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Teio!

Teaching sex to Narita Brian

Digitan LOVE

ITT: Talentless hacks

How is my Ryan better than my Oguri Cap? She beats Oguri in a 1600 mile (like the team trials) every simulation. Am I that out of touch? do I not know how this game works? I know neither are good but like come on what makes left so much better?
please advise, thanks

FUCK YEAH MY NIGGA

*sucks your energy out*

Dantsu.

new gaslight just dropped

oh no
my trainee found out that im going out with tazuna every night

>>535842785
sorry...

>>535842653
Oh god yes, this is the best one yet. Spread the word!

Halfway there, but this is the prelude to the ultimate life form.

why do 4chin clubs keep failing

train a spe-chan for your CM now

>>535842785
>can't manage his energy
>blames his horses
Skill issue

>>535842613
It's yours, Ines
>>535842643
It's yours, Dantsu

>>535842449 (OP)
Why the fuck did you remove the video embed for the stream? ffs

>>535842840
>Turf S
Umazing.

>>535842785
>failed sub-20% 3 times
>practice poor in all of them

>>535842840
Nice!
I hate Haru!

Anon here >>535841697 and >>535842072
Made a new version of the chart

>uma dominates top 10 c106 doujin sales in melonbooks (6/10)
>top 1 is made by the same guy that did evil urara doujin
either this is true or maybe they only show the sfw ones....

Teio honey
don't be like that

>>535842785
>5 mood downs before classic year

>>535842946
you mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1YEpNTzdM

>>535842921
Thanks for the meal.

>>535842274
sou BR sim parça, but I did learn how to write and speak english for years so I might as well be polite and write in the language this thread uses.

Does anyone have that pic of what training in JP is like with all of the numbers and stuff on the training screen?

>>535843006
>do you want to get close to the hors
>no ->ramonu
it's over....

Digitan is literally me

>>535842840
Umazing! Now get that Long parent and you are set.

>>535842840
>turf S

>>535843157
very considerate minority...

I'm so fucking unlucky it's unreal
>No medium S
>No unique skills from grandparents

So close yet so fucking far...

where's Brian banner?

>>535843124
npnp

>got all the debuffs against Golshi
I need more wit cards. My Marvelous Sunday is stuck at lb0.

>>535843284
5 hours

My danchou got deported... Fuck Trump

>another random 3* speed on a horse I wasn't training as a parent
STOP IT
GIVE ME STAMINA OR POWER
GIVE ME IT ON THE HORSES I WANT

>>535842602
Anyone? Please. I just don't understand this game!!

>>535842785
artist?

>>535843006
>get paired right away with the zoomer

>12* medium
>the 2* pace chaser spark gets hit instead

>>535843274
really? i thought it was just the normal thing to do since im also brazillian

>>535843006
so even now in jp Nice Nature's career story is still the most romantic huh

>man Orfevre is giga glazed by the game, i wonder how big the irl horse was
>6 G1s, same as Gold Ship
>Worse winrate than Gold Ship
Explain

>>535843491
Too bad she's ugly

>>535843346
That's a good neicha.

>>535842602
>>535843420
Her stamina is shit.

74413667

i can't read why was i getting 7 friendship points with support cards without charming

I've failed more trainings with Practice Perfect buff compared to Practice Poor debuff

>>535842840
based, yesterday i tried to do a urara and got her with C in both long and turf, but it was not enough, but at least i made her win a g2 on turf with that

>named Fenomeno (literal translation: Freak)
>Most normal out of the Gold clan
How did he escape the Gold autism

>>535843668
That's the normal amount.

>>535843381
Did he deport them from the game or something?

>>535843121
Kill yourself.

>>535843596
He has 1 gold 2 whites, should be fine.
If you're already on the simulator can't you just check out the lines annon?
See if hp reaches 0, and check if you even reach max speed.
If the last leg is so short the don't reach max speed then that oguri basically has nothing over that Ryan.

>>535843751
why did i think it was 5 this entire time wtf

Funds are seifu

CM room bring 3 74413667

>>535843515
Didn't he actually manage to get a triple crown

Are there any recourses to find people with specific borrows? Manually looking for a player with a 9* long uma is hell

>>535843006
What does it mean if the name is italicized?

>>535843885
Its 5 for hints and most events, which is where you read text like 'Friendship with x went up.'
Friendship going up by training happens more frequently, but you get not text in the log for it.

>>535843836
? i didn't make the previous thread, if you mean the other link i can add it back, not sure why you're this aggresive

>>535843885
Because that's what you get from hints and events.

>>535843428
some gook on ruliweb, couldn't find a pixiv

>bring a sprint deck to a career full of medium races
I should've trained my own WIT...

>>535843164
Anyone? I know one of you has to have it in your folder somewhere......

>>535843515
She came second twice in arc de honhon. Golshi jobbed hard.

>>535843515
Japan had a complex about not being able to win Japan cup for the longest time.
After they started being able to beat jetlagged horses on their home turf they instead developed a complex about winning l'arc, and he's the one that came closest to it.

LOOK OUT!

>>535842612
What is it about Ace that attracts so many female artists?

>>535844071
read >>535841697
>I got Bourbon's name in italic because I'm not sure I remember it correctly or not. I'll have to double check her story at some point.

>>535844283
STOP BUMPING INTO ME! I SAID I WAS SORRY!

>>535843542
you would too if you played league of legends

>0 copies of creek, therefore effectively banned from CM
this sucks

>>535844349
Oh whoops, I didn't read the cross-links, thanks

>>535844282
I thought Nakayama was the closest

>>535844283
I'm gunna bump into your cervix later for that.

>>535843740
it means freak in a positive sense, like a genius

>>535843883
Uhh, I x'd out of it but I could redo it really quickly
But thanks maybe that's it? I thought I had enough stamina since I keep losing to people with 350-400 stamina in that category so I was really confused

>>535843740
It can rarely mean freak but it usually means somebody is great at something, it's like saying prodigy

>>535843283
deck?

>>535844239
>oguri cap gifting food to you
yep this is definitely fake

>>535843010
seeing how many cooking or food related books placed high it's seems that otakus would rather buy cooking books masked as manga than simply buy cooking books at the nearest konbini

>>535844284
*SMACK*

>>535844389
just run P5 Daiwa + Gourmand

I'm thinking about breeding Sweep Tosho

>>535844390
Special Sex

>>535844056
Yeah but thats part of his 6 G1 wins

how do I make a debuffer that hits end closers?

>>535844078
I said "stream" moron
Some clown thinks it's funny to remove the link and just paste the title of the video instead with [embed] for some reason.

>tries hard to act like a delinquent
CUTE! CUTE!

>>535843740
Fenomeno means you're GOATed. Pic related.

i like special chud

>>535844581
Thats usually what Oguri Cap gifts though

>>535844441
Japan thinks Orfevre would have won 2012 if he simply ran straight, forgetting the fact that his father, Stay Gold, and grandpa, Sunday Silence, had a habit of swerving inside which they passed down to him.

>>535843883
Here's the full image. Even if I remove Nakayama Racecourse from the Ryan, Oguri Cap still loses.
Also I don't understand the bottom-central stats. All the bars being blue is because...why?

did someone say special sex

>Special Week is protagonist material
>she’s boring

>Oguri Cap is protagonist material
>she’s boring

>Jungle Pocket is protagonist material
Tomboybros, I’m scared…

>>535844681
There's debuffs that target the horses behind you.

>>535844619
It's more fun to read

>>535844703
i see, i'll add it back then next thread, apologies

>>535843970
here the results, i will make another room to test more

i need to fuck durandal

Did you know what the word bake means ghost in japanese?
Next time you see another trainer stammering the word bake, you should confirm has he seen a ghost or is a baker by trade.
Thank you for reading.

>>535845047
o-bake

>>535844980
Oguri cap isn’t boring to me; shes super cute and I always like how she bounces off of other characters. I want to see more of her in the anime or manga and I’m hella sad I haven’t been able to get her in game

>>535844890
I wonder how they think thats different from "Gold Ship wouldve won if he gave a fuck" unless they dont

>>535844980
She’s a bit too spicy for some people to handle.

>>535845210
hag

>>535844895
Bottom is a histogram of race finish lengths between the two umas. The color of the bars is not indicative of anything.

>>535845117
>hella
Yeah it makes sense why you like Oguri girlfriend~

>>535844980
Tachyon was more interesting than her in the movie, Tachyon getting depression and alienating herself from others due to it was better than Jungle Pocket unable to cope with being mogged

>>535845276
I have a valley girl as a sister please understand

CM Room test 96330319 bring 3

>>535845376
How hot is she

>>535842449 (OP)
Digitan FEET

>>535845275
And that's a good thing!

>>535844895
why don't you just run these two horses in a room and check if these simulations are actually accurate? pretty sure this tool does not account for most of the rng in the game

>>535844980
She is probably the most boring character in the movie.

Now NTR, there's a good protagonist.

>>535845210
Jobgle Pocket

>>535845254
Ah, I see. Thanks.
Why is my Ryan always beating my Oguri? Did that 100 stamina matter that much? (She wins even without the Nakayama Racecourse skill)
>>535845520
In a room? what?

Ramp up
or
Tail held high + Tokyo/Firm upgrade

I fucked up

>on pace to capping speed
>get speed training to level 5
>not more than a single rainbow training for the rest of the career
Shit like this makes me want to uninstall

>>535842602
Your Ryan has like 2 final spurt skill with 1 gold and Oguri only have one white. The moment Ryan somehow can proc her ult with right timing she's just blazing.

>>535845275
this is a blue board, you sick fuck

>>535842653
This is a good one it has years of history behind it

>>535845624
So that's where I messed up then
damn. I just didn't get interesting skills
I guess back to the drawing board, thanks.

>>535844980
For being the GOAT of Japanese horse racing, Oguri has boring everything. I kinda get if you wanna make her a humble quiet country girl, but even her outfit is very meh.

I love my gluttonous wives

>>535845210
sex with violent tomboy

>hit Class 6
>see "In Retention Range"
>Try to push to promotion range
>There's no higher tiers
Wow i really need to stop skipping wit training this is shameful.

Who are the other best front runner parents? Seiun Sky and who? Who are good grandparents? I'm just prepping for the meta shift...

>>535844895
Blue means Ryan won, red means oguri won. Amount is the distance.
Ryan won everytime, with the most common outcome being 1.2 distances ahead.

If you look at their speed lines, you can see that oguri does reach a lighter higher max speed, but for a long period of time Ryan is moving faster because she accelerates more.
She gets a larger speed multi as late so the gap isn't as big as it would be between two pace chasers with 900 and 12000 speed.

I will say that the simulation is a 1vs1, and the main disadvantage of late is being blocked, so in team trial races with 4 other competitive horses and 6 more npc bodyblockers you will have some outcomes where the Ryan might just get screwed.

You only think Oguri is boring because she has silver hair you racist.

>>535844703
holy autism relax

Bakushin-Style Truth

>>535845531
Is she, though? I haven't seen RttT but I've seen more love given to everyone else in that series but her

>>535845737
Her deadpan attitude is great in the anime, specially when she doesnt register people trying to bully her.
That "correction" she made to Black Ale and the result of the bet were funny

>>535845826
>best parents
Me and Seiun Sky
>good grandparents
Me and Seiun Sky's mom

>>535845953
the bakushin blitzkrieg

>>535845836
That helps me a lot, thanks. I wasn't understanding most of this so that clears it up. Hm. So Oguri is faster, but accelerating worse, and my skill sets aren't really benefiting Oguri as much as they do Ryan, especially in the final burst.
So I can see what I did wrong and I'll try to adjust for those. That'll help, thanks.

>>535844313
She's a very handsome and hardworking husband (wife)

testing CM room 19977212

>>535845836
Also let's pump iron is a finicky unique and it might e coded to proc everytime.

It finally happened, I dreamed about horse girls.

>>535844980
>>535845531
Teio walked so NTR and Jungle Pocket could run

>>535846157
That could kinda explain it yeah. Hmm.

>>535843006
>>535843182
Ramonu bros... say it aint so

>this is a gold spark
Wtf is wrong with this game?

>>535845673
She's literally Don Quixote, fake fan.

Finally some crumbs, at the end of her career.

Who do you reckon would get more borrows, MLB Kitasan, MLB Creek, or MLB Tazuna?

>>535846080
One final thing is the slight speed decreases you see even tough the horses didn't run out of HP. That's because the track since this one has uphills in the last spurt. You can try out different mile tracks if that favours them differently, I don't know how stats affect uphills but power might help there too.

>>535846420
>ywn have drunk sloppy sex with golshi

>>535846460
Creek

>>535844980
Pokke is great, her VA is great, her character arc is great. Unfortunately the movie just has a dedicated contrarian haterbase here
She definitely has the most personality out of all our MCs so far, and unlike the others she only has Tachyon and Fuji to fall back on to "hide" her character flaws compared to the others with a greater cast like Spe, Teio and Oguri

>>535846460
100% Creek
Every motherfucker has mlb Kitasan, and if you're like me, also have mlb Tazuna with lb0 Creek

>>535846325
How do you know when you've struck a gold inspo?

>>535845123
I don't think they had much hope about Golshi winning against French Teio after she beat Orfevre by 5L.

>start building my Mile Narita Taishin
>neglect all of my stamina in the process since I barely need more than 350 for Mile Team Trials
>randomly get a hot spring ticket so I could see her petite tomboy body in all its glory
>cockblocked by Arima Kenshin at 8th place, 4 times in a row
>lose
GHRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pity I got a 1 spark wit but happy for the unique king halo epithet

>>535845397
results, and just kepping it there, i kneel to the chad who made a kingu to race, i believe in your victory in the finals with her

>>535846590
the light will turn gold on the running screen

>>535846462
Ohh! That might change things. Thanks

>>535846590
The animation has gold streaks instead of white streaks
Though I've had white streaks with a bunch of inspirations and gold streaks with minimal, so I don't know what the actual difference is between the two.

Post the deck you used to make your CM Ace. I want to see what I can scramble together as a F2P player.

>>535842449 (OP)
Question: Is there going to be another Uma that replaces Gold Ship in the friendship shop??

She looks like such a big headed dumbass doing this pose without the coat.

>>535846354
>Imagine having under 900Spd and less than 30 races
Nah bro you need to go back to the lab

>>535846048
I mean in the game before they intentionally make her more fun in CinGray. yeah those interactions in CG are great and the particular one in the Japan Derby cracked me up like I don't even want to remotely spoil it

>>535846753
I *think* it just raises the odds of sparks triggering across the board. You can still have giga white inspirations and shit gold ones.

>>535846757
If you're f2p and didn't MLB Kitasan you'll have a hard time

umas belong to yuroCHADS

>>535846872
Yeah it seems to cycle, before goldship we had riceshower star pieces

>>535846753
When you have an inspiration every spark rolls to inherit separately (aside from blues, which are guaranteed).

The chance to inherit is double for parents compared to grandparents, and then there's a global mod from your total affinity which is what the affinity calculator on gametora shows (the race/triple crown affinity is part of this). Then there's another affinity mod from the direct affinity between the trainee and each legacy. And finally gold inspiration just adds another bonus on top of all that.

>>535846997
I think the key F2P card is actually Creek over Kitasan. Even 0LB Creek gives you its biggest benefit, whereas you need MLB Kitasan to get its biggest benefit

>>535846998
Can’t tell if you misspelled yuri or euro. Either way, you dumb

>>535847156
true
and I rolled 30k and had to spark super creek for 0lb
:)

>>535845210
I want to put a kid into her pocket.

>>535847156
Either work because you can borrow the other, if you're f2p and have neither at MLB making an ace is pretty hard

>>535846137
results

>>535847159
>doesn't know that europeans are called yuros here
Bwo how new are you...

>>535842910
Will Spe give me her blessing for taking her daughters?

when i get bad pulls i can't even be mad because this is a banger

>>535847156
Is maestro that much better over getting a bunch of other recovery skills? Like, a race is only so long extra recovery will be wasted

>>535846757
Everything is max level:
Kitasan Black 2*
Sweep Tosho 3*
Eishin Flash 4*
Event Special Week 4*
Tamamo Cross 1*
Super Creek 4*

Getting an early Sweep Tosho Charming event is key.

>>535847159
yuro is a classic 4chan spelling of "euro", newfag, and he's obviously meaning "yuro" because that's French jockey Christophe-Patrice Lemaire

>>535847361
He means 0LB SC is still good compared to only having 0LB Kitasan black. So assuming you rolled both but are at 0LB, SC is better. Kitasan is only better if you are at MLB.

>>535846757
I could probably switch out king for 1lb eishin

>>535847479
Okay, nerd.

Are either of these neichas worth using?
Or not enough stink?

>>535847435
forgot link wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOFCgDuQ4

>>535847470
Yes.

>small recovery +1
>debuff -0.6
>debuff -0.6
>horse ded before you can manage to reach your 2nd small recovery

>big recovery +2
>debuff -0.6
>debuff -0.6
>still alive to reach your next recovery

Anyone knows the difference between S Turf and S Medium? Every advice i've heard says Medium > Turf but don't elaborate on why

have sex and reproduce with HUMAN.

>>535847593
bro where's your gold debuff
skills?

>finally see a Taishin in a CM lobby
>her model on the track is half the size of Gold Ship
Holy womanlet

>>535842583
impregnating the brat

>>535847581
pipe down election tourist

what am i supposed to if i don't have taiki or mejiro at star 3 for inspiration? i can only borrow maru

>>535846998
He's like 4'8.
I can lift him by his head with a single hand and crush it.

>>535847603
Girls Legend U is the best song by far.

>>535847804
>3 injuries
Hopefully she won't die during childbirth

>>535846998
>was also Satono Diamond and Equinox’s jockey along with Almond Eye
Damn, what a lineup

I NEED SEX

>>535847842
use the database to find a 3* Maru with a Mejiro Ryan parent. That's what I did.

>>535846998
>one of the all time great jockeys of Japanese horse racing is a random French guy
how did this end up happening in the first place?

fuck, whales get nothing in this game
I should be able to buy a real advantage, like better chance at 3* or something
I shouldn't have to grind for it

>>535847889
>have loving primal sex with Pocket Jungle
>Agnes Tachyon in the background with that creepy ass grin
>wtf
>shes backseating with suggestions while taking notes

>>535847964
her childs might born with glass legs but her womb is intact and ready to conceive

>>535847889
getting devoured by Pokke....

Just pulled Biwa off the free spin, what the hell am I supposed to do with this nerd? I guess Taishin likes her?

>>535848001
Sorry this is a Grindchad game

>>535847842
borrow Maru WITH Taiki AND Ryan grandparent

>>535847882
imagine her child, would be xxxsmall

>>535848129
Medium/Long Pacer

Debuffs are calling

>>535848001
Whales get a bigger gap later, right now every dolphin and minnow has MLB kita and SC, which is like % of a whaled out arsenal. Whale cards like MLB Biko or Bakushin barely outperform the SR speeds and are at skill disadvantage. The gap isn't big atm.

where is the club drama is the game dead in less than 2 months already?

>>535847842
Don't listen to the retards.
you have to prioritize distance/track pink sparks, its very hard to get everything unless you have a 9* medium spark yourself, so just prioritize at least 1 skill from parent and if you can 1 inherited skill, but again distance/track = permanent acceleration/speed >>>> inherited skill that sometimes doesnt proc

If only I was sparking for dirt... I guess time to get a new dirt horse so this can run turf mile...

WHERE CONTENTS?

>>535848360
Huge %*

>>535847862
that's great for horses, actually

oh fucking hell, one step away from greatness

>>535848375
>requests dirt shoes
there's your club drama

>debut run
>get standard distance hint
my dick is hard now

>>535847889
pocket doesn't give a shit about feelings, she's all raw about action

>>535847669
S turf only increases power while S distance increases the stat that matter, speed.

>>535848265
cute...

>>535848375
You dont really do things as a club other than maintain a rhetorical punch card of activity, once people sorted out being in clubs outside their striking range its gonna slow down.

>>535847862
Based Ogre anon

interesting

>>535847669
Track aptitude like turf and dirt only affect acceleration, which is your power. Distance aptitude like medium and long affects speed. You prefer speed because that affects your race the whole way through, power is only important at the race start if you're pushing to get ahead of the pack (pace chasers and front runners), around corners, and approaching final spurt to accelerate past other umas (late surgers and end closers).
S aptitude increases those attributes by 5%, but you're going to prefer +5% speed over +5% power.

hmmm I think I'm gonna let my TP cap again

>>535848954
source?

gibs???? gibs doko??????????

What did you tell her anons?

[Sad News] Umas prefer manlets. That's why jockeys are all manlets.

>>535849174
1500 carats in 4 hours.

>>535849168
got it from here

>login
>do 3 SP races
>do 5 TT races
>request dirt shoes
>ignore game until next reset

>>535849174
1500 carats in a couple days when you win taurus

Sweaty Lesbian Horse Sex

What if they say something about Umamusume at Gamescom and we get free carats?

Thoughts?

>>535849207
is 5'10 tall

>>535848954
what would happen if you tickled her pussy?

Is Air Groove a shonen-ai fujoshi-bait femboy?

>>535849174
hmmm nyo
we should have gotten the 3k carats(next up on jp dls) by now but they're delaying it until the creek banner is gone

>Watch Air Groove's introduction story
>see this dialogue
Imagine if the trainer was voiced by a male. KEK

>>535849317
Danchode is tracking your fans.....

>>535849386
mate season will come sooner then

I'm such a lucklet that my CM team hasn't improved since 2 weeks ago, you guys just go on without me...

>>535849207
Trainers and jockeys are not the same

>>535849471
wtf I'm never doing her story now I don't want to be cucked

>>535849351
made for prostate play

>>535849583
In game they pretty much are especially with the more recent careers and main stories being based from the actual jockeys irl

>>535849471
you mean how we NTR Air Groove from that poor trainer? not gonna lie that part gave me a boner

should i do a random 10roller for supa creeku if im lb2 but im already set with SRs?

Where does goldships little hat come from

>>535849471
Her design is insanely NTR-coded so this isn't surprising.

>>535849168
Me

>>535849581
don't lose hope anon my cm team had a improvement since yesterday, so i believe you can still get better

>>535848954
Interesting... I didnt know cows can do that...

>>535848080
>You keep missing her g-spot
>Also yelling "get pregnant" makes you sound like a girl

>>535849416
No, she is probably the best wife coded uma.

Sometimes all supports conspire against you to exclusively appear in speed training when you really don't need it.

>>535849812
thank you I was too lazy to do it myself

>>535849351
God I need her. I just know she would ruin me

I thought this race was rigged in my favour?? Teio??

I wish they would show the dates of the races in the trophy room so I know when the fuck they are gonna pop up

>>535849776
>minus 1500 carats for 9 Rs, 1 SR +10 clovers
yno

>>535849362
Don't worry, that's still manlet tier, bwo.

>>535849914
Had it done an hour ago, but got busy with IRL stuff. I really wish 4chin would finally adopt AV1, would make this so much quicker (and easier) for me.

>>535849864
Why did they make her look somewhat androgynous and gave her a male voice actor then?

>>535849362
Tall enough to give a standing blowjob.

>>535846998
>>535849485
Literally the only advantage of being a manlet is the possibility of becoming a jockey

>pace chaser gets rushed
>tries to overtake everyone because she's front runner now, goes forward by few lengths
>back to normal
Is getting rushed as a pace chaser unironically good? If you have backup stamina for it of course

Sniff your umas

Who is Gold Ship's roommate?

NATURE
STOP LETTING TEIO LIVE RENTFREE IN YOUR HEAD

>>535849362
Too short for ningen foids, too tall to ride umas, I'm afraid it's over for you.

>>535850257
Sniffing Turbo...

>>535849952
nice

>>535850145
gr8 b8

>>535849786
How so

I'm 20 chess pieces short to get kingu to 3 stars, is there any way to get more besides rolling?

>>535849864
is that what the finger pose means

Less than 52 hours left.......

>>535849630
When I first saw this, I didn't understand it at all because I interpreted their outfits as being wedding wear, and I had no idea why newlyweds would be so embarrassed about talking about having kids.

It was only later that I realized that it was supposed to be a depiction of Air Groove accidentally admitting that she thinks about having children with trainer.

>1st favorite
>gets 15th place instead
my eyes...

>>535849864
I agree

>>535850230
What causes being rushed? I always hear you can literally drain people of stamina by certain strategies and I hear its the way to fuck up greedy fronts later.

>>535850145
Funny because Air Groove's is one of the cast's cutest seiyuu

TOKAI TEIO

>>535850302
She stinks good

>>535849786
>bob cut = NTR
your brain is completely rotten bro

>>535850265
We already know who it's gonna be

>>535850145
???

give her to me
nyow

>>535850457
Mother aura desu, fuck zoomer speak
Pic not related

>>535849786
seek help cuck

>>535850630
I NEED MY FISHING BRO SEIUN SKY

Post lesser-known Uma trivia.

>>535849471
>Just working on her flexibility and stamina hehe

https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1956746154625949924
>What if we make Uma actually FUN!?
>>535850306
Who allowed you to use my encode!?

Lotta Air Groove slander going on this thread.

>>535850392
They're rare drops in career and TT and are given out in events, but don't waste them on 1 and 2 stars. Even as a f2p, you'll eventually be melting silver and gold star pieces for clovers, so just wait.

>>535849471
I'm pretty sure Bourbon's initial trainer is.
The whole story is the two of you sneaking out behind his back for some sweaty action until he confronts you about it and Bourbon makes it clear he can't satisfy her.

>>535850613
Who is this? I am not familiar with horses in the JP version.

>>535849630
You know I see a lot of trainer x Uma but I wanna see the trainer go the human route and umas get absurdly jealous

>>535850451
The chances of a latestart into the brock is small, but never zero...

>>535850634
for some reason, I find fanarts of Umas starting families and having kids super adorable

>>535850481
Being a witlet

>>535849786
But she doesn't look like Narita Top Road at all

>>535849207
Irl horses have trainers and jockeys, bro. Uma jockeys are trainer penises.

we need more gibs.

>>535850392
There's 30 right here

>>535849786
>>535850558
>NTR-Coded
Zoomer are beyond saving lmao, their brains are rotten right down to the core it's hilarious. Then again, it's probably the usual seanigger trying to shit up the thread, guess he got bored of his y/u/ri schtick

>>535850301
grim...

>>535850816
Yeah that's a fun idea.

I can't get a medium S ace to save my life... it's over...

>>535850802
Anon... Just A Way, one of the horse Gold Ship's contemporaries

>>535850882
the gibs are in the CM
you just need to win

I need your help anons, since I obviously can’t test them both at the same time which do you think is better?

Overcap queen on left or Acceleration God on the right? (S turf on right with Triumphant instead of Tail and the “Anti-get-boxed gold)

>>535850756
I did, here's my license.
Feel free to take one, i have plenty.

>>535849471
>male horses
>all for you as uma

>female horses
>yuri, ntr, degenerates as uma

>enter CM lobby
>4 debuffers
just kill my horses at this point

SNIIIFFFFFFFF

>>535851047
left baka
sim it

>>535850306
I've grown to really like these two.

>>535850839
Agreed

>>535851102
Amazon is a onee-san

>>535850630
I don't even have 15k, bro. Chill.

Bring your honses - 62597016

>>535850095
nta, but sorry for bothering you, can you soundpost this one right here please? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Om8zNHeAsIk

>>535851246
>having a happy family with spe on the
countryside
I had a dream like this before

>>535851047
>since I obviously can’t test them both at the same time
insert them into this https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/

>>535850614
That's a man

Are horses smart enough to discern their own reflection?

>>535851005
Huh?

>>535850902
I will use a king halo to win so that I can get a better king.
>>535850772
I just really want her racing dress, shes one of my favs, but I will not do it for others for now.

Sweaty Teio sex

>>535851491
Eclipse first, The rest nowhere.

what if i used winning ticket for gemini cup

They all really wanted this one.

>>535848265
cute

>enjoyed big tiddy and booty gacha like nikke and azur lane
>now enjoy more moderate body types after playing Uma and builds like Suzuka and Taishin
What happened gentildonna still my favorite though

>>535850882
I need Brian NOW

>>535851468
Some are, some are not.
Some horses know to shit in the corner of their pen so they don't have to sleep on their own shit, some horses shit all the pen and sleep on their shit.

>>535850558
1 AM in Indonesia

I was only planning to build her as legacy material, but I don't think my dick go the memo, and now I'm trying to figure out where I can fit her.

>>535851003
>get medium S
>horse gets blocked a lot and loses prompting the need to run more races and loses a ton of stats as well failing those 11%
>only have skills for other horses

>don't get medium S
>double 1k+ with almost a 3rd
>fast learner
>inject fairy success
>all skill hints early

This game knows when to fuck up your runs.

>>535851565
thats the pussy spread finger pose

>>535851567
cute girls with cute stories better than just coomer stories

>>535851491
The horse's name is Just A Way

>>535850786
oh shit, I had Bourbon as my 3 star voucher uma, but haven't really bothered using her because I did not really vibe well with her character in the anime

just imagine how much better this game could be if tazuna actually gave you accurate information what was the problem after losing a race

>>535851567
>not liking petite, moderate and curvy women
faggot

>>535851687
that's a boy

>>535851356
1>2>3
Random mood was in play.

>>535851106
Last time I hosted a cm lobby here there were 6 debuffers.

>>535851567
Their personality is more fleshed out. So it covers their size deficiency.

>>535851468
>>535851658
The Stay Gold bloodline sniffs their own poop, after being horrified by the smell, they sniff it again.

>>535851787
>"You got screwed by RNG. Tough luck, faggot."

Suzuguru love!

>>535850716
Not trivia but its speculated the Grass had issues with weight and injuries because of bad management and over racing, it had recovered from a fracture in her right hind, bone inflammation in its legs, lacerations and another fracture in her late stages of her career.
You better treat her well in-game trainer

>>535851375
The perfect dream, desu. I amp up the children to a dozen+
>>535851567
Cute girls w/cute stories that isn’t heavily reliant on sex > soft core/shipping gachas(FGO, BA, Nikke, etc.)

I miss gold ship

>>535851975
I noticed this bitch starts at guts 90% of the time. She genuinely believes you need more guts.

>>535852009
>Grass had issues with weight
No need to fat shame anymore

>>535851778
But when I google Just A Way I don't see any Uma come up

fondling nice nature nice nature's...........

Should i prioritize using cards that are at max level or close to max level but don't really carry the skills for certain distances/styles, or lower lever cards that have perfect skills for my current horse but they are at like level 25-30?

>>535852232
Cygames doesn't have the rights to turn him into an uma yet. It's just an artist's rendition of Just A Way as an uma

>>535852293
Depends.

>>535852232
you have to write horse cock after that or else nothing ever shows up

>>535850716
Nobody from Osaichi George's generation is in the game

>>535851875
Lol. Second Golshi was first but died at the end.

>>535851939
The Stay Gold bloodline is efficiently bred and highly weaponized autism at its finest.

Here is PRIDE OF THE STAY GOLD CLAN Silver Sonic, during the start of his race, he threw off his jockey and raced solo.
The crowd loved it, unfortunately he got disqualified because no jockey = no race.
Also he is a terrible jumper.

>>535852293
You should use a tool to check which of your cards will give you the most stats during a run.

>>535852219
In-game these fatty issues are reflected by her fat ass. Being fat is sometimes good (if you reincarnated as an anime girl)

>perfect Oguri run
>Super Creek never drop Swinging Maestro
Holy fucking shit I hate card event mechanics so fucking much...

>>535850767
I honestly thought it would be more of this >>535849769 instead

>>535851778
>just a way
????

should you be buying the character shards with club points? i forgot the buy the tachyon ones from last month

you think cygames is announcing anything at gamescon?

>>535851778
Just A Way what?

>>535852267
Imagine the sex

I feel bad whenever I beat a silent suzuka or any front runner in CM with my Goldship and Oguri, you are 4chan and I am reddit.

>>535852603
They're saving Deep Impact for E3.

>>535852540
yes, the horse was named after that.

>>535852506
Quoting your own post because no one gave it (You)s is kinda sad bro

>>535852267
>>535852625
molesting natie and then gaslighting her into believing its her fault and she deserved it

>>535852436
Where do i find this?

>>535852702
>Deep Impact

Look at this dust bunny

11 kids ikuzo!

>>535852702
That taiwanese twink said there's 0 chances of us getting Deep Impact, but we can expect Equinox

>>535852867
P-please Kaneko-sama, at least Kurofune....

How common is Lone Wolf in higher level team trials? Does it always go on the Ace if you do run it?

>>535852867
he's also the owner of Orfevre, Gentildonna and Almond eye right? why just let impact out when he was so relevant?

My wife is so pretty

>>535852870
>two white straps on her hips
What is this fetish called?

>>535853090
Don't bother my NN has it ;)

>>535853090
Just use your SP on something else, don't risk it, is easy to get a Nice Nature with everything, specially Lone Wolf

>>535853098
All of those horses have different owners

>>535853098
He's the King Kamehameha, Kurofune, Deep Impact, Sodashi guy

>>535851358
Tragic how short this one is...

For the event, how badly does it hurt to not have Swinging and having wasted 2 or 3 turn training speed too much over stamina?
Redo?

>>535853394
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
i literally almost popped a boner the first time i randomly saw it

>>535853545
Every debuffer ever has at least two pace chaser debuffs.
Do it again.

>>535853545
>600 stam
bwo youre dead without the debuffers

>>535850756

>>535853394
Also: Holy shit the video is dead quiet, but I'm too lazy to fix the volume. Fuck the jap that was too retarded to record this shit properly.
>>535853596
Understandable.

>>535853545
One nice nature is enough to fuck you over

>get S medium but don't get SM
>get SM but don't get enough stats
>get enough stats but don't get S medium
I'm killing myself in front of Tracen

>>535851047
going off the simulator they're exactly the same amount of fastness with the right being slightly more consistent in it is how i'm reading the numbers

Can they do actually good graphics for pc please

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>535851781
Bourbon's own story is one of the more compelling ones.
It's all about her being a promising sprinter with dreams of a triple crown and the two of you going against everybody's advice to pursue that dream. Then getting it wrecked by Raisu.

>>535852816
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare

>>535853545
Distance has a hard stamina check requirement and gold skills recover hp %, so your oguri cap is worse than any horse with much lower speed, specially on CM with debuffers

i'm sorry for calling you reddit golshi, please come back and give me carats

Did this whole Diamond tongue thing start from official content? Stuff usually doesn't spread this fast if it was a fan thing

>>535853545
Bro, read >>535852413. A 750 stamina 2 gold skill Golshi died, you thing a Pace, target of most debuffs, will survive?

>>535853667
God that party is another wasted potential game like Re:link is. If they kept up with updating and adding new content overtime it hold up so much more now.

>>535853874
It's from an AI chinese video

>1199
Narita.... Wtf...

>>535853874
Chinese slop

>>535843006
>dumb honse
This is Scarlet slander!!!

>>535852413
That tells us nothing though, a million things could have happened for that to occur

>>535854027
shut up cat tranny avatar fag

AGEMASEN

>>535854027
Yeah! Daiwa Scarlet would not settle for anything less than being the dumbest horse!

I have never seen Ines Fujin win a race.

>>535853545
Bwo my Oguri dies sometimes if at least 1 recovery skill doesn't get triggered. Yours is fucked.

My lovely wife.

>>535854110
Newdacchi you don't know what avatarfag means...

>>535852468
umas who can break my pelvis by dropping their ass on me once

>>535853545
you're fine, just outrun the debuffers

>do a throwaway Tachyon run to get the final Osaka Hai sashes to potential 5 her
>get them, gear up for a tryhard run
>maestro event doesn't proc
>oh it's ok I have race planner specifically for this scen-
>forgot to actually buy potential 5 before the run
FUCK

>>535852625
I don't have Evil Nature because I'm practicing carat retention until the next Kitasan Black banner

>>535853969
>AI is creating memes now
Total artists death is upon us

>>535854037
No, I watched the race. That Golshi was first then suddenly lost all speed at the very end, that means her stamina was over. Granted I didn't check if her 2 gold skills proc'd, but taking account the <400 wit, probably not. Anyways, dying at the end implies stamina is over.

>Hopeful Stakes
>see Winning Ticket
Already over before it even began

>>535854561
But saar, artists hopping on board is what took it from a funny reaction pic to a trend

I love my little speedy tomboy so much bros...

>>535843006
Natie still couldn't be topped huh... Sucks that she was my first few umas and my expectation for (You) stories fucking skyrocketed

I am thinking of Durandal and her dog-like ways.

I don't care if Goldship is meta for the long CM, I'm never training this infuriating whorse ever again.

>>535854591
>an anon that can be bothered to do decent encoding
whoa

cygames fcking explain to me why this is now unobtainable I NEED GOURMAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535851178
>>535851380
>>535853759

Thanks for the help friends. I guess right is a teeny bit better? I have low wit so I’m not sure if I’m reading it right but if that’s the case I’m sure the “Coast is Clear!” might help her not suicide into a box once in a while so I’ll go with that

hag sex

>>535853874
it's some chibi avatars in vrchat, then someone snapped a pic an ran it through AI on bilibili to make them dance a little

A couple of the top 10 fan counts in the club I'm in are already complaining about our rank not being good enough.
Feels like we're gonna die if the Danchou doesn't implement an actual quota instead of just log in and play daily

>>535854835
It's modded bro

>>535854918
Hey buddy, that's my wife

>>535854976
>reading comprehension
us bro...

It's stupid how the same mood down events can appear multiple times in career
I swear this is the third time Bakushin got a mood down event with the shrine background

I fucking hate this game sometimes.

>>535854935
>UMADash rank continues to slide down the drain from 115 at the start of the month to 145
>Danchou saying he might start enforcing it next month

>>535854907
yes it says right is better
i guess just spring runner doesnt make up for the s accel lost

>>535849952
>it happened again
teioooooooooo

I don’t give a shit about your fucking list. Shove it up your ass

This is a boy

>>535855248
please go back to your discord server

I want to try remaking my Teio because Spe was a fucking chud who only gave me Hydrate but I don't think I'll ever get lucky with stats again bwos

>>535854808
What kind of ways?

>>535855312
go back to your reddit server

>>535854639
>No
>but i didn't check one of the many things that could fuck her over
Being first means nothing, there could be more than 3 debuffers, she could have positioned badly or rushed earlier so she ate one of the nn's stamina debuff when that usually doesn't happen or she was simply outclassed by the other horses being better and stamina has nothing to do with it
>That Golshi was first then suddenly lost all speed at the very end
how do you know it wasn't the other horses just being faster? or skills duration being over?

>>535854670
>Just stick the entire carrot in it bro

Thinking ahead to Seiun Sky, what parents would I want on her? Am I right in thinking that there aren't any good front runner inherits available right now, so I should just give Seiun parents with the highest affinity?

>>535855312
I'm comfortable here in umachan

>>535855168
how did you know I was talking about UMADash

I messed up the timing so it looks like she's just eating...

I need 10k carats to get me a Super Creek. It will never happen. I've been jewed. Robbed. Swindled. Gypped. I have the worst Support cards in this general.

>>535854897
just wait 2 years for the rerun bro

>>535854670
use horse meat for authentic taste

>>535842449 (OP)
Daiwa...
T-Thank you...

>>535855538
My cum, yes.

>>535855502
maru and bourbon maybe

>>535854897
just borrow it, is that simple

>>535854918
Oyakodon with this hag and her dog daughter

>>535855446
You can tell when a horse runs out of stamina because they will perk their body upright and start jogging, there's a specific animation for it

>improved an Uma with a much better run
>auto-select on team trial reshuffle shit around
>team rating now lower
... what.
Is it normal, or is it the sign that I need to stop letting the auto-select setup team?
Or should I just not give a fuck since it's team trials anyway?

>>535855656
...I have neither
Now what?

>>535855214
Best girl won.

>>535855670
should I put my MLB spechan for borrow? is the card that useful?

>>535854897
I was account rerolling the final days of that event so I didn't get any. It sucks so much

>535855719
this is who you are up against in cm btw

>do CM test
>my Teio is leading
>enemy Golshi easily overtakes everyone else
>30m left, Golshi overtakes Teio
>Teio remembers her dead wife
>wins
I love my faggot daughter

>>535855719
team ranking is purely done on uma points
and yes stop letting the ai do anything in this game its dogshit

post mares

>>535855719
>or is it the sign that I need to stop letting the auto-select setup team?
This one.

any good artist that draw Digitan as a wife?

>>535855772
I got a 1LB one that i never use....

>>535854670
why is hamburg steak sucked off so much in Japan (the media atleast, idk if it is actually)
they have good ass cows, just make a nice normal steak

>>535855648
Most of the time my honse dominate by several lengths it gets boring. This is great asshole clench.

>>535855719
>I need to stop letting the auto-select setup team?
you never should have done this to begin with
>Or should I just not give a fuck since it's team trials anyway?
if you're already class 5/6 (and have no hopes of making top 100 to farm followers) then sure

>>535855567
Should've rerolled, bro.

>>535855772
I wasn't playing during that event and spent like 2 days trying to figure out while the chain won't get past episode 1.

>>535852901
Reminder that you can only gloat about your uma's fertility if they were an IRL broodmare. "500 kids" stallionfags sit on a throne of lies.

>>535855969
Yeah I should've. But I didn't.

>>535854670
i love her voice actor so god damn much

>>535855248
most of them technically are

When is Hishi Amazon's banner I have 27k carats I want to ROLL I want to unlock 3* costumes

>>535855312
This is a faggot

>>535856132
Whoa, when did this artist draw this sketch of LITERALLY me?

>>535855835
not in finals, and that's the only round that matters

>>535855446
>how do you know it wasn't the other horses just being faster?
Holy shit anon. She starts trotting when this happens, that's why we can tell when a horse dies because she out of stamina. Being rushed and waste stamina is also a stamina problem, if you have enough stamina, you can still win. There was only 3 debuffers. Also being badly positioned don't make you first at the last spurt

But you know what, whatever. Go with your 700 stamina uma and thinking it's enough, Really, please do, also tell us when you're going to queue for the CM, please

>>535856062
did vodka have a lot of children
i feel like she would be a good breeder

Damn
Nature got hands
I was not expecting this career at all

>>535856215
>said the south american hyper manlet that couldn't beat up a child if he needed to

Stop posting dia tongue

>>535856175
over a year away bwo

>>535855952
>>535855869
>>535855874
Well crap.
Time to find a guide for retards about it, because I would probably do it roughly like the AI anyway.

Is this for pace?

>boxed in debut
>practice poor
>migraine
>2x mood up event instantly after that
>boxed again
This run is cooked. This bitch will be shot instantly after this run ended.

>>535854897
>NEED GOURMAND
but that's the funny thing, it's not like Super Creek where you just need the event to play out. Special Week's event chain has the chance to give you Hydrate instead of Gourmand. One of those cases where I don't mind having to borrow it instead.

>stop doing or posting this thing
then shut the fuck up about it you basedjack zoomer cunt

>>535856406
just ask grok

>>535856319
Whatever you say, bud.

>>535856280
Neicha invokes that "gotta protect and cherish this waif" feeling, without her being totally helpless

>>535856412
Pace chasers run towards the front, the skill works on End and maybe Late.

>>535855870
Wrong board to get snowpities, Anon.

I kissed my uma and liked it

>>535856505
i don't mind not using it at all and just relying on innate recovery skills for now
it looks like a miserable card to use

Falco….

I've never seen Bakushin trigger her special

>>535856696
But she kissed my pp beforehand...

>>535856693
talk about well trained animals, not to mention chill

>>535850816
Not exactly trainer x human, but...

>>535856789
now you are gay because you liked the taste of pp

>>535856230
>ignoring my other points
you know there's a ton of things that can determine the outcome of a race and is not just stamina right?
>Also being badly positioned don't make you first at the last spurt
But it makes you eat debuffs that you shouldn't be eating, if the horses rushed it also drains stamina faster, and 750 stamina is enough for end closer with 1 gold skill, that anon had two to compensate for debuffers.
saying the horse is dogshit with a sample of only one race is retarded and specially when you don't consider what you are racing against.

yadda

>>535856696
Total moral degradation in Tracen Academy! What kind of academy are they running there?

>>535856783
That's why Seiun Sky is the meta front runner, all other front runner uniques suck.

>>535856406
prioritise skill activations above anything else, if you have tazuna take her on every horse and buy concentration for easy score in TT races
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY this spreadsheet tells you what skills are good for team trials, it accounts for the price of the skill and how much score it gives when it activates
winrate in team trials means nothing, so make horses with lots of skills and your best run of the week will be against someone else doing the same thing (but worse) for you to get 5 wins from
also try to pay attention to which of your horses seem to be winning the most and make them the ace (top row in the team builder screen) since aces get +10% score or something

>>535856986
>vlc snap
>in 2025
fucking reddit user go back