Thread 532639013

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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

>>532639013 (OP)
>Game News (JP)
fuck off back to your containment thread. the OP doesn't need that shit

Digitan LOVE

>Get 9* stamina horse last night.
>Wake up with 100 new followers.
Its that easy!?

our flat queen

most fertile uma?

summoning the CUMA danchou to explain himself

I like the zoomer horse

>>532639013 (OP)
>Game News (JP)
STAY, the OP needs that shit

Mambo has spots for 2 /uma/dachis in need of a club
if you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite

CY FUCKING GENEROUS

I WANNA SEE BREEDING MARES, ANONS
SHOW ME YOUR STAR UMAMUSUME

Can't decide if I want Mcqueen or Teio from the selector....

>>532639164
>new club
>chooses the direction he wants to take his club
>realizes /vg/ players are leeching shitters as usual
What is there to explain?

Do i use my friend point for follower slot or do i save it for the haru urara support card

>>532639164
>alright human
Who in the flying fuck is this guy, the gall

lol, lmao even

SAIGEIMISU

how important is getting an S rating in Ground/Distance/Style over an A rating?

>finish cinderella grey
>precisely the moment where tamamo cross says she's proud to have ogurin as her rival
>suddenly it hits me
>immediatly go to check
i fucking knew it no wonder the ost slapped so hard

>>532639164
wait, I thought he was 55 as 55 years old, not that it was his nickname

>>532639164
>spreadshitting this hard
KILL YOURSELF MIDOKUNI

>hey bro you've been at 4 million fans for a week can you grind a bit more?
>lol fuck you carry me and give me free carats faggot cuck
>dude seriously we need everyone to work hard, we want the highest rank possible. If you don't play I'll have to kick you
>FUCK YOU NIGGER I WILL HAVE FREE SHIT
>gets kicked
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE why do they persecute me so?? I dindu nuffin wrong :(

What the absolute fuck is wrong with these freeloaders?

nyoooo

>>532639483
Witmusume game.

>>532639317
i bought five follow slots for more unique MLB cards to follow + room for good legacies and rest are for urara

SHE IS IN

Remember that if you don't join a good club your account is permanently bricked. You're playing the game incorrectly, as simple as that.

Daiwa wit card or Tachyon wit card? (both are 3LB)

Guilds were a fucking mistake

>no gibs
Its umover.....

>>532639243
i guess honeymoon period over? they stop giving away free carrots?

i thought there were like 3k coming up very very soon WHERE

shit finally got my first hot spring ticket on golshi

>>532639617
Daiwa has way better events, stats and skills

do i need 500 power for this? and what do i get if i did have the stat requirement

>>532639539
i was at 8 million and you still kicked me :(

>>532639680
bro if they give out 3k now rerollers will have more than 100 pulls per reroll

>>532639702
She's hot at least

>>532639696
As a JP player, the 3 jims triggers my autism hard even now.

>>532639351
It’s just shoe laundering for club points you retard.

>Request shoe
>Give same shoe
>End up in same position
>Get Club Points from it

>>532639271
My Mcqueen is working hard for me

>>532639617
Gays will complain that their tits are too big.

>no CONNECTING
did they fix the servers or players stopped playing

>>532637854
>be a gbf player that set your VPN to jp for faster ping
>get banned
Wait is this true? Does Cygames ban for VPNs? Because I have a VPN active on my phone pretty much all the time and am constantly bouncing around.

Am I fucked?

>>532639789
dont worry, i am very attracted to golshi

>>532639056
JPgods are here to stay whether you like it or not

>>532639895
If that was the case then every non jp uma player would've been banned a long time ago.
There's literally a link to a vpn in >>532639013 (OP) so people outside of jp can play.

I'm starting to get a good feel for building umas. Now I just need 9* sparks to avoid missing critical breakpoints...

>2lb kitasan
so i'm basically forced to swipe?! no cap fr fr?!

>>532639164
Vidya butts joined that club

>532639056
>532639960
The schizos are back, report and ignore.

MARVELOUS

what's your club's daily quota and fans per run quota? i need to know how my club stacks up to other casual clubs

>>532639164
lmao it's like the gbf time in/time out spreadsheet but real. If you want a job that bad can go flip burgers bro

apologize

>>532639895
No, they only ban you if you’re botting or have modified their UI (like Viramate). Basically, no third-party tools that give you an advantage, but mouse macros seem to be safe (speaking from experience).

>>532639271
this one has born me so many useless children. her work is far from over....

>>532640130
Game needs more shortstacks

Is there a good site that lets me plan out umas for team trials or something

>>532639271
She picked the wrong 3* but it's a nice enough lineage

>>532640062
I think the VPN link is cause the game is not available in some Eurocuck countries

>>532639164
Wouldn't a part time job net you more karats than slaving away for the monthly club thing?

>>532640140
Ha! I'm not even in a club!

>>532640130
Where did the cash for this come from?

>>532639131
yes, any pure 9* and a decent (non shit) friend card borrow will max out your followers soon enough

>>532639719
Hmm, what about Marvellous Sunday (3LB) and matikanefukukitaru (MLB)?
>>532639841
Good thing this game is for straight people only.

>>532640285
So what you're saying is that recruiting from /uma/ isn't feasible?

JPkings keep on winning

>>532639841
The only thing I'm complaining about is thar Marvelous Sunday's tits should be bigger and that she's at least a year and a half out

>>532640285
you would probably get more karats doing google rewards surveys

>>532640285
>Happy Meek
Does she look happy to you?

Where's that retard complaining about red shoe laundering?
All dirt shoe requests got fulfilled 5 minutes after server reset just like how I said they would. >>532637850

I think people that are still on account made before kita's banner was introduced should be given 30k karats

>>532640285
Yes but a job would make me want to kill myself

>>532640285
They're doing this for 1500 carats btw. For a 7 dollar daily pack LMAO

>>532640460
The happiest

>>532639553
i can see...

>>532640241
Idk but I bricked most of my umas by buying pace chaser skills on late surgers or end closer skills on front runners and now I have to rebuild and replace all of them.

I finally stopped logging in for 3 days. I am free from this game. Enjoy your accelerated schedule with gimped rewards and guild autism. Some will defend it, some will see the light.

>>532639834
>speed
lol

It genuinely bothers me you can't borrow from your clubmates, only from follows. What the fuck man? Thats like the main reason for guilds: cooperation

>no gibs
>not even apolocarrots

>>532640481
Don't make me create the Red Shoe incident

>>532640765
>cooperation
you don't like shoe trading?

>>532640285
It's probably a status symbol to seanigs or smth.

Reroll bros..

It's so fucking over..

>>532640765
bro just follow your clubmates

>>532640401
Crazy how Cygames just added Queen from To Be Hero X to the game rawdog

>>532640881
What exactly are you even threatening on doing? Kicking anyone requesting red shoes?
Dot it faggot.

>>532640362
you can compare all 4 here bro
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare

Who the fuck drinks water like this

>Rudolf
>Maruzensky
>Teio
>Mcqueen
>Suzuka
Pick my voucher redeem, /uma/

Check em

>>532640285
I asked mommy for 5 extra bucks a month but she said no :(

>>532641045
gay niggas
t. gay nigga

>>532640481
I don't know why retards sperg out about the shoes. You can donate 20 shoes and get 30 shoes every day. You're not gonna get 30 a day unless you automated the donation request or are autistic enough to get an alarm but you can easily get ckise to 3 requests a day.
You will get more red shoes than you donate if everybody just requested red shoes

>>532641092
Saving this for later, thank you anon.

I wish champion meets were different than just a bunch of solo races in a row. it could be club vs club and have you race against a bunch of weaker normal horses first and then get some special shoes or something that you can spend on harder races for more points.

>>532640362
>>532640412
These are clearly too big

>>532640695
she comes with turf and 3* URA
a great grandparent for your own family tree

Bros, I'm actually instaclosing the daily sales because I need monies so bad.

>>532641045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLDqYqoHC8I

>>532640209
How does this help in summoning Curren Chan?

Do people actually like Oguri Cap's personality or is it a meme because she's strong?

>>532639013 (OP)
Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile so the leaders can approve or post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.
If they don't show up after search, it means they're full.
Mambo (full)
HonseFunni (full)
umaggers (full)
AlmondMilk (full)
UMASASHIMI (full)
UmaDash (full)
ウマオオオオ (Full)
Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak (Full)
Clover (Full)
Dacchis (Full)
CloverClub (Full)
Uma&Co (Full)
Haythere (Full)
Calumet (Full)
Glue em up (Full)
Basashi (Full)
/Uma/niki (Full)
/Uma/ Club (Full)
AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retards (Full)
/uma/dachi (Full)
Bronzelord (Full)
AlmondLove (Full)
/uma/ (Full)
ButtSweat (Full)

>>532641045
Donald Hitler Drumpf unironically

>>532641084
Rudolf or Suzuka, summer Suzuka is still far away
I like the alts of the other 3

>>532639731
Holy based

>>532641281
make your own club

Hey anons I got a question, is it better to have a or lb0 SR, SSR or a mlb R card if both fit the same "role" in a deck?

>>532641045
She's too used to sucking the life force out of human men.

>>532639731
My fucking sides.

>>532641270
pickles belong on burgers

which do you usually take?
are there enough races on nakayama turf for sprint in TT?

>>532641281
most of these clubnames are horrible

>>532641141
You can get any uma you own to do it in the concert thing in the Unlimited Impact song
Only about 15 sec into the song too so you don't have to wait

>>532639731
*leaves you*

>>532641546
I really don't like Nishino Flower's design

>Two different Crown Tours
>Uma Musume will choose to go for the lesser Tiara tour instead of the superior Crown tour
What's the reason for this in universe

what option am i supposed to take after a race victory? feels like both of them make you lose stamina and gain guts

I'm cooking

>>532641376
Depends, you can compare the stats cards give here. https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
If a card has skills you really need it can be better to use it at 0LB instead of a card that gives higher stats but no good skill

>>532641639
Top for consistent energy drain and less skill points.
Bottom for RNG energy drain (as little as 5 and as much as 2x) and more skill points.

>>532641639
Always gamble on option 2

>Grind sparks for weeks
>Always 1* guts
>Decide to make a strong competitive uma
>Worst fucking run since launch (failed to heal in infirmary 5 times in a row)
>She gets 3* stamina
I hate it

What do umamusume buttholes smell like?

>>532641608
yeah i agree she should be in a swimsuit all of the time

>>532641614
the triple tiara is only for mares IRL, hence why Daiwa and Air Groove run there, while the triple crown is for both genders

>>532641702
thanks

>>532641376
you'd have to look at the individual bonuses and skills that it gives
i'd value a lower-rarity card that gives appropriate skills over a higher rarity that doesn't

SPECHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>532641779
like SHIT

should i long or medium this teio? already have gourmand and swinging maestro

>>532639164
ugh, i just got back WHAT FUCK HAPPENED

>>532640310
X (formerly Twitter)

>>532641805
I am aware this is how it works in real life, I am just wondering why an uma musume, in universe, not cognizant of these kinds of rules where only "Mares" get to race in the tiara tour, would choose to race there instead of in the triple crown tour

Gold Ship has a domineering toxic female anus

>>532640238
desperately and sadly we'll have to wait way too long for it.

>>532640285
their wages are so low it's worth tryharding clubs instead

>>532641892
hah you didn't censor your title I can see it's nice nature

>>532641892
danchou really wanted 300 more jims a month, he's replaced about 1/5 of the /uma/dacchis in the club with discord recruits and there's even more people who are leaving or asking for kicks now

>>532641892
is this jav

>>532641608
But why

>>532641473
>stimming
AHHH THAT'S THE STUFF

the best part about the CUMA shit is that since the club was made in July they aren't getting gibs until a whole month later
If he wanted to be so competitive he should have unironically just left his own club mid-July and joined an older club but I guess he wouldn't have been able to power trip if he did that

>>532641874
that should be enough for 3000m race

>>532641943
Because umas have mantled the destiny of horses from our world and are subject to set events in their life. They choose to race there because they are destined to race there

>>532641892
>Niggas really grinding out 40K fans to stay in the autism guild

What is wrong with you niggas? Just get a damn job you bums.

>>532642098
Yellow and violet don't mix well together.

ANON GET DOWN, WATCH OUT FOR THE RICOCHET

>>532640596
There is a 0% chance that forcing a group to tryhard has a 1500 carat increase. 300 is realistic but even that might not happen because you don't magically get carats for making the people earning few fans earn slightly more, you get carats when your average is raised high enough to pass tons of other clubs.

>>532642202
this anon had 40M+ fans before danchou added the quota yesterday though
he should leave to drop the ranking even further, though

>>532641520
Top option, always

>>532639013 (OP)
Im out guys, I heard people are cheating. Im not dealing with this shit.

laggy ass servers

>I asked my mom for $7
>she gives it to me because I'm her special baby boy
>danchode seagooner is struggling to achieve this
Imagine being poor and unloved lmao

>>532642375
First time with a gacha? lol

>>532642375
essentially every game has cheaters, this is a live service game ran by cygames so there's a 100% chance they'll be banned.

ENTER

>>532642375
>using external automation tools in a cygames game
roru
rumao

>>532639763
They must be waiting for the kitasan rateup to be over. At least I'll have a headstart for my new stash.

>>532642375
Every game has "cheaters", anon.

EL GONDOR BASA :DDDDD

>>532641960
they are not that big

How many days until Wedding Top Cun?

I like the small uma.

>>532642375
>blud thinks this is FGO

>spend everything on kitasan right now
>get 30k worth of gibs from cygenerous after the end of banner for seiun sky
trust the plan vros

>>532641892
CUMA kicked all the /uma/bros and turned into a discord club. Just leave, you won’t get any rewards anyway since the club was created this month.

>>532641745
Stamina is literally the best outcome, what?

>>532642629
fug :DDDD

It's not fair, anons.

>46 total runs
>20 total witshit and gutfuck 1* sparks
is this normal?

>>532642747
Seiun Sky drops in less than a month. Where is this 30k cumming from?

Dirt 9* spark for anyone that wants to fuck around
450616227382

>>532642816
u-ummm... just trust the plan vro spend now!!!

>>532641536
Start a club with a better name.

>>532642826
Thanks, anon.

>>532642894
How about you delete your retarded club?

>>532642782
Yes. 20/46 is 43%. Assuming you had < 600 guts and wit than that's basically par for the course.

>>532642826
Already at max follows, anon

>>532642649
Not yet they're not, but I'm patient.

>>532641943
They don’t.
City initially plans to race in them in here scenario but then has a sperg out because of people judging here and making comments and decides to race in the Crown classics instead of the “girlier” tiara races.
Main Story 2 and Sweepy’s campaign also touch on this a bunch.

How can I be a club officer? When I tell people to farm more after I see them donating they just ignore me.

Farming.

>>532642826
So this is how people get their Maruzensky to A dirt

>>532642770
If only you had 41 more stamina then it would have been 3 stars bwo.

>>532642894
I don't want to manage people.

>>532642816
It's only a matter of time

>summer
>fail training
>fail training
>heal
>do non rainbow training


They should honestly allow you a free borrow every day why the fuck is it fair that 1/3 careers a day can be fucked like that

like my career is actually bricked and I've still got a year and a half left to trudge through now

>>532642770
Have you considered just falling on your face mid run and getting a 3 star stam spark?

>>532642989
seething because you can't come up with a good club name top kek

>>532643147
pick autistic officers then

>>532640209
please swap the monies for carats and it's good

what the fuck?

>>532643198
tazuna literally tells you to get energy for the summer camp every time
how do you fuck this up

>>532643213
Worked for me too.

>>532642375
>cheating in a cygames gacha

lol good luck

>>532643213
i would but my danchou kicks people from the club who get 50k fans in one run

Is there a tier list of support cards?
I've been picking them based on card skills, but I see people take Manhattan Cafe on non Long umas for example, why?

>>532643198
If you go into summer training without full energy that's a skill issue. Always take a wit day during summer.

>>532642375
What even is the point of this? You can burn more TP on worthless runs for club points/event grinding?

>>532643382
>rest just before summer
>get night owl
now what

>>532639013 (OP)
What's the excuse of having low fans. 10M fans a week should be imposed by every /uma/ guild
WE HAVE CHEATS IN THIS GAME
https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train

>>532643213
Now that you mention it, my only 3* spark DID result from a failed run.

how often do support events fire? I haven't seen Sweep's Charming event in like 5 careers.

>>532643618
was about to post this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's over. The game is dead.

Tannhauser is really cute

that time of the day again

Can someone post that for (you) uma flowchart image? I saw it here few days ago but I forgot to save it

>Servers STILL cooked
Everyone should get a pity Kitasan as recompense.

nice game umatards

what the fuck is going on

I FUCKING LOVE CONNECTING

>>532643518
If you have MLB Kitasan and you're following someone with MLB Super Creek, that's 2 expensive gold skills, so you'll probably end with 6 skills total.
So 3-4 of your cards will probably end up being stat sticks while the other 2-3 have skills you need.

Server please

Explosion once again.

never play within 3h after daily reset. jesus fucking christ, cygames. this ""server"" must be an old Dell laptop, with the battery removed, running in a broom closet

AGAIN???

Connecting Musume...

>>532643618
>>532643680
>ERROR

>Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting Connecting

LET ME PLAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

1 BILLION CARAT APOLOGY PLEASE

>>532643660
>Game will farm 3* for you
Nice I can do productive things like fap to uma 3d videos.

>>532643640
rest 2 days before summer camp, then heal night owl if you

Love!

It's over.

I can't believed CUMA danchou killed the servers for not hitting the hourly quota

I was on my 432th reroll...

>Urara tried so hard to make this run fail with 3 back-to-back sleep deprived and night owl when I had to press rest
She'll win Arima Kinen one day

1 B I L L I O N G E M

It died

Guess I'm logging back on JP to play today.

>On a good King Halo run
>Game dies
Every time.

>>532643765
everyone hacking the game, unhappy about no apologems

A second Uma has hit the Cygames tower?

>>532642782
Yes cause you dont love your umas enough

>>532643698
>Special Week freebie
>S tier
lel

APOLOGEMS
NOW

CONNECTING MUSUME
SHITTY DERBY

I WANT 3K APOLOGEMS NOW

CYGAMES CONECTA EL JUEGO O DISPARO!

pray for the servers

>>532642375
Yeah I read the code
0 attempts at making the inputs look human
Those who fuck around are about to find out real quick

The AWS server died again
KMRRRRRR

reeeeeee fix your fucking server

>>532643798
Ah, a fellow Dell Insp*ron victim, I see

Help
"A connection error has occurred"

>middle of vodka run last night
>server explodes
>go to bed
>wake up
>try to finish run
>server explodes

bravo kmr you chink

These server crashes are happening a little too often

>>532643915
>Lets pace chasers (arguably the most popular race style) get away with not running Super Creek
yeah it's pretty great

2 hour maintenance sure paid off

>>532643915
It has a gold recovery skill for pace chasers

Apologems announcement for those who missed it!

>>532640596
No it’s worse, they’re doing it for an extra 600 carots, their goal is to hit S instead of A+

not playing right now, so die servers die! more gems for later

>>532643934
equisde

that's new

>>532644045
good enough for me

Wait, none of you faggots told me running multiple races on no energy increased the chances of bad results

>>532644045
OMG CYGENEROUS TY

>>532643698
Urara isn't SS tier even after the update.

>>532644045
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS GOD

>>532643198
just get speed stamina and power to 600 treat it as a spark farm run then you'll be less disappointed since its just farming, its usual to fuck up the summer training due to night owl, metabolism or just not getting any rainbow trainings, sometimes you luck out and sometimes not

Opera raped me

>>532639243
Burned everything on my MLB mayano SR, hmu if anyone needs it

>swipe for pack C
>air shakur

I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO THE FUCKING GAME CYNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>532643698
Forgive my small brain, what's so good about Fine Motion?

>finished grinding the event
>still haven't gotten a single 3* blue spark
it's over

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>532642375
>botting a cygames game
lol

>>532644125
she's the best guts card until Orfevre releases bro

>>532643046
thought it was just my shit luck, good to know
>>532643912
fair enough, I didn't get winning ticket in my pulls so I take it out on them

>>532644149
we know NTR

>>532643698
Huh, I wonder if Marvelous Sunday 3* is better than SR Agnes 4*

I was trying to buy my clocks from the daily store...

EOS...

fun while it lasted but back to playing zz i guess..

>>532644045
>pvp pots
NO I FUCKING HATE IT

>>532644149
Don't lie trainer, she would never...

Don't worry guys, this is to justify the 3k apolocarats gift in 6 hours.

Let me finish my career run. I need to take a test to renew my teaching certification in like 20minute

>>532644109
>forcing your uma to run sleep-deprived is bad
gee who could have known

let me in
or I start raping Teio

Cmon!!! SHE WAS ABOUT TO GOOF ME OFF!!

55 Here

Downtime is no excuse for low fan count, get your shit working or I'm forced to kick you

ALL MY MONEY SPENT ON PULLS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!

Does someone have the chart for stat benchmarks for Team trials?
I need to rebuild my team because I can't fucking win races anymore

Is there some future legacy combination that can achieve double circle compatibility with Haru Urara? It seems impossible right now based on the affinity calculator.

FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS ALREADY, HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A THING AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS

>>532643698
explain haru , bike pegasus and marvelous cards
why are they good

this shit is unplayable right now

Got Nice Nature as my first A rank uma, love her. Any other umas for this feel? What was everyone else's first A rank?

>>532644308
T.
>>532644301

*kissu*

>>532643930
ngl my dacchi I'd rather have more support points, this shit drains out FAST

shitty fucking game dies every day what the fuck

FIX SERVERS
GIB CARATS

>>532642315
Yea 1500 is under the most charitable assumption possible that the club goes from A to SS(it aint). And even then it still wouldnt be worth it... not to mention they already lost on a month of rewards anyways rofl

>>532643698
>Tosho
>Not top tier
What the fuck is this list. Tosho can high roll your run hard if you get her charm event early.

>>532644301
Rapes you

>CONNECTING
>RETRY
>CONNECTING
>RETRY
>CONNECTING
>TITLE SCREEN DUE TO INACTIVITY

At least let me do my dailies before you shit the bed

>finish event and dailies
>game suddenly dies
Convenient timing for ddos

When is the gacha for this bitch? I have a dire need to feminize her with my dick ever since seeing this webm.

I'm refunding.

>>532644151
>zero starting friendship gauge

>>532644373
I think King Halo and Rice Shower have affinity because they're roommates

>>532644109
the game literally directly tells you this every single time you try to race 3+ times in a row

>>532644328
>55 here
Lets get you back to bed grandpa

>>532644402
Torenah-san you told me I had to take it off after every win!

>>532644328
I'm trying to send my two weeks notice through the club, anon. but the world filter doesnt let me

>>532644373
She will be compatible with dirt A horses

>>532644327
I love Maya so much bros

The absolute state of Cykagames server.

>>532644327
GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO
>GOOFING OFF WITH MAYANO

>>532644402
she keeps trying to give me a landing kiss every time she wins how do i stop her a trainer and umamusume relationship should be platonic.

I'M IN, IT WORKS

>>532644469
do not redeem

>Error code: 205
lole

>>532644407
i'm in the hole so bad for support points, man. gonna be months to dig myself out

>>532644308
That's it. I'm getting the coffee.

>>532644368
Goddess sex

>>532644082
Oh that's normal, I think it kicks in after 15-30 minutes.

>>532644469
She's so small...

PAY FOR BETTER SERVERS YOU RETARDED SUBHUMAN ISLAND MONKEYS

rice and haru

Is JP server shitting itself as well or is this a global feature?

DOOR STUCK

>>532644394
Thanks.

Please accept our apology gift of 50 carots
Dont spend it all at once anons.

I hope we get apologems

>>532644638
forced pair

LET ME FEEL THE POWERRRRRR
THAT CAN RIIIIIIIIIIP ME TO SHREEEEEEEEEEEEDS

>>532644635
All the server money went to the french gp, purisu andastando!

I've never seen a gacha have this much connectivity problems.

I'm in.
You jelly?

>>532644485
Why would you create such an abominable image with a brown subhuman next to urara?

here's your drink onii-san, just wait for the servers...

>>532644707
Cygames....so generous.

>>532644635
if the SEAgooners would just buy the monthly pack instead of turning their club into a sweatshop for 300 more monthly carats we could afford better servers

>>532644676
cygmaes paid for the shittiest aws server because they think this game gonna tank globally

>>532644638
What are they watching

Kinda lost on what to do with my pulls, I chose the silver haired 3-star for my selector. Then I got purple haired 3 star after 20 pulls, then I got a brown haired SSR support after 30 pulls. I currently have 2 3-stars, 3 SSR supports(Gold-ship, Special Weeku, and something diamond). Do I keep pulling or should I save? I forgot how overwhelming getting into a Gacha game is. Only Gacha I played was Reverse, but pulling was very obvious in that game since it was a standard turn-based RPG. Also I can't understand perks at all, they all seem equal to each other.
>Oh this one makes you faster when running uphill
>This one makes you faster in the last stretch but only when running on the outside.
They both seem about the same, and it's not like I can choose the track.
Also what are the daily missions for this game? Is it just the races and the energy?

>>532644394
what does the "Mood Effect" mean? do i get a chance for mood up from training anywhere Nature is or from her rainbow training or?

>>532644235
and of course the server revives as soon as the store expired

>>532644426
yeah the thing about SS clubs is that you don't need to go full tranny dictator mode on them, you are only in SS if every single member is not only extremely consistently playing but literally spending money to get more runs. The clubs where people swipe and do additional runs at 10 carats a piece is going to have so many fans that tryharding won't even get you to 50% of what they have.

>>532644029
its a 50-50 chance of getting gourmand or hydrate which is bullshit honestly, but expected for an event freebie

>>532644638
Watching the trainer doing a pole dancing

>>532644638
blessed pair

>>532644730
they have dozen of events where they just hang out together bro

>>532644679
I BEG OF YOU

I will post this once and never again

Skip oguri cristhmas and save for this banner a month later instead you can spark her or another good horse if you get her here this banner was so good cygames realized their mistake and never did it again

you have been warned

>>532642375
>it’s not cheating jp already as auto train
He is gonna get a lot of retards banned

>>532644709
Is this when they told him about the Twin Towers during the book reading to some grade 1 class?

How do you get 320k fans on Bakushin and Urara?

>>532644301
You don't get to bring friends

>make globaltards addicted to horses
>don't give them their daily fix of horse pussy
they're nefarious

>>532644818
Increases the bonus having a good mood while training gives

That's it, I'm going back to grub.

>>532644823
>revives

>>532644814
Five Hours of Inferno

>>532639164
>>532642749
>join the guild because "You do you"
>turns into "Going for gold"
I'm sorry CUMA danchou, but I'm kickable now. Is there a /uma/ club that would stay "You do you"?
>>532644176
>what's so good about Fine Motion
Two reasons off the top of my head
>free Practice Perfect from her first event
>can give Speed Star (gold Prepared to Pass)

>>532644732
CAN'T LAST ONE MORE HOUR
HOW SOON WILL I MEET MY END

>>532644780
Rice Whore!

Horse servers down?

>get back into the career run
we're so back bros
>connecting.....connection error occured
its over

>lb3 kitasan at 120 rolls
>proceed to get 0 sssr in the next 80 rolls
I should've stopped...

>>532644752
This is a first for me as well. I might actually put the game down if its not fixed.

Are the servers down or did I get banned for lewding the trainees?

>Mayano career
>Hopeful Stakes
>No1 favorite
>Servers go down
>Servers come back for a few second enough to play the race
>No1 favorite got 18th place
>Serves go down again
What the fuck. Did they actually just start the race without her?

>>532644818
it amplifies the 10% increased training having a great mood has, so if it's 30% it becomes 13% in total

>Skip oguri cristhmas
Stopped reading right there

>>532643182
why did i never consider this, ill simply use my real horse race winnings to fund my virtual horse racing habit. this is genius anon.

>>532644818
Pretty sure it impacts the effect of having a good mood. Pretty sure it works like Good=10% and Great=20%. So a 50% mood up would be Good=15% and Great=30%.

can't even join from my phone this time
ULALAAA

>>532644954
one of the /uma/dacchis who was kicked yesterday made a new club, it's in the last thread

>>532644878
Is that an all-you-can-spark banner?

>>532644878
can't i just save for both?

>>532644896
Yes.

>>532645028
Hopeless Stakes strikes again.

Spending a fraction of their millions of dollars on better servers is too much of an ask for this company I guess.

if you bought more shadowverse packs this wouldn't have happened.

>>532644878
what makes it good, dacchi?
Cant exactly log in rn

>>532644523
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>>532645008
nigger are you really complaining about getting mlb kita in 200 rolls?

>>532644906
Get Medium to A and be able to run in G1 that actually give over 10k fans.

>>532644812
To be fair, I also never imagined uma musume of all things would be a hit in the west.

>>532644954
Pirates is gonna be forever casual. I am lazy and I work a lot

>>532645085
yeah
>>532645090
go ahead don't cry when you get a dupe

>>532645108
You can spark any horse you want

>>532645028
She was running in place when the gates opened

>>532645147
Literally no one could predict this.

Sorry bros, chinese immigrants are actively sabotaging Cygames' servers.

>>532645069
Bros I want an autistic horse daughter ;-;

I 100% think they're just waiting for kita banner to end at this point for future gibs
Does someone still have the spreadsheet someone made?

hachimi

>>532644378
Biko is worse than Suzuka and Bakushin(I have all 3 of them) at lb0 since she has 0 intinial friendship, making rainbows a fucking pain. Even at mlb, she's a mlb Bakushin sidegrade if you're not building for sprint.
The JPgod's rainbow tierlist makes more sense that chart:
https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM

>>532645008
>he kept rolling instead of saving for SC and Tazuna banner in 2 weeks
>He wasted his Seiun Sky carats needed within the end of next month

YES TREAT ME ROUGH CYGAMES THATS HOW I LIKE IM YOUR LITTLE SLUT YES STEP ON ME AAAAAAAAAA

man i didnt realize i can see right through you always triggers at the start and does literally nothing
shouldve saved for nimble navigator

oh no no no doomsisters are gonna have a field day

>>532644912
TELL ME ABOUT EL CONDOR PASA
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

They don't want me to reroll...

>>532644976
I CAN'T RETURN TO THOSE DAAAAAAAAAAAYS
THAT I'VE FORGOTTENNNNN

Can we talk about how Teio would bebanned if she was a granblue character?

Super Creek killed the game rather than let me see her take 2nd place in Arima Kinen...

>>532645130
it's reroll account

>>532644878
>skipping any variant of cinderella gray
I reject your dogshit opinion

>>532645206
I want Oguri wife....

>>532645179
Damn, definitely need to keep a spark ready then

It's so over........

>>532645068
Modd effect increases magnitude of all moods. So bad and awful get way worse

>see people spending hundreds on kitasan and getting nothing
>rerolled a few times and got her 5 times in 100 pulls

Belial ruined gbf

>>532643915
Dunno about the support card tiers but Gourmand is pretty good. I actually miss having the card now that I don't have it anymore after I ditched my day 1 account for my current account with MLB Kita

>>532645218
The problem with Bakushin is that she can't be used on your Bakushin.

>>532644730
Kinda. They are literally roommates.

>>532644878
so you said they never did it again... what if they prank us and never bring it to global....

>>532645147
i think they are still waiting to see if the hype would die down after a month or two, until then i guess we stuck with this shitty server

>>532645279
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED TRAINER

Oguri cap?

More like Oguri FAT!!!

>>532645262
All of the early race navigation skills suck dick. I just like getting go with the flow and nimble navi and watching my boxed horse slide out to the edge and fly.

Post this Uma's name without Googling it and your next roll will guarantee an SSR!

sorry i only pull on classic costumes

What's her base stats, /uma/?

For every second I am kept away from the game I will headpat Rudolf once

>>532645395
they brought the infamous 0.5% rates..

Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak is recruiting one big dicker whale with 50 million + fan count

>>532644402
>>532644523
this is a child

>>532645431
its not specifically early race, its an any time skill
which ofc means it always procs at the worst possible time

>>532645445
limGODS....

>>532644912
>>532645279
I don't know how baneposting has weathered the test of time but I love it. I'm in tears.

you use the support cards you got, not the ones you wish you had

>>532645460
Matikanefukukitaru

>horse game down again
>still no apologems
This is why delayed international releases suck. They need to force parity with JP so even if we get apologems they will be cut from future gibs. Meanwhile in games with simultaneous release, global gets to benefit from Asian schizo outbreaks that EN isn't even aware of.

>>532645383
spaghetti syndrome is the gayest thing in gbf

The joke is she's a yokel and eats a lot.

>>532645262
The reason you get it is for points in Team Trials, not because it's a useful skill

AHEM FUCK CUMA DANCHOU HE IS THE TYPE OF TRAINER WHO WOULD GIVE UP ON HARU URARA!!

why do limbronies feel the need to spam their game in every other general?

>>532645464
I love uma comics like these.

Any KinguCHADs here? Please post more of her images, I wanna start a collection.

>>532645392
Bakushiiin...

why won't they ever rerun uma collab in grubble?
it's their own game

>>532645460
Matty Catty Futurama

>>532645382
>how does luck work
ok retard

My energy is going to hit 100 in the next hour and I'm going to waste it fuuuck. I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient I'm not being efficient

>>532645601
Rial

>>532645335
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO BA?

>>532645579
Wait, this is also Spe's schtick!

>SouthernTiger is playing Uma Musume every day and is more addicted than ever
>but he thinks it's not worth streaming because he just autowins every career
Do we still win?

>>532645579
She's not fat, she just got thick vagina bones.

>>532645494
All race horses are 2-5 years old.

>>532644912
>>532645530
Dr. Trainer, I'm URA.

>Returning to Title Screen due to inactivity.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thank god i dont have to hear about rerollers ever again after this banner ends

>Every horse that I've been jerking off to aside from Scarlet was a MALE
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I SWEAR I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL!!!!

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Are they fucking or what

>>532645579
>no belly
Disgusting

>>532645621
King Halo!

>>532645579
washing oguri kyapu's sweaty thong after a race by hand!!!

>>532644878
But I want it NYOW

>>532645494
Out of ten

>>532645784
Suzuka wouldn't allow that.

>>532645460
Makitanefukukitaru.
I know I swapped the K and T around but I have strong feelings about this being how her name should be spelled.

>>532645631
They don't usually rerun collabs, but it's dumb it wasn't added into side stories.

>>532643739
This?

How should I respond to this? I forgot I had it on steam

>>532645487
0.5 rate fucks us so it doesn't matter. All-spark would fuck them so they won't do it.

Can someone post stat benchmarks for team trials?
I need to rebuild my teams.. pls help!

>>532644912
>>532645279
I need Umamutumbe to revive baneposting.

>>532645714
Banned from SEA, where their biggest player base is.

>>532645714
>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO BA?
twitter cancel culture
basically every trannies labeled the game as a pedo game and that shy'ed everyone from playing it
even the streamers mentioned about this

>>532645335
BA not even having 10k is so fucking funny after all the bullshit they've said.

>>532645851
tell him he's right because he is right

>>532645716
He'll be able to stream it again once they release that new thingy this stupid ahh oldheads keep talking about

>gooks spamming their game in our thread
>cat trannies avatarfagging and spamming the thread with their ecelebs because they have nobody to talk to

>>532645460
Matikanefukukitarou
Fukukita for short

>>532645008
I have 2LB in 500 rolls, please complain about your luckshitting elsewhere.

>>532645784
spica trainer is too autistic to have sex, he has to be raped

>>532645530
A lot of loyalty for an anonymous poster

>>532644878
This seems really damn good if you save all your karats and can avoid rolling horses till then.
>3% odds of getting a 3* odds (roughly 50-100 rolls will probably get you at least one)
>Can then spark whatever you want at 200.

If you can somehow scrape together 90K Karats by then, that's around 3 Selectors and probably around 10+ random 3*s.

>>532645851
call them normalniggers

>>532645335
>>532645445
>both peaked 9 days ago
>limbus already has a lower 24 hour peak
I'm NOOOOTICING

>>532645851
"because im molesting childs sir"

>>532645550
kek

>>532645714
Why would people jump from their devices to steam? It's not some a new release, it's just an extra platform for global.

>>532645851
daily occurrence for many a blue archive fan

>>532645851
he's right tho, ur a pedo for playing uma musume

>>532645670
That's a kick from CUMA.

>>532645871
My wife and my mother in law!

>>532645884
Counterpount: the actual fanbase is also insufferable.

>>532645884
>basically every trannies labeled the game as a pedo game
The players did this to themselves. Have you seen the steam forums? 99% of it was crying emoji UOOOHH nonsense.

>>532645621
.

>>532645494
A very sexy child

>>532645714
despite all the fanart and porn it gets, the game itself is not popular, and it's shown in the revenue

>>532645851
What's a child molsters?

>>532645851
Tell him to stop projecting and cry about it on twitter

>>532646031
I am so fucking horny for this whorse

>>532645841
nta but thanks anon

CurrenGODs
Naritabros
Falconfellas

Go on without me....

>>532645460
Matikanemambo

>>532645871
400 stamina for sprint
600 stamina for mile
800 stamina for medium
1000 + gold stamina skills for long
each these goals while reaching 300 wit 350~ guts and as much speed and power as possible.

>>532645851
Tell him you're reporting him to steam for harassment, then report him to steam for harassment.

>>532646012
Nyooo, don't kick me out of the club!

>>532645784
No self-respecting human male would have sex with a human female

>>532645943
"They love molesting childs! It's crazy it's like their favorite thing!"

Can’t login?

>>532645460
MatesWithNingens FutaKitaru

>>532645392
True, I use her with Bakushin(uma) since she's still a good sprint card. Bakushin/Biko/Kitasan are core for my sprint umas.

>>532645460
Matikanefukukitaru

>>532645851
Tell him your molsting childs right now.

>>532645494
no? she's a high schooler like all the others

>>532645084
have the name? I'll throw it in the Rentry since everything else is full anyways

getting 600 stam without a borrowed super creek is suffering. I have two stamina cards in my deck and it still feels not enough

>>532646053
that's a cool kingu, not everyday you'd root for resilient hardworking ojou-sama

umamusume is connecting game
it is inevitable

>>532645784
spica trainer's heart is for Suzuka ONLY

>>532645851
Call him a retard or if he's a burger report him to ICE instead.

Day five of trying to get king to five stars

>>532645460
Sir Matty Kane

As always, F2Poors and rerollers i come with words of hope, or despair.
1 week reamins for Kita, and we have reached your day off.
Will you finally get your MLB and enjoy the game the way it was intended?
Dont pay the bugmen your DOLLARS so they can turn it to yen

Good luck
---

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532639164
What kind of mentally ill tranny shit is this?

>>532645714
BAfags are annoying so people don’t want to be associated with them

>>532645851
Ask him for proofs

>>532646145
Doesn't this still fuck you if the enemy team has a stamina debuffer or two?

>>532646079
The game is the worst part of BA

>>532645714
It's just not fun to play + VN story parts have been out for a million years already

which umas would be down to do fent

>servers die and eos early
>will never get to see my uma daughters again
bros...

>follow club members
>they don't follow me back
Did I do something wrong?

>>532645460
Matikanefukukitaru!

>>532645841
I... where do you even start?

>>532645207
iirc next up is 3k carats, I'm convinced they're waiting for kita to leave too

>>532646376
its because your uma is stinky

>>532645851
I mean, were you playing a child molster game?

ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE DIRECTOR AND HER SECRETARY ARE ACTUALLY UMA-

>>532645008
i had to go for the 200 for lb3 i got 10k saved now

>>532645942
Limbus is even worse than Granblue when it comes to grinding. You're doing the exact same thing over and over but it takes 50x longer

>>532645851
>dentge westoid opinions
Tell him to kys and unfriend

>>532646349
Goldship would fo any drug once

>>532646261
>>532624924

>>532646272
I just watched these videos earlier. King Halo's VA is a true gamer.

>>532646349
Hishi Amazon

>>532645084
>last thread
I'm skimming through it but I haven't seen any so far, I'll check the rentry list too in a good while.

>Ikuno Dictus has no wit fren recovery
what the

>>532646145
Thanks bro

>>532644878
That's a hot tip. I'm gonna start saving my carats.
Based on Global's accelerated schedule, when can we expect this banner to drop?

>>532639164
Ah right, this is why I normally avoid /vg/.

>>532645884
Xitter (or any social media) dont hold that much power over anything ever dumb terminally online SEAnigger.
BA shitted and flopped simply because its astroturfed. Not to mention being boring as shit

>>532646330
This accounts for stamina debuffers, the raw numbers are lower. Gold stamina skills bring down the stam requirement by like 100-250~ all things depending, but you should always be over rather than toting the line since you cant always proc your stamina skills

>>532644816
Going to give advice like you're a sane human individual that doesn't want to obsess over optimal ways to win in a mobile game, correct me if I'm wrong
You can roll how you like but saving up to 200 pulls (30k carats) is advisable because that's the spark amount, how many you need to spend at which point the game will just let you get the rate up, in case you get very unlucky. It usually takes 2-3 months to save that amount but once you're sitting on it, you can roll a little when you like and know that you can absolutely guarantee something coming up. Super optimal would be only to roll 200 in one go but don't feel like you have to do that
Support cards are good and are what help you train stronger uma, high dupe SRs are better than SSRs with no dupes so focus on them early for levelling up. There's very few high strength SSRs in the first 2 years of this game, kitasan black the current banner being one of them, but the game gives out selectors and dupe materials later on.
Umas, with few exceptions, are very similar in power level so truly just roll for the ones you like and skip the ones you don't. You can train any uma to run any track or length in any style with lineage optimising when you have more experience in the game
Some perks are generalist ones and are usually good, others are very specific and niche. The niche ones make sense because we know in advance what PvP tournament tracks are and they're useful there but you can avoid them otherwise.
The daily missions do list all the daily things to do, energy isn't important enough to spend all of it every day while you're given functionally infinite refills if you do want to play a bunch in one go.
Hope this helped an ojisan out

>>532646375
kyodai...

>>532646375
A terrible day for rain

>>532645714
It's a mobile auto battler that takes like 10 min to play a day. I'm more surprised that many people are online at one time on steam

>>532646502
BRICKuno BRICKtus

>>532645714
I've masturbated a lot to the girls but never ever decide to try the game. They're great prostitutes.

>>532645851
who cares about some muttmerican's opinion

>>532646437
I always thought japs had a monopoly on tedious grinding games until I played limbus.

>>532646349
Nakadashi Festa smokes weed at the back of the dormitories

>>532645884
Didn't need trannies to tell me, most steam reviews were troglodytes spamming UOH CUNNY and shit
I'm a pedo that loved the original dorontabi line, but this new type of loli community around BA/Gura etc is extremely obnoxious and one-note and culture war obsessed on top

>>532645884
>"hey guys let's all act like insufferable retards 24/7 to le filter the normies"
>no one wants to associate with the cesspit they created
>"w-why are you trying to CANCEL us!!!!!!!!!"

>>532646305
>So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding
You have to be absolutely retarded to not reroll with at least 5 synced clients simultaneously. The more you can run at the same time, the more it cuts down on the time needed to get a good result.

>>532641281
>Mambo
cute name
>HonseFunni
okay name
>umaggers
good name
>AlmondMilk
bad name
>UMASASHIMI
generic pun
>UmaDash
generic action
>ウマオオオオ
cringe
>Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak (Full)
its funny because i dont know if they mean bakushin thick slab of futa cock dragging down the track or turning her into burg. probably the best one
>Clover
fitting name
>Dacchis
cute!
>CloverClub
fitting, but worse than just Clover
>Uma&Co
generic
>Haythere
generic pun
>Calumet
???
>Glue em up
i like the double meaning because i too want to fuck horsegirls
>Basashi
based. second best probably
>/Uma/niki
kinda cute, but took me too long to get to aniki (likely because im retarded)
>/Uma/ Club
boring generic
>AreUaBrick or AreUaGrass or Not Bricked or Bricked or Pick a name and stick with it retards
Bricked is the best even if you arent bricked. mid name
>/uma/dachi
cute! again!
>Bronzelord
i dont get it
>AlmondLove
bad name 2
>/uma/
great if top 10 club. bad if not. the top warriors should be here
>ButtSweat
could be male butt sweat so potentially gay and bad

>>532645335
>steam
Who doesn't play gacha on their phone?

>>532646376
>they don't follow me back
maybe dont be a shitter with a shit horse and a shit support card on profile

>>532646664
okay zoomer

>>532645621
,

>>532646664
I don't play anything on my phone

>>532646404
Maybe at the bold capital lettered text that says START HERE?

What's up brothers, I am coming to you offering a 9-star Oguri with all 9 stars in STA.

ID is 549 245 559 350

By the way, are there any gal enthusiasts here? May make a club for dedicated gyaru hunters.

>Get Slacker after summer 3
>it takes 4 visits to cure
At that point you should be able to refund your run and get your stamina back.

>>532645714
Real sad news

>>532646658
literally who assed

>>532646437
Grind is good for player retention though. Low retention implies it's just unfun.

>>532646548
yeah BA just has dogshit chore simulator gameplay, once honeymoon ends there's no reason to stick with it unless you're a gachabrain that doesn't mind wasting time

>>532646658
Nobody asked

>>532646718
S-sorry, Ina.

>>532645460
Matikanefukitaru

>>532645851
I had a normalfag friend I ocassionally talk with do the same lol, I just brushed past it because I couldn't even compute it and he left it at that.
He watches shit like Fate all the time but I guess he was just an ironic weeb all along
There are barely any lolis here and the game is pretty damn sterile so I just don't get it.

>>532645714
BA got too involved in pseudo politics /pol/ shitskinned slop instead of enjoying the game which in turn hurt the sales and image

>>532646502
Frontloaded benefits
Initial wit + events give more raw stats

>>532645884
it's not "cancel culture" the fans themselves drove away all potential players and streamers by being weirdos then coping it's just them gatekeeping

>>532644878
hold up isnt this banner very soon? all these horses are afterwards, so t hat has to be a rerun of it,right

Why does my front running horse never get a significant lead and instead wins every race on the final spurt anyways?

>>532645460
MY WIFE

>>532646775
I'll put those stars to good use, bro.

>>532646892
This banner came after New Year in JP

Top Cunn says koibito (lovers) here, not just "on a date"

>>532646640
Doesnt it barely take 2mins to reroll?
That copy pasta has never been accurate, the times are much lower, and the starting carrots is like 30 rolls more

>says this before raeping you and fucking your brains out
how do you respond without sounding mad?