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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
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>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

I'm out of punchlines and images to shill my club with

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CARATS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROLL

Roll for Curren-chan.

SPECIAL WEEK IS THE UGLIEST UMAMUSUME IN THE GAME
GOD, SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY I'M PUKING ALL OVER THE FLOOR

Digitan LOVE

Why does nobody talk about her...

>>532376763 (OP)
RIP(pieces) OP

https://jra.jp/gallery/ads/heroes/index.html
How many do you recognize?

Some umas are alright but like more than half of them are emotionally dependent on their trainer
Is that even allowed?

>>532376845
Who?

>>532374170
one of these days I'm going to win races with my King Halo.

DO YOU COPY?

https://ronironi.hatenablog.com/entry/2022/10/10/081639#:~:text=%E4%BD%95%E3%82%84%E3%82%89%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E5%AF%BE%E7%AD%96%E3%81%8C%E8%A1%8C%E3%82%8F%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9F%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8B%E3%81%A7%E3%80%81%E4%B8%8A%E4%BD%8D%E3%82%B5%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AB%E3%81%8C%E5%87%84%E3%81%84%E4%BA%8B%E3%81%AB%E3%81%AA%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%82%8B%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8B%E3%80%82

Ok so I dug DEEEEEPPPP for automation bans and this was all I could find which was just a user guessing there had been a macro ban aka nothing concrete. Is anyone able to find anything else?

>>532376904
It's encouraged

>>532376845
Because that’s an inumusume masquerading as a hors.

>>532376763 (OP)
Cover them up slut

She's honestly a top 3 uma imo and the fact that I can't be her trainer kills me a little bit inside every single day.

Do horses have the mental capacity to operate and handle firearms?

>>532376904
And that's a good thing, After watching RTTT I feel sorry for Uma who doesn't have or can't depend on her Trainer

After jobbing to Narita, she somehow managed to become an ally to block the Emperor final advance. Now that's a win for my Top Cunt!

>>532376073
Class 5 Rank B3, there are very few shit teams at this point.

how do you actually properly manage hitting as many optional G1 races in careers while not falling behind on training

...

>>532360039
Is there any requirements or can newbies join?

Spe-chan ended up in 48th...

is there an option I can toggle to complete team trials faster?

>>532377265
Get lucky with Rainbows. I had a maxed out Kita and she never Rainbowed on Speed for 10 turns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eU1pM4Bzo

>>532376948
You can do it. This is the one I did on a whim the other day.

If I uncap Oguri Cap, will she die?

When you get to class 4/5 what's the minimum you should be trying to hit for every race? 80k points?

AAAAAHHHHHHH
MLB KITA 来たああああああ

>rest, 30 energy
>rest, 30 energy
>rest, 30 energy
>rest, 30 energy
I hate Nice Nature so fucking much

>>532376898
Images won't load beyond the thumbnail, who's the 2002 gray horse in blue? Too late to be Tamamo or Oguri but it looks familiar.

>>532371939
>>532372179
>>532372580
>>532372705
>>532372179
Any of you niggers have anything other than "heres some information I pulled out of my ass" or "just google it retard"

>>532377548
>not showing cards

>you and Nice Nature retire from the racing world
>you take over her parents bar together
>you get to listen to music, sing and drink with your wife every night
>you two have two children (Nature didn't want a third for obvious reasons), one boy one uma
>your son takes out into the big world and your daughter enrolls at Tracen as well
>soon the bar is not just decorated in the trophies Nature earned, but the one of your daughter as well
>your daughter brings her trainer back to the bar one day and tells you the two are engaged
>Nature tugs on your sleeve and whispers in your ear that she knows this scene too well from 20 years ago
bros ... i literally cant anymore i am falling for a fictional character

>>532377265
I run like 3 extra and I time them on turns where I'm already out of energy

>didn't pull Biwa during rate-up
it's over

>>532376904
Trainer-kun, we are paying you to be their support in any form necessary to guarantee that your trainee will reach the most of its potential without an inch squandered.
You also signed a NDA to not discuss openly about these kinds of matters. Please meet me at my office later.

>>532377673
GOOOOD MORNING ANON!

>>532377673
*asks for dirt shoes*

>>532377631
Newcutie...

>>532377673

>mihono bourbon gives you 16gb DDR3 RAM sticks for Valentine's
Is she... you know...

>>532377637
Cards aren't anything special I was trying to see if I could use two Power cards to raise the stam to a level that was acceptable, not really recommended with two, one should be fine.

>>532377617
Kurofune, or Perry Steam as you might know him as since he showed up in the movie.

Can Bakushin work as front in Team Trials? I wanted to put Taiki shuttle as Pace Chaser.

>>532377598
Now if only I wasn't broke.

>>532377767
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

JPgods keep on winning

>>532377814
a gamer? yes

Would umamume be better if the umas had to carry jockeys for the races?

>>532377836
She's better as a Pace but works perfectly fine as a Front, you don't want to double up on positions anyway so yeah you can do that

>>532377265
by having good cards and a bit of luck, i basically run every G1 in my bracket.

>>532374423
And she still pulled off the win. I guess she's not the Queen for nothing.

>>532377307
when you wake up from a 14 year long coma

For people who've bought the daily carat pack, do you do the single daily paid roll or save them for full pulls?

Opera is made for ryona

whos your favorite oo-ma moo sue may?

when is the KINGU legend race dropping?

>>532377694
Looks like he had a great career and was a good stud despite retiring early, will read more, cheers.

>>532377941
Yes, but the jockeys should be tiny (actual) horses that sit on their heads.

>>532376814
Thank fucking god there's an open club. I'm C2 and I've been playing for weeks and every goddamn club is invite only, even random shitter clubs I've trawled that have 2 members are closed off.

Teio Teio Teio

>>532378106
The daily carats do not count as paid carats for the exact reason of not allowing you to do the paid 50 carat roll.

Is my Suzuka good?

>>532377590
She would be extremely hungry

>>532377631
They have banned autobots before because that's how my shoemaking club with no quotas got above D rank in the first place.
>source: Trust in me who trust in you

I was going to buy rolls but then I bought Donkey Kong Bananza instead. I'll just leech the MLB Kitasans.

>>532378114

newfag here, I'm confused, I need her at lvl 40 or 45? I thought "3 copies of kitasan" were pulling her 3 times, but is it getting 3 dupes of her?

200 clovers for one ticket is kind of fucking insane

>>532378106
I'm not 100% on it but I'm fairly certain that the pack gives you regular carats instead of paid ones.

>>532378106
Do. Not. Pull. Singles.

>>532378106
How are you gonna do paid rolls with free gems, retardbro?

>>532378059
And all of your friends are still in middle school…

I want Super Creek to peg me

>>532377829
which KING would win, mine or yours?

Toughness 30 check

>>532378185
>pay for carats
>they dont count as paid
que

>>532378198
looks fine for sprint
too bad about the D prof tho

>>532378114
*rapes you*

>>532378221
wifey

Hello anon my Mayano top gun keeps not winning, how should I build her and postion her

>>532378284
Actually, it's perfectly fine to do singles on umas.
Never do singles on cards though.

>>532378382
>/glue/

>>532378382
Build for sex, position is full nelson

Netflix Umamusume live action trainer-san (Jack Black) be like
>horse jockey

This king jobber told me she hated sand for the 6th time this run already

>>532378409
explain

>>532378231
you needed 4 copies for LB3 to unlock her specialty priority

>>532378319
I already capped the event so I don't care much now, can't be bothered farming sparks

>>532377631
Then bot you attention-whoring faggot

Where are the carats holy fuck, I need to roll but I have nothing.
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>532378295
Oh, I didn't get it yet but I should have read the description closer.

Post umas holding cuties of themselves

if I have 2 racers with Lone Wolf on a team race, do they cancel each other out?

>>532378231
MLB kitasan is 5 copies. Base + 4 dupes.
3LB is 4 copies, which is when she gets her specialty bonus.
Of course, uncapping it means nothing if you don't level it up. But even at 0LB, she's still very, very good, and usually worth just using her and borrowing something else.

>>532378524
Use THAT

So is there some sort of horse-lore reason why Mihono Bourbon is a cyborg?

>>532378582
I already did way more than I should during the kitasan market crash of 2025 and now I have nothing for horses nor kitasan

>>532378618
The horse's IRL nickname was Cyborg

>>532378618
Parents raised her like that, as a joke

>>532378618
I thought it would be funny.

Yeppers!

>>532378618
Horse acted like a precise machine and was nicknamed the cyborg

>>532378618
>Bourbon's dad: I must apologize for Bourbon, she believes she is a cyborg. We have purposely raised her wrong, as a joke.

>>532378367
>umas are so powerful they can overwhelm their trainer at any point and rape them
>also umas when lifting 10kg of laundry

>>532378618
The horse was very autistic about moving its legs and kept perfect timing on every part of the race

>>532378318
Only one way to find out.
32177182

galpals

>>532378382
More stamina training, front position.
Anal, mating press

Why does Major League Baseball get mentioned here like 500 times per thread

>That one uma who always ruins your team when you see them in pvp
who is it for you?

>>532378518
That was my first post of today retard
>"Nooo you need to trust everything you see online blindly even when it puts hundreds of hours (thousands in the future) of your gameplay at risk)

Fuck off

>>532378231
lvl 45 is what you're aiming for

What is an ei ei mun anyway?

>>532378804
They're roommates

>>532378486
>>532378576
I see. I will stop rerolling and play the game then. I've heard that there will be some uncapping item later on, so I will save my carats for when ikuno dictus gets added

>>532378618
According to its rider, the horse would run at a constant pace the entire race (which was still really fucking fast), so it felt less like he was riding an animal, and more like a cyborg/robot.

>>532378618
This looks like a cyborg to you?

>lose team race
>win 10 carats
I am a fucking god

I have done 150 pulls and currently zero kita zero dia
so if I do another 50 pulls right now with my credit card, I should get like atleast 2 kitas right?

The name Silence Suzuka refers to the fact she sprints so quietly since she doesn't have huge breasts that flap around loudly as she runs

>>532378547

>>532378923
damn this guy spittin facts

>>532378803
LET'S GO 15TH

>>532378618
She is actually not a cyborg, just extremely autistic

>>532379029
Imagine a Daiwa front runner...

>>532378803
I think I may have fucked up the settings lmfao.

ummmmm is server dying again?

>Connecting

>>532378991
you will get two diamonds
do not swipe

Does the exact affinity number matter or do I just need to get it to double O (150+)?

>>532378932
Yes.
Why else would she have all those weird metal bits?

it is funny whenever the camera cuts to super creek and her milk trucks just flop from one side to the other

>>532378547

>>532378284
Is avoiding singles a thing because you want to maximize the SR cards? I remember that in FGO it didn't matter if you did singles because the game would roll a common card, then upgrade it to a trash SR if you did the 10 roll, and it didn't increase your chance to get a SSR compared to singles.

what use are clubs other than exchanging shoes?

>>532378481
Rates are the same for the highest tier cards/umas on both singles and multis, but you actually want and will use SR cards so the guarantee on multi rolls is useful, with umas though, unless you're really new and fishing for a 2 star uma in particular or dupes to bring your 2 stars up to 3 stars then the 2 star guarantee on multis doesn't do much for you since your goal is getting a 3 star anyways. Ideally you don't want to roll on umas to begin with unless you can spark her but if you're desperation pulling then it's fine to dump singles on it whereas you shouldn't dump singles on cards even if you're desperation pulling.

I know you're all just sitting here waiting for the daily refresh so

30766378

BAKUSHIN ONLY SPRINTERS STAKES

STARTS IN 10 MINUTES

>>532378991
You either wallet another 250 rolls, reroll, or buy a Kitasan account from a Chinesse sweatshop

>>532379103
you put them on dirt...
55282533 do this one

>>532379068
Alright try that again lmao 55644889

>>532379101
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>532379119
More is better. Double circle is just an indicator, every point is similar in value.
It just increases your chances tough, so doing 10 runs with medium affinity will still do you more good than 1 run with perfect affinity.
In the end all roads lead to 'actually play the game', for spark farming, getting horses or not getting kicked out by danchode.

THIS IS A FUCKASS RUN ON PURPOSE WITH PURE POWER AND WIT BUILDING IN MIND
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU WIN URA

>>532378924
Around the half-anni we will get the item, events will give out fragments and we combine them for crystals that is the generic support card upgrade. Events will usually give enough for 1 upgrade, but sometimes they give a bit more, like 1.5 of an upgrade.
During the half-anni I think we also got a choice SSR ticket too, so I imagine a lot of trainers will just get their Kitasan there.

So is Team Trials just about getting lucky and getting a higher ranked opponent who auto rolled their team?

Use it responsibly. Or not.

>Bakustaminalet
BWOS NOOOOO

>>532379391
WIT GAME

>>532379104
yeah its lagging badly for me too

>>532379280
let's do yours, i'm in

I demand 1500000000000000 carat compesation for the lags

>>532379164
If you care about maxing out a spark on a banner it's fine to do singles, but since you do 1 every day you're still going to have to do 10 pulls for the rest.
Maxing out your SR's should be one of your first priorities, since most MLB Sr cars are way better than SSR's at 1 or 2 copies.

>7/16
GET IN BAKUSHIN ROOM NYOOOOOW

she is so cute, bwos...

>>532378284
retard, daily deals are 50 carrots

We hate Rice Shower here

daily single pulling sounds like addiction habit tho

>>532379513
This other guy gonna mog us with his steroid horse.

>>532379513
nvm I noticed mine room is 5 people

>>532379613
This

Kitasan has very pinchable cheeks

>>532376860
Huh?? Was Nice Nature always this deliciously flat and cute?

>>532379625
Yeah?

>>532375796
trainer issue, al my horses are at least B or B+ with my Oguri at A and i have been winning only having two horses per slot(i have yet to train more).

>>532379236
>Put in my pace chaser bakushin as front runner instead of my front runner bakushin
I'm gonna bakushin myself

>>532379613
Wrong
I love Rice Shower.

>>532379667
nice flatie

don't spend it all in one place

>>532379589
post the code then

>tfw a measly +200 carats over the past 2 days
I can't go on anymore... I need water...

>>532379068
BOXED.COM

Potentially stupid question, but do you think Iron Will would work on a Front Runner?

>>532379236
I'm sending in my Satan Bakushin

>CONNECTING CONNECTING

>pick Suzuka for a cute trad wife or Oguri so I actually have 3 dirt umas for dirt team trials
hmmmmmm
It's a tough choice

>>532379839
swipe sir
just a single swipe sir

>>532379859
What exactly is this Bakushin doing to fluster the front runners?

>>532379838
14/16
30766378

>>532379645
Damn the other guy got me at the last second, but I knew he would from looking at the stats. Nice.

>>532379835
>1/3 of a roll
cyGIVING

>>532378296
dont umas stay in their prime until they die? they are like goku and vegeta

>>532379854
Iron Will wouldn't work on anyone. Next question.

>>532379839
bro your credit card?

If you factor in the Japanese accent, you'll realise it's actually Lice Shower which is disgusting and explains why she's a walking bad luck epicenter

>>532379362
Naruhodou, I’ve been holding off from doing more than 3 runs a day because my horses are all weak and wasting pots without borrowed ones sounds like a bad idea. Should I just spam them anyway?

>>532379972
singing

>>532379693
if you are at rank with 3 slots per race but only have two horses you're much more likely to 'win' the races as you will get matched with people with 3 horses per race with the same amount of total horse score, so your horses will be much stronger.
You will also be getting like 2/3 of the points out of it.

>>532380010
I guess I need to remake my King with more power and a bit less stam

>13 Frontrunners

>>532379972
Bakushin exclusive tech

>one minute too late for the bakushinfest
AIIIEEEEEEE

It was cinema

CYJEWS GIB GIBS FOR THE ATROCIOUS RESPONSIVENESS OF YOUR GAME

This race made me realize I picked a Bakushin without the gold Kitasan skill

MORE

>>532379190
i'm gonna get called a hoyoturd, but there's no sort of SR-guaranteed pity after 10 pulls regardless of how much currency you spend?

>>532379236
>all those front runner debuffs
kek

What's the conversion rate for the dupe item we're getting on the anniversary? How do you get more of them?

>Top 3 bakushins were all witmaxers
uh, bros?

>4th favourite
>start in the 15th fucking gate
>8th
It'll do

>>532380336
only if you do a 10pull im pretty sure

my pace bakushin won because it didn't get hit with front aids

>>532380369
WIT
GEIMU

>>532380102
>Accidentally hit auto team
>Unbuilt or shitter horses now in roster, can't take them out
>Losing way more now
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEE

>>532379910
>3 dirt umas for dirt team trials
bwo your Urara, Taiki and Condor?

>>532379613
Hatey matey career-ending Guts-training Mood-boosting energy-draining Wit-melting Blue Rose-deflowering skillhint-learning 35%-failrate-avoiding pregnancy-chakra-activating friendship-building (McQueen can watch) SSR-chain-stalling procreation Recreation Night Owl-inducing Slacker-causing clockrewinding womb-crushing carrot-stuffing bareback horseback boxed-in impregnation sex with Raisu Showah

Is there really no way to influence WHICH stat gets the spark?

>people actually addicted to rolling
Imagine spending on a cygames game
Don't spend or you're digging a hole. Just enjoy the game with what you have

bwo....no....

>>532380107
You can go pretty low on stam with sprints but for Halo, to clear her URA you gotta pump the stam a bit, 550 should be fine, 500-600 should be fine to clear if you want to save stat points til the end. Or if you want to go lower and just get the gold skills and gamble that you don't get one and ruin the run probably shoot for 450 before the first URA race. The other guy who made the better Halo can chime in if he agrees or disagrees but that seems how I would do it if I tried again.

>MLB Kita in 90 pulls
>Pulling for horses
>Total unluck
I only wanted anime Teio...

>>532380513
No.

>servers shitting the bed again
More carats?

>>532380523
the prophecy is true

I dreamt about a horse girl named Special Udon.

>>532379613
No, we love our imoutowife

I really appreciate the fact that you can save and exit during a career so you can come back to it later.

>>532380070
The quicker you get some base of parents/cards established, the longer you can profit of them. I think the main thing to worry about is burnout rather than efficency, I'd bet there's more players stopping to do dailies altogether because it feels like a chore to them compared to players that run out of tp pots.
Play at your own pace and when you got time.

>nothing to roll until Agnes scenario
Sigh.. Kitasan black rerun is going to be our best banner for the first 2 years..

>>532380538
yeah URA wasn't a problem at all for me especially that I also had Mile spark. I did a bit too much stam trainings in favor of speed though I guess
also her legend race soon so I hope to 3* her

3k Carats gift later today. I saw it on a video from my favorite umatuber.

>>532380304
it was pretty funny seeing how many Professor of Curvature's popped off on that one corner

Anyone else lagging tf out right now

>>532380523
It was meant to be anon...

>>532380442
NTA but
>tfw need Taiki for Sprint and Oguri for Mile
>Only have taco horse and urara for dirt
help please I just want one more Uma who has at least a B in dirt please

Who the fuck does she think she is? Jack Frost?

>humblebragging
Kill yourself or do it reddit.

>does surpside maintanance
>game is way worse off afterwards
did they add chink bitcoin miners into the game or what

>>532380513
Guts 1 be upon thee

>>532380609
>he won't go for mlb nice natty
bricked

I got 4th place

>>532380609
Damn who's that milf next to Orfevre

Just realised I locked in the Bakushin that I did 33 race wins with on accident instead of my normal one

>>532380336
Japs are incredibly Jewish so the soft 10 pity is ONLY on a full 10 pull and won't work if you roll 10 singles

>>532380570
>MLB Kita in 90 pulls
you took mine, I only got pity after 280 pulls

>>532380740
I just got this on my Haru Urara fuck you haha

>>532380336
I haven't played hoyo gacha for years so I don't know what you mean. For cards there's an SR guarantee every 10 pull if you're doing multi rolls, so basically on every multi, and you can spark for whatever SSR is on the banner once you reach 200 pulls on the banner, there's no secial rate up or pity for the banner SSR between your 1st and the 200th roll or even your 1st and 1000th roll, rates stay the same for SSRs.

>>532380523
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

>>532380702
Shes so dumb..

>>532380574
They greatly underestimated just how popular global would be. We'll probably have issues for another month or two as the game continues to get traction.
At least we get some apologems out of it. (I've been using mine to do buy extra moonlight sho and jupiter cup dailies, I need the monies and sp)

>>532380609
Damn, who's that girl with sexy eyes?

>since Creek is running with Tazuna who will be worthless outside of the current shitty scenario, it's a brick roll, avoid
How true is this? Are there better opportunities to pull for Creek?

>>532380523
Lmao, I thought I would be the last, bet I got the podium finish. This game is so luck based.

gutsmaxx

cygenerous...

>>532380609
Damn whos that girl with the horse ears?

>>532380607
I get burnt out when there are no reasonably reachable goals to work towards, getting a single 3* spark doesn’t seem like too bad of a goal (around the same as brick farming, except you can’t get cucked by nips with better ping)

>>532380682
servers struggling

>>532380574

>>532379910
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>532381031

Is coffee good for you?

>>532380424
Put your absolute lowest rating horses on the bottom most rung, put your chads in the top. Still lowers your rating but your top horse will probably always come in first, because you're lowering your rating down to where people are probably having trouble making as good horses.

Do you actually read the story
I just skip everything

>350 rolls
>2 Kitasan (including spark)
>0 Grass Wonder
Nice rate up, grubbas.

>>532381115
This is a VN so naturally.

>>532381115
This ain't genshin, the stories here are well written

>>532381103
Do NOT drink the Daiwa Scarlet BOSS Coffee at 3am

>>532376838
Based

>>532381071
Meant for >>532377158

AHHHHHHHHH I WANT MEJIRO MCQUEEN BUT I HAVE TO KEEP ROLLING FOR KITA.

>>532380609
yeah i'm not pulling shit until milf mejiro

>>532381115
I only read the endings.

>>532381115
Yeah, never even turn on quick mode

>boarding school
>only 5 enrollees are wash board

Do sparks on a veteran uma affect their stats or only the stats of the uma they pass down to?

>>532381119
Well are you finishing the 2nd spark?

>>532381115
I skip it all, concerts, dialogue, cutscenes, main story and most of the race
Im a big numbers dopamine guy

>>532381115
???
do you also throw your hotdogs into the trash after one bite?
do you pour few gallons of gas on the pavement just cause?
do you never wash your ass?
anything else you do half-assedly?

>>532381115
I enjoy the characters so of course. How are you supposed to get invested in them if your only metric is the voice/design and if they win a race or not?

I have not carats, but I must roll for kitasan

>>532381115
Only for characters I like.

>>532381163
Never played Genshin or have seen someone go about it autistically like how people discuss fate lore.

What is bad about it? All i know is that the protag is looking for her/his twin. I know zero world building outside that people can get power using vision.

>>532381350
I enjoy minmaxing
I like to see numbers go up
I don't really care about their stories (most of the time)

>Neicha tempting McQueen into pigging out on desserts so she gets fat and won't be in peak form for races
Why is she so evil

>>532381071
Would be a peak image if not for the tranny flag on the bikini

>>532381103
Marketing works.

Rerolled 54 times for this... Can I rest now?
4 times I got 2x kitasan black but each time every other card was dogshit, at least this time there's a super creek, is this okay?

>>532381367
The fact that they are idol anime girls is literally the least likable part of the game tho.

I ran out of support points.

>>532381502
remember to die before you hit fourty so you can minmax your life too

>>532381329
Only the children.

>>532381115
sovlless

>>532381115
I started skipping after a few careers, especially on horses I don’t give a shit about and only want for stats. Still read everything with the ones I like though

>>532381329
No effect on the veteran, only inheritance.

>>532381115
The first few times i read everything and i enjoy the voices of the girls, and the concerts.

After that i skip everything from that character.

I am enjoying the story parts from the main story and even started watching the anime.

>>532381525
Huh? Have you seen an optometrist recently?
Those stars are clearly five-pointed and white instead of six-pointed and blue.

>>532381570
daily race time

>>532381115
>character collection game
>skipping story
Why

>>532381525
what the actual fuck are you talking about you schizo piece of shit

evens play konkey dong
odds race more horsies

>got hit with slacker just before a mandatory race directly into summer

>>532381501
Its just too wordy and bloated like many chink stories so ends up a slog to get through. The lore can be cool, exploration is fun, and some world quests are good. But character/writing wise its very mediocre.

>>532381728
Go collect your bananas

So how Tracen and the girls even make money if in universe betting on the races is not a thing.

How much do the girls even earn? how fucking expensive are the entrances to the races/concerts?

mambo
omatsuri mambo

I want my wife Smart Falcon to save my dirt team already

The year is 2026.
It's been a week since Make A New Track has released.
The weakest of the anons have already died off from running 40 races per career.
Some have resorted to running URA Finals to do their career run daily.
Normies everywhere crungle up in agony.
All the influencers who have stuck with the game for this long slowly recede.
Only the strong will survive into the future.

>>532381115
Skip then rewatch later

>>532381750
You should be safe from slacker during summer.

>>532378770
even if they are stronger than humans they still obey the laws of physics bwo

>>532381815
yeah umadol stuff probably makes most of the money
and they are also celebrities

>>532381552
Compared to what I have to play because I didn't reroll?

>>532381839
You should but you arent

Nice Reset

>>532381826
mant wasnt bad but then again my favorite horses can run mile/medium so I didn't mind

>>532381826
Is that a new campaign and it has 40 races per run?
Holy fucking shit...

i swear raising super creek is dangerously close to deal with a real woman, constant mood swings over nothing

I'm not spending a cent here. I don't trust Crunchyroll to not shut this down early once more.

>it's a new day!

TURN ON TNN

1500 APOLOGEMS

>>532381514

>>532381826
what does MANT do?
kill half of the umas dead?

>>532381115
Same
I tried to read the story, but repeated events gets really annoying and when I press skip it also skips a chunk of the "story" that pops up right after said event.
After a while I just gave up.

>>532381780
>. But character/writing wise its very mediocre.

Ah really bland, word bloated and pointless Xianxia stories. The girls are really pretty but at the same time the design and personality really forgettable.

I understand now, makes sense why i can't find much even in the wikis. For some franchises you can find interesting stuff in the wikis but for Genshin is really bland and boring.

>>532381914
>1 second behind
Not very nice nature of you.

>>532381837
Need goth Suzuka.

>open YT shorts
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe
>didyouknowinumamu-
>swipe

>>532381970
oh no urara turned into a /vg/ schizo

>>532381826
After constant customer complaints from normies that the accelerated schedule is too hard to to keep up with, Cygames not only slows the game down to normal levels, but deaccelerates to give people time to catch up.
Mant stretches into the future, as we direly await any updates...

>>532380609
this shit is a huge bait jesus, scenario cards are completely useless at 0 uncaps, same as speed Maru, and stamina Laurel is not core by any means

IT'S A NEW DAY

It's a new day!

>>532381837
>>532382067
look how flat they are
jesus christ

>>532381501
word count is comically bloated and every character has extremely shallow writing, it all feels like this unironically

>>532381826
>mfw globalbabs out-autisming jpGODS

>>532382053
>open YT shorts
why would you ever do this

>>532381892
>umadol
? You mean the cuties that you get in the crane game?

Is it worth trying to pass down Maruzenskys unique skill if it means dropping from OO to O affinity?

>>532381750
I got night owl while resting for summer two turns early and it failed to cure in the infirmary. It then proceeded to proc right after the infirmary and three more times during summer.
Then after I cured it and re-rested, Golship refused all training other than Guts.
This happened five minutes ago.

>Connecting...
>Connecting...
>Connecting...
Fire Cygames's entire IT department

>>532382053
>open YT shorts
yep
im officially too old for 4chan

>>532382053
DID YOU KNOW IN UMA MUSUME

Connecting...

What the fuck happened to the servers? Everything is getting stuck on "connecting..."

Holy shit the servers are burning

where am i supposed to get the SP to level all of these cards im just wondering

>>532381552
Bro you can get a mlb or lb3 easy with the amount of rolls they give a fresh account

>>532382151
no no
that is what they are called when they are doing the concert performances
umadols

>>532381839
I got hit with it twice, at least there's a fun animation of a crab you can only see there

>no gibs

>ill just do a quick run
>full 30 seconds between each button press
ah...

>>532382156
Are the sparks actually good? If so, probably not
unique inherits are generally not really that good without a massive number of hints and with O affinity you might not get enough hints for it either

>>532381991
Are you using the option to not skip events you haven't read yet, it generally works

>>532381989
runs took an hour minimum compared to the 30 minutes of URA and Aoharu and it was very, very clicky

I'm going to have sex with boys

>>532381956
Only doom awaits you

>>532382053
There's two shorts creators that do this same content format.
And it's always worthless information like
>DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUME OGURI CAP ORDERED 300 BOXES OF KFC

>>532382290
>>532382151
here is falcon's bio from the official website
"An Umamusume idol, or Umadol for short. She's always focused on looking cute while winning, and aims to be the center at every winning concert. She loves to interact with her fans and participates in any event that may serve as good publicity. Despite being a proficient dirt racer, she has a slight complex about being associated with the unsightly substance."

>>532382275
Satans Diamons.

>>532382131
>We should
>We should be it's option B
fucking kek. I hate it when the options don't matter at all.

[cash register sound]

>>532382005
yeah chink gacha has a problem with pretty consistently dogshit writing, especially hoyo and hoyo-inspired stuff

>>532382053
I need to get on the grift train and pump out useless Uma slop.

>>532382131
I briefly considered picking it back up after the recent story trailers dropped, thanks for reminding me why I quit

>>532382275
Satono's Diamonds

APOLOGEMS
NOW

>>532381826
>actual incentives for running more than 2 races in a row
I don't see how it differs from what I'm doing right now

>>532382312
It also completely upends card balance as Race Bonus becomes the only stat that really matters.

Which hors produces the best milk

EI EI MUN

1 BILLION APOLOGEMS

Are any of Oguri’s or Suzuka’s skills good/worth passing on?

>>532381826
baldy is going to be really into it I'm calling it

>>532382131

oh game is unplayable? have 30 carrots gaijin ;)

>>532377209
>>532378382
>>532378819
I was experimenting with late because I never trained enough Stamina throughout her career for Front and Pace. This is a huge gamble because this is my first Hot Spring Ticket and I have never won her career.

960 speed
405 Stamina
688 Power
299 Guts
457 Wit

>connecting...
reeeee

>>532382131
To be fair chinks and gooks are really into Trails series so much they have their own exclusive release ahead of international each time so i think japs play some part into their shit writing.

>>532382624
the last one from Oguri looks really good, but i am not a JP vet so don't take my word. Also good luck grinding for it.

>>532382624
Oguri's skill is worth passing down.

You told me Cygames was Cygenerous! You didn't tell me Cygames was the exact same ol' Cygames who jews out people with shit rates, overcrowded banners and ultra-expensive gacha rolls!

This shit is unplayable...

is this vodka still good even with no white sparks?

so do I just not play today
clicking something takes like 5-15 seconds to respond sometimes. literally like 2 hours a career.

Do I do this?

>>532382753
>Trails series
i wanted to kill myself when i tried to play Trail, the pacing was so slow and the plot so boring.
And the fucking english voices.... it feel specially designed to torture people.

>>532382692
I wish the olympics had a category where women ran while wearing idoru uniforms

>got kicked
nyoooooooo

so how do you set up your parents/deck?

are you meant to set things up so you have a parent with 9* into one stat and then fill your deck with cards in the other stats to round things off?

>servers

Why is the game so fucking laggy dammit

>>532381826
I still maintain that the normie audience will love MANT and we will see a bunch of streamer who have/will inevitably drop the game come back because of it. It's hated by gacha players who want to engage with the game as little and as brainlessly as possible. Normies who heard "raising sim roguelike" will absolutely devour it.

>wake up
>they still haven't fixed team race yet

>>532383029
Delusional

>Connecting...
This game is TOO popular.
CYGAMESU, TASKUETE
UPGRADE THE SERVERS

Better start revving up those prayers to Shiraoki-sama

>does maintanance
>game is worse than before
why does it happen so often

laggy ass servers

Is Corner Connoisseur worth it or should I stop at Gourmand?

>server maintanence
>performance feels as shit as it did back when the player count initially surged like a week from launch again

hopefully the servers go down so we get more gems

>>532383029
>raising sim roguelike
False advertisement

>>532382973
Depends on distance.
For sprint it's common to do 0Stamina Cards and go 18stam inheritance.
For medium it's common to do 0stamina cards and 2power with 18stam inheritance so you can raise your stma by training power.

Basically the entire game is trying to avoid picking Stam cards right now because everybody is allergic to guts.

What is the method to farm monies? I heard of the Urara method supposedly running every single race and not training a single time.

How does that work? is it a reward for running that many races in a single career or you get monies even when placing 16th?

Works on my Umachine

>>532383085
>"JP" anons who don't even speak Japanese talking about their experiences in the JP server
Your opinion doesn't matter.
>>532211360
>>532211360
>>532211360
Go back to your containment zone

>>532383147
NATIE??!!!

>>532383029
yeah it seems like the biggest issue people take with mant (and the game in general, really) is that it filters gacha brains who just want to chase the next dopamine hit. In my case I'm kind of torn because I really like the gameplay but I'm also a storyfag and it seems like the ideal strategy is basically torturing your uma

>>532381826
Here's the question, how far apart was the run planner added from MANT?
They mentioned we'd get it sooner but now how soon

>>532383029
>spamming the exact same 32-40 race rotation depending on distance aptitudes every single time and hoping the shop RNG and 8 turns of summer training line up properly otherwise the entire run goes straight into the trash
>not brainless

>>532382973
When spark hunting, parent and deck are set to maximize stats gain for the stats you want
When ace making, parent is for inheriting good original skill (and stats) and deck for good skill combination.

>>532383208
Nevermind, it's also laggy in my umachine, it's over.

How are irl horses so swole when they barely eat any protein? Is there a psyop Big Meat is conducting?

>>532380342
>>532380342
>>532380342
Please answer

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE STOP PLAYING THE GAME YOU FUCKING NORMIIIIEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!
THE SERVER COULDN'T KEEP UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>532383208

>>532378382
I just balance Speed and Stam until the long races are over and then build Speed pretty much exclusively.

I got softlocked in team race bros..

>>532381826
>Some have resorted to running URA Finals to do their career run daily.
So when a new campaign drops the URA finally will still be there?

>My awful rolls bricked my account so hard it also bricked the servers
Kitasan next roll for sure

>>532383197
Every race you enter has some rewards, even when you lose.
Urara has the latest first goal, so you can enter a many races as possible per run.

>>532383065
Works on my machine

is pace or late surger better for sprint races?

>>532383165
for all intents and purposes the game is a roguelite (at least in terms of the career mode) since it centers around permadeath and randomized runs with some meta-progression elements

I wonder what's being posted on Umachan right now

>>532381115
I read everything

kingu is rapebait

How do I Nice Nature? She keeps jobbing mid career.

This is what's happening in their server room right now.

>>532383356
They give enough on half anni to get a dupe, plus selectors etc
It takes 20 to dupe an SSR and you get 6-10 per event, and global has sped up events
They also give SR dupe mats but I don't remember how much, usually more
Now post another cute pic

>>532383196
oh damn even though i borrow 9* stam parents I also use 2 stam cards for most of the characters except bakushin

so is 3 spd, 2 pwr and 1 wit a decent deck?

>>532383356
You get 1 item directly.
After that it’s 20 shards to craft each one after that. You get like 2-4 shards a month until the anniversary and then it’s about ~4 a month.

>>532383442
I entered team race right after maintenance was done and it's forever frozen there both in PC and Mobile

Someone help me out building Oguri for pvp please. What's the best stat spread for a medium oguri and what cards/parent spark should I use. Thanks!

LIVE SERVERS LIVER

>>532383441
So i just torture the little pink midget placing 16th every single day for 3 years?

>>532381115
I read my first couple times through with a new uma then I hit the skip all button (with it set to stop skipping with new things in case I get new scenes or random card events)

the stadium population at rank 5 went from 450k people to only 200k during MANT btw, but keep acting like a contrarian until the time comes, you'll most likely wouldn't be playing anymore anyway

>>532383504
You must evilly nurture her... to change her nice nature...

Excuse me what

>>532383361
The server was fine during kitasan day1, this isn't quantity problem.

You can't just add Uma to words and make them horse related.

>>532383635
yay~ goo goo ga ga!

>>532383662
Kiss my Umass

Can we get James Gunn to work on the uma live action movie that Netflix will no doubt release since uma broke out of containment

I will whale harder on pic related banner than ever thought possible

I need them both so badly

i'm a newfag, is the horse bimbo who looks like she's from texas any good? i might use my free ticket on her.

>>532383646
the server was like this not too long ago, not sure what they did to fuck it up again

>>532383583
>medium Oguri
Why? she is a mile racer. Where is your El Condor Pasa? anon if you don't have horses do at least a single roll for horses.

omw to Cygames to ask them to upgrade the servers, bros

>>532383635

>>532383442
nigga couldn't be assed to play mayano's career twice lol D rank has to be quitting after the third race or something

>>532383758
how long?

>>532383759
All horses are good with the correct training.

>>532383759
She's one of the only Dirt runners we have right now, has a god tier unique skill inherit, and is also great on her own
Plus she's a fun character, definitely grab her

Is team trials bugged or something?
I just won all my races but my points haven't gone up at all.

how about more room match?

>>532383662
Nonsense, now get in the S*GA Umalator for your daily Satano Corp mandated cultural enrichment.

>>532383554
>>532383560
Sounds fairly accessible, as long as you keep playing and have at least one copy you can guarantee MLB for any card I assume. Not bad, thanks.

Cool it with the racism

>>532383793
But they just degraded the servers in maintenance which is why the game is shitting itself.

>>532383796
goo goo babies is a perfectly valid translation, the jp equivalent was something to the effect of "the baby sounds game"

>>532383662
Kiss my shiny uma.

>>532383759
Taiki shuttle? she is good but i prefer my fat wife Oguri.

anyone else party in the usamaxxing?

>>532383557
Skipping Stam cards also means skipping supa creep so you might be stuck in pace chaser only hell if you don't happen to have another gold heal.
No, iron will does not count.

And for long Stam cards will be unavoidable.

>>532383662
you can uma deez

AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>532383758
>Satono Diamond into Mejiro Bright into these goddesses
My wallet its not ready.

>>532383783
Oh youre actually right lmao I should put my condor pasa on medium, I have agnes tachyon as well. Btw if you don't mind telling me, what should I prioritize on levelling for mile oguri?

Uma yourself rightnow

>>532383820
much farther than I thought...

>>532383662
Uma balls

I fucking hate when my honse gets ligma randomly, please put the nursery fix already cygames

>>532383907
will we get apolojims

>>532383215
There's no problem with double threadposting if you don't cause trouble.

You are HIV Uma

how many accounts are bricked because they got urara's card and metled it?

Shut your uma up

If you think MANT is gonna be bad just wait for URPE

>>532384098
dozens

>>532383952
is she drunk?

>>532384098
Umallions

>>532384021
What the hell is ligma?

>>532383962
what do you mean by leveling? stats? Speed, stam and the power, wit.
I roll with 1 stamina card, 2 wit and the rest speed.

>>532383662
you wouldn't umdastand...

Should I just convert the really shitty runs into SP? Doesn’t give much but some are just REALLY bad

>>532383895
Yeah exactly, that's why people said to at least spark kita and ofc people overblew that into needing it max dupe right now
Over time you just build up a roster of a few MLBs in each category that rarely get replaced
Big banners sometimes give 70+ pulls free so you just see if you hit a copy or two of the rate up, if you do then go all in to 200 and finish mlb with selectors or materials, if not then just hold for the next card of that type unless you're desperate

>>532384098
what's so good about that card? I have enough points to buy it

SEXXXXXX SEXXXXXX SEEEEXXX KUDASAIIIII SEXXXXX UMA SEX KUDASAI

>>532383921
If it's perfectly valid, then why does it need explaining as "something to the effect of the 'baby sounds game'" as opposed to what she said in >>532383635 ?

my game lagging :(

>>532378991
You still have 1 week to keep rolling with free carats. The more you wait, the less you will spend.

>just saw Moonlight Lunacy design on Oguri Cap's manga
Pls cygames add her

>>532384221
If they have no value as either pvp racers or legacy inherits then yeah glue them to keep your list uncluttered

so i rerolled for triple Kita. do i wait until i have enough carrots to get to 200 pulls to get more?

>>532384021
Ligma?

What the fuck is MANT?


Also how old is fucking Rudolph? she was drinking the third chapter of the anime.

Why are the hags in high school?

>>532384175
Yeah, I'm pretty new to this desu and im getting my ass beat on team trials.

>>532384165
ligma balls

>connecting
>connecting
>connecting

FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME

>>532383614
You'll fail somewhere in the second year I believe.
Its mostly if you absolutely hate clicking different things, with a little bit more effort you can do some trainings and slightly less races and still get decent money. Just do an easy campaign like bakusbin with 6 speed cards, you get some actual fans for your club that way too.

Teio raped me...

I'm out of both support and money and I'm done with my dailies

>>532383662
Is Umapyoi a real word that got umaffied

>>532383986
very good banner

>>532382624
view from the lead is good for any front runner

>steals first place in a G1 race she had no business with

Bakushin supremacy

>>532384325
wait or you could miss the pity kita.

>>532384241
becomes a really good card once they rework guts

like a literally must have card

>>532384403
Nobody is going to believe you

>>532384403
you better tell rudolf and ask for her help
she'll rape u next

Finally got my Twin Turbo to level 50.

>>532384409
Spend the jims for daily refreshes...

>>532384335
MANT is the third scenario released for the first anniversary, it's an acronym for make a new track. japs call it CLIMAX.
and Rudolf us 40 years old

>>532384416
Yeah
Umapyoi = rape

>>532384403
Shouldn't have dressed like that on campus, stupid trainer

>>532383614
I'm pretty sure there's another better uma that gives you 25 days of training

Why'd they make Mayano Top Gun sex incarnate? I can't help but get an erection whenever I play with her

me when training only has 15% fail but it keeps connecting

>View Results
>*pow pow pow pow pow*
>nyes!!! im... WINRAR!!!

>>532384463
>proceed to job in the next 3 race
t-thanks

>>532384403
Damn, there's nothing we can do about that
Just accept your fate

>>532383143
How the fuck do you have money?

>>532383662
Umad?

what'd she mean by this

>>532384526
So the meme about Umas not aging and being totally physically superior to humans is real.

How come humanity wasn't conquered by umas and turned humans into second class citizens?

>>532382932
>a bunch of muscled black women in idol outfits
you sure you want that?

do you guys hate me because i only have a 3LB kitasan black

Talk me out of guts maxing, on paper it sounds great. Get a guts deck, rainbows increasing three stats at once, extra stamina bar. I wanna believe in it so bad

>>532383196
Which is severely retarded, because guts up til about 400 is more imporant than stamina.

>>532384712
Why are ytbois so gay?

>>532384572
do guys actually get hard just from seeing girls?
she's not even wearing anything revealing

>

>>532384591
>Mina-san! Ret's Enjoy!

>>532384098
I won't be able to mlb it in time because I've been buying follow slots and glue...

>>532384686
double handjob pose

>>532384686
She's on that sizzurp.

just failed a 4% triple rainbow but its fine aha

Umas would never rape. They are good women and respect their trainer's rights

>>532377327
Gaijin poll would probably be like this
1. Agnes Tachyon
2. Gold Ship
3. Haru Urara
4. Oguri Cap
5. Rice Shower
6. Tokai Teio
7. Mejiro McQueen
8. Manhattan Cafe
9. Super Creek
10. Daiwa Scarlet

It's over bros, I caved and bought the daily pack..I'm no longer a f2poor

>>532384687
there's only a small amount, same as the amount of irl horses in japan, and they have the mental capacity of a child

>>532384712
Nyes

>>532384728
won't you just get fucked because you have no stamina? it's not an extra bar it's reduction on drain. Might not help if you're already at 0 stam at spurt time

>>532384259
because there's absolutely no meaningful equivalent of the original JP phrase in english, if you wanted to shuffle the words around a bit you could probably make a direct translation of the JP line to "goo goo babies" even; it carries the meaning and intended tone better than "the baby sounds game" would since that makes no fucking sense in english. I get that the modern TL scene is ridiculous bullshit but cygames handles everything in-house and shows basically none of the issues modern localization does so if you want to bitch about it this isn't the place. Only thing I can think of is burbon not referring to you as 'master', probably because the word has a much more loaded connotation in english but I would've preferred they didn't change it

>connecting...
>connecting...
>connecting...
it's not just me right

>>532382875
yes

>>532384403
did she teio step all over your balls

>>532384836
What is this expression trying to convey?

yippee!!

>>532384687
>He doesn't know

>>532384778
kek

WHAT IS THIS LAG BRUV

>>532377327
>No Rudolf
What the FUCK??? Are nips fucking GAY????

>>532384835
why do gaijins love tyrone?

>>532383662
Umactually, I can.

>>532384768
Sorry anon, but you might be gay

>>532384416
it's sort of like an onomatopoeia, japan loves wacky ones

>>532384927
Yeah, everything is extra sluggish today.

>>532384862
I was thinking I could borrow an mlb Creek. Some light Stam + maestro should be plenty

>>532384686

>>532384687
Anon, have you met Bakushin?

>>532384836
you're basically stealing from cygames so it's still F2P

>>532384687
They're stupid. Even the smart ones are stupid. They're codependent on trainer-sans.

>>532384989
Anon, this is a poll anyone can take. So basically the anon who finished the poll is gay.

>>532384989
Anon... https://snep.pw/uma/sorter

>>532383805
Her career is garbage and one of the worst in the game so I don't blame him

cant they upgrade these servers with the kitasan money?

Is there a difficulty tier list for each uma's career? I wanna make sure that i get the happy ending on my 1st attempt for all of them.

>game running fine for most of the day
>take it down for maintenance
>give 50 carats
>game runs 200% slower with some peoples TT bugged with no fix in sight
Did they shut down half the servers or something what the fuck?

>>532384768
how is her racing outfit not revealing

>>532384686

Bros where can I find where the meta skills are every list I see online is different this is so confusing

>>532383986
Plenty of time to save for her.
But summer Spe and wedding King come first.

>>532384927
Me too. The game is lagging so bad.

dont forget to watch your horse race and sing and dance every once in a while

cant believe this is how uma global dies

>>532385145
you won't need one if you're a good trainer

>>532385145
At this point in the game, any uma that has a Spring Tenno Sho would be considered hard because of the required stamina hit.

Game is unplayable now...

Rice has a bad dream and wants to sleep in your bed tonight

>Check King Halo's career race
>All of them, besides debut, are all G1

>>532385215
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview?gid=247093628#

>>532385276
i've skipped every concert (i hate anime)

>>532385002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DI-8GfxQ2k

>>532384849
>>532385085
isn't it less that they're stupid and more that they instinctually tend so strongly towards horse bullshit that they just don't think about things like taking over broader society? A lot of the umas we see are childish but I feel like it's more a matter of them all being high schoolers than some sort of innate mental deficiency

>>532385327
daiwa and some random whore

>>532384778
McBoomer…

what would marriage with Teio be like?

>>532385339
A first rate uma must run first rate races

please let me pull umas i want new clothes for my horsies

>>532383849
it only counts your highest score

Do you think horses know that they’re racing and that they do a good thing when they win a race?

>>532385339
she probably has the hardest career as of now at least

>>532384687
Lorewise, a human male has to breed with an uma female. Then you get a coinflip chance of birthing either a boy or a girl. Then you get a coinflip chance of having a human girl or an uma girl. And sometimes, those umas aren't athletic enough to get into racing schools, so they live normal lives. It's all RNG.

>>532377327
Kitasan… mogged by her best friend…

>>532385432
Lovey dovey married couple

>>532385215
There's 2 metas and neither one makes any sense.
For team trial you mostly want skills that activate. That's it. Don't buy the front runner skills on your late horse, and you're good. Each skill activation gives points and a horse loaded with skills getting 4th generates more points than 0optional-race-statsmaxxing 1st place.
The other meta is the monthly pvp mode that isn't even in the game and the entire point is to make a horse for the specified conditions. So a generic tierlist doesn't say much.

In general accel skills are useless if you're not spurring, speed skills are useless if you're still accelerating and heals are useful as long as you still need them, but useless if you ve got enough already.

>>532385560
Wow it's just like spark farming

Are the servers dying? It's too fucking laggy.

>>532385560
I thought all girls born from uma mothers are also umas

Do field of view skills actually help? Cuz they sound pointless

1500 apolocarrat pleaze please

>>532385339
>>532385505
You're first-rate enough to make her win the Arima Kinen, right?

>>532385560
all girls born from uma are uma

>>532377327
I feel like spe-chan is too bland to strike a major chord with people, you end up caring more about her in halo's career where she cries over losing than in her own

>>532385649
No, sometimes umas have human sisters.

how about a room match then /uma/?
Med 2400m 1 uma

91820209

>>532385647
Yes

>>532385631
JP meta might be real interesting since debuffs are finally banned in the next chanmi so we'll see what a pure team that's trying to win looks like

150 carats? What do you need 100 carats for? 50 carats is good enough compensation. Be happy with your 10 carats.

Well that's the MLB done in a way I was honestly a bit afraid of, but is Satono Diamond worth grabbing?
What do you actually get if you pick 6th copy of a card?

>>532385676
field of view and navigation are much strong when they occur later on in the race. Go With the Flow is extremely good if you're boxed in. Early race ones are dumb and almost seem to cause boxing in because your horse will position themselves to the innermost column but not maintain speed.

>>532384927
>10 seconds of connecting between every click
goodbye /uma/

Is there a breast size chart including all umas available somewhere? It's a pain to look everyone up on the wiki one-by-one.

>>532385339
It's not too bad, just hunker down and survive for the first two year then G1 sweep during her senior year when she had better skills and stats. I always make sure to get A aptitude on Long to win the triple crowns and Arima Kinen.

Naked dogeza from Aoi Kiryun as an apology

>>532385754
proof?

how important is it to hit the suggested race bonus?

>>532377327
Where is Golshi!?

>>532385887
https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
jptools website has it

>>532385676
The maximum field of view is set to the default field of view for some bizarre reason.
They proc consistently but don't do anything but counteract field of view debuffs.
Get only for skill-pros in team trial.

I don't know why everyone hates King Halo's mother. She's actually a pretty cute tsundere for her daughter if you look at it from a different perspective

>>532385829
>8 more
its basically free, you'd be stupid to not grab one
extra cards can be sent to the glue factory for cleats, but don't do that unless your satono diamond is also MLB

>>532384867
Their stuff isn't as bad as it could be, but it's not like they don't have other translation fuckups. Just because some other subhumans are even worse is no excuse to ignore wrongdoing.
>probably because the word has a much more loaded connotation in english
And whoever made that decision should swing from a tree.

these are the owners of the Umamusume
say something nice to them

>>532385829
>What do you actually get if you pick 6th copy of a card?
you get to trash if in exchange for a cleat you can spent at shop

>>532385631
Debuff meta is always the best to go with for people who can't afford to compete properly. Why try to win when you can sabotage others into losing.

>>532385920
I need to check my lore again, but I remember that somewhere. So for now, you can call me quoting out of my ass.

>>532385872
What a dumbfuck

>>532384687
Umas are more moral and ethical than humans.

>>532386008
me 3rd from the right

>>532386008
OI OI, TEMEERA

>>532386008
red suit drip

>Dailies give 30 carats total
What gives? Are we in for a rude awakening once the honeymoon freebies end? Like this is 1/4 of what most gachas give daily it's kind of absurd considering how much longer it takes to even do the daily tasks in this game.

>>532386003
Because she antagonizes her own daughter's achievement for no good reason.

>>532386008
>N- Not yakuza la!

>>532385887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAV5bsyONWk

>>532386008
>omae...

>>532385754
The only way they could get a female human as sister is if their mother is human too. Umas daughters are always umas, female humans can get both but the chances of having an uma are like the chances of getting Kitasan

>>532386181
They later improve it from 30 to 50. It's not much, so sometimes people don't grind dailies anymore.

>>532385785
7/18
get in here

>>532385804
Maybe if gigabusted Chrono, Orfe, and Donna didn’t exist.
Chrono’s unique is probably the stupidest shit to exist in this game yet.
At least you can run sacrificial big nigers to help defuse Orfe, but Chrono just feels like gambling on whoever winds up
winning the INT check to move up and activate their skills first wins.

>>532385719
Of course. This run only got third on the Kikuka Sho, but I've won that one before too.

>>532385508
I wish you could do like a half and half and still have the guaranteed hit, it would be nice to be able to get a little bit of both

>>532386008
wtf I thought Yakuzas aren't real

>>532386003
you can encourage your daughter without shitting on and dismissing her 24/7

>>532386008
Are we just ignoring that it's clear AI slop from all the melted faces and spectators?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DvHWyojJiA

I'm such a sucker for these songs

>>532385849
I feel like if you got boxed, you’ve as food as already lost
>need power/wit/skills to break out
>no speed/skills to get enough velocity
>>532386002
>skill-pros
No idea what those are but I guess it’s useless in career the

I don't want apolocarats gib apolo support points please

>>532386008
I'm sure none of these lovely gentlemen have full body tattoos under their clothes

>>532386316
it's just bad AI upscaling

this FAT FUCK was the first uma to reveal what losers end up as, she's a dumbass who hates swimming and felt like she had no talent for running, so she went to a random college, barely got her degree and ended up as an OL in a dead end job. until (You), trainer-san, found her and made her return to the racecourse

>>532386181
You've made this post every single day for the past week

>>532386008
It's so funny seeing japs larp as gangsters when they're all like 5'3 like ok kiddo you're a real tough guy with your gay red suit

>>532386008
from left to right
>the wise but aging mentor to the MC
>the MC
>MC's funny friend
>Big Boss
>The shitty son of Big Boss
>The quirky "stats" guy
>MC's rival

>>532386003
She's better when you see how she is in King's uma story.
In career she comes off as a bitch.

>>532386237
That makes more sense. Thanks for clarifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>532386181
most carats you get are just randomly given to you by cygames
you will get like 150 carats a week from team trials
150 carats from club each month
30, later upgraded to 50 a day from dailies
like 70 carats a week from log in bonuses

but randomly they give out 1500 carats fairly often through special log in bonuses
or give out 100 free pulls on banners

it makes it easy to save up carats if you just log in each day and immediately close the game

>>532386003
>I don't know why everyone hates King Halo's mother
Because she's a bitch towards her daughter?

>>532386390
sounds cute I like her now

>>532386415
This is my literal first post on this board ever man and I dont come here often so I dont know if theres some schizo posting this or something

Is it just me or the games running way worse after patch? Seems like constant connection lag every input now.

>>532386008
Oyabun-sama.....

>>532386578
brother just ctrl+f "server" in this thread

Can you get new 1 or 2 stars from alternative sources than scouting?

>>532386237
>female humans can get both but the chances of having an uma are like the chances of getting Kitasan
That info was from 2018 interview iirc, but in game we have this scene that implies that human women can't have uma daughters

>>532385339
Like the other anon said, the harder part of king halo's career is her lack of better skills and stats, but if you got good legacy parents to cover those stats, skills and aptitude you just need to survive the first two years, then she is free to sweep everything else.
Having said that, definitely don't do king halo's career first if you just started or you will have a bad time and waste your clocks for nothing, get a better deck and legacies first before tackling her.

>>532386260
I'm too trash to join, just gonna root for Top Cun

A ha ha ha~ Sasuga king halo deshou!

>>532385785
14/18

>>532386006
I was hoping to absolutely luck out the last copy since I rerolled 3LB. I wanted to spend more on the uma banners, but still have some freebies I'll get from races and such so I'll definitely pick up the spark and get a copy of Diamond as I only have one.
>>532386010
Cleat exchange doesn't look too good from checking it, but it is what it is. Thanks for the info.

>>532386008
Stop doxxing me fucking gaijin

>>532386390
I don't remember her being an OL, was that in the intro story? Or did you conflate Light Hello as well?

>>532386181
That's why I never did dailies on JP, just a waste of time. Only trained umas for chanmis and during events.

>>532386390
>Burnt out OL

This is the absolute peak for me. What’s her name and when is she coming? I will spark for her

Deleting followers is so tiresome...

>>532386561
My bad, I've just seen this post so many fucking times
Dailies add up to ~5% of your yearly income
Japs got 200k carats in the first year

>>532386468
wevin ua enji
hesu tu hahaurin roh
wekan da tensho
bigin u tu tachingo

Can Cykagames broker a deal with the horse mafia?

>>532385946
They affect stat gain and skill points. For stats, 35%bonus makes you go from +3 all stats to +4 all stats for Goals.
With 8 goals that's +8 all. You get +13 all for the qualifier and semifinal with 35, so that's another 2-3 all stats.
About 60 stats total if you don't take a single optional race. If you do, they make G1's pretty efficient.
If you don't care about skill points at all you can skip it, but otherwise it makes sense to pay it some attention.

>>532386237
>female humans can get both but the chances of having an uma are like the chances of getting Kitasan
fucking kek.

this little horsie traveled yonkers
this little horsie kissimmee
this little horsie hollywood and
this little horsie milwaukee

>>532384728
Jesus fucking christ. I'm sick and tired of people lying about what guts actually does. Guts ≠ Stamina. Anyone that tells you that Guts is Stamina is a fucking retard that either read how Guts functions in JP, or is parroting some bullshit they heard.
In the last spurt, your horse burns through its stamina to go fast. The only thing guts does is make stamina burning more efficient so if you happen to be low on stamina you'll require less stamina. But if you run out of stamina, you're fucked.
Just build more fucking stamina.

Now, if you're going to ignore everything I just fucking said, I'll make some rules for you to follow:
1 - Only train Guts on Guts scaling Horses: Urara, King Halo, Daiwa, Mayano, Tachyon, Suzuka, Horizon Teio, Rudolf, Biwa, Rice.
2 - Use the event SSR Matikanetannhauser, it has a gold recovery skill.

>>532386627
Or that she is an idiot

>>532386627
She doesnt even know how babies are made

>>532386670
maybe, I read her career like 3 years ago lol

>>532386578
patch borked something, hopefully we get apologems

>>532386390
Is this from the anime?
>OL Uma
lol, does she have a canon age?

>>532386181
the game only gets more generous over time, with the freebies JP gets now being leagues better than what JP got in 2021 (which is what we get now). This has been said a hundred times the last hundred times this dumb question has been asked.

are you intentionally trying to stir the pot and demotivate people, or are you just a newfag that doesn't know how to lurk and see they're asking something asked every single thread?

>game freezes every time I enter team trials
am I bricked?

>>532386002
source for this isnt even concrete

>>532384867
Having a horse obsessed with following orders calling you master would 100% have been one of those dumb controversies that nobody actually gives a shit about but people have to act like matters.
You could argue that "master" would technically be an incorrect translation here, because using a loan word in Japanese specifically removes some of the connotations other Japanese equivalents, like shujin or goshujin, would carry while using the English "master" incorrectly re-injects them.

>new disclaimer on the guide
The fuck happened. Did the wit is useless psyop actually break out of here.

>>532386924
Yes. Looks like a few people got hit by this

>>532386924
Send this to cyjews right now. We need apologems

fuck it
we're going

>>532386181
So the game doesn't force you to do dailies and that's supposed to be a bad thing?

>>532386003
I HATE king halo's mo-
>
*wipes sweat* erm... It appears my judgment may have been, perhaps, too hasty....

Is Rudolf good? Got her from paid banner starter banner.
Who are best to pick with selector?

>>532386734
I think anon just bullshit you since the only people to ever use the words "honeymoon period" made a similar post.

el condor pasa made me dinner but it was so spicy i shit myself
now she wont look me in the eye
what do i do

>>532385785
We need 3 more anons to start.

I just watched Cinderella Gray and it was pretty good.

When do we get to roll for Tamamo Cross in game? She's really cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>532387028
People keep scrapping their welfare cards because they're retarded

>>532386324
>I feel like if you got boxed, you’ve as food as already lost
You'd be surprised. Go with the flow has visibly saved my Uma.
>Uma boxed in
>Go with flow activates
>Uma immediately slides out of the box and starts sprinting to win

>>532387101
Take her mask

>>532387101
You failed the marriage test. Its over anon.

>>532387079
oguri gap is the bestest horsest everest madest
shes a good parent for a lot of horses and can run on both dirt/turf

>>532387106
>Cannot sign up to run within 15 minutes of start time

Would it be a bad idea to throw some rolls at the Kitasan banner after getting her to 3LB with the pity to see if I can get more LBs on SR cards and maybe get another copy of her? I have no chance of getting to another pity so this would be just pure gambling, I’m not sure if these SR cards are good enough, I know I didn’t many MLB many.

My other option is to finally spend some rolls in the Uma banners soon, I’m not sure when I would next be rolling for cards

>>532387101
That’s not bueno of you, amigo

>>532387027
yeah, I feel like it's a fun addition to her robot thing but I can see why they didn't carry it over to english because the loan word in JP and the actual word in english have vastly different connotations and I don't think the tone wouldn't have carried properly at all if you didn't already know the archetype she's drawing from

>>532387083
Probably but it costs me nothing to be wrong
If it's a clueless newfag they might stick around but a shitposter isn't going to be deterred

>>532387120
Tama-chan is great, but I find it funny the contrast between tama in the gacha and tama in Cinderella

>>532386865
I think you're conflating both. That grey uma was planning on leaving Tracen to go to college because she felt like she was too normal (plus, she never wanted to join. Her parents submitted the application behind her back). Until (you) intervened and convinced her to at least "try".

Light Hello, on the other hand, actually flunked out of Tracen because she was mob tier bad and took the normal HS -> college -> OL route. You do, however, get to see her get drunk in her friend card because she actually ages properly. She drinks a lot.

Fucked up is when realizing I could just buy a couple of high quality uma figures instead of wasting money for not even MLB Kitasan pngs...

When do you choose to watch the concert for your Umas?

I’ll watch them for what I feel are significant career wins and always the finale

>>532387074
That's her dad, not her mom.

>>532387101
It's over...

>>532386915
it's from the movie, she has a small cameo in RTTT too I think
and the OL thing came from Light Hello sorry, they have a similar story

>>532386919
Probably a salty Genshin or BA fan. For some reason people from both generals come to shit here as if that would attract more people to their games.

>>532386785
So what you're saying is it's basically stamina

>>532387392
the fuck youre going to do with a lame ass figure? hotglue it?
i dont get it, figures are stupid

Okay I genuinely don't get it, why was a B+ Mayano Top Gun the favourite for that race, how is it calculated

Is there a time limit on welfare Urara?

Is your dachou lazy?

>Pace Grass Wonder
wait that's illegal

>>532385785
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my B+ rank maya is the favorite
huh

>>532387415
Tits too small

>>532384862
when you do a guts build you can do 18 stars of stamina for your legacies, and you can still click stam when it makes sense. It's not a bad idea to run Creek either.

>>532384728
guts builds get better in the future but they are viable now even if they're not meta. the reason not to build one is solely because your resources are limited and you probably don't have the SP and Monies to build one without hurting your main build decks.

here's a video I remember from back in the day, it's literally a guts+wit tutorial from JP that came out with the cards we have now (aka the welfare SSR guts you just earned is core to the deck). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuLI7B_XNaI

>>532387507
Nope

>>532387272
if you're not struggling with careers (which you probably don't with 3lb cafe and tosho) i'd suggest waiting for the creek banner at least
next "kinda" must pull banner is seyun and that's in september, you can get a bunch of umas then

>>532387535
almost as if 99% of the people here are shitters and dont even play the game beyond 1 daily career

>>532387359
Maybe it was before Oguri and Tama became close friends and a comedy duo

>>532387101
Better send yourself to the glue factory.

>>532386181
>honeymoon freebies
funnily enough we're in what's probably one of the driest periods in the game currently and things will really only pick up going forward

i missed the room ;_;

It's just that easy
>lb1 kita btw

>>532387535
Favourite is calculated based on overall stats, the circles show varied advantages.

uma musume is wit g-

>>532385339
THE KING'S RACING MUST BE ENTERTAINMENT.

>>532387370
Isn't tracen just a high school? can't she just graduate Tracen and just go to college?

>>532387473
Anything physical and is actually owned by yourself is better than anything digital they could eos at any moment

>>532387709
>pace
Lol cheater

>>532387370
yeah I got them mixed up since their loser story is pretty similar until college, GL came out like 3 years ago so my memory was blurry

>>532386634
>one of her potential levels is medium
>another is mile
I wish they'd just make those not distance or something. Soft Step sounds okay, but she can't use it unless you specifically aim to make her a medium runner.
Same with Unyielding Spirit, which is something she'd love to have.

What the fuck is wrong with Tokai Teio? Every time I do a career run her mood down event count goes into the double fucking digits and it's always consistent. Never had this shit with any other uma. Bitch is downright unplayable.

Bros I dont have enough support points to upgrade my LBs
Is daily races my only (f2p) option? I had been using daily races for monies for awakenings. Even then I dont think daily races are enough I need 50k support points just for L30->L50 on ONE card...
.