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Curren likes anal

First?

How do you even achieve1200 speed, 1200 power while having 10+ skills? This is ridiculous

So you're saying all people who like short umas have small dicks?

when do SEA hours end?

the open league stamler...

How come everyone tells Mcqueen to lose weight and stop stuffing her face, meanwhile nobody says that about the great devourer.

>>539221436
he is stupid, but only because he fell for the "you need 1200 stamina 3 gold heals" shit that was being spammed by every guidemaker ladyboy youtuber

>>539221561
anal is for fags. savor the girl's pussy like you were meant to.

WRONG TRAINING YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>539221605
Not even open league is safe from the stam gaslight.

McQueen humiliation ritual

[SAD NEWS] Global is still behind 3 download milestones rewards in comparison to when JP got those rewards.

Digitan LOVE

I'm only training oguri so she can introduce me to her mom

>>539221317
proof?

>>539221605
She is prepared for the future 10.000m race.

>>539221776
yep, she cute

>>539221605
How did they get a B Rank Uma despite it having 1200 Stam?

>>539221663
because McQueen is cute

Did Fine Motion and Air Shakur fuck IRL or something or why is there so much yuri?

>>539221889
look at rest of her stats...

No butt stuff, that only brings bad luck and incontinence

>>539221471
seriru always did his research before making vids so expect days or a week before cm3 the fastest

>>539221816
Want to eat that tuna

holy PACECHAD

>>539221546
Luck and a whale deck

>>539221605
but did she win?

>>539222023
THE NOTORIOUS WITLER

these anons are coming back right....

Not bad for a first run, flawless victory too
Incase I don't get anything better, what should I grab?
Technically lacking stam so Hydrate for sure right, I don't know if I need another recovery...

>>539222147
no

>>539222189
Not at all. Not surprised considering they were F2P.

>>539221761
>>539222189
grim

>>539221931
it's only because they are roommates and women love Air Shakur for some reason, Fine Motion couldn't have babies since the horse had an hormonal issue and Air Shakur died kicking a fence

>>539222023
>MLB Fine Motion
Jesus

what exactly makes seiun sky a good parent

>>539222339
inheriting her unique

>>539222339
her unique

>>539221628
keep going...

CURREN CHAN DOESN'T FUCKING WORK
ZERO #LOOKATCURREN
PACE OR FRONT

>>539222339
Strong reproductive system.

>>539222339
angling and scheming is one of the most retarded ults in the game

that's it

>>539222339
Surprisingly good maternal instincts

Wait you guys follow blindly tutorials from YouTube?

>super lucky procs
>easy first place
OH YEAAAAAAAAHHH

>>539222191
Is this for CM3? She doesn't really have enough stam for it, so you might need recovery

>>539222339
Her unique is so busted it’s still one of the best skills to inherit for nige/senkou in JP even today

>>539222191
Hydrate, preferred position, professor of curvature, prepared to pass, homestretch haste

>>539222440
Can’t believe the guy on the left is gay cause he put it in her ass

>>539222440
i think i see it

>>539222440
raisu is NOT for anal

>>539221546
You want a lot of skill hints from cards/sparks to make them cheaper. 40% discount is a lot.

>>539222440
Based. Thank you for your sacrifice.

when are we getting more free rolls?

>anal
But why? Don't you want to impregnate her?

>>539222440
its censored so its ok

>>539222683
6 hours

>>539222542
TWICE IN A ROW. THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA!

>>539221931
Finemo (2002) and air shakur (2000) were among the first few of early 2000 gen uma in the franchise. also main reason why agnes tachyon (2001) likes to bother shakur so much.
Both Fine and Shakur like ramen despite the personality gap. I'm uma x tore first but i find them cute honestly you should check the umayuru episode that fueled the pairing.
https://youtu.be/HmRbWlbXtIY

>>539221816
I might have to ask for a source anon yandex has failed me

>>539222628
But she lost her debut race. Might as well have some fun before shipping her off to the glue factory.

>>539222617
yeah what a fag

your opinion on ripped umas?

>>>539221095
SSR Nature, Rikio, and Rice
Can I get a QRD on these upcoming cards?

>>539221761
We are likely never getting them either.
Gibs disincentivize spending and they've already written off global release as a failure. This will be all the more true when """"compensation"""" for accelerated schedule doesn't stop the hemorrhaging player numbers.

>>539222701
I really don’t want to impregnate Rice

>>539222789
Turnoff.

>have a prime and pristine pussy designed to milk cocks
>stick it in the pooper anyway
yeah that's as gay as it could be

>>539222701
Anal is for when she's not on her period

>>539222927
Why not?

>>539221923
And Oguri isnt?

>>539222701
Indians love feeling shit on their dick

>>539222440
I missed it... can someone catbox I love rice's ass...

>>539222789
it tingles my ninjin

>>539223034
Weak bloodline

>>539222550
Yeah CM3

>>539222601
Ty <3
Almost went for Rushing Gale before posting, but then I remembered straight skills are impossible to activate
Furious Feat not good enough either for Pace

Also WHITES WHERE???????

>>539222701
they got memed into preferring sodomy by the Jewish porn industry

Is this why CM2 feels so random?

>>539222789
10%-30% is good
40% is fine
50%-70% is not okay
80%-100% that's just a man

>>539222789
That's far away enough from the usual dehydrated/shrink-wrapped fare that I'll allow it.
Warms my cockles.

>everybody ignored it
good

Getting Slipstream is too hard :(

>>539222789
Love this artist. But it's rare I like muscle girl art.

You want Gourmand?, then come and take it

4* Makween will be mine tomorrow.

>>539223239
Just be nice to Yada Yada bro.

>>539223245
what does eating have to do with stamina anyway

>>539223283
McQueenbros!

>Have the perfect CM3 legacy
>Uma I want to train is a GP
FUCK

so what skills are good for ends in cm3?

Is there any point in using guts support cards? While you usually need about 300-400 wit, I still sometimes use Agnes SR card for free skill points. Is there some use for any of my guts support cards?

>>539223174
What about this?

I'm gonna try the gutmaxxing meme build, can anyone hook me up with an Ines Fujin?

>>539223390
guts mechanics bro
coming in 6 months

SOON

I call McQueen’s pussy the slipstream

>>539223426
that's a man

>>539223426
Sloppa of any kind is bad.

>>539223174
What about this?

I love sloppa please post more of them.

>>539223546
Now this is hors

Why are some MLB cards so meh

isnt it crazy that they named a horse still in love and it fell in love with its trainer

>>539222789
toned and moderately muscular is peak.
when it gets into wacky steroid bodybuilder territory it's too much.

>>539223693
Early days. Reminder it does not get better until 6 months in.

>>539223542
I can't tell slop apart anymore. I'm gonna kill myself

>>539223603
A man of culture

>>539222731
I watched it and Shakur doesn't seem to like anything here, was just in it because Fine Motion urged her to with social pressuring and after snapping at her for doing it all wrong since Shakur is on the spectrum, she realized at the end that she accidentally helped FM in this and probably regretted it.

>>539223693
2 power bonus is pretty nuts though

Can Orfevre me tricked into sex?

>>539223808
There are some tricky examples where it's hard to tell. This was not one of them.

>>539223808
anon, look at teio's left arm

>>539223546
That horse is normal-sized. People back then were small

>>539223693
he doesnt know maths, oguri is better than vodka.

>>539223693
game has not been powercrept to hell yet

>>539223997
...why not both?

you guys made 90% wr have a melty (ongoing)

This is just straight up retarded load of bullshit because you know her ugly bastard husband intends to coerce her into pregnancy and it's likely setting up as MC acting as the foster father accepting the kid like the big cuck he is.
That or Yumezora would deceive him by claiming the baby is his. Also don't forget that the ugly bastard co-worker is scheming to blackmail both of them and might end up raping femc just to save the guy. What a wreck.

>>539224075
link?

>>539221605
man i want zenno rob roy sr so much mainly for right/left handed, wasn't it on the same banner as yaeno muteki power ssr? should have rolled there...

>>539224075
bro you should have 1 guts spark for cm3

>>539224151
https://www.youtube.com/live/kj0_4bLaTy0

Grass is cool

>>539224154
It's a SR, just daily pull for her using your paid carats

>>539224165
aiiieeeee it was a typo

>>539224137
huh?

Rape the director

>>539224242
NTA but I only pull SRs that I already have MLBd (and never use).

>>539221705
>wrong training
you can never have enough power for late surgers

GOOOOORUDO SHIPPU

i've been doing cm3 room matches
curren chan's unique literally doesn't work
what the hell

>>539224137
wrong thread...

>>539224137
uuuh bro?

>>539224137
what the fuck are you reading bro?

>>539224075
qrd

>>539222542
tunarina kakura yoka
t-tonarina kekure yukake kuraka, yoku kaku ker kat

>>539221776
imagine waking up spooning Digitan and smelling the shampoo of her hair

>>539099715
>>539112098
>>539111821
last day, last ticket, last race

>>539224075
That rednu guy had a melty the other day as well telling people who want qol to quit the game.

>>539224137
T-toreina...? Daijoubu?

>>539224274
>"I'm so unlucky"
Alright don't pull anything and keep complaining about it

>>539224137
MAMBO?

>>539224331
Yeah mine haven't activated once either, on match 4 currently

>>539223978
looks fine to me

>>539224137
new ori no naka??

It's time

>>539224478
anon...
HER left.....

How hard am I suppose to grind to get a mile here instead of long?

fat fuck

>>539224361
there's a r*ddit post blaming his cm2 guide for going 0-5 (lol) and it's sitting at 1k+ updoots last time I checked

>>539224530
Bwo at least borrow a 4/4...

>>539224137
Is this Ori no Naka?

>>539224478
oh anon...

fuck I didn't get to watch it

>>539224562
thats LADY fat fuck to you

>>539224331
it has many conditions you must meet for it to trigger because it is one of the most busted uniques in the game

Does having a skill spark on the parent instead of grandparent increase the chances of getting it?

Does stacking the same skill spark on multiple parents/grandparents increase the chance?

>>539224596
Where?

>>539224137
Uuuh where the FUCK is this even supposed to be posted?

I really want to have sex with Oguri
Like really bad

>>539223808
I feel that. If there isn't a disjointed arm or weird finger placement, I can't tell slop from non-slop anymore. Worse yet, I sometimes think something is AI generated when it's not.

>>539224154
how does she give left/right handed? don't see it in her skill hints or events on gametora

>>539224278
yeah sure look where that got me
also had the most horrible rainbow rng I've ever seen, literally no triples

1200 stamina is such a fucking meme. 600+ wit would have been better.

>>539221546
Made this mediocrity couple days ago, have a deck.

Is Groundwork REALLY that important for a front runner?

>>539224478
>slop consoomers are retarded
more news at 10

>>539224838
uma musume is an acceleration game

>>539223808
at this point I don't care as long as it looks good

>>539224838
Yeah, you end up first because you accelerate like a rocket.

>>539224838
I don't think it actually does anything.

>>539224719
Anon she probably weighs 700kgs and would split your dick in half with her bodyweight alone

>>539224719
you're lying
Oguri is the least attractive uma, she is OBESE
there has never been a single horny post about Oguri

>>539224838
nah you don't really need it

>>539224670
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search

>>539224838
Front runner wants to be at the front. Groundworks is an accel skill that activates at the very start helping your Uma do that.

which condor should I share in my profile

>>539222892
its ok we're just stuck with outdated gacha design for 4 years and no real new content outside of umas, cygames also doesn't care enough to even do anything outside of the game for globabbies, like some shitty community event or anything
just gotta survive 2 years for marvelous sunday and then i can kill myself

So, how did you do anons?

>>539222339
grippy coochie

>>539225060
I don't use horses with less than 900 wits.

>>539224913
>>539224994
How does it compare to Taking the Lead?

>>539224750
speed suzuka is a scam bro especially for non-front runners. if you don't have kitasan and biko you can always bring sr eishin flash you now, especially since all of her skills are tailor made for late surgers.

>>539225060
>There were people ITT doing 100+ runs for spurt farming only for it to not proc during finals tomorrow

>>539224331
>>539224454
>>539224664
OH SHIT IT WENT OFF

>>539225129
You would like both preferably. cant say i dabbled too much with front sofar,thats for the next 2 months.

5Head Suzuka isn't coming along all that nicely ngl.

>>539225181
Latekek meta?

I am from Jakarta. I did CM3 lobby test and learned i'm only △ power. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn't to it. Now i have to live like this.But after that i decide it is a paypig scheme. I suggest people don't do CM3 practice lobby it's lie bcs I'm ◎ power with late accel skill. thnx.

>>539225060
At least front runner is meta for a long time, end closer is only meta for a few CMs

Suzuka really isn’t that pretty and she’s flat

TORENA! HAVING SEX WITH MY STUDENTS I SEE! HAHA, WELL DONE!

Easy.

>>539225292
I'm running pace

>>539225129
That skill gets rebalanced after half-anni to be good. Right now it's bad, only activates after 5 seconds instead of instantly at the start.

>>539223351
they ate a lot so they have extra nutrients for the race

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Stop talking about horse pussy.

>>539225323
can't do front cause I don't have my own Sky

>>539225181
choking curren-chan's neck while she gives me head

>>539225357
I’m having sex with you, director

>>539225181
if only there was a sacrificial front for my curren to overtake...

>>539225368
Oh you meant because GW won oops
Sure hope so since I'm building her next

chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o

I'll make a 1200 power/wit Golshi for CM3.

I haven't slept yet
I can't stop grinding sparks

>>539225323
B-but I was told Taishin can compete with the front runner meta...

>>539225485
the more you age the more you become like winning ticket
put an emotional anime scene + soundtrack and i start sobbing

>>539225360
>2 loses
Nice silver bro.

Is there diminishing returns for accel skills cause Late is meant to have On your Left + Furious Feat + Pump Iron, for a total of 1.0 accel

horse pussy? What's wrong with them?

Total results for 2 rounds. B finals.

Form your own opinion

when Curren first released I hated her for being the whore she is, but now in hindsight the severe lack of actual hoe umas makes her more appealing due to artificial scarcity so I like her more now.

>>539225576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6H-uwXBGeQ

>>539225661
Doto-chan…

>>539225724
delete this

>>539225724
cryslop

>>539225710
Good idea, I'll look for some tutorials online about how to do that.

>>539225661
meto doter love

CM2 room
come and help me test my Urara strat

55577017

>>539225576
I bet you cried through the entirety of Road to the Top

>frontkeks will do leapfrog in the midrace
this is a fucking gaslight bros literally nothing changes in the placings in the midrace

>>539221663
Oguri is a lost cause

>>539225724
>horse racing results on the radio
Yikes.

Speed as a stat is dog shit. The biggest gaslight ever.

I will NOT train it.

I did not make it to a finals.......

>>539225661
why does doto loves to rub his nose to the fence
it's looking more uwu now

>>539225869
Well what happens is if someone dares challenge them at a bad time they activate their 38 skills and run off into the distance

Is the McQueen card the only one worth buying with Club Points?

You weren't kidding when you said Uma Musume S2 would hit straight in the feels.

>>539225642
No, but there's an opportunity cost. If you have too much accel but no speed skill you will get overtaken in the last 200 meters. However, the reliable accel skills are always the highest priority.

>>539225871
But she is super cuuuute too...

do you believe in the "expression = stamina status" theory?

>>539226060
TOKAI TEIO! KISEKI NO FUKKATSU!

>>539226060
They should remake S1

>>539225830
g-guys...I can't test Urara strat if you bring Front

>race ends
>look at stats
>result makes no sense

>>539226095
uh no one said anything about late race speed skills for gamblers

>>539226060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIo3GWaAbw8

>>539226250
Blame the other guy

WAGMI I completed Creek.

>>539226250
my guy, if you run front urara, just pretend your other two umas have 200 extra stamina

>500 hours on uma
>could have watched 62 anime series of 26 episodes
gros...

>>539226027
For now, yeah
There's a Silence Suzuka one that comes later on that is a pretty good Speed card and gives a gold recovery (albeit a niche one)

This shit-eating smirk always makes me laugh

Are the rates on the uma banner that much better? I haven't failed an uma banner I wanted within 50 rolls yet, yet my support card banners always go to spark for a single copy.

>>539226250
>>539226325
my fault

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>539223167
So since you can't actually get enough base stamina to clear the entire track, this always triggers, meaning your actual last spurt duration is ALWAYS going to depend on wit instead of stamina?

So basically we all got fucked by the sloptubers?

Whore!

>>539225724
That scene always makes me emotional when "the place where wishes come true" starts playing
I love After Story

Hey anons, I am trying to train an oguri cap to reach 1200 - 600 - 1200 and failing because if I use 4 speed 2 power then I end up with 1200 speed mid career but struggle to reach 1100 for power, 650 stam, 300 guts...
So I am going with 3 speed 3 power and 2 stam parents to never train it.

tldr; considering i will grab a MLB kitasan from a friend, which other 2 speed cards should I use?

>>539226384
If you had fun, that's all that matters.

>>539225642
No, but a late gambler will only start moving forward when late race begins which means that it will have to go through
>fellow late surgers who will trip over each other on the way forward
>a swarm of goldships who by this point are ahead of you because of her ult and end closers strictly superior pacing, innate target speed bonus and better skills
>a wall of mixed pace chasers and front runners
In this CM taishins get destroyed by vastly inferior umas because of this even if everything provs and late surgers will see identical problems.

is this some kind of sick joke

>>539226671
and this is why sparking trainees is a meme trap

>>539226384
Let’s be real anon, you would have spent that time doing anything else except watching anime

>>539226234
S1 is already perfect.

>>539226671
erm but the gaslightdacchis told me it takes 80 pulls tops...

>>539226628
>end closers strictly superior pacing, innate target speed bonus and better skills
what better skills? I don't see anything ends have that lates can't also use for cm3 i.e. furious feat

>>539226671
I'm pretty sure that's Seiun Sky, from Uma Musume

>>539226514
And this is why she's my favorite

>>539226671
good for you, now you don't need to spark carats saved

>>539226671
happened to me with curren
just finish it umadacchi

>>539226671
Just means you'll get the next one on the first 10 pull

>>539226384
Damn imagine how many One Piece filler episodes or "I died and reincarnated as Black Mold in the Demon's Prince's bathroom wall"-type anime you could've seen.

good morning, just had my morning breast milk how are we doing today

>>539226758
They still have spurt which doesn't involve gambling.

>>539226671
Seven away from 4 star

>>539226591
It's one of those scenes you appreciate more as you get older. People call After Story melodramatic or "cryslop" as the retards these days call it but you can tell that scene came from the writer's own experiences.

>>539226391
Gotcha, thanks. On a slightly related note, do you know when we get another go at the SSR Special Week? I’m a latefag so I completely missed that one

should have boughtededed more shards....

>>539226863
i could have completed all gundam series
how many people have done that? it would have put me in the top 0.001% percentile of super humans

>>539226894
>Spurt is still a thing
fuck sake

>>539226972
Like half of them are dogshit.
I've seen 'em.

>>539226863
>or "I died and reincarnated as Black Mold in the Demon's Prince's bathroom wall"-type anime
I watched that one while grinding parents for CM2.

damn it why can't it be 3* blue

>>539227028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdWIQTSVYU

The difference between USA horse auctions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNdHV4Hmqmg and Japanese horse auctions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSQoEgl1x2A is hilarious

>>539226972
you are a better person if you never see unicorn

>>539225576
I was listening to Special Week's track from Main Story, where she races against Montjeu, and when Girls Legend U orchestral version started swelling up, I choked up a bit.
I also have the weirdest trigger toward the cute things, but it's extremely selectable and happens once in a blue. I once held my old raggy baby blanket with a cute duck print and teared up. Or when I was reading through "Pleast treat Aston Machan well" by Bacius, panels with her huge plushie made me tear up.
But I'll ignore the rest 99% of sad-cute triggers.

I also feel really sad when I pass small independent stalls filled with fake Labubus. Not sure how to put it into the words, but the combination of them being fake, them just hanging by bunches, and people trying to cash-in on hype just makes me feel bad for them.

>>539225642
>not taking red shift and shooting for victory as well
NGMI

>>539223167
i don't know lmao. probably? global hasn't been data mined so we have no idea what additions our version has and we already have some QOL of life ones. we likely do have the base version that does all that stuff but i have no idea if we have the recalculation on recovery. between this, position keep and pace up I'm starting to believe style S and savvy are way better than everyone assumes. but it's impossible to tell if the +80 wit from base savvy + style makes that much of a difference without autistically testing a group of uma for a while. umalator might help but i'm wary of it because it tests 1v1s. This might be an instance where it's the most helpful.

What was this fella's strategy

>>539227149
Th-there are female toreinas in my /uma/??

>>539227190
what would 1.4 accel even look like

>>539227149
Manliest NN poster

I hope this works out

>>539227223
Killing your taishin's sleeping lion

>>539227269
Bro hit literally every stat requiremet + some more
This is a winner if I've ever seen one

>>539227127
that nigger horse sold for fucking $110k???

>161 carats
>LETS GO GAMBLING
>regular door + long shot star
>lol skip
>wait rainbow??????
>picrel
I DONT WANT HER SHES DIRT
I WANT TURF ONLY

>>539225830
Top3 with rare Creek

>>539226383
yeah but I want to see the effectiveness of early/mid-race skills in pace-down room

>>539227269
Your pump? Your red shift?

I want to make Natty a mother.

>>539227127
I don't really notice much difference aside from the auctioneer being extremely southern and the dollar signs being bigger

>>539227412
sorry she is taken bro

>>539225485
Front Pasa is better, but They don't want you to know that

Damn. Had this one in a hundred run but got let down by my sparks. I think she might still be usable though?

>>539227356
>Gets a 3 star he didn't have while everyone else gets jack shit
>"UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I WANTED ANOTHER THREE STAR"
explode

>>539227329
But isn't supposed to have at least a tiny bit of speed for that? If she's so slow all the honses are running like turtles, they save so much stamina that it doesn't really matter in the end

>>539227356
Congrats in winning CM3.

>>539227476
yeah, by me

>>539227393
i actually thought about this a lot and figured that the likelyhood of there being too many front runners to actually hit 6th position in that small window where the last corner is still active is too unlikely, and red shift has a similar issue where i'm almost certainly at max speed when i reach 5th position

>>539227223
Killing the sleeping lions, with no survivors

>>539227476
Yeah i know. I took her.

>>539227269
still gets beat my angling accel

>cm1
>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)
>cm2
>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)
>cm3
>holy shit man this kind of fucking sucks. wow i really don't wanna play this shit. damn.
what caused my mind to think like this? why now? i thought the game was meant to get good after goldshit

>>539227014
Spurt? Dont make me laugh.

another CM2 room
No Front please

13592233

>>539227642
it's why i'm making a blocker next

>>539227485
Should I buy 5 copies of this useless support card with useless friendship points so I that if I accidentally pull her from a banner I can turn her into very useful rainbow clits?

>>539226616
please anons I'm a witlet someone help me

>>539227650
>cm1
>need 1 skill spark
>cm2
>need 1 skill spark
>cm3
>need 10 skill sparks, half of which are impossible to get on parents without heavy rng
idk anon

if i had sex with rudolf and teio at the same time would that count as oyakodon

>>539227269
>no outer swell
>no third accel skill
Strong B finals contender

>>539227610
>>539227641
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!

>>539227149
Stop using this image of NN to bait. It's hurtful and offensive

>>539227356
It does not take a lot of effort to make her turf Uma and she is the Seiun Sky killer

>>539227650
You have gambling burn out 90% of gamblers quit before they hit a triple stam/speed/power triple pink

>>539227701
Honestly you may as well buy them and turn them into rainbow cleats for some free tickets right now. Not like FP gets used for anything for years.

>>539227731
i was going hard on green sparks in cm1 and cm2 though, there isn't anything new

>>539227269
This looks so good. I foresee a future where you accel to max speed right into the back of Billy's TT Pace Oguri

>>539227776
Take my wife's name out of your goddamn mouth.

>>539227753
outer swell has the same issue that pump has, it's on average unlikely i'll have anything to pass on the last corner

aw man i probably would've kepth this uokka too if she managed to squeeze out an S

>>539226616
i would use tosho and biko/king
tosho only for charm

>>539227485
That’s why I only want turf umas. Haru Urara is all I need
>>539227127
Fucking love that the southern dude is making a show of it

>>539227650
You are farming groundwork aren't you?

>>539226616
Eishin and Tosho

These Legend races are pretty nice ngl

Thoughts?

>>539227825
Do you not need more than 5 copies before you can glue them?

>>539227731
>>539227829
by green sparks i mean green skill sparks, not uniques

>>539227664
>phase_random==2
Prepare to get BOFA'd and for this to activate when it doesn't even matter

No mile S, but don't think I'm gonna get better that this Vodka for CM3. Moving on to working on Rudolf.

>>539227434
Japanese auction
>Here's this nice horse starting at 400K. 400K? Anyone 400K??? Ah you there thank you very much. Final sale 400K.
USA auction
>AAAAANNDD HERE IS SOME ONE HORSE START 40 START 40S TART 40 DONEDONEDONE 45. DONEDONEDONE 60. DONEDONE DONE 75. 75 75 75 75 DONEDONEDONEDONE 75 75 75 75 80. 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE ONE TWO 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE THREE SOLD.
When i put the 2 side by side the USA guy sold like 2.5 horses by the time the Japanese guy sold 1.

>>539225060
doesn't it always proc if you have 3 greens activated?

>>539227349
buying a race horse is gambling
betting on race horses is gambling
playing a video game about anime race horses? also gambling

>>539228030
>always proc
kek

>>539227650
>>cm2
>>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)
yea no

>>539227906
? ? ?

>>539227731
Make a gambling surger.
>>539227701
>guts hurara
oh boi...
>>539227986
Do a Grass Wonder, for double the gamba.

>>539227976
No, you can glue the second onwards. Uncheck the "Hide cards" button in storage.

>>539227938
i had no issue with farming groundwork for cm2

>>539227986
>don't think I'm gonna get better that this Vodka for CM3
brother you'll get a better Vodka simply by making her parents maru and ryan

>2 identical uma
>compare
>exact same finish times 0/0/0/0 lengths between them
>give one of them style S
>now the style A one wins sometimes and the style S wins more in general
ok cool so giving one a style advantage shifts it from a dead heat 100% of the time to sometimes losing but mostly winning. Thank you umalator, very useful.

>>539228109
Deck?

>>539228083
That's just danchode being happy everyone's farming late honses and bringing 4m/day fan counts instead of measly 240k/run mile honse runs.

>>539227701
Dont glue this one anon. Not even one copy

>>539227875
>gambling skill on gambler running style has the same issue that another gambling skill has, it's a gamble

>>539227583
I wanted bourbon for the alcohol team

>>539227650
Even with 13* groundwork parents ass wonder will not spark it herself, I haven't even started on a parent, just grandparent

>>539227701
This is the only usable guts card until Orfevre comes out

I don't want to grind parents anymore.... How hard is it to get a mile+2 greens....?

>>539227127
US auctioneers non-stop rapid-fire babbling is my favorite genre.

>>539227701
Only way to get her is from the friend shop, only way to MLB her is from copies or very limited crystals.
Cleat the event welfare SSRs if you already have better cards.

>>539228195
One power and inheritance is good enough for 1k+ power Vodka.

>Fail a gamble on 35%
>Mood plummets to bad
>Mood down events on top of that, lose turns getting mood back
>Everyone slacks off during 1st summer camp
>Get blocked thrice in URA finale
It's amazing how hard the game can fuck you up and there is no way to recover

>>539228358
Hm, I was worried because AI told me she can be pulled from regular banners as well.
I guess I keep my friendship for now then.

>>539227269
no capped power, no turf S no good conditions. wit on latesurger is useless

>>539228519
>AI told me

>>539228519
AI doesn't know shit anon

>>539228519
>AI told me

>>539228519
>"AI told me"

>>539228519
>Hm, I was worried because AI told me she can be pulled from regular banners as well.
what the fuck am I reading

for me, it's Ikuno Dictus

>>539228506
Uma musume is a block game.

why does everyone cleat cards for useless amounts of horseshoes instead of keeping them for TT points

>>539228519
retard

>>539227668
that was interesting

give me another CM2 run bwos
I will post both results after this
and thanks for coming

81452073

>>539228519
You should cleat it then ask ai if you should kill yourself over your decision

>>539227269
what a nasty grass
do not queue into me in 2 week's time

>>539228251
except the ones i'm running require me to not be top 5, which is significantly more likely to be the case on this track lol

>>539228681
So you can have an easier time holding Class 6 while they fluctuate between 4 and 5.

>>539228109
My grass is only 2 star, rather work on 3 stars.

Fine Motion showed me her pussy

>take a risky gamble on <20% training
>close my eyes like an overly-invested autist
>hear the training success voice line
why does this work every single time?

>>539228519
>because AI told me

>>539228641
people are increasingly using ""AI"" over search engines, it's only going to get worse

GODGPT HAS SPOKEN
THESE ARE THE UMAS FOR CM3

>>539228706
better buckle up bucko

>>539228519
@grok what did anon mean by this?

>>539228706
fug i was too slow

>>539228506
Sometimes I get hit with the sub-10% fail into mood down into bad status effect into another mood down and I just immediately alt+f4 desu famiglia

What CM builds look like 4 years ago vs now

>>539228681
>SSR AIR SHAKUR which turns into cleats which turn into tickets worth 150 carats for the next banner
>Or literally 0.1% TT score after MLBing it and spending 100k supporto point + 250k shekels

>>539228774
>needing a 0.01 to 0.1% boost to stay in C6
make better umas

>>539228880
@glock please answer

>>539228925
yeah i'm dropping the game before the meta gets to that abomination

@grok summarize this thread

>>539228870
to be fair I don't blame them since every search engine nowadays is intentionally being made worse. compare google 10 years ago to google now, it's a night and day difference in usefulness

>>539228519
AI is a fucking dumbass that basically regurgitates your question back at you and often uses faulty sources/makes them up, as it's actually not a thinking machine, but a fucking glorified chatbot with inbuilt search engine, who lacks context understanding and will feed you lies.
Never rely on it. It's a fucking scam.

>>539228925
how the fuck do they even have enough skill points to be buying alla dat

>penny pinching for 150 carats
KEKAROO

>>539229019
Yep, google is dogshit

Why did they stop giving away download milestone gibs? Fuck is happening?

AI told me it’s not gay to have sex with Fine Motion

should I just buy this? don't have time to run 30 careers for a single race

>>539228925
>a turf
left is better

>>539228519
holy fuck this generation is cooked

Choke me like you hate me, but you love me
Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu)
Touch me with the lights off and my chains on
Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on

>>539228180
Affinity with those is rough.

>>539229019
does AI use date filters like before:2020 to filter out the indians/AI bullshit spewed on the internet?

>>539228871
>yell-type uma

>muh ai
retards itt
ai got me through college, it can get me through a stupid pvp mode in a horse game

>>539228706
can't see shit with how dense everyone is thanks to Urara stretching the racing gauge

This is the best uma for CM3 according to Grok

>>539228405
>can barely break 1k SPD/PWR
Welp, i can see how CM3 plays out

>>539229019
i'm convinced google intentionally made their search engine shit to make you use gemini which is ALSO shit

>>539229056
Depending on how many races I do I can get up to 6k skill points a run, 5k reliably with less races on current JP.

Nice nature sexy (when she isn’t breaking into your room)

Tachyon.....

>>539227127
the dude talks like a machine gun, impressive

>>539229212
google has been shit for at least ten years, practically non-functioning for the past five

>>539228519
>this is your average CM round 1 opponent

>>539229019
>compare google 10 years ago to google now, it's a night and day difference in usefulness
You didn't have to waddle through indian websites but yeah AI (LLMs, glorified chatbots, whatever you call them) were a mistake.

>>539229212
Their Indian CEO had search sandbagged so you'd refresh the page to get served more ads.

>>539228706
What an absolute mess of RNG.
Kinda funny Mary that i threw in for shit and giggles survived.

>>539227127
Fuck bros I need to get rich, I wanna own horses now

>>539228925
what does wit even do past 1200

I'm running my wife and I don't care what it takes to make her good

>>539229123
yeah but you have like a month to train 3 measly horses anon

>>539229383
what's with the 2*

>there is an american horse called notorious gangster
Make it an uma at once!

>>539227127
How the fuck people make sense out that verbal onslaught? Are they actually doing anything useful, or just flexing their wind pipes? i.e. they are basically a side show to make auctions less boring?

>>539229468
2 weeks actually

Can I be an Umatuber now

>>539229497
2* mile grandparent, 2* turf grandparent, I want as many shots at turf s + mile s as I can get

>>539229349
actually,might as well post it.
Damn,if i had one more day i would put her in CM for fun.

Uma attack!

Gotta burn this shirt now

>>539229557
The point is to make it harder for you to understand so you only understand you aren't the winner and just keep bidding

The login bonus being 20 carats instead of 30 is a fucking joke, on top of that 3 days are a minuscule amount of monies, sp and fp
Fucking kikes

>>539229356
Same. The moment I found myself actively distinguishing horses from each other, it was over for me
>>539229557
>understand that verbal onslaught
Yeah? That’s just your average dude from kentucky

Building gamblers for cancer meet, am I crazy or is SR dober better if you don't particularly care about wit rainbows?

>75 completed careers still haven’t got a single 3-star blue spark
It took me almost 350 careers for 5 3-star sparks (and two of them are 9*stam), you will get there anon, eventually

BROS PLEASE TOOT ME

>>539229646
>Assuming she's giving it back

>>539229707
By these 5s you'll job

>>539229707
>gold ship
Perish, tootless and alone.

>>539229468
>a month
Time moves faster in the west.

>>539229707
B R O C K E D

>>539229689
mejiro SSR is a true poorfag SSR.

>>539229707
I beleeb

>>539229707
Give your DaiwaScarlet proper racewear

>>539229740
Uggo can have it

>>539228880
Hi anon,
Other anon suffers from late stage brain degeneration, a condition estimated to affect 142.78% of the human population as calculated by my very advanced algorithm, and is a very correct and accurate percentage. Hope this helps. -Grok

>>539229707
Good luck!

>>539229707
Blessed licks by Shiraoki-sama.

>>539229468
>you have like a month

>>539229752
>>539229756
>>539229764
>>539229779
>>539229838
>>539229840
>>539229878
>>539229880
>all 3 got late start
>whales on both sides
it's over.

>>539229707
>Redditship
Praying for your downfall

>>539229856
She's taking your v card too

>>539229924
kek get fucked tootlet

>>539229707
Rocket away anon
>>539229924
BROCKED

>>539229924
Don't worry. I'll get 3rd in A and you'll get 1st in B, that place is filled with retards and fuckups

>>539229924
ANON NOOOOOOO

>>539221628
yes? what happens next? show me brian being cute

>>539227650
swap cm2 with cm3 and that's me, pulling for sky made me wanna try the breeding autism instead

i still have not queued for day 4

I need a wife that says "gokkigenyou"

>>539230007
what the fuck wheres this from

Meisho Mambo

mejiro brian

agnes kakyoin

>>539229983
>>539230007
>>539230008
>>539230025
>>539230075
>>539230084
i had 1 more carats try but i guess the game REALLY didn't want me in A
good luck to you all in A

>>539230024
,>full of fuck ups
It's true.

>>539230147
The...game trailer?
https://youtu.be/mjZ_nqn4-LU?si=DJnvPz3Vr4I93Z2U

I can't train Bakushin, I keep staring at her armpits

>>539230306
It's alright anon I'm on the same boat as you, also group B, may we win our Group Battles

Why doesn't cygames take a selection of whale lobbies and stream them live on CM finals day? You know, community engagement and all that

>emperor's anguish 3x
>migraine
i'm sorry, am i playing period simulator?

>>539229468
Haha, if only we weren't on a accelerated pace

>>539229621
impregnating this womanlet

>>539229056
with this much sp including every card giving +4/max hint level skills now

Can you get drunk off Bourbon’s pee?

Am I playing Witcher 3? Why the fuck am I always broke?

What is the pace chaser strategy for CM3 besides not running it? I want to believe that stacking a billion mid-race skills could be enough to get into second place in time for Pasa's unique to be useful . . .

>>539230525
they have a private session in the executive boardroom where they watch every race from every anon in these threads and laugh at them as they rig them to fail

>>539230612
Borrows and the stars from the 3 daily shops add up

>>539230147
the trailer that got 4 important horses pulled out and almost killed the franchise before it was born

Should I just accept that I have to use my Seiun Sky the next CM?
I don't think I can make Curren Chan work...

>>539230707
I burned through Golshi monies so quickly

>>539230140
If you play the JP version you could get one RIGHT NOW

>>539230563
I like her body proportions

>>539230007
That scene with Rudolf and Oguri actually caused outrage among owners, and they almost pulled away from the project.

Early Uma was looked like pure, unfettered ASS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry7RUQfi7QU

It's actually miracle what we ended up receiving and it blowing up in Japan (and later in global)

when are they going to accelerate rewards again i am drying up over here

hai haiii
seiun sky deiiisu

>>539226514
It's great innit

>>539227668
this one is room with Urara active
I will post webm of me overtaking EVERYONE with a white mid-race skill later

Mayano's ult is literally non-functioning

>>539230614
pasa is good for this,but you change her position.
Gonna need 7 sparks in front + an ispiration for it though. Also seiun inheritable

there are two umas you can possibly borrow for this. Getting groundworks is a bitch

633724884426
745727426583

>>539230306
Better luck next time, umadacchi!

I am Top Class now niggers
You better watch your tone when talking to me

>>539226243
I want Dia to look at my penis like that

>>539230608
Why would get drunk from drinking robot oil trainer-san?

>>539230961
LLMFAO jogging simulator

>>539230306
If it's any consolation, this happened to me in taurus, and I steamrolled B finals.
It should be even easier this time because even 1 win from group B qualifies. Anyone who can win 2/5 in group A will probably distance their opposition.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO WAY TO SEARCH VETERAN UMAS BY SKILL NAME
i have 200 of them where the fuck is my groundwork

now what?

Why the fuck is Stego cute

>>539230529
>skin outbreak

>>539228706
Urara is disabled here so it's just a normal race

>people unironically asking AI
It's literally the gaslight machine.

is it 600 stam with or without gold recovery?

>>539231167
You have to write it down somewhere once you get it, unfortunately. Make a list.

How do I know if my parent is good enough

>>539231167
If it was up your ass you’d know

only taurus platinum title holder are allowed below this post. titlelet need not reply

>>539231038
Thanks but I asked about Pace Chasers. I'm well aware that building front runners is absolute cancer.

when you use condoms instead of going raw

>>539231186
What is the max follow count?

>>539231337
400 stamina with Uma2 lvl 6

>>539231435
1000 followers, 55 following
the boost you buy with friend points only affects your following cap

>>539231457
>D mile
no thanks

>>539231403
>no breasts
If only she had them.

>>539231403
Oh yeah? I’ll show you! *creampies Suzuka*

>>539230961
It's actually incredible how they turned the game around. I think they were genuinely shocked at the blowback

>>539231370
Basically if you still love them despite their very human failings they were good enough.

>>539231370
You still go visit them every once in awhile no?

>>539231390
Its not too bad, i just gave you good parents to inherit that give you a front half the time.

Does groundwork have to be 3 green skills? Why can't I substitute in a focus or prudent positionin, I'm aware early lead procs too late to matter.

>>539230725
>4 important horses pulled out
which ones from the trailer pulled out?

The team trials put me over 1500 carats so I pulled.
I ended up getting all repeats and the star fragments weren't enough to push anyone to 3 stars.
I guess it's progress.

>>539231773
focus is the only other early skill that procs right out of the gate and it's a wit check
so for groundwork to activate while relying on focus, you'd be relying on two wit checks to pass

>>539231370
do they meet your goals and min 150 affinity? only you can decide what effort is worth it.

>>539231797
>F2Pchad impulse 10-pulling
What a sad existence

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>539231527
Skill issue

>>539231794
King Kamehameha, one of the most prolific sires of moder times
Orfevre, Golshi's brother, triple crown winner and came second in the arc 2 years in a row, now back with a redesign
Buena Vista, Special Week's daughter and mother of Daring Tact, now back with a redesign
and most importantly Deep Impact, considered the new coming of Jesus before the doping incident

>>539231370
Useful skill sparks that you need (like Grounded and green skills for this CM), preferably 3-2*
Pink spark that you want, either distance or style, but people prefer distance sparks, as is getting S distance spark is key for building a competitive horse. Turf is universally decent.
2* or better useful Blue Spark (Stam or Power, maybe Speed), but you can opt out to ignore them if you have a good deck or desperate enough.
Scenario spark, which is URA finale, you really want it, but it's mostly treated as a cherry on top, with shit RNG to get it.
Good affinity compatibility with your horse, and also parent/grandparents preferably want to run same G1 races to bruteforce additional affinity.

>>539231858
idunno, I want at least 2 green sparks per career plus groundwork. I have 3 groundwork sparks, around 7 green ones.

>>539232263
>Grounded

does this game have a designated footslut
asking for a friend

>>539231897
I need Narita Brian and Biwa Hiyahide to get double circle affinity and I don't think they're coming up as a special banner in the future.
I must horse around until I get lucky.

>>539232310
Well you'll have to do ace runs and see how much you like your luck. Like Witgod usually suggested rolling for 2 blue and 2-3 desired white and pair that with a guest with 3-4 of desired sparks on the parent

>>539223167
This has to be why my 1200/1200 horse sometimes loses to ones with less stats.

>>539231008
JPGODs
please explain this phenomenon
why is No.6 Golshi allowed to put this shit

>>539232346
Fuck me sideways, I meant Groundwork.

This is why I fucking despise h*mans

lovey dovey sex with daring tact

>>539232593
>60fps
enjoy your ban charlie
>>539232645
you as well

fuck man, she's probably going to mcfucking kill herself after this one

>>539232593
speed skills bypass pace down mode, that's it

>>539232631
Why is she making that face

>>539232745
i will impregnate this bird as well

>>539231794
>>539232196

>>539232645
That was fast...

>>539232593
Thats nothing. Feast your eyes on this.
https://files.catbox.moe/zf892n.mp4

>>539232461
>I need A and B for 150 affinity rather than 149 so I'll impulse pull constantly
>I also don't think they'll ever be rerun in the future despite xmas Biwa on Feb 9, the all uma banner on March 11 and Brian's rerun on Aug 8
Honestly if you're impatient and want to gamble, I would recommend buying the monthly pack and using daily pulls but you're too much of an inpatient negro to stick to it so you'll end up with a worse gambling addiction and the same credit score as an eastern african.

>>539232631
I try to rush her to green affinity during junior year+. Haven't missed her NY year event so far in 10+ runs.

>>539232196
>Deep Impact, considered the new coming of Jesus before the doping incident
Seems that it left a lasting impact hehehehe

>>539232645
I love tacto so much it's unreal

are there any CM3 spreadsheets?

The only bad thing about gutmaxxing is that the abilities you get from them are shit

>>539232645
wao

>>539233040
yeah
*unspreads sheets*