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mambo

Horse milk

>>532067182 (OP)
Why do I feel cucked by the this image...is it because he has a face...

who are the best mile runners in the game right now? my mile team sucks ass in team trials

I have taiki shuttle but she's on the dirt team

Someone post Marvelous Sunday dancing.

AlmondMilk
is recruiting.

>>532067270
because you're mentally ill

>>532067268
When are you guys actually buying it though?
https://www.chevalait.com/en/

golshisexo

>>532067271
Suzuka, Vodka, and Air Groove

>>532067061
Karen has an Umbreon and a Vileplume, 2 of my favorites, therefore Karen is right.

Therefore the optimal team is:
>Bakushin
>El Condor Pasa
>Nice Nature
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Haru Urara

wtf I didn't know Trainer-san had the rizz like that

>>532067182 (OP)
>depicted as a schizo sleep deprived caffeine addicted weirdo in-game
>fans depict her as this 007 james bond secret agent
Which one is it?

Tell me about Donna, why is Gold Ship so scared of her?

>>532067271
grass wonder, daiwa, vodka, el condor pasa are your 2*s

>>532067271
Not sure about best but my Mile team does okay.

>>532067291
ah yes. meijiro dober. the slut of a 1000 horses

holy shit

>>532067271
Look at the leaderboards and copy them

>>532067528
delete this

>>532067497
>all those 3* costumes
I'm jealous

600/1100/600 too hard

Are you shitting me

How can I become more like Gold Ship in real life?

>>532067528
Literal boomer Green Woman...

>>532067609
>greatly increased
>+5%

I fucking hate this autistic horse. Focus speed? Too little stamina. Focus stamina? Too little speed. Balance the two? One of them is slightly too low. I'll admit that I'm a brainlet when it comes to this game, but this shit's retarded. I finally got to URA, at least, even though she got blown the fuck up in the first race.

>>532067497
>all those 3* horses and he's still lower rank than me
lol

>>532067590
take a speed out if you have sr mayano

>>532067609
Horse periods...

>>532067484
she's the horse equivalent of an amazon. she's bigger than him and stronger than him that he got emasculated trying to breed her superior genetic stock

>>532067609
It's just a 5% chance Michael, how often can it occur?

>>532067484
I'm also scared of her

>>532067590
run 2 speed 1 power instead

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532067528
>boomer green woman
>baby boomer/X cat hag
delete this

>>532067528
How is she so old...

Cheval Grand banner soon.

tanuki mega pack(in-game characters only):
https://workupload.com/file/CF5dmhrpNJP

F2P S-rank guide is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYqgM9OXpw

Yes, it involves Wit.

>>532067671
>He thinks high rank is important
lmao have fun losing with 1200 wit horses.

>>532067609
I had that on one of my first McQueen attempts.
You can't treat it either, it just fucks you for some number of turns depending when you got it I guess.

Move over Vegeta and Gilgamesh, there's a new jobber champion.

I cannot for the life of me make a horse to the finals, I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong. The highest I get is a C+ by the end of her personal goals.

>>532067350
Training her is a joy

>>532067528
Look at this real quick trainersan

>>532067762
why do these content creators just want to brick people into joining pvp brackets they can't handle

>>532067670
you also want some power so she actually accelerates on her final spurt

>>532067723
what if im trying for like 1000/1100/600

I have to...I HAVE TO HOOOOOOOOPE

When am I allowed to stop front running my uma? Once there's a non dogshit front runner in the race?

>>532067795
>Gilgamesh out of nowhere
Why is the jetkek playing my horsegame?

>>532067920
Getting a S rank horse is still worth it for carats but yes you shouldn't put it in a team.

>>532067182 (OP)
>trying to fuck manhattan cafe
>ghost standing to the side watching the whole time

I'll be honest, I'm not sure I could finish, under the circumstances

>>532067723
>>532067686
Not him but what if my power cards SUCK?
This white haired bitch is literally STEALING energy from my horse.

Can someone post their mile Vodka and Daiwa? I wanna know how they should look when properly built

>have 400 Wit
>Trazuna says I need more Wit
shut the fuck up how about a knuckle sandwich

>>532067941
then keep doing what you're doing and pray for more rainbows

>>532068024
digital is fine

if i want to farm friend points, am i right in thinking that retarded normalfags only want 9* stam and don't give a shit about pinks/whites? or have normalfags been introduced to the idea of URA Finale sparks and will refuse to borrow any inheritance under 5*?

how do I get more Monies and SP? I can't fucking afford anything.

Teio!

>You breed the same umas over and over
>The same scenario over and over, with slight variables
Let me guess... Time LOOP THEORY

>>532067975
I was just listing a few of the more infamous jobbers bro.

>>532068094
normalfags are just looking at the numbers, they have no idea what the white sparks are

>>532067670
I got really lucky on her on my first run. Just went B speed, B stamina and relied on her ultimate, which upgraded to level 2 midway.

I was never favored in my last races and URA, but still managed to get by because of it

bwos I'm getting burned out

>>532068083
i think i need support cards that start with more friendship, sometimes its hard to max out the special week support

I love her so much bros.

>>532068150
>You breed the same umas over and over
yes

>be new to the game
>think that Long and Dirt racers are hard to come by
>realize way later that the actual draught is with Sprint racers
Who the fuck can you even use effectively there? Bakushin is a given, but who else? Fucking King Halo with her dogshit career and abilities?

>>532068119
Fuck off

>>532067670
I love Bourbon's career. There's no dumb gimmicks to slow you down artificially, it's just a test of your training ability while still giving you just enough leeway to not get completely fucked by a bad event.

>>532068232
my menopausal hotwife

>>532068261
This is me every time I try the Teio campaign and she gets 15th in the tokyo derby

>>532067805
You're just learning how to play right now. You can win a career no effort just using Sakura Bakushin O with 5 R cards spamming speed and wit but that won't really make you better at the game.
Check the predictions before entering a race the symbols will tell you what you are lacking. Just disregard Guts completely for now if you've been trying to balance all your stats.

>>532068232
Built for patting your head and nursing handjobs while telling you what a good trainer you've been

>>532068248
from what i can tell, inheritable maruzensky. uraara. i think maybe taiki shuttle.

>>532068248
bro...your taiki shuttle?

>>532068248
King Halo, Taikki Shuttle, Maruzensky and King Halo sprint well. Taikki is not a good fit tho cuz she is a Dirt racer too and those are very hard to come by.

what the fuck does lub-dub mean?

I dont think I've ever seen a gacha this popular and out for like half a decade in japan have so little goontent. What the fuck happened gooner bros.

>>532068052
600/600/600/300/300

That's the minimum. Anything beyond that you can put into speed and power.

>>532068261
Don't mind if I do

HOLY SHIT 50,000 GIFTED CHECK YOUR GIFTS BWOS

>>532068232
your own KB card bro?

I really want to REDEEM Oguri Cap with the 3* selector but I know I'm going to spark Xmas Oguri because I'm a metaslurper.

YESSSSSS FIRST A RANK

>>532068425
Thanks, good to know I only need 600 stam

>>532068440
>its real
howy shit sankyuu cygenerous

Is this what they meant by witgame?

>>532068248
Bakushin and King Halo. Taiki Shuttle if you're willing to have your dirt team consist of Haru Urara, El Condor Pasa, and Oguri Cap.
If you didn't roll all those, you can get fucked I guess.

>>532068440
you're like 5 hours too late

>>532068415
It's like fooly cooly bro

>>532068417
Don't asking questions, aniki.
(Unironically.)

>>532068440
you needed to make this joke earlier

>turn 1
>three supports on speed
>mood up event
>turn 2
>four supports on stamina
>mood up event
>turn 3
>FIVE supports on speed
>+30 energy event
this run has the mandate of heaven, I demand 3* stamina spark 1200/1100/800 by the end of this run

>>532068417
The fact Yakuzas will literally try to get you if you lewd the horses probably made a lot of artists afraid.
>>532068457
0LB (Pity)

I finished season 2 and it lived up to the hype. I definitely recommend it to the anons who have not watched it yet.

>>532068367
>>532068375
>>532068410
Taiki Shuttle is used for Mile and Dirt. Her ability only triggers on corners, and there's Sprint tracks that don't even have a corner.

>>532068483
>I really wanna follow my heart
>But my metaslup heart says no
Both are meta shit, plus cappu is cute, so pick her you stupid fuck

>>532067861
that it is and will be

>>532068217
I just play one run a day and move on to other games. Nobody’s forcing you to go all out

>>532068094
You need a MLB non-welfare SSR for friend points, the only thing an uma with good sparks will get you is the same 100 crowns a mediocre uma gets.

>>532068417
Horses are owned by people with deep pocketbooks who aren't amused when you draw their million dollar thoroughbreds being fucked

>>532068546
>>532068525
They just appeared right now for me desu

is 100 the max amount of clubpoints for followers borrowing your uma?

So how do I get horsies after spending everything on KB?

>>532067939
I've tried adding that to the mix, but I just don't have the numbers. The best I managed was 700 speed, 600 stam, 350 power and wit and she still got fucked. Guess I just need to farm better cards and sparks for now

>>532068440
Great but I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING SP!

>>532068560
>this run has the mandate of heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyAgk9der4

hamburgers or hamburger steaks?

>>532068115
stop spending all your money in the shop retard

Agnes Jobeon

>>532068039
DJ SMONKEY IN MY TRED???

>>532068417
OMAE

>>532067748
Is Cheval a gay horse?
https://litter.catbox.moe/ikv74yc1qk6x94vj.webm

>>532068417
Owners of some horses pulled out of the project after seeing other horses get porn posted of them so Cygames came out and said "hey don't do that" and nips are respectful enough to not post it (publicly) so to avoid causing more problems for the game.
It doesn't help that horse race betting has deep rooted ties to the yakuza.

>>532068727
hamburger steaks are a complete meme

>>532067861
how long until she's on global

>>532068440
I would have preferred more carats, I'm close to pity and I don't want to have to buy carats for my first Kitasan black

>>532068518
Smart musclehorse

>>532068592
twin turbo ;_;

>>532068592
Wait until you see the OVA and movie. I liked season 2 a lot, but these two shit so hard on anything else the franchise has to offer (including Cinderella Grey) that it's ridiculous.

>>532067182 (OP)
Should I always use this same deck on everyone?

>>532068661
Imagine that extra eccentric billionaire who actually wants their prized horse's anime girl counterpart getting fucked.

>>532068907
yes, needs more wit though

>>532068727
Why hasn't anyone made a hamburger hamburger steak?

>>532068907
>witlet

>>532068907
...is the class president retarded?

I heard Kingu was a sprinter so I started making one but now my URA races all came as medium distance, look at these stats
So bloated on stam and low on speed... Is that good enough for team trials?
I mean can get her +30 max on it on this last turn...
Or should I just keep her as late surger for mid?
I have some good sprint skills available to purchase and a lot of SPs as well including a gold one

>>532067484
Gold Ship's tricks don't work on Donna. Donna is smart enough to keep up with Tachyon. She is stronger than Kawakami Princess. And she is well to do like the Mejiros. Donna has the body of a lewd model and is well endowed.

Gentildonna is closer to a god than anything else. She is overpowered.

name 3 horses

>>532068440
I boughted the $4 dollar pack for gold a day ago

does this game get harder career modes later
i already got a no alarm clock run with king halo and i barely even know what the fuck i'm doing (thanks to that random steam comment i found saying to do 3 sprint races to change her URA finale from medium to sprint though, probably saved my ~380 stamina ass)
i guess there's self-imposed challenge runs you can do like winning arima kinen with urara but like do we get harder single player content later or is it all about tryharding pvp

>>532068512
>By 1 point
Impressive.

>>532069045
that's a weird name

ai
like
hamburger

>>532068810
Aren't the horse owners now running to Cygames after they made bank and became a cultural phenomenon?

>>532069045
Tazuna
Director
Jackie Chan

>>532068952
I feel like Daiwa Scalerts trainer wants it based on the rumors of "give her bigger tits/design more popular than Vodka"

qrd on etsuko's bonuses if you increase friendship w. her?
how much stats at the end at max and what causes the elated coverage event?

Why are masks erotic

hagushin

>>532068512
fucking barely, gj

>>532069045
secretariat
man o' war
seabiscuit

>532067270
but you're cucked though, you were born a pajeet, a subhuman of the lowest and filthiest kind, who does all kinds of the most retarded things to scrap a few bucks so you can eat those foods that are indistinguishable from literal feces. Who is more cucked than your existence? What is more miserable, more pathetic, more ridiculous than you?

>>532069020
stamina too low for medium
you only need to get stamina high enough to survive the humiliation ritual that is first year, after that try entering more sprint races to make the URA finals also sprint races

>>532069041
GoldShip is the powerhouse that never had to try too hard to succeed.
Donna is an statistical anomaly beyond the curve, I feel sorry for GoldShip.

>>532068417
Horse girls are wholesome family friendly content with no relations to the Yakuza whatsoever

>>532068273
Don’t forget the early hints that tell you to raise up stamina. So while it’s still difficult, it’s still possible

>ALMOND EYE ISNT A ROLLABLE HORSE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??????????

Oh I just noticed that during the inspiration events that the glowing light can be silver or gold

>>532067484
RL? Gentildonna was just unusually muscular for a mare. It's not so much that he was 'scared' of her as that he saw her as a guy, and Gold Ship never liked guy horses much. Even as a Boss Horse, he never really had 'lackeys'. The closest would be his best buddy Just A Way, and even then poor Just A Way had to put up with Golshi being a bit of a melodramatic prick at times.

Uma-wise? Gentildonna's got super-powers because Cygames wanted to be funny about the whole Gorilla thing, so she's just scary to everyone by default.

>>532069335
Wait for the 6th anniversary

>>532069309
There is no war in Ba Sing Se

I hate that we were robbed out of Doto's literal sweater puppies.

>>532069045
Centorea Shianus
Red Hare
Shadowfax

>>532068907
Switch the stamina cards for two power cards for Sprint/Mile/Dirt. Gold skills are NOT a replacement for stamina, especially on the short tracks where there's an effectively lower activation chance.

>>532069182
Nor really because I still don't see King Kamehameha.

Almond is actually pretty boring.

>>532069230
no idea but I fully agree, noticed them being sexy as hell some months back
>once when I mentioned it I was called some reddit shit cuz haha covid
people are fucking weird

>>532069045
Northern Taste

Should I uncap all my Rare cards or do I exchange them for silver horse shoes?

>>532069469
Same as her fans.

>>532069279
Not really she has to win Tenno Sho autumn at 2000 on her last race
How much stam is the minimun here then? 400?

>>532069335
Why is this boy doing this gesture??????

>>532069083
Yes. We also get different non-URA scenarios, some of which have infamously monstrous NPC horses in optional races.
If you want to do some challenge runs, look up various epithets. Trying to get the unique title for all the horses is pretty fun.

>>532067291
>LET DAD LET DO
why do you share a meme made by seanigs

>>532069223
>"give her bigger tits/design more popular than Vodka"
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>532069494
uncap for the missions

>>532069335
i...uh...nice image

>>532068963
>>532068992
>>532069016
I just focused on the other stats since I barely had enough time to get Speed to 1150 before the last URA race. I guess I still have time management issues. So for Bakushin, I should use two Wit cards instead?

>El run
>try for classic crown
>schedule satsuki sho
>place 4th
>tazuna says power needed to be higher
>power was highest stat at c
>went on to hit first in derby no problem
I know it's all rng, but seriously

>>532069527
yeah that should be enough

>>532069528
She's asking for a bottle of water. She's very thirsty after her run.

Am I fucked for Seiun Sky banner if Kitasan banner took away my savings? Farming trophies right now.

>>532068560
>>532068725
>pc fucking crashed and forced a shut-down as soon as I made this post
I'M SORRY TAZUNA I WON'T MAKE ANY FURTHER DEMANDS FROM MY HORSES AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

SKIP

they are not meta.

>>532069617
at this point, i believe witsmaxx jp god. if you brocked, you brocked. so witmaxx so you never get into that situation in the first place.

>>532069437
I'll be sure to try that out when I can, thanks. Besides the SR Amazon card, what is a good power card to use?

>>532067528
Tazuna is the Phantom horse confirmed

>>532069617
could've been a late start
could've been rushed
could've just been boxed in

>kitasan blacked
doesn't count
>clock abuse
doesn't count
>wit gamed the system
doesn't count
you didn't earn that A. play the game correctly or don't post at all.

It'd be nice if pity points carried over instead of turning into clovers...

The anime is so good…

>>532069682
seiun sky isnt meta dont fall for their memes

Ngl ines fujin is hot

Around when will the Seiun Sky banner hit?

>Highest score was 403k
>randomly got 484k today
I genuinely have no idea how scoring works for pvp

>>532069453
you don't se Kaneko's horses because Deep Impact used doping and he doesn't want cygay to adopt that story you fucking retard, stop repeating reddit head canon like fucking broken machine

>>532068843
>>532068597
Give it time, she'll be there.

Who's the mahjong uma? When is she releasing?

>>532067291
>SEA Facebook group tier post

>>532069801
Cygames gachas are where you learn to never ever impulse roll.

>>532069808
>damn bro your horse is retarded

>>532069813
I like Seiun and after her I only care about Manhattan, Doto and Tachyon banners

this is going well

>>532069758
The curse was real...

>>532069541
oh getting some of these epithets looks fun thanks
it feels like just beating URA Finale is going to get easy quick so it's cool there's already stuff to do

>>532069546
>>532069927
how could you tell it's made by a SEAsian?

>>532069876
if noobs get and train a new horses and the new horses are shit and they're added to their roster of Bs and get bumped in rating, they give you more points just for that
I got from 260 to 320 consistently just today

>>532069996
Never Give Up

She's really cute bros

>>532069996
She ain't making it past the first summer

hey wait a minute
this isn't growth at all

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO NAME ONE (1) HORSE

>>532069915
I'm not repeating any story, I'm just saying I'm not seeing one of the first horses we saw animated.
Not giving a reason or proposing a theory, just complaining we were denied some horses

>This is my first fully uncapped card

Well, could be worse

if you haven't beaten the story mode bourbon yet you don't get to call the game easy.

What's stopping KMR from releasing OCs?

is this deck any good?

>>532069996
Just get the gun and put her down bro... she doesn't deserve to suffer like that.

>>532070092
uhhhhh...... uhmmm..... the uhhhhh...

>>532069775
Tier list from someone who isn't a retarded chink or shitposter.

LITTLE HORSE GIRLS

>>532070225
prolly cause it'd dilute the brand. like fifa or madden, people don't buy to play ocs' they buy to see xxx player doing kicks

First time I actually see it working
What's the %?

>>532070139
wait, which career is this?

>>532070232
Retard, Rodya needs negative mood to be useful, she doesn't work with Kitasan

>>532069996
holy fucking bricked lmao

Human Wife.

Almond milk is good for growing trainers

How can you marry your uma if you don't even know how to prepare all her favorite meals in suitable quantities?

Why does she dress like a homeless person

>>532070262
huh, i have mlb streamer horse. i looked and she didnt' look good to me

>>532070225
cygames owner literally owns the top 3 best horse currently in the world why create ocs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_Young_(horse)

>>532070139
Well, good to know that it's straight up impossible for me to beat her story at this point, my best run had maybe half those stats

>>532070092
uma

>>532070225
I would pull for her.

>>532070262
>list from someone who isnt a chinese or shit poster
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so this? yes, i always trust japs myself, they actually know and give a fuck for the game unlike globaltards or seatrannies. https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/

>>532069198
Wrong answer

>>532070092
Jackie Chan

>>532070232
Play a better hand trap.

>>532070348
the main story, rice shower's chapter

>>532070483
Was sad he jobbed in the derby. Wanted to have a ky derby uma

>>532068796
I love her outfit. Defeat and setbacks. Rivalries and friendship.
https://youtu.be/ITMH_MOZb-0?si=r0HtFWsVf821bdXG

>>532069223
Same with Donna and Doto. Just give them huge milkers and make them look good.

>>532068907
You don't need 2 stamina cards for sprinters. Borrow a maxed Creek instead of that shitty 1LB Creek. What other cards do you have levelled up? 0LB cards are almost all garbage.

I want my uchujin wife now

>>532070595
huh, speaking of i really do need to beat that again. i need to retrain a good long horse though.

>>532070404
I need Almond's boobs around my dick

Super Creek career mode gave me a boner

When can i roll again? I need more SR dupes...

>>532070527
>someone actually named an IRL racehorse on this girl
>its a dirt track racer

>>532070262
Thanks! I don't have those SRs MLB'd, but at least I have one or two dupes on them.

>>532070608
I fucking love horses (cows).

Anyone else (aside from Cafe) I should be leveling up?

>>532070712
If true, that's amazing.

>>532070712
so that's why she can never win...

>>532070262
You mean a fully uncapped Mejiro Ryan is worse compared to a 0* Hishi Amazon?!

Hell, I even have a 0* Vodka and Pasa lying around

>>532070530
why is MLB SC so much higher than every other LB of her? I thought she's only useful for swinging maestro?

What does it mean to be well-positioned in a race?

>>532070328
The top choices have shittier odds than the bottom choices. I think the one you chose has 80% success chance and the top choice is 20% success chance.

>>532070139
Honestly she becomes a lot easier when you realize power is a dump stat for front runners, that being said sometimes rice shower just becomes a super sayian and there's nothing you can do about it

How did Happy Meek make the URA Finals when she lost every race to me?

It’ll be a long time till I can play as her but I’ll still support her and her real life children in their upcoming races

>>532070704
Support cards? Creek's banner in like 4 months

>>532070712
They also have Umapyoi, Yume wo Kakeru and a bunch of other. Umaapyoi unfortunately die after an incurable injury. The owner really wanted him to won a race for uma musume fans...

>>532070682
She does that

>>532070895
I think it means horizontal movement and not getting blocked.

>>532070852
vodka is good for her gold stamina skill. i forget what el pasa is used for. but yea, vodka is basically super creek 2.0

>>532070232
>roach
>no called by
enjoy your turn 1 brick

>>532070891
Similar stats but Swinging Maestro just mogs every other stamina skills

Anyone got that image with the estimated character banner releases?

>>532070483
What a fantastic name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9xN_o70nFE

>>532070530
This tier list is useless because it doesn't take practicality into account. A 0LB SC is still a Maestro dispenser and put her above a hell of a lot of other cards just because of that.

>>532070262
just post the entire image

>>532070712
DIRT IS BRAVE

Of these umas, which should I focus on while grinding for my 3*?

>>532069045
Tommy Two Socks
My Wife Knows Everything
My Wife Knows Nothing

>>532071131
The one you love the most.

>>532071073
I was asking why SC's MLB is so much higher than every other LB of SC when swinging maestro is the only important consideration

Is Almond peak uma?

>>532071096
Did you open the wiki page he posted?

>>532070530
That site has always been bait. It doesn't take events into account.

>>532071208
wtf, that's not my green woman

>30% chance to get 1 or more super creek in 50 rolls next rate up
I don't feel so good

>>532071131
Whichever one gives you the biggest boner (Rice Shower)

>team trials
>pick lowest rank opponent
>lose every match
>pick highest rank opponent
>win every match

Any ranked clubs I can join?

>>532071208
imagine how HUGE negro tazuna's ass would be

>>532071220
i do wonder that too. from what i saw, her power points are lb1, and lb3. lb4 seems miniscule in comparison

>>532070838
Im not bullshitting

>>532070642
But that's MY wife though

Is the higher stamina = earlier final spurt thing true or misinformation

>>532071208
i hate it

>>532070139
Mostly a stamina issue. I will admite beating the career is very satisfying with Bourbon since she very explicitly states her affection for (you)

>>532071230
>king races
let's fucking go I might 3* her

Which uma has watched every episode of skibidi toilet

>>532070497
I cleared her at B rank. There’s RNG involved, but it’s still possible

>>532071319
>team trials
>all my umas are in awful mood
>all opponent umas in GREAT mood

>>532071495
twin turbo

>>532071230
>nothing for the rest of the month
this release schedule is simultaneously way too fast and way too slow. running through 4 years worth of content wouldn't be so bad if we had modern QoL and shit.

How do you feel about Cyames adding full American bred horses due to the global server success?

>>532071354
Just join an unranked club, you're too late to get rewards anyway.

>>532069230
They streamline the facial features and add an air of mystique
Covering a woman's nose and mouse emphasises her eyes and the shape of her jawline
Facemasks are literally thigh-high stockings for the face
Peak beauty

Also please post cute Maruzensky's, she's my favourite

>>532071634
>mood down

>>532071220
Her LB3 and MLB increases her initial friendship gauge by 15 each level, higher initial friendship = faster rainbow

>>532071625
How would they even approach american horse racing associations

>>532071230
who's the mystery nigga on the last race

Which uma took your onsen virginity?

>>532071625
>skibidi rizz
>related to ass wonder and flat motion
But I want full american big tits umas...

>>532071391
Then there's hope for Happy Meek yet!

>>532071740
looks like curren chan to me

>>532071740
nigga if u knew then it wouldn't be a mystery

Bros I am not gonna make it...........

>>532071319
I feel it’s due to lower rankings baiting you with lower stats but better skills

>>532071720
Same way they became one of the sponsers for the kentucky derby

>>532071230
>July 27th
>same time as the sprint legend race
Aw fuck me. I was planning on rolling the daily uma gacha to get more low rares and I'd rather not do it now and get spooked by another fucking long dist uma.

SPE WON
TEIO LOST
KITASAN LOST BIGGLY
OGURI LOST BIGGLIEST

Umamusume is wit game.

>>532071729
Paradise!

>>532071720
>How would you like to make a lot of money
Seems pretty easy to me

So Special Week is just Yui as a horse girl?

>>532071818
>three gems
wut happened bwo

is it even worth grabbing debuffs if you only have 500 wit?

>>532071510
Suzuka is just one of those girls that makes me smile

>>532071818
Well, you can spend with the $70 package (50 rolls)

If Skibidi Rizz gets added to uma would her BFFs be Helios and Turbo

>>532071445
yes, to an extent. essentially every uma wants to start their spurt the instant they hit the final leg, if they don't have enough stamina then they delay the start of their spurt or target a lower speed to conserve stamina

I love shopping for parents

just got 9 dolls from the claw machine, kneel

>>532071939
I legitimately have no idea what he meant in that video when he kept saying no rainbow

>>532071787
Vodka…

>>532071981
It's not worth grabbing debuffs at all unless you're running a dedicated debuff whore

>>532071787
Bakushin

>>532071625
I can just imagine Skibidi Rizz being like Daitaku Helios but 10x worse

I rerolled that's why I only have 3 million fans.

>>532071238
I'm aware of the origin, I just prefer mine.

>>532071818
you do have achievements and trophies left to get right anon?

>>532072040
nice reddit club

>>532070612
These are what I have after 180 rolls. I am hoping we get those 3,000 carats before the Kitasan banner ends...

>>532071787
Tachyon

>>532071208
Tazuna would look good as a light skinned nigga. Preferably tanned though without nog features

did they really build up the rivalry between Tokai teio and mcqueen and yet the real race result wasn't even that close..lmao

>>532071787
I still havent gotten an onsen ticket yet...

>>532071787
Halo.

>>532071787
None, I'm still an onsen virgin. I haven't even seen a ticket.

>>532071787
Tachyon

>>532072071
why are her eyes german flags?

>>532071787
Mayano Top Gun raped me!

>>532071787
Rudolf
I've gotten onsen visits twice with her I think she wants to get me pregnant

>>532071720
American umas would be male.

>>532072257
don't let the umas hear this anon

how do I make haru good I keep fuck up

>>532071787
Bakushin, please give it back

>>532070139
It's funny cuz I doubt even a whale with MLB everything and perfect RNG could get such stats.

>>532072063
1 away from the title

>>532071787
golshi victims club

Would now be a good time to leave the random club I joined day one for a more active one? Any chance of missing out on rewards?

>>532071787
Rudolf

>>532072292
lmao didnt notice that

>>532072071
You won't fool me out of my money Kita

how are you farming event points, lads?
which uma, style, and cards give the most points per hour so to speak?
I got 90 TP juices and am willing to burn through them all

my available event cards are:
SSR LB1 kitasan (not leveled)
SSR satono diamond Stam (not leveled)
SSR welfare machitan guts LB3 (not leveled)
SSR McQueen Stam LB2
SR wit Nice nature MLB (not leveled)
SR guts Nice nature LB1 (not leveled)
SR Helios LB1 (not leveled)
R Teio LB3
R Helios LB3
R guts machitan MLB (not levld)
R Twin Turbo Speed LB2 (not lvld)

I've been renting a mlb kita from a club member

any tips are welcome, specially because I just dont wanna spend all my monies and support points to leveled something I wont use to farm event points as they are limited 150k and 50k.

>>532071787
Goldship, she gave the ticket to me and told me to go by myself...

>>532071787
Bakushin, which is great because I’m attracted to idiots. Bakushin, Aru, Aqua, I love stupid girls so much.

She took my onsen virginity...

>>532072413
leave after you claim the rewards from this month, assuming day one you mean the actual server launch and not day one you started playing (if you started playing in huly, you're not getting rewards anyway so you might as well leave now)

>>532071740
my nigga open your eyes

>>532072296
They are just tall

>>532071787
Lost my onsen virginity and URA virginity the same career

>>532071939
ah we've been having the same weekend then

>>532071787
taiki shuttle (dropped account)

What are your current Uma goals? What are you farming for?

>>532071787
I've got the onsen ticket two times so far, all with my beloved Suzuka

>>532072482
Gold Ship, Rudolf or Oguri. 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit. Go 600/600/600 every career.

>>532072646
3* stamina spark

>>532072646
Getting a sprint team together that doesn't suck horsecock.

>>532071787
My puny wife, naturally.

my DICK

>you know fewer skills than the competition!
BITCH THATS WHY IM TRYING TO WIN THIS EARLY RACE

>>532072646
Grinding out all the trophies

>>532070076
I read that as put a baby in me.
Horse pussy does things.

>>532072747
ah you are not f2p, that explains it

>>532072153
I'd just use Marvelous since you already leveled her up desu

>>532072760
You're the wife in this situation.

>>532070262
>tfw I have both Hishiama and Daitaku Helios MLB'd. Hishiama is particularly good because of the Stamina boost.
>>532070476
She has pretty high Specialty priority (70, compare that to Kitasan's 100) and big mood bonuses to training. She also gives a free Hot Topic which can help max the Director and Estuko for better stats and skill points.

>>532072779
that's a chunky one

>>532072779
HOLY PEAK!
>>532072912
Perfectly fine by me, I'm very much pro house husband.

>>532072779
>4 speed cards
brick

Suzuka only fucks big black stallions

>>532071787
Nice Nature.
It was my first time playing her but somehow I just aced nearly everything, barely had to clock except an URA race against Suzuka

>>532072482
you don't really need to maximise the event point boosters, the rewards only stop at 700k
you will very easily clear that assuming you burn through all of your TP juices within the event timeframe
just make sure you go 600+/600/600 to maximise chances of winning finale (and for sparks)

>>532072478
Don't you want your MLB? Support the servers gaijin.

>reroll and finally hit 3 KB's
finally i can stop
>get another on the very next 10 pull
life works out sometimes.

>>532071787
Bakushin, just a couple days after the game came out. Then it took 2 more weeks before I got another one

>>532071787
i'm a onsenCEL its over...

>>532070158
I wouldn't stop sniffing

Is there enough rolls for some extra 10 pulls if I haven't done story/event stuff yet? Gonna just sit back and learn about the world/characters.

I'm starting to really hate this game

>>532073153
yes, you get jims for every chapter you read

>>532073006
who's the best parent right now for affinity? Maruzensky? Oguri? I dont have Kaichou....

>>532073153
each uma gives 270 gems in their event missions as you up their bond level, the story missions also give plenty of gems as well (and you get 1 copy of a couple of stam SSRs)

Grass Wonder is kind of a bitch

>bakushin is a succubus that sucks the virginity of million of newfriends
grim...

>>532071787
Gold Ship unfortunately

>>532073319
I'll fucking kill you.

>>532072646
Just building a decent PvP team. Getting promoted to Class five tomorrow so I need to start replacing the filler umas.

>>532073257
no fucking idea but I think there's a chart in the OP

>>532067754
is this any different from the ones in the OP?

>>532073328
>Bakushin!
>No I don't want to bakushin tonight
>BAKUSHIIIIIN!
>NO YAMERO I DO NOT CONSENT
>BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIN!

>>532072646
Getting decent supports then saving for months because the Umas I like won't release for a while.

Suzu feet

>>532073362
made for spanking

>>532071787
My wife of course

>>532073230
Look at it this way. I'm 150+ careers in, and I've only seen a single 3* spark yet, RNG is completely against us on this one, to a disgusting degree.

>>532073319
But she has a fat and sweaty ass

new 3* ticket when

>>532073502
damn she's got some big ass floppers

I want bakushin to have her way with me knowing I can't outrun her

>>532073319
El...

>compliment rudolfs jokes
>becomes my first a rank
o-oh...

>>532073328
>>532073483
We love Bakushin.

>>532073502
legs don't bend like that

>>532073362
She forgot to wear uma panties.

CyGenerous...
>>532073670
Good job, luna-fag!

I'm 10 pulls away from Kitasan MLB and I've gotten every trophy, thankfully I have 2 more weeks

>>532073362
I would the haru outta urara

>>532073230
>>I'm starting to really hate this game
>Engage in the soul crushing grind
>It turns out it's actually soul crushing
have you tried calming down, you metanigger?

>>532072646
Raising enough umas to clear the main story. Goldshi won me the first race but I had to half-ass a Daiwa Scarlet for the 2400m race. I guess Mile or Sprint are next.

>>532072646
Monies and SP, I'm still trying to lvl up my kitasan.

If I get 150 pieces of a horse I don't have does it unlock automatically?

>>532073652
Just get a head start further than a mile and she’ll instantly collapse.

>>532073749
I didn’t ask
I don’t care

>>532073780
It's the only thing to do in the game once you've read everyone's career though

>>532072858
>not f2p
I only did one spark, got 3lb dia but only 1 kitasan

>>532072646
sparks

>Doto is the only horse coming within the next year that I actually want
>All the other horses that I like are still 2-3 years away
Suffering.

>>532073749
There's a 3k carat gift coming this week.

How do I find these?

How many carats do we get for the main story? I haven't touched it.

>>532072646
waiting for mambo

>>532073780
have you tried playing the game?
oh wait, i'm sorry
I forgot you were too poor to afford something that can run the game

>>532073729
Is urara even capable of having indecent thoughts?
Or any thoughts in general?

>>532073909
Cygenerous

>>532073780
>pretty much done will all the content for now
>start farming for blue 3* which is literally the most basic shit you can do for better horses
>"""metafagging"""

>>532073749
How the fuck do you have a carat count ending in 3?

>>532073909
source?

>>532073912
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler

>>532073319
That's what makes her hot

>>532073571
Fuck man, I need her. Why the fuck is she so far away?

phew
saved

>>532073886
bwo your satono diamond? your kitasan black? your manhattan cafe?

>>532073912
Schedule those races so you dont miss them

Is it a miracle that S1 of the anime still took off even with Special Week as the protag? I'm like halfway through and she is so goddamn bland it's almost a feat

Rudolf it's too tight

Uhm...

>>532074024
Thanks

>0 speed sr support after 140 rolls
how fucked am I?

Is there a website to watch Japanese horse races live?

>>532073993
ponder the orb

>>532073995
Team trials can randomly drop 3 or 5. Rolling for Kitasan with quints blessed my luck.

>>532073502
So what do they call those things she's hammering onto her shoes?

>>532068893
The only good part of the movie and ova is the sakuga, otherwise it's on the same level as s3

Do you love your Trainee, /uma/?

>>532074094
who cares just race that horse

>>532074094
she's running on bloodied stumps

>>532074094
Someone had a 33 race record before, you're nothing

>>532074094
YOU’RE KILLING HER

You should eat your vegetables.

>>532073912
I found the All Coomers with Daiwa Scarlet. idk about Tanabata Sho.

>>532073935
She got more brain damage when Cafe shocked her.

>>532074171
wtf shes adorable

You should eat your apple

>>532074085
you are dead inside, simple as

>>532072365
put her to front (ignore aptitude rating, it only affects positioning ability) and train her like she's bakushin

>>532074171
MAMBO IS ACTUALLY CUTE!? WHAT

>>532074085
Did it take off? I don't remember anyone talking about it till season 2

>>532074064
she thinks she's him

>>532074184
I think the one in a relationship thats gonna end up pregnant is me...

>>532073931
Are you okay, anon?

>top 400 club
>3 people leave
>590

>>532074189
no

Bros is S3 really that bad cause I'm already teared up from the first episode alone. Definitely better start than the previous seasons.

>>532074085
Funny enough, she gets better when she's not the protag
I thought she was great in season 2

please toot for teio

I can make money by slave training urara but how tf do you get SP?

how long until curren chan?

>>532074434
toot!

>>532068796
I hope season 3 isnt as depressing as season 2

>>532074434
DON'T DO IT ANON SHE'S GONNA FALL

>>532074401
I want Kita to yell at my cock

>>532074436
you recycle trained uraras

>>532073993
>>532074171
they need to be raped

>>532074434
you only live once

>>532074064
>Why the fuck is she so far away?
She is flying to Page 10.

Will be have enough time for the club rewards to roll in before Kita's banner ends?

>>532073749
Did you spend money? I did just about everything and I'm about 80 rolls away from the 2nd spark.

>>532074434
shes gonna fail like the little jobber she is

>>532074250
>shocks urara
>stimulates enough brain activity in urara making her capable of having thoughts
I see

>>532072646
Impregnate Daiwa Scarlet at least 10 times

>>532074434
good luck

>>532074502
Season 3 is the weakest of them all.
It's depressing though.

>>532074171
i can't believe mambo is related to this creature

>get my 5th 3* spark
>it's my 5th 3* speed spark

>>532074436
You send uraras to the glue factory.

>>532074175
>>532074183
>>532074185
>>532074186
I'm sorry...
I felt really bad I had to mute the game...

>>532074436
already transferred 120 B+/A horses, only made about 30k SP

>>532074434
Hell yeah, teiobro
Gamble!
You're not gonna get Monarch without taking some chances

>>532074493
>>532074503
>>532074531
>>532074570
>>532074610
its over......

>>532074189
make me?

>>532074094
Does this even do anything?

>>532074521
Matikanefukukitaru needs to get happy kamu kamu'd inside of

You kicked me from the clan despite me not doing anything, you will regret this.

>>532074612
Grooming Kitasan Black

>>532074662
KWAB

>>532073993
what the hell is she even saying during this animation?

>>532074662
>Get Well Soon!
SHE'S STILL IN THE RUNNING

Kitasan is a fucking slut.

what is going on with JP umas

>>532074629
>2:03
noooooooooo it's too long, meaning i have to cut things aaaaaaaaaa

>>532074184
I wish I could smell this image

kitasan is a fucking angel

>>532074662
teioKEK....

>>532074662
Uh oh, quick someone pour coffee over this loser

>>532074662
should have rested

>>532074662
Better molest her now that she can't fight back.

Is Nice Nature really nice?

>>532074642
why did you do it?

>>532074436
>slave training urara for money
Can I get a qrd?

if you're not running front runner every single race in career you are sabotaging your horse and yourself

>>532074718
Mambo.

>>532074642
>5 wins
Don't be. She won more races than her irl counterpart

>>532074627
Ive completed about 70 careers and i still havent gotten a single 3* spark

>>532074749
what if we were to go even further beyond and then everyone gets their own cool anime aura

>>532074691
chance to give mood down
and a small chance to have a nuclear fucking meltdown mood -2 2 random stats -10 new condition: skin outbreak instant glue factory

My harem

I think I could get another spark before the 2nd.
How retarded would it be to roll until spark AGAIN on a 0.5 banner? Everyone is saying the next decent banner is Creek but I can't wait 4 months without getting better SR cards...

>>532074662
I wanna hold this horse
I wanna care for this horse

>>532074167
>Franken Fran in big 2025
it's been a long ass time since I've seen ANYONE reference that god damn

>>532074823
force her to do every race nonstop, doesn't matter if you win.

>>532074787
stop making me feel bad with this webm

>>532074701
Teio feet...

>>532074897
>4 months
brother creek's banner is like 1-2 months away max

>>532074894
i dont like these new designs they look straight outta some gook gacha...

Gonna make Teio run 40 races in a row

>>532074705
>despite me not doing anything
that's the problem

Don't click

>>532074662
it keeps happening bros......

>>532074968
What about them?

>>532074550
Flying with umamusume.

>>532075107
She's ouching, dude!!

bakushin

>>532075107
art mirrors life or whatever

>>532075110
I want to touch them

>>532074897
>next decent banner is Creek

>>532074662
welp

>>532075030
name one gookge that has similar designs to Almond Eye and Buena Vista

>>532074150
umashoes

I've done 80 runs and only have 1 3* speed spark, is that normal

>>532075107
THREE
FRACTURES

>>532074883
>everyone gets their own cool anime aura
I wish. Auras only show up on main story cutscenes or Meek on the buffed URA mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqGgr-Zh_VA

Was Teio barefoot in the anime a lot or something? Why is she the footfag uma...

>>532075259
I did 200 runs before I got my first spark

>>532075259
170 runs here and only 1 3* power

>>532075259
brother I've done 110 runs and haven't rolled a 3* yet

PLEASE TREAT YOUR HORSIES KINDLY!

>>532075069
Leeching is Umacore

length test

>start strategically looking at the stats of other racers
>realize that the game fucking the races
How do you get destroyed in Spring Tenno Shou when you have A Long, 3 gold skills, and like 200 more stat points in almost every stat than the 2nd strongest racer?

>>532075259
Not a single 3*