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>>538136563 (OP)
fat fucking thighs

>>538136379
Now post the x-rays of these animals getting creampie

Stego so smol ToT You can carry that little bundle of joy anywhere and make autistic children everywhere.

What's the best wits card for CM3?

Kitasan BLACK

>>538136903
Your MLB FM?

>>538136951
What the dog doing?

i lost to this

>sex this early
Show some restraint

>>538136951
Stupid sexy dog

>>538136903
>Ramp up and THH
>Shits out mood ups
It's her time

>>538137097
NO!

I think I'll just stick to open bros...

D-do I still have time to make a team for the CM?

>>538137239
I need rest...

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me while in Richmond Heights, Ohio...
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me while in Richmond Heights, Ohio...
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me while in Richmond Heights, Ohio...
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me while in Richmond Heights, Ohio...
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

I'd let Poyo-chan shit in my mouth for a taste of her vampire pussy
Or period on me while in Richmond Heights, Ohio...
Better yet she can period on my dick while we play Final Fantasy XIV

>>538137289
For CM3, yes :)

>>538137173
>"shits out" mood ups
>has zero mood ups on her event chain and you have to gamble on rolling her side events
MOGGED by Matikanefukukitaru

Unsexing this thread with no survivors.

lmao xivg schizos missing which general they are posting in

I do not understand this game.
>Play late style
>Have 500/500/360/208/216 stats with meastro.
>Long course
>lose
>Other horses have 300/300/300/300/300 ~ stats.
>Lose at 4th place.
>Switch to front runner
>Lose at 6th place.

I swear this game is literally just RNG. Unless your stats utterly monstrous (more than double) you will still lose if the game wants you to eat shit.

Okay, that's enough slop for the day.

>>538137239
Fucking this fortune teller silly!

>>538137358
>Only one guaranteed mood up on the event chain
>Gamble to not drain your energy on the second mood up
>Garbage skill hints outside of 777
I'm sticking to the oppai loli thanks

>>538136567
Sure is. I usually hang around here, in case some anon asks weird irl horse questions.
Have a little something i did couple years ago. Some anons should figure it out quite fast.

wtf

>>538137239
L-lewd...

>>538137520
>mood up in the absolute best spot for a mood up to be
>much higher chance of getting it
>2nd event is guaranteed right handed or +45 skill points (equivalent to a G2 for free)
>giga side event with +20 energy or +30 skill points depending on what you need
Nah luck horse is just better.

>>538137343
Is it treatable in the infirmary?

>>538136324
Umamusume is highroll game. If you aren't ready for your late surger ace to fly high or completely fail you every other finals, what excitement do you even live for?

>>538137617
A bacterial study? Whatever it is it seems monocellular. It doesn't look like worms or the like.

I want to have sex... With an Uma...

>>538137653
Why the long face

>>538137905
Have a reference sheet i used for comparison.
Anyway back to sexo horses.

I can feel myself burning out... it took days of grinding to even get a single valid Mayano for the cm and now I have to do it all over again for Goldship.
I'm not able to play around with horses, and it's so fucking rare to get anything worthwhile out of a career since no matter how optimised your stats are if you don't get the skill procs or end of career sparks you need you've wasted an hour of your time.
We haven't even really gotten to see how cucked we're going to be roll wise with so many less gems than other versions. There's no excitement for a new character coming out or new cards because I need to scrape together every carrot I can get if I don't want to lose out on Kita Blacked pity. Fuck getting to roll for horses I actually like like Sky or Isekai Grass, all I can do is pray I have carrots for Summer Maru and get one of them off-banner.

>>538137995
Ahh right I forgot about chromosomes. Neat.

>>538138051
Marriage with Teio

>>538136903
that FineMo you guys have been trashing for the past 3 months

>>538137173
I only have lb1 but I've borrowed one for a few careers and desu I kinda just wasn't impressed... full motion cucks her for floating and energy efficiency whilst Matikanefukukitaru's got flexible events.

>>538138051
What did Torena mean by this?

>>538137289
Just play 24/7 and abandon no long/turf S runs. Ez.

how is summer maru supposed to be good if she cant directly inherit redshift and doesnt gain any affinity from a maru grandparent

I want to rape an uma.

>>538138043
take the B pill or the open pill, not worth killing yourself on a 3 week rotation.

>>538138043
I’m hoping there will be some relief once our decks are more fleshed out so that there’s less dead runs. Not having the perfect most optimised Uma is one thing but not getting a viable one at all is soul crushing

>>538138240
Lol

how

>>538138239
Red shift is old news, Angling and Scheming is the new hotness. Get with the times gramps.

>>538137449
Npc horses usually have sympathy skill, which boosts stats if there 5 of them with it. Players can have it too, but it's useless if enemy players (in cm) don't use it as well since it requires 5. It's basically reverse lone wolf.

>>538137289
Probably? If you can find a friend with straightaway spurt and have a horse of your own with decent long sparks you can mash together a Golshi or Mayano for the cm. One of those and two debuffers and you should be able to bs out enough wins. Go hard on the straightaway spurt sparks though, I undershot and ended up doing way more runs to get anything usable

Does Taishin being best endrunner some kind of psyop ? In most of my Gemini scrims with Taishin in lobbies they are still dominated by Goldshi.
Also, both my end Mayano and pace McQueen does jackshit despite better stats compare to my Golship. Probably just do 2 debuffers + Golshi to maximize her chance.

>>538138043
I'm the opposite, I'm enjoying the grind and wish I rolled more cards

>>538138239
Red Shift is acceleration
Summer maru fucks you with distance.

>>538138508
ZAMN

>>538137449
You remember more painfully the losses than the wins. But here's the fun part, this happens in CM finals too with horses that you stat gap by several hundreds and have superior skills to.

Umamusume is pachinko game.

>>538138575
All the other activities were blocked.

>>538138361
I'm feeling frustrated because I actually have hella good cards all things considered. two UR speeds with multiple dupes, Creek with her base friendship dupe, and fairly alright SR cards but even with what should be a very good advantage I'm scraping by to get bottom of the barrel Uma's. I got walled in Class A last cm and it was genuinely demoralising to score maybe a single win early on just for every other race to be stuck in second. And if I'm struggling with my set of cards I can only imagine how everyone else is coping.

>>538138575
>being gold ship's child

Fuck Kita

>>538138630
Will SMaru be out in time for CM3?

>>538138814
what model is this looks unique

>>538138795
Is that bad? He looks like he's having fun like his dad.

>>538138501
You need a specific stat line to get Taishin to be good. Simply getting x/x/x turf/long S isn't enough. She needs to be running up to 5th place or higher and not end closing. And no, changing her to late surger ain't it. Because she doesn't rely on anchor/pump, she can be up there with no repercussions. You shouldn't be relying on nemesis either. If that shit procs, that means you already lost.

>>538138819
At most she'll drop the day that the cup starts.

>>538138819
Im not sure but i do intend to grab her.
Mind you every 100 meters is 10percent of a skill duration, so in 1600 mile that speed is 5*1.6, i.e. 8 seconds.
Add tail held high for another 1.5 speed on top.

>>538138613
The "grind" gives no rewards. You get 10k coins that you'll use up in the daily store in no time. Maybe if total fan count or number of veterans could help subsequent runs it'd be fine but as things are now nothing matters until the run is literally over and you get another 2* speed gluemonger.

>>538139094
Sexo mare

>>538138982
I wish I had a fun dad like that

which uma farts the hardest?

>>538139094
Umass.

>>538139262
Urara

>>538139183
>Fun fact: 99% of trainers quit before hitting it big

My trainee kissed me and groped my ass in the public...

Are any /uma/ clubs even still in the top thousand? Everyone seems to be falling further and further out of A-rank
>>538139380
2* power, trash uma

>>538138630
>>538138414
with red shift + unrestrained (0.6m/s accel) the calc still wants you to take angling for even more acceleration

wouldnt any other mile frontrunner just be better then for maximum compatibility

>>538139380
That's an average to slightly above-average spark at best, anon...

>>538138575
spending the rest of your life with Gold Ship even

>>538139183
I understand your point, but consider that it doesn't bother me much

I ignore Kitasan and go for Dia.

>>538139465
The club I'm in is rank 65.

I don't want to have sex anymore
I just want to kiss my uma

>two (2) runs back to back where I don't get Swinging Maestro AND Cooldown
i am going to kill myself

>Want to run Falcorb in Cancer
>read what this actually entails
>need 10+ turf sparks
>means you only have at best 6 Mile sparks to proc off of
>this is all on top of groundwork and tail held high stuff umas want in this cup
wow

>>538139465
my club has gone up lol

>>538139465
>he doesnt know
Also, if youre loaded with URAs, you do want power because you spark speed/stamina in the first place

>>538136563 (OP)
STOP MAKING THREADS THAT PROMOTE WESTERNIZED ART FOR UMA MUSUME CONTENT YOU FUCKING NIGGER GENUINELY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>538139469
Yes, also Red Shift does nothing on Tokyo 1600 if you're building for CM3 and not just building a general miler. You probably just want to affinitymaxx with angling somewhere in the lineage.

>>538139565
Your uma doesn't care about your feelings toreina, she sees you as a piece of meat to satisfy her body

>>538139616
AAAAAAAAAAA THESE ARE SO GOOD

>>538139762
This nigga basedfacing over slop

>>538139473
Lets see some grand sparks then anon.
This one is 3* 3 URA down the line.

What deck is supposed to look like on mile cm anyway. Can I put a vodka and rely on power trainings for my 600 stamina and BOFA? I kinda want to go all out speed and power.

>Doto has figure
>Taiki doesn't

>>538139942
3-4 speeds, wit and power inheritors plus either supports or inherits for groundworks.

It's another being drip fed speed trainings one rainbow at a time career...

How the fuck does Fuji Kiseki tits smaller than King Halo

>>538139667
>it's a "my parent will be good in a year" episode
nigga who cares

>>538140085
an example of presentation vs raw facts

>>538139915
I don't have anything better myself, but if we're showing off sparks this is the best I have. It trades off a situational at-best pink for one that is almost universally useful, is 3* (but >speed), and has some usable whites.

I'm sure there are some monsters out there with 3/3 on sta/pow with usable whites, a good pink, and 3* URA finale though

>>538140234
oh no....cucked by Special Needs...

>>538140049
Been seeing a lot of people say we need to run wit card. How does this cm differ to taurus? should we really go above the usual 400 wit for reliant skill activation?

you want 6 uras ideally for +300 potential during inspiration

>>538140216
Its how you do the game anon.
Its all about the sparks. Especially the raw racetrack ones and the scenario enders, and URA is a really good one there.

All 2* sparks. Shame they're trash.

>>538140254
I would kill someone for this.
Any URA finale 3*s I have seen have latched themselves to 1* guts or wits.

i hate the grifter content creators and guide makers that this game has spawned. nobody actually knows shit about this game except the most basic more stat = good. nobody can even tell you how much of a given stat you actually need

>>538140234
its okay ill be there for u gvass vonder

>>538140382
Oh yeah,alot more. You want high wit so
1. your shit activates
2. helps with positioning
3. you late start or youre dead

500 to 800. sunday can give you tail held high.

big

>>538140402
I brought 15* URA a few times. Double circle affinity.
Only 1-2 sparks a run MAX,

>>538139640
I think Falco will just runaway midrace anyway unless some sort of BROCKED or late start happens

>>538139667
ETA on this? I was going to glue the tacchy but now i'm thinking maybe save her

>>538140585
do it every run bwo and you need max blues with them

I only have 3* speed sparks in 400 runs. I just want one 3* stam or power This game sucks.

>>538140382
You don't need a lot of stam and you get power from speed. So even running something like 3 spd 2 pow you should be able to cap both and have enough stam. Which means you have one leftover slot, so why not wit card

>>538140606
9* pink anything is worth saving , in this case just in case you do some meme shit where you try to front run a hors that has absolutely no aptitude for it.

(_´༥`___)

>>538140693
>>538140558
Cow wife

>0lb kitasan pity from spark, fell for the "you can mlb it later bro"
>unlucky with SRs, all speed SR cards just at 1lb
>lost miserably in finals A
Been getting by with these scraps I call a deck yet strangely I don't feel like quitting, in fact I'm more determined than ever.
This time for sure, I will make Teio the winner.

>>538140653
I've had 2 back to back 3 * Wits as my only 3 * in the game.

>>538140382
3 speed 2 power 1 wit. Some variability depending on horse natural aptitudes, strength of your lineage (URA finales etc) and your luckshit factor

>3* URA
>1* Stam
COME ON MAN, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN A GOOD ONE IF I HAD A 2* STAM AT LEAST

>>538140780
the upcoming chanmi will definitely make you quit

>>538140606
Not really sure but later on it happens couple times per year.
Sadly you cannot upgrade the scenario spark.
Keep her around,its not like you do not have 200 slots.

My own lending uma is 9*, 7 URA tachyon

i really really really like curren chan

Literally me
https://x.com/kyuumuin_t/status/1964149113676816522

>>538140865
Curren is a pro at sexual activities

>>538140908
Why is she doing that?

Everyone loves Curren Chan.

Am I a schizo or is staying in A+ club rank a lot harder than last month? My club even had inactives by the end of the month back then.

>>538140728
>>538140549
>>538140859
Thanks. I'm liking and getting hyped for this CM already. I’ve got vodka and yaeno both at 0lb, so I may need to decide which one I should borrow for mlb between the two.

>>538141097
Sweats are finding each other and swarming the top ranks

>>538141097
Every month new clubs get their first ranking and it keeps piling up for the same number of leaderboard spots.

>>538136563 (OP)
a westoid secondary clearly made this

Wife material

>>538141056
I like Scarlet more.

>>538141097
reshuffles happened less liars

Oguri "THE GOAT" Cap

>>538138043
The game was absolutely sabatoged by executives. If this game released 2-3 years ago with accelerated schedule it would've been fine. A bit of pain in year 1 but probably caught up by year 2.

However at year 4, even with a hard-core accelerated schedule shit won't be caught up for at least 3 years and that's 3 years of the game being worse than every other version. Its literally the worst possible outcome with both not having cool new JP things, Having foresight but not having gibs to utilize it and having the meta fully solved.

I suspect that they want the game to fail so they can shut-down servers after the huge initial wave of whales blew their load.

>>538140305
>>538140489
>>538140682
>>538140865
>>538140908
>>538141056
>>538141060
>>538141089
>>538141269
Mare pussy....

if you start jp youll be waiting for new banners anyways and grinding there is pointless since you need bare minimum a full mlb deck to even have a chance to win cm

>>538141386
Hmmm... sorry Curren but Vivlos is better.

Will you apologize to her during CM3 prep after talking so poorly of her?

>>538141097
A+ is somewhat sweaty.

Is it retarded to burn all of my points and statues to 3 star DaSca?

>>538141386
I can take them both on

>>538141440
hmmm suspicious bulge

>>538141237
>>538141238
>>538141316
>>538141494
Please stop playing the game so much, I want my comfy 1800 gems...

>>538141589
Hey

>>538141190
Do not get too hyped, because stats are relaxed cm3 will be absolutely brutal+rng fiesta

>>538141589
Your Mastercard?

As an casual F2Pkek who should I use for CM3?

>>538141560
depends, getting a hors to 3* is the best value for statue use but horses that are 1-2* in the gacha are going to be the first ones you eventually cap on stars because they are always showing up. Personally I used some statues to get some horses into their racewear and don't regret it.

>>538141589
Don't blaming me, I left my A+ club a few days agos.

>>538141730
I would go with Daiwa pace or Taiki front, El pace and Taishin end.

>>538141730
Taishin, Bakushin, Waifu

>>538141730
Vodka, daiwa, green texan.
End closer Taishin is top tier but is horrible to train.

You can also try to make a speed debuffer end closer,thats what i intend to test.

Am I gonna make it in time, bros?

>>538141929
What's a "horse"?

>>538139726
>Red Shift does nothing on Tokyo 1600
if you can reliably stay >= 6 until accel phase it becomes umazing
you can't

>>538141998
A miserable little pile of secrets.

Ok, now I'm ready to start grinding

>thought she was just some one-note jobber like Ardan and Chiyono O, especially since she's a "gimmick" character
>ends up having the most K I N O character arc in the franchise

You fucking fat murican burger bitch!

When are we getting a dirt CM?

>>538141440
>>538141786
>>538141972

>fat fingered to confirm a 64% failure speed instead of pressing back
>Failed and Practice Poor
Maybe I should take this as a sign to only play on PC

What stat does Tazuna use for her agemasen? I swear she gives me focus instead of the gold most the time so it has to be wit or something
or I'm just unlucky.

>>538142168
Why is Dream Journey the only normal one?

Look at this photo I took with my girlfriend.

>>538142293
Stegold has autism in his jeans

>>538142293
That's not even remotely true, the most "normal" one is Fenomeno.

>>538142293
Being the only uma with a canon body count isn't "normal"...

i'm nyoticing daiwacord...

>>538142545
For me, it's Meisho Mambo

Stop posting private Daiwa pictures

>>538138814
I do not like it when armpits turn into pussies. Armpits are armpits. Steam and sweat is fine tho.

>>538142293
Fenomeno > Festa (bum) > Goldship(autistic) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> serial killer line >>>> orfevre > stay gold > dream journey

>>538142683
God damn, look at how flat she is. That is so hot

I'm gonna say the M-word

>>538142703
Shut up, Vodka.

>>538142485
Dream Journey had sex with a dude???

>>538142716
made for ryona

I'm done. This is my ace for Gemini Cup

>No spurt
I'm said I'm freaking done

>>538142884
Yeah, me

>>538142980
just gamble on straightaway accel proccing at the right time bwo belieb

>>538142809
Matikanetannhauser?

38 hours
Roll?
Skip?

Is 0LB Tazuna too dog shit to even include in your deck just for the Concentration?

>>538143069
That's the plan

>>538143160
it's a MUST PULL

>>538142683
I like this outfit.

>>538143160
10 rolls is all i need for seiun
>she did not come
then it shall be

>>538143160
less than 33 hours actually
pull

Something needs to be done about these lewd creatures.

>>538143160
Probably? I'd really like to roll for her but I don't know if I have the carrats. I'm not fussed about Summer Maru but I still need to save for Kita Blacked, Oguri, and Nice Natty. I don't know if I can make space for her.

>>538143160
Pulling for wife

>>538143120
You can just run Sky as a ace, she has great skills for it

>>538143282
Wait
Is nishino flower some sort of rapist?

>>538143091
*spurts on you*

>>538143169
Borrow a max lb one or just settle for focus. Concentration is good but only for team trials where we have so many other skills

>>538143160
Can you afford her and Maruzensky and Oguri Cap?

Let's see your parent for Seiun

>>538143282
is there more to this?

>>538143395
yeah she is the alpha mare of her breeding farm irl you better believe it

How dominant is Front runner meta going to be with Seiun Sky, Summer Maru, and Valentines Bourbon? Do the other strats not stand a chance?

>>538143490
her parents are currently only appearing to me in a dream.

>>538143550
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>538136563 (OP)
fuck me i thought Seiun came out in like 4 hours.

>>538143160
>38 hours
Fuck it's so god damn soon and I don't even have enough for pity.
I want to get Seiun so badly.

>>538143601
We're supposed to be in front runner meta right now and we're all scrambling to make an end closer just for one single skill.

>>538143490
I can only post her inheritor

>>538143490
i have nothing special for her. Kind of a shame when I know that nobody is ever going to borrow my seiun for parentage because im a poor trainer.

>>538143598
That's scary...

>>538143490
I have two parents at 7* and 8* groundwork with the 3*s directly on the parents but of course they rolled unusable dogshit pinks and blues so I am trying to get something serviceable in between because I don't want garbage blues and pinks directly on the parents.

>>538143810
She's waving at me bros!

>>538143598
>the alpha comes in many shapes and sizes

this is way better than sex

white spark farming deck, thoughts?
>left-handed
>wet conditions
>speed to win career + corner adept
>wet conditions + stamina
>standard distance
>tokyo racecourse

>>538143924
wrong, she waved at me

I've got like three 9* horses but not the best sparks on them... still disappointing as fuck for how much grinding I've done but whatever

Are Cygames smart enough to notice the worrying signs among global pop and make some changes to ease our ongoing death march? (more parent borrows, carat gain adjustments, etc)

>>538144050
Nah uh.

>>538143924
>>538144050
She notices all of her fans

>>538144104
HOPIUM STAKES

>>538144104
No. You'll play it regardless why bother.

I don't like Silence Suzuka.

>>538144104
This is on a Saturday morning.

>>538144028
>wet conditions
Why even mention that? Our first rain is 5 CMs away.

>>538144104
>Doubtful Stakes
Here's hoping Cygames will do more early quality of life changes.
It's really astounding to how different the JP version is to the global version.

These are my Seiun parents, my only 3* blue sparks on the account. Rice is good even though her ultimate is useless right?

>>538143160
>change music to bakushin
>load up 50 paid carats
>get her first pull

>>538144104
They are Cygenerous for a reason!

>>538144279
So so sad

Corporal punishment for such flagrant behavior!

>>538144282
anything that's not firm conditions falls under wet

>>538144526
I've never seen art for this game?

>>538144526
It's over....... eos soon...

umamusume is a firm game

>>538144526
post gameplay

>steamchart poster is on GMT +8
Hmm *rubs chin*

>>538144682
lol gottem

>>538143160
>15k
It's over.

>>538144682
My god, they're west australian...

>>538144573
Well that makes perfect sense.

>>538144614
>>538144629
>>538144652
You already lost almost half your playerbase meanwhile Buruaka is still going fine btw :)

sex with this triple tiara winner

>>538144874
It's OVER..... you conviced me...

>>538144874
post gameplay

>>538144770
as funny as that'd be since australia is full of shitposters, he's statistically more likely to be living in some mudhut in SEA if he's posting on /vg/.

>>538144414
If you just want stats on her yeah they're good enough. But she will want groundwork, some greens/focus to activate groundwork, playtime's over and tail held high to be competitive. Of course you can get them from support cards but getting them from inheritances is good too

>>538141724
psst it's left

>Numbersnigger suddenly show up
Who triggered it this time?

How to ensure my parents get the correct pink spark? I keep getting medium sparks when I want long. I most of the time even have long S.

>>538144682
its different people actually, i know because i am one of them

>brought spark farm deck on my ace borrowed run
AAAIIEEEE IT'S OVER

>>538145042
Get lucky

>>538144682
>the area that juts out into malaysia/singapore
why tho

>>538144996
im pretty good at doing 3/2 runs with Tazuna for Tail and I can always get some better sparks on the support I use. I've been waiting for Seiun since day 1 I need her as my ace.

>>538145047
sure it is

>>538144971
>>538144770
Western Australia don't even have internet. Those idiots are stuck sending morse code to each other.

>>538144279
at least half of those are bots

>>538143160
Skip.
She's fucking annoying and I'm perfectly content running a cockblocking Front against her every time she's meta from now until forever.
Or until I pick her up later.

>>538145018
The lewd posting made them mad, they are trannies after all so seeing hot females is like poison to them

>538144874
Isn't this the gaynigger game that got hacked?

matikane is actually SSSS tier for this cm....

>>538145042
Best you can do is train a hors that doesn't have like 7 different A aptitudes to narrow down the junk, if that is an option.

GIVE ME A 3* ALREADY CYJEWS

Honestly the most off-putting thing about this game is how long it takes to do a career
30-40 minutes only to have to go through multiple % checks to have a 0.00000001% chance of getting something worthwhile
Of course neets and gacha addicts will defend this

>>538145272
forgot to reply >>538144874

>>538145392
Yeah I like gambling, I'm out of TP pots but I wish I could spend more to continue gambling for sparks

>>538145558
Your carats?

>>538145392
uh oh cycucks...... what are you going to do about this post......

>>538145158
Could be worse

>>538145392
>30-40 minutes

>>538145619
My carats are for gambling on umas and support cards

post more slutty kitasan she didn't show up to speed training again probably because she was busy taking dick

>>538145631
Why the fuck is Brisbane not on this. Always fucking Sydney or Melbourne.

So close... and yet so far... but I'll get you there eventually.

>>538145705
its just 10 carats

is seiun tomorrow at 6pm est?

>>538145219
need more cute nishino

Does anyone have ID for a super aids parent with debuff sparks?

>4/2
STOOOOOP... I HAVE NO STAMINA....

>>538145820
10pm uct..

>>538145805
Orfe is so lucky...

>>538145705
A singular pull equals 15 runs anon

>>538145392
You don't have to do this. If the first year gone with sh*t rng just quit the run.
Also, go to github and search "something something"

>>538145769
>Why the fuck is [THIRD MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL] not on this. Always fucking [FIRST MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL] or [SECOND MOST POPULATED AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL]
Is Nice Nature your favorite uma by any chance?

>>538146031
>>538145807
You shall not tempt me devil

>>538144874
Have mercy BAchuds...

>>538146185
No problem, just stare at the clock for one run per 5 hours.

Aoharu will revive the steam player count since that mode is actually fun to play unlike URA

misery

>>538146183
!?

>all the gibs disappeared
>uma suddenly started dying
hmmmmmm
is global a rugpull?

>>538136563 (OP)
>jap sissies seethe at this

>>538146369
not really, its just ura with funny bubbles the most fun one i think is larc and desert island imo

>>538146391
Just got Slacker from -Mood event during mandatory Takarazuka Kinen race day, just before Summer Camp... Literally nothing I could do.

>>538136563 (OP)
Why is the art shit?

>>538145392
it's a novel concept.

>>538146540
this one yes.

Is the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe actually the hardest horse race in the world? Or does uma musume just hype it up ecause its one of the only international G1s that nippon horses participate in?

>>538146369
>Do note however that Aoharu Hai takes slightly longer on average, which is likely to make the URA scenario a better choice for inheritance or fan farming.

wow

>>538147082
japanese horses are complete jobbers outside japan

>>538146113
bwo stop sharing that or we will all be flagged as a cluster

>>538147082
nah Japs just have a fixation on it now

I said that's enough slop for the day.

If I want to grind more event points, is focusing on rating or race wins more efficient?

>>538147082
From what I heard, Japan got overinvested into this race, they basically were trying to win it for like 50+ years, in process ruining many amazing horses and such, and yet still having nothing to show.
First Japanese horse to ever win it will automatically become legendary (in Japan). So they will keep throwing them at it, until they get the dub.
It's like an unclaimed jackpot that keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Now that uma musume is dead, what's the next big game we jump on?

>>538147402
Teio

>>538146113
the ban wave for this is going to be wild
in b4
>there won't be one
you sweet sweet summer children

>>538145219
>stegosaurus is even smaller than this

how strong is a child umamusume compared to an adult human male?

>>538136563 (OP)
>Shit OP
>thread is shit
No surprise

>>538147581
Why do you want to know?

>>538145392
>>538145646

For parent runs is it better to do single circles and pack more skills or double circle for the preferred skills? What is the Paul Allen move?

>>538144756
Post-race paizuri.

>>538147654
Now let's see those sparks.

>>538136563 (OP)
>all those weebs seething at this simple cartoonish western uma style
maybe I should do more thread themes like this now

>>538147082
it's not THE hardest, that goes to the uk grand national or some such (4m4f, fences)

but in terms of prestige the nips WANT it

>>538147691
depends how valuable the skill is for what you are doing, if it is a must have then double, else variety is good

good morning

Honestly the most off-putting thing about this game is that I am SEA and there is no uma designed to be my wife.
Of course neets and gacha addicts will defend this

>>538147778
You must be above 18 to post here

>>538147082
It's coincidentally 2400m which is the same as the Japan Derby and Japan Cup which makes it ideal for nippon horses. However, Longchamp turf is extremely tough to race on compared to JP turf.
Euros value mile and medium(2000m) more than l'Arc.

538147882
someone's having a melty

>>538145912
>had to pivot to clicking single stam rainbows because my stam was so low
4/2 is ass bros

>>538147776
Glue, you still have a skill issue if it's taking you 30-40 minutes.

>>538147778
I'm fine with western style. OP's in particular is really, fucking ugly

>>538147517
Nah they can't do jackshit. These tools doesn't mess anything with the client or server. Its just simple auto click with OCR to detect choices.
Unless they implementing some sort of captcha which will kill the game instead.

>>538148025
Did you just not do any G1s? Obviously you can speedrun if you're content with shit. NTA BTW.

>>538147082
races with jumps are harder, horses die to that shit all the time
I don't like jumps personally tho

>>538147517
I remember the burgercaust, it was hilarious
Did one of the spoofing myself and got off scot free, but viramate landed me a temporary ban

>>538147882
>I am SEA and there is no uma designed to be my wife.
Because they're horse girls, not monkey girls

>>538148141
>races with jumps are harder
Please, we're talking about racing not meme gimmicks.

Post your top 6 honse (sorted by fans)

>>538148097
So would you say it's....undetectable?

>>538148097
Oh to be so naive, people have been banned on gbf for autoclick bots as well. You think they're idiots?

>>538148292
>NEW
>NEW
>NEW
>NEW
>NEW
Let me guess, is your smoke alarm chirping too?

>>538148217
Women have no shame (and creativity)

>>538148000
>old mayano from 1 week ago is still better
i give up

>>538148113
She lost Satsuki and Kikka, leaving me with not enough fans to do others. Almost missed the Arima and had to do stayers stakes the turn before.

>>538147882
umas are made for nipponese

>>538148329
>You think they're idiots?
Yes.

>>538148240
Steeplechase/National Hunt races aren't meme gimmicks. The Grand National is easily the most well known race in the UK and even normies will bet on for fun.

>>538148329
Viramate isn't simple autoclick, it does a lot more than that.
Emulators already have macros for years and nobody get banned. This is no different but with extra OCR

>>538148369
Do you seriously check every time you unlock a new bond level to read up that her weight is not stated and that measurements dont include her boobs, waist, hips sizes?

Eyes up here, toreina

>>538148369
Did you take your adhd medicine this morning?

I think that the recreation temple event should have a chance to give "terrible" luck and tank your mood and energy instead of restoring it.

>>538147654
If you're gonna prove a point at least do it in half the time, not 5 minutes under the estimated time
And this is with you rushing through everything because you're so eager to post it as some sort of "comeback"
Like I said, only neets and gacha addicts will rush to defend this. You wouldn't get why normal people don't enjoy spending a long time on careers for no rewards whatsoever

Honestly they should just release Full Auto asap since it's essentially cygays approved botting and cuts all the moral dilemma out.

>>538148786
brappp

>>538148651
...Do you not?

>>538148858
no

>>538148858
see >>538148772 and take your meds already zoomer-kun

>Threads slow down significantly compared to last month
>Alot of club members left
>Club rankings fell
>Even Umatubers stop posting
What went wrong? Was /uma/ filled with kids or something?

Wow, this thread is absolute dogshit

>>538147778
they are mad, because their goldship was draw in a meme way and not in a hot way

>>538148979
do your part to make the next one better please.

>>538148979
I just got here

how does this agnes event work then

>>538148942
Anon, change your smoke alarm's batteries right now.

>>538148952
it was just a flavor of ze month thing, the devs really do suck

>>538147082
The most brutal race rotation is the American Triple Crown desu
>happens in quick succession, begins Early May and ends Early June
>notorious for bad weather conditions
>dirt(actual soil instead of sand in Japan) which puts more strain on horse legs than turf
They actually had to soften the ground a bit because it was a deathtrap

>>538148786
sex halo

can yall just tell me when is the earliest SR selector/uncapper coming without smartass answers like "ummm just open ur wallet bwo" yeah i am going to now tell me when

>>538148809
Skill issue. Stop taking 5 minutes to pick a training option.

>>538148651
>and that measurements dont include her boobs, waist, hips sizes?
Literally why the FUCK did CySJWs censor this?

>>538149074
I'll do that after you take your daily adhd medication you've been taking for years.

>>538149158
Can you ask nicely and post a more erotic spe image?

>>538141363
Need to accelerate more with some adjustments like monthly CMs instead and more rewards from tt/club.

>>538149163
>all of this
>first thing that caught my eye was her boots
Am I a fag? I want Red Wings

>>538148952
>i want the thread to be a cesspit of normies and watch 8 hours of AI generated youtube slop about [GACHA] every single fucking day
I think you're looking for the Mihomo games

>>538147082
nips already won in china and america, and despite winning a few G1s in france over the decades they still can't conquer the prix

>>538149267
when is the earliest SR uncapper coming bwo

umamusume basically attracts normies in 6 month cycles (4 month for global). With new scenarios and all the key jingling that goes with that. No normie is going to be like "WOW cancer cup where I need three minmaxed front runners with a ton of specific white sparks now that is the good shit".
The sooner you realize the winners treat it like a bonsaige the sooner you get over getting burned out and hating the game because it didn't keep your attention 16 hours a day.

>>538149340
This thread is already full of AI slop, what are you talking about.

>>538148000
skill = issue

>>538149227
It's a "skill issue" if a few people quit
It's a "game issue" when there's a huge fall off in uma players and even /uma/ compared to last month

>>538149340
aisloppa threads being tolerated by jannies on /v/ has had widespread negative ramifications on this site.

>have 100+ clocks before
>week of spark farming it's down to 50
Holy fuck URA is cancerous when you're minmaxing stats to meet the 600s

>>538141730
Just do who you like (easier if they have their own gold recovery).

>>538148482
>257k fans
I hope that isn't normal for you, Danchou's not gonna be happy with that...

hmmm do I want to spend 3 hours farming 10 million fans today...

>>538149364
I don't know but I hope someone can answer your question

>>538144682
reminder that 1/4 of world population live in that timezone

>>538149462
Don't care. Stop concernfagging and go be a phillipine schizo elsewhere.

>>538149456
i have
>lb1 halo
>lb2 taishin
now what
drop my biko borrow for a MLB creek and swap in a subpar SR?

>>538149743
curry chan

>>538145392
Just do McQueen career and fail, can be done in like 5 minutes if you want the daily. Or not do it at all, isn't that big of a deal.

>>538148651
Yes

>>538149679
Part of me wants to fuck her silly, part of me just wants to protect her.

>>538144028
>standard distance
>tokyo racecourse
these are going to be pretty much useless since they just give stamina

i'll turn you into one

grubber here, my crewmates from ウマオオ told me uma is dying already so they came back. What happened?

>>538149647
>rushing in to defend the game with 2 crappy screencaps that prove nothing
>d-don't care
Boom. Done.

>>538149869
Doto is right there spe

Best uma wife for murrifat?
Best uma wife for spic?
Best uma wife for maple syrup?
Best uma wife for Europoor?
Best uma wife for SEAmonkey?
Best uma wife for chink?
Best uma wife for gook?
Best uma wife for Eleven?

is rudolfs unique fucking useless? seriously, i've started putting it on my horses after a goldship activated ramp up, pressure and emperors divine might in one race and overtook my mcqueen by 6 lengths but it literally never activates because if you're catching up it's usually like 2 horses ahead so you will never fucking activate it even if you pass them and you will never pass them because you don't activate it and if you activate it you're probably going from 9th to 6th in the last spurt. literally what use does it have

here is your daily 50 carat (paid) roll

>>538137782
I mean...yes, but not in the way you'd normally imagine.

We just need more little girls.

>>538149456
>>538149653
bwo im still waiting for your answer bwo help me out bwo
bwo pls

>>538149816
That's called a wife

How do i win arima with only 500-600 stam and no recoveries in a parent run? How much speed would i need?

Game is dead and we don't even have Mambo yet

>>538149640
and many of them have yet to join the internet. scary stuff

>>538144006
>The paw on the throat
That's some domination right there.

game isn't dead i was just watching the azur lane stream
as a taihoufag i won BIGLY

>>538149960
You arent supposed to put it on pace chasers...

>>538150081
Get 300+ guts and you'll win with 600 speed.