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>take risks on multiple shitty stat ups with 25% fail
>no problem
>click first choice that actually matter for +60 with 5% fail
>she jobs
this game is stealth rigged

Which card is better?

Digitan LOVE

fuck tachyon

laisu

>Joining a CM room with 2
Come on man, at least throw in a junk uma or something

>>537033307 (OP)
why the girls from girlsfrontline, kantai colle, and... who is she?

3/3
OR
4/2?????

2*spd 1*guts 3* stam 8*groundwork. which uma should i loop this into to use for seiun sky legacies?

>>537033650
wahoo (an american warship)
she's from kancolle too

This is impossible.

>>537033641
no. the NPC deserves a chance to embarrass you.

>>537033408
Left if you like the hints

>>537033692
with 3/3 i always end up on unplayable umas

>>537033302
Here's the results.

theres no beating taishin lel

>>537033692
3/3 is glue city. 4/2 with stam parents is objectively the best way to train umas.

I still dont have my own 9* spark for Seiun Sky parentage and I'm started to get worried.

>>537033860
im keeping my ass in open league

>>537033692
3/2 with aoi

>>537033692
3/3 has only ever produced one okay unit for me despite lots of runs. 4/2 spits them out at a reasonable rate.

>>537033778
>no arima kinen or japan cup on the classic year
why?

>>537033778
Sure she'll job sometimes, but it's completely possible even running a trash deck for hints.

sex with

>>537033973
Because you'll do them in senior year.

>>537033703
urara. Building her for CM

Can someone tell me what stats roughly should I have for a long uma right after 1st summer so I can glue runs early if they suck?

with a single guts card rice was able to make it to 700 stamina 700 guts (overshot guts a bit on the first try)
im becoming a little hesitant on the accuracy of umalator, but otherwise ill probably be running rice after breeding her (into a frontrunner)
fo regular staminamaxxing, i think im gonna run vodka and gamble on bofa instead of gambling on mcqueen
should make careers are so much easier and the extra power might help

>>537033476
damn, Oguri will look like THAT in 10 years?

>>537033860
best my f2p ass can do desu

>4 years of foresight
>Solved game
>Nobody can agree on what's the required stam or the recommended strategy
>Guide docs contradict themselves every two lines
>Every guide maker recommends something different

>>537033860
Decks?

>>537033973
Repeat wins on the same race doesn't race affinity

>>537034127
500/500 split is the minimum.

>>537034003
Make a video of you doing 10 runs in a row and successfully completing them all at least 3 times.

>>537034185
gaslighting game

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>537034185
you rike?

>>537034125
I never get 3* turf, what is the secret?

what's the point of the claw machine?

>>537034274
Don't be retarded.

>>537034185
>Solved game, but no one knows the real answer
Based desu

>>537033778
I do that with rudolf like every run maybe except for takarazuka kinen i think
with matikashitter, idk, it's probably harder but doable

>>537034192
6 credit cards

>>537034185
More like Uma Musume: Gaslight Derby

>>537034185
Race mechanics code literally leaked so there really is no excuse for this shit.

CM2
67078235

Yet again Mackie only gives me 2*Long instead of the 3*Long I'm asking for.
See you tomorrow same time, you dumb woman.

>>537033692
>4/2
Guaranteed 1200 speed
>3/3
Not only inconsistent but I swear these runs give me the most night owls and mood downs

so... this isn't a truly random name generator tied to a random model generator, is it?

https://youtu.be/9ByRgq3dlNs?si=a2EWy9eWuKyNGjXu it's story time

>>537033374
its all server side coded, they can do whatever to fuck with your training to boost engagement

>>537034502
>>4/2
>Guaranteed 1200 speed
Oink oink.

more of this?

>>537034185
I'm unironically refurbishing my CM ace idgaf

Tannhauser

>>537034367
So it's not that easy all of a sudden?

>>537034624
Huh?

>>537034538
>Monkey man is deliberately giving me triple rainbows only when I'm out of energy
sasuga.

>>537034339
I don't know, but I realized I had these two already, so I guess, get lucky.

>>537034345
The possible stats and straightaway recovery.

bofa is legit so useless, procs on last spurt or too early IM GONNA PUKE

>>537034737
Huh? Huh?

Shut up retard.

4/2 or 3/2 and tazuna?

>>537034524
I thought the npcs were also real racehorses

>>537034185
yeah because this game is mostly just coinflipping

>>537034452
damn I got fucked. That was a nice Nature win

>>537034828
Tazuna is for inheritance runs.

>>537034529
She's so fucking adorable.

>>537034339
nta but you have an uma (uma A) that has A in turf (for me it's Smart Falcon, kek), and you run that uma until it shits out a turf spark. Then you train uma B with uma A as parent until it shits out a turf spark. Then you run uma C with umas A and B as parents until it shits out a turf spark. Repeat this process hundreds of times and you will obtain 3* turf sparks, and maybe in a lot less time.

>>537034808
Huh?

>>537033778
So what are you supposed to build on her while doing this? Or is it just to give her a giant inheritance value regardless of what's on her?

>>537034760
man dont remind me right after i chose to build bofa over cooldown
fuck it vodka is just there as a power card, im just going 2 gold recoveries with potentials

>>537034452
>neicha win
what the fuck

>>537033692
3/3 requires 18* ura finale and a double O affinity with a full MLB deck to have a chance to be good.
You do not have 9* ura finale of your own.
In fact you do not even have a 3* ura finale on a usable parent.

>>537034452
What the fuck

>>537034828
3/2 and Hishi Amazon

>>537035030
bofa and cooldown are the same thing

>>537034919
RICE A CUTE

>>537034698
>Idolizes every uma at Tracen
>Mogs the record of at least half the student body
i dont get her

>>537034141
yeah

>>537033778
I was going to criticize you for skipping the mile races, then I remembered that my only copy of Matikane is a genetic freak.

This is a Rice Shower general.

>>537035129
Sex with her and Haru Urara.

For me, it's Gold Ship.

>>537035109
I kneel, someone post the stats please, I am also planning on running Neicha as my ace.

>>537035307
sauce

>>537035353
It's my garbage meme neicha...

>>537035129
I'm rolling this card the second it shows up not because I absolutely need the card itself but because she's super cute in the artwork.

>reading guides
>watching videos
I just did the tutorial and ask the thread what to do, I believe you guys wouldn't give me false info.

>>537033476
Why did he do it?

UMA MUSUME IS LUCK GAME
JUST BRING YOUR FAVORITES

>>537035427
every sloptuber:
>longer distances mean less randomness!

>>537035114
Cooldown triggers before entering a straight, bofa triggers during one. Cooldown > bofa, but bofa is better than nothing, just inconsistent because it sometimes/often procs after the late race begins.

>gibs have completely stopped
I'll even take SR selectors at this point

why are people bringing nice nature when i said not to bring it on the title? and why did cygames not let you kick people from your own lobby

how much stamina do you lose from rushed on average?

Question: what's actually getting doubled by that thing that says double career rewards for 150 days? Is it the winner sashes?

DAIWA
SCARLETTO

>>537035614
They both have the same % chance of being wasted.

Umamusume is a luck game.

>>537034502
I'm training Golshi and want to hit 1100 stamina, but am f2p, I've never come close to SS stamina with only two stamina cards.

>>537035727
NOOOOO DON'T USE YOUR REAL TEAM WITH REAL DEBUFFERS SAARGAMES HELP

I still don't understand how white sparks work. Does having higher stars in a skill spark make it more likely to activate? or is does it just give you a higher hint lvl? same question for race sparks, do they give more stats with higher stars or is it roll chance?

Is there a way to boost bonds quickly on JP or is any of the scenarios valid to just grind away at. I just want the casual clothes.

>>537035793
skill issue

>>537035820
its cause the only counter would be bringing your own and that wastes slots to see which ace to train. no one gigves a shit

>>537035685
>days of free currency from dunking on medium length legend races with our roided CM umas
>CM gibs
>TT placement
>month is ending soon so we get club gibs

>can't even bring 2 mayanos
KUSOGE

>>537034885
Paizuri with Big Head Biwa!

>>537035841
How the fuck would we know?

>>537035841
>Globaltard footage: Blurry, low res and full of aliasing
>Japchad footage: Sharp, high res and clean image with sausage finger

Did we get the SSR ticket yet?

yeah chat I don't think I have what it takes to play this game

So, how do we deal with the Goldship problem?
The only current counterplay is to play Goldship yourself but you are no whale, your Goldship is not up to the task.
Taishin can be killed with an Urara front, but Goldship just wins.

>>537035530
Why wouldn't he do it?

>>537035614
>sometimes/often procs after the late race begins.
How is that bad? So long as you are neither overcapping nor activating after you run out of stamina it should be fine. Start of race activations are what bricks your race.

Takuto!

>>537036002
You make a good pace chaser

Post donkey ears.

>>537035925
those aren't gibs though, I worked hard and earned those carats

>>537036002
triple front

someone explain how to use the tazuna card for me

>>537035973
no one asked (You), seatard. go back to your forced JP general where you never talk about the game but your loss of grass team management.

>>537035308
Based and same.

>>537035995
have you tried pressing the buttons that lights up?

>>537036002
>how do we deal with the Goldship problem?
we don't, so if you don't want to use her just run umas you like and cope with group B.

>>537035995
oh hey look, it's last night's Golshi attempt!

>>537036120
Go on dates for free mood up / heals and click on her sometimes for a discount on energy

>>537033860
I look at these stats and it never answers the most important question: do any of them show sign of running out of stamina? 1200 with 2 gold is clearly overkill but no one knows the actual threshold needed

>>537036135
uh oh, another melty

is the answer not guts sparks?
1k stamina 600 guts has to go further than 1200 stamina 450 guts

>>537036002
unironically frontmaxx. Done properly it kills ends and lates

>>537036052
Doesn't that only work if it's a lucky pace? I'm bringing a front to cancel uraras

>>537036014
Stamina gained after the last spurt begins won't contribute to your uma's target speed; it won't actually do anything unless she runs/would run out of HP.

>>537036057
She's not a donkey don't be rude.

>>537036002
Just have more luck than the others.

>thought Stay Gold was already playable
>they still didn't release her
is this a thing in gachas?

all my homies hate rice shower

>>537036002
there's no counterplay besides the more broken umas that release later
you WILL play ze gold ship
or swipe

>>537036002
My Creek beat out Goldship last cup and she'll fucking do it again.

El pasa broke my 9*spark cherry (9 stam)..
>win the onsen with her a month ago
>takes my 9 spark virginity now
pottery

>>537036374
Stay Gold is, currently, only a support card, and only recently added for that matter. They announced her a while ago. It's just an Uma thing.

>>537036002
You need to use HER

>>537036002
Double front and pace chaser? Or triple front?

>>537036315
Then accept you will lose to endniggers

>>537036276
>click on her sometimes for a discount on energy
holy fuck this changes everything

>>537036340
Well then post looong ears instead, they are the cutest.
>>537036438
nice

>>537036304
you won't be able to cap stamina with a satisfying speed unless you paypiggu and at that point you'd rather just put your points on more speed or power so you go faster

>>537036135
Hey retard. If I participated in the JP thread about the JP game I would have known the answer to your JP game related question.

>>537036120
>>537036491
this is the case for the other pal card as well, tho the ningen feels like she gives you more energy, not sure on that tho.
>>537036595
SEX WITH HAGS(milfs)

>>537036002
You can gamble with Daiwa Scarlet. If the enemy has a weak front runner or a strong pace chaser, then she will proc her ult as the spurt starts and fly ahead of everyone. Wrosk even better if you time it with tail held high. It's very inconsistent though

>>537036595
damn, imagine the threesome

>play video game or go on the shitter
>open youtube on phone to check videos out
>click on video
>DON'T STOP DON'T STOP TILL THE FINISH
>OOOOOOH OOOOOOOHHHHH

>>537036716
Maru is a good woman.

>>537036571
i do not think you need to cap stamina with 600 guts
i am relying on umalator because i havet been able to build such an uma myself yet

>>537036135
This isn't JP faggot. We don't care about JP, we don't know about JP, we don't talk about JP, we don't think about JP.
Nobody cares about your new JP Uma, nobody cares about your new scenarios. Nobody gives a fuck. Go to your dead general or switch to Global.

>>537036456
Happy for you, I guess

>fail debut have 6x more stats than other umas
>fail another debut after that
thanks for proving that this run is glued so early

>>537036680
hot and sticky

>>537036716
hag. likely a predator.

>>537036019
Camping and hunting bears with Tacto-chan!

We are skipping her right?

How are we feeling today?

Jesus this Teio broke both of her legs in this race.
Not even Vodka got blasted this badly while running as Late

Straightaway spurt and S Long just didn't feel like appearing I guess, this fatty ate them

Who is Mayano supposed to be breeding with in this chart?

>error 102

I CANT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

>>537036928
I'm skipping everythnig until amazon

800/1200 or 1000/1000?

>>537036963
torena-san

>>537036963
me

>go shopping on the db for mlb tazzy
>found an /uma/ bro
what are the odds

>>537036930
Right makes right.

>>537036936
about that...

>>537036928
Yeah not meta enough. I always bring along creek as a stam stat stick anyway.

>>537037058
Vodka...

>>537036928
top cun's aesthetics are carried by her hair. this has less hair.

Is Taiki Shuttle the hardest uma to raise or something? I fail runs and have to clock consistently 2-3 clocks and still fail often even with stats like 800 speed, 1000 stam, 500 power, 350 guts, 370 wits. I even gave up on trying to allocate skill points for stuff I want to inherit and just tried to give her stuff like kitasan's curvature skill and I still burned 3 clocks just now and failed right at the last ura final. I tried both Front and Pace Chaser but it doesnt make a difference.

>>537037023
800 doesn't stand a chance. You might luck out with 1000.

As more umas and variants of umas get added do they retroactively show up in career mode or does it stick to just the small pool of existing ones?

>>537037038
aren't there literally like 15 clubs tied to this general? all filled? then to be selecting for the population that knows of the existence of that db, bothers to register for it, and is a paypig that actually has something worth borrowing?

>lose in team trials all the time
>train better umas
>lose even more
holy shit I am having a fucking meltdown here

when doing parent runs, should i be doing duplicate g1 (like tokyo cup in year 2 and 3) or just once?
do i need to do it in a specific year to get affinity points for my ace or does it not matter which one i win?

>>537037042
Daikichi!

>>537037331
A DOG!

Why the fuck do normalfags in open lobbies not start the race instantly? It's been 9/9 since 29m, why have you still not started it 10 minutes later dumb faggot?

Who are potential front runners? Anime McQueen and Mayano Top Gun? This is it? Mihono Bourbon?

>>537037201
short races need a lot more power. if you don't have 800 power by ura you'll have trouble

>>537037476
normal mcqueen is better than anime

>>537037467
you just sign-up and come back later bro. the results will be there, waiting for you.

you enjoy Japanese hags larping as idol horses anon

>>537037201
wit = consistency

>>537037414
Yay!

>>537036963
The best guest you can find probably

>>537035174
You wouldn't understand her agenda.

>>537036595
Damn, Oguri's mom is the town bicycle

>>537037201
shorter distances have a higher speed requirement. you can miss ura finals on a sprinter despite having 900+ speed while you'll be completely with 800 speed for medium ura.

>>537037201
I've yet to fail a run as her. She seems pretty ok, good ult if you're able to proc it (pro tip, you won't) and pretty solid growths.

Just stick her to front all run and statcheck every race. Hardest part about her is actually turning her into a viable parent with her shitty affinity.

>>537037568
I sign up for races when I've got a few minutes left till energy fills up enough for me to do TT or a career. Having to wait defeats the point

>>537035562
finally, a sexy fukukitaru...

Stupid game error threw me out when I was about to start career
When I got back in I went through the motions and realized I brought the wrong deck for my ace FUCK

>>537037201
it's a mile uma bro wtf are you putting 1000 stamina for

Shouldn't Tazuna, Marun, Rudolf and CB and similar peers stop fucking around Tracen and should have children? It can't be that hard for them, they're popular and beautiful

>>537037794
you know that you don't have to sit in the waiting room, right? you just come back to the room match menu and it'll be there to watch.

>>537037837
cute dog
think ill marry her

>>537036959
>extra tank
Anon...

Kinda fucked up that Goldship is the only singer worth a shit in Global

>>537037467
Just sign up to five races at a time. People usually start them after a few minutes, I've only had people wait the entire duration a couple of times

>>537037572
i enjoy hags period

>>537036963
Your best guess or pink spark parent is what I gathered. Every other guide explains the loop in more detail of making the grand parents which I think the line is representing what you're aiming for after the great grand parent looping

how the fuck do you guarantee 2 featured umas back to back this is bullshit 200 rolls for a spark in this economy? no way no way

>>537037815
Fuku is always an attractive uma.

>>537038029
you know how, wagie.

>>537037912
They can do whatever they want, but also cygame has a particular audience of people that will shoot up their headquarters if any female character is implied to have a relationship with anyone that isnt the trainer

>>537037949
don't fuck the dog

>>537037356
better rated umas raise your score which puts you against other peers. Look at who you're losing to is it stats or skills?

>>537037937
bwo I have 5-10 mins left until my energy fills up to start a career, I wanna pass the time seeing a race and then start my run. I don't care about the race after those 10 minutes pass.

>>537037986
>>537037631
Is ~6* really enough to consistently inherit?

does natty even work in gemini

>>537038029
this is not a problem dia can relate to cause she's loaded
pick another uma

Air Shacute

>Error code: 102
I can't even play the game!!!!
APOLOGEMS???????

>kitasan is apparently a love at first sight kind of retard
That's not good, what if she falls for a retard too

>>537038234
just be one

my wives

>>537036928
I will not roll for her because she has no soul.

>>537038234
But anon, she's already in love with (you)

>>537037950
I just realized, for some reason I thought that was one of the good whites, fuck me I guess

>>537037551
Yes but she doesn't have cooldown. What's the substitute?

no idea if anons even want this EL pasa >>537036456 but here we go, having my own 9*stam will at least give me a shot to push for cm pity about the lack of ura finals, the oguri parent I made was the only other 3 stam parent of my own so I had to compromise

>>537038179
if you're rolling for S it's the more the better even then it's still rng
his example in the simple version was try to make a good blue spark parent with the skills and mate with a guest pink

>>537038184
she is half as effective but HP is also way more important and proper amounts are harder to achieve which make her about as equally as effective.

>>537038184
Yes but you need ~850 stam + maestro to reliably hit the paces and fronts with all seeing eyes so you gotta sacrifice some of your debuff cards to build her with enough stamina

rice shower's pakatube got translated if you know how to search for it
original stream here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEWSstTeJk

>>537038319
This is a father with his son

>>537038179
Talking about a skill spark? I'm pretty sure you want the guest to have it at 3-2 stars as well

Are you gonna run a debuffer in CM2?

>>537038234
it's over...

>>537038161
idk what to tell you man I was losing before and I'm losing now it's that simple

what did I do wrong? the speed supports barely stacked together on speed. I maybe got ONE 3-stack speed rainbow the entire career run, and a only a couple of double rainbow.
I read/watched somewhere to not click on single rainbows if low on energy, for a chance of a double/triple rainbow on the next turn

>>537038472
>if you know how to search for it
Just link the fucking translation

>>537038541
Does Front Urara count
Speaking of which does she actually need any skills to work or do you just send her out to faceplant

>>537038541
Of course
People who follow the gaslight doc and take 1050+2 need to be punished

>>537038693
>Speaking of which does she actually need any skills to work or do you just send her out to faceplant
She's a sacrificial lamb, it doesn't matter.

>>537038158
DONT TELL ME WHAT I CANT DO

>>537038205
Made for instant loss

Dont fug the lucky happi uma.

>>537038541
Debuffers are antithetical to the spirit of Umamusume so no, I will not be disgracing myself and bringing shame upon my umas by being a degenerate debuffing meta slave.

My club this banned did

Am i griefing myself if i can only get spechan's end closer rating to B and still running her as an end closer?
I can get the rating to A but this is at the expense of shittier pink and skill sparks.

wat

>>537038205
there's a heaven for a g

>>537038685
I thought zoomers knew how to internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByRgq3dlNs

>>537039056
GIVE ME GOURMAND

>>537038029
Use THAT

>>537038685
nta but I got you homie >>537034529

>>537038962
I think B is 10% off all stats

>>537038962
Nyo B is good enough

>>537038693
Slap her with debuffs targetting end closer and pace. She is taking Nice Nature's spot this CM since the gold murmur doesn't work here.

>>537038987
Can someone explain to me what does guts actually do? I heard it'll be buffed, so lets say I'll aim to have 600 on it, what would be the advantage of that over strength?

>>537038683
every run won't produce something useful. this is a game where you are going to perform 10 runs and walk away with a baseline, viable unit. you then spend 30+ runs making small upgrades while hunting for a top-percentile one.

fuku is growing on me. Starting to like her more than mambo

>>537039092
lol no.
>>537039130
based anon that posted it before the wanna be jap could ruin everyones day

What is their fucking problem

>>537038234
>kitasan is apparently a love at first sight kind of retard
We'll be perfect together.

>>537036002
im just gonna spread 3aces, my own goldship end, mcqueen pace, and topgun front with 1200speed wit build 3 recveries and around 800stam, fuck it we ball

Cute boyfriend uma

>>537038683
5 speed cards

kneel

>>537037950
Extra tank is bad? Why are all the easy to understand skills shit?

Laisu is really cuuute

>>537039229
Guts currently lowers your stamina usage in the final spurt. When it gets buffed it will increase your minimum speed (so you start faster) and increase your speed in the final spurt.

>>537038962
style affects wit. slashing off 10% of your wit isn't the end of the world but it's significant.

>>537039229
it reduces stamina consumption for now. The training has the advantage of increasing spd and power too, so it's efficient in terms of total stat gain. But gut's usefullness falls off quickly after around 400

>>537038962
If I'm not mistaken B Rank strategy is 10% off of Wit but said Wit reduction doesn't affect Skill proc chances, its more to do with your honse not getting rushed or out of position
I'm running Mayano Top Gun with B Rank End since I have a different parent that gives double circle inspiration and haven't noticed any deficit, 400 or so Wit and you'll be fine

>>537037356
You filled out your second and third rows as soon as they became available, didn't you?

>Fail to get early charm from accupuncturist
>Have to physically restrain myself from ending the run
>Immediate turn after Sweep gives charm

I kneel

>>537038708
all umas should be this big

>>537038234
>>537039347
my kinda (dog) girl!
>>537039368
you first, slopper

>>537038683
Just bad luck I'd imagine. Also a lot of that advice you need to see their deck because they 'll have full MLB with high special priorities meaning they show up way more often
That is a high roll deck 4/1/1 you can pass on a couple trainings with wit but you just need to stay above 50% if you can to take self doubles but you can't wait forever or you'll have no facility upgrades
Did you have trainings you missed because of low energy? You can put your deck in the card comparer and look at things like their special prority if they never showed up after orange friendship just a bad run

>>537039347
>>537038623
how fucking old is Tazuna?

I love her so much bwos, I don't even get angry spark grinding with her.

>>537039269
>still complaining after he gave you the link

not that guy but you're a faggot

>>537038962
no

>>537039542
old enough

ITS UP

>>537039439
.>around 400
dont you mean 600? at least for 3200 longs

>>537039548
>someone makes a VERY obvious and clearly labeled joke
>HUR DUR [AUTISM] + reddit spacing
lmao cry some more

/uma/, check your inbox in 30.

>>537039401
>>537039439
even in the buffed state that doesn't seem like something important, unless if there was an ultra broken guts card. Its already difficult to hit speed and power when you need high stamina.

>>537039372
For recovery skills:
Anything that procs early race is bad.
Anything that procs late race is bad.
Anything that MAY proc early/late race is inconsistent.

>>537039546
>randomly jobs some race

>>537038541
I'll slap Stamina Eater on my Grass Wonder and call it a day

>>537039646
My cock? Yeah it is.

>>537039548
>not that guy

>>537038029
>$200 for just 100 rolls
Unjustifiable on our side and cygames side.

>>537039485
You can always trust her.
Oh but she still needs to eat her veggies.

>>537039485
>doubting Sweep
She's a sexy mare after all.

>>537039694
>ultra broken guts card
believe it or not, the free urara card! gutsmaxxing becomes meta in Jp after reword from what I gathered

>>537039485
I don't think you should eat your vegetable, there I said it.
You should just order sweets, chips, couple of christmas cakes, three buckets of KFC, fourteen bags of fries and couple of number nines and top it all off with pineapple pizza. Of course inviting me- I mean your best friend Oguri to share all of this with

>>537039973
Works for cygames

>>537039732
Charm point.

How do racers train in real life? Do they just run?

>>537039697
>Anything that procs late race is bad.
That doesn't make any sense to me.

Salutations fellow trainers. Would any of you gentlemen be interested in becoming soldiers of THE first-rate umamusume of all time, King Halo?

>>537040084
it's mostly just performance enhancing drugs.

800 dollars for 200 rolls is so retarded. thats a little less than how much my pc costed minus the gpu

>>537038319
Oyakodon with your wives. https://litter.catbox.moe/m7b5pg.jpg

>>537040213
that doesn't even cover half my GPUs cost
stop being POOR

>>537039485
I hope her career isn't anything like her personality, I wanna build her.

>ask a JP question here
>Get told to fuck off
>Ask a JP question in the JP thread
>Wait 4 hours for a response (and most times doesn't even answer the question) or no response at all

Where does one go for JP help

>>537039485
I've only seen the sweep charm event like 5 times in my last 200 runs. All her other events always appear except that one. I don't understand.

>>537040150
I'll think about it.

>>537040237
based

>>537033692
What about 3/2/T?

>>537040290
the avg gpu that people buy the 5070ti bwo i have a 4090 and a 3090

3spd3stam deck feels fucking awful to use, are you guys running 4spd2stam for your golshis?
It also feels like you NEED good blue sparks/URA for aces this CM but that makes parent making for spurt/greens basically impossible. Gemini is gonna fucking suck

>>537040339
we love jp bros here
I got no idea about answering questions though

>>537040110
this gif is uncanny valley. it unnerves me.

>>537039523
thanks

>>537040339
What is your question bwo

>>537040339
>get told to fuck off
ignore the false flagging seanigger, retard. now fuck off. jpbros are here all the time, if they'll answer is another question, or if one is there at the moment. really, this is the case for literally any question, except that you don't get shit talked by the grass faggot when you ask about global.

>>537040086
your uma can only burn stamina at a certain rate

>>537040339
>>>/2ch/

>>537039930
Okay, now, this isn't okay.
It's not right. It's unethical.
As a trainer, you are socially obligated to marry your trainee.
You are not allowed to be in a romantic relationship with other women, be it humans or umas
I mean, you can but you will be shunned by society.
So don't do it, especially if it's with their relative like a cousin or sister.
Be a good trainer and marry your trainee.

if sweep tosho was released at game launch everyone would call me SOVL for running her in taurus and gemini because im cucking myself out of her card
i would not be called a METANIGGER

>>537040086
Because the calculation that determinates if you have enough stam can happen before it if I understand

>>537039372
>Extra tank is bad?
Every skill that has the activation requirement "You have lost the race" is bad.
Extra tank activating mid-race or late race means you don't even have enough stamina to make it to the last spurt.
Extra tank activating during last spurt means you still lose your last spurt because all the game cares about is how much stamina you had the moment you started rushing to the finish line.

>>537040086
Once the spurt starts, any recovery skills does NOTHING. Literally nothing. Later on they fix that, but we don't have the balance changes yet.

>>537040523
PAIZURI

>>537039930
>cucked by own onee-san
Ooof, Chevachi has enough self esteem issues as is

>>537040409
Forgot pic, this was a pretty mediocre run but good stats feel out of reach even with better rng

>>537040506
if your uma is shy its encouraged to pursue a relationship with her siblings or mother

>>537040591
>how much stamina you had the moment you started rushing to the finish line
chat is this real

>>537040523
why her tits so huge?
>>537040659
holy fucking 8bit HDR image

i'm tired

if no one is using debuffers you dont need that much stamina?

>>537040659
your copy of umamusume has been left in the sun too long

>>537040659
b-b-bwo...

>>537040339
Play global? That's what you get for using a vpn dumb faggot

>>537040780
yes. it's a rock paper scissors situation

>>537040659
Jesus why is your screenshot so fucking bright

>>537040609
There's a lot we gain later on from balance. Like BOFA becoming good because like Maestro it selects a specific straight rather than having a 40% chance or so to do close to nothing or literally nothing

>>537040754
go to bed

>>537039546
I love this chipmunk but why does her career have to be so fucking ASS?

Why does she have to run a fucking MILE with C aptitude? And why is it fucking RNG? She has such a grim fortune for such a pious girl.

>>537040728
yes, at least for now. In a future patch the introduce final spurt re-calculation

>>537040659
My fucking eyes

>>537040797
silence tranny. go and troll in your divegrass thread you insufferable plague.

>>537040728
yeah
before your uma starts her last spurt the game will run a series of checks and will nerf your speed if it finds that you will run out of stamina halfway through

>>537040659
LOWER YOUR BRIGHTNESS WTF I ALMOST WENT BLIND

>>537038319
my cute wife and son

>>537040083
She's cute, but I don't think jobbing at races is charming

>>537036002
leave Golshi to me

>>537040659
What the fuck is that gamma

>>537039157
bro...? why you lyin'

>>537040670
>don't do shit if your trainee doesn't approach you first and go after her relatives instead
submissive and unfaithful lil shite.
be aggressive, take initiative.
take her on dates. show her how much you love her.
I bet you're the type that lets trainerless umas rape you while walking home from tracen

>>537040354
Yeah tbf I've only gotten it like 5 times as well, which means I kneel even harder.

>>537040923
The fuck is divegrass, football? wtf are you talking about schizo?

>>537040884
Her fortune is always great because she has (you) now trainer-san.
And thats all that matters to her in the end.

>turf S
>long S
>straightaway spurt hint
>double green stamina hint
>complete dogshit trainings + mood downs whole run
fuck this game

>>537040659
>first the hyper low res poorfag playing on a dog shit intel hd iGPU
>now this faggot posting forced HDR images
what a clown show lmao
I guess you're using win11 and autoHDR as well think it looks great

>>537041115
thats enough to win round 2

>>537040659
needs to be brighter

>>537040968
>beginning of the mid race
Wtf, so extra tank literally does nothing? Sounds like a really stupid bug.

>>537040290
this budget combo is good enough for cyberpunk modded.
magine using a 5090 to play umamusume slop edition

>>537040968
this has completely ruined my plan for my ace
at least I didn't found out too late

>>537040659
>mediocre run
>his uma is literally ascending to goddesshood

Does anybody know if Slick Surge/On Your Left is a good accel for the gemini track?

What is she doing here?

>>537040506
Okay but what if you hava a trainee like Hayahide where her sister sorta forced herself into your house with the explicit approval of said trainee at the end of her career?
Is it okay then?

>>537041302
triggers too late and too weak afaik

>>537041232
like 80% of the skills in this game do nothing

Hey

>>537041131
she can get away with acting like a little brat because she's cute.
but I kinda wanna see other uma with her personality, especially ones that you wouldn't expect this type of personality from

>>537041160
Snipping tool bug pls andastand doesn't actually look like that

>>537040868
i will only because your image is really cute

>>537041328
Same thing Rudolf does on the S3 opening.

>>537041115
awww is the little WHALE gonna cry? there there little WHALE you'll be fine

>>537041115
That’s more than enough to win CM. Any end closer with 1k speed, 1200 stam and 2 gold recoveries will make finals.

>1000/1000
>long S turf S
>spurt
>g*lshi
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH GAME UNRUCKY BWWWWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHH

BourBUTT

>>537041232
Cygames created a fairly complex race simulation and then, in their eternal genius, decided to create a bunch of conditional skills which are practically useless. It's not a bug, they're working as intended.

>>537041380
The authentic jp experience...

>>537041115
deserved for using gold shit

>>537041332
Reject all advances from trainees that are not your own.
Be faithful, people.

>>537033692
follow up- what about for longs? isnt 3 stam pretty much a requirement or do you go full 4 stam cards?

>>537041505
>bug
its not, its intended. them not tone mapping things isn't a bug

>>537041517
Awesome, a good amount of sleep is important

>>537041380
>80% of the skills do literally nothing
>An entire stat is almost completely useless
>Optimal career strat is to ignore aptitude and front run everyone
WTF was Cygames thinking? Did they even play the game before releasing?

>>537041605
Not really desu that Wit is absolutely horrendous, he isn't gonna activate spurt or recoveries half the time

>>537040754
>>537040868
Daiwa Scarlet posts noted and appreciated!

>>537041115
>284 wit
>only 2 recoveries
this thing would have whiffed in your finals and bricked you anyway.

JPchads, I need guidance. Is Summer Maruzensky primarily run as an ace or is she also good/meta as a parent? I have no interest in running her as an ace but if her signature skill is crazy good on its own then would it be worth rolling for her for legacy slaving? For clarity, the only other character I'll be rolling for in the foreseeable future are Doto, Ines, And Palmer.

I'd much rather roll for Seiun but I'm sitting at 1k carats so no way in he'll am I getting her this go around. Very unlikely I'll be able to get summer Maru either unless I luckgod or swipe but whatever.

>>537040780
Everyone is running stamina eater because it's both a debuff and a white stamina skill.

yay

>taishin fails three 3% trainings in a row
I cant respect this woman

>>537041651
why did you have to post this, man?
I just jerked off and now I'm hard again...

>>537041756
>>Optimal career strat is to ignore aptitude and front run everyone
nobody tell him

>>537041676
But Hayahide would be sad if you made her sister upset...
Plus woulding it be better if the three of you got to enjoying hayahides curry she made in your kitchen together?

>>537041328
Polishing my bald scalp

>>537040506
imagine Super Creek trainer suddenly showing Creek's fans he has a ningen gf, they will stab you for sure

tired of glue factory joke...

>>537039542
Anon the timeline is broken in this universe, just enjoy your eternal cute umas in horse highschool

>>537041756
>Optimal career strat is to ignore aptitude and front run everyone
Are there any viable anti-wit meme builds?

>>537041829
s. maru is an ace. she isn't a parent.

>>537041947
finally... the definitive REDDIT list...

>>537041885
woman?

>>537041756
The core gameplay is fun, but holy fuck the game designers who made this really were/are absolute dogshit. Luckily for Cygames they have an absolutely amazing IP to slap on top of their half-baked game.

>>537042074
The joke doesn't stick at all.

I don't like super creek

I know running the same g1 twice doesn't increase affinity but does it increase the likelyhood of getting that race's spark?

>>537040237
source?

I'm done with this I don't care

I can't explain why but King Halo looks like a timeskip design for a character that doesn't exist

>>537042016
these are strictly trained, very competitive, top level athletes

>>537041676
I will, thank you for the advice. I wouldn't survive an angry Emperor.

mayano is actually so shit

>>537042290
Bro your sperm spurt 3*?? goonwork??

>>537040506
Excuse me, but trainers are supposed to have multiple trainees.
There's no way one would survive multiple uma wives during heat season...

>>537042135
That's what I was assuming. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>537038725
aren't you forgetting someone?

>>537042353
But what does she mean by this?

>>537041687
Stop with the jjk memes or go back to r****t

>>537039772
I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.

I think I have my Taishin parents completed! With all the races won, thank you Japanese player youtuber for that Matikakefukukitaru video and race suggestions, I should be over the 150 affinity with these. Now if only we could upload multi images... https://imgur.com/a/4IhLyki

Also, thank you to people who followed me for my Winning Ticket parent in that link. I hope she helps make your lives a lot easier for the CM.

its a new day jp bwos time to free pull staygold

>>537042425
this tbqhdesu

>>537042487
MALDING lmao

91551843 Gemini

>>537041826
I fixed her teeth.

>>537042447
I can, I'm simply built different.

>>537042239
no

>>537042646
WTF PUT IT BACK

>>537040409
>>537040659
>literally nobody answered the question
you kinda deserve this

>>537042646
PUT IT BACK or there will be trouble.

>>537042570
Your URA finals?

If I get a chain event for a random card not in my deck, can I get the whole chain or is it just the first event?

>>537042731
she has no tooth here either

>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived again
>undying echo
gonna fuck you until it hurts

>>537042646
FUCKING RANGE BAN AND EXECUTE THIS GIGANTIC FAGGOTSEXUAL!!

>>537042646
That's not funny. You're a bastard.

What does effective duration mean?

>>537042560
We love Dia-chan here.
https://files.catbox.moe/suk3ug.png

>>537042731
Scarlet is HUGE

>>537042832
PUT THE FANG VACK WHERE IT BELONGS

>>537040506
Like they give you an option

>>537042487
No

I’m gonna have to constantly jerk off during meisho doto’s banner or else I’ll succumb to lust and pull her

>>537042646
RUINED

>>537042447
are you telling me they have to share?

>>537042646
this looks wrong

>>537042740
I'm not that autistic, anon. Now that I think about it, I rarely even see URA Finale sparks on my careers to the point I forget they exist.

>>537042830
quality image

I've counted FOURTEEN failures on this taishin run, all under 3%. This is mathematically impossible.

>>537033692
>3 spd
>2 stam
>tazuna
it's gamer time

>>537041472
whoa, I can't believe they added a new Mejiro and didn't even say anything

I'm tired and coffee is doing jackshit because of caffeine tolerance I've built over the years

>>537035460
Just in case you didnt know, this card was actually used to make a TCG card for Shadowverse (Shadowverse UMA Rice Shower). Its quite a cheap foil card to get the normal version or theres an expensive fancy signed one if youre a whale

literally legitimately and unironically (honest non-meme answers only please) what does agnes tachyon's pantyhose smell like?

>>537041756
reality check: they fixed all of these within the first 2 years
meanwhile there are service video games that took like 5 years to solve core issues

>>537043064
You know they exist when you see 3 digit inspirations.

>>537043131
I now have the urge to give umas wedgies during training

>>537042830
The latter

>>537041160
Now if I think about it Nakayama Festa really gives off Sam Hyde vibes.

>>537042940
OOC
Dia wouldn't use condoms.

Hot Spring Ticket and Fast Learner, blessed run

I'm new, are there any new clubs recruiting? 526897480186

>>537043019
the solution to this is making a team full of umas that either don't mind or even actively want you to fuck other umas

>>537043179
reality check: global is a cashgrab if they couldnt be assed to switch up the release with fixes

>>537043072
Its just not meant to be anon

>>537042049
>fans getting angry that their idol's trainer has a bf
That doesn't seem to make sense
What is this, Shinzo Abe's paradise?
>YEAAAAAH TOREINA, BANG YOUR TRAINEE

>>537043119
Drink Celsius dumbass.

>>537043179
are you implying uma isn't a live service game?

>>537043165
Pokke's salty tears

>>537042487
Nah, I'd Golshi win

I find it funny that Cygames made Nashino's card skills compliment pace chasers like Tachyon and Shuttle over front runners like Serium Sky

>>537043305
wait a sec....gacha is just for money???

Is the deal with Mejiros that they're all supposed to be super pretty and prestigious or something? Then what's up with Ryan?

will this trigger before or after gold sh*p spurts or is it a tossup

>if you want to have a chance at CM you must roll seiun sky, summer maru, christmas oguri, and valentines mihono
>oh also SSR nice nature and SSR riko and rice shower, need multiple copies for each
>all those banners are within 3 months of each other
yeah good game

>>537043342
how did you even get the idea

>>537043325
you didn't read her career story? her fans were literally shipping (you) with her

>>537042965
>>537042970
>>537043131
The fang stays on during kissing

>>537043325
mad that they rejected their idol, insulting

>>537043207
True, but I do usually get like 80 stamina per inspiration at the very least so I'm ok. I'm greatful for the parents I got in the span of a couple days of runs.

>>537043379
uuuh Nishino herself is a pace chaser

>>537042710
I fixed the bug but yeah I don't know what else I expected.
I'll ask later again if my runs keep going to shit but I suspect I just got shit rng and have to settle for worse white sparks for better blue sparks