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Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

Is there a guide that shows which support cards have the best skills for each running style/distance?

HOPES = HIGH

HAYAI!

>finally get to watch the movie
>hopeful stakes never actually happen and they made it up to inflate Tachyon's short career
nice historical accuracy fags, also Jungle Pocket sounds extremely amateur it's very distracting, the voice acting in general is all over the place

>>535266989
Just look up the skills you want on Tora then see what gives them.
Or just look at what skills the cards give ingame. It's not hard.

Bros Ai Shakur's singing voice is kinda cute....

remember

>1193
bricked...

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT MY THIRD FRACTURE, TRAINER-SAN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>TRAINER-SAN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME MCQUEEN'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>TRAINER-SAN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE MCQUEEN-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM MCQUEEN!
>ALRIGHT TRAINER-SAN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN MCQUEEN'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HER FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM MCQUEEN'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SYMBOLI RUDOLF BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL TRAINER-SAN!
>WOW MCQUEEN, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE MCQUEEN! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE UMA BANQUET! BON APPETITE MCQUEEN!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW RUDOLF AND HER KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEY'RE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEY'RE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALIZING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD MCQUEEN! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM MCQUEEN!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME MCQUEEN, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF MCQUEEN'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST UMA MUSUME EVER! MHMFH MHM AWW MAN!

>>535267156
what is this even for

Digitan LOVE

>>535267107
All the other slags need to back the fuck off
Teio's the only rapist for me.

BOFA or Gourmand Oguri? I picked neutral skills, it's not set if she's running pace or late,

Why would she do that?

Got my first a-rank yes I know breath of fresh air is ass but I had bad luck in training

>watching youtubers react to umamusume music
>their chats always recommend them retarded shit like the Bakushin song or Bakushin (Golshi ver.)
>never recommend shit like Ms. Victoria or Legend Changer
what the FUCK

>>535267195
Nothing now because swinging maestro didn't proc, no S medium and the stamina also came out low

>>535267201
can't believe boomer keiba owner approved of this

Is there anything i can do to increase the likelihood of farming a 3* medium spark?

>>535267079
>Historical accuracy
A historically accurate anime would have races full of no name horses because most of them aren't even in the same generations.

>>535267107
Why do some men yearn to be raped by women?
Are you like mostly femboys and shit or am i talking to some +300lb reverse rape dreamers?

ikuno dictus footjob

>>535267335
where are my gift nyus

Do I roll for Creek or do I save for Seiun?

>>535267335
>>never recommend shit like Ms. Victoria or Legend Changer
that's JP you big baka

>>535261793
Kitasan Black and Sano's "friend" relationship is the gayest shit ive seen in anime. They even go on a date before their race and *hold hands* during it. Yeah sure they aren't gay. But who the fuck has a plush of their friend in their bed and sleep next to it each night, and they share a fucking room. It may not be an intentional allegory. But look how fucking gay this shit looks.

>>535266904 (OP)
Well this was all over the place, Was gonna go for a long then it proc'd S med.

>>535267201
I thought the penlight dance was fastforwarded but it's not

>>535267407
huh? you don't like to have sex with girls anon? I think that's pretty gay

Umas for every interest

>>535266904 (OP)
Bro? I think you messed up the previous part.

have you finished your team in time for the event?

>>535267380
you post this as if it isn't a thing already

>>535267456
its not gay, they are just anime girls. yuri is hetero.

>Only now just started CM prep because I pulled SC when I didn't have access to it before
I'm cooked because I'm too late aren't I

>>535267014
OSOI!

>>535267454
There's literally NOTHING wrong with showing newfags a peek of upcoming winning lives.
I can't believe out of all the youtubers the fucking only one who's reacted to the JP lives is a fucking jeet.

>>535267481
>S med.
does he know

>>535267079
>>535267380
Actually tachyon did in fact win that race, it was just known as Radio Tampa Hai Sansai Stakes at the time, and was a G3

SAY HER FUCKING NAME

Not bad for my first run with her, I guess. Got 1* stamina with 1* ura finale, so at least Tyachon's event in two years will fix this....

>>535266989
filter cards by style

>>535267106
She lets her Miho voice slip through.

>>535267449
Do you have weak SRs? Pull
Do you not have a copy of SC? Pull

Do you like Seiun Sky's design and laid back personality? Skip Creek and love your umas

>>535267407
they want to have sex with hot women rapists
but then at that point it wouldn't even be rape anymore, they just wanna be dommed or something
now if they get attacked by ugly landwhales or something then maybe then they'll rethink if they wanna be raped or not

>>535267607
The more you know.

>>535266904 (OP)
is Outer Post Proficiency ever worth it?

>>535267456
if you are a woman which I of course doubt pls never get a friend, you will unironically thing they want to fuck you

>>535267597
S Mile I mean lol.

No more Brian posting beyond this point

>>535267373
Pick a runner like Air Groove, Tachyon, or Ticketzo who only have medium at A and avoid other distance sparks from parents.
The latter two only have one A run style too, so they can also be great for getting a particular one there too.

>>535267591
MASAKA!

>>535267627
CUTE!

>>535267617
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA???? SOU!!!!! EL CONDOR PASA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to do things to umadaughterwifes that trainers shouldn't do.

how many of you are still doing more than one run a day and when did you start

>low energy so let my trainee rest
>night owl
>night owl procs
>infirmary
>fail to clear night owl
>+30 energy event comes up
>pick bottom
>hit the 10%
So how's your day going, /uma/?

>>535267712
Anon do you hold hands with your friends and sleep with a giant plush of them every night? My friends call me a nigger, faggot, and then ask me to play deadlock with them. And then invite me to weddings.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>535267617
EL CHUPA CABRA

>>535267630
I just want Seiun for my Suzuka
Though I guess I can borrow her first then just spark her on the mega banner, but then I wouldn't be able to spark a dirt uma I so desperately need.

I swear I did for mechanical reasons, her Unique seems decent to pass down... I'm not gay!

>>535267607
sounds like cope but the uma timeline is all over the place

>>535267373
Run umas with fewer A aptitudes then pray.

>>535267684
>Raped by sweaty hairy landwhales instead of umas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4W4oAq9-K8
>have to wait 3 years for this kino
no....

>>535267407
Neither, I'm a hairy skelly

>>535267892
nigga a simple glance at the wikipedia page for hopeless stakes will tell you that

How the fuck do people even train evil nature? I can't even finish URA...
I don't want to waste material upgrading shitty cards...

>>535267839
WHAT THE FUCK

>>535267849
no because I'm a man but girls do that shit all the time, specially when they are young, dude you need to interact with more people... thou on the other hand maybe shouldn't

>>535267878
Don't worry, anon, she's a maiden at heart
And also very cute

https://poal.me/npp5cl
https://poal.me/npp5cl
https://poal.me/npp5cl

>>535268004
>wants the premium option
>doesn't want to pay the premium
your horse isn't the only one who needs to pump wit anon

cm test room
78496163

What were the umas doing during ww2?

Mayano!

>>535268035
I don't think girls do that either anon. Maybe anime girls but not real ass women. I think you know less about people than I do.

>>535267407
the amount of reverse ntr asmr is amazing

>>535268104
running

>>535268092
please make a summary

obviously medium S would be ideal, but probably can't get stats too much better than this on my maru w/ non-whale deck

>>535267534
>there's an idol for anyone
I see they're keeping the motto from Cinderella Girls

Sex?

I rerolled during Creek banner. Is this good progress so far?

You need to be this buff to get Doto’s attention, are you?

nice skill hint umatards

>>535268104
You don't wanna know

>>535267584
You still have like have like 5 days.

>>535267557
Considering I still haven't started breeding for CM probably not lol.

Devastating sparks but I get why people like Ryan now.

>>535268212
I will surely spark an S Med during these next 5 days with my limited borrows

CM breeding? I'm just gonna throw my best umas and see which one sticks

>>535267584
Just tryhard the next one?
You have one (ish) CM per month

which Teio would you use?

>>535267991
Dia-chan is way too sexy, i could never be raped by her because I would always want it

>>535268135
no way that shit exist, recommend me one

Once this Uma comes to global and she becomes popular /uma/ will start to call her TRANScend, isn't?

You guys aren't the most creative, and some are contrarian gremlins that hates anything popular, so I can see it coming from a mile away.

Fuck it, I don't wanna keep grinding it'll have to be good enough even though the stam is kind of iffy. Didn't have enough skill points to get anything but the big gold skills.
This is also my second 3* speed spark / 9* total uma today.

For Taishin runs, do you attempt to fix her mood before the event?
I know shrine visits can cure practice poor (or is it poor practice?), and I think that changes the event results, right?
And if you leave it, do you attempt those fall g1 races?
Done two runs so far, and she was able to clear them first time no problem, but had mood-related failings the next run, according to the green woman.

>>535268278
>Like
I like the character but extremely hate her campaign which I found the hardest

>>535267341
Digitan’s owner also owned a publishing company I think?

>>535268358
transreddit

>>535267456
as a yuri enjoyer, the first half of the season was solid and i didnt get the hate. But boy is the writing total uninteresting ass hockey in the 2nd half. Still havent finished 4 weeks later. I really like Kita and Dia too, so its kinda mind fucking how unlikeable the second half of the anime is. It just sucks.

>go 0-5
>get this anyways
yeah TT is too free now
I can see why people only focus on CM

>>535268390
>no accel
is bricked, trust me

pokke is so ugly and her VA is so bad it's actually distracting

So when does debuffs stop being relevant on CM? I don't really want to use Nature because I think she's kind of a bitch.

>>535267407
Because men are taught to hold back all the time or else get deleted from society, we earn for the simplicity of a hot women making the first step as the top.

>>535268352
I like Left just a bit more due to having Oguri ult but I would play it safe with Right due to having more stamina.
>Only 60 stamina difference bwo
Yeah that's the difference between limping to the goal and actually making it

>>535267989
Are you short then?
Or are you one of the guys in here pusjing those giant umas as their fetish?

>>535268135
Got a source? Its just an asmr thing that keeps this fetish going strong?

>>535268446
>560k from a loss
What in the cotton candy fuck?
I just barely eked out a 532 to (hopefully) stay in class 6, how are people scoring that high while losing?

>>535268512
Yeah that's what I've been leaning towards but I'm not sure if the wit difference is also a big deal

>>535268358
I'll continue calling her my bro

>>535268485
still better than Air Shakur

>>535267991
I find this art irritating. Their bodies and faces are drawn so weird

>>535268471
NTA but
>Look at that massive skill spreadsheet
>Accel is useless don't get it
>See people saying you need accel for this CM

>>535268564
wtf is going on in this image

>>535268390
i've run pracs with a similar oguri
this is too low stam for sure

>>535267456
anon you may need to meet more women bc they do that shit all the time lmao

>>535268564
full pic?

>>535268561
Ah shit didn't look at the wit, Left is actually better due to more reliably proccing those 2 gold recoveries

>>535267279
Because she knows what's good!

El Condor Pasa: Fixed version

>>535268564
>bro that gives bros a goodnight brojob
I'm being sold on bro

>>535268564
every time this picture gets posted ITT i get the urge to jack off, holy shit

>>535268598
>Accel is useless don't get it
Post it. I dare you.
People have been telling you for weeks how important accel skills are.

>>535268035
bro, you watch way too much anime. This is literally a trope that western shows/movies have made fun of forever.

What? The slumber party isn't them having sexy pillow fights?>!?!

>>535268358
Bro thats my bro, bro.
Im gonna call her bro, bro.

>>535268594
Have this one then

>her nickname is tran
>her fan called her bro
yeah the troons are gonna claim her

is she a dog

>>535268295
NTA but CM2 is very skippable especially if you don't have taishin and don't like training golshi

>>535268541
He has a higher team level more than likely and umas built for skill spam. I can peak roughly 520k with this ass team level depending on if I get the witmax tard or the person who actually builds.

>>535268357
>>535268516
RJ01234441

>>535268564
>tfw your bro with breasts and a vagina will never suck your dick

>>535268746
Yes

>>535268278
Where are these "people" you speak of? Anon.. are they in the room right now?

>>535268598
when people talk about acceleration for this CM they are referring to three specific skills, red shift, shooting for victory and let's pump some iron (slick surge and on your left as well for late surgers), acceleration is only relevant during the very start of the race for front runners, and the start of the last spurt
on this CM racetrack, the three acceleration skills I mentioned activate at the perfect time, i.e when your uma's target speed goes to max, acceleration at any other point in the race isn't going to help her run faster because she'll already be at her target speed (groundwork for front runners is the exception to this)
tl;dr acceleration skills other than the three inherited uniques everyone is jerking off about are useless

>>535268541
witmaxxing to farm skill activations

>>535268564
Cohabitating with your bro
Starting a family of 5 with your bro

>>535268834
inu musume

>>535268723
>>535268134
maybe that's how the apes where you live behave but normal people don't

>>535268564
>>535268871

>>535268358
I am pretty sure thats my bro right there.

>>535268503
Would you let a 5/10 make the first move on and top you?

>>535268358
>>535268564
>>535268358
>>535268797
>/uma/ loves THIS
huh

>>535268859
Probably?
There are atleast 3 seperate anons that browse here that like her at the very least.

>>535268834
Why are there so many dog girls in this horse girl franchise? What about the cat girls?

Do people like Transcend or if it being ironic?

>>535268358
sex with the bro

>sneak a rest in before summer to maximize summer trainings
>night owl
>immediately energy down proc
>it procs 3 more times during summer
>fail a 8% triple rainbow speed
>night owl doesn't get removed with first infirmary visit after summer
>place second in kikuka sho
>spe gives hydrate instead of gourmand
christ

>>535268859
https://x.com/meme50

>>535268774
thanks anon, you are a hero

>>535268358
We call her Bro around here.
>>535268965
My bro is so funny looking.

She’s so damn silly, bros. I think I love her…

I love my bro

>>535269036
>meme50 is a ryan fag
the fuck

>>535268721
Every time I see an accel skill in the sheet minus the inherited ults, they always seem to say its useless mid-race.
I am fucking stupid with 250wit though and see late activation accel skills are good.

>>535268861
Yeah I'm seeing this now and have Taiki/Maru ult on my ace.

I can't fucking believe Golshi took my hot springs virginity
AND IT TOOK 110 RUNS TO GET ONE

>>535268834
This also needs to be updated with Blast One Piece who's just a big dog in horse disguise too

I want to sleep while hugging Marvelous so bad..

Ikuno Dicktus

>>535267878
Afraid I've got good news and bad news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdqCY_DBbs0

>>535269189
isn't having huge badonkers bad for running

Someone build me a Golshi deck
I thought HishiAma would be obvious but no one likes power cards??

>>535268965
Real horses are absolutely hideous.
And retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

sex with this brat

>>535269148
always liked tomboys

>>535268153
lessons learned
>oguri is bad
>anime teio is bad
>pump iron goldship cant carry when people bring 3+ debuffers and their own ends so you end up <5th
>no fronts means some chump gets lucky pace run

What's the point in Gentildonna grooming her trainer to be strong if she is still the current physically strongest uma to date?

>>535268728
that dia does look much more accurate

>>535269259
No

>>535269278
So her Torena is strong enough to defend himself from any uma that might try to take him.

Satono Diamond is a good girl.

>>535269278
she just want (you) to be in good shape before the mate ritual

>>535269189
Good taste

>>535268485
I respectfully disagree on both accounts, at the very least you have to agree her singing is top tier ;;

>>535268516
>Are you short then?
Nope, I'm pretty average for a dude and only Akebono gets somewhat close to my height.
>giant umas
I like tall Uma to an extent, not giantess-tier but me being eye level to their chest? Dope.

So how many rewards am I losing if I stop stopping caring about CM and just use my best horses?

gn bros

>>535268443
I am in the same camp as you. But my background stems from different franchises. And its just a cute little thing I enjoy passively from a fan art perspective because ship arguments are for children. Yeah season 2 is the only season I "liked." If had to give them numbers.
S1) 4
S2) 7
S3) 5
I really enjoyed their visual gags they had though. Like them unlocking a door and the lock is in the shape of a key. Cinderella Gray is like a solid 8 and was a much needed tone shift. They made really likeable original characters to interact with the bottomless pit of a stomach Oguri.

>>535269259
They store their uma energy in their tits

Horseshit

>>535269485
not winning = you are losing one in a lifetime exclusive CM title aka permanent brick on your account

Do people actually like Marvelous or you all just want to fuck her

>>535269423
yes her singing is good but she sounds really bad in the movie

>some fag with a ryan and matikanefukukitaru with slightly worse stats beat my Oguri and Narita Taishin
Fucking lucky bitch.

>>535269410
>he thinks a human could overpower a uma
maybe with a gun

Matikane to Matikane communcation

>>535269602
I think she is extremely cute in the i want to sneak her sweets sorta way

>>535269421
This confirms it. I don't like her normal hairstyle.

>>535269602
Aren't those the same thing?

>>535269541
I'll take the risk umadacchi!

Is Dia actually a rapist?
She seems very nice.

>>535269541
I only care about using the "biggest fan" ones to be quite honest famalam

>>535268163
This post inspired me. Instead of training up a Daiwa Scarlet (which I don't want to do right now), I'm gonna go find someone to borrow from

>Sleep Deprived
>Sleep Deprived
>Sleep Deprived, Night Owl
>Infirmary fails
>Mood Down
>Mood Down
>Mood Awful

What the FUCK is her problem

did cygames miss a bunch of important horses or is pokke's generation just this underwhelming

>>535269501
wait bro, before leaving post the artist of that pic

>>535269275
pump iron gold ship needs Med S bwo..

>>535269278
I think trainer getting stronger after being with their uma for a few years is normal
Doesnt it happen with creek too?

>>535269541
I just started, so I don't have any chance anyway.

Behold, a dog!

>>535269502
guessing those numbers arent mal/rating sites curved. I mother fuckin loved CG.

>bro just use anime teio
lol

>Got my 4th 3* Spark after my 84th run
>Finally have 3* for speed, stamina and power
Onwards to making a 9*

Umas with unnecessarily oversized sleeves

>>535269673
Holy fvark that's lewd

>>535269927
>unnecessarily

>>535269763
I still have my uma.moe up
657539649278

>>535269927
sleevejob from Diamond

>>535269275
I heard that some people make a gimmick front runner Haru so the pace chasers react oddly to them. Might be a gimmick worth looking into

>>535269927
That's literally rape.

envision the aroma

Why does Teio hump trainers face?

>>535269927
No Neo?
Only know who she is because I saw she also has long sleeves from that sorter

>>535269927
imagine the triple handjob covered by their sleeves

>>535269927
Sleeve rape

>>535269767
Why do you think jungle pocket really wanted to race against Tachyon? Opera almost stole the race she was in because of how distracted she was.
>>535269867
Nope those are mine. I haven't used Mal in forever unless im looking up basic information on a show. I can't wait for the 2nd season next month. I had so much fun watching CG.

I refuse to use any more 1-2* Umas until I get them out of the shitty default idol outfits. Using Tachyon without her labcoat, or Gold Ship without her armpits, just feels like sacrilege.

anyone doing front maruzensky? how do you cope with no 2nd recovery?

>>535270047
Seiun love

>still no 9spark
>no good turf sparks
being limited to 3 shots a day is suffering

>>535270102
>Turned on by a fucking foot
Muslims are awake

>>535269767
It's TM Opera O's generation, shit wasn't easy.
Still, some Umas like Manhattan Cafe only have their golden age AFTER the movie so you don't get to see her being cool, even if her presence is great.
The movie is mostly about Tachyon and Jungle Pocket.

>>535269036
the puke guy?

Heh mayanos slow metab recovery event is nice maru spook

>>535270103
Because I specifically requested it
And she happily obliges.

>>535269789
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/26753079

>>535270103
*Umas

>>535267456
>Cares more about winning a G1 for her family that she dissociates from their friendship when they're racing against each other
>Also leaves her best friend behind because she wants to go race overseas instead
>Even supported Satono Crown in trying to win over Kitasan
How did people walk away from Season 3 thinking it was yuri?

>>535270103
She is laying eggs
Soon, little Teios will burst out of his chest

>>535270103
To imprint her scent on her trainer, otherwise there’s a chance another Uma might assault him, it's something common on Tracen

>>535270148
Below a 7 in anime rating terms is bascially unwatchable trash. 8 varies from good to underappreciated gem.

Personally rating systems are dogshit anyway, things should always be in tiers and labeled with adjectives. And CG was MARVELOUS!

>have no sprint sparks
>do an urara run
>get a 2* sprint spark
>do a bakushin run with 2* sprint spark
>don't proc S sprint
>get a 2* sprint spark
>do a king halo run with 2x 2* sprint spark
>don't proc S sprint
>get a 2* sprint spark
>now have my first 6*+ distance aptitude
oh okay

I bet Winning Ticket would make a great mom.

>>535270353
thanks and have sweet dreams

>>535267201
ZOOMER Digitan

The short umas are better because it makes it look like they are running faster then they are

Dare to hope

>>535270289
Cute sniffable panties

>>535270672
not enough guts for hopeless

>>535270672
twisted ankle into 16th into goal unsuccessful

>>535270672
>over 300 in anything
You're fine.

I love it when Golshi locks down training on the race day turn
Your epic troll failed idiot

>>535270159
how the fuck u don't have Gold Ship at least at 3*?

>time to get stranded on an island, dear (during my ovulation cycle)
>yes, kitakanefukukitaru

>>535270373
>John Trainer
The legend himself...

>>535270672
That's not enough skills compared to your competitors anon

tfw teio and anime teio are my only 3*

>>535268485
>pokke is so ugly
True. They made her too unfeminine. At least AI and fanart can fix that.

>>535270672
Easy win!

Classic 1 guts

>>535267407
They are afraid of taking initiative and being accused of rape by regretting women.

>>535270613
>>535270476
Breeding Ticket!

>>535270393
Hope they'll put on a little song and dance show for us when that happens

:3

>>535270921
Does she cry during sex?

I think this does count as rape but I'm not sure.

>>535270159
I hear you

>>535270727
>>535270749
>>535270792
>>535270815
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.

wew I love running into witkeks

hi i haven't played this in half a decade
does meishou dotou still have the biggest horse tits?

>>535270971
before
during
after

>>535271040
>3 1/2 lengths
Told you it was an easy win!

>>535270921
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535271089
Of course

>>535271090
Why is gran alegria so obsessed with miles anyway

>>535271041
God bless them!

Hand holding sex with Gentildonna

>>535268063
Does someone have the image in the flag?

>>535271206
i suddenly crave horse meat

>>535269167
Maru is pretty much mandatory on front and pace.
Taiki is debatable on pace. There's only 9 runners, and there's great odds that 6 of them are nice natures and goldships. You must be position 3-5 for taiki's unique to activate, so if your pace chaser is 1st or 2nd on the final corner it's not activating. Though with all these 1200 wit natures running around, they may actually be at the front of the pack at the late marker before coming to a screeching halt.

For Late and End, all 3 are honestly great. Again, with 3 nice natures you'll pass them quick and become position 6+ early on the final corner. letspump triggers specifically in position 6. taiki 3-5, and maru 1-5. honestly get all 3 for a late/end. it's very possible you proc letspump, pass someone, and proc shooting and redshift at the same time and just immediately become max speed.

>>535271271
What a wonderful woman

Why is the school okay with a guy this old dating high schoolers?

>Taishin run
>Charming in Junior year
>S Med in Classic year inheritance
>Carrot Steak from lottery
>FAST LEARNER

>the trainings are absolutely dogshit throughout
>half my SSR event chains don't even finish
>don't even end up A+

WHAT THE FUCK

>>535270431
I am an avid defender of 5's because media that was made for consumption still has loads of man hours put into them and if you dissect them such as like lighting, camera angles, acting, then the editing and shot framing ect. A 5 can have solid camera work and fantastic presentation. And still be boring. I would say those values would be of staff doing their best with what they have. Numbers are just easier for me to digest. And instead a scale of 1 to 5. 10 can be more detailed if you take in the factors like I mentioned. Average slop can be enjoyable. Season 1 sucked but it was enjoyable to watch. Especially when I watched with my girlfriend and lore dropped my favorite horse to her >>535268009

>>535270971
Before, during and after. She also be moved to tears by all your little soldiers trying their best to fertilize her egg. You will cry too.

Which sparks are preferable to share to people? 3* speed/6* stamina or 3*/6* power

>Taishin is meta for CM2
For fuck's sake, end closers are NOT that good in real life

thoughts?

Should I use my carats on Narita Brian or save

>>535271449
You're not supposed to be here...

You WILL be rolling for Doto.

Teio get in the locker

>>535271639
umamusume is shadobatanoshii game

>>535271534
My coworker's pov

Uma for anal queen?
Uma for creampie slut?
Uma for sniffing you?

>>535271540
now i like ticket

>>535271416
Japan will grow larger

>>535271692
WHY IS YOUR COWORKER SENDING YOU THESE PICTURES?!

>my Gold Ship runs are so shit I just end up farming japanese derby to level up Taishin
I don't even care that it might brick my run even more by wasting a training turn on the race instead.

>>535271619
its really weird seeing pokke attractive. its mind boggling how her movie version is the one

>>535271416
You should be more concerned with how freely they let him molest their students.

>>535271741
king halo
curren chan
idk

BIG horses

>>535271540
>She also be moved to tears by all your little soldiers trying their best to fertilize her egg
goddamnit you made me laugh
she 100% would do this

>Got a 3* spark for Medium with Mayano
So I'm supposed to use her as a parent, a guest with Medium sparks for the other, use them for Gold Ship, and hope it turns into an S rank for her. Is that how it works?

Is the in-game Dia also desperate for marriage?

>>535271914
*BIG donkey

man, I don't think I'm ever hitting any better than this

>>535271654
did you know that horses produce milk?
it comes right out of their nipples
i just thought that was interesting

>>535272015
thats enough to win
unless she gets boxxed and dies

>>535272081
WHERE ELSE WOULD MILK COME FROM ANON?!

>>535271654
Of course, I love fat tits

>>535272039
You can't run with those milk bags

if someone wins CM with urara i'll give them a smooch

Is a Maruzensky a good 3 stars Uma to farm sparks? Her Unique is pretty much universal, right?

>>535271919
I know, right?

How do I deal with an old dog getting killed by a car

>>535271654
Sell me Doto

Farming white sparks sucks, I already hate it

>>535272015
Deck and spark used?

Pls post your best nice natures and what cards you used

I want to analyze if R Symboli Rudolph is a brick

>>535272218
>is the uma that everybody is parenting for her skill a good uma to farm
I dunno man.

>>535272121
You can run with those milk bags

>>535272121
My POV after she leaves this guy's >>535271692 sight

>>535272121
>sloppa

>>535272015
I'm sick of you retards getting Iron over Shooting. Degend gambling

>>535272290
I'm a bit slow please understand.

>>535272236
She's cute

>>535272229
Is her career any good?

>>535272296
What the fuck
Why are you at the onsen with your coworkers Uma?!

>>535272412
It's alright

>>535272410
My Gold Ship does not know how to move laterally

i give up on training med Taishin
i am going back to Gold Ship

>>535272378
Ok i like it, but there has to be something else if you want me to roll for her

saikyo no umamusume...

>>535272412
Worse version of Taishin's, even though WT's came out first.

>>535272378
Why does this Special Week look so weird?

still thinking about that Transcend CG porn, where is the source bros

>>535272412
She's very emotional but she's cute so it's fine

When the fuck are we getting more freebies

>>535272542
>run
as if that would help the user

>>535272564
>Golshi week not enough

>>535272246
8* psd
6* stam
2* wit
and like 8 medium

>can't train GS because I'm ONE crystal away from 3 stars
>no statues
>don't want to use carats to roll

>>535268070
cute dumb dork hors

>>535272412
A bit silly
Lots of yelling and crying
She is a generally cute girl though

>>535272521
>Worse version of Taishin's
Maybe I'll give it a try

>>535272139
>he doesn't know about crop milk

>>535272650
buy the stars from the friend point shop

>>535272616
I don't care about stupid monies. I want shiny rainbow free SSRs and carats

>finally get s medium after like 10 tries
>oguri gets a million mood down events, energy down, negative conditions
>can't do much training at all
>still end with 1200 speed
>only 700 stamina
oh my FUCKING god

>>535272650
>No statues
Bro your your free rolls

>>535272650
Have you tried your luck with the daily sales?

>>535272564
we're literally in the process of getting freebies, people like this are so retarded, it's like when they spooked us with 1500 carats in the span of a few days and some people still posted "They never give free shit"

>>535260318
The whole playlist that is associated with T'M's opera concert actually has 3 other videos in it that also feature horses with live commentary tracks from their IRL races.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7Il3baPrUnC7DQq1qlsFwb7f8UOidm6q
All of them start at 1:20.

>>535269764
to get the most of King Halo you must treat her with love. No quickmode, no skipping races, watch all concerts. This is what a first-rate umamusume deserves and only then will she perform.

>>535272753
deserved for playing oguri

>>535272735
small

>>535272156
They totally can

>>535272743
You mean the log in bonus? You aren't going to survive if you have no impulse control.

Dude
Sex
Lmao

>>535272735
I would like to hold this horse

>>535272985
THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS

>>535272870
I like Marvelous Sunday a lot. I like how she always says marvelous.

>>535271914
My favorite kind of hors.

>>535272743
Go buy carats then. If you can't buy them, get money in real life

>>535273081
Marvelous!

>>535271271
Us?

>>535272818
UHHHHH, ANON? THAT ISN'T YAKUZA-APPROVED!

Doubt i can top this Mayano with the luck i had. Maybe will use for CM.
Silly as fuck this is b+

movie was OK, I don't get th hype, let alone calling it the "greatest anime movie ever made"
also the ending was really abrupt it was pretty funny

There is a 1/10 chance this is the horse you are going against in cm finals

>>535273296
The only good thing about it is the animation.

>>535272818
Error HTTP 451
Unavailable For Legal Reasons

>>535272412
It's really ludodissonant if you win her main goal races, probably the worst offender of 'you win but you didn't actually win'-esque careers, where the career starts making little sense alot more strongly than others if you avoid the expected loss

this rednu chud just says the same thing every stream

>>535273390
he's still not saying that kitasan reroll nonsense right?

>if you enter Satsuki Sho as Tachyon with you mood normal or below it changes her goal to running a mile race which she has a D aptitude for
fucking really...

/uma/, you know what's not right?
_Left_

>>535273365
Bongland?

>>535272039
>>535272870
what the fuck is this creature

>>535273441
just win it lmao

>>535272818
based gooks, but tits too big

>>535273236
That's a terrible Top Cunny in terms of stats. What cards are you using and at what level?
If you have a few SR cards at max level, along with Kitasan, you should be able to hit far better stats with 4 / 3 or 3 / 3 Speed Stamina.

>>535272818
canon btw

>>535272735
Dammit, anon, I just got done jerking off to the op spam that happened a bit ago
Why didn't you post this sooner?

>>535273296
It's a good movie. If you are reading "greatest anime movie ever made" that's click bait to get you to watch the video.

>>535273479
No its just dead links. I can view the website fine.

CloverClub has room, if you're interested reply here with your username after you apply or just have uma in your bio, just so I know you're from here

>>535273505
SEXO

>>535273296
You went in wanting to prove your biases rather than being caught off guard, a tale as old as time.
"Greatest anime movie" is pushing it but it's a good anime movie, not immaculate but it's solid in enough areas where it matters.
>also the ending was really abrupt it was pretty funny
It's a fictional race so they didn't want to show the results, S2 ends in a similar take.

>>535273441
Keeping mood high at all times is what you should be doing anyway.

>>535273610
holy shit post more

>>535272818
KIRYU'S GONNA FREAK

>nice nature has 1100 wit
>not proccing any of her skills 5 cm tests in a row
huh

>>535273435
just reacts to youtube videos

>>535270921
It tickles me how Winning Ticket dresses nothing like her personality. She looks like she'd be slumming it in skate parks with a spunky attitude, yet she's built soft as shit and would cry her eyes out at cute kitten videos.

What the fuck is this

>>535273624
I'm saying it was abrupt because there was barely any celebration after the japan cup ended, they jumped to the fictional race and concert in less than 2 minutes lmao

>>535273556
bro what? are you a whale that you don't even understand how hard that stat spread+2 recoveries is?
You need a lot of luck, 18* stam to hit 950/900
I was super lucky with rainbows

>>535273738
>Wittard

>>535273797
Tactical food stuffing belly expansion.

>>535273652
i was at good and then got hit by night owl one turn before the race

>>535273797
oguri sex with trainer

>>535273610
you're invite only

>>535273634
Steamed rice...

>>535273932
Then take the L because the game clearly intends on fucking you over.

Who is the best singer though?

>>535273781
She strikes me as a younger sister who's fashion style was influenced by an older brother, either because of hand-me-downs or because she thought he was cool growing up

Mambo

this game is so stupid
why would horses ever wear shoes?
silly dummies

>>535273556
Are you a whale? The answer changes whether I take you seriously or not.

BAK
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>535274147
Come on, umadacchi... I've been on nofap for over a week, don't make relapse.

>>535272735
tits too big

>>535273738
this is a lie, there's hasn't been a single CM room itt

What do velocity skills do before the last leg?

>>535273812
Betting it is a whale.
I'm a week 3 f2p player with about 37m fans. My golshi looks pretty similar to yours statwise, and were we to face off, I'd probably lose

>>535274237
nothing

>>535274123
You are completely right anon. They shouldn't be wearing shoes at all.

>>535274219
That's because she was pregnant with my child

>>535274207
SHIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
SHIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

>>535273812
I bought the packs if you consider that "whaling." Re-rolled on Kitasan because my old account had terrible cards. Re-rolled until 3 Kitasan copies, then rolled 200 pulls on Kitasan to MLB her. I use MLB Kitasan, 2 break Tosho, 3 break Eishin, 1 break Bakushit, MLB Manhattan Cafe, and borrow a MLB Super Creek. I have a crappy 2* Stamina and 6* Speed parent I own, and usually borrow a 9*.
I achieve 1200/900/600 on a good run. Did you miss out on Kitasan?

I heard that this nice nature wit card is pretty good? Is it actually? I just noticed I have it at max uncap.

Can someone explain me when is the CM and what should i do if my horses are awful right now?

>>535274376
good floating wit card, low spec prio means it acts as a mini rainbow for where it lands

>>535273968
You can still request to join

>>535274404
Nothing. Go to sleep. It's on Monday
Throw together your best medium horses and pray to Shiraoki-sama

>>535274270
So half the skills in this game do nothing or have a really high chance of doing nothing?

>>535273968
Your mom is invite only.

why are japanese devs retarded and need a confirmation for everything

What did you ask Suzuka to do?

>>535274383
nothing good even to spend this shit on

>>535274237
increase velocity
pretty good for frontrunners so they front harder
basically a positioning tool for everyone else

shid :D
dogai deio :DD
deio sdeb da :DDD

Anyone else feeling bored with the game loop lately? I've noticed a lot of anon's fans in my club not having a significant increase this week

Just unlocked her outfit, holy pits

>>535273797
sexo string

>>535274565
In case you fat finger it you fat fuck

>>535274565
Because it's a phone game and misclicks are easy.

>>535274570
Marriage

>>535274669
>>535274682
i have 0 skill points why would i click cancel

>>535274501
Lewd!

What should I make my borrow card? No one is using my Black Kita

>>535274565
because there are actually retards that went through the whole career without spending any SP

>>535274637
Take a break then schizo

>>535274738
What level is Tazuna?

I lost my onsen ticket...

>>535274719
Fair enough but is the extra 1 second really worth complaing.
At least they let you disable the questions for Rest/Infirmary/Recreation which are the most critical ones.

>>535274738
Holy whale

>>535274738
I'd use wakka if she's at 50

>>535273610
Stop posting lewds of King you fucking twat.

>>535274637
Kinda burnt out on the parent grind after my double 9* powers and no stam parents after a lot, a lot, a lot of attempts.
Just been playing careers casually to enjoy the experience.
But don't tell dancho, don't need him jumping on my dick for more fans.

How are your rolls going Umastanos?

>>535274637
Now it's the time where you separate the wheat from the chaff.

>>535273610
How sweaty?

>>535274326
youre obscenely lucky to have those cards if what you claim is true. And honestly i don't believe you because leveling stam fuckin blows and even with mlb kita,+3 non-mlb speed, 1200 is not guaranteed. You are even luckier on rainbows.
I am not lucky pulling at all.
No, i don't have better stam, instead 4 fucking MLB wit (my seiun gave huge rainbows this run anyway

>>535274590
Give me some

>>535274738
FM for sure

This is the best Tachyon deck for CM btw

>>535274738
I want Condors card so I can just put it on my profile.

>mfw enamoured but tazuna
>have more interest in a human staff than the name title UMA musumes
Grim
Her voice is so lovely though

>>535274873
very bad...
used my last carats and the x10 gave me oguri support instead of tazuna/creek dupe
at least i got the last eishin i needed to mlb it

thoughts?

do I run debuff Grass Wonder as late or pace?

>>535274873
MLB Super Creek after 170 rolls, can't complain.

>>535274995
>he doesn't know

>>535275078
End closer is better!

Are you fucking serious

Hey /uma/, a good benchmark to see if you'll make it to Group A Finals is to try your ace against the Bourbon in Ch 2 of the main story

>>535275197
retard

>>535275028
rape

Good morning umamaniacs

>>535274939
I aint wasting resources on leveling those guts cards you psychopath

>>535275197
Brocked

>>535275028
gentle breeding

Ignore the B Medium, sparks didn't come through. Is this adequate for CM?

>>535275285
of course not, you're even worse than the random Medium TT uma that some casual is gonna use

>>535275028
small

>>535275270
Wife

>>535275270
Is that a fucking calzone?

>>535275028
Reverse penis vore and scat

>>535274924
I said I achieve that on a good run. But on 4 Speed? It's definitely easier to get 1200 Speed, even without super lucky rainbows. Stamina/Power is my usual issue.
Maybe it really is the power of Kitasan.

>>535275270
I'm about to go to sleep umadacchi... Anyways, hello!

That's IT
All of this Dia posting has finally worked on me

>>535275238
>>535275282
do i even bother continuing

>>535275094
Did you already have Creeks?

>>535275331
stained

who do you skip
who do you roll

no more big titty aislop marvelous sunday below this post

>>535275440
there's basically nobody on this before manhattan cafe i care about

>>535275390
I'm okay with this.

>>535275440
im gonna do hishi, summer special week and manhattan cafe. after that idk

>>535275197
netkeiba tells me Mayano Top Gun needed four maiden races including debut
what happens to umas who never win a maiden race...

Is Kitasan Black the worst Uma since she can't use Kitasan Black support?

>>535275440
roll for dogs and sexy tach
skip everything else

>>535275597
GLUE FACTORY

>>535275440
I'm gonna win the lottery so that I can roll and get everyone

>>535275390
we're so back

I want one creek.
Please mr Cyjew just one. I dont need all these green women

>innate gourmand
how come no one is using special week in cm?

>>535275390
I got Maruzensky...

It's that time again

>>535275440
I'm skipping for everything until Gold City and Summer Maru

>>535275440
>roll
Whoever you like
>skip
everything else
for me it's these two

>>535274591
They don't front harder though, their speed is capped just like everyone else's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyQqeXwZVAY

holy fucking box

>>535275630
Nah
Kitasan black ssr is a crutch

>>535275657
Oguri Peak is better

>>535274939
>MLB'd all the other SR cards 10 times over
>Only have one Sweep SR

>>535275440
i skip everyone except seiun sky, manhat, xmas oguri, val bourbon, kitasan, king halo cheerleader alt, palmer, kitasan white, and helios (i'm fucked)

I have GOT to get another legacy that isn't 9 power

>>535275610
Leave it to me..

>>535275440
how long does it take to get enough carats to spark if there are no freeibes/events
i dont think i can get enough carats to spark maru>creek>oguri

>everyone is getting burnout
yeah not a good look

>>535275440
Brian
Tamamo
Opera all spark
Shakur
Machan
Festa

why do you girls love horses so much

>>535275440
Kawakami to create King Halo family, Tamamo for Kansai-ben, Universe for meta story

>>535275782
1m fan run

>>535275610
Will do.

WHAT THE FUCK JUJST HAPENNED

>>535275440
Seiun Sky
Eishin Flash
Oguri Cap (X mas)
Mejiro Ardan
but knowing this is a cygaem game, I'll just wait for the equal of Prifes banner and off rate everyone there

>>535275630
her original version is meta for long, her first alt is meta for mid, and her latest alt made her meta for long again
all her iterations have been top tier

>finally heard biwa's voice for the first time while playing taishin's story
holy FUCK why is her voice so deep? she almost sounds like a man

biwa is so fucking ugly bros

>>535275837
You hear about people getting burnout from the first week bro, people will have different levels of investment, some NEETs literally have no life so when they stick to something they play it like it's the next Steet Fighter 2 rather the phone game it is.

How do you get Dirt S? Urara has terrible compatibility with everyone.

Should I train Tachyon or Gold Ship for CM? I did manage to 3* my Gold Ship already.

>>535275929
Anon, I...

>>535275929
>>535275967

>>535275994
Mambo