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>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun) Tosen Jordan (3* Alt), Curren Bouquet'dor (SSR)
>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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uma brap game

Digitan LOVE

>>543709489
This guy gets it.
Spamming gosling isn't a personality
Spamming AI slop and gooning isn't on topic

why aren't people making videos of umas with horse farting audio?

>>543709562
>Spamming gosling
At least its entertaining to laugh at these guys
AI slop is just spam, yeah.

We need a chuunibyou Uma.

soon

>>543709621
This post was fact checked and approved by Big Nige

YOU ARE NOW NOT ALLOWED TO SKIP RIKO RICE
SPARK IT

>>543709660
As funny like seeing the 10 billionth edit of that chad garbage while anon pretends to be a huge dick 1,90m lady killer.

>>543709705
coming soon

*hydrates you*

>>543709705
Biko is pretty much the same level of turboloser.

>>543692837
>No one believed me when I said there'll be 100 free pulls (NOT IN FORM OF CARATS)
I hate you niggers

>>543709705
Bro you're Tanino Gamlet?

>>543709705
that's the newma

>>543709919
i forgot how nice kindle displays look

>>543709883
I never doubted you, but I never believed you either

Scottish Oppaihonse

>>543709813
>>543709945
Manhattan cafe'a daughter right? I guess it'll he cute to see more.

>>543709864
>>543709896
Not delusional enough for me.

>>543709883
Chrono wouldn’t say this

>have boring office job
>Coworker I share most work with is super normie
>Got divorced last year
>He comes back from vacation
>Suddenly asks if I followed l'arc race
>He was never into horses
>Says that the weather made the ground really soft and that "foreign" horses struggle with it
>Ask if he bet on the l'arc race
>He said he just watched it for fun
Did my normie coworker start playing uma? How the fuck would I even ask about that? I leave all my anime stuff out of my work-life bc of HR block being super fucking annoying so it's not like he would know I play uma

This is now a Twin Turbo thread

post twin turbos

>>543709562
>gooning
You have a serious misconception about what we do around here so allow me to correct you.

>>543709896
There is nothing chuuni about her she IS the god of the destruction

>>543709883
Did JP get it too during this banner? Wasn't it during their first anniversary for them?

>>543709919
Power efficient parent farming
>>543710046
I'd fucking hope so when it's b/w
>>543709923
Why is she like this?

??? cygames?

>>543710154
2 options:
1. He's violently autistic and didn't know how else to strike up a conversation and really wanted to talk about it.
2. You look like someone who'd play Umamusume: Pretty Derby!

>>543710292
keep her like that NTR, I'm going in!

What if we also get buffed Riko on launch like KR, or am I coping too hard?

>>543710486
>>543710245
>bites him to death

>>543710418
>You look like someone who'd play Umamusume: Pretty Derby!
damn

You WILL love Oguri Cap.
You WILL roll for her meta Christmas alt.
You WILL spend your money and carats on her Cingray alt when it comes out

>>543710354
>it's real

the fuck my PC crashed and I got the 120 second cuck cooldown.

:3

>>543710559
i WILL use Holiday Oguri
But as a late surger

>>543710169
I want to grope twin turbo's twin turbos

>>543710245
Doto is an agressive horse and needs correction

>From horse farts to gooning
You guys are quick to change mood, eh

>>543710664
てめぇヤロ!

>>543709537
?!

Patiently waiting for Neo Universe

>>543710730
I really need this guy’s artist mix. I can tell he’s got ratatatat74 and krekkov but I feel like there’s someone else too.

>>543710815
yeah check this out we will go from gooning to racism
ahem

ONLY INDONESIANS LIKE YURI

>>543710815
just like women huh

>>543710418
This may have not been your intention but that second option just sank my self esteem to new lows

I cannot stop repeating this song I feel so happy every time I'm listening to it bros I fucking love uma musume
https://youtu.be/Q4J3iNW6bxA?list=RDQ4J3iNW6bxA

>>543710154
No fucking way that's a normal conversation starter unless you live in one of the few places where turf is actually popular.
>divorced
Maybe he's getting into anime now that he has spare time

>>543710354
What's the best single panel comic and why is it 'Yeppers'

are end closers really running bofa as their 2nd recovery

>>543711095
I was about to post this.
How could you take this from me.

4 and you lick your uma's neck

>>543711213
maintain the agenda

>>543711095
>>543711234

>>543711310
Based

>>543711157
just get 900 stam and you can roll with 1 gold

lateCHAD reporting in, are there any meta power cards that are must haves for late surgers in the future?

>>543711046
>There are women in this thread

>>543711213
we agendaposting now?

Finally finished Training the Trainer. Now place your bets! Who will be the lucky uma?

>single scout on umas every day
Meh.
>10x scout on cars every day
BROS

>>543711509
>10x pink slips on cars
maru's gonna FREAK

>>543711438
rice power

>>543711161
This page and her conversation with Belno spooked the shit out of me when I read the manga.

Good
Good...

>>543710354
How did we go from "mister" in Priconne EN to this?

>>543711449
reminds me of this cunt

>>543711438
>Power cards
>Meta

>>543711234
just gotta convince her it's part of a ritual

Guys will say "I have no preferences" and have his team look like this

>>543711471
7 and you get rice shower'd

>>543711690
Preference: Generic?

>>543710354
DIRECTOR GET DOWN

>>543710154
>>Suddenly asks if I followed l'arc race
Have you ever mentioned horse racing at work in the past? If not then that’s definitely a sign that you’re not hiding your powerlevel well enough.

>>543711234
>>543711727

Imagine if this was a speed card instead. Such a missed opportunity.

>>543711047
For your sake I hope it's just an autist who didn't find anyone else to talk about horse racing with.

>>543711603
It didn't spook me or anything, but man was it a nice lil twist surprise, didn't expected that.

>>543710331
We used to strictly following JP, but it's seems that they changed plan beginning from the increased carats gain. We're getting daily 10 for half anniversary like Taiwan server now.

>>543711642
Yes. i've been running trial runs for leo cup and notice my 900 power summerzensky btfos all the other ones who have it at 600-700

>>543711234
Sirius probably just licks me back.

>>543711642
>he doesn't know

I'm not feeling very MARVELOUS today

HOLY FUCK I CANNOT WAIT FOR AOHARU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>543711438
This one and the Tamamo card are the only ones that come to mind.

>>543711093
nta but you're wildly underestimating just how boring some jobs can be. you'll just start talking to coworker about fucking anything

I've gotten 20 carats from TT today I'm getting nervous.

>>543711234
But this is exactly what she wants...

>>543711727
>>543711817
Not today, Matikanefukukitaru! I'm more than happy with this. At least it wasn't a repeat (or Rice Shower).

>>543711052
>>543711161
>>543711832

>>543711234
If she licks me back I might die

What does Bakushin even mean?

>>543711798
I don't recall what sort of small talk I do when I try to fit in with the office normies. Maybe some comments a log while ago when I played on JP server? Been in the company for a while.
>>543711827
I mean it beats the soccer he usually talked about and having to feign interest to not make work awkward.
>>543712117
We have days where we spend like 4hours just copy pasting shit from one excel table to a different one. It is agony. Pays well enough though

>>543711234
ah

>>543711052
AMERICA

>>543712485
Baku = fast
Shin = run

>Guidance and Friends
>misclick top
>no right handed
Maybe I should give up and avoid the inevitable Medium S Turf S and Groundwork sparks during senior year

>>543712360
Enjoy your vacation

>>543711690
Only Dantsu is good, the rest are shit

>>543712607
Would

Gentildonchan any taikobros here

I don't have Teio, Cap, Taiki, Rudolph McQueen or Rice shower. How valuable is the 3* ticket pack for me?

I LOVE CM4!!!!!! TRIUMPHANT PULSE DOMINATOR DOMINATOR HESITANT FRONTRUNNER HESISTANT PACE CHASER RED PARTICLES EVERYWHERE DEBUFF DEBUFF MURMUR ALL SEEING EYES ADVENTURE OF 564 KEEN EYE GROUNDWORK GROUNDWORK WIT GAME UMAMUSUME 1200 STAMINA 3 GOLD RECOVERY BUY IRON WILL TO PROC GROUNDWORK AOHARU IS IN THE FINALS WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE PAY TO WIN FREE TO PLAY JP VET TW VET KR VET CHINA PROPAGANDA I PUT 1000 UMAMUSUME PLAYERS IN A ROOM FOR 24 HOURS

So you call yourself an Uma fan, can you name every race your Oshi has been to? No cheating

>>543712607
/uma/ singing umapyoi when?

>>543712717
AYO WHERE ALL DA WHITE UMAS AT!?

>got nothing
It's over, bros

>>543712860
This anon didn't get medium S

>>543711690
I don't get it? Like I'd say titties flaunting but that only regards the latter 3.

>>543711234
[...]

>>543712860
You're scaring me.

>>543712627
Never give up Ayabe bro

>>543712943
>no skirt
garbage

>>543712818
None because the pack doesn't let you chose who you want and you might just get someone you already have

>>543712860
Spoken like a fag that can’t hit 950 STAM with 2 gold recoveries.

>>543712860
This but unironically

>>543712117
>you'll just start talking to coworker about fucking anything
But watching horse races is uncommon in the first place. Unless anon is a frenchman I can't see why his coworker would stumble upon L'arc by pure chance instead of his own country's local races.
>weather made the ground really soft and that "foreign" horses struggle with it
You just know he was rooting for Japan.

>>543712694
Fuck off Pokke

>one fucking hour
https://youtu.be/uzg8p1u-Mv0

buy
an
ad
you
filthy
brown

>>543713417
tl;dr, anything new or just s.maru and debuffer shilling?

>>543713539
its a youtuber dude they're all slinging the same shit with no room results to go off of

I'm starting to hate my Sweep card, she never gives rainbows

I’ve traded cm4 grinding for event grinding because idgaf

>>543713689
But CM4 grinding will naturally give you event grinding as well

>>543712860
I say this but unironically, debuffs don't belong in CM, is the same as using shotguns in fps. Takes no skill.

>>543711690
This makes me realize there's no titty monster rep on Dirt. I guess Forever Young will be one once she gets to the game. The horse is 560kg+ irl (considering boobs and height of an Uma are usually based on their irl size and weight)

>>543710154
literally just ask "have you heard about umamusume" and make yourself a friend.

I dont care about pulls
Give me the fucking QoL

PRO GUIDE OUT!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzg8p1u-Mv0

>>543713303
old ladies are scary

Gorudo Shippu

>>543713417
I want to yap and make ad dollars too what qualifications do I need

>>543713061
>no Groundwork
Could be worse I guess

>>543713417
did witgod's video make him seethe again?

>>543713765
Cute and canon.

>>543713539
stamina debuffs are fake

How much medium sparks do I need to bring Bakushin from Medium G to Medium A

>>543713868
What qol specifically? I can only name 5 borrows a day and auto team trial clear

god I want to impregnate chibi oguri

>>543713765
>Hugging in public
Slut

>>543711825
>friendship bonus alone outshine training effectiveness of at least 2 cards together
godamn

>>543712717
I played it at a convention with my brother. It was fun, I can see the appeal.

forever my kingu

>>543714249
Wtf?

>>543712681
nuh uh

>>543714160
G aptitudes work differently. It will only raise up to C even if you give her max amount (18 stars) of medium spark at the start of career , B and A aptitude can only be reach if you proc it during inspiration events

>>543710559
Yada.

>>543712360
>>543714526
>I once DARED to post an ON TOPIC war thunder screenshot that showed the april 1st pony event
>got banned STAT for it only minutes later
>this guy gets away posting MULTIPLE straight up MLP images
its okay when ""they"" do it

thoughts on the goldship photobook

i think oguri looks bland and her le fat schtick isn't funny either
she's CRAP

>543714693
holy fucking SLOP! kill yourself pretty please browny

>>543714671
I'm Italian not Jewish anon.

>>543714727
"its over" goldship...

Is Oguri wife material?

>>543714727
my thoughts are honse

>>543714813
but she loves (you)

buy an ad

>>543714871
If you like being poor

where are the CM scrims you funkers

>15 more careers
God I wish you could run this race more than once

>>543715075
I don't even have 1 ace yet and I am barely 1/3 done cataloging my vets.

>>543714871
yes, she get jealous from her own fucking plushie and doesn't let you buy one

>>543715017
Everyone loves me.

D:

>>543714920
this guy literally just copies shit off the korean wiki, stretches what was two paragraphs over the course of an entire hour with his genuinely disgusting babbling snorting snot up his nose, then charges people money for it.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>543715064
I want to take care of Oguri

>>543714727
It should come with a flip book of some of his sperg outs

>>543715227
Cute

>>543715180
what's her problem

>>543715227
enjoy your bank acc being constantly empty then

which bot are you guys using to breed your aces

>>543711690
Yeah that's my team

>0 carrots
>0 Doto
Pity is like 50 pulls away, kill me

>>543715180
wow...

>>543715307
stop bringing real world shit into the unmaverse

>>543715384
That looks like it is going to be me real soon. Going to have to resort to THAT.

>4 spd cards
>none sit on spd
what did cygames meant by this?

>>543715205
whats the korean wiki?

>>543715307
She can't eat THAT much. I'll just fill her up with a shit ton of cheap rice with some nicer things as a chaser...

>>543715384
*laughs*

haha she eats A LOT
get it? hehe

I want to play uma musume pretty derby but my account is at 10 TP.

Huh what the fuck 10 free pulls everyday and it lasts for 10 days? That must be a fucking typo no way it's real.

Did they release any fan titles after 100m in JP?

>>543715407
>thong strap bare hips and belly

>>543715647
Bwo, your 100+ TP pots..??

haha she rapes A LOT
get it? hehe

>>543715739
I only have like 10 left and I'm not using them for a comfy run.

>>543711993
What banner are we getting that daily 10 free pulls

>>543715697
that always bothered me, thong strap is kinda out of character for oguri. she's not sexy.

>>543715503
go away sperglord
>>543715590
>She can't eat THAT much.
Even her mother had problems with her, and Ogu was a child then...

>>543715180
needs correction

I'm so hungry i could eat a Hishi Amazon

>>543715673
Apparently that was JP anni rewards from the first onward, the first half anni had gotten one daily pull not a tenner

>>543715840
>she's not sexy
wrong

>>543714727
he is very majestic
is there somewhere I can see all the pictures?

>>543715384
Surely you have THAT

>>543711690
Woah those are my favorites in one pic.

>>543715575
Namuwiki has lots of articles on Umamusume, poorly MTL'd into English for your reading pleasure.

>>543715558
>>543715891
I already bought one of the discount big packs, I'm not doing it again

>>543714727
it was pretty good but i don't think the two page spread of his erect horse cock was needed, same for the poster

Which ones better? One needs to pass a double stam recovery check and has sfv the other has S medium and more bells and whistles but min stam and no sfv.

>>543715673
Wait, that's insane. But I can't wait to be unlucky and get absolutely nothing

>>543713861
More like Forever Sex! Wowza

>>543715867
goodness gracious she's naked underneath her uniform!

>>543710354
Kek are the xitterfags having a meltdown with this one?

WEH

>>543715821
Bro, how are you planning to farm the next event that will need at least 920k event points for the support card LB shards?

SPECIAL WEEK
FUCK YOU RUINING MY RUN
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>543711234
LET ME LICK NICE NATURE

I like how she has a ponytail again to represent her Kasamatsu days

Cowtsu Flame.

>>543715840
>>543715697
Oguri should be embarrassed whenever she sluts it up

>>543716301
>I like how she has a ponytail again
she never should've lost it

>>543716214
WE~I!

>>543715821
Honestly, how? I've been playing very actively and got over 300m fans and even I still have like 90 pots left.

>>543716301
Doesn’t it kinda look like March’s G1 outfit too?

>>543715683
nyo

>>543709883
Is that really 100 free pulls? The news article only says 10x free pulls starting from 6th Nov, it doesn't say until when.

>>543716301
Kitahara is a lucky guy

>>543716312
Made for nursing handjobs with lact.

>>543716547
Damn.. I thought for sure they would've added a 1 billion title or something stupid like that.

>>543716214
>>543716379
Sex with He-- you know the line shut up

>>543715880
>the first half anni had gotten one daily pull not a tenner
It did happen to TW ver. Surprised they're doing the same for global since different publishers.

I'm not getting enough meaningful data from CM test rooms... do I really have to install hackeranon's plugin?

>get higher stats than usual
>cyjew fun detector activates and sucks up all rainbows in senior year

What makes Triumphant extra good on Leo course? Is there a specific reason? (its generically good, but many are saying its top tier for leo)

Unlike many uniques, theres no real gamble with triumphant besides the wit check

>>543716379
What kind of music does she listen too?

>>543715180
Happy birthday trainer!

>>543716379
>>543716785
Forgive me. WE~I!

>>543716993
>increases rainbow chances when below 30 energy
>decent stats at senior year decreases rainbows
>wits and guts priority increases after Tenno spring
Fuck you cygames

>>543716060
I have bad luck running anything under 500 wit, and I think rolling on 2 accel ults with Pulse will garner better results despite the lack of S. I've also never been impressed with Speed Star, but that's a personal bias.

>>543717181
She canonically DJs at a club so whatever music gets played there

>>543713417
I can't watch this video because of this faggot and his loser ass fucking voice. Does he actually know what he's talking about or is he just working off his hazy memory from 4 years ago?

>>543716423
During Gemini cup I went a bit overboard.

>>543716225
Playing casually should work for me, I have a job too btw so I'm not a neet...

>>543713417
listened to this at 1.5x speed on 3rd monitor and here's what i can remember that i haven't seen shilled in other videos before
sub 400 witlets not allowed anymore for all positions
speed debuffs probably stronger than stam debuffs
hybrid ace/debuffers are not as good as full aces or full debuffers, not enough sp
non-groundwork fronts are cope and aren't viable
fronts can survive with 850 + 1 gold
global front meta is looking overall weaker/less common compared to tw/kr due to accelerated schedule
midgame skills are growing in importance for all positions
front runner meta is "solved" by smaru + oguri + neicha (his paywalled vid)
above loses to non-front dominator spam
rates teio roja fairly high???
daiwa scarlet can be a potential blocker
brian, rice, fuji somewhat viable

Cafe drugged my coffee

>>543717484
again?

>>543717281
As somebody who makes sound posts with this persons art and just putting music. I haven't done Helios and Palmer yet because I have no idea what kind of music to use. DJ club music is very vague in general because its depending on the theme of the club.

>try to make a taiki groundwork parent
>loses every goal race
>dont get the groundwork from hints or inspiration
i cri
this is hell

>>543717484
you have to be strict with her or else she'll keep doing it

>>543716993
>Getting a good 3 speed rainbow during summer with bikini hag
>This is on the same turn you can do the Radio Nikkei Sho
I should be pissed that I'm turning away easy skill points, but then it turns out doing that training is one of only four good trainings I get with her in a run. Balancing stats and skills with this horse is an experience.

>>543717484
Just drink HERS

>>543717803
>justin turbo

>>543717782
But that's exactly what she wants me to do. She knows that I know that my cup is poisoned so I would chose the cup she wants to drink. But actually its that cup that is poisoned so I chose my own cup.

>>543717963
>just in turbo

>>543717636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yoXImi01c0

>>543718184
this sounds awful and only Palmer's midriff saved it

It's weird seeing teh 100 pulls on riko being real when so many told me it wasnt
>inb4 1 of either if i'm lucky...

Rape Cafe Posters

>>543717278
Thanks, I sorta had the same feeling but she never wins any matches if her own ult doesn't go off anyway so I could never tell.

>>543718184
I forgot dubstep exists. I got it now.

>>543718308
>Palmer saved it
many suc hcases

>>543715673
>>543716797
>>543716118
What banner is that?

is phonk related to dubstep?

>>543718550
Riko banner

>seiun sky
>redshift + shooting
>no groundwork
How stupid is this idea

>>543717446
i have been running red teio in rooms. her unique skill activates consistently, which is something that her unique skill is not supposed to be able to do. you can also use her as a late surger and get two recoveries with miraculous step, although it almost always activates a little bit early.

>>543716797
Huh. They need that player retention with the accel schedules, makes sense

I’m ready for the onsen sex scenario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2xzN7hjIew

>>543718661
Everyone is getting free MLB R Rikos
All the debate if you should pull or not is thrown out the window

>>543718676
why are you even using seiun sky at that point? are you gonna run her as pace too?

>failed 2% training
>failed charm puncture
>fourth place derby
>one speed card not orange
I hate this run already

>>543718676
shooting requires for her to be 3rd place
shooting activates AFTER marus activate their A&S
don't take SFV

>>543718606
At best I would call it a cheap imitation

>>543718825
I'm kinda tempted to.. I had a relatively late AxS activation on one of the practice rooms and ended up winning

>>543718816
No, there's still debate on if you should go for the spark or not.

its been a long while since I got the acupuncturist, did they patch her out lol

>>543718806
Any idea when it comes out?

>>543718921
I just got her but my Oguri choked on the year 3 summer

>>543718905
>there's still debate
Maybe in your troon discord lmao. Haha gottem.

Any chance we get the mass roulette roll half anni?

>>543718927
Livestream on the 28th where they’ll announce all the stuff including the new alts (probably transcend and wonder acute). The scenario should be out soon after that

https://www.youtube.com/live/0OFpPINIscg

I can live with this.

>>543709621
OH YEAH SURE BUD
I HAD 3 FRONT RUNNERS WITH GROUNDWORK, THH, A&S, VICTORIA, SPARKLY STARDOM, PoC, ETC AND STILL CAME IN 3RD IN THE FINALS TO A PACE AND END CLOSER FUCK YOU I'M STILL MAD.

>>543718838
MCQUEEN PLEASE
ILL LET UOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME JUST STOP FAILING TRAININGS

>>543718806
sex with my bro and her granny!

I am sorry guys, I eyaculated with Agnes Tachyon.

>S turf S medium
>support cards shit the bed and fuck my stats up
This is actual torture

>>543717181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-KgUxN2B8 there's a whole remix album

>>543719178
We know, Cafe

>>543719190
GO AGAIN

>>543718905
just use the carat/pull calculator. If you didnt pull for summer maru, you have a pretty good chance to spark both riko rice and kitasan rerun banner

>>543718816
Just kidding, I don't actually know.

>>543719178
Same

>>543719096
>4 (FOUR) ACCELS

>>543709547
Hot

Is everyone getting free MLB R Rikos due to retention issues or successful Summer Maruzensky sales

>>543719178
problem?

>>543717446
>Daiwa Scarlet can be a potential blocker
I can see that, I tried running her with S. Maru cause I need two fronts but she decided to overtake Maru right before A&S proc because of her unique

I installed the race parser. There's barely any max speed difference between a 1200 speed Medium S Pace and Front, they just heavily differ in positioning. You really need to be sniffing the front runner's ass if you want to run a pace chaser.

McQueen is way too for (You)
I want to be with Natie…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhcdfFmeiGI
>those fucking lyrics
And to think there are still n*ngen scum out there saying umas shouldn’t be with their trainers

>>543720102
I want to dick down Mackween

Where did you guys thought all the EBT money was going to?
Israel?
No.

Straight to Cygames, turns out getting them to agree on 10 pulls a day was a lot cheaper than you'd think.

i don't want to do a race today, tell danchou i'll be back tomorrow

>made countless Summer Special Week to try and get better stamina
>none have given me the combo of stats and/or distance
>and the only one that consistently wins in the one I made a day ago

I get going late is still gambling, but am I overthinking the stamina requirement?

First time seeing the Director on the pull animation

>>543720137
what japanese is this in?

>>543720156
She doesn’t see you as her trainer anymore. It’s over

Fan runs are pretty neat. I'm flooded with skill points so I can just buy whatever I want

Special Wife..
>>543720102
>obligation to date her
There’s no choice to decline, huh

its been like 30+ runs and they're all 1* blue sparks. can i even use them for grandparents or are they just glue?

>>543720241
>but am I overthinking the stamina requirement?
Worst case scenario the 1200 wit naties decide to all lowroll their positioning check and shotgun you with gold stam debuffs. You should have enough stamina to survive 2 murmurs because you will move up and possibly get hit by All-Seeing Eyes in the late-race.

>>543720296
so direct, so for (you)

>STOP whatever you're doing right now, there's a sale!
>connecting...
>click click
>connecting
>another fucking sale
Dogshit design desu

>>543719264
>>543719507
>>543719801
yes
she is premium medium, literally
yet now I see her as a mommy, as the most fertile woman in UMA
It's not fair, she isn't stacked neither has a large bottom

>>543720371
Fuck forgot my picture

>>543720371
>do a single roll in Doto banner
>eclipse first the rest nowhere
>picrel
MCQUEEN WHY
I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU

>>543720221
Umasumi gentle wife

>>543719096
I had a Taiki kick my ass during Taurus and I hope your Taiki does it to me and others as well.

>you can only buy either a 3* Uma or SSR banner
why the fuck do they not want you to spend more

>>543720241
As late, I have seen them gas out at the goal if they have 700 stam and only 1 gold, so 700 stam, 1 gold and 1 white should be the minimum I guess.
Another gold would account for debuffers but good players are bringing speed debuffer hybrids so that Spechud SHOULD be fine.

>>543720564
>I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU
You don't get to choose

>>543720439
Figured as much. So far I’ve really run out of stamina once and usually I can contest Oguri or Maruzensky if I get a good angle at the final stretch then gamble the late skills for the win

>>543720681
>>543720564

>>543720215
Oh SNAP
We be getting free Rice

>>543720809
WHY IS HER FAT SO BIG

>>543720809
Mackie is so cute and tiny

>Only managed to make one okay Ace since Cancer Cup ended
>Now you're telling me that she might be obsolete because Cygames in their infinite wisdom might make it so Aoharu will happen during CM4

>>543720640
real? i assumed you could buy each individually

>>543720647
I've seen my late Brian gas out right before the end with 800 stamina + 1 gold and 2 naties in the room. Sometimes you need just a little more

>>543720564
She is CUTE

>>543720809
this is what the optimal female body looks like

>>543720960
my cancer finals had a winning SMaru so there's definitely going to be a lot of autists speedrunning Aoharu just for a slight edge

>>543720809
>>543720681
>>543720997
The worst part? She’s my statistically strongest uma

>>543721132
>Strongest
>Not even 12k
Very cute!

>>543721184
I’m trying my best

>>543720435
Depends on if the pink, whites, and applicable ults are that good. I'm using an 8* Medium legacy even though each uma in it has 1* wit but I can get Medium S 4 out of 5 runs and the main parent a 1* Tachyon kek has 2* Groundwork to help the guest legacy give me a total of 10* Groundwork with some extra greens.

>>543721184
I've made exactly one A+ horse in about 200 runs

>>543721302
I bet if you told me what you were doing to consistently have A ranks. It wouldn't be any different from what im doing. I only have 3 A rank horses to my name. Everything is B+.

>>543721050
I'm one of those autists, and I will do it again.

>>543720960
>Aoharu will happen during CM4
I've barely made a single half-assed ace.

>>543721132
My strongest vet is my first Tickezo at 11351. It's so fucking over.

>>543720997
>>543720809
>>543720681
>>543720564
So FLAT

SO FUCKING FLAT

>>543721442
I run all crown related races (meds and longs), then focus entirely on 4 speed 2stam/2power depending on what I need. Then I use legacies of either stam or power, that way I have all my bases covered

>>543721532
I'd call you a faggot but Smaru was surprisingly not that strong in cancer so you were probably gonna beat whoever you did beat with anything else

>>543720989
Summer Spe’s ultimate is essentially a gold recovery that’s reliant on being at least 6th midway, with the catch is that it’s doesn’t give a speed boost (yet).

>>543721584
Pregnancy can fix that

>>543720809
Ojousamas shouldn't wear micro bikinis

>>543720564
>>543721132
Mejiro owned anon

>>543719096
is there any point in having angling on a pace, you will literally never proc it if there is an even mid frontrunner, gambling on a no front match is even more insane than trying to win the lottery at this point.

>>543722085
On practice rooms my solo front always gets overtaken by a pace right before late race

It's disheartening to see my horses gets thrashed in TT ever since I started approaching A rank, and I only get around 380k points for it. How do I get better?

21671101
49368172
leo

Does S Maru really need 2 gold recovery skills at 850 stamina

>>543722171
then don't run solo fronts baka

>>543721902
Who SHOULD wear micro bikinis?

give me ALL MEJIRO MCQUEEN MICRO BIKINI PICTURES

Fuck you damn cow

>>543722645
Now this is a lust provoking image

>>543722712
why does this FAT FUCK behaves like an egirl

Dogs

Are there cards that give Fast Learner?

>>543722270
You have to make a lot of speed/wit horses from sprint to mile and give them a bunch of gold skills because you get points for skills procing.
But Unity Cup will be out soon and TT will reset for it.

>>543722402
All modest umas

91635631

CM room. Gonna test a weird comp

front def seems to have a tough time this course. My brian is pretty good pace but im still surprised i beat this sky by 2 1/2L
rip my s.maru

>>543722402
All flat chested umas

So they can get mogged harder.

Longest streak I can go without visiting /uma/ or playing uma musume while awake is 3 hours. I think I have a problem

Were the servers been affected by that amazon cloud thing? I’ve barely been able to connect since it happened.

>>543722085
I had absolutely nothing else to buy. That seemed more useful than pace savvy 2 or a nav skill. I would have preferred getting a pulse hint but alas, can't always get what you want.

>>543723325
Let me guess, groundwork but only 2 greens? Even the debut NPC umas know better.

Delicious

>>543720809
Honestly a shame that McQueen got turned into a little girl just so her rivalry with Teio wouldn't look so off with a Goldship sized body.

>>543716248
It's uncanny the utter lack of dog in her.

She always underperforms

ningen woman pussy is niceee, ningen pussy thight and juicy uuuooooooh

>>543723047
>Big butt
>Tiny tits
What's this body type called

IKZE

>>543723643
no one says this aoi

>>543723715
DDO NOT post umas in GOLDEN bikinis

>>543723715
pear

>>543723715
Lust provoking.

>>543720997
What's going on in McQueen's head for her tail to wag like a dog's...

>>543723568
Pitasan...

Extremely tempted to just run silly shit for CM4. Because of course I'd get Turf and Medium S just fucking around. And a Creek scenario record...

>>543724107
do NOT

s-s-sir... your doto overtook too late into the late race and did absolutely nothing again...

>>543723715
ideal

>>543723715
Blessed

>>543724081
looks good though
>L7, hydrate
would probably have been better to grab an extra inherited unique unless flowery maneuver is that bad

>>543724107
Continue.

this retards got 4th in her mating race...
she's lucky she's pretty or I'd be upset

I HATE THESE NIGGERS WE ARE ALL GONNA GET GULAG'D BY POSTING GOLDEN BIKINIS

Pls dont rape me and Doto

>>543724032
Yes

>>543724341
>mating race

>>543724379
EXPLODE

>>543724081
if u had shooting for victory or some speed skill at the end, it could have been nice, but this is great enough. You got more than effective 900 power, that's a good advantage in this CM by raw stats alone

WEH

>>543724341
mating race...?

>>543724379
Die die explode explode

how often do the umas get groped in crowded trains?

>>543724634
>stamlet

>>543724320
It's not BAD bad, but given a "normal" race that doesn't have six front runners, Flowery will be a velocity/final corner/overtake kinda skill (basically Shooting Star or McQueen's). On Late Surgers and End Closers (back half of the pack) it becomes an accel skill and I've been taking it over Pump. It fucks.
>>543724573
TY. She gets a carrot for if I can't make anything better.

Reminder for trainers that closing your door is useless

>>543724316
chiyono is for headpats, not sex!

CM lobby room
15073459

>>543724708
none, because the umas are ones doing the groping

I personally do not like Kitasan Black, however I still enjoyed season 3 of the anime since I watch anime on 3x speed and I got so turn on by the way Kitasan was panting when she was past her prime. Its funny in a personal way haha. Anyways lost some cute images thanks.

We gotta STOP making aces and just improve our parents for the 2 days of Aoharu grinding we get before finals.

>>543714920
Huh. People really did call it. This moron's paywalled guide really was just the Taurus meta except swap Golshi with Maru. What a hack lmao.

>>543724949
yeah no thanks im not doing that

>>543724735
Stamina debuffs are out umamusume is dominator game

>>543724735
>he fell for the meme

>win the oka sho
>can't go for the second tiara cuz bakushin has to run in Ningen stakes
>the last tiara is a medium
bakushin can't into the triple tiara

>>543723715
Grass, you're insulting Japan with your big American ass! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

I personally do not like Kitasan Black, however I still enjoyed season 3 of the anime since I watch anime on 3x speed and I got so turn on by the way Kitasan was panting when she was past her prime. Its funny in a personal way haha. Anyways lost some cute images thanks.

you guys were NOT supposed to see that

>>543711234
anything for Hishi

>fails 79% Power Training
>fails a 97% Stamina Training

Hishi seems feisty and powerful but folds like paper...

>>543725120
>Rumors have been going around about how to summon a sex demon. This is a peek into the nights of two girls who decided to try the ritual themselves

>>543725120
okay but what's the doujin name please and thankies

>>543724949
>Surely cygames won't release Kitasan with 0.5% rates
>Surely cygames won't release smaru before CM3 finals
>Surely cygames won't release aoharu before CM4 finals
They can't keep getting away with it

Should I? Or should I get more velocity skills instead?

>>543724880
>TMO
based

Umm this victory pose is kinda lewd

>>543724634
>no turf S
glue

>>543725295
>Surely Cygames won't give us free 10 pulls on Riko Rice

>>543725448
Cant beleive Teio got mogged so hard

>>543724949
im not using fronts, there's nothing for me to grind

>>543724634
It's ASS, I'm afraid.

>>543724880
Top 3, and it’s summer Maru. Oh boy this is going to be a fun CM

huh how did she get so much speed

>>543725624
don't doubt the speedGOD

Kitasex

I'M TOO DUMB FOR PARENT BUILDING WHY DID I START A GAME THAT NEEDED 150 IQ NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543725624
I see your "how did she get so much speed" and raise you "Rudolf how the FUCK did you get so much stamina?!"
Training succeeded btw

>>543725448
How do even they let her on the turf with that lewd racing outfit

15735077 CM4

>>543725582
based operachad

where can I book tickets for the Satono Island?

Yes. Kitasan is very sexy can we get over this

>>543725582
>powerlet turflet front can still podium
I HATE this game

HOLY FUCK READ THIS

>>543725582
ummm MEDIUM A?

>>543725582
front doubters, our response? did we brick our account by not rolling for smaru?

>Free 100 pull on Riko Rice
Does that mean we pulling on Natie WIT?

Double Circle Front Runner Corners or Single Circle and Fast Paced?

>>543725842
fores new idles in skyrim ahh animation

>>543725582
What the hell got brought to that room that THESE are the podiums

>>543726032
ISREAL??

>>543725582
can anyone with opera confirm how strong she is, and how often does her ult activate?

>>543726181
Single and fast paced.

>>543726032
has discord ever been given codes? what about jp?

>>543725972
You don't even need any tickets you can go for free, just be outside Tracen's curfew and enjoy the kidnapping

>>543722310
I was part of the first room, I'd like to say I feel silly because I only entered my SMaru, don't have a full team set yet and you hosting and another bwo put in a full team. My bad there. Still think this was an interesting result.
>Win the Concentration gamba to proc Groundwork
>I immediately shot off the Straightaway Recovery
>But I'm battling another SMaru on the first corner and yet I pull ahead? Despite my SMaru lacking midrace skills? Ah, must be pure stats since I'm near cap speed with a little more power.
>A few debuffs went off, Natie procced ASE but I already procced A&S by that point
I have a lot to consider for team-building and refining my SMaru a little more now.

Double Circle Corners or Single Circle Corners and Corner Adept

>>543726235
Her ult is ass until it gets buffed. Almost as bad as anime Teio's, not quite as dogshit as Curren's

>>543725842
Frontrunners doko?

CM4 84028396

>>543725062
wait for MANT and do super eugenics biological modification 18*

>>543726356
>0.25m/s or 0.15 + 0.15
One can only wonder
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=634506155#gid=634506155

>>543726341
why is no one buying curvature

>>543726341
>Ah, must be pure stats since I'm near cap speed with a little more power.
Your speed stat does fuck all until late race. Early/mid race velocity is skills and random wit checks + RNG.
>your smaru is a witlet compared to the others
You won the RNG lottery congrats.

>>543714871
she will just eat the child

>>543726032
hmmm

>>543711234
>not her pits
FUCK

>>543724107
let her keep the mask, you monster

>>543723446
It feels like it, yesterday I was able to play fine on my home internet and I came home from work today to find I couldn't connect on my home internet at all.
I could play on wifi, and I have unlimited wifi on my plan so it's not that big of a deal but...fix your game, Cygames. The rest of the internet works fine for me.

>>543726554
TTD

I just had fucking 8 mood down events during a career and 3 of them were immediately after a mood up event. This shit is fucking rigged.

Green woman has requested a mandatory Hall of Fame check.
Yes, both the Bakushin and Taiki Shuttle scores were pure wit+guts+skillsloppa. They both have 20+ completely irrelevant skills.

>>543725069
How can a big butt be insulting?!

>>543726032
>2-3x boosted all sources of gems
>constant gibs
>now 10 daily pulls on top of original singles, not instead
I almost don't feel mad about the 0.5% Kita incident anymore. Can't believe cygames are actually redeeming themselves, the kmr sacrifice wasn't for nothing.

>>543726432
CM4 ROOM 70766909