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Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When does Project Epoch release?
Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST

>What is Project Epoch?
Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.

>What are some of its features?
New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.

>Latest News
In anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.

>Previous
>>532768062

Queue hasn't moved in 10 minutes

I cant... get in...

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrS4gd7alo watching this guy, he gives constant updates

>>532774854 (OP)
Need to pay you while you catfish me as Whitemane.

The stench is unbearable

Fear not, they are about to add logging to their servers!

>Halfway to the dk starting zone

Which one of you is this sissy animeposter from the Epoch Discord? I want you see your pink butthole.

Can't even get into a queue anymore.
It was nice knowing you, guys.

>>532774970
Nice fuckin' server honk honk

>>532774854 (OP)
I wish human women were real.

I've been standing at the same boar spawn point for the past 20 minutes casting a spell that won't go off to a mob that won't spawn.

Is this the WoW experience?

buy gold pregnant white man and go to gdkp raids!

Turtle won.


Shenna won.


Elaynna won.

EPOCHSISSIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
TVRTLEBVLLS JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>Que is moving but only at increments of 20 or so and just stops for several minutes
>estimated time keeps going up

>>532775063
that's me and i only show it to catfish

DOA
>*clap clap clap*
DOA
>*clap clap clap*
DOA
>*clap clap clap*
DOA
>*clap clap clap*
DOA
>*clap clap clap*

ATTENTION EU BROS

I don't think we're getting in before bedtime. Let's just get off and do something else with our Saturday evening.

>>532775074
I managed to get a few quests done.

Thread is moving so fast nobody would notice I'm tall white straight muscular with long hair and will be playing on Kezan with warmode on.

this is one of the worst Fresh launches in a long time

>>532774854 (OP)
I only join these generals becasue the OP images are so fucking good.

>>532775112
I mean he's right

>>532775041
Which tanks performance further

>>532774957
You know how queues work right?
Someone must get bored of playing and log out in order for you to get in :)

>>532775114
What are their real names? Like Hank and Mike?

im walking around right now and kissing all the hot girl gnomes...

NEXT STOP SEARING GORGE

NEW FRESH WHEN

go on without me kezanbros

I'm sorry for splitting /wpsg/ and making threads on /v/.

yeah I'm waiting for Bronzebeard instead

>>532775282
HOLY BASED

>>532775297
bweeeeeeh

>>532775282
exploit early and often right? Hope you get to keep all your exp

>>532775159
You can help me get off in that case

>>532775159
sorry but I've already downed entire bottle of coffee pills and adderal, I'll just jack off to second monitor for few days.

ITS DOWN AGAIN

>server finally starts working okay
>make it out of the starting zone
>group up with other people and start killing lvl 5-6 mobs
>server dies completely
awesome

>>532775303
fuck you Deca

>>532775242
Not really, that's not the bottleneck. The joke is they already didn't have it enabled

>>532341093
>>532341093
>>532341093
Come back home nonny

>>532775303
wpsg is dogshit this place is better

>>532775226
You're supposed to stress the server, not the players, though

>>532775282
This is amazing. I feel so bad when the server snaps back and you're dead in BRD.

>>532775128
can't do anything once you log in anyways

Are trooncorders seething or are thry going with their programmes forced positivity as they usually do?

>>532775303
You are not forgiven deca.

This is all an orchestrated campaign to make Gurubashi the primary server, do not lose hope kezan bros

>>532775303
i accept your apology. prepare to die

>>532775270
rapie rapie

I'm already having fun on the `poch

>>532775213
I aim to please (cocks), wow has some top tier ai kino while every """"real artist"""" is just doing tranny futa and/or furfag homo

>>532775303
Deca...

got kicked out and I keep getting thrown to realm selection. Anyone else?

>>532775282
when you log back in you'll be back in kharanos sorry fella

I'm gonna twist your tranny balls Deca this is all your fault

>>532775282
do you even get the exploration exp if nothings loading in?

New update, update your launcher

>I'm playing sonic 3 while I wait
>Turns out I'm really fucking shit at platformers now
wtf happened to me

>>532775439
Trooncord was so out of control jannies started banning people posting copypastas and enforced a 30 minute slow mode

anyone wanna goon while we wait in queue?

>>532775543
same, im just gonna nap

>>532775501
Bro why are you multiaccounting...

Oh it finally kicked me out after like 15 minutes. Btw is the barbershop just for hairstyles or can you alter your face too?

>>532775543
yes man

>>532775303
Get aids nigger. I will forever hate your dirty newfaggot ass.

>>532775574
Might as well try, cant even queue anymore

>kezan

HAHAHA HORDE PUSSIES SCARED OF A LITTLE DWARF HUH?

I got disconnected from my fucking queue fuck my stupid chud life

>>532775584
okaay~

>>532775501
>dps addon
super embarrassing

Goldshire is pretty nice changed up this way, and the guards actually does shit instead of standing around when you're attacked
Fucking kino.

>SESSION EXPIRED
thats a new one

>>532775584
I hate that you faggots stole a perfectly good word

>>532775303
dumb nigger

>>532775647
t. bottom dps

How?
I didn't even log in once.

>dead again

Session expired and unable to connect now

>>532775584
what do you wanna goon to

>warrior changes make them gods in WPVP
Kino.

I'm going to be so fucking behind everyone else how the hell am I supposed to find a group when everyone is 10 levels ahead??

>>532775579
Swear on your mum>>532775650

they locked their discord, because people are flaming them
>>532775724
use the installer to make sure it's updated

>DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
>DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
>DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN

>>532775629
>thinking anyone would be in stonestalone mountain

I'm crying so much. I skipped my dog's funeral for this...

>>532775724
banned

>>532775760
like what

>>532775584
I can't even get in queue.

>>532775762
Probably with the other thousands of people who will be behind

>>532775780
KEK WHY

>>532775821
Me playing one.

anyone know the source of this

Good thing I was in SW before it went down. I'll wait until later tonight

>>532775794
that's the badlands thougheverbeit

Population on Turtle right now?

>>532775794
that's Badlands

>Unable to connect.

>>532775892
yeah

>>532775780
Why not just put a timer on how long it takes to have permission to send messages?

>>532775779
>>532775780
it's probably an automatic thing shitcord does to prevent raiding or whatever, there is literally no way to get in contact with a human being to remove it because they outsourced everything to india and AI

Gurubussi or Kekzan? Pros and cons, please.

is it down? just getting unable to connect messages now, no queue

>>532775892
made for bearing orcish offspring

>>532775641
you better be a cute and eager little elf priestess if you want my goonjuice

This is why open borders are a bad thing. We shouldn't have allowed the SoDfugees to come here.

>>532775892
My Wife

IF YOU CAN'T GET TO THE QUE UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER

IF YOU ARE ON QUE JUST HOLD ON

there were 249 level 2 players last i checked /who gurubashi ally side, all zones, no level 3s yet

Success!

>>532775892
yea

IM IN

da faque

can't believe i skipped my daily goon sesh for this shit...

>>532775892
Yeah that's my belly

>>532775780
>>532775882
epoop in full damage control

>>532775996
Devs shouldnt have catered to the unwashed masses with a PvP server

>>532775579
>discord
>expecting it to be good
Epoch's discord had all the time of the world to get people who only wants control and pretending to care about wow to be in

RAGNAROS HERE I COME

Well it was nice playing with you all. Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Epoch. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Epoch and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later

For those who play on higher resolutions or use custom Windows 10/11 DPI scaling:
- right click the Project-Epoch.exe in your wow's folder
- click 'properties'
- click on 'Compatibiliy' tab
- click 'change high DPI scaling'
- tick the 'high DPI scaling ovverride' box
- select 'application' from the drop down

>>532775892
Yeah, my character

>We're bringing Kezan up in a few minutes for further testing. Our queue alone hit over 15,000 players in addition to the 5,000 logged into the server. This along with our new infrastructure has led to us needing deeper debugging. Once again, we apologize for the delays.

>>532775410
>thread made 3 days ago

>We're bringing Kezan up in a few minutes for further testing. Our queue alone hit over 15,000 players in addition to the 5,000 logged into the server. This along with our new infrastructure has led to us needing deeper debugging. Once again, we apologize for the delays.
they didnt think putting loglines would be a good idea?

>>532776126
What the fuck are you saying ESL-kun

>I skipped my wife's Black Bvll prepping session for this

>>532775978
Kezan, retard. It's crossfaction. Gurubashi is full of low iq brown esls.

Anyone wants to do something gay while we wait for the logins

Keep getting kicked back to realm select

Queue seems to be working again and actually moving/accurate this time

>>532776139
I did this and got cancer

how dead is the pve realm that they had to manually mark it as recommended

>>532775303

holy fuck i actually got in somehow

>they still aren't in
tourists need to be banned

>>532775978
I'll be your FRIEND if you play Kezan, especially Alliance.

cool

>>532776250
okaaay~

SERVER FIRST

WORST PSERVER RELEASE EVER GG EPOCH

is anyone else stuck on logging in to game server or just me.. do I try and cancel... I'm scared that would put me into the queue

>>532776163
Slow and comfy like the queue

>>532776250
Um, not really... but post more cute 2hu girls...

>>532776281
I'm sorry/glad that this happened to you unknown stranger.

>guru so dead people can actually play
>kezan so alive it's dead
Pottery, guru will be completely dead in a month

EXPLORE

>>532776250
I-is it gay if we're both girls?

>>532776283
It had 15k+ in the queue
Guruchuddy had less than 2k

Sir, another crash hit the pvp server

>>532775978
Play a tank on Kezan and I'll heal you! :D

>people speaking their gobbledy gook language in world chat
Can I report them?

>>532776256
theres nothing to log into as theyre restarting the realms

>>532776283
The queues tell a different story

I AM CRUISING RIGHT NOW

Some fuck took my name again...

>>532776145
shouldn't 10k players be able to log in?

>>532775978
kezan is cross faction which means basically double the available pop for the server, which is great
you can enable pvp at will too and still get the warmode rewards, so no real reason to roll gurubashi
theres a reason kezan had +10k queue and gurubussy only had 500-1000

thought i would get lucky on this fresh, i really did

Told my wife she can spend the weekend at her bull's house so I can have some free time and not listen to her bitching about stuff and feel like it's high school again. Thanks Project Epoch you ruined what was supposed to be a comfy weekend for me.

>>532776490
>rolling on Gurubashi

Report yourself for being a braindead nigger animal

>>532776385
I've restarted the game and I'm still stuck on that.

>400+ players at level 2 already
>Few level 6 players
It's over, time to look for another fresh experience.

>>532776250
doing this to you

>We were requested by Discord to have our voice channels deleted and enforce higher slow modes due to extreme volume. These will be back soon.

>>532776530
I thought they said 8k max, unless they did something extra they didnt announce

>>532776554
>First Queue: 500
>Second Queue: 1100
>Third Queue: 2200
>Fourth Queue: 4800

>>532776591
I'm on Kezan you fucking ape

>>532776451
>Guruchuddy had less than 2k
nice try carebear drone kek
and that was half an hour+ ago
cope

next fresh when?

>>532776385
yes, for about 10mins

>>532776654
>you're using our service too much, please stop
???

>>532776490
You're supposed to use English in all public chat channels except guild recruitment, so yes.

>>532776578
that pic is literally me lol

>>532776514

>>532776703
and they said mage aoe farming was nerfed
nerf it again i say

TOTAL TURTLE DEATH

>>532776604
Close the game and open the launcher. There's a new update and it won't let you in without it.

>>532776697
Oh impressive, you climbed to 1/5th of Kezan's queue size.

Never played any other fresh. Is it always this bad?

>>532776703
I'm in that list :)

>>532776765
Stop..that isn't true..the server latency is causing the list to just not load yet..

>>532775838
this is for gurubashi only

>>532776697
You can deny reality all you want but every point of data shows kezan has like 3x more people.

>>532774970
>We were requested by Discord to have our voice channels deleted and enforce higher slow modes due to extreme volume. These will be back soon.

Epoch Discord server LITERALLY broke Discord lmao

I'm getting exploration exp
> no mobs

so what do we play meanwhile
id rather cut my balls off than wait 300 mins for a queue

killed one boar in Teldrassil

Patiently waiting.......

I explored a couple places and hit level 2 and I killed a level 6 and looted six copper on my own before the server went down I've basically won fresh

post hags

PvPbros... They have abandoned us....

>>532776848
>Discord to have our voice channels deleted and enforce higher slow modes due to extreme volum
This is a lie.

>>532776812
kezan is currently at around 5500 queue

>700ms
>1000 people in the noob area
>mob spawn rates aren't hyperspawns
Yep, it's not being able to play Epoch time.

anyone else all alone on the server? no npc's, no plaeyrs?

>>532776703

I'M IN

>>532776801
>Lying to your bros

>>532776654
>>532776739
They killed all the invites to the discord I can't even join lol

turtle TRANNIES on SUICIDE WATCH after seeing epoch wows big NUMBERS

>>532776814
no, some places handle it better, kronos, lh, ely all handled launch amazingly, this is on par with blizzard classic lol

>>532776927
6500 on mine

>>532776927
It was at 10k before the last reset

>>532776950
Liar, the server just crashed again

>was stuck at logging in for 10 minutes
>restarted client
>5665 queue

Need a new crash.

>>532776921
see >>532776890

We killed discord

CRASH

>>532776854
CAN YOU GET THE FLIGHT PATHS?

hmmm.

>>532776845
You're the one that lied though
Nice attempt though
As I said, cope

>>532776548
Gurubashi queue was 5000, retard

>>532777026
Its down again

>>532777026
Why would you do this anon?

>somehow got it
>try to run to brill to logoff and get rest
>disconnected on the way
welp

>>532777016
I crashed it

>>532775724
just contact blizzard support like it says there

got to log in and see deathknell for a grand total of one minute before getting booted again
the paladintide is real

30 min discord slow mode lol

Ok guys im going to take a nap of 8 hours, i'll see you then.

>>532777031
Just because they said it doesn't mean it's true.

>>532774970
just reported his stream, enjoy the ban for ToS breaking LOL

They need to make a Temporary PvE server for the overflow. This situation is untenable.

Population on Turtle right now?

This server really isnt that interesting and I have no idea why people are excited for it. I'll play it for a bit but I fully expect it to fizzle out in a month or less.

>>532776962
they didn't kill them they were forced off by disc

>>532776548
The reason to roll Guru is to play the game as the original devs intended. How the game was intended. Its a game about war through PvP not convenience and hand holding.

>>532776927
Keep coping PvP chud

>>532776880
Damn I need to spend some time with an older lady so bad

he won

already third time

see you tomorrow

PVE TROONS need to gtfo back to Turdle WoW with the other PVE faggots and let the PBVLLPBLPS play the ACTUAL FUCKING GAME

>>532777191
There could be 5 people on turtle and it would still be more than epoch rn

how come EVERY time I open the game through the launcher theres a new update
are they updating it that quick or is something going wrong on my end

will blizzard really help me?

How are you getting into queue? I can't even connect at all

>>532777202
It's just something new to enjoy. TBC gameplay is dogshit

T-minus 6-7 hours before all of the EUfaggots go to bed and us Americans can enjoy the server in peace

>>532777307
hmmmmmmmmmm nyo

>>532777292
I'd rather be in a queue than playing Turtle though

>>532777182
nah youtube doesn't care it's only twitch because their gross coomer CEO doesn't give a shit about streamers unless he can see their tits on onlyfans, so when blizzard started whining about pserver streams twitch immediately capitulated

>"I have a bigger que!"
>server dies off first because PvE carebears have no spirit
kek, can't wait to see it

>>532777292
you wot

>Stuck on connecting
Do I need to install update or something?

>>532777312
I played the beta

>>532776339
Kek know how i know you are a lying attention whore nigger? You cant type non latin characters on epoch.

>>532777282
indian

>>532777307
yes

their que fuckin' died lol

Let me the fuck in man...
LET ME THE FUCK IN

>>532777301
>Anon trying to trick people into leaving queue when it doesnt matter since servers go down every 5 minutes anyway

>>532777290
go back to playing assfaggots

>kezan

>>532777336
>TBC gameplay is dogshit
As opposed to what? the absolute hot garbage that vanilla class design is?

>>532777003
I played blizzturds classic and it was really fine.

>>532777307
They turned the server off again.

>>532776514
I.... I will never be able to catch up... it's over... Hyped for next freshy!

I'm... already behind the curve...

>>532777368
Begging PvP players to stop saying kek and poggers and basedpilled and rape every post as their personality

Instead of being queue cucks you could be playing MoPkino like me.

Can't they simply add a filter to the servers that only allows European straight White men to log in? Block the turd worlder scum

>Runs stress test to ensure server can handle the load on launch
>Server can't handle the load on launch
What even was the point?

>>532777476
>overflow server
post all the smug 2hus you want I'm not falling for that shit

>>532777424
this would be a massive improvement
I dont care how laggy it is, I dont care if it runs at 1 fps, LET US IN
we need a designated /epog/ spot on all the starting zones to congregate if we manage to get in

>Update on the realms:

>Our investigations have us believe the issue is with the queue itself. We are looking into disabling the queue and using alternative methods of capping in-game player counts until things stabilize.

>>532777336
WoW peaked at TBC

>Kemono's patreon scraper down
>Epoch launch while kino is shitting the bed
Bros... I'm not gonna make it...

>>532777386
? lol still here
>>532777481
it sucked ass and you don't know what good servers look and feel like

There's no point even playing now, people are level 2 already wtf

>>532777362
>Hasan: Death to the jews
>i sleep
>Someone plays Turtle or Epoch
>real shit

>>532777480
EL EM AY YO

>>532777569
Europe is turd world, Ahmed.

>>532777568
MoP is great but im not playing $15 to play it again without changes

THEY ARE GONNA TURN OFF THE QUEUE

>20 000 trying to join
It is more than Nostalrius already

>>532777336
TBC is good, as long as you remove the whole tbc and just leave the improved classes and talents

>Login Server Down
aaaaaaaand uninstalled.

>>532777553
>instantly shits his pants because someone used word associated with wowo wawa directly
>also insane projecting
you redditor drones are embarrassing to even look at kek

>>532777590
The last stress test didnt have nearly as many people as this. Tons of soddies found out about the server last week.

>>532777424
:pregnant_man:

>>532777704
This. Epoch won. It's over for Turtle sisters.

>>532777630
>Log in late to the party
>People already completed the first quest
New freshie when?

>>532777689
>20k players in game
>in the fucking STARTING ZONE
My body is ready

So when will the server be playable? Surely tomorrow or next week when 20,000 people stop trying to log in?

>>532777274
Asalys...

>can't even get into the login server
Joewari Da...

>>532777590
So they can test their bans. This server is nothing but a hugbox for powertriping losers.

>>532777742
I just feel bad for you. But im glad you have a containment server at least to go your weird aryan gigachad rape rp or whatever.

>they're turning off the queue
>niggers who randomly got lucky and randomly were allowed to connect and log in are going to be hours ahead before anyone else can even try to get on
cool cool

>she took off work for a new server launch

are people still this retarded?

>>532777789
Bro we already had our first level tens like a hour ago...

Even the pvp server has twice as many people as Nordanaar

>>532777704
they can try all they want. the server is hardlocked at 2k before it shits the bed lmao

>LOGIN SERVER DOWN
>LOGIN SERVER DOWN
>LOGIN SERVER DOWN

You should've expected this

>>532777627
Oh so they lied about only allowing enUS clients to connect and only allowing Latin characters? Cool. Wonder what else they lied about.
Sorry for calling you a nigger anon.

>>532777704
Nost was never a benchmark in server pop

Why are turdles so desperate for people not to play here?
You would think they would want to keep their "comfy" server

>>532777814
more like they are just gonna artificially lower the server cap. Let in a thousand people for 15 minutes to get through the starter zone then increase it by another 1000 and so on

>>532777868
>be indian retard secondary
>don't know how to stay queued even without a queue
>i didnt do my homework but i deserve to be in more than people that learned
stfu retard

>>532777897
I knew it was going to be a shitshow yeah

>>532777568
>monthly fee
>cash shop
>layering
>wow tokens
>ruined economy
>chinkbots running free
classic wow is an absolute fucking disaster

>>532777872
>believing 'she' is actually a she

are people this retarded?

>>532777897
I did
I wanted to see the shit show firsthand

Man I just wanna login and chat a little even if I couldnt quest. I gotta get NETWORKING.

nothing left to do but fantasize about burying my nose deep in whitemane's asshole and taking a big whiff.

>>532777868
Except the actual server is shitting itself and eventually just stops responding even if you got in. A shitshow all around.

Yes? He got in?

>>532777627
I was able to log in and play unlike here though retard.

>>532777897
I expected long queues, I didn't expect this to be so far behind technologically that their queue system doesn't even function

>>532777936
>Random Indian racism
Shut the fuck up

>>532777274
>>532777762
QRD on pregmeme?

>>532777923
It's just paid shills by Shenna and Crogg. THese russian niggers rely on the money form their P2W store to eat after the sanctions.

>>532777923
people playing here means they arent playing on their server, it leads to retarded server wars just like pve and pvp has been getting

Back to playing CS with russians I guess.

So how do you have a queue without a queue? Will it just say Connecting until you randomly get in?

>>532777936
>don't know how to stay queued even without a queue
Share the knowledge please.

>>532778041
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT OFFEND SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>532777867
>even more asinine and clueless projecting
posts like these REEK of insecurity, holy shit lmaooo

>Unfortunately we will be performing a full server reset. All characters on the current server will be deleted once the reset takes effect.

>>532774854 (OP)
I am going back to Guild Wars 2.

>>532778041
hahahaha only an indian would get mad at this

>>532778141
no you're all normalfags and the reason why wow is dead in the first place

There's no catching up from here bros, I can't even get back into queue...

Better luck next fresh

>>532778141
it's just bait anon

>>532778117
why would i donate to a server that doesn't work

XIV won.

Is Kezan actually playable if you are in? I was in and nothing was loaded at all and then I got DC'd into login server down

>>532778062
People were using it as a reaction in their discord and the mods ended up instant banning people posting it saying mpreg posters were posting their fetish

next fresh when?

I am not even trying, sisters

>>532778268
>XIV won.
yeah the gayest and stupidiest game award

LOL

dead game

>>532778268
go back thanks

how long until I can log in?

>>532778268
we play mmos here

>>532778268
is woke laymutt finally dead? only then will it truly win

>>532778268
It's mostly your fault.

>>532778268
XIV isn't even open world.

>>532778280
completely unplayable in undead land

>>532778217
there's a level 7 in dun morogh (it's me)
>>532778237
yeah you definitely have not played 1.12 on a non blizz server

turtle won, you can always comeback albieteverthough in a permanently raped and buck broken state because you left in the first place. You will have a giant brand on your forehead as a raped leaver but you can come back.

>>532778282
when retail classic+ drops

>>532778195
>no you're all normalfags
Nigger i play private servers since 2010 and haven't touched classic.
If anything you are the normalfag because you refuse to share with fellow 4chin users.

>>532778268
boring storygame

>>532777656
If I was the admin I would require everyone to upload a photo of themselves when creating an account. Aryans should have priority logging in.

>>532775303
Deca… what’s going on big guy…

its empty. 10k+ in queue btw. dead game

What level did you get to anon?
For me, it's level 2

>>532778268
I could just play second life if I wanted to """Play""" XIV

I kinda wanna hear what voice chat sounds like on their discord but I hear its horrible

>>532778280
PLAY ON GURUBASHI
Keep away.
Aren't you a big strong man? go play PVP

>>532778281
Jesus that's all it took? There's gotta be more to it than that right?

>>532778268
Mare code? Wanna fuck?

>>532778379
>level 7
are you the explore anon?

>>532776880

>>532778407
There is no queue, they disabled the login server

>>532778386
I'd rather play retail than squirtle

>>532778412
I got to the character screen once

>>532778217
>Finally manage to get in
>See a bunch of intimidating level 2s
>They spot me, call me a shitter and say I can't hang around
N-Not like this...

>>532778407
>people say this server has 10k people on it
>pic related
So what? Are they just botting numbers to inflate them and try to compete with successful servers like Turtle? The developers of Project Epoch should fucking go to jail for this

ITT

>>532778391
There's nothing to share you retarded ugly shitskin esl. He's trolling you.

>>532778391
>If anything you are the normalfag because you refuse to share with fellow 4chin users.
lmao, 95% of this site including staff weren't even here in 2012

you are scum and if a magic button that existed to kill you off i would push it even if i suffered complete financial loss

>>532778412
1, but i got all 10 names i wanted >:)

Can you ESLs go like 5 minutes without talking about rape sex cum plap goon? Holy shit I hope most of you are on Guru or go back to XIV

Whelp, time to huff the copium. By the time the servers are stable my edibles will be here!

>>532778534
i'd prefer a healthy 2.5k pop

>>532778412
Level 3, which makes me the top and you the bottom~

>just stuck on logging in to game server
how do I get out of this purgatory

>>532778520
LFG (no level 1 scum)

>>532778534
I don't want either of those?

>>532778590
plap plap plap

need a tranny bitch under my desk sucking me off while I suffer in this fucking queue

>>532778531
Anon why would anyone who got in for even 5 minutes pointlessly run to Ironforge?

>>532778469
Nope, just discord mods abusing their power.

paymane won
turtle won
ascension won
it's over

>unable to connect

>>532778686
average horde faggot

>>532778619
Same, it really was horrible timing, because the SoD refugees made this server blow up. Also, ff14 trannies, cause their game sucks and the lead dev even told them to play other games.

>Netherwing doesn't even have 1k people during EU prime time
LMAO

>>532778569
SS?

>>532778615
I'm dying......of femgnome deprivation................aaaaa

>didn't get in before they pulled the plug on the login server
It's fucking over, next fresh when?

>>532778590

Why won't they make a temp server then just transfer them to Kezan once the hype dies down?

>>532778717
are the servers up or is this their que work around?

>>532778590
Hi Macchi

I closed the game and stopped trying to connect

>>532778850
I won't let you have my names.

>>532778487
that's not really a hag

>>532778865
They said they're disabling the queue so I think the login server is just down.

>>532778590
goon with trannies

>>532778629
Very funny, but I'm bigger

>>532778850
I feel like they would mess it up somehow

>>532778850
What do you think Gurubashi is?

>>532778407
how the fuck have you been able to stay in. i've been in and out 4 times already.

I WANNA PLAY!!!!!!!!

>>532778850
They don't know how. They already said that.

I CANT EVEN GET INTO THE QUEUE

>>532778760
i'm a xiv tranny myself but i've been waiting 3 years for this server

On Gurubashi I'm just stuck on "Logging in to game server" What about u guys

>>532778850
Because within 3 hours people will stop trying and try again tomorrow

>we're disabling the queues
YES
>it just means no one is gonna be allowed to join
>the people inside can keep playing doe
NO
NO
NO
FUCK YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING RETARDS

didn't nost have 40k players on at once?

>>532777626
>>Kemono's patreon scraper down
WHAT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532778978
My femgnome likes biggers...

>>532779032
>QUEUE
anon...who is going to tell him?

>>532779032
Now you're just in the QQ

a server dying out because its too popular is certainly a new one

>>532778989
Well they should do it again.

i played in the betas...that means im special...let me in..

I SNORTED AN OUNCE OF METH, DRANK 12 MONSTERS I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I HAVE TO HIT LEVEL 60 IN 24 HOURS OR IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT YOU FKING TRANNY DEV FAGGOT PROGRAMMER SOCK FAGGOTS BRING UP THE SERVER AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>532779032
There is no queue, they shut it down. 20k people trying to get in its not possible

>>532778962
>>532779016
if you're going to post coom make it wow related please and ty

>>532774854 (OP)
>alarm set for 4am tomorrow

>>532778978
Fiiiiine, you can plap me

my femlala wishes she was leveling rn

>>532778962
Nips and asians in general are so fucking disgusting

>>532779063
The servers arent up right now

>>532779037
>been waiting 3 years for this server
No you fucking haven't
Also, can my human hit?

oh well. ill milk myself to night elfs instead

>>532779140
>taking uppers before you even in the game
ngmi

just uninstalled
not because of the server issues, but because i am reminded that private servers are nothing but homofag playerbases as evidenced by these threads

>>532778962
If she menstruates she's a hag.

>>532779224
links?

>>532779064
I remember 25k at least

That's it I'm playing something else
Let me know when the servers are back on

>>532779064
peaked at 90k actually

This is probably the worse case scenario for them. If they don’t get this working fast people will just go back to turtle and move on. How did they not prepare for this to happen?

Nice server

>>532779213
Do you like ma- tauren???

>>532778784
Same... I just wanna make frens, level, and have fun :(

>>532779221
theres literally people playing in twitch, lvl 3
the people that were in are still in

>>532779224
hey

>>532779234
peak wow

>>532779215
more for me

Why didnt they test the fucking queue before release god damn tards holy shit epoch is trashhhh

>>532779301
Good. Im okay with a 2k-5k pop or so. Doesnt need to be maxed out.

>>532779334
Link or it didn't happen.

>>532779234
ew

is the connection stable or not? i don't want to waste my time sitting in queue if the servers are crashing. please reply with your experience so far.

i named my character after a ffxiv npc :)

>>532779117
this happens with every good server lol, all the tourist retards will leave and never come back

rawr imma cat lol

>i skipped my workout to sit here and spam login

>>532779301
Europeans are stupid.

>>532778412
>>532778629
>>532778978
>>532779184
Can you retarded trannies just take this over to discord or skype or some shit

>>532779301
germanic autism
>saturday launch

This is a mighty fine time to take a shower, eat something, maybe take a walk outside for a bit. Don't be the autist that goes into wait mode when theyre looking forward to something

>I'm leaving!
>It's over!
>I'm going to turtle
Bye!
Please don't come back, unironically.

Do we now need to apologize for Blizz for complaining about layers?

>>532779282
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8448312

>>532779215
cope

nelf supremacy, every compared is inferior change my mind.

>>532779410
You can't even log in right now that's how unstable it is.

>>532779429
Sucking dick isn't a workout

>>532779063
>he's behind the curve
KWAB

>>532779223
i wish i was lying, i was there for closed beta 1
>can my human hit?
my femnelf would win

Any retarded trannies wanna on discord or skype?

>>532778962
code?
>>532779093
all that's up is pixiv and discord it's looking like, and even those are slow updates

Any XIV bitches/subs that wanna get bullied while we wait for the game to come back up?

>>532779334
Twitch bans pserver playing. If youre not lying you can report them for fun.

>>532779485
well that was disappointing

>>532779301
>people will just go back to turtle

>>532779492
his penis could never satisfy her.

>>532779117
Nice damage control tranny cord jannigger

>>532779479
nah, seeing the server shit itself at launch is part of the charm

>>532779492
Grom agreed they are perfect women, perfect as orc wives

joel kom skype

>>532779537
no, get on vent

will they admit that launching on a saturday was dumb?

>>532776130
>It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Epoch.
is it crashing a lot? that's kind of unacceptable if you are playing and get kicked back to a very long queue. is the queue itself crashing? that's not good either, if the case.

i haven't tried logging in yet, just trying to get a feel for how launch is going before potentially wasting my time.

>>532779151

>>532779301
It's insane fumbling this so hard

>>532779545
No!

I'm so behind the curve...

>>532778268
your character is hideous.

>>532779234

>>532779301
>If they don’t get this working fast people will just go back to turtle
Oh, no! Anyway...

>>532779701
bruh

almost ready to level at loch Modan. hope none of you are falling too far behind

>>532779692
>043024
Nice try

First time I've seen login servers just get manually disabled on launch day.

>>532779234
Is that Razor Hill?

I have to be honest. I'm starting to desire a nelf gf.

I'm so glad we don't have soulless layers for launch. Imagine playing with soulless and deserted, lag-free, 500 man layers.

>>532779640
ew too old

>>532778268
your character is gorgeous.

What's the next FRESH?

Patience is a virtue. I shall return when the situation improves.

>>532779803
yes

>>532777590
IIRC latest stress-test had like 3k online.

>>532779301
>people will just go back to turtle
Genuinely, why would you? The server is years old and most of the people playing on there have completed all the content a long time ago. It's a retirement home for trannies who have invested too much time (and money in the worse cases) to move on and do something else. They stand around in SW all day, stir up drama in the threads, or rush through easy raids once a week. Turtle is done, it's over.

>>532779729
comfy

>go for a 20m run to not just sit around waiting
>come back
>servers came up while I was out and I'm in a 20k queue
odds of this happening?

>>532779692
the hero epoop needs
but not the one it deserves

https://www.twitch.tv/nabukadnezar
GAY EMO

>>532779301
>it might not become an unplayable megaserver filled with spics like turtle
sounds amazing desu

>>532779810
total zoomercaust

>>532779832
Yeah, who would even want to play anyway?

so epoch release is tomorrow

https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNap2Ag6
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNap2Ag6
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNap2Ag6

can you turdle players go back to your home for a bit so the rest of us can play?

Reminds me of sheilun's launch lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUY7jlchIrA
Just look at this and admire.
How nice and smooth it was.
13000+ people online, minor lags but absolutely playable.
Now look at epochniggers and cry.

>>532779234
>razor hill... but slightly different
BRAVO EPODEVS

>>532779515
that's what i figured. thank you for your beta testing efforts. maybe someday in the next week they will be able to get the basic user experience stabilized. hopefully they invested in scalable cloud architecture for their servers and have been following best practices on their dev workflows.

>>532780005
We've discussed this a million times
we are ALL going Horde on Gvrvbashi

>>532779914
Turtle is a leveling server. You play your new alt to 60 and then move on to the next one. That was always the fun of it.

>>532779234
blizzard hire this man tier but somehow worse

>>532780069
Its a good change. More quests too.

my catboy JUST WANTS TO PLAY OH MY GOD LET HIM IN LET HIM IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>532780090
Their server runs on windows and is configured manually

>>532777967
>>layering… LE BAD
Remind me which game is currently playable and the other has 5 hour queues?

Moe's has a buy 1 get 1 burrito deal what should I get on it

anyone interested in a haxball room while we wait until they feed the server hamsters?

>>532780154
Find out for me where these new boats and zeppelins go

>>532779927
0%
they are not turning on the login until people stop playing, then they will turn it on and off again, probably until the pop dies down in 2-3 days

>>532780202
deport ff14 trannies, that will fix the servers

>>532779772
>Playing mage with all the nerfs
retard alert

>>532779701
cute cat, commission porn of her

>>532780225
layering is good for launches but when it's kept around past the first two weeks it leads to dead endgame zones

>make sarcastic comment in the discord
>Muted for 24hours in less than a minute
these mods are so fragile lol

>>532777967
but you can play it

>>532779519
fucking kek

we're all in the Crossroads already chud, see you next fresh loser

Does anyone keep getting the contact technical support shit?

>>532780324
frogfags should be slowly tortured to death lol

>>532780324
what did you say?

>>532779234
>added a small stream through the town
neat, but
what does megaton eat

>>532780324
was the sarcastic comment "I HATE ALL FUCKING NIGGERS KILL ALL NIGGERS!"

>Unable to connect
Im done, see you guys in an hour or 2

The last two digits of my post are the percent chance out of 100 that I will be able to play today

>>532780367
yeh

>>532780367
yeah the queue to get into the server is down that's why

Where is all the new slop they were supposed to add

>>532780367
What part of login servers are down do you not understand, retard?

>>532777663
Retard-kun, if you’re talking about Classic then there’s been a ton of changes.

>>532777868
>to be hours ahead
OH NOESS!! They'll be able to reach lvl 20 quicker how will you even recover?? guess you'll have to wait until the next fresh

>>532780367
>he got banned

>>532780048
impossible...

>>532780324
Watch them damage control in here now

>>532776591
whats wrong with gurubashi?

>>532780303
>Mage isnt worth playing if you cant gold farm bot or boost people

>>532780387
i said we should kick out all blacks and trannies to reduce the login queue keeeeek

all i saw was all the dwarfs were shamans i was the only warrior

>>532780417
I don't mean that sarcastically though

>>532780048
you don't understand thats lost tech.

>>532780442
Anon they didnt say they overhauled every single hub in every single zone

>>532780483
>please understand
>we were not able to implement a login queue due to cost

>>532779410
i logged in a while ago but couldn't do anything meaningful ingame anyway other than walking around

>>532780496
It's brown.

>>532780435
>>532780438
>>532780446
How will I know once it comes back up?

>>532780048
>>532780483
>>532780548
you're just now realizing that germans are subhuman scum

Is someone playing rn or what is happening?

>>532780442
most of the new content is quest related

>>532780048
Whitekidney was actually the hero we didn't deserve after all ;-;

>>532780442
WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS JUST VANILLA? FUCKING BRONZEBEARD BETTER NOT BE LIKE THIS

>>532780712
No

>>532780578
They did say in a Q&A that they should be able to handle 5-8k players, 'If they were spread out around the the world.'

https://kick.com/jaybinski/videos Im live guys

soo do we move to /trash/ so we can actually goon in the meantime?

kek

Genuinely I'd rather have this than the FMC nonces constantly shitting up the thread with their middle school tier drama and schizobabble. At least you niggers are playing the game (or trying to anyway)

Home come trans people hate pvp so much??

>>532779410
>please reply with your experience so far.
try to log in
>queue
>disconnect
try again
>queue
>disconnect
try again
>can't connect

>>532780707
keep an eye on the updated channel in the discord
or just try to login forever until it works

>>532780324
I asked when is peacemode coming out for pvp and the mod gave me a serious reply when I was obviously joking lol

THEY ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN LMAO

TURTLE BVLLS KEEP WINNING

>>532780387
>nice launch

>>532780498
that's the only reason mage is good in vanilla lol

>>532780772
This general should've been moved to /trash/ a long time ago.

well this was anticlimatic

>>532780048
unironically he did something not even blizzard could.

>>532780815
They hate how horny they get when a male orc is standing over their nelf/humie.

WTS spare epoch account

They are locking account creation.

>>532780778
GEGGGGGGGGGGGG EPOCHLY TRANSITIONED TROONS TURTLE RAPED

>>532779410
Less stable than old retail launches. Reminds me of WoD honestly.

Should've launch on a work day when school is back lmao

fucking retards should have done this like a week ago

Queuecucks btfo. im already 22, heading to Wetlands as we speak

>>532780905
BASED
FUCK TOURISTS
IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THURSDAY AND HAVE FOUR ACCOUNTS KEK KEK KEK

>>532780876
Clueless and filtering now

You shouldn't launch servers on a fucking Saturday.

WATCH OUT HES BACK IN ACTION

>>532780905
Why didn't they close account registration A WEEK AGO????

90% of their discord has the NEW green leaf ffs

>>532780905
>>532780910
>>532780948
a little late for that

the biggest mistake was just doing this on a saturday, if they had done it on a weekday it wouldn't have been nearly this bad

>>532780778
He got banned didn't he?

>>532780815
They dont want other people to kill them.
They want to do it themselves.

>>532780905
>>532780910
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS WALKING MY FUCKING DOG ITS NOT FAIR

>>532780712
yup I'm playing right now. Lots of people on and it's finally running smooth. Someone said they shut down the login sever in place of the que system. Too afraid to go afk now

No new accounts, no discord access, queues are shutdown. It's not looking good.

why did you forsake turtle? apologize now. 300 word count minimum.

OMG!!!! CORRUPT ASHBRINGER JUST DROPPED (hunter won it btw)

>>532780548
warmane's onyxia during transition to tbc didn't have a single crash and the lag was gone after 20 minutes. it's a skill issue

>>532781132
LMAO

>>532780815
Because to PvP efficiently you need to hop on voice com with your mates.

its up

>>532780948
>i hadn't created my account yet

oh well it's not like it's even playable, im not in a rush

no changes to the crossroads unless it's the server not changing it

its down

>>532781023
braindead euro detected

>>532775779
>they locked their discord, because people are flaming them
lol
>>532775780
>DISCORD IS ON LOCKDOWN
lmao
>>532775383
>sorry but I've already downed entire bottle of coffee pills and adderal, I'll just jack off to second monitor for few days.
fucking KEK.

POCHIE SISTERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

did i or did i not say this was going to be an absolute clown fiesta?

They should lock the level cap to 10 for a few days so nobody gets way too far ahead

who posted the cock LOL

>>532781286
holy fucking zoomer. die.

/wpsg/ is laughing at us.............

>>532781335
And why do the fuck do you care if people get far ahead?? holy 'tism

>>532780948
brit tards don't know how to run shit. just look at their island. they should've done this days ago, but now that the cat is out of the bag it's just going to turn people away lmao

>>532781041
I think they just wanted to brag about launch numbers but yeah, should have closed accounts a week ago and moved launch to monday.

Bronzebeard bros...

Is the worst fumble in private server history? We are all laughing at you in turtle right now.

Imma go for a walk, pls make sure it stays it down

>>532781463
You will unironically not get into any good raiding guilds if you're behind the curve even a day or two not even joking.

qrd on why i should play it over turtle?
is it strictly the /fresh/ factor or is there more to it?

>>532781528
All 10 of you?

>>532781528
All three of you?

>>532781528
>the worst fumble in private server history?
So we're just gonna sweep gummy under the rug huh

Where's that dirty fucking nigger that was arguing with me yesterday and insulting me because I said launching the server on a Saturday night a bad idea? I hope you get cancer bitch. You were wrong and you lost.

>>532781529
You might miss out though anon!

this is all alexensuals fault

I actually put in 2 weeks vacation for this bullshit. I don't know why I actually listened to you guys. Fuck this semen slurping server. Going back to classic anniversary

>>532781554
>raiding
SHIGGYDIGGY

>>532781528
I think the stormforge Wrath launch was worse, that shit was so buggy it was actually kinda fun

I am going to start masturbating now and I am not going to stop until I log in.

>>532781528
nah the worst fumble would be CC2 1.17.2

>>532781528
It's definitely up there. I can't think of a worse launch than this. A bunch of known devs are having a field day with this in a lot of the private discords right now. This shit is one for the history books for sure, I'm not sure how they will even recover from this.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>532781572
a lot, and i mean a LOT more new stuff compared to turtle

project epoch is as far from twow as twow is from classic

>cant log in
>missing out on all that sweet lvl 1 gnome poochie coochie

They really should have launched on a week day

>do nothing
>win

Looks like my Fashy und Freshy is... over

>>532781528
No, that was playtbc

>>532781589
im sorry

>>532781384
There is wpsg thread again? Stop spread ffs.

>snackies eaten
>buzz fading
>still unable to connect
so much for making new friend and adcentures..

>>532781607
Vacation from what? We all know you never worked a day in your life

gummy is a man of vision, none of you understand him.
I will gladly play on his next server.

>>532781572
Newer client and better pvp (on paper). That's literally it.

>>532781554
>good raiding guilds
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm going to vacuum my apartment and the server best be up by the time I get back or else I'll be positively cross

>>532781702
>p-p-please come play with the chinks and bots
lol
lmao even

i have 2 accounts i will sell my other one

Gurubashi sisters what should I play? I want to level with PvP as much as I can. I usually play melee but ret and warrior are probably really bad in solo leveling PvP. Maybe its enh shaman or hunter? Also is alliance massively overpopulated or can I play a qt elf without getting bored?

>>532781607
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY TVRTLE BVLLS

>>532781528
turtletrannies keep winning
epoosissies cant stop L'ing

>>532781737
same man... now I'm just tired and all the gooner posting is making me want to jack off and go to bed

>>532781528
>He wasn't around for Gummys tbc
not even close

>>532781787
server will be dead within the month so whatever you'll have fun to 20 with lol

>>532781528
PlayTBC was funnier.

My friend is telling me to just give up on this shit and play MoP instead
Is MoP good? Haven't really been into classic since WotLK

god fucking damnit i was so high and now its dying down and im just feeling fucking sad i wanted to play so bad this was supposed to be the most fun ive had in years what the fuck god fuck these shitty devs

>>532781828
anyone else getting sleepy? haha

>>532781787
>gets on my knees and starts licking that cooch

>>532781871
I just drank coffee.

There's more turtletroons in this thread than on their servers

>>532781554
>You will unironically not get into any good raiding guilds if you're behind the curve even a day or two not even joking.

Fuck it, I guess im just going to bed

So will we be able to play today or no ? ?????

>>532781674
All the high levels (3+) are hoarding them while are left with nothing. It's over...

Level 5. Feeling good.

epoop had one shot at greatness. and they blew it

>>532781946
with me??

>>532781528
nah gummy launched for like 2 or 3 hours before the owner cancelled it ebcause he couldn't handle the influx of players (because he was a retard running a stock server and had no clue what he was doing)

>>532781836
>a month
>to 20
yep, kezanshitter alright
>>532781787
it has forced faction balance and most people are going horde anyway, there's no alliance overpopulation

>>532781946
but first post more of your char for me to goon to

>>532781904
>unleashes a massive wave of liquid shit down your throat
mfmffuhnfhhghhh

>>532781831
Still haven't forgiven that crippled fuck.

>>532781951
>today
this month if you're lucky and the epoch troons hire someone less retarded to fix the server

>>532781864
MoP is the best modern expansion, the raids unironically are the best they've ever made.

PvP is extremely autistic but also kinda fun.

The worst part about it is that the 1-90 experience is a complete afterthought, you just rush to 90 and thats it.

>>532781554
>not get into any good raiding guilds

>>532781946
goated game

Turtle right now. Have fun beta testing Epoch cucks.

>>532781946
Hold on let's have a quickie on vrchat before you go eep

>>532781864
MoP is genuinely not good and you should not fall for the shilling.

Most of you guys really are tourists lmao, this was pretty standard pserver experience. You are kind of a moron if you thought a hyped Saturday release date on JULY wouldn't result on this shitshow.

>>532774854 (OP)
What's causing the unable to connect errors on login? I can't get in and create chararacters.

>>532781904
that's how you get throat cancer.

>>532781951
no.
and unless 80% of the pop decides to give up on this server you wont be able to play tomorrow as well

>stress test couldn't handle 600 players
>somehow they expected the server to handle 5000 at time + queues
Seriously, are they retarded?

Fucking Project Loadingscreen.

Where's White Kidney when we need him the most

Is anyone actually in right now or are the server down for everyone else?

4 6 slots LET'S GOOOOOO

>>532782109
No, they are british.

>>532782091
Only beta tester accounts are allowed to login right now

>>532782041
wtf you told me epoch is going to kill it....
shenna-sama....

>>532782080
Nice damage control pochie tranny cordjanny

>>532782080
No shit, I'm just shitposting. It'll be up in a few hours who gives a fuck, I'm gonna play something else in the meantime.

No new content. we were lied to...

>>532782206
So it's not launching today? Or is it gonna be a few hours still for normalios?

>>532782149
servers are up and people are playing, they won't let anyone else in

>>532782019
>>532782040
Wish you could actually get a real flat chest without having to cheat engine scan for a float value every time you launch the game (and also an arm slider since making your character short gives them ayy lmao arm length)

>>532782091
>he doesn't know
It's a fake launch where only gods chosen will be able to play, real launch is in a week.

>>532782149
I’m already lvl 12, you might as well give up and wait for new fresh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMo7_VXU_s

First, they disabled the queue and I said nothing, as I didn't have the game downloaded yet. Then, they disabled the registration, and nothing I said again, as I was waiting for a friend to start playing together. Then they shutted down Project Epoch, and we were left without a home...

>>532781864
MOP is total slop. Never understood why people loved it so much.

>kezan

>>532782342
Now lift that tail.

I can't think of a funny name for Epoch outside of Epoop which isn't that funny.

>2500 players capacity per server
wtf were they thinking? even outside of launch period this is way too low
capacity should be 10k minimum
I have played smaller servers (Sunwell) that had more capacity and the playerbase was peaking at 5000+ each day for months
server will die because the devs are actual retards

fuck this shit im going back playing roblox with my lil homies

>>532781607
I quit my job for this!

>>532782307
is that sereka or the sequel?

>>532782242
Yeah, I've still got toasters begging for some Battlestar artillery salvos. Server ain't going anywhere.

>>532782426
Eflop anon, come on.

>>532782478
the sequel, manaka

>>532782008
server pop difference btw, enjoy your ESL containment server + tourists AHAHA

>>532782362
esl

>>532782408

>>532782342
Make it clap bitch
Jump up and down and make those titties clap against your ribcage
Now bend over with your hands on your knees and twerk that ass make that shit jiggle

>>532782429
I am one of the chosen, everyone else wait in line.

>>532782429
>>2500 players capacity per server
Peak SOVL and "le spirit of banilla", actually.

>>532782342
how big is her futa horsecock

>>>/trash/76694956
>>>/trash/76694956
>>>/trash/76694956
Move when ready

Anyone wanna jerk off togheder on discord untill server gets back on

>>532782429
>2500 players capacity per server
why do you lie?

I promised myself that if I couldn't play Epoch I would have to reply all the emails ;_;

>>532782523
ah is it a full release yet or still demo?

im coming for you noshoes

im waiting

lurking

watching

>>532782429
these niggers are scripting the server in javascript what do you expect lmao.
Servers in 2004 could handle 2500 without problems, those retards need 48 core servers and still shit the bed

>>532782648
think it's full release

I paid for a plane ticket to Jamaica for the wife so I could enjoy some Epoch...and now this

>>532782393
It was either their first expansion, it was either because cata ruined everything and they want to force a narrative that nothing can be worse than cata, or they're just furfaggor chink/pajeets.

Whatever happened to just playing video games with bros. What the fuck is with this generation of men who call themselves "gooners" and can't stop thinking about porn all day

>>532781864
maybe if it's on the final patch and you can just skip to siege of org

>>532782621
Go away ff14 tranny, no one likes you.

>>532782618
no one in that general actually plays games

Tourists will give up after a week of queues.

>>532782674
Which racials are you getting?

>Every poll has shown the PvE server is the largest pop server
Overflow gurub sisters.... we got too cocky...

>>532782683
alright i'll check it out, thanks!

>>532782675
The stress test showed the problem and they ignored it.

>>532782714
thats the kind of people who play PvE servers

>>532782342
Wheres her spade hotwife tattoo

>>532782725
How did you know I was from ff14?

>>532781946
what game is this??

i had everything planned for project epoch. cleared my schedule. told my job i had a family emergency. told my family i had work. lied to everyone just so i could disappear into this server for the next six months. i had dreams. i had spreadsheets. i had macros. i had my build path mapped out to level 60 with optimized routes and backup gear plans in case of bad RNG. i was ready to ascend.

and then... the flood.
thousands of neckbeards, keyboard warriors, and washed-up vanilla veterans all frothing at the mouth slammed into the login server at once. the gates broke. the servers died. the dreams withered. my queue froze at 32,118 for three hours before the client just gave up and crashed like it had seen what lay ahead and chose death.

i haven’t slept. haven’t eaten. i had 100€ ready to blow on dumb cosmetics, not because i needed them, but because i wanted to support the cause. i was emotionally invested. spiritually committed. and now i’m just sitting here, eyes bloodshot, heartbeat irregular, watching the discord melt into a soup of cope and despair while the devs post vague updates like “we’re looking into it” as my will to live exits stage left.

i was gonna be a menace. a raidlogger. a forum elitist. now i’m just a broken man with a dead character stuck in limbo.

>was in the game
>ran all the way to booty bay
>was going to logout to get my interface and keybind settings saved
>couldn't log out
>alt f4'd expecting to sit in queue and hopefully still be in booty bay
>they shut down the queue literally 30 seconds later
>if i just stayed in the lag probably would have stabilized and I could be playing right now
Fuck this nigger earth

>>532782621
I only like porn of this woman if she's got a monster cock anon.

Holyshit their discord is a fucking dumpster fire, people are getting timed out and banned left and right.

>>532782757
more like one day

>>532782730
I would but epoch is kill

im swimming out to get me a hot panda wife

>>532782674
>melee
you're just another mob to dot bro

Who ever is on, you've played long enough its someone else's turn now. Mom says you have to log off

Nice server lmfao. 5 years in development and down on arrival.

>>532782867
i think a week ago they were being powertripping fags but honest to god i would support them if they just started banning every mouthbreathing normie retard who asks the most obvious fucking questions. they should restrict the server so only people who have beta accounts can sign in for the first week.

Today I spent 2 hours trying to login to Project Epoch.

I successfully loaded in a total of 6 times.

I killed 4 sabercats. My UI is set up.

It was a bad day.

>>532782802
Secret Flasher Manaka, find it on fag95. It's pretty fun, but also kind of hard and when you unlock sex you will be disappointed and also sad that you can only let dudes fuck you even though you can turn yourself into a futa and there are women npcs.

>>532782939
keep us posted hackerman

how are balance druids shape up to be here?
all the overview changes focus only on feral

>>532782780
not only bigger, but crossfaction so you can play with the whole server

>>532782867
thats the usual now that ross is back

>>532779063
>if I can't play nobody should

can someone level up on my account?
here is the password
kSgxrz)Na,6N,R}*

>>532782772
Warstomp and 5% extra health

Orc is for pussies

They should reset all characters and relaunch again tomorrow.
How is that fair that some people can get ahead for world first achievements while others can't connect?

>>532782867
Oh wow nobody saw this comming!!!

>>532782939
the ocean ends before you can reach the landmass...

lead dev having an absolute melty mental break down and shuts project epoch down and deletes all source code for good

>>532783104
sounds like a skill issue

>fags that got in before que got taken down are now around lvl 20-30 range
Fresh when?

>People wasting their precious 30m discord post to say IM IN AND IM LEVEL 30 ALREADY and shit

Project Peepoop

>>532783104
nothing in life is fair you crybaby nigger

>>532783176
90% tourists. normies ruin everything.

>>532782675
>This doubles our processing capabilities to 24 cores / 48 threads as well as 128gb of RAM
I don't understand bro, just buy some additional servers, is this a Strat to beg for donations

WHERE ARE ALL THE SHILLS GONE?

WHAT'S THE LATEST COPE ABOUT THE SERVER BEING DOWN SINCE START?

WHAT'S THE LATEST COPE ABOUT REGISTRATIONS BEING SUSPENDED?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Project Floppoch lol

>>532782945
Saw you say this in Musk's chat lil nigga. I know who you are.

>kezan

project peepeepoopoodeadu

Gummy was right.

>people already have their bag slots full
stale server
need fresh

>>532783104
if you were a proper no life meta gamer you would be in right now

>caring about world first on a pserver

>>532782675
Servers in 2004 couldn't handle anything. WoW's launch was so bad Blizzard gave players free weeks of play because of how unstable the servers were.

Epoch is dead
Time for everyone to go back to their containment generals

You are behind the curve and you will NEVER catch up.

its been 2 hours

fuck this, im going back to Turtle

>>532783406
They had to transfer people to other realms, because login was so bad.

>>532783319
Eloooon?

>>532783270
>lol the server is too popular! hahahahaha
you're one of the shills now brother

>>532783439
still not playing turtle lil bro

I'm starting to lose interest anons...

>Servers are dead
>Epoch is dead
>Gummys legs are still dead
its fucking over

Let me in...
I WAS IN. LET ME INNNN

LFM age of empires 2 FFA

>>532783552
If its not fixed in a day or two 90% of people will leave