Thread 716484383

Spe Chad would have been more popular if she revealed her chud powerlevel early on

HELP! I accidently a whole horse, is this bad?

>king halo only has a good rating on sprint
>only has 2 TWO sprints in her career
what the fuck is this shit

Bakushin Boss Battle scheduled for tomorrow.

Post the racing uma you're going to use to beat her.

>>716484383 (OP)
Some characterizations are in need of an update.

>>716484383 (OP)
post THAT gif

I'm not a degenerate but I would love to dive head first under that skirt and take deep breaths.

>>716484383 (OP)
Oguri after gaining weight is hotter than Super Creek I don't care what you say

>>716484942
>I'm not a degenerate but I'm a degenerate
You're cringe

>>716484383 (OP)
tragic heroine spechan, leader of the evil umas.

I can't win a career with Ryan

>>716485156
Rude!

B-Bros?!

>>716485208
I failed with wit and had to switch to 4 SPD 2 STAM

>find a 9star stam parent
>put uma front no matter what
>spam speed and stamina
>win every single time
i have become a true master trainer

>>716485250
a JP bro already did that with Bakushin and defeated the secret boss

>>716485248
This Nikke update looks a bit weird

>>716485248
>umas ARE strong enough to dual weld aks like it's nothing

>>716484383 (OP)
>>716485370
90 wit...

>>716484754
No anon, it's King tomorrow.

Should I draw Mayano or Urara?

>>716485626
Thank god I didn't want to train a King Halo

>>716484735
Would Burger King Halo sling slurs in an aeroplane?
>>716485720
I like Urara more but she probably has gotten more fanart lately. Mayano is a cutie too. Or you can draw both having fun together.

>>716485720
Mayano but only if Tom Cruise is in it

>>716485720
draw them both playing on the jungle gym

>>716485852
she just wanted water anon

Man, what a fucking shitty run, barely any rainbow and got debuff stress once.

>>716485720
Mayano in Urara's outfit.

>>716486018
If Akebono is Andre the Giant who is Hulk Hogan? And don't say Pasa.

>>716486076
>1232 skill points
What in the god damn

GOLDU SHIPPU

>>716486204
I'm not buying anything of course.

>>716486204
>he doesn't wait for max discounts

>>716486241
>>716486246
How do you win races with no fucking skill?

>>716486321
clocks and luck

Sex with Happy Meek.

When will we achieve the Über U-stats?

>>716486321
Every goal races got scripted stats requirement that you can brute force sometime.

>>716486493
hopefully never

>>716486321
BIG NUMBER

>>716486321
only buy skills with max reduction that you would buy at the end anyway

>3000 carats
holy shit thank you CyGENEROUS

why does horse need glasses

Which uma has the most suckable nipples?

I WILL be Happy Meek's trainer.
I just have to figure out how to get Kiryuin out of the picture....

>>716486708
joining the mile high club with maya

>>716486740
can 100 umas beat a gorilla?

>>716486926
An uma can kill a gorilla with a dropkick.

>>716486691
I'm gonna bully this horse with alarm clocks.

>>716486926
100 gorillas can't beat an uma

>>716486926
Their kicks are probably strong as fuck so you wouldn't even need 100 to beat a gorilla

>>716486018
I can't believe Grass Wonder is FUCKING DEAD

>>716484383 (OP)
Reminder to always call King Halo's mother a bitch, because that is what that stupid bitch is.

>>716486819
You'll have to play the long game. Marry Kiryuin so that she could retire and become your housewife.

>>716486926
you only need 1

What kind of trainer lets their umamusume race in Sapporo dressed like this???

>>716487054
That's not okay

You guys ARE doing your careers while drinking Agnes Tachyons Co=la, right?

>>716487054
you left her with no choice

>>716487162
dang she looked so happy to have finally won, i wouldn't want to ruin that.

>>716487161
It builds character.

>>716487164
Only when I do Tachyon's career or if she's on the home screen.

>>716486926
1 uma weights more than 2 gorillas
one kick would cave a gorilla's chest in.

>>716484942
Sexual Week just feels so wrong. She's not erotic at all.

I love torturing umas
>training them with 0 energy
>making them race 10 races in a row
>giving them sleeping disorders
>not letting them see their friends

Which cards are you guys using for the points boosts and how are you usually training them?

How many female gorillas could Tamamo Cross kill without taking a break?

Umas are even stronger than a normal horse because Umas can pump iron compared to normal horses

>>716487351
You have to widen your horizons in order to see beyond the surface level and realize how sexual she is.

>>716485385
secret boss? qrd onegai

>>716487505
she'd pass out from not stopping before taking a break

>>716487571
お、おい…

>yfw a f2p competitive retard is complaining about pull rates
>yfw they dont even have 15 horses on their roster
>yfw they're literally in the same pvp pool as people that used the 2 free ssr tickets and a borrowed kitasan even though they tortured themselves to play "optimally"

>>716487703
el avellana ojo

>>716486413
I can't bring myself to sexualize this goofball

>>716487616
This video is quite humorous.

>>716487616
Nice
Good recommendaitons too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKZ3V9_Ti8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meYNIm5Eb1k

Was devastated to learn that this was Golshi and not some new cute uma I never saw before. What a pity, when she looks like this she's absolutely my type.

How do some of these girls have stick legs. They should have big butts and thighs with all the training

>>716487703
not really a "secret" boss, but her appearance in your career is locked behind a few difficult conditions, so it takes some work to just see her, let alone beat her

>>716487703
>not playable
>people have footage of her singing because she just murders your umas and takes 1st herself

>>716487885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_3Ej4tvSs

>>716487897
Long distance runners in particular don't have fat thighs. That said, this game was relezed before the Japanese thigh revolution.

>>716487892
That's Golshi????

>>716487616
I'm imagining Golshi crawling through a sewage pipe like Andy Dufresne

any 9* dirt spark umas around?

>>716487892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxpMDDhRAcY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4Us
Sakura Chiyono O's song.

>>716488032
So it seems, so it seems. Very upsetting to me too.

reminder that irl goldship is getting a photobook about him soon
will they do an uma version

>>716487892
>>716488337
What's the problem?

>>716488471
That she could actually be the cutest and best uma on the entire roster but hides her powerlevel and is a dumb meme goofball instead.

Torena-san is in trouble

>>716488108
yeah but he's at follow limit
450616227382

>>716488108
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

>>716488730
specchan isn't that big
specchan isn't lewd

>>716487892
>>716488337
Get tossed losers

How do I train Matinfukutkutufurkuru?

>>716488548
>bare ears
lewd

>>716488794
>specchan isn't that big
It's just a funny perspective.
>specchan isn't lewd
You don't know that. She's a freak in private.

Can the mobile version be easily linked with the steam version?

>>716488841
pray.

>>716488032
>>716488337
>>716488552
remember. mcqueen genes.

>>716489010
yes

>>716485819
>he doesn't want to train best girl
Bakushin is a few days after, by the way.

Flower is cute

>>716488730
I thought only Teio will rape me.

>>716486926
Umas are fucking superhuman, there's some nonsens about them lifting TONES. Even the mightiest silverback will lose to the average one

>>716488807
SEX

>>716484754
Can I use Bakushin?

'ate spe
'ate silence sazuka
simple as

How powerful is Agnes Digital?

>>716489220
Nope, can't use the legend racer against herself. Better get to training King or Shuttle.

>finished maxing speed 5 races too early
>missed out around 60+ pts from events, post races, and trickle points from learning other stats

fuck

>>716486926
NIGGA

>>716489226
tsundere torena

>>716488183
Scarlet can't wear that it's too lewd

>>716489265
Virtually strong

>>716489408
I... Have neither

Which Uma has the sweatiest tits after a race?

>>716489226
love 'em because reddit hates them

>>716489738
isnt king gaylo a freebie?

when the green girl tells me that my horse fucked up because she doesn't have enough guts, is that for real? everyone's saying that it's a dump stat but does it actually do anything?

>>716489738
There is no way you don't have King as she is a tutorial summon.

>>716489760
???
yuribait characters are the EPITOME of reddit/xitter/whatever else

>>716489790
she's 1* but you don't get her at the start

>>716489265
Weaker than Angus Analog

>>716489101
I hate this bitch so much always ruining my perfect runs

>>716489837
>>716489790
I don't have her either. She's not free.

>>716489918
wtf bros, you gotta pay for such a shitty horse?

>>716489738
Same. I'll have to train Suzuka

>>716489739
shizuka

>>716489830
Yes but you should invest in Stamina instead, Guts is what your horse use when it runs out of Stamina. That is until they revamp the Guts mechanic but for the moment you don't need it.

>>716489918
Roll nigga

>>716490038
With what Carats? I've thrown everything into Kitasan's banner including the 3k free ones we got last night.

>>716489790
>>716489837
>>716489956
I only have the tutorial honses + Oguri, Ass Wonder and the Unpronounceable. So I am fucked

I knew i should have bought shizuka instead of oguri FAT

>>716488873
Could not care less about Sazuka but this gorgeous.

Shit me for not getting A rank

>>716490157
Roll more retard it's not that hard to get the full roster of 1* and 2*
And you have Oguri to carry your bitch ass

>>716490118
lol

>>716490118
maybe you should just borrow kitasan instead of having a paltry roster

>>716490264
I am a few carats off pity tho, it's why I haven't rolled many honses. Also funny you mention Oguri because I am incapable of beating her career lol

Special Butt

Mambo.

>>716488737
>>716488789
thank

>>716490395
Speed and Power that's all you need since most of her race are Miles but you will probably get filtered by the Medium and Long because you have no idea of what you are doing. Hint invest in a Stamina recovery skill.

flatchads love her
ESLs hate her

>>716490602
I'm an ESL and I love her tho.

>>716489408
Will it be enough?

this is my last attempt bros this is my ghetto f2p build for king SHITlo i have stamina parents and just plan on turning her into a front runner with my GOAT no star twin turbo card

>>716490710
friendly fire...

>>716490554
Exactly I keep getting cucked at the Arima Kinen by the goo goo woman

>they gave out another 3,000 carats for no reason
People are going to get so pissed when they stop with these handouts

>>716490973
based fat fuck FEARS the mommy

>>716489739
Scarlet's costume seems honestly pretty stuffy and ill optimized for racing.

>>716490850
Lewd....

>>716491085
Aerodynamics don't seem to apply to umamusume

>>716491085
Nigger these girls all run in high heels.

>>716487892
I think Gold Ship would look better with short hair

>>716490787
Should be plenty, better than my own best King at least. I'm waiting until I get the first batch of stars from her legend race to train a new one so she's 3*
Thankfully I have a modestly cracked Shuttle to hold me over.

>>716489739
Imagine how soaked they are.

cool a triple

>>716491251
Tachyon's sleeves are confirmed to have air resistance but it only becomes noticable at ridiculous speeds.

i JUST learned tachyon still ran in retired horse races after retiring just because he couldn't get it out of his system
that's hekin cute

when does the next scenario come out? i am bored of just clearing the ura finale with no effort every single time now.

>>716490973
So you know what your issue is but don't do anything to solve it.

God, I wish I was the melon.

>>716491678
It happened because Jesus-chan chose a donkey instead of a horse.

>>716491697
I do, I simply can't keep all my my required stats up. I need high power high speed high stam and wits so I end up falling short in general

>debut race isn't a distance the uma is naturally good at
This is sabotage

>>716485107
Incorrect

>>716491023
cant wait for more "cygames owes me max kitasan" meltdowns and ragequits tbqh

stop posting sexual week
you're making me like her and I can't even get her to rank A

so after graduating/retiring do they just turn into normal women sans ears and tail

>>716492026
No, play the game. Retired horses have endless sex with other retired horses.

>>716491901
>high stam

For me, it's hopeful stakes

who did you spend your *3 ticket on?

How do you earn money in this game?

>>716492026
retired horses become housewives for their trainers and run in the dream league with other retired horses

>>716487892
Golshi is perfect wife. BPD autistic retard during the day, smoking hot degenerate blonde at night. YOU CANT CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND I WANT TO FUCK THIS HORSE

>>716491678
Kek

>>716492146
race

>>716492146
Daily races + career

>>716485819
>Thank god I didn't want to train a King Halo
Filtered. You're clearly not a first rate trainer.

>>716492146
monies? race
carats? lmao

>>716490512
7 long months of wait will pay off brothers

>>716492117
For me it's Juvenile Fillies, if you know what I mean.

>>716492118
I still haven't used it. The smart thing to do would probably be to get Maruzensky or Oguri Cap. On the other hand, I could have both Teios.

>>716492118
Teio

>>716492175
based and same. her being a genuine fucking weirdo only makes her hotter

>>716492175
Does she actually do things that are smart or just act RANDUMB XD all the time?

>>716492118
Suzuka

>>716492118
/v/ convinced me to get Oguri Fat and I hate her so much its unreal.

I should have gotten Suzuka or Taiki.

>>716492118
Kchow

>>716492118
Taiki Shuttle desu

>>716492401
I take it you don't like Cinderella Gray?

how do you get your unique skill to 5 instead of 4?

>>716485819
>Thank god I didn't want to train a King Halo

>>716492085
I don't fucking understand this game, you won the Arima Kinen with that stam and only 1 recovery skill?

>>716492364
The career is completely lol so randum. In fact, it doesn't even make sense. It starts with you being basically lost somewhere far away with Gold Ship. Then you just teleport to the academy with zero explanations.

>>716492118
i planned to use it on Teio, but then I got her on the random 3*. so Oguri Cap

>Umazing
>Umazed

Kino

>>716492494
I liked literally every single rival in the anime, not the protagonist. I remember asking v/ when are they coming out whenever I reached a new arc in the anime (and the replies made me sad each time)

>>716492497
roll

>>716492085
No I didnt my bad lol but on this one I did

>>716492497
You start at lv 2 on 4 stars

>>716492364
watch the anime secondary kun

>>716492401
>Oguri Fat
Thats not nice.

go with the flow is good and yet prudent position is bad

why is that?

>>716492364
stop being cringe and watch the anime, retard

i really want Tachyon to be my first A rank but training her feels like hell. Regardless, my love for her will push through

Umamusume is wit game

>>716492624
This makes more sense although you must have some good legacies for those stats but I shouldn't need them. 350 stam is much less than I was doing so I should be able to pump the other stats

>>716492118
KACHOW
I wish I had taken Maruzensky instead

>>716492530
+400 for all stats in the career mode. At least to all goal races, not sure about optional ones. So in practice, that's 623 stamina. With one recovery skill it's probably perfectly adequate for a 2500 metre race.

>>716492784
>Shooting for victory lvl2
looks like (you) need more wit

>Finding out that Maruzensky was appereantly undefeated in every race it participated in, pretty much a monster that dominated
>However, because it was born outside of Japan it was never allowed to participate in the big G1 races as to not humiliated the local talent
It all makes sense now why the game won't have horses from other countries like Secretariat, Japs are just petty sore losers, uh?

Right handed is a shit skill, right?

>>716492246
nepobaby with a struggling face is cute!
CUTE!

>>716492175
I legit had no clue she was even a vtuber who has been around pretty much since the beginning
https://youtu.be/0JcPvIuSRf0?si=-32dQ55_q_WB0Rwm

When will Eishinn flash come home?

>>716492530
Career mode is a meme dude, most of us are at the point where we can't lose.

>this is the uma's racing gear
e-eroi....

>>716492867
Back in the day national leagues in many sports and countries restricted how many foreign players a team could have. I guess it was simply similar for horse racing in Japan and G1 was strictly for Japanese horses. Maruzensky raced back in the 70s or something.

15 minutes until I can stop inbreeding so fiercely for a while
Horse things

>>716493037
I hated JP's personality.
>ROARGH!

Explain spark famring to me. Ive been autoselecting legacies for now but I dont seem to be breaking B+ ranks

>>716492867
There are plenty of horses that are undefeated everywhere and then were allowed to race in G1 and lost hard.

Oguri is one of them. Special Needs is another one.

>>716492867
With regards to sports, yeah
You should see how bad boxing - an already corrupt sport worldwide - got in Japan. For years it was pretty much certain that if you were a foreign fighter you had to win by KO because you would get openly robbed in a decision and no one would care

Honestly I can't be fucking bothered to do this more than once. It's such a pain in the ass to do career already.

Is there some new player progression guide?
I have no clue what I should be doing.

I'd like to take the pink on for ther career, even though it's probably not worth it.

>>716492990
She's fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavEuFUPrRU

>>716492867
good on japan to reject gmo laced horses

>>716492990
>Nepolabo
>Except Nene
Whats the story here?

>>716493263
based

>>716493298
Career is THE game so I guess you will have to drop it.

How can I test if one horse is better than another one if both are the same horse (example: 2 goldships)

>>716492118
Suzzy

>>716493302
someone post the google doc, and take it easy, first enjoy the game

>>716493394
Yeah but like, more than once daily? Come on, this thing takes half an hour each.

>>716493302
Here you go, see you tomorrow.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?

>>716493426
same way how everything is decided in the game
flip a coin

>>716493302
You're gonna be playing career a lot so just go for it
You train a good horse in career mode so that her skills and stats get turned into sparks at the end, essentially carrying over into a new career mode for a different hoers when they get picked as a legacy uma

>>716493456
I think I have those open but they don't really recommend what you should be doing.

>>716487703
reminder that this horse got kitasan BLACKED

>>716493319
Deep Impact...

FAT FUCK

I came buckets

>>716493132
I'm not too deep into the breeding game but I never use these kind of automated systems in games. For this game I just look what sparks (potential stat/aptitude upgrades and skills) the parents and their parents (grandparents) have. Selecting the gorses manually also display what kind of stat and aptitude upgrades you get instantly for your career horse.

>>716492287
It's so long though.....
https://youtu.be/6vwFnKLamKY?si=vk2NP2FjilcTT5vi

>>716493115
The real horse did that too

>goes to infirmary twice
>Still not cured.

so if you have a 1LB kita and no fine motion is it better to try to find a fine in friends or to take the L and get a MLB kita there instead

>playing the game browsing through menus
>get back to the main screen
>someone requested Go This Way

>>716493635
>implying it wasn't kita-chan that got ALMONDED

>>716492246
>>716492967
what about a nepobaby with a triumphant face?

>>716493302
These might help. They're not really walkthrus for what you should do at every step but they probably give you an idea.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/beginners-guide
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics
Some people say that you should run Haru at front even with her horribly aptitude for it. Didn't work for me that well: I cleared her career pretty easily with just her default later runner strategy.
As for her goals, you just need to race enough and accumulate as many fans as possible for your girl. If you use late runner raise her power and speed plus some wit for skills and better running efficiency. For front runner speed and wit might suffice alone.

>>716493836
You can't speedrun getting healthy trainer-san

>>716493985
yes

more carats in the mailbox lmao

>>716491531
Who are you even using the the sprinter? Halo? Urara?

>>716494061
sweaty ojousamas...

my peanus weanus

>>716494061
>mom hates her
>cant race for shit
>has no friends
why doesnt king jobber just work at mcdonalds or something

>train speed
>train speed
>train speed
>race, win first place
>train speed
>train speed
>train speed
>race, win first place
>train speed
>train speed
>train speed
>race in URA finals, win first place

>>716494061
if she had make up running because of the sweat this would be a 10/10 image

>>716484383 (OP)
>revealed her chud powerlevel
what did she do?

Who has a horse with max guts? show me

>>716493971
>check the foal
>not black
WTF

>>716487994
I'm almost surprised that she has a song for her. She seems like such a side character, which is a shame.

Sex with King Halo after winning the URA finals while her mother is on the phone.

>>716494367
if it's anything like their idolmaster game then everyone gets a song eventually

>>716492118
My daughter

>Needed 3000 carats to hit 200 rolls
>Today's surprise gift
Saved from paypigging by divine intervention

>>716494497
shes a shit

if we train hard enough, i truly believe we can outrun the uma menace

>>716494212
You mellow her out big time she has great character growth. It's too bad her career is shit from a gameplay point of view, especially since you need SOME stamina and/or endurance skills as well as power which ruins her stat dumping somewhat compared to other sprinters.Not to mention her signature skill is hard to trigger, once again due to most of the tracks for the career.

>>716494301
Become a zelous commander waving the rising sun flag. Also her IRL counterpart hated females. Not as much as Tamamo Cross, of course, but still.

>>716494629
Don't you have anything better to do than hating on everyone's favorite umas?

>>716494731
>/v/ is one person

>don't know why I fuck up every daiwa run
>put her on front runner
>1st every time

damn

>>716494356
>wins at everything
>even genetically
Never in doubt

>>716494731
>everyone's favorite umas
hold up ricefag, since when Mambobros have to love your dollar store uma?

>>716494782
Correct. All of the posts in this done are mine, as you know very well.

>>716494356
Did you know black foals can turn grey as adults? Do anons here even know the difference between grey and white for horses?

>>716494839
>reading comprehension

>>716494787
front runner always wins because you can just spam speed training
no point in training strength since if she falls behind then it's over anyway

>>716494787
My strategy for every career is to avoid Pace as much as possible. Always Front or Late.

>>716494782
>>716494848
Finally an excuse to post this again.

>>716486691
Why is my rival's horse looking at me like that?

>>716495041
cute nasal brat

>>716492118
Taiki Shuttle. I got her because I have a weakness for girls in Western outfits, and she's cute too. She's a pretty great racer too.

>>716495134
She'e s gonna cuck your horse both in the racetrack and in bed

>>716494613
>200+ rolls
>No Kitsan
I just want one break

>>716493670
Trainers should not have relations with their umas

>>716493223
Meh, Oguri wasn't allowed to race when it was in peak physical condition and had to wait an entire year and got sent in New Zealand instead.

>need to clear these two missions
>they're both on the same turn
whoever made this mission list is a cocksucker

Then why do they look like THIS?

>>716495325
that's a fast midget

>>716494629
Found the Bourbon picker

>>716495134
She knows she can't beat your Uma on the racetrack
So she'll beat her in another way

>>716495391
Damn Suzuka has so much art

>>716495325
There's nothing wrong with an Uma and her trainer falling in love. As long as they wait until her career is done before starting a family.

Remember this? It was a couple of hours ago. Well the run sucked because she's just bad.

>>716495514
imagine not being able to win with el emperador lmao some of you are so unbelievably bad at such an easy game

its been the 27th for a full hour now and the legend race still isn't up.

>>716495514
So I decided to try again following YOUR advice of turning her into a front runner for the debut race.

FUCK YOU for that advice.

>>716495514
and i thought my gold ship in 8th on debut run was bad.
Ruldolf feels like the biggest fraud in this game you know?

should i just be spamming 600/600/600 until i actually get enough good sparks to go for 1100 without bricking a run

>>716495514
i 1st tried so many g1 races with her.

>>716495621
train speed dum dum

>>716495514
skill tissue

>>716495514
Dude, her career is one of the easiest to do. Only sketchy race is the Arabian cup since she doesn't have the length aptitude by default, after that it's smooth sailing

>>716495689
Can she win the debut race? Thought so nerd.

>>716495640
that better for the long term, games pretty fresh so im sure you still have a few things to do, and the event still isn't over, make maxing that out your priority

>>716495621
is this bait or something? I genuinely don't understand how the fuck do you fumble this hard, I've never had a single trainee lose the debut race even when I'm trying to throw runs on it to farm completed careers, how do you lose MULTIPLE times?

>>716492118
Silence Suzuka because of the original season. She's OP but wish I had saved it for a Maruzensky instead to breed corner kings.

>>716495462
she's the most yamato nadeshiko of the umas, that's why she's very loved

>>716492118
too indecisive to use it

>>716495514
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>night owl
>night owl proc
>go from great to normal in one turn
This shit happens so often when I try her, she needs to get some damn sleep for once.

>>716495802
How come I barely see Maruzensky in fan art or in game? I don't have all the Umas but was surprised to see her for once in Rudolph's career, who also relatively has little art other then being in pics for presidential reasons.

>>716494717
i didnt know special week was so based

>>716495462
God bless JP artists

uh bros... what happened to Oguri

>>716492118
Oguri because Esports
Wish i would've gotten her some other way since I really want/need Maruzensky, but my other 3* Umas ended up being McQueen and fucking Rice Shower

can someone redpill me on wit? what exactly does it do?

>>716495814
>she's the most yamato nadeshiko of the umas, that's why she's very loved
Shirley you meant this weeb, right?

>>716496031
H-HAYAI!
KONO POWA

>>716496031
that happens to my oguri as well

>>716495514
why does her hair look so retarded? its like she's just wearing a wig that is a different colour from her real hair.

>>716496041
skill activation rate
positioning
prevents slow starts/rushing

>>716496041
makes your skills activate more often

>>716496041
everything that speed(top speed), stamina(endurance), and power(acceleration) don't do. Everything.
>but what about...
Wit.
>and..
Wit aswell.

>>716495786
No. 50% of the accounts in this game are flagged for front running and that strat works for them every single time. The rest of the accounts are regular ones and you actually have to take of your horse's aptitude into consideration.

>>716496041
nothing and everything.

I wish Australian anons would go to the track and waste a massive $20 AUD on a horse bet for us...

>>716496097
because thats what the real horse looked like, go away tourist.

>>716496062
She will never be Japanese.

>>716496114
>prevents slow starts
It doesn't

>>716496041
makes retards think it's the most important stat because they believe it
>gives better positioning
>gives better skill than the speed stat itself (it doesn't, you won't get higher speed than the stat itself)
>gives better stamina than stamina itself (it doesn't, you still need a lot of it)
>is better than resting
>is better than recreation
>should be at 900 for every horse
and other retardation. Notice how witfags only post career results but never pvp things?
>muh pvp doesn't matter
but everything can beat career mode
tldr it's for low wit retards

d'oh

>>716495963
>How come I barely see Maruzensky in fan art or in game?
I guess because she's from a different era than the other umas.
>surprised to see her for once in Rudolph's career
She shows up in Grass Wonder's career too. I'll draw her eventually

>>716496291
if the game needs you to lose, it doesn't

>>716496062
I want to get this weeb but I can't justify free rolling and wasting carats

>>716495717
I think she's one of the hardest. Arabian Cup is the one she sucks at, and if you lose that you have to do another race because of the fan requirement. I legitimately had less trouble with King Halo than her.

>>716496335
hmmm, i think you should've trained more wit.

>>716496335
>witlet
BAHAHAHA

>>716496264
fuck off furry faggot. your kind all belongs in prison.

>>716494717
Eternal reminder that only Dober was able to tame her with her marebussy to the point where Spechan wanted to go for multiple rounds and had to be forcibly separated.

>>716496407
post art

>>716492118
Taiki

How can Rudolf be both the emperor AND president? Isn't that a bit much?

>>716496407
bless you, artfag.

>>716496335
>that wit
LOL

Come on son, try harder next time, less rest, more wit training.

>>716496417
You should get plenty of her chasing Kitasan Negra anon.

guys, I think the director is...

>>716496596
I merged up my duplicates

>>716496527
>Ahh, cafe, you're just in time for my next experiment
>we'll be testing the limits of the Uma body once again
>now you take her from the front, i shall take her behind

>>716496576
It's when the game plays into the school portion which always sucks.

>>716496629
She's what traina-san?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWWxEyF1tvY
HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY

>>716496721
kek

Is Kitasan's focus skill any good? I don't see how late starts are a big deal, but maybe I'm wrong.

>>716496629
THE CUTEST! Still, you shouldn't date your boss, you know.

>>716496798
Focus is a pretty good skill to have.

>>716496798
Late start can be brutal for chasers and front runners. Just losing initial ground to the rest of the pack can hurt.

>Fails the debut race twice

She truly is King Jobber

>>716496823
I want to take her to a Coldplay concert...

So...does the Kentucky Derby exist in universe?

>>716497000
Yes, and so do the regular circuits everywhere else in the world.

Gomenasai, my name is Grass-Sama.

I'm a 3 year old Uma musume (Horse Girl for you gaijins). I race on Japanese turf, and spend my days perfecting my running style and racing with superior Japanese umas. (Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Narita Top Road)

I train with my trainer every day, my superior trainer can make me win Arima Kinen 2 times, and is vastly superior to any other G1 race on earth. I earned my racing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their uma musume code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend Tracen Academy to learn more about their magnificent racing culture. I hope I can become a G1 winner or a Triple Crown holder!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>716496952
You are simply not first-rate.

You know remember that Tamamo Cross is small and petite in the game because her IRL counterpart had a small penis.

>>716496952
>late

Which one of these two is the better Rudolf, and why? I can't decide which one should be my Long Rudolf for PVP

>>716496996
Why Coldplay in particular?

>>716497248
cute rice

>>716497247
are there even any notable 80s jap horse lines alive today? feels like every pre sundayman line is dead

>>716497267
Right, easily

Would somebody please join the empty /v/ club I just joined and make it less dead

>>716496798
>When start delay is greater than 1 frame, no acceleration, HP consumption, or distance traveled calculation would take place. The loss of acceleration is particularly significant and may cause a uma to become blocked. Note that if the start delay is between 1 frame (0.066s) to 0.08s, there would be no late start warning.

It's the primary cause of getting blocked.

>>716496031
MAAAAAAAAAAN THE HARPPOOOOONNNS

>>716497413
sorry bro I'm already in a comfy B+ club, waiting for the monthly payout

>>716497413
I'll feel bad for dumping my rando club but they rarely trade shoes so...
Name?

>>716497006
I've never seen this... does it mean you get an SSR?

>>716497178
>superior Japanese umas
You imbecile, how can you talk about first rate umas without mentioning King Halo?

I have no idea what is going on but I'm having fun.

>>716497515
It's the /v/ooners club that the one anon keeps shilling

>>716497364
ty
how could you tell?

>>716485248
Where the fuck are these webms from?

>>716497582
yeah i shouldve put seiun sky

>>716497330
Come on anon don't make me spell out the joke for you

>>716497178
I love this meme, it hope the developers lean into it even more like other gatcha does with fan content

>>716497178
>musume
>girl
i thought girl was otokokokoko or some shit

>>716497534
It seems like it but I got it for an 2* upgrade to 3* but got the green she devil when I got banner McQueen and Rudolph on the same roll.

>>716497413
If you got space at start of the new month then I'll pop in. My club is severely lacking in lust for shoes.

>>716497719
google it

>>716497601
150 more stam plus better recovery skills
left is anemic for a medium/long runner

>>716497596
that's easily the worst /v/ club name so far and there's one called horse md

>>716497871
I agree but beggars can't be choosers

>>716497871
>horse md
That's funny though

>>716497719
Otoknoko is femboy...

>Blue Archive came out the same day
>It was supposed to take over the world
>mogged by horses
Why?

>>716497871
>horse md
whats the joke

>>716497670
Uhhh.... Because they have a song called "Clocks". You know, like the alarm clocks? Or the song "Sparks"? Or because they are posers?

>>716496041
it's a pve stat used to bloat your horse's ranking. Useless in pvp

>>716498049
Youtube it, aleady explained by dozens of jewtubers

>>716498086
it's not lupus

>>716498092
...
Some CEO got fired after getting caught having an affair with the head of HR on a Coldplay concert

>>716497696
How do the Japanese handle it so far, in other gacha or in Uma? I know Azur Lane likes paying attention to ton of fan content and likes doing events at the US Museum ships.

I wonder what the Japs are thinking since I didn't expect that 3k carats out of nowhere yesterday, but we're also obviously on the same schedule that JP was, albeit at an accelerated rate.

>>716498038
Well ACKSHUALLY, otokonoko is just one word for "boy" but with some kanji trickery it can change it's meaning to a femboy!

>>716498049
Weren't allot of steam reviews people going on about cunny and shit? That scares away actually functioning people away since who wants to associate with actual pedophiles.

>>716498313
Oh, wasn't that that very recent thing. I may have actually heard about that. I'm not sure if the band name even registered in my brain when I read about it.

>>716497596
How many members so far?

>>716498315
Uma is functionally a huge advertising arm for the JRA.

>>716496439
>>716496479
>>716496595
wow you guys were right, thanks!

>>716498315
I think Nikke is still king when it comes to adapting fan content into the game, everything from Doro to even shit like outfits, wasn't Japan supposed to be the best at listening to their fanbases, why are Koreans beating them?

>>716498049
not even blue archive fans play that shit

>>716493115
>ROARGH
>ROARGH
>ROARGH
>ROARGHHHHHH
holy shit you weren't joking

>>716498339
Man I fear for Pragmata

>join random free club just to get the carats for joining a club
>there's like four people in it
>no discussion at all
>"ok well we're all supposed to shuffle shoes around that's what I keep hearing, right"
>request shoes, get a few
>nobody else is doing it
>again, nobody else is even talking in chat for days
>now I don't wanna leave cause I'd feel bad

>>716498661
yeah they listen so much to them that they keep adding more and more yuri to make gooks seethe keeeek

>>716498661
Koreans and Chinese companies are more flexible it seems

Have you guys actually started watching real horse races since playing? I remember watching them with my grandfather when I was younger and started getting back into them thanks to the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjxeiCKW1lc

>>716498596
If your trainer is female, does she address you as Big Sister?

>>716498712
It ALMOST ruined the movie for me because after that scene I couldn't take JP seriously.

Blooming Flower

>>716498796
yes, it changes by gender

>>716498661
Isn't Japan relatively slow and careful because their fans are exceptionally sensitive to change, to the point of legal action? Although its funny how angry chinese get over any slight perception of yuri.

>>716498661
i rather not have the devs listen to twitter memes. often they ruin the tone of the game. and with how uma fans are on twitter, would you really want their stuff acknowledged?

>>716498834
more like Stinky Flower

>>716498772
No?
What is with this stupid shit? What the fuck? THERE ARE NO HORSES IN UMAMUSUME.
UMAMUSUME IS A FIELD AND TRACK GAME.

HUMANS RUN IN CIRCLES IRL TOO.
How do you look at this go oh man, I better pretend to give a fuck about god damn horse racing because head cannon LARP

No.
I'm not interested real horses.
No I'm not interesed in watching horses race.
NO!!!! Playing Umamusume does not make me want to do either of the above either.

Like where is this coming from? How do you have brain damage from this. GO WATCH SOME REAL PEOPLE RACE. DOING THE EXACT SAME THING YOU'RE WATCHING NOW

This is like watching NASCAR and going Jeewizz, I should visit my local mechanic and pretend to be a part of the pitstop crew!!

NOOOO!!!!!

>>716498772
I plan on going to one when the track opens in August. Some anons are planning a meet up in Los Angeles at Santa Anita when it opens up.

>>716498958
this is some delicious /vg/ pasta btw

>>716498941
Most of the Uma stuff in twitter i have seen has been pretty harmless and sometimes funny or cute

>>716496952
She's embarrassed using the outfit while everyone else is casual

>>716498958
tbf I only care about the historical aspect of it
I genuinely can't give a fuck about gambling, aka the only real appeal of horse racing

>>716494237
I wonder who might be behind this post

>Thought she was just a chuuni fan
>Didn't know Teio and Rudolf were related this entire time
I didn't watch the 2nd season I just read the CG manga desu

>>716498958
Guaranteed (You)s

>>716499064
he's not wrong though real horses can go eat a bag of dicks for all I care.

OH SHIT

>>716499453
>1 star Long

>>716499406
>I didn't watch the 2nd season
retard

I thought all trainees can sing Umapyoi, why does Tamamo sound weird

>>716499441
What's wrong with real horses?

>>716498661
>wasn't Japan supposed to be the best at listening to their fanbases
Not sure where anyone would get this idea because it has always been the opposite, Japanese devs are infamously stubborn and pretty much have to be bullied into taking feedback
>… But in Japan, everything is tailored. You’ve probably heard Sheena Iyengar’s TED talk, in which she went to a restaurant in Japan and tried to order sugar in her green tea. The people at the cafe said, “One does not put sugar in green tea,” and then, “We don’t have sugar.” But when she ordered coffee instead, it did come with sugar! In Japan, there’s a sense of, “We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.” This is why, in Splatoon, the maps rotate every couple of hours. And the modes change. “I bought this game. Why can’t I just enjoy this game the way I want?” That’s not how we think here. Yes, you did buy the game. But we made this game. And we’re pretty confident about how this game should be enjoyed. If you stick with us, and if you get past your initial resistance, you’re going to have the time of your life with this game. You’re really going to love it.

Daily reminder

>>716499594
Air Groove sounds disinterested and like she phoned her lines in

I hate Rice Shower

I want to gold her ship god bless mcqueen genes

>>716499594
her voice is ugly

>>716499542
>not watching the anime
p based ngl

>>716499594
her seijuu HATES singing.

>>716499629
love it when those retards that insisted on having their own max kitasan and refuse to borrow found out they couldnt even roll 1 copy with 30k carats

>make a horse with carefully engineered genetics and take time to optimise her training
>get fuck all

>make a horse using random breeders and spam speed training just to get more completed careers
>instantly get several 3 sparks

>>716492118
Maruzensky since I got Oguri Cap from my random 3* ticket.

I got a 2* stamina spark
Now what

>Mission: Win the Dual Dirts in campaign
WTF are the dual dirts, why won't you tell me that?!

>>716499978
Don't laugh at me like that.

>>716500097
Just win every dirt race

>>716499871
then why did they get her for an idol franchise?

>>716500040
I got a 3*, try again.

>>716499542
Rude

>do daily races for money
>mood: awful
>1st
>race again
>mood: great
>3rd

>>716500178
What kind of training is this?

what is the minimum stamina needed for PvP for each races (sprint, mile, medium, long)

>>716500305
whomst, what racing style, what stats

>>716500368
tail training is important

>>716500305
Taiki's mood is more important than my horse's mood. If Taiki feels like shit, I win. If she's feeling great, I lose. Simple as.

>>716500381
this is kinda general, you can get away with less with recovery skills

>>716500447
oh this is career, double those stats. my bad

So...basically there are no horses nor male Umas, and like 90% of them marry and breed with their trainers?
Interesting universe, would like to see a human female perspective of it now kek.

>>716500447
Do you have the number of fans for skill level ups?

>>716500447
>the image that kills both witkeks and staminatards

>>716500565
sniffable

>>716500569
60k by Valentines, 80k by fan fest and 120k by holiday. All senior year.

>>716500381
From experience:
Sprint mininum 350 with stamina recovery skill, white or gold doesnt matter.

Mile minimum 400 with stamina recovery skill, white or gold doesn't matter.

Medium minimum 500 stamina with gold recovery skill

Long mininum of 700 with 2 gold recovery skill, or 800 with 1 gold recovery + 1 white, or 900 with 2 white recovery skill, or 1100+ with no stamina recovery skill.

Purely guessing here from experience btw, its what it feels right.

>>716500654
Wasn't there something about having high friendship with the director too?

>>716499763
bwo your classic triple crown???

>>716500447
>>716500516
>you need 700 stam for PvP sprinter

How important is pvp to this game?

>>716500516
>1800 speed
Bros...we all lost...

>>716500723
Boy if you don't shut the fuc kup

>>716500381
Read the doc.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.9ys4mnm9ai7r

>>716500737
I have a 700 stamina Bourbon in Sprint and she jobs against some retard Bakushin with 300 stamina half of the time

>>716500178
That's literally sexual harassment.

>>716500759
You need to play one team trial for daily missions

>>716500759
not important
daily runs is more important

>>716500706
High friendship for the holiday, I think?

>>716499406
I mean, the uma IS a chuuni fan. The relationships between the real horses are often referenced and vaguely adapted in some manner but it's not a 1:1 thing for the uma

What's the best sprinter deck? 4 speed 1 power 1 stam?

I find it interesting from a history perspective that the current type of race horsing in Japan is actually rather recent, and very much inspired by the American version, even their horses are almost all decendants of American ones.
Would watch a documentary narrated and represented by umas...maybe an anime

Why do umas want to rape their trainer so badly?

>>716501380
You know about gerudos?

>>716501380
>work nearly every day for three years together to compete and achieve your dreams
>not growing any sort of attachment

>>716500872
A trainer has to be ready for some setbacks and unforeseen consequences in order help his trainee climb to the top.

>>716501473
>>716501513
Umas should leave their trainers alone. Human men are for human women

where are my trainer rights?

fucking useless sack of shit you literally have all the stats you need now I need to do another goddamn fucking run for the stupid fucking mission

>>716501607
t. Kiryuin

I swear Agnes has some hidden stat boost. She's too GOATed.

>>716501804
Which Agnes?

Call her stupid one more time, I fucking dare you.

>>716501718
Have you tried not being a shitter?

did you know oguri cap has a grandson
https://youtu.be/dI6kApHSnxA?si=VDodAWBjiVRf430z

>>716501804
agnes digital?

>>716501846
>>716501902
Tach

>>716501880
that's what I told her but she just ohoho'd me

>>716501883
>using a fucking pillow
WAKE UP, YOU LAZY SHIT

>focus on stats
>crash out
>ask for advice
>"dude train friendships"
>focus friendships instead
>keep crashing out
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

>>716501848
She's not called "Blossom in Learning" for nothing!

>>716501380
because they're freaks and no one wants them because they're half horse so they gravitate to someone that accepts them

>>716502036
Extra races to get skill points, go for recovery first

>>716502036
Have you tried having good parents and being lucky?

>>716502036
Stream your gameplay on Twitch so we can give you advice in real time.

Also these sparks are demonic, what has she done to deserve this?

>>716502230
>>716501848
feed your bakushins

>>716502230
Witbro penalty

>>716496527
Why is dober's pussy so good?

>>716501848
what's 1200 times 3?

Which uma has the best casual outfit? Quickly

>>716502447
Tachyon, then Nice Nature.

>>716502230
How loud did you yell BAKUSHIN while she was racing?

>>716502447
maruzensky

I'm going to roll again for my horsewife McQueen, if I still don't get her I'm going to commit umacide

>>716502645
I was busy reading up more shogi moves so I could help her reach her full potential.

>hating on pokke's roar
Bad torena

>>716502447
I don't know if it's the best but I like Matt's ordinary girl outfit. Urara's is super cute, of course.

>>716502689
I second this anon

been running quite a bit of room matches and i don't feel like stamina is the end all be all stat like people would let you believe it to be

>>716500565
human women basically just take what the umas leave for them

>>716502880
a lot of the umas are cute but I don't know what it is about matt that makes me utterly feral

>>716500565
Man, imagine the female trainers that have to find studs for their trainees...