Thread 719105390

What the FUCK is her problem?

>>719105390 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PENIS ISN'T TINY STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>719105390 (OP)
KOREABROS LOOK AWAY YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!

she isnt horse enough

shes too horse too furious

>>719105390 (OP)
She NEEDS my penis.

It’s a good year to be a horse fucker.

>>719105390 (OP)
She knows I'm going to have sex with her for winning.

>>719105465
She will shrink your penis so other girls won't steal you

>>719105390 (OP)
This horse has a lot of interesting lore.

>>719108909
is the real lore why you guys like these horse girls so much?

>>719109942
They make my pp hard too.

If only there was actual gameplay

>>719111136
pp is the instigator of knowledge. -socrates

>>719109942
Jap horse racing is a soap opera of drama thanks to yakuza influence and the all around mental illness of jap people. It's like pro wrestling, almost. There's weirdness surrounding all japanese sports.

What did she mean by this?

>>719115545
she's trying to understand the correlation between me and her soaked underwear

Still in Love is a proper, full on yandere. Which is nice, we haven't had one of those in a while.
I like that they hired the guys behind Saya no Uta to write her events, they're the kings of horror romance.

>>719105390 (OP)
I love when Girls look at me like this(I have never kissed a girl)

>>719105390 (OP)
She got some massive hair gel.

Results are out

>>719108909
Why are mares like this?

Holy fucking shit, I did it bros, I made it.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY, AIMED DIRECTLY FOR ITS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK IT STRAIGHT IN THE EYE.

SERVEEER CRASSHHH

STUPID STEAM GOING OFFLINE MAINT AT THE WORST TIME
Also, it's over 3rd place
They created so many miracles just to get there so I can't even be mad

>>719116819
It's Steam maintenance.

>Special Week didn't use shooting star until someone was crossing the finish line
That's real fucking great god dammit.

>>719116903
LOL SPECIAL ED WEEK

GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
I CAN'T HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>got first in group A by 2.5 lengths
I thought this was supposed to be whale territory

And now? You get to do it all over again next month. And the next month. And the next month. And the next month...

These tickets don't expire right? I want to use them on the summer Maruzensky banner next month.

>>719117043
Which would be really fun and appealing if spark farming wasn't cancer incarnate

>2nd by a nose
This is worse than getting obliterated. If I had just gotten ONE more skill proc, or ONE more rainbow training, or maybe if the game hadn't FUCKED ME OVER WITH GODDAMN RUSHED then I could've had it all
I fucking hate Gold Ship now

>Steam cucktenance
fuck me

>>719105390 (OP)
Lmfao tiny gooks on suicide watch.

>Got WHALED
FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>719117189
Get fucked kiddo

>get 3rd
>disappointment
>see the free supoort card pull
>I don't have creek and is desperate for it
>send it
>rainbow card
>this fucking faggot shows up
>disappointment^2

>>719109942
No.
Total keibanigger death.

I FUCKING WON FUCK YES I MADE IT. I'M NOT AS SHIT AS I THOUGHT FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. NOW NEXT ONE EVEN BETTER AND STRIVE FOR GROUP A

OUR FUARKING HEROES

>skip race because everything is already decided
>3rd place
>umm, ok
>check placing
>1st ends 6L ahead 2nd
Literally the most humiliating race by far, how the fuck did that guy end in B

Number one in shitter league

Can't I just ignore CM, like pretend it doesn't exist

are the results already set in stone? or should I wait until shitter hours to open the game? I'm scared bros

>>719117283
we're going up together vro

>got 3rd in Group B
fuck it I'll take it, honestly didn't even think I would make it to the final round since I didn't try making horses for this

>>719117364
yes they're set in stone anon, that's what the 9h matching period was for

>>719117364
It's already set. The final race aren't live like the previous ones were.

>>719117364
I think final round works differently, it's already decided

>>719117364
You were already matched. The race is already over. All you're doing is viewing the results at this point. Even if you don't watch it your placement has already been determined and they'll send it to you in the mail

I still can't log in

>Hishi Akebono is cute
>look up info about her
>she's a feeder
NOPE

>>719117361
I did. I feel nothing.

AHHHHHHHHH YES
I NEVER SHOULD'VE DOUBTED
MY GOAT

>>719117420
>>719117443
>>719117448
>>719117453
I'm scared to look...

>>719117213
>>719117283
>>719117352
Group A has a much wider pool of players, what the hell.

>>719117364
Yes, now go and fellate your assigned whale.

anyone else not even reach the finals? haha...

Got 3rd in A group finals...

The other guys only had a 2LB kitasan too just like me so I can't even argue about whaling.

Rip...

>>719117352
Shitters is open league anon, we made it
>>719117369
WE ARE TRULY ALL GONNA MAKE IT. I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT AT FIRST BUT NOW I DO

SHE FUCKING DID IT

I hope you neighgers recorded your first CM race.

>>719105390 (OP)
You cuck her for a human woman

>3rd place
>500 carats
Fuck this game, I'm actually done. You literally have to treat this shit as a second job if you want to make the parents necessary to actually compete in this shit. Fucking joke of a game.

Welp 3rd place both my opponents with fucking A+ over here.

>>719117625
it's ok anon i didn't make it to the finals either, no need to get salty

Nice

>>719117569
I FUCKING KNEEL TO THE SUPREME COMMANDER

>>719117618
>human

STEAM IS BACK
I'M IN

>>719117625
L

>>719117618
Is that human behind Tazuna?

B bros I'm so fucking back

>>719117510
Requiring 3 wins out of 5 and having 8 tries to do so means you can reroll enough to get some favorable matchups
It's not surprising A had more than B.

>copy the screenshot for winning in my baby noob loser league
>gets all sorts of fucked up
im starting to think my account is actually cursed

>>719117713
This makes no sense, or I don't understand it, how can you be put first in the total ranking when this guy has more than double the points
>>719117510

>Teio got super giga boxed
>Still second
Fuck, almost made it but still better than expected.

>>719109942
Part of it, yes

>>719116763
Thank you, friend
For carrying the torch where I couldn't.
Not mad, not sad. My girls gave it all they had. I'm glad for you and I wish for your continued success.

>>719117695
No, fuck you.
It's fucking stupid. Not even whaling gets you through the ridiculous spark grind. Not that I whaled but still. Point is I don't want to spend 100 fucking hours a week grinding sparks to be able to compete in PVP in this game and considering content is thin if you're not grinding that shit out then I may as well just quit.

>>719105390 (OP)
>Man, this uma might be a little crazy
>Nah, bro, its all part of the act!
This just in, Still In Love found to be involved with the murder of a local woman. When found out. Still In Love was shouting about how she saw him first.

>>719117836
live POV of that anon

>>719117890
Don't worry, soon they'll add a feature where you can reroll your spark after a run. Once.

>>719108909
That's hilarious and I believe it too. Attached animals get jealous very easily

Placed first in the shitters league.
I'm pretty happy with it, my Special Week won by a huge margin, but that does not mean much when you are competing in the weenie hut jr cup.
Time to actually learn how to play the game now, I just got my first A rank Uma so I guess things are coming together.

That ended better than I expected

>>719117890
then quit? no one is holding you at gun point here

I got first in the Open group that's only B umas. I kinda wish I tried my hand at the big boy leagues

>>719109942
It's part of it.

We got Mean Nature'd really hard

>>719117890
Gonna cry?

>>719105390 (OP)
Could you people be any gayer? (No)

>>719118031
>all those Nice Naties getting 8th and 9th just to fuck you over with skills

Will the replay and results get saved in my account or will they get deleted?

>>719117890
skill issue lol

>>719105390 (OP)
KOREABROS GET DOWN!!

>>719118060
Yes

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

AAHHHHH AAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719118060
>>719117975
Fucking kill yourselves.

it ain't much, but it's mine

>2nd place in A by head
fucking hell

>3rd
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE but hey 500 carats

>late start
it was good to know you

Third place group A
Finished 4th in the race
The free Kita uncaps can't come soon enough

>no participation carats for not making the finals
FUCK YOU CYJEWS NIGGA FUCK YOU

>>719118209
Imagine being mad about the silly honse game lol lmao lmoa

my teio completely fucking died on the last 20 meters but still won it i never doubted

>>719118453
Story:

Haha time to surge use your skills anytime now Special Week please.

>>719118314
she got 2nd place
she probably would have won if not for that late start
fuck this shit, that was rigged

PROVE you are a first rate trainer

>>719105390 (OP)
I got 2nd in my group A finals...

>>719118519
Every animal wants human cock!

>>719117564
>Shitters is open league anon
True. Now it’s time to shoot for group A next CM

>third place group B
alright, what's the next cup? Better start training for it now.

We’ll get em next time girls

>>719118612
>getting 2nd in group A means i dont even get a single title
what's the point?

>first day in 2-A was all 3-2s
>get owned on second day with 2-3s and one 0-5
I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN MY GIRLS

can't believe i won with poop f2p last minute horses. was resigned to be happy with just the 3rd place rewards
my girls r making me proud <3

>>719118818
>can't believe i won
>metafaggot golshit oguri
faggot

My Natie hit those A+ neighers with all she had. Easy 1st and 2nd finish for my aces.

>start the final round
>at the last streach my team is already losing to other horses that are far ahead
>out of fucking nowhere my goldship just casually passes all of them and wins the race
This fucking horse, I every fucking time!
but the same time I love this unpredictiable mastermind of a horse, golshi love!

>>719118698
If you thought this cup was hard, the next one will bust your balls. The real killer will be the Mile cup though.

>>719118698
Kyoto Long 3200m, sunny, firm conditions, spring, right-handed.
Unironically go max stamina and two gold recoveries, thank me later. This time breed in your long S sparks, make some better parents for passable stamina sparks. Speed and power comes after stamina for this race. Focus on a strong golshi if you’re lazy. This is an end closer race, front runners arent good for long and pace are very stamina hungry, but still a good option. Late charger you might be able to get lucky, either way dont skimp on stamina and grab straightaway spurt for your end closer. None of those other unique abilities work well on this track so dont bother with those. Grab taishin’s ability and put it on your golshi. Straightaway spurt is the weaker one, both end closer only.

>>719118748
Its okay anon, don't get discouraged. Your girls did their best and soon you'll be blessed with lucky rolls to make up for not winning

>>719118031
>play with your favourites
>lose to meta shitters
lesson learned

>check 2nd and 3rd spots
>both have golshis with two or more golden recoveries, around same or more speed, more power, one even has S in turf
>but both have less wit
umamusume is…

>>719118890
hate me cus u aint me
keep squealing piggy

>>719118149
>check one of my opponents
>he did both Mean Nature and Mean Wonder and got third
>second place had the typical metafaggotry including this
To Nice Nature, Gold Ship and Oguri Cap, suck my dick. Holy shit I'm still riding that high.

So the next CM is a long in a few weeks. I'm guessing it's going to be the same composition of
>Ace
>Goldship end closer
>Evil Nature
right?
What about aces, I got a lot of A compatible long runners or mediums that can become long runners through sparks. My goldship also didn't do that much this CM so I might swap her with someone else.

>>719118748
Yeah that's fucking retarded
I though it was going to be Platinum for first, Gold for second and Silver for third
Not getting a single title really stings. Fucking Mood Down events all over the place during this CM

>>719117815
>you can reroll enough to get some favorable matchups
I tried all the timezones you anons said and I still got run over by tryhards and whales. I guess it's still luck. Is there an actual single definitive best one?

>>719119080
Its gonna be
>narita
>golshi
>second ace or urara roadblock

>>719118748
Apparently second and third place not getting titles is something that gets changed later.

>>719118949
It hurts inside, not a single thing to show I tried my best for them, and they tried their best for me. I guess this is what I get for not running meta.
>>719119103
Yeah I thought that's how it'd be, but not a single title? that really sucks.

She won

>>719118930
What do they do once they run out of zodiac signs?

Thank you Golshi

If I had just played the meta from the start I could have probably placed first in group A. I've learned my lesson.

>>719117316
>FUARKING
cancer

>>719117562
If I pull that hat off, will she die?

>>719118467
Same.

I wish this game wasn't a gacha. I love all the horse lore and the care the devs put into portraying the horses to their IRL counterparts but I can't play a gacha on principle because I'm not an Indian subhuman jungle nigger gambling addict

>>719119080
I can't be arsed to grind for shit, I'm bringing this and two debuffers and turn this into a holding breath competition

>>719119080
End closers, end closers, end closers. Straightaway spurt kicks in like red shift did for the previous race. Taishin will be the strongest, followed by Oguri end closers and Golshis. Mayano Top Gun has B in end closer, and style proficiency only affects wit. Oguri’s can max out at B end closer because she can afford the wit hit and is still strong. You can run her as pace again but the acceleration from end closers and less susceptible to debuffs/stamina loss is what makes them
strong. Easiest thing to do is make a golshi your ace and run a couple debuffers to fuck up the staminalets. Or you could roll all end closers if that sounds fun. Seiun Sky comes out soon and her unique is about to trick out front runners that outpace even Oguri, but it takes a lot of dedication to set up a team like that, and she comes out like 3 days before the event goes live. In the future expect more of those as they only get better. For right now though you can stick to a similar pace chaser/end closer/debuffer set up. Or go all pace/all end to increase your chances of winning. Just max your stamina out and pick characters with innate gold heals which makes it easy. Golshi has a good one at potential 5, tachyon had one, super creek, special week, daiwa, mcqueen, biwa, rice shower etc all have strong innate heals, some long specific if your invested in them. Obviously Oguri cap

>>719117562
It would be extremely painful

is there a way to see who actually got the best time?
my teio won with 2:21.9

>>719119498
>328 power
Anon, I...

>>719118612
it only gets harder from here as the gap gets wider between f2p and whales...

Pure fucking kino, my heart was pounding watching this.
>Air Groove got both a Late Start and Rushed
>still grabbed fourth
Proud of my girl. Rudolph on the other hand I am disowning as a fraud.

>>719119218
>It hurts inside, not a single thing to show
I'm sorry anon, it really is bullshit that they give no titles. Me, your umas, and all other anons are proud of you. Just remember. You can always win the next one, no one will ever win them all. You placed second, despite what you might think you're still a first rate trainer.

>start finals
>triple Late Start
Well fuck you too game.

>>719119459
It sucks because it seems the actual real game they made appears to not be that great

>>719119551
i believe the number that showed up at the end is your ranking. Obviously unless you're No.1 that means there were trainers better than you

>>719108909
She will isekai into human and force him to breed her in the next life. There are no escape from her now.

>>719119587
>2x speed
Anon please dont tell me you watched it like that

>Guy in my match has the 1st and 2nd favorites.
>Maruzensky and Narita Taishin with both higher stats than me and Medium S
>Still beat him in the very final stretch by half a length
Absolutely kino of a race. He must be seething so hard losing to the 5th favorite with no S Medium KEEEEK

I'm assuming Ms. Victoria isn't in yet? Seeing your girl in the center of this song is the best reward for winning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTZwyaMxXVc

Why is everyone running Golshi and not Mayano Top Gun?

I like the horses but I refuses to touch their shit gacha

>>719119587
Congrats anon.

And fuck, I should have recorded mine as well.
>golshi gets late start
>Tachy overtakes the front Suzuka before the final leg
>gets overtaken by all 3 golshis
>eventually it comes down to my golshi vs one other golshi
>they're so close together I almost can't tell which is which
>win by less than a nose

>>719119657
>despite what you might think you're still a first rate trainer.
It doesn't feel that way, but I'll take your word for it.

>>719119825
You can replay the race itself and record it.

welp, I ate shit on grade A semifinals and didn't make it, but at least I got this kino image

>>719119734
Only the second time, for the webm.

>>719118904
when does global get this cute outfit

>>719119773
Evil Natty debuffs everyone in front of her and golshi being end closer means she's behind nattie pretty much all race.
Frunt runners eat all the debuffs

>>719119819
You’re unironically missing out on kino retard

Congratulations to all Trainers!

BUT NOW TIME FOR THE AFTERPARTY
BRING (YOUR) ACE 愛馬 FOR A LAST DANCE

>Tokyo Turf 2400m (Medium)
18 slots
One (1) uma ONLY please
65975155

>>719119459
>Im too scared to play a game because anonymous internet people will deduct my imaginary internet good boy points from me
You aren't white either

fuck this, I got btfo by fucking Rice Shower. IRL bullshit dipped into my damn anime game

>>719119879
Ok good good, I was about to get irrationally angry over zoomers or something

I like that Stay Gold is in the game now and is being mogged by all his kids.

>>719119924
state of the game seems to be super jewish right now but maybe it gets better in the future, ill stick with it for a while i reckon. at least until end of this year

>My Maruzensky fucking won
I LOVE HAGS I LOVE HAGS I LOVE HAGS

>>719118948
>breed in your long S sparks
will long A be enough for me or will i have to spend several days trying to get lucky in inspiration again

>>719119924
so?

>>719119973
she’s a FUARKING villain

>>719119941
>Everyone has Medium S
Lmao I'm going to die

>>719119305
They reuse them for different races, there's multiple Taurus/Aquarius/etc cups.

>>719119941
10/18

>>719119563
not him but wouldn't that creek be decent as a front runner at least?

>See opponent in group b finals
>An Oguri with 1200-1000 stats and mlb SSR supports
I didnt even bother watching the race

>>719119693
bro, your Concentration?

You play a shitty mobile game
I want to fuck the horses
We are not the same

>>719119941
>That absolutely monstrous goldship with max speed, SS stamina and S in turf in medium
>Not even using a whale deck

>>719120094
look at this shit, I fucking hate THE OBESE

>>719117960
You have no idea
RIP Walnut

>>719117959
Soon meaning in like 2 years

>>719120016
Bro you can literally get taiki shuttle for free just by installing the game and play her career as long as you want. You dont need to spend money. That’s only for whales, there are plenty of f2p neets that still sweat their ass off in the pvp, but that’s all optional. Just try the game, dont spend any. It gives you literally dozens of hours of stamina items so you can play upwards of 8 hours a day if you want. Just do a career or two and see how it is. Unlike many gachas the core game is pretty fun and has a roguelite type of replayability to it, as much as that term gets thrown around. Dont spend any money, play it casually. You’ll see what i mean

>>719118930
why would the mile cup be so brutal? I figure it would be easier to train up a team for since Stamina doesn't need to be as much of a focus

>>719120218
and i want to fuck the director
what about it bitch

>>719120060
I'm afraid to say that S long is being stated as mandatory for it. So everyone will be running with it.

>>719120257
>1* Wit
KEEEEEEK

meanwhile in the open league.
I had a chill time.

>>719120073
Im just saying if you love the girls then you’re missing out by not playing the game. Suit yourselves coomers

>>719120320
That’s a horse.

>>719119941
5 MORE PLEASE
evil neicha also welcome (still 1 uma per player)

>>719120291
i am playing the game, i am not that guy

Is running two Ends a mistake for the next CM? I feel like End is gonna be clogged to hell and risky in terms of getting blocked

>>719120340
killing myself

>only horse I have with 3* Long is McQueen so I can’t give her S Long
Kill me

>>719120380
coomer franchise dummy

>>719119218
I didn't run meta and still hit second.
There's hope for both of us, so don't give up.
We'll whittle them down and make them spend more money and they will struggle for their pyrrhic semi-victories.

>>719117882
Wife Shower my FUARKING hero

>>719120381
impossible, she has no horse ears or tail

>>719119941
I'll start in 5min

>>719120396
Just dont spend money and save up your carats for characters you know you want, it’s not that hard. I know CyJews are stingy but most people have zero restraint when it comes to rolling on random banners and guaranteeing they get jack

Are there meta horses or do decks and sparks basically allow you to use who you want mostly?

>>719120530
i am indeed saving
28k in the bank as of this glorious midnight

>>719120451
Isnt it the least coomer franchise of literally any gacha games? Artists literally get sued for making lewd images of the horses, which is why people have to make AI slop now lol

>>719119941
>Enter
>See the quality of umas
>Quietly withdraw
Holy shit, im an 8th rate trainer.

>>719120540
Yes, but you're allowed to be flexible and most umas can be perfectly viable with the right setup, I've seen a lot of Mayanos and Condor Pasa's in this CM do well despite not being meta

>>719105390 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUc5qVGy5m4
Make your pick for favorite Yanderified Uma

>>719119941
I'm gonna eat shit, I can tell.

>>719120580
Niiice, anyone you’re saving for in particular?

>>719120616
>He didn't see my Mayano

>>719119941
2 SLOTS LEFT
STARTING IN 2 MINUTES

>>719120616
I'm not gonna lie, all I did was luckshit to get my A+. She literally appeared right before the finals and won it all.

>>719120580
it's 8pm, dude

>>719120540
Affinities you can fudge to an extent with sparks, but skills and stat growth rates seem to be the biggest things that differentiate horses in terms of metagame.
The most meta horses have generally useful skills and bonuses to raising useful stats.

>>719120593
>le yakuza bans uma porn
fake news
deboonked
etc

alas I cannot post such content here or the jannies will shit themselves

>>719120540
Oguri is a one size fits all meta god and remains meta but can still be beat by similar styles. Her Christmas Alt is still meta in Japan years later. It’s Oguri cap, early and end game variants. Golshi is unironically meta as fuck right now too.

>>719120702
nevermind, we're full
GOGOGOGOGO

love my top Umadol Dirt Queen so much it's unreal

>>719105390 (OP)
>>719105465
>pinching animation
UMA BANNED IN SK
IT'S FUCKING OVER

you should save up to pull for MAMBO

>>719119941
>my absolute best uma ive made
>6th favorite
damn, im bad at this game...

Reminder that Seiun Sky is the reason Cygames did the porn ban

>>719120789
Mambo's a two star though

>11 pace chasers
FUCK

>>719120827
KWAB

YESSSSSS
I FUCKING HATE OGURI ((PLAYERS))

>>719120827
irrelevant. save up and pull for her or die

>>719119872
Right, thanks for the reminder.

>>719120871
Congrats anon.

>5th
well, better than I expected

Hell yeah motherfucker

>Creates miracles all the way through the CM cup
>Unfortunately gets 3rd place in the Finals, but it was to be expected
>FUCKING WINS THE ANONS RACE
I have no choice but to marry Mayano now.

KEK, EVERY PACE BLOCKED EACH OTHER

>>719120730
It has way less rule 34 than other franchises and yes, a western artist just got a cease and desist for lewding mcqueen. Its not exclusive to japan anymore. Cygames doesnt own the rights to the horses, only licensing their likenesses. If the owners of the horses dont want them lewded, Cygames will bend the knee and enforce it in whatever way they can.

>>719120924
Off-meta GOD i fucking kneel

So this is the power...of the box...

MY HORSE IS GETTING BOXED FUCKFUCKFUCK

bros...

>Only 17th
I'll take it.

>>719105390 (OP)
why would she make this pose ? not shitposting but how ?

>>719120973
DIE
DIE
DIE

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE I HATE THE BOX

TOP GUN BIG WIN
HOLY

>>719120973
how many times will you post this

>>719120973
the fuck

>>719120973
>le posted it again award

race BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKi1BKLNY0

>Boxed in the majority of the race and didn't use her acceleration skills
>Still 3rd
Can't complain, congratulations to Top GOD. May he pull wedding mayano in a single roll

>>719120257
HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN LMAOOOO

>>719120973
Fake

>>719120821
Explain

>>719120973
Fuck you

when will late surgers become meta? ends, pace, and fronts (mostly for whales) are all very good right now

genuinely how? Did you just get super fucking lucky with constant multiple +100 rainbows early charming and a lot of well rested's?

>>719108909
>He is still in love with Still in Love
holy kino

>>719121037
>>719121051
I barely posted it the past few weeks...

>>719120930
Just in time for her wedding alt too, congrats anon

>>719120940
I don't believe you
https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2024/08/25/15/01/33/121818574_p0.jpg

How many Pace Chasers were there lmfao? Did we all cuck each other?

Biwa Hayahide makes me horny.

>>719121125
I unironically have better cards than this but I can't get nowhere near that

>>719120973
Hahaha you used all your luck immediately
Have fun not getting anyone else for like 6 months retard

>>719121125
Goldship does get a nice 20% boost to stamina training and has a bunch of events that further boost stamina, so this isn't that unachievable, especially with stamina legacies

where the FUCK is the release shcedule, need to know when Chiyono is out

>Jobbed hard
Well, that was just salt in the wound. Guess I really CAN still feel worse after losing the finals

>>719121185
Same... same.

>>719120960
I expected 3rd at best and then Rice just shoved everyone out of the way and MTKNFKKTR just found a burst of speed out of goddamn nowhere

1st in group A and I was only getting 1 win yesterady, I got lucky

>>719121125
Man, I'm lucky if I get a double rainbow during the fucking summer camps, I can't even begin to imagine training shit like this

>>719121251
At least you weren't the Winning Ticket riding Rudolph's ass the entire time.

>>719121240
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>719120593
How is it living in 2021?

>>719121130
Thanks now Ive filtered it

>>719105390 (OP)
so if i started playing global now, how long until i can get this yandere horse?

>>719121185
>deep voice
>big manface
whats the appeal?

>>719120281
Grape-kun forever in our heart

I hope you enjoyed the Taurus fun, now time to spend the next month getting the ideal Long team, which will require even more luckshitting due to stamina requirements!

>>719121308
My Rudolf was favored second and got boxed. In the end, the box comes for all.

>>719121352
Fluffy hair

>>719105390 (OP)
She insists upon herself

>>719121347
She's not coming for like 4 years my guy.

>>719121347
Three years lmao

>>719121347
3-4 years or so, or you can get her right now if you learn japanese

>>719121185
Brian…that’s your brother…

You may not like it but SHE is the queen of /v/

>>719121352
Fluffy hair
Curvy body
Also she doesn't have a manface.
Also ur a fagt.

>>719121398
>years until fenomeno
why are we still here? just to suffer?

>>719121168
>trying to hotlink pixiv

>>719121460
i kneel

you did win your finals match, right trainer?

>300 posts already
We truly are running this shithole right now KEK

>>719121125
stamina legacies + just spam speed cards then spam pretty much only these two training in career
it's not exactly difficult, but the MLB cards make it so the career already starts with an outrageously high value and the friendship meter for almost everyone to be like 1/3 filled

>>719121460
<>

>>719121409
>>719121430
>>719121434
well never mind then

>>719121565
No, I ran into two guys running two front runners each and they blocked for each other so I came in third

>>719121460
Is there any real life correlation for all her plane stuff or did they just find it funny since her name is Top Gun?

>>719121575
do you spam friendship finding first or only do speed/stamina

>>719121352
busty smart sexy woman

>>719121460
MAYANO TOP CUN, THE TAURUS QUEEN.

>>719121565
Yes, and I will be paypigging on summer Maruzensky's banner to reward her for carrying me.

its been a great day

>equip taurus platinum title right away
>the other two players immediately know they lost before they even hit the race button
devilish

>>719121635
Dunno but she started crying when she met Tom Cruise. Or one of them did https://youtu.be/3EaeOJxiPPI?si=LEAG4qzKMBR7vM8F

>>719121460
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>719121659
pretty sure all of these cards have specialty priority/bonus so they will most likely keep showing up for speed training, and again you already start off with their friendship meter at like 1/3 filled
also golshi has a natural stamina boost so it evens out. there's always luck involved but when you have a fuckton of good MLB whale cards it just gets easier to bruteforce it

>>719121460
HAI WEI TU RO
DENJYA ZON

Requesting a drawfag to draw golshi, oguri and nature kneeling to mayano

>>719121635
I think it's the latter, like how Tachyon is a science horse because tachyon is a science word.

>>719121805
>pretty sure all of these cards have specialty priority/bonus
I checked and for both starting friendship and specialty priority, MLB spe is pretty shit

>>719121460
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3h5sPIJ1C

>>719121528
works on my 4chanxt machine

>>719121901
>This video isn't available anymore
What was it?

>>719121880
>spe is pretty shit
very true

>>719121783
https://youtu.be/_tfWqxGdsU0

>>719121330
>2 years for summer Suzuka
What the fuck

>>719121635
It’s the name. The actual horse was known to be childish though

For pvp shit, this championship cup stuff was fun (or at least the open league version)

Special week is old news
Mayano board

Who the fuck is this? She shows up sometimes in El Condor Pasa's career but she doesn't seem to be playable, does she come out later or is this just a npc uma exclusive to her career

>>719121330
>>719121398
>FUCKING february
HELL

>>719121937
>he doesn't know
click the embed and see what happens

>>719121460
But I like Top Cun
She's like my second favorite after Rice Shower

>>719121460
correct

>>719122030
donald trump ass pedohorse

>>719121992
UMAZING!

>>719121460
ffs
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3h5sPIJ1Cw
>>719121947
It cut off the last letter when I copypasted it

>>719121330
>hishi amazon next month
nice
>mambo only in FUCKING MARCH
>kitasan scout is also in the same goddamn banner
holy fuck kill yourselves cygames

BROS

>>719121460
/our/ CHAMP

>couldn't start making builds until the 21st because I didn't know how many pulls I would need to get Brian
>no 9* blue sparks
>only source of busted acceleration skills is borrowed studs (inspiration RNG never gave them to me)
>still got 2nd place in group A finals
I'll take it

>>719121460
/our/ CHILD

What would you do in this situation?

>>719119587
I didn't get Narita and I'm mad. Yes even after winning the finals

>>719122441
I'd take her upstairs and make Teio with her.

>won the taurus cup final round
>managed retention in class 6
>managed A+ without witmeme
>all of this when my only speed card above 2 LB is kitasan
Bros... I'm truly not a failure...I'm a real trainer

>>719122530
f2p KING! f2p GOD! ALL WHALE NEIGHGERS MUST HANG

>>719121346
Rude...

>>719122530
>Using up all your luck at once
Bro...

>>719122441
tell her to go to bed and tuck her in if need be

>>719122196
mambo is a 2*, you'll get her easily

>>719122441
I make her eat ALL the eggs

>>719122441
I'd make sure she drinks some water because she's probably dehydrated.

>>719122441
Send her off to bed.

>>719122645
but I also want her unique clothes, which means I will either spend a million statues or reroll countless times and end up getting a thousand kitasans instead

At least I got 3 tickets to pull on my wives seiun and Fuji, since I have to keep myself from spending and use it all in the January banner, even if it hurts

Why does 1st place get every title? Shouldn't silver and bronze be for 2nd and 3rd? I want a title too...

>>719122530
Anon....you're a first rate trainer

>>719122794
yeah I'm not sure I understand the logic in this either

>>719122794
You’re either first or you’re last anon

>gold ship started 4th at the front if the pack
>got rushed
>never ended ended up using her skill
>still ended up 3rd like only 1L behind
>suzuka also didn't activate her skill after getting 1st on the last spurt so someone else's gold ship managed to beat her by a nose
That was an unlucky seed.

>>719122794
4 year old coding error they couldn't fix in time for the first global CM, please understand

>>719122813
I fucked this up with Nartia Brian because I ended up on her hard route.

>>719122441
>spend over 100 careers not to get a single 3* spark from her
>but she also saved me in the Taurus Cup with a last second god run
She's making me feel so conflicted today.

>>719105390 (OP)
>>719105465
>1st clip
>penis is too small she pinches to show how tiny it is
>2nd clip
>penis is too large the entire stadium is in its shadow and she looks upwards in amazement

TM JOBpera O

Someone make a Long race I need to cope hard for the next CM

Did that one Opera O anon that whooped us weeks ago end up using her again?

>>719122975
She tried hard for you today anon, she's telling you to believe in her. Will you?

>>719117852
the ranking is the amount of people you beat to get there and the other people who got there with you to the finals

>>719122794
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING

>>719122441
Try to not make her mad. Pure survival mode until she gets her reason back.

A monstrous Golshi blew past my Ogurin at the final spurt, but I'll take it. I'm just pleasantly surprised that I didn't wind up in third.

>>719123098
The Overlord is too scared to show his face. F2P WON the whales LOST today.

>>719123247
I was surprised I won the A finals as a complete f2p

>>719122813
Teio is so cute

>>719123116
>All my enemies below me
Feels GOOD!

>>719120973
Pretty good photoshop skills

I'm proud of everyone for trying their hardest

>>719123102
At this point, I'm convinced it's a freaky yandere plot. She'll never give me a 3* spark, not out of spite but so I can never move on from her career. I'm stuck in Rudolf's grasp.

>>719123331
I fucking hate her.

>>719123532
>bricks your run

>>719123532
one time I somehow got Super Creek events 1 and 2 to happen in my run despite not having her in my deck but the bitch never showed for the 3rd to give me Swinging Maestro

>Autosaged
Claim your favorite uma before we go down

>>719123631
How the fuck do you not know how to build for Hopeful Stakes at this point?

>>719123745
FUCK JANNIES

>>719123631
Fuck you, she's cute.

>even last place in group B gives rewards
how hasn't Trump banned this woke DEI game yet?

>>719123745
This one

You can't kill us before 400 replies you cunts

>>719123753
Her stats were fine you fucking faggot she's just fucking worthless cunt.
I've had Oguris, Golshis, and McQueens get 1st place with worse stats than this.

>>719123631
must suck being a retarded trainer

>>719123532
>goldship jumpscare for -20 stamina before summer camp

>>719123614
I never looked up what the options on her event did, always picked the one I knew gave energy from trying an option on random... Until today where I got it while full energy and picked the other one. Uma truly is wit game.

>>719123745
*bricks your horse*

>Goes into heat just by seeing you
How does torena-san do it?

>>719123856
Hopeless Stakes just sometimes decides that it can't be won. It can't be helped. You're not complaining about getting a purple skill so honestly it could have been worse.

>>719123745
GUTS queen Tazuna. Yes she’s an uma, not a human. Ive seen her run dont believe their li

>Jannies try to stomp us out
>We'll still make new threads
>We'll still be more active than their faves
>We'll still make fun of them
What's their end game?

>>719123965
NEICHA NO!

Total Teio Death.

>>719123976
It helps that Shiraoki-sama sent you to her.

Total Teio love.

>got third with everyone in the bottom 3
I'm so proud of my B+ girls making it to the finals!

>>719123994
Well it's a grandparent run and I need the affinity points so it fucks me there.

real Maqueeny hours

Tokai Teio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UEG-BbYicw shitty, night horse racing in in Winnepeg, Canada. First race in 30. Can't find the program for this shitty, backwoods ass venue. Why does Canada do so much racing in the summer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeeCj0BZ-Y

anti-yurifags please explain

>>719124004
Sweeping for free, forever!

>>719124087
You're making life hard on yourself if you glue for a single loss. I only glue Rudolf 3*stam attempts if she loses 2 or more G1s.

>>719124128
IKUYOOOOO

>>719123631
>Front
I wouldn't be surprised if you got really unlucky with wasting stamina or something of the sort. I don't even bother to change out strategies anymore unless it's putting Scarlet and Bakushin in Front. But then again I've had some really shit runs sometimes with Rudolf where she loses debut races twice in a row. Fuck, I lost a debut race with Rudolf with stats like those.

>Finally got Bakushin to 3 stars
>Do a run with her
>Do every G1 she can do for potential white sparks later on
>Got this
I think it's stupid you can get a pink spark for a running style you never even used, but at least I got a 3* on her

Sex with curren!

We might reach 500 posts before being bumped off.

>>719124248
Losing the debut once isn't that bad, it only loses one turn and it doesn't fuck with affinity bonus in any way. Compared to night owl / slacker shenanigans it's preferable by far. Losing debut twice is rough but still not glue material.

>>719123631
Do not bully teio

>thread will get to bump limit even while autosaged
oh jannnyyyyyyy you got some esplainin to doooo!

>>719124175
A horse died here a couple of weeks ago. We saw him collapse on the stream after the race. (which he actually won). It fucked me up desu.

>>719124316
The pink spark is random out of all A or better aptitudes you have. If you want a specific pink spark you should try to avoid gaining unnecessary As.

>>719123965
why is neicha the only horse with a normal personality

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIUEEEEEEEEEE

>Autosaging the fastest thread on /v/
We run this place now

Why are hear ears so fucking big

>>719105390 (OP)
>>719105465
매우 작은

>>719117569
Finally figured out how to make a proper webm
>Neither of my opponents were whales
I got so lucky

>>719124175
>filename
It's in Manitoba, IIRC, which is the province west of Ontario
>Why does Canada do so much racing in the summer?
No idea. Probably safer for the horses than trying to race during the Canadian winter?

Why can't more owners be like him?

>>719124510
Fuck, least he died a winner. Race track life is tough. Don't look up Nice Nature's background.

>>719123031
>primaris
iniiate the terminus decree NOW

>>719124321
>roll for Brian
>get Curren
I guess I needed a sprinter

>>719124554
She's born with the tsukkomi genes
It's like a curse

>>719124507
>anon sculpting jannie as he does it for free
https://youtu.be/dJevnyZzfKg?si=hoDPQRi7pssVfvEQ

>won against a 60% win rate oguri with my 22% win rate brian
>oguri finishes 5th
her trainer must be fuming

I WON
I took YOUR 1st place

>>719124648
>winning by a neck just as you're about to be overtaken
Kino, well done.

>>719124572
Don't bully!

>>719124784
Oguri Cap didn't take MY first place. I have it right in front of me. She can suck my dick.

>>719124817
How the fuck do umas with huge tits run without sports bras? That's an injury waiting to happen

>>719124817
whats wrong with doto?

>>719124871
anime

>>719124871
They're that huge WHILE compressed anon.

>>719124910
mental illness stored in her breasts

Last for best girl!

>>719124817
If i pulled Opera O am i obligated to pull for Doto

Why do pace chasers sometimes run out far in front? I get the impression that it makes their late game spurt weaker.

>>719124910
she got coerced into wearing a swimsuit in public

>lost by 1 L to a Goldship who by all counts was worse than mine
The eugenics program begins now, I will have Ubermensch by the Gemini cup or I will have glued horses.

>Impulse used my winner carats
>Maruzensky dupe

>>719124981
obviously

>>719124670
Reminder that he was okay with her being lewded, but concern trolls had to go and ruin it.

>>719125016
Opera O deserves to lose against and be humbled by the racing might of Doto!

>>719124975
NTR has some very nice tits but that image is off-model, please don't post it. Use this instead.

>My Oguri is favorite to win and has two out of three double circles
>Comes third

>>719125189
QRD?

>>719125223
What are you gonna do to anon? Ban him off twitter?

>>719125232
Some retards started drawing guro porn of Seiun because old man arguing online doesn't understand "don't feed the trolls". Everything is better now I think

>>719125189
>>719125232
I thought retards started @ing guro at him

>>719124784
I lost to Daiwa Scarlet actually

>>719125189
Cygames are going to shut it all down regardless of the ones that are okay with being lewded because it sets a precedent they won't risk

>>719124587
Too much time around Rice ShowEAR.

>>719125276
>We lost generational lewds and all timer doujins due to gurofags
You don't hate them enough

>>719125302
Cygames reinforced the policy because of the trolls, making spineless japanese even more afraid of drawing porn. Fortunately we have a few heroes.

>>719125262
I politely told him off, I'm sure he will see the error of his ways.
And if not I'll just post more on-model NTRs in the future to make him see the truth.

Is taishin usable without encroaching shadow? I'm missing around 350k for it.

Goodbye /v/manons. It was fun.