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Taishin>sky

this one won

>Counters your seiun sky unique
Your response?

>>538396141
Nice Sex with Nice Nature

>>538396124
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if I see someone actually using this garbage

Such a great photo of Winning Ticket

Clowngirl event when?

owari da

>>538396231
T. Spent 200 rolls on Seiun Sky

>>538396231
I'm going to kneel if I see someone running a Long A/S Bakushin though

You think redditors onto something here? There is an uptick of posts like that lately. Were there any similar issues in JP client when it was around where we are currently?

>>538396198
Agreed.

neicha thread was made first...

(_´༥`___)

>>538396305
>long
It's for CM3

It was your usual daily grind for fans run, one of many, but game decided to drop uber rng on me. And here it is. GigaGolshi born from shitty parents as a result

Strangely, she performs well in RM, roughly 80% winrate, despite lacking S in long and spurt. Even better with support "Nice" Nature.

>>538396309
yeah theyre figuring it all out
the random game isn't as random as it all seems

I sacrificed Air Groove skill hint for this

>>538396198
trvke

>>538396302
only newfags fall for this kind of bait, I'm gonna laugh too once the int Nature card comes out and people roll for it

>>538396309
>You think redditors onto something here?
No, they're retarded midwits that don't understand how their memory works with regards to bad outcomes or losing.
>There is an uptick of posts like that lately. Were there any similar issues in JP client when it was around where we are currently?
Yes, because people went from having fun with the game due to the lack of competition, to tryharding and seething about it.

>>538396329
That's cute!
And RAD!

>>538396341
Every thread is a neicha thread as long as i'm in it.

Special wife
>here’s hoping the antis don’t shit in this thread.

Is he happy in Uma Japan where breeding isn't a propaganda but a mandatory process between trainee and trainers?

>>538396436
Have you considered not being a bad torena?

>>538396341
Gonna cry about it, bitch boy? Need mommy’s titty to suck?

Bros, I don't know if reached past the retention life far enough or if passed by me.

seiun sky story is kinda MID

>>538396309
I think the newer generations get frustrated and depressed very quickly, so having a few bad runs makes them feel like there’s something wrong with the system

>>538396017
agreed, she just needs stat correction

>>538396564
He's the one banning American horses from racing.

Damn Super Creek's head is fuckin huge. You would think it would be less noticeable with her giant melons but after seeing her stand next to maruzensky I can't unsee it.

>>538396564
>more horses = even less humans
He would be seething.

>>538396564
>Abe actually got isekai'd into the umaverse
Woah
Would he become a trainer or a politico?

>>538396309
Idgaf about Reddit but the desire detector is real.

story events aren't canon
scenarios aren't canon
the anime isn't canon
card evens aren't canon
and finally, your delusions aren't canon
every uma is made for MALE trainer cock, end of discussion

>do a 10 roll
>get Sei on the first roll
simple as

I love the nail slut Tosen Jordan and her slutty pose...

wtf almost 800 stamina and still didn't get Cooldown?

>>538396770
Please translate from modern american.

>>538396779
I'm just happy knowing that I will eventually impregnate her and make Abe happy

>>538396309
So you're saying Seuin Sky isn't a moody bitch and it's actually the game's fault?

>>538396852
thats unlucky

>>538396846
Don’t call her a slut please.

>>538396852
It's random, don't believe the gaslights

>>538396735
umas can still have human boys anon

>>538396559
spechan is daughtercore

My wives

>>538396923
All gyarus are sluts

>>538396935
You calling Seiun Sky a boy, bro?

I seriously hope the room matches have a selection bias for try hards because I've done like 10 room matches, and I keep going up against 1200/1100+ speed/stam Golshi's with S long, spurt, cracked greens, and double recovery. Like 9/10 of my room matches had at least two insane horses.

>>538396309
>WAH WAH WAH WHY THE RNG GAME IS GIVING ME RNG RESULTS?!
not even kids behave like this

>>538396738
Trainer turned politician, he has memories of this world
He's probably the other percentage of Tracen's sponsors
MARRY AND REPRODUCE

>>538396945
I want to fuck your daughter

>>538397016
only sweats are gonna do room matches, thats like 0.1% of players

Haha bros...Neicha just brought this up to me and said it's a training contract. I can't into moonrunes am i getting scammed here?

>>538396779
Hooking up with trainers is so common at Tracen that umas assume it when spotting other umas with trainers after hours.

>>538397016
>Those going into room matches are looking to test out their penta SS god umas
What a shocking revelation!

>>538396309
100% correct
There'll be a couple fags rushing in to defend cygames though

if you want to win either have 3 distance corners or spurt

>>538396923
nail nursing handjobs from tosen jordan...

There is nothing wrong between a platonic union between Uma and Torena

>>538397147
why would she lie?

Lorewise, how are horsegirls created? Are there horsemen? Did a human fuck a horse?

gyaru harem with tosen jorden, helios, palmer and gyarufied mambo

>>538397030
this desu. If you don't enjoy rng what are you doing playing this.

>>538396263
god taishin is gorgeous

>>538397016
the only people joining and hosting those rooms are whales trying to validate all the time they wasted playing golshi's career over and over

>>538396779
quick reminder that Tracen is forcing (you) to take dates with your trainee even if you don't want to...

>>538397214
She started it with you're the only one for me. She means like, as a trainer right?

>>538397147
sign it bro she only has your best interests in mind

>>538397265
they live in a parallel world and three goddesses spawned them based on our famous horses, something like that

How much wit makes running single gold recovery strat worth it? (Assuming 1200+ stamin and 500ish guts.)

I am so horny, I could fuck a horse

>>538397160
Why is Dober portrayed as a man hater who actually wants to bang her trainer black and blue?

>>538397265
The uma world is an alternate dimension where the souls of racehorses from our world are reincarnated as umas.
There are no male umas, and there are no umas that do not like racing.
They are born through procreation by a human male and an uma. We know this because many of the umas talk about their human fathers in the game.

ugly, boring umamusume

>>538397404
toreina...

>>538397265
you meet the three goddesses of thoroughbred later and they explain they were the first umamusume to exist, so it's safe to assume they fucked like crazy and populated the world with a new species

I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen

>>538397480
how do we fix this uggo

Ningens are for ningens thoughbeit

>>538397404
I have no idea what I'm even doing.

>>538397480
say that again pussy

>>538397426
She lost hard to trainer cock in her career

The only game bias I suspect of being real is Golshi bias. My luck with her careers is leaps and bounds ahead compared with other umas. As if game has blessed her.

>>538397150
Date with Daiwa..
>>538397480
Beautiful, fun umamusume!

>>538397573
give her huge K cup milkers

No one is bringing sacrificial haru's into their room matches. Wonder if it's safe to run a sleeping lion narita after all? Would sure help my last ditch runs if I didn't need to bring mcqueen.

>>538397651
and make her sluttier

True!

Dober best Mejiro

>>538397426
cause you changed her from "feeling uncomfortable around all men except her father" to "feeling uncomfortable around all men except her father and (you)"

>>538397726
True!

>>538397310
Tracen knows that the umas must flow. Tracen is secretly also a breeding program that seeks to pair umas with human trainers with the best traits to selectively breed better umas.

Trainers are both the equivalent of jockey, groomer (cleaner), trainer and manager
None of those are required to be heavily involved with their athlete's personal lives
Why are uma trainers required to do so?

>>538397659
Urara is easily countered by front runners, and with Seiun Sky already out, she just becomes a meme. No one is gonna cuck themselves by bringing her.

Do not date Humans

>>538397542
Oguri...

>>538397315
Kita chan cute!

>>538397886
But bro have you seen Aoi? She’s a baddie

>>538397265
It’s almost 100% certain that the first uma was born from a human couple, since there’s always at least a tiny possibility that two humans could have an uma

>>538397830
Explain Haru Urara

>>538397857
Sacrificial Urara just goes as end runner with some debuffs slapped on and falls so far behind Narita can't activate sleeping lion. How do front runners have anything to do with that?

I just want my German wife bros...................

>>538397845
umamusume are humans too bwo, they are more complex beings than a real horse

>>538397615
She truly is blessed

>>538397886
Or else what? KIryuuin wants to take me on a hot springs trip.

>>538397426
4chuds should understand being afraid of the opposite sex but wanting to fuck them more than anyone.

Say something nice about my wife, /uma/.

I'm free from the groundwork mines

>>538397426
IRL Dober is a whore

>>538397150
how I trigger this event?

>>538397959
>Aoi?
>a baddie
Don't you mean Riko?

>forget about
>your family
>your friends
>all you need is me, trainer

>>538397992
She's cute!

>>538397992
Got nothing man, she's going to die a virgin like her irl counterpart

>>538398095
Fat fuck

>RUN FRONT URARA THIS CM TO COUNTER TAISHIN
>RUN BLOCKUSHIN NEXT CM TO COUNTER SEIUN SKY
what's the next big gaslight?

I'M NOT TRAINING MORE GOLSHIS
FUCK YOU

>>538397886
They're all cute though.

>>538397992
The school is still for all umas to learn racing. But the most breedable umas are selected for pairing with stud trainers.

>>538397992
she was the prototype 0

>>538398132
I said what I said

>>538397857
do you think that's front exclusive? She can still brick Sleeping Lion in any style

>>538398197
There are a couple of infiltrators here

>>538398095
Thinner than McQueen

I thought that they were supposed to be horses?

>>538398186
Do it tho

our GODDESSES

>>538398016
strange because that appears to be a picture of my german wife

"Uma Musume is Golshi geimu"
- witGAWD, 2025

>>538398197
who's the baseball cap cutie

WTF that Bourbon was a gray door which became gold and rainbow

>>538398016
why is toreina-san naked?

>>538398197
>Human
>Tazuna

I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

>>538397992
Her trainer is closer to Kiryu than Anime Bourbon's Kiryu trainer
He just wants to see her run properly, is weak to helpless kids and is probably a volcel

???????????

>>538398165
The one uma you actually NEED to counter is Falco with Seiun + El uniques. Seiun herself is never gonna get a lead vs Falco assuming similar builds.

>>538398263
Hey boomer. Stop using our words wrong

>>538398449
no one pulled falcon doe

>>538398439
You suck, bro

>>538396265
horse clussy

I rolled Teio, what's she good for?

>Get two gold inspirations
>Gold recovery skill chains nowhere to be found

>>538398439
shit happens little bro what can you do

>>538398427
what the fuck is a volcel

>>538398526
sex

>>538398526
which one, anime or regular

Remember the time when getting a 3* blue calls for celebration and we weren't autistic about white sparks?
I remember

>>538398526
leg breaking practice

>>538398526
anal sex

>>538398384
You just rolled more 3* in one pull than I have total since release. Kindly explode.

>>538398165
>blockushin
i feel like i'm too retarded to understand this specific gaslight. what is it even supposed to do when everyone has access to a good mile front and a seiun parent

>>538398526
marriage

>just got my first ever A+ uma
>it's HER
this would've been pretty good too if my fuckin mile S had activated

>>538398128
its a "date" event. They trigger when you do recreation sometimes. Most umas have a whole bunch of different ones so its hard to get the exact one you want.

>>538398526
Rape

>>538398498
I did

I do not quite understand this late grand parent inherit. Would I still care about getting groundwork hints when making a grandparent or do I just rely getting the spark from late grand parents (I am borrowing a 8* groundwork uma legacy)
Is it actually 100% inherited after a career run that means I don't need to take the actual skill?

>>538398564
Regular.

>>538398526
size difference IMAGINATION

>>538398373
satake mei

>>538398568
I still celebrate because my stamina and power sparks are godawful

>>538398338
They let cows and dogs run too. Whats one more cat?

>>538398761
You need to learn the skill to get the inheritable spark

>>538398498
I pulled Falcon, you guys are fucked whenever dirt CM happens

Ningen daisuki

>>538398619
Prevent Seiun ult from going off by stealing 1st place right up until the final spurt then die ig. It's stupid and you can brock yourself just as easily as the enemy. Will only work on shitters too.

>>538398789
>wearing a hat
>no tail

>>538398338
They truly never prepare you to deal with umas in the trainers college

Before you do something stupid, just remember that pulling for every single random horse on an accelerated schedule is an actual drooling retard move

>>538398909
dirt and sprint CMs are a year away bud

>>538398469
EH!?

>>538398347
They are kinda ugly...

>>538399047
nigga nigga nigga
nya nya nya

Why did Gold Ship allow Cell to reach his perfect form?

>>538398901
I see. So by 100%, is it just guaranteed to show up on inspiration events? That would be fine as well then I can focus pumping stats on stamina and speed

>>538396124
I have a neicha waiting to perform this very one duty. Seiun rollers suck my cock.

uma musume is niger game

Are all dirt TT races a mile?

>>538399047
Neko segs

>>538398016
She will take really good care of your Schwert.

>>538398526
Bending her over any kind of furniture you can find

Is Matikanefukukitaru good for Gemini? I'm feeling lucky

help

why is she like this

>>538399129
yes, I wonder if cygames regrets making dirt so awful

>>538399230
Go to the end bro
I thought she'd more on the platonic side, I have never been betrayed this hard

>>538399172
Teio is a dangerous creature

>>538398568
I sitll do

>>538398165
It's pretty funny to see global come up with these wack-ass builds instead of sticking with just a debuffer.

>>538399259
what a whore

>one mention of Teio
>whole thread turns into Teiospam

>>538399101
About base 9% for it to show up if you have 3* groundwork on a parent, about half that for grandparents all affected by affinity on top of the random roll (ie. you have 9*, 150 affinity so a quarter of inspirations will get it).
It gets more consistent once your other parent also has it, same thing with the white showing up on the new legacy

>>538399343
Teio slander. She's a very cute umamusume who definitely wouldn't rape her trainer.

>>538398683
you have the name of this one?

God, they’re big.

>>538399343
The power dynamics in a marriage with an uma are terrifying. Worth it for the sex though.

>>538399125
explain nigers to me

Hope I'll get the same inspirations on my aces as well

>>538399437
Yada yada desu

What does front runner S actually increase?

so is cm3 in 3 weeks?

>>538399553
They run faster to espace the uma police faster
Like really fast

>>538399230
Happi lucky fucki marriage

front runner
>whole shopping list of skills
>mandatory 3 greens for groundwork
>focus
>still need turf/distance sparks
>do all of this 3 times
>not in 1st place by the late race? brick

end closer
>get spurt
>get turf/dist sparks and pray

are yall really putting yourselves through the RNGhell

>>538399734
I just think fronts are cool
No, I will not reconsider even if I am a shitter f2p

>>538399663
Wit, except it doesn't count towards skill activation rate chance.

>>538395928 (OP)
Why couldn't I have hit Spurt Maestro or Curve
IT WAS SO CLOSE

>>538399553
Remember in episode one where Spe was on the train? She would have been stabbed in the neck from behind if one had been sitting behind her.

>>538399437
stop noticing things

>>538399447
from possessive to rape there is only one step

>>538399437
this is a teio thread

>>538399437
The most powerful uma

Silence fool!

>>538399834
wew thats basically a proposal!!

we love teio here
If only I had her. I'm 30 pieces off...

>>538399553
big niger is an unique skill for those specific umas that increases their launch acceleration a lot, like groundwork if you meet the 3 green skills conditions but stronger
you get it by completing very easy hidden goals like, Suzuka's is winning 7 graded races in a row if my memory doesn't fail. it sounds good but all those umas except Ace and Helios are nothing special

>>538399252
Who exactly is NOT like this

>>538399813
standing by over double circles....

>>538399437
I didn't even get a proper answer to my question...

>>538399437
Yes! More Teio!

So do we just not get the 1 free daily roll anymore ever?
It was a one time thing for those couple of literal who banners a few weeks back and thats it?

>>538399172
that honey transplant seems serious

Trying to build a usable Seiun Sky has made me realise you need a fuckton of skill points because front runners need so many damn skills. But this means you need to run more races and have less time to train, so you really need to luck out on your trainings or have strong supports. Truly the whale style.

>>538399490
Think its called "As a Model Student..."

>>538399916
wtf i just witnessed a murder

she straighta on my way till i spurt

I fucking hate Teio
I really fucking hate her

>>538399734
True f2pGODs are gambling every CM with late surgers and calling it a day.

>>538399834
Imagine the intense, passionate love making.

>>538399939
so it's just a free upgrade for fronts essentially?

>>538399916
I can't believe Tazuna Hayakawa is fucking dead.

man am i glad that i am not a tokai teio fan because you niggers sure as hell dont make it any easier to like her

>>538400019
You'll get a front row seat too.

>>538400010
thanks anon

>>538399734
I will not build Gold Ship for these events. I refuse.

Teiofags are the worst part of this fandom

>>538397016
in taurus cup the finals were the same level as the room matches

>>538400038
the monarch has decreed that you are not allowed to not like teio

>>538399957
Double Circles are too expensive per stat when you are tight on points

Guys I think I love Dia.

>>538400094
it's not free but it is a big update, like I said you need to meet the conditions then buy the skill, it costs as much as a regular gold so 320, and there's no way to get a hint

>>538399987
There's supposedly more coming for half-anni next month, but not much IIRC.

ho ho ha ha why yes my oshi is the horse with an ult that gives her a 6 length advantage by default i totally like boys btw

>>538400184
Teiofags rule this threads along with Meekfags

>>538400235
-‘s big tits and money

orange

>>538400235
Nothing wrong with that. Dia is hot.

dia is a slut

>>538396309
It feels worse because all that shit literally didn't matter when you started while now even getting a run with 0 incidents whatsoever but low rainbow luck means instaglue.

>>538400297
i'll show her a 6 length advantage alright

>wake up
>realize i will never have a Cheval Grand GF
i want to die

TEIO TEIO TEIO

You do not need ningen women

>>538400328
w-why are they looking at me like that

>>538400267
mmm yeah but like in the context of things you'd probably always want to pick it up, yeah?

I love Dober.

CM2 ANCHOR
Post your aces!

What is "it"?

>>538400509
Aoi is shamelessly flirting with you in front of them

>>538396309
Now that the magic disappeared, normalfags are realizing how shit URA is.

>>538400184
French Teio is simply better, and she's a filly instead of a boy.

>>538400570
Don't waste your time trying to figure it out.

What other uma summons a horde like teio?

Kita replaced Teio as the most beautiful ikemen horse for japs
the Satono family replaced the Mejiros as the most prestigious and rich family
Teio and Mcqueen are old and busted

I joined open league but my umas are all B+
what are the stats I should be aiming for?
800/900/600/300/300 ?
and I guess zero skills, specially gold ones?

>>538400556
they're shitters who should be hidden from the world

So will summer maruzensky walk around tracen wearing nothing but her undies?

Digitan LOVE

>>538400608
This man gets it

>>538400724
too late

>>538400545
of course, you'll always want it for Ace as the best example, is her only way to compete against both white Kita and red Kita in mid and long respectively

>>538396309
Some umas are legit cursed.
>Agnes Tachyon
>Grass Wonder
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Whinning Ticketzo
>for fuck's sake Urara STOP GETTING YOURSELF INTO DETENTION YOU RETARD

>>538400640
dia

teio thread

>>538400554
This is what half the school saw by the way

>>538400648
Tokai Teio was considered an ugly horse

>>538400621
I really liked that Suzuka has more friends besides Spe.

I'm gonna have 1500 gens after 2 carrers, do i pull on the character banner or the support one? Saving gems is not an option i can handle

>>538398110
>only 1*
no you're not

>>538400807
teio world

>>538400657
600/950
spurt, 3 gold recoveries
some room for 1 or 2 green skills too

>>538400879
did a guy from a youtube shorts told you that bro, Teio was a handsome horse

>>538400878
>maya pfp
okay i will watch this

>>538400509
You're spending time with a thirsty ningen woman

>>538396309
No, they have been grinding more for CM and have gotten exposure to more RNG bullshit. Of course, they will remember the mood -2 or failed triple rainbow coinflip more strongly than the time they got two +30 energy events in a row or won the Hopeless with 200 speed/stamina.

>>538400935
The game does a better job with relationships than the anime

You WILL drink ze Tokai Teio beer and you WILL remember the miracle at Nakayama 1993 Arima Kinen

After hours of toiling with parent farming it's good to be back training my favorite hors

Ban every Teio poster and the quality of these threads goes up 3000%

>>538400940
>"I hafta gamble"
Close the game then get a job to fund your gambling addiction

Teio-gaki

>>538400757
30 hours without sleep, please understand

nishishi

It's a new day!

>>538401094
Block magnet.

>>538401132
How is it gambling? I lost no money.

>>538400973
>that ring
Teio wife!
>>538401057
Perhaps the anime was an advertisement for the game?

Is it really such a crime to date human women who are indisputably not underage who aren't in a power dynamic that favors a predator?

>>538395928 (OP)
Im retaining with this score right?

>no one cared about new day
it's over

>>538401220
nope

heh later suckers
inb4 "you do this shit every week" faggots show up

>>538401231
>Doesn't see it as gambling unless he loses real money
kek

>>538400657
700/1200/600/300/300
no green skills
in fact you want almost no skills at all
2 recoveries - that's it

I've done nothing but lose to this bullshit for 2 days now. Forget strategy or counterplay, or a clean good build. Just make some sloppy trash that barely clears career mode is apparently the strategy. yeah I'm a little mad

You got 3 days, or something. Figure it out.

>>538401279
>Spend 3 years intimately following an uma
>Being attentive to all her needs
>Decide NOT to marry her
It is a crime to waste an Uma's time like that

>>538401358
too busy spamming ohayo and filling out all the requests that disappear in 10 seconds to shitpost here, soz

>>538401392
>"you do this shit every week" faggots
you do this shit every week faggot

NYOO WHERE MY SEIUN SKY

One of the funniest things is that unsupervised trainers are walking around Tracen whenever there are tryouts
The first and biggest example is Goldship, dude was just minding his own business until Goldship decided to crash and kidnap him
If an uma decides they want a trainer, they WANT a trainer

>more dailies again
MONEYYYYYYYYYYY

>>538401414
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA-
>OGURI CAPPU (as in peakku) YOROS-

>>538401247
My wife, Special Week

bros is this good enough to luckshit some wins
I'm tired...

>>538401358
Thanks for the reminder!

>>538401358
My new day was 5 minutes late and when it tick over the game froze for the first time ever. I'm spooked now.

>>538401689
>bros is this good enough to luckshit some wins
nyes

I beat the game. Now what?

It's a new day!

It's that easy!

>>538401203
Digitanbro pls take care of yourself...

KIta-chan and I are not sluts!

>DAILY R-
>MOONLIGHT SH-
>hai! deigi shodder des :DDDD

>>538401531
you don't even have to be unsupervised, we have a case of an uma targeting a specific human since childhood, dream journey

>>538401798
try retaining

>>538401798
now work on your cum retention every week

Paizuri time is soon!

>>538401358
I was busy fapping with koikatsu and umas pls understand

Support and Spark RNG fucked me HARD
She's good enough for the CM? this is my best run (stat-wise)

>>538401531
I imagine once their bond deepens, Gold Ship would drop kick the trainer out cold, only to wake up and see that he’s in a suit with a beautiful goldshi in a wedding gown

GOLSHI GAME

>>538401864
>uma targeting a specific human since childhood, dream journey
Chat, is this real?

getting Seiun Sky after 10 pulls didn't prepare me for the harsh reality that I still need lots and lots more star pieces for my 1- and 2-star trainees
even though I'm swimming in carats, I now have to wait for another month to dump them all on the maruzensky banner
this is almost to rough to bear...

>>538402012
no it's a dream

I'll teach Dober not to fear men.

>borrowed a Seiyun Sky for my Falco
This is all I really wanted

>>538401839
explain this

>he fell for the "meta" uma meme when he doesn't have the cards necessary to actually make any real use of them
enjoy the club points i guess lmfao

>>538401531
Trainers are men at their 20s or older, they can't be "unsupervised" as they are adults

You have secured your retention on first try, right, anon?

Anything upcoming to save friendship points for?

>>538402024
How are your support cards?

finally... everyone is at 3 stars
idol costume is NOT allowed in my tracen

if nishino flower was in the game now i would use her as my ace for CM3

>>538402265
But those trainers are still weak and vulnerable in that place full of horse girls.

boyo you were an undefeated triple crown champion and spring triple crown champion, what are you talking about??

Having Tenno Sho spring in your career is so cucked.

>>538402573
peaked too early....

no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

>>538402596
>go on, skip to the last corner

>>538402265
dude compared to the strength of an umamusume they might as well be children

>>538402596
>he didn't pass the 700 stam check

i asked
i care
tell me more

>>538402573
blud just wanted to fish

>>538402573
>were
she's not there yet in this world

Pulled End of the skies, was I scammed? I already have default Mejiro which looks stronger.

YEAH BABYYYYY
If my ass can make it here, I must be good

>higher than last week's score already
surprised i stayed in class 6 with only 478k

>>538402675
I drank gasoline once

>>538402631
I asked
I care
please keep posting

>>538401992
and your name is written on the marriage certificate in red crayon that doesn't look like your handwriting

I gave Seiun 30 rolls and got Anime Teio from it
I'm reaslly happy about that

you will find yourself floating back between 5 and 6, which will get worse when the general meta steps up

>>538402779
Yes. Her unique is worthless.

sakura chiyono o is kind of cute

>6 daily races
cygenerous i kneel....

>>538402573
ackshually she lost the dahby to Spechud. So just double crown. And obviously not undefeated.

TOKAI TEEEEEEEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538402824
easy retention for me too

reminder that if you're using a second wit card over Aoi or Tazuna for your Cancer Cup aces you're bricking your runs

another week secured

>>538402779
She boasts possessing the worst ult in the game, giving you velocity when she gasses out.

Maybe I should stop buying these...

Does Mayano even know how to initiate and do it in the event she manages to push (you) down

>>538402779
anime maku is fucking dogshit
worse than perhaps even tm opera o

>>538403345
Almost 3 years till she arrives...

>logged off 1.5 hours ago
>log back into this
What the fuck happened? Did some streamer find my parent or something? The most I ever got was like 22 after sleeping 8 hours.

>>538398526
This >>538398560 >>538398574

https://catbox.moe/c/h98jp0

>>538402909
As the trainer tries to run away, he can’t because he has a ball and chain that’s locked to his ankle

127 to get sky, wanted lower to go for hishiama too...

>Would let you hit right away if you begged
Kitasan Black
Maruzensky
Taiki Shuttle
Nice Nature
Matikanetannhauser
El Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)
Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)

>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressure
King Halo
Mayano Top Gun
Tokai Teio
Daiwa Scarlet
Narita Taishin
Mejiro Ryan
Meisho Doto

>Absolutely not without at least months of going steady
Symboli Rudolf
Tamamo Cross
Air Groove
Vodka
Silence Suzuka
Mejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)
Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)

>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER terms
Curren Chan
Seiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)
T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)
Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. You will date her at a place of her choosing. Even if she's actually tier 5, it's all within her calculations)

>easy to trick into sex
Haru Urara
Sakura Bakushin O
Machifuku
Twin Turbo

>rapes you out of nowhere one day
Gold Ship
Super Creek
Grass Wonder
Agnes Tachyon
Narita Brian
Satono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)

>umacel
Smart Falcon

>loves food too much to have sex
Oguri Cap
Spechud

>>538403916
yeah i found it, thanks

>>538403713
Mayano is the type of girl that pushes you but when it's time to for action she stays ultra sumissive

>>538403916
you got doxxed by Chrono Genesis bro

Is there a higher than normal chance to get the singing recreation (+2 mood) on the first turn of a carrer? Cause it seems so.

Am i safe guys?

is this good enough?
im so sick of groundwork farming

>>538404061
You ever gonna update this or just keep spamming?

>>538404218
>the singing recreation
really nigga

>900speed 1000stam 750pwr Creek
>decide to watch the URA finale due to feeling uneasy due to having dogshit luck for the last few days
>everything going well, no late start rushed frenzy etc
>suddenly drops her pace out of fucking nowhere midrace and falls to 9th
>can't catch up and blocked by the final corner
>10th
Literally WHY
She didn't even get any debuffs, she has a gold recovery + 2 whites and over 1000 stam and speed/power mogged every other uma in the race, why the FUCK did she just drop down for no reason
My runs have been really, really bad and I just thought I was being unlucky but now that I watched the race I genuinely believe the game actively fucks you over

>>538404273
good for a grand-grand parent

>>538404061
>no easy to manipulate category
anon...>>538404061

>>538403345
Ahhhh I want to have SEX

Sorry i'm late, where's the gibs?

>>538404273
Missing URA finales but it's good enough for aces imo

>>538404331
i dont know why i even bother asking when you guys are this retarded

>>538404020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDEiOHUxhOk
for me it's this version

>>538404063
>>538404208
I actually found the streamer in my follows list lol. It's some russian dude

>>538404315
??

>>538404406
What's happening to her tail?

>>538404347
what's the difference between that and being easy to trick into sex

I don't know if the schizos are right and they really made the career mode harder or if it's just as simple as the enjoyment of the game wearing off
I don't really care either way

The career mode is fucking cancer

I don't know what came over me to even play this for as long as I did, but now that the veil is lifting at last I truly see that the game is kind of shit. This general is probably more entertaining than the game itself and that's not a good thing.
I think I'm going to see this CM through till the end, hopefully unlock the 500 TT steam achievement along the way and then fuck off

>>538402470
pretty comfortable
got kitasan, suzuka, mcqueen, cafe, king halo, and some other minor SRs all at MLB
only 0LB creek and tosho though, but it's fine I borrow those

all cheevo unlocked, this game is easy

>>538404439
youre wasting your time if one of the parents hasn't got 3* groundwork from your borrowed

>>538404584
This dude is failing the career mode half a year into the game...

>>538404406
updooted for epic funne nose man show reference.

>>538404584
how do i unsubscribe to your blog

>>538404584
You are getting burned out by long training.
Try to make an ace for third CM.

>>538400763
How can S. Maru and V. Bourbon compete without these? Are they just that good?

my trainee keeps asking for my phone to see who i'm following on umastagram

is she good for the cancer cup?

>>538404584
>or if it's just as simple as the enjoyment of the game wearing off
It's this. The magic is gone, so people are more focused on the negative now, rather than the positive.

>Spent money on pulls.
>Got worse cards than the free pulls.
This is the only time I have put money into one of these. And I never will again.

>>538404275
But I updated it plenty, unless you want to add specifics about uma that aren't trainable yet?

Remind me again why I needed to spend so much time saving up?

the 75iq take:
>i won't roll for seiun because whales will do it for me and offer good parents when i need it

>>538404584
>seething about rng in a rng game
Do kids really?

The 1K IQ strat:
>If it makes my dick hard here’s my credit card

>>538404907
this is thanks to my 140 rolls for nothing. enjoy it bro

>>538404874
kek they already got your money paypiggy

>>538404907
I got a 3 star this morning on a free one.

>>538405032
I'm sorry I stole your luck.

What good reason do you have not to marry her?

>>538405203
not marrying aislop

>>538405203
Still in Love would probably shank me

CunnyInc. has 3 spots for /uma/ anons
no requirements just apply to get in

the 130+ IQ take:
>roll for whom i want
Simple as.

>>538405035
I've put enough hours in that I don't care too much. But I learned my lesson.

>>538404760
yes, both have really good base kits that synergize with their uniques perfectly

>danchou goes to sleep when i wake up
My danchou is from indonesia? Oh nyo….

Are you excited for more dirt umas?

>>538405272
My favorite umas are Seiyun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri Cap

>>538405203
i don't look at my trainees that way
i prefer ningens

>>538405412
No I’m saving up for Buena and Bouquet instead

>>538405329
This scene is so awesome. Always love to see Daiwa eating shit.

>>538405412
Holy SEXO do I really have to wait 4 years for this

>>538405450
psyop

>>538405450
This is the face of someone that just figured out that her toreinah is gonna give away all her secrets just to get dicked down.

>>538401447
nigger 1200 stamina will get me A+ shut the fuck up

No one here will still be playing a year from now

>>538405450
Nice try, Aoi

>bgm and sfx: off
>quick mode: on
>background stream: on
>coffee: sipped
yup it's parent grinding time

>>538405450
Dirty humanfucker

>>538405562
no, you're supposed to be playing the jp version at this point
global was just promo

>>538405450
Thats why you didnt win the taurus cup

>>538405562
just download JP and roll for her right now bro

when's Mambo

I want her

>>538400094
More of a sidegrade

>>538405203
she's kita's used goods

>+ standard distance
Guess the white sparks

>>538396309
cygames was caught rigging gacha rates, why wouldn't they rig in-career events as well?

>>538405697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sSMIfG94k

>>538405736
El Condor Pasa and her eagle Mambo is a 2 star and should be easy to get

>>538396309
This is why games like Fire Emblem fake the RNG. Humans are bad at mentally visualizing probability, and will exaggerate it to opposite ends. So Fire Emblem compensates by buffing the RNG if it’s high, and nerfing it if it’s low, so a “95% chance to hit” is actually around 98%, while a “44% chance to hit” is actually only 35%. Humans won’t mind (or perceive) missing in scenarios where they would’ve gotten lucky, as long as the RNG is more “predictable”. Meanwhile, in Uma Musume, a 12% chance to fail is just that: 12%, no sugarcoating it.

>>538405736
woa careful with the M bombs buddy

>>538405698
>>538405713
JP propaganda getting advanced these days but you'll never trick my dekinai ass into playing until global dies

>>538405638
I’ll dick down Meek

>>538405638
>Meek: choosing a female trainer was a mistake

>>538395928 (OP)
what are the meme strats for this CM?

>>538405879
I mean same.
>>538405930
When is it not.

>>538405756
That’s not Almond Eye

>>538405973
for global?
blockushin

>>538405973
>Everyone always has enough stamina, even for the longest races
>Everyone always has 1000+ wit, meaning skills always proc
Is the future of uma... boring?

>>538405450
not for long

New fag but do we share friend invites here? I have no one else to play with. So I feel like a retard.

I'm starting to hate Special Chud. Her careers are always a goddamn train wreck, when I have begun my run, I immediately had a bad feeling. Lo and behold.
>managed to fail 90% charming roll on early anacupuncturist
>she managed to lose Kikuka Sho with 600 stamina, by running out of stamina
>I was so used to having 50k fans by november, I didn't even notice that I failed to reach the quota for Aoi/Meek
>her missing home event slapped me with Slacker, which I managed to miss and it eventually hit me with slacking off on training
>badly rolled on both high affinity inspirations
>no good rainbows for the whole career
At least she didn't fail a bunch of 40-60% fail rolls on training. There were a few moments where I myself fucked up, but I was on tilt already because of her.

>>538406056
that stam runs out very fast

>>538397016
We're not all gonna make it in the finals bro, they expect one of us in the wreckage...

>Gold inheritance moment
>Just this
>No Spurt
>1/ 7 Ura finales
>One skill
Rude.

There is something off about the director, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

27728268
CM2
Will start when i'm back from bathroom

Her eggs are drying up at an alarming rate, anon. You have to act quickly!

Okay but why was Kiryuin trying to bang another trainer?
That is weird in itself considering the circumstances that all umas are females no? Something something societal norms in uma world

>>538406102
follow list is for borrow bwo
you don't need to add actual friend there

>>538406056
>Everyone always has enough stamina, even for the longest races
you never have enough stamina since it diminishes very fast, so having an equal amount of guts is the only way to save you
>Everyone always has 1000+ wit, meaning skills always proc
that's where the fun is tho, all CMs after Gemini will be wit battles

>>538406264
WHAT

>>538406168
>>538405973
GLOBAL WHEN

>>538405930
>picked a female trainer
>wasted your prime years while other umas already secured their future husbands
>by the time your career ends, all the best stud niggens are taken
Such is the life of jobbing meek

>>538405450
Nigga what are you doing?

>>538406102
sent :^)

>>538406338
How old is Aoi?

>>538406437
big nig is really fun I hope you guys get it soon

>>538406537
Older than 18, so basically an old hag

>>538406102
Friends are just for bumming cards and inherits. The only true semblance of "multiplayer" in this game apart from one monthly event is clubs, and even then they had to put a unique reward for interacting just to make people actually care about them. The only reason the game requires an internet connection in the first place is so that Cyjews can rig your runs and pulls, no other possible explanation.

What torture/medicine do they give to make the horse girls stop being slackers and night owls?
The last thing I'd do to a lazy person is give them more time to sleep.

Anywhere I can get the chibi 3d models without having to rip them from the game myself?

So is Groundworks farming seriously praying Air Groove Guts card gives it to you? And daily 3 borrows praying that who you're borrowing from grants you it on inspiration, then praying you get it along with a good blue spark?

uh what's Straightaway Spurt called in https://umsatei.com/ ?

>>538406537
She says she is a beginner trainer so probably a college graduate

>you always bring friends along she doesn't like
>you always make her train speed and stam
>you never take her to the claw machine
>you never let her rest
>you never watch her concerts
>you turned her into a muscled speed freak
>when she wins you tell her do better next time

Also you.
>Why is my uma acting like a depressive psychopath.

imagine being Happy Meek
>no glory since you weren't a real uma at the time
>no scouting a new trainer since you're forever trapped with Aoi
>no winning URA since Aoi can't pick good skills
>no unit, no alts, no support cards since you're an NPC
>don't even have a voice for a few years
>no sex since your trainer is female
at least she gets to go ultra instinct later

>>538406247
blue or pink sparks
take your pick

>>538406338
I find it funny how attached Aoi is to you, almost like you were her first friend in her life

>>538406537
probably late 20s

>>538406621
Vyvanse.

>>538401440
Fml this is cute. I don't even particularly like Teio, but this is too much.

>>538406743
You absolutely are

>>538406743
She’s just horny

I'm running out of Stamina bottles, give us more Cygames.

Why is it that I struggle to name more than 10 chemical symbols from a periodic table, but if you show me a picture of umas I can identify about 150 of them with ease?

>>538406687
McQueen enjoys it when I throw her into all the G1s. Rudolf loves it so much too that she has a separate event that increases your energy before URA if you have more than 7 crowns.

>>538406338
Meek's? No, I think she still has some good years left.

>>538406743
awwwwww wtf i love aoi now

>>538405659
then do 1k + no I will not

>>538406743
>Anon doesn't understand flirting
Many such cases

Now that everyone rolled for Seiun Sky can we have Amazon's banner already? I don't wanna wait another 10 days

Two fucking gold inspo no spurt or Slong, you guys think she's still runnable? Everything else is basically bang on other than being kinda stupid

>>538406862
chemical symbols are cute and funny

Just streamer things
Whale is gonna give 200 bux for a summer mary,wont she

>>538406862
Same reason people can instantly identify all Pokemon of the games they played. If you're interested in it, you memorize it without trying. Also, the horses are all sex. It's your dick that remembers.

>>538406713
>Even if you do win URA, you're sent back in time by alarm clocks
>Or it's meaningless since you're trapped in Uma Samsara and will never move onto veterancy

>>538407083
Why is mori calliope here?

>>538406862
For me it's Sphingomyelin

>>538406862
Chemical symbols aren't girls

>>538407153
you just know

Is this the power of Seiun Sky?

>>538406930
another reason why trainers get raped, they are too dense

>>538406743
Didn’t she literally admit to playing on the seesaw by herself as a kid?

>>538407083
I don't get it

>>538407220
holy fuck I'm rolling right now

>>538406713
>>538407098
Happy Meek URA experience

https://youtu.be/spdfnqS3bDg?si=boEjvngK4NBUXihg

Is dating other people's trainees against Tracen policy?

McQueen is a weirdo and I don't like how she's always striking this strange Mr.Burns pose.

>>538407234
that's sad...

Got this from a free pull ticket, is she any good?

>>538407318
No but your trainee might Kinniku Buster you if she finds out

>>538407289
All those pulls were wallet pulls.

>>538407083
it's probably pretty easy to roll a gorillion times and get crazy rolls like that when you can literally write off your gacha spending as a fuckin business expense
total streamer death

>>538407318
No, but umas usually seek out their future husbands and make them their trainers on their own.

>>538401094
based

>>538407401
everyone says its shit
I think its fun
bridal speed cleavage activate!

>>538407318
I don't think your own trainee would like that

lmao, what is Daiwa going to do if I fuck Curren? Quit? When nobody wants to train her?

>>538407430
The lights are on, but no-one's home.

>>538407083
So are you going to explain to us what happened here? She got double Seiun in 170 rolls. What the fuck is the problem? LUCKLET????????

>>538406723
She ended up mid due to failing a quad speed rainbow on a 3% chance (i got practice poor right before summer).
Unfortunate.

>>538407083
The gate is just hot right now is all

>new banner
>no gibs
This might actually be the greediest gacha I've played and I've played quite a few. All the initial launch pulls were just bait?

How good is Seiun-Sky? Should I try and pull her even if I can't hit the pity? How long until Tamano releases?

If all the trainers are college age, and all the Umas are high schoolers… how the fuck is ANY of this legal?

>>538407578
stop getting manipulated, retard

>>538407318
>>538407430
imagine a uma catfight in the middle of the hall

>>538407658
go ask your parents what their age gap was when they met anon, it's not gonna be pretty

>>538407650
They're called cyjews for a reason.

>>538406723
>>538407628
>turf aptitude went up
>still turf A
?

>>538400975
600/950/500/270/300 + 3 gold recoveries alone will get me B+, each golden skill adds 559 points to the score, oranges 239 and greens 130, what you suggest?