Thread 718136129

Your students would hate you for being fat. Lose some weight, sensei.

>>718136129 (OP)
dead faggot game

>>718136341
hurt

>>718136341
>dead
Numbers steadily going up.
>faggot
Is actually filled with all kinds of body types and personalities in order to fit every criteria.
>game
One of the best there is.

>>718136514
What would the numbers look like if we excluded all the people without soul?

Eugh

We're ACCELERATING, bros.

>>718136569
0 in every bar because only retarded whales wastes money on gachas

>>718136812
>NY.Akari
That glutton bitch was hungry for my cock because she spooked me during Seia banner.

When is yellow Chokmah coming back? Don't tell me I leveled up my Meru for nothing.

>>718137162
What does Meru even do? I'll need to level up my Chinese commie... wait, no, that's wrong. My Soviet Chinese. No, that's not it either. My Sex Marina.

>>718136129 (OP)
Glamping pointer

>>718137283
>What does Meru even do?
DoT dmg, she's good for first event challenge vs pancake too.

>>718137569
Yeah, I think I have that covered by Marina and TWO (2) rats.

>>718136129 (OP)
I can't get a burger right now.

>>718136129 (OP)
I'm 50kg though...

>>718137770
I wish he'd promote healthy food instead of goy feed
>>718137772
doesn't count if you're asian/SEA

>>718136514
SUPREMACY

>>718137847
Get over it

>>718138008
I miss the first world trash food. It's all some no-name shitty brads now. What am I supposed to eat and drink during the FRRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKA? Well, I guess, there's still alcohol...

>>718138120
thank capitalism
the market is literally controlled by chosen few companies

>>718136514
>>718137872
Rent-free, as always. Now, spend that money. You wouldn't do it for free, would you?

not beating the insecure faggot allegations.

How many hours of chill do we have until the spammer wakes up from his sleep?

>>718139580
For what?

>>718139580
The more he spams the less he shitposts on vaca, I say that's a win win situation

Fried Students Archive
choose between this or the pan-pan thread

Is it safe to post our favorite students? Can't wait to dickroll for Fuuka in very near future. Hoping to pick up Mine spook.

I don't play BA, but I NEED Hoshino's cunny on my face.

>>718140009
Is eating fried food in the morning allowed?

I lost like 40 kilos in 3 years, I think I'm good.

Being a NEET SUCKS.

Hey sensei

>>718137770
Imagine taking a hike in the forest and come across something like this.

>>718141374
my Migga!

>>718136129 (OP)
I know my students hate me for being fat, I hate myself for it too. I just don't have the mental discipline to stop eating bad foods so much, and going to the gym 3-4 times a week isn't helping me when I'm still shoveling slop down the hatch.
>>718139580
Not many. I don't know who it is but he's been a real annoyance.
>>718140767
Take it from someone who's NEETed for 9 months and is now a wagie for 6 months - it's not any better. You'll feel miserable with both, except one gives you time and the other gives you money.

>>718138783
As you browse our thread.

>>718141374
>>718141993

>>718139580
Not long enough. Bro really just up and decided to make himself a personality and makes annoying as fuck posts every thread. God forbid you call him out on it otherwise you're an ERPtroon.

>>718140009
There's a panpan thread?

>>718136529
yeah the numbers on your scale fatty, kek

>>718144180
sechi fell off

>>718144286
Lmfao based. Imagine thinking this fucking trash dogshit is 'one of the best there is'

>>718144180
no way they're just drinking tea and having this much fun

I love my wife Hanuma Makoto.

damn so 7am is when the SEAmonkies all wake up on /v/ huh?

>>718136812
sorry babe, but im saving for Fuuka.

>>718136129 (OP)
But I did, I lost 35 kilos.

>>718145934
I mean it's the same banner. The real news is that they're running the NY gluttons together with the Christ(mas) Knights.

>>718143969
ywnbaw

>>718146028
Oh, my mistake.

>>718139580
>>718139957
>>718142106
>>718143969
I'm not a spammer and I'm here to stay. Learn to deal with it.
Akane Love!

>>718140053
It's never safe for you to post, ERPnigger.

>>718146650
>>718146720
Samefag
I meant the scat poster btw. But since scatposter = Akane poster it doesn't make any difference.

>>718136129 (OP)
op why are you Polish?

>>718147335
why are you filipino?

>>718147247
seething erptroon

>>718147852
How many vaccines did you take?

>>718146650
Thanks for ruining these threads, avatar faggot, lying cunt
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714806048/#714809330

Yep thread's over.

>>718148863
Don't post cute students or the next pictures posted ITT might be scat, courtesy of Akane anon.

>>718136741
ughfh

Wait akanefag is the mikaschizo who have been spamming scat in /bag/ for years?

>>718149141
There is a high chance of this being the case since Akane ritual post and Mikaschizo happen at the same time usually. Scat posting in /trash/ and in ERP gacha threads in /v/ also happens when he wakes up mysteriously...

Stream when?

>>718149323
Mental illness. The guy recently got exposed in /bag/ because another anon got his mobile ISP. Lives somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona.

>>718136129 (OP)
>cola and sòy flakes
these are the people telling you meat is le bad for you

>>718149665
doesn't he use ecker or cucker?

>>718149141
Real Akaneanon here.
No, I'm not the Mika schizo, no, I'm also not the scat poster. When I caused havoc among ERPfags it was with my poetry and magic words, nothing else, nothing more
>>718146650
This guy for example is not me.

Because things are getting out of hand with copycats and confusion, I will post less Akane and just my classic ritualpost, which means if you see anyone posting Akane and saying weird things, or baiting anon, that's not me.
From now on, I will only post one Akane, my classic Akane picture of Sensei hugging her.

>>718149637
*flips*

>>718150454
By the way, I don't post on the general of Blue Archive of /vg/. I have really strict rules, among them, I don't post on /vg/.
Well, that's all.
REMEMBER. If you are anyone posting Akane outside my ritualpost, that's not me.
That's the only Akane I will post from here on now.

>>718136514
>love and deepspace that high
Is there really that many women and gays playing gacha?

>>718150454
how will we know it's really you? other anons can post that Akane picture too
>>718150567
r-rude!

>>718142106
Just STOP eating after 8pm until 10am you nagger

>>718143010
Just look at the filename of this guy. So remember, if you see anyone weird, or something beyond my classic ritualpost, that's not me.
Well, that's all for Akaneanon, from here on now, I will only lurk in the shadows.
>>718150943
There's no real way to prove that I'm the real one except for one thing, you will see less Akane from here on now. And the people that will post Akane pretending to be me, will post other pictures besides my classic ritualpost. They will also accuse others of being ERPfags. In reality those guys are the real ERPfags which seem to be bothered by me causing their threads to be pruned, or the fact that by bringing attention to them, another schizo decided to fuck with their threads, the scatfag.
Anyways, that's all.

>>718151130
Addendum.
One final detail. Another way you will recognize that's not me, the real Akaneanon, is the fact, the other copycats never deny being the Mikafag, or the scatfag, instead they will bother other anons.
So yeah, if you see anything besides Akane Love and what I did while doing my dailies (bonds, story, drills, the raid, cafe), that's not me.
Once again, that's all.

>>718151130
>tranny.png
>that's not me!
No shit, Sensei.

>except for one thing, you will see less Akane from here on now.
that's what they want though. keep posting, king.

>>718151396
It's a tough call, let's make a thing, until this thing calms for a while, I will be more subtle.
Anyways, see you later.

>>718150693
Just look at how many people play Blue Archive.

>>718137162
Assuming acceleration doesn't change it, in 2 more raids.
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Limit_Break_Assault#tabber-JP

>>718151130
>In reality those guys are the real ERPfags
Nope. You are just really obnoxious. You samefag so fucking much it's insane: >>718151396

I love my wife Haruka!

>>718151917
That's not me, but whatever. I already said what I had to say, later.

>later
>later
>see you later
>still here
lying must be as natural as breathing to you

>>718152450
Hiyori by Disney

kek this fucking sperg

>>718136514
>Below fujo idol rhythm game
It's over.

>>718152559
kek shut the fuck up

.

What make you guys acting like some obnoxious tranny on his period?
>>718155249
>>718155035
>>718154842

>>718155625
Read this thread, we don't like him either. Do us a favor and report his ass, thanks.

>>718155625
If you're too stupid to notice a false flag, then no answer will satisfy you

>>718155950
No need to save face, gook cunt

soon

>>718156242
why? we're getting raids and events every week now, no reason to retire

>>718156304
I'll get bitched at

>>718149045
damn, akane anon is not only an erp cringelord but also a scatfag? amazing!
>>718156242
>playing with my phone works fine
>steam version won't let me use my account
nothing will change

>>718156903
I read that you just have to relink your steam account to use your actual nexon account

>>718158661
Tried that last night, didn't do shit. Relinked my google AND steam account to my nexon thing, neither did shit. Saw a review saying he did fix it with a ton of back and forth, which essentially mirrors my day one Steam experience.

The other thread is better

>>718161057
Does it have ERP?

>>718162918
no

>>718136129 (OP)
>cereal in bags
Do Americans really?

>>718161057
then link it fag cuz i can't find it when searching for hte usual

>>718136129 (OP)
Isn't this a pedo game?

>>718162984
I just looked and it has Neru posting lol.

>>718164576
guess we're thinking of different threads then

>>718164382
Yeah and a lot of subhumans that play it are in fact pedo(look ibuki poster) but you don't need to be a pedo to play it, you just won't enjoy it fully.

>no one talking about the game in their daily stealth general thread
>not even flooding the thread with pics like they usually do
>just the ritual posting akanefag lying and shitposting nonstop
>this is the entire thread
And you wonder why you fags get made fun of so much, how embarrassing.

>>718147852
Take your fucking meds, akaneschizo

It's your fault for letting him post the ugly grandma. /bag/chads don't have this problem.

>>718167027
/bag/ has Mika spammer problem rn it seems, shame because I like her

I love Mika

>>718167268
My Migga!

>>718167027
>this vg general does not have this problem
instead it has 20 others including avatar fagging and other garbage

>>718167027
He's been told to fuck off several times already but he's just like "nuh uh" then calls you an erptroon just for finding his posts annoying as fuck. I blame horse anon.

if you're a newcutie makes sure you spend your AP only after reset in 1h! double exp incoming

>>718136129 (OP)
~~Cyber~~ reminder

Thanks for the coins

>>718168970
did he at least change his team each time he attacked you?

>>718168970
as expected from worst fox fags

>>718169132
Seia is good, whole fox squadron is shit though.

Every problem with both /v/ and /vg/ would be solved with IDs

>>718136514
im surprised puzzle and dragons is still kicking

>>718169045
No, just rearranged them once he lost twice

>>718169409
>almost a mirror match-up
PVP in this gacha is not very deep desu.

>>718139580
Futanari archive

>>718169570
normal defenses at that level would have more tanks.
I just trust the heart of the coin.

>>718136129 (OP)
Distinctive declaration

Next thread will be not___

>>718136129 (OP)
Undocumented notice

>>718172201
>>718170380
what

>>718136129 (OP)
Sprinting sign

>>718136129 (OP)
I'm 180lbs

>>718136129 (OP)
It's not right to be fat and post cute anime girls. Same with being too tall.

i just realized Reisa's friends are also Vigilante Crew members since they're wearing the uniform. please lord almighty Nexon give my daughter an alt i will buy every single pakeji in the shop for it

>>718174884
>my daughter
Don't you just want to fuck her?

the more time you waste in JFD the less points you get at the end?

>>718175339
i genuinely feel zero sexual desire towards her. everything about her activates my paternal instincts

>>718175519
Coins only depend on the sum of points from your 3 runs, no?
Overall time outside the runs doesn't matter, right?

>>718175696
さあ?

i hate korea i hate korea i hate korea i hate tech illiterate asian fucks

>>718149679
Nutri score of C
Hoshino will be alright.

>>718136514
What's our current panic button after Rio, Seia and S.Mika anyways?

>>718177382
Professor smug

>>718177182
that's bullshit, it ignores preservatives and thickeners and shit

>>718172201
What does this even mean? Did you get a popup or is this just schizoposting again? Give context or the thread's just gonna spiral into archive dumping again.

>>718177182
>""nutri score""
>mattering in the slightest
fucking lmao yeah I bet coca cola has a C score instead of Z as it should

>>718177503
>There's a chance her grand masterplan ends up being relegated to fucking events like they did to Kisaki's story
I would seethe forever, I'm still angry about that

Carefree Students Archive

>>718177917
>havent even been introduced to half of the characters that appeared in Vol F because they were in events that demand my AP which is critically in small supply as a new player
I got the jist of them but there was a ton of context just blatantly absent.

>>718178053
pat pat pat

>>718178513
read the events on youtube and just collect the free pyros on reruns

>>718179565
Would've been nice if I knew when in the timeline they were supposed to have happened.
I'm going through vol 1 ch 3 at the moment.

>>718136129 (OP)
Frigid memo

>>718136129 (OP)
wait*

I'm on OMAD but I need to get back to weightlifting.

>>718179680
yea i dont know why they dont have an in game release timeline if they want every event to be canon. actually had to help a couple friends with this exact thing
https://bluearchive.fandom.com/wiki/Story
this has all the events and main stories in release order and after sheside outside its:
>Moonlight Dream
>Descent of the Five Senses
>Serenade Promenade
>Volume EX: Decagrammaton Chapter 2 Part 1
>Secret Midnight Party

My adorable daughterwife Azusa

who wonnered?
Who lostered?

>>718186503
you. you annoying fucker shut up

Were they too harsh on Sensei?

>>718186567
Bunners really love bananas

>>718136129 (OP)
Gluten-free sign

>>718136514
I thought Genshit was dying

>>718186541
what the FUCK

>>718186541
don't be rude

>>718136514
>our game is making 8 bojillion a month!!!!1
>genshin still doesn't have half the QoL the other hoyo games do (anime is also vaporware)
>wuwa still genshin but garbage
>ZZZ still going nowhere with the story
>FGO still has a 480p UI and laughable visuals
So what good are the profits doing?

>>718190435
my favorite CEO can get another raise, saar

>>718190435
Sensortower numbers are fake anyways

>>718136129 (OP)
I know for a fact that most Kivotos students like big fat balding senseis

>bump posting for hours on end
>still up
/v/ mods severely slacking

i love karin

>page 9
what killed the vaca?

>>718196214
The other thread killed us

I wanna fuck every single semen demons in this pic related!

>>718196214
>one guy mentions a panpan thread
>no nerufag nor miyufag
>lack of activity
conclusion: THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Does this game have any actual anti-cheat other than the server making sure your numbers line up? Can I just run cheat engine to speedhack and make this slowass game go faster?

>>718196393
>>718196473
I-I didn't see it...

>>718196393
>>718196473
>ctrl-f Archive
>only 1 result
hmmm nyo!

Finally in the safe zone again...

Who wears a cutest panties in Kivotos?

>>718196464
cherino's new voice is terrible and i hate it

>>718197405
sorry, i made a mistake
cherino is terrible and i hate it

>>718197405
I prefer her new voice

>>718197471
cope, cherino is great

>>718197558
sounds generic and has no energy

>>718197640
Her old voice sounded too much like a brat

>>718198129
she IS a brat her old voice was perfect

>>718197405
why was her voice hcanged

>>718198850
her voice actress is leaving a lot of roles, cherino was just one of them and i have no idea why