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>>535985560
I watched all of Umayon just now. Teio was really cute and bratty in it.

>>535985408
How about you explain how I'm wrong, retard. He can humble brag when he learns how to build.

Digitan LOVE

>>535985640
Fixed your Pokke.

RTTT sucks

>>535985074 #
>>535985108 #
I can do a double medium straightaway and the either: end closer straightaway or straightaway recover. Which of the two would be better?

I WILL NOT GO TO SATANO ISLAND
NO!
NO WAY!

reminder:

STOP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Jungle Pocket is ugly

>>535985987
*requests dirt shoes*

Why is acceleration not as important here as in car races?

>uma that will cook, clean your house and be your busty nagging housewife
that female trainer didn't deserve her, glad I took Air Groove from her

>>535985987
dirt shoes are free though?

Dumb question: if I grab enough star pieces of an Uma I didn't roll, can I synthesize her or something?

ATTENTION

THE UMA x TRAINER RELATIONSHIP WILL STOP

Thoughts on my f2p cm team

I want medium S and I want it NOW

>don't train unless there's 2+ rainbows
Based JP god sabotaging the westerners.

>>535986194
wtf rudolf save meeeeee

>>535986113
Air Wife.
>>535986181
yeah, but its unlikely you'll collect enough of them before getting spooked by her.

Is the 1-free-scout-per-day jig finally up?
I only have 15 horses (no Nice Nature) and this would be slightly problematic for my plan to get 60,000 carats for the Kitasan Black rerun banner.

>>535985987
i have 400 dirt shoes idgaf
play the game

Haha i got night owl and immediate energy down after another turn of +30 stamina.
Hahaha.

How hard is it to actually get an Arima Kinen ticket as a foreigner?

She said no pickles

>>535986267
post f2p goldship deck

>>535986441
>canon vs fandom uma size
gotta say i prefer the latter

>>535986441
She was so cool in Cinderella Gray, wish she existed in the game. Same with that Commodore Perry uma :(

THE GOAT

>>535986267
Your debuffers are too strong.

>>535986305
>PLEASE listen to my brown western SEA discordfag ecelebs instead

If anyone's still interested, I recorded the results of the all golshi lobby from the previous thread to determine if professor of curvature really puts a gold ship in a better position to spurt. It does not.

https://files.catbox.moe/78yxze.mp4

0:48 - 0:53 both golshis with professor activate it
1:06 professor wears off, and the golshis start to position themselves for the final spurt
1:17 my golshi (no professor btw) starts to pull ahead
1:43 final spurt starts, and one of the golshis with professor is ironically really badly positioned, behind the golshi that took first

>>535986439
just run a season in twinkle series and qualify

>>535986181
yeah but you need 150 iirc so good luck

>>535986559
Luckshit my way rerolling on kitasan banner

Vodka > Daiwa

>>535986441
forgot about that meme

>>535986808
Ouch.
Yeah, guess I will stop buying those 15k star pieces then.

>>535986113
she became our ideal trainee and we became her ideal trainer

>>535985987
For real though
I joined a random B club earlier this month expecting almost nothing
Through the month the club climbed from 17000 to 6000
Still not good, but whatever, I don't really care
The few people that were actually active would request reasonable shoes pretty much every day so I was at least steadily collecting points
Something changed in the past week though
Some dark corruption has spread through the previously tranquil club
Everybody requests nothing but fucking dirt shoes now
It has been really demoralizing.
I obviously don't give them the fucking shoes, but that means i don't get any points either

I'm honestly about ready to say fuck it and just quit. Fuck the end of month period and fuck the rewards It's a matter of principle. I don't know what spirit of niggadry possesed the members, but I'm at my wits end and frankly feel disgusted every time i open the club tab.
If you request dirt shoes, you are incapable of understanding social contract and therefore subhuman. Probably a nigger as well, doesn't really matter if physically or spiritually
Request dirt shoes = nigger
Fuck you

nyo.........

I'm not looking to win finals, I just want to get there. But I can only choose two out of the three: Maestro, minimum stats, and medium S. Is it actually possible to get there if I can't meet all three?

>>535986426
>Waste 4+ training turns due to insomnia and night owl
>Two were wasted trying to fix the fucking night owl
Pity, this could've been so much better.

>>535985987
Give me the dirt shoes white boy.

do these retards not know the fundamentals of laundering?

all pokkefags kindly kill yourselves now (she's mine)

>>535987037
you can do without medium s

>>535986194
no way fag

>>535985987
ummmmmm nyo...

motherfuck, 21 point too much

you don't need med S if you hit 1.2k speed because speed caps at 1.2k speed bwo something called terminal velocity buddy look it up in le docs (tm)

>Migraine night owl right before summer
AHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>535987572
gaslighting game

decent?

>>535987480
forgot pic

>>535986194
>I'm supposed to be afraid of this

>>535987037
There's no way to know really, who knows what the average uma will look like

>only 7 medium sparks
>somehow roll medium S at both inspirations
>creek gets stuck on her second chain event and never gives maestro
FUCK YOU GOO GOO BITCH

>>535987715
Yeah

>>535986194
Reminder that human men are for human women.

>start nice natie career
>fail 2% training
>mood down practice poor
>rest so it doesnt happen again
>sleep deprived night owl
>no more than 1 support per stat followed by migraine blues
>visit infirmary
>doesnt cure condition
>didnt even reach debut before abandoning

>>535987715
nice

ANNOUNCEMENT: stop caring about blue sparks, they’re useless. Focus on pinks and whites

>>535987572
ChanMesisters........

>>535987715
decent stat stick but pacechaser pink hurts it a bit

>>535987940
>+300 stam is useless bro

>>535987715
not really, speed sucks, you want pink sparks to be distance related, you're missing the green spark. Other than 3* Ura everything is pretty bad or meh

horse kino

>>535987906
reminds me of an old joke

>Biwa career run doing less than ideal
>Get onsen ticket
Time to lock the fuck in

Thank you bitch doctor for blessing my run.

>>535987906
You guys ever see a lynching before?

>>535987940
blue sparks are the most important ones

Anons, probably a retarded question but

Does overall uma compatibility score matter?

Like, is single circle (70 compatibility) the same as single circle (130 compatibility)?

Please tell me this is usable, genuinely had such bad luck with her recently it took me like 7 runs just to get above a B rank. Shame curvature dodged me

>>535988218
Mmmmnyeno

>>535988034
nice
https://youtu.be/VZkLDveEsnA

>>535988173
Two months ago called
Said it wants it's priorities back

I'm done, see you next cm

>>535988214
No, it scales linearly. 149 affinity gives near-similar results to 150

""""""overstammed"""""
Unless you're a sprinter with 800 stam theres no such thing for 2400m+ courses

>>535988218
>vision gold

grim.....

why didn't vodka's owner ask cygames to give her big tits like daiwa's owner did? is he stupid?

>>535988214
I'm pretty sure the score is what actually matters and the circle just gives a rough idea

my first complete Urara (second complete Uma overall)
shoutout to when she stole to jbc sprint from maruzensky going 8th to 1st in the literal last second

>>535988218
it's... a bit slow
but usable as in can win against the average joe, just not against roided out /uma/ aces
also professor curvature is shit btw

>>535988434
Vodka doesn't need big tits to be interesting

>>535988434
Vodka is already cooler

>>535988574
You are literally a homosexual

>>535988434
nah just a tomboy enjoyer

>>535988364
That's so fucked, Maruzensky is such a shit parent for Goldship, no wonder I can't get a single S rank in turf or medium.

Just checking, how do you normally pronounce this? I say "Go First F Infinity", which does sound cool as fuck.

>>535988680
goo

I think Vodka with big tits would be pretty cool guys

>>535988680
Gooiest. Fool

>>535988680
GOO FIRST FOO

>>535988539
good job

>>535988434
Someone had to put a stop to it before the "Torpedo (tits) Gap" touched off an arms race that would've ended with 110-meausurement boobies.

>>535986743
How so

>>535988680
Gundam 00 first infinity

>>535988680
Gee aught 1st eff figure eight

>>535988680
go first or goo

>>535988680
Go first forever.

>>535988795
Shut the fuck up Daiwa.

>>535988539
Congrats newfriendGOD

>>535988680
goo first

>>535988539
sovl

>>535988680
gufu

>>535988847
>>535988996
thanks

>>535988539
Bwo your Mile S? Your stamina? Unique at lvl 1? Sprinting gear on a dirter???

>>535988680
I keep asking Bourbon about it and she just looks at me then changes the topic

>>535988539
Good job, anon.

Narita Brian soon...

>>535989161
guys just new and haru does have sprints in career tbqf

>>535988641
>>535988653
>>535988864
>>535988983
You are all fucking homosexuals
You suck man dick and fuck guy ass
Literally kill yourselves you fucking pieces of shit
More importantly fuck off from my general

>>535989025
Why are the japs so obsessed with turning some mundane point into this mysterious character quirk.
Obviously Stay Gold the horse slept. Saying you never saw him falling asleep is the vaguest most retarded shit i've ever heard shut the fuck up.
Why is every single red quote completely irrelevant to the comic where he's awake at night when the quotes just say he never slacked off during the day???

>>535989161
as i said my second complete horsie
really just winged it and it worked out
>>535989223
>>535989084
thnaks

>>535989359
uh oh Daiwa melty

guys remember to catch the tenno sho
on the tenno clock sho

>>535989359
Shut the fuck up Vodka.

>>535989161
You can tell this guy was raped by someone asking the exact same thing so he's continuing the chain instead of breaking it

Curren is cuter and sexier than Daiwa anyway

>>535989359
>You suck man dick and fuck guy ass
What's the problem with that? Are you gay?

Someone please, I need to roll some more

I thought, therefore I came

The difference between no Kitasan and MLB Kitasan is insane. Like 400 Speed and 300 Power.

>>535989516
Sorry to say the entire thread thinks you are gay

>>535989561
What are you willing to do? Are you blood type O -? Got a Fresh Kidney?

i regret not buying the mayano frags from the club point shop before

>>535989412
Your welcome, remember to take it easy. This aint a job and most of your carats will come from free gibs. T

>>535989714
Fake news.

Stay Gold should be the 5th anniversary uma instead of Almond Eye to be honest

>>535989794
Vodka is so beautiful.

>"Eclipse first, the rest nowhere"
some randumb 18th century horse is considered the godfather of racing.
How fucking new of a species are these umas?

What's the disadvantage of running an uma with like a distance aptitude of B instead of A?

>tfw get fuck all out of my daily borrows
>ragepull for 50 paid carats just to feel something
>realize I'll now have to wait one more wholeass month to pull on the 1500 paid scamgacha.

>>535985829
Decided on this build with homestretch haste since the race simulator showed that said skill yielded double the result medium "-.50 vs. -.25" when both end closer debuffers were active on both end closer s-medium umas. Probably a bad move, but even Naita is a bitch to build since she can't run half the optional races I usually do with every other non-Goldship racer.

>>535989996
My cow wife after she gave birth to our 11 children.

>>535989898
oh yeah?
You want some of this?

I'm sorry for calling you guys gay and telling you to kys earlier

I felt kinda bad about it afterwards

>>535989878
>He didn't have a botnet on standby to give him 3000 CP along with 10k FP per day
Sad, you will never recover from the lack of stars

Can this Groovy win Tenno Sho Spring?

Do you have the balls to gamble your entire run?

>>535989991
>Antagonizing the uma that carries a fucking dagger everywhere
Dumb curry.

>>535990135
It happens to the best of us, don't worry. It is nice of you to come forward about it, respect.

Which uma has the cutest butthole? Would they let you use it? Would you ask to gaze at it for a while and poke it?

>>535989363
>Why are the japs so obsessed with turning some mundane point into this mysterious character quirk.
bwo they need to latch onto something to try and give each horse its shtick. It might be a bit of a stretch but if that's a famous trivia about the horse it makes sense they'd integrate it in the character design

>>535990272
fuck off succubus
i'm a pure torena-san

>>535990226
i'd bounce on that in a heartbeat

>>535989991
if raisu can't have onii-sama then nobody else will.

>>535990257
>Antagonizing the uma that carries a fucking halberd everywhere
Dumb taco.

>>535990158
No fucking way the shop had mayano fragments? I hate being a latefag...

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>535987906
having human children is human supremacy.

>>535990083
Deck?

Fuck Marry Kill
Winning Ticket
Marvelous Sunday
Mihono Bourbon

>do 1 (singular) sprint to cap off 2nd year for the 30 skill points
>sprint spark
Thank you, game. Very cool.

Remember to skip Brian

>training restricted
>on race day
gg ez

>>535990257
Does it get disabled on veterans, doesn't look like it has any downsides off career.

Daiwa Scarlet > Curen Chan

>>535990564
can't remember but us bottomfeeders have it rough when losing otherwise FREE stars every time something shows up

>>535990513
Falco strong! STRONG!

>>535989363
Why are you so angry?

>>535990585
Tazuna would instinctively whip you with her tail and then panic like crazy.

>>535990257
>Uma Stan

>>535990468
when i sparked for curren, why did I get rudolf, opera o, air groove, condor pasa, oguri cap. grass wonder, and super creek and not a single rice?
cygay hates me

>>535990203
Fug. I really need those sashes.

>>535990612
Kill all of them
Marry all of them
Fuck all of them

in that order.

>>535990679
I'll skip on your stupid mug instead.

>>535986194
Nyo.

>>535990612
Marry and fuck Tickezo. Kill nobody.

>>535990880
Would've won as Front Runner, even with the D rating.

>>535989359
>You are all fucking homosexual
Daiwa and Vodka probably, currently have the gayest relationship in the game

No other horse pairing I've seen from my career playthroughs gave me the burning feeling that they want to violently hate-fuck eachother.

>goldship has repeatable random free event that gives free mood and energy and can trigger on race days or restrict training when you want to rest or to a good type
>Oguri has double the chance to get an eating event which is easily the strongest random repeatable event
>they're both meta for CM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M NOOOOOOTICING

>>535990932
Imagine how much milk you could get out of those.

>>535990836
cute

>>535990585
How the fuck do I stop you?

>absolute dogshit run
>night owl, practice poor, slacker, constant mood downs
>S turf, S medium
it's so tiresome

>>535990509
Maybe grass should stop being a pussy bitch and get herself off the cuck chair for once then

>>535990932
Jesus fuck those are big

>>535990257
Highrolling in its purest form.

>try to get nice nature epithet
>1st or 2nd place in all races
AIIEEEE

>>535990226
based sharteen!

>>535990983
I wasn't brocked though

ningen women often say "umaxtrainer relationship is prohibited", but never why

I am a simp for air groove, im swedish btw

>>535991347
i'm trans btw if that matters

Why are there so many feeder events for multiple umas? Is this a fetish thing? These girls just won't stop eating.

>>535991328
They don't want to see ningen men happy, enjoying uma premium pussy.

>>535991047
Enough to sustain me and our three kids.

>>535991347
>swedish
>pussy-whipped
Checks out, yeah.

>>535990257
what the actual fuck is the purpose of this

>>535990083
Did you take a turn off to cure Practice Poor for the stat boost or just ride it out?

>>535990608
I have a LB0 Suzuka, but went with King Halo for that 5% Training Effectivness. I also have LB2 Dia, but Cafe is better and then borrow a MLB Creek since I am Creekless anyways...

>take Taishin over Eishin Flash for her skills
>her hints hardly ever come up
>notably few speed rainbows
Okay I'm putting Eishin Flash back on

>Gold Ship lets her hair down, instantly becomes a 10/10 beauty
>Bakushin lets her hair down, instantly becomes a 10/10 beauty
>Teio lets her hair down, instantly becomes a 10/10 beauty
Why does this keep happening?

>>535991347
>im a s swedish cuck
Yeah, sounds bout right

>>535990679
I will skip courting her and go straight into raping, yes.

>>535991347
This except Jamaican

>>535991040
If you lose with those two on your team you are a bad trainer~

on pace chasers (assuming 350 wit), which is better for this CM?
>prof of curvature
>3 mid race skills + tail

>>535991162
You can't.
Even a flood could only temporarily delay me; but I will always return to sniff and hump those butts.

playing through Ryan’s story and so far it’s kind of like Vodka, pretty embarrassing when it comes to anything related to love

MARUFREAKY

where is special week's father

>>535991709
I love these cute dummies.

>>535991435
You see the joke is, she eats a lot and is a country bumpkin. Despite that she's able to run very fast and is a legend in her own right.

>>535991624
short hair doesn't just work for everyone, plus long straight hair is pretty, which is one of the reasons why BLACKS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY LMAO

>>535991593
I cure poor practice when I need to rest for stamina. I also fix her mood asap after the bad event happens. Honestly her career is very easy and I think people just don't know how to plan things out. The hardest thing for her is getting enough skill points for all the skills you want, as usally I would easily have enough for at least two more skills on everyone else.

>>535991825
Probably dead because he was unable to live in a world without his wife

>>535991583
gamburu

>>535991825
would be funny if it was sunday silence

>max hints before debut
is this the run?

Is CM registration today?

>>535991347
As always, Europeans have superior taste.

>>535991194
>undertrained at end of classic year
>run in kikusha show career race
>1st place
>next turn run QE2 cup
>1st place
>next turn run japan cup hoping for the debuff to increase my chance at placing third
>1st place
>after that race the acupuncturist appears and i get a successful charming
WHAT THE FUCK

>>535991435
Taishin is the only uma wife you could live with outside of the academy without going bankrupt from absurd food costs.

>>535990272
She probably stalks trainers social media...(if trainer uses social media)

>>535991825
I am her father, I am also her lover

>>535991709
I didn't think cows were able to do that.

>>535992015
>sweds
>european
lmao those blacked cucks are as european as brits

STOP GIVING ALL THE UMAS THE FREAKY LONG TONGUE!

>>535991889
Bakushin especially has no fucking business becoming so goddamn gorgeous just from untying her ponytail. Umatail? I dunno.

>>535992125
but it's lore accurate

>>535991889
LMAO

>>535991421
Why is she like this

>>535991347
>swedish
>likes the NTRbait horse
Like a moth to a flame

>>535991583
the negatives you can fix with skill points and later learn the positive versions of them, the velocity skill is extreme gambling though

Does anyone have a collection of these Satono Crazy Diamond gifs/mp4s? I find them to be really funny for some reason

>>535991624
gold ship already had her hair down she's just a retard

>>535992125
No

>>535992163
>fake retard that's actually super smart and pretty
>>535992243
thank you, I'm here all week!

>>535992295
>NTRbait horse
is that a thing or is this just something you are trying to make a thing?

>>535991027
maybe you should get some friends

>>535991805
I want to nerd out about car stuff with Maruzensky.

>>535992243
OGURI NO!
SOMEONE CALL FENOME- FENOMENO NO!

>>535992389
NTR design

>>535986305
Probably the most harmful advice i've seen passed around so far

>>535991027
>schizophrenic /u/tranny
>shitting up a thread with HIS(MALE) garbage opinions
>reddit spacing
adds up

>>535992002
NO YOU IDIOT YOU LITERALLY MISSED THE REGISTRATION WINDOW AND ARE IN GROUP B NOW

>>535992342
lol tama bullying

>>535991715
metagods please answer...

How passable is this? ignore the kyoto green I thought it said tokyo

Also training debuffers is way more cancerous than training aces

>>535992497
so its just something you are trying to make a thing
thanks for the clarification

>>535992332
Her stupid hat and straps are a tremendous debuff. I honestly think she does it on purpose to avoid looking like a taller, bustier McQueen, totally mogging her in the process. So courteous.
>>535992365
Is the fake retard thing actually real? Does she acknowledge that she knows her trainer is bullshitting her in the campaign?

what are like the top 3 skills to farm white sparks on?

>>535992295
but isn't the trainer (you) that is doing the ntr by taking air groove from the female trainer that was training her the second air groove breaks off with her?
We don't even wait for an hour for them to work it out before we swoop in, even Hishi supports it kek

>surely the curse of bad rng on Taishin will move on after I take a nap
>2nd place in debut
>2nd place satsuki sho
>3rd place in derby
I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE WITH THIS STUPID BITCH

>>535986305
can't wait to rack my free wins from 500 stam 600 guts aces that were following this retard's advice for cm lol

>>535992675
You being in denial won't change the truth

>>535992412
Maybe you should get fucked in the ass

>>535992678
>Does she acknowledge that she knows her trainer is bullshitting her in the campaign?
Unironically yes. It's the entire joke really, she is fully aware of torena bullshitting her, but also that he does it out of care and love to make her happy.

>click on training
>"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH????"

>>535992761
your tears are so delicious

>>535992701
You will basically always be buying corner recovery, then there's corner adept, slipstream (works on all styles except front), ramp up, playtime's over, tail held high

Air WIFE

>>535991889
why does she wear her watch the wrong way

I don't have super creek, should I just unlock her potential?

>>535992880
don't forget groundwork

>>535992708
Didn't we also do the same to Mihono Bourbon's former trainer? Damn, I love being an NTR chad.

>>535990240
>>535990640
Wife

>>535992203
all thanks to you bro

>>535992678 >>535992803
>does she know?
>>535992914
tell me you're underage without actually telling me

I don't care for any of these anime horses besides Daiwa Scarlet

>>535992559
>reddit spacing
It's called a paragraph, ever heard of em?

>>535992798
That’s not going to help cure your mental illness

35195262 cm room
bring whatever dumb shit you got

>>535992985
Groundwork is really only relevant on fronts though granted once Seiun Sky drops every lobby will just be fronts

>>535992914
That's how women wear watches, gay men wear them like that too sometimes, it's like a gay dogwhistle.

>watching Cinderella Gray
>so many cool characters and amazing designs
>they can never be in the game because they are manga OCs/none has their actual real horse name
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME????

I rejected Dia

>>535992761
>rolls for trash shitma
>complains that trash shitma is trash
Should've rolled for Wife Falcon.

just got my third onsen ticket with Maru
stupid hag

>>535992992
why's a burger own a naginata?
fucking horse weeb

>>535992803
based disinfo spreader

>>535992785
what truth?
>NTR design
is just your opinion
which you are 100% entitled to
this isnt an attack on you or anything anon

>finish with 96 pts
>get the aoi end runner debuff
>91 pts cost
That was close.
I guess this is it for my Evil Wonder.

>>535992803
Kek, that's beautiful. Goldshi taking off her hat is the same energy as a Dragonball character taking off their weighted training armor.
>she is fully aware of torena bullshitting her, but also that he does it out of care and love to make her happy
Awwww. With self awareness like that it makes you wonder why she acts like such a dipshit at all times. I mean she's obviously very dumb, she fails all her academic tests, but she's clearly class rep for a reason if she's covertly so emotionally mature.

>you favorite uma cooks this slop
how do I convince them to stop

>>535993047

>>535993151
that and the earring
>>535993204
>reddit tachy

>>535993147
Is seiun's unique really that impactful?

what's the plan for gemini cup bwos, taurus is a wash so i might as well get a leg up for the next one

>>535992640
>doesn't hit end closers

>>535993271
It tastes good tho

4chan and reddit are made for each other, so I married Tachy

>>535991435
>>535991886
I don't know for the others but oguri it really was like that, all the retard did was race eat and sleep, he even ate the hay bed he slept in

I remember reading some post about him trying to eat a tree at some point

>>535993151
>it's like a gay dogwhistle.
It's a military larp whistle

>>535993097
Are you sure? I heard it does wonders to those diagnosed with severe homophobia.

>>535993248
>sees or hears thing
>his first instinct is to compare it to dragonball
why are third worlder (LatinX) like this?

>>535993271
i'm perfectly fine with this except i'd much rather the carrot be raw

>>535993369
ketchup automatically makes it garbage

>>535993271
I'm surprised the carrot keeps the shape

>>535993271
Anon, this is just a meatball with a carrot in it. One of the most basic of foods.

fuck it i'm making a second account to farm my own guests, i don't want to spend carrats to replenish my energy

>>535993401
The bestest fat fuck ever.

>>535993395
congrats

>>535993428
and you're larping to have a brain, or an IQ over 60

>>535992761
>F O U R RAINBOW SPEED TRAINING AFTER THE SCRIPTED MOOD REALLY FUCKING DOWN EVENT
> A W F U L MOOD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>535991889
a lot of watches will just shift like that if you don't clip them hard enough

>>535992678
she has to wear the silly hat or else she mogs the rest of the cast too hard. it's an act of fairness towards everyone else

>>535993306
it's an accel boost when you're in front, it's good to complete the groundwork/concentration package and way easier to get than Twin Turbo's gold

>>535993640
>meatball
How is that a meatball?

>>535993475
but is Worchester sauce ok babby??

>>535993462
It's not that deep, anon. Or maybe Golshi is too powerful for you to comprehend.

>>535993306
It's Ryan/Taiki's unique but it activated when you're in first, so if you've built your front runner correctly it plus Red Shift should put you so far ahead that it's impossible for the runners behind to catch up.

>>535993120
They raped me

>>535993673
Reatard.

>>535993679
didnt ask? how does this relate to the quoted post you NIGGER!?

>>535993726
it's a ball made out of minced meat

>>535992678
>Is the fake retard thing actually real? Does she acknowledge that she knows her trainer is bullshitting her in the campaign?
from what I heard about the devs never said anything about it, but the "bakushin knows you are bullshiting her" is a popular theory among the nips, I choose to believe it because it makes bakushin even cuter

>>535993438
I don't have anything against gays I just hate mentally ill people like you that try to project his insecurities

>>535993652
Fatty love!

>>535993752
i see how important the fov skills are, the golshi event was another damn tutorial. cygods i kneel.

>>535993462
Would you be okay if that anon compared it to some seasonal moeshit instead?

>>535993678
>hot spring ticket from the raffle
NOT LIKE THIS HOLY FUCK
I DON'T WANT TO POP MY CHERRY WITH HER

>>535993202
Because she is a beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko

>>535993640
>>535993726
Its more meatloaf except they put the sauce on top after they cook in instead of before

Narita Brian kisses taste sweet

>>535993710
It should be a crime for this unhinged chaotic fuckwit to be so pretty.

>>535993367
man these fucking bitches didn't want to put out. Feels like I either go for every hint and fail halfway through career or try to balance things out and (barely) finish with mediocre skills

>>535993938
The cutest too.

>>535993904
and I'd rather trust the original, and FAR smarter (high IQ) community over whatever some westoid tranny or y/u/ri nigger thinks is tru

>>535993880
I don't think you've ever seen a ball.

>goldshit
lol

Need choco wife

Carrots are gross

>dogshit run with goldship
>med s pops
>left-handed pops
>spring runner
>standard distance
>slipstream
>ramp up
>swinging maestro chain is finished
Haha fuck this shit.

These American hours are so fucking bad holy shit

>>535994114
post your favorite horse anon

>>535994114
>a McQueen made this post

>>535994190
I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>535993904
Yeah, when there's so much fanart all for this very specific idea, I have to believe there's a basis for it. Maybe it's more obvious in Japanese.

>>535994084
i am looking at my balls as i type this

>>535994190
all veggies are gross, everything should be covered in msg.

>>535993710
How else would Cygames sell her other skins?

>both country bumpkins
>both gluttons
>both best girls
>never interacted outside of UmaYuru from what I’ve seen so far

>>535994386
Umayon too.

>>535993919
Interesting. What is this insecurity?

>>535994281
SHUT THE FUCK UP! EXPLODE!

These Europoor hours are so fucking bad holy shit

>>535992678
>>535993904
Bakushin has the exact same sakura eyes as Urara. I feel like that's proof positive that she shares the retard gene.

>>535994386
Protagonists of different generations

>>535994386
spe is the one for me

>>535994386
In the first episode there's a gag where Special Week has too much rice on her plate, while Oguri is seen casually erasing a mountain of food just out of frame behind her.

Today is my 30 day in game.
>43 million fans
>307 pvp wins
I'm fine.

>>535986305
It is unironically good advice if you are running a 4-2 deck.

Her mother was right.

>>535994680
Nah if it's early game you want to take single rainbows occasionally to level your facility, otherwise when the doubles and triples actually turn up you'll be missing out on gains

>0 sweep tosho
is my account bricked

>>535994570
What is it that makes King Halo genuinely care about Urara, when normally she loves to boast about her superiority over other umas?

>>535994781
just give her a better mom/dad lol

>>535994781
That halo was blessed with great rivals and an amazing trainer?

I'm confusion too..

>>535994803
this most be the best mislead to fuck over globaltards yet lmao

>>535994573
True but Oguri does appear in S1
>>535994592
Same here but I have a weakness for white haired woman, so I’ll settle for a country bumpkin harem.
>>535994601
>showing trainer her racing attire and thong

It's my fault. I'm sorry that the thread isn't better...

i love tachyon's smug fucking face

>>535994864
>when normally she loves to boast about her superiority over other umas?
Did you not run her career or something? That doesn't describe her at all.

>Tachyon chaotic good wizard
>Goldship chaotic neutral skald
>Rudolf lawful good paladin
>Natie neutral evil rogue
Can my party survive their first adventure?

>>535994542
Releasing her as a 3 star is criminal.
>>535994781
How do people fail the debut? Just put them on front runner, preferences be damned, and they'll win every time.

>>535995028
>this is le funny xd
lol gold shit

I just want to cream pie my uma wife forever

>>535994803
Early game you care about gauges not rainbows. Your speed cards should be clustering together anyway.

I made an end-closer miles Mayano, it may be a little retarded but I got a hot spring ticket out of it

>>535995067
>How do people fail the debut? Just put them on front runner
I've lost way too many times with Suzuka or Bourbon to trust this advice.

>>535994864
her being an ojousama is just a facade

>>535994864
My wife has good maternal instincts.

>>535994864
>when normally she loves to boast about her superiority over other umas?
does she? she doesn't really compare herself to others iirc, just vaguely says she's first rate. even her two groupies follower her because she takes care of them

>>535994864
because she is a real king

>>535994864
She doesn't actually boast about her superiority in a serious way anyway, she doesn't actually think that she's above anyone and pretty much never puts anyone down by lording over her "first rateness", her mom's legacy just fucked her up.

>>535995098
Mayano Top CUTE

>>535994864
they're roommates

Is it normal to get an average of <5 single rainbows and 0-1 double rainbows a year (with 0 triple or quad rainbows the entire career) when running 4 speed cards? Speciality priority is 100, 60, 50, and 35. I've just run 4 careers with these results as the average.

>>535994864
>when normally she loves to boast about her superiority over other umas?
faggot over here talking about shit he THINKS to know through fan art again, when her career makes it clear that this isn't even remotely the case

Zoomer TL;DR: Retarded nigger faggot.

>>535995006
She loathes Special Week at least.

Why are you guys so upset all the time anyway? Can't you have fun without acting like an angry teenager?

>>535994386
irl spe was not a glutton though

what's the retention line for tier 6 again?

>>535995468
460k currently.

>Special Week was so avoidant that it's summer of Senior Year and she had 1 pip of friendship
Always on the fucking borrow runs. I'll do a meme build after this and it'll run like a fucking dream.

My wife and our special needs daughter.

>>535995426
based

How many hours for Brian?

>another run with barely any rainbows or anyone bunching up together
I THOUGHT KITA-SAN WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM SIT TOGETHER WHY CAN'T I HAVE IT

i honestly replied to the nigger faggot instead of brushing it off for badmouthing King Halo.

>>535995527
500k points is enough for the week I guess

>>535995672
I think an hour and 50 mins

>>535994864
You don't need to proclaim your superiority when its already obvious. First rate Umas don't punch down.

Hachimi

>>535995672
109 minutes my brother

guess who's spooking you today?

>>535995409
Look, I can believe umas merely pretending to be retarded, but I don't believe umas merely pretending to be bitches. Halo projecting her own insecurities doesn't mean she isn't a cunt.

>>535995843
Yeah right, I wish.

>>535995457
getting into pissy little catfights so you can feel like the smartest guy in the room is one of the cornerstones of 4chan culture

>>535995706
KB is busted for her own 100 priority but she still has to show up at all and the rest peak at like 60-85

>>535995708
Understandable.
Slander against the King warrants a beheading.

>>535995426
>special week loves her mothers
>her mothers love her back
>king halo's mom is a bitch to her
I relate btw

>>535995843
my sovereign

>>535995843
her but on my bed

>>535995708
We hate King Gaylo here.

>>535995619
When Trainer and King Halo finally move in together does urara get first dibs on picking a room or?

>>535996001
Dude this is a boy

>>535993401
>I remember reading some post about him trying to eat a tree at some point
Too bad he never met Sergeant Reckless.
Breeding the two would have created foals able to feed on toxic waste or metal.

In this game real nobility is about holding yourself to high standards and setting an example for others. Not talking down to the poors.

>>535995843
I would cheat on my wife Teio with her.

>>535993120
surprisingly no golshis in sight to keep the 1 speed urara company in the back

>>535996083
stop having homo vision

Who are the next legends race horses?

>>535996083
out of 10!

>>535995843
spooked

How do Opera and Rice Shower not lose their stupid hat crown when running at top speed? Is that shit glued to their hair?

>>535996106
Based MejiroGOD putting Pretender Halo in her place

>>535996062
Yeah, she even gets to choose the paint.

>stop farming for 3* and start focusing on making aces
>suddenly start getting 3*s
huh

>>535995982
>Loses to spe in career
>Her own mother calls her useless and glazes Spe
I can't imagine the bullshit Halo went through before getting into Tracen

>>535996178
>no nature on sight

>>535996083
Explain this then, gayboy.

>>535996192
Winning Ticket, Vodka, and Teio in that order

>>535996083
well this boy has a top tier pussy then

How much Wit does an Ace (Oguri, specifically) need for being vaguely reliable in CM: 300,400, more?

>>535995870
anon the only cunt that could remotely apply is uma A who talked shit about urara letting her fanclub bribing her way to the arima kinen (even though the whole point of it is the fans seeing the horses they love run, uma A is just bitching she isn't loved enough to be even considered KEK).
King halo doesn't do anything remotely close to that to other umas, she does admit to resent special week, Seiun Sky and the other umas of her generation at her last race because of her hangs up with her mother, but she immediately tells them she is glad that they are her rivals, king halo is anything but a bitch

With how my danchou is talking I think my club is gonna die bwos. Might need to make room for UmaDash refugees at the start of the next month.

>>535995870
she never really acts like a bitch at all though, you're just assuming she does because of her archetype

>>535996401
>win against spe
>mom calls her to stop making spe look bad
Fuck that bitch

>>535996539
Anything more than 400 is a waste on any Ace.

>>535996385
>Tryhard run
>miss out on gold skills from SSRs despite obscene stats for those checks
>Casual parent run
>Special Needs, McQueen and Rice Shower give me their shit without issue by end of classic year

>>535996106
I love the closeup shot where their pupils dilate on the final stretch.

>>535996178
That's gotta be edited right?
How in the hell do you do that

Help. This country bumpkin is deeply attached to me. What do

Which Shitshin would be better for CM?

narita brian ace just imagine it

Be honest, is King a dork?

>>535996430
trainers that marry their trainee must have a happy life, no money problem, no sex problem, kids every year, and a wife strong enough to protect you from almost everything

>>535996891
You'd have an easier time just making a Gold Shit

>>535996891
the bricked one

>>535996837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdYwICNPDwI

>>535996891
the maestro one even if skills are shit

>>535996836
Accept your fate and say hello to your two mother-in-laws.

>>535996891
right will at least proc her recovery skills

>>535996729
failing speed training until career fails I guess

>>535996891
left but this is not good enough

Why are people so mean to Curren-chan..............

>>535996945
Yes.
Most of the cast are dorks.

>>535997005
Both are bricked.
>>535996984
2 end-closers is a secret meta.
>>535997045
I started playing three weeks ago... I'm trying.

what does dork even mean

>>535997107
only gays are mean to her

>>535996560
I'm not suggesting she's a cunt in general, at worst King Halo is a very sore loser. Consider that if Halo were in McQueen or Bourbon's positions and jobbed to Rice Shower just shy of attaining her hall of fame; would she resent her? If she would then she's automatically an apex bitch.

>>535996560
Every time I see someone talking shit about Haru I get this urge to murder them
It's a normal reaction, right?

i can't believe she did it

>>535985643
>no results on yandex, iqdb, even tried google
If you have a sauce, could I have it please?

>>535997324
stop being mean to her anon...

>>535997274
If you have to ask, you're a dork.

>>535985560
>when I haven't started breeding for CM.

Went through Narita Taishin career. It kinda doesn't make sense with all those girls taunting her etc.

Look at this reddit character

>>535997112
Are you a dork?

IMAGINE FAILURE

>>535997530
>no stamina
>no maestro
>no S
It's glue.

>>535997451
>when I haven't started breeding
frfr

>>535995426
>Resents special week
>still distracts the journalists so they won't notice special week crying after her defeat and let her have some time alone
>the clueless journalists bitch about how king is a nepo baby for daring to make them change their SCHEDULES and how she should be modest after winning the FUCKING DERBY
>mom bitches to halo that she made special week look bad
fuck her mom and total nip journalist death

>>535996385
yup. I guess going over 600 does matter after all huh

>>535997373
I'd kill every single one of you if it made my horse's life even 0,01% better

>>535997530
>no medium S
>no dominator
bricked

>>535997684
Opera bros...

For some reason I always assumed that Bakushin was flat as a board, it just fit her personality in my mind. She's actually exactly middle of the road for boobs.

>>535997473
>people bully umamusume for something out of her control which leads the uma to develop self confidence issues which we help her work through via making her win races and just being generally kind to her, thus proving her antagonists wrong.
sounds normal to me

>>535997414
I'm only mean to her in the bed

>>535997684
raped

>>535997473
umas never made fun of her, it was h*man w*men from her old school who taunted and bullied her for being short.

>>535997915
And they were right

>>535997661
Always have been

I accidently skipped through my wife Maruzensky's hotspring event because I didn't even know I had gotten the ticket with her. Is there an archive somewhere.

>>535997734
>special week crying after her defeat
That’s why I’m not strong enough to play King’s career. I don’t want to hurt Special Week…

>>535997780
>we will never get a completed chart of this

help my uma folder is suddenly full of curren chans

>>535998000
Yeah

>>535997952
*rapes you*

>>535997734
>she should be modest
Well yeah, she should be.
That's the difference between a champion and a legend.

>>535998051
Help with what... exactly...?

>>535997734
>me before the career
Oh the annoying bitch character guess something for everyone
>after the career
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE KING

>>535997915
I know, that makes even less sense.
>Yes lets bully someone who's strong enough to run 60 km/h and does 200 kg squat for warmup surely nothing can go wrong

>>535996945
A massive one
But she is also cute and has a heart of gold behind her ojou semi-facade

>>535998051
ummm... thats curren kun...

I wish horses were real

>>535998000
Unfortunate

>>535998147
*rapes you back*

>>535998289
In Japanese, the plural is just horse.

>>535998005
It's okay i'll be running Kingu careers just to perpetually mog Special Needs every Derby.

>>535997780
God the Nakayama Festa concept was so good, I wish we got it

>>535998289
Did you know that horses are both real AND lay eggs?

>>535998182
I love depressed umas

so close... just wanted to see if i get get triple 1000s

>>535998005
Have you not seen the npcs crying as they pass behind you when the race finishes? it's a horsey horse world out there

Ummm... Guys?
I've been thinking, but how come we never seen fathers of umas? What the heck happened to them? They just.. disappeared and are never seen.
Guys, I think this whole Uma relationship with toreinas might be more sinister than I thought. Either toreinas die with their bodies crushed from mating or they get sent away to some unknown place.
I think we need to bring this to public attention.

>>535997780
>grown ass women like McQueen and Suzuka are flatter than Haru
grim

>>535998209
What was she gonna do?
Hurt them and reduce her chances of getting into tracen?
She just had to deal with it anon, its an emotional trauma for her and it doesnt always have to make sense.

>>535996106
Why are there so many more camera angles in portrait mode than horizontal?

>>535998334
>>535998410
I want to have sex with real horse and cuddle it after while the owner watches

>>535997780
>>535998395
>Thought Festa was wearing a white top and the cord was the outline of her MASSIVE tits

>>535998468
Pretty sure we see NTR's dad in RTTT

>>535998005
>that's the face spe-chan makes if she doesn't finish at least at top 5
special week has the best faces kek

>>535998468
We literally meet Bourbons father in person, and we exchange emails with both of Taikis parents.

>>535998147
Not if i rape you first.

wtf are these sluts doing? fucken stop wait for me

it blows my mind everyday how big marvelous is

Symboli Kris S when

>second godess event no medium spark
glue

>>535998503
Shouldn't the flat umas be at an advantage for weight and aerodynamics?

>>535998468
We see both Diamond's and Kitasan's dads in S3.

>>535998547
Legal issues in the Umaworld must be pretty difficult, charges would probably be upgraded to use of lethal force just from them pushing or striking someone hard enough.

>>535993351
My plan is Taishin end, suzuka front with seiun unique, and evil nature

I am an ojii-san. Please give me an uma.

>>535998786
Would you say her marvelous chest makes you wonder?

>>535996385
desire detector is real

>>535998834
>he didn't make double circle parents for gold inspirations
your own fault

Would you watch smart Falcon's twerking videos?

Teio doggy style

>>535998786
>sloppa still can't get fingers right
sunday deserves better, fuck you

I really wish my Air Groove wasn't stuck in sprint prison.

MY plan is Taishin sex, suzuka sex with rice unique sex and evil mayano sex

>>535998468
Blessings by the three goddesses allow two umas to make a baby.

What's the best use for my daily borrows if I don't have good parents of my own, I've been cucked of 3 sparks so much

>>535998871
bigger tits move center of mass to front which allows for longer stride
oguri wouldn't have to narutorun if she had super creeks dangling in fro0nt

>>535999013
it's impossible since I want to have Taiki and Maruzensky as my parents

>7 sparks needed to turn her into a mile runner
fine... now go do those missions...

>>535999145
just borrow a 9 stam and keep doing runs as normal

>>535998871
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING FLAT SHE IS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535998974
>>535999106
Oh, that does it. Now you're gonna get it!

>>535999102
At least have the decency to draw yurislop yourself.

>coombrained general
>nothing of value being posted
so this is how it dies

>>535999102
Pardon my interruption...

Sharing a drink with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing a hug with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing a meal with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing a seat with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing your feelings with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing an apartment with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing a bed with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing the bills with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing a bank account with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing happy moments with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing sad moments with Mayano Top Gun and comforting eachother. Sharing your goals with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing your life with Mayano Top Gun. Sharing the happiest moments of your life with your dedicated, adorable wife, Mayano Top Gun.

Hey

I had a dream Sirius Symboli was choking me and now I piss blood

>>535999492
>Sharing your feelings
bro