Thread 718350836

Anon today.

Mambo

ayo what, why I'm in round 2 B already

this shit hasn't even started yet

>95 fucking hours
all that preparation was for nothing wtf, I thought it would start tomorrow

Remember the TM Opera whale anon from the /v/ tourney we did? He isn't even 1% of the true power of whales.

Face it, we lost.

>champions meeting


I sleep

>>718351530
amd that was on the longest race on thw worst environment and mood and he STILL won by distance

>>718351530
paying money to this game means you already lost

A B+ evil nature is good enough, right?

>>718352003
I hope you enjoy losing.

>>718352003
Her goal is not to win, it's to make sure everyone else loses, so if you have enough Wit yes

>>718351278
everyone is on the same rank, if you win 3, you go to round 2 A, if you can't win 3 you go to round 2 B

>>718352247
What are they planning?

>>718352247
Gold ship hat is so retarded

I'm going to make a shitty B+ Golshi and beat the whales with her.

Let's see your best medium Goldship

Is there any point in choosing open league?

>>718351726
>STILL
To be fair, I'm pretty sure his distance win was partly BECAUSE the race was so long. IIRC most of the other umas ran out of gas well before the end of the race so there wasn't much competition left

>>718352247
they really nailed the demon horse in the middle

How do you make haru win a race?

Respect umas

>>718352247
want that beanie bitch so bad

>>718352417
ohh so that's like the default result

sorry I'm a retard

>>718352709
Is that...?

>>718351217
he already tried sneaking into a highschool as a grown ass man, this isn't beyond him

HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMIII

>>718352663
Becoming the shining star of losers.

Yo, who this cutie pie?

>>718351342
That was just the warm-up kid. Now the REAL training begins.

>>718352663
You're really far behind in starting, your stable, and your cards.

>>718352865
who's the mcdonalds wagie

>>718352865
Mysterious Umamusume E

>>718350836 (OP)
wadda ya mean I got F rank wits?

Is this Neicha good enough for CM?

Surprised there is no Sonic or Flash Uma

>>718352843
I imagine there’s a few others with that idea. What if you job to some whale sandbagging?

>>718352663
If you have ultra minmaxxed B rank Umas that really should be higher and exist solely to win Open

abandon goo goo babies, become racist

>>718352546
there's an uma on the left too...

>>718352951
dunno but it doesnt hit end closers and on round 3 where everyone will run an end closer she might be not as effective, i never thought of bringing stamina eater actually, thanks for that

>>718352865
The passive condor

>>718353020
Kek is this real? What horse can do this all the way until the finals?

>>718352587
She's a skillet and a witlet but at least she has S Medium I guess...

>>718353047
Stamina eater is a long skill, I only bought it since I was running out of red skills to buy

>>718352546
>green woman
>human

>>718352865
is El Condor Vuelve

>>718353116
yeah i just went in-game and checked... too good be true

>>718352983
what's this meme about Dia's song I keep seeing around? is it related to all the art with her making the blowjob gesture?

>>718352951
HP drain skills are the best ones, also Stamina Eater is for Long races only.

>>718351530
It's not over yet anon! The Overlord won that battle but the war isn't done. Even a low-class trainer can surpass a whale with enough hard work!

The rewards for CM are kind of shit, is this really going to be the main source of our carat income....

>>718353630
>main source of our carat income
The free gibs we get are more impactful than anything you can do in the game

>>718353630
Cygenerous has us covered. More on that later

>>718353630
My guy golshi just gave you 5k for free and youre complainging about stingy rewards?
If you stay in class 5-6 and have a good club thats a tenner every week

>>718353784
Define a good club

Debuffers were a mistake. Remove that shit mechanic from the game.

>>718353845
A or above
Don't need to be in top 500 because then you have spreadsheet and fan quota autism

>>718353845
well balanced, can be held one handed, capable of killing a seal in one swing

>>718353845
A or above

WHERE THE FUCK IS NARITA BRIAN

Bros...I'm one career from Golshi's 5.6 million fans... but she's gonna break me. I feel it in me bones. What do I do?

What's the best way to farm monies? Im 70k short of potential 5 golshi

>>718353845
My club
Spot just opened up aaaaaaaand it’s full.

If I'm a dirty f2per who's not a sweaty tryhard Open league is the best for me right?

>>718354168
Do a bunch of races in career.

>>718354168
winning a career gives you 8K-10K pretty consistently, spam those if you have TP

>>718353191
>HP drain skills are the best ones
I'm not sure, a lot of people are building 1k stam to counter it

>>718354121
There’s only one way kid.
*Smacks your back with the hand fist of confidence*
We need to train your GUTS

>>718352737
Or else what?
Are they going to rape me or something?

Imagine how smelly these umas are. Horses fart all the time, why would umas be any different?

>>718350836 (OP)
I was really hoping this would be a TF2 thread.

>>718354637
Just think of all these umas being class mods!

>>718354637
>Friendship is stupid magic!

>>718354637
It's been dead since Idle servers were a thing. You need to let go.

>>718354474
Green Devil pls.

Felt like that took forever.

>>718350836 (OP)
What I really like about /v/ gachafags is how they can be creative in making stealth threads to hide from jannies and mods.

>>718351217
maybe it's like a male calico cat, incredibly rare but technically possible

>>718354474
YAMATO DAMASHII

>>718354529
>tfw wasnt taking it seriously but wound up with a ton of strong team trials umas and winning more now
Maybe the real champions meeting was the umas we trained along the way

>>718354780
Man, I only have half the race wins

>CM isn't even today
YOU CHUDS LIED TO ME

>>718350836 (OP)
>One with Engineer
>"Mah sentry needs repair!"

>>718354570
>>>/vg/ugas/

>>718354968
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER

>>718354780
I'm sure it did. I would never do that much work for 150 gems

>>718354968
uma musume is a gaslighting game

For the sake of creating a healthy community, please refrain from sexually harassing or objectifying umas.

>>718354807
gotta do what you gotta do

Are there any nautical themed uma?

>>718354968
3 more days

>>718354968
We’ve all been had, all my umas are bricked, whales won, CyGenerous ripped me off and I STILL dont have Super Creek.

>>718354968
remember when /v/ convinced you to reroll for fine motion and yet ZERO whales or even high rank F2P use it?

you were gaslighted, simple as that.

>>718355040
Eh? Sex?

>>718355040
>Say that
>But umas rape humans on the regular and get away with it

>>718354570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

>>718355137
Tanhauser

>>718355040
But they are the ones doing the harassment

>>718355082
I sure hope not. Unless you count Golshi.

>>718355178
Whoever might you be referring to?

The only horse I know is Seabiscuit because the movie with Spider-man, is he in this game?

>>718355138
bottom of the social ladder

>>718355109
Fine motion? More like cock motion in my ASS! I’d rather bury my face in a pile of Mejiro Ryan’s umapies

>>718355276
No, but there are plenty of burger horses and most of the cast is related to a very famous American horse called Sunday Silence

>>718355137
>Ei? Mun?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bsVi-Ppyod4
holy shit bros

>>718355138
>>718355180

Proof?

>>718355371
I wish we could get an American uma spinoff with Sunday SIlence

>>718355532
It's just something everyone knows, but doesnt wanna talk about.

>>718355276
No, fuck off with that gay american shit.

>>718355326
ONE GUTS? NO SPARK REROLLS? Like seriously, give me a reason why there's no rerolls. Why are there no rerolls? Why are there no fucking rerolls! Why!

>>718355462
Who's the other voice?

>>718355553
I wish so too so we could kick all americans out of the game.

>>718355721
Calm down, Grass.

>>718355784
Grass holy shit. Stop with the self-hating.

>>718355774
I think's it's both her.

>>718354963
>>718355017
It was just a few extra 30+ win Bakushin meme careers to finally get it done.

>>718355772
they apparently add spark rerolls for carats later

>>718355275
Matikanetannhauser AKA tanhauser AKA Mambo AKA ei ei mun AKA machi-tan AKA Twin Turbo's lackey

I HAVE 5 SPEED CARDS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE RAINBOWS
IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

it's over for me

>A-Rank aptitudes
>Sub-1200 speed
>Sub-1100 stamina
>Sub-900 power
>Sub-500 wit
>Less than two gold recoveries
>No red shift
>No professor of curvature
>No relevant green skills
>Ult not maxed
If any of these apply to your ace, your uma is glue, bricked and whale food.

>>718355532
I knew a trainer who was assaulted by his uma. He went to report the incident to the director... Never saw him again.

>>718355607
God I wish that were me.

>>718356064
I know that feel

>>718355772
>If you used the “paid carats feature” that’s now the standard on many gacha games available on phones, you DID NOT by any stretch of the imagination beat the god damn champion’s meeting.

>>718356042
Wheres your Kitasan MLB? 5 speed is overkill, 3 speed cards are enough for maxing out the speed stat.

>>718355954
I'm gonna need her to goo goo baby me to sleep

>>718356161
I'm running with Haru Urara as my ace

King Halo as Pace Chaser, yes or no? She's A on Pace.

>>718356161
The worst part is that I can't even tell you what my ace is to begin with. Medium is just hard to analyze because you can technically use Mile, Medium, and Long runners there.

There are way too many medium-able umas in the game. How can I pick just one?

>>718356141
OW! That REALLY hurt! a shoulder bash on new years? Who does that??

>>718356298
>Super Creek wants to know your location.

Is this winning ticket bullshit power card even better than MLB bourbon or MLB amazon?

>>718356315
If you have the extra stamina, maybe

>>718356315
Haven't tried it much but it seems perfectly viable, especially if you have better Pace cards than Late ones.
You'll never proc her unique skill, but it's not like that shit ever procs as a Late Surger either so who cares

>>718353945
>>718353920
>Rank B
>I'm in top 3 in the club despite only having like 75m fans
>People who haven't logged in for a week are still in club
Is it time to leave

>>718356476
Dont disrespect the Tickezo. Rephrase your question

>>718356161
I know and I dont care. Hidden LUCK stat will carry me past mediocrity.

>>718353920
>>718353945
incorrect
A is already hard as balls to reach and the only /v/ club that's there is /v/ma, barely hanging on to top 1000
rank A and upwards ia discordshitter territory

>>718356305
Funny horsie

Name a thirstier Uma, I dare you.

Which uma would have the most awkward rape attempt towards their trainer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK1y-ZNaYWY

Watching lowish-stakes, dirt track racing from Prarie Meadows again. A few races left for the night. Des Moines, Iowa. About race 10 about to start.

>>718356709
Fukukitaru
It would be hilarious

it's the littlest details

>>718356663
>barely hanging on to top 1000
>he doesnt know

>>718356709
Rice Shower. She’d probably corner you or climb on top of you, then get really flustered and run away in shame.

>>718356540
>75m fans
Post ID, someone will snatch you.

>>718356693
She pretty much wants to jump your bones from the beginning. It's hard to beat that. Not even creek gets close.

>>718356293
its golshi so its necesary, she can hit 800 easily just with super creek
Im running MLB kitasan and king gaylo, and my other cards all have priority, yet i go both summer camps with no rainbows, shit is insane

>>718356540
100% time to leave. 75M is a lot, dont stay in shitty dead clubs

>>718356709
Bakushin of course, she'd tire herself out after riding for 15 seconds.

>>718356709
>>718356693
duh

Finally got 1(ONE) Super Creek
What now

>>718356540
Post ID, /v/ma will take you.

>>718356540
>only having like 75m fans
I've been playing a lot and I "only" have 20m fans

What the heck

>>718356939
RIP grandma
Straight to the glue factory

C'mon Lucky wins. I'll get the actual race 11 horse selections in a bit.

There's no easy way to watch Jap races live, is there?

>>718356540
/v/ma will literally kick an active /v/ player for someone like you.

>>718356878
Grind champions meetings horses this week, long-term save carats for the half year anniversary to spark your desired Uma. Super creek was the last important card added for like….a really long time. Roll more on her if you want, after that save

>>718356756
>I guess you should call me Matikane-gonna-be-raping-you-now!

how do you nigs even know how many fans you got?

>>718356939
>letting your uma get fat

>>718356939
fat bitch

>>718357119
i keep up with my socials

BAKUSHIN

>>718356709
>Winning Ticket cries like a water fountain as soon as she starts

>>718357119
Look at your profile or check your position in your club member list

>>718357119
Ive been able to determine my fan count while being in a club, it shows up when you look down your club members

>>718356540
Yeah, time to go. You got the top /v/ club practically begging you to join lmao

>>718356878
Get four more.

what's the /v/ club ranking? I know /v/ma is the highest rated and horse md is at rank 10000 or something, no idea about the others

>>718357363
der/v/ is loitering in the 1400-1500 zone

>>718356540
>>I'm in top 3 in the club despite only having like 75m fans
This is more fans than everyone in my club I'm pretty sure though a couple guys have a lot. And I'm on the lower end myself with less than 10m.

You do realize that the club cutoff started today right and if you leave your club you don't get shit until next

>>718357363
/v/ma was climbing past the low 800s a week ago but we recently had to climb our way back from 1050 and sitting at 936 due someone leaving unannounced. We're almost A+.

>>718357247
>*snort* according to my calculations, i've been able to determine my fan count while being in a club *pushes up glasses*
shut your nerdy ass up

>>718357451
Shhh

>>718357491
What's a good individual fan number to aim for each month?

>>718357228
>winning ticket crying and saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!" While she keeps having pelvis breaking sex with you
Kinda hot not gonna lie

Pick your Cinderellas. Post/Race is in 10 minutes.

>>718357502
You realize my umas would wipe the floor with you right? Sit your ass down.

>>718357105
>It's your fault trainer, I was giving you the MatingPressFuckMeEyes but you were just too dense...

>>718357491
What's the A and A+ cutoff?

>>718357363
/v/ooners is having a coup and /herse/ is a solid B+ rank

>>718357586
HOLY SHIT MATIKANEFUKUKITARU IS THERE
LUCK

>>718357602
thems fighting words. open a lobby i dare you

>>718352703
Reddit finally did it on Global, inheritance matters a lot.

>>718357586
A 4 horse race?
Gimme 10 on Battleshipper. High odds should be more consistent with fewer horses

>>718357586
SQUEEZE THE DAY

>>718357703
>Turf: B
>Long: C
wait thats doable actually

>>718357013
>>718357041
>>718357128
>>718357147
could've ended with 1200 speed but had 2 night owls in a row in the last 3 turns

>>718357703
>those abysmal cards
kek

>>718357545
There’s a lot who arent doing a ton, just logging in daily. Id aim for a few careers a day but there’s no hard quota, just dont go inactive for days

>>718357451
let them leave you retard we need to gaslight more people

>>718357545
You can pretty easily get a million fans a day just by playing a few careers and doing Team Trials.
I'd say about 30 mil.

>>718357643
Probably somewhere around the 500s - 600s.

>>718357802
A jap managed to win it week 2 on JP servers so it shouldn't be THAT hard

>>718357703
>reddit finally di-
go back

Remember that time we convinced some dude to get Teio instead of Oguri Cap with the selection ticket?

>>718357786
forgot pic

is Rice Shower worth running for Mile team trials? I don't have many good milers and her attitude is easily raised to A, though she does have a bunch of mediums and longs and is rice shower

>>718357363
Are any of the /v/ clubs open?

>>718357839
>A few careers a day
It is a struggle for me to do one the meta aspects are such a pain in the ass

>>718356693
>Name a thirstier Uma
Super Creek

>>718357869
we did that to a lot of people
my fave was the anon replying to one of those people like "you didn't pick oguri? thats a yikes from me" and it caused a crashout from the teio picker

>>718357916
I doubt it

>>718357810
>>718357839
I'm just trying to gauge if I'm a credit to my club. When I asked to join one in /vg/ they laughed at me but I end each month around 35 mil

>>718357869
Remember that time someone spent all 30k of their carats on the day the Kitasan banner dropped but in the morning before it updated?

>>718357759
Turf B is the one you want most, even if it has to become Turf B within the run. The better your setup the more doable it becomes but it can still be a pain in the ass.

>>718357586
stream?

>>718358001
wait so they spent it on the make debut banner?

STOP CALLING HER A KID REEEEE

>>718356540
Oy Neigh will take you, POST ID

>>718357924
Bakushin that shit

>>718358040

>>718356729

>>718357862
Show us your veteran Urara then, anon.

>>718358057
Yup

>>718357869
Meanwhile I picked Teio already having anime Teio. And I'm going to get Teio Step on anime Teio if Rudolf starts cooperating.

>>718357869
>>718357976
Teio sisters…we’re…inferior?

>>718357081
I wanted Curren but I started the game too late. Will you be able to pity pick any Uma in the half anniversary?

>>718358060
ah yes Oy Neigh the club that waits 15 days to kick people who are obviously inactive

>>718357916
There's a fag that hasn't logged in a week in /herse/ and has less than 1M fans. I'd say kick but I'm not the admin

>>718351217
lol her ears are so huge

>>718358153
desu, most of the content people post of Teio is her crying.

Bros i think her singing voice is kinda cute....

>>718357586
SWEET MOTHER MARY!!

>>718358159
yes...assuming we even get that banner...

>>718358153
Her ult sucks
Her anime version is fine though. Opposite of McQueen who is plenty useable in base form but her anime version SUCKS

>>718357983
/vg/fags are snobs what’s new. You’re right where you wanna be as far as fans go, that’s just fine for raising rank

>that intrusive urge to disband my club and fuck everyone inside for no reason
it's fun being the leader

>>718352951
Can you post the support cards and parents?

>>718358275
bros hearing voices now

>>718358138
>And I'm going to get Teio Step on anime Teio if Rudolf starts cooperating.
Technically you'll be able to do it by default later.

>>718356540
Join /v/mapyoi

>>718358132
sure thing cowboy
*unzips dick*

>>718358213
>2ND
SHE WAS REALLY CLOSE

is the story winning ticket card good? Worth it for that upgraded homestretch haste skill?

Battleshipper wins Race 11

>>718358159
Yes, any uma released up until that point will be sparkable. Ignore the doompost, we’ll be getting it, there’s no reason we wouldnt

>>718358205
https://youtu.be/kJekE_KnBro?si=4Xk8vDhtSoVGLdhI
she carries in this track

>>718358275
take your meds

Was about to crash a shitty run but had to reverse course to get robot tits

>>718357586
I am surprised Battleshipper is not descended from Gold Ship.

>>718358275
Glue them all, anon, but wait about a day before rewards

what the actual fuck

>pulled taiki on my free pull for the day
based. those are america's titties.

>>718358428
So in theory, it would be better to save until the half anniversary so you get better chances to get a 3 star Uma and then pick the one you want if you didn't get her while pulling?

>>718358531
shes malfunctioning you cant put a toaster in a hot spring!

>>718358574
>he was hopeful

>>718358574
Not enough skills. Says so right there.

>>718358574
What was her mood? How much energy did she have before entering the race?

>>718351217
He is, in canon, God's gift to women. That applies to horses as well.

>>718358574
You have “tended” to her lately right? She throws matches if you dont…you know

>>718358574
Never bet on Hopeful Stakes

Got my first spa scene with her

>>718358616
that's the optimal f2p strat to spookmaxx, but you have to be very patient

I can't believe I got gaslighted into thinking the Green Woman support is bad

>guaranteed Mood up in first training
>bonus Speed up in other training
>decreased Stamina used in trainings meaning less rest needed
>5 Recreations that recover large amount of Stamina, gives you some small stat boosts, Skill points, and Concentration in the last Recreation
Some of my best rated umas have her in the support deck.

>>718358350
I'm trying to get some fucked up inheritance stuff done. I want the cool anime skill, but I want that skill too, with Rudolf and Oguri's skill, maybe Maruzensky's too. But she isn't giving me any sparks so I can't use her yet. Meanwhile, some random ass Gold Ship run I do for stats gives me great sparks. This shit is driving me insane.

>>718358574
>Gutslet
No, really

>>718358703
this anon is getting the super mega rare spa scene while us plebs have to see the hot spring one...

>>718358437
please do not post characters that are not currently in the english version of the game. thank you.

>>718358616
Correct, pray you get a few you want along the way to your spark. Theres not really any other support cards worth rolling for in the meantime, so its stacking for umas for the foreseeable future. We’re not getting a ton of carats from now until then, barely just enough to spark by my estimation so dont be reckless.

>>718358574
Late Start + Rushed will FUCK UP any Frontrunner more than any other position
I'm gonna guess that's what happened

>>718358731
who told you its bad??

>>718358821
according to a carat calculator, we should get 2 sparks by then, no idea if it works as it should though

Race 12 in 15 mins. Place your bets.

>>718358574
KWAB

>>718358731
Yeah she is absolutely top tier right now. Metafaggots are only saying that later she will become powercrept by newer SSRs, sooner than KB, SC, and FM will. You can even see that the top whale builds currently use MLB Tazuna.
All of them will eventually get powercrept but it will be a while, and global may or may not die before then.

>>718358852
is she OK?

>>718358731
It's a good card unless you are trying to MinMax everything and get an ÜberPferd

>>718358671
it was fucking Great and like 50% energy (does that even afffect in races tho)

>>718358686
she had a date to improve her mood because she was called a kid TWICE

>>718358852
>you got any games on your Umaphone?

why are those dancing hysterical looking chibis such a big meme in jp?

>>718358880
eh my math may be off, and it depends if you’re doing your monthly $7 a month thing but its a tight window at a glance.

>>718358884
Firebaugh sounds and looks sick as fuck.

>>718358731
Does green woman need any LB to be usable? I got her LB0

>>718358437
She's a tyrant on bed.

>>718358731
It's more like people simply shit on it because it'll get powercreeped rather than because it sucks

>>718358884
all in on milliganmikeandme

>>718358437
i think her lace hair decoration looks dumb!

>>718358960
NTA I think it only affects you if you go in with zero energy. Did you have a slow start? Then boxed in and ran out of stamina maybe. Bad luck. Your speed should also be a tad higher. I know its hopeful stakes but you want to run that one when you know your uma is busted.

>>718358960
>does that even afffect in races tho
It absolutely does but only if you're running a race on like, 10% energy or less. I think you got lowrolled really hard, my condolences.

>>718358852
>when the chestnut uma enters the room

>>718358852
I hate Spe so fucking much it's unreal.

>Disco
Who's going to tell her?

>>718359013
She is usable on LB0 if you have no other support card that optimize the best stats your current deck can offer. I have LB2 and she is pretty bused.

>>718358915
>and global may or may not die before then
Idk, game seems pretty popular to me

>>718359243
t. ASS wonder

>>718359013
Like most cards, she's cracked at 3LB/MLB. 0LB is okayish if you are still just trying to get B's.

>>718359250
very disco maruzen, very disco...

>>718359250
Tell her what, that the cocaine is nowhere near as strong as it used to be?

>>718358915
>>718359281
If grub is somehow still alive Uma will be fine

>>718359281
I hope it stays that way honestly, I really love this game and I have seen other mobile games I liked die out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4

>Sakura Bakushin O's original company is Sakura Commerce, a company founded by post WW2 Koreans who moved to Japan and became a company known to have a very VERY Pro-North Korean stance ESPECIALLY during Bakushin O's time.
>Sakura Bakushin O's name is a mouthful for Korean fans to type, so they shortened her name to "Park Shin-oh"
>These two above are the reasons why Korean fans headcanon her as a Zainichi Japanese (Japanese of Korean Descent) from North Korea and how she's basically a revolutionary spy.

>>718358852
I love Spe so fucking much it’s unreal

>>718359353
Dragalia...

>>718358852
Special WEAK, my strongest Pace Chaser...

>>718359374
so north korean bakushin has an explanation? all the lore in and around the game seems absurdly obscure

If I don't have any A umas, should I even bother for graded CM?