>New loading screen comic panels
yayyyyyyyy

>>545139569
The thumbnail makes it look like she's farting out a huge load of cum

>>545009128
wtf I just realised NTA means Not That Anon. On Reddit NTA means Not The Asshole so I was always confused when I saw NTA here. Like why would your post make you an asshole lol.
Happy that I finally figured it out :)

*requests BLAZE*

>>543429963
I don't remember making this post but it's true.

at least kingu knows how to play video games

>>543042368
I agree. I never really got the whole "I want the other person to be miserable" thing that some people are into.

Beating the shit out of a woman should be a good time for everyone involved.

>>542694561
Everyone is saying Seiun Sky is going to be top tier too tho

Need to use 30 TP and I'm locking on Halo
Tell me what kind of racer should I make? A sprinter? Medium racist or a long chud?

I can't find anything online about Tamas micro penis, did I get memed or does she not have a micro dick. I even asked grok and he started making fun of me and implied I had a micro penis.

>>722961292
I am HOPEFUL! It only takes 1 good attempt!

>make a halo run since I don't care about cm3 anymore
>bad run but get hot springs ticket
>still have enough TP
>this time halo gets a nice run and gets hot springs ticket again to compensate
she has become my comfort uma, random halo runs where she wins or not are nice to watch

Firts rate horsepussy.

>>536844593
I wish they made her career so if you win everything before that Long race, her career path changes and she goes for all Longs instead. But the true ending is if she wins everything and wins Long Ura.

Previous: >>536647735

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
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>>536601840
look up hint pruning
you actually want to buy skills mid-run
you may praise The King for this knowledge

>>535059603
Thanks, I'll join in about 2 hours!

>>534374686
King Halo is simply so good she doesn't need any skills from others
She is first-rate after all

>>534007736
which uma are you building?
I can get 1200 speed + 900 stam on special week with 1 stam card
meanwhile my king halo is below 1k speed and below 800 stamina with the exact same parents and deck