receipts that would say anything about what extent owners were even involved to begin with before the trailer came out

>>281483487
Boobs getting bigger. She’s so determined to mog Vodka that her body is responding on a biological level.

>>281483488
I mean when you think about it, “let us turn your famous racing stallion into an anime schoolgirl” is such a bizarre pitch even without relationships being involved. Prestige and heritage and infamy are serious factors in horse racing, but with the overwhelming success of this franchise it’s good to see more and more horses getting ‘adapted’.

>>281467524 (OP)
doto is cute

>>281477618
I feel like a lot of the Umas have dads who were trainers, uh?

>>281484119
Well duh, not all of them are the result of three-goddess inspired yuri magic. Umas either marry their trainers or their roommates.

>>281484057
Any lore reason why she’s the uma with the biggest boobs? All of their design traits are directly inspired by their IRL equivalents, like Hishi Akebono is the tallest uma because the real horse is massive.

>>281484253
I read that the irl horse had very strong chest muscles in his prime. Very cute horse btw

>>281483920
They look like they have copious ammounts of hatesex with eachother

>>281484662
blame whoever made them roommates

>>281483920
Spicamanwives!

>>281484580
I can kind of see it.

>>281485468
that's a pic of Berno not Doto....

>>281484662
Only as a joke, obviously.

>>281485487
Fuck. I blame the focus of my attention being diverted.

>>281467524 (OP)
My wife and her long tummy

>>281484057
doto rape

>>281469397
This is just Takane not a horse.

>>281469576
>>281469690
A chaotic goofball like Golshi has no fucking business being so beautiful just by letting her hair down.
I’n convinced she intentionally wears those stupid straps and hat just to contain her power level, maintain her reputation as a dork, and not completely mog usual beauties like McQueen.

>>281486238
I can’t wait to pull for her. I want to learn what her singing voice is like.

>>281484057
I used to think that Doto and Special Week were related because of their similar streaks

>>281467524 (OP)
Creek!

>>281486247
gold ship hiding her power level is accurate to the real horse isn't it?

>>281486292
I mean at the genetic level they all come from about 20 sires and a few hundred mares. Well that was before the American Running horse was added to the mix but don't the British don't like being reminded of that.

>>281486334
She's super creeky.

>>281485530
She may look like a massive slut, but daiwa is just a pure maiden

>>281486238
spooky ass freaky ass honse. be normal, gloomy fucking loser!!

>>281486354
Yes. Very much so.

why is she so black

>>281486453
I don’t disagree. She’s simply a giga tsundere.

>>281468176
God DAMN

>>281486451
Taiki's massive ammo pouches

>>281469011
>>281468986
>>281468962
I like how blood thirsty this franchise's characters can be. Idolshit would never give this degree of kino

>>281486524
>>281486354
Gold Ship and his sire Stay Gold both showed noticeably less wear and tear on their bones and muscles in their respective post-retirement examinations than was usual, highly implying they were fucking about in their races and not really trying. Stay Gold's single G1 after 5 years of racing may have been the one time he tried if he even did, and Golshi managed to snag 6 G1s while being like this

>>281474696
When the owners are watching, no
When the owners aren't, maybe

>>281486631
Nah, I love the balance of it all. Yes, horse girls being cute and dumb in slice of life scenarios. Yes, horse girls having sexy shenanigans together. Yes, horse girls singing and dancing their hearts out in the borderline religious experience that is the podium concert. Yes, horse girls going full harbinger of death on the racetrack to stake their glory over their rivals. It’s this diversity of possibilities that makes this premise so good.

>>281475164
>Be Japanese
>Make great design
>Incapable of capitalizing on it
Many such cases

>>281479731
Calories in, calories out.
Time to do your daily run, trainer. There's no such thing as fat people in Uma Musume

>>281486643
It makes you wonder if there are horses that consciously understand that they’re meant to run to the finish before the others, and some that don’t, and some that do but don’t care.

>>281474910
Nishino Flower and her mom got fucked by Taiki Shuttle more often.

>>281486874
>anon says when the resident FATFUCK exists

>>281486823
I guess you're right. Every good anime has valleys for the audience to relax between the heights. I remember Initial D had a huge problem balancing this issue, and if anything it gives direction for the girls to be preoccupied with. Still, there's this huge spirit gap between sport shonnen and idolfagging that's hard to bridge

>>281486918
If the artstyle wasn’t as cutesy as it is, all umas would be extremely jacked. They have the proportional strength of real horses, which is thirteen times that of even the strongest humans.

>>281486901
makes that event where Taiki is playing hide and seek with Nishino flower feel a bit different.

>>281486988
Yeah, I was deterred by the idol shit at first, thinking it felt really forced in a sports setting, until it clicked for me that “Oh, it’s literally just a glorified podium.”

>>281486901
It's rough

>>281471562
>enjoy it while it lasts
W-what do you mean?

A lot of people say that Taiki Shuttle was nice as a race horse and stopped being a jerk in his later years especially after retiring as a stallion.

>>281487154
I think that's what happens to most race horses. The stress of training and racing is gone and they can chill out

>>281487241
Apparently being a stallion who must have sex in one season brings out the worst in horses.

>>281468667
I really wish these were all translated.

>>281487124
Hot

>>281487378
I hate how bad Google is at translating Japanese.

>>281487378
Is she also going to marry her trainer?

>>281486823
Anyone feels she is pretty underrated?
Hell, every other girl now has a ripoff of her theme too.

>>281487557
Bakushin's antics have gotten her plenty of attention it feels like

>>281486879
Some clearly understand, my guess the trainers scold them for now winning races, because Goldship purposely refuse to face the trainer after throwing a race.

>>281487557
She's pretty good. I win the finale every single time with her.

>>281487124
>>281486901
>Netorare oyakodon by a gaijin
Hot

>>281486099
no, she is for gentle love and hand holding.

Do they know of the Kentucky Derby or other horses from America?

>>281487445
Yes

>>281487781
[x] headpat
[x] hug
[x] smooch head
[x] give treats

>>281486238
fucking bitch gets all the sleevedickings from tachyon she wants for free

>>281487781
Doto hand-holding rape

>>281488057
say your prayers, pardner

>>281487745
>Transfer student from America
I HATE NTR

>>281488223
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>281488345
Why do you hate Narita Top Road?

>>281467524 (OP)
i haven't played her game, but i'm always a sucker for yandere girls... i'm wondering how much of that is actually in party dash...

>>281487378
>I really wish these were all translated.
They aren't? Up till what point have they been?

>>281469576
Gorgeous. Wearing the best dress here, what a lady.

I like the sporty gym rat horse

Umas...
I love umas...
All umas...

Will they ever get Deep Impact or that latest triple crown winner?

>>281488970
Man, season 1 really looked like shit

luv t.m opera
luv agnes tachyon
luv gold ship
simple as

I'd like to deep impact Rudolph.
Every time I hear her speak I imagine Texas which makes me more horny.

>>281489539
A good way to die

>>281489414
Unlikely we'll get Deep Impact because of that doping scandal

>7 night owls in the run
Gold ship! Please! Just let me score those last 400k fans in peace!

>>281473033
>sports management simulator
IT'S A FUCKING RAISING SIM GET IT RIGHT

>>281489710
Still easier to train than the real one.

>>281489930
>>281489987
At least Suzuka's more aerodynamic. Though considering the outfits they wear when running maybe that doesn't matter so much.

>>281487557
It feels wrong not having Bakushin singing Umapyoi in your first successful run.

>>281467524 (OP)
>Who is your favorite Horse?

It's Calling!

>>281487557
Underrated for how pretty she is, absolutely. Like Gold Ship, just because she’s a goofy goober, doesn’t mean she isn’t capable of being ridiculously beautiful.
Also for the longest time for some reason I assumed Bakushin was one of the umas that had really small boobs; she’s actually exactly in the middle of the average.

>>281490213
Goober

>>281490350
Bakushin is Bakusexy.

>"There! The train! Quickly Oguri, jump! Do it now!"
>Oguri jumps and lands in one of the open boxcars
>Oguri reaches out her hand
>"Your turn! Come on! Step eight, Goldship - Freedom!"
>Goldship throws her headpiece to Oguri.
>"For you, Oguri. Not for me."
>Goldship runs back to the Stud Ranch.
>"Goldship!"

Bakushin?

More like BakuSHIT!

>>281490964
bakushut the fuck up

>>281491133
oguri fat

I'm so glad we actually got a western release of the game because the explosion in yuri fanart is insane.

>>281491274
I haven’t noticed a difference. There’s always been a ton.

>>281490108
But who was phone?

>>281491423
Holy fuck that gave me a nostalgic surge.

Ironic how the franchise started out as a yuri franchise, then became scared of yuri only to end up back as a yuri franchise.

Yuri always wins.

Shoe

>>281467524 (OP)
It actually happen to be El Condor Pasa. Totally a underrated Uma.

>>281491512
I want my horsefu to have bedbreaking sex with her rival while i fap in the corner

>>281491979
Based

>>281473872
fuark nice bro

>>281467524 (OP)
all of them, theyre all my trainees and i shall bring them victorys over their goals, the ultimate goal is to make urara win arima kinen

>>281484057
Where's Meishin Dota?

>>281491979
based

>>281492437
Nothing to see here, she's just training to be the number one kisser

>>281467524 (OP)
I don't know anything about this besides steam is recommending me the game. What is?

>>281474404
Maybe this is what horses have instead of autism.

>>281491979
YuriGOD... I kneel

>>281491512
>>281491979
I want umas to force me to wear a cock cage and then have hours of orgasmic lesbian sex while savoring the miserable look on my face… is that weird…

>>281492618
Yurikino

It's okay to be turned on by girls doing gay things with each other but straight men still want to engage in sexual activity with the girls.

This old gal'

You better hope the umas focus on each other and not you, or else you might not survive

>>281467808
>>281468176
She had more children than she won races, what a whore

I wish horses were real

>>281492882
>>281492882
Minus the chastity thing not at all, i am pretty sure at least 80% of the anons in this thread would enjoy it

>>281474894
>the people who paid to have their old nags killed for the insurance claims think they've above sexuals

>>281474894
Vgh... what could've been...
Too bad they have to suck horse owner cock at every turn

So was the anime good?

>>281467524 (OP)
The one that kicks you. Nude VRchat model soon.

>>281467524 (OP)
>Who is your favorite Horse?
Why it's Teio and her screeching goblin voice of course

>>281488970
>Wearing the best dress here
That's Bourbon, though.

mayano top cun ToT

>>281493506
Curious

>>281467524 (OP)
I like Oguri and special week.

>>281467524 (OP)
I love these chibis

>>281491979
0wyax

>>281494031
They're good

>>281494098
I can listen to the teio teio teio

>>281494032
>reddit filename
sasuga desu, tourist-kun

>>281487557
I wish she’d get an anime series, but then I realized that being unmatched at sprinting in her era doesn’t really make for a compelling story.

>>281494394
>not wanting Bakushin Endless Eight

Sending McQueen to the glue factory!

>>281494633
*hotglue
sorry guys the autocorrect lol

>>281494394
A story about an overachiever can be interesting. For instance in Maruzensky’s campaign she loves to inspire younger umas with her running, yet she’s so fast that she actually demotivates some to not even try, knowing they can’t compete with her. This gives her a great deal of stress and anxiety about chasing her dreams, but at the expense of others.

>>281486099
she doesn't strike me as the type to do that but maybe it's always the quiet ones

>>281493481
Nyes

>>281494394
>watch on inside of wrist
Interesting, never seen this before

>>281467524 (OP)
I don't really know much about this brat, but I already know she's my favorite.

>>281494962
It’s something runners do to more easily track their time; smart detail by the artist.

>>281494985
>I don’t know much
That’s it. You just said it. She’s a brat. That’s the whole character. She refuses to eat her greens and refuses to go to class and if you tell her what to do she squeals and goes YADAYADAYADAYADAYADA

>>281494207
>the little finger gun and the wink
AAHHHHHH
>>281494098
Give me the dance where she moves her legs

>>281494962
It can help protect the watch's face.

>>281494364
Bitch I've been here since 2007

>>281495118
She's a big uma

>>281495266
4 u

>>281495118
imagine the RAPE

I liked the Helios and Palmer duo, they were nice comedic relief throughout the sufferporn that was season 2.

>>281495561
You're thinking of Stay Gold. Gold Ship exclusively cuddle-fucks and you WILL enjoy it.

>>281476916
they should just speak in their languages like Broye did

>>281496324
Goldshi 'coerces'.
https://files.catbox.moe/gv5zxq.jpg

>>281496432
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png
what about this one?
(no futa)

Gotta love when one 2% chance failure causes her mood to drop from great to awful completely fucking her career. Guess recreation doesn't do what the game claimed it did.

>>281497178
Saved by the daily alarm clock.

>>281496588
based

>>281480010
DONT BELIEVE HER LIES

imagine getting legally and financially entrapped into forced marriage to satono diamond
both of you know she could just have dragged you off to some Satono Family® Dungeon™ with raw brute strength but she really wanted to go the extra mile
after she's finished squeezing you dry for the night she holds you against her as you cry yourself to sleep knowing that there is literally no chance of escape ever

>>281467747
Wokka...

>>281480010
I got three of her while trying to get Super Creek and had to spark for SC

>>281497970
Super Creek is a bipolar bitch who gives you Swinging Maestro a third of the time anyways and when you play her career she's always menstruating from fertility or whatever, FUCK Super Creek

>>281498096
>she's always menstruating from fertility or whatever
>FUCK Super Creek
Well, yeah

>>281497918
I feel like this deserved a (You)

>>281467524 (OP)
Tachyon even if she is a cunt

>Tallest uma is only 5ft 9in
>Gold Ship is only 5ft 6in

>>281497918
This except I married her willingly and with my full consent.
I cannot however keep up with her stamina so when I ask for a break she does not relent and my hips ache in the morning

>>281498239
>Tallest uma is only 5ft 9in
I thought hishi akebono was taller than that

umas should have at least one slave each

every uma should stomp me at least once

>>281498395
Anon, umas rule the world in every way but population. They are faster than humans, stronger than humans, smarter than humans, more durable. Hell, mount rushmore has the faces replaced with umas. Humanity is a slave race to the umas, they are just nice about it.

>>281498480
Terrifying when you think about it. That's all I think about these days

>>281498349
listed as 180cm which is like ~5'10"
closing in on 5'11"

>>281498480
>smarter than humans

>>281498921
>not 1200 wit
Dummy!

>>281499581
That's my horsie!

>>281495118
>>281495561
haha imagine being the female Uma trainer that keeps getting taken to their dorm room for Snu Snu Umas are futas as well with big fat cocks, no hyper or horsecock

>>281499640
haha, damn that'd be awful!

>>281499640
Why is literally every trainer like this
There are no exceptions

>>281499640
man i hate hyper shit

>>281499823
trainers love 10'+ Uma girls for snu snu
>>281499834
its trash

>>281491979
Woah wtf I don't remember making this post.

>>281498921
She'd never make it to the studio after seeing a butterfly, twelve squirrels, stopping for icecream five times, then playing with all the store owners kids the rest of the day.

>>281499906
>femtrainer x BIG futa Uma
poor femtrainer wont be walking the next morning...

>>281499581
131 days

>>281494962
I thought it was a thing women did for fashion?

>>281500509
Jannies on /a/ are waaaay less strict than on /v/, as long as you aren't /dbs/ that is

>>281500558
Some janny on /v/ is having a meltdown. Uma musume threads on /v/ are like 95% about the game and don't break any rules. Meanwhile AI threads, Chinese gacha ass pussy porn threads, Blue Archive threads and other offtopic /v/ crap is fine.

>>281467524 (OP)
Talking about horses again, are we? What is it about these horses that inflames your inner desire? SPEAK!

Why did I get these 2 for my 3* horses.

>>281500587
Must be caused by some drama on their discord

>>281499968
She's literally me. I hate it. I want to have a normal attention span.

>>281500629
There's power in horses that speaks to a soul of a man. Think about cool cars; it isn't a mistake that their power is listed in horsepower. There's a definite masculine romance in seeing a good fucking horse.

>>281498395
>>281498480
Man no I understand why people watch slop replace Umas with Isekai protagonists and is the same thing

>>281500705
Uma is technically an isekai

>>281500705
This but the isekai protagonist is a hot girl and im the slave

>>281500747
1 braincell

>>281500747
making her way to the first page!

>>281484057
doto is FAT

>>281500747
Also this duo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zetEMykYc

>>281467524 (OP)
The cow

>>281475223
I love my chud Osakan wife.

>>281501776
*satania noises*

>>281497918
the abuse is really hot, though.

>>281500912
Cowes are nice

>>281479332
gay gay homosexual gay

Bwos.....

Kill Teio.

>>281503611
Love Teio

>>281487124
the nishino seiun ntr shit is like if some jacked texan man came to fuck and knock up your mother, wife and daughter and suddenly in the middle of it a hidden eye ntr guy came to knock up your wife a second time all the while you watch helplessly.

>>281500509
It's because /a/ mods are yuri connoisseurs who can appreciate a yuri-coded franchise like Uma Musume whereas /v/ is full of literal /pol/chuds who like to wage culture wars every single day.

>>281500912
No way this is unedited

"Well, if you're going to include my horse, just make sure to give him big fucking tits."

>>281474894
based heterosexuals
yuritroons lost

>>281504657
Dia-chan is so lucky...

So what i have gathered from this thread is that /a/'s favorite uma is Daiwa, i wonder why...

we need a full length uma SOL with no racing

>>281467524 (OP)
El Condor Pasa

>>281475373
Yep. It determines what skill hunts the other umas give you and how many can show up for friendship training. 4 of them, for example, can get you 70+ stat points in their specific skill pretty easily.

>>281505502
Just pack it full of all the moe daughters and I'd watch it forever.

>>281505502
only if it has tons of kisses and handholdings

>>281505416
Why are euro and jap umas so tiny compared to Americhad stallions?

>>281506194
portion sizes

man the show is funny sometimes

>>281504521
Oh it's real
https://youtube.com/shorts/newhYMM4tBw?si=i63Hwk2IettkAr56

>>281506205
Cygames spiting owners who don’t license their horses to them.

4.5 anniversary is soon. I wonder if they will announce anything anime related

>>281467524 (OP)
Ain't no one finna say McQueen yet?

>>281505213
She's a refreshing type of tsundere who isn't a one-note bitch

Having big tiddies helps too

>>281506382
I need to motorboat them

Enjoy your yuri anime

I like Rudolf

my princess

>>281506767
Yeah, i think her being a tsundere but not a massive bitch makes her interesting

>>281506714
it's doomed to love a horse with ligmament desmitis

This little monster.

>>281505213
Daiwa got an upgrade of popularity after the game came out, she's basically your starter Uma.

I'm going to say it.
Cinderella Gray is not only overrated, but it's also a shounen in disguise.

>>281473872
>curren pull giving 90 star shards
that's old screenshot when she was the featured scout, the banner already went away
scout gives 60 star shards to 3* uma except to the featured one

>>281507295
at least Team Canopus got some on screen wins, poor Palmer and Helios jobbed the entire second season.

>>281504355
>Taiki, did you fuck Nishino?!
>uh, can you narrow that down a bit?

>>281507629
Only in the literal final episode did the anime properly acknowledge Palmer via the female announcer

>>281507790
That explains the hide and seek even she has with Nishino. Also this bloodline cannot possibly be healthy.

>>281470209
waiting on the skibi rizz banner

>>281508576
Race horses are more inbred that Appalachia