Thread 536450318

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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

apparently rednu said inherited u=ma2 is very good for the next CM?

I guess he's making overconfident bricked newbies for me to luckshit into but still, fuck that guy

>>536450318 (OP)
finally a based OP

>>536450318 (OP)
What's /uma/s excuse?

for the finals is it better to go:
2 debuffers 1 ace
or
2 aces 1 debuffer

i think teio SUCKS

IS IT WHALE HOURS?

>>536450438
my cock

Brian love

This but its Grass Wonder wearing the American flag bikini

Should I run Rob Roy or Top Cun as my 3rd Stam card for CM2?

what is with western """artists""" taking the cutest thing you've ever seen and turning it into soulless unattractive blobs?

>>536450434
2 ace 1 dominator I think

>>536450428
i didn't prepare

Soon

MORE BELOVED THAN ANYONE, STRONGER THAN EVERYONE, IT IS OGURI CAP!

Let's play that one youtube game. I list 6 Umas and you have to rank them from going top to bottom one at a time. Once you rank a girl, you cannot change it.

Super Creek

Maruzensky

Grass Wonder

Mihono Bourbon

Special Week

Taiki Shuttle

>staring at my 1LB sweep knowing there's zero good support banners for like 9 months
This feels so fucking grim

Are there at least free support pulls coming up at some point?

Every day until you like it

>>536450438
mcqueen pussy

>>536450504
MARVELOUS

Haughty Torenas get corrected

Where are the Gemini Cup guides....

>>536450491
modern "creatives" are unironically soulless so all tehy can do is steal or copy or destroy, not create.
to top it off all they have is tumblr tier garbage art that they copy because anime is ICKY

>>536450428
who's that and what do his air groove and grass wonder look like

>>536450510
B A C D E F

>>536450510
5
4
1
2
6
3

>>536450149
I still think they played it way too safe for not making her like that. Personality wise it would have fit better, but again that could have backfire...

https://youtu.be/sGrNw69DPwc
Admire Groove LOVE

>Expecting to get demolished on Day 2 since I barely made it past Day 1
>Get 3/5 on the first try
LET'S GOOOOO

>>536450491
supposedly it isn't even that hard to learn to draw well/competently; so I'd assume they draw ugly on purpose for shit like
>everything should be as ugly as I

Would.

>>536450434
essentially all stamlets have been filtered at this point. stamina-killing was already incredibly rare anyway. it is the age of velocity-kill.

Remind me when are the brides coming?

>>536450510
4
3
2
5
6
1

is 1200 stam + 2 gold enough for CM2 or do i really need 3 golds?

If I'm at 1.5k carrots now, will I have enough saving time for sparking on summer maru?? I'm skipping seuin sky and everything between

>>536450514
nigga just roll on the fucking riko + rice banner
i don't understand the hateboner against power cards
you have 80 free rolls on that banner btw

Youtube game?
I don't get it

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

BEST DAY OF THE WEEK IS HERE

>>536450497
would you recommend grass wonder or tachyon?

Rate day 3 of CM

>>536450510
1. taiki shuttle
2. maruzensky
3. special week
4. grass wonder
5. super creek
6. mihono bourbon

accurate enough, i guess. i'd swap 3 and 5. and though i hate taiki shuttle's yeehaw bullshit she's hot as fuck so whatever

>>536450638
They could probably do it now since they have a lot of abrasive Umas released. Just make it into a manga or something like CinGray

>>536450618
Groovy was meant to kill Goldship
Teio was choking and blocking rival umas
Asswonder won him the matches

please...
any club openings...

>>536450712
lol
lmao even

>>536450614
Grain fed American meat...

>>536450318 (OP)
King Halo should have gotten her shadowroll bandage like Brian did

>>536450434
If I lost the finals because my 1 ace got blocked I think I'd throw myself out a window

>>536450491
They learn by imitating western animation which I don't think translates all that well
Agnes looks pretty good though

>>536450531
I HATE it
But my penis loves it

>>536450803
does he show their builds anywhere?

Now this is menhera kino

>>536450725
>Power cards
you need to get to 1200 speed on all competitive content in this game
In 50% of it, you need to make it to 4 digit stam

There really isn't room for power cards most of the time unless you're doing mile/sprint tournaments

>>536450481
Rob Roy wins just by having some initial friendship. But if you wondered beyond that, they're similar enough where you have preference of wanting Top Cun's skill point bonus or Rob Roy's stamina point bonus.

For G1s that are mutually exclusive like Derby and Oaks which one should I be choosing? Should I always take the one with more fans? I'm already prioritizing the year restricted G1s over the either year ones.

>>536450749
Pure debuffer they can both do it
Tachy if you want to have an ace + dominator

Personally, outside of the cm I’ve been farming umas for the Sunday races
And I stole your faster urara gif-it’s mine now

>>536450491
>Tried to give each one a different face shape
Western artists try to put their spin because they think they have to be unique.
Anime girls have already been perfect.

>300 hours in
>made it to class 6 already
>tfw still no 9 star uma of my own let alone get a 3 spark
What the actual niggery fuck is this game. I swear im going to curbstomp nigger heads if my next 10 runs do not get me a 3 blue spark. My account seed is fucking bricked, I'm convinced im better off buying accounts with ready to use parents than spending it on banners.

>>536450881
Not sure maybe during he race showcase. I just looked at the final match and fucked off

Long grind is gonna be rough. I need to get that 3* stam turf/long oguri asap. Or get really lucky procs on my 5 ura finale lines...

Taiki has become my favorite.
Can't wait for the Mile CM so I can train her to BTFO everybody.

>>536450712
>2 months
Eh probably if you got the monthly pack

>>536450712
japfags said you average one pity every 2-3 months or something. this is assuming you complete dailies, do events, maintain at least class 5 (class 6 is braindead easy atm), and the gibs. you can still grab summer maru from the anniversary banner that contains all the units to that point if you whiff.

>>536450021
Why do you think she's called Main Canon Wife?

>>536450683
~4 days. Already building a miler deck to run my Air Groove in CM3

>>536450768
Shit.

>>536450491
why did they make dantsu fat here????

>>536450981
what deck are you running

*debuffs you*

>>536450853
Idk considering I'm the retard WITCAP guy everyone kept saying PLEASE GET IN MY GROUP I'm quite happy about group B, I didn't even think I'd make it past placements

...

>>536450725
Is the Riko card the Tazuna of the new scenario?

>>536450885
Wh-What is happening here?

Damn, she was costly...
May as well finish the spark...

>>536450935
Depends what affinity you want or what sparks you want

>they are never going to get other umas to sing Mackqueen's song
Fucking shame...

>>536451087
Yes and you only need the one copy

I somehow made it to Group A without a single S rank in Medium. Umamusume is luck game

>>536450783
I mean I kind of get it because S1 wanted to play it super safe, to not tank under any circumstance, but yeah Spe should have been a hothead.

YOU STUPID FUCKING HORS

>>536451087
riko is supposedly better than tazuna due to the fact that you can use her in more than 1 scenario

>>536451076
UMA MUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>536451083
Normal Sunday

>>536451178
Special week? More like Special Needs

*blocks your path*

>>536450885
cygods I kneel

>>536450318 (OP)
You kept the image I sent breadmaker, domo.

Related, Just got Banchos hot springs (boing boing) - I'm so bias but my favorite hot springs now. She tells a brief heartfelt story about how Biwa is the source of her taped nose. Right in the feels.

>>536450396
>according to gametora the inherited version heals the same as a white skill
What the fuck is he smoking?

so what's the meta for the next cm? after doing this one i honestly really don't feel like tryhard raising more umas. i assume maruzensky parent and gold ship ace are still gonna be very prevalent?

Stay Gold has an aura around her, she most likely smells like ass

>>536451150
thats the whole point of it being mcqueen's song

>>536450491
dantsus weirdly fat but its clearly just umas drawn in the artists style. Don't be a fucking faggot

>>536451179
Why can't you even use Tazuna for more than one scenario? Does she get sent to America like Suzuka did in the anime?

>>536451273
maruzensky is useless in cm2, goldship ace and taishin will ace will be prevalent in the final rounds.

why is she so fucking CUTE?!

>>536451275
You wouldn't fuck a homeless woman who sniffs her own shit would you?

>>536451083
made for

>>536450885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDolByhXVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie7ieGwZlws

>>536450896
>In 50% of it, you need to make it to 4 digit stam
this isn't even true outside of 2 CM cups
in fact once aoharu comes out you probably wont even need stam anymore because riko just shits out stam so just roll your own 0lb riko and run rice + vodka

>>536451273
Next CM is Long, so acceleration parents like Maruzensky are irrelevant. Goldship and Narita Taishin are still top aces though.
After that it's Mile, so it'll be Oguri again.

>>536451275
all horses smell like ass bro. you ever actually interact with one? all they do is shit and then trot around in it

>>536451218
i'll simply queue at a different time.

>>536451353
Even a smelly hobo can be cute!

>>536451275
I gotta say, 90% of the later-released umas have really shitty design.

>>536450725
supposedly power cards never really enter usage and actually only get worst as guts gets buffed.

wtf bros i made it to the finals

>>536451275
The only cool midget.
No, Tamamo isn't cool because she has small dick.

You have 10 seconds to name the 3 best sings from this game.

>>536451083
genuinely doesnt have enough porn

it seems like there's still not much sweatlord in round 2

>>536451273
anything with stamina bonus + innate heals is good

>>536451364
Horse milk?

>2 runs at reset, only 50% winrate
>2 runs now, back to 80% winrate
Seems so obvious what to do tomorrow

>>536451275
What is the estimate that she will be in Global?
I think the hobo totally-not-kinos-journey-expy look is pretty neat

>>536451372
>actually a yandere
no shit she's getting so much fanarts

>>536451179
>>536451158
Her events seem really good for stamina. You can get 100+ stamina for free from her events alone

>>536451347
>>536451376
why is maruzensky no good? final corner is usually right around late race even on long tracks so the acceleration should still be good

>>536451129
Could you explain it like I'm retarded even though I'm not?

>>536451487
seems.

>>536450712
honestly probably not unless we get several gibs. She's Oct 12th so very little time. If you retain, are in A+ club, do dailies and everything... MAYBE, but might only end up at 20k by then i'm too lazy to math

updated cuz i put suzuka in the wrong place

>>536451406
no lies
where are the uma designers at so I can write them a complaint in google translate

Would she allow a shimaidon with Stay Gold or disembowel you for suggesting it

>>536451372
>>536450885

>>536451458
stego is also said to have a small penis... being a dicklet causes bad temperament after all

>got a follower with mlb'd super creek
>star umamusume G

How much do these accs go for?

>>536450725
>you have 80 free rolls on that banner btw
gaslighting or trve?

>>536451275
imagine the sex

>>536451593
now we are talking

Heh, time to lose.

>>536451624
No way, I dont believe it... NOOOOOO

>>536451663
$10-20

>>536451551
If you want to build affinity for a parent you win the same races as the grandparent
If you are just looking for certain white sparks, focus on those races

>>536451496
she just got added as an NPC in JP an hour ago so maybe in 2030

>>536450853
Amusing part about Grass' Ass fetishization is, is it literally just because of the 'ass' in 'grass'?

>>536451663
back during the kitasan days MLB kita accounts were selling for 7 dollars, 11 dollars for MLB Kita/sweep

I honestly regret not buying one now

I have a small micro penis.
Which uma is for me?

ez

>>536451539
on kyoto 3200m umas will start accelerating around the 2460m mark. redshift will proc on the 4th corner, but by then your uma will already have reached max speed, making it useless in this race.

>>536451593
oguri has 5 million mood downs though

>>536451610
she's the type of uma that don't like to sure, in fact most won't do it

Level with me, bros. Is my beloved Tachyon gonna make it? Please ignore the distance skills, it was all I could afford at the end.

Too many people in the open league running umas with SS in speed but dogshit numbers for the other stats, all got defeated by my Spe-chan who doesn't even have an A stat.

>>536451747
wasn't it because Grass Wonder had obesity issues and so had a gigantic ass

>>536451664
Trvke

Will they change the daily borrow, or will it be 3 per day forever?

>>536451760
Unironically super creek

>>536451747
Ass Wonder. Fascination with America's Ass. Plump and curvy Ass.

>>536451729
damn you got 1k speed with only two cards, maybe I'll steal that

>>536451736
Looks like I am gonna have to post pone my suicide

>>536451118
>only 3 non-current 1/2s
Kinda depressing

>>536451771
naruhodo!

>>536451760
Tamamo Cross

>>536451785
bro if you struggle at all with ogiri's career i dunno what to tell you

>>536451813
if you're talking about CM she's at heavy risk to get cucked by debuffs with that stam, low chance of making it

if you're talking standard PVP she'll do great

>>536451813
needs more stam and power

>>536451246
he parrots
what he hears

>>536451664
it's true, everyo gets 80 to 100 free rolls every new scenario, and half and full anniversaries

>>536451930
i don't but the tier is literally called "easy but 9x mood downs." there's like 3 horses in there that belong in easy A+ instead going by your arbitrary metrics

>>536451725
I see. So I should just pick one and stick with it unless career goals force me into the other.

>Run is going smoothly
>try Japanese Derby
>have stats that mog the competition easily
>Oguri somehow ended up in 7th place
>She got a bane for performance on outposts
first time I have seen this happen

>>536451275
She smells like actual shit not ass bro

>try super creek career
>unavoidable 5% training failure debuff
Oh wow, how is this fun?

>>536451827
possibly, I've seen how big he [was], rip, - but I feel like it's probably still cuz of the name lol

Request an Uma and idea and I’ll see if I can get a decent sloppa

if it will get me shot it’s getting censored

>>536452009
>"No matter how much"

>Agnes tachyon has NO bonus to wit
>THE LITERAL SCIENTIST CHARACTER HAS NO BONUS WIT

>TAIKI SHUTTLE'S BIMBO ASS GETS BONUS WIT

what the fuck my B+ goldship cant win

>>536452061
Pregnant Spe-chan

>>536452061
Haru urara as forrest gump

How do I stop liking Umapyoi again?

Post your top score honse!

>>536450885
does she actually tint the screen??

someone tried to urara front me with this lmeow

>>536452061
Lovey dovey kisses with Spe

Mirror matchup for my race 5 and with two wins. I was sweating the entire time
I won

Is Teio a good parent for CM2?

How many carrots per month does this game average now that we're out of the big opening stretch?

Umas I hate
1. Mejiro McQueen
2. Special Week

That's it but man do I hate them.

Digitan LOVE
gn

>>536452282
7k

>>536452174
KIMI NO AIBO GA

>>536451275
>>536451354

stay gold is not a woman to me

>>536452174
If the reason why you hated it was because it was too popular, there is no saving you.

>>536452269
good job f2p bwo

>>536452061
Urara lifting_own_clothes and showing her bra or underwear

>>536452269
Absolutely fucking soulless lobby

>>536451372
global when? my dick is rocking hard right now

>>536452340
I hated it because it sounded like maple syrup covered in powdered sugar topped with sprinkles on a kirpsy kreme donut.

>>536452282
Daiwa is such a beautiful horse with great breast shape but somehow subhumans always draw her in the most disgusting way conceivable to man.

>>536452320
>7k a month
>when a spark is 30k
Maybe I'm used too more generous gacha but doesn't that seem... hysterically stingy? You just have to play the game without ever touching the gacha system for damn-near a quarter of a year to assure yourself one single uma?

>>536451930
>>536451932

Thanks, I feel extremely retarded every time I look at my cards. Shit's not clicking at all for me.

>>536452326
why does he go back???

>>536452408
It was kino. I faced myself and won. I am a stronger trainer for going through it

>>536452358
Does McQueen stays as the MC for the main story?

>>536452061
Top cun wearing a reverse bunny suit with pasties covering her nipples and pussy

RUDOLF JUST GIVE ME SUBDUED PACE CHASERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>536452504
god horses are disgusting animals in terms of hygiene

>>536452196
Yes

>>536451725
I really don't get it.
How the fuck can affinity be based on races won when you haven't done a god damn race when a career starts?

>>536452465
not only is it a japanese gacha, it's a fucking cygames gacha. it's surprising we don't have to pay a monthly subscription to access the game.

>>536452465
Better choose carefully, we know all upcoming banners

i have a negative winrate against debuffers

>>536452174
Listen to Tracen Ondo a bunch

I'm starting racemaxxing, how are the whites on this one

thoughts?

>>536452648
awesome

>>536452605
I'm dumb but if you win medium/turf/w/e g1, and your horse is oriented for medium/long, you get affinity. That why dirt parents are hard right now

>>536452597
>all those skill points
what the fuck is this what awaits us?

>>536452613
I thought Dragalia was generous?

But it... lost....

>>536452605
For when they're a parent to their granparent

>>536452594
>>536452506
to be fair these type of horses are also fucked to hell, literally

>>536452663
none

>>536452613
Umapass soon

>>536452724
hot

>>536452648
Fuck

shouldve used those big boobs to help you run stupid

>>536452663
suzuka? sexo sexo

>>536452465
It is yeah, for comparison Blue Archive gives you half a spark a month, 12k.

bwos.... i couldnt even get to b rank finals...

>>536452597
bros i'm scared.....

>>536452465
This is a japanese gacha and cyjew is the most stingy of them all. Shitty rate ups and needing mlb to make support cards usable. No 50/50 or even increased rate up after 80 rolls or something. I hate the japanese.

>>536452792
Just keep breeding Umas to pass those sparks down

gogo triace!!!

>>536452643
>Song literally starts out with uma beating the fertility drum while carrying their captive trainers up to the mating grounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2MLBGo_su8

>>536452061
Hishi and Brian wrestling.

Grandparent #1 done
The trials continue

>>536449313 (me)
2/5 in all four attempts lmao, oh well, got another day to try at least.

>>536452786
I can not wait for the Umapass. I will literally put money on it if it means I can get more Carats to get into Sparking range, and some SR card chances.

>>536451830
I think it gets up to like 5 or 15 or something?

I made it to Group A finals. See you guys at the finals!

>>536453007
Bwo, your blue sparks?

>>536453007
lmaoo you are not even close

what the FUCK are they saying

>>536452465
You can point it out as much as you want (and it's true) but it's a moot point because the whales of this game take a strange pride in these prices

Convo usually goes as follows:
>wow this seems overpriced/stingy/slow gibs
>UHHH WHAT ABOUT HOYOVERSE SLOP
>someone gives example of a dozen korean gachas that are significantly more generous
>LMAO THOSE GAMES ARE SHIT

Rinse and repeat, either you accept it or move on since its not like cyjews is ever changing, but any anon ITT that defends this is retarded

>>536453007
I don't get it

>>536452687
>>536452739
I guess I'm just retarded because I still don't understand

>>536453062
Good luck anon

>>536452975
just umapyoi-ing peacefully

Is there not a free daily draw for the Uma's starting tomorrow for 6 days?

>>536452465
Just like a Cykagames moment

brown dust 2 is the best gacha game i played desu in terms of gibs you get to free pull everyday

>>536453007
BASED

>>536452174
spam legend changer for a few hours

>>536452594
anon 90% of animals are "Gross" because humans have completely made up standards of beauty/cleanliness

there's a reason fertilizer has poop in it

>>536453163
Thats how they get you
Eversoul is built around pulling dozens of dupes with free rolls every day
The catch is that its an autobattler, therefore shit

>>536453125
Just read the breeding guide in the Google doc and look at the gametora compatibility tool

>>536453007
those sparks fucking suck

>>536453007
Huh? Where is your straightaway spurt? I assume that matikane is the grandparent for your trainee gold ship

>>536451760
super creek

>>536453091
even the daily pack is hard to justify buying, Pokemon Masters EX gives you a full 10 roll of premium for 3 bucks and you can spend it on premium banners that let you pick your trainer
Blue archive for less than the price of the daily pack of Uma you can also buy a select ticket
and the Steam prices for Uma dont go down like theirs. Its very hard to justify throwing money at this game.

>missing subdued pace chaser
:(

>>536451760
Teio.

I went 3/5 in my first races and thought I was getting too cocky with my 37/40 wins in round 1.
Went 14/15 afterwards. I'm ready for the finals.

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>536453007
>Mediocre pinks
>Awful blues
>Existent greens
>Half-good whites
Mmmmmmm

>>536453091
Mihoyo can afford it only because they cater to the most casual of retards. South Korea never truly lasts long enough to have anything exist. For Japan it's much more of a niche thing that ends up gaining popularity. Uma makes shit tons of money even if it's not from the Gacha it's usually from the Merchandise they pedal.

I am not going to excuse the price but I do think the Umapass with more daily Carats and free draws will help a lot. Especially if it's Basic, Premium and DX Tier.

HOW DO I COPE IF I DON'T EVEN GET B AIEEEEEEE I HATE CM I HATE CM YADA YADA

>>536453331
Wit???????

buying a real race horse is cheaper than whaling for umas

>>536452786
>>536453031
did the gaslight general finally trick me or is umapass an actual thing

>>536453125
What seriru’s latest video about sparks for a summarized version

>>536453331
its ok youre not really doing much with that Wit anyway.

one day they'll be known as cygenerous

witlets got so used to winning without 1k wit they are going to find out soon enough how powerful wit is in the upcoming cms and why fm was shilled

>>536453258
Umamusume is also an autobattler.

do the CM tickets reset at day reset or when CM refreshes hours later

>>536453087
>you ate your sister in the womb? thas crazy!

>>536453494
Use your fucking tickets!

>>536453091
i like how people wondered how cygames made so much money and then you check their store prices and it easily makes sense

>>536453457
I have several MLB wit cards and LB1 FM so I am ready for the wit meta

>>536453091
honestly these shop entries are even funnier to me

because like imagine dropping IRL currency on a game and you still can't do a single pull

>>536453362
>battle pass
As long as it gives you tons of carats and resources, I would gladly buy it every month

>>536452465
internet said after year one its 15k per month

>There was a rough calculation from Japanese trainer but generally I can get on average 16k monthly. I had a discussion with another trainer on Twitter and they attested that they can get 20k monthly.

>That's if you absolutely do everything including the competitive event on middling competitive level, but not including draw tickets you can get from competitive and story events.

another one

>For year 2024 I spark 8 times, this is 2 times of uma and 6 times of support card.

>Some guy on youtube count you got like 250k per year and 200 ticket for each.

>One first year I remember it lower than 20k per month, I think for passive should be 10-15k per month. Becuase I remember I had like 100k after spark kita banner 2 times which should be align.

>>536453505
she has nice legs though

Explain the wit meta

>>536453407
>>536453442
Anons, you do know the difference in proc rate between 500 and 600 is 3%?

>>536453494
hours later

>>536453321
It's a bit different model.
Whales take pride in how much they spend apparently so it's targeting them more.

Why is she like this...

>>536453578
>$1 daily pulls
Very good value

>>536450853
>>536451747
>>536451865
I want this heavy looking caboose to dominate my dick..

>>536453286
Late Surger Matikane. Thats what I can do with the tools I have
>>536453359
Alright then post your grandparent or parent im curious

>>536453321
To be fair Pokemon is gigantic. They can afford to be generous as well as Dragon Ball. Those merch sell gangbusters and the people will obviously pay into it due to those just being huge franchises. For Blue Archive, they do it because they do not have the ability to command a higher price or a premium for what they offer. Uma can and they do because it's a full 3D game, it has high production values and it also has a full time Anime studio with Merchandise. Main problem is they need to offer an alternative, if it's a Subscription with Basic(10$) Premium (15$) and DX (25$) and also a Battle Pass for extra stuff I would be happy.

>>536453535
i'm trying to gauge if i can use them after borrows reset so i can try to strengthen my team
>>536453610
thanks. then my remaining ticket will wait until i fail to roll S medium 3 times

LARGE UMA ASS

>>536453593
if you are brocked, you're brocked
uma musume is wit game

If I'm qualified for the final round I still run? I have 2 tickets left.

>>536453415
Anons shouldn't whale unless they are getting that streaming money and upload pics and story cut scenes to the net. Anons should buy a real horse with their money.

>>536453714
Yeah, it's free rewards

>>536453418
They put a battlepass in Granblue so people are expecting them to put one in Uma at some point

>>536453587
>not accounting for accelerated schedule

>>536453714
you get carats for winning, as long as you win once you already break even iirc, and tickets are free so you do the math

>>536453662
I cant wait to get bride maruzensky on global

>>536453583
I think that is what I am saying like get me close to Spark range with more Daily Carats, Resources(Monies/SP). A huge bonus would be more tickets for SR/SSR depending on how high people go up on the Battle Pass and Subscriptions.

>>536453714
Run with jobbers, to fill the finals with shitters for easy titles for everyone.

> Can't decide which uma to use for next CM
I guess I'm just gonna be training quite a few long umas

>>536453608
What about the difference between 1200 wit?

>>536453389
Rice buds...

>>536453714
just run and win once and quit, or just quit right away for gibs speedrun

the ONLY thing worth irl money in this game is the free uma voucher (including the summer one later on) The free support one is too shit since 70% of the support cards are garbage and you need dupes anyway

>b-but the daily carrot pack
yeah great so you can roll 3 times and get jack shit since the base rates in uma are garbage too

Guaranteed Uma is the -only- thing worth it

WTF is happening?

>>536453841
how does the finals even work? is it just 1 single race?

Oh thank Christ it didn't cost an arm and a leg

>>536453686
Pokemon and DB are just huge and made their money decades ago, they are institutional at this point. I thought BA does it because of the odds controversy from years back that almost killed the series?

>>536453983
the horse has arrived

>>536436770
If it isn't accelerated, you will suffer pre-solved meta for longer. You can only choose one.

>>536453983
jpnikki what is supposed to happen
can you die lol

>>536453983
>wit is still dogshit even in turbo powecreep JP days

If my Uma's Legacies have more than one 3* Distance spark is it more likely to be rolled on during inspiration events?

>>536453906
Only 10% (82 vs 92), you can't even get to 100%. Its more important to click your hints than spam wit.

>>536453983
don't you have your own thread

Should I sub out special week for tachyon? A dominator ace seems intriguing but would I have to try to get both medium S and late A on her?

>>536454152
kys
JPggas are welcome

>Trying guts ryan
>It went even worse, didn't even clear finals
This fucking bitch has NO FRIENDS FUCK

>>536454104
Do NOT fuck mentally ill hors.

>>536454029
Also got a bonus before that. Now I'm struggling on if I should get Dream Journey or Fine Motion or Tanino Gimlet....

>>536453983
Post something in english bro maybe we can tell

>>536453983
>what if career, but depending on your character the game genre changes?
>>536454152
you will never get your team back

>>536454130
>wit is still dogshit
>jp era of maxing out all stats
Smoothbrained bro...

>>536454218
No they are not. They're all fucking shitposting schizos.

>>536454193
S style doesn't matter that much it's just for everything but skills (ie. positioning decision making)

>>536454137
yes

>>536453750
>watching Kaela (Vtuber) get Superchats just so she can waste them all on stream rolling for her umas and cards
>smug ass has an 80% win rate
I wish I could get money out of streaming myself gambling

>>536450318 (OP)
Wonder what was her canonical event that turned her from a cute bubbly kid into a no-nonsense "I must crush everybody" ultra instinct predator.

which uma has the smelliest socks

>>536454152
Not your thread

>>536454152
JP bros are always welcome as long as they dont blatantly hate global for no reason

>>536454240
At least they aren't browns who post
>UUHH I WANT TO PUT MY BENIS IN BAGINAAA

>>536454029
>>536454227
I cant read these

>>536454240
But enough about yourself

>>536453418
3 years so 1.5 years our time

>>536454228
>>536454240
>seaturd trying to make people fight each other again
OH BOY JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!

>>536453983
Don't worry about it
>starts at senior inherit
Just make sure you got the stamina.

>>536454230
It's funny how her career has a trigger warning menu at the start.

>>536454240
wrong, we are all umadacchis here.

>>536452504
>Tail Held High

>Missing 1 speed
>No Medium
This is still my best horse so far bros, now time to watch her get destroyed in CM

>>536454323
Wait you have to have brown skin to have a sex drive?

Is the next CM also gonna have G*ldship and Og*ri everywhere?

>sometimes my Uma just trips and dies for no reason
cool game....

>>536454341
How can you not read the big NEW, do you not read english?

>>536454381
Spooky

>>536454390
what is wrong with her?

>look at all upcoming trainees
>nobody I want except Fine Motion
The fuck do I do? Just save for like 6 months?

>>536453685
>matikane is the trainee
Uh, ok but ideally for the grandparent you want to have the white skills you want, at least 2* blue and 2* pink for the stat and distance you want. Repeat this too for the parent.

>>536454227
is that inu

>>536454448
>long race
yeah

>>536454223
>spiraling madness is in english

>>536454390
DOES IT!? That's hilarious if true.

>>536454308
That's exactly what they do to us though

i should just play the new imas game instead
it's more generous and basically the same game anyway....

>>536454486
Her jockey married a ningen woman.

Fucking hell, my golshi keeps jobbing to vastly inferior umas, like shit that is barely even A rank. This doesn't bode well for the finals.

>>536451275
Stay Gold looks like she got that permanent iconic Uma -_- face, but her eyes are actually open.

>>536454448
Next CM is all goldship, CM after that is all oguri.

>>536454046
I think there is a misconception in the public eye for BA. Yes there is tons of posters, people who draw fanart, but it's not as successful as everyone thinks it is. Nexon might be on the verge of killing it, and I need to remind everyone. Nexon is very infamous for killing things if they underperform even just a little.

I can't make a pace chaser that isn't shit bwos. Pic related is probably my best attempt and it isn't cutting the mustard

>>536454448
golship 100%

there will be a little less ogiri because she isnt as good in long (but youll still see her since you can just throw sparks at her)

youll see a bit more rudolph/mcqueen

>>536454446
What kind of bra is gentildonna wearing for her tits to defy gravity like that?

>literal trash Golshi teleports to the end
>My team gets 2 3 4 INCLUDING MY NATURE
This fucking game is so shit sometimes. Glad I already qualified.

>>536454308
Its that one autist. We've been battling him since the start. We are trying to find a way to get rid of him. He is not as bad as the anon who got booted from the Cygames event at Delmar though. That guy forgot he wasn't on 4chan IRL.

>>536454502
imagine this thing, fighting against Goldships, Naritas, and maybe even Oguris
Thats why

>>536454493
you have poor taste but yes

>>536454552
okay little grubber dont you have a homo dick to suck

>>536454227
dog spotted!
>>536454515
>said the brown guy notorious for shit posting

so whats this exactly, reverse aura farming? goddamn shes cute

>>536454390
>trigger warning this woman is considered horror for russians
>>536454223
If not fuck then why crazy is hot?
>>536454486
Her jockey was the fault that she's a crazy woman. Dude wanted to escape with the horse and never leave her.

>>536454503
NTR CUTE!

>>536454670
>says others have shit taste
>posts retarded hag

>>536454593
ultra pushup bras are a thing, look at 90% of onlyfans thots

Is it worth bringing the Air Groove SR card on my Fukukitaru spark runs so I have a chance of getting a Groundwork spark too?

>>536454710
>this woman is considered horror for russians
elaborate

>>536452168
This is actually a good idea anon, sorry I’m not knowledgeable enough to pull it off well yet

>>536452581
every request was too vague so I just had her state of emotion be wondering if she’ll be a mature adult enough if she wears this, most attempts were way too lewd

>>536454223
I WILL fuck the crazy women

Do debuffers even work in team trials?

>played because cute anime horse girls
>caught myself doing spreadsheets and dozens of tabs opened for horse details/info
>realize its a lot more work than my actual job
>too late to back out because i got MLB Kitasan Black as a f2p
what do?

>>536454763
If you want

i want to run 2 pace chasers in the next CM or even 3 to maximize the chance of them taking lead. What are the best umas for this? I'm thinking Agnes, Creek and Anime McQueen. Maybe Biwa is an option?

>>536454808
scale your autism back

>>536454808
play casually, you dont have to try so hard to the point of exhaustion.

>>536454528
I thought that was a serious crime at Tracen? I know umas aren't to be trifled with.

>>536454724
My beautiful wife isn't retarded!

>>536454808
if you got MLB sweep, all-in on the autism

if you have MLB sweep and 1lb or better creek, become a whale

if you only have your kita, realize it's not enough and go casual

>>536454207
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX WITH GRASS-CHAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>536454798
No, you want horses to place high for more points.

>>536454798
Technically yes in the sense they proc a lot of skills, in reality no as they cause no discernable difference in performance + you also lose the placement bonuses because your debuffer will never be in a good position and will never win

>>536454808
you really don't need to be spreadsheeting shit, just click the dopamine buttons

>>536454137
Yes but remember that parent legacies have double the chance to be rolled

>>536454808
Take a step back and play casually
Or keep going until you're fully burnt out

Jesus this uma is not okay

https://litter.catbox.moe/c5qgbaho1gumj9pu.mp4

>>536454773
>>536452061
Please see if you can get King halo embarrassed in an unfortunate outfit accident and covering her tits and umanko with her hands
Or maybe just naked

>>536454808
I need to come up with a way to organize my stuff better myself.
I can't keep track of what uma has what sparks.

>>536454390
>>536454513
they had the same thing for Orferve and Transcens career because both mention the 2011 earthquake

>>536454808
You have to make way for challenge runs anon. Try a speedrun.

Thats pretty good no?

will i succeed in winning the arima kinen? or will oguri fall and die

i'm gonna have nightmares with this

>>536454891
>if you got MLB sweep, all-in on the autism
nta but getting MLB kita, sweep, manhattan and eishin basically killed me. Doing as many careers as possible daily is more rewarding now because they're harder to botch even if I opt for worse blue inheritance for red ones

Since finals is a single race are those here who ran debuffers converting to triple ace or are you betting everything on your 1 uma?

>>536455019
>front
what

>>536454980
is the story actually good or only the yandere fetishists enjoy this horse

>>536454995
How about you piss off?

>>536455019
I won btw

>>536454980
Just like my visual novels!

>>536454891
Is sweep -really- that good sometimes i feel like she gets glazed a bit

she can give you charming just as much at 0LB

>>536454980
Looks like typical horse behaviour to me.

>>536455050
Holy fucking cancer teams

>>536455135
Im gonna glaze Tokai Tighthole

>>536454952
I never knew that, thanks for the info.

>>536454980
i can fix her

>>536454980
why does uma have 2hu hat

DO NOT QUEUE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>536455054
Im a bit confused, why did they "kill" you if your careers go better and are more rewarding?

>>536455059
I've been running double/triple ace, but golshi is the only one that has a non-negligible win rate.

Behead those who insult the King.

>>536454765
anon references MiSide game made by Russian devs.

>>536454952
Nta but I’d like to know if it’s worth farming grandparents for maximum compatibility or if it’s more trouble than it’s worth (as in you can get the sparks you want with low compatibility anyway)

For example since Golshi loves McQueen and Biwa, would you want a biwa & McQueen parent for say Maruzensky, and then you can pass Maru’s unique to golshi with all the sparks being extra likely to trigger?

>>536455238
yeah I got destroyed too haha...

>>536455093
No, sorry

>>536452786
Tamamo is Jewish HUH

>>536455002
lmao alright
>>536454980
>funny horse gacha
>has a horror uma
its only missing a dead ending lmao

What are some good parents for CM2?

>>536454773
>tits too big
Ah, must be one of those cuck AI safeguards. Good effort tho

>>536455059
I have only one good ace so I am all in on her.

>>536450428
I don't play video games for a living.

https://www.bilibili.com/opus/1103493324498534403
>>536454765
miside

5 guts card 1 creek is core for next cm

>>536455291
Cross sounds very christian to me

>>536455059
i don't run debuffers but if RNG allows it I'm going to make a top ace with only 1 gold recovery or none in favor of as many accel & speed skills as possible. I'm just going to gamble on debuffers getting dropped and build an ace that stands above all others.
>>536455247
i've done way too many careers since CM started. At least 10 TP juice spent. I've been at home playing uma so much people are asking if i'm ok

>>536454980
Its fine as long as she doesn't attack the other members of the team, attack my ningen colleagues (at least wear a disguise), or break into my house and put trackers on my car. I don't mind her following me.

>>536455267
>>536455373
Ah. Hoped for hors lore.

>>536455315
You posted him

>>536455019
>front
huh?

>>536455059
I'm not running debuffs because it's unethical

>>536455238
idk, im winning all my races so far

>>536455019
>front
PEAK
CAP EVEN

>>536455541
what am i looking at here?

>>536455686
all those skills are must-have for CM2

>>536454980
Duh she's Still in Love
https://t.bilibili.com/1104218817496612888

>>536454980
Yeah I can fix her

>>536454486
IIRC, her jockey joked about wanting to run away and marry this horse, and fans labeled him as a perv for that. Said horse also became mentally unstable after losing some important races, and fans speculated it's because her jockey got a girlfriend around this period. Her lineage also had a notorious horse with temper issues, and she was inbred close to a dangerous degree.

>>536455541
post code cutie

Thanks Step Gacha usually you're a fucking scam but you turned out all right for once.

>>536454995
>a first-rate uma having an accident like that

have this for now
I know I have that already somewhere but I’ll have to find it

>>536455541
not 3 star spurt is a brick

Golshi deserves everything coming to her.

Ok if I don't care about CM2 and just wanna get some parents with groundwork in preparation for SS autism, who should I use?

cuuuuuute

>>536455796
too much nearco in the blood is dangerous

>>536454808
The only spreadsheet I do is keeping track of how many times I click facilities so I don't fuck up and accidentally end up starting level 4 speed training by February Senior Year, don't know what you're doing, but chill, homie.

what a weirdo horse, my uma would never ra

>>536454980
>5 years before global gets her AND Stego
i hate it

>>536455274
Farming grandparents for max compatibility is I think the JP meta now because they want multiple white sparks. You want those white sparks to trigger. I think they even plan from the grandparent of the grandparent. If you want to use gold ship you want straightaway spurt and you can only get it from Taishin or the Hishi Amazon card. Better to pass it from legacies. It’s easier if your whole line has that spark

>>536450318 (OP)
is there a website with recommended races for each horse?

>>536455896
That's my fuarking KING

>>536453981
Yes, agreed, sure, whatever. However, sex

>>536450510
What youtube game?

>>536454980
>literally bites your neck at the very first encounter
>comes to your door the next morning (forma de non schizo)
>spams "aishiteru" in the 4th fucking chara story episode
At last I truly see....

>>536455916
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

Trust in her and you will have Marvelous runs tomorrow!

>Spe didn't give me Gourmand
>ura finale had no rainbows

still usable right?

POST BETS

>>536456095
>aislop

>>536455069
>>536455531
supposedly you can just slam every racer in front regardless of aptitude in career mode to avoid getting blocked and just rely on stat checking npcs. i dont believe it though.

>>536456134
NIGGAta??

>haiaku haiaku
diamonds

It's over for Tickezo.

>>536456134
all in on twinkle toes and realize sirius

>>536455969
Gametora

family

>>536456163
Good eyes

>>536456230
do legend races ever repeat?

>>536456134
1* Gu- wait a minute.

>>536454015
You get a preset race from your group. Winner takes all. No sniping.

>>536456134
Saint Antoine so we get a nun uma

>Did 15 runs today
I might need help...

uma musume is likely sponsored by big horse betting market making firms to increase the amount of casuals fun betting against their superintelligent AI algo

>>536456184
You put them in front for short runs (sprint/mile) because there is less time to overtake. No need to overtake if you are in front.

>>536456314
>good eyes
Im sorry anon but you'd have to be clinically blind not to notice.

It took SIX(6) infirmaries to cure your Night Owl, you glue...

Hi /uma/
This is my hors
I made it today
Thanks for subscribing to my blog

>>536456337
they become a permanent event

>>536454891
oh no...

>>536456269
it doesn't recommend optimal races it just has what's available.

>>536455916
Pretty dapper

>>536456431
nah people talk about doing it for med/long as well

>>536456423
>Anon still gets Bs
oh no...

She looks like a doll in her casual.

>>536456459
nice hors anon

grim

>>536456459
>only 6 good white sparks across all
>no straightaway spurt
bricked

Do I roll for more umas or save and max LB my SR cards?

>>536456461
oh thank fuck, the missing trophies were triggering my OCD(obnoxious cunt disorder).

Whats a good build for Scarlet?

>>536456576
good

Love umas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrNw69DPwc

>>536456504
Any specific reasons for these horses all being together?

>>536456504
>all the umas that come to your apartment unprompted
Kek

blud can't enjoy a franchise without constantly looking at porn of it

>>536456576
>blue archive 9k
lmao how do they get to these numbers when all of their doujins are TRASH

>Look for a Special Week MLB to prepare for next CM because I didn't finish the event in time
>Only two listed on the db, weird
>Follow one of them anyway and try a career with it
>Nine turns later, I take a closer look at the symbol
Fuck me, it was the Guts version

So in the makitane whotitaru farm that brocked god recommended what stat spark should I aim for?

>>536456134
All in on Win Carnelian

>>536456545
I'm farming CM2 white sparks...

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1LtPee4ER5
>>536456552
A very cute and docile doll

>>536456717
idk that one girl with the grin and giant tits has a lot of good ones, im not even into cunny

>>536456707
ok pervert who gets off looking at them clothed

>>536456653
They don't respect your privacy (which you have already waived with the trainer contract)

Probably a dumb question but for the support card evaluation in the OP are those (aside from kitasan who explicitly is mentioned as needing mlb) evaluated at 0* or at MLB?

>>536456184
Less chance of getting blocked in Long because there is enough time to move around. Late is usually the best for that because it requires the least amount of stam

>>536456459
Good hors anon

Someone post it.

>>536456901
Creek will be meta for long time

>>536456423
Take a breather, umadacchi.

I thought I was gonna get stomped in grade A round 2, but there's still some shitters just giving away free wins

Would the game be as popular if the uma were centaurs instead?

>>536456990
This is around the best time to queue.
Only casuals are around.

>>536450318 (OP)
Does she ever remove her nose bandage?

Reminder to sandbag your day 2 runs so as many scrubs as possible get into the finals
It's single elimination and you only get one shot so it's the best way to tip the odds in your favor

>>536456387
Funny how you already had one of these, I liked them. Thanks.
If you're still up for one last, can you do Satono Diamond or Mcqueen in a near-transparent sundress and you can see the outline of their body through the shadows?

>>536456743
Power/Stamina

>>536456980
That doesn't answer my question....

>>536457176
Creek good

>>536456576
you get DMCA'd if you make uma porn

Bros, I think my hors is broken...

>>536457008
It would be forgettable like the others anime and manga that have tried. Cute girls + animals ears = success. Anything else is failure.

>>536457008
Nop, it would be too weird for the average consumer

>>536455267
Speaking of horrors beyond russian comprehension https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV17pcVebEk1

Where's the Narita Brian nudes

>>536454891
What if I have MLB Kita, MLB Sweep, but only 0lb Super?

>>536457264
get a creek friend then

>>536457123
>yo broo just lose out on 150 carats brooo this is what jp players doo brooo let some shitters on round 3

big fucking retard lmao

>>536457008
I am a professional porn writer and even in the fetish community centaurs are extremely niche. To make matters worse they're often the recipient of lame shit like vore, unbirth, and weight gain

>>536457328
romanceslop thread
go back if you hate it

My biggest win this cup

bros I am not making it into Group A finals...

>>536457215
She's Still in Love
https://x.com/crouchingstart1/status/1959429583863697888
>>536457328
You lost or something?

>>536457313
That's what I'm doing currently, yep

>>536457226
Americans like furry stuff in their cartoons, they might like it like how they like MLP.

>>536457008
no, because no one cares about monster girls nowadays

Who's the next must pull banner

Kris S when? I need my brown autismo uma.

>>536457328
Dumping my romanceslop inside of Teio during lovey dovey Guts Training

>>536457323
>150 carats
literally nothing
you get the equivalent of 4x that if you win the finals. It's a good gamble to make

>>536457090
>>536455919
who is this?

Does this count as panty?

>>536457470
what purpose does the M82A1 serve?

>>536457125
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying bro, but here you go.

>round 1: ace bad mood, secondary bad mood, debuffer good mood
>round 2: EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD
>round 3: ace bad mood, secondary normal, debuffer great
>round 4: ace normal, secondary normal, debuffer bad
>round 5: ace good mood, secondary bad mood, debuffer normal
this shit is so fucking unfair

Are the Taurus cup finals also random mood? Is it next cup onwards where the finals is great mood only?

>post JP on global
>we love all umadacchis here :3
>post global on JP
>autistic screech
Thoughts?

>>536457545
It makes her run faster, duh!

>completely shit the bed building for this CM
>both goldship and agnes aces have shit stats but left handed/S aptitude
>forget to make a debuffer so last second make a mediocre nature
>Win 4/5 first round
>5/5 second round to finals
>all against uma's that are better than mine exponentially
This game confuses the fuck out of me

>>536457579
the seanigger is actively(shit)posting in both threads
nuff said

>>536457443
Do you really want THOSE type of furries to be the people that shapes the fanbase?

>>536457313
need Creek-mama

>>536457123
I don't need to intentionally throw races, my golshi does it for me. Lost to a 600 stam golshi.

>>536457579
I get the distinct feeling there's 1-2 faggots stirring up the beehive. You can tell because he comes here and antagonizes us and points at SEA, then goes to the JP thread and antagonizes them and points at us.

>first race of round 1
>2 oguri, gold ship, nice nature teams

>>536457536
very much so

>>536457379
You have 4 more chances tomorrow! Believe in your umas!

>>536457564
This is why you run triple ace

Playing CM without a 3* Golshi is pointless, how do I get more statues without rolling

Is she still in love with me by chance?