>>537763558
i've been doing d10 cave exploring with the pummeler SMG that has no damage and no penetration

>do Narita Brian's episodes
Man she's such a little fucking bitch.
>"Oh woe is me I'm such a prodigy there's no one worth facing I'm gonna quit forever"
>Says the high schooler who's never even actually competed

>>536704468
>>neutral gilneas saved by forsaken in a questline worse than arathi
there's no way this is true (I haven't done it)

>get hit with practice poor after failed training
>get hit by slacker by event
>infirmary removes practice poor first
>then slacker on the 2nd attempt
Does the infirmary remove the negative status by order or randomly?
I can live with practice poor desu but slacker is devastating

>>535915474
its 6am you nigger

>>535783852
>chased by an ambulance

>>535646757
bro your twin turbo tuesday?

>>535325429
>all that belly and thigh fat
>no double/triple/quadruple chin or overly fat cheeks and no ugly looking fat arms
if fat people looked like that irl maybe they'd be looked down on less. could use much less disgusting belly fat though

>>535252896
Fuck are you on about, yuri continuity has always been coffe undertones.
You won't find any Uma not willing to suck your dick on the game though, even the less overt ones still get (you)bait for standard events like Valentines, Christmas and Hot Springs.

>>534904906
Night Owl, Migraines and Slacker are such deeply evil random events.
If you get Practice Poor from failing a training that's always on you, and getting punished is just part of the roguelite experience, but this game has so many ways in which it can just randomly nuke your career with no input just to make you grind more.

>>534710920
you can
when you are at 0 energy and race you can get race fatigue
i can the futurity stakes + hopeful stakes, futurity stakes ended with me losing 30 energy, bringing me down to 0
there is no other race worth racing before or after

seriously you should understand the mechanics by now

>>534625950
Have you SEEN how your wife trains that bitch? Ever had a look at her stats or skills? Odds are no one in this thread has ever stolen a win from Meek with a clock. You're mathematically likelier to see triple (I think even quadruple) SSRs in one 10-pull than you are to see Meek win URA.

>>534603231
>Twin Turbo
nobody tell him its funnier this way

>>534489706
Chinese is the only language I can't stand listening to. I even learnt to tolerate Korean over my tenure in Korean MMOs, but I still will always choose any half-passable dub over having to hear Chinese.

>>534360069
yeah but what if I wanna poopsock?

>>534175731
>open up your shit to stake a "haha guise im so addicted to da bideogaemu" photo
>post it on reddit
>get updoots
>close all the shit, run umamusume + youtube Caramelldansen Nightcore Mix to grind for a 3* stamina taiki

>get a Hot Spring Ticket
>the MLB Kitasan I borrowed doesn't show up to Speed Training afterwards
>no rainbow trainings during Senior year Summer
>get pelted by random mood downs and Sleep Depriveds
>get the first Fine Motion event for Practice Perfect right before Arima Kinen
>fail an 18% failure rate training right before the URA Qualifiers and get a mood down from picking the bottom option
>had to use One (1) (Uno) (Ichi) clock for the URA Finale
Real fucking funny, game. Real fucking funny. Fuck you.

>>533704772
You can always make your own club bwo
Be the change you want to see

clubs are gonna die and merge soon anyway once the initial mega hype dies down
you can't expect /uma/ to have 1000 active players in 30 different clubs
its gonna die down in the following months

>>532413131
the only good nikkers are Drake, Guillotine and Cocoa and I'm not even a lolifag to make my opinion biased

>>532382053
>open YT shorts
yep
im officially too old for 4chan

>>532315118
>italian spices
you mean ... pepper? oregano? garlic?

>>532187506
thats just unrealistic portrayal of gentildonna really
everyone knows el condor pasa is the wrestling stand in for uma, having gentil and trainer wrestle on a bed like that? nah bro

>>532152076
>read one singular piece of information on /uma/
>immediately run 15 careers with 15 different horses and swap out everyone in my PVP setup
do you niggas really

>>532017967
retards will tell you sex
idiots will tell you PVP
real answer is having fun

>>531991931
>anon doesnt have female friends
>anon doesnt have female family members
>anon doesnt leave his fucking house
>anon doesnt have the ability to imagine himself in everyday situations and apply simple logics to it