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Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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hors

Digitan LOVE

>only have 4 10x rolls for creek banner
Be honest with me. Is it over?

Reminder that Brian is for threesome with her sister.

god tier uma
>has pantyhose

wit and guts game

Finally hors slurp made it to the OP image. Thank you OP.

>this happens after recovering from a rainy debut 8th place finish
Cygames fucking murdered this horse and robbed me of a legacy borrow.

>>534632467
I mean if the big fluffy ones post URA finals scene is anything to go by
Yeah, they are shimaidon coded

>4 fucking failed trainings
>3 mood downs

urara, why

Are there umas for this feel? Exactly one ear covered with a hat?

taaaaaaaabo

>>534632595
How in the fuck do people manage to fumble this hard?

>>534632595
theyre giving us more borrow limit on the next event
dont lose hope

Is the world of Uma Musume like 30 years ahead of our world in tech? I'm watching Cinderella Gray, I've seen a poster firmly planting the series in the late 1980s, and yet I'm seeing smartphones, laptops, smart tablets and even Gameboy Advance SPs.

ura finale spark what the fuck

>>534632595
If you retire the run you get back the borrow

>>534632762
>I've seen a poster firmly planting the series in the late 1980s
? do you have a screencap

>>534632552
Deep impact

>>534632821
I post misinfo all the time but this is absolutely devilish

Rather than focusing on what you hate...
Talk about what you like about the umamusume!!

>>534632595
No, trainer-san, it's you who murdered this promising Uma and her professional career. Because of your greed. All you had to do is to ran 1-2 low tier races. Surely you had at least ONE shitty non-factor training day.

>>534632734
The Hopeless Stakes are cursed.

>>534632762
Absolutely do not under any circumstance try to assemble and think of a time line in umamusume. This series does not take itself and doesn't even try to make coherent timelines. Just enjoy the spectacles.

What do you think your uma listens to when she works out?

I'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Krzzpmqr84&list=OLAK5uy_lJ0tE0TrD6yXgotGFbSfcUjLQVaKte9pA&index=4

>>534632919
i like their big fat asses

>>534632772
we told you about it

Choose.

>>534632919
My ADHD wife is adorable AND hot even if she's a meme character.

>spend 10 bucks on junk food that sucks
swipe away

>spend 4 dollars on the first pack
have to debate if its worth it

why am i like this

you could just... not run the hopeful stakes

24581867
Bring your Nastiest Natures, want to see if my Cap dies.

>>534632762
Time is convoluted.

>>534632996
who can make it clap the loudest

That was a lot of fans to get for her unique title.
Im really surprised how succesful this Goldship run was. They always end up being so painful.

>>534631861
Why do you stop people from having 1100 wit nice nature
Its a nice nature that will have 0 shot of winning and just in the race to cast debuffs and maybe end up blocking other late and end horses

Why does she do this?

>>534632919
Hindlegs that can easily crush a human pelvis

>>534633014
Palmer's face features make me feel funny things. There is something about it, that I can't quite put together. It's like... soft, motherly features combined with sharp and cocky demeanor, but in a very elegant way.

Is there a spreadsheet with all the planned gibs by date? How many carats are we projected to get in the next 6 months assuming it follows jp schedule? I kinda need to know if I can save enough for my favorite umas and the kitasan rerun

>>534633227
nice boobs scarlet

desuwa

>Suzuka
When you're winning, win harder
>Maruzensky
When you accelerate, accelerate more
>Oguri
When you run, run faster
>Opera O
when you're boxed, you're still boxed lmao

Not all skills are made equal, some are so specific and bad.

>>534633202
because people will throw away a nice nature with like 700 wit and try to grind for the perfect one. and you can try to block gold ships with enough speed and power

starting to look at gemini cup prep and i realize i can use the same horses, only need to retrain

smol

>>534633053
Mcqueen....

Surely we'll get 2 and a half sparks worth of gibs by February?
I want Seiun Sky, Teio, and Nishino Flower, so I'm hoping to get half a spark by Seiun's banner, then one for the anniversary, then one for Nishino right afterward.
Though I'm also considering just holding two until the anniversary, but I'd rather not have to wait until next year to get any new umas.

>>534632762
If I recall correctly, an anon said that the poster in Cingray doesn't actually state a year in the original Japanese. It was simply some (((localizer))) adding in the year for the real Oguri.

>>534632334 (OP)
What is Special Week's head accessory called?

>>534633334
amazing reddit repost.

FUCKING TT IN THE ASS

>>534633014
>Choose.
I pick the Satono family.

>>534632762
Time is convoluted or something

>finally decided to take a look at that wplace thing
>full of gay shit and deltatroon spam
>search north korea for the giggles
>giant megaphone Bakushin with the flag behind
ok that one's funny

>>534633506
How do you know it's a reddit post.

>>534633014
Ramonu

The uma world is a floating timeline. Time is nowhere and forever at the same time.

I finally unlocked a 3*

>>534632762
all those alarm clocks fucked up spacetime

>>534633603
no one has ever thought about shizuka's unique /here/

>have a banger run
>get tissued
i hate the URA scenario

>>534633642
Gold Ship's upgraded skill is IMO one of the best in the game, she becomes one of the best counter characters to debuff faggot niggers like Nice Nature because she just sits in the back avoiding 90% of the procs and then gets a colossal speed boost halfway into the race.

>>534633078
She didn't die, but she still got smoked. Red Shift is a fucking rocket god damn.

Is there a decent guide for TT anywhere?

Roughly how long will it take me to get the 151 star pieces remaining to 5 star Bourbon?

>>534632762
The anime is just as weird

What are these girls even training for once their chance for the G1 races are done? You mean they can no longer retry for things like the Japanese Derby next year?

>>534632681
Does mambo count? Her hat has a hole torn into it

>>534633865

Holy shit 5 at once

>>534633858
have decent wit
have lots of consistent skills
have lots of stam

>>534632459
even if you don't get her not really. the meta takes years before there's more than a couple "must get" cards, you have so much time that it's a joke. the economy of the game is trivially easy with the foresight of knowing exactly what banners are worth it and which are easy to skip even years from now.

>farming fans like crazy today
>finally starting to rise in the ranks
I'll make you proud danchou

>>534633410
Rice stuffed Urara.

>>534633628
Uma-world is a purgatory for thoroughbred horses. Just think.
They're destined to be stuck in a constant 3-year loop. There is no escape. No matter how hard they try or fail, in the end, they all go back to the dreaded Junior Year Pre-debut.

is there any reason to level the welfare mcqueen past 2lb?

>>534634092
>burn everything on this month
>no tp left for next month
danchou is gonna hate this...

>in D rank club

How do I get more white sparks?

Planning to rewatch New Era for the 12th time again this weekend.

>>534630010
bit better. still not good enough

I have the power of god
>>534633053
it's a good defense mechanism desu. questioning your purchases is how you avoid becoming an unwilling whale. go for the $4 one and just remember it's no slippery slope, you'll only buy the next one if it also makes sense.

Who else likes boobs?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534634197
What would you buy instead?

>>534634197
3LB is the good breakpoint

>>534634149
But what about the people there? Are they all past gamblers that decide to stick around since they can't move on from horse racing?

How do spark chances work specifically; if I have 1100 speed it's 10% chance if it picks speed and it's 5% if I have 600. Does that mean if I have 700 speed it's 6%? Or is it just those two 1100 and 600 breakpoints?

>>534634197
50 specialty priority, but 45 is fine. Just depends if you want to push the performance.

>>534634149
>Race for three years
>Spend the rest of your confirmed elf-akin prolonged life playing schoolgirl

>>534634312
Only homosexuals don't like them.

>>534634385
just breakpoints, pretty sure 600 is 6% and 1100 is 10%

>>534634312
Aye.

>>534634312
I wish to climb the mountains of hokkaido.

>>534634385
The breakpoints are just 600 and 1100.
Keep in mind the 5 stats each have an equal chance of being chosen so in order to hit a specific stat it's actually 1% at 600 and 2% chance at 1100.

>>534633582
tumblrfaggots are the digital equivalent of mouth breathing graffiti sprayers

>RED strife
>GOLD ship
>peak BLUE
>daiwa SCARLET
HUH

>>534634431
>top gun
I can't see this little shit raping me

i need to breed this umadol

There's no point in running the same G1 in different years unless you want more skill points, right? It doesn't affect spark chances or affinity?

>>534634312
99% of the people in this thread ever
The real question is how big do we like them?

>>534634385
It first rolls for a stat, and then rolls stars for the said stat. This is why you keep seeing 1200/1200/1200/300/500 horses with 1 guts spark in this thread.

>>534633628
The sexiest Mejiro and the sexiest Satono... I can't wait to roll them.

>>534634558
I don't think you understand how strong an uma is compared a human.

dogwife

>>534634558
>he doesn’t know

>>534634385
The game picks one stat between the 5 regardless of how much stats it has

So you can have 1200 speed, but the chances of the game even considering speed is 1 out of 5

>>534634517
>>534634442
So I should only ever care about getting to 600 and 1100 and nothing else in between? That's definitely confirmed?

>uMMA is canon
>no content about it whatsoever

>>534634197
Race bonus going from 8 to 10 is actually huge but we lack the 0 race bonus greed cards to take advantage of it

>>534634584
nice and small

Narita Taishin is kinda cute

>>534634670
they are just faster

>>534634561
You won't cheat on her with Flash right?

>>534634745
that's fan bonus at 10
race bonus does go from 3 to 5 tho which is also important

>>534634729
It's ultimately a low chance. Getting 600 and 1100 is just a way to get more chances

Also, what's your deck there?

>>534634830
She reminds me of Blanc from neptunia and I have spent 4K carats trying to get her to no avail. It hurts

>>534634830
>only kinda
Trainer’s getting kicked tonight

>>534634729
that is definitely confirmed, yes, in terms of spark farming for 3*s 600/1100 are the only things you should care about
for red sparks it's any A or S aptitude, star is completely random
for white sparks each G1 race has a 20% chance, for skills I think it's 20% for regular white, something like 30% for double circle white and 40% for gold (gold skills are passed down as their white skills, so upgrading a skill to gold only get increased odds)

>>534634709
those she actually call her trainer milord in the game?

>>534634832
>Completely ignores the part where they pull cars out of ditches by hand, and tow construction vehicle tyres behind them for exercise

NANDEYANEN

>>534634963
she's a degenerate larper i'm afraid

>>534634584
I like them big
I like them small
Itty bitty? Big n' milky? I like 'em whichever way

anyone have another version of picrel that instead of teio, it's one of kitasan's uma mare?

>>534634912
Oh I’m fucking retarded oops

>>534634884
no i wouldnt!
does she hate flash?

>>534634926
Cheval looks closer to Blanc than Taishin.

>>534632681
Mambo posters UNITE

>>534635051
theres a version with duramente and sweep tosho

>>534634921
>Also, what's your deck there?
Nothing worth looking at.

>>534634832

>>534632762
this land is peacful, its inhabitants kind

>hit recreation at great mood by accident
>mood downs 2 turns in a row after
i deserved this

>>534635170
Wit friend card?

>>534632467
Most based anon itt
>>534633213
Reeves is a likable dork

>>534635051
Kita-chan is actually too docile to rape anyone. It's the other way around.

>>534635113
chevacchi SMOOOOOCH

What the fuck is causing the director that gives BOFA to fail? The event is already too fucking hard to get much less giving it a fail chance?!

>>534633521
I see that you chose Satono Crown

>>534635354
isnt it tied to relationship

>>534633274

When you think about it, it's kinda funny that so many people here run both Kitasan Black and Sweep Tosho in this early meta

>>534634709
me and my adopted daughter

>>534635242
Any math nerds here able to calculate how much torque is being applied here? A giant ass dump truck tyre on its side must have some insane grip with the ground considering the surface area.

I only clicked stamina and guts for this. Rarely got any double rainbows and never got a triple rainbow.

>>534635078
Flash likes Trainer too
Flash and Falco are also roommates
Huge conflict of interest

>>534635291
I put back confirm action precisely for this reason. Way too many fucking miss clicks.

>>534635452
beside each other in all my decks

>>534635298
No, I just hit wit a lot. And this was a borrowed 9* run so I had a lot of extra stats

>don't think
>throw the cards with the highest lv
>best Golshi run i ever had
wtf this was just a troll run
2*speed tho... (uma stan out of pic)

>>534635354
>Apparently, I'm not strong enough to use a hoe...
kek everybody take a look at this noodle-armed limp-dick loser

number one indeed

>>534635354
You need 500 power.

>>534635536

im ready for sc

>>534633603
that's a good point...

>>534635354
why did you let your Grass do that

>>534635536
>>534635632
>see this happen in anime
>always makes me chuckle
its stupid as hell yet so real which makes it amusing

I wish they did the SC banner yesterday so we’d at least have the weekend to do runs with upgraded support cards.

>>534634465
Thats climb isn’t for the faint of heart

>>534634584
All.

>>534635569
now to become number one rapist

>>534632469
unfortunately few of them. however many wear tights in their pre-op uniforms...

>Mejiro Titan
now that's a badass name when can I expect cygames to add him?

>>534635760
Any good trainer would be ready stake their lives to climb those mountains!

>>534634001
So close yet so far, she is what made me think to ask though

>>534633856
w-why did you censor the eyes

>>534635354
Where I can see precise % of every event option? Gametora just shows outcomes, and not chances. Like, what are my odds If I pick bottom option for Get Well Soon! event?
What chances to get Slow Metabolism from eat event?

>>534635354
can you type "hoe" in club chat? it's right there, CAN I DO THAT?

>>534634441
>>534635760
Need Paizuri from these cows

>>534634323
based

I... need... to resist.... I must not.... pull for more supports... I can endure having A umas...

>>534635503
Less than you think since it’s on its side rather than the side designed to grip, but it’s still a huge heavy object being dragged

>>534634584
Not too big
Not too small

I'll just be getting her from the free rolls.

>Read the first two chapters of taishin's uma story to see how she is
>Immediately skip the rest for the carats

>>534635536
this and weight are the only counter to manlet arguments women use

>>534634431
>already raped him while shouting her mom's name
kek

>>534635893
>What chances to get Slow Metabolism from eat event?
Gametora says that's 10% chance.

Some people have said it only gives slow metabolism if you are already above 50% energy. But that might just be Mew under the truck.

>>534636089
1. Fucking how?
2. Fucking cute!

>>534634584
Breast size doesn’t matter, I prefer the soul.

>>534634709
Durandal is one of those Uma you don't expect them to have giant tits (her racewear hid it prettty well)

How good is s turf compared to s medium?
I Don't quite have the parents to reliably get both, but I'm leaning toward this being what I should run for CM

Why there are so many big boobs in this thread?

>>534636208
How big are the soul’s tatas?

>>534635981
You know you NEED TO...

>>534635242
holy

>>534635536
always remember, this is why breast-reduction gets shilled by women

>>534634431
Fine Motion surely wouldn't rape me..

>>534636245
Because big boobs are good. They feed the soul.

>>534636089
HAYAI

>>534635981
based saver anon, the february banner will be our salvation

>>534636245
Not nearly enough.

>>534635983
>Less than you think since it’s on its side rather than the side designed to grip
Grip on the rolling edge is only measured properly when weight is applied, a rogue tyre rolling by itself has little to no applied contact with the ground, so it has drastically diminished grip. Needless to say, lightly pushing a stood up tyre is going to go a lot further than lightly pushing a tyre laying flat, meaning significantly less energy is needed to move the former.

>>534635632
The new generation is getting too big.

>>534632762
Don't worry about it.

>>534636082
Tasteless

>>534635981
I just want a mlb Sweep Tosho...

>>534635893
I don't think we know the exact odds for all events
There are generally accepted guesses for some common ones, like eating and acupuncture, but most of the rolls are made server side so it's impossible to datamine and difficult to get good enough sample size to estimate

SC banner is tomorrow JST, correct?

>>534636437
Same.

>>534635264
kek

>>534636274
Weeeeeeeell... there is some logic to the whole back/neck/shoulder problem that they can cause... also other health issues due to sweating and such, which I can (indirectly) talk out of experience due to my mother.

I don't like Biko Pegasus but her racewear unironically goes pretty hard

>>534636403
The old generation was too small

why Air Groove's mind is always thinking about filthy things?

>>534636523
she wants kids

My uma wife told me she could handle anything I could throw at her so I gave her fake divorce papers and now she locked herself in the bathroom while crying; can danchou delay my quota while I deal with this? Thanks.
Regards, John Trainer.

>>534636304
She can rape you all she’d like without getting pregnant. It’s the perfect crime

why yes i will race hopeful stakes with mcqueen as my the only one for her goal

Save rolls for your jealous uma GF

please.... no more golshi 9*s....

>>534636437
Same. I got 10 copies of SR bourbon and 1 copy of Tosho when going for Kitasan instead

>>534636385
Yes but the friction between a smoothed side of a tire and the ground is not going to be that high, it still will require an absurd amount of force from the sheer weight of it

>>534633274
It’s hot seeing her elegant demeanor become gyarufied because of Helios.

>>534636403
Stop being such a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOT please.

>>534636608
>gold shitty

Time to never win TT again.

>>534636480
I like her and her racewear, shame she's like 3 years out

>>534636608
Closest to the true white girl experience you’ll get in the game for sure

>>534636570
AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>534636403
times were rough back then... umas need more food in average compared to human

>>534636608
I'm rolling for Gold City, Michael B. Jordan, Helios, and Palmer.

I’ll let you borrow my Falco if I can borrow your Seiun Sky

she's so easy top manipulate

>>534633014
Palmer

japan please flatten the future umas

>>534636437
>tfw 3LB Tosho, Eishin and King Halo
just hoping I get lucky with one of these free daily pulls

>>534636423
Knock yourself out bro, I can't stand characters who are THIS abrasive and insecure even around their friends

>>534636089
Don't fall for uma tricks.

when I dump on super creek I can still get all the random SRs in the pool currently right?

>>534636728
But she can rape you and break your spine

Damn Goldshi you got me cornered how will i get out of this one!?

Which upcoming uma is McQueen alt tier? I feel like almost everyone of them has some sort of merit in rolling. Bride Air Groove? I keep hearing people say Top Gun will be good but how about Air Groove?

>>534636854
Yes.
Captcha: YASS2

>>534636227
test it out

>>534636762
Do not subject japan to your paper thin ideals.

Oh shit, smart falcon is a dirt uma? 100% getting her so i can free oguri from the TT dirt cope duty.

>Air Groove G2/G3 uniform is sockless
damn that's hot

>>534636608
no im saving for the goddess of winning

>>534636694
the funny thing is that the higher team score you get the easier your TT opponents are because high team score = witmaxxing tards and those are easy to win against
the downside is that it's hell on earth until you reach witmaxxing whales because f2p shitters gatekeep them with actual good builds

>>534636821
She’s only like that because she hates herself deep down, she constantly goes out of her way to do nice things for her friends and then downplays them because she doesn’t want gratitude but just to repay their kindness

>>534636838
i dun geddit

So what's the best setup for Gold Ship? 4 Speed and 2 Stam or 3 and 3?

>>534636820
Two hearts as one

So Smart Falcon is a must pull right? The next dirt uma is going to take a long ass time..

>>534637050
3 wit 2 speed 1 guts

clock check /uma/

>>534636994
>saving for 4th anni uma
gonna be a long fucking time

>>534637074
yes

>>534637074
there's no dirt CM for a long ass time so you'd be pulling for TT

>>534636994
that's a rapist

>>534637141
30

why is goldships father a literal homeless bum

>>534636897
Much the same way that kita was too strong and the rates too low so they adjusted it afterwards, there will quite literally never be another uma as useless as mcqueem/teio alts and even then they’re buffed up to being quite good when skill evolutions are added

>>534637074
No you can breed for dirt, You can't breed for Creek

>>534637134
based

>>534636608
>horse dies
>reborn as his arch enemy the white woman

>>534637050
3 power 3 wit

Thinking about Double Turbo pussy again

>>534637176
it's a Kino no Tabi reference bro, surely you know what that is

>>534637046

>>534637074
bro it's even longer until the first dirt cm

>>534637171
Shes addicted to winning

>>534637181
Listen, I have a dream of having my all umadol dirt team. It’s gonna happen.

>>534637176
Damn I guess I roll for hobos now

bros im gonna get raped

>>534636994
Well, I sure hope you're a woman because she's obnoxious otherwise.

>>534637285
Now I just want a threesome between Kink and Golshi’s dad, but are entirely naked except for their jackets

>>534637176
Because they can be pretty fucking cool

You look sad trainer-san...

Would you drop 200 rolls on the SC banner with this lineup? I find my SR situation rough, but on the other hand I already have a 1 LB SC.

>>534637283

>>534632334 (OP)
>>717694336
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>>534637074
Falco is the only good pure dirt uma for a long ass time, so it's worth rolling for that alone

what's it gonna be folks

>>534637424
nah, save

>>534637424
definitely, you already have 1LB SC and your SR cards are low LB

>>534637459
impregnate Teio

>>534637424
Probably not, you can max her later, I for example have 0 copies and need to roll at least one

>>534637419
>Kusa died
>they took everyone in my department except for me out back and publicly beheaded them
Yesterday was a rough day...

Reminder: It's heavily implied through the intentional vagueness of the Uma's weights that they most likely weigh as much as the actual horses they're based on. There'd be no reason to avoid the topic entirely in every game profile, avoid showing every weighing scale dial, and even bleeping out Special Week's weight if they weighed as much as the girls. Don't forget the gag of Satono Diamond falling through the floor.

Tamamo Cross could fuck you up with one arm, this is 600kgs of refined horse-human muscle, minimum.

>>534636838
I would fall for any of Eishin Flash's tricks

>>534637419
It hurts that umas aren't real. It hurts worse that MY uma isn't real.

you realize you can just swipe for creek at half anniversary right

>>534637459
impregnate Falco

>>534637532
You can just select SC later if you have LB3 or MLB Kitasan.

>>534637176
how's her personality?

I hate the pity system so much bros... I want to roll for Creek but I don't think I am going to make it to 2000 pulls

>>534637532
>need to roll at least one
why

>>534635242
>>534635503
Top Gun is already dragging the weight of McQueen, so she's definitely strong enough to rape Torena-san

>>534637564
Except trainers casually pick umas up multiple times.

Rooms doko...

cute redditor

le condo pasta

>>534637564
okay, so what? you trying to make this into some fetish shit for beta males such as yourself? i just wanna hug my dorky emperor or her dummy cute daughter

>>534637580
qrd?

>>534637580
its just one copy??

>>534637652
Not him but as far as I know you can get items to upgrade your cards, so you need at least one of them to do that.

>>534637424
i would, for the SR's the extra creek/tazuna is just the cherry on top

>>534637564
>Reminder: It's heavily implied through the intentional vagueness of the Uma's weights that they most likely weigh as much as the actual horses they're based on.
They are also women you incel, they don't want their weight to be disclosed.
It's like someone counting and mentioning the hours we've wasted posting here.

>new horse releasing
>everyone horny for her
like clockwork

>>534637419
>>534637575
they are real in my dreams...

>>534637758
you ever play arknights or gbf
they do a thing where it's a "selector"
you pay for a guaranteed support of your choosing on special occasions

>>534637652
Other cards to borrow

>>534637817
More like cockwork

>>534637817
why are all the umas so good...

>>534637409
Which uma does he train?

I dont care for umas. Show me dogs

can she do it

Taurus cup is 2400 meters, is there a reason not to run Super Creek + Power card if you can max speed with 4 speed cards? Super creek + power is enough for 750 stam no?

>>534637889

>>534637794
>Special Week's trainer's voice bleeped out like a Jerry Springer gag when he mentions her weight
Nah, the devs just don't want to go down this rabbit hole.

>>534637817
the onsen trips dont help

>>534637762
its support gacha, youre lucky if you get even 2 creeks and the average is literally 1 before spark with 30k karats

>>534637750
Kids these days.

>>534637564
In one of the campaigns the trainer picks up his uma when they're celebrating, so I don't think that's true unless the trainer is secretly insanely jacked

I got over 20 Stam 2*s at 1100, awesome 10% chance

Is there any rhyme or reason to when the reporter's event shows up after you win a race or is it just random?

>>534637794
Men don’t immolate and have a break down when faced with reality, but bleeping out spe’s weight was pretty funny

>>534637817
Damn, it's like they made the horses sexy or something

reminder that Chiyono is a FAKE Sakura, she doesn't have petals in her eyes

>>534635981
so when do we get the first anniversary banner?

how are you guys building goldships for CM? its hard to hit 1200 speed with 4/2 speed stamina
should i try 5/1?

>>534638029
Well, they CAN survive multiple direct kicks into the face, so there is that.

>>534638145
use speed sparks

>>534637969
Does rael hors cri on traik? They kno when defeet or loss? Or know when one over other hors?

my casual club doesn't deserve me

>>534637889

>>534638172
imagine if her shoe fell off right before she kicked him haha

>>534635821
sometime in the near future, same as every other uma younger than maruzensky

>>534638071
Falco is sexier than the average uma though

>>534637419
My beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko...

>>534638145
4/2 is nice for catching stam back up in summer

>>534636994
>>534637171
if Orferve and Dream journey are possessive how are Femonono and Fiesta?

>>534638243

>534638245
>[-]

>>534638071
what doujin soft is this

>>534637969
why should i care about these side characters in cinderella gray

my local dealer can't be this SEXO

>>534638220
that's the total of fans earned of everyone in the club

>>534637940
despite having 300 less speed than Jordan

>>534637889
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki doki dooo~? ki???
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, suuuki suki suki suki chiyo no o

>>534638363
Fiesta is just a bro that want to kiss you

>>534638220
oh
they still don't deserve me

>>534637889
why is she so dog?

>>534638363
>orferve
is it alluded to anywhere in the game that she's goldship's sister or do they just not bring it up

>>534638393
>why should I care for flashing out side characters
they're cute that's why now shut up and look at her be happy!

>>534638567
Do uma like carrot cake?

>>534636656
jesus christ, this is industrial level perfect blend of cool and cute and precious and quirky and

STOP THE COUNT!!!!

>>534634584
I've come to appreciate all sizes because they have been boiled down to a trope associated with different personality types

>>534637923
Poor girl, tries so hard. I guess she will have to watch you and Flash make love... NO no, Falco wants it that way. She'll just sit there and watch you two.

>>534638607
Every Uma likes carrots

>>534638532
Horses are only considered true sibling if they share the same dam.

>>534636875
as long as she doesnt know she can everythings fine

She knows...

>>534638701
just date your trainer Falco

They’re over there juicing ninjins…

>>534638525
>Chiyono O’s original 3* title means “Strongest Under The Sun”, which is a sumo term used in the context of yokozuna (the master title of sumo). If one gets a tegata (autographed handprint) from a yokozuna, one of these stamps will bear this yoji-jukugo.
>This is also why she has two tufts of hairs that look like dog ears (and they move by themselves!). From this, Sakura Wanko O was born.

>>534636994
she smells her own shit just like her father does

Fuck it's so difficult for me to jerk off to most umas...

>>534638807
That moment passed when you did even one rep of power or guts training.

>>534638791
>having the same mother makes you proper siblings
>but not when all you have in common is your fathers seed, which arguably matters a fuck on more

>>534638870
Female trainer

>switch to my shitty cope build and just spam speed cardsd
>consistently get to A ranks now
i don't get it

>>534638567
they barely interacted with oguri… who really cares about yaeno

>>534638963
YWNBAW

>>534639013
speed game

>>534638947
Nuclear Hot Take: Just don't do it then lmao. No one is forcing you to jerk off to uma.
>>534639036
The audience, the part that isn't gay, boring and braindead. In other words: Kaibafags
>>534638913
CUTE!

>>534638950
>The origins of matrilineal descent ... a central tenet of Rabbinic Judaism for centuries
noooooo

Falco’s pussy is better than Flash’s

>>534638701
>Maruzen taking trainer for a drive on Christmas
shes going to take him to her favorite make out spot

>>534638947
and this is just starting bro

reminder that Contrail and Equinox are coming to JP soon
https://x.com/RacingTV/status/1906723173866897550

>>534636814
Fucking hell this you are literally me

>>534638403
finally support cards for One Inch of Love, Bayt Al-Hikmah and Everyone Likes

>>534639124
carrot pov

>>534639243
Almond’s bitch and her current lover

>>534638449
The greatest song of a generation.

>>534638674
I know that artist. Best HCG colection ever.

>>534638525
Her mannerisms. She just acts more like a dog and less like a horse. She even looks more like a dog.

Tsumamusume

>>534639197

>I am going to win against the queen of long races on my first long race
How I am supposed to support such a cocky uma/

>>534639243
if anything you will have to wait for next anniversary

>>534635452
what makes it funny

CHEATING IS A NO-NO

>>534639342
giving her plenty of stamina training (sex) and protein supplements (semen)

>>534639197

>>534639197
>but ze JUICE
if you have a parent in common, you're (half)sibling, easy as that. don't care what others think, this is pretty straight forward to me. at least some parts of your blood are the same, and that's a bond you can't ignore.
>>534639342
break a leg

>>534639421
mr cock and balls is a cute

I fap to umas that give me 3* sparks

SOON

>>534639372
next anniversary is obviously Ai, I'm saying they'll get announced as part of the cast

>>534639421
those eyes...

>>534635452
>>534635535
explain the joke

>>534638947
This morning I did it to Kita, Sweep, Dasca, and Flash. It was a good day.

>>534639404
so who did it?

>>534638145
use parent sparks to mitigate what your cards lacks in MLB, but it's pretty necessary I guess to borrow MLB creek and have manhatan stam card at 3-5, golshi has bonus on stam training, so you would like to get some legacy speed like another anon said

>>534633603
my intuition

>>534639306
>fucks both Kitasan and his son
what a whore

>>534639645

>>534639342

>>534636480
What is the lore behind pegasus being a super sentai/kamen rider retard?

>>534639645
Honestly a good post.

>haru urara
>haru oolala
ohhh

only fapped to mayano

>>534639729
Dumb raisu

Which uma has the best pussy grip?

>>534638440
>>534637940
just look at this majestic creature

the horse

need more oppai lolis

>>534633790
>she just sits in the back avoiding 90% of the procs and then gets a colossal speed boost halfway into the race.
Natures can actually counter this by going extremely low on stamina so they gas out sometime in the early-mid race, this hits the Golshi but is too far back to hit front/pace with All Seeing Eyes so it's up to you to decide who's a higher value target(s)

>>534639779
Cheating on your trainee for Happy Meek? For shame

>>534639124

>>534639779
Cute Meek

>>534638950
>which arguably matters a fuck on more
it doesn't it, not when your dad is likely to have a 1000+ kids

>>534639887
not dober, that's for sure

>>534638949
then lucky me

>>534639908
dios mio

/uma/ is gonna have 1 slot open today so just apply. Pretty laid back just log in daily and play when you can

>>534639908
>got an A rank doing this

>>534639939
>mom=gives funny egg that fathers sperm rapes and takes over
>this egg can be replaced by a fake womb and egg
>sperm can't
the amount of children doesn't matter, they're still (half)sibling, simple as that.

Don't know if I want Falcon. Will wait for youtubers to tell me if she is meta or not.

>>534639601
>bro just use parent sparks
>bro just make sure your parents have medium pinks
>bro your parents dont have all the good skills??
>bro the blues??
fuck off with this bullshit man

>>534639247
it's like 6figure hell when you aim for milion+ trading stocks

>>534640073
>/uma/'s danchou has being kicking out like 8 since yesterday
>he just announces another victim
I'm safe, r-right? danchou?

>>534640187
shes meta

https://arca.live/b/umamusume/144725505

>>534639930
>stays super focused and steady
>randomly goes "yo bro touch my tongue"

>>534640253
Better polish up that uma club resume

>>534639930
why are they like this

Don't worry Trainer, you'll be mine someday.

>>534640253
>reddit tachyon

>>534640253
>Pretty laid back just log in daily and play when you can
I don't see any reason for this kind of danchou to mass kick unless they were literal dead accounts.

>>534640307

>>534640307

>>534640253
You’re probably thinking of the wrong /uma/. I’ve just been kicking people who haven’t logged on in the last three days.

>>534640427
This thing looks like a pain in the butt.

>>534640187
She's the best dirt honse for a long time; but dirt CMs are few and far between, so only pull if you like her

>>534640427
YADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADA

>>534640108
How small is Digital?

>>534640427
so fucking cute....

>>534640427
is she the brattiest

>>534640427
why wont this cunt just eat her goddamned VEGETABLES??

>>534640307
Bibo is not that big. Those are Cheval tits.

>>534640495
Thanks, subscribed.

>>534640427
I THINK YOU SHOULD EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

>>534640427
Is this the most rapable msgk uma in the game?

>>534640393
Becaus hors is basically just big weird dog and wants to make ningen happy and laugh.

>>534640307

How do you punish a misbehaving hag?

do NOT open if you're happy!

>>534640579
143cm

>>534640710
anal is the only answer

>>534640434
>tumblr cafe

how many of you are from /gbvsg/ because i remember there was an arc where uma took over that general - there was a s1-s3 watchalong and the tournament organizer was a goldshipfag

wtf man, too soon

>>534640802
damn mejiro ryan looks like this?

>>534640710
Whatever the opposite of being raped is

>>534640710
Honestly, with Maruzen you could just go right up to her apartment and drag her out or conduct on the spot correction.

>>534638185
>speed sparks are good again

>>534640827
go balls out, let's go

>>534640802
very cute

>>534640802
my dogs NEVER did this when I fiddled with their ears...
>>534640710 >>534640827
get FUCKED

>>534640815
This sounds like gay discord shit

>>534640393
The brain of a toddler in a body about as sturdy as a glass window in a Three Stooges skit.

>>534640941
funnily enough there was never a /gbvsg/ discord from what i remember

>>534640802
so this is how umas behave on mating season huh?

Uma musume ugly derby

>>534641085
...is what this game would be called if you were in it

>>534640889
...

>>534641085
You mean Mejiro Ryan

Falco’s pussy has me in a stranglehold…she knows I need it more than air, food, shelter, love, or anything else. I’m completely under her control…

>>534641062
Yes but if you ignore them for long enough, amazon press happens.

>>534641145
Why'd you insert it in the wrong hole Torena-san

>>534641145
How could you anon?

>>534640393
they like to lick things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc

>>534641236
This uma looks like she knows how to milk a cock

>>534641145
Rudolf sharted.

>>534640142
>this egg can be replaced by a fake womb and egg
bro we're talking about racehorses here
they require live breeding to ensure pedigree and that no fraud will take place

>>534641145
I always thought the bike fail was funny. It looks like they got the shaft in the backdoor.

>>534641062
You better buy those one use pee pads

>>534641293
I don’t like seeing Rudolf cry…she’s a strong woman and for her to cry she must be really hurt and that upsets me

>>534641263

Have any of you guys managed to get an A rank Haru? Is it even possible?

>>534641145

>>534640579
actually noticed this in game, falco doesnt seem big but digitan is positively tiny next to falco, they were talking by the bulletin board

>>534641379
>nicker
cant say that umas

>>534641263
Good lord look how flat...
I'll do another 10 roll.

>>534641418
Try witmaxxing

>>534641221
Dirt idol fingers typed this.

>>534641295
Air Groove seemed really friendly ;_;

>>534641512
I wish I didn't have to wait so long to get dirty with my bro

>>534641398
I like it when she cries during her career.
Her messiah complex blows up in her face and she actually learns that rely on others rather than believe herself to be some hotshot divine being meant to solve everyone's problem's for them.

>>534641295
>Groove in her senior year.webm

>>534641295
air groove not in front of the cameras...

>>534641472
My flat looks off...

Symboli Rudolf's hair is ugly and weird

>>534641610
the weight of her destiny was too strong.

>>534641457

>>534641685
Your flat looks 100 million times better than that shitty ugly on the inside and outside midget

>>534641379
>already saw how they twitch that vulva
umamusumes were made to milk dry their partners

Umapyoi

>>534641849
>M-M-MOM!!!??!??

Ran some CM rooms and got about 75% win rate with my A med Oguri, Nice Nature and debuff endchaser Rudolf. The actual event will have less sweats than pubs right? or has the honeymoon period passed and all the casual players left.

>>534641802
yep exact one heh

>>534641802
Falco is so nice!

>>534641765
It was too strong because she kept trying to bear it alone...

>>534641849
>>534641968
they definitively need to add more parents, that way my oyakodon dreams will keep growing stronger

>>534641849
With galumas and no protection

>>534641849
>cuckshit
Kill yourself.

>>534641804
Rude

>>534638383
Reminds me of THAT Creek image

200 pulls on SC or save for potential summer maru pity?

STOP THE COUNT

>>534641969
The 24h steam peak is ~40k players, how many people do you see opening and joining CM rooms
It'll be fine bro

>>534641802
Digital’s trainer had no chance…

>>534641849

>>534641236
I will now ignore Gentildonna

>couldn't cap speed
Fuck.

>>534641145
WHY DOES HER BEING TIRED HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SEAT BREAKING ANYWAY THIS SHOULDN'T BE A FAILURE

>>534642125
The class 6 demotion is at 470k you're ngmi

>>534641685
Omedetou

Is it morally correct to have sex with Rice Shower?

>>534642046
It would be hot with these two.

>>534638245
I like feet too but I need to physically kill you after reading this.

>>534641849
>>534642082
We love NTR

>>534642273

>>534642268
>last week it was 540k
I'm so mad.

What’s a good stat line for the long CM after this one?

I have one SPD, STA and PWR Uma but no 2*, who should I focus on training to gamble for another 3* to start training seriously? I know Agnes is busted for her ult but she's so fucking hard to train she always flops on the last one for me. I've been doing Taiki since she can get 1100 in SPD and PWR pretty easily but STA doesn't hit 600

JUST

>>534642290

l-lewd

HOPE

>>534642232
Your funeral.

>>534641804
do NOT talk about my daughter like that or she will kill you with her SUPER LASER EYE BEAMS

>>534642273
DO NOT sex your imouto

>>534642436
She’s basically begging you to make her go all the way

>>534642243
where's your power?

>>534642268
The first time promotion bonus is what matters
the difference between class 5 and 6 retention is minimal

>>534642436
What was she doing?

>>534641802
>sound link
>no sound
???

>>534642336
No memeing I genuinely love toporo so much and it makes me sad how long we have to wait for global to get her

>>534642618
>minimal
>150 vs 250

>>534642645
its really low

>do rudolf career
>two days of infirmary to clear night owl
>night owl again
>no rainbows for an entire goal
>do career again
>migraine
>FAILED A TWO PERCENT FOUR RAINBOW
>boxed entirely in arima kinen three times
>career again
>doing well so far
>migraines
>third place satsuki sho due to late start
Symboli Rudolf what the fuck is wrong with you

>>534642640
the answer is turf

>>534642514
well done

>Grind a 8* Speed horse
>Get tired of grinding speed 9* and grind power instead
>Finally grind a 8* power horse.
>Tired of grinding power to get the 9*
Alright...who should I make for stamina?

>>534642697
1 roll vs 1 roll
the maximum sweat clubs bring in better rewards

>>534642430
>inviting a boy to her house and her room alone
Mom definitely had the right idea.

>>534642698
what the fuck man that IS really low

In what situation presently is there a reason to unironically train guts?

>>534642868
Mom was trying to help the guy out by making Ai chan jealous

>>534642948
Umamusume is a guts game

>>534642786
You are clearly not worthy of being her trainer.

>>534642948
1st year building friendship

>Did all my daily races and six TT's
>Still two daily sales left that never popped up
I didn't think this was possible

>>534642815
Monthly it's 600 vs 1000.

>>534642948
I hear Haru is the Kitisan Black of Gut cards, so use that.

>>534642948
predebut/junior/classic and theres more than 3 on guts and you havent max'd out their friendship yet while theres no rainbow

>>534634963
she calls him "wa ga kimi", which is milord
>>534639535
they mated irl

Could have been 1200/1000 spd/sta but rainbow shy away during summer camp.
What are your bros average race count? I can only squeeze 16 to have a decent balanced stats, probably 17 if i’m lucky.

do debuffs stack

>>534643007
IM TRYING

taiki shuttle

more like

taiki shittle

**i really do wish she wasn't pushed to the sidelines/ignored by cygames so much**

>>534641849
Ai-chan... your slut mom...

>>534643257
Flaming paizuri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyFANjKVn8

holy shit it's real...

>>534643089

>>534642046
admire groove and agnes flora soon

>>534643315
cant have the american gag character take up the spotlight

Are pink sparks completely random?

>>534643392
whats wrong with that horse

>>534643352
At least there's one thing she's able to beat Tachyon, Pocket and Cafe in

>>534643331
How did a whore mom raise such a pretty, vanilla, successful daughter?

>>534643315
I mean, it could be worse.

>>534643520
Not many can beat her in sheer sexiness

Is bride top gun worth pulling over seiun sky? I have an itch to pull soon.

The Epsatono Island trainer breeding chambers...

>>534643757
lol wtf

I genuinely can't tell if golshi's potential 3 skill does anything at all

>>534643634
True that, I can only think of a few strong contenders

>>534643231
your wit??

>>534643757
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHINSHIN!

>>534643371
Impressive that there's that many people

>>534643089
Even the scam shop needs time to restock.

>>534643757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4

bwos i entered myself for the junior debut race and came last... satano crown said she would take me to her island... what did she mean by this?

>>534643757
1-dong
2-dong

>slow metabolism twice during the junior year
ITS NOT 10%

How was your day /uma/? I went to the racetrack and saw horse races for the first time today

>>534643757
>>534644040
damn

I still haven't recovered from the rape, bros...

>>534644396
smoll horse pussy

which one should i leave on my profile

>>534644293
I ate good bread :)
how did the horse races go

>Game still gets 40k peaks
wtf I thought this game would die after Kita banner

>>534642531
I need her to amazon press me..

>>534644503
none

>Saving for Tamamo Chud
>But now really want Taishin
I miss my iron will... where did it go?

>>534644536
Chanmi will kill this game

I have come to the conclusion that sweep tosho is trash when you don't get her charming buff early on

>>534644536
don't worry the doomposters will always pretend the next thing will kill it

>>534644536
>seafags lied
many such cases

>>534643257
>>534643520
>>534643927
DANTSU PAIZURI

I’m so tired

>>534644596
I want to save for the summer banner but my shit cards make me want to throw 200 on Creek

Is it true you can just BUY summer maruzensky when she comes out? Like a guaranteed purchase?

>>534644637
your conclusion is retarded so go back to the drawing board

>>534644596
I really want Tamamo too but I'm just gonna wait another 2 months and pull the all-uma banner instead, might get spooked

>>534644536
I legitimately thought the gameplay would have nuked casuals by now.

>>534644396
>>534644697
Teio intercourse

>>534644712
VERY hot and sweaty 'zuri

Anons are you finished with the reward bonus yet?

>>534644712
Her design is just so soft. You don’t want to fuck her brains out, that’s a woman you make love with.

>>534644637
you're a retard or a homosexual, probably both

>>534644503
All of these are average if not meh tier not going to lie. Just pick whatever that has more ura spark. People really want 9* stam/power/wit these past few days.

>>534644734
Same

>>534644862
2 more runs and im done

>>534642948
you can win ura finale with 1200 guts rice shower

>>534644536
I’m seriously addicted that it’s affecting my sleep it’s not even funny. I am in constant panic trying to farm sparks because I am setting a deadline for them

>>534643757
Sakura Commerce, owner of the Sakura horses was founded by a Korean.

There’s always a new hons to look forward to

>>534644503
>speed spark
what am i gonna use those for
give me stamina and/or power

>>534643371
lmao this dude talks so much about his cigarettes' boxes it's funny as hell

Super Creek dupes or Seiun Sky?

Need more zoomer

>>534644856
Paizuri so mind-blowing that my hips thrust subconsciously just remembering it..
>>534644873
1000% agree. I want to see her flustered with her hair down as I gently lay her on the bed for our first time (after I win the hot springs ticket)

>>534633114
Ass Wonder

She started thinking about trainer san painting her insides white

>>534645198
This is also my dilemma but I have 0 Creek copies

Bros how do I build a strong Nice Nature? She really gets fuck all hints for the debuffs, but more importantly I'm not sure what statline I should aim for, if I should get any speed/stamina buffs and what/how many races I should run

>>534645245
A Smile a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

>>534644840
Numbers go up on your personally invested cute girl?

It will maintain a strong hold on a lot of people, I notice a lot of Sega fans calling it the second coming of chao garden

When is Twin Turbo coming to global? I want to either build her as an absolute mile/sprint Front Runner with silly inherits or make her skill be inherited by other mile/sprint Front Runners and watch them leave everyone else in the dust.

I hate this bitch so much.

If base speed is supposed to be static for the first 3/4ths of the race, then how come Urara drops like a fucking rock in Arima as soon as it starts?

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>>534645325
She’s mega hot but her kids are fucked

>>534644856
but why Sakamoto/Coach Anzai

>>534645291
What is going on here?

>>534645390
Oyakodon

>>534644779
pls anons

>>534645368
don't worry, she's not gonna have kids because she's a dyke

>>534645361
getting groundwork on her while having enough stamina, speed and the green skills was a fucking pain in the ass

>>534645368
The drug induced sex are going to be fun at least

>>534645419
>>534645419
Buena Vista is infinitely hotter than her mom

>End Closer
>Stays on the inside
Goldship, you fucking retard horse

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>>534645557
buy the fov skill retard

Really need a way to just disable her mask permanently - not even joking id bet shed be more popular

>>534645198
>>534645304
creek 100%, there are 0 good support banners for the next 3 months

>>534644536
Ive said for awhile the real test is when golshi event ends and the "Free stuff fountain" slows down

>>534645267
Becomes a post-training habit of Dantsu to whisk her trainer away for another taste, to make her sweat-slicked chest even stickier!

>>534645596
they made a model for umamusume A?

>>534645483
I don't even know about groundwork, but this slut has had over 30 runs and given me zero good sparks. While I run Taiki Shuttle ONCE and she gave me 3* Power with 2* Ura Finale. Maruzensky is an overrated hag.

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>>534641295
he is so fucking chill about that, not even remotely phased lmao
>air groove
my cute wife...