RIP Grass Wonder.
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>>534419151>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
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Does anyone have 9* sta taiki with 5*+ medium and URA/good whites? There's one in DB, but whites suck
>>532703062STILL HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>534448191wrong! this horse is deceased
>>534448191s-sleep tight...
>>534448191WRONG! This horse is deceased!
>>534448191sleep tight fatty
>>534448152way too stringent requirements lmao, just settle for 6 sta
Got a new 9* Stam Taishin with 3* Nemesis / 2* Redshift / 2* Pulse
Anyone interested? If it's valuable enough i might replace my 6* Stam 3*Pwr Maru
>>534448152give me a (you) too if you find one
>middle of classic year
>just realized my gold ship is still front from debut
I'll join summer camp anon on the short bus
>>534448312ITS THE 8TH OF AUGUST, YOU FAILED THE ASSIGNMENT URAURA
>>534448558The horses are short
We need more american umas
>>534448191good night sweet prince
>>534448191See you, space cowboy!
>>534447770You just know the Uma on Ningen crime rate has to be through the fucking roof in the uma world.
I canโt believe the 4 speed, 2 stamina got this far. And to I even needed a turn in the infirmary
>>534448662>play a career>brian is making a debut>play other character debut>brian is retiringweird timelines
>>534448191Sleep Tight Grass Wonder!
are umas allowed in other sports or do they just run
what if going end closer is the real solution to hopeless steak
Remember to praise your prez
>>534448601this pink is okay
>>534448871https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/
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woah, actual rare moment where the TL is better than the original script
and apparently she was quoting some celebrated japanese poet, but his line does not hit hard at all
>>534448558>guys are all taller than me except the one manlet
>>534448993I enjoy her company as well.
>>534448871They can do whatever the fuck they want
They just like to run, in fact you go see some uma MMA in one of the trainee events
>>534448926are any pinks not okay?
>>534448925Bakushin O is so funny, just seeing her face makes me smile
>watching season 2
>suddenly a literal Kiryu appears
so this is what he was doing between 6-8, very fitting
>>5344490344 mini games heh
>>534448191Sleep tight fat fuck...
>>534449151Dont trust pinks
But that one if fine
>>534449106What's the translated line?
>>534448925Time to put THAT on the jukebox
golshi week fucking rocks
doomposters btfo'd
>>534448191Good night buddy
>>534448191rest well you weeb
>>53444925640 dollars for 5 mini games*
And then 6 dollars per dlc team.
>>534448191What an awful start to the day
finally, a 9* power horse
somewhat decent, too
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Wow. The free ticket gave me a gold ship and I needed like a few more star pieces to 3* her
that's kinda like destiny, right?
>>534449462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qnTu0Bm-os
15 seconds. That's exactly how I pronounce Curren and Karen, every single person, including ingame commentatos pronounce it the same way.
You're just a retard that doesn't even know what ka in Japanese sounds like mate.
Stop embarrassing yourself
>>534448783I'm assuming speed and stamina sparks?
>>534448191for a racehorse, living to 30 is a wonder in itself. rip.
Is it worth leveling my narita taishin card when I'll only really use it for goldship? I won't be using her in the cm.
Is it better than a lvl35 king halo for general purpose decks?
>>534449291>>534449547God I wish there was more tall uma artwork.
>>534449648you have been claimed
do not resist
>>534449697Te-i-emu Opera O!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52C_efrYDZI
what a polite looking horse
>>534449443I got a good feel bouts her
Like i can trust this pink
what is this "Force allow dynamic camera" option?
>where is that
I'm not allowed to tell you that
Live theater one doesn't work
>danchode going full hitler mode
that's it I'm joining Sakuraniku instead
>>534448558nice cuckold fanfiction
>>534448191Good night you fat weeb
>>534449874Thats a weird looking dog
>>534449780it's a good card and you'll use it in the future. are you sitting on a pile of SP or did you already waste a lot on cards you won't use? they're not rentals, building a card keeps it maxed forever, so unless you have something else you know you're going to need the rest of your current SP for very soon, then just upgrade it.
what uniques do you want for goldship again? ryan and who
turning this anal priestess into a loving wife
>>534450015>he doesnt self insert as the trainersis all of porn also cuck shit for you?
Got my fourth hot springs sex bros
princess run is not a proper running form
>start run
>press recreation by accident first
that's it I'm activating the confirmation option again
GRASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534449429What happened there torena? Did your uma explode?
>>534450015But anon, those trainers are literally all (you)?
>>534449929understandable
>>534450180>he's a moodletbricked
>>534450091It's gonna be Golshi
>>534449813I've got a decent amount but the quality varies
>>534449874I didn't know horses could do that
>>534450227she didn't feel like trying
end result was meh
>>534448558I'm 193cm, are there any uma who even come close?
>>534450134i love this wacky girl
>>534450260>asks him who is number one is after he tells her she's his number onedumb horse
>>534450098Generally Oguri is better in starting out, but I personally like Spe to the point Iโve already raised her potential to 4 and am using the monies to raise it to 5
>>534448191rip the last samurai
Friendly reminder that Curren-chan's owner wanted the crown name to be "Karen" because that's his daughter's name, but he was denied so he settled for Curren
>>534450180>he hid confirmation?>good, brick it
>>534450356Hishi Akebono is about as close as you get, unless you take them at their horse heights
>>534450356Michelle My Baby from CG is 195
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Cool
>>534450347Horses can do a lot of weird and wacky things
>tfw your club is falling apart
Danchou... tell me everything will be alright...
>>534450665>tall tanned tomboy uma with a six packwtf?? give me that!
make her the real Gentildonna with actual gorilla muscles
>>534450663Why doesn't the bigger horse simply eat all the smaller horses?
>>534450665They should put in foreign VAs for all the foreign Umas.
>>534450697lol i thought i was the only one
>amazing run
>tissues
>trash run
>deluxe carrot, bushel, hot spring ticket
>>534450843>>534450665>>534450806Isn't MMB an original and not a real horse, so no possibility of her coming into the game?
>>534450663Hmm
>>534450665Is she actually a real horse though?
>>534450665>We'll never get this unga bunga horse because she's FAKEpain
>>534450780don't worry. we will survive this. trust the greater plan. Sakuraniku will rise again.
>>534450806>tannedthat one is just black
and american
>>534445704Brother you could've just dropped your ID and I could invite you all the same.
I assumed you lost interest since you didn't reply with your ID so I invited someone else.
>>534449332I thought she was gonna sing when I saw this shot in the OVA
apparently she was just going to commentate
If it is early, I pick the risky stamina option because I can just restart.
If it is midgame I pick the risky stamina option because it can make or break if I want to continue or not
If it is endgame, I pick the risky stamina option because I want the horse that has gotten this far to be as strong as possible
ALWAYS BE RISKING
>>534450663why are these horses so small?
I need a club... I don't want to go on a huge Golshi event spree unless I'm in a club. anything aiming for top 300 or something, there must be a 10mil slacker in one of the /uma/ clubs, c'mon. Send me an invite
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omg fuck you lol
>when you realize grass wonder good ending is actually joining her friends in horse paradise
>>534450843>she just speaks english with japanese subtitlesthey did it for the french horse in the OVA
>>534451189>-10 energy>leaves
>>534450837She eats enough already
you are hopeful, right, anon?
>dupe only gives 3 stars
is this fucking game fr?
>>534451291and make it duo
>>534448558I just look like an dress like the middle guy
>>534450663I do enjoy that the ingame model represents it too.
Did we kill him? Are we responsible?
>>534451485>Mediumhmm I think nyot!
>>534450935>>534450972No she is a real one
Just a different name for umamusume
Michelle my Babys real name is "My Big Boy"
this week i can buy everything from Tazuna without feeling broke
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they're mocking me bros..
The run I end up stamina bricked on tenno sho gets the sparks... borrow my horse btw 787055491328
Michelle My Baby is a fake horse based on a real horse
changed the names of the real horses that competed in the 1988 Japan Cup. From right to left I believe it's Moon Madness (UK; changed to Moonlight Lunacy), My Big Boy (US; changed to Michelle My Baby), Bonecrusher (NZ; changed to Ellerslie Pride), and Tony Bin (Ireland but raced mostly in Italy; changed to Toni Bianca).
>>534451641>Just a different namewhich means SHE'S A FAKE WITH NO CHANCE OF BEING PLAYABLE
>>534450984You really think Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as Horsepussy has a chance....?
dumping steaming hot coffee on the head of tokai teio!
>>534451753>speed>no URAnyo
>Club kicked me for no reason
I'm kinda sad, I even talked with them in chat usually, I also had more fans than the leader even if it was not much, but I guess I didn't want to join their discord...
How can I find some C or C+ rank clubs? I think I won't bother them too much since I only have 15 million fans, all I see are D rank empty clubs when searching.
w-what just happened in my casual club...
>>534451851and licking it after
>super pissy mayano getting mood downs after mood downs
>bweeeehhh kodomo janai!!!
>bweeeeehhhh movie is not kino!!!
>get me in le mood!!!
>put aoi in my deck the next run
>suddenly she becomes a good girl
>can't even finish dating the ningen by the time URA comes around
okay listen here you little shit
>>534451024I needed to wait until my boss saw my message to kiss me so I could rejoin somewhere else the same day. Are there no other slackers?
>>534451910start kicking leeches danchud.
>>534451781I mean being an american horse i doubt that its zero chance
They are pretty open to letting people use their shit if you pay em
>>534451820yes. any minute all the other clubs with their bought kitasan black accounts are gonna lose interest and we will be top 1 by virtue of being the only club left.
believe.
actually, at this point a single top player might still bring in more fans than this entire club.
>>534451698I can't wait for Akebono
Should I use 2LB kita and MLB creek or MLB kita 0LB creek?
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Hopeless? We win those.
Stakes? FULL OF HOPE.
>>534451918imagine licking espresso off of teio tummy...
>>534451881Why do people want the URA one so bad? I though its irrelevant since winning the URA is easy once you know what you are doing and you would rather get skill hints to build even stronger umas, but I'm not aware if it does something else
>>534452002w-why are you kissing your boss
>Make debut race
>400 power
>Not enough Power
Fuck you Tazuna you dumb whore
>>534451906look a the rank #, when it says D that is referring to the club being unranked last month. Many of the D are actually even in A.
SS is top 10 clubs
S+ is top 30 clubs
S is top 100
A+ is top 500
A is top 1000
B+ is top 3000
B is top 5000
>>534451995>single pull>150 carat one
what the fuck is golshi mode harder? i swear ive been losing randomly
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>>534451910based danchou. I won't call Tach fans trannies for the remainder of this week.
>>534451589>>534451698Running Akebono in CM to BROCK the competition!
>he joined a trooncord club
>>534452079It gives speed and stamina when it procs. One of the legacy umas on that spark has it if I scrolled down a bit but the more the merrier
WINNING THE HOPELESS STAKES IS IMPOSSIBLE
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RAINBOW IS A SOLO RAINBOW
I'M GONNA RAPE THESE UMAS
>>534451906join Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as Horsepuss!
we have no discord.
we have no quotas
we have no will to live.
>>534452079click the i on hints to learn what they do. URA gives pure speed and stam, a 3* can do +60 of each on a lucky hit. JP players keep playing URA for years because it's the best hint in the game.
>>534452180Uh oh, debuffs are in your future
best cards for evil nature?
You're taller than Akebono, right?
>>534452138it is, so you better be doing ace runs or TT runs so you can always finish them, because i tried to do parent run on this and almost failed
>he turned his /uma/ club into a trooncord one
>trainer either has two options
>jump through the window
>or
>leave through the front door as fast as he can
>problem is
>his Uma will see the home wreckers regardless
i have made some fren with my /uma/ club :3
>>534452138yes the mode where you get 100k monies just for finishing a run is slightly harder. just spam easy runs like Bakushin in it if you're not that good.
>>534452067Latter
Minimum 3lb Kita or bust
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in golshi week!?
how the hell will foreign umas actually work storywise anyways, will they just be exchange students that will just have to travel back to their home country everytime to participate in their career races or something.
>>534452106>But then she wins Hopeless stakesCOOL
>>534452346>175cmIt's so fucking over.
I have accepted the fact that I'm not Class 6 material.
>>534452067I have 1LB Creek and can rarely get rainbows with her. If you're fine with a Maestro dispenser you can use 0LB.
>>534452138I haven't noticed... is there any reason to do the Golshi mode once you grind all the gold bonuses out of it?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
RIP Grass
>>534452346Not by much but yeah
>>534452445Tazuna is present so the trainee is countered
But to save some face trainer should still jump out the window
>>534452481their are already foreign races in the game, and more come later. many of them will work like Vodka story where the game tells you they're leaving the country for a while and your goal is just something like raising fans in the period where they didn't do any japanese races.
>>534452294thats a lot of high level players I wouldn't want to drag you down...
Is The Coast is Clear actually fucking useless? The skill spreadsheet says it debuffs your uma.
I have MLB Black, Can I get some anons who have MLB Piece of Mind or Wave? I'll take some other frens too.
985311855019
Finna do Grass Wonder's career, what am I in for
>>534452471>not that goodok regard try winning meds with a long horse
How should I improve my Taishin supports aside from replacing McQueen with something else since Cooldown does fuck all for her.
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GOLDSHIT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING HORSE EVER
https://files.catbox.moe/loqop0.mp4
Forced Sex with Gentildonna, she will crush me what she did to that watermelon
>>534452743yes, a gold skill that costs 220 skill points will nerf your chances from escaping the box. Ebin gaslight /uma/tards
how the fuck do I trade shoes in the club? I look like a leech but I just dont know how to ask for shoes
>>534452834>I have MLB Blackeveryone does bro
>>534452847Spe and Seiun Sky bricking your races.
>>534449113it's over for you, kyoudai...
>>534452920look to the right of your screen
if you're on your phone it's next to the sticker button
>>534452928I love my dog
*pats*
>>534448191this is how i want to die
>>534452872these will never not be funny
>>534452294We'd have done fine if we just kicked the scrubs. Losing Owen Wilson was the last straw. Put someone who's willing to be bloodthirsty for at least top 500 in charge
Is it unfeasible for a f2p like me to 3 star all trainees? I just want to see them race in their real racewear
>>534452920donate when other anons request shoes
start your own request by clicking a type of shoe on the right part of the screen in the club menu
get club points
>>534450663>Akebono look like a giant ingame>180cmwtf she is shorter than me
>>534452881>>534452978I was talking about this.
>>534452852yeah that is called being not that good. skill issue.
been in my
>top 2000
club for weeks now and haven't done a single career in the last 10 days
>>534452872BIG TROUBLE?!?
I was secretly hoping golshi mode would reset every day, but nope
Sad
>>534452993It's okay, she don't bite
I'm tired of running Gold Ship
>>534448191Don't be too sad for him. His problems are over.
>>534452834>MLB Piece of Mindwat? I know it's Super Creek but why would you call it that?
>>534453143>gaslight spreadsheet
>>534449274wtf he died from diabutus
>>534453097yes if you roll for zero support cards and dump everything into uma banner
>>534450091i think that is rigged to be golshi. I asked like 10 different ppl and it just golshi
>>534453097With enough time, you'll get them there eventually!
>>534452923what about this
>>534453270because i'm a brainlet and dont know all the terms yet
>>534453160Chill club is chill
>>534453131She is JP tall
>>534452872Golshi's gettin' boredshi
>>534448191Good night, horsie.
>>534453097in time you'll get every 1* and 2* all the way to 5* for free because you're flooded with them when you roll umas.
>>534448191It honestly sounds so nice to live retired for most of your life, getting fat as fuck and just lazing around.
>>534452872Do you feel in charge?
>>534453217we told you to run some golshi careers before the week
>>534452994heh, that was fun
>>534452586Necrosis makes for the tightest pussies
I'm training Gold Ship.
Should I replace my 0LB Kitasan card with MLB Wit cards, like Matikanefukukitaru, Daiwa or Nice Nature?
I borrow MLB Super Creek, mostly for Swinging Maestro. Or should I replace her with 2LB McQueen and borrow MLB Kitasan?
>>534451698Hishi Akebono nursing handjob
>>534453464what's her deal? why is she in the wheelchair? does she race in it?
>>534453184the greed of some people lol
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h-how...1100 speed 1100 stamina 600 power 400 guts 400 wits...
how...
>>534452586You now have to take Grass Wonder off your ritualpost
>See people posting two or three 3-stars in a single 10 roll
Yet I didn't get a single 3 stars in this banner yet, when is my bad luck going to end...
>>534453570Iโd last maybe 7 seconds
>>534453665>400 wits>1 star witseems reasonable.
>>534452872by taking golshi out for recreation when she gets sad all you've done is teach her is that acting up gets her free playtime
>>534453413showa tall maybe. The kids i saw in nipland whenever i visit is all huge if the average height is 165cm. Their child birth rate is shit but their nutrition for kids seem to be working
I accidentally bought 25 stars for Oguri cause I was half asleep and saw grey hair. How bricked is my account?
>>534453665it first rolls between any of 5 stats, and then rolls star. It's very rare to get a desirable stat with 3* on it.
>>534453449You can't breed a boy.
is there a way to appeal a ban?
What savvy skills do exactly. What "better position" means for it to be worth taking.
>>534448152>hey guys do you have an unicorn? k thnks bye
>>534453148nah if you aim to hit 1.1k stam youd lose easily no skill involved more like a crutch issue
Looking for a club with others around my level since the in game search is terrible.
31 million fans
I log in 2-3 times daily
Not willing to join a discord
971890336290
I'm starting to seriously wonder if there's a bug in their daily 50 carats roll or my account, every fucking time I roll it then do an extra single roll (or the other way around) I get the exact same outcome.
Do I redeem the goldship, saars?
>>534453828no get fucked idiot
so should we only be farming goldship runs right now for fans?
>>534453920Not unless you can 3* her
>>534453828>he boughted the account
>>534452994Medium S is one hell of a drug, but the wombo combo of LPSI>Red Shift>Behold is really strong. Intense gaze is also stronger than expected, I think it really clutched a win against the Rudolf and Oguri Cap
>>534453920clear the misions first, dumbass
I'm following this tierlist chart for which Uma to get.
fuck the other tierlists.
>>534453828You could just try not cheating
>>534453917thats insanely lucky
Is there skill tier list?
>>534453902yes this is called a skill issue. you do not need 1.1k stam for med career races.
/uma/ club anons!! there is a large group of the elite Sakuraniku aces who want to put their setups to a club that can actually make use of their fans!! kick your 10 mil scrubs, our boys are exponentially better and more reliable. We even select blue shoes for exchange, take us in!
>>534453717Getting three 3 stars and none of them being the rate up feels worse, trust me
>>534453917dont complain about it
also why do you do the 50 carat roll? Just save them.
Is Symboli Rudolf better at pace chaser or late surger
>>534453717Should save up a spark before rolling, rolling into a banner outside of like the 50pc is pretty punishing
>>534453717>22.48096653% chance (1/4.45) of getting exactly 0 dropsunlucky but not improbable
fuck it, i am SICK of training oguri, if this one doesn't win i'll just buy a pack and pretend that she did
>>534453985missions even, my dent is extra deep today
>>534453997I would never cheat (on Suzuka).
>>534453972I can with those pieces.
>>534453985But I want to train a better Goldship without using tons or stamina for missions. I just started working on my Nice Nature and Tyachon debuffers...
>>534453980no I just thought the framerate thing would be useful. i didn't spend anything, so oh well I guess. back to wuwa.
another career run without Gourmand
Jp bros, show me your longest energy bar
>>534453717You will spark and you will like it
>>534453983how the hell did that left goldship beat right goldship???
>>534454137She's dead, Jim
>>534454053yeah i've had biwa and special needs dupes on the taishin banner its fucking infuriating
IF YOUR GOLSHI ISN'T END THEN SHES NOT A REAL GOLSHI
>>534454221You got banned for using hachimi?
>>534454347pace is better
>>534453717Try failing the SSR support rate up chance four times in a row and get back to me.
>>534454221>I just thought the framerate thing would be useful.
>>534453637Crippled from a past racing accident
She can still walk with some effort but uses a wheelchair most of the time.
Unable to run anymore, she became a robotics engineer.
We help her with the robot thing when she comes to Tracen to look for assistance with her work.
>>534454453end closer is the most chad position
>>534454429it didn't actually say why but I didn't cheat so probably
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>Had to use 2 clocks for GoldShip URA finales with these stats.
Wen you're brocked, you're brocked.
>>534453917>>534454067Answer me right now please
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>>534453717For every lucky anon bragging in /uma/, there are hundreds of unlucky anons that about to glue themselves.
>>534454067>also why do you do the 50 carat roll?Precisely because this shit keeps happening, the two previous times I got double Rudolf and three days after a double Fine Motion but I didn't think of making a webm out of the two previous times since I was away from my computer.
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>>534454282Medium S plus better Nice Nature support (left), which caused my goldshi to eat a bunch of debuffs in the final stretch. My NN on the right for reference.
This bra is stronger than anything else in the universe
there is nothing perfect about this, Daiwa
>>534454667even the debuffer is medium S wtf
>>534454679They should be showing me their panties instead
>>534454515is she based on a real crippled horse?
>>534454612Did you use anything else or just hachimi?
>>534451993All according to her master plan.
>>534454067you get 3 10 pulls doing the dailies or 1 10pull saving
>>534454623Mile? Not joking guts is a bit low.
>>534454227>motivation lost because Trainer didnโt consider your relationship with him as romantic
Thank her properly for the free gibs or you will receive guts sparks for the rest of Golshi week.
>>534454317I'm well aware but I don't plan to stop as long as she's in the game
>>5344547486 speed cards?
I pulled the exact same SR card (Bourbon) two days in a row from the free pullโฆ
>>534454317The honse is dead
The anime girl is eternal
>>5344548844SPD2WIT but really horrible rainbow chance
>>534454860Arigato GolShi
>>534454851damn that's fucked. it's stupid how the game doesn't even let you change the frame rate from the in-game settings
>>534454781Dont think so?
Fairly certain she is an OC horse but i would need to dig around to be sure.
>>534454835I never click stamina so I just have to deal with it.
>>534454860>got my last SR Eishin copy to MLB her from Golshi's free scoutThank you, Gold Ship.
>>534454904you can do 50 cost daily pulls (30) times or do a 1500 cost (10) pull one time.
>>534454860OF COURSE MY HORSE!
>>534455173Wait, you're right
Huh...
Wow. But isn't there a guaranteed SR for a 10 pull?
>>534455114the game speed is tied to framerate, they want the game to look nice. fags already skip every race, they'd make the whole game a shitty mess if they were allowed to rush through it faster in the process.
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>>534453917>0.005625% chance of happening
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do women really?
>>534454860thank you goldship
>>53445482350 carats a day premium pull is 500 carats for 10
a normal 10 pull is 1500 carats
>>534455227and?
you move from 26% odds for a SSR/3star to 59%
who cares about 1 guaranteed SR
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are either of these any good?
>>534455279Explains why Nice is such a bitch in game
>>534455227It's more optimal for going for SSRs since there's no boost for doing a 10 roll over singles.
Of course banners only last 2~ weeks so when it comes to going for pity it just saves you 1k paid gems.
>>534454860I ended up getting Taishin without having to spark and even if it took about 130 pulls the last 10-pull had three 3* umas in it that I didn't have.
Thank you Golshi.
I barely get friend points anymore. Did the newbies all quit?
>>534454860GRACIAS, BARCO DE ORO
I miss playing Mcqueen man
when will I get my 2nd Stamina spark
>>534455423Yes. For Condor's you'll need to build stamina though...
>>534455634oh. I'm playing as GolShi
>Do an honorary Grass Wonder career
>Get hot springs
bros..
>>534455279low self-esteem is a bitch
>>534455572They all stopped using your uma and support card bro, sorry to say
I usually carrot my uma parents so I can filter and find them easily when training. However, my CM umas are now lost in the sea of umas. Will they add another way to favorite umas?
>>534450180>mood down and get migraine>brain decides to press recreationI wanted to kill myself
>do a golshi career
>wins every single G1
>go to a bunch of G2 and G3 races for the missions
>loses way too much of those
what the fuck is going on? are G2 and G3 secretly buffed a shit ton in goldship mode? is she just throwing? I guess we will never know because i don't watch races.
>59987 fans before valentines
FUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG
>>534455667Oh, probably not then, since she's not at the front until the final spurt.
>>534448109 (OP)How do you people even play so much?
Doing three runs a day gives my arm pain from all the clicking.
>>534455884I do run her as a pace chaser
but thanks
>>534455868oof...
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should I DO IT NIGGAS
>Doing a Maruzensky run whilst listening to eurobeat since I haven't run her in a while
>Get hot spring ticket
I'm locking in.
>>534455868No choco for you
>>534455889I have 2 40 minute train rides a day and I can do 4 runs there too.
>>534455889I don't, I switched to a run per day after my median nerve started flaring up.
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>>534455242that's the chance of it happening in a vacuum. when millions of people are doing hundreds of rolls it's guaranteed to happen over and over because you're not doing a test of exactly 2 rolls, you're just noticing if any 2 out of hundreds in a row line up. rerollers saw this dozens of times each.
>Kono Gorudoshippu-sama yonda ka?
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RIP
>>534455806>mood down and get migraine>brain decides to press recreation>I wanted to kill myself>recreation is shrine visit>cures migraine anywayprofit?
>>534455889You need to exercise, friend.
>>534454860Thanks Goldshi
am I the only one spamming Bakushin career to get the golshi goodies without thinking too much?
>>534456040Sheโs so cute
>>534454453I think late chaser is her best position actually. Late chaser and then combo her with a Rudolph personal. Her passive works on both late and end, the Rudolph speed boost will get her ahead, plenty of strong recovery skills
>>534453665The game first decideds the stat, and THEN assigns the stars.
So if you're going for 3* speed/stam 60% of your runs are literally dead on arrivals and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>>534456268So called 'free thinkers'
teio is gf material, but she is not wife material.
>>534456380That's insane...
but I see. Thank you...
>>534455180Is this a reference to an actual photo?
Semana Especial
Barco de Oro
Daiwa Escarlata
Maravillas de Hierba
Simbolos de Rodolfo
Silencio Suzuka
Buena Naturaleza
Ducha de Arroz
fucking hell, the stats were fine too
>>534456395>teio is gf materialShe's like 8.
>>534455868valentines has a fan requirement? huh
>>534456394disgusting metaslaves
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on a scale from bricked to 10, how are my SR and SSR LBs looking?
>>534456140do you already have your 5640000 fans on golshi?
>>534455279women know nothing but spite and envy
>>534456054>didn't proc Anchors>won anywaywtf
>>534456394I should replace my nice nature with grass wonder to be a special snowflake. I actually like nice nature though...
>>534456380That is a very Japanese way of designing things
>>534456421Yes. Doto, the horse, gut punched the man extremely hard.
>>534456395The term daughterwife exists for a reason
>>534456482a front runner that gets blocked after a late start is basically guaranteed this outcome because they have no comeback mechanics and their skills are tied to being 1st. actually watch your races, it will show exactly why it happened.
>>534456534run both and TM Opera O as the ace
>>534454860sankyuu gorushi
If a grandparent is the same uma as the trainee what happens during inspiration events?
>>534456482>Golshi is dead toothis one is rigged
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>>534456584mechanically it works the same as usual
the animation only shows parents anyways
>>534456508I haven't finished a single golshi career
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>>534455938As long as nothing supernatural happens this should be easy...
>>534454041Scrubs have more pride and self respect than a traitor... stay with your club through hell and high water!!
Is there any guide to getting secret trainee events?
>>534456693She dies on the track
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>>534456101what is NEXT now
>>534456673im looking at the compatiblity calculator and it says the affinity is 0 does that matter?
so what do i do if i dont have nice nature or grass wonder
should i just run agnes tachyon as my sole debuffer or should i just run 3 aces
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>>534456395>he thinks he has a choiceBuddy she's an uma.
>>534456584an uma can get inspired by herself.
it's just that it will tank the affinity since an uma has 0 affinity with herself. but with enough G1 races won you can make it so this matters little.
>>534456584zero affinity with grandparent, less chances to inherit goodies
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cunt
>>534456508i would say 6/10 or 7/10
>>534456783>what is NEXT nowFrontier
>>534454881This is why the japanese lost the war to America
Why the fuck have a swordi n your house when you could have a gun?
give me your Evil Nature deck please
bwos... my oshi is a cheater? I can't believe this....
>>534456834How do you not have Neicha? Just drop a tenner on any horse banner
>>534456394>TachyonYou're WAY better off with a debuffing Front Runner so that all of its back debuffs are guaranteed to hit GoldShip.
>>534456783Take her to the milking room for a post-race celebration.
>The person with 600k fans who hasn't logged in in 8 days finally came online.
Please kick him anyway /uma/dachi dancho...
>>534456421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7NZ-5Ltjw
>easily won ura with goldship ever since
>GW
>she suddenly doesn't even want to make past the first arima kinen
Uhhhhh
Miss Goldship???????
>>534457025What would such a deck look like
>>534456992R Rudolf for sure, definitely essential, MLB not needed too
>>534448768>newscast conspicuously doesn't specify any details about the suspect other than name>name is always Hump Day or some shitGod, I hate Umas so much it isn't even real.
>>534456758https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
Select the uma of choice and see if they have any secret events
>>534456957>naginata>"sword"this is why americans are considered stupid.
why the fuck would you consider a weapon that is 70% hilt a sword.
Why Gold Ship is not being disqualified for an unsportsmanlike conduct after the races?
If this midge can do it, your trainee can do it to
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>>534456772It ate one of my clocks...
But we fucking won.
>>534457043Yeah, I'm leaving this shitty club.
>>534456856thanks, does this mean the trainee has to win the g1 races before inspiration?
>>534457118Kick this useless gelding!! I'll bet he doesn't even have a max lb Kitablacked!
is the golshi campaign actually harder? i keep fucking up where i normally wouldn't
>>534457301Enjoy your auntie sex
>>534457360yes but not really
GIRLS
I'M BEGGING YOU
STOP SHOWING AT GUTS TRAINING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
FUCKING FUCK
>>534457230>View Resultsdoesn't count!
>>534457360it feels the same to me
>>534457360a little so don't farm aces in that campaign just in case
>>534456992this is kinda working but i'm struggling to get wit above 1000
>>534457360yes it is meant to be harder
it even says so
>>534457360Seems the same to me
im very noob and new
what usually is your training workout routine?
idk if im doing this right
>first year: prioritize clicking as many support cards regardless the stat it lands
>second year: focus on rainbow
this is where i usually get confused, if you have 4 face cards that are not max yet but u have 1 rainbow in ur priority stat should you click the rainbow or 4 face cards? some are not orange yet
>last year: priority your main stat rainbow
did i do it right?
>>534448335Ticket's sudden passing a few years ago hit me hard, he seemed so energetic and well right before he suddenly died in his stable...
>>534457360Seems roughly the same to me
>>534457004i have a grand total of 3k jims right now after doing 400 pulls on the kitasan banner without getting a single kitasan so i shant be pulling for honses before 30k jims
You think we'll reach a point where like Kancolle we start getting foreign horses?
>>534457360stats are about 150-200 higher for URA finale, idk about the other races
>>534457043nope, it says he last logged in today, he's safe
>>534457360Unless you bricked your account with bad supports it's totally fine
>>534457648We already got one as boss fight.
>>534457360i've noticed no difference. the only time i lose is when my horse jobs, like in URA.
>>534457648umm we have foreign horses
>>534448109 (OP)>>534448191>Took you long enough, Grass. Those dandelions must be tasty!
>>5344573608 G1 races
but not really
you need to do really REALLY bad to get gameover before URA finale
>>534456210>light is gone from her eyes in the last panelwhats her problem
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nishino flower is my oshi
>>534457121Being a victim of Uma crime has to be extra insulting, imagine trying to tell someone you got assaulted by someone named Little Helper or some shit.
>>534453823Not with that attitude.
>>534457327no, you get bonus affinity for every race win shared between parents and grand parents. currently it's 1 point for each graded race (if a parent and grandparent have won the same race it's 1 point. if both parents and all 4 grandparents have won the same race it's 5 points).
in the future it will be only G1 races, but 3 points instead. this will be retroactive, so just try to maximise the same G1 victories between parent and grandparents.
The trainee doesn't matter (since your affinity is decided at career start.
For example for double O affinity you need 150 affinity. so the same 10 races between all parents/grandparents would get you there no matter the affinity between umas(after the above mentioned change).
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>>534457360I have completely failed URA finals that I definitely would have won first try on regular career, other than that all races before feel the same.
I just pulled my 7th Marvelous Sunday card
and then, when I shredded her to redeem the monthly sr+ voucher, it gave me Marvelous Sunday again
._.
>>534457532desu I'm starting to find the problem with focusing solely on supports first/early second year is they can really slow your facility levels if you get awkward turns. In the case you mentioned I would still always click the 4 member support but if it's only like 2 I'm not as sure.
>>534457751OUR FUCKING HEROINES.. and king halo
>>534457672I'm leaving then
>>534455889Oh cool I'm not the only one. I am going to try using a controller today to see if it is any better.
>>534457193She's not attacking the other racers, she's basically dumping gatorade on the coach.
>1 free! hovering over the scout button
>Scour everywhere in-game to see if I have a ticket or something, but I have nothing'
Am I just stupid or did I miss something?
>>534457727What does the skill part even mean? I've bought blue skill first and then upgraded to gold
>>534457751thats a fucking low blow anon
Is this good enough for CM?
>>534453562never use 0Lb cards, it's a trap. MLB daiwa is solid, same with MLB nice nature. You need super creek unless you can find a gold recovery skill somewhere else.
>>534458143the roll itself is free
>>534457360I never get skill sparks in this mode. Only stats
>>534458159i believe it's career specific skills like practice perfect
Still have been only to beat the career once. I hope this game gets fun soon :3
>>534458181Not even close
>>534457165Yeah I'm using it but it doesn't seem to show unlock conditions
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>E
E
>>534457751Now you made me teary again...
>>534458068NO SLANDER TO OUR GENERATION KING
>>534458143you get a daily free pull during golshi week event. week 1 is for supports, week 2 for umas.
you already missed the first one
>>534458032guy probably just made king halo porn and forgot to reset her back to og proportion
Are Symbolis a noble house, or more like wealthy/high ranking politician family?
>>534458143Both because the official announcement mentions the free rolls and everyone here has mentioned them before release
>Spe
>El
>Sky
>King
>โwith this, I will finally see you at long last.โ
>>534458318E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qskm9MTz2V4
>>534457848mandatory viewing and listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlcH0d17IU
>>534457360Yes, it's harder a little bit in URA finale I think
bwwos i'm literally jumping in my chair and flapping my arms around like an autist (like in urara morning emote) waiting for creek banner
i can't hold onto these carats for much longer
>>534457751Why did you have to post something like this
>>534457892>anon, who did this to you?>it-it was... Ketchup Step...
What's the better stamina card lb1 seiyun sky or mlb manhattan?
Cute little tickezo comic
https://x.com/kantanokachi/status/1953814177119973703
When is the last day of the month that you can join a new club and still get rewards?
SAKURANIKU DANCHO WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN UP ON US
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>>534458285Are you doing something wrong? You go to 'Secret Events' and click one of them, then a window should pop up
>>534458181sub 900 Stamina + 1 gold is apparently not enough for /uma/ debuff room
>>534457404ok we go on wit
Based Gold Ship is making me rich
>>534458519PULL PULL PULL PULL PULL
Pussy.
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>>534458641front runners can actually get away with that since one of nature's gold debuffs can miss if she's too far away
saving carats
to pull smart falcon of course
>>534457892>"Officer I've been raped by an uma">"Her name is One Inch of Love"
>>534457092Sweep Tosho (Trick Front & cuck the enemy out of Lone Wolf if you don't use it), Air Groove to target Goldship, other than that it's the usual Rudolf, Marvelous Sunday and others the trick is to run Urara as front to completely fuck the pace of the race and skill triggers if no one else is running a front runner
i thought you guys said the event would give enough star pieces to 3* gold ship...
>>534458614I see. The event I was after wasn't a secret after all so the conditions weren't there
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sweet, I think I'm ready for CM
higher level = better card
>>534458032Kingu is B85, same as Kita
If I'm trying the witmaxxing what should my deck actually look like? 4 speed 2 wit? 3 and 3? Do I make any room for stamina supports or do I leave that all up to sparks?
I've been playing around with it today but I can't get to the 1200/1000 figures I see on screenshots, although 800/800 is pretty achievable so it might just be that I'm not taking enough risky training.
>>534458190Thanks anon, that's exactly what I needed to hear. Hope your day is good.
if racehorses dies at 30ish at the very most, how about farm horses? 50 years?
>>534457892>There are several uma that no one would believe raped you
>>534458214>>534458341>>534458406Okay yeah, I'm stupid.
I just couldn't log in til late last night and was half asleep and didn't notice. Retail work fucking sucks, in case you didn't already know.
I also didn't come to this general until just now, basically. So hi I guess.
>>534458998all horses live about 30 years anon
She's so low it's starting to feel like a bug
>>534458929Very funny anon
>>534458968as many wit cards that let you reach 1200 speed as possible, for some decks it's 3/3 for some it's 2/4
if you don't have a good deck then it's probably 4/2
>>534458929I've been trying something like this and she gets murdered but good luck good luck.
>>534454781>>534455132nips think she's based on Yamanin Global, who actually survived getting implants after breaking his leg
>>534457165what the fuck theres SECRET events that give you buffs? i had no idea. this game is actually kinda cool...
mejiro mcqueen is weak to anal
>>534458929CM Room: 87489126
test your might, bring 3
>>534458998It's 30 on average for all horses. Being a racehorse doesn't have an influence on the lifespan
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>>534458181I think we're dead brother
>>534458807So manhattan is better right?
sakuraniku sucks! we still up here in top 50 haha where are you guys?? hahaha
1000 stam and 1 gold recovery or 800 stam and 2 gold recoveries
>>534459057Hello, welcome to our merry gathering anon!
Why is this general sexualizing Teio so much?
She's our daughter
>>534457892>>534458856>"I kept saying "No! Stop!" and she just thought I was moaning her name."
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I got Special Needs from my Goldship event SR, wish I got Rice instead
>>534459276We were sabotaged... please adopt our club members!!
>>534458998Oldest recorded horse is 62, Old Billy, a working horse. 30 considered pretty good for horse standards, 50 or more is extremely rare.
>>534459280800 stam + 2 golds
>connecting
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>534459109Thanks anon. It probably is just deck quality, I have to choose to borrow MLB fine motion or kitasan.
I have a stupid question, if you use 6 guts cards, do you get any extra to speed and power? If its an uma with extra gains there then even more?
>>534459342only man alive who did not pull golshi from this. put him in a lab.
>>534459498it'll be something like +20 speed +20 power +40-45 guts
>>534459483>reddit tachyon
CM room, come test 3 uma
63877847
>>534459186Yeah it's usually something like winning one of the Triple Tiara or Triple Crown races (or winning all three) so it's not hard to guess. Some tend to be a little more specific so you have to read the trainee's dialogue to see if they mention it
>>534459342sorry I took your Rice from you she was a duplicate
>>534457892>Indian Breath? A likely story kid.
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WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS BROS
>>534459604Haven't seen you in a while
I got nothing else to buy with the skill points left wtih goldship's run, beeline burst or professor of curvature?
>>534456758Senior Arima Kinen is optional for King Halo but you will get special cutscene if you win it
>>534459186Some really aren't worth it, some are good and you achieve pretty normally anyway. Like Mejiro McQueen's is a solid, Curren-chan's is not worth going out of your way for.
>>534459498meta in jp is 4 guts cards + swinging maestro card + op speed card
>>534459498i think about this a lot anon...
>>534459175Wait really?
I mean looking at the racewear and her hair in game i can see it...
Neat if true i guess
>>534459587>manhattan stimtoy
>>534459721>professor of boxing
Please open club spaces for the Sakuraniku peeps...
>>534448191We will remember your name.
>>534459721Beeline uptime is super shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFHp1sTxtHk
>>534459651Why would you do something like that bwo?...
Manhattan Cafe has the sexiest body.
Agree?
>>534459713>seemingly grown human woman swinging around a grown male like a child
>>534460020I find her sickly visage with her deep, golden eyes more worthy.
>>534460065The worst part is that Nishino Flower could do the same too.
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these free pulls are nothing but a scam
>>534460225>not the literal shrine maidenone job
>>534460269They're literally free.
>>534460269i have only ever gotten drek from single pulls. luckchads pick up infinite SSR horses while we sit here on the other end of the bell curve...
>>534460167>aw look at that dad and daughter wait... what is she doing to him... how is she doing that to him...
another couple of runs of
>5-10 random mood downs at worst moments
>boxed in early races
>only single rainbows all run
>guts/wit spark
thank you come again
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>The writer's barely-disguised fetish
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>>534459015>tfw Forced Pleasure keeps doing unspeakable things to you but no one believes you because they think you're making a dark joke
>>534459713Well? Are you gonna let her?
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I swear to god, she calls me "faget" whenever she uses that reply when on low energy.
>>534460167Kek. Thatโs hilarious
When is Manhattan Cafe coming to global?
>>534460439At least we have our imagination...
>>534460453God yes
>>534460596Femdom fags need their moments too.
>>534459713You haven't put a bun in the oven
>>534460596so /uma/ lied to me again
trainers do have human rights
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I think I'm too dumb ofr this game. I've only been able to beat the basic career with Bakushan and I only stacked speed....
>>534459781What got changed for it to become meta? Guts seem pretty useless nowadays or else everyone would be doing it
>20% risk of failure
>get the ultra punishment
rip
>>534460827Just borrow an MLB kitasan?
>>534460269>he didn't save his free pull for the Creek banner later todaybwo you lost out on a free Super Creek
>>534460408>reddit akebono
>>534460827It's the part of your training. It gets better and easier.
Worth spending friend points on golshi or should I be saving for MLB urara?
>>534460269>get stuff for free>its a scam!!!lol
>>534459984not woke enough, it needs a low budget english dub where the voice actors project themselves onto a character and cause drama on social media every waking moment
>>534460596-and that's a good thing.
>>534460827the beginning is rough. just keep failing upwards. borrow a good parent if you aren't doing that yet.
>>534461073That's a very long penis
Even for a horse
I just spent part of the day at my job fantasizing about putting my vet umas into a spreadsheet. Chat am I cooked?
>have 5 ssr cards
>3 of them are guts
fuck my stupid chungus life
>>534460453I love her so much..
>>534460847Guts on Japanese version:
>Direct Impact on Last Spurt Speed: Guts now directly affects an Uma Musume's potential top speed during the final spurt (the last third of the race), making it more critical for securing victories in close races.>Neck-and-Neck Mechanic: A new "neck-and-neck" mechanic was introduced, where two Uma Musume running side by side in the final straight sprint receive a speed boost proportional to their Guts stat. This makes Guts a deciding factor in head-to-head duels, significantly increasing its value in competitive scenarios.>Position Battle Mechanic: During the early stages of a race, a "position battle" mechanic allows Uma Musume to compete for better positioning, with the speed increase during these battles tied to the Guts stat. This enhances Guts' importance for runners using strategies like "Escape" (Getaway), particularly for maintaining or fighting for the lead early on.>Great Escape Skill: A new rare skill called "Great Escape" (ๅคง้ใ) was added, which allows runners with an Escape strategy to create significant separation from the pack early in the race. Guts plays a role in this skill's effectiveness, as higher Guts improves performance in positioning competitions. However, this skill can backfire if multiple Uma Musume with Great Escape compete, as it may lead to excessive stamina drain.basically if you have no guts you fucking die
>this horse in a random room match
loser
>>534461230Notice how Tachyon is unbothered and Cafe is seething.
>>534461169No you aren't but I'm unemployed and I also did that because I crave working with spreadsheets
>>534461301I've seen Natures with 10+ debuff skills, this is nothing lmao
Can I get some yandere umas?
>>534460827It's time to learn the importance of balancing stats and obtaining the right skills for your umas.
>even end golshi goes in front of the debuffers by the time they fire
godamnit
>>534460827>367 Bakushinliterally how
>>534461378you know you bring 3 right?
>>534459883>>534460453>>534460065>>534460685>>534460759so she is the horny in a motherly way that wants to mate with (me) or she wants to be a mother?
also when is her banner dropping
>no motivation to play at all because creek's banner is in 4 days and I'll have to redo all my horses anyway
>>534461285I want the game to speed up x2 to catch the japanese already, feels like we are fighting for scraps in the worse version
>>534461462did you get goldship the negative skill Gatekept during her career event choice?
>>534461462only sometimes
is it okay to bring 3 aces to these CM rooms or are people expecting debuffers
Is there any trainer-sans that like Tosen Jordan, or is she only exists to be mogged by Golden Ship in story? What Japan thinks about her? I don't think she has any merch.
>>534461548you start with those 5 G+ veterans so you can set up your TT team during the tutorial. at least i hope that's them.
>>534461598how the hell do you find the motivation to redo 9* sparks man
>>534460269i got a Matikanefukukitaru yester day and Grass wonder today.
she was warning me
Holy shit Tachyon robbed that match
>>534461665I don't know man, do you kindly ask your opponents to bring debuffers on the actual event?
>>534461665Bring whatever you want your team to be, as long as it's 3 horses
>RNG so bad I don't reach 1200 speed with bakushin and 4 speed cards
That was a rough one
>>534461665just bring what you would bring to CM obviously
what would the point be otherwise
>3 lines of medium
>haven't activated once for 20+ runs now
>finally activates
>literally 0 speed rainbows for the entirety of 3rd year
I want to burn kitasan. Useless shit card.
>>534461610No, we get to savor and experience everything in release order and pace just as the other servers did
>>534461727whats this about?
My second onsen and it's with this faggot again FUCK
>>534461390This semen demon npc has more art of her than some actual umas that have been playable for over a year.
She may actually be coming soon.
>>534461987wrong, we are already going 1.5x speed
>>534461686She's Helios's friend and a cutie so she's fine by me.
Sorry danchou, I'll be busy playing the BF6 beta so no daily quota from me
>Make Agnes and Evil Nature for CM
>"Hmm, i don't have a third, i'll slap this random front Mejiro i have just to fill the slot"
>She's doing better than Agnes
WHAT THE FUCK
>>534462117Danchou kick his ass
>>534461686She got some attention once her paid old man dating alt got released
>>534462026>gets wacky autism filled sex>complains
danchou kick everyone but me so we can erp
>>534461993Imagine having a relationship with someone that isnt your Umamusume
Lol Lmao
i'm getting myself a goldship A+
wish me luck
>>534462117NOOOOOOOOOOO MY MONTHLY REWARDS
>>534461686Me. Iโll correct her behavior by turning her into a happy mother.
>>534460453imagine studying years just to end up playing goo goo babies with your trainee
>>534462117I'm revoking your Doto plush privileges.
>Check Goldshi event goals
Is this some sort of joke? Or did I stumble upon the no actual life zone? I'm literally unenployed right now and I don't have the time to do all of that
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Wuld you let Super Creek talk to your mom this way?
>>534462489did you confuse "career goals" for "careers"?
>>534461587The former. She wants to pamper you endlessly but also wants your dick, pretty much everybody sees you two like a married couple towards the end of her career
>when is her banner droppingThe 11th, but it's only the support card
If you want her unit you have to roll on the uma banner or wait until her Legend Race comes
>>534462026>gets the most beautiful girl in the game>complains
I have never seen anyone leave a CM practice room and say "HOLY SHIT THAT PACE CHASER WAS STRONG!"
Actual meme running style and yet it's 2/3 the cast.
I saw a video of tachyon pranking cafe with tea but cant find it anymore
>>534462489just don't do all of them? the most important goals like the guaranteed SR/2* tickets and golshi pieces are all way before 100%.
there's no title locked behind it so no one will ever know you didn't finish it.
>>534462117Same, I think I'll just join a casual club for a while.
change your driver enable some shit enable securoboot restart your pc update your driver restart uninstall daemon tools restart and it still has the same cheaters as usual what the fuck were they thinking
>>534461631>>534449429Wait a fucking second, are people actually trying to get Gatekept on their Golshi for CM? What kind of autism is that?
>>534462737i'm most impressed by front runners desu
>>534462674513 races seems like a lot to me to be honest
doing all of the golshi missions except for the 5.64m fans on gold ship one (fuck off)
>>534462026I lost my virginity to Golshi
never got another onsen ticket after that
>>534457751who invited man man king halo
blud thinks hes on the team
>>534462707Insane how much her headphones debuff her.
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>>534462702Ok, should I raise Tachyon's potential to level 4, and then farm stamina sparks and then force her a stamina park to have finally a good horse with stamina sparks inheritables? I heard Tachyon is a really good horse to put sparks stuff on it.
also which costume do I unlock, Grass Nature's or King Halo's?
I think Golshi smells bad and is dumb
>>534462856like 30 ish careers?
>>534462856It's like 2-3 daily runs in a span of 2 weeks, if your average around ~15 races per career.
>>534461727>hfw she sees you with a brown haired uma
>>534462856If you run an average of 12 races per career it's 14 days*3 careers a day
>>534463007I think you should eat your vegetables
>>534462879I can't even remember all the umas I've gotten onsen tickets for.
>>534462879Goldshi's your one and only, no cheating.
>>534462549w-why am I hard
>>534463007can tell she smells of mildew
i fucking hate this character
>>534462870Special Week... sexy?
>>53445899830 for a horse is like 85 for a human
>>534463007>>534463208McQueen stop samefagging
>>534463241>shatono diamond
I won by pure luck once and got way too high score in the pvp and now I'm about to go to class 6 with a team that has half of it being B and B+, I don't want to go up bros...
>>534427079Reminder that ruskies are subhuman nigger scum akin to seanigger or chink bugs <3
>woke up
>...
...post something cute
>>534462879Your dick is sealed
>>534463376>special needs
>turn 3 charming
>all friendships maxed
>zero (0) rainbow trainings in the first summer
bricked run
looking for an active club at A rank or higher.
fan count is only at 30 mil because i started playing 16 days ago.
ID: 896538884250
>>534460065The amount of people who've never been to an amusement park with a female human being is incredibly depressing.
>>534463415hovering between 5 and 6 is good for you though. you get more rewards
>>534463535anon that is clearly meisho doto not special week
>>534463535...?????
bwo...?????
meish
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>>534463535>Not knowing Doto
>>534463461>sperging about a random comment from 3 threads agokek I hope you're actually Ukranian, nobody else can seethe this much about a war that will not effect their life at all.
>>534463580beware of sakuraniku. they suck lololol. headed for B rank HAHAHAHA
>>534462549she wouldnt need to, mom would be happy
>>534463007I think one of the main benefits of uma musume and only seeing horses through a screen is that you can't smell them. horses are great but man they are STINKY
>>534463481actually i have a force field so no you didnt rape me
>>534461598Her banner is tonight anon...
>>534463539i just had a very similar run, and it was so bad i somehow didn't win the URA semi final.
did get my first 3 star spark tho.
Uuuuuuuuh, this is Cheval Grand? This is an outright complete 180 compared to her in the anime
What the fuck?
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>>534463781Jesus, just give me a 3 star if I get A+ and 1100 in the stat why are you jerking me off at half mast.
>>534463591>humblebragging in a 4chan gacha thread
>Summer.
>No rainbows.
It was the Jewish horses.
>not a single debuff hint
man
do I need to prepare parents with debuff sparks or something?
is this a gold ship deck?
>>534463867Gimme a drink
Bartender
>>534463872Doto deez nuts
>>534463591>Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>5344639284chan is normie board these days.
>>534463903show cards anon, I'm trying to get a Rice showah with this distribution but I keep failing
>>534461610the whiny crybabies already throw a tantrum about acceleration as-is.
not sure what's worse
a run that starts like shit and is immediately doomed or a run that starts perfectly and nosedives in the middle or near the end
>>534463872It is an intentional misspelling for comedic value of the acronym DotA (Defense of the Ancients) a video game originating from a custom game for Warcraft 3
>>534463990Your stamina and speed were too low for that build to be useful anyway, you don't need 1200 wit
>>534463858Anime!Cheval was a mistake. I will never forgive S3 for ruining her.
>>534464052imagine how much better the game would be if all the umas were that age.
>>534464005That with stm sparks or 2spd 4stm with speed/power sparks are my go to.
narita taishin isn't good for this CM since her unique triggers at a bad time and I should use gold ship instead right?
>>534463591Mom took me to the county fair once.
>>534464101Why did they make this horse into a bitchy loli witch, wasn't Tosho actually pretty good?
>>534462489it's literally less than an hour a day to max it all out. you probably just suck at the game.
>>534455625what did he mean by this
>>534464101why don't i teach you a cool spell
>>534464248Use whoever you like, the difference in performance is not significant
>pulled Creek with one of the event 2* tickets
B-but I don't wanna play goo goo babies...
>>534464208Chill out pedonon
>>534462839We warned you about the autism in the non-whale bracket bro, you are unironically better off queueing with the whales and taking chances you dont run into one.
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>redditeio
Embarrassing Mr. Bond. My Narita Taishin activates Nemesis, and on the final corner uses Encroaching Shadow.
Your redditeio has been boxed in.
>>534463818Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
>>534464029It was Kita/Tosho/Diamond/SC/Mayano MLB and a 2LB Biko. If you want similar stats and want to chance it you can do the same with Mayano MLB + SC MLB and 4 Speed cards. I just wanted to try 3 Spd/3 Stam to see if I could max Stam for the spark.
>>534464280No life seethe
>first place in all races so far
>can't get top 3 in kikuka show burning THREE alarms
go fuck yourself goldship
>>534464241>random event slaps Slacker on you>it doesn't heal on first infirmary visit>it can go on for even morewe love these.
>>534464262it's a popular archetype in japan.
>>534464208variety is important.It's nice to daughter umas, wife umas and mommy umas
>>534464101>webms you can hear
>>534464507it's always on my best runs
>>534464345>only thing that comes to mind when mentioning kids is wanting to fuck themI'm just goo goo babies creek posting bwo.
>>534462489I'm employed and already halfway through
>>534462489It's for two weeks, you don't need to do it in one day
>>534464571yeah of course cuz theres sound dummy
>>534464342Should've thought about that before you got her, buddy.
>>534462489I've done 3 runs at work today
>>534464445skill issue seethe
how to go from potential racer to spark farmer in one button press
>>534460827follow a good account for a good parent (anything above 6* stam)
use that parent to make your first parent
use the parent you made to create more
you now have solved most of the stat check required to clear URA
the rest is breeding better parents and getting better decks to get consistent results
>>534464262Because she needs to eat her vegetables
>>534463535>My Wife Ardan
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If you guys ever need an ego boost, go on Tiktok live and join random CM lobbies. Much easier and more representative of the average player than the nutjobs here.
>>534464693Based deep rot of western society
>>534464716>took high risk training>surprised at failingyou did it to yourself
>>534464798Holy shit is that a 90% WR JP pvper legend I see?
>>534464427Uhhh I guess this will have to do lol
>>534464942what's the difference between get well soon and don't overdo it?
>>534464250And she was probably really happy, but it's a different kind of happy when there's a girl that may/may not like you who is happy and hanging around you.
>>534464017>>534463928You niggas never went on a HS trip to Disneyland or 6Flags? Dafuk?
>>534464858>go on Tiktok live...why is this part necessary?
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>>534465079literally any question like this is answered better by just using ctrl+f on the guide in the OP
when is cm. i dont feel like preparing shit. im no whale
>>534464262the real sweep was a bratty bitch, it's accurate
>>534464982do you have your own 0 LB sc
i would do that with MLB kita over this
>I couldnโt help but notice you got home twenty minutes later than usual and took 17 minutes longer than average to respond to my text. I also noticed you smiling while talking to Aoi chan more than normal. I certainly hope that sheโs giving you good tips about how to train me.
Holy shit... Sakuraniku is in complete shambles. almost rank 2000 and dropping with seven members left in a day
>>534464678born to loli
forced to hag
>>534463858game cheval is more like the real cheval
>try to raise parent
>get two stats above 1000
>get 1 star wit spark
Okay fine, I get it, I got unlucky
>get two stats above 1000
>get a 1 star in the stat that was raised up
This is where you can fuck right off. Stopping fucking me in the ass you cunt game
>>534465313Aoi is nothing to me.
>>534464507every time I see the words sleep deprived appear on my screen I brace myself for the worst
>>534448191sleep tight grass.
>>534465164to find CM rooms?
>>534465313Sorry i was texting happy meek
>>534465291I tried but sadly not, all I have stamina wise is Mcqueen LB2
>>534465223you have well over a week until the 1st race for it
>>534465548can't you just.. uhhh.... hmmm... uuuhh....
>>534464730do you have good parents I can follow anon? I'm newcutie
>>534456996She uses marked cards to cheat in card games. What do you think?
This is as good as it's gonna get. I'm almost out of juice and still haven't started on the other 2 cm horses.
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>>534464982You could try this too, but I feel like this guy was on the run of his life.
>>534465587>low powerit's so over
>>534464942>20% on a triple rainbow speed training>doesn't take ityou will never be a real toraina
>>534465448Aoi is full of shit
>>534465695>we have to wait 4 years for OrfevreFuck my life.
>beneficial conditions in career
what does this even mean
>>534465803real toraina use wit training when the triple rainbows don't show up so it's risk free when they do show up
>It's another "Near perfect run until Kitasan decides to spend the entire senior year in guts training" episode"
I hate this one
>>534465876Charming, practice perfect, etc.
>>534465587AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534465770I guess I will adapt this somehow
>>534464262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagHtR-wRL0
She was notoriously difficult to train and refused to listen to her team most of the time but she was very strong once they actually got her running
>>534465876charming, practice perfect, hottopic
I can deny it no longer
I want to bakushin Bakushin right in her bakushin
>>534465876conditions that are beneficial. practice perfect for example. if you're a noob just borrow fine motion and take the 3rd option on her 3 choice event, or watch out for kitasan's mall event and click the bottom option about making a guide or something.
>>534465762top 1% uma, just hope you don't run into the top 0.99%
When can I pull this bitch?
So are non JP horses verbotten in this game? No Secretariat ever?
>>534465762>Wet conditions>Uma standid you have no other skills to take?
>Can't find anyone to follow with a non MLB Black
Please... I beg you
>>534466194We already got some american horses anon
>>534466194Non jp horses are fine, the real anathema are horses that never raced in Japan, but even those have a chance of becoming an npc or something.
>>534466013This outfit did things to me
>win every race 1st try
>random 13th place once cause I got boxed
>win every race 1st try
>Ura Final
>2nd place
>2nd place
>2nd place
>11th place
Thanks game
>>534466235But Narita Top Road is straight
>>534465762>noooo i only have 1200/800/800 3 gold skills and a 3*+ golshi whatever will i do against the 80000 steam babies ill run into in my CM pool waaaah
Umao will be purging the weak
>>534466194they're allowed when they actually interacted with the JP horses, like El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder. Later there's an entire campaign about the JP horses invading France to win their fancy horse races so you get to see a lot of french horse stuff.
>>534466312I have mlb sweep
>>534465770>but I feel like this guy was on the run of his life.His wallet certainly was.
>>534466363Jesus, no wonder she is grass wonderโs rival
Which Uma is the biggest fatty?
>>534466084i can see the pose in my head
sakuraniku danchou.... purge the slackers PLEASE
I don't have Grass wonder it would be nice to get a free copy to remember her by just saying bros...
thats it, no more goo goo babies
>>53446616819 more banners
>>534465762i can never get medium s
but the rest of the skills might save me....
>>534466687>GatekeptAnon?
>>534466776I DONT WANT TO GET BOXED
>>534466640but i didnt study...
>>534448512Uh your URA sparks?
>>534466869Well today is not your lucky day!
Will I ever be able to clear two ailments at once?
>>534466687all those skils would lose to an equal stat but Med S golshi
>>534465687try these accounts
138995242775
175446128727
192317752300
232338561394
362846326977
404234686587
493310392128
hopefully you can follow atleast one of these to start
>>534466640Why did the janny ban you bwo?
What's the secret to getting an S rank?
When is that mega banner with all the horses sparkable? I want to do that, but I also need horses and statues to 3* golshi for CM....
>>534466908Made for pampering me
>>534467147It was cloudfare not liking my app useragent.
>>534467191whale and get 1200 in spd stam wit
>>534467195Your friend points?
>>534466605lmfao grifters always finding some excuse to beg
>>534462870HOLY SEXXXXXXXXXXX
>>534466194one of the careers is going to france and getting raped by french umas
>>534467265Wouldn't spd+pwr+wit be easier?
>>534466947She'd fuck you.
>>534467265yeah, but whale what? and how do I get 1200 spd stam and wit?
How long will it take a f2p account playing everyday to get to the same level whales are at rn?
>>534467295I don't get friend points. I had really shitty luck in my 400 rolls on the kita banner.
>lose make debut to NPC
>watch her concert to humiliate oguri
>her voice is incredible
my new oshi...
>get the perfect debuff hints
>job the arima kinen cause lol brocked
this fucking bitch....!! I'm frontrunning her next time
Dammit
I'm going to have a perfect King run, one of these days
>>534467357yes excuse me i meant pwr
>>534467382You will never get there
>>534453717Always use binomial distribution calculator before you roll if you want to take risk. You'd be surprised how sometimes seemingly large rates can fuck you up.
>>534467612>Always use binomial distribution calculator Any spreadsheet dweebs care to translate this to English?
>>534467375Dump money on a support card banner and hope you get a bunch of MLB SRs and SSRs
Stick the best of those MLB cards into your deck (Ideally the deck should have at least one MLB SSR/SR speed card and 2-3 wit cards, MLB Fine Motion should be in there if you have her)
Get your Stam sparks
Train SPD and Power, WIT when your energy is low
???
Profit
The upcoming Super Creek banner will be good for whaling on if you wanna
>>534467397Did you mlb one of the meta SRs? considering how many people have kita as their borrow I feel like you'd get the same amount an average mlb kita gets
Any good forehead sluts like Bakushin?
>>534467727anon... binomial distribution is like 9th grade math...
>>534468460I didn't go to high school......
>>534468250I've tried. I have mlb hishi, bourbon, mayano, daiwa, and matikane that i put up for a few days, but no luck. i also tried lb3 kitasan. The only one I get borrows on is the mlb special week from the first event, but thats like 60 friend points per day or something stupid small.
>>534468704oh... math is pretty fun...
>>534468776>but thats like 60 friend points per day or something stupid small.This nigga saying he gets """no""" borrows when he getting 60 fp a day foh
>>534469029well... when a golshi 5 piece is 2k and i want her 3* for cm then its pretty much nothing...
>>534468776sorry about that anon. I guess you'll have to try and get a good parent to broaden the pool of followers you have and raise the chance they borrow your card as well
>>534466450I really hope one day the add Sunday Silence in some way. Given he's the great grandparent of so many of these horses.
>>534465093>ou niggas never went on a HS trip to Disneyland or 6Flags? Dafuk?No I went to a bunch of neighboring euro countries and had my shit stolen by niggers in both France and Italy
>>534470107in a certain form you can say he is already in the game, from what i've seen from just one guy he proposed the idea that the invisible friend of cafe is him
>get the hot spring ticket for Rudolf
Welp I guess I have to lock in now
>>534464137>having their parents approval>academy constantly giviing you free tickets to date your traineethe signs have always been there
>>534465496POV: you had a daugther with Tachyon and Digitan
>>534451461BIG UMA
BIG LOVE
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