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>>532621694>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpCM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>532639013 (OP)>Game News (JP)fuck off back to your containment thread. the OP doesn't need that shit
>Get 9* stamina horse last night.
>Wake up with 100 new followers.
Its that easy!?
summoning the CUMA danchou to explain himself
>>532639013 (OP)>Game News (JP)STAY, the OP needs that shit
Mambo has spots for 2 /uma/dachis in need of a club
if you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite
I WANNA SEE BREEDING MARES, ANONS
SHOW ME YOUR STAR UMAMUSUME
Can't decide if I want Mcqueen or Teio from the selector....
>>532639164>new club>chooses the direction he wants to take his club>realizes /vg/ players are leeching shitters as usualWhat is there to explain?
Do i use my friend point for follower slot or do i save it for the haru urara support card
>>532639164>alright humanWho in the flying fuck is this guy, the gall
how important is getting an S rating in Ground/Distance/Style over an A rating?
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>finish cinderella grey
>precisely the moment where tamamo cross says she's proud to have ogurin as her rival
>suddenly it hits me
>immediatly go to check
i fucking knew it no wonder the ost slapped so hard
>>532639164wait, I thought he was 55 as 55 years old, not that it was his nickname
>>532639164>spreadshitting this hardKILL YOURSELF MIDOKUNI
>hey bro you've been at 4 million fans for a week can you grind a bit more?
>lol fuck you carry me and give me free carats faggot cuck
>dude seriously we need everyone to work hard, we want the highest rank possible. If you don't play I'll have to kick you
>FUCK YOU NIGGER I WILL HAVE FREE SHIT
>gets kicked
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE why do they persecute me so?? I dindu nuffin wrong :(
What the absolute fuck is wrong with these freeloaders?
>>532639483Witmusume game.
>>532639317i bought five follow slots for more unique MLB cards to follow + room for good legacies and rest are for urara
Remember that if you don't join a good club your account is permanently bricked. You're playing the game incorrectly, as simple as that.
Daiwa wit card or Tachyon wit card? (both are 3LB)
Guilds were a fucking mistake
>>532639243i guess honeymoon period over? they stop giving away free carrots?
i thought there were like 3k coming up very very soon WHERE
shit finally got my first hot spring ticket on golshi
>>532639617Daiwa has way better events, stats and skills
wat
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do i need 500 power for this? and what do i get if i did have the stat requirement
>>532639539i was at 8 million and you still kicked me :(
>>532639680bro if they give out 3k now rerollers will have more than 100 pulls per reroll
>>532639702She's hot at least
>>532639696As a JP player, the 3 jims triggers my autism hard even now.
>>532639351Itโs just shoe laundering for club points you retard.
>Request shoe>Give same shoe >End up in same position >Get Club Points from it
>>532639271My Mcqueen is working hard for me
>>532639617Gays will complain that their tits are too big.
>no CONNECTING
did they fix the servers or players stopped playing
>>532637854>be a gbf player that set your VPN to jp for faster ping>get bannedWait is this true? Does Cygames ban for VPNs? Because I have a VPN active on my phone pretty much all the time and am constantly bouncing around.
Am I fucked?
>>532639789dont worry, i am very attracted to golshi
>>532639056JPgods are here to stay whether you like it or not
>>532639895If that was the case then every non jp uma player would've been banned a long time ago.
There's literally a link to a vpn in
>>532639013 (OP) so people outside of jp can play.
I'm starting to get a good feel for building umas. Now I just need 9* sparks to avoid missing critical breakpoints...
>2lb kitasan
so i'm basically forced to swipe?! no cap fr fr?!
>>532639164Vidya butts joined that club
>532639056
>532639960
The schizos are back, report and ignore.
what's your club's daily quota and fans per run quota? i need to know how my club stacks up to other casual clubs
>>532639164lmao it's like the gbf time in/time out spreadsheet but real. If you want a job that bad can go flip burgers bro
>>532639895No, they only ban you if youโre botting or have modified their UI (like Viramate). Basically, no third-party tools that give you an advantage, but mouse macros seem to be safe (speaking from experience).
>>532639271this one has born me so many useless children. her work is far from over....
>>532640130Game needs more shortstacks
Is there a good site that lets me plan out umas for team trials or something
>>532639271She picked the wrong 3* but it's a nice enough lineage
>>532640062I think the VPN link is cause the game is not available in some Eurocuck countries
>>532639164Wouldn't a part time job net you more karats than slaving away for the monthly club thing?
>>532640140Ha! I'm not even in a club!
>>532640130Where did the cash for this come from?
>>532639131yes, any pure 9* and a decent (non shit) friend card borrow will max out your followers soon enough
>>532639719Hmm, what about Marvellous Sunday (3LB) and matikanefukukitaru (MLB)?
>>532639841Good thing this game is for straight people only.
>>532640285So what you're saying is that recruiting from /uma/ isn't feasible?
>>532639841The only thing I'm complaining about is thar Marvelous Sunday's tits should be bigger and that she's at least a year and a half out
>>532640285you would probably get more karats doing google rewards surveys
>>532640285>Happy MeekDoes she look happy to you?
Where's that retard complaining about red shoe laundering?
All dirt shoe requests got fulfilled 5 minutes after server reset just like how I said they would.
>>532637850
I think people that are still on account made before kita's banner was introduced should be given 30k karats
>>532640285Yes but a job would make me want to kill myself
>>532640285They're doing this for 1500 carats btw. For a 7 dollar daily pack LMAO
>>532640241Idk but I bricked most of my umas by buying pace chaser skills on late surgers or end closer skills on front runners and now I have to rebuild and replace all of them.
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I finally stopped logging in for 3 days. I am free from this game. Enjoy your accelerated schedule with gimped rewards and guild autism. Some will defend it, some will see the light.
It genuinely bothers me you can't borrow from your clubmates, only from follows. What the fuck man? Thats like the main reason for guilds: cooperation
>no gibs
>not even apolocarrots
>>532640481Don't make me create the Red Shoe incident
>>532640765>cooperationyou don't like shoe trading?
>>532640285It's probably a status symbol to seanigs or smth.
Reroll bros..
It's so fucking over..
>>532640765bro just follow your clubmates
>>532640401Crazy how Cygames just added Queen from To Be Hero X to the game rawdog
>>532640881What exactly are you even threatening on doing? Kicking anyone requesting red shoes?
Dot it faggot.
>>532640362you can compare all 4 here bro
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
Who the fuck drinks water like this
>Rudolf
>Maruzensky
>Teio
>Mcqueen
>Suzuka
Pick my voucher redeem, /uma/
>>532640285I asked mommy for 5 extra bucks a month but she said no :(
>>532641045gay niggas
t. gay nigga
>>532640481I don't know why retards sperg out about the shoes. You can donate 20 shoes and get 30 shoes every day. You're not gonna get 30 a day unless you automated the donation request or are autistic enough to get an alarm but you can easily get ckise to 3 requests a day.
You will get more red shoes than you donate if everybody just requested red shoes
>>532641092Saving this for later, thank you anon.
I wish champion meets were different than just a bunch of solo races in a row. it could be club vs club and have you race against a bunch of weaker normal horses first and then get some special shoes or something that you can spend on harder races for more points.
>>532640362>>532640412These are clearly too big
>>532640695she comes with turf and 3* URA
a great grandparent for your own family tree
Bros, I'm actually instaclosing the daily sales because I need monies so bad.
>>532641045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLDqYqoHC8I
>>532640209How does this help in summoning Curren Chan?
Do people actually like Oguri Cap's personality or is it a meme because she's strong?
>>532639013 (OP)Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile so the leaders can approve or post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.
If they don't show up after search, it means they're full.
Mambo (full)
HonseFunni (full)
umaggers (full)
AlmondMilk (full)
UMASASHIMI (full)
UmaDash (full)
ใฆใใชใชใชใช (Full)
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak (Full)
Clover (Full)
Dacchis (Full)
CloverClub (Full)
Uma&Co (Full)
Haythere (Full)
Calumet (Full)
Glue em up (Full)
Basashi (Full)
/Uma/niki (Full)
/Uma/ Club (Full)
AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retards (Full)
/uma/dachi (Full)
Bronzelord (Full)
AlmondLove (Full)
/uma/ (Full)
ButtSweat (Full)
>>532641045Donald Hitler Drumpf unironically
>>532641084Rudolf or Suzuka, summer Suzuka is still far away
I like the alts of the other 3
>>532641281make your own club
Hey anons I got a question, is it better to have a or lb0 SR, SSR or a mlb R card if both fit the same "role" in a deck?
>>532641045She's too used to sucking the life force out of human men.
>>532639731My fucking sides.
>>532641270pickles belong on burgers
which do you usually take?
are there enough races on nakayama turf for sprint in TT?
>>532641281most of these clubnames are horrible
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>>532641141You can get any uma you own to do it in the concert thing in the Unlimited Impact song
Only about 15 sec into the song too so you don't have to wait
>>532641546I really don't like Nishino Flower's design
>Two different Crown Tours
>Uma Musume will choose to go for the lesser Tiara tour instead of the superior Crown tour
What's the reason for this in universe
what option am i supposed to take after a race victory? feels like both of them make you lose stamina and gain guts
>>532641376Depends, you can compare the stats cards give here. https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
If a card has skills you really need it can be better to use it at 0LB instead of a card that gives higher stats but no good skill
>>532641639Top for consistent energy drain and less skill points.
Bottom for RNG energy drain (as little as 5 and as much as 2x) and more skill points.
>>532641639Always gamble on option 2
>Grind sparks for weeks
>Always 1* guts
>Decide to make a strong competitive uma
>Worst fucking run since launch (failed to heal in infirmary 5 times in a row)
>She gets 3* stamina
I hate it
What do umamusume buttholes smell like?
>>532641608yeah i agree she should be in a swimsuit all of the time
>>532641614the triple tiara is only for mares IRL, hence why Daiwa and Air Groove run there, while the triple crown is for both genders
>>532641376you'd have to look at the individual bonuses and skills that it gives
i'd value a lower-rarity card that gives appropriate skills over a higher rarity that doesn't
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SPECHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
should i long or medium this teio? already have gourmand and swinging maestro
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>>532639164ugh, i just got back WHAT FUCK HAPPENED
>>532640310X (formerly Twitter)
>>532641805I am aware this is how it works in real life, I am just wondering why an uma musume, in universe, not cognizant of these kinds of rules where only "Mares" get to race in the tiara tour, would choose to race there instead of in the triple crown tour
Gold Ship has a domineering toxic female anus
>>532640238desperately and sadly we'll have to wait way too long for it.
>>532640285their wages are so low it's worth tryharding clubs instead
>>532641892hah you didn't censor your title I can see it's nice nature
>>532641892danchou really wanted 300 more jims a month, he's replaced about 1/5 of the /uma/dacchis in the club with discord recruits and there's even more people who are leaving or asking for kicks now
>>532641473>stimmingAHHH THAT'S THE STUFF
the best part about the CUMA shit is that since the club was made in July they aren't getting gibs until a whole month later
If he wanted to be so competitive he should have unironically just left his own club mid-July and joined an older club but I guess he wouldn't have been able to power trip if he did that
>>532641874that should be enough for 3000m race
>>532641943Because umas have mantled the destiny of horses from our world and are subject to set events in their life. They choose to race there because they are destined to race there
>>532641892>Niggas really grinding out 40K fans to stay in the autism guildWhat is wrong with you niggas? Just get a damn job you bums.
>>532642098Yellow and violet don't mix well together.
ANON GET DOWN, WATCH OUT FOR THE RICOCHET
>>532640596There is a 0% chance that forcing a group to tryhard has a 1500 carat increase. 300 is realistic but even that might not happen because you don't magically get carats for making the people earning few fans earn slightly more, you get carats when your average is raised high enough to pass tons of other clubs.
>>532642202this anon had 40M+ fans before danchou added the quota yesterday though
he should leave to drop the ranking even further, though
>>532641520Top option, always
>>532639013 (OP)Im out guys, I heard people are cheating. Im not dealing with this shit.
>I asked my mom for $7
>she gives it to me because I'm her special baby boy
>danchode seagooner is struggling to achieve this
Imagine being poor and unloved lmao
>>532642375First time with a gacha? lol
>>532642375essentially every game has cheaters, this is a live service game ran by cygames so there's a 100% chance they'll be banned.
>>532642375>using external automation tools in a cygames gameroru
rumao
>>532639763They must be waiting for the kitasan rateup to be over. At least I'll have a headstart for my new stash.
>>532642375Every game has "cheaters", anon.
>>532641960they are not that big
How many days until Wedding Top Cun?
>>532642375>blud thinks this is FGO
>spend everything on kitasan right now
>get 30k worth of gibs from cygenerous after the end of banner for seiun sky
trust the plan vros
>>532641892CUMA kicked all the /uma/bros and turned into a discord club. Just leave, you wonโt get any rewards anyway since the club was created this month.
>>532641745Stamina is literally the best outcome, what?
>46 total runs
>20 total witshit and gutfuck 1* sparks
is this normal?
>>532642747Seiun Sky drops in less than a month. Where is this 30k cumming from?
Dirt 9* spark for anyone that wants to fuck around
450616227382
>>532642816u-ummm... just trust the plan vro spend now!!!
>>532641536Start a club with a better name.
>>532642894How about you delete your retarded club?
>>532642782Yes. 20/46 is 43%. Assuming you had < 600 guts and wit than that's basically par for the course.
>>532642826Already at max follows, anon
>>532642649Not yet they're not, but I'm patient.
>>532641943They donโt.
City initially plans to race in them in here scenario but then has a sperg out because of people judging here and making comments and decides to race in the Crown classics instead of the โgirlierโ tiara races.
Main Story 2 and Sweepyโs campaign also touch on this a bunch.
How can I be a club officer? When I tell people to farm more after I see them donating they just ignore me.
>>532642826So this is how people get their Maruzensky to A dirt
>>532642770If only you had 41 more stamina then it would have been 3 stars bwo.
>>532642894I don't want to manage people.
>>532642816It's only a matter of time
>summer
>fail training
>fail training
>heal
>do non rainbow training
They should honestly allow you a free borrow every day why the fuck is it fair that 1/3 careers a day can be fucked like that
like my career is actually bricked and I've still got a year and a half left to trudge through now
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>>532642770Have you considered just falling on your face mid run and getting a 3 star stam spark?
>>532642989seething because you can't come up with a good club name top kek
>>532643147pick autistic officers then
>>532640209please swap the monies for carats and it's good
>>532643198tazuna literally tells you to get energy for the summer camp every time
how do you fuck this up
>>532643213Worked for me too.
>>532642375>cheating in a cygames gachalol good luck
>>532643213i would but my danchou kicks people from the club who get 50k fans in one run
Is there a tier list of support cards?
I've been picking them based on card skills, but I see people take Manhattan Cafe on non Long umas for example, why?
>>532643198If you go into summer training without full energy that's a skill issue. Always take a wit day during summer.
>>532642375What even is the point of this? You can burn more TP on worthless runs for club points/event grinding?
>>532643382>rest just before summer>get night owlnow what
>>532639013 (OP)What's the excuse of having low fans. 10M fans a week should be imposed by every /uma/ guild
WE HAVE CHEATS IN THIS GAME
https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train
>>532643213Now that you mention it, my only 3* spark DID result from a failed run.
>a connection error ocurred.
how often do support events fire? I haven't seen Sweep's Charming event in like 5 careers.
>>532643618was about to post this
It's over. The game is dead.
Tannhauser is really cute
that time of the day again
Can someone post that for (you) uma flowchart image? I saw it here few days ago but I forgot to save it
>Servers STILL cooked
Everyone should get a pity Kitasan as recompense.
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what the fuck is going on
I FUCKING LOVE CONNECTING
>>532643518If you have MLB Kitasan and you're following someone with MLB Super Creek, that's 2 expensive gold skills, so you'll probably end with 6 skills total.
So 3-4 of your cards will probably end up being stat sticks while the other 2-3 have skills you need.
never play within 3h after daily reset. jesus fucking christ, cygames. this ""server"" must be an old Dell laptop, with the battery removed, running in a broom closet
>Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting
LET ME PLAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
1 BILLION CARAT APOLOGY PLEASE
>>532643660>Game will farm 3* for youNice I can do productive things like fap to uma 3d videos.
>>532643640rest 2 days before summer camp, then heal night owl if you
I can't believed CUMA danchou killed the servers for not hitting the hourly quota
I was on my 432th reroll...
>Urara tried so hard to make this run fail with 3 back-to-back sleep deprived and night owl when I had to press rest
She'll win Arima Kinen one day
Guess I'm logging back on JP to play today.
>On a good King Halo run
>Game dies
Every time.
>>532643765everyone hacking the game, unhappy about no apologems
A second Uma has hit the Cygames tower?
>>532642782Yes cause you dont love your umas enough
>>532643698>Special Week freebie>S tierlel
CONNECTING MUSUME
SHITTY DERBY
CYGAMES CONECTA EL JUEGO O DISPARO!
>>532642375Yeah I read the code
0 attempts at making the inputs look human
Those who fuck around are about to find out real quick
The AWS server died again
KMRRRRRR
reeeeeee fix your fucking server
>>532643798Ah, a fellow Dell Insp*ron victim, I see
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Help
"A connection error has occurred"
>middle of vodka run last night
>server explodes
>go to bed
>wake up
>try to finish run
>server explodes
bravo kmr you chink
These server crashes are happening a little too often
>>532643915>Lets pace chasers (arguably the most popular race style) get away with not running Super Creekyeah it's pretty great
2 hour maintenance sure paid off
>>532643915It has a gold recovery skill for pace chasers
Apologems announcement for those who missed it!
>>532640596No itโs worse, theyโre doing it for an extra 600 carots, their goal is to hit S instead of A+
not playing right now, so die servers die! more gems for later
>>532644045good enough for me
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Wait, none of you faggots told me running multiple races on no energy increased the chances of bad results
>>532644045OMG CYGENEROUS TY
>>532643698Urara isn't SS tier even after the update.
>>532644045THANK YOU CYGENEROUS GOD
>>532643198just get speed stamina and power to 600 treat it as a spark farm run then you'll be less disappointed since its just farming, its usual to fuck up the summer training due to night owl, metabolism or just not getting any rainbow trainings, sometimes you luck out and sometimes not
>>532639243Burned everything on my MLB mayano SR, hmu if anyone needs it
>swipe for pack C
>air shakur
I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO THE FUCKING GAME CYNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532643698Forgive my small brain, what's so good about Fine Motion?
>finished grinding the event
>still haven't gotten a single 3* blue spark
it's over
>>532642375>botting a cygames gamelol
>>532644125she's the best guts card until Orfevre releases bro
>>532643046thought it was just my shit luck, good to know
>>532643912fair enough, I didn't get winning ticket in my pulls so I take it out on them
>>532643698Huh, I wonder if Marvelous Sunday 3* is better than SR Agnes 4*
I was trying to buy my clocks from the daily store...
EOS...
fun while it lasted but back to playing zz i guess..
>>532644045>pvp potsNO I FUCKING HATE IT
>>532644149Don't lie trainer, she would never...
Don't worry guys, this is to justify the 3k apolocarats gift in 6 hours.
Let me finish my career run. I need to take a test to renew my teaching certification in like 20minute
>>532644109>forcing your uma to run sleep-deprived is badgee who could have known
let me in
or I start raping Teio
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Cmon!!! SHE WAS ABOUT TO GOOF ME OFF!!
55 Here
Downtime is no excuse for low fan count, get your shit working or I'm forced to kick you
ALL MY MONEY SPENT ON PULLS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!
>manage to get 2 stamina spark for matikane before server shits itself
Does someone have the chart for stat benchmarks for Team trials?
I need to rebuild my team because I can't fucking win races anymore
Is there some future legacy combination that can achieve double circle compatibility with Haru Urara? It seems impossible right now based on the affinity calculator.
FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS ALREADY, HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A THING AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS
>>532643698explain haru , bike pegasus and marvelous cards
why are they good
this shit is unplayable right now
Got Nice Nature as my first A rank uma, love her. Any other umas for this feel? What was everyone else's first A rank?
>>532643930ngl my dacchi I'd rather have more support points, this shit drains out FAST
shitty fucking game dies every day what the fuck
>>532642315Yea 1500 is under the most charitable assumption possible that the club goes from A to SS(it aint). And even then it still wouldnt be worth it... not to mention they already lost on a month of rewards anyways rofl
>>532643698>Tosho>Not top tierWhat the fuck is this list. Tosho can high roll your run hard if you get her charm event early.
>CONNECTING
>RETRY
>CONNECTING
>RETRY
>CONNECTING
>TITLE SCREEN DUE TO INACTIVITY
At least let me do my dailies before you shit the bed
>finish event and dailies
>game suddenly dies
Convenient timing for ddos
When is the gacha for this bitch? I have a dire need to feminize her with my dick ever since seeing this webm.
>>532644151>zero starting friendship gauge
>>532644373I think King Halo and Rice Shower have affinity because they're roommates
>>532644109the game literally directly tells you this every single time you try to race 3+ times in a row
>>532644328>55 hereLets get you back to bed grandpa
>>532644402Torenah-san you told me I had to take it off after every win!
>>532644328I'm trying to send my two weeks notice through the club, anon. but the world filter doesnt let me
>>532644373She will be compatible with dirt A horses
>>532644327I love Maya so much bros
The absolute state of Cykagames server.
>>532644327GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANOGOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANOGOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANOGOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>>532644402she keeps trying to give me a landing kiss every time she wins how do i stop her a trainer and umamusume relationship should be platonic.
tais
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>>532644407i'm in the hole so bad for support points, man. gonna be months to dig myself out
>>532644308That's it. I'm getting the coffee.
>>532644082Oh that's normal, I think it kicks in after 15-30 minutes.
>>532644469She's so small...
PAY FOR BETTER SERVERS YOU RETARDED SUBHUMAN ISLAND MONKEYS
Is JP server shitting itself as well or is this a global feature?
Please accept our apology gift of 50 carots
Dont spend it all at once anons.
>a second horse has hit the servers
https://youtube.com/shorts/5OevDQdRlIM?si=P6slWXBHjyxCnbyE
LET ME FEEL THE POWERRRRRR
THAT CAN RIIIIIIIIIIP ME TO SHREEEEEEEEEEEEDS
>>532644635All the server money went to the french gp, purisu andastando!
I've never seen a gacha have this much connectivity problems.
>>532644485Why would you create such an abominable image with a brown subhuman next to urara?
here's your drink onii-san, just wait for the servers...
>>532644707Cygames....so generous.
>>532644635if the SEAgooners would just buy the monthly pack instead of turning their club into a sweatshop for 300 more monthly carats we could afford better servers
>>532644676cygmaes paid for the shittiest aws server because they think this game gonna tank globally
>>532644638What are they watching
Kinda lost on what to do with my pulls, I chose the silver haired 3-star for my selector. Then I got purple haired 3 star after 20 pulls, then I got a brown haired SSR support after 30 pulls. I currently have 2 3-stars, 3 SSR supports(Gold-ship, Special Weeku, and something diamond). Do I keep pulling or should I save? I forgot how overwhelming getting into a Gacha game is. Only Gacha I played was Reverse, but pulling was very obvious in that game since it was a standard turn-based RPG. Also I can't understand perks at all, they all seem equal to each other.
>Oh this one makes you faster when running uphill
>This one makes you faster in the last stretch but only when running on the outside.
They both seem about the same, and it's not like I can choose the track.
Also what are the daily missions for this game? Is it just the races and the energy?
>>532644394what does the "Mood Effect" mean? do i get a chance for mood up from training anywhere Nature is or from her rainbow training or?
>>532644235and of course the server revives as soon as the store expired
>>532644426yeah the thing about SS clubs is that you don't need to go full tranny dictator mode on them, you are only in SS if every single member is not only extremely consistently playing but literally spending money to get more runs. The clubs where people swipe and do additional runs at 10 carats a piece is going to have so many fans that tryharding won't even get you to 50% of what they have.
>>532644029its a 50-50 chance of getting gourmand or hydrate which is bullshit honestly, but expected for an event freebie
>>532644638Watching the trainer doing a pole dancing
>>532644730they have dozen of events where they just hang out together bro
I will post this once and never again
Skip oguri cristhmas and save for this banner a month later instead you can spark her or another good horse if you get her here this banner was so good cygames realized their mistake and never did it again
you have been warned
>>532642375>itโs not cheating jp already as auto trainHe is gonna get a lot of retards banned
>>532644709Is this when they told him about the Twin Towers during the book reading to some grade 1 class?
How do you get 320k fans on Bakushin and Urara?
>>532644301You don't get to bring friends
>make globaltards addicted to horses
>don't give them their daily fix of horse pussy
they're nefarious
>>532644818Increases the bonus having a good mood while training gives
That's it, I'm going back to grub.
>>532644814Five Hours of Inferno
>>532639164>>532642749>join the guild because "You do you">turns into "Going for gold"I'm sorry CUMA danchou, but I'm kickable now. Is there a /uma/ club that would stay "You do you"?
>>532644176>what's so good about Fine MotionTwo reasons off the top of my head
>free Practice Perfect from her first event>can give Speed Star (gold Prepared to Pass)
>>532644732CAN'T LAST ONE MORE HOUR
HOW SOON WILL I MEET MY END
>get back into the career run
we're so back bros
>connecting.....connection error occured
its over
>lb3 kitasan at 120 rolls
>proceed to get 0 sssr in the next 80 rolls
I should've stopped...
>>532644752This is a first for me as well. I might actually put the game down if its not fixed.
Are the servers down or did I get banned for lewding the trainees?
>Mayano career
>Hopeful Stakes
>No1 favorite
>Servers go down
>Servers come back for a few second enough to play the race
>No1 favorite got 18th place
>Serves go down again
What the fuck. Did they actually just start the race without her?
>>532644818it amplifies the 10% increased training having a great mood has, so if it's 30% it becomes 13% in total
>Skip oguri cristhmas
Stopped reading right there
>>532643182why did i never consider this, ill simply use my real horse race winnings to fund my virtual horse racing habit. this is genius anon.
>>532644818Pretty sure it impacts the effect of having a good mood. Pretty sure it works like Good=10% and Great=20%. So a 50% mood up would be Good=15% and Great=30%.
>She sat on the servers again
can't even join from my phone this time
ULALAAA
>>532644954one of the /uma/dacchis who was kicked yesterday made a new club, it's in the last thread
>>532644878Is that an all-you-can-spark banner?
>>532644878can't i just save for both?
>>532645028Hopeless Stakes strikes again.
Spending a fraction of their millions of dollars on better servers is too much of an ask for this company I guess.
if you bought more shadowverse packs this wouldn't have happened.
>>532644878what makes it good, dacchi?
Cant exactly log in rn
>>532644523LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>532645008nigger are you really complaining about getting mlb kita in 200 rolls?
>>532644906Get Medium to A and be able to run in G1 that actually give over 10k fans.
>>532644812To be fair, I also never imagined uma musume of all things would be a hit in the west.
>>532644954Pirates is gonna be forever casual. I am lazy and I work a lot
>>532645085yeah
>>532645090go ahead don't cry when you get a dupe
>>532645108You can spark any horse you want
>>532645028She was running in place when the gates opened
>>532645147Literally no one could predict this.
Sorry bros, chinese immigrants are actively sabotaging Cygames' servers.
>>532645069Bros I want an autistic horse daughter ;-;
I 100% think they're just waiting for kita banner to end at this point for future gibs
Does someone still have the spreadsheet someone made?
>>532644378Biko is worse than Suzuka and Bakushin(I have all 3 of them) at lb0 since she has 0 intinial friendship, making rainbows a fucking pain. Even at mlb, she's a mlb Bakushin sidegrade if you're not building for sprint.
The JPgod's rainbow tierlist makes more sense that chart:
https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM
>>532645008>he kept rolling instead of saving for SC and Tazuna banner in 2 weeks>He wasted his Seiun Sky carats needed within the end of next month
YES TREAT ME ROUGH CYGAMES THATS HOW I LIKE IM YOUR LITTLE SLUT YES STEP ON ME AAAAAAAAAA
man i didnt realize i can see right through you always triggers at the start and does literally nothing
shouldve saved for nimble navigator
oh no no no doomsisters are gonna have a field day
>>532644912TELL ME ABOUT EL CONDOR PASA
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
They don't want me to reroll...
>>532644976I CAN'T RETURN TO THOSE DAAAAAAAAAAAYS
THAT I'VE FORGOTTENNNNN
Can we talk about how Teio would bebanned if she was a granblue character?
Super Creek killed the game rather than let me see her take 2nd place in Arima Kinen...
>>532645130it's reroll account
>>532644878>skipping any variant of cinderella grayI reject your dogshit opinion
>>532645206I want Oguri wife....
>>532645179Damn, definitely need to keep a spark ready then
>>532645068Modd effect increases magnitude of all moods. So bad and awful get way worse
>see people spending hundreds on kitasan and getting nothing
>rerolled a few times and got her 5 times in 100 pulls
>>532643915Dunno about the support card tiers but Gourmand is pretty good. I actually miss having the card now that I don't have it anymore after I ditched my day 1 account for my current account with MLB Kita
>>532645218The problem with Bakushin is that she can't be used on your Bakushin.
>>532644730Kinda. They are literally roommates.
>>532644878so you said they never did it again... what if they prank us and never bring it to global....
>>532645147i think they are still waiting to see if the hype would die down after a month or two, until then i guess we stuck with this shitty server
>>532645279A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED TRAINER
Oguri cap?
More like Oguri FAT!!!
>>532645262All of the early race navigation skills suck dick. I just like getting go with the flow and nimble navi and watching my boxed horse slide out to the edge and fly.
Post this Uma's name without Googling it and your next roll will guarantee an SSR!
sorry i only pull on classic costumes
What's her base stats, /uma/?
For every second I am kept away from the game I will headpat Rudolf once
>>532645395they brought the infamous 0.5% rates..
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak is recruiting one big dicker whale with 50 million + fan count
>>532645431its not specifically early race, its an any time skill
which ofc means it always procs at the worst possible time
>>532644912>>532645279I don't know how baneposting has weathered the test of time but I love it. I'm in tears.
you use the support cards you got, not the ones you wish you had
>>532645460Matikanefukukitaru
>horse game down again
>still no apologems
This is why delayed international releases suck. They need to force parity with JP so even if we get apologems they will be cut from future gibs. Meanwhile in games with simultaneous release, global gets to benefit from Asian schizo outbreaks that EN isn't even aware of.
>>532645383spaghetti syndrome is the gayest thing in gbf
The joke is she's a yokel and eats a lot.
>>532645262The reason you get it is for points in Team Trials, not because it's a useful skill
AHEM FUCK CUMA DANCHOU HE IS THE TYPE OF TRAINER WHO WOULD GIVE UP ON HARU URARA!!
why do limbronies feel the need to spam their game in every other general?
>>532645464I love uma comics like these.
Any KinguCHADs here? Please post more of her images, I wanna start a collection.
why won't they ever rerun uma collab in grubble?
it's their own game
>>532645460Matty Catty Futurama
>>532645382>how does luck workok retard
My energy is going to hit 100 in the next hour and I'm going to waste it fuuuck. I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient
>>532645335WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO BA?
>>532645579Wait, this is also Spe's schtick!
>SouthernTiger is playing Uma Musume every day and is more addicted than ever
>but he thinks it's not worth streaming because he just autowins every career
Do we still win?
>>532645579She's not fat, she just got thick vagina bones.
>>532645494All race horses are 2-5 years old.
>Returning to Title Screen due to inactivity.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thank god i dont have to hear about rerollers ever again after this banner ends
>Every horse that I've been jerking off to aside from Scarlet was a MALE
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I SWEAR I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL!!!!
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so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Are they fucking or what
>>532645579>no bellyDisgusting
>>532645579washing oguri kyapu's sweaty thong after a race by hand!!!
>>532644878But I want it NYOW
>>532645784Suzuka wouldn't allow that.
>>532645460Makitanefukukitaru.
I know I swapped the K and T around but I have strong feelings about this being how her name should be spelled.
>>532645631They don't usually rerun collabs, but it's dumb it wasn't added into side stories.
How should I respond to this? I forgot I had it on steam
>>5326454870.5 rate fucks us so it doesn't matter. All-spark would fuck them so they won't do it.
Can someone post stat benchmarks for team trials?
I need to rebuild my teams.. pls help!
>>532644912>>532645279I need Umamutumbe to revive baneposting.
>>532645714Banned from SEA, where their biggest player base is.
>>532645714>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO BA?twitter cancel culture
basically every trannies labeled the game as a pedo game and that shy'ed everyone from playing it
even the streamers mentioned about this
>>532645335BA not even having 10k is so fucking funny after all the bullshit they've said.
>>532645851tell him he's right because he is right
>>532645716He'll be able to stream it again once they release that new thingy this stupid ahh oldheads keep talking about
>gooks spamming their game in our thread
>cat trannies avatarfagging and spamming the thread with their ecelebs because they have nobody to talk to
>>532645460Matikanefukukitarou
Fukukita for short
>>532645008I have 2LB in 500 rolls, please complain about your luckshitting elsewhere.
>>532645784spica trainer is too autistic to have sex, he has to be raped
>>532645530A lot of loyalty for an anonymous poster
>>532644878This seems really damn good if you save all your karats and can avoid rolling horses till then.
>3% odds of getting a 3* odds (roughly 50-100 rolls will probably get you at least one) >Can then spark whatever you want at 200.If you can somehow scrape together 90K Karats by then, that's around 3 Selectors and probably around 10+ random 3*s.
>>532645851call them normalniggers
>>532645335>>532645445>both peaked 9 days ago>limbus already has a lower 24 hour peakI'm NOOOOTICING
>>532645851"because im molesting childs sir"
>>532645714Why would people jump from their devices to steam? It's not some a new release, it's just an extra platform for global.
>>532645851daily occurrence for many a blue archive fan
>>532645851he's right tho, ur a pedo for playing uma musume
>>532645670That's a kick from CUMA.
>>532645871My wife and my mother in law!
>>532645884Counterpount: the actual fanbase is also insufferable.
>>532645884>basically every trannies labeled the game as a pedo gameThe players did this to themselves. Have you seen the steam forums? 99% of it was crying emoji UOOOHH nonsense.
>>532645494A very sexy child
>>532645714despite all the fanart and porn it gets, the game itself is not popular, and it's shown in the revenue
>>532645851What's a child molsters?
>>532645851Tell him to stop projecting and cry about it on twitter
>>532646031I am so fucking horny for this whorse
>>532645841nta but thanks anon
bruh
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CurrenGODs
Naritabros
Falconfellas
Go on without me....
>>532645871400 stamina for sprint
600 stamina for mile
800 stamina for medium
1000 + gold stamina skills for long
each these goals while reaching 300 wit 350~ guts and as much speed and power as possible.
>>532645851Tell him you're reporting him to steam for harassment, then report him to steam for harassment.
>>532646012Nyooo, don't kick me out of the club!
>>532645784No self-respecting human male would have sex with a human female
>>532645943"They love molesting childs! It's crazy it's like their favorite thing!"
>>532645460MatesWithNingens FutaKitaru
>>532645392True, I use her with Bakushin(uma) since she's still a good sprint card. Bakushin/Biko/Kitasan are core for my sprint umas.
>>532645460Matikanefukukitaru
>>532645851Tell him your molsting childs right now.
>>532645494no? she's a high schooler like all the others
>>532645084have the name? I'll throw it in the Rentry since everything else is full anyways
getting 600 stam without a borrowed super creek is suffering. I have two stamina cards in my deck and it still feels not enough
>>532646053that's a cool kingu, not everyday you'd root for resilient hardworking ojou-sama
umamusume is connecting game
it is inevitable
>>532645784spica trainer's heart is for Suzuka ONLY
>>532645851Call him a retard or if he's a burger report him to ICE instead.
Day five of trying to get king to five stars
>>532645460Sir Matty Kane
As always, F2Poors and rerollers i come with words of hope, or despair.
1 week reamins for Kita, and we have reached your day off.
Will you finally get your MLB and enjoy the game the way it was intended?
Dont pay the bugmen your DOLLARS so they can turn it to yen
Good luck
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How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
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Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
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Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
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Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
>>532639164What kind of mentally ill tranny shit is this?
>>532645714BAfags are annoying so people donโt want to be associated with them
>>532645851Ask him for proofs
>>532646145Doesn't this still fuck you if the enemy team has a stamina debuffer or two?
>>532646079The game is the worst part of BA
>>532645714It's just not fun to play + VN story parts have been out for a million years already
which umas would be down to do fent
>servers die and eos early
>will never get to see my uma daughters again
bros...
>follow club members
>they don't follow me back
Did I do something wrong?
>>532645460Matikanefukukitaru!
>>532645841I... where do you even start?
>>532645207iirc next up is 3k carats, I'm convinced they're waiting for kita to leave too
>>532646376its because your uma is stinky
>>532645851I mean, were you playing a child molster game?
ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE DIRECTOR AND HER SECRETARY ARE ACTUALLY UMA-
>>532645008i had to go for the 200 for lb3 i got 10k saved now
>>532645942Limbus is even worse than Granblue when it comes to grinding. You're doing the exact same thing over and over but it takes 50x longer
>>532645851>dentge westoid opinionsTell him to kys and unfriend
>>532646349Goldship would fo any drug once
>>532646272I just watched these videos earlier. King Halo's VA is a true gamer.
>>532645084>last threadI'm skimming through it but I haven't seen any so far, I'll check the rentry list too in a good while.
>Ikuno Dictus has no wit fren recovery
what the
>>532644878That's a hot tip. I'm gonna start saving my carats.
Based on Global's accelerated schedule, when can we expect this banner to drop?
>>532639164Ah right, this is why I normally avoid /vg/.
>>532645884Xitter (or any social media) dont hold that much power over anything ever dumb terminally online SEAnigger.
BA shitted and flopped simply because its astroturfed. Not to mention being boring as shit
>>532646330This accounts for stamina debuffers, the raw numbers are lower. Gold stamina skills bring down the stam requirement by like 100-250~ all things depending, but you should always be over rather than toting the line since you cant always proc your stamina skills
>>532644816Going to give advice like you're a sane human individual that doesn't want to obsess over optimal ways to win in a mobile game, correct me if I'm wrong
You can roll how you like but saving up to 200 pulls (30k carats) is advisable because that's the spark amount, how many you need to spend at which point the game will just let you get the rate up, in case you get very unlucky. It usually takes 2-3 months to save that amount but once you're sitting on it, you can roll a little when you like and know that you can absolutely guarantee something coming up. Super optimal would be only to roll 200 in one go but don't feel like you have to do that
Support cards are good and are what help you train stronger uma, high dupe SRs are better than SSRs with no dupes so focus on them early for levelling up. There's very few high strength SSRs in the first 2 years of this game, kitasan black the current banner being one of them, but the game gives out selectors and dupe materials later on.
Umas, with few exceptions, are very similar in power level so truly just roll for the ones you like and skip the ones you don't. You can train any uma to run any track or length in any style with lineage optimising when you have more experience in the game
Some perks are generalist ones and are usually good, others are very specific and niche. The niche ones make sense because we know in advance what PvP tournament tracks are and they're useful there but you can avoid them otherwise.
The daily missions do list all the daily things to do, energy isn't important enough to spend all of it every day while you're given functionally infinite refills if you do want to play a bunch in one go.
Hope this helped an ojisan out
>>532646375A terrible day for rain
>>532645714It's a mobile auto battler that takes like 10 min to play a day. I'm more surprised that many people are online at one time on steam
>>532646502BRICKuno BRICKtus
>>532645714I've masturbated a lot to the girls but never ever decide to try the game. They're great prostitutes.
>>532645851who cares about some muttmerican's opinion
>>532646437I always thought japs had a monopoly on tedious grinding games until I played limbus.
>>532646349Nakadashi Festa smokes weed at the back of the dormitories
>>532645884Didn't need trannies to tell me, most steam reviews were troglodytes spamming UOH CUNNY and shit
I'm a pedo that loved the original dorontabi line, but this new type of loli community around BA/Gura etc is extremely obnoxious and one-note and culture war obsessed on top
>>532645884>"hey guys let's all act like insufferable retards 24/7 to le filter the normies">no one wants to associate with the cesspit they created>"w-why are you trying to CANCEL us!!!!!!!!!"
>>532646305>So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grindingYou have to be absolutely retarded to not reroll with at least 5 synced clients simultaneously. The more you can run at the same time, the more it cuts down on the time needed to get a good result.
>>532641281>Mambocute name
>HonseFunniokay name
>umaggersgood name
>AlmondMilkbad name
>UMASASHIMIgeneric pun
>UmaDashgeneric action
>ใฆใใชใชใชใชcringe
>Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak (Full)its funny because i dont know if they mean bakushin thick slab of futa cock dragging down the track or turning her into burg. probably the best one
>Cloverfitting name
>Dacchiscute!
>CloverClubfitting, but worse than just Clover
>Uma&Cogeneric
>Haytheregeneric pun
>Calumet???
>Glue em upi like the double meaning because i too want to fuck horsegirls
>Basashibased. second best probably
>/Uma/nikikinda cute, but took me too long to get to aniki (likely because im retarded)
>/Uma/ Clubboring generic
>AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retardsBricked is the best even if you arent bricked. mid name
>/uma/dachicute! again!
>Bronzelordi dont get it
>AlmondLovebad name 2
>/uma/great if top 10 club. bad if not. the top warriors should be here
>ButtSweatcould be male butt sweat so potentially gay and bad
>>532645335>steam Who doesn't play gacha on their phone?
>>532646376>they don't follow me backmaybe dont be a shitter with a shit horse and a shit support card on profile
>>532646664I don't play anything on my phone
>>532646404Maybe at the bold capital lettered text that says START HERE?
What's up brothers, I am coming to you offering a 9-star Oguri with all 9 stars in STA.
ID is 549 245 559 350
By the way, are there any gal enthusiasts here? May make a club for dedicated gyaru hunters.
>Get Slacker after summer 3
>it takes 4 visits to cure
At that point you should be able to refund your run and get your stamina back.
>>532646658literally who assed
>>532646437Grind is good for player retention though. Low retention implies it's just unfun.
>>532646548yeah BA just has dogshit chore simulator gameplay, once honeymoon ends there's no reason to stick with it unless you're a gachabrain that doesn't mind wasting time
>>532645460Matikanefukitaru
>>532645851I had a normalfag friend I ocassionally talk with do the same lol, I just brushed past it because I couldn't even compute it and he left it at that.
He watches shit like Fate all the time but I guess he was just an ironic weeb all along
There are barely any lolis here and the game is pretty damn sterile so I just don't get it.
>>532645714BA got too involved in pseudo politics /pol/ shitskinned slop instead of enjoying the game which in turn hurt the sales and image
>anti Blue Archive discord back to spamming /uma/ again
>>532646502Frontloaded benefits
Initial wit + events give more raw stats
>>532645884it's not "cancel culture" the fans themselves drove away all potential players and streamers by being weirdos then coping it's just them gatekeeping
>>532644878hold up isnt this banner very soon? all these horses are afterwards, so t hat has to be a rerun of it,right
Why does my front running horse never get a significant lead and instead wins every race on the final spurt anyways?
>>532646775I'll put those stars to good use, bro.
>>532646892This banner came after New Year in JP
Top Cunn says koibito (lovers) here, not just "on a date"
>>532646640Doesnt it barely take 2mins to reroll?
That copy pasta has never been accurate, the times are much lower, and the starting carrots is like 30 rolls more
>says this before raeping you and fucking your brains out
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>532646630Censorship and antagonism are not the same thing as avoidance.
>>532646305>all that text>JOBjeta picrelShut the fuck up
>>532646464done
Any other new clubs want in on the rentry?
>train an Evil Nature
>end up with Race Nature instead
everytime
>>532646628otaku culture has no place on mainstream outlets and its painful for everyone involved when it reaches that spotlight.
>>532646658>/Uma/ Club is generic but /Uma/niki and /uma/dachi are cuteshit list
>>532646892>hold up isnt this banner very soon?The JP server launched in april. So this banner is roughly 7 months after launch there.
For us it's likely to be in 4-5 months. We aren't really that accelerated.
i dont know what people want
all my friends just have kitasan black as their support card even if we all follow each other so it is pointless
>>532646786All runs should be fully refundable. We're paying in time wasted anyways.
ba should remove the game portions desu
only good parts are the story and character interactions which you can easily read on youtube
>>532642375>risking getting banned when global is getting the official auto in a few monthstop lel
>>532646658You praised my club name so I asked
My 4chan club barely has anyone requesting shoes. I fucking need the club points. The random top 100 club I left was more active than this.
>>532645942Yeah. A new powercreep banner dropped that day. After that, it goes back to being dead again because there is literally nothing to do.
I also uninstalled it that day because it was frankly disappointing for all the hype and I got the gist of the direction the gayme was heading to
>>532645096A tiny bit of patience while the game is in a short-term player boom is too much of an ask for this general I guess.
If the servers don't come back I'm going to lewd the umas!
>>532646376I only have so many follow slots.
>>532647042i will call my horse.... Horse.
>>532646794Is there a naked version of this?
>>532645851he's just retarded at that point, even the normie-adjacent people I know who seethe about loli have no issue with uma
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>>532646853>simply saying "BAfags are obnoxious" makes BAfags think there's a discord against them
>>532647134No, you should reroll your account right now
>>532646376follows are limited and they probably have all the tryhards with MLB cards and super paipigged horses followed
>>532646534Looks like there are 26 Character banners between now and that banner. Depends on how accelerated the schedule is, but probably somewhere between 6 months to 10 months from now. Depends on how many week long breaks they take between banners.
>>532645714people just want to masturbate to the porn, not actually play that shit
>>532642747>seiun skyDo you like her or is she supposed to be good? I want her because I've liked what I've seen of her personality so far.
hmmm yes today i will play the diddy epstein island pedophile simulator gacha game
NOT
>>532647145only 30+ year olds get this
>>532647063the key to tons of support points is hitting MLB on some niche card that isn't a big meta pick and then leaving that up forever
due to variance there's always someone that keeps getting off bannered by the same mostly useless card that comes in clutch when someone needs the niche skills it has
yeah this is impossible to do right now but that's the overall goal
>>532644878That would imply they'll let global have this banner lol
>>532646983I presume by bleeding
Seiun Sky is a cunt, dont roll for her
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Guess I gotta keep it under 1100 speed...Ugh.
>>532647204Dude's literally swarmed into /uma/ to shit on ba, dude.
do later career campaigns become hard enough that you need to buy skills before the finale?
Why are you niggers spamming about BA shut the fuck up
>>532645714on my opinion from someone who has not seen any drama -
en ba already existed. this isnt an umamusume situation where it was released on steam at the same time as en release on mobile. there was no incentive for anyone who already played to move to steam, and no reason a steam release made you want to check it out because it was already playable.
compared to, like, limbus company? i dunno
>>532646987I haven't been seeing any of this censorship and antagonizing retards is based, especially all the culture warrior types that stuck to BA
>>532647080You're supposed to convert bad umas into race farmers. That's why there's all those shitty year 3 exclusive G2/G3s and you get toughness pots for doing G2 races.
>>532647134Maruzensky is good for sprint and dirt (if you use some dirt or sprint sparks)
Which uma would let me suck on her sweaty toes right after a major race?
>>532647013Race Nature is kino.
>one of the most consistent Late catchup uniques in the game>stuck forever as a max Power/Witmax debufferGrass Wonder should be the debuffer slut, not her.
>>532647356Yes. Try to beat this with only raw stats.
My Oguri doesn't seem too good
I'm going to play mahjong
>>532647345>BAfags are obnoxious to the point where multiple people want to express that>this means it's a discord
>>532647204>the 30+ posts out of nowhere suddenly complaining about BA when nobody talked about it >not a raid
>>532647314vro they let the kitasan and satono diamond banner untouched despite changing the rates for korea and taiwan
>>532647424I cast glock 19
>>532647417gross dude but why?
>>532647134No and it will never be good, The correct answer is to reroll your account until you get sick of it and then never play again.
>>532646939>She finds out she's pregnanthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/CJDH35GiJJY
>>532647089This, unironically. I'm close to dropping the game because it's tedious to even click through all the dailies before sweeping. The challenge content is straight up frustrating with how little control you have over your characters and I just skip all of it
>>532647368>it doesn't happen and it's a good thing if it doesLeast disingenuous redditourist
>>532647381Maruzensky starts with a D in dirt, why would you ever even try to turn her into a dirt horse? She's just a front runner that can do almost every distance and her unique makes her a great parent.
>>532647473>>532646853you have no incentive in defending BA... seems pretty weird... you think? why?
>>532647424>lose to almond eye>your trainee is forced to watch as she rapes (you)why are umas so evil?
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>>532639164Will Jay play the game again?
>/bag/ has the local scat/gorespamming schizo and has gone to the shitter after the hack
>english speaking BA community is obnoxious as fuck
where do i go to discuss BA now?
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>>532647253do not roll for her she is lazy and she stinks
Is there romance in this game? I know tachyon takes you out for a date in her happy ending.
>>532647589/gbfg/ and /hgg2d/.
>>532647589the ALT chan where all the sane posters left for
>>532647484exactly, that screwed us over so they'll screw us over again by skipping the all-you-can-spark banner
>>532647587>sub 20 millionthat's kickworthy
>>532647356the difficulty of future scenarios depends more in you fighting the gimmick rather than the races, but some like L'arc and Twinkle Legends do have walls
>>532647534yeah how tedious challenge content is is what got me to drop it, I'd rather enjoy the cute characters from a distance than play a game I don't even like
>watch cin gray
>watch s1, s2, s3 of the uma show
The way they portray Rudolf pisses me off.
>>532647565Because he is a BAfag I mean if you're not you wouldn't care at all since this is an /uma/ thread.
>>532647536Master "King Halo" Chief
>>532647589not in the uma thread
If you guys posted about some other current era gacha game in here then you'd get a fuck ton of people talking shit on it because most gacha players have played or curren-tly play others too and there's a reason they're in here and not there
Please don't do this though, I'd rather we stay on topic
>>532647473They are being ignored in the Wuwa generals, if you ignore them they will move on.
>>532647345hating BA players is just common because they're all pants on head retarded lol
>>532647587>someone has this as his leader
>>532647379Like trophy farming? I already cleaned it out.
>>532647424>Is called almond eye>Neither the shape of her eyes or pupils are almond shape>Does not have almond shapes in her irisesWhat a misleading name.
>>532647534every time i try playing it feels useless, if i wanted an auto battler i'll keep playing TFT
it's popular enough to get story segments and events on yt so i keep up with it that way
>>532647701What did they do to my pun master?
what happens during dead heat? got three, lost two, won one - wtf is that? how are the odds calculated? does the game flip a coin?
also... the game needs some cinematics or shit during big races - like with slow-mo at the end or something
is rudolf horse mussolini
My cutie with her cuties.
>>532647541election tourist lol
>>532645942Project Moon, unlike most gacha companies, is unironically a small indie company and Director is fucking obsessed with micromanaging, so he refuses to hire more people.
The end result is a popular game that explodes every time they add new content because people love the story, but the rest of the time is nothing more than a "no content" simulator.
And no, banners are NOT content.
>>532647653>/gbfg/Dont know if I should feel Glad or Sad to see the schizo SEAniggers still occupying that shithole after 1 year of my retirement
I'm gonna draw some fanart for Umamusume but I'm new to the franchise, tell me about the Oguri Cap so I can better understand her appeal.
>>532645621reminder she is the true canon wife in main story part 2
>>532647768There are no puns. She's like this one dimensional brick wall and I don't like it.
>>532647778That's nigge albeit
I love that time of the month where I dump on scrubs in PVP
Man, something is wrong with the race engine. My Suzuka that's obviously set to front runner routinely wins races by overtaking others from 5th place on the final straight.
>>532647424I've seen fanart of Almond Eye that gave her an absolute sex goddess body before I saw her actual in-game art and model but I'm not disappointed in the slightest. When will she be playable? And why the fuck do competitor umas have such bloated stats like that?
Zoomers were a mistake.
Phones were a fucking mistake.
daiwa scarlet is P U F F Y
>>532647314They better not rug pull us on this. I am saving all of my Karats for this banner. Going to be swimming in uma pussy.
>>532647894Draw cute urara instead
>>532647913can you teach me (a scrub) how to build umas for pvp
>>532647910It's rudolph before she mellows out because of Teio
>>532647942she isn't playable in JP yet good ruck gaijin
How did humans not go extinct?
There are more women(ningen and uma) which reduces the chances of men popping outm
>>532644878This banner was run on a dead week, anon. There's a chance it won't run on global so the server can accelerate faster.
>>532647894She's literally a Saiyan
>>532647913You're not dumping on anyone by just following a meta other people establish. It's only when you build a non-meta horse and win that you can actually post like that.
>>532647659>"screwed us over">by giving us the content completely unchanged from how JP got itgod doomposters are so fucking stupid
>>532647983Just get lucky
This game's fanbase has way too many women and yuritrannies. Please tell me there's a great filter coming up soon.
>>532647959Are you sure she doesn't look fat...
I don't really feel sexual attraction towards 99% of musumes, with some exceptions, one being gold ship
anyone else? not her retardation - though that, too
but it's her cheeky "girly" mannerisms and the way she waves at me after dropkicking me
maybe it's her stature? others just feel like daughters, gold ship gives off retarded wife vibes
others are tachyon and vodka for different reasons - sexo
everyone else is just.. idk they're just kawaii and shit
>>532647894See
>>532645579 Also she is really fast and somewhat autistic
fast... but not fast enough...
>>532647983we don't have real pvp yet in global and you want to build umas specifically for the track when it happens, so no need to worry about it now. for team trials, just hit the required stamina/guts, get speed as high as possible and get as many skill that activate reliably as you can
>>532648115Yes. She's literally always eating.
>>532647894>tell me about the Oguri CapWatch Cinderella Gray
>>532648114There is wedding cunny coming up. That should filter the faggots at least.
>>532647942She's anniversary worthy uma so we're talking 5th anni as the latest.
>>532647942she's not even playable so we probably wont see her until like 2028
I just found out that Oguri Cap is dead....
>>532647895Good to know, her wedding alt is a must pull for me.
>11th place
>reset
>1st place
>>532648125I only get hard for creek, inari and marvelous sunday
>>532648036Umas can also give birth to human men so it doesn't actually affect population much
>>532647738just two more days..... I have my spark ready...
>>532648061Not my fault my wife is meta
>>532647587>entry: freeI wonder how many non /uma/dachis are there
>>532648062>every other server after jp got 0.75%>except global>actually slurping this่ใใ
almond eyes looks like a really bad uma OC
>>532647473>>532647345BA has one of the most obnoxious player bases in this whole board, only comparable with Hoyoshit.
It's no surprise most people here have very strong opinions about them.
How is it possible for 2 ningens to have an uma babby
>>532647946>he doesnt remember the pager and palm pilot eraYeah no, we should NEVER go back
>new highscore
I still have some fight in me
>>532648197I will but I have to watch the other seasons first.
>>532647473why did doto do it
>>532648190Is there something like a character specific guides?
like "use these supports and get these skills on this uma cuz it's good" or something
>>532648276i need this hutao expy
>>532648361rng (literally)
physically incapable of making decent umas
>>532648361Father cheated with an uma
>>532647959>She's FAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6YAkjdX5EM
>get SR agnes MLB
>first MLB of decent rarity
>dump all my SP and munnies on it
>mfw i have no idea what makes a card good or not
+4 wit friendship recovery is good right? im not really sure what her unique perk "skill point bonus" affect does though, it doesnt seem to be reflected on her card anywhere
>>532648114there's always been loads of yuri on the JP side too
I just realized there aren't fat umas
>>532647345>act obnoxious>be surprised when the general consensus is that you are obnoxious
>>532648204>anniversary worthy uma How so? Who are the other anniversary umas?
>>532648370Isn't time time for your diaper to get changed, grandpa?
>>532648361The blessing of the three goddesses
>>532647895Where can I read the rest of the story?
>>532648381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
>>532648370Earpiece cucks were worse.
>>532647913I forgot to play in JP for like a month and just put whatever mid umas I had for this CM. won 1 out of 15 matches
maybe I should just become a globalfag
>>532648412you can first, sharty or something would suit you well
>>532648474>>532648468idk they just look like babies and give off imouto vibes
>>532648465They're high performance athletes how the fuck would they be fat?
>>532648486won 9 g1 races as a mare
>>532646376sorry i would but my list is full of megawhales
>>532647589That altchan that gets you banned here for even daring to name it
>>532648465I genuinely can't think of a gacha girl that's fat besides Bready unless they're in some weird niche game nobody gives a fuck about.
>>532648461special priority makes a good card. it means more rainbows on wit for her. skills are second. then fan/race/mood bonus
>>532648409the reference document has a ranking of skills and there's a separate skill tier list too, but it doesn't make sense to make individual guides because everyone will have different supports and parents
>>532648465I hate bready so goddamn much. Nikkers have fallen so low
>>532648217Most of them umas are dead
>>532645714it's barely a game
in reality it's a paywalled VN
don't let the any BAggots tell you otherwise
>>532648370portable electronics that were both exclusive to the rich and profusely useless was peak
>keep getting rainbow training for speed
>desperately need to train stamina
Send help.
>>532648114wedding Mayano will filter millions
>>532648370>the pagerThis must be the one 55-60 year old ojisan
>>532648370I remember my Casio palm pilot, thought it was the coolest shit in the world.
>>532648605holy fuck imagine the smell
reminder that if your uma isnt a mare irl
youre a FAGGOT
>>532648629does pgr ayla count?
>>532648361Just like any child has a chance of being either a generational genius, a triple retard, or dying on arrival, a child in the Umamusume setting can just randomly become an umamusume.
>>532648361if a child rolls 3* spark they become an uma
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>>532648472>>532647452 >>532647742 >>532648352 >>532648472 I'm nooooooticing that the swarm of obnoxious off topic retards spamming this thread are quite obviously not BA players.
>>532648556>Every poor in every neighboorhood running around with a bluetooth 1 side earpiece
>>532648451Are you...running two stam cards?
>>532648730ramonuCHAD not my problem
>>532648370i didnt know you could access 4chan on a blackberry...
>canโt Bakushin against Bakushin
Should I finally raise a King or just make a Suzuka with sprint legacies?
>>532648730gentildonnabros we fucking won
>hit the 10%< fail rate 4 times in one run
Yup never doing training if there's even a modicrum chance of failure
I don't think sex with umas is going to be very gentle, bros
>>532645714the account linking process is atrocious. i almost gave up and just kept playing on my phone.
>>532648385CinGray is not related to the other seasons
>>532648486Kita is the 1st anni uma, CB is the 2nd, Duramente is the 3rd, Orfevre is the 4th.
>>532648730That's like saying you're into beastiality if you like any uma
>>532648730Wanting to fuck this makes me gay?
>>532648775>are quite obviously not BA players.are you referring to fans or people making fun of BA bro, both don't play the game
not having auto skip in global for team trials is criminal
>>532646658I've been in one of those clubs since its inception and I only just noticed the pun
>>532648775i don't play BA but i do fap to it
>>532648827when she releasing on EN again?
>>532648465Gross. This is what American influence does to a country.
>>532648114yuri was always there even in the land of nippon, you guys should just stop fighting like retards
>>532648791this was 2/2/2 which I know is retarded but I just don't have good enough sparkies to run 3 spd 3 pwr or 3 spd 3 sta
>>532648742She looks a little thicker than average at worst, there's no flabby gut like Bready.
>30 energy 30 energy 30 energy night owl 30 energy 30 energy
>>532648665true, they shoulda gone with more Crust
>>532648461id only use her just for making medium pvp umas since she has medium corners and straightaway, and also guaranteed subdued front runners from her event which is good for the amount of front runners there are in medium
>>532648137never notice it until recently but this song sound like early heisei song which is accurate time period for when oguri cap was active
>>532648775You don't have to post about nooticing people shitting on BA in a non-BA general because normally you wouldn't care at all
Unless you're a BAfag that's offended that is...
>>532648909Nice reddit gotcha post bro, my opinion of your group is rapidly increasing. It would go even higher if you learned to capitalize your sentences.
Feels bad when the game sometimes just decides to completely brick your run and there's little you can do about it.
>randomly get Slacker
>fail to cure in infirmary
>fail again
>URA finale, decided to just power through and hope to get the last 3 rainbow trainings without gambling on infirmary again
>failed to show up to training
>failed to show up to training
>failed to show up to training
>>532648503Only if you change it
>>532648691Never again
>>532648704Pls..
>>532648717I think i still have one somewhere with perma dead batteries
>>532648808P-pls..
>>532649117for me its failing 10% training three times in a row
>>532648465>I just realized there aren't fat umasthis is mostly why I like this game
Do you think they fall out sometimes
>>532647843I wish I could give my umas this many cuties. They keep falling off when I grab more than 1.
The only people who care about defending BA in a non-BA general are /bag/gots
Funny to see them pretending they're not while doing concernposting about "thread quality"
>>532648938It's too fucking tedious. They have no reason to delay QoL, apart from trying to shill it as "content" in future updates.
55 here, sold my account and used the monies to buy a mlb Kitasan and super creek account, is Cuma doing fine without me at it's head?
>>532648125are you serious? shes one of the girls that most feel like a child thanks to her retardation. hell, in her career, she needs to be tricked in order to take racing seriously.
>>532649230her rock hard nipples break the wind and keep her shirt in place
>>532648516you can search youtube for fansubs of the main story, a few different accounts have done different parts. in the next couple weeks the current fansubber should hopefully have the latest chapter done which tbdesu shocked me as being the best one out of nowhere especially since I didn't have much expectations for the focus being on Fusaichi Pandora
>>532649107Is this the uma musume general or is this the dumb niggers seethe at games they don't like general? Well?
>>532649117Failing to cleanse ailments feels awful man. It's actually insane that it can just happen 2 or 3 times in a row.
>>532649041>condition 1 day before summer training
>>532649108are you some kind of reddit detective or something lmfao, no one likes your kind because you act like a bunch of teenagers whose only personality is liking a game made by gooks, and I say liking because most of you retards don't even play it
>they removed the standard banner again
why
>>532647894Country bumpkin who's proud of her origins and came to prove herself and make her hometown proud. Generally calm and quiet demeanor compared to most umas but she's also a bit of an autistic goofball who often struggles with everyday concepts and situations, also known for her big appetite. She's not a slacker but she's also not as training obsessed as the other umas, more of a natural talent.
She generally looks unthreatening but she's an absolute menace on the turf.
A very popular uma historically, nicknamed the 'Idol Horse' but also the 'Gray Monster' which captures her perfectly.
She's a very protagonist kind of uma but I still love her.
>>532648938I feel like this game is gunna kill my mouse the amount of clicking I do
>>532649230there's no way they stay in when she's running
>>532648730DAIWA MY BELOVED HORSE (COW)!
>>532647424This would rape you and have your URA-bred umas watch while tied to their cuck chairs.
>>532648791NTA but what's a good deck stat spread? 3/2/1? Should I never do 2/2/2 and just stick to 2/4 or 3/3?
>>532649282nah, she's a savant, and eccentric genius
doesn't give off childish vibes to me at all, very artistic and unique
and she's like 9 feet tall
>>532649306Yes it is uma musume general you can just ignore if you dont care about BA
unless you're a BAfag you'd try to defend like what you're doing right now
>BA posting in /uma/
oh wow this general really became gbfg 2.0 already
>>532649323Wow bro you are so disaffected and informal, your classmates must think you're really cool!
>>532649436she's like 5'4
>>532649330Why did they make this boy so attractive?
>>532648775I'm impressed about how fucking clueless you have to be to not understand why people would make fun og the guys shitposting 24/7 in pretty much every single board/altchan
>>>/vg/bag
>>532649281nice try bro, CUMA danchou just logged in a few minutes ago
he still hasn't kicked any of the people who asked though
>>532649518that's basically 11 foot by jap standards
>>532646658>>Uma&Cojust realized its umanko... bwos...
>>532649282Golshi has over 1000 IQ
You know who's my fucking hero? It's Oguri Cap!
Is it just me or it kinda sad that when i research about a horse like Oguri Cap or Tamamo Cross even when they have alot of children none have a notable career
>all this nikke and ba posting
Stop being fags and play some Uma
>>532649306>the dumb niggers seethe at games they don't like generalthat's every general
/bag/gots really glow in the dark do they
>>532649567jp didn't have gibs for this, so nyo
>>532649202>>532649314Sometimes the game just wants you to lose...
>>532649214This fatty will come out eventually.
>>532649436stop consuming the story through fan art on twitter
>>532649646YAGAMIIIIIIIIIIII
>>532649663Only when they're smiling
>>532649445Is Uma Musume a game about seething about other gachas? Or Is it a game about raising horses? Are you a dumb nigger who doesn't know what a general is for?
>>532649506I don't go to school anymore zoomerboy, I'm not a BA fan after all
>>532648887hey that's my daughter!
Just found out my danchou is part of the 4chan terrorist organization....
How do I consistently get A-rank Umas?
I'm borrowing MLB Kitasan Black every time, do I need to use more MLB support cards (I have none in speed or stamina, only 1 in wit-tachyon, and the rest are power-Ryan and Bourbon)
Do you hug with Vodka with huge desperation too?
>mood drop after successful claw game
AHHHHHHH!
>>532649646I'm stuck in a long ass work meeting. Else I'd be done with a career by now.
>>532649663They don't even try to hide it anymore
>>532649504BAniggers shit up half the thread on this board.
Theyโve been shitting up /alg/ before their piece of shit game even came out.
>>532649663>some post makes fun of BA>several anons 'ave a giggle because>some asshurt baggot tries to make it a big deal while pretending to not be a baggot>when literally every general makes fun of baggots
>>532649713nigga I don't HAVE a twatter account
I do not even look at fanart, I just started playing the game
and golshi fits my description - you can't refute that
>>532648125golshi is the only uma i love but its complicated. she gives me bittersweet feelings from a more innocent time. she reminds me of old /b/...
>>532649737Nice to meet you finally!
>>532649636Oh, nonono look at that hairline!!!
who has the sexiest pits, tummy, feet?
>>532649568Are they in the thread with us right now? Because I see a lot of stupid off topic niggers in this thread, but BA faggots do not seem to be the majority.
what is penalty for not having A turf and distance again?
>>532649517Elegg is NOT an uma!
>>5326497501 S-rank stat, 1 A-rank stat, no F-rank stats, level 3-5 unique skill, a few gold skills.
>>532649862Mayano Top Gun
>>532649862yup, it's a BA raid
>>532649421NTA but i personally run 4/2 or 3/2/1 wit if my cards are high enough MLB
for 4/2 i just get the wit i need early game while building friendship bond
stamina parents are a godsend
Doesn't air groove want to be late surger because of her unique?
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>>532649750You need to have atlease 2 other stats in B-B+ Grade while speed is obviously SS. You can play around and have an S, A, B but thats whats been working for me.
Please stop making fun of BAchads
>>532649859It's all hair?
>>532649716Hello dumb bagger, ran out of uma musume related images to concerntroll about?
nobody fucking cares if you make fun of BA... unless if you're a butthurt baggot like you
a post makes fun of baggots? we laugh it off and go back to talking about uma.
>>532649750just borrow kitasan
I swear the one stars get more mood down events in their careers
>>532649826nigga the only things you got right are
>doesn't give off childish vibes>uniqueand that's only because she's not 4'11" but 5'9"
>>532648125I kinda get what you mean but Golshi and Vodka are weird ones to make an exception for. The only umas that feel kinda mature to me are Rudolf, Air Groove, Maruzensky and Creek. The rest come across like teenage girls or straight up brats.
>>532649875Your stats get nerfed so it more likely that you lose
>>532649875only -10% on all stats
is it safe to say I should glue all my 1* sparks and eventually 2* ones when I finally get a 3*? My menu is cluttered with bakushin
Cygames knows I'm close to another spark, so there will be no gibs.
nobody is giving arknots any clout....
>>532650025bro it's alright to admit to being retarded and wrong
it's not that hard
>>532649750What helped me figure out the formula was when I realized you get more points for stats that are higher up. So if 500 speed is worth 500 points, 1000 speed is worth 1500, or something like that.
>>532649996>ran out of uma musume related images to concerntroll about?Kek it's always the same thing that makes them glow in the dark
is daiwa scarlet better as front or pace? (medium)
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Grass my beloved
>>532650095>spark farming on bakushin
>>532649656Only redditors think that's how this site works.
>>532649727So you habitually copied a younger generation writing style as an adult? Are you a pedophile or just suffering midlife crisis?
>>532649636oguri cap more like oguri sex
>>532649976I usually end up running her as pace to avoid the box. The innate procs most consistently on late but i have found that it'll either proc on pace if you need it OR she'll be so far ahead that you don't need it at all.
>>532649875ground type is stamina efficiency iirc
distance affect stats
>>532650106They'll most likely give 3k after the kitasan banner just to force you guys to pay
>>532650152>no URA finaleto the sashimi machine
>>532649963Should I use a couple 9 star stamina parents and forget about touching it in training for later surgers in mile or sprint? Then 4 speed and 2 power I guess
>>532649814>BAniggers shit up half the thread on this boardnever knew it was that bad
>>532650031vodka is just sexo man
her hairstyle's a bit weird, but whatever
>>532650152sweaty butt sniffing anon was just awoken out of a dead sleep by this post
When are we getting Sirius? Is she Rudolf sister? What's her deal
>>532650258is it better to get it now, or can I save my frenship points?
I have around 25k so enough for 2 Harus
>>532649117>Double rainbow +55 SPD training>Granny decides to flub it>On a 5% fail ratePeople worry about gambling on 50's, but if FE has taught me anything, it's that even a 1% of failure is too high.
WHAT THE FUCK, SO MUCH FOR "COULD BE A TOP CONTENDER"
>>532649784>19th century>herDo you think they... Life back then was a whole different world
>>532650250Guess I'm sparking super creek then. Refuse to roll with no hope of pity.
>>532650152I suck training this one. Where do you get your stamina from?
>>532650349you don't use FP for anything else
>>532650224You're just talking to Daitaku Helios
>>532650353BOX BOX! BOX BOX!
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>>532650353when you brocked, you brocked
>>532650297I'm not defending peoples' behaviour in here but /akg/ got shit up by BA posting non fucking stop by a few dedicated individuals who then went into /bag/ and started shitting it up with AK posting and then blatantly tried to start some kind of thread war
The same guy also outed himself as a jeet named Sanjay on multiple occasions
>>532650353im beginning to understand that when you get "skill issue" it means you got fucked by bad wit RNG with skill activations. looks like you also got boxxed out here. it happens, shikata ga nai...
>>532650297them and hoyofags are the worst gacha fanbases by a massive magin
>>532650327Comes much later, has a sort of sister rivalry going.
She's like Rudolf but much more of a commandeering narcissist, calls you her pup.
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what's a good 3* blue spark setup? I haven't got a single 3* spark yet.
Just get 1100 on two attributes or even all stats out and concentrate on G1 races?
>>532650418not even buying more follow slots?
>>532650276she's my first blue spark, you have to let me be
>>532650363I typically just take whatever stamina inspirations I can find and leave the rest up to events/whatever I get from power training. I actually took strength sparks this time to experiment around getting 1200/1200 and it paid off, at least with the spark
>>53264975099% luck
I still don't have Kitasan
>>532650353>he believed green womanlol
lmao even
>>532650349Buy all the friend slots first
You have more than enough time for that and saving for all Urara cards before the rework
>>532650190I have a bunch leftover from farming the first event so its like 30 bakushins greeting me when I wanna look at my veterans
>>532650353>NOT ENOUGH SKILLS
>>532649896You were saying?
since team trials rankings just encourages you to maximize points versus one opponent, doesn't wit builds with tons of skills and lower stamina make sense in hopes that you randomly play against someone else who poorly constructed their team
and then for normally farming your 5 team trials matches a day you swap to more balanced uma that meet the stamina requirements and farm the wit builds
is this something that everyone else already realized and i'm an idiot
>>532649996>>532650146I have the game open right now. Do you even play Uma Musume?
>>532645714Nobody actually plays BA
People only draw or fap to the characters. Despite being the gacha with the most fanart and even dominating Comiket doujinshi and circle counts for three years in a row, it never came close anywhere near on the top gacha revenue.
Compared to previous year-long Comiket title holders like Kancolle and FGO which actually topped the revenue charts during their peaks
how are yall getting so much FP...
>>532650513I forgot those were even a thing, they get removed later and you are allowed to follow 100 people
>>532650293>Should I use a couple 9 star stamina parents and forget about touching it in training for later surgers in mile or sprint?Yes, 18* stamina parents get you up to like 400+ stamina alone. You can get the missing stamina through early game bond building or power training.
No matter what I train on Mayano it feels like she needs more of something else. Fuck this loli slut horse.
>>532650304>vodka is just sexo manso true
how good are S ranks for ground/distance/style?
>>532648125>>532650031what I"m saying is they're all eventual wife material, just immature
bitches are what, 17-18 by the end, and act like kindergarteners
it's my job as their trainer to groom them into being my wives
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>get the hotspring event
>Symboli with glass
Worth it
>>532650480sounds less like a BAnigger and more mentally ill retard who spends his days shitposting and falseflagging on a east asian weaving board. not that it helps their case
100 races since my last 3 star spark
>Anons fail at 4%
>I hit 65% fail-chance because it has huge payoff and it succeeds
damn
>>532648370what the fuck is a palm pilot
I know pagers, my uncle had one
>>532650496Don't bother trying for a wit spark, just make sure to have 600 spread across stam, speed and pow and push for 1100 in stam or pow
>>532650531Thanks for the advice, just did that and Im clicking everyone in class 5 to get better guest sparks.
>>532650709terrain/distance aptitudes are nice, style doesn't matter too much
>>532650657>already brought 5fuck, can i get refunded at least
>>532650654>he didnt get a 3* spark early and participate in honse whoring rings for FP>hes missing out forever and permanently on the best haru card ever digitally printed thats so good cygames had to make a public apology for making such an unbalanced cardits ok anon the game will still be fun.
>want to do a vodka run
>looking at TT ranks for possibilities
>see this
guts is... good?
>>532650886I thought it was terrain that mattered the least
>>532648125Imagine being this gay lmao. Imagine seeing cute horses and going "Nah, that ain't for me".
>>532650752Ryan should take notes, Rudolf dresses like a grandma but is still sexo, Ryan just looks like a grandma in her casual fit and that's it.
>>532648629bro, your BOOMgirl elegg from nikke?
>>532650327im more interested in tree rudolph
Should I farm power sparks on Vodka or McQueen?
>>532650921Can I see the skills on this one? Since I genuinely don't get how that's A+ with those stats
>>532650896yes you get a refund, so there's no reason not to buy them now if you ran out of follow slots since the guts buff is still months away
>>532650947based, also friends reduce fail rate right?
>>532650630>Kancolle>revenue chartsThat's a browser game dude
>>532651024is your vodka 3*?
>>532650921>guts is good>the lowest statUgh?
>>532650921>5 MLB UR'sYea man, it's the guts that made that horse good.
>>532650360She's treated as a hero(ine) so no, she probably got offers so she won't probably have to "hunt" her partner
>>532650353what the replay bwo
>>532648465They are incredibly active, if anything they'll chub up once they retire
Nature babe don't make me glue you
>>532650763My point being that most of the people in here shitposting about BA probably have never played BA in their lives and just picked it as a topic to shitpost with, but if I say that outright then people will think I'm defending BA while I truly don't care
>>532649202>he hasn't failed triple rainbow 1% training in summer campThat shit turns you into a feral monkey, I tell you.
>train no stamina
>have a shitton of skills carry my ass instead
WIT GAME
>>532650997She's also not really fat. Thick, maybe, but clearly Bready is bigger. Plus it's the same game anyway, Nikke is clearly the only major gacha that wants to try making bigger girls.
>>532651078i wouldn't even call kancolle a gacha, you just pay to reduce your spreadsheet workload
I don't have Oguri or Maru which uma should i start spark farming with
>>532645464There's a Kincsem doujin?
MY ENERGY IS GOING TO WASTE CYGAMES!
>>532651078anon don't feed the shitposter
>>532649638It's a bit sad but I think it's also kind of beautiful in a tragic romantic sort of way. Some were just born as a perfect storm that won't be seen again.
This is fucked up, 15th into 5th place into 7th for the goal, I've been prioritizing friendship training and great mood(used 2 turns for mood), but it doesn't seem to be working out.
>>532645464time travel duel between her and Secretariat when?
>>532650709Distance is 20% speed, ground is 20% power, style is 20% wits but only for positioning
They're better than the difference between a 2 and 3* blue but you do need to get lucky to activate the inheritance on them
Which is better ought to be clear by which stat you're maximising
>>532648719that's an immunity booster right there
>>532651372you should almost never press recreation
>>532651235>witmax with 4 recovery skills>all 4 activate in the first cornerNow what?
>>532651251I just paid for dock space and went full ez modo because I'm a retard
>>532649983anon how do I unlock these tiers? I only have my first one
my umas are B+ and B
>>532641828is this from the anime? that looks like a super old hag uma from the dinosaur era.
CUMA admin is now refusing to boot players asking to be kicked because they're the ones with most fans...
>>532651460Now, you Bakushin to the max!!!
>>532650460LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>532648465>literally 50lbs fatter than me>"people" rolled for thisHonestly disgusting
>>532651661Keep us posted
>>532651246>elegg>not fatspotted the amerilard
do you measure your footsteps in decibel or on richter scale?
>>532650569>doesn't wit builds with tons of skills and lower stamina make sense in hopes that you randomly play against someone else who poorly constructed their team>
>and then for normally farming your 5 team trials matches a day you swap to more balanced uma that meet the stamina requirements and farm the wit buildsyou sort of already have reached the stamina requirements via blue stamina skills, having high wit means you proc them more frequently and you can't get rushed which lowers your stamina
>>532651448B-but...20% increased training results
>>532651267Bakushin for Speed/Sprint
Urara for Dirt
Vodka for Power/Mile
Daiwa for Stamina/Medium
Goldship for Power/Stamina/Long
>run career
>skip everything, auto pilot training to get 600/600/600
>finish URA without watching a race
>get 1* guts/wit
>repeat
bros....is this it?
>>532652376For URA, yeah.
>>532652150never is a bit harsh it's more nuanced than that
if youre on normal I would press rec if there are no good friends
if youre on bad I would press rec if there isnt a crazy good rainbow
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Finally got my first 9 star!
>>532652376for the next two years? yes
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it's peak
>promising run gets ruined by atrocious rolls in the second half
I HATE IT
>>532646664I don't play uma on my phone because they still haven't fixed the fucking Scout bug
>>532649006Yeah 2-2-2 is rough.
>>532654135what scout bug?
>>532646560>OjisanThank you Oji-sama, but I'm only 22
>You could've googled all of thatWhen I started Wizardry Variants, anons answered and helped me frequently, it gives a sense of community that unfortunately isn't really present in most games nowadays.
>>532659552Glad to be of service
Outside of tourists and shitposters, people in here are often quite helpful
I try to help others too because I distinctly remember how nice and friendly people were in my first gacha general
Should I save my pulls after the login freebies for later banners?
>>532662557Yes, if there's no characters or cards you really want right now
>>532663053Roger. I think aside from if I get a free ticket for some star bits I will bide my time. What I have now is...okay
>join club
>nobody says anything
Comfy
>>532663870If anyone wants this experience, Pirates is for you
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