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>Global Game News
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3
Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
11/13 - Legend Races
11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m
11/24 - Story event

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Wonder Acute alt (3*), SSR Mihono Bourbon (Power)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

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inb4 baleeted

>>546094854
Whether it survives or not, this is now a Shinko Windy thread. If you post, you will be bitten. If you don't post, you will most likely be bitten.

they do it for free

Hmmm, nyo.
Try another thread.

UMA MUSUME IS REST GAME

Do you guys think I can make an Air Groove tulpa before maintenance ends?

what does a runaway runner need to not die on the field?

Will this one survive

What triggered janny tranny this time?
Also why is there so many of you homosexuals siding with the janny?

So how were your finals?

>>546095070
Yes, but not a good one. She'll just be mean all the time and will probably beat you up.

>>546095145
unironically everything a front needs + 1200 stam + 2 golds

>>546095174
Because ntretard cant help himself making threads early.

Is there a docs or list for what skills are useful now

What the FUCK I usually do my dailies NOW because I go to BED after. I don't WANT to set an alarm and wake up before reset in the morning.

At LEAST 10000 apolocarats

DAY 2

>>546095234
there is this image but other anon said that was a wip, so take it with a grain of salt

>>546095328
40 and a TP30, take it or leave it

>>546095174
Imagine you finally get that moderator power you dreamt off and it is not as exciting as you viewed it to be, would you not power trip and make things exciting for yourself?
In my opinion it feels like the janny is doing a poor job.

>woke up 3 hours early than usual
>the maintenance is still on
Aiiiieeeeee

>>546095221
Siding with the janny tranny is extremely fucking gay, no matter how you look at it. No excuse will make you look good. Boot licker faggot. How about I put a baton up your asshole, you would enjoy that don't you.

>rp has capped
LET ME IN

>>546095456
avatarfagging is against the rules

can I get a Taishin Testo in the chat

>>546095363
>spe continues to be fed

>>546095392
No, I would not. I would simply quit.

>>546095221
not even OP but we hit the limit in the old thread five (5) minutes after the new (Akebono) thread was made
deleting it was completely unnecessary and you're retarded by extension for supporting it

>>546094784 (OP)
Atleast update the OP NTR bro

>>546095363
>immediately murders Curren and spends the rest of the time takin' it easy
She really would, wouldn't she?

>>546095363
they killed AGEMASEN in another 3v1

I know fujis unique got buffed but man idk if I can deal with her parent grind

feels like her inheritance score would always be low because she's like, bad at racing despite being a front

>>546095196
I updated my Oguri to be a glass cannon because I was more concerned about Dominators than Neichas. Then I got a lobby with two Neichas. Other guy's Unity Oguri was more optimal to beat Neichas and maybe one Dominator so I knew it was lost. I accept my second place. Rough for your Oguri Fat, though

>>546095363
>nepo baby spechud

>>546095484
>Posting Umas in the Umamusume thread is illegal
You will never be a janny, waste of oxygen

>>546095561
she has a feeder

going to bed, the update will be here when i wake up, or else

>the iOS app just updated and the version is 1.20.6, which was a post MANT release on JP
>Expect QoL updates up until that point as this follows the same trend

QoL after patch CONFIRMED
Expect A LOT of QoL since this is like 1.5 years into the game

Teio!

>>546095560
You have been bitten by Shinko Windy.

>>546095592
you don't seem to understand what avatarfagging means

>GOD TIER
shoop da woop
longcat
baneposts/CIA
desu
Yaranaika
Yotsuba

>HIGH TIER
Konata
Miku
Reimu/2hus
laughing whores
bogdanoffs
sad/happy cats
troll face (old and new)

>MID TIER
Gachis
Classic emojis
mudkip/pokemon
thisisfine
frodo
other 3d celebs (kirk)
AYAYA/other anime emotes like Kannanom

>LOW TIER
Janny emotes
All frogs
BTTV/twitch emotes (pog/kekw/Champs)
gigachad(s)

>SHIT TIER
Wojaks

BROS MY GAME IS JUST STUCK ON THE SPLASH SCREEN WHAT HAPPENED

>>546095196
Opponents brought a debuffer each. When the match started debuffs were fired, at the final stretch debuffs were fired again. This worked so well that everyone was brocking each other except for the last minute Gold Ship I shat out and she took the win.
This was open league so the win really dosent mean anything. I just thought debuffing everyone till brocked was funny. I wished I recorded it
>>546095363
AND SPECHUD KEEP FUCKING EATING

>>546095615
whatever helps you sleep tonight

>seajanny hours
grim

Post your strongest Unity uma.

>>546095629
You are a newfag retard secondary EoP globalbab nigger. Are you expecting a confession? Pathetic.

Wasn't hunger game posting banned?
When did that get the okay?

>>546095680
Sneed

>>546095721
you will never get your divegrass team back

>>546095363
SPECHUD YOU FAT FUCK SHARE

can both of you just please make out

>>546095739
desperate times call for desperate measures

>deleted
Kinda based

>>546095739
/gig/ keeps doing it during maintenance

horsecloud

whats with the two fags fighting? they should go to sleep instead

>>546095196
Mayachi beat an Aoharu oguri while gassing out

>>546095691
Banned for botting. Good luck in your next gacha.

How much longer now?

>>546095617
And I would fully accept this fate.

>>546095830
>witspeedoguririkogame

>>546095830
NEED SPEED

>seajannytranny hours
fucking grim, i'm going to bed

i should be doing my renshuu while the maint goes through but im bored already and just want my horses back

>>546095830
>need speed gonna cap

>>546095308
>>546095332
Regular Hachimi seems to be abandoned too. Hachimi-Edge looks like a maintained fork but IDK if it works on Global.

Post YFW we get early QoL too

>>546095196
SMaru got me a second platinum title in a row (and probably the last now).

>>546095886
sniffin' that first-rate pit

Ladies and gentlemen: The best soundpost of November

>>546095830
speed power... wit

>>546095830
>one fuji left big card

>>546095196
My Oguri held back to make things more interesting

I don't need apologems, I need apolocoins.
I'm always running out of coins and need to level up more cards.

NIGHT 2

>>546095830
start training power
post stam cards

>>546095948
ANON YOUR %

>>546095830
hey teioposter got in
>>546095995
>yada and :o hold hands
cute!

Did we get the update yet?

>>546095517
I did update the OP as usual, for one of the deleted threads, fren. But I accidentally closed the tab after and I lost it.
Apologies.

>>546095948
fukufags once again not beating the filename allegations

>>546095948
WAIT I SUCK ASS AT POSTING THIS ONE

While I wait I am playing Steel Diver on my 3DS. I assume that many of you are doing the same.

>Wanna try the umaviewer thing
>Keeps saying it can't find the database
>Turns out my client didn't have everything downloaded, which I remedied
>Still says it can't find the database even after double checking everything
I swear, I'm NOT A complete retard, and now how to use github and even how to read!

I enjoyed the new scenario. :]

>>546095363
that's the Spefat I know and love~

Has anyone gone into the irc to ask what bug died up our janny's butt?

Ummmm...

>>546096105
I'm not sure if my 3DS even works anymore

>>546096104
do you have the one of her chant with taiki

>>546095615
Steam version also 1.20.6
(Contact us -> tick app version)

>taiki gets mile maven in aoharu
>a skill she cant even use if there are 3 fronts in the game

chiyo!

>>546096164
must have gotten obliterated in the CM after wasting thousands of dollars

>>546096215
>after maintenance she only has to be in the front 5
Retarded falcoposter

>>546096164
no but you are welcome to waste your time

>>546095615
>>546096202
Anything else big or stuff we already knew?

>>546095921
Grim. I just want 60fps, man. Fuck these japs for enforcing 30fps on everything.

>>546095995
what in the cute

>>546096105
if mine was charged id just play this again for the 6th time

>>546095196
There were no Oguri FAT in my room so it's just me and Seiun fighting for 1st
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=nmqpl3zBX5

>>546096164
man you guys really dunno what happens if you go on the irc these days, you need a -REALLY- good reason to ask them something or your ass gets the boot

trust me, vtuber fags experienced it hard, that's why they left

YOU!
Yes YOU!
You will post Twin Turbo now!
And you will say something nice about her!

>>546096105
I'm working the night shift, so I ain't got shit to do
I wonder if my 3ds still works. Never got around to playing persona q 2

>>546096262
Same. I used it for 60FPS and to actually make it fucking behave properly at a resolution that isn't 1080p or 16:9. And to make the text scroll by way faster.

>>546096313
I'n going to rape you in a dark bathroom, Twin Turbo anon.

>>546096306
do you still get kicked for lurking?

>>546096105
.. -. -.-. .-. . -.. .. -... .-.. -.-- / -... .- ... . -.. -.-.--

>>546096256
You have no idea the amount of QoL that is about to happen.
1 click sweep of Daily Races and Team Trials is just a small part of it and it's already the best thing we have been missing.

>>546096313
I want to have sex with her

>>546096313
super cute and definitely the fastest

DAY 3

>>546096313
shes the best side character in season 2 (the best season)

>>546096306
>spoiler
got perma'd for going in there to tell them a bunch of people were spamming pizza and that maybe somebody should respond to the dumptruck of reports

>>546096398
>1 click sweep of Daily Races and Team Trials
Maybe I will actually use my Jelly up now to high roll...

>>546096427
Gluttony has caught up to spechud

>>546096398
>Daily Races and TT sweep
Already insanely based if true.

>>546096128
>now how
it’s grim.

>>546096427
why is she picking berries when she's been given enough food for a month
dumb honse

Is hauraku hackeranon here?

why is the thread called "Uma Musume" when the game is Umamusume?

>>546096306
Honestly, haven't been in since the shutdown
Forget that they're one some jeet skeleton crew

>>546096427
She literally can't stop going for food

>>546096498
"Food for a month" for a regular horse perhaps...

>>546096370
you're gay and a nigger

>>546096427
INJURED
MOOD DOWN

>>546096427
Stop trying to eat wtf

>>546096298
It was obvious how that was going to go in the first five seconds. No way for Seiun to beat SMaru to first unless she starts out with the advantage and I'm lol'ing at the rest of those 'aces.'

>>546095995
opera bird died

>>546096515
Why are you saying "Umamusume" when it's spelt ウマ娘?

>>546096427
What did she hear…

>>546096427
>Force to kill between 2 people
>Kills a 3rd party instead
???

>>546096137
Reported this post to Cygenerous

>>546096427
>>546096498
It's Special Week, you know she already ate all the food her sponsors gave her.

I think I get the appeal of being a feeder now...

>>546096427
Makween that is FUCKED up

NIGHT 3

>>546096128
bro the default settings are to search for JP server, go to settings and put global

>this is what the average uma sloptuber looks like
grim

>>546096729
Rice wouldnt say this

>>546096627
but anon our game isnt called ウマ娘 プリティーダービー it's Umamusume

>>546096498
*food for 1 hour*

What parents work best for my big wife?

>>546096729
Rice says this to me

>>546096704
>spechud is still eating

>>546096728
You mean, like the top of the git mentions? Obviously did that.

>>546096746
He eats like Oguri Cap - that's good roleplaying. But he does not train like Oguri Cap. His act is incomplete.

>>546096704
OGURI NOOOOO

>>546096780
The coloration in the image you provided suggests a split between uma and musume, ergo

>>546096704
HOW THE FUCK IS THE CHUD STILL EATING

>>546096704
good work spechud

>>546096704
the classic 'sit around and wait for the game to end itself' strategy from sky, love to see it

>>546095921
sad, now i don't know how i will work around to 60fps

>ONE (1) MORE HOUR
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ONE (1) MORE HOUR
>ONE (1) MORE HOUR
ONE (1) MORE HOUR

>>546096878
You have been bitten by Shinko Windy.

>>546096704
appropriate reaction honestly

>>546096704
>spe is still fucking eating

>>546095921
>>546096885
>fps fags are on suicide watch
LMAO

>>546096704
At this rate im expecting spechud to win by doing nothing but eating

What's with the deleted posts? Janny cracking down on avatarfags?

So who's making a big nig so I can test my fronts against it?

>>546096984
yeah

>NTR avatarfag thread
Disgust.

the fix is in the hachimi discord. only chads can figure it out

>>546096202
>>546095615
And what version were we at before this?

>>546096790
Wish I was in Flower's position.

First thing I will test is if this donkey can finally win races as late with the new positioning changes.

>>546096746
why do so many fat ugly brown retards use facecams now
i remember when the only people who used facecams were faggots who were obsessed with having people look at them

>>546096704
>Every spechud event involves eating

>>546096704
at this point or fishing wife or spechud will win, they are the lazy ones

>Wake up
>Surely maintenance must be done by now
>
Owari da... EoS imminent...

DAY 4

>>546096984
Good. Kill the pedos as well.

>>546096704
deadly donkey

>>546096885
>>546095921
Would this affect Hakuraku too?

>taiki
>smaru
>2nd front (likely daiwa, bobo or mayacchi)
is this a good team to start working on after patch?

>>546097101
SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF
THE FOOD WAS JUST SITTING THERE

>>546097101
spe stole some food again...

>>546096957
I know Shuttles special is good but is Curren's?

Hi guys, can I get a (You)?

>>546097101
raisu has her weapon and rose now...it's over...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

>>546096812
settings>others
if the region is global then i don't know what is wrong

I had a post but then captcha made fun of my mirco pp then told me to kill myself

>>546097101
DOES HER GREED KNOW NO BOUNDS????

They are updating the News section in the website.
Huge QoL post incoming

>>546097101
Who will stop this chud's wicked hand!?

>>546097101
spechud really steals?
no dignity

>>546097101
specialFATASS

>>546097129
Dunno, I never set it up. Probably? We'll have to wait for the dev

>>546097101
Holy shit spechud please put the food down

>>546097172
Curren got buffed

>>546097101
SHE'S STILL HUNGRY

>>546097189
Pretty much my issue. Not like this thing is any complicated, so no idea what's going wrong on my end. Who knows, maybe it will work tomorrow, hell I know.

I think Riko Kashimoto SUCKS

>>546097097
It's until 8 utc I think so an hour more
Judging by princess connect they are very exact with maintenance time
They probably had everything ready in the first hour and just waiting time

ONE MINUTE

>>546097101
For one moment I thought Spe had stolen from a cripple, that would have been too much even for me

>>546097191
then refused to update the picture the machines are rising against me :(

3 Goddesses, I've seen what you've done for others and I humbly pray you do the same for me.

>>546097234
Well that sucks because I don't have either of those Umas. Which one to pair with Oguri?

>>546097301
It's one more hour lol

you don't need riko training for miles right

>>546096960
nah i can live with that

NIGHT 4

>>546097275
Little Cocon's clit

>start the game completely forgetting there's a maintenance going
>leave the game minimized
>the music is replaced with the backrooms electric ambience
>the title screen with "Uma Musume: Pretty Derby!" sounds like audio compressed in a NES cartridge

>>546097301
Nobody tell him…

Danchou isn’t going to be happy with my fan count today. I expect at least 1500 apolocarats for my troubles to make up for being kicked.

>>546097275
I think it's irresponsible of Akikawa to offer the entire student body of Tracen as a therapist to some random lady without telling anyone that she is doing it.

>>546097379
the raped...

>>546097379
Maybe you should stop eating so much food spefat

>>546097379
>rapist keeps her cripple hostage alive just to rape her
brutal
>seiun crying because spechud stole all her food
>spechud going insane from the food coma
it can't keep going on

>>546097354
Are you trying to make Akebono for CM5?

>>546097379
>lighten the mood
hehe we just killed the other people, lets do some ghost stories

>>546097379
why does everything flying Green Lady does feel menacing to me
she's manipulating poor neko somehow I just know it

>>546096560
and you're an oonigga so it balances out.

>>546097379
>spe eats so much her brain starts suffering

Danchou... I'm falling asleep. I can't hold on...

>>546097379
>Raped the cripple so hard she begs for death

>>546097379
Scarlet is raping the cripple...

>>546097362
Nah, since you'll probably be running a Power Card. I weirdly think Helios or Digital are just use cards. I don't hate Hishi but you may as well gamble with the other 2 for skills.

>>546097379
Seiun…

How long does the fucking Maintenance last

>>546097474
Yeah. I know she isn't meta but big horse is my favorite.

>>546097484
Wheels within wheels, the gaslight must remain lit.

>>546097548
1 more hour

>>546097548
58 minutes till extended maintenance begins.

>>546097548
One (1 (0.5 * 2 (0.25 * 4 (0.125 * 8)))) more hour

LET ME INNNNNNNNN

>>546097617
>>546097630

Oyasuma.

Day 5

>>546097515
I shall be running bobo SR and falco for fronts

>>546097484
does anyone still have the flying green lady gif

>>546097578
I don't care if she is meta or not, she is trash.
That being said
She is a pace chaser, you want McQueen and Brian ult on her, these are the only options you have
No accel on this bitch btw, you will have to bet on the hills, Highlander and Straight Descent
Otherwise make her run Late Surger

>>546097342
damn she big

>>546097671
FAT FUCK CRUSHED YADA?

>>546097671
FAT FUCK

>Open a random pokemon stream
>He's watching horse racing

>>546097671
too heavy for the tree...

>>546097671
WELL WELL WELL SPECHUNK

>>546097671
Spe...

>>546097671
>dies falling out of a coconut tree, crushing a loli to death in the process
a fitting end for special needs, the main protagonist of uma musume

>>546097671
>unknown sponsor
We know how the mejiro family works

>>546097671
The Chud crashing to Earth must have been like the Meteor that killed the Dinosaurs

>>546097671
SPECHUD NOOOOOOOOOO

bwos...how could this happen...

>>546097671
RUN KING RUN

>>546097671
>spechud fattened up all day just to do a self destruct move on someone with her weight
kino

Teio (non-brat version)

>>546097671
RUN KINGU RUUUUN

>>546097671
>she tried to eat what ate her vegetables
>she died
YADA YADA

>>546097671
We're all overlooking green woman acquiring two more kills SHE IS DANGEROUS DO NOT TRUST HER

bobo is so cool...

>>546097671
Scarlet's after that first-rate umanko...

NIGHT 5

>>546097874
What could a mere ningen do against such a talented lot of umamusume!?

>>546095196
I think my finals went pretty well

>>546097914
THE SLEEPER HOLD

>>546097914
EL is snake now?

>>546097671
SPECHAN YOU FAT FUCK NOOOOOO

>>546097914
BANCHO'S TAPPING OUT

>>546095196
I lost by 1 length denying me of quad platinum, but it goes so much further back.

At first I was building a double dominator team (first ace was Oguri) but after testing CM4 rooms I shifted to have Goldship be the single ace and then after that decided to use both of them and a hybrid Rudolf but forgot that Oguri and Goldship both have lone wolf and was unable to rebuild a better or on-par Goldship who could maybe get Maestro and Curvature in time.
>why not reuse Taurus Goldship
she also had lone wolf and had go home specialist which didn't work on the hanshin track at that time and kept gassing out 50m left in test rooms.

I also thought Aoharu/Unity would be an instant upgrade and spent my last few borrows trying to make aces there instead of URA while queueing at the reset which most likely affected my finals matchmaking. Also the support cards and parents are wrong for Oguri in the pic.

>>546097914
seiun is still broken...

Pulling an uma earlier than pity always feels so... fucked up depending on how deep you go. If you get her early, you win. If you get her in 186, you may as well spark for the 4* 10% buff. It's the 80-130 range that feel bad to stop.

>>546097671
>died by eating vegetables

>>546097953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dbpEc1_IyI

>>546097689
>She's trash
Rude!
But thanks for the advice
And suggesting 2 other Umas I don't own

>>546098016
CARATS SAVED ARE CARATS EARNED

So how do I make an Ace Suzuka for the upcoming CM?

>>546097934
>that swerve to avoid getting brocked by opera
I love it when umas do that, it's always sexy.

>>546097924
SHE HAS MANIPULATIVE TENDANCIES

>>546097934
Nice. Does anyone know if getting first and second cucks someone out of ranking second place, or does it only count your highest ranking Uma?

>>546097914
EL WITH THE RKO

>>546095196
my smaru got first, my golshi got second. i got lucky with a 0 whale lobby

>>546098061
>>546095216

if a normal front catches up to an ooniger, do they start duelling and kill the ooniger?

>>546098068
Both of my Golds were from 3rd place finishes where 1st/2nd were the same toreina.

>>546097854
Does she work at a cafe serving coffee?

>>546097854
Teio's pussy taste like hachimi

why did the original hachimi leader leave

>>546097771
I lost neck to two oguri with my daiwa
I will get my Leo win next year

>>546098119
No, because dueling requires they're at close to the same speed, which they're obviously not if one caught up.

>>546098119
That's racist.

>>546098119
ooniges can only compete with each other and fronts can only compete with fronts

>>546097854
but however will i administer correction if she isnt a brat?

>>546098045
something striker

INVEST STOCKS INTO EL CONDOR PASA NOW

I think they will slow down on CMs once we're caught up date wise, we're like 3 months behind rn

https://jiggie.fun/Honsefun
https://jiggie.fun/Honsefun
https://jiggie.fun/Honsefun

THE FEAST

>>546098061
just make her a front instead of a big nige. her new unique beats maruzensky.

>>546097914
>Cripple wife still alive
katawamusume supremacy

>>546098313
Errr...

>>546098272
heh... I guess someone didn't have enough guts...

SELL EL CONDOR PASSA STOCKS

I'm weirdly of thinking Red Ace inheritance on my front + Angling for Suzuka insurance

>>546098313
anon...

>>546098272
>Spreading Lies falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
A fitting end for such an evil, cold hearted bitch

>>546098272
>[autistic screeching intensifies]

>>546098272
SUGAR LIGHTS NO

>>546098272
>raped two nights prior
>dies anyways to your rapist
cripple bros...

>>546095196
The streak continues

>>546098272
FUCKING TARD TAZUNA HOW DO YOU DROWN IN A FROZEN LAKE

MEI! SHO! DO! TO!

Omg my daily free ten pull was so lucky today

>>546098272
now kingu is not the weakest on the golden generation

>>546098272
Seiun Sky has finally had enough

>>546098379
Red Ace sucks when inherited.

>>546098379
Red Ace looks like it should be a good skill but I’ve never seen it in the wild. I just assumed I didn’t know why it was bad.

https://youtu.be/UesM55cxu-o
I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
>>546098272
Only one of my submissions remains...

>>546098272
Looks like Scarlet finally got tired of her toy.

>>546098050
Well, good luck making her work. Anyone can win CM with proper training. I'd advice go with late surger and gamble, slap Ryan, Taiki ult, on your left and furious feat and pray

>>546098272
jesus christ daiwa...

>>546098430
When Tracen is ashes, then you have my permission to die.

>>546098516
taiki ult is dogshit on anyone except taiki use someone else

DANCHUD.... I'M GOING TO MISS THE DAILY QUOT-ACK

I never read the hunger games

IT'S UP!!!

DAY 6

>>546098576
even other pacers?

>>546098606
I've fallen for this 3 times now

>>546098449
Evil, villainous, despicable.

>>546098604
same, I only fake-read it for a school project once
harry potter is better

>>546098617
MEJIRO THINKS ABOUT WINNING

>>546098617
McQueen is literally "Does nothing, wins"

>>546098617
Stop her! Stop her, Ronarado Mcdonarado!

>>546098602
>daily quotas
I am in a club with just me and my wife. It's peaceful.

>>546098617
ALL IN ON RAPIST

NIGHT 6

>>546098617
FLATTIE VS TITTY SHOWDOWN

>>546098576
retard

>>546098621
it loses so much of its power when inherited compared to other umas uniques, idk who to replace it with but I know that only taiki can use taikis skill and inheriting it is just trolling

>>546097671
>spent the entire hunger games eating just to kamikaze Sweep

>>546098617
ALL IN ON KACHOW

>>546098714
bird got the last laugh...

>>546098247
Daiwa as the new fatty? Don't mind this at all

>>546098714
SHE'S BACK

>>546098665
>Potter is better
I mean, fucking duh.

>>546098689
wtf northernlion posts here?

>>546098789
>northernlion
who

>>546098665
Tosho would say this

I want maintenance apology carats

>>546095196
My goal was Leo Gold and I won Leo Gold with my favorite uma, so pretty good.

If I lust for Nishino Flower but not any other loli character, am I still considered a lolicon?

>No Stopping Me!
>gets stopped

>>546098665
Are you telling me Hunger Games was assigned reading at your school? Jesus wept for zoomers, holy shit.

>>546098868
Yes.

>>546098604
Those "serious" young adult series always sucked. When Harry Potter went darker it also lost a lot of charm

>>546095216
Would a suzuka with these stats beat a bunny front/pace?

>>546098886
my middle school class had a trip to see the movie when it came out and everyone wouldnt stop making fun of it to the point the teachers made rules about talking about it in general

If I lust for Tokai Teio do I have shit taste?

>>546098665
what does Sweep think about Fantastic Beasts?

>>546098908
It's got what teenagers crave.

Man what's with the maintanance? I had the best career ever before going to bed yesterday but had to stop right after the 2nd Summer

>>546098983
Yes.

>>546098983
you just like tight girls

>>546098617
>seyun dies from thirst
I'm blaming spe for that

>>546098665
YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, HARRY

if I'm running double front, do I still want angling or do I go all in on the no stopping me strat?

NIGHT 6 AND THE WINNER! THE FIRST OFFICIAL /UMA/ HG CHAMPION!

>>546098983
If you're going for a brat with barely warranted arrogance, Curren is objectively the best option. The devil horns are literally right there.

>>546099060
WE WON

>>546099060
>does nothing
>wins
kachow

>>546099045
if a front doesnt angle dont they just die?

>>546099084
Ew, Curren is a roastie

>>546099060
WON BY DOING NOTHING!!

>>546095196
I ran into a whale with 13.5k oguri and smaru
I had 85% winrate on round 2. I saw people win their finals with 50% winrate. I'm salty

>>546099060
YOU IDIOT

If I lust for King Halo, Mejiro Ardan, and Satono crown, am I a slut?

>>546099060
The strongest stayer.

>>546097175
sure

>>546099060
MAKWEEN CHAN IS SO COO

>>546099060
Time for victory sex!

>>546099045
No Stopping Me on fronts is when you run a big niger rabbit for them

>>546099060
>do nothing the entire game
>win

>>546099045
I feel like I'm potentially misreading the skill if this is general consensus but isn't this skill for literally anyone BUT fronts?

>>546098983
Only if it's blue Teio. Red Teio is superior.

>>546099060
lmao @ scarletto

>>546099105
they also die if suzuniger exist in the same lobby, so that's why you just run both and let the 2nd placer activate a 0.4 accel gold and catapult that one up. I guess It doesn't hurt to get both

>>546099096
>>546099113
she forced glurara to kill someone she was an active participant, I was betting on seuin winning by nothing

Within past free rolls I've got 5 SSRs.
And I will pull more with the rest free rolls.

>>546098868
What is it about Nishino that you lust over? If it's body type, you are a lolipedo no matter what. If it's just her personality I could see you being a non-lolicon.
She's cute but Super milf is better in every way if you like motherly characters.

>>546098886
The closest thing you'll get to 'actual' literature for school English in America is Beowulf or Hamlet usually. All other Americana is either The Great Gatsby or To Kill a Mockingbird. I really wish pulp didn't get such a massive stigma because Clark Ashton Smith, Lovecraft, Howard, and Vance has massive influence on how contemporary fiction is written

>>546099060
>Official MC of the game won
As expected desuwa

>>546098617
all in on mcdonalds

You guys are fucking retarded.

I need more Ojousamas. Halo's career is starting to get old

>>546099060
Based Mcfatty

>>546099060
Best call for a victory beverage.

>>546099189
>double fronts
it means you have someone in front to trigger it. People usually say oonigga but I don't have suzu and doesn't having another front who's closer trigger it more reliably than an oonigga who's far up

>>546099259
>>Official MC of the game won
But Daiwa Scarlet didn't win.

>>546099342
Correct.

>>546098886
Our English teacher would've given us a stern lecture if we proposed such books. He was a boomer, but I read decent amount of good literature thanks to him.
I can't imagine literature like Hunger Games or Twilight or even 50 Shades being placed in the same context as old classics.

>>546099293
Duh

>Missed HG
Nigger do another one, I woke up

>>546099060
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN MCDONALDS WOULD WIN

>>546099060
And that's how you win back to back Spring Tenno Shos folks. By doing nothing.

>>546099060
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvp6_XkmhKQ

Placements and Statistics

Holy shit El Condor...

Now for the big question, are you pulling on THE MOST VALUE DOUBLE SPEED SUPPORT BANNER EVER?
Or Akeboner, I guess

>>546099060
the strongest stayer...

Is anyone making lobbies after maint?

>>546099517
>THE MOST VALUE DOUBLE SPEED SUPPORT BANNER EVER
Not when Fukukitaru speed is right around the corner

>>546099060
ez

>>546099486
>zero kills for fishing wife
>third
truly in character

>>546099486
sugar right got 6th place by doing nothing

>>546098886
I "had" to read it for a scifi lit class in college (literally just sparknotes'ed it)
Professor had a thing where you could write a paper to have a book included or excluded from the syllabus
HG had just gotten added, so I wasn't able to write an essay to get it removed

>>546099517
>already pulled two Bakushin and a Biko on the Riko banner
I'm seething I can't afford to pull on it, I've got a decent shot at MLB'ing both.

We back in 25 minutes right?

>>546099486
Didn't Spechud killed Sweep with her ass? Also if any drawfrens wanna draw that hahaha it would be quite funny I think hahah

>>546099617
at best yes

>>546099517
I would except I never get any SSR on rate up so I'll just keep saving instead

HOLY SHIT THEY EXTENDED THE MAINTENANCE BY 2 HOURS

>>546099625
>broly spe choking sweep

>>546099486
Even if she didn't win, she still proved she's the strongest

>>546099617
It's delayed by 2 more hours

>>546099173
source

>>546099394
one day...

>>546099517
SKIP

>>546099517
>most value speed support
ehh I think I'll hold until tachyon SSR

>>546099589
No race bonus until 3lb is kinda ass, though I suppose 1lb would suffice

>>546099705
>just checked
no...........

3000 apolocarats soon, correct?

>>546095196
>only other Oguri got front promoted
>Special Summer Chub rushed for five seconds out the gate
>late recovery on Oguri
Still got 2nd, which is more than I thought I would get. I spent too long trying to get a good Summer Maru front, failed and pivoted to said two runners plus a NN I made for Taurus Cup. I won Taurus and Gemini, but lost Cancer (3rd) due to low motivation to train people. I'm just excited to make it to the Graded A Finals honestly. That triple tiara made up stuff is just for attention whoring, but congrats to those that won three in a row.

>>546098604
I didn't either, I was almost 18 when it came out and it felt "too young" and normie for me to care about it. I did not give a fuck about Hunger Games or Game of Thrones.

>>546099517
I just borrow mlb Biko

>>546099774
>card that is only good at MLB
piggu card, ez skip. same with ntr card

>>546099060
Rematch time?

>>546099857
But you can free up your borrow for a MLB Fine in this WIT meta...

Pic related is going to be CM5 in a nutshell

>>546099486
never I thought my submission would end up getting so many kills
here's another crispier El to celebrate that

>>546099898
I have lb1 fm, that good enough?

>>546095196
My golshi got in 6th just in time to activate lets pump that iron and then brocked a 13.5k unity Grass wonder.
I only ever won platinums with golshi, truly a golshi game

>>546099789
Here's your 50 carats, sorry for the maintenance bro

>>546098886
I think English teachers just assign reading depending if there's any movie adaptations so they can make it like a reward that they can watch the movie after reading the book.

I remember that happened for my class in the 2000s for Bridge to Terabithia and Where the Red Fern Grows

>>546099705
APOLOGY CARATS NOW!!

>>546099969
Piggu-sama...I kneel...

>If you are blocked, you are blocked
Is it over for the meme?

Guess the insane game-breaking bug we figure out within 10 minutes of maintenance ending

now what...

>>546100105
now sleeping 2 times in a row guarantee night owl

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1985412392143241534/photo/1

https://umamusume.com/news/100044/

patch notes are UP
holy fucking shit thats a lot of stuff

I DIDNT USE MY BORROWS YET LET ME IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>546100075
Nyes

>run ksb for dodging danger + focus
>run falco for prudent positioning (or the gold version) + groundwork
>run bobo sr for early lead
is this the play

>>546100075
maybe with the right skills?

Someone tell me Red Shift is still useful on this track.

Anybody got the Google Doc for the changes to the updated Skills?

>>546095196
I don't have a recording, but I did have it in parse. Here. My team is the one with Spe.
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=iPDc1BTfhf

>>546100168
Woah, so much information!

You dorks better not crash the server in 13 minutes

>>546100168
waow

>>546099517
>That one free random SSR voucher that was added to gifts a few weeks ago gave me Biko
>Currently at 120 pulls on Rikorice, I've gotten one copy of each, and two other SSRs, one was Oguri Fat to make her 1LB...and a first copy of Bakushin
It feels like a sign, I may do one 10-pull but really need to save for Kita rerun, then plan on umas between XOguri, Manhattan Cafe, and Chudamo Cross.

Why do EuroGODS always get maintenance at night? it's not fair

>>546100197
only for backliners
it's brick for fronts + pace

>>546100168
Erm... What the sigma?

>>546100168
this site never works

Where can I find the Ou Nigga stamina calculator?

>>546099517
Is Bakushin SSR that good? Biko is definitely good right now but Bakushin's events are a bit underwhelming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38GAle0Qec
S+ with srs

>>546100197
It's the same as it was CM3. You can take it on Late/End and hope you pass into 5th at a good timing, and it's unusable on Pace/Front.

>>546100282
Bakushin is best at 3lb when she gets her TE, she can be substituted unil then

10 minutes

>>546100282
Bakushin is a great stat stick.

>>546099831
Yeah, I felt so out of touch in college where most people wouldn't stop talking about Game of Thrones, never got the appeal. Unironically started hanging out with goths to avoid that.

suzuka will die in that 1600 mile race with no stamina debuffers bwo! Don't bring subdued front runners bwo nobody will bring suzuka! PLEASE DO NOT bring stamina debuffers to kill my suzuka, it's not needed bwo....

>>546100268
Nip working hours

>>546100383
Some of you are alright. Don't come to Tracen today.
I'm going to crash the server

>>546099517
You only want 2 speed cards though, one of them being kitasan. You can't use both Biko and Bakushin

>>546100295
Nice find. I can replicate that deck.

>>546100295
Wowie, it only took him 300 tries! Now let me do the same within 5 tries with my whale deck! :3

>>546100295
chinpo windy over kitasan? odd

I run 3 aces and spread my debuffs throughout the team so they all support each other equally.

>>546100439
You don't even need to bring a debuffer just bring a second Suzuka and she will never ever have enough stamina

>>546100492
kitasan doesn't have an sr

>>546099517
Post YFW free pulls on Riko/Rice banner are over because they are now on Bakushin/Biko

>>546100492
It's an SR only challenge. Riko is a borrow so she doesn't count, I guess?

Huh? maintenance is still going??

good morning anons, how are you doing in this fine day

>>546100549
>>546100553
my EOP ass didn't see that

>>546100423
>>546099831
Got was cool though I was around 15 when it came out. Everything past Season 4 or 5 was awful though

>>546100568
1 more hour with extended maintenance

>>546100550
Wait, is this real? It will switch?

5 minutes

I cant get over Spechud being a fatfuck and Sugar Lights injuring her ankle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJCuHLibn8
i decided to sort uma videos on youtube by new and found a 1.5hr mmv...

>>546100617
>news section on the website is down so can't fact check
fug

We're finally back!
CM test 8549321

>>546100620
>>546100620
NATURE BLAST!

>>546100620
Till what?

>Open Uma Musume vore fic
>It's Shinko Windy hard vore

EoS EoS EoS
FREE ME FROM THE PAIN OF BEING A TORENA
EoS EoS EoS

>>546100580
What's so good about it?

>>546100723
i don't know man I just woke up, may as well put a positive spin on it

IT'S UP LET'S FUCKING GOOO

>>546100753
Being on this planet is a pain in it of itself

>>546100550
wait you guys didn't know this?

Its up

>>546099246
super MILF is HOT

>>546100636
Ate and ate and ate just to have a break down and then crush Sweep with her ass.

>>546100770
>>546100796

BROS

>>546100802
she's 17 years old you sick fuck

>>546100770
>>546100796
>retards not keeping it a secret
It's not up. Don't come in and crash my servers

um guys

my uma musume sounds all demonic now

it's the same after a reboot, only that game wtf is happening (not kidding)

>>546100075
Kind of, you can still get blocked but it won't be as often and end, late and pace are now viable strategies that won't auto-cuck you out of victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJCuHLibn8

Just finished my latest video! Please like, comment, and subscribe!

>>546100873
no shot shes 17

NO ONE ELSE GO IN FIRST
THAT RIGHT BELONGS TO ME

>>546100580
I had chinese last night and now I like shitting and vomiting but nothing comes out

>>546100880
>it's happening

NOW NOW NOW

ITS NOT UP

Extended

EOS

works on my machine, but i'm sleepy, gn

GO IN GO IN GO IN

CYGAAAAAAAAYS

>download all data
>12.6 GB
wtf

It's over...

UMA MUSUME PRETTY DAR
UMA MUSUME PRETTY DAR
UMA MUSUME PRETTY DAR
UMA MUSUME PRETTY DAR

>>546100903
>1 hour
why?

>3000 CARATS
HOLY CYGENEROUS

>still not up
I need my apolocarats pronto, chop chop.

I'm going to bed.

LETS FUCKING GO BROS

Update got backlogged
Restart steam

it's NOT up

>>546100880
okay seriously has anyone had this issue before?

everything sounds ULTRA distorted and sounds like a fucked up demonic youtube poop

I verfied game files, rebooted my PC, audio is still fucked, ONLY for uma musume

Its over

HOLY SHIT I’M IN
>3000 carats
THANK YOU JOHN GENEROUS

ITS UP LOG IN!!!

I can't believe you tricked me like that...

>extended
LOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I UPDATED THE GAME ALREADY
LET ME IN

show me some good fetish art to pass the time

APOLOCARATS NOW

>>546101027
>>546101080
Go to hell

FUUUCK I DIDN'T DO MY DAILIES AND I NEED TO SLEEEEEPPPPP AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where's the fucking game

ITS UP

40337531
cm5
JOIN WITH YOUR NEW UMAS