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Ok, now post it

>>535751442
mambo

is 71 million fans good enough to join a vg club?

Ok, now host it

Teio has the best nudes

This is as good as it's getting. Creek never appeared with Maestro. I'll just hope that no one is debuffing End Closers in my lobby.

bugged ass game

should i roll for at least one copy of tazuna or can i skip.......

Ok, now toast it.

>>535751442
The Emperor is dead

sending all my paycheck to urara

>>535751442
Yeppers!!!

Is this good for CM?

I wish I had a T.M Opera O boyfriend (female uma)

Bro........i can't find a reason to roll for her.
NONE. ZERO

>>535751517
Tazuna isn't that important.

>race bakushin one too many times in a row (3)
>mood down
>mood down
>mood down
Oh, I'm so sorry

>>535751574
great

>>535751517
no

How do you pronounce this skill?

>>535751442
nigger

Teio!

>

Mood down
new condition: poor practice

>>535751509
That's a lot of active skills.

>>535751668
goo foo

>wasted 2 turns on night owl
>no firm condition hints
>only a few 2 rainbow speeds
BRICKED

I tossed a 10 at the Falcon banner last night and finally got Special Week!

>>535751668
Guh zero zero first period finfinitesemicolon.
Why, how do you pronounce it?

>>535751668
goo first ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>535751668
G zero zero First dot F infinity

>>535751668
G-Double-Oh-First-Dot-Eff-Infinity-Semicolon

So the best way to win Triple Crown with Bourbon is to get her Mile and Long aptitude to A and pray the game triggers enough skill event during the pre-debut phase?

>>535751517
You will literally never use her outside of URA, but even in URA you won't use her because the whole point is trying to high roll with 6 stat/skill supports

>>535751668
Goost, foo

>>535751668
GOO FIRST FOO

Taiki this is the 6th time you've asked with help finishing your burgers. I'm beginning to suspect you are ordering that many on purpose.

Are you still doing your 3 daily runs?

>>535751509
>No ramp up, playtimes over, slipstream, medium straightaways
If you match up against goldships you'll watch your Taishin get velocity diffed, stuck behind someone every single race and do nothing
Ask me how I know.

>>535751509
>sleeping lion
It's probably not going to proc a lot of the time, unfortunately

>>535751509
deck?

>>535751668
Go-oh fuh-sto fufufufufufufufu

>>535751668
GO 1st Finfinite

>>535751728
I would have picked up some track passives if they had appeared.

I keep losing derby as Taishin, how to win it as endcloser?

>>535751668
G Double O 1st Force Infinity

WHERE GIBS?

>>535751668
G00 = Go
1st = First
F∞ = Forever ( ∞ is infinity, but since it starts with "F" then it's a word for infinity starting with F = Forever)

repostin how the fuck are you supposed to train Narita Taishin properly and get good stats on her? the event before kikuka sho where she drops to Bad/Awful mood and gets practice poor is a pain in the ass and you have to gamble like 15 turns to 2% and recreation's 2 mood stages event unless you want to waste 4-5 turns trying to fix her up
Tazuna helps with practice poor and some of the mood issues but it cripples your deck

3 double circles, absolutely nothing can go wrong!

This thread isn't looking very first-rate.
Let's fix that with King Halo images.

>>535751873
She has the best fucking events.
Love Taiki
Yehaw!
Victory~

>>535751958
reipu

FUCK I HATE STRAIGHTAWAY SKILLS SO FUCKING MUCH. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS TOLD ME BREATH OF FRESH AIR IS GOOD. I'VE BEEN DOING CM PRACTICE ROOMS AND IT EITHER FUCKING PROCS WHEN EVERYONE RUNS OUT OF THE GATE OR AT THE FINAL SPURT WHEN EVERYONE IS ALREADY HITTING THEIR FULL SPEED.

>>535752115
>not running front
4th

>>535751506
prove it

Sex on the beach with my choco goddess

>>535752115
>pace
oh nyo

>>535751470
>good enough to join a vg club
you probably have more fans than a majority of the people ITT

>>535752078
Aoi Kiryun bitch removes mood debuff in one rest. Practice poor can go away on it's own, or not, like in my case where I forgot about it once and failed to get the best ending of this event.

>>535752163
Hmmm ... nyo.

>>535752135
She's prime breeding material.

>>535751470
>>535752219
the average person here bitches about quotas in one breath and then brags that their stamina is full in the next.

>>535752165
it's not "good". It's literally your only option.

It's time to delete this garbage.

>>535712798
NTA but you brought it up and I kinda wanna know now

>>535751903
Because I have to be in the second half of the pack mid-race? Yeah I guess, but like I said, Creek never gave me Maestro.

>>535751907
Kitasan, Sweep, King Halo, Manhattan, Creek and I borrowed a MLB Biko Pegasus because someone a few threads ago said she was a great statstick.

>>535752165
BoFA procs for me in good places sometimes...

>>535752078
>He thinks tazuna cripples your deck

>>535752190
>>535752209
it's that shrimple

>>535751949
like dis. this was my first career on a new account

>>535751580
She makes my dick hard, that's all the reason I need.

>>535752378
I love when their tails stick straight out like a startled cat.

>>535752135
more like sex halo

>>535752165
Should of trained WIT.

>5 medium sparks to possibly hit from inspiration
>hit none of them and don't get medium S

For me its King Nature. Nice Halo?

>>535752165
if you have other non-maestro non-innate gold stamina skills to put on late surgers I'm all ears

>teio shards at 90
>legend race
guess I can claim her for free when that day arrives but should I? Wouldn't it be better to just hoard it?

>>535752565
Bro I regularly miss with 10

>>535751668
G-Zero-Zero 1st F-Infinity. Or as I call it Goo! 1st F-Infinity.

>>535752135
First-rate wife, King Halo!

>Speed Symboli
I never saw this one before.

>>535752483
Yeah, I won almost all races on my first try too. Now, its never ending fail train, and losing derby can derail entire skill progression.

>>535752575
>King Nature
Not puffy enough

>>535752497
This image alone is slowly convincing me to roll for her

>>535752724
npc horse

>>535752609
Well if you roll Teo then you will inly need 150 total to get 4*

>>535752446
Thanks anon, that seems like the exact same deck I see used on all the monster umas around here. I really should have cut my losses and rerolled for Kitasan instead of sunk-costing.

Too risky for me tbqh

>>535752747
>Now, its never ending fail train
it's weird how this game works

>practice perfect early
THIS IS THE RUN

>>535752497
>slop

>>535752378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvlMb-NOtI

>>535752843
*dies*

>>535752905
enjoy failing the first 1% and getting practice poor bwo

>>535752356
what you want me to do more than 1 career run per day?
no thanks, sweatlord-san

>medium S
>But shit stats
Reeeeeeeeee

>>535752609
YOU SHOULD CLAIM AND FLIRT WITH YOUR HACHIMI
NOW

>>535752327
hmmmm nyes

what should my deck look like for a Nice Nature run?

I just noticed they have new lines for 1*/2* umas to 3* during training
Cute

>>535753043
3 wit, 2 speed, 1 stam.

>>535752809
>Hey, Trainer! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Who's the king of babymakiiing? 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Ohohoho!

>>535752940
I'm more of a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQGmnWctlvQ
guy myself.

King ANAL

a thought occurs
if umajp has been out for 4 years and we're catching up in just 2, why are we assuming carats will slow down forever? did they really not get any carats over there at all??

>>535753040
I'm here to train horses, not flirt

Umas weak to loving kisses?

>>535753268
Narita Brian

>>535753268
Narita Taishin

When does her banner drop?

>>535753249
>we're catching up in just 2
roru

>>535752809
>ten minutes of non stop praising
What is her problem?

>>535753268
Narita Top Road

Favorite Umamusume anime OP? This one might be mine. The bridge melody ties into the characters so well and the solo during the chorus is perfect.

>>535752724
is your wife’s grandmother now

What do you do with Uma with good starts but were cursed with shity sparks?

I just realized Smart Falcon has no friends in her career. Like it was 98% just her and you. Her roomate Eishin Flash only appeared once (and without dialogue) because they never met irl (like Spe and Suzuka). The only other Uma that appeared is Rudolf, and that was only because irl Rudolf's death was during Smart Falcon's peak.

Cygames took notes of this, and the next dirt umas are announced in one batch (Copano Rickey, Hokko Tarumae and Wonder Acute) to not repeat friendless campaign like Falco's.

this stupid look rudolf and spe do when you tell them they can eat as much as they want in the 30+ energy event
like they know they get to be absolute fucking beasts on the buffet for the next hour

Uhh.. horse period? How do i fix it, can't take her to the vet.

>>535753249
We will not catch up in 2.
We are projected to be where JP is now in 3 years. But by then they will obviously have progressed by 3 years. Meaning we will still be 3 years behind.

>>535753484
put them down

>>535753589
just win races
its not that hard

>>535753589
say hello to her irl ailment

>>535752905
You don't take the shoes?

>>535753530
Kitasan has the same problem with hers too. And Bakushin, since a lot of her story is told in Biko Pegasus’ campaign and she didn’t come out till ages later

>>535753249
the schedule is just barely faster we're catching up in maybe 5 years

>>535753589
you need to keep going, will fix itself

>>535753695
What's the lore?

>>535753464
they NEED to get oguri's VA to sing the cingray OP. i'm actually thinking of looking into how those ai song covers work so i can do it myself

>>535753589
biological clock is ticking
better put a baby in her, asap

>>535752165
it gets good in like a year when BOFA is changed to only proc on middle-leg straightaways

>>535753530
>Cygames took notes of this
nah, they're still absolute retards, just look at Bubble Gum Fellow

>>535753464
Was that close-up forehead shot really necessary?

>>535753464
BELIEVE DREAM
nananana something something
BELIEVE PRIDE
nananana something something
BELIEVE YELL (wtf does this mean)

>>535752843
the subway slammer...

>>535753765
>when you see an unattended fence

>>535751579
You and me both brother

>>535753320
>>535753359
>>535753424
So the Narita clan is just weak to romantic gestures in general?

>>535753464
RTTT has my favorite OP as well.
It's the reason I recommend the 4 episodes ONAs rather than the "movie", because you can listen to the OP multiple times instead of just once.

I put the recommended pulls from the ref doc into the pull planner and it's really not looking good for f2p. Even as a f2p who only buys the monthly and random ssr packs I'm completely screwed.

>>535753984
>s I'm completely screwed.
for what?

>they stopped having trainers sing umapyoi after s2 so it's only spica and hana
SOULESS

>>535753984
pay up gaijin

What does the T.M. stand for?

>>535753768
>>535753607
yeah idk why I had in my head "we're accelerating to catch up" when I've looked at banner timelines multiple times before
anyway if the new player rewards are fine i might get JP and roll durandal early

>>535754052
She caught me changing clothes after she barged into my room

>>535751579
>>535753921
me too bros..

>>535753714
Pretty sure Biko Pegasus is already in-game, she has the support card and I raced against her in a daily race.

Now, if she was always there in the JP version launch edition, that's another matter, I don't know.

>>535754094
I mean how the fuck are they suppose to top SPICa man? Literally the best version of Umapyoi in every conceivable way

>>535753984
did you fall for the cygenerous meme? japanese gachas are not generous at all.

Sorry why do we want to "catch up" again? I like having the content but slightly faster as is. It's nice that we have an evolving meta rather than going to straight to UR1600 or whatever stats.

>>535754335
>evolving meta
we are just retreading the JP meta without all the initial experimentation

>>535754039
This had to be intentional, right?

>>535754274
Bourbons trainer is voiced by Takaya Kuroda

>>535754278
this one's so greedy they won't even give you honse lewds

>>535754184
The Molester

>>535753939
Yes even holding hands in public

i hate this horse

>>535753530
I didn’t mind. Hers is still one of my favorite career modes. It feels like she’s fighting alone

>>535753589
ok nvm, i fixed her

>>535753984
You'll have to settle for 1 support banner 1 uma per year or 2 support banners if they're mandatory, sorry chud

soon....

>>535753714
I see no reason for Kitasan to have friendless career because Satono Diamond has already introduced? I know Kita was already playable before s3 anime but does that mean the likes of Duramente and Cheval Grand are only officially in uma at 2023?
Also Biko one is kind of funny since there's her supoka already. You'd think she will get her playable version soonish because of this but nope...

>>535753530
I played through her career last night and i don't really get why she got put in EX/T0 in this uma romance tier list, she doesn't lust for Toreina like any of the other Umas below her do

>9* speed mc queen
THE FASTEST FATTY ON GLOBAL

>>535754094
>>535754274
/ourguy/ Kitahara Jones will sing it at the end of Cinderella Gray

>>535754673
>>>

>first run
today's my lucky day

i like mihono "cyborg" bourbon

>>535754793
Maybe because she's an umadol it activated the neurons of the person who made the list? (likely an im@s/love live fan)
In any case, I never got why that list was posted multiple times, it seemed very subjective in the first place.

>>535754793
>>535753530
Whoops forgot my pic

>>535754917
SEX

>farming speed sparks
bwo...

>>535754742
>tfw I want her, hishi and eishin

>>535754052
I showed her my benis

daiwa's trainer won

Fuck idolshit characters like Smart Falcon and Curren Chan, serious racers only

I can't sign up for cm bwos is it over?

>>535755049
is this a reference to something IRL?

>>535754986
speed sparks are useful for long runners that have no speed growth like gold ship
Reaching 1200 speed without speed sparks is insanely rng reliant
another shitty gaslighting attempt by this general

fucking teio
fucking teio
uuuuuuuoooooooooooohhhhhh ToT

>>535755172
you just dont get it man

>>535754952
My nigga

>>535755172
brother you are playing idolshit: the videogame

Yeah Teio sex is pretty good

>>535755201
The event is already over bwo...

>>535755324
how do you know

>>535755172
smart falcon is serious wtf are you talking about
curren chan however is a clout farmer. ironically she isn't really popular amongst globalfags and jpfags. Her character is just "im cute btw"

>>535755369
:(

My perfect run fuck offff
I hate this little gremlin so much you wouldn't believe it

>speed sparks are useful fo- ACK
huh?

>>535755226
don't think so. i've seen that face in hand circle thing drawn a lot with other characters, mainly animals.

oh nyo

>>535755382
She used her uma strength and forced me

>>535755578
i believe

Why would Umas like Tachyon or Shakur even bother with the singing and dancing?

How can a Uma like Urara or Tannhauser even remember lyrics and choreographie of an entire idol performance?

i wish nice nature was real so i could consensually rape her

>>535755578
>not going into summer with max energy
you did this to yourself

>>535755172
Yeah DBZ bro, we're all going to roll for TAMAMO CROSS, now that's a fucking uma!

>Told not to fraternize with my Trainee
>She does shit like this
Did I just pick wrong?

>>535754952
I like her horsetism
and her casual outfit is comfy lookign as hell

CM Room test 26409836 bring 3

Brought daiwa to the derby for the hell of it, easy win but vodka didn't even make it to the top 5, she got 6th place

>>535751442
https://exhentai.org/s/5bdfb21fb6/3449423-19

you just know biwa hayahide is a whimperer

>>535751894
>medium straightaways
This skill maybe gets you 0.1 lengths over someone that doesn't take it. And that's if it procs.
Please stop picking X Straightaways skills.

>>535755226
>>535755568
Snoot challenge of making dogs do this. Cuter way is making a heart with your hands. Chiyono O would love it.

>>535755471
Her character is being a succubus disguised as an angel.

>>535755637
The real question would be, why does Gold Ship follow the lyrics and choreography of every concert she does perfectly?

>>535755651
fumbled japanese derby so since no triple i took early takarajima to have more chance for at least scoring epithet
which means no resting before summer

How do I farm fans, my best is measely 410k on Goldship

>>535755862
first rate sex right there

>>535755950
Play Rudolf.
Easy 500k per run on a short career.

>>535753464
>>535753945
based. RTTT is far and away the best OP of the series. stopped me dead in my tracks first time i watched it

>>535755578
If you don't dooze off while the game is skipping, you can remember that:

Green Woman Appearing = Summer will start in 2 turns

>>535755950
lots of g1 races

>>535755637
>>535755918
three goddesses possesses them/grants them the ability/puts a magical gun to their heads

>>535755950
Your TP restores?

Reminder that HUMAN men are for HUMAN women.
Human x Uma love is against god's plan.

>>535755950
support bonus

>>535755172
Bro? All successful umas run an idol side gig. Have you been skipping winning concerts?

>last borrow of the day
>i guess i'll do a rudolf run
>lose debut
>eh, it's not that bad
>lost her next 2 races
>game over
woah...

>>535756046
I mean per run

Is there any horse designed to be sprint end closer or is late the farthest they go

>>535755862
why do they keep giving childs bride alts

>>535756116
durandal

I knew I recognized that pose

>>535751442
SO
RE
WA

>>535756095
my record's vodka in two, i'm with you

>>535755534
I love both.

>>535756060
The three goddesses have other plans

will you roll?

My voucher...

It's May of Year 1.
Ryan is hopefully going to become a Medium End Closer Parent.
She has zero skills purchased.
Everyone except for 1 support is orange.
What say ye?

>>535756217
you're a bit late

I cant get an A rank Narita Taishin to save my life. My speed cards are all so fucking ASS. I borrow a Kitasan but then my other best speed cards are 1LB Sweep, 2LB Halo and 1LB Eishin Flash and they just never show up in the speed column. And then when they do, they barely add shit to the fucking training.

This is my first gacha and I thought the whaling accusations were overhyped. I was wrong.

>>535756186
they're based

>>535755862
>nishino flower
holy sexo...

I'm saving

>>535752843
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535755751
1slot remaining

Falco will never win.

>>535756316
>his first gacha is a cygames one
oof

>>535756374
She could feed a family of ten with those things.

Is Narita Brian's career pretty easy? I think I read somewhere winning the triple crown unlocks some hidden stats for her?

>>535756217
the cooler thing is how grass wonder does her pose too. well, the dumb spin

>>535751668
I just dumb it down to "Go fast" in my mind
>>535754952
She's a cutie
>>535754917
Explode

>>535755862
I didn't know King Halo got a wedding alt. Colored me surprised and happy.

>>535756308
I fail health 50% of the time, too scared to do the others. Charming or health imo

>>535756410
I'll have her

>>535756313
fun fact this is an actual reference to the real horse because the bush family owned it

>>535756446
I know isn't great?

>>535756060
>human women have to compete for "resources" with THIS
The only reason for them not going extinct is if Umas are naturally rarer.

>>535752843
POWA CHARGE

>>535756518
post her pussey

>>535756316
>first gacha
>chose a fucking JP gacha, a Cygames one at that
If you're a newfag then you need to be picking up newfag casualshit like Hoyo games or KR games. JP games are notoriously greedy as shit and are for gachafags experienced in getting assfucked.

horses with glasses are dumb, it doesn't even make sense.

>>535756265
25k saved up...

>>535756308
just take charm for the energy

Which trainee listens to linkin park?

>>535755678
No, when your trainee loves, she loves
This is inevitable

>>535756316
Remember to vote on antigambling laws so we can get rid of this shit

I haven't won this all day. Send help.

>>535756403
no one?

I'm so fucking done with evil nature i'll just run whatever

Bitch can't fucking win arima kinen with 2 gold debuffs and shit ton of debuffs with 600 all stats minus guts.

>>535756265
100 pulls ready to go.

>>535756060
Too late, my seed is already in my umas womb

>>535756624
shakur

>>535756221
Giving this dorky tomboy ALL of my headpats

>>535756614
I'm not playing it because it's a gacha. I'm playing it because it's horseracing.

>>535756645
Hope avengers assemble!!!!

Can someone post that NTR image? Thanks.

>>535756645
just play a G3 bro

>>535756624
Manhattan Cafe.

>>535756687
you gotta boost her morale with a creampie bro

Why the fuck does Rudolf have a C Distance race in her main goals

>>535756712
enjoy your clovers

>>535756813
There's so many medium horses that have arima kinen as their final goal with B long

>>535756624
oguri cap

>>535756624
Sirius

>>535756517
>>535756623
Balls

an evil's nature stats don't matter that much right? this is probably the most debuffs i can get on her

>>535756265
no i'm a good npc and saving for seiun sky

i saw some thing on twitter earlier of a ranking of all time japanese horses and el condor pasa was basically at the top, i think behind equinox and maybe one other i can't remember and should have bookmarked the tweet
anyway i was looking at el condor pasas career, why was he rated so highly aka one of the best ever with what looks like only 3 g1 wins? i'm sure there's a good reason i just don't know it hence me asking here

>>535756624
Golshi likes In The End. Did you know? It's the only song she listens to.

>>535756626
>This is inevitable
How about setting the boundaries between you and your trainee early?

>>535755148
we all did

>>535756265
got almost 24k loaded up, but not I won't roll these rolls are saved for Cafe and Kiseki

Which uma would take it the hardest to seeing her nudes leaked on the umanet?

>>535756316
My first gacha was OPTC.
Hey any OPTCG bros eventually migrate here after treasure maps killed the game years back?

>>535756952
bwo....

>>535756624
Nakayama Festa

>>535756909
B is a small debuff desu
C is crippling

>>535757000
golshi without her tard hat and earmuffs is pure sex

>>535756307
nyo.........

>>535753813
She did sing it in the 6th live concert and with tamamo’s VA on day 2. And then also sang the ED song with Belno’s VA.

>>535756446
I would seek her out to train her. I want a team of short stacks.

>>535756909
B is just a 10% debuff, C is fucking 20%.

>>535756316
only mihoyo are bigger gacha jews than cygames and that's saying ALOT

>>535757093
yeah it's not that bad
i was just feeling it when i was farming parents with low stats during that

psa: I am not helping others out of the kindness of my heart, I am helping others to improve my RNG

>>535757063
King

>>535757191
whaddaheck is there a video of it

>>535756993
Cause unlike the JP only jobber umas, El Condor Pasa went international and won international races. That means he's basically the best JP uma ever.

>>535755534
Nevermind, it was a good run. Bakushin took my A+ virginity today.

>>535756750
I love NTR

>>535757038
https://files.catbox.moe/9vkjlt.png

>>535757009
Some umas fall in love at first sight like Creek and Diamond

>>535757148
>getting filtered by her limiter hat
You don't deserve Golshi when she's at her sexiest.

My only guts card is 1LB Ines Fujin.

>>535756196
Searched for her and yeah, nice. Added to list of honses to pull (if the game still lives).Some of her skills are for chasers for some reason.

This Mejiro.

when's the next pick ticket? 1st anniversary?

>>535757309
are the premier japanese races that much worse than american or whatever races? i guess american a bad comparison because it's mostly dirt but you know what i mean

>>535757434
ok

>>535757069
speak human vile beast

>>535756993
pasa was basically tired of winning in japan so he went abroad

>>535757428
you're right...

>>535756265
15K saved so no

Post sexo

>>535756952
>>535757524
You need way more wit to be able to activate all those skills.

>>535757469
Is my hotwife.

>>535757469
What about her?

>>535757524
it's fine but you didn't get her second gold debuff
and half the wit you need

>>535757469
A literal hag
Even more"hag" than Marun
Why did they do it?

Which Uma would empty your balls the quickest

>>535757707
Narita Brian

>>535757685
Super Deluxe Creek

what does uma pussy feel like?

>>535757148
no shes a real retard
only the pakatube one is cute

>>535757505
japenis horses rarely win overseas they've been chasing l'arc for a century

NRT Max Cute.

>>535757707
Mayano Top Gun

>>535757769
unbelievably grippy

>>535757769
Like a warm, wet, tight hug on your pee pee

>>535756974
Stop fucking my Trainer, anon.

nice tummy

>>535757745
Post Pregnancy Creek

road to the top was the best series only because we get to see Haru and Rice being cute together

>>535757707
Gentildonna is hot but that stare of hers scares me

>>535757618
>>535757673
gwehh back to the mines

I need more of these retarded teios

>>535756060
Shut the FUCK UP, ningen. I'm fucking my trainer right now.

>>535757769
UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAHH DEEERRRBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>535757769
Where's that screencap of the design of self-lubricating horse pussies being used in automotive design

>>535757920
defenseless tummy

>>535757828
interesting. you'd think that thoroughbred horses are probably basically the same worldwide, every country is gonna have some genetic freak pop up. wonder why japan horses dont do well abroad then, or if they just don't go abroad much

would you run this Daiwa as Front to try and trigger her Red Ace or as Pace in order to actually use Gourmand?

just me or this place suddenly got horny

>>535758102
shouldn't you have thought about that before buying gourmand on her....?

>>535757981
Hmm.
Nyo.

ree so fucking close
407 pts away from fitting into b

>>535758126
>suddenly

>>535758126
Suddenly?

>>535758126
it's just you

>>535757832
The secret onsen ticket..

>>535757914
Kiryuin is the one that flirts with the player trainer thoughbeit
Why is she even doing that?

>>535757707
Hokkaido cuties.

>>535757707
Bakushin because she does everything fast

>>535754450
I'd be fine with "experimentation" if this was a normal video game. I like experi.enting in RTS, grand strategy games, RPGs, ARPGs, etc. Grim Dawn is crack for me. But when "experimenting" means dropping several thousand dollars to try a specific card/trainee combo you can take your experimentation and shove it up your ass, I'm 1:1 following meta guides. No fucking way would I be playing this trash game without JP foresight.

>>535758126
I already jerked it to Taishin, I'm good

>>535758159
i was 100% planning on running her pace, but she seems to struggle in CM rooms if she doesn't get 1st to proc it

>>535756313
Condor Nation

>struggling to max speed so I switch to a 4 speed deck instead of a 3 speed one
>no rainbow speed until after the first summer camp despite having orange friendship from before hopeful stakes
>fail first rainbow speed on a 1% chance
I'm ready to shoot these horses.

>>535757946
>for .4 seconds
yeah..no...

>>535758319
no one is gonna be running front runner
if you want to get her in front i would just rebuild her with more stam instead
try to get 900 if you can

>>535758048
need to lick

>>535758380
I'm listening

>>535752843
so this is the famous uma attack!
not bad
not bad at all

>>535758296
Foresight is really good for staying f2p, you know when to stay and when to invest.

I have too many 3* power umas... but only one stam...

I wish TM Opera was flatter

I'm 100% convinced the game buffs your rng in your first runs to hook you in. My last 30 runs have been absolute dogshite. I got to fucking URA with Vodka on my first run now I'm actually losing like 1 out of 10 runs.

Obviously I'm taking way more risks now that I actually know what to play for and trying to get there as fast as possible but it sure starts feeling like shit when you know there's nothing else holding you back but mindnumbing amounts of shit rng.

>>535751442
Your funeral.

>>535758474
I'm running maru and shes been doing solid in whale-filled CM rooms.

>>535758126
>>535758247
Billions must die for these tsunderes

>>535758651
Breasts are more aerodynamic. That's why so many umas have large chests.

HAA ha ha ha ha! don't worry doto, nobody's getting raped in this race!


unless...

WE got nothing to do

>Decide not to skip anything
>1 hour 30 into a run and I'm not even past Goal 2

>>535758380
wild that the horse owner approved Fuji Kiseki running around with her tits 80% out

>uma 'musume'
but those are boys

So who what do I start saving for since I give up trying to get Super Creek since I got almost every SR MLB now?

You will visit her home town right?

>>535758675
it's all rng man
i went like 100 careers with no 3star stam then got two back to back
then 20 shit runs then randomly got back to back 13k+
today was a bad rng day for me, failed multiple sub 10% trainings (including a 2% that really pissed me off), tomorrow will hopefully be better

glad I mighta rolled enough to retain already this monring. Idk whats with my umas but they have been all over the place in TT last few days. Randomly just getting worst than 6th and all kinds of underperformance

>>535758865
This Teio is dying

>>535758675
i played this game for 30 days, but nothing like remarkable. i played maybe 15 careers in that time. had a fine motion. had a super creek. was borrowing kitasan. studied all the tier lists. actually had pretty good SRs. i won once. one time in 30 days. not even sure how it happened
started a new account. won my first career with a fucking regular r card and fucking aoi. i'm three for three now

>get gatekept from winning a race
What?

we need the QOL update fast

>>535758865
I do this

Mihono Bourbon? My nigga

>>535758865
>when the tranquiliser kicks in

I think this is the first time I've won this race. Brian is mega juiced (this particular race was +800 stats over me) and regularly kills my career here.

>>535759110
what does it do?

>>535759093
goldship?
yeah she does that.

>Run Suzuka Support card for Left-Handed event
>Event never procs
>I end up with SEVEN Front Runner skills just by passively clicking on her hints while she's in a good rainbow and there are no other hints on the field.
Damn shame I'm running Ryan and can't really pivot her to a Front Runner parent.

How does late start even happen? Your uma just wasn't paying attention?

This might be a bad time to recruit but I feel like the next 12 days will fly by

anyway, any anons looking to join a (low) top 100 club next month? Gona need about 3 active toreina-sans and might as well get your id now.

>>535758261
>retard doesn't check the background of an image before posting it

MASSIVE
UMA MUSUME
TIDDIES
WHAT ARE THEY FOR?
it gets in the way of aerodynamics

>>535758126
it always is

>>535758852
These are both my daughters and I will love them

>>535757191
>>535757293
oh shit found a torrent for it can't wait

>>535759164
prove it

>>535758675
>I know exactly why I'm losing but actually it's the game's fault
Unfathomably retarded post

>got this goldship with my own parents from an average run
I can feel it hitting 1200 speed, S medium, double circle firm+sunny and should be as good as it can be

>>535759118
Yup, based

>>535751668
trans am

>>535759110
I sunk 140 rolls into her banner but got curry cunt instead. I'm still assmad about it.

How come my uma randomly shoots backwards sometimes?

>musume means girl
ohhhhhhhhh

>>535758675
I don't think this is true, but it does become a thing once you finish like year 1 and know you are not getting a quality uma without taking risks you take risks which make you do worse when they don't pan out.

Like I just took a 40% on a +60 stam training because the run was cooked already as far as getting an uma I care about afterwards but I had a chance of recovering with that. I wouldn't have done that starting out.

>>535759343
>trans am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAPWvbKYnzw

I need advice for the event, has a F2Poor trying for the Graded league - my current team is:
>A-tier Goldshi that I'm vaguely confident in
>C-tier Natie with garbage running stats but 700 wit & full debuff list
>nothing

What should I prepare for the last slot? Another Ace (Oguri?Takeio?) or should I give up on getting anything other than Goldshi running through the debuff wall anyway, and instead start building Tachyon to run two debuffers?

>>535759380
I went a 100 rolls deep, I swear to god I'll use the February banner to get her, it's personal now.

Reminder you are a bad trainer if you lose CM with Goldship~

>>535759449
It means daughter anon

Is she ready?
>failed my last stamina training

>>535759164
No way I'm risking a kick. Ask again in 13 days.

>>535759229
more mass in front = higher stride

>>535759449
>>535759567
It actually means wife.

>>535759579
for mile...?

>>535758126
must be the chemicals added to trainers waters

>>535751509
Ill run Urara alongside my shitty antiendcloser Nature especially for people like you

>>535759380
you got something at least.

>>535759163
they are waving to (you)

>>535758090
Turf difference. Euro turf is harder than Nip turf, at least that's the excuse they use. Vodka's good end alludes to this.

>>535759503
>graded
switch to open, easy mode

>>535759164
You didn't even say what your club is.

>>535759579
why are people taking lucky seven? does that actually proc often?

>>535759503
Teio and Oguri are right there, just build one of them

>>535759620
sprint more like

>>535759657
interesting, thanks for the insight

>>535759629
Rude.

>>535758308
how. I like taishin but she's the opposite of sex

>>535759503
Go for another ace in a different position.

>>535759579
She won't survive the rules of nature, no.

>>535759689
no

>>535758925
Yeah I knew what I was getting into so I'm not complaining.

just wish there was at least one part of the game that'd make you feel rewarded for progressing in skill. A special mode for crybabies, harder but less rng so I can be mad at myself instead of God.

>>535759324
bro your power

>>535759689
Because if you have an extra 100 sp at the end of the career and no other good skills to buy, why not take it.

>>535759689
It procs 100% of the time.

>>535759521
I'll be right there with you.

>>535759632
Sorry, Opera, but curry cunt is worse than nothing. Trying to get in the way between me and Daiwa Scarletto is some weak shit.

>>535759891
i don't want to see it in my sparks

>>535759503
ignore the open league gaslighters

>>535759738
You either get it or you don't.

>>535760024
I seriously doubt open league is going to be full of tryhards like these threads keep saying. If you are a casual player and see the descriptions, you are going to pick open league.

>>535759738
it was cute and hot
the only thing i was able to jerk off to

>>535759503
goldship is literally a free win. your other 2 slots don't matter

This is exactly why people glue you

>be away for a day
>/uma/ likes Taishin now
what happened?

>>535759620
>>535759757
3 gold recovery skills still not enough? Math is each one is 200 stamina, so the equivalent stamina is 1176.
>>535759689
You run out of skill points and it’s the only option.

>>535759864
it's good enough

>>535760140
it's very easy to plan a good B rank uma
you are delusional

>>535759757
>>535759708
Any advice on how to build them specifically for PvP?
I have mostly crappy 0LB cards and most guides start with "just get 1200/800/800", and I struggled like hell to get vaguely that on Goldshi (at the cost of nearly no skills due to only training and no racing).
Or there is no other solution than just trying until I get a good run with them too?

Also, any reason why people still run non-End aces? From what Anons posted in there, it felt like anyone else would get shutdown immediately by the debuffers - or what that just exaggerations? My Natie doesn't seem to do *that* much, but with multiple players all having one I guess it start hurting.

Crazy that after an uma can't race anymore they cut off her ears and tail and make her live as a human woman.

>>535760140
why don't you understand the concept? its way easier to make a god B uma than a god A. You eliminate a lot of rng elements, can use worst parents to minmax etc.

>>535760243
People finally rolled and got her.

>>535760243
I still like Teio more

>do Daiwa's career
>win ura easy
>somehow a npc uma called "mini cactus" gets to second place above the emperor
kaichou needs to stop making puns on her free time and lock in more

>>535760290
Recovery skill recover a percentage of your hp. And your hp is based on your amount of stamina. The less stamina you have the less a recovery skill recovers.

>>535760107
The things I would do to her…

>>535760243
Halo? more like GAYLO

>>535759469
close enough

>>535760384
The worst fate.

Most cuties you've gotten in a claw machine sesion?

>>535756562
You’re shitting me

>>535760290
>>535760451
You are also relying on perfect triggers. What if one doesn't go off?
What if bofa triggers to early or late?
What if two go off at the same time leading to you overflowing and wasting part of the effect.

>>535760548
10, it remains my title to this day.

>>535760397
>its way easier to make a god B uma than a god A
it's fucking not - it is really hard not to fall into b+, especially since the stamina requirements for medium
it's my third day trying and i haven't succeeded once yet

Taishin is borderline loli that’s why she’s sexo

>>535760725
>borderline

>>535760725
TuT

*breaks your leg*

>>535760548
>>535760657
how did you manage to do that?
every time i try to pick ones that aren't in the first pile they just fall off as the claw rolls back and i haven't seen more than 3 spawn in a pile

>>535760725
she reminds me of the tsunderies which is why she makes my pp hard

>>535760658
its the easiest thing in the world to skip turns you fucking retard
just plan out your stats and skills using a planner
skip when you get there
you are brain damaged

We’ll never get more American horses, huh

>>535759319
SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP

>>535760884
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will

>>535760658
youre proving the point by not even knowing how to do it. A sweaty minmaxer will have worked out exactly what they need to stay at B. They are even known to trigger debuff skills on purpose to lose career score

>>535760354
>Also, any reason why people still run non-End aces?
1.1 shot at winning better than 1
And everything will already be debuffed to max, a second debuffer won't change much

>>535760725
>borderline
Being small is part of her plot.

>>535760725
She’s sex because she gets flustered and embarrassed easily yet is still clingy over you

>>535761069
This image.
It hurt my soul.

Machan is my wife.

Mambo

>>535760802
What did she do to deserve this…

>>535759579
This was with a full power inheritance. I’m starting to think I should be taking full stamina instead. This is with a 4/2 speed/stamina deck.

the pack

>>535760354
>800
Try 1000+, it's for a stamina debuff fiesta.

>>535760725
Taishin almost looks like a little boy, that's why I like her.

>>535761069
are those "sweaty minmaxers" in the room with us right now?

I'm not surviving this

I have never experienced pain and frustration quite like trying to build this horse. The onslaught of failed career runs is making me wonder if I should just field 3 aces.
How the fuck do you do it? What's the trick? Every single build, every single run, refuses to give any debuff skills from hints and then I'm cucked in my ability to build enough stats to pass the career goals.

>>535760884
Sometimes 5 can spawn in a pile, whether they maintain in the claw is about accuracy and luck. I've had some of the first pile fall off the claw as soon as I picked them up

>>535759738
taishin is made for navelingus whilst she pretends she doesn't love it

>>535759579
>stam:500
The 3 gold skills won't compensate that at all.

>>535760354
my pace oguri seems to have decent chances of winning even though the stats are worse than my golshi
since there's no front runners she usually runs too far ahead to get hit by most debuffs it seems

>>535761450
this your first f2p game or something? Don't take the advice, no skin off my nose, gl

instead of open and graded there should be f2p and non f2p leagues

>>535759503
>700 wit
That's not even enough to trigger at 50%.
And she still need to be in vague range of her targets, not still in the starting gates.

>>535761756
whales whale to dunk on ftpoors

AIEEEEE

SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME

>>535761778
Anon 50% trigger rates are at like 200 wit

>>535759324
nigga its perfect, you want her a little slower so she stays at the end to proc ult

>still 10 more days until Mayano Top Wife
pain...

>>535761756
>actually the should just remove every incentive to spend money on this game
yeah it's not gonna work like that I'm afraid

>>535761487
Skill issue and not using the proper sparks.
What is your deck? What is your strategy?
Most of the time i wasted was doing trial and error rather than RNG and i realized i was just being stupid and not choosing the proper decks, you want cards that have less RNG AKA less skill slot. Marvelous, Rudolf, Air Grove, etc.

I'm never taking a wit card ever again. MLB Tachyon gave me 5 rainbows for the ENTIRE career, the last one which was a 3% failure. Completely neutered stats across the board. Anytime I give it another shot it just turns out worse than stacking real stats.

>6 hours of abandoning the run by just resting until it auto fails for not running enough g1s
>0 medium S on oguri
I don't think I can stand playing this game any longer.

>>535761959
>Anon 50% trigger rates are at like 200 wit
For one skill.
But when you are trying to do that 50% chance 10 times it becomes (1/2)^10 chance.

>>535761673
Could you share your deck / training plan / skill / etc, even vaguely?

>>535762034
what’s the drop rate for this? Should I have 30k when it does?

>>535759891
it would actually be kind of cool if at the end of a run the report card thing had like "actually ran with this stuff:" and "bought this stuff after".

>>535762270
thats not how wit works. It basically has soft cap at 500

>>535761458
same except you gotta show the next row or two up with nishino and sweepy.

>>535762157
take daiwa or marvelous

>>535762453
based japbro

>>535761993
Think of right-click like clicking the back button in your phone, it can go back most screens.

>>535762446
If this was true, whales wouldn't be witmaxing for TT.

>>535762303
0.75% like any other rate up going forward.
always plan for the worst- to your 2nd question.

Everybody stand back, I'm going to try and witmaxx my King Halo without Tazuna

>>535762453
Uma for this fetish?

>>535762274
you want mostly the same stats and skills that you also want on golshi
also you get gourmand for free which makes it a bit easier to hit stam requirements

>>535762718
i like those cute ears

>>535762594
thats a misunderstanding of witmax. It barely makes a diff. Witmax inflates your career score cuz scoring is retarded

>>535762718
That trainer is correct. Taishin was built for breeding.

>>535762738
hishi akebono

>>535762521
that's not just any jap bro

Why did they cut it?

>>535762510
All 3 have the same specialty priority. I was running Daiwa but swapped to Tachy because someone said she was better. Point still stands, 4/2 produces better stats than 3/2/1, unless that 1 is a pal.

Who is the audience of this character

>>535762910
too gay

>>535762990
ME

My strategy for CM is to queue up at around -5-7pm EST so I can hit the casuals. There's probably more sweaty SEA players because 1500 carats is like a month's salary to them.

>>535762453
kek

>>535762990
4chan

>successful umas get to breed all they want
>failure umas die as virgins
honses have blackpilled me...

>>535762990
me

>>535762775
When she loses they do the cutest dip animation

>>535762715
that's it, I'm going to fap to beach porn today

>>535760354
>or what that just exaggerations
No.
But races with few/crappy/unlucky Naties still happen, and in that case you will be really happy to have something else than Goldshi.

>>535763069
isn't that around when the CM drops? i feel like whales might be waiting to pounce on it

>>535761993
this is standard for a lot of japanese games

>>535762910
Was literally on the brink of tanking the entire francjhise.

>>535762990
gachi enjoyers

>>535759319
>"I'm taking more risks while chasing that highscore BUT my average runs are way worse?"

Why the fuck did nobody tell me about how good Tazuna's card is, even without being MLB? Tossed the 1LB into my Narita Taishin deck instead of a Stamina card and immediately got my best run yet (>900, >800, >700, >400, >400) with some rough failures in there too. Easily could've broke 1000 Speed if that one 15% chance on a +50 rainbowfest hadn't failed or if I had better non-guest parents.

Whoever withheld this information from me, you're a bastard.