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bout to do my hot bod routine

oh no muh rape

my mayano that failed at 1% training just lost the entire run because she didnt have enough fans for the arima kinen.

>>543026257
no, Urara is too pure for sex unless its with trainer. the three goddesses would never allow lewdmas in this universe

Reminder that the Fuku plush preorders have opened!

Also Mambo, if you're a fan of the lesser Machi

https://x.com/Cygames_goods/status/1979111555452276808?t=CGeMBtlH_DqVKM05XG3QDg&s=19

>>543026509
Which umas have a full bush?

let's keep about post:image ratio low okay?

>>543026514
Abusing horsegirls is always fun, but Teio is the one who needs to be abused the most and the hardest. Dantsu loser also works though.

sexo with cow

Pro tip for Taiki runs

Summer Hags keep losing in cm4 rooms lmao
Late chads we won

>>543026779
trainer license revoked

>>543026659
>remembering I have to now double the price of anything I import from tariffs

>>543026590
too bad you suck, I already had the fan requirement fulfilled

>>543026659
I preorderd mine!

>>543026659
>This item cannot be purchased because it is not eligible for overseas sales
Any bwos care to share how I can buy this? Pretend I'm a retard who can barely follow simple instructions (I am).

Reminder to dab on filthy mmo peasants

Cute

>>543026779
TOREENINGU DESUKAAA???

Not single romance between trainer and goldship even in JP after all this time huh?

oh my FUCKING god
the new mayano I started training just got LAST PLACE on her maiden race

>>543026509
Don't forget lovey dovey marriage as well!

>>543026708
smooth horse pussy

Why are the nips such Microsoft bootlickers?
Most of the people defending and forcing Windows 11 are from Japan from what I've seen.

>>543026372 (OP)
Sweaty umas

>>543026923
the yukkuri menace is here...

>>543026514
>dantsu bad end
>gets married to her trainer
>medical condition causing her to finish dead last races after races
>her trainer is unemployed due to her racing records, becomes a deadbeat husband
>dantsu has to race in underground circuit to make ends meet due to trainer's drinking and pachinko
>beaten by her drunk husband after another day of finishing last against mob uma

>>543026779
this but golshi

>>543026923
aaiiiiíiieeeeee

Hopeless...

Total image slot death!!!

>>543026923
https://youtu.be/bL2gc1Xe9GI?si=espJY7gtU0b37jnz

>>543026779
She'll train far worse like that

>>543026779
Why is Fuku so racist to Taiki? She knows Taiki can speak and understand Japanese right?

>>543026514
I hate this, but at the very least it doesn't have those syringes. Forcing drugs pisses me off. /rant

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

Be nice to the Umas, who are in our charge and under our direction and trust us as Tōrenas!

>>543026708
>Narita Brian (it isn't racing so she doesn't care)
>Tachyon (lazy; expects guinea pig to shave it for her)
>Opera O (weird brain gymnastics about it being an expression of her glory)
>Oguri Peak (doesn't realize it's something she's supposed to maintain)
>Biwa Hayahide (Fluffy, top AND bottom)
>Gold Ship (thinks it's funny)

My wife Daiwa became fat three times during a career. It can't be helped.

>>543026935
goldshi is unlovable

>>543026863
pls respond

Lewd ear socks...

>>543027290
>Oguri Peak (doesn't realize it's something she's supposed to maintain)
Doubt it, she trims her nails perfectly apparently. She seems like she's attached to her appearance/hygiene

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>543026863
Google "Japan shipping proxy recommendation" and brows the first few leddit threads

>>543027310
You can't just call your wife fat

>>543027115
Oh ok

What makes Creek "Super"?

>>543027334>>543026863
You have to find a proxy that'll let you do pre-orders. I was using zenmarket for a while but they upped their fees and I don't recall if they let you do pre-orders.

>>543026659
Why couldn't they make her less... ugly? All I really want is a normal Fuku Figu ;_;

>>543027334
You need a proxy service to order it. I used tenso.

>>543026779
fuck you pardner

>>543027310
Just three? Not nearly enough!

>>543027441
Very true anon, that one may have been wishful thinking on my part

>>543027549
I think its a cute plushie and she will look over me when I go to bed.

>>543027235
Same.

>>543027347
Imagine the smell

>>543027549
That's exactly how you look, Machi.
pictureofcurrenchan.png

which uma would agree to have sex with you if you begged for it

>>543027310
She's a big girl.

>>543027347
Lick the Fuku ears!

So when do we get Creek head couch pillow?

>>543027953
Curren chan wouldn't say that.

>>543027992
Laisu a cute, A CUTE!

>>543027963
gross, a trainer would never need to beg, he would be swimming in pony poon

>>543027963
I think a better question is which uma will refuse sex, because by the end of most careers most umas would've force you to pump babies into them.

Air Groove looking pissed off while you're on the ground begging for sex feels hot.

bwos, is this true?

DOTO SOON!

>>543028075
>S long
>3 recoveries
Witgod is unironically also great

Why did he MLB Kawakami Princess though. Where is his kita?

umadacchis...

>>543028075
I don’t know what this is but you didn’t align the left side properly

>>543028240
Fuji Kiseki wrote this

>>543026956
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE JUST GOT THIRD PLACE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW ON THE GODDAMN FUCKING HANSHIN DAISHOTEN
THAT'S A G2 RACE YOU STUPID CUNT
I HAD CHARMING ON DAY 5 GO DAMMIT
FUCK YOU MAYANO TOP CUNT
FUC KYOU

>>543028287
doto RAPE

>>543026935
unfortunately they went 110% on having Gold Ship be comic relief 24/7 and never saying or do anything serious in the game. she could be easily be a lot more flexible as a character but the average fan expects funny from the funny horse so that's all that we get

Is left more borrowable than right? Right gets 1-2 borrows a day and I know Maruzen parents are the new hotness currently.

>>543028306
same

>>543028278
No, it's classic JP uma gaslighting, play their routes and decide for yourself

>>543028304
jp before they knew how good kitasan was

VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO

https://youtu.be/FfVZAWcOpHY

MUST WATCH

>>543026956
How is that even possible? Did you only hit the rest button instead of training?

>>543028075
This pic is so retarded, the simple fact that the runs with the same deck/parents can produce wildly different results already makes this comparison worthless.

>>543026659
>he did not mention the aston machan plush
forgotten again...

>>543027963
Daiwa, Mcqueen, Creek, Haru and Mayano

>>543028456
I have no fucking idea man, I trained her flawlessly

>>543028328
that's the meme race with a buffed narita brian, usually you'd aim for second but if you have fuck all stamina you'll lose

Steak status?

>>543028262
Peep this shit brother

>>543028306
Why would you use Windows 11. Just stick with 10 until it becomes untenable

>>543026779
Taiki is the only uma that makes me consistently smile whenever I hear her stupid voice

i regret being busy and missing almost every free mlb card now ill always be behind...

>>543028595
90/100 times I usually get 2nd on the first go, with the amount of stam I usually have on her by that point
maybe my guts was too low or something

>>543028540
>Mayano
>beg
She's the one molesting her trainer every day of the week and Tracen is covering it up.

>>543028240
I want Fuku-chan to look at my penis like that

>>543028653
bwochacho... le news...

>>543028709
we were robbed

>>543028306
not my problem

>>543028448
why does Oguri have such big ass feet

>>543026509
Made to bear my 11 childs

>>543026479
>>543028412
My wife and my sweet daughter

>Almond Eye’s son won his debut then got injured for 6 months
>now Equinox’s full sister won her debut and got injured
The next generation is cursed apparently

>>543027963
Laisu would put out for onii-sama if you begged. But I don't think you should, it would be unethical, and mean to her

>>543028834
That just means they don't take responsibility if something breaks
The game should continue working for the foreseeable future

>>543027497
Her ti- Her bo- Her te- boo
Brea

>>543028748
Her and Fukukitaru make me smile the most. Also bakushin and tickezo make some good sounds

>>543027549
Life is pain

>>543028881
Helps her run with more power
>proof?
I made it up.

>>543028910
>tragic story
guess their ticket to umamusume is already secured

>>543028881
Because she's the grey monster

>>543029084
oissu

>>543028448
Which uma has the smelliest feet? Asking for a friend.

>>543028881
La bestia de Kasamatsu

>>543029084
I guess it could be worse.

>>543027008
It's literally about doing less work. Wouldn't you want to do less work? They just got an excuse from Microsoft.

>>543028996
.

>>543028910
>>543029125
Imagine Kitasan’s daughter and Equinox’s little sister as an uma who’s kinda prone to getting hurt.

>Speed 4 already
Fastest I've ever gotten it there wtf. I didn't think I was slamming it THAT much.

>>543029297
WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>543028885
I can't understand that Osakan

>Oh Torena-san, I'd love to share wine with you when I'm old enough
Bitch you own and drive a custom car, stop pretending to still be a teen

is it even possible to be a casual player on this game?
getting shit on at CMs all the time feels bad, but at the same time I don't have it in me to get sweaty minmaxing good parents and fishing for sparks and shit...

>>543029034
Such a softie.

>>543029428
give her the little sister character and it's an instant sold

>>543027492
>wake up
>instead of a cute and round pet creature you get a weirdo who wants to dress you up in toddler clothes

>>543028448
>8 hours ago
Guaranteed some freak already jerked off to this.

>>543028885
when do we get these skits in global

>>543029493
>Is it possible
Yes, you just need to stop giving a shit about CM, collect your participation gibs and leave

who wins the chud-off between spe and tama

>average lifespan of a horse is 25-30 years
>Dober is 31
Persistent fucker. Pretty nice horse too.

>>543028910
>Chrono Genesis' first son Bereshit won his debut race and got a fever after, causing him to pull out of the Ivy Stakes this weekend
>Curren Bouquetd'Or's first son Ham Tan got 2nd in his debut race and immediately got injured after and will not be able to ride or exercise for four months
>Both of Almond Eye's kids Aaron's Rod and Promesa el Mundo got injured immediately after winning their debut races too
Seriously what is going on kek. At least Aaron's Rod is back recently and even won a race but hopefully he stays healthy this time

>do a Hishi Amazon run because I randomly got her and haven't done a run yet
>crash out 2 races before finale
>get 3* speed spark
What the fuck...

MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>543029493
Actual casuals don't give a shit about cm

>>543029251
Festa, it's part of her hobo aesthetic

>>543029693
what kind of name is Bereshit

>>543029693
Decades of inbreeding is showing even more than usual now.

>>543029626
Open league would be so much better if it allowec B+ umas. Theyre too bad for the tryhard league

>>543029493
I don't give a shit about cm and only care about collecting umas and their stories, so yeah

>>543029493
Play on open where you belong or don't play at all.

>>543029873
>B+
whale detected

>>543029873
On the other hand it's arguably harder to keep a horse within B rank than B+ which means you have to minmax the fuck out of a B rank to make it competitive.

Is it that bad to have a grandparent be the same uma i'm training? I know there's an affinity penalty but is it actually very impactful?

>>543029493
Understand that This is their game, get your consolation gifts and move on

Ugh, do I keep going for parent grinding? Feels like I'll never hit a relevant 2* blue/pink with groundwork

>kitasan never came to me to give me poc
I wonder if I can get away with low stamina by having 2 golds and a white

Does anyone else not give a shit about PvP but still have numbers-autism where you want a nice looking stat spread?

>>543029801
It means "in the Beginning" and is the first word in the Book of Genesis which is a reference to Chrono Genesis, his dam. I get what they were going for honestly but naming it Bear Shit is still hilarious

>>543030008
Not if it has sparks you need. Besides, how is the horse gonna find out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxL9dl1zR0o

fuck forgot image
Ugh, do I keep going for parent grinding? Feels like I'll never hit a relevant 2* blue/pink with groundwork

>>543029873
I have yet to join the seal clubbing league, but it seems like you can get away with making them strong statwise and only taking essential skills. The rank limit is eventually raised which is nice

>>543028416
I can't believe my daughter and grandson are as stacked as my wife...

>>543029836
Gold Ship has blessed his children with his abnormally high intelligence

>>543029596
these are pakatube shorts, not in game

>>543030008
It won't contribute to affinity, so bad for getting double circles, but if they have the sparks you need then it's possible

>>543030331
oh

>>543030328
absolute unit

>>543029693
someone is poisoning the horses

>>543029493
Just minmax the loaned parent and use casual mesh

>>543028748
Oh!

>just got accepted for Navy OCS
>will be away from my umas for 13 weeks
what do I tell danchou...

>>543029493
No it isnt.

This Symboli makes me ROCK hard

>>543030542
tummy

>>543030546
Please for the love of god:
1. Don't fuck your enlisted sailors
2. Don't try to pull rank on anyone unless asked for by your dept. head or SEL
3. Don't try to get involve with enlisted drama, but do be friendly to them.
4. Get your SWO pin

>>543029493
just stop caring

>>543030546
Congratulations

>>543030546
do you not get recreation time or a personal phone/computer

>>543029493
I have a 40hrs a week job and can compete in CMS.

>>543030475
>being booed is an honor when they're going to boo you anyway
Is Rice Shower the X-Pac of umas?

>>543030546
Have fun fucking the sailor boys, anon, I hear they give it up easy

>>543030546
https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs?si=wPSFS4c2_XfXOjTQ

brat

>>543030546
Your umas would be proud of you

Digitan LOVE

>>543026514
Images like these don't even make me mad. I just think of how mentally wrong in the head you have to be to enjoy it.

>>543030546
>Navy
you'll be an expert at deepthroating by the end of that 13 weeks

>>543030546
Look at the bright side, you can skip Riko banner!

>>543030728
>Don't fuck your enlisted sailors
Who the fuck goes into the navy/AF to be enlisted? We have the army and marines for that, I almost expect OCS for anyone who wants to be in those branches.

>>543029873
CM matchmaking and the whole system kinda suck anyway. They definitely not intended it to be some serious mode.

>>543030546
>Navy OCS
You're playing the wrong gacha bwo

>>543030728
But you're all men and men butt is like, gross or something.

>>543029189
>>543028885
I like this gremlin's voice

>Play game
>Do Seiun career
>1* guts
>No groundwork
>Play game
>Do Seiun career
>1* wit
>No groundwork
>Play game
>Do Seiun career
>1* guts
>No groundwork
>Out of borrows for the day

Amazing game we got here, I love rolling the slot machine until this piece of shit game decides I can finally play it.

>>543029587
Yeah me

Remember to get women on your ship pregnant!

>>543030863
The navy was actually going to use this as their official song until someone told them it's a gay song. How they didn't realize that themselves, I don't know.

>open game
>fap to Super creek
>close game
Great game.

seamen are not gay you projecting assholes

>>543031180
shut the fuck up and make your own parents dumbass

>>543031126
Sailors shave and 15 weeks is a loooong time

>>543030728
I'm just a retard who graduated college and didn't know what the fuck to do afterwards. I'll be the least pain in the ass officer they'll ever meet.
>SWO pin
I'm going in for Information Pro not Surface Warfare, can I still get it?
>>543030757
thanks bwo
>>543030776
I think it's only for calling loved ones
>>543030856
>>543030863
I'm not gay
>>543030918
I don't think they'll be happy with my hiatus
>>543031004
Nah I won't be shipping out for at least a few weeks so I'll be able to roll.
>>543031062
I quit Azur Lane when they added Operation Siren

>>543031180
Yeah thats how it be

>>543031257
Ironically only native american guy was gay in that vid in the first place.
>>543031470
>I'm not gay
You got weeks to acclimate, dont worry about it.

>>543031126
Navy seems like the one branch where a women isn't a complete burden. Dunno how it is in reality though.

>>543031345
>Mommy Uma
>Dresses as a Mummy Uma
It's pottery

>It's another one of *those* runs
fml

>>543030546
send this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw&pp=ygULaW4gdGhlIG5hdnk%3D and refuse to elaborate further

>>543031180
I have a set of parents with groundworks + front savvy and I'm already working on a lineage with more greens. Should've worked on a decent parent before the SMaru meme uma dropped.

>>543031470
>I'm not gay
>In the navy
Suuuuure

>>543031470
Wait, why would you roll on riko banner when you will be able to use them only for a month and half

Tan gyaru Helios

>>543031738
>Tazuna
>Aoi
>Riko
>???
>???
>Speed power stamina uma

>wingwoman is the one getting nightmares
Man it’s so dire for Falco, huh?

>>543031738
your mood is going up cuckie you love it

My umas force me to do things after each race...

>>543031780
wait that's a good fucking point, you just saved me 30k carats

>>543031470
>I'm not gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=virpe1dpc6g

How long will Aoharu be out before next CM starts, should I just be parent farming for now and then do ace runs during Aoharu, or will there not be enough time to make an ace?

>>543031706
>Mom molests you
>Run away to your fun aunt to tell her what her sister is doing to you
>Takes you to Bubbly Land to cheer you up
>Mom is in the room
>It was a trick so they can both molest you

>>543031738
with all the otona scenario NPCs so far torena has been raped by 17 of them in total as of the current mode, sometimes in batches of 3 at a time

>last thread someone called smaru a smart falcon side grade
>realistically just as annoying to build as falcon because at least falcon has a free 1-2 greens and more of the autism is in her parents/grandparents pink sparks than whites
Yeah glad I saved 30,000 carats, just gonna run intelligent pigeon.

>>543031706
I love Creek

>>543032129
Drops in the middle of R2 of Leo, so you'll need umas to clear R1 at the very least.

Why the heck Agnes Tachyon doesn't boost affinity for Daiwa Scarlet as a parent?

>>543031738
Light Hello sex

>>543031621
Unless you're the absolute lowest of the low on the ladder, the navy isn't exactly the most physically intensive branch. The actual reason most women don't go in the navy is the reason people in general don't, because being stuck on a boat for possibly weeks at a time isn't for everyone.

>>543031983
It's amazing how being cucked by Tasuna can cure an uma from skin cancer, insomnia, fracture, migraine, obesity and procrastination.

>wanted to find the Navy skit
>too ancient
I did find something else truly ancient though.

https://youtu.be/cCI1owQ7CXI?si=idI-ovdE7y6SsOV6xjxgh

>>543031470
>I think it's only for calling loved ones
are there other recreational activities you can do? if not then i understand why all the other anons are talking about sailor orgies now

>>543031394
I think that's what she's trying to do.

>>543032568
Because of the implications

>>543032064
Okay? They deserve to? They just ran a race for you, don't you think they should be able to blow off a little steam?

>I'll gamble 50k fans to get the bonus points in the arimACK
fucking hell Teio

>>543032656
That women and seamen don't mix?

>>543032568
Navy Seals?

What career races feel like scripted losses for you but arent?

>>543032201
I sense immense mom energy from the one on the left

>>543032760
That Teio feels like the one unique costume that's just objectively worse than the normal uma

>>543032865
Anything in Mayano's career that has Brian in it.

>>543032865
Anyone that has to do Tenno Sho Spring

>>543030896
sex

>>543032865
all of them because there's no such thing as a scripted loss except the main story races with that Demon Mihono Bourbon in Rice chapter

>>543032916
It is uglier but the anime opening and the flame animation in the costume kinda make up for it.

>>543032906
the first triple crown and possibly the bustiest

>>543032916
Anime McQueen is 10x worse than Anime Teio and 100x worse than Normal McQueen.

>>543032832
You shouldn't compare one of the most elite units in the branch that has requirements that are insane by normal standards to the rest. That's like saying everyone in the army is like Delta Force.

>>543032137
hot

>>543032865
The derby always has some weird fuckery going on like your skills suddenly not activating or Spechud/Fish/robot woman doing their thing

>>543032832
They aren't the one that man the ships, aka the vast majority of the navy.

>>543032201
Why do the twinkle legends look way more attractive than the supposed “three goddesses” in game? What were they thinking?

>>543032865
Asahi Hai and Hanshin Juvenile always feels like a coin flip when I have to run them.
For Grass in particular I can win every other race but lose Asahi Hai and get robbed of her unique title

>>543031880
>>542737971

>>543032916
she jobs hard in that vostume in the anime, so...

>>543033235
>replying to 2 day old bread

unlucky on speed

>>543033076
A Twink Legend-tier nursing handjob,,

>>543024961
HOLY FUCKING CUTE!

>>543033104
>modern day SEALS
>most elite
Lmao. ST6 maybe.

>>543033439
I'm reminding the nigger of how wrong he is.

>>543033442
don't feel bad, it wasn't useable anyway due to Med A

>>543032916
McQueen is much worse

>>543033218
Because you're just a skilless uma at that point but because of the 400 stat inflation it's that you are a 700/700/700 racing against a bunch of 500/500/500s, which is well within this game's RNG margins.

>>543032441
I will have a nice threesome with both

>>543033528
But she does have piercings so that means you're wrong.

>>543033197
for me it's
>Darley Arabian > Saint Lite > Godolphin Barb > power gap > Speed Symboli > Byerley Turk > Haiseiko

which uma listens to ACDC

>honse runs very fast
>honse gets injured because it runs fast and often
>honse is not running very fast anymore but it still runs very often
ok, I know this is a franchise about dumb horse like girls but surely there must be something some better way how to convey those stories

So who is currently the best story SSR support? It feels like it's still McQueen as she doesn't give FUCKING USELESS skills like Brian or randomly sap huge amounts of energy like Winning Ticket.

>>543033737
The hags only.

Of course I get her charming event on a parent run

/uma/ says to just pick your waifus for your CM teams.
Well here are my waifus. Are they worth training for this CM?

>>543033818
Bro has john cena as his waifu, damn

>>543033708
Wtf are they doing in Ireland

My waifus? Special week, Maruzosky and oguri cap

>Three borrow runs
>Three pre-debut night owls
This shit is rigged.

>>543030546
Plenty of Filipinos in the Navy (Flip Mafia), so you'll be in good company as a gachafag.

>>543033936
I dont want to imagine hairless uma tails...

>>543033818
Forgot pic

>>543033747
McQueen is garbage. Low mood effect and no training efficiency, her stat output is garbage.
It's probably Special Week. Provides a gold recovery, 10 race bonus, and provides better speed training than speed SRs.

>hanshin juvenile fillies
>hanshin dai shota
ummm is there something you wanna disclose privately mr hanshin

I'm fucked.

>>543033925
Irish things, don't worry about it.

>>543033041
cute

>>543033391
sex

>trigger 4 greens
>and focus
>but groundwork didnt
hate

am i supposed to be buying triple 7's on summer maru for this race?

got a 3* speed smaru but the sparks...

borrow creek and a capped SR for stam or my own LB2 creek + tazuna for a frontrunner, how important is focus/concentration

>>543034267
it should be the only recovery skill you buy so ult procs with speed carryover to late race

do purposefully bomb some races so you can get all cutscenes?

>>543034297
She has low affinity. Not a good parent anyways

Sometimes you come across art that makes you think what was the artist's thought process behind it.

>>543034341
wouldn't you need like 1k stam to survive debuffers without buying maestro?

>>543033925
Horse burglars

>>543034080
>It's probably Special Week. Provides a gold recovery, 10 race bonus, and provides better speed training than speed SRs.
Oh I meant main story, so only the 4 we have so far (Rice, McQueen, Winning Ticket, Brian)

>>543026372 (OP)
jordan's sweaty shirt...

>>543034071
Yes
Just make sure you have a way to get 2 gold recoveries on them

>>543034438
yeah but that's pretty easy with 2 stam cards and stam sparks especially with some URA sparks

>>543034421
a trainer fucking his umas, is not that complicated

>>543034476
McQueen is used solely for her recovery for longs, rest are bad.
Haru Urara is the only true GOAT welfare.

>>543034513
insane when i see people say this but with 17 stam stars and super creek/mayano out of 6 runs the most i've hit is 1.2k speed 890 stam

Why don’t we ever see an uma as a trainer? You’d think that the best trainers/coaches would be former athletes like in real life.

>>543034662
it depends on the uma of course. it's a lot easier with umas like golshi with 20% stam bonus

>>543028448
That's some fat thighs

>>543034513
I tend to go for power sparks instead of stamina

>>543034689
You're not asking the right questions.
Rather, why does Tracen require a trainer to be single?

>>543034689
Umas are retarded and would go
>yes run for 18 hours straight with no water access through the sahara desert better yet lets make it a race between the two of us haha

>img_number.jpg
of course its an iphon fag

>>543034689
Umas are too low wit

>>543034739
oh yeah i just mean anything with no stam bonus, since smaru has 15% spd and wit, stam feels pretty rough, i had a 1.2k spd/1.1k stam golshi for gemini or whatever

>>543034421
>not a front
Sucks to be you Cafe.

>>543034421
>DUDE ITS KEK SHIT ITS MY FAVORITE L:ETS GOO
its people fucking while another one is too much of a bitch to join the weird orgy
thats it
shut up

>>543026659
for any anons who have bought before, do they charge when they ship, like for amiami? or is it a pay now and wait sort of thing. I have my forwarding address ready so i dont need to deal with a proxy

>>543034862
bouncing tickets...

>forgot to record CM finals
fuuuuuuuuuck

>>543033747
Of the main story ones it's probably mcqueen, but even then none of them are very good. sometimes I use her if she has relevant skills, otherwise I have 3LB cafe.

>>543035119
mine was so boring that I don't even care about the fact that I forgot to record it

>>543035119
I got my ass beat bruh I ain't recording that shit

>>543034421
this artist never clicked with me. maybe it was his dumb "John Spicaman fucks all the umas in Tracen" skit or maybe it was because he traced the anime artstyle too hard that it no longer stimulates me. pre-game anime has one of the blandest artstyles I've ever seen in my life and this guy wasted all his porn works by making them look like "hot naruto girls XXX rule34paheal" from copying such bland lineart

...

>>543032865
hopeless steaks is the only truly scripted race

>>543035380
wtf is wrong with Finemo?

>get night owl before summer camp
>it procs 4 times before I even get the chance to go to the infirmary (i.e. every day)
Literally -10 energy for spending a day resting without anything I can do about it. This game can go fuck itself.

summer spe waki and heso combo prpr

is spurt just useless this cm? if so, what skils should i bring for an end closer? i'm thinking of bringing let's pump some iron, red shift and maybe shooting for victory

>>543035528
>is spurt just useless this cm?
yeppers since late race starts on a corner

roast my uma, i need sweatlord opinions

I will never ever fucking get the Nice Nature Unique Epiphet
What an absolute fucking shitshow of a title this is.

>>543035528
Those are all of the accels you get for an End Closer yes.

>>543035649
>no medium s
>not max speed
>outer post prof?? long shot?? lone wolf??

brother what are you doing

>>543035649
you have no midrace skills, you'll be passed by someone's TT Pacer going into late race

>>543033745
they do put a little more effort into the writing after a certain point, after like 50 or so careers that are literally just that.

>>543033737
I bet Maru still listens to Metalica and thinks Sandman is the coolest hippest song ever

>>543034689
Fuji Kiseki ~kinda~ has that sort of role in New Era, but it's mostly just implied. We don't really get a look at the training side of things in that movie.

>better to have an MLB SR than a LB0 SSR
BUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE MY SR AT MLB EITHER? DID YOU EVER FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT GAME?

>>543034757
ASS Striker

>Three borrows
>All three borrows get the greens I need to activate Groundwork
>11* Groundwork spark doesn't proc in all three of them
...

>>543035781
what are the mid race skills for a front runner?

>>543033745
(*) Based on a true story

>>543034689
NPC uma like Light Hello and Sugar Light seem too bitter about their circumstances to go into coaching.

>>543034824
>imagenamefagging in current year
I apologize for enjoying my break at work by browsing 4chan on my phone

Why did they limit horse loans to 3? Every frustrating element of the game becomes 10 fold because of it.

>>543035929
>corner adept, playtime's over, tail held high
>front corners/straights

DO NOT THE
HROSIES !! DONT

>>543035983
Apparently it feeds directly into their profits by making it so limited since it makes you roll for shit so that your own horses can stand on their own better. Which ignores that all the 9* borrows are either leviathans in spending, or they're just straight up botting until they get the result they want.

>>543035980
>2007+18
>using an iphone
i shiggy diggeri hope you yabba dabba dont do that

>>543035649
Why aren't you picking the fast-paced skill during training? Its one of s maru's events.

>non standard distance spark from winning Takarazuka Kinen
wow

>>543036148
i'm just waiting for the auto campaign QoL from japan, then i'll do serious parent farming cus fuck doing this right now

We post horny art regularly, can we post some romantic art now? I love the way suzuka sits here.

>>543036303
Thats so cute

Has anyone here ever actually succeeded at the strength chakra?

how do I raise a good front runner parent for my summer murazensky?

>>543036303
I don't like romantic art showing a girl with a man who isn't me. I don't mind yuri though (they're just friends), I could post that if you're fine with it.

>>543036303
99% of 4chan has no idea what romance is beyond putting a benis into a vajayjay

>>543036218
Please tell me there's at least one doujin where Tachyon pisses on Cafe's coffee and makes her drink it I need a very degenerate jerk off session to keep me from doing it for a week or so

>>543036463
In my defense all sex I've ever had I paid for at soaplands so how to get to that point without financial transactions is a mystery to me.

>>543036148
How would the retarded nips even measure that?

>Do the Radio Nikkei Sho on Maruzensky with a high race bonus deck
>+84 SP, +4 all stats, Mood Up, Hot Topic
So that's what my runs were missing

>>543036285
How reliable is it? Won't the machine pick the wrong thing to train too often?

>>543036557
>tail wrapped around the leg
peak romance

did someone ask for more hornyposting

why can't I date the reporter so she can write hit pieces on other umas?

>>543036557
HORSE TAILS CAN'T WRAP AROUND THINGS
HORSE TAILS ARE 90% HAIR

what the HELL are you doing

>>543035823
I always wondered what this wedge thing in the uniform is supposed to be. Like, is it an underblouse? Part of the uniform top itself and sewn in?

>>543036557
Horse tail doesn't work like that.

>>543036951
>HORSE TAILS CAN'T WRAP AROUND THINGS
Well they could but they would unwrap immediately

>>543036460
For me I just tend to enjoy uma x uma more because it's (character I like) x (character I like) instead of (character I like) x (boring blank space). Autism is one hell of a drug.

what the HELL are you doing

>>543036951
>>543037001
anons underestimate the power of LOVE

I hope they will implement sparks reroll on half anni. I'm tired of farming parents as is

These are my only two 9*s. Which one would be better to put as borrow?
Currently it's the Teio and she gets like 5 borrows a day generally

>>543036951
it's trainer that entangled his leg around her tail, not natie controlling her tail

>>543036951
implying anyone here has ever seen a horse skeleton

So it seems blockers CAN beat maru in test rooms huh?

>>543037118
When did it get implemented in jp?

>>543037086
debuffing your ass so she can win the race

>>543037196
uma tails are magic tailjob machines

>>543037224
is it still bakushin

>>543037161
Ryan, and it's not even close

>>543036218
>>543036580
something about cafe using the chipote chillón makes me chuckle

>>543036460
>I don't like romantic art showing a girl with a man who isn't me.
This is extremely funny to me.

>>543037046
same

>>543037430
ANON, THE ADVERTISERS!!!

>>543037430
IS THAT-

>>543036303
I really like seeing glimpses of Gold Ship's femininity through her whimsical exterior. It's an extra special treat since you rarely see it.

>>543037430
ARE THOSE

What are our expectations for the half-anniversary patch? What QoL could we see

spechan is so fucking hot bros

>>543037336
>chipote chillón

>>543037430
Wh- b- th- the community guidelines! Cygames will hear of this!!

Is it ever worth using a borrow to parent farm?

>>543037430
damn her mouth big no wonder she can eat so much

>>543036303
Angry apple sex.

>run is going well
>it's time for spechud to give me her special
>agemasen'd
>fuck
>akikawa comes in clutch and gives me bofa
I love you director-sama, at least it didn't take me a billion runs for my Leo pace ace.

>>543037608
Special Fatass

>>543037430
uh dude??

>>543038085
>no accel skills
>2 golds + 950 stam
lol

>>543037430
yeah same but only like this
https://files.catbox.moe/yqbtij.png
https://files.catbox.moe/drszxk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/j9vkc7.png

>>543038195
First one's dead link though

>>543037430
Suzu-chan has to keep the umas wet while I recover from my refractory period

>>543038108
>I didn't raise a WHORE for a daughter!

>>543038195
fag

>>543038085
Your shooting for victory? Your red shift?
The pace chasers I've seen winning rooms all have 900+ power, you should probably aim for that

Alright, quit being horny /uma/.

I like how the Japs call her tanhoiza

>>543038195
I understand why it's there with so many female characters, but I really with there wasn't so much futa in Uma porn.

>>543038360
>some anon goes "lets not be horny but be cute and post romance stuff for once!"
>of course there is one autistic freak that has to go "HAHA LOOK AT MY PORN"
fucking third worlders i swear to god

>>543030546
Remember, it's not gay if you're underway. Also remember to always fuck your junior enlisted sailors

>recording TT stats to get ready for Aoharu
I knew my medium team was ass but holy shit

Uma's make me so horny.

>>543038195
Good taste anon, that's one of the few good publicly active futa artists.

>>543038261
yeah i dont know why
uploading it again produces the same error but now it works
https://files.catbox.moe/yx5n82.png

>>543038451
There should be a gacha about collecting futas

>>543038195
normally I would complain about this but at least it's not the fucking egregious horsecock shit that uma gets a ton of

>>543035983
It becomes 10 borrows a day close to the 1 year mark, and I think Japan is at 50 now

Oguri Cap careers without a single instance of slow metabolism are non-canon

>>543038568
Mister cock and balls wouldn't do that

I'm honestly glad borrows are still at 3. If it was 5, I'd be forcing myself to play more just to minmax parent farming

>>543038617
I mean, if ANY animal would have a horsecock...

>>543038463
Ramonu has that mature look like she's of those ladies always in a nightdress or lounge dress and is always doing THAT...

>>543038537
Uma Musume is a spreadsheet game

>>543038808
and then there is cucks like this anon as well

>>543038618
Close to the 1 year mark sounds very far away.
>>543038085
I got swinging maestro in 1/5 finished runs (one I just gave up because the game fucked me too hard) Creek is literally an agemasen card for me.

>>543036148
>all the 9* borrows are either leviathans in spending, or they're just straight up botting until they get the result they want.
Everyone should have a 9* now that we're four months in.

>>543037224
If you can block the whole CM 4 final corner you are just an ace

>>543038885
My luck is just that bad.

>>543038192
>>543038325
>acceleration
it's going to be fine, last corner is a battle for the front runners it's the last straight where she's going to win I'm coping

>>543037086
How do people get so many skill points? I'm not even close to this even with Aoi and running a few races

>>543038568
Who's that Japanese artist on Twitter that almost exclusively draws art of CB?

>>543038885
this is your brain on metafaggotry

>>543037608
Calm down Suzuka

>>543037863
If I don't feel like making aces that day yeah. I only have 1 3* stamina parent so if I want a strong parent I have to borrow another 3*.

>>543038367
yeah because that's how tannhauser was transliterated

>>543038617
some of the old nip horsecocks stuff is good, but it's from the era when the community ate itself alive over porn, so you have to look through kemono.cr archives of old discord servers and shit because all the artists' public pages got taken down

>>543038736
Much harder to stay motivated for parent runs, rather than going for an ace or even just to improve TT rank. At least with the latter 2, in the back of my head I know that a good run could give me a new "personal best" for that uma.

parent runs can just give you jack shit even if you do everything as you should. And even if you make mistakes in a parent run, you can still just get lucky and have something usable.

>>543038537
>>543038838
I also did this for like 2 days before I realised I wasn't autistic enough

when does Straightaway Adept become bufed so it's not shit? I know it happens at some point.

>>543029251
>NOOOO please don't teio me please I'm sorry

>>543037863
Yes because even in a scenario where luck kinda fucked you, you still have an objectively better parent because of what one of the grandparents is.

>>543038838
I've been meaning to setup my own db to keep track of sparks, both borrowed and my own

>>543039227
Suzuka's baby...

this place is bad for my wallet i had a clear plan of future umas to roll and /uma/ made me roll for every single new uma with at least 10 rolls each, i will be poor by the time dia-san arrives

>>543036463
who cares
90% of 4chan doesn't know anything about sex beyond penis in hole but we still post about it

>>543039324
That's because you're retarded and don't understand how money works, not because of anyone else.

>>543039095
Luckily they do eventually implement not only spark rerolling, but the ability to just increase the star count of a spark through event items (but only of blue/red/green skills) so if you have a parent that is good but stuck at 2 stars, hold on to it, it'll be a 3 one day.

>>543039071
I just think it's a cute spelling/pronunciation of something traditionally pronounced more mutedly, no need to jump down my throat anon

You know what time it is

>>543038885
Not all 9* are equal

Teio's ult ever worth grabbing? She's one of my few 9* legacies, other than a few Pasas.

>>543028448
SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF

Why hasn't anyone let Nice Nature know how bad she smells?

>>543039559
its extremely inconsistent so no

>>543038367
>>543039071
I could swear Tannhauser was pronounced semi-correctly in Gundam SEED Destiny since that's the name of the Minerva's positron cannon. But then the director of that show is fluent in english so he probably directed them how to say it.

I think Fuji Kiseki is bugged. She always procs the same recreation events in the same order and she doesn't fail infirmary. 37 runs.

>>543039559
ults are so expensive that you only want to take the really good ones, you'll use teio if she has good affinity regardless of her unique
in other words, her unique sucks, but that's not why you should/shouldn't pick her

>>543039559
I think it's okay for non-fronts

>Dirt Derby
>Smaller purse than a G2
Dirters are truly the most oppressed race.

>>543039160
GENTLE SEX WITH GENTLE WIFE

>>543028448
Do people actually have feet that have a difference in length of 0.5cm?

uuuooohhh sweep tosho im also gonna make you all mine if you dont share your drink with me uuuooohhh sweet sweet tosho T o T

>>543039227
Really fucked up that I masticated to the Uma Musume belly stuffing compilation multiple times

shut up cunnyfag

>>543039559
It's the same as Rudolf's and Oguri's in strength but not as easy to proc, so can be good on styles that want to do a lot of overtaking on the final straight like Lates and Ends.

>>543039471
my bad on the tone bwo

>>543039652
No wait nevermind, I checked it on YT, they totally say Tenhoiza there too, I'm being gaslit by my own memories.

Is there a skill tier list for TT anywhere? I suddenly can't break 500k points this week.

Doto when

>>543039261
It sucks big time. I still have over 100 I need to enter.
>Borrowed
OH NO NOW I HAVE TO CATALOG THE 40 BORROWS TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is Summer Spe or Brian better as End Closer? Or should I just run them both as LS
Fast & Furious is simply too expensive to buy, and I can't really go Power Ticket because I need 4/1 + Tazuna

Thanks Vodka

>>543036303
Granny love

>>543037430
Stepped out for a bit and got hit with a wonderful reply. Say hello to the gulag for me

sweep pea

are there any optional races you guys do on your smaru runs?

>>543039883
I've been using this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=148688425#gid=148688425.

>>543039972
Happy birthday, anon.

Think 800 stamina is possible with this deck and 14 stamina sparks?

>>543040069
only when no good training and and if it has a chance at giving a groundwork green

>>543039972
tomboy love

Why does Oguri Cap, the largest of them, not simply eat the other racers?

>>543040169
depends on the uma

>>543039972
happy birthday champ

>>543040069
Of course, doing a race is better than some shitty 0 rainbow training.

>>543040170
how do i know which ones give groundwork green, i'm guessing if its right handed, has non standard distance etc

>>543040069
Take the Fukushimapill in Classic Summer
>>543040239
Tachyon, so no stamina growths. Biwa gives Hanshin Racecourse so in a pinch the requirements can be lowered to 760

>>543040275
Is that a nitro box from Crash Bandicoot?

>>543040169
yes but you're probably not capping speed

umas are bad at eating ramen

>>543040386
yes it is

>>543040069
kikuka sho if the run allows it, and the classic year Japan cup
sprinter stakes if there is no rainbow on that day, which seems to be common in my runs for some reason

>>543040229
Because the only thing Oguri loves more then eating is racing against strong opponents
She can't do that if she eats them

>>543040457
gyaru wife

>>543040380
Considering tachyon has an innate recovery ult, you could probably go even lower