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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>>538173565
can you take them serious when they include fre*ch-made manslaughter

DAAAAAAAAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYY

AGP free bread

THE GOAT

turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife

I want 11 kids with Cheval Grand

God, I fucking hate Agnes Digital so much

>bait thread is spoilered
shoulda known

Come and beat my CM2 umas!

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f2p progress

>>538177535
Re-record it without the music blasting anon...

Quick reminder that I will mary Digitan

>>538177472
Boys can't get pregnant

>>538177592
>paid 500

>>538177593
nyo

>>538177571
I love them, but mine can't beat shit

>>538177472
imagine brushing her tail

>>538177682
idk it was there when i bought the account

>>538177427
NOOOOO NOT THE SLEEVE

>>538177690
Taiki is a gem.

>>538177776
>idk it was there when i bought the account

how is uma babby formed

>Promotion line is 291k
>5-win streak can't reach that
What am I supposed to do then

how much skill activation rate is 230 wit
I forgot to click wit this run...

>>538177897
make stronger umas, with more skills. You get way more points if everyone else places better as well

>>538177892
they just spawn in your bed

>bought the account
>f2p b t w

>lost URA with this
How?

nishishi~

>>538177897
build better umas with more skills and wit
specially that mayano, goldshi, teio, daiwa

>>538177892
give me an hour with one of the Symbolis and I'll tell u

>>538178024
>Fans: 271k
that might have something to do with it

>>538177427
this feels like something that would happen in monster girl quest
>>538177892
10% chance for a girl with ningen mom to be uma
100% if it's a human laying it on an uma
>>538177897
fill your teams with strong umas to pad your rating, this lets you hit higher rating teams for more points
more wit and more skills, activating them gives points
have more horses be at 2nd/3rd on top of just winning

>>538177921
deserved

>>538178024
Boxed by stat inflated umas, and its still pretty on the low end

How do you go from this...

>>538177776
whoever bought those carats has the receipt and they can show it to cyjews to reclaim your account if they wanted to

>>538178024
I've lost URA with 900/600/600 before, sometimes the game just wants to spank you.
>>538177921
deserved

>>538177921
Should've accepted being humble and run some G3 race. Umamusume is a safety first game.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

Oguri isn't fast

Love this

>>538178024
gutschecked probably
that speed is also just barely enough to win so mood and any deviant npc uma was gonna stomp you

>>538177530
Wait, so two women can also get blessed with an Uma child just like Special Week?

Oguri will never fast. Therefore not fast.

When the game just decided to give you spring runner out of nowhere.

>>538177921
deserved

>>538177592
you realize these guys put 500 gems on the account so that they can show the receipts a year from now and yank accounts back from Cygames right?

>>538177921
Stop putting so much pressure on her! Maybe that's why she jobs that race so often.

>>538178310
thats my special chud!

>>538178024
800 speed reaches the cap with the invisible 400+ to all stats buff
that ensures you will never lose URA Finale unless brocked
>>538178108
nothing to do with this SEA monkey

>>538177571
Our winners!

Good race anons but this turned into another Golshi dif.

>god tier rainbows
>cucked by no spurt or S

>>538178513
Daiwa Scarlet only works if there's a weak front/pace that dies in the accel phase I take it?

if youre brocked youre brocked

Digitan LOVE

>>538178664
>when you fail at resting

>>538178608
if you can get her to 1k power she just destroys everyone regardless

>>538177330
More Tikezou love why doesn't she get the love she deserves

How long does it take for a club leader to be gone before leadership changes over to another? Just noticed the leaders been gone for 11 fucking days and I might be the one stuck with it next, this won't be the first game this shit has happened in either

>>538177921
SHE JUST LIKE US FOR REAL

>>538177921
To be fair, they got confident over winning that coinflip.

post something cute

>>538178780
yeah but you won't
I don't even see whales somehow get 1200/1000/1000
I think I saw it once in taurus but they didn't have the heal skill tax

just had a run where SSR golshi only gave one hint

Orange huh?

>>538178108
That's kinda low for a parent farming run I agree.

>>538178608
I think the Air Groove and Urara anons forgot to set them to front. And both Scarlets had low speed.

>>538178780
front or pace? 1200/1200/1000 is insane even for whales

every single match is a goldship with 1k stam +2 golds
What is the build to punish these assholes

>>538178961
eh skeel issue desu most are allergic to pressing power. 4 max mlb speed will give you 100 speed

>country bumpkin
>tomboy personality without being cartoonish
>no pedigree whatsoever
>favorite hobby is cooking
>dream is to make a big family
>best buddies with Mr CB
>first horse ever to beat Rudolf
>won the japan cup against both Rudolf and CB, becoming the first japanese horse ever to finish first in that race
she's the perfect protagonist if they ever make an OVA about the 80s

>>538178513
Host another one I have a secret weapon

>>538178024
I lost with 900/900/600 yesterday. It was a dead ace run so I didn't burn clocks, but oh boy I was surprised at how stringent URA Finale is sometimes.

>>538179059
you get a nice nature with end closer debuffs and the standard ones from pot5

>>538178024
>BBB
That's why ya lost

>>538179006
tbf if he jobbed ura finals it's likely that he's gonna land at 300+ since ura final is a big boost. If his farming deck is asscheeks and doesn't have fan bonus I guess it could be possible

golshi... too cute...

>>538179036
I don't think she can spring off most uraras though.

machikane fukukitara just refuses to get the long ura finals

I’m see a lot of “if you bring your air groove debuffer, you’re feeding the Daiwa Ace”
But can’t they just bring their own perfectly crafted air groove front?

>>538178153
To this

>Kikuka Sho
>400 stam
>"just to be sure i'll buy Cooldown."
>Cooldown doesn't proc
>4th favorite rudolph pace is like 8th place
>200 stam
>proc's BOFA to get an earlier spurt
>procs BTEDM
>wins by 5 lengths

Just fuck my shit up senpai. There goes my True Way of Kings.

>>538179207
Why is Stegosaurus such a quitter

is end closer rudolf even viable this cm?
no innate gold recovery seems kinda meh

>>538178153
when i was reading cingray i just kept thinking to myself "horse racing is not that serious" maybe i'm jaded

>>538178934
(_´༥`___)

>>538179081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJtHir_q3g
one of my favorite uma songs of all time

>>538179059
>thinks it is as simple as making a counter-build
*taps the sign*

why is up tempo so bad
i thought adept was bad for 1.8 duration
this is a .9 duration velocity?

>>538179237
there's like 2-3 long G1s and about 390 medium ones. Go figure

>>538179279
Chilling as a senior year. Goes even more for Rudolf

>>538179370
Only works if you get BofA director event to proc and you get cooldown from McQueen. You need both in case one procs at a bad time

>2nd place juvenile fillies
>2nd place hopeful stakes
>sleep deprived rest with night owl debuff right after
>fail at the infirmary twice in a row
i think this is the first time i gave up a run

> Join random CM room
> Matched either against Scruffy Scruffington who has a 800/1200 uma, or Whale McLuck who has a 1200/1000/1000 uma with 3 golds recoveries, spurt and long S

I swear globalfags fall for the most obvious baits possible, but getting rid of the troon doc in the OP is a step in the right direction

>>538179164
Great taste.

>>538179434
many skills are bad but by having reliable access to them they become better than nothing when you're on the god run but skills aren't there.

Yeah, you and me both, Uokka.

>>538179415
people are just meeting the reqs, I think it'll work better then ever for this

>>538179238
Thats awfully cute

>>538179078
post your 1k power uma with 4/2 speed/stam and stam/pwr sparks then
because even if you hit power when people gather there for friendship + summer, that's not enough to get 1k while also getting high speed and stam

recreation should give you a 1 turn buffer against mood downs

>>538179597
Merry... Kris S...

They fill up fast so come test you CM 2 umas if you have not yet.

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>>538179271
ds skill conditions are:
2nd half of race, have overtake target (up to 20 meters ahead, can catch within 15 seconds at current speed), order is 1st, 2nd or 3rd

So I guess so, but the busier the front is the harder to fulfill the condition at the right time and now you are committing two characters to it.

>>538178934
I love Tanukis. My YT front page is already full of them. Youtube-kun will know I'm an adult and won't ask for my ID, right?

>>538179686
Rudolf...

>>538179207
the hat has to be kept on at all times or else everyone at tracen would be immediately smitten by her beauty

>>538179594

>>538179686
y are u like this

>this thing has been winning practice rooms vs. A+ Golshis & Taishins
???

>>538179902
adequate wit, guts and 3 recoveries.

>>538179902
The powa of the long spark

Anon have you gotten hugged today yet? When was the last time someone hugged you?

has infographic-kun posted their quick and dirty CM3 list yet?

There really is no reason to hoard goddess statues, is there? Most of the future umas will be 3 stars anyway so any you get is much better spent on upgrading your 1 and 2 stars.

>>538179896
>>538179818
She says it herself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ69OnNTj0o no Rudolf present to assist.

>>538180064
who is this artist anon

I'm not sure why this uma does so poorly, I get the lack of accel skills hurt on the final but she's always like 5th plus going into the final stretch. That speed must be a huge factor over a long race or something

>>538180064
Romantically? 14 years ago

>>538179893
trvke

anyone still looking for a club

But WHY does it has to be carrots?

>>538180138
I really wanna roll for Kris S. When is she coming? Somewhere next year yeah?

>>538179902
Uma is a wit game.

>>538180209
leave her to me

>>538180209
what does that mean in english, zoomer incel?

I was thinking about this game last night.
This game is just the product of Happy Meek having a nightmare. You meet Happy Meek in every 3 year timeline and it's your goal to ruin that horse's life by thoroughly trashing it in a race.
It doesn't even win the URA Finale on the times you lose most of the time. Happy Meek is just doomed to failure in all timelines.
Every playable horse lines up behind Happy Meek to ruin their life in every possible reality.
God damn.

>>538179902
umamusume is a 'believe in your uma and miracles will happen' game

>>538180064
No
A few days ago by my mom

Please stop requesting the fucking rice shower ballad
it sucks and goes on forever
thanks

>>538180251
Depends

538180363
how about you fuck off tourist

>>538180260
lol. lmao. A hearty laugh. A big chuckle.

>>538180181
Hitting the stamina requirement alone won't make you win the race, you have to assume everyone is hitting it. Also 1200+2.3 gold recoveries is a bit of overkill.

CM room test 50160313 bring 3 umas

>>538180064
Yes, I hugged my wife and son today

>>538180475
>that thumbnail
https://youtu.be/stdyhfeYxxI?t=6

I'm building a setup to shut down Daiwa Scarlet personally.

>>538180481
This is terrible!

>>538179902
Q.E.D.
Must be some poorly built taishins and goldshis desu

>>538179729
The lucky pace beats the Golshis!

>>538179902
Big Head = Big Power = Big Victory

>>538179413
For me it's the sock puppets that really make the song.
https://youtu.be/MMnvp_O7zSA

>>538180475
>>538180605
Easy on the carrots Daiwa...

>>538179902
Damn it, long S really does matter. Aaaaaahh

il mambissimo

is a .45 speed boost really make an uma almost 50% faster?
or is there some other multiplier to it (like how stamina is modified by track length)

>>538180559
results

>build Uma thinkin I’ll be facing a lot of Uraras
>0 Uraras in the past 12 rooms
Once again, I’ve wasted borrows and tp on the bullshit of /uma/

Gib club

>summer camp
>2 rainbow speed training
>failed a 3% roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI
>the very next fucking day I get a FOUR rainbow speed training
>success on yet another 3% roll
:D

>>538180478
nah he's right. truth bomb upgraded to nuke + contraction + roman V substitution is like the most "sperg unaware of how fucking stupid he sounds" as it gets. rethink your existence.

how much power do you need for CM2?

Where is everyone getting these A+ umas from?? I can firmly make middle of the road A umas and the very VERY occasional A+.

>>538180064
Yesterday

>>538181174
>getting this upset over a word used in a forum
how about you rethink yours

>>538181174
damn truth apocalypse

>>538181251
Money

>>538181196
yes
unironically

900 stamina btw
im glad I don't give a shit about this CM but goddamn I just want something passable for the gibs

i'm following 41/41 trainers.. i feel like a slut...

>n-no u
checkmate retard have a good day.

>>538181251
the umas im gonna run in cm are all barely short of A+ so i think is very highroll runs or money

>>538181347
what

>3 King Halo runs
>three failed triple crowns
I just wanted to see her smile

>no argument
I accept your concession.

Probably my last one for today but I ask once again for two anons to test their umas. Don't find out the hard way if your team isn't working!

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NO.....

>autists talking to themselves again
HERE LOOK AT THIS SHIT

>>538181503
1200 power is the best you could afford, but is not mandatory i think

>>538181103
builds??

>>538180064
about 4 hours ago. Was cuddling with the missus

>>538181292
does levi's VA like special week or is this just a crack training ship

So if Silence Suzuka is my oshi, is Seiun Sky a must pull for inheritance purposes?

>>538181580
you know you want to

>>538181626
no one is getting 1200 power for gemini though

>>538181587
Umazing!

>>538180171
and that's how umas are made

>>538181560
>find out the easy way
>new team jobs in the real thing anyways

>>538181806
RIGHT? Now check THIS shit out!

Remember the super cope anons: the only platinum title that matters is (you)r zodiac sign. So unless you’re a Gemini, you can relax

>>538181560
>won for once
finally............

>>538181803
oh wait i have read cm3 im dumb

>>538181904
The game will probably day before aquarius comes

>>538181903
Umazing! x2

>>538181904
When will Leo come around?

>>538182073
I wanna fuck that fox/dog

>>538181648
sorry i didn't screenshot it, but i remember the goldship were almost 1200/1200 and it looked like whale deck

What's the reason global is getting only 3 guest runs a day?
We can't even swipe for more so it's not even about money.

>>538181904
>1200m
>snow
>soft

>>538182157
why does thou save thumbnails?

>>538181798
it worked

>>538182258
1200m is easy bwo

>>538180476
depends on what

>>538182348
umamusume is highroll game

>>538182324
i didnt notice

>>538181904
>3200m
>Rain
>Heavy

>>538181560
Congratulations to our winner and thank you to all the anons who took part today. Good luck in the ace mines and I hope you have a wonderful evening.

>>538182229
Cygames lifted an old version of the game (with minimal QoL), translated it, and slap it down calling it global
That's about it

be grateful for the pure jp client experience

I haven't seen the acupuncturist since before last cm

>>538182474
the rest of the run could very well get fucked though... i'm scared

Who has the most soulful Gemini team

3 stamina supports might be too much

>>538182749
it's not though? We're getting an accelerated rate so that means less carats from dailies

>>538182919
you can earn carats outside of the game :)

>>538182838
If you are a +20% stam uma you can get away with 2 ifn you high roll.

>>538182679
Didn't KR server get more guest runs at launch?
It's almost like Cygames wants us to play the game less.

reminder that cyjews are treating global like third class citizens

>>538181904
>1600m
>Summer
>Sunny

>>538181904
Oh no....

>>538181904
but i am..........

>thoroughly check and recheck units
>arrive at a final total of 72
>glue them
>immediate wave of regret washes over me as i contemplate the possibility that i've deleted something valuable

Hey bros which of these skills should I pick up for my Golshi
>Focus
>Ramp Up
>Rudolf's Ult
>Homestretch Haste
>Hesitant End Closers
>Deep Breaths (McQueen's event procced too early and left me without Cooldown but I have Maestro and Go Home)
Only have room for one more

>hrt image
grim

>>538183354
rudolf ult

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

new gaslight?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO77OXD6dz8

Cyjews accelerate faster
I want to roll for my wife NTR!

>>538183026
Cygames is just being lazy. They don't want to go through the effort of changing patches

>>538183354
homestretch haste because long last spurt phase

>>538183510
buy an ad

I'm sorry Natie, you want a what?

fellow pity kita bros
what do you feel when you look at your zero uncaps kitasan?

>>538183354
>Homestretch Haste
this one and hope your 2 golds activate

These practice CM rooms seem to be giving a misleading idea of how hard this CM will be. So far most of the dudes in them are running full MLB stacks and fully optimized builds. I highly doubt the real CM will anywhere near this brutal.

>>538183026
The whole TP system seems designed to make people play less. Cygenerous valuing our time and trying to make us drop the game.

>>538183510
>pokke
not listening to this grifter

>>538183510
This fag lost Taurus since his Urara strat turned to shit lul.

>>538183646
taurus finals were exactly that

.

if umas have 100x the strength of regular humans, does that mean their pelvic floor muscles are also tighter than regular women?

>>538183646
Group A finals will be about this hard

>>538179770
i always thought they were insane based on the one anons usually post from twitter, didn't expect them to be so cute

so close yet so far, every run is feels like if I was a little luckier I'd be done

>>538183354
focus

>>538183630
>>538183547
>>538183465
I'll get HH, thanks. In my experience Goldshi rarely ever activates Rudolf's ult

>>538183880
I want Daiwa to jump her ass onto my face

>>538183843
I got this too, thankfully it was discounted enough.

>>538183851
HH to you too bwo

>>538183703
all the comments are flaming him lmao losing

I noted some of my luck for my last run, just to see if I'm particularly lucky or unlucky.
>2 sleep deprived, no night owl
>2 well rested
>4 mood down events, no debuff
>1 mood up+stat event, no fast learner
>0 failure on training, including two over 20% but below 30%
>1 mood up from optional races, out of 5
>1 eating event
>3 zero rainbow training camp turns, 2 single rainbow, 3 double
>0 pink sparks (double circle affinity), 2 unique sparks (from grandparents), 3 skill sparks
>no BofA event

>>538183832
The president family sketches are too wholesome, it's my favorite

>>538184131
same

>kita rerun banner
>immediately after, christmas oguri banner

Which fictional character do you think would make a good Trainer?

>>538183646
I haven't joined a single cm practice room, yet still got the plat taurus title. It's a meme.

Which one of these is best and safest ?

>>538183818
Or they could be easy. Just depends on if you luck into a shitter lobby or into giga autism whale lobby. In some lobbies winning will just straightup be impossible but other lobbies will be total jokes. The finals is a shitshow regardless.

>>538184390
>Cheekie
Based. Wish she browsed /fit/ still.

>>538184409
The one you write yourself

>>538184131
>>538184194

>>538184390
I appreciate the good abs while still conserving the curves of a female body

How the hell are people hitting 1000+/1000+ on their umas, is it just a MLB and sparks issue?

DAIWA SCARLETTO

>>538184594
yeppers

>>538184452
the shitters have to luckshit 2 rounds of filtering, you're way less likely to get them in the finals
and a lot of them won't be bothering with graded after they did it in taurus and scrubbed out with 0 carats

>2nd slow metabolism this run
>not even out of pre-debut
you fat piece of shit

>>538184629
where is your sound bro?

>>538184594
Yes. Even with a full MLB meta line-up and a good sparks parent you can still get fucked by RNG on the run.

>>538184629
Her tits are just distracting. I wouldn't be able to properly train her.

If you use goldship and lose you are a bad trainer~

I unironically would be willing to use carats to get more borrows The limit of 3 is such a bullshit.

>>538184594
I can get close-ish to 1k/1k/X/X/1k with non mlb cards and a tat of roll/rainbow luck.
So yes, it's purely down to sparks and MLB.

>>538184252
Oh for a bonus post also which Uma would fit them the most, for Gin-san it would probably be Festa or this little gremlin, since he already deals with one daily.

It's really hard to play when their ears wiggle like that

>>538181904
the Cancer Cup will be mine

>>538184862
barely anyone has good affinity with bakushin

>>538184594
You can have the sparks and the deck but if RNG doesn't want you to win, it won't. I've spent too many runs with 990/990 BECAUSE NO RAINBOWS

>>538184594
Sparks and mlb srs can get you a 1k 1k
Past that is whale status

>>538182369
What kind of club you have

>>538185094
be active A+ club

CM bring 3
23750402

>do a golshi run with 4 speed 2 stam
>she rolls so low on speed that i don't reach 900 but so high on stamina that I cap the stat
Why is she like this
I'm setting my account epitaph to Gold Ship Fan Club in the hopes it acts as a ritual to get a single usable CM ace

>>538185137
Nah that sounds like quotas and work. Miss me with that shit. I left my last club because of that.

>>538184889
Bullshit. That would require an absolutely insane run to accomplish. Like literally everything going right. Just getting 1k/1K/X/X/500 is a tough ask.

>>538185195
>8/9

>>538184520
cute!

Akebono grab

>>538184368
40 year old male wrote this post

>>538185368
I don't know who was the fucker, name is Urara. I did ask for 3

This is as good as it gets for me, whatever happens. Who should I build for her teammates? I have McQueen but I'm not sure how to build her for CM2

>>538185362
>Bullshit
it really isn't you faglet, just stop being bad/unlucky, and I say this has a hyper casual that's bad at the game and 110% f2p.
my last brian run 10min before my last post was literally 1k, 9xx, x x 800
>what the fuck anon you said "close-ish" but that isn't close at all wtf broke glue wdkslaö [autistic screeching]
1. subjective
2. I did this with 1-2 mlb speed cards, the rest were undereleved.
3. get gud lmao

>>538185593
>Who should I build for her teammates?
Urara and Nature, obviously.

>build for CM3
>get godly run
>forget that the track is on summer and left handed and pick the wrong greens
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>538185703
Should be groove and nature, to avoid front urara from lowering stamina requirements

>>538185703
>Urara
That's not a Meme
>Nature
I guess I can make a better one

>>538179279
Damnit oguri, not two at the same time...
how could you do this to me

But 50 isn't divisible by 3...

Is she a newfag trap?

>>538184889
>>538185696
>Brags about such and such runs using cheap cards
>Doesn't post the uma
yeah okay

48029989

CM, bring 3 fuckers

>>538185918
No, everyone loves the GOAT.

>>538185696
Show deck and parents.

>>538185983
do you make these public

>>538185918
The GOAT will litearlly win every CM for the next 2 years anon, are you stupid?

>>538185983
wtf it filled up quick

>>538186001
We need Berno SSR NOW

>>538179279
Gee Oguri! How come your trainer lets you eat TWO carrots?

good lord mayano is such a piece of shit honse

>>538186095
No

>>538185906
one used it 3 times

At a random convention since it’s my first time, kinda meh until I saw some Uma cosplayers.
I have now made it my mission to take pics of any I find. Took one of Haru Urara too

>>538186143
She would make for a great SSR wit card.

>>538180363
lurk for another 15 years retarded tourist

>>538186168
She just eats...

>>538184629
Watashi ga ichiban

Which one of these absolute units is Akebono?

47665188

another one, bring 3

>>538186593
imagine the oral trainer would never recover

I LOVE MY WIFE NTR!

>>538186613
now that's a cow

>>538186613
Need Dantsu paizuri

>>538180363
trvke (noun/verb) – An obscure online gardening term that originated on a cactus enthusiast forum in 2011. It refers to the act of rearranging succulents into a perfectly symmetrical triangle shape for maximum "desert aesthetic." Later, it evolved into slang for any activity done purely for visual balance, like lining up your snacks on a desk before gaming.

Example:

“Bro, I can’t start the raid until my energy drinks are trvke.”

“That Instagram plant wall? Peak trvke vibes.”

>>538186705
WHY WAS MY END CLOSER IN THE TOP HALF

>>538186768
Good thing that she doesnt know what lust and sex are.

>>538186593
>this milkshake tastes weird, traina

>>538186696
damn they are big

>>538181904
I'm a Gemini and I stand basically no chance. It's over.
I'm going to invest in the most Twins strategy I can and bet it all on Twintails.
Daiwa Scarlet as Ace Rocket
Nice Nature as the backline golshi bully
Fuck if I know who else. Probably a front 2nd debuffer. Maybe I can make Mayano do it. She's got a 2-side-up. She counts.

>>538187037
I’m train umas on that subject

>>538187016
Cause Haru Front messes with the race

>>538187207
>the face of bottomless glutony

>thought races in portait mode are the same as landscape
What a fool I was, missed out on so much anime kino

>>538187386
oh didnt even realize she was in the race, i'll have to re-watch it then

>>538187476
Not playing the ult animations on landscape is so dumb

>>538187475
They shouldn't have given Oguri the slut eyes. CG gave her a better face.

Landscape without music the optimal way to watch races

>>538187267
thanks for letting us know esl-kun

Fucking how!!

>>538187736
are the eyes the difference? i'm not really sure

>>538187875
she has more stamina baka, that'll be your Gemini finals btw

>>538187875
Stamina diff

>>538187875
Mommy > God

33104650
more CM runs

>>538187267
>esl pajeet is a rapist sex pest
wow so quirky and unique

lmaooooooooo whales baka

>>538183646
You guys said exactly this for Taurus snd then a lot of people got sweatlord finals.

>>538187875
this is every campaign I run when I'm trying to get garlands

>>538187267
You brownoids are so retarded it's just sad.

>>538187875
TSS "needs" 1500 stamina on end closer without heals
so you have 940 with the career buff.
she has 780 with the career buff. yes npcs get it too. but she has 10% worth of hp restores, which is kinda like having 1300 stam

so she spurts earlier and to a higher max speed than you do.

>>538188127
Whales would have 3-4+ ssrs that arent McQueen in their main deck

>>538188127
stamina grifter bros....

>>538188127
2nd guy just seems like an honest Kita reroller

THIS GAME SUCKS

more rooms..

WHERE IN THE NIGGER PENIS COCK RAPE IS LONG S

>>538188431
You're too rude for nice things

>>538187942
They are bigger and make Oguri appear more pure, I think.

>>538188074
there is... only 2 racing umas in this room...

>>538188127
witlet bros... we stand a chance

what's the meta team for this cup

>>538186953
Kino, I'm going to arrange my snacks tomorrow

>>538188613
Golshi
Rest are a little flexible but most are running a second end + debuffer

>>538188613
Narita Taishin End, Golshi End, Daiwa Pace

i love how sea and india lives rent free in so many anons heads. it's hilarious to see them blame everything on them

>>538188127
these just look like rerollers bro they gave you enough carats to mlb kitasan or super creek and srs

>>538188074
Results
>>538188553
I'ts a full room though?

bruh

>>538188723
maybe if they weren't egregious shitposters that shart up /vg/ they would be looked upon with less resentment.

>>538188817
>December Dominaton
He's back...

>>538188546
>be a pure uma
>move to the capital
>become a slut
all too common

>>538189102
his stats are low…

Is this a good spot to stop rolling for cards? Still butthurt I couldn't get a LB 3 Super Creek.

>>538188817
we literally had 8 debuffers

>>538189015
What happened when you don't pick the number one uma

>>538189191
o-ooh....

>>538188817
Does Duty of Dignity Calls on Golshi always proc?

>>538189271
No, Rudolf's unique is much better for Gold

>>538189191
stop griefing cm rooms you fuck
SHOW YOUR ACES

>>538189173
see >>538189191

>>538189180
>He rolled for creek.
Heh, you got bamboozled fool. You need to roll umas to 3* your F2P ones for parents to have skills. Now your bricked LMAO

>>538189380
>he thinks they're griefing

>>538189083
because sea and india anons are the only shitposters

>>538189392
>no spurt

What should I buy in a daily shop? Are the character stars worth their price?

Post something cute

>>538189015
>Relived to have her skill validated after a successful debut

>>538189173
oh you're right, probably an impostor

What's the nice nature deck for killing Gold Ships?

>>538189180
You need more speed SRs MLB'd, particularly Sweep and Eishin but it's not recommended to roll on any more card banners for a while

does front urara fuck over pace chasers or something

>>538189447
my brother in christ this nigga just showed up to the room with 3 debuffers how is that not griefing?

>>538189730
Eishin is a good speed SR? Also, when is the next card banner worth rolling on? thank you

>>538189771
Get the whip. We have some rowdy umas over here.

>>538189062
rape

>>538189772
Can't you kick people out of the room before firing the race?

>>538189624
Why is she sad?

>>538189771
rod sisters

you guys missed rolling on the best power card banner. nishino flower power SR 15 race bonus. literally one of the only 4+ cards that has that amount

>>538189959
maybe? never actually tried it

>>538189541
not what I said, or even implied.

>>538189624
you first

OUR HEROES... and top road

>tell Oguri to do what she truly wants
>she ditches the gold skill and just starts eating
ok that was funny

>>538189610
Clocks and maybe parfaits, 5k stars are maaaybe worth it if you're close to an unlock

Join CunnyInc.
A+ rank
everyone that applies is accepted

>>538190162
NOOOOO DONT DO THAT

>>538190020
yeah I'll just roll it 5x on the Riko banner.

>>538189836
She has good events for energy and a decent green skill, not high up there like Sweep or Halo but she's good.

I believe the next good card banner is Rice/Riko or Nice Nature, which is a while from now. We get free rolls (if they follow JP) so that's nice.

>>538190020
Oh yeah? Show your MLB Nishino Flower Power SR card.

>>538190020
one of 4+ SRs or 4+ cards?

>>538190162
Why are you saying A+ when it's currently in the B+ range approaching B?

>>538181904
>look up my birthday
>taurus
>look at my titles
>taurus platinum
Did I win the game? Can I quit now?

>long sparks not triggering at inspiration for multiple runs
>now getting fucked because pace chuds are whores that need a billion power
i need a third for my team but i don't wanna fucking try building daiwa or tachyon anymore

>>538190520
Ikuno......


dictus

>>538189771
>>538190002
cards?

>danchou asks us a question in the chat
>everyone ignores it for 2 hours
>don't want to engage as well
>want to post a shoe request
>will look like an ass by making it obvious I'm ignoring him

I actually think this is good enough to run

>>538190417
>>538190520
oh wait i lied theres like 9 of them but you can get 6 of them in the first 2 years ikuno, natty, sakura, nishino, marv, vega

>>538190741
tell me your dick size now you fucking coward

>>538190741
send an oyasumi beforehand make it look like you're about to log out

>>538190061
yet they get blamed for all the shitposting, which is what i stated in my first post

>>538190741
>Log in 2-3 times a day, often only to quickly donate some shows and leave again
>See messages only hours after the fact
I'll ignore your shit, and you'll like it, danchou

>>538190807
>adolf witler
>no spurt
hmmmm nyo

>>538190741
I honestly forgot the chat tab even existed

>>538190741
bwo just answer the question... don't be rude bwo...

>>538190807
i think without spurt your chances of catching up are even lowerr

>>538190807
no stopping me honse with no no stopping me why even play her

>>538189191
>end air groove
what was he cooking

pace daiwa hard counters front air groove debuffer that pokke is shilling

Any /uma/ clubs got openings? Couldn't stand my no-fan earning, dirt-shoe spamming random club anymore.

>>538190995
no stopping me sucks and is useless most of the time

>>538191165
Mambo would if Dancho would do his job for once.......

>>538191162
pokke is a retard and his urara strat hilariously backfired. he and rednu are competing for worst umatuber title now that they can't get taurus plat

>>538191165
have an opening… but we spam dirt

>no stopping me
>gets stopped

>>538188723
ok rajeesh singh

I love farming for whites, not farming for specific whites just farming for as many whites as possible

im prob the only indian here, just woke up and made some roti ready to bring my ox to plow the fields while playing some uma musume

>>538191165
“/Uma/ Club” (top 100) has one, but no rule against asking for dirt (people seldom do though)

>>538190116
Our ACTUAL heroes

Give me a cancer parent deck, I'm DONE trying to make gemini aces

dirt shoes are fine it just forces people to ask for it twice or they run out, some people just snipe on reset and request once

The issue with this event is fucking NOBODY pulled the event card (why would they) so it’s a slog

How early do you consider a run doomed and give up? For me it's if I don't have 300 in something or if I get bad mood right before hopeful stakes.

>>538191726
Your Doober?

>>538191789
I have it and use it i meant doubling up

i fell for the double debuffer meme
come on in

78125003

Sweet, wonder if I'll break 15 cards

Your scenario high score, /uma/?

>>538191994
witGOD

>>538191994
12.9k i think, you’ve got me beat

>>538191994
I won

>>538191775
second inspiration. according to MooMoo old grinders literally wouldn't continue if second wasn't gold

Some of you are too mentally ill for your supposed age range

>>538192302
that's too hardcore for me but i'm getting exhausted from long sparks not triggering

>>538177921
hopeful stakes is a goldship only race. Expect to end in the last digits

>>538181904
...yeah... h-haha!

>>538191940
gud race, might try and squeeze in an air groove over my urara

mayano is better as late surger to proc ult

HARKITTE IKOU

>>538192549
lates are shit to build unless you have mlb eishin flash

>>538192621
ok calc boy im using the real in game sim

ok i cant say im completely satisfied with my sparks, especially since i ended up ditching some 2* blues for 1* blues, but i'm tired
its time to start building aces

Training for long is busting my balls...how did i do?

>>538191940
>>538191940
its so over for DIY end closers

>>538191358
>>538191526
Oh, don't misunderstand. I don't mind it. But hardly anyone played and after a day of nothing 20 dirt shoe requests, it's like "can you guys just request some mile or medium shoes for Gods sake?"
As well, it was only C+ and dropping in rank because people weren't logging on.

>>538192769
>not 1095 stam
owari da

>>538191014
I want to RAPE Elle!

>>538192872
>No Spurt
I'm beginning to nyooootice

>>538192872
wait shit i cropped out the 1st

>>538192876
A+ club so somewhat chill if you want to join

That's right, I only request dirt shoes. Don't like it? Come back when you have a higher fan count.

>check my veteran umamusumes
>tfw i have a 12* stam 15* mile taiki and maru already
cancer cup is going to be easy bros

>>538177921
>retards still not using front in training
lol
lmao

>Air Groove activates Frenzied End Closers
>whale Gold Shit dies and gets 8th
At last I finally see

>>538193109
you need power no stam tho

>>538193195
Stam inherits means you can bring power cards.

>>538193109
Rent that bitch out for easy points

>>538192876
Yeah, it’s a funny meme but dirt requests shouldn’t truly unironically tilt anyone in a good club. Bad on top of bad though and yeah I can see how you felt the need to go

>>538193195
game gave me mlb power cards

Only 3 more loans until CM and I don't have long Spurt Goldshi. My Taishin literally can't compete alone

>>538193054
Yea sure, need a code or got a name I can throw a request to?

>>538192302
Gold inheritance is a meme.

>>538193421
you have 4 days of registration period still

I am going to train a Maruzensky. What am I in for?

>>538193631
I need to run a Seiun front as well to counter meme Daiwas or Uraras

spurt isnt even good it can proc at some retarded place

Remember to get your ichiban before shes gone.

anymore cm rooms

Post em

Vodka what the fuck

>>538193584
I hate you

>>538193660
Non-canon races where it doesn't matter if you lose and she's just "having fun" no matter what because the real horse couldn't race in G1s.

>>538193584
;_;7

>>538193760
All random

>>538191994
13176 from this goldshi
Sadly it's glue due to lack of S & spurt

how many spark stars do i need to take a B aptitude to A? 3?

>>538193901
maestro status?

>>538193761
That's why it feels so good. I want to rape her and cum deep inside and take responsibility then rape her more

>>538193901
Just get 1000/1000/1000 and spurt no longer matters.

What's their problem?

>>538191994
I can get this higher for sure

>>538193949
[Denied]

>>538194041
Napoleon complex.
But I love them anyways

>>538194041
imagine the oyakodon

>>538191536
I like the ones with big boobs

>>538194094
GutsGOD, do recovery skills even work with guts?

CHECK YOUR INBOX

Come race

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18275190

>>538193421
God they’re big

>1200/1200 Gold Ship gets hit with Frenzied
Okay I admit this is pretty funny

>>538191305
Rednu lost too? Kek.

>>538193660
Don't forget to do the G3 race in the first week of summer for hot topic and a bunch of skill points

CYGENEROUS
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>>538194320
>whale room
hmmm nyo

FUUUUUUUUUUUUAK IM RICH
THANKS CYGENEROUS

>>538194041
I need to find a good dream journey card

newfriend here, which personal skills are the absolute goat to inherit? i've been trying to farm a 3* stam maruzen for a few weeks now, should i keep trying or move to a different uma?

how important is frenzied end closers? does it matter if they hit all their recovery skills

Decided to borrow a Twin Turbo support but fuck that little cunt, I didn't realize she can decide to fuck you out of her support event on the first try

when was the last time we got actual carat gibs? the 50 from maintenance doesn't count

>>538194586
multiply chance to proc with your wit by the chance of the enemy gold ship getting rushed

>>538194675
When we got like 5000 for free a couple weeks ago. Sorry you have no self control

>>538194746
wtf, I know umas ears are sensitive but not to the point of making that face

>>538194919
Umas with covered ears have the most sensitive ears.

I want to train spooky knight

>>538194824
kek

Daiwabros, my objective here is to make Resplendlent Red Ace skill to reach the Last Spurt, right?

>>538194961
My favourite YouTube told me to skip, so I'm skipping

>>538195031
The original is hotter

>>538194235
I haven't the faintest clue

>>538195031
>>538195126

>>538194523
Maru's ult is good to inherit. Ryan, Oguri, Rudolf are classics. El's will be useful for next CM. Depends on who the ace is and what style.

>>538194523
it depends
during first cm everyone was looking for maruzensky, ryan or taiki, now nobody use it because they aren't that much useful for cm2 so now everyone is looking for mcqueen and long sparks. i would drop the idea of grinding for some 3* spark AND a unique. just go for whatever that can reach 600+stats to farm that 3* stam spark

>>538194961
when does the nige/seiun sky reign of terror end? is it the 1st guts rework or does it last even longer than that?

I had the perfect run with 5 parent spurt and 5 parent lpmg and got ZERO. If I got spurt I would had been fine but NOOOOO. Also no coolown event after junior year so fuck me.

>>538195031
Is that…

>>538193760
all random wearing tracen uniform

>>538195302
OG sky is still used as a parent even today in JP

>>538195082
In this track's case, your goal is to use the unique to overcome the final uphill. Same with spurt.

>>538195156
gigachad would say this unironically

fronts are not usable at all in jp