/uma/ Uma Musume General #1311
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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline:
https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn
>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread Circles
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EN:
https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:03:26 PM
No.538501868
She runs in the dream series now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:03:52 PM
No.538501886
>>538501841 (OP)
Thank you breadmaker.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:35 PM
No.538501925
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:35 PM
No.538501926
I blame pickles.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:40 PM
No.538501931
>>538506818
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:43 PM
No.538501935
atleast give us some star pieces so we can 3* her
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:43 PM
No.538501937
>>538503143
>never won
>never scored
Thoughts on Haru Urara?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:44 PM
No.538501938
They are giving everyone 1 free Haru star piece. Holy based, THANK YOU CYGENEROUS!!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:04:59 PM
No.538501961
>>538502297
Urara ate all that grass while having Slow Metabolism killed her
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:08 PM
No.538501963
>>538501914
delete this right now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:09 PM
No.538501967
Digitan LOVE
Urara RIP
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:11 PM
No.538501968
I ate Haru Urara.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:14 PM
No.538501969
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:28 PM
No.538501984
I mean she died of old age
Why are you sad for her
It amazes me the cognitive dissonance of being zentimental and pretending to give a shit about animals while supporting the horse equivalent of the circus industry. But I guess it's easy when you've been mindbroken by gachaslop into being an unthinking, barely sentient hunk of flesh.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:48 PM
No.538502007
This was the weirdest cm lobby I ever played in
https://files.catbox.moe/ro2s9u.mp4
My daiwa wins here but the goldship that came in 2nd had these stats and my 1200 1012 goldship lost to a debuffing matikane lmao this game can be so fucking random
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:05:56 PM
No.538502013
>>538502317
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:06:00 PM
No.538502017
We're getting one(uno) free roll for everyone
Guys she was someone's mother please be respectful.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:06:44 PM
No.538502048
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:06:47 PM
No.538502050
>>538501987
Go to a funeral and say this to the attendees
I'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:00 PM
No.538502065
So is my Wife also dead?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:02 PM
No.538502068
>>538502380
Urara was an old horse. 29 years to be precise.
It's okay that she died. Horses can only get so old.
Be happy she had a good life and won a retire-race just a few weeks ago.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:04 PM
No.538502070
>>538502182
Is this youthful, /uma/? That curved back says a lot. Actual strong and youthful horses have bigger front abdomen and straight back
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:13 PM
No.538502080
>>538501841 (OP)
A truly prestigious horse
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:14 PM
No.538502083
>>538502023
Your mother is a slut
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:27 PM
No.538502095
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:35 PM
No.538502107
>>538501914
I wonder if Meto will outlive Dotou
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:43 PM
No.538502116
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:07:51 PM
No.538502124
why am i crying over a race horse
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:08:05 PM
No.538502136
It's a good thing the honorable japs never lewded our daughter.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:08:05 PM
No.538502137
>>538502021
Urara is pure
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:08:17 PM
No.538502145
>>538502501
soooooooooo
is this the end of Haru bloodline?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:08:20 PM
No.538502147
>>538502023
My cock pumping her vagoo will make her feel good.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:08:52 PM
No.538502182
>>538502070
She was hella old
>>538502001
you need to be 18 to post here.
Repwosting my question
>>538502060
Which horse do you want to die next?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:09:14 PM
No.538502205
>>538501987
Because I am self centered and put my happiness onto others. If I'm sad its someone else's fault
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:09:32 PM
No.538502224
I went to the wrong general.
Also I'm not really mad, but i'm kinda mad
Daily reminder that Air Groove was born from teenage pregnancy and her mother ran a classic year only race with Air Groove being at least 3 ~ 5 years old, meaning Air Grooves mom had a child with 12~14 years old.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:09:38 PM
No.538502231
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:09:42 PM
No.538502236
>>538502269
>>538502193
Gold ship
Escapes the ranch and gets runover by a Honda civic
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:09:56 PM
No.538502248
>>538502193
Almond eye on the race course.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:10:15 PM
No.538502269
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:10:19 PM
No.538502273
>>538502186
Just ignore the bait, he got a bunch of (You)s last thread with it and wants more to fill the void in his sad life.
>fast learner
>long s
>spurt
>lucky right handed
>but not many rainbows
>fail 2% +50 stam in ura finals
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:10:36 PM
No.538502289
no...........
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:10:46 PM
No.538502297
>>538501961
Love Cyjews dark humor
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:10:49 PM
No.538502298
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:09 PM
No.538502317
>>538501914
Holy vibe assassin, this made me feel terrible
>>538502013
Th-this is funny at least...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:17 PM
No.538502329
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:22 PM
No.538502332
>>538502186
>replying
You're givng it what it wants
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:39 PM
No.538502345
>>538502190
1200/900 can win against 1200/1200 by luckshitting
900/1200 will literally never win
Shit... got kicked from the discord for making a horse sashimi joke. Where am I gonna get optimised parent follows from now lol?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:46 PM
No.538502353
I tried fapping to Urara just now but gave up because there's nothing good to fap to
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:11:57 PM
No.538502367
>>538502670
>>538502001
i'm curious if you think olympics are also a circus and would you say that to the face of an olympic athlete
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:12:25 PM
No.538502380
>>538502068
>retire-race
She tarnished her image and had to be put down, or she had a heart attack from that.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:12:30 PM
No.538502386
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:12:50 PM
No.538502412
>>538502548
>>538502347
The db is all you ever need, the groom cord is worthless now, has been since like week 3.
>>538502190
900/1200 will usually finish the race but needs to gamble on other people not proccing their recoveries/getting debuffed (~30%) to win
1200/900 will only sometimes finish the race (both recoveries need to proc so 70%*70% = 49% at 300 wit) but has a good chance of winning if it does.
If you factor in the need for 900sta to avoid being debuffed and rushed etc which is a lobby gamble they are about the same.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:13:12 PM
No.538502425
>>538502275
well at least you've got your cm6 ace done already
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:13:51 PM
No.538502473
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:14:02 PM
No.538502481
>>538502787
>>538502418
Letโs assume thereโs at least 2 debuffers both with subdued/flustered end closers, does anything change?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:14:23 PM
No.538502501
>>538501551
You can, shes just heavy on the inheritance requirements
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:14:27 PM
No.538502505
>wake up
>Haru died
No...
>>538502412
I kinda liked the discord actually. Got a few pretty good CM parents from there. I just need to remember not to tard out and keep my mouth shut lol. it's just so hard to resist making jokes but then you remember how sensitive and whingy the groomer discords are
>go to bed
>wake up
>Urara is gone
Damn
she lived a full life at least
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:15:44 PM
No.538502586
>>538502842
>>538502502
>future of global is skillslop
Grim
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:15:52 PM
No.538502593
>>538502706
desu its literally the same message as the grass wonder one just copy pasted
they could've at least written down some of the horses accomplishments
this just feels static ...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:16:21 PM
No.538502617
>>538502418>>538502190
Stam req, 1200 speed distance S is REQUIRED to be a grade A winner
i'll just leave it at that
Is bringing Haru Ace to cm3 remotely possible? I want to honor my virgin queen
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:16:21 PM
No.538502619
>>538502502
That's cool, I hope they continue the balance such that favorites can win. I think the minute your horse with huge investment has a 0% chance of winning is when the game is going to lose a lot of soul.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:16:45 PM
No.538502647
>>538503697
Oh, ice cream! Ice cream! It's so fine!
An ice cream plushie?! It shall be mine!
The crane goes chomp, chomp! It swings but doesn't crumble!
Have all the coins we fed it made it big with sturdy muscles?
The super strong, invincible, ice cream. Yay!
Don't squeeze your ice cream, don't be a fool,
But plushies can be cuddled 'cause they're soft and so cool!
(Don't lick them though! That's the golden rule!)
Every ice cream's tasty, that's understood,
Strawberry or orange, melon or grape.
Either way, it's all so good, good, good...
"Hehe, now I really want some ice cream! Let's go get some! "
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:17:09 PM
No.538502663
>>538502618
irl Haru was a forever virgin!?
>>538502367
Olympics athletes are mindbroken "broken in", beaten, forcefully pumped full of drugs, made to compete against their will and kept inside small jail cells for the rest of their lives? This is big news. I think you should report this to human rights watch.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:03 PM
No.538502706
>>538502593
>accomplishments
Yeah about that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:27 PM
No.538502725
>>538502548
>acts like a nigger
>gets banned
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:35 PM
No.538502735
>>538502917
>>538502347
I'm guessing the fagcord isn't as receptive to glue factory and bullet to the brain jokes
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:39 PM
No.538502739
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:42 PM
No.538502742
>>538502228
I knew a chick in junior year with a five year old kid that she birthed when she was twelve.
From her step-brother (who was in prison; presumably for aforementioned incident, but I never asked)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:18:49 PM
No.538502751
>>538502872
>Loser and a virgin
I see why you guys sympathize with her so much now.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:19:09 PM
No.538502772
>>538503221
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:19:25 PM
No.538502787
>>538502879
>>538502481
2x subdued and 2x flustered is just barely below the threshold to kill you, but if you tack on all-seeing-eyes you might not finish the race
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:19:28 PM
No.538502792
>>538502953
Doto Nyoooo...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:19:51 PM
No.538502810
>>538502228
Thanks for the reminder, ESL-kun.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:20:01 PM
No.538502819
;-;
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:20:17 PM
No.538502830
>>538502618
Getting Haru out of dirt will always require insane statue luck, any horse with G affinity in the race you want them in has a mountain to climb. It's possible but not by any means easy.
>>538502502
>>538502586
Sometimes I just want to take a backseat, but this endless grinding is too much aint it?
Is Open League in JP still B rank after 4 years?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:20:46 PM
No.538502857
>>538502347
I got banned for asking when the horse from Berserk was getting an umamusume
>>538502751
They'll sympathise with anything so long as an evil jewish corporation markets it enough towards them. Turn the taliban into a bunch of cute anime girls, shill them enough of xitter, and in no less than a day you'll have these retards screaming aloha snackbar.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:12 PM
No.538502879
>>538502787
Interesting, I didnโt tack on all seeing eyes because itโs an inconsistent nightmare
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:14 PM
No.538502881
Mood
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:19 PM
No.538502884
>>538502842
Open Leauge is UE at this point which is effortless
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:20 PM
No.538502887
>>538502618
Possible but would need a lot of investment since shes e in turf. Plus needs a spark for mile. Im also considering bringing her to cm 3 since I think it could be a lot of fun.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:46 PM
No.538502915
She'll be more useful as glue than she was a racehorse.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:48 PM
No.538502917
>>538504657
>>538502735
Glue is basically a banned word in the discord as it is considered insensitive.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:54 PM
No.538502921
>>538503063
>>538502842
idk if you knew this but all cygames' games are grindgrindgrind -> pvp -> repeat
just take it one step at a time or be casual and just do open league
>>538502548
Reminds me of that anon posting about how he saw pic related get posted and got banned after typing *rapes you* on pure /uma/ instinct.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:22:21 PM
No.538502937
>>538502585
>open wiki
>change 1h ago
>oh nonono
>"WAS"
>NONONONONO
Sleep well U-chan
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:22:29 PM
No.538502942
>>538502548
You make it sound like the pity party here are just the discord kiddies that kicked you
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:22:41 PM
No.538502953
>>538503025
>>538502792
tbf doto never raced against urara
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:23:17 PM
No.538502981
Urara is a mudblood
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:23:25 PM
No.538502990
>>538503085
*rapes you*
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:23:30 PM
No.538502993
>>538502347
>trooncord
next ur gonna tell me they ban people for saying the nigger word
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:23:45 PM
No.538503002
>>538502872
THRVKE
But still sorry for your loss /uma/bros
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:24:14 PM
No.538503025
>>538502953
Most umas didn't know each other irl. Hell, Haru had no fucking idea who Rice Shower is because of when Rice died and yet she's always together with her in the game and anime.
Call me a retard then explain your reasoning
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:24:43 PM
No.538503052
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:24:48 PM
No.538503057
>>538503137
>angling
>red ace
>unrestrained
bruh the horse is a rocket ship what is this fucking power creep
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:24:52 PM
No.538503063
>>538502921
no I dont know that. Im so used to B+ and A rank, taking B means skipping skills and just raw stats might be the case for UE as well
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:25:16 PM
No.538503090
>>538503357
>>538502585
Can you really call a lifetime being a loser living when you're an animal endlessly churned out for the purpose of winning.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:25:21 PM
No.538503097
>>538503293
>>538502872
>Turn the taliban into a bunch of cute anime girls
Fund it.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:25:52 PM
No.538503137
>>538503057
Now you understand why the meta is about to become fielding horses that deny all that slop at the front.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:26:03 PM
No.538503143
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:26:08 PM
No.538503145
>>538503228
>>538503042
You're a retard cause I don't like Curren.
every race horse and everything you know will be gone
what will you have after 50 years?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:06 PM
No.538503202
why do globalfags keep killing umas
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:11 PM
No.538503208
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:25 PM
No.538503219
>>538503171
I'll hopefully be dead by then. Might as well enjoy myself with cute anime horse girls in the meantime.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:28 PM
No.538503221
>>538503389
>>538502772
wtf whos the titcow on the left? is this a mod?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:30 PM
No.538503228
>>538503145
Thank you, very helpful
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:32 PM
No.538503231
>>538503068
Why the long face?
Now that everyone has Seiun Sky, what are you pulling for next?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:52 PM
No.538503253
>haru urara is gone
what the fuck, it's not fair.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:00 PM
No.538503264
>>538503171
(You). I'd still have (You).
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:06 PM
No.538503270
>>538503171
If I'm still playing fucking Uma at 70 please put a bullet in my head so I can join the umas.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:11 PM
No.538503273
>>538503085
Consensual sex
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:15 PM
No.538503276
>>538503171
>what will you have after 50 years?
prostate cancer like my dad did, if I make it that far
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:16 PM
No.538503279
>>538503382
>>538502872
Air Jihad uma when
Whatโs red teio good at? just got her while rolling for seiun
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:27 PM
No.538503290
>>538503171
In 50 years, I still won't have a Taurus Cup medal
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:29 PM
No.538503293
>>538503394
>>538503097
Already done, bleeding newfag.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:31 PM
No.538503295
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:28:45 PM
No.538503305
If Urara was a viable horse for CM she would be loved more /here/
>>538503232
>actually minmaxing umas chart
i understand support cards but how cucked do you have to be to not just roll for the ones you like?
>>538502618
It's a hard path
You are STILL forced to run goldship
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:19 PM
No.538503351
Can this get me to Finals or should I keep scrambling for a golshi with around 1000+/1100+, long S and spurt?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:22 PM
No.538503357
>>538503090
If your mindset is
>if I am not the best then there's no point in living
then good luck.
Also, race horses lead a much better life compared to wild horses. Fed, groomed, protected from elements and predators. Not impregnated every year like retired successful mares. I am sure she did not mind her life.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:27 PM
No.538503361
>>538503287
better potentials
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:35 PM
No.538503368
>>538504618
>>538503232
Don't care for Oguri, I'm an all-or-nothing frontchad so its Summer Maru and Bourbon for me, Kitasan and Helios after.
>r-roar I am going to suck you dry
How do you respond to this without sounding scared?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:43 PM
No.538503382
>>538503279
The triple crown shall be ours alhamdulillah
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:49 PM
No.538503389
>>538503221
it's my wife taiki shuttle des
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:29:59 PM
No.538503394
>>538503703
>>538503293
this contributes nothing to to conversation but i waited 5 years for a chance to post it so im posting it now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:30:02 PM
No.538503396
>>538503474
>>538503171
Hopefully a robot wife, but at the rate we're going "they" won't let that happen, and I'm not sure any of us will be left by then anyway.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:30:32 PM
No.538503426
>>538503463
>>538503336
>55 compatibility MAX
lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:30:40 PM
No.538503430
>>538503232
Still saving for her...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:01 PM
No.538503449
>>538504189
>>538503232
How often are uma selectors? I want to use those instead if Im still interested in this game by then
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:17 PM
No.538503463
>>538503426
G1 affinity changes will surely save her....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:16 PM
No.538503464
>>538503631
are you ready to get charmed by this handsome prince next month?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:20 PM
No.538503469
>>538503232
I don't even have good cards lmao I'm not pulling for "meta" umas
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:25 PM
No.538503474
>>538503396
Ah yes, "Them". The molemen
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:30 PM
No.538503480
>>538503539
>>538503171
Don't know if I could live past 80
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:39 PM
No.538503486
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:56 PM
No.538503498
>>538506190
>>538503391
What's the JP hprse race equivalent to this?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:31:59 PM
No.538503502
>>538503691
>>538503336
not at all
use curren chan as the other parent and you have 75 affinity available
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:03 PM
No.538503507
>>538503287
she has two gold recoveries built into her kit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:14 PM
No.538503518
>>538503171
Heart attack, brain tumor, alzheimer, very late hemorrhoids when I'm old
Idk, any of these, my genetics are kinda fucked, I'm definitely not making it far enough
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:29 PM
No.538503539
>>538503480
20- board, granpa
>>538503336
Why does (did) nobody want to breed with urara bros.....?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:48 PM
No.538503559
>>538503334
the only minmaxing im aiming for is xmas oguri and vbourbon, the rest i genuinely like out of the entire cast lol
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:49 PM
No.538503561
>>538503334
First time in the thread? Like 80% here are metaslaves they'll roll for everything some guide says.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:32:49 PM
No.538503562
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I only bothered to play every now and then because I liked her story and she was the only one I thought was cute, and now she's gone?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:33:29 PM
No.538503590
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:33:40 PM
No.538503604
>>538503754
>>538503232
Possibly Christmas Oguri because I liked Cingray and don't have an Oguri yet. Hoping to get a couple dozen Teio stars from the green uma's shop as well. Then It's saving for Nishino Flower. Not even going to touch HAGuzensky.
Though I might throw a ten-roll at Fuji Kiseki because while oversized expiration bumps are normally not my thing, the suit being partially open just in the middle with the tie going down between her Mt. Fujis makes me feel funny.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:33:51 PM
No.538503615
>>538503171
/uma/.. i'd still have /uma/.....
>>538503464
I can't wait. She's the absolute best. I don't know what I'd do if she was one of those umas who aren't going to be released until 2027 or something.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:34:14 PM
No.538503638
>>538503171
Probably going to off myself if everyone i know is gone, i'm simply hanging on to not hurt my family.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:34:18 PM
No.538503641
>>538503585
Honor her memory and get her into some chanmis.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:34:29 PM
No.538503649
>>538503558
>breed horse with famous loser horse
>your baby horse becomes loser horse 2
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:34:36 PM
No.538503658
>>538503585
Smile because it happened, bro
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:34:56 PM
No.538503676
>>538503585
She's literally in the game bro, live and well
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:08 PM
No.538503691
>>538503502
Curren has D on mile because she likes sucking dicks
That's for Mile
Left is for "F2P", right is for luckchads/whales
You can replace Suzuka with Taishin who has 9 compatibility for Long races
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:16 PM
No.538503697
>>538502647
Is her card good yet?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:18 PM
No.538503703
>>538503394
I pretty much only see these images on Christmas/NYE r/a/dio and MOGRA anymore.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:28 PM
No.538503710
>>538503232
>Transcend is meta
really? i was planning on rolling for that nerd ass, glad to hear it.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:47 PM
No.538503718
>>538503946
>>538503631
How the fuck are you meant to train her without popping a massive erection?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:35:58 PM
No.538503724
>>538503841
There are thousands of Haru Urara's bred every year and never see the light of day. Why should I care about a loser horse that's only kept around the academy for nepotism?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:36:03 PM
No.538503732
>>538503171
my mlb kitasan reroll account
Why did everyone roll for Seiun Sky, again?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:36:28 PM
No.538503754
>>538503834
>>538503604
Can the 3* voucher be exchanged for C. Oguri?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:36:46 PM
No.538503771
>>538504056
Do you actually need to win the G1 races for the affinity to go up?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:36:55 PM
No.538503774
>>538502928
based. 4ch brainrot is real
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:37:22 PM
No.538503812
Cygames should give away free carats to celebrate Urara's death
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:37:30 PM
No.538503820
>>538503946
>>538503631
r-right imagine having to wait that long for your uma wife... ha... man that would be horrible...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:37:41 PM
No.538503830
>>538503558
Cause whoever's taking care of her at the time doesn't want to spend big bucks on what will most likely be a loser horse. Stud owners meanwhile wouldn't mind as long as they got paid.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:37:49 PM
No.538503834
>>538503889
>>538503754
The one you get at the start? Of course not, it's the Make Debut pool. Unless you're talking about a future selector, in which case I don't know.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:37:57 PM
No.538503841
>>538503724
>Why should I care about a loser horse that's only kept around the academy for nepotism
You say this about Haru but I never hear you say this about the even worse mob umas.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:38:19 PM
No.538503862
>gold skills contributes 200 points less to score if you dont have to right apptitude
i have a idea for open league
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:38:45 PM
No.538503889
>>538504076
>>538503834
Fuck, then I'll pick normal Oguri. I love my autistic horse wife.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:38:48 PM
No.538503895
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:39:01 PM
No.538503908
>>538503585
She's still doing well in game bwo
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:39:04 PM
No.538503912
>>538504369
Hide your power levels, bros.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:39:53 PM
No.538503946
>>538503718
You aren't.
>>538503820
I'm sorry, anon. Rob Roy's out in December 2026? It could be worse I suppose...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:40:37 PM
No.538503989
>>538504940
can someone post the pic where goldship is asking if haru urara fucked her dad
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:40:41 PM
No.538503993
>>538504072
you will outlive every single uma in the game bros
get used to it
>>538503042
You're a retard, I love her and she's my sprint Ace but her fucking ult never procs
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:04 PM
No.538504018
How can i get an uma up to A rank ? it seems like I don't have enough turns to mske it happen
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:04 PM
No.538504019
>>538504170
Oh, Haru. Who would be a good fit to appear in a tribute, together with Haru? I don't think she has a lot of relationships in-game or in the anime other than Spe-chan, kinda. King Halo?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:31 PM
No.538504037
>>538504249
>>538503742
i think she's chill
also got her in one ticket so didn't lose anything
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:39 PM
No.538504043
How do I explain to King Halo that I fucked her mom without trying to make her think Iโll be her new dad? I want her to win the Arima Kinen tomorrow
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:52 PM
No.538504052
>>538504309
How many carats can I expect to get between now and the anniversary uma banner if I'm only buying the daily carat pack? I want to spark on it twice, but also want to roll on Riko for Aoharu
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:41:57 PM
No.538504056
>>538504383
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:15 PM
No.538504069
>>538504176
Tempted to just blow my 10k carats on Seiun's banner. It's not like I have enough to get to spark when s maru comes around and the next things I want after that are far enough off to get sparks for.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:15 PM
No.538504071
At least we still have Gold Ship
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:17 PM
No.538504072
>>538503993
not if i kill myself right NOW
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:18 PM
No.538504076
>>538510098
>>538503889
Make sure you do it after you get your random 3-star vouchers from the permanent event missions. So that way if you get Oguri by pure chance, you can pick a different one and can't get spooked with a dupe.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:32 PM
No.538504089
>>538503232
>Xoguri, valentine bourbon, and kitasan back to back
m-my wallet....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:42:42 PM
No.538504103
>>538503742
I wanted to roll and I rolled.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:43:04 PM
No.538504134
Tokai Teio is dead
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:43:07 PM
No.538504136
this is unironically the worst horse to train and race holy shit she is so fucking BAD
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:43:41 PM
No.538504170
>>538504228
>>538504019
Rice. They hang out all the time in game and show up together in the anime after Rice's arc is over.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:43:43 PM
No.538504176
>>538504069
Don't do it I blew 9k and now I'm bricked
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:43:55 PM
No.538504189
>>538503449
every anni for like 20 bux
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:44:22 PM
No.538504212
curren isnt a slut
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:44:38 PM
No.538504225
remember that when you scare or frighten never forget times when you felt happy. When day is dark always remember happy day
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:44:39 PM
No.538504226
>>538504164
quit being shit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:44:41 PM
No.538504228
>>538504170
Oh true. I forgot........................................................................................... cause I hate Rice. But yes.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:44:53 PM
No.538504239
>>538504164
>Rolls meta horse
>Still loses
That's quite a shame anon :^)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:45:04 PM
No.538504249
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:45:32 PM
No.538504275
>>538504164
unironic skill issue
you need more speed than normal to compensate for the lower front runner speed multiplier. also don't shy away from buying one or two mid-race velocity skills during the run because as long as she makes it to the final spurt in first it's a guaranteed win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:45:38 PM
No.538504286
>>538504000
>her fucking ult never procs
Yeah... A very promising sign for the next CM
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:45:40 PM
No.538504290
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:46:00 PM
No.538504309
>>538504052
Two sparks, so you'll have to choose between riko and sparking twice
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:46:07 PM
No.538504316
>>538504726
>>538502347
don't bother with ANY official discord of any series
I was around when uma official discord mod banned someone from posting this meme
because IT WAS NOT IN ENGLISH YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULE
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:46:50 PM
No.538504358
>>538501841 (OP)
Good night, sweet prince
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:46:56 PM
No.538504369
>>538503912
I came back to work after a break and everyone just expects me to be very productive but I just want to cry a bit over a horse, just a few tears but still...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:47:09 PM
No.538504383
>>538504056
Well fuck. I think I'll do fewer races until the final year then...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:47:29 PM
No.538504413
okay firefox translate sucks ass
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:48:53 PM
No.538504495
>>538504428
>I am truly not sorry
lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:49:01 PM
No.538504509
I wish I was an Umaโฆ
Itโs said theyโre like elves right? That means they can live forever?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:49:44 PM
No.538504572
>>538504428
>i am truly not sorry
well then.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:50:04 PM
No.538504598
Whoever psyoped people into caring about haru urara is a genius since there are horses who had the same or worse records and were put down
She got to live off easy and the farm was able to stay afloat and a race course was saved
3 birds, 1 stone
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:50:24 PM
No.538504609
>>538507867
>>538504478
Why does this Haru have blue in her hair...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:50:30 PM
No.538504618
>>538503368
im thinking based anon
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:50:52 PM
No.538504648
RIP Haru Urara. Spreading joy, optimism and never allowing her spirit to dwindle for 27 years.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:51:03 PM
No.538504657
>>538504753
>>538502917
She rests and our struggle continues.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:51:38 PM
No.538504684
>>538504428
>she did not defecate
>didn't do shit
Yeah I guess
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:51:53 PM
No.538504707
>>538504000
>detailed description unknown
lol
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:52:05 PM
No.538504719
>>538506087
>>538504478
Back to the goldship mines because I'm not done grinding for the Long spark for Urara
>you can't be serious, you should have one by now
Well I don't, I'm a lucklet even with sparks
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:52:12 PM
No.538504726
>>538502347
>>538504316
I got banned in Taimanin rpgx discord for being anti-semetic calling out devs as jews during the gem debt incident. Mods went hard on my when I refused to apologize.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:52:24 PM
No.538504745
>>538503232
>he wasted a partial (or full) spark instead of waiting for the next pick ticket
ngmi
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.538504753
>>538504657
meant for
>>538504478
Sorry about that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:52:35 PM
No.538504754
>>538508904
>>538504164
nigga how the fuck
Every other run I do she's undefeated because she's that easy, even while using shit spark farming decks
So...I have a question bros, if we're on an accelerated schedule why aren't we getting more currency?
This game is fucking jewish with the gibs.
Thankfully the girls I want are still far away but still it's really not f2p friendly at all, can't win races against whales so even less currency to pull and in the end those niggers are getting everything while the rest of the players are suffering.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:54:49 PM
No.538504880
>>538504428
Damn Urara caretaker was an /uma/ poster
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:55:04 PM
No.538504896
i want to do more than 3 runs a day...
>check haru urara in google
>wikipedia page
>Haru Urara [was] (...)
Why is this hitting harder than it should? I didn't know she was a thing 3 months ago.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:55:26 PM
No.538504917
>>538504850
they're all daed
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:56:03 PM
No.538504960
>>538504913
maybe because you are a faggot
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:56:13 PM
No.538504969
>>538503232
global rates made me temper my expectations
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:56:34 PM
No.538504998
>>538505636
>>538504870
pigu game
pigu franchise
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:56:54 PM
No.538505018
>>538505636
>>538504870
Cygames is scummy. Realistically we should be getting way more carats but they're just doing everything JP did in order as far as we can tell.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:56:57 PM
No.538505020
Daiwa x Vodka arc when. They have some Kino races to adapt. Including one which was iirc a dead heat
Ive read that Haru passed due to gut problems and that there is a good chance they happened because of all the sweet grass that was donated which is hard on the stomach.
please tell me that is not true :(
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:57:31 PM
No.538505049
>>538504428
>I didn't do shit
>I am truly not sorry
kek
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:57:42 PM
No.538505062
>>538503232
My only 100% pull in the next 6 months is Manhattan Cafe, I'll reassess my carat situation once I have her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:57:43 PM
No.538505063
Don't worry. Urara's kids will carry her legacy.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:57:57 PM
No.538505080
>>538505032
It's true. Reddit literally killed her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:58:21 PM
No.538505112
>>538502275
With 3 recoveries you are fine.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:58:54 PM
No.538505151
>>538503585
Win the Arima Kinen with her
>>538505032
I doubt it. She was super old for a horse, age is easily the biggest factor.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:59:12 PM
No.538505167
>>538504428
>i didn't do shit
>im truly not sorry
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:00:11 PM
No.538505224
>>538505620
WHAT THE FUCK URARA DIED
THIS IS ALL GLOBALS FAULT
FIRST GRASS NOW URARA
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:00:29 PM
No.538505245
>>538505032
she was already old enough to die of natural causes so even if it is true, going out eating a ton of the horse equivalent of ice cream isn't the worst fate
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:00:29 PM
No.538505247
fermented grass was likely better than fresh grass. urara's gut microbiome couldnt handle the change in diet
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:00:34 PM
No.538505254
>>538505383
>>538505159
says she died of colic, which is caused by digestive issues. Very easily could be a combination of both factors.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:00:49 PM
No.538505269
>>538505636
>>538504870
>So...I have a question bros, if we're on an accelerated schedule why aren't we getting more currency?
Dunno but they're so Jewish that after spending a couple hundred I'll probably drop the monthly pack soon and maybe just spend only on selector tickets when they arrive, 200 to spark and with the current rates, it just feels so unrewarding to be a dolphin in this game, I got shit luck 4 banners ago so I'm pretty much broke for Seiun even though I'm not even f2p, it's just so not worth it.
Accelerated schedule without compensation is just FOMO city and I truly hate it, God forbid you ever want two umas that aren't 6 months apart. The best way to enjoy this game for me would be to set up a log in bot and forget about it completely between anniversaries.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:01:16 PM
No.538505295
>>538505365
>>538505032
Well, we already knew she couldn't eat too much ryegrass as it's like feeding cake to an eldery person.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:01:47 PM
No.538505326
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:01:48 PM
No.538505327
>>538503585
I'm grateful we got to experience both the horse and the uma at the same time.
Not many old horses had that privilege.
Sometimes I forget this franchise is an Isekai for horses, she just took a while to get there.
I'm going to be really sad when it's time to say goodbye to Doto too.
>>538505032
>>538505295
Do you think they were just stuffing her with rye 24/7? It can be stored.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:02:18 PM
No.538505367
>>538505032
Twitter got her blood on their hands
>>538505159
Wind In Her Hair is still alive at 34, and healthy enough to take care of her kids.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:02:32 PM
No.538505383
>>538505254
I mean it was probably both but I doubt it was just the grass that fucked her stomach, I can't imagine the people taking care of her were overfeeding her or anything.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.538505408
>>538504913
cuz you got SOVL
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:03:17 PM
No.538505449
>>538503232
It's a long wait.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:03:25 PM
No.538505458
>>538505617
>>538505375
>Wind in her hair
Isn't that the horse that won a race while pregnant?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:03:28 PM
No.538505463
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:03:56 PM
No.538505504
>>538505032
Yeah. That japanese article said filipinos broke in into the farm and forcefed her ryegrass.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:04:04 PM
No.538505514
>>538505365
I strongly believe it was being shipped to her just-in-time. Shit is green fresh and refrigerated.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:04:23 PM
No.538505532
>>538505032
>yeah Urara's owners just dumped 500kg of ryegrass infront of Urara to just eat all of it on a whim and definitely didn't ration it/were somehow not aware that doing so is bad in spite of taking care of her this long
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:04:58 PM
No.538505568
>>538504870
If you really consider TT dailies income, yeah JP fucked up. Im just waiting for my CM result if its bad Im dropping the game cause I might have virtually zero chances of winning.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:05:40 PM
No.538505617
>>538505458
Yeah, her kids with Sunday Silence are Deep Impact and Black Tide, so her genes are pretty much in almost every JRA uma by now.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:05:41 PM
No.538505620
>>538505224
Urara ate Grass, and Grass killed her from the inside.
>>538504998
Japanese devs are so out of touch it's insane.
>>538505018
Yeah it doesn't make sense, no QoLs, no currency to compensate for the schedule change and they're still expecting people to pay for a worse product. What's funny is that everything is already there they should have ported some of them into global but no Cygames are a bunch of retards.
I enjoy the game but holy fuck going to 200 pity for a character or a card is brutal.
>>538505269
That's a fair take anon, if you feel scammed better to not invest too much money especially if you're feeling that you might drop the game.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:12 PM
No.538505671
>>538504940
we were this close to greatness
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:14 PM
No.538505673
>>538504870
GolShi Weel filled the gibs quota for the year
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:19 PM
No.538505679
>>538503232
>Skipping digitan
Absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:20 PM
No.538505680
>>538506096
>Shinko Windy's banner is this week but I have to wait until 2027 to actually get her as a trainee
what the fuck
>>538505365
article written 2 months ago talked about at least 2.5 ton of ryegrass being sent to urara
uma global released 3 months ago, more amount cound be donated from that 2 months ago until now
that's just from donation through one website, there could be even more
fanart of urara getting mountain of grass wasn't a joke
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:32 PM
No.538505692
>died of colic
Damn, Global did kill her. It was the ryegrass.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:42 PM
No.538505704
>>538503085
>My own clone
>Now neither of use will be virgins
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:06:59 PM
No.538505723
Umatachi, I am so horny I could rape my toreina
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:07:37 PM
No.538505771
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:08:05 PM
No.538505804
>>538506189
>>538505681
That doesn't mean they were overfeeding her with Ryegrass dumbass.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:08:36 PM
No.538505837
Good job killing Urara, global cunts. Now go post le wholesome post about how you miss her on xitter to farm some impressions, since you clearly care about those more than about a real hors.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:08:58 PM
No.538505862
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:08:59 PM
No.538505863
>>538506189
>>538505681
They were mostly feeding it to the other horses anon
>>538505636
They SAID they're pushing some of the QoL sooner ahead for global like the race schedules and auto races and whatever but considering we're a few months in and haven't seen it at all, I'm not expecting it to happen soon. It's annoying that they're basically JUST speeding up the schedule at this point, nobody wants to play a gacha that goes this fast with this little rewards, it's gonna tire a lot of people out.
why ryegrass though. it is historically not that great for horses to eat anyways.
She did have that one retiree race win
A win's a win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:09:58 PM
No.538505942
>>538505032
These people are professionals, Haru Urara wasn't "I'll eat my bed" tier like Oguri Cap, I also never heard of her going out of her way to exterminate dandelions so chances of her overfeeding are pretty much none.
She was well taken care of but old, not many horses that race over 50 times get to reach 29. Haru Urara was a very sturdy mare considering she went for 113 races.
Seriously she carried her race course on her old back, I hope people appreciate her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:10:35 PM
No.538505987
Good evening Saars
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:10:46 PM
No.538505995
I thought you guys said this was a white (and yellow) man's gacha. Why is every post after a horse's death the brownest post I've ever seen.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:10:49 PM
No.538506000
>>538503171
I will have 50 years of keiba
but Japan still won't have L'arc win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:10:54 PM
No.538506003
>>538507146
>>538505636
Cygames have always been stuck in a cycle of making fun games and features and doing the most retarded gacha practices
Again, they were the ones who got into trouble with the government leading to the spark system and the requirement of gacha rates being revealed
>>538504870
You want the actual answer?
because you have so much foresight you know what exactly you want to/need to roll for
You think people who were excited to get dober knew xmas oguri was about to drop a nuke on the meta 2 weeks later?
you think people who got wedding top cun/air groove knew that a meta parent that is still used to this day, 4 years later would be on the very next banner?
The only reason you can even make the decision of saving carats for specific banners in a specific timeframe is because you know exactly what is coming and when
to be honest uma year 1 is terrible, it gets a lot better from here on out if you choose to stick with it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:11:06 PM
No.538506019
>run dies at arima kinen
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:11:23 PM
No.538506032
>>538505887
My hopes that appeared to me in a dream are that URA gets full auto when Aoharu releases.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:11:53 PM
No.538506062
daiwa scarlet next
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:12:11 PM
No.538506085
>>538505915
Must have been embarrassing for the other grandma umas.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:12:12 PM
No.538506087
>>538504719
pick one girl you have with low aptitudes on A and hope you get it, im thinking on doing an entire parent setup with goldship and halo just so i can get turf and long to make her win, even if i already have a 8*long horse
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:12:15 PM
No.538506090
what skills do I want on daiwa rocket
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:12:23 PM
No.538506096
>>538505680
Prankster gremlin is one of my top priority targets too
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:12:37 PM
No.538506116
>>538506282
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:13:26 PM
No.538506160
>>538506028
That describes CM perfectly
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:13:39 PM
No.538506174
>>538506645
I woke up with the news and felt bad. Now I realize she was actually the lucky one
who runs oka sho? I'm trying to pot 5 daiwa but the beefed up vodka makes it too unreliable to win on her...
>>538505915
That race was against handicapped horses bro
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:13:50 PM
No.538506187
>>538506010
This is a cope. Cygames isn't thinking about this, they're just lazy and not doing what EVERY OTHER ACCELERATED GACHA does/should be doing.
>>538505804
>>538505863
>>538505906
sure all the ryegrass might not be going toward urara but it's like feeding an elderly with beer, even a random horse association was talking about ryegrass risk in random google search
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:13:51 PM
No.538506190
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:13:57 PM
No.538506196
>>538504940
we would have achieved peak horse triple crown undefeated 11 g1s turf if urara would bave a son with deep impact or stay gold
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:14:09 PM
No.538506217
>do one meme turf+mile aptitude urara run
>gets charming on her own before debut
I kneel urara-sama
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:14:17 PM
No.538506224
>>538506028
I hate that her awakening to competition was this late into the career, we can never see her improvements when she actually wants to compete
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:14:31 PM
No.538506236
>>538506406
who is the next sprint horse of global server?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:17 PM
No.538506282
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:18 PM
No.538506284
>>538506493
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:25 PM
No.538506294
>>538506010
Retard
That anon was talking about the lack of accelerated schedule compensation and you're babbling about foresight
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:26 PM
No.538506298
She is my favorite horse... :(
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:30 PM
No.538506303
>>538507867
*sigh*
so its gonna be 2500 of these before i get a single 3* blue?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:37 PM
No.538506314
>>538503585
NY Urara alt.
Mora events where she pops up
Getting Umas that have interactions with her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:15:46 PM
No.538506327
>>538506493
>>538506183
just run vodka then
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:16:43 PM
No.538506406
>>538506236
Hishi Akebono ?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:16:46 PM
No.538506415
>>538506610
>>538506189
>it's like feeding an elderly with beer
but that's alright though?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:17:18 PM
No.538506443
>>538506307
just wait for the tachyon event and you can fix that up, that's pretty damn good
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.538506448
>>538504428
Reminds me of
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:18:01 PM
No.538506493
>>538506327
>>538506284
>grass and vodka
alright. Probably gonna take grass because it's been a while since I ran her and vodka has the same issue as daiwa, but with daiwa herself instead
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:18:20 PM
No.538506516
>>538506189
>it's like feeding an elderly with beer,
Something they can have in moderation? Like what they were doing with Urara?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:18:40 PM
No.538506542
>>538507019
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:18:59 PM
No.538506563
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:19:31 PM
No.538506596
>>538506746
Someone in my club just got exterminated for saying Urara is finally on the table
>>538506415
that might be, but what if you make that the main diet, and said elderly is 90 years old? it's alright after a day, what about bloating after a few more days, and then weeks, and then months
urara will eat what it is handed, after at least 3 months of ryegrass overdonation you bet the diet will become gravely unbalanced
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:19:50 PM
No.538506618
>>538501987
No matter if they die toung or old, if someone you loves dies it will hurt all the same
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:20:02 PM
No.538506630
Urara, I'm sad now. Show me your panties.
>>538506174
The luckiest one
Who the fuck gets glorified as a "loser"
Even before global, she got on the high end due to cygames deciding to adapt Haru Urara into a moeblob anime girl that somehow just works and jap zoomers went to see and donate to that shit before global
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:20:43 PM
No.538506664
>>538506718
>>538505375
Nigga, most races horses die at like 22. Urara and Grass Wonder were exceptionally old horses. Nice Nature was the third oldest race horse to have ever lived at 35
Uma that would leglock you when you're trying to pull out?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:20:57 PM
No.538506681
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:21:00 PM
No.538506683
>>538506610
I'm sure the staff taking care of her are not mindless robots that go "oh, more ryegrass? better feed it to her without thinking about her overall health then"
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:21:33 PM
No.538506718
>>538507786
>>538506664
>Nice Nature was the third oldest race horse
Bronze collector...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:21:55 PM
No.538506746
>>538506596
Rare danchode W
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:22:04 PM
No.538506752
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:22:13 PM
No.538506763
>>538506610
Use your brain anon, they weren't stuffing her with every kilo of ryegrass they got their hands on. They're professionals.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:22:56 PM
No.538506806
>>538514025
>>538506189
>im going to post this random ai-typed looking post for the purpose of literally beating on a dead horse
it is 8 in the fucking am. do you not have loved ones?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:23:10 PM
No.538506818
>>538501931
no wonder she keeps losing
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:23:14 PM
No.538506823
>>538507205
I WANT THE SELECTOR TICKET TO BE PUT ON SALE NOW. I NEED SEIUN SKY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:24:08 PM
No.538506868
>>538506610
Even if they did kill her by feeding her ryegrass to death so what? She was super old and probably going to die soon anyway at least she got likes not tasty treats first.
>>538506645
>Who the fuck gets glorified as a "loser"
Hey
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:24:38 PM
No.538506905
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:15 PM
No.538506938
>>538506981
pressing rainbow multi wits is like crack
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:21 PM
No.538506947
>>538506183
you can also run it with any Uma that doesnt have the whole triple crown scheduled.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:23 PM
No.538506949
Who else is entering urara in this cm to honor her?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:40 PM
No.538506970
>>538506885
4-0 against RATku.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:44 PM
No.538506979
>>538501841 (OP)
MY DAUGHTER
MY FUCKING DAUGHTER IS DEAD
MY DAUGHTER IS FUCKING DEAD
WHY GOD WHY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:45 PM
No.538506981
>>538506938
It really is, there is no way to resist that energy up
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:46 PM
No.538506984
>>538506680
King Halo. Sheโd do her oujou sama laugh and say something about how your children will be first rate like her before leg locking you and saying youโll be a good papa before forcibly getting impregnated
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:26:06 PM
No.538507003
>>538509387
>>538506885
The real loser equivalent is Yamcha
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:26:17 PM
No.538507019
>>538506542
>offered fewer benefits to Korean users compared to their Japanese counterparts
When is global getting our apology
https://forms.gle/6C6KEvvZLWkChhx28
>Uma Wife
Air Groove: 4
Admire Vega: 1
Aston Machan: 1
Agnes Digital: 1
Agnes Tachyon: 2
Biwa Hayahide: 1
Daiwa Scarlet: 1
El Condor Pasa: 2
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 1
Hishi Amazon: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
King Halo: 2
Mayano Top Gun: 2
Manhattan Cafe: 2
Maruzensky: 3
Mejiro Ryan: 1
Mihono Bourbon: 1
Narita Brian: 2
Narita Taishin: 2
Nice Nature: 3
Oguri Cap: 1
Rice Shower: 2
Sakura Bakushin: 2
Satono Diamond: 1
Silence Suzuka: 1
Smart Falcon: 1
Special Week: 1
Stay Gold: 1
Symboli Rudolf: 2
Super Creek: 1
Tokai Teio: 6
Transcend: 1
Vodka: 1
Winning Ticket: 2
>Favorite Song
Ashen Memoir: 1
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 6
Brightest Hearts: 1
Brilliant Phantasia: 1
Empress Game: 1
Gaze On Me: 1
Gochisousama: 3
Go This Way: 1
Instinctive Speed: 2
Legend Changer: 2
Lightless: 1
Menishuki Rush: 3
Ms Victoria: 3
Shape of Wishes: 1
Sunbeam Cheer: 2
Tracen Ondo: 7
Umapyoi: 13
Unlimited Impact: 2
Winning The Soul: 5
>Best Singer
Air Groove: 1
Agnes Tachyon: 4
Cesario: 1
Daiwa Scarlet: 2
Fenomeno: 3
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 10
Happy Meek: 1
King Halo: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
Matikanetannhauser
Mejiro McQueen: 4
Mihono Bourbon: 1
Narita Brian: 2
Narita Taishin: 1
Oguri Cap: 2
Rice Shower: 2
Sakura Bakushin: 4
Silence Suzuka: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tamamao Cross: 1
Tanino Gimlet: 2
Tokai Teio: 6
>Money spent
F2P: 16
Less than $50: 18
$50-100: 8
$100-200: 6
$200-500: 4
$500-1000: 2
$1000-2000: 2
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:26:58 PM
No.538507071
>>538508784
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:27:02 PM
No.538507078
>>538502670
Someone needs to tell this lad about China
>>538507021
There's no fucking way we have 4 Air Groovefags here.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:27:55 PM
No.538507135
i used up more gems than i wanted before i finally snagged seiun sky but then i got her to win URA final on her first run!!! my deck is still pretty trash so this was really surprising. utterly dogshit sparks though.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:28:05 PM
No.538507146
>>538508203
>>538505887
Yeah, I love the girls and I play for their story and seeing them win the race but man... no being able to get them unless I save for month or pay it's frustrating...
>>538506003
Damn I didn't know that.
>>538506010
Sure but that's cope;
I'm playing PGR another gacha, they accelerated the schedule to catch up (we had a year and half margin) they decided to make double or triple patch each update to catch up and the rewards/currency were also doubled or tripled for the duration meaning your dailies and the event gave 2 or 3 times the reward that's how you're supposed to do imo.
We're talking about global it's not the same audience plus it's their fault for not releasing the game sooner and now they expect you to paypig or save and play with the same girls over and over again for months before getting something new. Do you think it's fun? Because I don't, I was enjoying the game until now but I'm starting to feel like they take me for a fool
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:28:07 PM
No.538507151
>>538507082
When you think about it, Air Groove is just Android 18, people want to bang 18
That bejita post above is fucking me up lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:28:53 PM
No.538507205
>>538509189
>>538506823
anon, I...
the paid 'selector' is just a random 3*, you don't get to choose until the 1st anniversary (april next year) event reward which does let you choose a 3*
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:29:22 PM
No.538507243
>>538503585
You only die twice
Physically and when people forget about you
Dont let her die again!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:29:29 PM
No.538507252
>>538507325
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:30:18 PM
No.538507313
>>538506189
OH NO NO NO NO. the well trained goyims will now perform more mental gymnastics just like how they cope in their daily lives.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:30:24 PM
No.538507325
>>538507252
the breeder's cup
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:30:41 PM
No.538507340
>>538507021
>6 Teiofags
Fucking really?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:26 PM
No.538507392
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:27 PM
No.538507394
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:31 PM
No.538507397
>>538505906
I read that it was her favorite. The donations were supposed to be a treat
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:41 PM
No.538507413
>>538507213
She definitely could've gotten the triple crown, none of her genmates are close to her level
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:45 PM
No.538507418
>>538506645
>tries really hard at something
>fails every time
>her spirit is never broken and she continues striving towards the goal even if she never makes it
>"I don't understand how this story could be relatable or inspirational"
connect the dots bwo
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:48 PM
No.538507421
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:55 PM
No.538507430
Oh great. Here comes more twitter posts blogging about how they cried over a horse and they thought they would never do such a thing. Wah wah guys I never knew what this horse was but I started playing this game 2 months ago therefor everyone needs to know how much it means to me that the horse passed away please give upvotes to my onions blog and send me messages about how I'm a good person for caring deeply about the horse never have I felt this much pain I just turned on the Titanic music to soothe my heart she was a real hero she was a true patriot.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:32:45 PM
No.538507483
its crazy man they literally killed grass wonder and urara with food.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:32:47 PM
No.538507487
>>538508042
>>538507021
There is another Guinea Pig in here
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:32:57 PM
No.538507503
>The most EVIL horse deaths in Umamusume
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:33:13 PM
No.538507515
>>538507464
Why are you even on Twitter btw
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:33:25 PM
No.538507526
>>538508940
>>538502618
This is game8 slop and not ace but
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:33:30 PM
No.538507534
>>538507464
Caring for animals is a white trait, you must not be familiar with it.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:33:41 PM
No.538507550
>>538507464
Thank you for your input Mr. I'm not like other girls
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:34:13 PM
No.538507587
Every time I hear Teio, I remember her VAโs other role in Granblue as the scientist kid that loved Tyrannosaurus so much she created a lot of them as tamed pets
And in that one event where she got groomed by a crazy stalker woman that also turned her into a dinosaur to make the brainwashing easier
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:34:43 PM
No.538507627
>>538507464
Yeah, you and I are the only REAL people posting on the internet, right?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:34:53 PM
No.538507638
>>538507750
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:34:57 PM
No.538507642
>>538507464
Caring for animals is a white thing, brown people will never understand
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:35:03 PM
No.538507656
>>538507464
Two months is a pretty long time to grow attachment to a character and the animal theyre based off of.
In fact Haru Urara the Horse was very popular in tandem with the character which is a lot more than some other horses get (King Halo, Bakushin, Agnes Tachyon)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:35:06 PM
No.538507662
>>538506645
Haru was a legend before umamusume. People used to carry Haru Urara race tickets around for good luck in Japan
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:35:14 PM
No.538507671
bwos...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:20 PM
No.538507750
>>538507638
>train umas tirelessly throughout the day
>crash into bed by 9
>9:01 Teio is spam calling you
>>538507464
damn the seethe this post caused just proves it right
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:32 PM
No.538507769
Dober chan lost another friendโฆhope this old girl lives forever
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:35 PM
No.538507776
>>538507021
>no Tamamo Cross
Good, she's mine and I'll fight that anon for Oguri Ca,p
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:46 PM
No.538507786
>>538506718
She went to the great pastures beyond in style.
Long live Nice Natie!
Jokes aside he almost ran 6 arima kinen, that's an iron horse in my eyes.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:48 PM
No.538507789
>>538507464
>you can't care about any animal that is not your own pet that you bonded with for 10 years at least
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:36:52 PM
No.538507793
>>538507871
whos the oldest uma in the game?
as in the uma girl who's irl horse was the oldest.
Haru Deadara, gambarimasu!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:37:36 PM
No.538507841
>>538507763
He's the guy who's upset, though. And on Twitter looking for posts to make himself upset.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:00 PM
No.538507867
>>538504609
>>538506303
Riamu Yumemi from Deresute
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:01 PM
No.538507870
>>538507763
>if people call out on stupidity the stupidity is correct
The logic is fundamentally flawed.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:01 PM
No.538507871
>>538507793
Nice Nature at 35.
Thats why the joke about Nice Nature acting like an old lady.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:05 PM
No.538507879
>>538507082
>of all the young and sexy umas, 4 faggots settled for the haggish granny Air Groove
it's a psyop
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:15 PM
No.538507890
>>538506307
mine rolled groundwork at least. Yeah.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:23 PM
No.538507903
>>538510163
bros...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:35 PM
No.538507918
>>538507464
I would trade the lives of you and your whole family with zero hesitation for one year of life more for Gold Ship
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:37 PM
No.538507920
>>538507808
Total Haru love
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:38:53 PM
No.538507946
>>538501841 (OP)
What the fuck why are my umas dying left and right
the real haru urara was nothing like the game. she distrusts humans.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:39:55 PM
No.538508024
>>538508112
When is western horses gonna be put in this game. That is the reason cygames making a global version of Umamusume, yes?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:40:02 PM
No.538508035
>>538507487
Manhattan Cafe anon was right
Tachyon is reddit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:40:37 PM
No.538508065
I was looking at the timeline to plan my purchases and damn nips got scammed big time lol
>release really good banner with 2 staple cards everyone uses
>IMMEDIATELY follow it with Kitasan 2.0
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:40:44 PM
No.538508071
>>538507464
>I don't care about anything, I'm so cool and aloof
grow up you bitter ass SEAmonkey
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:21 PM
No.538508112
>>538508024
There's western horses in the game already
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:22 PM
No.538508113
>>538507982
She's brown too
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:23 PM
No.538508115
No need to beat a dead horse
>>538507982
The real Haru was like Haru in the game because in real life race horses actually don't like losing. If a horse loses too many races it can develop behavioral problems and have to be retired.
But Haru didn't care about losing. Thats why she was able to run over 100 races which is just absurd for any horse.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:30 PM
No.538508126
I care about gibs tho
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:58 PM
No.538508156
>>538507975
Same reason why the PS1 is a classic console now, Time is a cruel mistress.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:41:59 PM
No.538508158
>>538508042
I'll get them both thoughever and Pokke when she is released to create my JAM
So who gets all that grass now?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:42:36 PM
No.538508192
>>538508118
It's insane that horses are aware that they are in a competition with winners and losers
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:42:40 PM
No.538508201
>>538507021
>$1000-2000: 2
HE LIVES
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:42:40 PM
No.538508202
>>538508042
So more popular than your favorite uma?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:42:41 PM
No.538508203
>>538508243
>>538507146
Stick to your chinkslop.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:09 PM
No.538508237
>>538508339
SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIII
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:13 PM
No.538508243
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:14 PM
No.538508245
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:27 PM
No.538508265
>>538508540
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:41 PM
No.538508283
>>538507982
Wasn't she kidnapped for like a decade. She has a reason to be a little bitch.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:43:55 PM
No.538508302
my heckin' daughterino....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:44:07 PM
No.538508312
>>538508118
To be fair that's because she didn't care about racing to begin with.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:44:15 PM
No.538508318
>>538508118
Any proof real horses able to understand the concept of winning and losing?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:44:30 PM
No.538508331
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:44:37 PM
No.538508339
>>538508237
You have to go back.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:44:37 PM
No.538508340
>>538508197
Horses are one of the smartest animals they can even pass the mirror test.
>>538508118
no you nigger she hated humans cause they put her in a space where she could barely move the majority of her time alive and forced her to train. thats why she turns her back whenever shes done eating. she just hates humans.
also, im pretty sure horses dont have the concept of the finish line so she doesnt know if she won or not.
Haru urara was a horse that hated humans.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:45:14 PM
No.538508389
>>538508197
A creature afraid of its own shadow can be surprisingly smart from time to time.
I remember a race horse that used to lure and trap birds to kill them just because it hated birds.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:45:34 PM
No.538508412
>>538508705
>>538508330
Special Chud's racism
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:45:50 PM
No.538508431
>>538508330
horses are aware they are in a race trying to win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:46:14 PM
No.538508472
>>538508747
>>538508376
>horses dont have the concept of the finish line
They do.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:46:17 PM
No.538508478
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:46:45 PM
No.538508501
>>538508558
>>538501841 (OP)
Are we getting free Carats for this?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:02 PM
No.538508523
>>538508161
Kitasan Black wants to feed more retired horses into obesity so he can race them again
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:21 PM
No.538508540
>>538508265
Sheโs dead tooโฆ
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:22 PM
No.538508541
>>538508742
>>538508330
>>538508376
Its not so much that they understand winning and losing, but the positive reinforcement from winning.
Horses are very emotionally intelligent. They can tell when their owners are proud and when they are disappointed and they can tell when everyone is cheering for them.
Horses that win are lavished with praise while horses that lose can feel that people are disappointed with them.
But people liked seeing Haru lose.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:23 PM
No.538508542
>>538507021
Teio website, Teio general
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:39 PM
No.538508558
>>538508501
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:50 PM
No.538508576
>>538506184
a win's a win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:52 PM
No.538508582
>>538508376
>Horses are only intelligent in the ways I say they are
Retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:47:56 PM
No.538508587
>>538508161
All the young horses across japan
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:48:11 PM
No.538508608
>>538508330
Silver Sonic tantrum.
The one time gold ship behaved is after the takarazuka kinen incident.
Post race depression is a thing apparently.
Also there's a reason Doto friend to all living things can't stand the human named opera o, despite getting along with horse opera o.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:48:31 PM
No.538508629
>>538508983
23517300
Arima Kinen
Haru Urara only
I'm guessing there's going to be one guy with Long/Turf apt after trying to beat her career but whatever.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:48:50 PM
No.538508651
rip Urara, at least you got to live a good life, despite the running so many races
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:48:57 PM
No.538508661
>>538508161
Dober deserves it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:48:59 PM
No.538508664
>>538508118
to be fair she raced in the mega shitter circuits exclusively. Hardly the same amount of stress than playing G3 or above.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:49:14 PM
No.538508673
>>538508862
>>538508330
Gold Ship was very visibly ashamed after the 12 gorillion yen incident
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:49:18 PM
No.538508680
>>538505887
I would say to wait for half anniversary. Talking about the same schedule and beating a dead horse(pun intended) is not going to make anything faster or better. Things will happen when they are ready.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:49:43 PM
No.538508705
>>538508412
That's mostly because of childhood trauma, then grass happened...twice.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:50:15 PM
No.538508742
>>538508541
This, but after a couple races they learn what winning and losing is and they know that they won't get all the praise and treats if they don't win the race.
>>538508472
they dont you retarded nigger, people just assume they do. its very common that children will run further than the finish line cause no one told you where was the finish line. i did this too when i was young.
so what makes you think 3 year old horses have a concept of a finish line when they literally still run even past the line. All they know is they are supposed to run.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:50:52 PM
No.538508775
>>538508813
Haru noโฆ.take Teio insteadโฆplease!!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:50:55 PM
No.538508780
>>538508118
>trust the (((horse))) science experts bro
retard
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:51:01 PM
No.538508784
>>538507071
where is the first part?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:51:20 PM
No.538508813
>>538508980
>>538508775
Teio is already dead bro
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:51:28 PM
No.538508826
>>538508747
>i did this too when i was young.
>I was a retarded little faggot when I was a kid so horses are to
Wasn't there that one horse that won races without ever needing to be whipped? Surely that means they are at least partly invested in the race as well.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:51:31 PM
No.538508830
This argument has been on going since global dropped, goddamn
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:51:42 PM
No.538508839
>>538508747
They do you retarded nigger.
>i did this too when i was young
And so do young horses.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:07 PM
No.538508862
>>538508673
"Heh heh... whoops."
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:08 PM
No.538508863
>>538508747
>i did this too when i was young.
Retard lmao
What is everyone saving for at the moment other than Summer Maru? I have basic Maru and aren't that interested in another version of her. Is there a card or something that's particularly good before Christmas Oguri to aim for?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:24 PM
No.538508881
>>538508747
When the 55kg monkey on their back slouches over and starts petting them instead of being in position and whipping them, mostly. The horses are trained, are you aware of this?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:31 PM
No.538508885
>>538508828
Suzuka didn't need the whip.
People think he just liked to run very very fast.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:32 PM
No.538508890
>>538506184
Yeah! And Haru beat their brains out!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:33 PM
No.538508891
>>538509267
>>538508747
An object in motion has inertia, anon. It takes time for a horse at full gallop to wind down, do you want them to fall and break every fucking bone or something?
>>538501841 (OP)
Why is every horse that becomes meme fodder for the week for the community dying the next week?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:46 PM
No.538508904
>>538504754
>shit spark farming deck
>Look inside
>MLB Kita/Creek/Sweep
Hmm.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:50 PM
No.538508912
>>538508828
The best horses will position themselves to win without any guidance from the jockey. Another anon mentioned Silver Sonic. Thats a good example because that horse still tried to win the race even with no Jockey and flipped out when it lost.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:52:52 PM
No.538508916
>>538508330
Most animals know how to play games as a form of socialization. Horses in particular like Running together, they will very prominently chase each other too. Wild horses also stand on their hind legs and playfight but race horses are a little too deformed for that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:53:07 PM
No.538508940
>>538507526
Was wondering why Race Planner had such a low activation rate and it turns out skills like it and Sleeping Lion has an extra activation requirement.
Why are the in-game skill descriptions so shit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:53:19 PM
No.538508954
>>538508894
please meme goldship some more, I want to see the meltdown
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:53:40 PM
No.538508980
>>538509049
>>538508813
Take her again!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:53:43 PM
No.538508982
>>538504428
>i didn't do shit
>im truly not sorry
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:53:44 PM
No.538508983
>>538508629
Go away Kami, why you gotta be upset people care about a horse and throw other horses in.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:54:07 PM
No.538509010
>>538508880
I have just enough for manhattan cafe + kitasan rerun + oguri christmas
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:54:25 PM
No.538509029
>>538501914
>>538502394
Stop.......please......
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:54:38 PM
No.538509045
>>538509118
EN Umamusume release killed two horses already, damn... curse is too strong
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:54:44 PM
No.538509049
>>538508980
That's not... how it works
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:55:11 PM
No.538509081
>>538509373
>>538508914
Hope Ai chan lives another 20+ years
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:55:12 PM
No.538509083
>>538506028
I fucking hate Umamusume A
>>538508957
Gold Ship is only 16 years old. He retired early to stud. They say he is exceptionally good health and still has the vitality of a young horse too.
The only danger to Gold Ship is that he injures himself with his antics.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:55:18 PM
No.538509094
>>538508957
Goldship has been a Vtuber for years. She's immune.
>>538509045
How many did the JP version kill so far? Surely horses would've just stopped dying and lived forever if they never released it.
Uma musume is a problematic game that glorifies slavery, promotes zoophilia and purposefully hides dark side of horce racing.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:55:45 PM
No.538509125
>died a virgin and a loser
She's just like me.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:02 PM
No.538509151
Damn. Man. Gosh darn it all.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:35 PM
No.538509189
>>538507205
YES I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST ANNI TICKET. I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER FUTURE UNIT IN THAT TICKET, REMOVE THEM OUT OF THE TICKET I WANT SEIUN SKY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:36 PM
No.538509190
>>538509230
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:37 PM
No.538509191
>>538509357
>>538509118
Bro some horses died before the game released, then there's special week.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:37 PM
No.538509193
>>538509524
>>538501987
Not true.
>Her cause of death was revealed to be Horse Colic, a condition that occurs when gas builds up in the intestines due to poor digestion of food and slows down intestinal movement.
Sauce -
https://www.gosugamers.net/entertainment/news/77281-haru-urara-the-beloved-japanese-racehorse-that-inspired-the-umamusume-character-has-died
Colic can happen at any age. I know "tourism" had become a shitpost term but unironically tourists may have killed Urara early by feeding her food she wasn't supposed to have. No proof, just speculation because globalniggers truly are niggers sometimes. It was sad that Cygames had to even put out a guide to tell people how to respect stables, especially when it was so obviously aimed at people visiting Haru.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:44 PM
No.538509201
>>538509120
Problematic? Just solve it 4head
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:56:57 PM
No.538509217
>>538509383
Is Kitasan currently the giga chad of horses?
>>538509118
The anime literally killed Special Week
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:57:07 PM
No.538509229
>>538509120
Anon everyone's favourite horse just died and this is the best bait you could come up with? Please try harder.
>>538509190
almond eye is literally built for fat old men
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:57:37 PM
No.538509267
>>538508891
look at gold ships son run without a jockey he just runs over the fence bro
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:19 PM
No.538509316
>>538509473
>>538509127
She saved herself for (You) in the afterlife, anon. Don't keep her waiting!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:22 PM
No.538509319
>>538509127
>nippo teio gets a godly design but for a fake uma/name in cingray (akitsu teio) and we'll never get them in game now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:29 PM
No.538509326
>>538509230
Iโm a fat old man
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:28 PM
No.538509327
>>538508957
you are a bad person
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:57 PM
No.538509357
>>538509191
>>538509224
Good. Special Week must die.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:58 PM
No.538509358
>>538509127
>passed away without ever feeling the joy of motherhood
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:00 PM
No.538509364
>>538509224
I remember the reaction on /a/ when that happened lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:06 PM
No.538509373
>>538509081
She's in her prime breeding age, barring and accident she should be around for a while.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:11 PM
No.538509380
>>538509120
Horses like racing. They are just doing what they would do in nature anyway (run in a herd).
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:13 PM
No.538509382
Will this guy also have a meltdown when the coming G1 season starts and keiba talk happens?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:15 PM
No.538509383
>>538509217
someone post it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:24 PM
No.538509386
Urara is now a confirmed waifu material as she will always be pure, she stayed a virgin till the end.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:25 PM
No.538509387
>>538507003
Who is extremely beloved by the franchise
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:28 PM
No.538509394
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:41 PM
No.538509408
>>538502001
...yes, just like people pretend they give a shit about actors, they also pretend to give a shit about racehorses. You're so smart for connecting these concepts together and being cynical about it, tลreina-san.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:59:54 PM
No.538509424
>>538509230
>Almond Eye is literally build for (You)
WHOA!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:31 PM
No.538509468
>>538509558
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:37 PM
No.538509473
>>538509316
My virgin daughterwife waiting for me at the pearly gates....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:41 PM
No.538509479
>>538505887
I'm honestly really tired already
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:42 PM
No.538509482
>>538509576
A couple of days ago I was thinking "Haru is very old, in one year she will be 30, most horses die at that age. I hope it's going to be a long while before I hear news of Harus death."
Did I do it anons? Did I doom our girl?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:43 PM
No.538509484
>>538508957
Nothing will happen to GoldShip.
At least until one of his kin wins the Arc, we had one of his kids redeem him at the takarazuka.
It's either that or one of Special week grandkids.
>>538509224
>Global release of Doto is in like a month
Hopefully she can survive
>>538509230
aka literally me
>>538509369
remember things happen in 3s, Goldship will complete the trifecta
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:01:09 PM
No.538509518
>>538501841 (OP)
I can't believe I found out from my fucking yt feed of all things fuuuuck
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:01:12 PM
No.538509524
>>538509193
it make sense though
ryegrass has high non-structural carb (highly fermentable) and sugar content, feeding too much of these to urara, a retired old horse that doesn't move around a lot, is just asking for trouble, and sure enough, colic developed, and being a horse (which cannot regurgitate let alone burp) is death sentence
you can search all this up online, ryegrass and bloat in ruminants, it's even common knowledge and plenty of research papers about it
>but the caretakers are professionals
there will always be mistakes in every profession
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:01:41 PM
No.538509558
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:01:59 PM
No.538509576
>>538509482
>get Haru to 3-stars and unlock her outfit
>also get the FP Haru Guts card to MLB
No bro, it was me...I doomed her
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:02:08 PM
No.538509586
>>538509230
Hey that's me
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:02:14 PM
No.538509593
>>538509369
Gold Ship isn't even old. The horse was born in 2009
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:02:46 PM
No.538509625
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:02:56 PM
No.538509646
>>538509486
For the love of everything good may nothing bad happen to Doto.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:03:00 PM
No.538509650
>>538509852
>save a good art of my horse waifu on twitter to download it later
>artist deleted it
why all the artists are meheras?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:03:01 PM
No.538509652
>>538509230
fat old man checking in
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:03:05 PM
No.538509661
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:03:23 PM
No.538509689
>>538509369
>>538509509
golshi isn't even that old, he's going to outlive (you) when you die of obesity in 5-10 years
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:03:31 PM
No.538509703
>>538509563
>make a haruma kinen
>people brought their CM teams against a bunch of hard working harus
This was bullying
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:04:34 PM
No.538509780
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:04:40 PM
No.538509783
>>538509563
CM don't care about your feefees chud
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:04:49 PM
No.538509801
>>538509991
I WANT NARITA TO RIDE ME UNTIL MY BONES TURN TO DUST
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:05:06 PM
No.538509819
>>538509758
Haru's death was too much for him
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:05:26 PM
No.538509852
>>538509650
>artist puts a DO NOT REPOST watermark on their works
>they have some kind of mental health episode and just DFE so saved images and reuploads against their will are all that remains
Has happened to me more than once, one of them even had a really unique art style that I have yet to see anyone else replicate. Very sad.
>>538509758
he's in a better club now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:05 PM
No.538509903
Almond Milk
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:19 PM
No.538509923
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:20 PM
No.538509925
>>538509843
Very cute. A good contribution
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:32 PM
No.538509937
>>538510084
bro, it's literally a horse you've never seen in your life. Chill the fuck out
Anons... I'm sorry to be a bearer of bad news, but we all also going to die some day.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:53 PM
No.538509958
>>538509843
Love it, drawbro.
RIP Haru Urara
>>538509867
uhhh... yeah
>>538509843
hey, that's really good! thanks for the OC, well done anon!
>>538509801
sex with big bros
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:07:36 PM
No.538510012
>>538509950
I want things I love to die long after my death, not before.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:01 PM
No.538510050
>>538509758
Were losing too many players and 2nd CM hasnt even begun...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:22 PM
No.538510078
>>538509991
cyjews claims another victim...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:23 PM
No.538510079
>>538510346
>>538509950
The diference is that milliions of randoms online wont cry over you and me :_:
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:25 PM
No.538510084
>>538509937
just internet "people" being sensationalists jumping onto new current things
I bet they can't even write down the date of grass wonder's death
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:34 PM
No.538510098
>>538504076
Thanks for the advice, anon
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:34 PM
No.538510101
I care about life and hygiene and I love Haru Urara
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:08:53 PM
No.538510120
>>538510247
>>538508880
I am saving my money for Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross. Oguri Christmas will be my selector ticket purchase. But I will say look out for Mihono Bourbon and Marvelous Sunday SSR's suggestion is for MLB
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30074-marvelous-sunday
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30066-mihono-bourbon
near XOguri. But also Nice Nature SSR Card as well you only need one you do not need to MLB.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30054-nice-nature
this is going to appear right after Summer Meruzensky Banner.
This will help if you are a whale. None of this is hugely meta though like Kitasan but even Mihono Bourbon card is excellent for Frontrunners.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:09:31 PM
No.538510162
Damn, Urara is gone?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:09:33 PM
No.538510163
>>538510204
>>538507903
I hate those pictures so much. The character is alive, stop killing her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:09:38 PM
No.538510171
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:09:45 PM
No.538510182
>3 low rest rolls
>oh no, this type of run huh
>suddenly hot spring ticket
>aw shit
>3 more low rest rolls including one night owl and one migraine instance each
>fuck fuck fuck
>somehow clean swept all G1 senior year races and finished finale with 0 reset
My perseverance was rewarded
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:01 PM
No.538510196
>>538510738
>>538509991
>sex with big bros
Yes.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:09 PM
No.538510204
>>538510163
You will stop using THAT urara in the future so yeah she dead
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:12 PM
No.538510213
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:18 PM
No.538510219
>>538508880
I'm hoooooarding for the kita rerun. No real point getting a meta uma when I can't even break 1000/1000 with the cards i have.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:20 PM
No.538510224
Wtf, so the global release already killed 2 umas?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:23 PM
No.538510227
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:24 PM
No.538510230
>>538509369
Goldship will outlive you.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:35 PM
No.538510238
jwu I Can't believe it bros very sad day
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:41 PM
No.538510247
>>538510378
>>538510120
That Bourbon is a free event card.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:10:57 PM
No.538510268
>>538511238
>>538501841 (OP)
'Cause the highest was cut
But she refused to go down
I could hardly believe it
When she didn't hit the ground
The fatigue started showin'
And the doubt could be heard
But she rode into eternity
Forever the best of the worst
We rise
We will rise
We rise
We will rise
We rise
We are the light that you need
You're the wall, we're the bricks in between
We are the hope that you bleed
If you fall, we're the arms underneath
'Cause the people we love are the people we need
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:11:14 PM
No.538510291
>>538510405
>wake up
>haru urara died
>killed by globalcucks visiting her and feeding her sterile grass
bwos..... why did disrupt her peace she literally died of constipation
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:11:26 PM
No.538510304
NYOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE SAD A BELOVED ANIMAL DIED HUMAN SUPREMACY!!!!!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:11:28 PM
No.538510309
Thereโs no laws against impregnating your umas and forcing them to race. Whatโs the URA going to do? Trample the hopes and dreams of their racers?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:11:39 PM
No.538510316
>>538509369
This fucker sucks life out of every mare he impregnates. He will outlive your obese ass at least.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:11:59 PM
No.538510346
>>538510543
>>538510079
I don't give a shit about a bunch of random onlines crying over my dead ass, the people who I knew and loved me cared, that's enough for me
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:12:24 PM
No.538510378
>>538510247
My bad lol i just looked you are right. I think Mihono and even Marvelous are welfare. But Nice Nature is not. But everyone does suggest to try and MLB Marvelous Sunday and the Mihono Bourbon card if at all possible.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:12:31 PM
No.538510384
>>538510929
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:12:37 PM
No.538510387
>>538508828
Many horses are like that. We just had Flightline recently who didn't need a whip while demolishing international g1 winners and derby winners.
He was so dominant that Baaeed who had the same rating as Equinox(135) wasnt crowned world horse of the year in 2022.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:12:51 PM
No.538510405
>>538510958
>>538510291
Anon, she's like 99 human years a wind blowing would have turned her to dust
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:13:00 PM
No.538510415
>>538510507
>>538509509
This scene made me laugh more than I like to admit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:13:05 PM
No.538510421
>>538510557
>>538507975
>What the fuck why are my umas dying left and right
life expectancy for horses is ten years AT BEST
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:13:21 PM
No.538510438
Heard she was a bitch irl anyway
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:13:22 PM
No.538510439
>>538510568
Urara's going on your permabench just like Grass Wonder did a week after her death.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:13:31 PM
No.538510447
What horse should we kill next?
>>538510459
Which ones are left?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:14:22 PM
No.538510507
>>538510592
>>538510415
Is S1 mandatory for /uma/fags?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:14:25 PM
No.538510510
>>538510459
All my uma wives are dead
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:14:31 PM
No.538510518
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:14:55 PM
No.538510543
>>538510346
>the people who I knew and loved me cared
haha...yeah.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:11 PM
No.538510557
>>538510806
>>538510421
Not true, a healthy horse'll live 30, easily. They can live up to 60 in some cases, though that's rare.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:11 PM
No.538510559
>>538510459
Sarah Jessica Parker
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:16 PM
No.538510568
>>538510439
But I still use Grass Wonder for my daily races every day. Urara is staying in my dirt team trials team with Smart Falcon, Taiki Shuttle will either stay as the third or move to mile when Digitan comes home.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:26 PM
No.538510578
>>538510283
Spe-chan wants to watch golshi's skull get bashed in
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:35 PM
No.538510586
Dying of constipation is how true rockstars do it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:43 PM
No.538510592
>>538510507
All the animated series are
>slept like shit once more, lacking sleep
>urara died
alrighty then
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:16:02 PM
No.538510624
Thank you Team Trials for the free 1500 carats
>>538510584
Shit manga, urara would never pity bait like that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:17:26 PM
No.538510707
>>538510584
Haru is suddenly 100 times hotter
>>538510196
>>538510283
bro type girls are the best, change my mind (not).
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:18:01 PM
No.538510743
>>538511028
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:18:08 PM
No.538510749
>>538510842
>>538501841 (OP)
>born after me
>died before me
There's something off about this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:18:22 PM
No.538510765
>>538510502
of the current racer roster (not including support cards character), only curren, scarlet, goldship are alive
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:18:30 PM
No.538510787
>>538510584
wtf i love urara now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:18:43 PM
No.538510806
>>538510557
>Dober is 31
Thatโs right, sheโs only half way through her life
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:19:00 PM
No.538510823
>>538511034
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:19:21 PM
No.538510842
>>538511901
>>538510749
Now you understand parents who had their raised kids dying on them
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:19:53 PM
No.538510876
>>538510738
bro-type wives*
Why do people bother making videos about banners when every single one of them just says
>this horse good at thing X. if you like her and have carrots then pull
Are they brainrotted by whaling or just shills hoping for a sponsorship?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:20:09 PM
No.538510902
>>538511067
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:20:24 PM
No.538510925
>>538511426
>>538510738
Especially when dressed up.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:20:26 PM
No.538510929
>>538510405
She was healthy 11 days ago, the colic happened very abruptly and they had to call emergency vets. It is not age-related.
Is open B and below or B+ and below?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:21:18 PM
No.538510995
>>538510686
She's wearing a cursed earring that makes her evil
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:21:20 PM
No.538510998
>>538510958
So will we get comemorative glue bottles?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:21:34 PM
No.538511017
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:21:44 PM
No.538511028
>>538510743
Fug, that's a graveyard! Between Golshi and Daisca... Daisca should be the FIRST one to go, right?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:21:49 PM
No.538511034
>>538510823
i jerked off so many times today this doesnt make me hard anymore
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:00 PM
No.538511049
>>538511303
>>538510895
I don't know genius. Maybe because content creators make money off videos. It might be, it JUST might be that my dude, and if you were making money off the same you would try to throw as many content as possible.
>n-no I would be an honorable content creator and make only most worthy videos
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:11 PM
No.538511065
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:14 PM
No.538511070
>>538511238
>>538510608
Its so strange. I had a shit night last night, got up anyway to do something and went back to catch some extra zzz. Woke up an hour later feeling much better and then found Urara had died. This has happened to me more than once, both with random celebrities and close friends.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:22 PM
No.538511076
>>538510980
B and below.
>t. accidentally picked open last time like a retard and had to claw my way to group A with a Fukukitaru that didn't win URA Finale
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:27 PM
No.538511081
>>538511617
>>538510958
>old age cannot POSSIBLY cause issues to crop up sooner and make more complications than they would at an earlier stage in life, that's NOT POSSIBLE
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:22:27 PM
No.538511082
>>538510686
In context, she was wearing a cursed earring from Rice Shower, who got it from Goldship.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:23:02 PM
No.538511123
>>538510895
Because there are still casuals who know shit about the game and need spoonfeeding at that level, so the videos inevitably get views and thus get ad revenue
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:23:08 PM
No.538511130
THIS CHARACTER IS SO CUTE I'M GOING TO KEEP ON LIVING!!!! I'M GOING TO BUILD MY SELF RESPECT!!! I'M GOING TO EXERCISE CONSISTENTLY!!! I'M GOING TO GET MONEY AND MAKE FRIENDS!!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:23:51 PM
No.538511184
I joined 20 cm rooms today and won 0 of them bwos.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:24:00 PM
No.538511195
>>538510895
What else are they gonna say.
>THIS BANNER DONT DO ANYTHING NORMAL LIKE PULLING A SINGLE OR MULTI. JUST LOOK REALLY REALLY HARD INTO THE BANNER SCREEN, THE BANNER MIGHT SHIT OUT THE RATE UP UNIT OUT OF FEAR, I TRIED THIS IT 120% WORKS 50% OF THE TIME
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:24:11 PM
No.538511208
>>538511067
Anon donโt make me Winnibg Ticket
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:24:19 PM
No.538511215
Foreigners ruin everything
>>538511067
>>538510268
>>538510958
It's tragic to hear, but shit like this happens real fucking quick, even to human. Hell, it happened to my grandma. One day she was fine in hospital, my ass being too lazy to visit her. 1-2 days we get a call in the middle of the night, her having died. I still think that whole thing was a huge fuck up on the hospital people, but so it goes.
>>538511070
To be fair I've been sleeping like shit for a while now, but esp bad in the last 2 days.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:24:53 PM
No.538511249
>>538510738
Is there something like this but with fuji kiseki
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:25:23 PM
No.538511290
>>538510895
Remember thst the average person who watches their video is even dumber than they are and will literally base their roll decisions off some grifter and then blame them for it when they end up not using the horse.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:25:28 PM
No.538511303
>>538511406
>>538511049
Ah yes, i forgot that youtube resticts and shadowbans your account if you actually say something bad about banner X
>>538504850
I like the small uma.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:26:18 PM
No.538511356
Cygenerous!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:27:00 PM
No.538511406
>>538511568
>>538511303
You can't be this retarded.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:27:08 PM
No.538511419
>>538511496
>>538511353
Donโt let her hear you calling her small
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:27:14 PM
No.538511426
>>538510925
gap. moe. the manly desire to get a tomboy gf and dress her up in girl stuff.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:27:54 PM
No.538511481
>>538511591
>>538511067
bro not like this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:28:11 PM
No.538511496
>>538511554
>>538511419
Not that one.
>13 out of 15 of the last CM rooms Iโve been in have had winners with sub-1100 stamina
Iโm beginning to nyooootice
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:28:56 PM
No.538511554
>>538511496
Whatโs wrong with Taishin?
>>538511406
>completely missed the point
>r-retard!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:29:23 PM
No.538511591
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:29:36 PM
No.538511607
The face you get when she is about to drop all of her stats for shits and giggles.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:29:50 PM
No.538511617
>>538511727
>>538511081
>>538511238
>>538510958
Colic is super common in horses, partly because they're what are called hindgut fermenters. Unlike cows they don't have a bunch of stomachs to break down the grass they eat, and instead they try to just break it down in their stomach and intestines. To go along with this their intestines tend to double back on themselves a lot, which makes blockages fairly easy to happen.
Age may have played a part, but a horse is also an animal that is designed to actively want to die.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:29:56 PM
No.538511623
>>538511678
>>538511527
End closers don't need 1200 stam
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.538511625
memento mori
even you must die
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:30:00 PM
No.538511628
I guess I'm donating grass to Daiwa now.
Is Seiun a superior tomboy compared to Taishin ?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:30:11 PM
No.538511647
>>538511897
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:30:28 PM
No.538511662
>>538501841 (OP)
>timeline says cm3 starts on 10th
>timeline says summer maru on 16th
Uh oh bros, looks like you'll be doing some last minute grinding for the finals and all this ace prep now is going to be for nothing...
Is we getting free shit for Haru Urara's passing?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:30:44 PM
No.538511678
>>538511854
>>538511623
Some were pace tho
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:30:46 PM
No.538511683
>>538511636
Is Taishin a tomboy?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:31:07 PM
No.538511707
>>538511815
>>538511527
That's why I'm bringing nature
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:31:24 PM
No.538511727
>>538512110
>>538511617
>but a horse is also an animal that is designed to actively want to die
Yeah horses are fucking weird-ass designs in general.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:31:32 PM
No.538511742
>>538511636
>Tomboy is when a girl has short hair
Fuck off.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:31:35 PM
No.538511747
the thing stay gold smelled
>>538511673
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:31:36 PM
No.538511748
>>538511895
>>538511568
You're actually this retarded.
Let's try and use the two braincells in your noggin.
You're a content creator. You make money off ads and views. You got on the UmaMusume bandwagon, and now have a sizeable fanbase from people who like that game. If you make a video, and garner 20k views off that, that's $400 for you.
Let's try connecting the dots.
What statline should I be aiming for with Seiun Sky for CM2? I assume cause she's a frontrunner she needs a bit less stamina?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:32:35 PM
No.538511815
>>538512057
>>538511707
I thought about this too but the retard only hits all seeing eyes on the other backliners who were never going to win anyway
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:32:55 PM
No.538511841
>>538511673
You is getting new batteries for the african ceiling fan bird in your hallway
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:10 PM
No.538511854
>>538511931
>>538511678
What was their wit, and did they have any stam skills?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:22 PM
No.538511868
>>538511749
lots of power to distance yourself from the ones behind you asap
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:41 PM
No.538511895
>>538511748
>he still doesn't get it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:44 PM
No.538511897
>>538511647
Cute art.
>>538511636
I like Vodka.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:45 PM
No.538511901
>>538510842
Good point
Not the first time I've thought about how others have experienced loss that I can't as I don't 'have' those things
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:33:47 PM
No.538511904
>>538511749
Fronts have second worst stamina rate after pace. She'll need speed, power, stamina of course. A&S is a late activation in cm2 so your power sill mostly fuel your acceleration this time.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:34:00 PM
No.538511918
>>538509486
That reminds me that Doto's owner died last week too
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:34:11 PM
No.538511928
Okay retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:34:13 PM
No.538511931
>>538512063
>>538511854
Ranged from 370-480, at least 2 gold recoveries. One outlier had 280 wit kek
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:34:24 PM
No.538511942
>>538512079
>>538511568
>the reddit bride
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:35:40 PM
No.538512026
>>538511954
based contrarian
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:35:51 PM
No.538512038
Urara dying means I don't have to donate dirt shoes anymore.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:36:08 PM
No.538512054
>>538511954
if i liked it before reddit existed, it doesn't count
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:36:09 PM
No.538512057
>>538511815
That's why I'm building her as a hybrid. The few I tested already won room matches before.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:36:15 PM
No.538512063
>>538511931
>Ranged from 370-480, at least 2 gold recoveries
Sounds about right, generally speaking, 1000-1100 is acceptable for even pace chasers as long as they have reasonable recovery options
>One outlier had 280 wit kek
Lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:36:27 PM
No.538512079
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:36:30 PM
No.538512082
>>538512398
>>538511954
It's funny how much people who use that movie as a basis for hot witty they are are always retarded.
>>538511727
>horse love to run, so lets give them legs with skin so taught that any kind of cut could just rip open when they move.
>running animal that can't breath through it's mouth at all, a clogged nose will suffocate a horse
>also if this animal that loves to run runs too hard their muscles will actively eat themselves and they'll die
>lets make them over a thousand pounds and put all that weight on one bone and one ligament
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:37:52 PM
No.538512167
>>538512396
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:38:07 PM
No.538512180
>>538512110
>We have purposely designed them wrong, as a joke.
Why does /uma/ love ntr so much?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:38:29 PM
No.538512212
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:38:46 PM
No.538512227
>>538513937
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:39:05 PM
No.538512247
>>538512319
hmmmm
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:39:55 PM
No.538512294
>>538512202
big forehead means big area to kiss
I canโt believe you can canonically take your dog out for a walk now in JP
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:40:07 PM
No.538512316
>>538512202
Because of her smile
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:40:11 PM
No.538512319
>>538512247
Evil ass groove parent.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:40:56 PM
No.538512367
>>538512568
>>538510895
youtube algo puts your content in low priority if you say objective things, and the watchers heavily prefer the diluted opinions, which reassures them that they are fine.
For example: "I like chocolate ice cream, but its totally fine if you don't."
This is a good sentence for youtube as the damage control part is making sure low IQ people can have breather. It also makes you less of a target for criticism, so its a win win because it remains monetizeable.
However if i said : "I like chocolate ice cream." The hyperbole already kicked off as people will immediately accusing you that you hate strawberry ice cream. This is the still functioning one, but the absolute worst is
"I like chocolate ice cream, and that should be your favorite too." That is a death sentence for engagement, because you spoke in an absolute, and you didn't gave a breather to anyone who likes strawberry.
This is why if there was a video: Don't pull for X horse, she's a waste of carats, its not going to do well.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:41:12 PM
No.538512396
>>538512167
This is a blue board.
>>538512082
>this dude STILL thinks i was talking about quantity instead of quality
>you can't make any $ if you don't glaze every single banner!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:41:26 PM
No.538512408
>>538512297
Is it like pogo or is it a walk in-game
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:42:30 PM
No.538512469
>>538512667
rip haru, you'll always be a winner in my heart
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:42:47 PM
No.538512484
Fuck.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:43:01 PM
No.538512496
>>538512708
I would never have known about Uma Musume if not for the global release. I would have never known about not only the franchise, but the history of horse racing both in Japan and on a global scale. And, given the recent news about Haru Urara's passing - and the recent passing of Grass Wonder - I would have never been given the chance to grieve a story that's come to its end.
Thank you, Cygames. Thank you for giving me the chance to get to know them, for just a little while. And thank you for giving me the chance to be here, to hope they find their rest in peace.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:43:37 PM
No.538512548
>>538512820
>>538512398
You literally have no idea how monetizing your videos and getting money works. This is why you think you're intelligent, have a point, but you're actually fucking retarded.
You're literally the balding fat retard from the movie thinking he's intelligent.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:43:41 PM
No.538512554
okay why is seiun so cracked lmao
>Charming O pre-debut
>native +30 energy event
>Practice Perfect O junior year
i mean im not complaining
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:43:42 PM
No.538512556
>>538512110
>Running so hard your lungs bleed is considered normal
>Sweating is turned up to 11 so they'll straight up dehydrate themselves by just existing in a humid summer
>Massive eyes with 360 panoramic vision - no depth perception, can't spot red at all.
>Used to have 5 toes, hyperspecialized only one so they're constantly putting full load on one nail, despite having the rest as vestigial limbs
Truly a glass cannon build, only specializing in speed.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:43:56 PM
No.538512568
>>538514289
>>538512367
nta, and i don't watch youtube, but how do you know all that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:44:18 PM
No.538512601
>>538508376
horses are smarter than you think and I doubt you even know that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:45:01 PM
No.538512667
>>538512469
Haru was my first ura winner, spent all my clocks to make it happen too back when I just started to play in my first week.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:45:31 PM
No.538512706
Seiun's skill is good for all front runners right? Even Bakushin?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:45:31 PM
No.538512708
>>538512810
>>538512496
If you live in the United States you should find a way to check out the international museum of the horse in Kentucky. Very cool place.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:45:58 PM
No.538512740
>>538512840
>>538512297
why is she like this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:46:28 PM
No.538512776
I NEED HORSE RIBS!!!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:46:48 PM
No.538512808
>>538512708
It also has an uma corner too.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:46:57 PM
No.538512820
>>538512985
>>538512548
>people that say negative things never get views!
>these people could have never ridden a hype train to become viable, and then retain viewers by putting work into content
jesus christ, the cope. i'm sorry that i personally offended you while you were editing the next glaze vid
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:47:20 PM
No.538512840
>>538512740
>horses
>act like dogs
??
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:47:38 PM
No.538512865
>>538512932
ningen game
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:47:41 PM
No.538512869
She's clearing the way to heaven for us, bros.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:47:44 PM
No.538512872
>>538508957
He's 16. He's going to be around for awhile whether you like it or not
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:48:04 PM
No.538512904
>>538512810
Damn does Cygames know how to get everywhere.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:48:25 PM
No.538512932
>>538512865
>ningen women are sluts
the more you know
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:48:28 PM
No.538512937
>>538512982
>Still 50k short of final card in event.
Bros I'm not gonna make it. That's like 5 career runs
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:48:29 PM
No.538512939
witlet chan....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:48:38 PM
No.538512953
>>538512779
>aikatsu
>miku
>uma
>ado
>lovelive
holy
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:01 PM
No.538512973
>>538512810
I actually dont live far from Kentucky. I'll add it to my short list.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:08 PM
No.538512982
>>538513334
>>538512937
just spam some rudolf runs or something
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:09 PM
No.538512985
>>538513194
>>538512820
>>people that say negative things never get views!
>these people could have never ridden a hype train to become viable, and then retain viewers by putting work into content
I literally never said any of this. This is why you're fucking retarded.
Try re-reading my posts you weapons grade autistic donut. If even after all this time you genuinely can't see why anyone with two digits of IQ would make videos when they can, then I'll explain it to you because you might actually be too stupid to even have a job.
which of the prominent OG horses are even still alive? doto?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:19 PM
No.538512995
>>538512398
nta but aren't most of the channels putting up reviews that are "always pull your waifu, but if this isn't your waifu then xyz" where xyz is a review of if the uma is meta as an ace or a parent, if they have long term value and the like?
Everyone accepts the standard waifu tax as a shibboleth, or do you only want strictly brass tacks meta analysis on what percentage of upcoming CMs a horse is A or S tier for?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:20 PM
No.538512997
>>538512810
Kentucky icon El Condor Pasa
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:29 PM
No.538513004
Just pulled Seiun Sky with three pulls
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:49:48 PM
No.538513032
>>538513190
>>538512989
Doto, Dober, Daiwa
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:50:34 PM
No.538513105
why did cygames release global just in time for every horse in the original roster to die
this is unfair bwos...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:50:51 PM
No.538513119
>>538513141
>>538513070
Horses with D names live longer. Itโs scientifically proven.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:51:04 PM
No.538513129
Hello ojii-san here, can I have uma wife?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:51:17 PM
No.538513141
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:51:29 PM
No.538513156
>>538512810
>Haru plushie on display
Too soon...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:51:59 PM
No.538513190
>>538513070 >>538513032
not sure if i'd count dober for my question, but fair enough.
>big tiddy bitches live longer
weird that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:52:02 PM
No.538513194
>>538513870
>>538512985
>i have to put it out right now!
>i have no knowledge of what happens in the future!
>if you have 30k carrots and think it might be good, just get it! idk!
which one are you? just admit it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:52:40 PM
No.538513227
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:53:20 PM
No.538513278
>>538513070
meisho doto is 29 years old now, grass died at 30, urara died at 29
side note, the oldest uma by age is nice nature, which lived to the age of 35
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:53:27 PM
No.538513289
Haru can join Rice now. Rice has been alone for 30 years.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:54:03 PM
No.538513334
>>538512982
>Spam runs
You donโt try help your uma be the best she can be every single time? What about her dreams?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:54:25 PM
No.538513357
>>538512779
>New participation confirmed from "Uma Musume Pretty Derby"!
>Additionally, 4 tracks revealed!
Well alright, why the fuck not
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:54:41 PM
No.538513376
Fuck this series for making me invested in horse racing. fuck this series for making me fall in love with horses in general.
the tears won't fucking stop.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:54:51 PM
No.538513391
Doto will live until his uma releases in a month. Then he will die peacefully in a stablehand's bosom.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:55:02 PM
No.538513402
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:55:29 PM
No.538513434
Mambodonna
>>538511353
They're all small. Even the GIANT Hishi Akebono is only 180cm tall.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:56:28 PM
No.538513520
>>538514546
>>538513443
If only they had used their real life horse heights instead.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:56:40 PM
No.538513532
>>538513730
>>538501914
why is Dober never included in these images... she's also from the OG cast
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:57:03 PM
No.538513567
>>538513694
>>538513443
180cm is taller than 98% of SEAworld
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:57:11 PM
No.538513576
>>538513629
i didnt know there were so many children in this board. crying over a horse that died of constipation seems a bit much.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:57:25 PM
No.538513594
>play at least 4 careers a day
>still barely enough to get to event cap in time
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:57:53 PM
No.538513629
>>538513576
She gave me ciggies when I needed them the most....
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:58:06 PM
No.538513645
>>538513692
>>538513443
i'm as tall as McQueen
Grim...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:58:15 PM
No.538513659
>>538514003
Gee, nice of you to fucking show up Aoi
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:58:42 PM
No.538513692
>>538513645
You probably have a bigger cup size, let's be honest
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:58:43 PM
No.538513694
>>538513567
SEAnigs like smol uma for different reason.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:58:53 PM
No.538513705
>>538513764
average japanese adult woman is 157.8 cm tall
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:59:11 PM
No.538513730
>>538513532
Jealousy that sheโs infinitely prettier than McQueen
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:59:37 PM
No.538513760
>>538514005
>>538513443
>Akebono is a full 8 CM bigger than the next closest uma
>I'm still taller than her
I dunno if I liked finding this out.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:59:38 PM
No.538513761
Haru wouldn't want me to cry...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:59:41 PM
No.538513764
>>538513705
also the height of the tallest SEAnigger
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:59:42 PM
No.538513769
average jeet can't get a woman
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:00:01 PM
No.538513796
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:00:01 PM
No.538513798
>>538512779
>bring VAs from other idol series (or just straight up singers) to cover some of their songs
>they get the uma VAs that are already love live VAs
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:00:45 PM
No.538513857
>>538513742
damn I donโt give a shit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:00:56 PM
No.538513870
>>538514341
>>538513194
If you've been trolling and just trying to get (You)'s, congrats. If you're actually this retarded, please do your parents a favor and rope.
It's not about putting "quality" work you retard. It's not about algorithms and dying out. It's not about people out there might not know if this banner is good to pull!
It's making consistent money and keeping up your content. If you make a video about a banner, you make money, and you retain your fanbase that you might have otherwise lost because you only make "quality" videos every one month that other content creators are also making. There is literally no reason for you not to make a video about a banner and summarize it to get $500 from the ads and viewership. You put a fifth of the work you would put in over a "quality" video that would have taken your 12 hours of research, video editing, and summarizing what you say and make money.
You're likely a retard sponging off parents so you can't understand this. But if you were in the same position paying bills you would 100% make a low effort video about an upcoming banner for easy money and retaining viewerships over "MUH QUALITY VIDEOS" you were complaining about in your original post.
If you don't like it, don't watch it instead of crying here acting like you're better.
Retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:21 PM
No.538513898
>>538514072
Two left remaining for the original characters
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:36 PM
No.538513923
what are these two retards arguing about
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:40 PM
No.538513929
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:45 PM
No.538513934
>>538513443
>Only the giant is taller than me
Feels good
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:49 PM
No.538513937
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:12 PM
No.538513970
I thought that the bakushin lessons on the youtube channel are just memes but they actually teach things
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:32 PM
No.538514000
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:34 PM
No.538514003
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:34 PM
No.538514005
>>538513760
Same. I thought Hishi would be well over 7ft tall, but finding out that she's shorter than me really drove home the fact that this is a game from the land of small people.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:45 PM
No.538514021
>>538514453
>>538513443
Narita Brian is a womanlet, I thought she was taller.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:46 PM
No.538514025
>>538506806
That's a third worlder, anon. It's not 8 AM where he is.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:03:03 PM
No.538514046
Why do Uma tolerate female trainers?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:03:20 PM
No.538514068
>>538513971
if it was a dirt shoe request, based
>>538513898
Isn't Golshi younger than most of the umas here? Was he just such a fucking weirdo that they felt the need to make him an uma ASAP?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:03:30 PM
No.538514085
>>538513971
This is shopped. No way none of that didnโt have an invalid character.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:04:05 PM
No.538514146
>>538513971
why are you like this /Umagger/?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:16 PM
No.538514257
>>538514546
>>538513443
thankfully fanart can ignore the official heights and tall women enjoyers can imagine uma sized umas
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:18 PM
No.538514260
Now that's what I'm fucking talking about
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:33 PM
No.538514281
>>538514325
>No fancy inherited ults
>No magical accel skills
>Just pure honest running.
It was the best I could get
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:39 PM
No.538514289
>>538512568
Its not that hard to figure it out. Everything is paid by ADs, which means your opinions need to be monetizeable and as safe as possible, if you actually want to make money. The more people it reaches out the better. Moistcritical is probably the best example of this as his opinions are like a fart inside a tornado. This is also why there is a hilarious amount of kid, family, safe content on youtube animated by below min wage indians on content farms.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:40 PM
No.538514291
>failed to win arimakinen with urara before she died
its over for me bros
literally ngmi
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:55 PM
No.538514309
>>538513443
Rob Roy can do paizuri while standing
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:03 PM
No.538514321
>>538514529
>>538514072
he won a shitload of races bro
and he has eventful career
and he is a weird funny horse
what do you mean WHY GOLD SHIP
the launch cast is full of horses that won like two G2 in the 80s in their entire career
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:04 PM
No.538514325
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:15 PM
No.538514341
>>538514415
>>538513870
>If you've been trolling and just trying to get (You)'s, congrats
projection
>tldr
he's still pretending that you can't call an uma banner a skip on yt, isn't he?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:21 PM
No.538514350
>>538513971
>THIS IS THE LAST OF MY SHOE REQUESTS!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:44 PM
No.538514379
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:07:11 PM
No.538514415
>>538514341
digitan is not that fat
>>538514021
Tomboy tough girls are often shorties
Yeah, I think I'm just going to quit if I don't win gemini. I lost taurus cup with 75% winrate. I've had the most awful luck on all my pulls. 0-200 with 0 kitasans. 0-200 with 0 super creeks. Threw 100 on seiun just out of desperation to get anything good and I got 1 3* and it was a dupe of a launch character instead of any of the new ones that I skipped hoping to get later. Fuck, I might just quit anyway.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:08:53 PM
No.538514529
>>538514672
>>538514321
It's more that Gold Ship specifically feels like an uma they could've added later on with the other umas of his era instead of the ones who are generally from the 80s and 90s, not that Gold Ship was an inherently bad horse to add.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:09:09 PM
No.538514546
>>538513520
>>538514257
What could have been... Imagine Gentildonna being the height of a real horse.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:09:10 PM
No.538514547
>>538514620
>>538514481
why does it matter whether you win or not
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:09:21 PM
No.538514559
>>538514453
while true, Tomboy working girls are often very tall.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:09:23 PM
No.538514560
>>538513443
Now I understand why some people keep drawing them like this
>>538513443
Reminder that the tallest Tracen uma is smaller than the average AMERICAN uma
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:09:57 PM
No.538514603
Yeah, I think I'm just going to quit if I don't win gemini. I lost taurus cup with 75% winrate. I've had the most awful luck on all my pulls. 0-200 with 0 kitasans. 0-200 with 0 super creeks. Threw 100 on seiun just out of desperation to get anything good and I got 1 3* and it was a dupe of a launch character instead of any of the new ones that I skipped hoping to get later. Fuck, I might just quit anyway
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:04 PM
No.538514615
>>538514481
I'll just get 1 singular win for finals and basically the same rewards as the sweaty ass first place lmaoooooooooooooo
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:10 PM
No.538514620
>>538514547
It's a barometer for how bricked my account is. If I can still win it, it shows my account is still in decent standing in spite of it all.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:22 PM
No.538514646
>>538514072
Golshi is the most recent hors of the cast by the time the project started. So yeah, he retired and Cygames thought "we GOTTA get this guy in"
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:45 PM
No.538514672
>>538514529
ok lets approach this from another direction
they wanted to launch with umas that were notable in the anime
>August 8th
Grass Wonder
>September 9th
Haru Urara
/uma/ is not ready for October 10th.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:55 PM
No.538514684
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:55 PM
No.538514685
Doto ded
>>538514453
Finding out that Sirius isn't 170cm makes her whole pet play thing fucking hilarious. Imagine getting dommed by a woman that short.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:11:46 PM
No.538514757
>>538514585
American racehorses are like super mega gigachads compared to others. Thats why one horse like Sunday Silence goes to Japan and become horse gengis khan.
>>538514481
You are p2w right? Because there is no way you can gather that many carats if you are f2p
Anyway, obviously the game gives you worse luck if you are p2w so you keep throwing money at it.
As for the cups, the final is pure rng. The sooner you embrace that fact the better
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:11:54 PM
No.538514768
Hmmm are they giving gems to commemorate Haru Urara's death?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:12:09 PM
No.538514789
So "Umamusume is a wit game" was a gaslight, right?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:12:36 PM
No.538514826
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:12:57 PM
No.538514853
>>538514795
TT is witgame
PVP is acceleration game
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:13:04 PM
No.538514861
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:13:50 PM
No.538514921
>>538514795
When you are brocked
you are brocked
>>538513443
>Tokai Teio
>150cm
Why the hell do fanartists make her a midget?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:14:34 PM
No.538514976
>>538514795
Uma musume is a wit game
ie donโt be fucking stupid Torena san
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:14:52 PM
No.538514993
>>538514585
brutal mogging, how tall is BONECRUSHER?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:14:52 PM
No.538514994
>>538515150
>>538514760
no, he can but he'd have basically 0 carats
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:15:02 PM
No.538515007
>>538514795
From what I understand it's people from servers further on giving advice that will be true but isn't true at the moment. It WILL be a wit game, but it isn't right now, at least that's what I've gathered.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:15:04 PM
No.538515010
For every carat pack you buy the Grim Reaper leaves Doto alone for another day
The more to buy, the longer he lives
Buy the packs, anons
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:15:20 PM
No.538515031
>>538515306
hi i am new to general
i like super mommy
i like headcanon flat umas as uma otoko
i love uma :)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:15:21 PM
No.538515034
>>538514953
Her voice compels them to
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:16:05 PM
No.538515095
>>538514681
I blame Matikanewatafaka
Is there a way to force Tazuna to activate dates before the first New Year, or it's just pure RNG? I must have Tail Held High.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:16:20 PM
No.538515115
>>538515165
>>538514953
150cm is midget territory
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:16:37 PM
No.538515126
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:16:54 PM
No.538515143
>>538514681
I'm the serial uma killer behind this. I will target your favorite uma next.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:16:57 PM
No.538515150
>>538515392
>>538514994
Last time i rolled was during Curren Chan and i dont even have 30k now. I play the game everyday
>>538503232
only pulling on summer costume banners for umas. everything else for support cards.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:09 PM
No.538515165
>>538515290
>>538515115
As a cunny enjoyer even 144cm is pushing it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:09 PM
No.538515167
>>538515104
RNG
There's that one run where I maxed her even before junior november but she never went for a date
Not until exactly a day AFTER classic new year
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:19 PM
No.538515185
>>538515104
it's RNG. nothing going through the whole junior year with her at green and it not happening.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:26 PM
No.538515204
>>538514760
nta but I bought only 3 monthly packs (6000 carats, used up a 1000 for daily rolls) and starting packs (3000 used on those paied carats only banners) rolled 40 at launch, 200 on kitasan and 70 on creek and right now I have 41k carats
a f2p that was here from day 1 and didn't roll even once should have something like 60-70k
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:32 PM
No.538515216
Bakushin rape
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:17:43 PM
No.538515231
>>538514953
4'9" is basically a midget. Thats like a 12 year olds height.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.538515284
>>538514795
Why would it be? A lot of the shit your umas do depends on their wit from positioning to skill activation.
If you're talking about carrying 5 wit cards to never rest then yes it's a meme. Just take the migraine and move on.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:21 PM
No.538515285
>>538514760
NTA, but I rerolled for kita, 200 pulls. I sparked on SC, 200 pulls. I pulled 60 times on uma banners. And currently i have 50 pulls + 10 of each ticket saved
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:21 PM
No.538515286
The goodest girl
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:22 PM
No.538515290
>>538515165
Rice not being cunny territory is fucking ridiculous.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:25 PM
No.538515297
>>538515151
eeew hag
Delete this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:28 PM
No.538515306
>>538515458
>>538515031
do you like Mambo?
>yes
you can stay
>no
go away
>>538514953
150cm is pretty damn small, anon.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:18:52 PM
No.538515331
Oh come on...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.538515351
>>538514953
>why did they made a midget a midget
cuz 150 is midget size, get over it seafag
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:22 PM
No.538515363
>>538503171
Possibly cancer
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:28 PM
No.538515375
>>538515309
I DONT WANT DAMN SMALL
I WANT TINY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:37 PM
No.538515392
>>538515150
I sparked for kita and I have 40k in the bank rn. A creek spark would have left me with about 70 rolls which isnt that far off from what he said. But I've been playing since release
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:41 PM
No.538515401
>>538515727
>>538515309
N-no, its not. Its just a little below male average
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:20:05 PM
No.538515423
>>538515563
Anything below 190 is small
>>538515151
As hot as this is, I don't want to see my Uma running a race wearing a bikini, looks dumb.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:20:35 PM
No.538515458
>>538515306
mambo :D mambo
umatsuri mambo :DDDD
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:21:24 PM
No.538515529
>>538515643
>>538515448
most of them dont wear bikinis
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:21:46 PM
No.538515558
>>538515448
okay sir gaylord
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:21:50 PM
No.538515563
>>538515423
>183cm
Iโm so kawaiiโฆ
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:21:53 PM
No.538515568
>>538514795
Uma Musume is a dead horse game
If Doto Scarlet Mambo dies, I dont think I could take it much longer.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:22:43 PM
No.538515643
>>538515529
>see-through
Mejiro McSlut
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:23:04 PM
No.538515672
>>538515756
>grass killed haru
But grass died first?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:23:46 PM
No.538515727
>>538515401
A little below male average for who? The pygmy people of the Congo Basin?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:23:54 PM
No.538515739
I don't like gold shit and refuse to use her
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:23:55 PM
No.538515741
Does round 1 start today? Or is it tomorrow.
>>538503232
My wife Biwa comes with a free meta uma
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:24:04 PM
No.538515756
>>538515672
the whole grass thing makes this all the sadder, not to mention her sudden surge in popularity thanks to global
Will they give compensation gems for her dead?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:24:27 PM
No.538515792
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:24:57 PM
No.538515835
>>538516660
post something... anything
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:02 PM
No.538515842
>>538515745
Why does Biwa look like the biggest gigastacey but she is just a weird nerd?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:20 PM
No.538515861
>>538515745
Head too big.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:25 PM
No.538515872
>>538509087
>He retired early
he actually kept running longer than most champion horses
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:27 PM
No.538515873
>>538516003
>>538515791
I remember people baseding over these comments. If you want to troll twitter or reddit it's easy bait.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:30 PM
No.538515885
>>538516117
>>538515820
What the fuck is this it's so cute
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:34 PM
No.538515894
>>538515791
>for her dead
>dead
seanig pls
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:37 PM
No.538515901
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:58 PM
No.538515931
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:26:03 PM
No.538515936
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:26:09 PM
No.538515943
>>538516202
>>538515745
her head is so big.....
Holy shit seiun my fucking BELOVED
>>538515448
As if running on high heels isn't already dumb enough
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:26:52 PM
No.538516003
>>538515873
I had good results here after grass wonder's passing
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:27:03 PM
No.538516017
>>538515950
>speed
>4 whites
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:27:22 PM
No.538516050
>>538515950
>no groundwork spark
Back to the grind!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:27:24 PM
No.538516053
>>538515950
>no URA Finale
Trash
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:27:41 PM
No.538516082
>>538516383
>>538515997
horses basically always run in high heels tho
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:27:44 PM
No.538516087
>>538516202
Biwa's head is almost as big as Tikezoโs tits
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:28:02 PM
No.538516117
>>538516324
>>538515885
do you not know what divegrass is?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:28:11 PM
No.538516130
>>538515820
Why is there a car...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:28:14 PM
No.538516134
>>538515791
fucking kill yourself imagen, even if itโs bait
>>538515448
your opinion on the wedding dresses?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:29:02 PM
No.538516202
>>538516323
>>538515943
>>538516087
Biwas Head is actually proportional too her body since she is huge.
Super Creek has a bigger head on a smaller body.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:29:14 PM
No.538516215
>>538509843
thanks bwo...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:29:29 PM
No.538516237
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:29:29 PM
No.538516238
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:29:36 PM
No.538516247
I can call myself an owner now
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:30:14 PM
No.538516312
>>538516145
Depends on the design, but most of them run in fancy dresses, so it works.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:30:23 PM
No.538516323
>>538516370
>>538516117
No :,( I love this what the fuck
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:07 PM
No.538516370
>>538516323
Oh hey. Bobblehead mode from Killing Floor 2, my beloved.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:08 PM
No.538516375
>>538509369
I would say no but Gold Ship is the kind of troll fucker to die on the spot just to be unpredictable
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:16 PM
No.538516383
>>538516618
>>538516082
yeah but they have human feet
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:20 PM
No.538516387
>>538516547
>>538516265
How many shares for the full horse?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:25 PM
No.538516394
>>538516265
>own a filly
no uohing
5 carats fine
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:43 PM
No.538516425
>>538516265
i thought someone named their horse "myracehorse" for a moment
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:49 PM
No.538516435
>>538515791
Kys seanig
And stop using Tachy for your posts
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:52 PM
No.538516438
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:32:13 PM
No.538516472
>>538516324
There is a thread on this very board
>>538351125
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:32:19 PM
No.538516478
>>538516324
go check out /4ccg/
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:32:22 PM
No.538516482
>>538516145
It would be more cuter if they lift up the front long skirt when they run but I'm disappointed they all use the default animation
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:33:20 PM
No.538516547
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:34:13 PM
No.538516618
>>538516748
>>538516383
they also pack the streanght of a horse into a human body
you are not supposed to think about it too much
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:34:28 PM
No.538516634
>>538516826
>>538509087
It's funny that the biggest injury he got was from when he bit onto a post.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:34:46 PM
No.538516660
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:34:50 PM
No.538516667
>>538516145
The ultimate uma skin. It doesn't get better than that
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:35:43 PM
No.538516742
>>538508894
those two were really old, dober and doto are next.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:35:45 PM
No.538516748
>>538516618
strength* FUCK
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:35:49 PM
No.538516753
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:35:48 PM
No.538516756
Teio!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:35:51 PM
No.538516761
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:36:05 PM
No.538516785
Bros, nips are blaming gaijins for her death. They're saying the inferior gaijin grass killed her.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:36:16 PM
No.538516801
>>538505032
That's as fucked up as imagining Ombudsman dying from the same fate as Aston Machan all from that diet.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:36:33 PM
No.538516826
>>538516634
he was mocking air shakur