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>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
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>>532067182 (OP)Why do I feel cucked by the this image...is it because he has a face...
who are the best mile runners in the game right now? my mile team sucks ass in team trials
I have taiki shuttle but she's on the dirt team
Someone post Marvelous Sunday dancing.
https://youtu.be/9YeHwXjEUHQ
>>532067270because you're mentally ill
>>532067268When are you guys actually buying it though?
https://www.chevalait.com/en/
>>532067271Suzuka, Vodka, and Air Groove
>>532067061Karen has an Umbreon and a Vileplume, 2 of my favorites, therefore Karen is right.
Therefore the optimal team is:
>Bakushin>El Condor Pasa>Nice Nature>Daiwa Scarlet>Haru Urara
wtf I didn't know Trainer-san had the rizz like that
>>532067182 (OP)>depicted as a schizo sleep deprived caffeine addicted weirdo in-game>fans depict her as this 007 james bond secret agent Which one is it?
Tell me about Donna, why is Gold Ship so scared of her?
>>532067271grass wonder, daiwa, vodka, el condor pasa are your 2*s
>>532067271Not sure about best but my Mile team does okay.
>>532067291ah yes. meijiro dober. the slut of a 1000 horses
hags
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holy shit
>>532067271Look at the leaderboards and copy them
>>532067497>all those 3* costumesI'm jealous
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Are you shitting me
How can I become more like Gold Ship in real life?
>>532067528Literal boomer Green Woman...
>>532067609>greatly increased>+5%
I fucking hate this autistic horse. Focus speed? Too little stamina. Focus stamina? Too little speed. Balance the two? One of them is slightly too low. I'll admit that I'm a brainlet when it comes to this game, but this shit's retarded. I finally got to URA, at least, even though she got blown the fuck up in the first race.
>>532067497>all those 3* horses and he's still lower rank than melol
>>532067590take a speed out if you have sr mayano
>>532067609Horse periods...
>>532067484she's the horse equivalent of an amazon. she's bigger than him and stronger than him that he got emasculated trying to breed her superior genetic stock
>>532067609It's just a 5% chance Michael, how often can it occur?
>>532067484I'm also scared of her
>>532067590run 2 speed 1 power instead
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532067528>boomer green woman>baby boomer/X cat hagdelete this
>>532067528How is she so old...
Cheval Grand banner soon.
tanuki mega pack(in-game characters only):
https://workupload.com/file/CF5dmhrpNJP
F2P S-rank guide is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYqgM9OXpw
Yes, it involves Wit.
>>532067671>He thinks high rank is importantlmao have fun losing with 1200 wit horses.
Lose
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>>532067609I had that on one of my first McQueen attempts.
You can't treat it either, it just fucks you for some number of turns depending when you got it I guess.
Move over Vegeta and Gilgamesh, there's a new jobber champion.
I cannot for the life of me make a horse to the finals, I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong. The highest I get is a C+ by the end of her personal goals.
>>532067350Training her is a joy
>>532067528Look at this real quick trainersan
>>532067762why do these content creators just want to brick people into joining pvp brackets they can't handle
>>532067670you also want some power so she actually accelerates on her final spurt
>>532067723what if im trying for like 1000/1100/600
I have to...I HAVE TO HOOOOOOOOPE
When am I allowed to stop front running my uma? Once there's a non dogshit front runner in the race?
>>532067795>Gilgamesh out of nowhereWhy is the jetkek playing my horsegame?
>>532067920Getting a S rank horse is still worth it for carats but yes you shouldn't put it in a team.
>>532067182 (OP)>trying to fuck manhattan cafe>ghost standing to the side watching the whole timeI'll be honest, I'm not sure I could finish, under the circumstances
>>532067723>>532067686Not him but what if my power cards SUCK?
This white haired bitch is literally STEALING energy from my horse.
Can someone post their mile Vodka and Daiwa? I wanna know how they should look when properly built
>have 400 Wit
>Trazuna says I need more Wit
shut the fuck up how about a knuckle sandwich
>>532067941then keep doing what you're doing and pray for more rainbows
>>532068024digital is fine
if i want to farm friend points, am i right in thinking that retarded normalfags only want 9* stam and don't give a shit about pinks/whites? or have normalfags been introduced to the idea of URA Finale sparks and will refuse to borrow any inheritance under 5*?
how do I get more Monies and SP? I can't fucking afford anything.
>You breed the same umas over and over
>The same scenario over and over, with slight variables
Let me guess... Time LOOP THEORY
>>532067975I was just listing a few of the more infamous jobbers bro.
>>532068094normalfags are just looking at the numbers, they have no idea what the white sparks are
>>532067670I got really lucky on her on my first run. Just went B speed, B stamina and relied on her ultimate, which upgraded to level 2 midway.
I was never favored in my last races and URA, but still managed to get by because of it
bwos I'm getting burned out
>>532068083i think i need support cards that start with more friendship, sometimes its hard to max out the special week support
>>532068150>You breed the same umas over and overyes
>be new to the game
>think that Long and Dirt racers are hard to come by
>realize way later that the actual draught is with Sprint racers
Who the fuck can you even use effectively there? Bakushin is a given, but who else? Fucking King Halo with her dogshit career and abilities?
>>532067670I love Bourbon's career. There's no dumb gimmicks to slow you down artificially, it's just a test of your training ability while still giving you just enough leeway to not get completely fucked by a bad event.
>>532068232my menopausal hotwife
>>532068261This is me every time I try the Teio campaign and she gets 15th in the tokyo derby
>>532067805You're just learning how to play right now. You can win a career no effort just using Sakura Bakushin O with 5 R cards spamming speed and wit but that won't really make you better at the game.
Check the predictions before entering a race the symbols will tell you what you are lacking. Just disregard Guts completely for now if you've been trying to balance all your stats.
>>532068232Built for patting your head and nursing handjobs while telling you what a good trainer you've been
>>532068248from what i can tell, inheritable maruzensky. uraara. i think maybe taiki shuttle.
>>532068248bro...your taiki shuttle?
>>532068248King Halo, Taikki Shuttle, Maruzensky and King Halo sprint well. Taikki is not a good fit tho cuz she is a Dirt racer too and those are very hard to come by.
what the fuck does lub-dub mean?
I dont think I've ever seen a gacha this popular and out for like half a decade in japan have so little goontent. What the fuck happened gooner bros.
>>532068052600/600/600/300/300
That's the minimum. Anything beyond that you can put into speed and power.
>>532068261Don't mind if I do
HOLY SHIT 50,000 GIFTED CHECK YOUR GIFTS BWOS
>>532068232your own KB card bro?
I really want to REDEEM Oguri Cap with the 3* selector but I know I'm going to spark Xmas Oguri because I'm a metaslurper.
>>532068425Thanks, good to know I only need 600 stam
>>532068440>its realhowy shit sankyuu cygenerous
Is this what they meant by witgame?
>>532068248Bakushin and King Halo. Taiki Shuttle if you're willing to have your dirt team consist of Haru Urara, El Condor Pasa, and Oguri Cap.
If you didn't roll all those, you can get fucked I guess.
>>532068440you're like 5 hours too late
>>532068415It's like fooly cooly bro
>>532068417Don't asking questions, aniki.
(Unironically.)
>>532068440you needed to make this joke earlier
>turn 1
>three supports on speed
>mood up event
>turn 2
>four supports on stamina
>mood up event
>turn 3
>FIVE supports on speed
>+30 energy event
this run has the mandate of heaven, I demand 3* stamina spark 1200/1100/800 by the end of this run
>>532068417The fact Yakuzas will literally try to get you if you lewd the horses probably made a lot of artists afraid.
>>5320684570LB (Pity)
I finished season 2 and it lived up to the hype. I definitely recommend it to the anons who have not watched it yet.
>>532068367>>532068375>>532068410Taiki Shuttle is used for Mile and Dirt. Her ability only triggers on corners, and there's Sprint tracks that don't even have a corner.
>>532068483>I really wanna follow my heart>But my metaslup heart says noBoth are meta shit, plus cappu is cute, so pick her you stupid fuck
>>532067861that it is and will be
>>532068217I just play one run a day and move on to other games. Nobodyโs forcing you to go all out
>>532068094You need a MLB non-welfare SSR for friend points, the only thing an uma with good sparks will get you is the same 100 crowns a mediocre uma gets.
>>532068417Horses are owned by people with deep pocketbooks who aren't amused when you draw their million dollar thoroughbreds being fucked
>>532068546>>532068525They just appeared right now for me desu
is 100 the max amount of clubpoints for followers borrowing your uma?
So how do I get horsies after spending everything on KB?
>>532067939I've tried adding that to the mix, but I just don't have the numbers. The best I managed was 700 speed, 600 stam, 350 power and wit and she still got fucked. Guess I just need to farm better cards and sparks for now
>>532068440Great but I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING SP!
>>532068560>this run has the mandate of heavenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyAgk9der4
hamburgers or hamburger steaks?
>>532068115stop spending all your money in the shop retard
>>532068039DJ SMONKEY IN MY TRED???
>>532067748Is Cheval a gay horse?
https://litter.catbox.moe/ikv74yc1qk6x94vj.webm
>>532068417Owners of some horses pulled out of the project after seeing other horses get porn posted of them so Cygames came out and said "hey don't do that" and nips are respectful enough to not post it (publicly) so to avoid causing more problems for the game.
It doesn't help that horse race betting has deep rooted ties to the yakuza.
>>532068727hamburger steaks are a complete meme
>>532067861how long until she's on global
>>532068440I would have preferred more carats, I'm close to pity and I don't want to have to buy carats for my first Kitasan black
>>532068518Smart musclehorse
>>532068592twin turbo ;_;
>>532068592Wait until you see the OVA and movie. I liked season 2 a lot, but these two shit so hard on anything else the franchise has to offer (including Cinderella Grey) that it's ridiculous.
>>532067182 (OP)Should I always use this same deck on everyone?
>>532068661Imagine that extra eccentric billionaire who actually wants their prized horse's anime girl counterpart getting fucked.
>>532068907yes, needs more wit though
>>532068727Why hasn't anyone made a hamburger hamburger steak?
>>532068907...is the class president retarded?
I heard Kingu was a sprinter so I started making one but now my URA races all came as medium distance, look at these stats
So bloated on stam and low on speed... Is that good enough for team trials?
I mean can get her +30 max on it on this last turn...
Or should I just keep her as late surger for mid?
I have some good sprint skills available to purchase and a lot of SPs as well including a gold one
>>532067484Gold Ship's tricks don't work on Donna. Donna is smart enough to keep up with Tachyon. She is stronger than Kawakami Princess. And she is well to do like the Mejiros. Donna has the body of a lewd model and is well endowed.
Gentildonna is closer to a god than anything else. She is overpowered.
>>532068440I boughted the $4 dollar pack for gold a day ago
does this game get harder career modes later
i already got a no alarm clock run with king halo and i barely even know what the fuck i'm doing (thanks to that random steam comment i found saying to do 3 sprint races to change her URA finale from medium to sprint though, probably saved my ~380 stamina ass)
i guess there's self-imposed challenge runs you can do like winning arima kinen with urara but like do we get harder single player content later or is it all about tryharding pvp
fyeah
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>>532068512>By 1 pointImpressive.
>>532069045that's a weird name
>>532068810Aren't the horse owners now running to Cygames after they made bank and became a cultural phenomenon?
>>532069045Tazuna
Director
Jackie Chan
>>532068952I feel like Daiwa Scalerts trainer wants it based on the rumors of "give her bigger tits/design more popular than Vodka"
qrd on etsuko's bonuses if you increase friendship w. her?
how much stats at the end at max and what causes the elated coverage event?
>>532068512fucking barely, gj
>>532069045secretariat
man o' war
seabiscuit
>532067270
but you're cucked though, you were born a pajeet, a subhuman of the lowest and filthiest kind, who does all kinds of the most retarded things to scrap a few bucks so you can eat those foods that are indistinguishable from literal feces. Who is more cucked than your existence? What is more miserable, more pathetic, more ridiculous than you?
>>532069020stamina too low for medium
you only need to get stamina high enough to survive the humiliation ritual that is first year, after that try entering more sprint races to make the URA finals also sprint races
>>532069041GoldShip is the powerhouse that never had to try too hard to succeed.
Donna is an statistical anomaly beyond the curve, I feel sorry for GoldShip.
>>532068417Horse girls are wholesome family friendly content with no relations to the Yakuza whatsoever
>>532068273Donโt forget the early hints that tell you to raise up stamina. So while itโs still difficult, itโs still possible
>ALMOND EYE ISNT A ROLLABLE HORSE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??????????
Oh I just noticed that during the inspiration events that the glowing light can be silver or gold
>>532067484RL? Gentildonna was just unusually muscular for a mare. It's not so much that he was 'scared' of her as that he saw her as a guy, and Gold Ship never liked guy horses much. Even as a Boss Horse, he never really had 'lackeys'. The closest would be his best buddy Just A Way, and even then poor Just A Way had to put up with Golshi being a bit of a melodramatic prick at times.
Uma-wise? Gentildonna's got super-powers because Cygames wanted to be funny about the whole Gorilla thing, so she's just scary to everyone by default.
>>532069335Wait for the 6th anniversary
>>532069309There is no war in Ba Sing Se
I hate that we were robbed out of Doto's literal sweater puppies.
>>532069045Centorea Shianus
Red Hare
Shadowfax
>>532068907Switch the stamina cards for two power cards for Sprint/Mile/Dirt. Gold skills are NOT a replacement for stamina, especially on the short tracks where there's an effectively lower activation chance.
>>532069182Nor really because I still don't see King Kamehameha.
Almond is actually pretty boring.
>>532069230no idea but I fully agree, noticed them being sexy as hell some months back
>once when I mentioned it I was called some reddit shit cuz haha covidpeople are fucking weird
>>532069045Northern Taste
Should I uncap all my Rare cards or do I exchange them for silver horse shoes?
>>532069469Same as her fans.
>>532069279Not really she has to win Tenno Sho autumn at 2000 on her last race
How much stam is the minimun here then? 400?
>>532069335Why is this boy doing this gesture??????
>>532069083Yes. We also get different non-URA scenarios, some of which have infamously monstrous NPC horses in optional races.
If you want to do some challenge runs, look up various epithets. Trying to get the unique title for all the horses is pretty fun.
>>532067291>LET DAD LET DOwhy do you share a meme made by seanigs
>>532069223>"give her bigger tits/design more popular than Vodka"I FUCKING KNEEL
>>532069494uncap for the missions
>>532069335i...uh...nice image
>>532068963>>532068992>>532069016I just focused on the other stats since I barely had enough time to get Speed to 1150 before the last URA race. I guess I still have time management issues. So for Bakushin, I should use two Wit cards instead?
>El run
>try for classic crown
>schedule satsuki sho
>place 4th
>tazuna says power needed to be higher
>power was highest stat at c
>went on to hit first in derby no problem
I know it's all rng, but seriously
>>532069527yeah that should be enough
>>532069528She's asking for a bottle of water. She's very thirsty after her run.
Am I fucked for Seiun Sky banner if Kitasan banner took away my savings? Farming trophies right now.
>>532068560>>532068725>pc fucking crashed and forced a shut-down as soon as I made this postI'M SORRY TAZUNA I WON'T MAKE ANY FURTHER DEMANDS FROM MY HORSES AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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SKIP
they are not meta.
>>532069617at this point, i believe witsmaxx jp god. if you brocked, you brocked. so witmaxx so you never get into that situation in the first place.
>>532069437I'll be sure to try that out when I can, thanks. Besides the SR Amazon card, what is a good power card to use?
>>532067528Tazuna is the Phantom horse confirmed
>>532069617could've been a late start
could've been rushed
could've just been boxed in
>kitasan blacked
doesn't count
>clock abuse
doesn't count
>wit gamed the system
doesn't count
you didn't earn that A. play the game correctly or don't post at all.
It'd be nice if pity points carried over instead of turning into clovers...
>>532069682seiun sky isnt meta dont fall for their memes
Around when will the Seiun Sky banner hit?
>Highest score was 403k
>randomly got 484k today
I genuinely have no idea how scoring works for pvp
>>532069453you don't se Kaneko's horses because Deep Impact used doping and he doesn't want cygay to adopt that story you fucking retard, stop repeating reddit head canon like fucking broken machine
>>532068843>>532068597Give it time, she'll be there.
Who's the mahjong uma? When is she releasing?
>>532067291>SEA Facebook group tier post>>532069801Cygames gachas are where you learn to never ever impulse roll.
>>532069808>damn bro your horse is retarded
>>532069813I like Seiun and after her I only care about Manhattan, Doto and Tachyon banners
>>532069758The curse was real...
>>532069541oh getting some of these epithets looks fun thanks
it feels like just beating URA Finale is going to get easy quick so it's cool there's already stuff to do
>>532069546>>532069927how could you tell it's made by a SEAsian?
>>532069876if noobs get and train a new horses and the new horses are shit and they're added to their roster of Bs and get bumped in rating, they give you more points just for that
I got from 260 to 320 consistently just today
>>532069996She ain't making it past the first summer
hey wait a minute
this isn't growth at all
YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO NAME ONE (1) HORSE
>>532069915I'm not repeating any story, I'm just saying I'm not seeing one of the first horses we saw animated.
Not giving a reason or proposing a theory, just complaining we were denied some horses
>This is my first fully uncapped card
Well, could be worse
if you haven't beaten the story mode bourbon yet you don't get to call the game easy.
What's stopping KMR from releasing OCs?
>>532069996Just get the gun and put her down bro... she doesn't deserve to suffer like that.
>>532070092uhhhhh...... uhmmm..... the uhhhhh...
>>532069775Tier list from someone who isn't a retarded chink or shitposter.
>>532070225prolly cause it'd dilute the brand. like fifa or madden, people don't buy to play ocs' they buy to see xxx player doing kicks
First time I actually see it working
What's the %?
>>532070139wait, which career is this?
>>532070232Retard, Rodya needs negative mood to be useful, she doesn't work with Kitasan
>>532069996holy fucking bricked lmao
Almond milk is good for growing trainers
How can you marry your uma if you don't even know how to prepare all her favorite meals in suitable quantities?
Why does she dress like a homeless person
>>532070262huh, i have mlb streamer horse. i looked and she didnt' look good to me
>>532070225cygames owner literally owns the top 3 best horse currently in the world why create ocs?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_Young_(horse)
>>532070139Well, good to know that it's straight up impossible for me to beat her story at this point, my best run had maybe half those stats
>>532070225I would pull for her.
>>532070262>list from someone who isnt a chinese or shit posteruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so this? yes, i always trust japs myself, they actually know and give a fuck for the game unlike globaltards or seatrannies. https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
>>532070232Play a better hand trap.
>>532070348the main story, rice shower's chapter
>>532070483Was sad he jobbed in the derby. Wanted to have a ky derby uma
>>532068796I love her outfit. Defeat and setbacks. Rivalries and friendship.
https://youtu.be/ITMH_MOZb-0?si=r0HtFWsVf821bdXG
>>532069223Same with Donna and Doto. Just give them huge milkers and make them look good.
>>532068907You don't need 2 stamina cards for sprinters. Borrow a maxed Creek instead of that shitty 1LB Creek. What other cards do you have levelled up? 0LB cards are almost all garbage.
I want my uchujin wife now
>>532070595huh, speaking of i really do need to beat that again. i need to retrain a good long horse though.
>>532070404I need Almond's boobs around my dick
Super Creek career mode gave me a boner
When can i roll again? I need more SR dupes...
>>532070527>someone actually named an IRL racehorse on this girl>its a dirt track racer
>>532070262Thanks! I don't have those SRs MLB'd, but at least I have one or two dupes on them.
>>532070608I fucking love horses (cows).
Anyone else (aside from Cafe) I should be leveling up?
>>532070712If true, that's amazing.
>>532070712so that's why she can never win...
>>532070262You mean a fully uncapped Mejiro Ryan is worse compared to a 0* Hishi Amazon?!
Hell, I even have a 0* Vodka and Pasa lying around
>>532070530why is MLB SC so much higher than every other LB of her? I thought she's only useful for swinging maestro?
What does it mean to be well-positioned in a race?
>>532070328The top choices have shittier odds than the bottom choices. I think the one you chose has 80% success chance and the top choice is 20% success chance.
>>532070139Honestly she becomes a lot easier when you realize power is a dump stat for front runners, that being said sometimes rice shower just becomes a super sayian and there's nothing you can do about it
How did Happy Meek make the URA Finals when she lost every race to me?
Itโll be a long time till I can play as her but Iโll still support her and her real life children in their upcoming races
>>532070704Support cards? Creek's banner in like 4 months
>>532070712They also have Umapyoi, Yume wo Kakeru and a bunch of other. Umaapyoi unfortunately die after an incurable injury. The owner really wanted him to won a race for uma musume fans...
>>532070895I think it means horizontal movement and not getting blocked.
>>532070852vodka is good for her gold stamina skill. i forget what el pasa is used for. but yea, vodka is basically super creek 2.0
>>532070232>roach>no called byenjoy your turn 1 brick
>>532070891Similar stats but Swinging Maestro just mogs every other stamina skills
Anyone got that image with the estimated character banner releases?
>>532070483What a fantastic name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9xN_o70nFE
>>532070530This tier list is useless because it doesn't take practicality into account. A 0LB SC is still a Maestro dispenser and put her above a hell of a lot of other cards just because of that.
>>532070262just post the entire image
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Of these umas, which should I focus on while grinding for my 3*?
>>532069045Tommy Two Socks
My Wife Knows Everything
My Wife Knows Nothing
>>532071131The one you love the most.
>>532071073I was asking why SC's MLB is so much higher than every other LB of SC when swinging maestro is the only important consideration
>>532071096Did you open the wiki page he posted?
>>532070530That site has always been bait. It doesn't take events into account.
>>532071208wtf, that's not my green woman
>30% chance to get 1 or more super creek in 50 rolls next rate up
I don't feel so good
>>532071131Whichever one gives you the biggest boner (Rice Shower)
>team trials
>pick lowest rank opponent
>lose every match
>pick highest rank opponent
>win every match
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Any ranked clubs I can join?
>>532071208imagine how HUGE negro tazuna's ass would be
>>532071220i do wonder that too. from what i saw, her power points are lb1, and lb3. lb4 seems miniscule in comparison
>>532070838Im not bullshitting
>>532070642But that's MY wife though
Is the higher stamina = earlier final spurt thing true or misinformation
>>532070139Mostly a stamina issue. I will admite beating the career is very satisfying with Bourbon since she very explicitly states her affection for (you)
>>532071230>king raceslet's fucking go I might 3* her
Which uma has watched every episode of skibidi toilet
>>532070497I cleared her at B rank. Thereโs RNG involved, but itโs still possible
>>532071319>team trials>all my umas are in awful mood>all opponent umas in GREAT mood
>>532071230>nothing for the rest of the monththis release schedule is simultaneously way too fast and way too slow. running through 4 years worth of content wouldn't be so bad if we had modern QoL and shit.
How do you feel about Cyames adding full American bred horses due to the global server success?
>>532071354Just join an unranked club, you're too late to get rewards anyway.
>>532069230They streamline the facial features and add an air of mystique
Covering a woman's nose and mouse emphasises her eyes and the shape of her jawline
Facemasks are literally thigh-high stockings for the face
Peak beauty
Also please post cute Maruzensky's, she's my favourite
>>532071220Her LB3 and MLB increases her initial friendship gauge by 15 each level, higher initial friendship = faster rainbow
>>532071625How would they even approach american horse racing associations
>>532071230who's the mystery nigga on the last race
Which uma took your onsen virginity?
>>532071625>skibidi rizz>related to ass wonder and flat motionBut I want full american big tits umas...
>>532071391Then there's hope for Happy Meek yet!
>>532071740looks like curren chan to me
>>532071740nigga if u knew then it wouldn't be a mystery
Bros I am not gonna make it...........
>>532071319I feel itโs due to lower rankings baiting you with lower stats but better skills
>>532071720Same way they became one of the sponsers for the kentucky derby
>>532071230>July 27th>same time as the sprint legend raceAw fuck me. I was planning on rolling the daily uma gacha to get more low rares and I'd rather not do it now and get spooked by another fucking long dist uma.
SPE WON
TEIO LOST
KITASAN LOST BIGGLY
OGURI LOST BIGGLIEST
>>532071720>How would you like to make a lot of moneySeems pretty easy to me
So Special Week is just Yui as a horse girl?
>>532071818>three gemswut happened bwo
is it even worth grabbing debuffs if you only have 500 wit?
>>532071510Suzuka is just one of those girls that makes me smile
>>532071818Well, you can spend with the $70 package (50 rolls)
If Skibidi Rizz gets added to uma would her BFFs be Helios and Turbo
>>532071445yes, to an extent. essentially every uma wants to start their spurt the instant they hit the final leg, if they don't have enough stamina then they delay the start of their spurt or target a lower speed to conserve stamina
I love shopping for parents
just got 9 dolls from the claw machine, kneel
>>532071939I legitimately have no idea what he meant in that video when he kept saying no rainbow
>>532071981It's not worth grabbing debuffs at all unless you're running a dedicated debuff whore
>>532071625I can just imagine Skibidi Rizz being like Daitaku Helios but 10x worse
I rerolled that's why I only have 3 million fans.
>>532071238I'm aware of the origin, I just prefer mine.
>>532071818you do have achievements and trophies left to get right anon?
>>532072040nice reddit club
>>532070612These are what I have after 180 rolls. I am hoping we get those 3,000 carats before the Kitasan banner ends...
>>532071208Tazuna would look good as a light skinned nigga. Preferably tanned though without nog features
did they really build up the rivalry between Tokai teio and mcqueen and yet the real race result wasn't even that close..lmao
>>532071787I still havent gotten an onsen ticket yet...
>>532071787None, I'm still an onsen virgin. I haven't even seen a ticket.
>>532072071why are her eyes german flags?
>>532071787Mayano Top Gun raped me!
>>532071787Rudolf
I've gotten onsen visits twice with her I think she wants to get me pregnant
>>532071720American umas would be male.
>>532072257don't let the umas hear this anon
how do I make haru good I keep fuck up
>>532071787Bakushin, please give it back
>>532070139It's funny cuz I doubt even a whale with MLB everything and perfect RNG could get such stats.
>>5320720631 away from the title
>>532071787golshi victims club
Would now be a good time to leave the random club I joined day one for a more active one? Any chance of missing out on rewards?
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>>532072292lmao didnt notice that
>>532072071You won't fool me out of my money Kita
how are you farming event points, lads?
which uma, style, and cards give the most points per hour so to speak?
I got 90 TP juices and am willing to burn through them all
my available event cards are:
SSR LB1 kitasan (not leveled)
SSR satono diamond Stam (not leveled)
SSR welfare machitan guts LB3 (not leveled)
SSR McQueen Stam LB2
SR wit Nice nature MLB (not leveled)
SR guts Nice nature LB1 (not leveled)
SR Helios LB1 (not leveled)
R Teio LB3
R Helios LB3
R guts machitan MLB (not levld)
R Twin Turbo Speed LB2 (not lvld)
I've been renting a mlb kita from a club member
any tips are welcome, specially because I just dont wanna spend all my monies and support points to leveled something I wont use to farm event points as they are limited 150k and 50k.
>>532071787Goldship, she gave the ticket to me and told me to go by myself...
>>532071787Bakushin, which is great because Iโm attracted to idiots. Bakushin, Aru, Aqua, I love stupid girls so much.
She took my onsen virginity...
>>532072413leave after you claim the rewards from this month, assuming day one you mean the actual server launch and not day one you started playing (if you started playing in huly, you're not getting rewards anyway so you might as well leave now)
>>532071740my nigga open your eyes
>>532072296They are just tall
>>532071787Lost my onsen virginity and URA virginity the same career
>tfw you get too much energy back and can never do an early recreation
>>532071939ah we've been having the same weekend then
>>532071787taiki shuttle (dropped account)
What are your current Uma goals? What are you farming for?
>>532071787I've got the onsen ticket two times so far, all with my beloved Suzuka
>>532072482Gold Ship, Rudolf or Oguri. 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit. Go 600/600/600 every career.
>>5320726463* stamina spark
>>532072646Getting a sprint team together that doesn't suck horsecock.
>>532071787My puny wife, naturally.
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my DICK
>you know fewer skills than the competition!
BITCH THATS WHY IM TRYING TO WIN THIS EARLY RACE
>>532072646Grinding out all the trophies
>>532070076I read that as put a baby in me.
Horse pussy does things.
>>532072747ah you are not f2p, that explains it
>>532072153I'd just use Marvelous since you already leveled her up desu
>>532072760You're the wife in this situation.
>>532070262>tfw I have both Hishiama and Daitaku Helios MLB'd. Hishiama is particularly good because of the Stamina boost.>>532070476She has pretty high Specialty priority (70, compare that to Kitasan's 100) and big mood bonuses to training. She also gives a free Hot Topic which can help max the Director and Estuko for better stats and skill points.
>>532072779that's a chunky one
>>532072779HOLY PEAK!
>>532072912Perfectly fine by me, I'm very much pro house husband.
>>532072779>4 speed cardsbrick
Suzuka only fucks big black stallions
>>532071787Nice Nature.
It was my first time playing her but somehow I just aced nearly everything, barely had to clock except an URA race against Suzuka
>>532072482you don't really need to maximise the event point boosters, the rewards only stop at 700k
you will very easily clear that assuming you burn through all of your TP juices within the event timeframe
just make sure you go 600+/600/600 to maximise chances of winning finale (and for sparks)
>>532072478Don't you want your MLB? Support the servers gaijin.
>reroll and finally hit 3 KB's
finally i can stop
>get another on the very next 10 pull
life works out sometimes.
>>532071787Bakushin, just a couple days after the game came out. Then it took 2 more weeks before I got another one
>>532071787i'm a onsenCEL its over...
>>532070158I wouldn't stop sniffing
Is there enough rolls for some extra 10 pulls if I haven't done story/event stuff yet? Gonna just sit back and learn about the world/characters.
I'm starting to really hate this game
>>532073153yes, you get jims for every chapter you read
>>532073006who's the best parent right now for affinity? Maruzensky? Oguri? I dont have Kaichou....
>>532073153each uma gives 270 gems in their event missions as you up their bond level, the story missions also give plenty of gems as well (and you get 1 copy of a couple of stam SSRs)
Grass Wonder is kind of a bitch
>bakushin is a succubus that sucks the virginity of million of newfriends
grim...
>>532071787Gold Ship unfortunately
>>532073319I'll fucking kill you.
>>532072646Just building a decent PvP team. Getting promoted to Class five tomorrow so I need to start replacing the filler umas.
>>532073257no fucking idea but I think there's a chart in the OP
>>532067754is this any different from the ones in the OP?
>>532073328>Bakushin!>No I don't want to bakushin tonight>BAKUSHIIIIIN!>NO YAMERO I DO NOT CONSENT>BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIN!
>>532072646Getting decent supports then saving for months because the Umas I like won't release for a while.
>>532073362made for spanking
>>532071787My wife of course
>>532073230Look at it this way. I'm 150+ careers in, and I've only seen a single 3* spark yet, RNG is completely against us on this one, to a disgusting degree.
>>532073319But she has a fat and sweaty ass
https://youtu.be/7y4DpHsz6Wg?t=52
>>532073502damn she's got some big ass floppers
I want bakushin to have her way with me knowing I can't outrun her
>compliment rudolfs jokes
>becomes my first a rank
o-oh...
>>532073502legs don't bend like that
>>532073362She forgot to wear uma panties.
CyGenerous...
>>532073670Good job, luna-fag!
I'm 10 pulls away from Kitasan MLB and I've gotten every trophy, thankfully I have 2 more weeks
>>532073362I would the haru outta urara
>>532073230>>I'm starting to really hate this game>Engage in the soul crushing grind>It turns out it's actually soul crushinghave you tried calming down, you metanigger?
>>532072646Raising enough umas to clear the main story. Goldshi won me the first race but I had to half-ass a Daiwa Scarlet for the 2400m race. I guess Mile or Sprint are next.
>>532072646Monies and SP, I'm still trying to lvl up my kitasan.
If I get 150 pieces of a horse I don't have does it unlock automatically?
>>532073652Just get a head start further than a mile and sheโll instantly collapse.
>>532073749I didnโt ask
I donโt care
>>532073780It's the only thing to do in the game once you've read everyone's career though
>>532072858>not f2pI only did one spark, got 3lb dia but only 1 kitasan
>Doto is the only horse coming within the next year that I actually want
>All the other horses that I like are still 2-3 years away
Suffering.
>>532073749There's a 3k carat gift coming this week.
How many carats do we get for the main story? I haven't touched it.
>>532072646waiting for mambo
>>532073780have you tried playing the game?
oh wait, i'm sorry
I forgot you were too poor to afford something that can run the game
>>532073729Is urara even capable of having indecent thoughts?
Or any thoughts in general?
>>532073780>pretty much done will all the content for now>start farming for blue 3* which is literally the most basic shit you can do for better horses>"""metafagging"""
>>532073749How the fuck do you have a carat count ending in 3?
>>532073912https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>532073319That's what makes her hot
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>>532073571Fuck man, I need her. Why the fuck is she so far away?
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saved
>>532073886bwo your satono diamond? your kitasan black? your manhattan cafe?
>>532073912Schedule those races so you dont miss them
Is it a miracle that S1 of the anime still took off even with Special Week as the protag? I'm like halfway through and she is so goddamn bland it's almost a feat
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Uhm...
>0 speed sr support after 140 rolls
how fucked am I?
Is there a website to watch Japanese horse races live?
>>532073993ponder the orb
>>532073995Team trials can randomly drop 3 or 5. Rolling for Kitasan with quints blessed my luck.
>>532073502So what do they call those things she's hammering onto her shoes?
>>532068893The only good part of the movie and ova is the sakuga, otherwise it's on the same level as s3
Do you love your Trainee, /uma/?
>>532074094who cares just race that horse
>>532074094she's running on bloodied stumps
>>532074094Someone had a 33 race record before, you're nothing
>>532074094YOUโRE KILLING HER
You should eat your vegetables.
>>532073912I found the All Coomers with Daiwa Scarlet. idk about Tanabata Sho.
>>532073935She got more brain damage when Cafe shocked her.
>>532074171wtf shes adorable
>Tazuna whenever I get to URA finals
>Mambo is still 6 months away
You should eat your apple
>>532074085you are dead inside, simple as
>>532072365put her to front (ignore aptitude rating, it only affects positioning ability) and train her like she's bakushin
>>532074171MAMBO IS ACTUALLY CUTE!? WHAT
>>532074085Did it take off? I don't remember anyone talking about it till season 2
>>532074064she thinks she's him
>>532074184I think the one in a relationship thats gonna end up pregnant is me...
>>532073931Are you okay, anon?
>top 400 club
>3 people leave
>590
Bros is S3 really that bad cause I'm already teared up from the first episode alone. Definitely better start than the previous seasons.
>>532074085Funny enough, she gets better when she's not the protag
I thought she was great in season 2
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please toot for teio
I can make money by slave training urara but how tf do you get SP?
how long until curren chan?
>>532068796 I hope season 3 isnt as depressing as season 2
>>532074434DON'T DO IT ANON SHE'S GONNA FALL
>>532074401I want Kita to yell at my cock
>>532074436you recycle trained uraras
>>532074434you only live once
>>532074064>Why the fuck is she so far away?She is flying to Page 10.
Will be have enough time for the club rewards to roll in before Kita's banner ends?
>>532073749Did you spend money? I did just about everything and I'm about 80 rolls away from the 2nd spark.
>>532074434shes gonna fail like the little jobber she is
>>532074250>shocks urara>stimulates enough brain activity in urara making her capable of having thoughtsI see
>>532072646Impregnate Daiwa Scarlet at least 10 times
>>532074502Season 3 is the weakest of them all.
It's depressing though.
>>532074171i can't believe mambo is related to this creature
>get my 5th 3* spark
>it's my 5th 3* speed spark
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1946923207476519307
>>532074436You send uraras to the glue factory.
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>>532074175>>532074183>>532074185>>532074186I'm sorry...
I felt really bad I had to mute the game...
>>532074436already transferred 120 B+/A horses, only made about 30k SP
>>532074434Hell yeah, teiobro
Gamble!
You're not gonna get Monarch without taking some chances
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>>532074094Does this even do anything?
>>532074521Matikanefukukitaru needs to get happy kamu kamu'd inside of
You kicked me from the clan despite me not doing anything, you will regret this.
>>532074612Grooming Kitasan Black
>>532073993what the hell is she even saying during this animation?
>>532074662>Get Well Soon!SHE'S STILL IN THE RUNNING
Kitasan is a fucking slut.
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what is going on with JP umas
>>532074629>2:03noooooooooo it's too long, meaning i have to cut things aaaaaaaaaa
>>532074184I wish I could smell this image
kitasan is a fucking angel
>>532074662Uh oh, quick someone pour coffee over this loser
>>532074662should have rested
>>532074662Better molest her now that she can't fight back.
Is Nice Nature really nice?
>>532074642why did you do it?
>>532074436>slave training urara for moneyCan I get a qrd?
if you're not running front runner every single race in career you are sabotaging your horse and yourself
>>532074642>5 winsDon't be. She won more races than her irl counterpart
>>532074627Ive completed about 70 careers and i still havent gotten a single 3* spark
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>>532074749what if we were to go even further beyond and then everyone gets their own cool anime aura
>>532074691chance to give mood down
and a small chance to have a nuclear fucking meltdown mood -2 2 random stats -10 new condition: skin outbreak instant glue factory
I think I could get another spark before the 2nd.
How retarded would it be to roll until spark AGAIN on a 0.5 banner? Everyone is saying the next decent banner is Creek but I can't wait 4 months without getting better SR cards...
>>532074662I wanna hold this horse
I wanna care for this horse
>>532074167>Franken Fran in big 2025it's been a long ass time since I've seen ANYONE reference that god damn
>>532074823force her to do every race nonstop, doesn't matter if you win.
>>532074787stop making me feel bad with this webm
>>532074897>4 monthsbrother creek's banner is like 1-2 months away max
>>532074894i dont like these new designs they look straight outta some gook gacha...
Gonna make Teio run 40 races in a row
>>532074705>despite me not doing anythingthat's the problem
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>>532074662it keeps happening bros......
>>532074968What about them?
>>532074550Flying with umamusume.
>>532075107She's ouching, dude!!
>>532075107art mirrors life or whatever
>>532075110I want to touch them
>>532074897>next decent banner is Creek
>>532075030name one gookge that has similar designs to Almond Eye and Buena Vista
I've done 80 runs and only have 1 3* speed spark, is that normal
>>532075107THREE
FRACTURES
>>532074883>everyone gets their own cool anime auraI wish. Auras only show up on main story cutscenes or Meek on the buffed URA mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqGgr-Zh_VA
Was Teio barefoot in the anime a lot or something? Why is she the footfag uma...
>>532075259I did 200 runs before I got my first spark
>>532075259170 runs here and only 1 3* power
>>532075259brother I've done 110 runs and haven't rolled a 3* yet
PLEASE TREAT YOUR HORSIES KINDLY!
>>532075069Leeching is Umacore
>start strategically looking at the stats of other racers
>realize that the game fucking the races
How do you get destroyed in Spring Tenno Shou when you have A Long, 3 gold skills, and like 200 more stat points in almost every stat than the 2nd strongest racer?
>>532075259Not a single 3*
>>532075438I always kiss my Bakushin before I send her out to murder our enemies.
>>532075438stop baiting the teioabusefag please
>>532075389>that entire cutsceneholy shit calm down guys its just a phone game
>>532074837My nice nature won all her races running Late. You're just bad.
>>532074815>>532074851This was probably the funniest thing out of that ordeal...
>>532074171AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MACHITAN
How soft is Teioโs skin?
>doing Urara's career
>do an easy G3 race she's completely overqualified (except it's turf instead of dirt), she is favored to win
>get last place, so far behind everyone else it's not even funny
>just because it's not fucking dirt
...Hey. Hey hey.
Bros. Isn't the last race in this campaign a long turf race...?
>>532075624Debuffing your opponents is cowardly and inherently not a real win.
>>532075689>Hey, can I hear it again?anon you ran her so hard she lost her hearing...
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>>532074662>>532074787>>532075107>>532075287Oh my god I had no idea this was a thing
I'd been making Taio run non-stop races so I could grind some money while grinding the event
Holy fucking shit I feel so bad now
>>532075438Does bed breaking sex count?
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Everyone can be a frontrunner if you're retarded!
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Help.
Please.
How do I succeed with her? She keeps just losing races...
>>532074918Anime never ever
>>532075389this is just like my japanese animes
>>532075774Love chocolate milk
>>532075389That cropping is fucking horrid. I should've posted the twitter link instead
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1946133001508884737
And here's the american race
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1946857741466882090
>>532075841huh which font does uma use
confession, I only train Uma with big boobs after the starting 5
>>532073319I can't tell what her real personality is because I don't have her and I see shit like this.
Now that I think about it, Teio is kinda cute and maybe even sexy.
Which Uma has the easiest most brain-dead career. I'm trying to automate this shit
i like it when teio says boku
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>roll 1 kitasan black
>massive thunderstorm has knocked out the wifi ever since
the fuck did I do, God???
>>532075772>anon you ran her so hard she lost her hearing...God, not even Haru-chan could fight back if her trainer decides to do "things" to her at this point.
>>532073319She's just American.
Is it possible to get 110 pulls in game to finish off the kitasan spark after the 90 rolls we used on rerolling?
Should I keep 1* blue spark 3 * pink spark umas?
>>532075817Front, spam speed and stam, enjoy your LANDIIIIIIIIIING KIIIIIIIIISSU
>>532075941bakushin if you're new, oguri cap once you kind of have some idea what you're doing
>>532075779>>532075921I didn't like her because I thought her voice was annoying
I had no idea there was some kind of Teio bullying meme
>>532075841>that goalfuck you got me
>>532075826I'm honestly kind of surprised there hasn't been one but I guess gore and body horror aren't very desirable for horror anime in JP
>>532075817You are probably not putting enough points into stamina
>>532076024Yes, you can do it withing 4-5days of playing
>>532075953there's a reason r*ddit made posts of rituals for her.
Which 3* do I even want? Stam?
>>532075915Grass Wonder? She's an American uma larping as a Yamato Nadeshiko. Don't believe her lies.
Why does Tachyon do the chuuni poses?
>>532075941Bakushin, Taikki, Urara and Maruzensky have very easy campaigns. The shorter the races the easier.
>>532075895youtube shorts fuckin sucks
why don't the umas just start flying like DBZ characters at this point? oguri already does it when she uses her skill.
>>532076024Yes actually very simple.
First you register in an account trading site
Then you make enough accounts to out-RMT the chinks
Finally you use the money you earned off every 10 to 30 dollar account sale to whale in this game
Fairly doable if you're a fucking nigger, but hey it makes life worse for the competitors.
>>532076152She's special.
I'm going to tell Rudolf if you guys don't stop bullying Teio
Is it possible to beat the ultra giga Bourbon in story mode?
>>532076024no, just whip out the credit card or save for the next banner.
>>532075389can real life horses do this
Should i care about hitting 70k/80k/120k during spark runs?
Gonna tie Teio up while she has a fracture and tickle her feet!
>>532075941Bakushin, easily.
>>532075895>that directing>the sound work>voice acting>animation workthis game i swear
>>5320760293* dirt is definitely something to keep its just so useful.
as for distance you could use those while youre working on a good spark, a top tier parent will have both
>>532076296you should do this anyway, not for the fans but because G1 races give you white sparks that can proc stat boosts
just make sure you're doing enough training to hit 600/600/600, or 1100 in one of the stats if you can manage that (and still win)
I don't want to do dailies anymore...
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>>532076078>>532076037This was my last run. More stamina? I set her as Pace since I had some really good skills for it. I lost before finishing basic career
>>532076006If Bakushin didn't center Umapyoi in your first URA win, you are not BAKUSHIN.
>>532076173its like Demon Slayer the cool effects and stuff are just for show but in actuality there are no effects to be seen
>>532076492stamina is too low anon
>>532075895there's only so many option you can use to make sport looks dumb but whatever as long as it's cool
>>532076492wit is too low anon
>>532076491>I donโt want to do thing nobody is forcing me to do
>>532076381i don't even know who these horses are or their stories but i still teared up for some reason.
Rewatching RTTT after playing the game made me wonder, where is Admire Vega's Trainer? He let her be depressed and train alone like that which is harmful to her body, while NTR has a good Trainer who brought her back to her senses when She was depressed, is Ayabe in the game also like that?
>>532076667You're cringe.
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>>532076623o-oh jeez more stamina. I thought Speed would be important. This is about the best deck I've got
>>532076681NANI!?
>>532076667how do you manage to type this with your crazy fat gorilla fingers?
>>532076492speed too low
stamina too low
power too low
guts too low
wit too low
You only have to play once in team trials? And only your highest score matters for promotion/demotion? That's it?
>>532075895Cesario my beloved......
>>532075895Cesario my daughterwife
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holy shit she's adorable
>>532076703I don't tear up easy these days, but man did I get goosebumps watching or skipping through these.
>>532076492Put her as front runner and get her stamina to 600 minimum
>>532076760huge source of SP, if you win that is.
Maruzensky is Speโs grandma
>>532076492style is too low anon
>>532075897Cinio Text Bold is the closest match I can find, but the kerning seems to be all over the place.
Here's the font file if you want it: https://files.catbox.moe/62jydr.otf
>>532076863I-I see...thanks.
>>532076878Wha!?
>>532076727try to get super creek's gold skill if you can, will help a lot with stamina
>>532076874I can't believe I'm Spe's grandfather...
>>532076827I'm absolutely rolling for her when the banner comes out. This is one of the best games to waifuroll in.
>>532076960Alright, thanks. Will try. (I don't know what her skill is)
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>>532076152kamen rider reference
>>532076981Sorry but I've taken her first.
>>532077038>he is not ready for the westoid rush
>>532077017her skill is Swinging Maestro, you get it after getting through her 3 career events. very good stamina skill.
why does gold ship wear a retard cap
>>532077141Cheers! Thanks
I want Rice Shower. Is the only way to guarantee pulling her to save up 30,000 carots to get 200 trainee exchange points?
>>532077169it suppresses her psychic powers
>>532076152She is a Kamen Rider Build and W fan
>>532077169worst horse
worst girl
>>532076874She's also Sakura Chiyono O's mom
>>532077224bro your 3* selector ticket?
>>532076981Actually cool that special week is descended from Man O War through Maruzensky
>>532077279SHUT UP SHUT UP I DIDN'T GET A DUPE SHUT UP I WAS NEW AND DUMB!!!!!!!
>>532076848I fucking love that horse
why does no one talk about Gold City despite her being canonically one of the most beautiful horses
>>532077123I got the hot spring with Maruzen on my very first run of the game
I didn't even think anything of it; I assumed it was a guaranteed event for beating the career
>>532077271How old is Maruzensky in Cinderella Gray?
>>532077345jesus
im so sorry
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
HOW DOES LEFT LOSE TO RIGHT BY 3 FUCKING LENGHTS
>>532077351bwo she just looks like a white woman
>>532077169because she's too pretty without it that it's unfair for the other girls
>>532076727Here's how my stat spread ended up being.
On that note, my 2-day old player understanding is as follows:
Speed: Go fast
Stamina: Keep going fast for longer
Power: Accelerate fast
Guts: Maintain pace?
Wit: Skill activation and debuff denial.
I might be probably wrong on this. Also all my umas end up running as either front runners or pace chasers.
On that note, what do you guys do early on into raising an uma? Do you just follow your support cards and train whatever's got more of them stacked, or do you prioritise specific ones based on potential skills?
>>532076874Holy fucking shit what the fuck Maruzensky.
>>532077387Oguri has brain problems.
>>532077387The power of hot sauce runs through her veins
>eternally cucked from getting friend points
this banner just rubbing salt
>>532077450I kinda think the same of the skills, I don't know what they do exactly. But thank you. Not bad though!
>>532077351I'll roll for her cuz I love jealous possessive women (In fiction).
>>532077482I know right? My balls are burning but she refuses to let me stop impregnating her...
>>532077387Bwo, with that Stamina, your gourmand is not even gonna be enough...
>>532076874where do I get the chart to identify all the moms
>>532077271that explains some things
So do all horses get reincarnated as Umas or is it just Japanese race horses specifically?
does anyone get ura long finals by default or do you always have to run more long races to get it
>>532077387outfuckingwitted
>>532077169limiter, you don't want a 100% gold ship roaming around
>>532077387>lone wolfyou lost before you even began
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AG9cTZnVY
what the fuck bros its so cool
>>532077351I wanna make her jealous by casually getting along platonically with other female trainers and umamusume in places where she can see me
How does PvP work? You need to first get your entire team to a high enough rating to move up ranks and the matches themselves don't matter for your rating?
theres a fox uma
but is there a wolf uma
>>532077567a shockingly effective cure for depression
>>532077387EL CONDOR INTELIGENTE
>>532077606All, but the world isnโt yet ready for Secretariat uma
Just saw a kirito looking ass uma and forgot to check who it was.
Which uma is that?
>>532076981grandfather in law...
HOW DO I STILL NOT HAVE HER
Imagine still being in reroll hell
>>532077606Its all race horses.
see
>>532072574
>>532074024This is what I used
>>532074941Wow, I'm trying it right now, and I hate it
I can see the money trickling in, but I feel bad for the .cmo3
>>532076827This is how I imagine every fit girl looks like
>>532077449insane how I still can't find this pretty or anything when I know what the character is like
it's like finding a retard hot
>>532077795Man I wish I have one McQueen. I'm only missing her and Rudolf from the OGs.
>>532067528Damn I love that obasan Maruzensky
>>532077863Godness lady...
>>532077795roll at 7:77 (8:17)
>>532077387Out-fucking-smarted. Stupid dumb horse.
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what DO these options do?
>>532077815So the umaverse is like Valhalla but for horses.
>>532076849>>532076381cesario's run at the 2005 american oaks is genuine kino, the commentary is the perfect icing on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXuiyDhruQ
>THE JAPANESE SUPERSTAR CE-SARIOOO
>>532077863wtf she's just Kay from GuP
>>532077351>>532077436She looks and acts like a modern white woman.
surely, I can get 1 more Kitasan in 90 pulls so I get MLB... surely...
>>532077875She has a soft side though, she just chooses to act like an obnoxious retard most of the time because it's fun for her.
>>532077863Wow, I'm still rolling for Brian but she is hot.
>>532077875nature taught us not to reproduce with mentally retarded people.
were there any competitive female horses or were they all male?
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>>532077795I feel like I got pretty lucky...
>>532077954... what
this looks so slow and gay
>>532077387You just got outsmarted by ElNumero Uno.
>>532077351If her tits were 88+ then she would have been PERFECT. Her build reminds me too much of Bonnie Blue
>>532077606The intro implies umas are parallel counterparts to the real life horses. So this is technically native isekai.
>>532078046>no witbricked horse
>>532077949Top is a fixed Energy loss (generally 15 for G1s) while bottom can be -5 to -20 (the odds for -5 are low though). It's generally better to pick top unless you have 15 or less energy left then you might as well gamble.
>>532075389>All this emphasis on speed animations>Other runners were literally right behind them keeping up without any main character ults
>>532077641The in game concert version is incredible if you haven't seen it before
>>532071787El Condor Pasa. Also my first URA Final winner so it was destined.
>>532077641>>532077641Pretty amazing how we went from pic related to that video in 2 decades, arguably less.
>>532075915hate to break it to you bwo...
but that is agnes digital's animation
>>532078106ahh thats fair
thanks
Glad to know
>>532077954It was the first time Japan won an American G1, so it had to be a kino moment.
You have to get past daddy first though.
>>532078002explain your image
>>532077954Are special bleek's kids strong?
>>532078046too much wit 3 speed 3 stam
>>532078046She got some crazy epithets though.
>>532077875Have you done and read her career? She is a goofy girl but caring in her own way (She fishes for you).
>>532078238LEWD IS NO GOOD!!!
>>532077795I only want ogyuri cappu as in peak from the ones I've not gotten
>>532077641Shouldn't 4.5 anni be very soon? Now that I think about it...
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So what''s the next step anons? Where does one go after Uma?
>>532078027Look up Almond Eye and Winx
>>532078215It's edited, in the unedited one it's the Teio tanuki Teio stepping and she's clapping for her.
>>532078138zoomers would never understand
>>532078312next month yeah
>>532078238cute girls in their underwear is so much sexier than no clothing at all
>>532078290>>532078038How do you have so many 3*s?
>>532072646I want to get plenty of decent parents so I don't have to rely on borrows for good stamina.
>>532076727remove the useless power card and add another speed
>>532078238Is it okay to jerk off to Spe?
>>532077954>CCCCCCCESSARIO!!!Holy fuck what a run, not to mention what an overtake!
>>532078403I was born lucky
I love Top Road's cute forehead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8
>get my second ever 3* spark a few hours after making this post >>532045571>it's another stam>this time finish with nearly twenty G1 race wins>STILL get hardly any white sparksAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>532078440if you're into fatties, sure
>>532078225only ces and buena
>>532075073Anons will say wit difference but here's the real reason why you lost.
>>532078264Yeah those moments are more like bro moments
She is at best the female friend you treat like a guy and neither party feels sexual attraction to the other
>>532078514Mommy calm down, there are people watching!
>>532078519But that's not Ogurin though?
>>532078327I would love an umamusume spinoff about show jumping and dressage instead of just running, where it's basically horsegirls doing gymnastics and ballroom dancing
>>532078514Wait a minute
This sounds somewhat sexual!!!!
>>532078526I meant Cesario's kids. special week but blue = special bleek.
It was supposed to be funny.
>>532078605Sure but replace "gymnastics" with "Sex with me" and sure!
>>532078327we're here forever.
you're going to reach old age and uma musume will still be around.
>>532077641I fucking love the director
>>532078327There's a racing course in my city...
>>532078649not very funny
but cesario's got three G1-winner sons
>>532078676Look up therapy horses
>>532078440Yes, she literally invites you to meet her parents so you can get married to her
What is my trainee trying to tell me?
>>532078685>The things you love will outlive you>You will never experience everything the thing you like will have to give>You will never see the One Piece
Carats: 38,000(not rolling current scamsan black)
August 8 - Smart Falcon 10x and Super Creek SSR spark - 31500
September 25 - Maruzensky summer 10x - 1500
October 13 - Nice Nature SSR maybe 10x - 1500?
October 18 - Half Anniversary - free SSR and Aoharu release
October 19 - Riko Kashimoto SSR maybe 10x - 1500?
November ? - free uncap material
December 2 - Kitasan Black/El Condor Pasa SSR spark - 30000
December 15 - Oguri Cap xmax 10x - 1500
January 22 - Mihono Bourbon valentine 10x - 1500
February 10 - 1 Year Anniversary
Total carats cost: 66,000 - 69,000
am i missing anything else i should pull for?
>>532078059>he can't appreciate a late surger's overtake with hype commentary on tophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7gFf5Zm8Y&t=65s
>THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! BURN IT INTO YOUR EYES! THIS IS IT! ORFEVRE!
I love seeing my two favorite girls in a single image. I know they're related but not to me so it's not incest.
>>532078908me on the right
>got Taiki from my random uma tix
who do I select from the selector now, already got what I want (Taiki), maybe Oguri Cap?
No one cares about Special Week.
>>532078901She's a mouth drooler, needs more Wit.
So what's better for farming? 600/600/600/x/600 or 600/1100/600/x/x
My cards aren't good enough to let me 600 four stats stats if I'm trying to reach 1100 with one.
>>532078993DIE PRINIGGER DIE
How do i get 2nd gold sta skill on middle? One is super creek. Inheritance RNG from parent?
>>532078948Scarlet being so busty doesn't fit the princess vibe she's going for, but it only makes her even hotter because of how much Vodka would be quietly seething whenever they argue
>>532079038600/1100/600
nobody really wants wit sparks
Pet a big clydesdale today. Was pretty cool.
my favorite uma is the special week.
>>532078939GOLD SHIP YOU FUCKING FIALURE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>532078901Heat season is coming
>>532078901She WILL bite the tip off.
>>532078901She wants you to do some Guts training with her
>>532078440You already went to hokkaido to meet her mom and visit her mothers grave with spe
You know what that means...
my favorite uma is not special week
Bros, is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYqgM9OXpw
>>532079118I want all the wit possible
Why is Spe less popular than other horses like Tachyon and Rice even though she is the MC in season 1 and an icon in the game?
>>532078901You need to buy some more carrots
>>532078993If you don't care about the others, get Oguri.
Do I need anything during a career besides a gold recovery skill and Arc Professor?
Where to find a mlb Vodka to leech off of/
>>532071787tachyon.. TWICE IN A ROW
>>532078138That makes me wonder if there will other be a Rhythm Uma game.
how do i get the costumes for my umas
my daughter's favorite uma is special week
>>532078612Super Creek DEFINITELY fucks her trainer, even the other Uma's think so
>>532079236it's only good for the mission, fielding that uma in pvp is certain death for you
>>532079253Season 1 was trash unfortunately
>>532079180He didn't want to win. So he didn't.
>>532078939Gold Ship got boxed in that race...
>>532078403Partially it was me getting lucky and I also bought the rookie packs with the 3* ticket and SSR support card, although I've also been saving a lot and have almost enough for a spark so yeah...
>>532077387someone post the image
Did they buff Maestro rate or something? I haven't failed to get it a single time yet
Please stop being mean to Spe-chan.
>>532079321You unlock their unique race outfit at 3* and their casual uniforms from high bond level whenever that feature gets added
I miss the legend races. It was actually pretty fun seeing fake pvp and taking the loser's shoes as a prize.
>>532079152i thought she was wearing a headband at first
can we stop talking about Special Week
I might be retarded, how do I filter the race scheduler on the database site to only show dirt races?
is this card any good? fucking ended up maxing this out and not sweep
>>532078138kinda sad how im@s fell off
>>532078118>flying honseholy shit
>>532079547i read her name as "Sumo Creek" on my first glance
>>532078649Cesario has been a top tier broodmare since her retirement.
>>532079493Casuals come at bond 11, but you can use them in lives.
>>532079547>you mean on the beach?What did she mean by this? Did she want to do it in a stadium or something?
>>532077387The GENIUS Luchador El Condor Pasa >>> The IDIOT Oguri Crap
>>532079547Her career was a thing
reminder that Orfevre could have been the first japanese horse to win the prix but he randomly decided he wanted to give the rails a hug in the last 200 meters of the race
>>532079594>I must goonwhat did they mean by that?
>>532074157Contrarians aren't cool.
>>532079589It's pretty nice, yes.
>>532079594>A fucking guyWhat the fuck?
>>532078118>>532079632The fucking gangnam style faggot did that for a concert as I randomly learnt the other day, looked kino as hell, as the kids would say.
I can see why Teio is obsessed
>>532079589good with goldshit
biwa is such a fucking brick
this horse is impossible to raise properly without whaling
>Special Skill activates
>Blows up the earth
Why?
>>532079589It has pretty low specialty priority and friendship bonus, so it's worse than other Speed SRs.
>>532078948still oyakodon
>>532075895>browsing the official account's post history>all these hype as fuck story trailers>300k views>dumb teio meme>nearly 2m views
>Only one Sweep in 300 rolls
>Maxed out all the useless SRs instead
>Also rolled multiple copies of every guts SSR
>Still don't have Fine Motion or Super Creek either
What's this game's fucking problem?
>>532079594gakumas was huge for like a year, even bigger than uma at some point since the gameplay is exacly the same, but people came back during the 4th anniversary
>>532079727Reminder IKZE could've tardwrangled him into winning instead of some gaijin who had no idea how wild the real horse was.
>>532079693She wanted to do it on the bed
My trainer x Your trainer
>>532074157The movie very much is "Sakuga: The movie" in large, yes, but going "its as shit as s3" is ballsy.
>>532079748Let me guess, you watched the movie with 4chin and really like opera or some other cast member?
Is this game fucking rigged with the sparks? Every single motherfucking time
1* Wit
1* Wit
1* Wit
1* Wit
Fucking hell man
>>532079760Turning rudolf into a slobbering mess infront of teio...
>>532079794Won with her first try.
>>532079717It certainly was
>>532079717I'm spectator B
>yeah bro just use front in career to avoid getting brockedu
>lose every race
t-thanks
>>532078901Mejiro Mcqueen: "this is the last carrot so either buy more of give me yours"
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les get it oguri
>>532079962winning is not the problem dude
its about hitting competitive team trial stat lines. her growth coefficients are way too fucking bad
>>532079906start witmaxxing, you'll get 1* stam instead
>Finally rerolls to 3LB Kita
But at what cost?..
>>532079898NINGEN SUPREMACY
When is this game getting an English dub? Itโs 2025. Literally no reason to use subs anymore when they can afford English VAs.
>>532080027>I'm an idiot sandwich
>>5320752592% is rough, especially for a lucklet like me. It took me 2 days nonstop rerolling to get an LB2 Kitasan
>>532079906it's a wit game
>>532080040Congrats you have nothing else usable.
>>532080001You're only supposed to use Front early in career when your trainee doesn't have enough stats to pull off their real style (Pace/Late/End)
>>532080113more like guts not found
The 2025 Hokkaido Selection Sale Day 1 is starting right nyow, bwos, hop in, there's some really good small horsies up for sale...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34FKIaTxOAA
>>532080040>3lb kitasan>2lb eishin flashBro is being dramatic for no reason
>>532079717I wonder if trainer has a fanclub...
>>532079903I watched the movie in a japanese theatre, way before anyone here had a chance to see it. It's a well done sports drama with excellent directing and incredible sound design, both of which are far more impressive than any sakuga moments. Retards got filtered because they think Jungle Pocket is the only protagonist and that Tachyon took a minor role during the second half, when it's literally the other way around. And yeah, Opera was cool as hell, but she isn't my favorite.
do you think the 3 LB is better than the event spe?
>>532080171Oh perfect. I was running out of glue
>>532080171>3K people watchinggo back to work ojiisans
Got a tiny gift for the keibafags next thread
Thanks to
>>532078939 and
>>532077954Prease be excited
>>532080001my McQueen front runner does ok in PVP
>>532080261Do you need gold sta skill? yes - go special, no - go sr
Why is the standard racing outfit so hot?
>>532080171are you buying any?
>>532080396you're a virgin
>>532080164Except for Haru, I just keep ending up saying fuck it and leave her as front the whole career
>>532080396I love that they let us have a toggle to wear them on all non G1 races
>>532079981literally fell in love with a horse girl its over for me
>>532080242Tachyon going from living rent free to realizing she got cucked out of running because of her injury was honestly a really nice little bit of roll reversal.
I really liked the movie and I was impressed at how they matched the running sounds with the visuals.
>>532080242Looks over-animated.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1947129943898665382
I'm gonna roll for Ai-chan's MOM
Bwos, she looks so cute...
>>532080657>>532080679damn i wish i was on jp shes hot
>>532080657>>532080679Almond Eye's mom looks like a slut
>>532080682>I got boxed inAnon why didnt you just watch the race?
>>532080812Just like Almond
>>532080679>>532080657she looks like a milf wearing her daughter's idol outfit
>>532080681what kind of burgers, Taiki?
>>532080919>1911x1070what the fuck is your problem
>>532079967the stray gold genes kicked in at the most unfortunate time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kluttGunQc
>>532080919me on the right
>>532080919I bet they can smell their feet from that distance.
When do Spe and Suzuka fuck?
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>>532081057that's incest bro
gramps getting tired of your shit
>>532081057when we have a threeome
I love my Texan wife so much
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I DID IT! I WON WITH TOP GUN!
thank you all
>>532080261Not really. That +1 speed bonus in Spe's card is huge.
>>532070820I love using that topcun card
>>532080657>>532080679>wins a G1 only because kawakami princess got DQ'dLmaooooooooooooo
>>532080657>>532080679Stop looking at my mom like that!
>>532080682>dabbed on by nishino flowerMany such cases.
>>532081118>Love me>Hop step getchu>Please give it to mewhat a slut
>>532081118>evolutionwhat
>>532080027let me go you whore, I belong to the satono family
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>>532081217why are the sparks so BAD!!!!
>>532081118>specific distance race skillwhat the fuck? jp fags explain this
>>532081346wit game, you shouldn't be surprised at this point
>>5320812822nd anni introduces evolved skills so each character can have 3 uniques
>>532081282>>532081347Welcome to JP, cast and cards are bloated so everything becomes nichier.
>>532081057That's the funny part, they don't
>>532080657>>532080679Almond's mom has got it going on~
Almond's mom has got it going on~
>>532068893What's the difference between the 4 episode OVA and the Road to the Top movie? Do I watch the movie after the OVA?
>>532080679>>532080657She looks like a Precure character
>>532080478I love white blonde gyarus. What does the support card banner say though?
>>532081226what do those letters even mean
>FP>BK>PPfinishing place?
>>532081282red skills are the reason why umas like Taiki and Akebono are still top tier despite being 4 years old, they're unique to each horse and requiere extremely easy conditions to be awakened
>>532081408shits retarded I had like 200 wit
>>532081587exactly. wit game, man.
i just realized the chibis on the stage in the club are doing the umapyoi dance
>>532081571BK = bracket number (color)
PP = gate number
I just watched all three seasons of pretty derby, the movie, and Cinderella grey within a little under a month. I have seen more horse girl anime than I have done in five years.
Christ these girls have a chokehold on me
>>532081531Select pick up, meaning you pick 2 cards out of a pool of 8 to get the rate up.
>>532081571>Final Place>Bracket>Horse number
>>532081768Someone needs to stop Supah Creek!
>>532079253spe just isn't MC material. Shizuka is only reason s1 is watchable
>>532081408Blue sparks have an equal chance of landing on any given stat regardless of how high or low they are. Stat value only matters to increase the chances of getting a 3* spark on that stat IN THE EVENT OF winning the stat dice roll.
In short, you have a 2% chance of getting a 3* blue spark in the stat you want, if and only if said stat is over 1100.
>>532081617This is her after she got pregnant with my seed
>>532081825now read the cingray manga
>>532082025that's what they want you to believe
>>532081282switch gametora to JP and check the evo skills for current umas in global
>>532079594it's still huge
>>532081490Road to the Top is the 4-part OVA. Beginning of a New Era is the movie. Like everything else in Umamusume, you can watch them in any order, since each new entry has its own storyline and protagonist.
>>532082016"spe"?
newbie here...
>>532080242the pacing was off just like every other uma anime that isn't the chibi shorts
>>532081181she's from Kentucky
>>532083446Any differences between the OVA and Movie versions of Road to the Top?
Beginning of a New Era was kind of boring desu
>>532081825which manga is picrel
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