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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

Teio!

This will be a wonder a cute thread.

I forgot about No Fap November so I didn't have a tactical wank on the 31st but I was reminded of No Fap November today so now I can't jerk off.

>run a day-long shilling campaign for /uma/ club
>still have three empty spots
danchou says he will open an onlyfans if we get top 30 this month please join asap

>>545008754
It's nonstop nut november now

>>545008754
I remembered an hour too late
I knew what I wanted to jerk off to beforehand, and now it's just sitting in my tabs
Until December...

>>545008782
I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FACE

>>545008754
It's No Nature November now
You do have three real aces for Leo, right?

Digitan LOVE

>>545008760
You need to wait 24 hours! There are plenty of anons who cannot join clubs due to cooldown.

>>545008770
>they

>want to join uma&co
>their description has an """optional""" discord
come the fuck on man

>>545009091
Uma&Co does not have a discord

>>545008893
(nta) Yes. One of them is Nature. Low win rate in public rooms though.

>>545008760
what's the quota

Nature Nut November it is

>everyone talking about riko/rice
>nobody talking about Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru

>>545009175
64million pretty much a bit over 2mill a day.

didn't Neicha break her losing streak record in a november race.

>>545009123
you're telling me this isnt a discord?

>>545009307
OH NO NO NO NO BROSSSSSSSSS?

i decide my cm team based on which uma i get spooked by

>>545009307
Danchou, care to explain?

>>545008760
Count me in, i have 90m last month

>>545009307
UMAGROK IS THIS REAL

We could get Forever Young as MC for season 4

>>545009398
pretty sure he's in the thread so you can post ID and hopefully get an invite

>>545009307
You can't get to 1 billion fans without making some enemies.

joining s-rank is crazy, do you really want to do 2x fans (compared to a+) for 3 extra pulls

it is funny how cygames is taking japanese horses into foreign races because foreigners dont care about japan cup anymore

>>545009493
I do 2x fans anyway regardless of what club I'm in

>>545009309
nta but you act as if upsets are immpossible

>>545009123
they just made one today
right after I rejoined :(

How many points do they give you at the end of a career?
I am at my very last training turn, my speed is 1153, I'm wondering if I should train it +30 to make sure it hits 1200 or if all those free points they give for winning the URA will be enough to make it hit 1200

>>545009493
S-rank is just making sure your TP gauge never fills up. If you seriously can't do 2m a day even while keep TP below 100, there's something wrong you're doing in careers.
S+ is what's insane because you have to do 3m a day minimum.

>>545009307
embarrassing

>>545009183
my dick twitched at natie's pose like a pavlovian dog. it's so fucking over

>>545009594
Train speed to secure it and also increase power.
Last amount of points depends on your bond with Aoi and the director.

>>545009594
if you're go into the 3 URA rounds, it's easily at least 50 points to everything. 12x3 + ~20 from director and ending events

>>545009307
I guess the Co stands for cord

>>545009493
I never fan run and clear 60m a month. I just use all my tp

i will now marry the brat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpj-lNBGzE

>>545009240
I will use my 50 daily rolls foe her!Eishin left me dry...

>casual /uma/ clubs are dead in a month or so
>real /uma/ clubs are actually just discord ERP clubs
hmmm........ I'm starting to notice...

>>545009620
No it isn't desu. It depends on your luck with Ace runs and how often you decide to upgrade your TT team.

>>545009493
I still don't have A+ Uma...

Does Almondlove have a discord...

>>545009594
Depend. Around 12-14 for winning + 10 if maxed Etsuko friendship + 15 if maxed yayoi friendship +5 more for reaching good end. So 30-40 something give or take

>>545009785
Mambo is still going strong, despite other claims!

>>545009594
A bit less than 40 for the Finals and the stat bonus at the end. Assuming the friendships are maxed

>>545009861
OnlyFans

>>545009785
NOOTICING

>>545009887
>+ 10 if maxed Etsuko friendship
holy gaslight

>>545009906
are there open slot left? i still have like 3 hrs left on my cd

>tfw a good run
>1000-something speed before ura start
>all other stats in order
>alright, a couple rainbows and my ace is set

>0 rainbows in ura

>got desired stats
>kitasan AND creek didn't even appear
it's even a double circle parents for fucks sake
thanks cyjews

>>545008479 (OP)
>A rank
AlmondLove has 1 spot for an active player. Drop your ID for an invite.

>>545010003
If you don't have 1100 by the time URA Finale starts, it's over.

Is she CM ready?

>>545009307
how else are we supposed to set up the penis inspection anon?

>>545009493
>play a lot for parents and aces
>join other anons doing the same
>all a sudden my high fan count actually matters
>it takes two 20 minute fan-focused careers a day for me to make the minimum if I really don’t feel like playing
>literally less than 1 hour of playtime required to be in a top club
>the carats are just a bonus at this point

yeah it’s pretty nice for me not gona lie

>>545009785
>>545009972

the top two /uma/ clubs have no discord howeverbeit

>>545010045
The danchou of this club is a qt.

Is chrono down? Why do I have zero hits? These reqs arent that bad

>>545010071
anon your skills

>>545010071
corner connoisseur is certainly a choice. Slightly low power imo. No reliable accel means death

Just started a couple days ago. Is there a meta or can you karenfag any Ura as long as the support cards are right?

>>545010087
I wanna go back to my S club so bad already.

>>545009982
Probably not I'm afraid. I am sure danchou will make another post something opens up.

>>545010193
If you have the right cards you can play any uma.
*you don't have the right cards

>>545010151
Fall runner is very uncommon currently.

>>545010193
yes support cards are more important

>>545009785
the two top /uma/ clubs don't have a groomercord

>>545009493
i was in A club on september and did 50m kinda slacking, but i knew i could do better so i jumped right at a S club, so yeah for ke it was worth it

>>545010087
>>545010376
/uma/club shills

>>545010151
Why are you looking for Sunny days tho, it's one of the worse green skills so I don't bother trying to get it on my parents

>>545010376
>he's outside the clique
kek

>an egirl seduced uma&co danchou into making a Discord server
you can't make this shit up, bros.

>>545010151
Protip: search for races that give the desired green instead of skills, they tend to be more common.

Half anniversary is nice and all but all the QOL drops, guts revamp, scenario revamps make 1st anniversary update the umamusume update of all time.

>>545010193
There is a meta for umas, but if you don't have good support cards/parents to back them or don't build them right, it doesn't matter
I've seen non-meta umas like Biwa and Rice sweeping some public rooms for this CM

>>545010087
>>545010376
>they weren't invited to danchode's diddy party
Grim

>>545010376
The top uma musume clubs all have Discords and organized runs.

>>545010426
NTA but it is kind of a big deal that /vg/ can have two top clubs in the sea of discord-ridden top 100 clubs

STOP THE COUNT

>>545010743
top 100 is the top 3000 players, it's not that surprising

>>545010674
I got invited to Danchou's corporate event on his private island. The private jet had wifi for grinding fan runs during the trip. He had plenty of fillys for the taking

>>545010759
>not above 505k
you're DONE

>>545010565
>hustles danchou into moving to a platform where she can draw more attention to herself more easily
rumao imagine falling for ningen woman tricks

>if you win you become an Uma

well anon what are you waiting for

>>545010804
>>not above 505k
phew

some nigger in my club's discord keeps bragging about selling accounts for 40$ a pump, how do i tell him he's brown and keep my spot

>>545010845
she's the new pass around

>>545011076
What would the umaverse version of this be
is uma musume a sports game series like TRACEN2K2026

>>545010759
>>545010804
Guessing the line will be 502-503k. 504k+ should be safe. 501k- is dead.

>>545011253
plaese stop posting tikeschizo I'm scared

>>545011230
>Winning post is just a trainer simulation game including a R-18 Umapyoi patch

>>545008479 (OP)
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its fucking over

it's a parent run

>>545011253
Genuinely horrible post

>>545011253
AMAZING POST

>>545011253
this is what Tosen Jordan sees when she wakes up

>reading up on new scenario
>Riko doesn't just give the "date, or no dates" options like Tazuna does when she opens up dating
>instead she gives "date", "no dates", and also a third option which is "date and give you Ramp Up, but there is a coin flip chance she agemasens you and closes dates off entirely right then and there"
What spawn of satan at cygames designed this card?

ERP is a modern culture of gaming. Accept it.

>>545011253
dios mio...
boleta ganador...
la demonio impía del derby...

>>545011834
fuck off danchou i'm not joining it

>>545011253
I laughed, post more dahby

will they include his ICONIC tongue pose in the uma musume version?

>>545010759
I'm safe

Will we be getting a 3* uma selector ticket/voucher this anni too (either free or paid) or just support? If yes, will I be able to get Eishin with it?

>>545011834
it kind of loses its charm when you realize it's a bunch of fat sweaty thirty somethings men doing it umamusume

Danchou I’m so burned out… how much longer till we get the auto player…

>>545011992
if you mean this half anni, unless they change it like the 100 rolls, no
and even if they did, no eishin it'd probably be up until like gold city
there will be a paid ticket on anni and it goes up until tamamo cross

Grass Wonder be like: TUMULT TUMULT TUMULT MOOD DOWN LOL

How the fuck do i get rid of "Not Ready" from doto

>>545012315
It's because she deleted her uma account.

>>545012327
Try to play the game.

>>545012327
It will automatically remove itself.

As a F2Pbro I hope this is worth it

>>545012478
anon...............

How the fuck do I get rid of "Retard" from Bakushin?

>>545012478
Anyone who didn't double spark her bricked.

>>545009906
Did you kick the flatliners before rewards?

How the fuck do I get rid of "Annoying Child" from Tokai Teio?

>>545012573
I am not the boss
No he didnt after asking in club chat

>>545012478
That's the most f2p friendly uma bro
Just having her is a guaranteed platinum with no effort. 4* means you're set for sure

>>545009307
>uma&co
>umanco
That's a pretty clever name
Shame about being discordniggers

>>545012672
it's cruel at this point
stop

>>545012508
>>545012545
>>545012672
????????

Who are the /uma/ approved guide makers and sloptubers for Leo cup?

>>545012775
me
all me

these are what I like to call bipolar sparks

>>545012775
Federico Tesio

>>545012271
a shame... but thanks for letting me know. Guess I'll just let her spook me when rolling for oguri christmas and valentine outfits

>>545012775
witgawd

>>545012672
Ogurin would not say this.

Are the stakes hopeful?

>>545009307
WHAT THE FUCK
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

>>545012930
that's an impressive statline for the stakes
16th place brocked sadly

The concerts are cringe ngl

>531 Speed
>uhhh guys can we do Hopeful
Faggot ass Tokai Teio posters.

>>545012384
>>545012391
Shes a double crown and im up to summer break and it's still there

>>545012327
When she's ready, retard

>>545012979
i've forgotten concerts are even in the game, skipped every single one

>>545012737
You can enjoy her tits, story, or whatever. But if you want to win CMs don't expect you're smooth sailing

>>545012979
You're cringe.

>>545012995
It's only a chance of a -5 stamina post race event. It's not serious.

Oguri gaslighters we need a dicord to coordinate our gaslights. One of you guys should start a discord and post the link here. We won't call you a discord troon and tell you to kys I promise.

>>545010335
why are those expressions so erotic

>>545012979
You are cringe. How about that one?

>>545012976
She did not job this time
>>545012985
Teio a cute

This motherfucker is eating all my clocks. She can't win even with 30 wins worth of skills

>>545012775
https://youtu.be/jbZhjA_dSmc?si=zil5--Jsfzh3Qq3i

>>545012930
doing hopeless stakes with more than 300 speed should be illegal
thats just cheating

I'm so tired bros dancho keeps DMing me to show my penis for penis inspection day I just want to play video games.

>Ace run
>Single rainbow (out of 3 speed cards) every 3 turns
>Parent run
>Triple rainbow every turn
Dogshit game

>>545013209
A cute!

>>545013220
your Power bwo? How are you gonna get a 3* Spark like that?

i only trust NTR chads

I've done so much parent runs that I can tell if my run is connected to a shit server with high latency and it's almost enough to make me end my run right there and there

Our danchou just said he's actually considering of creating a discord to hit A+... we only are a chill A club...

>>545013379
How does discord magically help with A+

>>545010071
no skills and low power

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>545013226
this is like those math calculus videos i used to watch back in college

>>545013263
huh? penis inspection is only during the middle of the month bwo

ButtSweat is recruiting! A casual /uma/ club, just play the game and it's all good. Kick after 7 days or long flat-lining at end of month.
We even chat in the messy club system, at times, which has previously been an attraction for some reason. One spot open. First come first serve.

>failed 1%
>Don't overdo it!
>failed rest
>night owl
>mood down
>night owl mood down
>haven't even done debut race
Sometimes I just want to end a run early, I swear to God.

>>545013053
What do you mean? S.maru was supposed to be must pull? How am I not gonna win CMs with her?

>>545013446
t. oink

>>545013606
It's just sour grape posting from shitters and lucklets anon, ignore them.

>danchodle makes an optional discord
>don't join
>ingame chat dies
>There're only shoes and nothing else
I hate danchodle-carbonara and his club so much.
MARVELOUS SUNDAY

Every day until you like it

>>545013606
she's strong, downside is she's a front runner with no built-in greens and shit affinity, making the whole groundwork thing pretty shitty to grind

if you CHUDS hate your clubs so much why don't you quit

>>545012252
when they introduce the three goddesses as characters, so at least another 9 months

>>545013497
People were shitting on the club I joined, saying it was a discord club
Luckily that doesn't seem to be the case
Not in the description, and hasn't been posted in chat
If danny cho wants to be a faggot on his own time that's on him, just keep it out of the club.

>>545010073
>Not asking your umas to inspect it for you
NGMI

>>545009091
it is a non-mandatory, completely optional, chat replacement.

PLEASE BELIEVE US!

>>545013606
anon s. maru is for whales that want to do dozens and dozens of careers each CM grinding for parents
you need S aptitude AND groundwork AND three greens on the uma with the 2nd worst affinity after urara, all while having no green skills built into her kit
if you can make her work she's the strongest uma in the game, but you need to get incredibly lucky during your run even with the best cards
t. whale that is barely managing to make her work

>>545013784
Valentine Bourbon will fix this issue right?

>>545013903
Tickezou wouldn't say this

>>545009183
I hate Nice Nature

>>545011445
I want to play, where do I download this game?

>>545013956
yes, and the SMaru support card (that SMaru herself can't use sadly)
falcon card also gets buffed to give groundwork on event, down the line groundwork farming becomes less shitty

>>545013731
Sorry I'm loyal to my trainee

>>545013446
Why ?

KILL TOKAI TEIO

marry and fuck ningens

>>545014324
Not falling for it

...with love

>>545013953
>>545013784
I know her green/groundwork problems but they're really not that big of an deal in my opinion. You just grind it out, 3 borrows are enough for one passable front. Will it be the most optimal front? Of course not but it's strong enough.

>>545014324
Impregnate ningens

>>545014086
at the usual place, otherwise it's on steam but only for Jap region
you will have to find a way to input full-width Katakana or Hiragana (Windows has Microsoft IME for that) and possibly change your locale to japanese

Genuinely curious but what is wrong with a club that has discord? You are not forced to join. It is simply there to track fan counts more organized.
>B-b-but erp
I believe people who immediately think of erp when it comes to this topic are actual trannies themselves. It's nothing different to IRC for fucks sake.

>>545014343
fine, marry and fuck jobber umas then

>>545014441
Eishin will protect me

>>545014481
>It is simply there to track fan counts more organized.
doxogenesis already solves this problem

>umapyoi between two ningen
Not in this household

>>545014481
IRC has soul. discord has AIDS.

>>545011253
best post in 4chan right now

what it's the job of an officer club?

>>545014481
we already have dox site for that
what more do you need

throwing car batteries into the ocean with tamtam!

>>545014490
She is perfect, thanks

posting the better baseboy uma
although cheval is a very respectable choice

>>545014645
>Horses working on their IRL powercreep

>>545014490
My trainee isn't a jobber

>>545014606
Be the butt of all jannies jokes and invite people from the thread, if the need arises. You cant kick ppl

>>545014324
ningenpyoi

>>545014695
Thanks for the No Fap November boner killer bwo

>>545014695
Ryan is actually super cute
>the way she doki dokis during the claw game

>>545014757
Aoi's butt is not that big, Riko's and Tazuna's seem right

>>545014530
>Aoi almost keeping pace with Tazuna
is she really a ningen

>>545014757
>ningen posting
>posts green woman

>5 speed
>only single rainbow run
>also with a borrow

>>545014409
>I know her green/groundwork problems but they're really not that big of an deal in my opinion.
this is entirely dependent on whether you get lucky during parent runs, because you can't afford to scrape by with sub-par parents on smaru given her shit affinity
another thing is with fronts is that their consistency means that if you go up against another smaru made by someone with the resources to maximise her potential, you will lose far more often than if you were to simply build a f2p friendly late surger or pace chaser uma like oguri

>>545014606
if danchuds invites low fancount shitters/flatliners you can remove his invites (he might get mad tho)

>>545014878
She's canonically one of the strongest humans in umaverse

>>545014760
>nnn faggot
>hates mejiro ryan
checks out

>>545015009
Lucky bastard…

advice? hows it looking? I know I need max speed but what skills should I be aiming for?

>it's another episode of groundwork spark with 1 star blue + style red
I HATE RERUNS

Any clubs still recruiting? Looking to ditch my C+ club. I've got 100 mil fancount

>>545015075
what did Helios mean by this?

i wasted one of my borrows taking a debuff deck into an ace run

>>545015275
she wants your slipstream in her mouth

>>545015274
/uma/club is S rank and looking for members.
>>545008760

>>545014481
The pro discord valid argument is that the ingame chat is absolute dogshit. Discord by itself is gay and for furries. The only reason they have a monopoly is because they fell upwards and the competition was even more incompetent.

>>545015241
nimble navigator is pretty nice, maybe slipstream and playtime's over too

thank you creek

>>545015246
Front runner reds aren't bad though, every point of wit matters for winning the positioning battle

JUST GIVE ME GROUNDWORK FUCKKKKKKKK

>>545015472
greens doko

>>545015506
It's pace chaser...

I'm sorry danchou, but I'm out

>>545015539
right here

how do I tell danchou I wanna get kicked without hurting his feelings

>>545015572
o-oh...

>>545015624
I need Kris S in that outfit
>>545015640
Thats Orange

>>545015275
she's just doing silly zoomer things.

>>545015707
she's green

>>545015649
Start spamming slurs

>>545015604
>>545015649
>more people are leaving clubs than joining them
THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH ISN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS
DANCHOU DO SOMETHING

>>545015649
It's not like danchous are trying to keep their members hostages, r-right?

>>545015765
No, Orange!

>>545014931
If I play against a whale I should just accept my loss anyway, whale oguris are pretty scary too you know

>>545015649
just don't unsubscribe from the onlyfans...

Tachyon makes me nervous

>>545016050
my point is that you can succeed against people in your bracket as pace/late, and have a chance to beat whales, instead of succeeding against people in your bracket, and having no chance at beating whales
my s. maru gets beaten by A-rank oguris and gold ships more often than I'd like to admit, because no matter how good you build her you still have to rely on her proccing angling and scheming

>be so lucky with umas that I don't care about winning CMs
>win anyway

IRL Doto rockin' the winter coat, while eating grass. He's so fluffy now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUt2Aglhl1A

>>545015649
Just ask, danchous are prepared to handle personnel.

If you still think your club doesn't have a D*scord at this point you should realize you just weren't invited

>>545015821
Thanks for reminding me pixiv exists. I was able to get a lot of cute opera content for my folder.

>>545016495
no problem

>>545015649
bwo don't delude kidd yourself your danchou would kick you without a second thought, fuck his feelings

>>545016453
>checked my umabox and danchou STILL hasn't sent me an invite link
what do i do?

I'm starting to think Oguriposters are the worst posters.

>>545016428
My honses got their coats right now too. I gotta fatten up the old man though he's looking a little ribby.

>>545016610
Threaten to cancel the OnlyUmas subscription

I'm entirely convinced my Super Creek runs are unlucky because she senses that I'm heavily against the baby play stuff. Creek please, I will do whatever you want if you let me build you up and win me CM4, I'll wear the bib and shit in the diaper, I will let you feed me whatever you cook and lick the plate clean. Just please

>>545016843
>against baby play
>wants to win CM4 with the baby play uma
???

This twisted game needs to be reset.

>>545016954
Maestro is free

next thread will be better

34195970
cm leo room

What does an uma win if they win the breederscup

>>545017267
What uma would Pixie train?

>>545017337
a free breeding session with their trainer

>>545017337
her torena receives the most potent aphrodisiac in existence, and will be tied up in a special hotel room chosen by the uma

>>545016612
Rice wouldn't say this

>>545017337
A sash and a trophy.

is base maya good
I'd like to build her but I never see anyone run her
it's just bride debuffer

>fuck
>fuck
>fuck

>>545016612
Should've realized when cingry season 2 started

>>545017521
That was a dumb question from me

So if I create my own club I will have a month of no gibs no matter what

>>545017314
interesting

>>545017575
bocchi the rock!

>>545017604
There is something about Sakura Laurel

>>545017604
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>545017701
nyes
but you can make a burner account, create a club there, and then let it sit for a month before taking over with your main

>>545017720
Oguri, take off your school uniform already.

>>545017701
there's enough clubs already anyways

Will there be any reason to play URA after the new one comes out?

>>545017597
her ult is inconsistent, she's a gamble horse.
>need to be final corner
>need to be blocked on the side for 2 seconds

>>545017770
she does the fucking, not torena

>>545017314
>>545017720
need (1) more anon with 3 umas

>>545017597
>is base maya good
her unique has shit requirements, BOFA is awful as gold, no built in greens for fronts, and no built in gourmand/planner for pace

>>545017575
It's not the salt rock that I want to lick

>>545017856
Yeah plenty

>>545017856
Parent farming.
Fans farming.

>>545017783
I could do that
>>545017851
There isn't a G rated /uma/ club yet though

>>545017701
should have made it 2 days ago

>>545017865
Can't I just run her on NOT front then? The back positions are always contesting someone

which one is less shit?
Is friendship bonus or mood effect better?

>>545017770
Chitose is always the most assertive one from the Sakura clan

Fuck this. I'm just going to use my CM1 aces. B group is fine.

>>545015604
W-What are they looking ?

>>545017720
>the one kid at the beach field trip who didn't bring a swimsuit because their family is poor

>>545018039
Taishin is better.
Initial friendship and training effectiveness.
Also not a SSR so there is no chain of events blocking your other SSRs.

>>545017948
Do girls with large tits actually use them as a table for small items?

>>545018020
I forgot to mention the other conditional
>needs to be 1st, 2nd 3rd
it won't activate til she pushes her way toward the front and then has an uma running alongside her

>>545018039
Brian for general, Taishin for end closers

>>545018123
>not being able to afford a swimsuit
she's just fat anon

>>545017979
I was still hoping Danchud would kick the low earners 2 days ago. Instead he let a flatliner nigger that got kicked from his previous club in.

>>545018163
oof
alright, only run her on a dual front setup then

>>545018194
Thats much better

>>545018101
oi you don't have a loicense for that there seiba

>>545017962
G rated uma club? Why not take over a club that already exists, anon?

>>545017575
WHY did they have a giant salt rock ready
do the umas lick it?

>>545018324
You don't?

>>545018324
horses love to lick salt rock so I'd assume so

When will I learn my lesson and stop joining the CM rooms here? It's always sweat and whale central?

>>545015761
i don't understand today's youth

>>545018391
It's good practice. You should see it as that.

>>545009128
wtf I just realised NTA means Not That Anon. On Reddit NTA means Not The Asshole so I was always confused when I saw NTA here. Like why would your post make you an asshole lol.
Happy that I finally figured it out :)

>>545018462
Yeah me always placing 5th and lower sure helps me a lot, as a casual.

>>545017770
>paizuri
>swallow
>nakadashi
>facial

>>545018453
What's the joke here? There's no political commentary at all.

>>545018391
I have mediocre uma, you wanna join my room?

>>545018039
taishit has slightly better stat production, overall a better card due to roaming ability and initial gauge, and is, obviously, much better for ends.

brian has an edge on events and for training anything besides ends for medium-distance.

>>545018349
?????? maru?

>>545018643
Sure, but if you lie I'll leave.

Why do you jerks report porn posters? Leave them alone if it isn't futashit.

>>545018724
nyo refyund!
nyehehehe

>>545018605
It doesn't cost you a thing. It's all just practice at the end of the day. Perhaps shiraoki sama will bless your next ace run

>>545017750
for me, it's how easy it is to break her legs

I'm excited to meet our new flatliners in a hour

tanukis are so cute

>>545018391
Weak Uma room, join bwo
87733626

>>545018453
NOOO I MISS IT!

>>545018760
exposing me to a male is a reportable offense

>>545018845
>A1 host
Nyes

why yes I like to waste my borrows like this, cygames

I hate Opera.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>545019004
>Grass
your runs were already dead

>>545018748
88376929

>>545018943
It's just from Witmaxxed Team Trials horses though

at least Nature's umanko is tighter than Teio

>>545018391
we have whales here?

Umatism has 5 open slots!
>B+ casual club
>no quota
>trade shoes
>don't flatline
Reply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.

>>545019251
just the Teioposter seething when he sees a 3LB SR.

>>545018453
Oh hey! I know this artist. I got a piece from them during a sale. Enjoy. Im off to work.
https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj

>>545009307
All A+ and S club are discordtroons
Colored me shock
Told yall

How unlucky do you have to be for this to happen? I have yet to pull a support banner for more than a hundred rolls. Should I just skip?

>danchou actually kick the flatliners and trainers that didn't reach the quota
danchou love!

>>545019335
I have this exact link in my history and forgot how it got there one day
Thanks

>>545019406
Depends on how close you are to a spark

>>545019406
Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiry8fSu3A

>>545019536
You only roll on support banner if you can spark

>>545019251
There's a few of em. /vg/ is mainly dolphins though.

>>545019406
>>545019536
two sparks gets you MLB card like 60% of the time iirc. Note that it's worse if you are rolling on a two rate up banner and want MLB both, I think the rule of thumb there is you need 3 sparks.

>>545018845
results

>>545019670
So, about $1300?

>>545019335
>>545019665
You think Pasa would let me cum on her face and then put her mask on over it?

>>545019251
I remember a dude posting a 6 digit paid carats ss a few days ago so at least we have a few

>>545019536
>>545019406
It's unlucky, but commonly unlucky. I re-rolled my account because I didn't get a single Kitasan in 200 pulls.

Good?

>>545019784
I got LB3 nice nature in 60 rolls.

>>545019784
if you are rawdogging 600 pulls yes

>Discord is a no-no in 4chan guilds
>Everyone actually uses discord and just pretend to hate it
Why are you guys like this every fucking general.

>>545019938
PERISH

>>545019937
bwo, your groundwork? Back to the mines.

>>545020107
I farmed stamina purely for Tachyon into Spe

>perfectly straight lines
These motherfuckers HAVE to be botting, right?

>>545020064
Sometimes Discord legitimately kills off generals. Yokai Watch General was nuked off the face of the earth by Discord.

>>545019536
no MLB at 400 rolls is not as uncommon as you'd think

>>545020149
yeah but what will I use it for when I borrow it? Think about people other then yourself next time.

>>545020259
I want to creampie and inseminate Transcend
also
>discord kills generals
not true
A lot of NON TRANNY generals have survived with discord FRENS

>>545020345
are you my fren?

>>545020064
there's only one club with a discord and everyone shat on them for it >>545009307
everything else is shitposting

the closest thing I have to an MLB SSR is a 3* Kitasan

and no special SHIT doesn't fucking COUNT

>>545020405
he's saying people use Discord for non club reasons even though they shit on it. No that every club has a Discord

I'm just going to use 6 speed cards

>>545020575
oh, I don't have a discord so I don't know how prevalent it is these days

>>545020394
I could be but you push me away with selfish acts like this... as an apology I expect a perfect 9* inheritance with Groundwork waiting for me at the end of the day.

Start a family!

>>545020472
Special week is good, anon. You should use the Narita Brian and Special week.

>>545019536
2LB at 400 is 15% chance. Unlucky but not uncommon. How often do you skip 15% chance to fail trainings ?

>>545020740
I'd believe it considering most people here are over 30

>>545020772
Who's the semen demon on the left?

>>545020873
also worth noting that the guy who claimed to get 3LB Neicha in 60 rolls was really flirting closely with those 1/1000 odds of luck there.

>>545020719
no
and if you insist I'm gonna post TACHYON PORN

Our Danchou is really sad, please join our club and make him happy bwos

It's a new day meaning all the cooldown niggas are going to be joining soon. How are we doing, danchous?

>>545020924
>he fell for the "everyone is a le ojisan" meme
Bwo...

>>545020873
>not even a 60% for 2 sparks
there will be Kitasanlets who wasted their spark on a random banner thinking they'll mlb her in one spark kek

>>545021094
ngl dont think i'ma ever use it. Gold City already has On Your Left

When you're boxed you're boxed

>Accidentally gave danchou 1 shoe
>Last donation til reset
PLEASE BOSS IT WAS A MISTAKE AIEEEE

>>545019149
no one joined, I am never making a room again

https://poal.me/ok815s
https://poal.me/ok815s
https://poal.me/ok815s

>>545021258
It's still good to make OYL cheaper, it costs like 360 on default. Also, you're going to use it soon in Aoharu.

>>545019251
We have at least 3 hogs that spent 2000+$ on the game

>>545021378
no one??? fucking lmao
i'd kill myself desu

AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE why did I simulator roll

>>545021185
don't do that, I'm too lazy to edit and repost the tachyon reaction image that's necessary for times like these... should still work on that parent though

Easy

>>545021258
you'll change your mind when you realize how Aoharu and MANT work.

>>545021471
EXPLODE

>>545021378
I would have joined but I didn't see it make a new room and I'll join

>>545021378
Your room number post was almost invisible with that no context post

>>545020873
This chart makes it clear if you ever pulled a rate up in 100 or less pulls, you highrolled. I see people complain about it too Ken

>>545021401
I have LB3 Fine Motion for Aoharu. What does Nice Nattie do for Aoharu that Fine mo cant? I thought NN was a finemo replacement.

>>545021730
>I thought NN was a finemo replacement.
You know what's better than 1 FM? 2 FM.

>>545021730
Late skills.

>your number of career runs
>amount of 3* blues you have
450 runs, 2 speed , 1 stamina, 1 power

god i hate messaging in the club chat and seeing it contains invalid characters. wtf cygames, at least tell us which word is the issue

What deck are you guys bringing to farm ace in Aoharu?

>>545021804
447
4 Stamina
3 Power
1 speed

>>545021804
604
4 sta, 2 pwr, 2 wit

>>545021730
More Race Bonus than FineMo at MLB. Late Surger gold on NN that is very good.
Do note though that by the training numbers otherwise Finemo mogs NN hard.

>>545021817
You need to consider JP words too even in romaji since they count

>>545021992
2sp, rice, riko, fm, and probably nn
>>545022073
"i have ryan parent but its just power spark"

What's this 1984 word filter

>>545022062
does race bonus matter for Aoharu? What kinda decks do people use?

Still almost 2 showers left before KB rerun...

>>545021992
I'm going to try Witgod's deck first. 3 wit 2 speed 1 Riko. If it works then I'm going to see how good the scenario links are and consider taking off some wit or speed for them.

>>545022225
It doesn't. You'll barely race in Aoharu.

>>545021992
The same one I've been using since 2nd event

>>545022209
kek

Basashi is looking for 2 members after purging the flatliners last month. Casual club, trade shoe and dont flatline.

Send invite with /uma/ or post ID

>>545021992
i'll tell you after i win A finals

>>545022225
No. It starts to become important in MANT.

>>545021804
450
7 speed (1 9*), 1 stam, 5 power

*blackmails you*

>>545022303
what is witgods deck?

>>545022225
i'm just bringing nn for aoharu for late ace but that's about it. on your left and next cm is mile

>>545022149
Found the problem
>"i have ryan parent buT ITS just power spark"

DANCHOU GET YOUR AD IN BEFORE THE RESET

>>545020064
Anon the point of 4chan is posting with anonymity. A discord goes against the point of that and just creates unnecessary drama. We aren't supposed to know each other. Yes I use it daily but I don't post my fuckin discord ID. And I don't bitch about discord either. Generals have so much mental illness already and you want people to talk and know each other by name? Anons are already schizo posting people who keep winning private race lobbies.

Join Mambo. We will not kick you even if you flatline, real life is more important than uma clubs.

>>545022472
hate english

>>545022382
>only matters in the most dogshit scenario
yeah i'll pass

>>545022447
This is his example. But, he played with JP buffs.

>>545022608
Are you even in Mambo still?

>>545022329
one day, I will make her win every single turf G1 possible

It's a new day!
Let the poaching commence!

IT'S A NEW DAY

>>545022698
nyo

IT'S A NEW DAY.

>Mcqween and Golshi
Teiobros?!

its new day des!!

>>545022817
Then whats your problem?

>>545022928
im mentally ill

so so easy

>bring 5 speed cards
>can't cap speed
grim

>>545022928
It's funny

Don't burn out bros..
DO IT FOR YOUR OSHI

>open club menu
>/uma/ club is first in the list with no filters
What does the algorithm mean by this...

>forgot time changes
>have gut feeling to do dailies immediately
>finish but don't claim
>still get them in the mail
I should trust my gut more often, or I probably have to take a shit

i wondered why everyone was talking about the new day starting when its an hour away, then i forgot its daylight savings

>>545021561
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT NIGGY
the clipping is 100% intentional

>wit nature is good
What even is this gaslight? I've been testing it out by borrowing, but it's impossible to reach the stats I need for Leo if I waste a slot with a wit card. Am I missing something?

Also fuck this captcha wtf

OHAYO Toreina-san! /Uma/ Club has a few spots open for anons looking to be in a highly active and fun Top 100 Club! As usual, reply with ID to get an invite!

Come join us in the sun anon!

>>545023227
too good!

>>545022849
You can pair Teio with Rudolph. Who are you gonna pair Mcqueen and Golshi otherwhise? Ikuno Dictus? Nakayama Festa? lmao

>>545023294
Aoharu is wit game, we're not there yet

>>545023448
Every scenario after MANT is wit game. MANT was guts games then they realized it was dogshit they reverted back to wit game.

>>545023280
yes I am sure. editing 1 pixel is more work then trying to make a good parent here, I don't know why you are so eager to ruin our friendship like this...

>>545023280
Tachyon sexo

Six more runs anons, are you ready?
Do you feel ready?

>>545023606
fuck no

>>545023606
i gave up training ryan moody ass bitch

>>545023606
no
I'll take 3rd place b finals

>>545023294
wit cards just aren't good in URA, it's just a fact and people have denied it for 4 months. New scenarios have mechanics that make wit cards good.

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 3RD BORROW

>>545023606
Still not sure if I wanna bring 2 fronts

>>545023448
>>545023551
So you're telling me I'm supposed to dump 90k carats into something I can only use in ~the future~

>>545023606
I'm more of stuck at deciding which honses to bring

>>545023864
>in ~the future~
The future is like 5 days from now though.

Is TP recovering faster than normal?

NOT READY cm room
11649146
if you enter with a A+ nigga i will fucking DOX you
winner gets DOXXED
enter at your own risk

>>545023606
I will simply make my 3 aces just before the CM starts

Literally Literal Who? I got a random support card event for someone I don't even have and have never heard of or seen this Uma, even after consuming tons of Uma content

>>545023942
got it, entering with S giga umas

>>545008479 (OP)
>Forever young won Breeders cup
>Dodgers won MLB
Good day for japan

Biggest hips relative to height in the series, Shinko Windy.

>>545023942
Umazing

>>545022545
Dont you think having a 3rd party chat room or discord is justified with this dogshit fucking club chat, theres too much censorship involved its extremely unusable especially if you want a detailed conversation in this complicated rng of a game.
/uma/ is extremely hard to use due to gaslighters compared to other generals. Not sure why anons are like this trying to sabotage their fellow anons

any A+ clubs recruiting right now?
cooldown’s finally over, looking to apply

>>545024074
mlb what? kitasan?

>>545024048
the feral dog uma

>>545021804
850
2 wit, 0 guts, 4 power, 6 stam, 13 speed

>>545024230
Hard sell if we're going by first impressions, you need a danchou with a brain that can see that 30m in 15 days is good.

>>545009423
Forever Young uma will almost certainly replace Special Week as face of the series when she comes out. He has officially mogged every other Japanese horse.