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uma summer

If you lose CM with GoldShip you are a bad trainer~

>>535770709
Welfare McQueen? SSR Gold Ship?

I am no longer asking, post Kitasan's kitas

no one likes biwa

I had a dream where i was married to suzuka (horrifying) and i was training a new uma and Suzuka was bragging about how my new trainee would never beat her record time at the track.
what a bitch

>pushing 40
>allowed to train at a high school
>everyone is just okay with it
what the fuck is wrong with tracen academy?

ROLL NOW!
Super creek rerun: NEVER
Tazuna rerun: 7 Months!
Avoid the brick at all costs!

>hishi amazon banner in a month
That's barely enough time to save for a spark and I just emptied my carats to get MLB creek. I'll have to use... "that"

I want a real wife, fake anime simulacrum :(

>>535770784
I have Welfare Mcqueen as well but she has more skills to choose from so i wanted to run both (Biwa also comes with pressure which is decent)
suggesting Goldship SSR ever is delusional.

if you don't MLB tazuna right now you are going to fall way too far behind to compete

>>535770650 (OP)
>Mayano career
>Lose at the Arima Kinen
>Try again
>Fast forward to final try
>Move Mayano to Pace
>Win
Never give up!

>>535770901
Why would you get Tazuna after the new scenario drops

>>535770901
SC goes from maestro bot at 0LB to... maestro bot at MLB.

tazuna is a dead card in like 3 months.

>>535770789
I will instead post Taiki's Shuttles.

>>535770975
Gold Ship has straightaway spurt aka the essential skill for CM2

does tazuna reduce all training failure or only the one shes on

>>535770901
I'm going to dedicate myself to dirt, mile, and sprint. No need for SC in there.

>>535770818
are they gonna release this in america now? cygames doesn't seem to care much about promotion of their games even when they go viral.

>>535770825
Biwa is pure perfection.

me after going into the horse sizzler

What do you call an Uma that lives next door?
Your Neigh-bor.

>>535770964
>I want a real wife,
No you don't. You want an umawife.

>>535771062
you're smoking crack if you want me to gamble on this.

>>535770901
>>535770976
My ears are deaf to the lies of satan

>>535771135
stop sizzling the horses

>>535770964
ew
real women are nasty demons

>>535771131
oh yeah? prove it

>>535771230
you're missing the fact that MLB Gold Ship has max hint level meaning once you get one skill hint, you immediately move on to the next one

>>535771135
she just finished jerking off huh

>>535770901
But every new release goes into the pool permanently. You can always pull super creek and tazuna

Still need ~40 shards but one step closer to building my grass

>>535771249
wake up nigga

>>535771312
and how many hints are you realistically going to get from a single card during a whole career? 4?

>>535771447
well it has a hint frequency of 60% so it's pretty damn good, not to mention half of those skills are actually useful for end closers

>>535771230
start working up that 12-18* lineage of spurt I believe in you

Biwa's hair tries too hard to be "sexy librarian" and I think it looks dumb. But I realized her skirt has a gap in it where you see more of her thighs. Skirt gap is enough to overlook any flaws I find with her, hair or otherwise.

I love big breasted Uma

>>535771545
Gold Ship and Taishin are the only end closers I dunno when the next one is coming but its not soon because Brian Air Groove and Maya aren't end closers.
And you can't use a gold ship card on gold ship. Its a Taishin only card.

>>535771402
beating a dead horse

>>535771690
oh yeah, these cards are useful for parent/skill farming

>>535771545
dont you need to buy the skill otherwise it can give you the same hint again

uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma

>>535771624
daiwa if she were in urabaito

>>535770881
It's a running school. As long as you're running you can be there. And I think her early career earned so much that she can just hang out there and groom young umas for the rest of her life. I wonder how many innocent young horse girls she's deflowered over the years?

>>535771753
No it works like yaeno mlb and gives you max hint right away which prunes the skill from eligibility on future hints

I love Bourbon

>>535770825
She's not my favourite, but I like her.

>>535771767
sukkarankankan karatto kyarotto

wait, where is my Narita Brian banner?

wait, where is CM?

>>535771971
not til the 20th

>>535771668
Kitacockblock

>>535771959
I wanna sniff her hair

>>535770881
>half of the students at this point are already retired from the Twinkle Series for years now and are freeloading on tracen
>urara objectively can't race competitively
>agnes digital is literally there just to simp her oshi umas
>tachyon doing every single illegal experiment on other umas and her trainer
>golshi
>rudolf knows all of the above
do not take the student council lightly

>>535770901
Brian comes first

>>535772040
what? why?

>>535770825
I like Biwa.
Her career is one of the most miserable thanks to Taishin and Ticket being fucking annoying assholes.
Biwa is great though.

VRRRRROOOOOOMMMM

nice, first 9* stam

>>535770901
Why does Tazuna even get a rerun that late, I'm guessing they just needed filler.

>>535772136
Because I said so.
t. Cygames intern

>>535772179
>Her career is one of the most miserable
At least it ends with sibling awkwardness and Brian giving us her endorsement to be Biwa's husband

>>535772079
why is Dia like this?

>>535770901
I already have Super Creek and Tazuna. I wanna spark Doto when she shows up.

wait wait wait, she's actually cute?!

>>535772310
that's a middle-aged woman

>>535772310
>that ring
did rudolf prompt this image on AI

>>535771312
this is a good point
>>535771690
just make someone like mayano or rudolph into end closers, problem solved

>>535770901
I already MLB'd both.

>>535772310
I actually enjoy breaking the ice of pride women, same with Air Groove

>>535771940
Fine, just don't let her touch your rig.

>>535772218
oh, vodka da

>>535772310
>ring

>>535772310
Take her out on a date to the theaters.

I LOVE WHITE SPARKS, DONT ASK WHAT MY BLUE SPARK WAS :D

>>535772114
Urara is allowed in Tracen so shut up

I was thinking about anime McQueen skill and I believe the idea they had was that you wouldn't build as much stamina and would rather go for guts, to ensure you had low but enough HP to spurt and finish the race

>>535772196
gururyun guruRYUN

>>535772491
Insurance will cover that, r-right...?

>gives your uma a mood down
nothing personel gaijin

Suzuka if she real

>>535772674
t. symboli rudolf

>>535772310
>>535772647
god my WIFE is so fucking cute and HILARIOUS!

>>535772906
That's a boy

>Im fine, for real trainer, don't mind
>"bad mood"
fucking brat

>>535772114
FUCK YOU

>>535772945
Thank you based president

>>535772310
>>535772956
What did she mean by this?

>>535772807
>hey trainer
>did you know that
>my dad is a human male like you?
>p-pretty weird right? hahaha..

>>535773074
stop that

>open umamusume
>no golshi week login bonus
What's even the point of living anymore?

>>535773074
dumbest but most endearing character, someone post the webm of her collapsing over the finish line

>>535772906
>onlyfans whore
fuck OFF

>>535773126
my cute dorky tomboy wife

>>535773205
*umafans

>>535773156
nyo

>>535773205
Suzuka is a whore so it's fitting

>>535773072
Won't you be a sacrifice so she can achieve her dream?

>>535773126
Vodka is a retard
every uma has a human dad

>>535773126
Vodka is peak wife material.

>>535773259
What umas would create an umafans?

>>535772983
Wait. Is Rudolf the villain?

>>535773162
>no more massive carats from goldship week
>no more massive carats from TT advancement
>will only get small participation carats from CMeet
Time for me to turn this game into a casual experience as a non spender.

>>535770901
Thanks for the reccomendation doc!

>>535773346
your favourite umas

>>535773381
She has such good form that she's even drawing attention in the paddock.

>>535772807
>>535773126
is it true that she imagines her trainer and her riding a bike like her parents did long ago? I never got her onsen ticket so I can't confirm it

>>535773074
i've been wondering, why did they make her a 1* was her real horse an specific case like haru? not complaining she's a 1* just pure curiosity

>>535773346
>What umas would create an umafans?
Curren-chan

>>535772301
kitasans expression in this amuses me
>>535773074
I will 5 star this retard

>hUMAn
>UMA
>missing the H and N
>Horse -> Honse
>H N
>UMA + HN = Human
I cracked the code

>>535773346
umajob videos

>>535773381
what in the god damn

>>535773507
Bravo, Vince!

>>535773346
scarlet and maybe mcqueen

>>535773381
I race to make Santa-san proud!

>>535773532
Biwa love!!!!!

What did she mean by this?

>>535773507
>he didn't add the Trainer

>>535773346
Curren Chan
Yosen Jordan

>>535773381
what's the chink source on this shit? as in, may I get a source/link?

Honse with the worst trainers aside from brian?

I heard TM Opera o's was also bad, why?

>>535773397
>smelling his bed without being married first
SLUUUUUUUUUUT

Do not open

Wit is no longer an option.

>>535773397
>>535773775

>>535773686
This is why I hate the idol characters so much. For some reason they're written to show off the dirty sides of the industry (jealousy, pointed attempts at appeal) instead of the fantastical ones (being cool and cute on stage)

If Bakushin played videogames she'd only speedrun them

I wonder what happens to the other umas when they lose....

How do I stop my trainees from barging into my room and ruining the lock? I've had to replace the door 5 times already

>>535773972
Umas can't hurt other umas.

>>535773895

>>535773921
answer my question damnit!

If you win a g1 twice does it double your chance of getting that spark or is it still 20%?

>And then the Uma raped the trainer (me)
>HILARIOUS!
I rather have 1000 terrible horse puns than another /uma/ SEAnigger """joke"""

>>535774118
i dont think it helps

do debuffs only work if you are near other umas

Newfag here, how do I unlock Mayano's unique song?

>>535774118
Sort of, the spark calculator runs that race twice, so you have two rolls at 20%.

>>535773346
Tachyon would upload normal, non-pornographic, unexpectedly informative lectures on Calculus to Umahub.

>>535773532
holy cuteeeeeee

>>535774059
Such a responsible trainer!

>>535774181
Well good news because it's the same people doing both.

>>535774181
I've grown too conscious of this too, if the joke is porn then it's better to avoid it.

>wasted my 3 daily borrows making a nice nature
>got fucked by rng on every run
tomorrow i will win surely

>>535774059
You should watch the anime to find out

>>535774378
>wasted borrows on a debuffer build
negawatt? just slap on welfare rice shower and rare rudolf and you already have a workable debuffer

>>535774393
that has nothing to do with what I posted

>>535772114
it's heavily implied that golshi's not even a real student

>>535774378
why the fuck would you do that?????

Sex with Gentildonna

>my wife's art tag has been taken over by yurislop
Uma's are for hetero relationships with HUMAN MEN ONLY

>>535774469
What was your question again, I might be confusing you for another anon

>>535774481
wait..then why was the director sending golshi in a mystery hunt to make her race?

>>535774464
i already have my ACE and backup so why not?
>>535774492
minmaxing

>>535772983
what did she mean by this

>>535774378
what deadlock mod is this

Trapped in Epsatano Island

>>535772983
holy smokes

im only doing 1 run for this and i think it turned out pretty okay

>>535774375
Once you start to notice, you see it everywhere.
/gfg/, /bag/, /nikg/, /akg/, it's always
>haha character is physically stronger than (you) that means RAPE

So what's the gaslight going to be for the next CM?

>>535774537
>complaining about having two cakes

>>535774709
>Professor over All Seeing Eyes
bwo... what the fuck are you doing

>>535770901
Never.

>run without a pace chaser
>spe gives gourmand 99% of the time
>run with a pace chaser
>hydrate 50/50 gourmand
please tell me i'm not the only one, i'm begging here

>>535774709
>no end closers debuffs
lmao thanks for the free win nigga

>>535774748
if you can't get kyoto racecourse + standard distance + 1200 stam + 3 gold recoveries, you should just give up

Barely any “RAPE LOL” is being mentioned. Stop being fucking bitches

is this card any good
i keep getting dupes of her

>>535774778
rice shower
kill her

>>535774748
The idea that any of us can hit those stat requirements

>>535774950
yes
lots of skill points
tons of mood up + energy dates

>>535774775
>two cakes that you can't eat
I'd rather have one that I can, thank you very much

>>535774950
JPvets rate her higher than MLB Tazuna. I don't agree but who knows how much it's changed over there

>>535773439
>new
nice reroll account fag

>>535772983
I wish Oguri would take me down with her legs

does the tazuna card only work for URA finale?
does it become useless afterwards

how do you write horse noises? you know like "mieow" for cats and such

how do I actually get Groundwork as a White spark? It it just pure RNG?
I usually get the skill from MLB R Air Groove

>>535774870
it's based on your stamina

>slacker right before summer camp
Ebin

absolutely hopeless

>>535775093
a better version gets released that you need

>>535775081
sorry to disappoint doubtkek

>>535775113
>mieow
retard

do debuffs stack?
am i fucked if i run into multiple evil natures

Narita Brian is my boyfriend (girl)

>>535774775
>two cakes that are locked behind a display case

>>535774950
Have sex with your fellow human trainer

>>535775204
I am NOT rolling for Throne

>>535775037
nta, I’m not a yuri fan, as a matter of fact I hate yuri, but what did you expect getting into when a franchise about cute horse girls will obviously have some form of yuri bait. Just ignore and scroll past it

I want to punch gold ships stupid face

>>535774950
She's about on par with a 2lb Tazuna, though Tazuna's events are still better overall

>>535775243
i'll get it for you bwo...

>>535775206
i can use photoshop too

>>535772310
Wait until you see her naked in bed

Thanks I hate it

>>535775408
>3 URA Finale
explode

>>535774558
see >>535773750 and >>535774059

>>535775450
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1DW4y1N76c/

>>535775306
personally I just throw a canon fact, make them seethe and then leave

>>535775156
if you've learned it, getting it as a spark is just rng
the chance is increased for every parent/grandparent that has that spark however

>>535775576
>canon fact
Such as?

>>535775113
neigh

If you like running debuffer Nature, make sure to save for next year's summer event for Gold Ship, she has an ability that allows you to fire off any gold skill for free. So Nature can proc murmur twice during midrace

WHY UMA WHY ALL MY PULLS ARE LIKE THIS. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED

>>535774925
>didn't include inheriting Clear Heart and U = ma2
bricked

>>535775645
fun

it was fated

>>535775542
than you, torena-san.

>>535775659
jewish cygames dogshit rates

what are some good skills to pass down to a narita taishin for long races? are the uniques the same Red shift/Pump Iron ones or does it change on long distance umas?

>>535775659
Maybe a swipe or two would help?

>>535775113
horses don't make any sounds, they're not even real

>>535775190
glue

>>535770901
>Super creek rerun: NEVER
it's in a year you gay retard

>>535775621
Not that anon but one could be that there is no canon yuri couple in the game yet some umas confirmed that their parents used to be trainer and trainee

>>535775770
ultra glue

when is she going to graduate? She's been the seito kaichou for like 10 years

>>535775742
are you talking about a specific track like for the next CM?
start studying

>>535775659
i got 0 3*s in 100 rolls
fuck this gay game

>all these people failing at rudolf training
get another horse she's a winner not a glue dispenser

>failed a 7% rainbow training pre-debut
scrap this entire fucking run

>>535775908
holy over

fuck your glue factory

>>535774709
You need to focus on End Closer debuffs, and All-Seeing Eyes + Mystifying Murmur + Tether are your priorities aswell.

Breaking up with Rudolf

Bros, what the FUCK is happening?!?!

post something cute

Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O~

i have an idea, instead of bringing a card that has kyoto racecourse, just run Kikuka Sho with an uma with a bad long aptitude, so you get Kyoto debuff then you turn that into the buff

>>535776137
Raise WIT. You will never lose as END again

>>535776137
the number of the beast
captcha: PMSTY

If you think about, it's kinda disgusting how many low rolls must go your way during the career to get a good horse
>don't fail your training rolls
>preferably early Charming event during Junior year+
>consistent Energy refill events throughout career
>inherit extremely low rolls from your parents (aptitudes, URA procs, grandparent skills etc)
>get a specific skill tips under the right circumstances among sea of possible outcomes
>many 3-4 rainbows during the career, especially during the summer
>horse doesn't randomly explode from a forced mood down event or failed roll (slow metabolism from eating, slacker, night owl etc)
>your SSR event chain doesn't randomly decide to fuck off (Swinging Maestro etc)

>>535776137
you fucking suck man

>>535776137
in case you're serious, always run front on debut races

>>535776137
>End
Well there's your problem. You need to force Front for the first year at least, the only thing it does is lower your Wit %.

>>535776154
spe bebi

>Maruzensky hasn't even had her debut race yet
>everyone's already treating her like some legend and mentor

>>535770650 (OP)
Post your progress /uma/

>>535776309
she looks so fucking ugly and retarded wtf

>>535776239
gotta pray to Shiraoki

>>535776154
https://youtu.be/mcF_6yAcjok

>>535776309
>trainer keeps a copy of baby Spe-chan in his wallet

>>535776431
Bourbon's are bigger

>>535775037
>>535775226
You can't have any of the cakes because they are not real. Unless you plan on raping one of the real life horses, most of whom are male.

>>535776137
>End

Is the Gold City Speed SSR any good at 0LB?

>>535776239
This game is just a dressed-up slot machine. It's 1% skill, 99% luck.

>>535776467
keeping a picture of your GF / Wife as a baby in your wallet is really fucking weird

>>535776032
dahhhby!

Anons, I think you should all eat your vegetables

>>535771675
Same, great taste.

Whats your top umas?

Does anyone know how to convert videos to webms? I heard the webmforretards thingy was outdated and bloated

Tazuna is the best UMA.

>>535776464
>arknights meme
nooooo

>>535776627
YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA

spe sex

Why can't I use all of my veterans as parents? I have like 16 B+ umas that completed the career but I can only use the same 8 umas for legacies?

>>535776642
Bakushin bakushin bakushin

>>535775770
welp

>>535776642
Bakushin, Top Cun and McQueen

>>535776583
Fuck you, it’s cute.

POST GOLD CITY Please

>>535776703
I use this thing from 2015
I have no idea where I got it from, but it gets the job done

>>535776572
Doto's big stupid nose

>>535776627
I'll do whatever I want.

>>535776703
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -crf 30 -b:v 0 -b:a 128k -an output.webm

>>535776703
its just old as fuck by now
you can look it up, there's lots of info about that whole project

>>535776703
The one called "webm for retards" is made for 4chan webms and it's 80MB, don't know how that's bloated.

>>535776467
>didn't like spe
>ended up getting her to 4 stars anyway somehow
>fuck it, she can be useful for TT maybe
>run her career
>pretty easy, trip crowns for days
>watch her ending where trainer basically becomes the surrogate father figure she'd always missed out on
>her reaction when he calls her "my pride and joy"
FUCK YOU CYGAMES! STOP MAKING ME LIKE SPE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you could remove one Uma from existence which would it be?
For me it's be Spe. I hate her.

>>535775190
>>535775770
>>535776791
>Pace Chaser
Late Surger is instawin for her

>>535776854
oops left the audio flag in there
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -crf 30 -b:v 0 -an output.webm

>>535776703
just use webms for bakas unless it got taken down

>>535776828
>>535776847

>>535776642
im having nothing but AWFUL runs lately

umamusume is yuri game

>>535776908
Shakur

HOW
FUCKING HOW
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW HOLY SHIT AUUUGGGHHHH

>>535776990
Neicha is Kitasan's father figure so that's a bad example.

>>535776627
>>535776980
you saw nothing

>>535775723
Kita wife!

>>535777043
look at the top of the screen bro.

>>535776828
>>535777076
firecuck bro...

>>535776375
Are you going to sell my data to advertiser?

would you save your trainee from bullies?

>>535777093
Air Groove my beloved

>>535777064
yuri AND incest?!

>>535777120
>>535777130
I'm killing you two

>>535776703
imo what works the best for beginners is boram. look for it on github
i think it was originally made for the kpop thread on /mu/

>>535772612
>>535772419
>anon doesn't know about jiraikei

>>535777169
How so? Bitches would slap the shit out of me

>>535776928
Late requires more power and I am stamina farming with 2 speed 3 stam + green ningen
It was just a terrible run that kept fucking me in the ass repeatedly not even 5 Tazuna events and kitasan mood ups where enough to keep that mood in great

>>535777257
ah yes, the accessory jirai is well known
the marriage ring

>>535777292
>green ningen
>ningen
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh anon?

>>535777257
JK's typically don't get married

>>535777169
>record them bullying my trainee
>post it on umagram/Xummer
>they get cancelled
>one of them kill herself
easy peasy

Do you think some uma have sex with their trainer secretly as part of motivation and training? I'm asking for a friend, not myself.

>>535775856
artificial insemination exists you stupid faggot

Bros.... I want to call someone as 'my pride and joy' one day like toreina does to his umas...

>>535777426
this guy studied the books

>>535777540
And what part of that is canon?

I really want to be dominated by Gentildonna

>>535777549
Just have a daughter or something bro

>>535777549
adopt a purebreed dog an train it

Dating Spe!

>>535777668
CONSIDER:
GENTILDONNA DOMINATION LOSS

>>535777362
I have seen her ass.
There is no tail.
No pencil skirt could hide a tail if there was one.

>>535777740
>He doesn't know
You poor fool.

>>535777740
It's wedged between her ass cheeks.

I would actually enjoy going to the Satono sex dungeons

>>535777793
conceptualize the aroma

lol

Dating Teio

My first career run with her and managed to get her turf up to B just before the race

>>535777836
Why is she so dumb?

Do none of my fellow f2poors (or uma only rollers) join CM rooms? every single person i check has kita MLBd and/or creek 2~4

Stop posting Umas making blowjob gestures. It's unbecoming of girls of their status.

>>535777886
Still no canon yuri couple in the game

i have no carats
how do i solve this problem

>>535777919
Now do the Derby.

>>535777668
Yes
>>535777735
Actually gay

>>535777837
i imagine umas have a hard time dating on their teens due to how different their whole highschool experience is when compared to the average highschooler, which means more than likely retired umas go on to date their trainers

>>535778052
No point in joining

>>535777740
She does crazy tucking

>>535777836
What the FUCK is Tazuna talking about here? Inspiration? Inspire these nuts

>>535778091
NICE

>>535778091
What did meine pferdefrau mean by this?

>>535778078
theres no 'canon' hetero either, are you fucking retarded? Point is, stop being a faggot and just enjoy what you enjoy, literally hurts no one. There's yuri and trainer self insert for every single uma

>>535777836
wodka...

>>535778117
dude they don't even need to retire to go on dates, the school itself encourages that behaviour

>>535778052
They don't bother. The one you met in CM room are the people you'll meet in the final phase.

>>535778076
You have to post examples of said umas so that I can understand what it is and avoid it

>>535772305
What a stupid looking horse, so fucking cute. I want to mess with her

>>535777732
Marrying Spe after her career

>>535778283
one was posted here >>535777498

>>535778117
your concept blows up when you remember trainers are not just attached to one uma for life. They technically only have 'prime' life of 3y and then some old fart races

I would beat up an Uma

What do I pick

>>535778239
>theres no 'canon' hetero either
This is how I know yuriniggers only orbit around fanarts and never read shit, go back to twitter faggot

Your wife sloppa /uma/

>>535778393
IIf you autistically made B rank umas for that specific CM track then left otherwise right

>>535778239
anon Bourbon talks about how her dad used to be a trainer in her story

>>535778471
Why does their kid look retarded?

>only winning 40-50% of CM rooms
its over

>>535778393
Graded. Open will be minmaxxed to hell.

i'm not doubting this strat, but i unironically think late would've won at least one of those 2nd places

>>535777740

I keep saying this but it doesn’t seem to catch on, maybe I’m just crazy but I think Tazuna is an Uma born without ears and tail

>>535778528
AIEEEEE STOP

>>535776137
It turned out to be a blessing. Thank you Satan.

what is a cm room, its not the taurus cup?

>>535778596
go pace

>>535778478
There is an UMA anime already?

>>535778478
so why isnt ogiri cap uma's protagonist?

>extreme mary sue level powerful in-game
>anime revolves around her

>>535778549
it's what happens when (you) and bakushin make a baby.

POKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535778643
The cup is in 68 more hours.

>>535778549
which uma doesn't?

>>535778653
>already

>>535778549
Only got genes from the mother sadly

>>535778680
her ass is not locked in

>>535778630
holy

>>535778437
then prove it, oh wait, you can't because there are 0 relationships period. You yuriseethers are beyond fucking retarded and don't even understand why people like yuri. Hint: it has nothing to do with RL LGBTYQQWEKLRM shit

>>535778528
>most umas were born from a mom and dad
holy fuck are you saying nature exists?!?! Christ almighty. Seriously not the point. But whatever you'll just keep moving the goalposts

>>535778680
how'd you get that quality from bilibili

>>535778309
This. None of that daughteru reddit crap

>>535778471
>>535778676
Cute. Artist source?

Alright gonna make a last second goldship for CM

soooooo uhhhh I want S medium and spring right?

Lots of speed/stam/maruzensky skill? Anything else?

>>535777321
Jiraikei aka landmines girl is not the same as JK (Joshi kousei).
>>535777367
The ring typically came after you got yourself involved with jiraikei

>URA Finale
>Click view results instead of view race
>1st
>by 10 Lengths
FUCK

>>535778303
my special needs horsewife

>>535778827
sorry.....

>>535778854
i hate that you cant watch the replay unless you fail

>>535778831
Yes I know that I just shorted Jiraikei to JK to fuck with others

>>535778680

>>535778653
>Millions will fall for this
>>535778745
Neither is theirs, but so it goes.
>>535778809
By not using some garbage website, but yt-dlp. What did you use to get such low quality footage?

>>535778825
Japversus on twitter

>>535778796
I was just correcting your retarded brain but believe whatever you want

do i want to get gold skills if im just trying to make a 9* parent or are they a waste of points since white sparks cant be gold skills?

If I'm a casual do I not even bother with this at class 6? Like I'm super doomed to demotion right?

How much Speed/Power/Stam does Nice Natie need to get through to the finals? 600/600/600?

>>535778885
no problem, this vodka is just for fun and there's no harm in practicing these strats

>>535778680
This is one of those japanese things that I just don't get.

>>535778676
Can you draw a Spe and Trainer ver. Anon?

It is spreading

how do I get out of B+ hell

>>535778827
i swear i wasnt trying to fuck with you....

>>535778630
what the actual fuck is this insane legacy?
Give me your god damn code right now so I can use this on my Taishin.

>>535778796
>slop
You will never beat the xtranny allegations this way anon

>>535779045
sex...

>>535779045
me on the left

I don't think I can make her more evil than this.

>>535778796
>yurinigger is an AI pajeet
Naruhodone

>>535778796
People dislike yurifags because a man simping for a lesbian couple sounds fucking sad

so pretty

>>535778941
some garbage website, of course

>>535779061
don't sweat it, i know the game is RNG heavy so my results may vary from other anons, i'm fine with that, these runs are just to get 3* sparks desu, as long as she reaches 600/600/600 i'm a-okay

>>535779091
720519746611
the parents have shitty sparks outside of 3* stam unfortunately

>>535778796
kek he finally got mindbroken

What does getting s ranks in style and distance do

More and more anons posting sex with Gentildonna

>>535779269
5% increase to stats

Mayano Top Cun!

>hey cool I'm almost done with all the golshi missions, let's see what I have le-
Oh okay not getting those 150 carrots then

>>535779018
if 600/600/600 can work for others it should work for everyone, but I suppose there are other factors like how good her ult is and wether or not you’re buying skills or saving until post-career screen. Should be able to win 95% of the time with that and at least 300 wit if you have lone wolf thrown in there

>>535779197
don't do that, silly RETARD you... all the cool kids only use naturally bred yt-dlp, not some dirty closed source website or program that is too retarded to do it's damn job.

>>535778959
You're dumb or arguing in bad faith because i was clearly talking about the umas ingame at tracen. It was a sarcastic remark because retards are saying 'no MY head canon is real, NOT yours

>>535779104
>>535779150
>>535779184
>>535779268
Hey look its Jakarta morning time where the seaniggers appear once every 3 days

>>535779193
Kita chan love

>>535779343
That's about ~12 career runs if you do 20 races per run. You have 4 days left, good luck

>>535776564
>He's right

>>535778810
none uma should be called daughter, is disrespectful

>>535779374
will try to remember the next time i get something from bilibili

It's summer!!!!
deploy the mood down night owl!!!

No Gold City comics? I'm so fucking sad

Hmmmm
I think I shall only do one career mode per day

>>535779481
just remember that you can use that thing for just about anything, including twitter, faggit, yt and so on.

>>535779503
ITS THE END OF SUMMER DEPLOY THE AWFUL
FOUR
FUCKING
MOOD
DOWN
DURING
SUMMER
LET
THAT
SINK
IN

>>535779409
male trainers marrying and having children with their trainees is canon even if you hate it while there is no yuri couple confirmed, go on keep seething

>>535779059
3 speed 3 wit.

>>535779409
Oh this one is kinda special

Ignore it and post cute hetero images!

>>535779345
I'm just tryna get a NN going last minute for CM but she keeps flopping at the last goal(Arima Kinen)

>>535778393
Open.

>>535779668
>LET THAT SINK IN
It's coming

>>535779817
>>535778557
???

>>535779803
there is something about Gentildonna I like that I can't explain

>>535779849
If you have to ask, graded.

>>535779676
>3 speed 3 wit on a long run
lol sure

>>535778393
If you can make umas better than b rank, right.

>all the casuals who only make B+ rank umas and didn't prep at all are forced to join Graded because they can't be fucked to minmax a B rank uma
mmmmnyes nyes excellent...

>>535779792
Damn that's cute and hot

>>535779917
Her self-confident and womanly manner without being overbearing

>>535779917
You probably like being manhandled by a girl

>>535779328
>Top Cun
>Nishino Flower
>Sweep Tosho
>Haru Urara
Great taste anon

why does everyone keep calling Symboli old :(

>>535779984
Hey, anon wanted A+ umas, he didn't ask to actually win long races, so that's the answer kek.

>>535780109
you're not going to believe this...

>>535778052
Did you host and post code here? I'll join

any good books from the Comicket? I was only looking foward for the new Umayome

>>535780109
The 80's were 45 years ago.

>>535779948
>risked a 34% failure right before summer
>for a single rainbow with less than 30 stats
200% trainer issue.

i just don't

>>535779808
well when you say 600/600/600 you’re typically talking about a spark run, not any kind of TT or CM build. An evil natie should have like 800 speed and 900+ wit I think. And in that situation the “Umamusume is wit game” meme applies for the career and you’re good to go

Gentildonna is cute

>>535779987
But what if Im winning more in open rooms than graded?

>>535780109
>born 1981
>act like an old man
>dresses like an old man
>personality of an old man
>little to no femininity even for a multiverse transcending spirit of a race horse trapped inside a female horsegirl body

>>535780281
who?

>>535779668
>>535779948
>WHY IS THE GAME FUCKING ME OVER
>GIANT TOREINA ISSUE
every time

>>535780332
isn't she not hitting our servers till like 2026-7

>>535780332
is the orange juice one translated yet?

>>535780232
>Right
There's your problem.

>>535780281
Umamusume A is too cute. They should’ve used her design on an actual racer

>>535780381
So more time to save carats? This is bad because?

>>535780039
I like the gap moe

>>535779986
Woah

>>535780431
listen, saving is nice but don't you actually want to PLAY uma musume eventually?

>>535780381
more like 2028

>>535780372
>thinks its the same person
>somehow jumps from awful early june >>535779948 and no energy to great / almost full energy in >>535779503
I know this is a witlet general but you guys skulls are emptier than Uraras

>>535780515
I can play fine with the freebies they've given so far, so...

>>535780394
this was more insulting, but at least she won ura clockless

>>535780438
Agree, I'm sold with all those

>>535780609
you NEED URA finale spark so you can at least loop it

>>535780353
>little to no femininity

Damn el condor pasa is -REALLY- cute you guys

okay I'm gonna read the whole career of my next run guys, see you in 5 hours

>>535780693
who you playing?

>Finally found out about white sparks farming
>you have to build an uma for 5 generations to prep the grandparents
>Have to hope that the grandparents inherit every good white sparks and produce their own white sparks and have a 3-star on both blue and pink you want
Jesus this is insane

>>535780669
well fudge, back to work then

>>535780746
Falco, just got her

>>535780756
I read so much and I still don't understand how it works

>>535780578
Anon, pulling IS the gameplay in a gacha.

>>535780681
SEKAI SAIKYO WA?!

>failed this
HOLY FUCK
I HATE THIS GAME

>>535780693
Keep in mind by choosing to read the story you are sacrificing time that could be better spent reading something else. Instead, why not just od a run in 30 minutes and spend 4.5 hours reading something actually good? Would you really rather read some gacha game anime horse girl slop over high art like The Great Gatsby?

Rudolf won't let me date Teio

I get it now
I think loving your fake little syster is fine

>>535779803
I only got very few Spe x trainer

TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU

>>535780756
Yeah I’m not doing any of that

Shiraoki-sama traded my laptop's life for a 8* speed El Condor Pasa
This is not an allegory for being a whale, my laptop died and I'm pissed at Shiraoki-sama's cruel joke

>>535779409
SAAAR REDEEM THE YURI

>Umas usually get fellow big shots as racing rivals in their careers
>Smart Falcon gets... Umamusume A

>>535780861
just date both

>>535775645
i hate goldship but this unique seems way to useful not to get

>>535780847
I failed a 2%

>>535780693
I've been putting off playing new umas because I have to secure a few hours of my day to dedicate to reading the whole shit

>>535780972
FUUAAARRK NOT UMAMUSUME A

>>535780861
She just wants all the attention to herself

>>535780972
I would assume they don't have the rights to her rivals/contemporaries

>>535780836
The short version is you want your entire lineage to have the white sparks you want. The point is so that you can get skills without using shitty support cards. It seems only worth doing if you are tryharding for the CM

>>535781000
Peak

>>535780972
Didn't Urara get Umamusume A too kek

>>535781009
Also, make sure your TP bar is completely empty before you start, otherwise it’ll just fill back up while you’re at it

>>535780756
For what purpose? So you can earn one 10 roll in CM? Have fun with that I'm going to wait for the spark rework before engaging with that gayness.

>>535780756
Then you do it all over again when a new scenario releases or a good parent uma/support card releases. Enjoying yourself yet?

People being serious about PVP is an extreme minority right? I wont be matched with /vg/ whales right?

>>535781154
why is Scarlet freaking out

>i'm le emperor
>job in california

>>535780972
Couldn’t they have just come up with some invented uma at least?

>>535781236
who cares

>>535781236
haha yeah....

>>535781236
Just don't go to group A you shouldn't get matched with whales.

>>535781270
>G dirt

>>535781210
To get the CM exclusive title

>>535781167
I live dangerously, danchud don't owe me

>>535780972
>>535781149
One of these days I'm going to fucking KILL Umamusume A

If I roll Seiun will the sunk cost lock me into building frontrunners and needing groundwork white sparks

>>535781356
nyes

most painful rival to lose?

>>535781236
theres some devious /uma/ trying to get ppl to join open even tho sweats will destroy you

I should’ve had Narita Brian already. First they push the banners back by a day, then four… what’s next? A week? A whole month? fuck cygames

>pre-debut Charming
Hell yeah

more like reddit sky

>>535781468
why would sweats join open considering how the rewards are less than graded